Massage Parlor Reports

I haven't been to any of the MPs for ages but I get my cannabis rec from a "clinic" in the same building and always have to take just the money for that, given all the carnival barkers trying to lure us in. Sort of a fun experience to walk through but these are bait-and-switch places and should be avoided by anyone seeking even just a HJ. FS, if available, is pricey and perfunctory. Also, sooner or later the axe will fall there, as it did a few years back. Wouldn't want to be there when that happens.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;3487443]They could change their name to "We Fuk you" and it wouldn't matter at this location. As soon as you enter this building you have at least 10-15 other spas available, and each has their best "carnie" calling out to you to come try us. There's so much eye candy you forget where you were going and end up at the first spa that catches your attention.[/QUOTE]

That is the same story that I experienced. The first time I went there I got a not so youg provider that was not worth for FS, so I got charged $. 6 for a not so good HJ.

Then somebody recommended me honey spa, I went there and the front girl is a cute 21 yo, but she's just the first bite, once you enter an older (27)? Latina or asian comes. I have to accept that with that plastic body you get the second bite and you are already in the mood of shut up and take my money! The latina I had only offered nuru at the same price of FS, but I accepted beacause it was new for me, she started rubbig herself on me for 5 minutes and was already asking for me to give up my load, I asked more service but she got upset, I ended up doing it myself because of her bad attitude. When you get out the bite is not even in the front anymore.

[QUOTE=LoveY;3487793]Very true Wireless. Although I would say the "We Fuk you" name would be figuratively, versus literally. Honey Spa being a good example. Beautiful girl, advertise Nuru. But they have no clue on how to Nuru. End up being an over-glorified Jack Shack. So in essence, they did fuk me. Paid Nuru pricing (similar to FS tip amounts), but end up not getting Nuru, or fuking. In the end, they did fuk us. My opinion of course.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WellSd10;3485424]Regardless of the extras, who / where is your girl out there who gives the best sensual massage? I'm tired of the half ass, oily rubdown. Don't get me wrong, I want the sensual, soft touch and teasing; but I also want the CMT style too. Help me out, fellas![/QUOTE]I don't know any young (20's) girl, I know EZ massage gives you an hour house fee for $. 25 and $. 30 for HJ, but with 40-50's ladies, only Coco is young. Also I heard of Young Zi, but the provider Sandy is not there anymore per my recent calls for appointment. Good luck! And report back!

Just got a legit massage at Bali foot in HB. The ad in BP makes it look like h j house, but massage was really good, and I didn't want to spoil it with too many heavy hints. Anyone have any luck here?

Went there the first time just last week. Had a good time and hoped to return.

Hopefully just a drunk or ex-boyfriend. To avoid LE, AMP's often shut down at the hint of any trouble.

[QUOTE=Pacom555;3486726]Not quite sure what happened last night, I mean, besides nothing. I wanted a cheap entry fee, so I figured I'd try this place out.

I walk out, and get my money back after more confusion. By then I was in zero mood for this and just went home.[/QUOTE]

Hello fellow mongers,

Let me start off by saying every AMP I've gone to. I have always got a HE. Sometimes I have to grab the hand and place it on my pole. But they always eagerly stroke away. And why is it that I can last 45 min when doing the job myself, but when someone else is doing it, I last 5 min if I am lucky! Back to my story. So I decided to try the purple flower in the Lake Forest area. The girl at the counter was freaking hot, in a skirt, and naturally not the girl I got in the room. The girl that came in had a freaking tight body wearing shorts and a tank top. Seeing her outfit, and noticing the jungle gym on the ceiling and the white coat on the rack, I figured I finally found a place that offered more! Her name was Vicky. She asked if I had been there before. Of course I lied and started throwing out all the names of the girls listed on this site I could remember. Vicky wasn't going for any of it. So she started the massage. I was grabbing her leg and backside. But she wasn't letting me get in. I asked her what was offered and she kept saying only massage. All the signs in the room said otherwise. To make a long story short, junior wouldn't cooperate. Every time he did start stirring, she would ask me some stupid question, and away he went. She kept saying I was acting weird. I was getting p*sed because of junior. She did try to do the HE but I wasn't about to squirt with a three-quarter buddy. So I said I was done. She wanted more then the $10 tip I gave her. Too bad because she really did have a smoking hot body. We just didn't click. She probably thought I was LE because I am in my early 40's and in somewhat shape. I am not though. I quickly dressed and bailed. Too bad the cute girl at the counter was in the next room with another monger who was moaning away. As soon as I got home, I took a #2 and wouldn't you know it. Junior jumped to attention! Ageing SUCKS! The door fee was $40 for the half. The hE would have been $40 as well, at least that's what I would have paid. I am certain they offer more there, I was probably a little too eager. So if anyone would be so kind as to PM me those fine locations in South County that offer more, I would be greatly appreciated and will post my adventures. I really only am looking for a CBJ. Don't need the full service. And HE are ok sometimes, but I prefer BJ's. And what's a AAMP? And African American MP? Never heard of that but would gladly try it! I've been a long time lurker here and am ready to take it to the next level.

Anyone used Crystal Beauty Salon in Anaheim? I was there for a are&t a few years ago. It wasn't half had. HJ only.

Just checking to see if they still have decent girls before heading that far.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3486822]Your spidey senses must have been thru the roof.[/QUOTE]I was trying desperately to shoot webs from my wrist to swing my way to freedom. But nothing happened.

[QUOTE=JonJones;3487912]Went there the first time just last week. Had a good time and hoped to return.[/QUOTE]Good to know you vouch for the place. Worth another shot.

[QUOTE=JonJones;3487912]Hopefully just a drunk or ex-boyfriend. To avoid LE, AMP's often shut down at the hint of any trouble.[/QUOTE]That was my best guess. Some dude acting suspicious, so they just cleared everybody out that wasn't a regular.

I saw a few updates on TER, Here is a link to the ad:

[URL]http://liverubreviews.com/ad/orangecounty/714-546-6669/1/612451[/URL]

Based on the reviews, they have tall caucasian chicks there.

1) Has anyone been to this place? Where exactly is this located?

2) Is this a FS or a HJ or Nuru place? Is it worth or YMMV?

[QUOTE=HipThrust247;3477139]How old are the girls at Rose 999? How many girls do they rotate?[/QUOTE]I believe they range from 22 to 30's. I'm no gauge on Asian ages, but all cute to hot.

I go sporadically so I can't say for sure how many in the rotation. Usually a couple are around. I have a fav, so I don't ask for a line up. Never had a bad time.

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;3488086]I saw a few updates on TER, Here is a link to the ad:

[URL]http://liverubreviews.com/ad/orangecounty/714-546-6669/1/612451[/URL]

Based on the reviews, they have tall caucasian chicks there.

1) Has anyone been to this place? Where exactly is this located?

2) Is this a FS or a HJ or Nuru place? Is it worth or YMMV?[/QUOTE]NG girls on Fairview that constantly advertise on BP. No FS, just HJ. 8 or Nuru $. 4, total.

It's not actual nuru, just rubbing their whole body on you with lots of oil. Pretty nice, but it's just a gigantic tease that costs almost the same as FS which is why I don't repeat, only been there twice and got two gorgeous latinas.

It's kind of a experience it once just to see what it's like kind of thing.

I decided to visit La Palma / Lavender (GG) after reading the threads. Here is my experience when I visit these places.

La Palma: this place was easy to find. When up to the 4th floor and walked to the AMP. Greeted by a Chinese girl at the front desk. Picked the time and went into the room. Received a half-ass massage and on the flip the girl (forgot her name) ask if I was extra service. I reply with "What is on the menu?" Then she motion BJ or GO. I lot for the BJ and paid first. She when out a got a plastic wrap, then proceed with the NO. Her skills was very shitty. I have got better. I tried to roam but it was a "NO GO. " I asked no cloths off, and she shook her head and said no. I was like WTF. This suck, pop and received a table shower and left. I felt unfulfilled.

Girl: Chinese mid 25 age (5 look).

Service: 2 (I believed I over paid).

GFE: NO.

Recommend / repeat: Hell No, hell no.

So, I felt shitty while driving home that I drop by Lavender (GG). Walked in and ask the dude (I think he's GAY) "who's is working tonight?" I picked Apple, which turn out to be a great choice. She is a MILF (late 30 ish) with big tits. Paid. 40 for the room. Apple asked me if I want "everything" right away. I was like dude, can I take off my cloth first. Damn. After paying Her, she went straight to work on my Jr. Not half ass massage or anything. Received a CBJ and then CFS. Damage was. 4 + 1. 2. When home with a ok feeling.

Girl: Apple. Viet mid 35/ early 40 (8 look).

Service: 6, was rush and no massage.

GFE: NO.

Recommend / repeat: Yes, maybe.

Background about my mongering. I have oversea for the pass 2. 5 year and been all over Asia. I was expecting AMP to be similar to Japanese Soapland and Korean Anma. There they don't rush you and give a proper shower and rundown. In Korea, I usually get all of the follow I order. Self shower, eat noodle, pick the girl, mask girl CBJ for 15 minutes, 1 hr play with girl that I picked (shower with girl, cat bath whole body to include ass, cfs, final shower, then head down for a 1 hr blind man massage. All for 2. 5. The Japanese Soapland is on another level. I was comparing and expecting something similar in OC but it fell far short. I might try girls on CV later.

[QUOTE=Arrow1234;3488479]I decided to visit La Palma / Lavender (GG) after reading the threads. Here is my experience when I visit these places.

La Palma: this place was easy to find. When up to the 4th floor and walked to the AMP. Greeted by a Chinese girl at the front desk. Picked the time and went into the room. Received a half-ass massage and on the flip the girl (forgot her name) ask if I was extra service. I reply with "What is on the menu?" Then she motion BJ or GO. I lot for the BJ and paid first. She when out a got a plastic wrap, then proceed with the NO. Her skills was very shitty. I have got better. I tried to roam but it was a "NO GO. " I asked no cloths off, and she shook her head and said no. I was like WTF. This suck, pop and received a table shower and left. I felt unfulfilled.

Girl: Chinese mid 25 age (5 look).

Service: 2 (I believed I over paid).

GFE: NO.

Recommend / repeat: Hell No, hell no.

So, I felt shitty while driving home that I drop by Lavender (GG). Walked in and ask the dude (I think he's GAY) "who's is working tonight?" I picked Apple, which turn out to be a great choice. She is a MILF (late 30 ish) with big tits. Paid. 40 for the room. Apple asked me if I want "everything" right away. I was like dude, can I take off my cloth first. Damn. After paying Her, she went straight to work on my Jr. Not half ass massage or anything. Received a CBJ and then CFS. Damage was. 4 + 1. 2. When home with a ok feeling.

Girl: Apple. Viet mid 35/ early 40 (8 look).

Service: 6, was rush and no massage.

GFE: NO.

Recommend / repeat: Yes, maybe.

Background about my mongering. I have oversea for the pass 2. 5 year and been all over Asia. I was expecting AMP to be similar to Japanese Soapland and Korean Anma. There they don't rush you and give a proper shower and rundown. In Korea, I usually get all of the follow I order. Self shower, eat noodle, pick the girl, mask girl CBJ for 15 minutes, 1 hr play with girl that I picked (shower with girl, cat bath whole body to include ass, cfs, final shower, then head down for a 1 hr blind man massage. All for 2. 5. The Japanese Soapland is on another level. I was comparing and expecting something similar in OC but it fell far short. I might try girls on CV later.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your experiences, past and present.

[QUOTE=AlDawg111;3487955]Hello fellow mongers,

She did try to do the HE but I wasn't about to squirt with a three-quarter buddy. So I said I was done. She wanted more then the $10 tip I gave her. [/QUOTE]Congrats on your first post. IMHO, if she tried to do the deed, she should have been tipped better. Can't blame her for your problems. Can't blame her for being pissed. I think you owe her a bigger tip. This kind of stuff is why they ask for the tip up front. And we all complain when that happens. Man up Dawg! Do the right thing.