Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

A request and a rant:

1. Can we pleeez change the acronym for table showers to TBLS or something else, other than TS, so we don't get it confused with the other TS?

2. I see all these multi-paragraph, elaborate reviews from new, low-post-count members, mostly focused on the top 3-4 places. I never fully read them because I don't have all day to read Playboy essays, and I never visit those spots anyway. This wasn't the case before, "before" meaning a couple years ago or older. All I need to know is $, age, ethnicity, weight, looks, and attitude. Cup size and overall performance would be nice to have, and you could condense all of that into one sentence. Then if you want to expand that into a longer version below, have at it. At a glace, it seems these reviews are mostly well written, coherent, use correct grammar, etc. This, while the lesser-known spots get nearly no mention. Is this some kind of promoter with an AI assistant trying to tickle our collective gonads, or did we just get a slew of Pulitzer-award-winning mongers join our small community? Dunno, just wondering.

[QUOTE=ThePunisher50;7422589]My two cents with the current market which includes Los Angeles county. I would say I have good knowledge in identifying Asian races and cultures and also through experiences. I believe the Chinese are providing excellent services as demonstrated by the well detailed posts here. However, I am starting to believe some Chinese providers are now saying they are Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, and Japanese to market themselves as different and exotic to us. Its the same way Mexican providers say they are Colombian or from Spain. 90% of us won't know the difference or care as long as we get excellent services. I care because I like true variety. Fellas what's your thoughts on this?[/QUOTE]You're 100% right about this. It all feels. Samey. A lot of the ads that pop up as Thai or Japanese definitely feel like they're following a similar script, and sometimes the details don't quite add up.

[QUOTE=Assaholic;7434259]A request and a rant:

1. Can we pleeez change the acronym for table showers to TBLS or something else, other than TS, so we don't get it confused with the other TS?

2. I see all these multi-paragraph, elaborate reviews from new, low-post-count members, mostly focused on the top 3-4 places. I never fully read them because I don't have all day to read Playboy essays, and I never visit those spots anyway. This wasn't the case before, "before" meaning a couple years ago or older. All I need to know is $, age, ethnicity, weight, looks, and attitude. Cup size and overall performance would be nice to have, and you could condense all of that into one sentence. Then if you want to expand that into a longer version below, have at it. At a glace, it seems these reviews are mostly well written, coherent, use correct grammar, etc. This, while the lesser-known spots get nearly no mention. Is this some kind of promoter with an AI assistant trying to tickle our collective gonads, or did we just get a slew of Pulitzer-award-winning mongers join our small community? Dunno, just wondering.[/QUOTE]You've put into words what's been on my mind. On #2, yeah. I've quit trying to read those long write-ups on the frequently reviewed places. The basic stuff you mentioned is good and I too like it when it's stated completely and briefly. Then, an erotic comment or two about how quickly her tongue went into my mouth or how she yelped when I entered her makes for fun reading, but when it goes on and on I lose interest. Of course if there was a problem, mention it.

Then on #1, TS confuses me too. TBLS seems better. And I got to say, there are several new abbreviations not listed on the site index. HYA is hot young Asian, but what is CYA? Is BLS ball-suck or something else? Just yesterday I ran across a couple that I'd never seen before, forget what they were, their meaning was obvious to the author but not to me.

Done with rant.

Lift Her Up.

[QUOTE=Assaholic;7434259]A request and a rant:

1. Can we pleeez change the acronym for table showers to TBLS or something else, other than TS, so we don't get it confused with the other TS?

2. I see all these multi-paragraph, elaborate reviews from new, low-post-count members, mostly focused on the top 3-4 places. I never fully read them because I don't have all day to read Playboy essays, and I never visit those spots anyway. This wasn't the case before, "before" meaning a couple years ago or older. All I need to know is $, age, ethnicity, weight, looks, and attitude. Cup size and overall performance would be nice to have, and you could condense all of that into one sentence. Then if you want to expand that into a longer version below, have at it. At a glace, it seems these reviews are mostly well written, coherent, use correct grammar, etc. This, while the lesser-known spots get nearly no mention. Is this some kind of promoter with an AI assistant trying to tickle our collective gonads, or did we just get a slew of Pulitzer-award-winning mongers join our small community? Dunno, just wondering.[/QUOTE]1, agree on that TS acronym, table shower is rare around this part of town though. I think only a hand full of places offers them. 99 health being 1, but their girls are hit or miss most of the time, and other Santa Ana bedpage lady does it too as far as I know.

2, I mean if you believe what they are writing are not fitting channel rules, I think you are well within your rights to report it. Most of us just ignores the low profile and only trust anyone 200+ writing anything longer than 2 paragraphs. [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?32131-Rants-Raves-and-Stupid-Shit-in-Seattle.&p=7420875[/URL]#post7420875.

Some quick reading material for those who still cares about this topic.

[QUOTE=Assaholic;7434259]A request and a rant:

1. Can we pleeez change the acronym for table showers to TBLS or something else, other than TS, so we don't get it confused with the other TS?

2. I see all these multi-paragraph, elaborate reviews from new, low-post-count members, mostly focused on the top 3-4 places. I never fully read them because I don't have all day to read Playboy essays, and I never visit those spots anyway. This wasn't the case before, "before" meaning a couple years ago or older. All I need to know is $, age, ethnicity, weight, looks, and attitude. Cup size and overall performance would be nice to have, and you could condense all of that into one sentence. Then if you want to expand that into a longer version below, have at it. At a glace, it seems these reviews are mostly well written, coherent, use correct grammar, etc. This, while the lesser-known spots get nearly no mention. Is this some kind of promoter with an AI assistant trying to tickle our collective gonads, or did we just get a slew of Pulitzer-award-winning mongers join our small community? Dunno, just wondering.[/QUOTE]1, Agreed on the TBLS for table shower, where is there a good place to try?

2, you mean the rampant 3 some+ into now 5 some long drawn out essay are fake? You don't say. All from the exact same people all the time too. Honestly, I don't think anyone is going to say or do anything about it. I am mainly sticking to places from you guys that with loads of reviews that gives the hidden gem shops a shout out from time to time to avoid being baited.

[QUOTE=Mongers12;7434999]1, agree on that TS acronym, table shower is rare around this part of town though. I think only a hand full of places offers them. 99 health being 1, but their girls are hit or miss most of the time, and other Santa Ana bedpage lady does it too as far as I know.

2, I mean if you believe what they are writing are not fitting channel rules, I think you are well within your rights to report it. Most of us just ignores the low profile and only trust anyone 200+ writing anything longer than 2 paragraphs. [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?32131-Rants-Raves-and-Stupid-Shit-in-Seattle.&p=7420875[/URL]#post7420875.

Some quick reading material for those who still cares about this topic.[/QUOTE]The same couple people that write the page long essays about the same two shops, are definitely paid shills. No house fees, and the discounted threesomes, foursomes, etc. Are their payment for keeping business strong at those shops. I feel bad for the readers on here that expect pornstar service, when in reality they will be put behind a divider for twenty minutes while they wait to kiss a girl that just ate someone's ass five minutes earlier.

[QUOTE=ArtVandalay90;7435442]The same couple people that write the page long essays about the same two shops, are definitely paid shills. No house fees, and the discounted threesomes, foursomes, etc. Are their payment for keeping business strong at those shops. I feel bad for the readers on here that expect pornstar service, when in reality they will be put behind a divider for twenty minutes while they wait to kiss a girl that just ate someone's ass five minutes earlier.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you with these long essays. It makes me not want to go into that thread because its always the same shit.

[QUOTE=LiftHerUp;7431955]I've had many great times with Chinese providers and as wonderful as they are, the attentiveness and sensuousness of the Kgirls, well, that defies description. Makes me wonder, why is this the case with Koreans? How do they learn this? Is this true of the civvy Kgirls as well as of the professionals? Do their moms take them aside once they get into their upper teens and spell it out for them? Or do the girls just cue in their peers? Or does the culture encourage them to pay attention to what their first boyfriends tell them they want? I'd like to hear from anyone with an Asian background on this, or anyone else steeped in an Asian culture..[/QUOTE]I had one Korean civilian only. She was in her 50's and widowed. We had sex about 10 times and it was so sensual and at times so wild. I'm not sure if its training but more of a combination of willing to please the man and letting go during sex, since their culture values repressing their feelings. Her hygiene was impeccable so that's another plus with the Koreans.

Guys, I'm going to say the Viet providers are the most underrated. Yes they have restrictions. Yes, on average, they are more expensive. However, viet locations tend to be very clean. Their bodies tend to be very curvy with fake tits. They tend to be very attractive. Its like a mix of a Latina and Korean. Its just too bad that less and less of them are in the business. Most likely, because they have so many other employment options in Southern CA. As proof of how good they are, over the years there have been legendary providers like Apple in ECO, Rose in Los Alamitos, Shiela in South Gate. You almost never hear a monger complain about a Vietnamese providers' attractiveness. I'm not saying they are better than Koreans. I'm stating that they are underrated.

[QUOTE=ThePunisher50;7435456]I totally agree with you with these long essays. It makes me not want to go into that thread because its always the same shit.[/QUOTE]Yep, nobody has time to read an entire Penthouse novel. Just get to the point and hit the highlights.