Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kurocha;1088294]I never could figure out this AMP. I've been there three times and it never seems to get any better. As it has been a couple of years, I stopped by today to ask the MS the usual questions and she said,"We have three girls all Korean and they are all good." So I pay the house fee and this MILF type woman named Sophia comes to service me. She was very pleasant appeared to be in her mid fifties and had a Eurasian type look (later I find out that she is half Korean half Spanish. I had to self shower, although she was nice enough to turn on the water. When done I went to the room and waited and she was there within five minutes. What I don't get about PC Relax after talking to her is that they are dead slow but refuse to advertise. When I asked why, Sofia tells me that advertisement draws the attention of LE. I tell her yeah but you'll get more customers, but she said yeah but we would rather be slow that have LE come. Doesn't she realize that LE is not stupid and for sure knows what this palce is all about? Anyway, she gave a good hard massage. Has enhanced "see" s and is about 5'3" but athletically built. My complaint is that after the massage, she began a CBJ for about 5 minutes. When I told her to stop in order to change positions, she sat up indicating to me like she wanted me to suck on her breasts, as I started she says,"that's a little hard as my breasts are too sensitive." I then have her lay down and then proceed to change condoms as I like the Natural skin stuff and she immediately gets a little upset saying I don't want those kind because they have that numbing medicine. I tell her there is germicidal medicine not numbing stuff but she doesn't believe me and gets another condom. Upon entering her, she tells me that I am too big and go slowly and only halfway in. WTF? Needless to say that with the sudden onslaught of rules and the uncomfortable latex condom, it ended up being a less that satisfactory session. I guess as they say three strikes and your out as I don't think I will ever give PC Relaxation any more business. L / A/S 5/6/6 The usual damage, unfortunately.[/QUOTE]I've had Sofia and Nana at PC Relax. Both have 50ish faces but very nice soft bodies. Received OK service from both. Both took a good pounding. Nana was the better of the two IMHO.

A lot of providers believe that advertisements draw LE and many believe that too many postings here on USASG do the same. I had one provider beg me not to post anything about her. I, of course, pretended I had no idea what she was talking about."Forum? What Forum?"

Get yer Capn on. Stay safe mateys.

Capn Morgan

[QUOTE=Snatchthat; 1088038]Well for all you mongers out there waiting for her return, yes she is back and she is definitely at 7. About 5.5 months ago I had my last session with JoAnne and I had to leave on business off island. I got back 2 months ago and JoAnne had just left. MS at the time over at Sakura said she would be back in October, and she didn't and I kept calling and checking up to see if she came, I was told later in October like 20th and 26th and all still no shows. I told MS last time I called that I was a little upset not been given the right information over and over again. So she told me for sure she will be back beginning November and call to find out when. Well I seen JoAnne several times and so definitely wanted to repeat. She is like the hotest Kgirl ever and she reminds me of Jessica Alba in some ways but Asian. Well I called tonight and they told me she just came in. They told me to stop by but over at 7 not Sakura, so I went. Like I said before it has been about 5.5 months for me on my last session with her and she actually remembered who I was. MS said that I been waiting for 3 months now to see her, and I wasn't about to correct her. Well I guess she must like me a little, she grabbed me by my hand and off we went to the room. She said she just got off the plane and she is a little tired. I was thinking I should wait because if she is tired she might be grumpy too, but she said "No." in her soft spoken way. She brought me in the room and said that she has not had sex for about 2 months and she is really horny and wants to. So I was like alright, cool let's do this. Well she takes me to the shower room and does a super thorough scrub down and got every nook and cranny. Damn that was good, and she had trouble with the faucet, she never used it before. Well now I got back to the room and she wanted to get her things and she be right back. Well after 5 in she came him where this nice nighty and I was wanting to dive right in. She started with a very light massage and she payed great attention to the boys, she was rubbing the tatas all over my back and up and down. Then she told me to flip and she gave the shaft a huge lick, and then came on the rubber with the mouth tech, she didn't fully cover the shaft with it and so got half and half, cover treatment and it was driving me insane. The thing I like about JoAnne is that for being one of the prettiest girls out there she really does give a great CBJ. I would say it is the best but I definitely say that it is better than most providers, and she is just so damn hot that it makes the experience that much more enjoyable. After about 10 min, she mounted in RCG and started pumping away it was so good down there, man super tight or maybe I am just imagining it. She did a little spin from RCG to CG and then she asked to switch her legs were a bit tired and so I topped over on her and continued to pound away. I remember 5.5 months ago I was just pounding away at this girl and she was not the biggest fan but she really put on a show tonight. Man it was making feel the juices flying with all the moaning she was doing. I would have to say confused if doing it right or acting on her part because she was the loud type at all. Well she then put the sounds of ecstasy next to my ear while licking with her tongue and that did it. Busted. Man she felt good, it felt good, and all was good. I am definitely repeating before she takes off again. L / A/S 10/10/10. Guys don't wear her out too bad, she was a bit moody 5.5 months ago when I last had her, and this is me getting their first. Hence,

Snatchthat. [/QUOTE]Never had Joanne but read a lot about her, here on the forum, and had the impression that she was cocky with an attitude as her friend told me that she knows she's hot and goes and flaunts it. Had some anxiety as I drove up to 7 tonight thinking that I might end up very disappointed with her service. But I made it my mission to see and experience her at least once and accept the service that she gives me. Told myself that whatever the outcome is, I will not be disappointed.

No parking and Ivy came out a moved her car so I could park. Very busy night. Went in and asked for Joanne and MS told me that she had ten minutes left with a customer. MS took me to the room, took HF, and told me to wait at least ten minutes.

After ten minutes, Joanne walks in and introduces herself. I told myself that this couldn't be Joanne because she was pleasant, bubbly, and giggly. No attitude with a big smile. She stands about 5'6" and weighs about 110 lbs. Tats on shoulder and back. Not tanned today and does look Hapa. She did tell me that she was part White. Very attractive and hot but I had built her up too much, from reading the information on her, that I was slightly disappointed. IMHO, she's equal in looks to a provider I had back in the early 2000's that worked at KIKU's. Her name was Jaime, who was of Japanese and Yugoslavian, Polish, Czech descent. Joanne is taller but Jaime was harder because she was a surfer. Anyways, Joanne is the hottest I had so far in the last nine years.

Very sensual and very good CBJ. Good CBJ skills as I thought she was giving BBBJ. I was pretty tired today because I work a labor job which why I was anxious, thinking she might just want straight and fast sex. Just the opposite. Very sensual, allowed DATY for a long time but second time around told me that she was sensitive. Also told me that that's the reason she doesn't like her breasts being licked or sucked on that much. She did allow me to suck on her breasts for awhile but asked to be gentle as she was sensitive in that area. Biggest surprise was that she allowed LFK and DFK when we got "lost in the moment." Mish CG, DS, and licking that shaved pus.

A lot of fake moaning, tight hugging, and good compliments. Knows what to say to make me feel good. Despite the sensual aspect of her, that girl can bang. Very good CG skills. Because she's so hot, I had a harder time controlling today. Popped in about twenty minutes. Good non rushed TS after, despite MS calling her name out. Said she was busy. More LFK with some DFK and hugging before I left. Walked me out while she clung to me and asked if I could come back in a. M. Knows what to say to lift a man's self esteem.

Joanne reminds me of a lady I knew. Same looks, same personality. If she likes you, she'll treat you good. If she don't, she'll won't treat you as good. Also, massive mood swings. I'm lucky to get her while she's still fresh. She says that she'll stay two months before going back to L. A.

Will definitely repeat SOON. L-9, A-10, S-10. Usual damages. Only thing I didn't like was that her breath reaped of cigarettes. Says she does smoke.

King Cobrack

[QUOTE=Pipefittah808;1088329]I agree. What the big draw is you get to have a taste of a provider without coughing up full price. With escorts I always go for the quicky rate and then decide if I want another taste for more kala. If all AMPs had this system we could get better ideas on who is available and their atittudes before we break the bank. Thats why people only go for their favorites or try only who is popular on the boards. Everyone works hard for their kala these days. I will take up pinks offer and also test the waters on the other girls there soon. Plus most guys are their to hit it. No need a hour for that.[/QUOTE]I see that GQ has recently lowered their hf to 0.25 like their neighbor Pink. However, the girls are not willing to accept 0.80 for FS like Pink. Standard rates apply. Heard that Rappongi is feeling the pressure of lowering their hf too since all the foot traffic is going toward the other end of the hall. Hopefullly, Rosemarie can follow suit too. Wouldn't mind pounding Hana. It's been a while.

[QUOTE=Capn Morgan; 1088391]I've had Sofia and Nana at PC Relax. Both have 50ish faces but very nice soft bodies. Received OK service from both. Both took a good pounding. Nana was the better of the two IMHO.

A lot of providers believe that advertisements draw LE and many believe that too many postings here on USASG do the same. I had one provider beg me not to post anything about her. I, of course, pretended I had no idea what she was talking about."Forum? What Forum?"

Get yer Capn on. Stay safe mateys.

Capn Morgan[/QUOTE]The reason that I had ventured back to PC Relax was because on the other paid forum, a monger recommended NaNa but unfortunately Nana has left.

Haven't been to Pinetree in awhile so decided to take a chance and maybe see Christy or Sindi based on the past reviews. No such luck. I've tried calling a few times over the last month or so but the Ms always tells me they are either not working or not available.

After the house fee mama sends in a petite girl named Lee who is wearing a black nighty. She's Viet from Cali which makes me think 'Oh, crap' they usually have all these Fn and rules. I thought of asking for another girl but she is good looking and seemed pleasant enough so I thought I'd check it out. She's about 5', fair complexion, nice face, slightly wavy black hair to mid back, small curvy body may 32Bs (a little hard so I assume man made) overall pretty nice looking. I love those spinners! She said she just got in from CA and used to work at PT before for a little while.

After a very average non sensual TS went back to the room where I finished drying off. She left and came back in and I noticed she had changed into a dress. I don't get that but I'm lying on my back and she asked me what I want so I tell her FS.

She takes off her dress and sits on the bed between my legs and starts rubbing my dick. Then she starts making conversation about all kinds of stuff which is a little distracting. I guess this took the place of a massage. She finally shuts up, puts a cover on me (by hand) and starts a mediocre CBJ. I start rubbing her tits and after a little while she sits up so I move to rub her pussy and it's all wet but I'm pretty sure its lube! When I try to feel her again she moves up on me and climbs on slowly putting my dick into her. She is nice and tight and we start off slow and get deeper and deeper. She gets going faster and deeper and I am sucking and rubbing her tits and pinching her nipples (not to hard) and she keeps going. Man, she kept grinding it in CG until I came which is pretty rare for me as I usually finish with a BBJ or HJ. I got to give her credit she has a lot of stamina and F* me good! I mean she kept going and going, most of the girls will do a little and want to switch to MISH. By the time we finished she was sweating!

Overall it was a nice Fk but it was pretty sterile. She didn't actually come out with any rules but there wasn't any kissing, no FIV (didn't really get to touch her pussy much) , no DATY. So if you want a decent lay without any intimacy or massage check her out. Hopefully she'll add more to the menu with as time goes on!

L / A/S 8/7/7 (only a 7 because I like appetizers)

Usual Damage.5 house $.5 tip

[QUOTE=Smokin Gun;1088402]I see that GQ has recently lowered their hf to 0.25 like their neighbor Pink. However, the girls are not willing to accept 0.80 for FS like Pink. Standard rates apply. Heard that Rappongi is feeling the pressure of lowering their hf too since all the foot traffic is going toward the other end of the hall. Hopefullly, Rosemarie can follow suit too. Wouldn't mind pounding Hana. It's been a while.[/QUOTE]Could it be because the house fee is still for an hour?

Yo, good job on the Pink intel. Checked that shit out. Not bad 4 a quick maintenance check. They put the 30 minute egg timer on and you're off 2 enjoy the ride like Disneyland. Best to wash your nuts in the sink before you go, 'because if you (self) shower thats still on your 30 minute time limit. Had this little short skinny chick that weighed like 90 lbs. Named Ruby. Kind of cute, early 30s, member of the itty-bitty-titty committee. O. K CBJ, then she rode, then mish, then she said I was too fat so I had to finish off in DS. Gave her the 80 cents and I was gone. I think my dick got more hard than usual since I was getting full service at an AMP for only a dollar and a nickel.

Just went to 7 and saw JoAnne. Very hot and I consider my standards pretty high. Cross between Maria Ozawa and like previous poster Jesicca Alba. The latter might be a little strech.5'4 105lbs and her sees (looked and felt real) got to account for 6lbs of that. I got pretty much standard service with a decent massage after. I don't AMP very often but that might change after JoAnne. I'm a sucker for those hot ones. Standard rates apply.

Went to visit 7 again and was serviced by BB (as she wrote on the business card. Pretty face, slender curvy bod, aprox 5'6" ish silky smooth tight skin. Not a good judge of sizing up her tits (perhaps Bs. Despite all of this, it was difficult to get into the mood and bust a nut. Right away I smelled her breath and it was like an ashtray. She squatted over my for a CG and her nani was rank! She also kept calling me baby,"oh yea baby. Common baby.".

Would I repeat. Yes if she would freshen up when she steps away for that 5-10 mins after the intros.

Looks: 8 / as far as for A / S: dunno if the smell is attitude or service related.

[QUOTE=King Cobrack; 1088398]Never had Joanne but read a lot about her, here on the forum, and had the impression that she was cocky with an attitude as her friend told me that she knows she's hot and goes and flaunts it. Had some anxiety as I drove up to 7 tonight thinking that I might end up very disappointed with her service. But I made it my mission to see and experience her at least once and accept the service that she gives me. Told myself that whatever the outcome is, I will not be disappointed.

No parking and Ivy came out a moved her car so I could park. Very busy night. Went in and asked for Joanne and MS told me that she had ten minutes left with a customer. MS took me to the room, took HF, and told me to wait at least ten minutes.

After ten minutes, Joanne walks in and introduces herself. I told myself that this couldn't be Joanne because she was pleasant, bubbly, and giggly. No attitude with a big smile. She stands about 5'6" and weighs about 110 lbs. Tats on shoulder and back. Not tanned today and does look Hapa. She did tell me that she was part White. Very attractive and hot but I had built her up too much, from reading the information on her, that I was slightly disappointed. IMHO, she's equal in looks to a provider I had back in the early 2000's that worked at KIKU's. Her name was Jaime, who was of Japanese and Yugoslavian, Polish, Czech descent. Joanne is taller but Jaime was harder because she was a surfer. Anyways, Joanne is the hottest I had so far in the last nine years.

Very sensual and very good CBJ. Good CBJ skills as I thought she was giving BBBJ. I was pretty tired today because I work a labor job which why I was anxious, thinking she might just want straight and fast sex. Just the opposite. Very sensual, allowed DATY for a long time but second time around told me that she was sensitive. Also told me that that's the reason she doesn't like her breasts being licked or sucked on that much. She did allow me to suck on her breasts for awhile but asked to be gentle as she was sensitive in that area. Biggest surprise was that she allowed LFK and DFK when we got "lost in the moment." Mish CG, DS, and licking that shaved pus.

A lot of fake moaning, tight hugging, and good compliments. Knows what to say to make me feel good. Despite the sensual aspect of her, that girl can bang. Very good CG skills. Because she's so hot, I had a harder time controlling today. Popped in about twenty minutes. Good non rushed TS after, despite MS calling her name out. Said she was busy. More LFK with some DFK and hugging before I left. Walked me out while she clung to me and asked if I could come back in am Knows what to say to lift a man's self esteem.

Joanne reminds me of a lady I knew. Same looks, same personality. If she likes you, she'll treat you good. If she don't, she'll won't treat you as good. Also, massive mood swings. I'm lucky to get her while she's still fresh. She says that she'll stay two months before going back to L. A.

Will definitely repeat SOON. L-9, A-10, S-10. Usual damages. Only thing I didn't like was that her breath reaped of cigarettes. Says she does smoke.

King Cobrack[/QUOTE]2 great reports. Sorry for sounding dumb but just how much is standard rates with Joanne?

Never did a report here so here it goes.

Sorry for the delay in this. Went 2 Weds. Ago to CHM. Made some $ on football so figure I'd spend small kine kala on some fun. Walked up & rang the door bell & out comes MS. Was my first time so was worried how MS would treat me but was greeted real nice. Maybe I look like one of you guys & took me as a regular. Took my HF & off to the room ro disobe & wait with towel. In no time the door opens & MS comes with a nice looking MILF. MS leaned forward & started kissing my bare okole which I thought was kinda weird. Then MS left the light massage began. Said her name was Jeannie. Might be the JENNY reported on here but that's the name I heard. She was dressed in a nice dress. After a little while she asked if I wanted any EXTRAS & I said hell yeah. She disrobed & turned me over. Started playing with jr then BBBJ. She then crawled on me & started kissing me & let me suck her mid-size tits. Told her I wanted to enjoy her body & she then layed on her back as I DLFK her & sucked on her tits some more. Then went for some DATY then some mish. We switched positions & gave me a CBJ then let me suck on her tits while she HJ me to a finish. She cleaned me up got dressed & kissed some more before I left her tip & headed home. .5 HF &.5 tip. Pretty cheap for some nice fun.

Sorry been really busy with work and haven't the time to really post. This post was from an experience about a week ago. So after driving around and thinking of places that can accomdate 3 guys I ended up going to PT. I would of liked to taken them to 7 or Ichiban. But one friend felt that 7 was too much in the open which I was sad since I haven't gone there yet. The next place I was thinking of taking them to was Ichiban but when I called MS said she only had 3 girls so I didn't want to take a chance having someone waiting more then hour if one of the girls were busy. So I decided to take them to PT.

PT was kind of slow and since I had friends with me I let them pick their girls first. Which left me with a petite new Chinese girl named Amy who was born in Vietnam and is around 24 yrs old. It was a real basic and simple session. Regular table shower nothing out of the ordinary. Then back to room where she asked for payment up front. I told her that if you don't feel that I will pay you after the service you've done then you can leave the room now. She was a bit habut but continued and started with a massage for about 10 min. Then went into CBJ which was just ok. Either that or I've been going to too much AMP's that I expected better. After that went into cg and rcg. Then went to mish and I was like wow she is really small hehe :P. Realizing that I decided to have a little fun and ended in the wheelbarrow position and ended up popping that way. After that she ended up cuddling up with me and stuff which I thought was kind of strange. L 6 / S 6 / A 6. Paid usual damage. Also Christy is back and they also have a couple of new girls at PT from what I saw.

Anyone know of a provider with a nice see / the rack that provides a good service?

[QUOTE=Cheapo;1088865]2 great reports. Sorry for sounding dumb but just how much is standard rates with Joanne?[/QUOTE]Uaual damage. $.50. Because of the great session with her, I was going to tip her more but don't want to spoil it for the other brothers that might want to check her out and also for myself as she might expect the same amount the next time around. She seemed grateful for what I gave her. Check her out ASAP while she's still fresh and in a good mood. She said that she had a long rest in L. A. And has a lot of energy. She's popular and will probably be

Runned down" fast. Then she'll leave again to rejuvenate.

K. See.

Wanted to try the.8 special.

Saw Joy sitting on the couch, what a beauty.

Asked for petite and got Ruby.

4'10", 90lbs, very skinny, no breasts just nipples.

Started with hand job with her clothes on and slipped on the cover.

Took off clothes and tried to hide her breasts with her arms. Didn't want me to see her breasts.

Sat on top and stuck junior in but didn't like that position. Asked me to do doggy but told me not to go side to side only front to back. Touched her butt hole in doggie and she grunted. Didn't like doggie and finished me with HJ.

Then the nightmare began. Scolded me about touching her butt. She said don't like kissing (I didn't even try, hates when asked to bb (didn't even ask. Lectured me about anal (not even on my mind.

Shades of the worst provider around Miso. I think Miso changed her name to Ruby. Same looks same lecture.

Thank goodness for the.8 special. Good way to test the water at half price.

If you're into sticking it in with cover and nothing else except HJ to finish with lots of grumbling and lecture at the end then Ruby (Miso) is the one for you.

L-8 (my type looks wise but breast too small)

S-6 (too many rules)

A-0 (continual grumbling and unnecessary lecture)

25 house and.8 provider

Recommendation to avoid this provider. Took a bullet for the boys.

Duce