Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FastHustler;6150366]So I decided to try them out since I read a favorable review and it was closer to me today. Wish I drove the extra 15 minutes to Relax I've never had a bad time or tip issues. Anyways I got June and 5 min in she is asking what I want after just doing a soft tickeling massage. She was hit by the ugly stick so I just wanted a standard finish. She says it's 80 I said I have 60 she says we'll we will just do a hh then. I say fine whatever. I should have just left but I was craving a massage. Lesson learned I will never repeat waste of money! They are overpriced for what you get. For that price I could have went to bbu.[/QUOTE]Don't know why, but I was quoted $30 for half hour. Asked her twice, and she repeated $30. I think I had the same gal, middle aged Asian with avg figure. My MS was actually pretty good, and ended with a decent HE. My impression was this would be a good local favorite, as its nothing fancy, but has all the basics, including decent menu. I tipped 40, so overall I thought it was a pretty good bargain.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6151342]Perhaps the most common complaint I hear is the difficulty some of you have in being able to schedule Hunter and the other ladies from the Den. Please bear in mind each of these incredible young women are highly desired by many of us, and all of them have very limited appointment openings. Supply and demand. So there is scarcity. Patience is vital, but oh so worth it.

Today would seem to be your lucky day if you're looking to schedule with Hunter. Here is her most recent stg post.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/-hunter--new-number-monday-sch/299498252989[/URL]

If you are new to the Den, text. Don't call. Tell her your name and approximate age. Let her know what you'd like. Let her know you are not affiliated with LE. Make her comfortable that you are neither creepy nor a policeman. But reaching out today is a window of opportunity for you.[/QUOTE]Curious, are you the marketing arm for the Hunter now? In the last couple of weeks there's probably a dozen similar posts from you for either Hunter, Lauren, or Cassidy. Not even disguised as reviews. At least when BBU was doing extensive marketing, they used "fake" or smitten Johns to write reviews, you aren't even attempting to hide the fact that you are advertising? See how well that turned out for them! I'm quite frankly surprised Hunter would want this type of exposure in the current hyper LE concerns environment.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6151342]Perhaps the most common complaint I hear is the difficulty some of you have in being able to schedule Hunter and the other ladies from the Den. Please bear in mind each of these incredible young women are highly desired by many of us, and all of them have very limited appointment openings. Supply and demand. So there is scarcity. Patience is vital, but oh so worth it.

Today would seem to be your lucky day if you're looking to schedule with Hunter. Here is her most recent stg post.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/-hunter--new-number-monday-sch/299498252989[/URL]

If you are new to the Den, text. Don't call. Tell her your name and approximate age. Let her know what you'd like. Let her know you are not affiliated with LE. Make her comfortable that you are neither creepy nor a policeman. But reaching out today is a window of opportunity for you..[/QUOTE]I have seen their ads and I am intrigued. But is there a secret handshake? Password LOL. I have never seen anyone there. I understand screening but I will not give up personal info or a CC.

Thank you.

I had a chance to stop recently in the daytime. I found the place to be very clean and cozy. I got to see Saisha. I was very happy with her skills and her appearance. She is short but has a nice body front and back. Very easy to get along with and left with a smile. I will recommend for anyone not looking for FS. I will definitely repeat visit myself. She introduced me to an older Asian Lady she does 4 hands with but I was already spent $$ and otherwise. Here is her most recent add. [URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/-saisha-bab--the-unicorn--habl/898781073056[/URL].

They have a shower available for before and massage which could be a very good deal for those who need to go home not smelling like massage oil.

[QUOTE=ManiakFun;6149783]Sorry if I misinterpreted, but you paid 4 bills at an AMP with an old lady for FS? God I hope I got that wrong because that is insanely high. Come to Chicago and you'll have a 10, young, for that fee.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Prior poster was using the method that is meant to confuse law enforcement (doesn't work) and enlighten mongers (doesn't work). So when he says " 4" that's supposed to mean $140. For his tip for FS.

Public service announcement: Just post the amount in regular US currency.

Simplify.

G2.

[QUOTE=SpartyOn1234;6150090]Check out Saisha at Royal Touch. Hot young Latina with an amazing mouth. Get her in a 69 and if she likes young tongue her mouth will get you off quickly. Jezebel is great too but her mouth does not compare to Saisha's.[/QUOTE]I just saw saisha the other day and when I asked if she would give me a BJ she turned away and used her hands while bobbing her head to try to make it look like she was. I told her she's not fooling me with that and she kind of laughed and said what do you mean. I asked her if she would actually suck it and she said no she doesn't do that. Maybe she actually does for you, but she didn't for me. So either YMMV or you're getting fooled into paying BJ price for a HJ. I hope it's the former.

[QUOTE=StillSeekBJ;6151974]I have seen their ads and I am intrigued. But is there a secret handshake? Password LOL. I have never seen anyone there. I understand screening but I will not give up personal info or a CC.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Hey, thanks for leaving a valid response. We should all encourage more posting and especially reviews and suggestions here. I believe one of the bylaws prohibits trying to discourage posting. So your honest observation is a welcome departure from some (poster just prior to your post).

It is tough to get in. These ladies are incredible. Hunter. Lauren. Cassidy James. Phoenix. Low volume coupled with high quality. Some non contributors here would rather that I didn't provide reviews, suggestions, observations about the good quality (so their popularity is diminished and he can always get an appointment). But I believe the community here needs to know. So I share.

Best approach is to text Hunter (or the other ladies: Lauren, Phoenix, Cassidy James) during the time one of their posts on Skip The Games (STG) are active. State the name you wish to use along with your approximate age. Tell them enough about you so they can verify you or be comfortable with who you claim to be (USA member, other provider referrals, screening through TER, etc). Then they can feel secure you are not with law enforcement and are not seeking to entrap them. There's been a lot written on other board locations that delineate the things law enforcement cannot do to entrap providers. That sort of research would do all of us a benefit.

Hope that helps. If you have success, please leave a review and other suggestions certain to please most of us here, but perhaps annoy the peanut gallery (obfuscating) in plain sight.

Research.

G2.

[QUOTE=Gene2;6152170]Yeah. Prior poster was using the method that is meant to confuse law enforcement (doesn't work) and enlighten mongers (doesn't work). So when he says " 4" that's supposed to mean $140. For his tip for FS.

Public service announcement: Just post the amount in regular US currency.

Simplify.

G2.[/QUOTE]I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun!

[QUOTE=Blackfire;6151952]Curious, are you the marketing arm for the Hunter now? In the last couple of weeks there's probably a dozen similar posts from you for either Hunter, Lauren, or Cassidy. Not even disguised as reviews. At least when BBU was doing extensive marketing, they used "fake" or smitten Johns to write reviews, you aren't even attempting to hide the fact that you are advertising? See how well that turned out for them! I'm quite frankly surprised Hunter would want this type of exposure in the current hyper LE concerns environment.[/QUOTE]I am serious wondering the same thing. He promotes these girls, gives out their schedules and availabilities as if we can't see the adds ourselves. Kinda seems like something a pimp would do. I'm not trying to bash anyone. But I am genuinely curious if theres some kind of monetary kick back to go along with all this pushing of a few girls.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;6152586]I am serious wondering the same thing. He promotes these girls, gives out their schedules and availabilities as if we can't see the adds ourselves. Kinda seems like something a pimp would do. I'm not trying to bash anyone. But I am genuinely curious if theres some kind of monetary kick back to go along with all this pushing of a few girls.[/QUOTE]Swcdt. I appreciate your valid question. You, unlike some other posters, actually leave reviews and don't just simply troll those of us who do post reviews.

I can assure you I have no financial gain by reviewing or promoting my favorites. Do I think others get freebies or discounts for their positive reviews and promotions? Perhaps. I just don't operate that way. I was offered some discounts by one sweet provider after my positive review resulted in her getting a lot more clients. I declined. I deeply appreciate what good providers do for me and I am not about to seek a discount for simply typing a few words in her behalf. I actually pay more than most, not less. You can read my posts and I routinely sing the praises of several providers, but most of all, Lauren. Feel free to schedule her and ask if I've ever not paid full price plus a tip. Plus an occasional bottle of cognac. I thoroughly enjoy my time with these ladies. And I know a lot of members here struggle to find a way into the hunters den. I get at least three PMs a week asking for advice on how to see these great ladies. So if I can post a suggested way to use Hunter as the gatekeeper to get into this best in class salon, I'm willing to do that.

Hunter appreciated it. And several members here have as well. Am I your typical USA member? No. I enjoy to illustrate the experience with word pictures. And I enjoy giving boosts to our really good providers here. Several posters have agreed saying they go nowhere else other than hunters den right now. Are other members happy I post differently than typical? Depends on who you ask. Most would say "yes" but the original poster you quoted would not. Why? I have no idea.

G2.

My favorite is when someone says they paid three Barrys for an hr massage meaning they paid three 20 dollar bills since Barry Sanders wore the number 20.

[QUOTE=Tommey;6152441]I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun![/QUOTE]

Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.

3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.

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[QUOTE=NoseJelly;6152754]Check out the Forum Abbreviations page and you'll find that codes for Mongering are fairly universal. Just a few variations from Forum to Forum.

3 Barrys is a classic and no doubt a Michigan original.[/QUOTE]Thanks NJ. In case others are curious, here's the link for that page: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/faq.php?faq=faq_wsgforum_01#faq_faq_terms[/URL].

By the by, I didn't notice anything on there about dreaming or garbling dollar amounts. I did learn a new phrase though. I'm going to ask for a half and half next time I'm out.

[QUOTE=Tommey;6152441]I find it amusing how some users will employ code words and such, apparently in an attempt to avoid self incrimination. This chaotic description of money paid is a perfect example. Apparently when one writes, "I paid $ . 40", that is supposed to mean they paid $140, and not 40 cents. Others will write "I paid $$" to mean they paid $200.

Another approach is to begin a review by explaining that the member dreamed about a visit with so and so. And then the guy will go on the detail specifically what he did, or I guess dreamed about doing, often including a link to the woman's ad and descriptions of parts of her body not shown, or actions not described in the ad.

There are a number of other odd codes employed. Might be interesting to catalog those somewhere, in this thread or elsewhere in the Grand Rapids forums. Chime in with other examples, or link if there already is a thesaurus of these elsewhere.

While I don't write this to criticize, I honestly and seriously doubt there is any protective merit to making simple concepts opaque.

Be safe out there guys. But more importantly, have fun![/QUOTE]I have long railed against the coded and especially the use of "I had a dream". Really WTF? The other one you see is, "I am asking for a friend" or "a friend told me. ".