Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tommey;6152887]Thanks NJ. In case others are curious, here's the link for that page: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/faq.php?faq=faq_wsgforum_01#faq_faq_terms[/URL].

By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.[/QUOTE]Garbled dollar amounts can be found here click the abbreviation button on the top toolbar.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

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[QUOTE=Benz1;6140838]Setting up a time to see her and she can't talk, text only because she hasn't paid her bill.
I spoke to her last week and after hearing her voicemail today, the tone of her voice indicates to me she is not Caucasian.
Her losing cell service tells me she needs the money and more will likely be offered.

More updates tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;6142649]Had a very good experience with Tosha. I went in with a positive attitude, which helped: she called 15 minutes ahead of my scheduled time and told me she was running 1/2 hour behind, and would I mind waiting; her place is in a very old, somewhat rundown trailer park off of Plainfield, behind Fields Fabrics and Meijers. Also during the MS she used a lot of warm oil, which did not wipe off very well, and I left still feeling kind of oily.

She greeted me warmly, and explained the routine. She's very personable, energetic, and communication was excellent throughout the session. She is short and stocky with kind of a big butt, but build very solid, with fantastic huge boobs (said she was triple G, is there even is such a size?) but are very firm. I got nude, she stayed covered the whole time. MS very good, moved around and did not stay in one area forever, and listened to my preferences. Some very nice teasing (she referred it as her Signature Move) before the flip. Did some nice front massage.

When she stated the end of the session, I asked about finishing Mr Happy. She stated I was free to finish myself at any time. I said it would be more fun if she did it; she then said depends, basically nicely hinting about tip. Told her I always tip. She straddled me, did some light blowing, and asked how I would like the ending done. We agreed on a HJ, which was one of best I have ever received, ever.

I will repeat. She is somewhat selective and does some screening, as she uses her residence. She does watch the time (although we went over an hour), but never mentions how much to tip. The menu is good, depends on your budget and what program you select. 50/70.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear you had a great time. Thank you MrCruzer for taking one for the team.

Her Craig's list ad is down / expired. I had an appointment this morning and cancelled after she sent me the address. I'm not knocking anyone who lives in a trailer but I don't prefer to get my services in a trailer park. That's why I do a lot of car dates. Since it is a private residence, I like to research who might be in the home. Current resident is listed as Daniel and past resident Tasha(real name?). With the past resident having the same name, I assume it's true. I told her I think I'll pass based on the address(change) which was originally pinned in the business district of E. Beltline and Plainfield (in her Craig's list ad).

I think this is red flag number 3 for me.

I'm sure she's a nice person with reasonable rates but not for me. I think she would be better off in a salon like Wonder, screen them there and when a client wants more meet them in her home. I think too much traffic in a trailer park will be very noticeable, likely ending soon due to nosey neighbors.

She has texted snarky replies due to my cancellation. I get it and forgive her.
Hopefully MrCruzer can advise her not to use her real name when communicating with mongers.
She wanted me to step out of my vehicle and stretch my legs while waiting for her.

[QUOTE=Benz1;6153260]Garbled dollar amounts can be found here click the abbreviation button on the top toolbar.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL][/QUOTE]The link Benz posted, the Forum Abbreviations, is what I was referring to. The other link is the Forum FAQ.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;6142649]MS she used a lot of warm oil, which did not wipe

When she stated the end of the session, I asked about finishing Mr Happy. She stated I was free to finish myself at any time. I said it would be more fun if she did it; she then said depends, basically nicely hinting about tip. Told her I always tip. She straddled me, did some light blowing, and asked how I would like the ending done. We agreed on a HJ, which was one of best I have ever received, ever.

I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Actually sounds good to me, hopefully she will take some advice and apply at Wonder, 5 star and Serenity.

She informed me that her cuddle session would create an erection and she was happy to watch me finish it myself if I wanted it done.

Based on her comments to me on the phone, I was very unsure of where the appointment would end up, HE and location were not clear. Was she waiting for dick in hand to up charge a HE?
So I prepared for my Tuesday Cuddle appointment on Monday by seeing Breezii for an amazing love making session including DATY, she tasted divine
[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/breezii/299072978586[/URL]
Her love making definitely tamped down any anxious feeling about whether I'm getting HE with cuddles or not. Cuddle session sounded amazing, I received a confirmation message this morning and cancelled due to her location. (Mobil Home Park).

I wasn't sure of the ending so I scheduled a BBBJ with Jenna immediately after the cuddle session was due to end.

Jenna has never cancelled on me so I decided to keep my appointment with her. Jenna never spills a drop, I will repeat! [URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/616-591-1616jenna/024860107502[/URL].

Like to thank my go to girls for helping me get a good prostate report from the doctor yesterday.
Ashley the expert, Breezii is willing, Jenna said she will if she's in the mood (buzzed). MrCruzer should get his new girl on board with full body massage inside and out.

I was hoping the shortage of appointments was a rarity and not the norm. It's happened a couple of times now, haven't been back nor answered her text messages since the last time.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6149720]No mas dinero / dlares por Tui Na or the Blessings Chain or any business owned by Mamasan Michelle, after 10 or so years of patronage!

Texted Joy at Tui Na for a 1 hour massage tonight. She says it's super slow, so come on in. I get there and the usual fun time begins. 5 minutes in, the door ding dong goes off and some dude says he has an appointment! Joy tells him she's busy and come back in an hour. Dude leaves and calls Mamasan Michelle and complains. Instead of apologizing for double booking him, she starts calling Joy until she finally answers her cell. Michelle tells Joy to short my 1 hour massage and take care of the dude! Now Michelle has all of her girls scared shitless that if they don't jump, when she snaps her fingers, theyll get fired. This is why most of her girls won't do a hand on cock HJ, but will let you DIY it. They're scared of her. So after Joy finishes a great HJ on me she confesses that she has to short me per Mamasan. She apologizes a dozen times and says she'll give me extra time next time. Again the door ding dongs and the dude comes in. So I get dressed and hand Joy a shorted tip. She looks bummed but says she understands. I tell her to let Michelle know I won't be coming back unless it's a freebie! Joy hugs me and says sorry again and I leave. I plan on texting Michelle tomorrow to let her know I'm cutting her off. We'll she what she has to say.

This is classic AMP shenanigans. When business is down, raise prices and short the customers. It's no surprise to me, but just a friendly warning to anyone that is considering the local AMP scene. Luckily there's a lot of competition on the AMP front! Too bad for Joy. She's a sweetheart! Oh Well.

NJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RGonzo;6153909]I was hoping the shortage of appointments was a rarity and not the norm. It's happened a couple of times now, haven't been back nor answered her text messages since the last time.[/QUOTE]No reply from text to Mamasan about making up the time shorting, so I'm not repeating with Joy or any other place Michelle owns.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6153944]No reply from text to Mamasan about making up the time shorting, so I'm not repeating with Joy or any other place Michelle owns.[/QUOTE]What other places does she own? I'll be sure to avoid them too.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;6150207]Was it a stand up shower and did she join? Is the place relatively clean? I see a lot of not so great reviews for this place in the Lansing forum. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the delayed response.

It was a table shower. All in all it was pretty clean but the light is kept pretty low for the most part so it's not impossible that I missed something. There weren't any unpleasant smells at the very least.

Also, I apologize to anyone I riled up using the abbreviation. I'm a bit of an older member and still use the abbreviations out of habit, not as a means to confuse or deceive. Meant no harm.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;6154028]What other places does she own? I'll be sure to avoid them too.[/QUOTE]Any that are part of the Blessings chain. Fuller Ave, Plainfield Ave, Comstock Park, etc. 2 or 3 more that I can't remember. Maybe someone else can chime in.

I suspect Oriental massage on 28th Street near Burlingame, the place on 28th between Division and Madison, was well as Jenison are owned by Blessings as well.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6154262]Any that are part of the Blessings chain. Fuller Ave, Plainfield Ave, Comstock Park, etc. 2 or 3 more that I can't remember. Maybe someone else can chime in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gene2;6151335]Milan, the highly rated massage provider, sent me a few photos. I guess I should share.

Better in person.

Enjoy.

G2.[/QUOTE]She's hot. Was able to schedule me quickly then told me where the location is and I was like where the fuck is that? It's really far down there is you are from North or east or west of GR. I mean that in terms of I don't like to drive an hour to get serviced. But now with this photo, I have to admit that I may have to try and find a way down there.

[QUOTE=RGonzo;6154395]I suspect Oriental massage on 28th Street near Burlingame, the place on 28th between Division and Madison, was well as Jenison are owned by Blessings as well.[/QUOTE]I think that's right. She buys up as many as she can.

I'm taking a trip up to Boyne city this weekend. I could use a little help finding something up that way for massage. Any suggestions? I tried stg but not many options. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Benz1;6153308]Glad to hear you had a great time. Thank you MrCruzer for taking one for the team.

Her Craig's list ad is down / expired. I had an appointment this morning and cancelled after she sent me the address. I'm not knocking anyone who lives in a trailer but I don't prefer to get my services in a trailer park. That's why I do a lot of car dates. Since it is a private residence, I like to research who might be in the home. Current resident is listed as Daniel and past resident Tasha(real name?). With the past resident having the same name, I assume it's true. I told her I think I'll pass based on the address(change) which was originally pinned in the business district of E. Beltline and Plainfield (in her Craig's list ad).

I think this is red flag number 3 for me.

I'm sure she's a nice person with reasonable rates but not for me. I think she would be better off in a salon like Wonder, screen them there and when a client wants more meet them in her home. I think too much traffic in a trailer park will be very noticeable, likely ending soon due to nosey neighbors.

She has texted snarky replies due to my cancellation. I get it and forgive her.
Hopefully MrCruzer can advise her not to use her real name when communicating with mongers.
She wanted me to step out of my vehicle and stretch my legs while waiting for her.[/QUOTE]Thanks to both Cruzer and Benz for the detailed recon. I'll probably pass for now and stick to my known entities.