Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pipefittah808; 1088328]She will most likely give you DFK before she even says her name. BBBJ, BBFS, COB, CIM, CIP, 2 rounds are all on the menu. To those who ask, she is really short say 4'11-5'0, a little pudgy say 100lbs, short and stocky is what I'd call her but most short girls are unless they weigh in at 85lbs. Choke energy for a 40-50 yr old lady. Best bang for your buck if you don't mind the age. I'd do her again over monica.

Just saying. [/QUOTE]A newbie would like to know, what the $ is when seeing Cherry? Does she do the massage thing or is it straight to business for an hour? My friend goes to King's and but I don't think he has seen Cherry yet. He says he usually spends $1.50 for HF and FS.

[QUOTE=Cheapo; 1088869]Never did a report here so here it goes.

Might be the JENNY. Went for some DATY then some mish. We switched positions & gave me a CBJ then let me suck on her tits while she HJ me to a finish. She cleaned me up got dressed & kissed some more before I left her tip & headed home. .5 HF &.5 tip. Pretty cheap for some nice fun. [/QUOTE]Only a.5 tip for a session that includes CBJ and FS? Or is that a misprint?

[QUOTE=Duce1; 1089110]Wanted to try the.8 special.

Saw Joy sitting on the couch, what a beauty.

Asked for petite and got Ruby.

4'10", 90lbs, very skinny, no breasts just nipples.

Started with hand job with her clothes on and slipped on the cover.

Took off clothes and tried to hide her breasts with her arms. Didn't want me to see her breasts.

Sat on top and stuck junior in but didn't like that position. Asked me to do doggy but told me not to go side to side only front to back. Touched her butt hole in doggie and she grunted. Didn't like doggie and finished me with HJ.

Then the nightmare began. Scolded me about touching her butt. She said don't like kissing (I didn't even try, hates when asked to bb (didn't even ask. Lectured me about anal (not even on my mind.

Shades of the worst provider around Miso. I think Miso changed her name to Ruby. Same looks same lecture.

Thank goodness for the.8 special. Good way to test the water at half price.

If you're into sticking it in with cover and nothing else except HJ to finish with lots of grumbling and lecture at the end then Ruby (Miso) is the one for you.

L-8 (my type looks wise but breast too small)

S-6 (too many rules)

A-0 (continual grumbling and unnecessary lecture)

25 house and.8 provider

Recommendation to avoid this provider. Took a bullet for the boys.

Duce[/QUOTE]Brother Duce,

What a nightmare. Too bad. Shouldn't happen to a good bro like you. What's her face should go stick it where the sun don't shine! That *****!

Skin

[QUOTE=Duce1; 1089110]Wanted to try the.8 special.

Saw Joy sitting on the couch, what a beauty.

Asked for petite and got Ruby.

4'10", 90lbs, very skinny, no breasts just nipples.

Started with hand job with her clothes on and slipped on the cover.

Took off clothes and tried to hide her breasts with her arms. Didn't want me to see her breasts.

Sat on top and stuck junior in but didn't like that position. Asked me to do doggy but told me not to go side to side only front to back. Touched her butt hole in doggie and she grunted. Didn't like doggie and finished me with HJ.

Then the nightmare began. Scolded me about touching her butt. She said don't like kissing (I didn't even try, hates when asked to bb (didn't even ask. Lectured me about anal (not even on my mind.

Shades of the worst provider around Miso. I think Miso changed her name to Ruby. Same looks same lecture.

Thank goodness for the.8 special. Good way to test the water at half price.

If you're into sticking it in with cover and nothing else except HJ to finish with lots of grumbling and lecture at the end then Ruby (Miso) is the one for you.

L-8 (my type looks wise but breast too small)

S-6 (too many rules)

A-0 (continual grumbling and unnecessary lecture)

25 house and.8 provider

Recommendation to avoid this provider. Took a bullet for the boys.

Duce[/QUOTE]My freind just had a half hour with her. He said she was nice never complaint, working first time in a massage palor. Fuck for 20 minutes and 30 massage. Damage $25/$80 total $105

[QUOTE=Dirkdiggs01;1089074]Anyone know of a provider with a nice see / the rack that provides a good service?[/QUOTE]Suppose to read SEE / DEE rack. Sorry, just started posting.

[QUOTE=Duce1; 1089110]Wanted to try the.8 special.

Saw Joy sitting on the couch, what a beauty.

Asked for petite and got Ruby.

4'10", 90lbs, very skinny, no breasts just nipples.

Started with hand job with her clothes on and slipped on the cover.

Took off clothes and tried to hide her breasts with her arms. Didn't want me to see her breasts.

Sat on top and stuck junior in but didn't like that position. Asked me to do doggy but told me not to go side to side only front to back. Touched her butt hole in doggie and she grunted. Didn't like doggie and finished me with HJ.

Then the nightmare began. Scolded me about touching her butt. She said don't like kissing (I didn't even try, hates when asked to bb (didn't even ask. Lectured me about anal (not even on my mind.

Shades of the worst provider around Miso. I think Miso changed her name to Ruby. Same looks same lecture.

Thank goodness for the.8 special. Good way to test the water at half price.

If you're into sticking it in with cover and nothing else except HJ to finish with lots of grumbling and lecture at the end then Ruby (Miso) is the one for you.

L-8 (my type looks wise but breast too small)

S-6 (too many rules)

A-0 (continual grumbling and unnecessary lecture)

25 house and.8 provider

Recommendation to avoid this provider. Took a bullet for the boys.

Duce[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report (warning. I stopped by this afternoon to have a look because I got real excited to hear there was a skinny provider (the itty bitty titie is a turn on to me. Was planning on going after work and testing the waters myself. Mama let me meet her and she looks hot. By the way, mama is from that old place on Kalouokalani Way (the backside of Kalakawa near Brian's) She was an older mama (was beautiful in her day) and used to provide service for her old clients. I hate to say it but she looks awful. Looks like she has been smoking and drinkin w / o any excercise for the past 3-4 years. Just can't remember her name.

Know of any other skinny (chop sticks skinny) providers with small ones?

[QUOTE=Duce1; 1089110]Wanted to try the.8 special.

Saw Joy sitting on the couch, what a beauty.

Asked for petite and got Ruby.

4'10", 90lbs, very skinny, no breasts just nipples.

Started with hand job with her clothes on and slipped on the cover.

Took off clothes and tried to hide her breasts with her arms. Didn't want me to see her breasts.

Sat on top and stuck junior in but didn't like that position. Asked me to do doggy but told me not to go side to side only front to back. Touched her butt hole in doggie and she grunted. Didn't like doggie and finished me with HJ.

Then the nightmare began. Scolded me about touching her butt. She said don't like kissing (I didn't even try, hates when asked to bb (didn't even ask. Lectured me about anal (not even on my mind.

Shades of the worst provider around Miso. I think Miso changed her name to Ruby. Same looks same lecture.

Thank goodness for the.8 special. Good way to test the water at half price.

If you're into sticking it in with cover and nothing else except HJ to finish with lots of grumbling and lecture at the end then Ruby (Miso) is the one for you.

L-8 (my type looks wise but breast too small)

S-6 (too many rules)

A-0 (continual grumbling and unnecessary lecture)

25 house and.8 provider

Recommendation to avoid this provider. Took a bullet for the boys.

Duce[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear, bruddah Duce. Thanks for TOFFT. Always an informative report.

Be safe,

V Rider

[QUOTE=Heavy Chevy;1088815] then she said I was too fat so I had to finish off in DS.[/QUOTE]LOL, Hence the name, thanks for your honesty. I once had a provider tell me that, then again she was a spinner. That's why I like the MILFS, like a Timex, they take a licking and Keep on ticking!

[QUOTE=Alohaoe;1089239]My freind just had a half hour with her. He said she was nice never complaint, working first time in a massage palor. Fuck for 20 minutes and 30 massage. Damage $25/$80 total $105[/QUOTE]Who did your friend see Nana or Ruby?

If your friend recommends Ruby, another monger may want to see her.

In general, I never believe what I read on this board unless it comes from the "horses mouth".

Duce

Skin & V Rider.

V.

We win some and lose some but must report the good with the bad, to assist the others in their decision.

Skin.

You take too many bullets for us. Time someone else takes a bullet.

Happy mongering.

Duce

[QUOTE=Kukui Street; 1089326]Thanks for the report (warning. I stopped by this afternoon to have a look because I got real excited to hear there was a skinny provider (the itty bitty titie is a turn on to me. Was planning on going after work and testing the waters myself. Mama let me meet her and she looks hot. By the way, mama is from that old place on Kalouokalani Way (the backside of Kalakawa near Brian's) She was an older mama (was beautiful in her day) and used to provide service for her old clients. I hate to say it but she looks awful. Looks like she has been smoking and drinkin w / o any excercise for the past 3-4 years. Just can't remember her name.

Know of any other skinny (chop sticks skinny) providers with small ones? [/QUOTE]KK.

Yes, Ruby is nice to look at. That's why I rated her L-8.

Appears you like her looks and no breasts.

For 1.05 test the water yourself and report back.

Advice:

Tell mama you want to talk to Ruby first, if mama insist on collecting the.25 you have to decide to pay her or leave.

If you do decide to see Ruby, talk to her first. Find out exactly what she will allow.

If you choose not to partake I'm sure mama will refund your.25.

Small skinny spinners like Ruby are difficult to find. Others may want to see her with a favorable report.

There was one like Ruby at Hanabi in CC but she got married.

If I find another I will report.

Stay safe and always have fun.

Duce

[QUOTE=Duce1; 1089110]Wanted to try the.8 special.

Saw Joy sitting on the couch, what a beauty.

Asked for petite and got Ruby.

4'10", 90lbs, very skinny, no breasts just nipples.

Started with hand job with her clothes on and slipped on the cover.

Took off clothes and tried to hide her breasts with her arms. Didn't want me to see her breasts.

Sat on top and stuck junior in but didn't like that position. Asked me to do doggy but told me not to go side to side only front to back. Touched her butt hole in doggie and she grunted. Didn't like doggie and finished me with HJ.

Then the nightmare began. Scolded me about touching her butt. She said don't like kissing (I didn't even try, hates when asked to bb (didn't even ask. Lectured me about anal (not even on my mind.

Shades of the worst provider around Miso. I think Miso changed her name to Ruby. Same looks same lecture.

Thank goodness for the.8 special. Good way to test the water at half price.

If you're into sticking it in with cover and nothing else except HJ to finish with lots of grumbling and lecture at the end then Ruby (Miso) is the one for you.

L-8 (my type looks wise but breast too small)

S-6 (too many rules)

A-0 (continual grumbling and unnecessary lecture)

25 house and.8 provider

Recommendation to avoid this provider. Took a bullet for the boys.

Duce[/QUOTE]4'10 and 90lbs? Leave the bones for the dogs!

[QUOTE=Duce1; 1089378]Who did your friend see Nana or Ruby?

If your friend recommends Ruby, another monger may want to see her.

In general, I never believe what I read on this board unless it comes from the "horses mouth".

Duce[/QUOTE]My freind saw Nana.

Visited 7 within a matter of days and called ahead for Jo Ann after reading about her. Tongue bath before CBJ. Very sexy woman. Yup Opihi, she also reminds me of Maria Ozawa! No hint of any attitude. She has a rose tat on her left delt and another tat at the small of her back. Looks hapa as King Cobrack reported but she told me that she's 100% Korean. I will definitely visit her again soon!

Standard $ total. L / S/A 10/9/10 Why 9 in service? Always more room for improvement.

Went to PT, asked MS for girl with biggest rack in came Mimi late 30s-40 something, viet, 5'0 & 110 lbs. I was tired and just wanted to do the deed and leave so I opted for her, IMO kind of a bad choice. The only thumbs up was the bbj but still kind of sucked, LOL, pun. But anyways she was going at it like a meth-head, licking my jewels, shaft and helmet like I sprinkled coke on it. Told her to slow down but she was runnin a marathon with her mouth. When I felt I was ready jimmyed up and went in, I must say her puss is tight and I wanted to explode in mish but stalled and sucked on them tig ol bitties. I gained my composure and started goin harder and deeper flipped her over for some bow-wow and rocked back and fort. Lost my stamina and asked for HJ but then requested bbj. She wiped me up and asked if I warn her when I pop so yeah, should have popped in her mouth but that would be just wrong, so kah-bluwee. I asked if she could massage me after and that was the worst massage ever. Would I repeat, nope. Felt rushed, massage terrible. Now my rating, L-6.5, A-7, S-7.5 (bbj did it, if not 6.1,5.7. I should have taken the young local looking girl, dang she was hott. Oh well theres always next time.

Happy hunting & be safe.

T