Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DrWilly;5933185]Short answer: Maybe! (which is better than NO!).

It comes down to who you saw before and if that girl is still there, as there tends to be more "YMMV" from one girl to the next than at other places (like Milk, where every single girl is COMMANDED by Fearless Leader (Keiko/Snow) to perform ALL the same exact services... thereby rendering the YMMV-factor minimal). I haven't been to U-Massage in a while myself, but the general service level is still approximately the same.

What I can say with certainty is that if you happened to see Jenny at U-Massage before, SHE is definitely not there now (Jenny's been on quite a long vacation, but no one has confirmed if that is permanent or not).[/QUOTE]Jenny has been working out of town under a different name for the last couple of months. She was back in Orlando for a couple of weeks before she went back out of town. Just saw her a couple of days ago.

[QUOTE=FootyFanatic14;5933219]Jenny has been working out of town under a different name for the last couple of months. She was back in Orlando for a couple of weeks before she went back out of town. Just saw her a couple of days ago.[/QUOTE]Good to know she's "ok" and doing well. Given the HIGH request rate for her at U-Massage, I'm sort of surprised the other girls let her come back at all! HAHahahahahh! j/k

[QUOTE=DuvalLife;5929648]I've seen some ads, and it looks great (all Latinas near airport on Hoffner Ave. Any feedback on it? Seems like it's appointment only.[/QUOTE]This is the infamous Luxsa. They are on rubmaps and heavily reviewed on this forum. Service can be a bit mediocre at times, but I've overall have had a positive experience there and have been on and off over the years. I really only do the HH, but some have paid wayyyyy too much for FS. As they say YMMV, but for a Rub and' Tug, its great, and there have been some FINE ass girls.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;5933235]Good to know she's "ok" and doing well. Given the HIGH request rate for her at U-Massage, I'm sort of surprised the other girls let her come back at all! HAHahahahahh! j/k[/QUOTE]Well she mentioned that she's not working when she's back in Orlando. She could be lying. Or maybe her going out of town is a way for her to work again in a place where she can start fresh. Her reputation definitely precedes her at least in the Orlando area.

I was running an errand at the mall yesterday and decided to swing by NDS as there were not many cars in the parking lot. I went in and was greeted by Mandy who said she just got in the night before. Absolutely beautiful girl with c cups and a nicely trimmed landing strip straight out of an Asian porno.

After getting undressed in the room, she grabbed me by my cock and lead me to the shower where she soaped me up and we had fun for about 10 minutes. She was on her knees blowing me within 60 seconds of getting in there, TUMA, gagging, spitting. She was really putting in the effort. When we finished in the shower, we headed back to the room where the fuck fest continued and we pretty much spent the rest of my time fucking in different positions until I came hard. Not sure what else I could ask for, she had a great attitude, beautiful looks and this girl really did it for me.

She told me they have five girls working right now and I'm not sure how long she'll be there as you know these girls come and go frequently but if you like great tits, great ass and great personality, go see her before she's gone!

Hello,

I'm going to be popping in to Orlando for a work event. Will be staying out on international drive near conference center etc. I'm looking for advice. I'd like to partake but am not sure which place or places I should seek out while visiting. Any advice is appreciated. I generally would prefer a HJ or a CBJ. Budget is flexible.

What I'd like to know is how much cash should I plan on bringing and where I should be looking for a quality experience. Also do I need a rental car? I feel like I should get a car but if there are walkable options or places to Uber near but not at a location I'd prefer that to renting a car.

I'd also consider a highly recommended lady for a hotel visit. Any and all thoughts are appreciated. Feel free to DM if you prefer.

If have seen some posts on here about a few wellness spas. Has anyone tried the wellness spa on Palm Springs in altamonte or is it legit thanks.

Hello gents. I'm in town for a few days on business and wondering if anyone has a good contact for a true NURU place. I've looked through a few of the forums and not seems anything specific. Thanks in advance and feel free to DM me or add a post. Thanks!

[QUOTE=DrWilly;5933185]Short answer: Maybe! (which is better than NO!).

It comes down to who you saw before and if that girl is still there, as there tends to be more "YMMV" from one girl to the next than at other places (like Milk, where every single girl is COMMANDED by Fearless Leader (Keiko/Snow) to perform ALL the same exact services... thereby rendering the YMMV-factor minimal). I haven't been to U-Massage in a while myself, but the general service level is still approximately the same.

What I can say with certainty is that if you happened to see Jenny at U-Massage before, SHE is definitely not there now (Jenny's been on quite a long vacation, but no one has confirmed if that is permanent or not).[/QUOTE]A few years back, Lulu at U-Massage was an A+ spinner there too and would also occasionally allow island visits. But has been gone for awhile.

Today was Jasmine's last day at BO, she mentioned she will be back in September.

The other girls there today were Chanel, Barbara, and another whose name I forgot.

Well I guess there are Monger Gods. My last trip to FL was supposed to be it for the hobby. But something came up unexpected that put me back near your great city so I said "fuck it, lets try and top the last visit. " Away we go.

My late flight Friday gets diverted to Georgia (totally fucks up my plans) so I just get into King at 11:25 under the buzzer. BUT, I get Bella. Too late for TS but we did the full menu for $$. Been at it a long time and seen MANY providers and Bella is a unicorn. Looks are upper 9's for me, but the personality and willingness to please make her my ATF. Shot the shit with her for like 20 minutes after about crazy stuff that you'd never think you'd learn about. 9/10.

Saturday 9 am at MM. Had Mocha and Sophia last visit and was hoping for someone different and the Monger Gods shined on me with Amanda. Personally I think she looks as good if not better than the other Milk girls. Her body is solid and she is way more into the performance. True GFE. Full menu, full amount of time and even got an extended actual massage after. The Nazi Kiko knocked and was pissed. Said I went way over time. Eh. 9/10.

Drive directly to NDS. Full usage of a lotted time. Arrive around 10:45. Had great experience here last time so this is where I set up home base. Not this time. Drew Tina. Looks were pretty good. More Japanese face than Chinese. Decent spinner body maybe a little older. Full menu but not a real GFE. Afterwards Mandy came in to finish the massage. Cute. And I asked the name of the other girl when I left. Summer and she was pretty hot. Didn't get the 2nd girl offer this time. Pretty disappointed. 6/10.

Off to Tampa for my cover story. Whistling. Done with that by 7 pm. Head to Utopia. I know, not Orlando but its part of this chapter. Get my fix of ebony wirh Ariel. Decent body and standard 6 shop service. Full covered menu. Miss those Asians, but ya got to diversify. 7/10.

Grab a shower and call Journey. Make sure Harlow is available. Read quite a bit about her and wanted to check that off. Its 10:05 and she has an 11 pm appointment. Monger Gods fucking rock. Literally speed over there. This chick is so fucking cool. She's got a whole chest of stuff she'll dress up in for you. I pick black leather / latex and chains. Fuckin go me. The girl is built like a linebacker, so beware. Full covered menu, but she took everything I threw at her like a champ. See why she is so well reviewed. 8. 5/10.

Sunday AM. Continuation of the god damn cover story. Such an inconvenience. Done by noon and on my way back to Orlando through Disney traffic. Psychin myself up to hit it hard on the tail end.

Hotel check in and back to NDS at 3 pm. Remembered Summer and asked Tina for her instead. Summer is small (even for an Asian lmao) with a tight little body. Pretty face and I think its her small mouth that's. Enticing. You'd get it if you saw her. Full menu, but no CIM. Kinda ruined it at the end for me. And no 2nd girl offer. Guess they were too busy. 7/10.

Food, shower then Milk. Get there around 5:30 pm. The Ferline in front remembers me from going over my time before and I have no choice of which girl. But I end up getting Sophia and she's solid. As odd as last time (in a good way.) She's singing as we go to the TS dragging me by my cock. Still makes me laugh. Full menu, solid performance and the good ol' CIM to put me back on track. 8. 5/10.

Quick shower, quick nap and back to King to see my favorite. Get there a little before 10 pm. And I totally forgot to call to make sure Bella's available. But the survey says "Monger Gods do exist. " She opens the door and is like "you early enough to get shower!" Its the shit when they remember you. So then proceeds the 2nd best experience ever at a parlor only topped by 2 girls at NDS a few months ago. But Bella does have the title of best provider ever in my 14+ yrs of hobbying. Full menu and once again end up shooting the shit til after they close. Experiences aren't always judged in how good a BJ is. But. Her BJ is phenomenal. 10/10.

Monday, last day, clock is ticking. 9 am back to NDS near home base. Only one left is Mandy the massage finisher. Tina opens the door and in my head I hear "I don't want you" but instead ask for Mandy. Now Mandy would pry be my last choice of the 3 by looks, but holy shit she was a fucking tiger! Really likes to grab your hips and get that tongue in there. Oh shivers. Total dark horse who ended up being the best at NDS. Full menu. Even gave a nice massage after. 9/10.

Now I may have been able to make it to Milk and then my flight, but one must respect the Monger Gods. I didn't think I could top the last trip, but it happened. Because I RTFF and all the quality posts. Thanks again for the info. I doubt I'll see Orlando again. Said it before, you guys are spoiled so overendulge! And I guess the Monger Gods won't let me leave the hobby. One of the girls I saw is headed to Chicago later this year and gave me her number. Fucking Monger Gods.

PM me for any info you need if ever visiting Chicago, Wisonsin, Iowa. Least I could do to repay all the info you guys provided.

Anyone know of any girl who actually swallows and doesn't spit?

[QUOTE=AlexKx93;5935175]Anyone know of any girl who actually swallows and doesn't spit?[/QUOTE]That pretty much describes all the providers at Milk.

Gator.

[QUOTE=FootyFanatic14;5933219]Jenny has been working out of town under a different name for the last couple of months. She was back in Orlando for a couple of weeks before she went back out of town. Just saw her a couple of days ago.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I remember there was a real popular girl at one of the AMPs in the Tampa area a few years ago and she just disappeared from that particular AMP and about six months later I happened to drop in another AMP and there she was using another name, but just as grand as ever. So, yes they just maybe want to a new start, a rest, shake a few of the creepy clients or various other reasons.

Dreamt I went to King and saw Ruby, 2 times. Reports thus far are accurate, she is short and has meat on her, no back to speak off sadly but nice man mades.

BBBJ is good, she has good technique. Greek is on the table at no extra coins and not even asking, just stuck a finger in there and she asked if I wanted and I said yes and popped my Greek cherry. All in all it's a standard NDS and King experience but for Greek fans then you got a reliable one, dunno if she is at King anymore but calling ahead actually had good results and they didn't lie LOL.

Last thing, definitely no BBFS in my experience, one post here mentioned it was had but she did not oblige and I did not insist.

[QUOTE=AlexKx93;5935175]Anyone know of any girl who actually swallows and doesn't spit?[/QUOTE]My girlfriend in college. She'd suck it all up like a vacuum, every drop.

[QUOTE=Fred5568;5933716]If have seen some posts on here about a few wellness spas. Has anyone tried the wellness spa on Palm Springs in altamonte or is it legit thanks.[/QUOTE]The ad for Wellness Spa makes it look legit. But just down the block on Osceola Street (Altamonte Professional Center) is Mary Grimes at American Massage. I haven't seen her yet, but there are reviews here in the non-AMP massage forum.

Met with CiCi and had a great time. Opted out of the table shower as I as limited on time. BBJ was great and everything else good. Very nice and accommodating. Was in and out pretty quick. Would go back. $$.

[QUOTE=Ween0007;5935441]Met with CiCi and had a great time. Opted out of the table shower as I as limited on time. BBJ was great and everything else good. Very nice and accommodating. Was in and out pretty quick. Would go back. $$.[/QUOTE]Visiting OS area tomorrow for a couple hours wanted to stop in and see Vicki, anyone have any idea if she's back or will be there tomorrow? Also, how are the girls they have in there now compared to her? Looking for spinner types eager to please.

Only had one AMP experience at the big 3 and wasnt to happy overall. Trying my luck again, don't need FS just a HE, if theres any oral play allowed from both sides that's great. I've narrowed it down to Tina a star, extremely interested in the back walking portion and would really like a good massage. Is it the standard 80 hr? What are the tip expectations? Can I do CC for the hr Cash for tip? Can I typically get away with making an appt same day? Any details would be helpful.

Any other recommendations are welcome.

Thanks.

Welp my vacation report from a couple weeks ago just got 1-Uped!

[QUOTE=BigJohn619;5934998]Well I guess there are Monger Gods. My last trip to FL was supposed to be it for the hobby. But something came up unexpected that put me back near your great city so I said "fuck it, lets try and top the last visit. " Away we go.

My late flight Friday gets diverted to Georgia (totally fucks up my plans) so I just get into King at 11:25 under the buzzer. BUT, I get Bella. Too late for TS but we did the full menu for $$. Been at it a long time and seen MANY providers and Bella is a unicorn. Looks are upper 9's for me, but the personality and willingness to please make her my ATF. Shot the shit with her for like 20 minutes after about crazy stuff that you'd never think you'd learn about. 9/10.

Saturday 9 am at MM. Had Mocha and Sophia last visit and was hoping for someone different and the Monger Gods shined on me with Amanda. Personally I think she looks as good if not better than the other Milk girls. Her body is solid and she is way more into the performance. True GFE. Full menu, full amount of time and even got an extended actual massage after. The Nazi Kiko knocked and was pissed. Said I went way over time. Eh. 9/10.

Drive directly to NDS. Full usage of a lotted time. Arrive around 10:45. Had great experience here last time so this is where I set up home base. Not this time. Drew Tina. Looks were pretty good. More Japanese face than Chinese. Decent spinner body maybe a little older. Full menu but not a real GFE. Afterwards Mandy came in to finish the massage. Cute. And I asked the name of the other girl when I left. Summer and she was pretty hot. Didn't get the 2nd girl offer this time. Pretty disappointed. 6/10.

Off to Tampa for my cover story. Whistling. Done with that by 7 pm. Head to Utopia. I know, not Orlando but its part of this chapter. Get my fix of ebony wirh Ariel. Decent body and standard 6 shop service. Full covered menu. Miss those Asians, but ya got to diversify. 7/10.

Grab a shower and call Journey. Make sure Harlow is available. Read quite a bit about her and wanted to check that off. Its 10:05 and she has an 11 pm appointment. Monger Gods fucking rock. Literally speed over there. This chick is so fucking cool. She's got a whole chest of stuff she'll dress up in for you. I pick black leather / latex and chains. Fuckin go me. The girl is built like a linebacker, so beware. Full covered menu, but she took everything I threw at her like a champ. See why she is so well reviewed. 8. 5/10.

Sunday AM. Continuation of the god damn cover story. Such an inconvenience. Done by noon and on my way back to Orlando through Disney traffic. Psychin myself up to hit it hard on the tail end.

Hotel check in and back to NDS at 3 pm. Remembered Summer and asked Tina for her instead. Summer is small (even for an Asian lmao) with a tight little body. Pretty face and I think its her small mouth that's. Enticing. You'd get it if you saw her. Full menu, but no CIM. Kinda ruined it at the end for me. And no 2nd girl offer. Guess they were too busy. 7/10.

Food, shower then Milk. Get there around 5:30 pm. The Ferline in front remembers me from going over my time before and I have no choice of which girl. But I end up getting Sophia and she's solid. As odd as last time (in a good way.) She's singing as we go to the TS dragging me by my cock. Still makes me laugh. Full menu, solid performance and the good ol' CIM to put me back on track. 8. 5/10.

Quick shower, quick nap and back to King to see my favorite. Get there a little before 10 pm. And I totally forgot to call to make sure Bella's available. But the survey says "Monger Gods do exist. " She opens the door and is like "you early enough to get shower!" Its the shit when they remember you. So then proceeds the 2nd best experience ever at a parlor only topped by 2 girls at NDS a few months ago. But Bella does have the title of best provider ever in my 14+ yrs of hobbying. Full menu and once again end up shooting the shit til after they close. Experiences aren't always judged in how good a BJ is. But. Her BJ is phenomenal. 10/10.

Monday, last day, clock is ticking. 9 am back to NDS near home base. Only one left is Mandy the massage finisher. Tina opens the door and in my head I hear "I don't want you" but instead ask for Mandy. Now Mandy would pry be my last choice of the 3 by looks, but holy shit she was a fucking tiger! Really likes to grab your hips and get that tongue in there. Oh shivers. Total dark horse who ended up being the best at NDS. Full menu. Even gave a nice massage after. 9/10.

Now I may have been able to make it to Milk and then my flight, but one must respect the Monger Gods. I didn't think I could top the last trip, but it happened. Because I RTFF and all the quality posts. Thanks again for the info. I doubt I'll see Orlando again. Said it before, you guys are spoiled so overendulge! And I guess the Monger Gods won't let me leave the hobby. One of the girls I saw is headed to Chicago later this year and gave me her number. Fucking Monger Gods.

PM me for any info you need if ever visiting Chicago, Wisonsin, Iowa. Least I could do to repay all the info you guys provided.[/QUOTE].

I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!!

I now live in Boston. But, I plan on coming down to Orlando for a vacation and Dallas and I will definitely relive some of the best memories we have ever had. I really miss Orlando and the talent level that is down there. Boston is decent, but, nowhere close to what Orlando has to offer. After being here for 8 years, I already fucked and inseminated well over 600-700 providers. But the quality of providers up here falls short of the quality of providers in Orlando. There are mostly AMPs up here on every fucking street corner and many of them are older chubby and speak very bad English. LOL. I truly miss the all American Girls, like Dallas.

Ah, yes. The good old days.

Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.

[QUOTE=LuckyDude00;5936963]Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.[/QUOTE]My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.

I saw Amanda this morning and those tits look better that ever as she has put on just a little bit of weight. She was very excited to see me and she made sure we were going to have a good time. At one point she even said "I know you like to fuck Mocha the best but I'm glad you are fucking me today". When a girls starts off saying something like that you know you're in for a hell of a time and Amanda did not disappoint. Started with a crazy time in the room before we even made it to the TS. I was already eating her sweet little pussy before we even left the room. Got to the TS and I laid on the table face up and she obviously got the hint. Did some slip and slide and she started giving me a nice BBBJ, slipped on a cover and climbed aboard. She came pretty quickly and went back to the BBBJ and it wasn't long and I was shooting my first load down her throat. Got dried off and back in the room she laid on the table and started playing with herself. I watched her do that for a minute and started eating that sweet pussy of hers again. She was getting loud as hell and it was pretty funny as I could hear Jun Jun across the hall having a good time herself. Amanda got down on her knees and started sucking me off again. Threw on the cover and bent over the table with one leg up and I started tearing it up. She was yelling the entire time and finally said "I cum again ". I flipped her over and finished in standing mish until finally filling the hat. I looked like I had just taken a swim I was so drenched. Amanda was pretty sweaty herself so we went back to the TS for a quick rinse off. Went back to the room where she dressed me, gave me a water and another huge kiss and out the door I went. Yet another amazing time had at MM.

So, I spoke with her again briefly today and I wanted to update her biographical profile. Dallas now owns and operates a gorgeous Spa in the Orlando / Casselberry / Maitland / Winter Park area. Dallas is a fully licensed beauty professional who is doing very well. Her Spa does waxing, hair, eyebrows, nails, as well as massage.

Dallas is retired from the "game" and we should all wish her the absolute best of success.

MG59.

You are a legend in your own mind. And why is this on the Massage Parlor Report? I guess toot your own horn.

Thanks for heads up Admin.

And thanks for your awesome report Batman!

[QUOTE=MathGuy59;5936790]I wanted to post this in the Orlando Forum:

So, I spoke with Dallas yesterday afternoon. I had not spoken with her in almost 8 years! Yes, she still has her phone number. I texted her just on a whim. I could not believe that she responded, as I thought she would have purchased a new number. So, we chatted up a bit and she definitely remembered me! I was very impressed. We exchanged a few pics. And, yes, she is as beautiful and sexy as she ever was. I nearly blew my load just looking at her hot and sexy photos. As we all know, Dallas was legendary and among the very, very, VERY best looking providers in this area. I saw over 1,000 ladies when I lived in Orlando and inseminated over 700 of them with my thick, potent, warm and salty JAG-SEED. Yes, you can read all of my reviews on my banned Thread, LOL.

Indeed, Dallas is and was always a true, loving sweetheart to speak with and to hang out with. A real GFE for the ages!![/QUOTE]

Went to Blue Ocean again to see more of their beautiful Latinas. In comes this sexy ass Columbiana, who goes by Mia. She is so damn fine and she speaks English too. Quick massage then it's on. Funny part of the massage was her tapping my ass like they were bongos; telling me I have a nice ass LOL. First let me say there should be a law to carry hats of all sizes, not one hat fits all. I had to settle for their small hat again but oh well. We start off k9 and Mia is telling me to go slow because junior is too big. No problem. This girl's body is something to be idolized. She puts time at the gym and it's shows. Great legs, great ass, great man made breasts. I pounded away then we switched to mission. This girl was so beautiful to look at man. Of course their small hat had to come off and she finished me with a HJ. We talked a little about the gym while we cleaned up and dressed and off I went. Very hot Latina.

[QUOTE=Twist;5936977]My experience is they don't answer the phone or open the door until around 9 am. Maybe 5 minutes early but that is the best you will likely get. I've had them answer the phone 15 minutes early once when I was checking on the lineup but 9 am is usually it.[/QUOTE]Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.

[QUOTE=LuckyDude00;5936963]Going to be down in Orlando and wanted to stop by MM but I'm on a time schedule. Anyone ever been in before opening time? They don't open until 9 but I would need more like 8. Hate to miss the opportunity.[/QUOTE]Is MM called Milk as well?

Does anyone know when Vicky will be back? I haven't seen her yet, she I s definitely on my list to visit when she returns.

Thanks!

PC.

[QUOTE=LuckyDude00;5938036]Guess I may have to pass this time. I will see how it plays out. I wonder if the the boss lady will get mad if I'm at the door at 8:30-8:45.[/QUOTE]8:45 you won't have any problem.

[QUOTE=BlueSteel90;5938338]Is MM called Milk as well?[/QUOTE]MM for short.

So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers!

[QUOTE=Quacktastic;5939037]So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers![/QUOTE]You're my hero!

[QUOTE=Quacktastic;5939037]So I showed up at MM, Keiko instantly recognized me. She asked me to wait outside for 10 minutes and she kicked out every other monger. Then insisted on rolling out a red carpet, having the girls line up naked, and begged me to let her service me herself. Being kind and considerate, I allowed her to join me and all the other girls in a massive orgy. Keiko was adamant that I didn't have to pay and instead paid me. Unfortunately all they had were XL condoms that were far too tight so I was forced to go bareback. (Side note: all the providers and the cleaning lady are now inseminated).

Then I headed over to NDS and as soon as they saw me they put a CLOSED sign in the door and raped me repeatedly until they were all inseminated as well as their Amazon delivery driver. (Talk about bad timing).

Since I was still horny I went to OS and Vicki flew in special just to take my seed. So yeah, she's out of commission for at least a year.

Then I had to hurry to the airport and catch my flight. But I noticed I had an extra piece of luggage. Keiko had kidden in a suitcase and placed herself in my trunk because she was so smitten by my amazing good looks and 20 inch penis. I respectfully declined and got on my private jet.

Hit me up for the details and phone numbers![/QUOTE]Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.

[QUOTE=AlexKx93;5939170]Lmao. Nice parody of all the try-hard posts we've seen lately.[/QUOTE]Wait. You're telling me those guys didn't actually bang 12 girls a day and inseminate 800 women? I feel violated.

[QUOTE=SCJames;5938957]MM for short.[/QUOTE]Because its close to the Dairy District. And they Milk your Dick.

Not from the area, but was excited to finally visit MM that I've read about. I believe she said her name was Jun Jun. It was two words, both started with J's, could have been Jui Jui, but that seems like the name of a place out here. She has an awesome build, literally everything I would look for. Really friendly and energetic, comms got a little tricky here and there. I thought we were spoiled in Tampa, but I see what you all mean about the customer service out here. Yeah the warm water oral thing was cool, but also a bit of my downfall. Not a fan of tuma, but I suck at communicating next time I'd probably just say don't do that. She was rather toothy in the oral dept though. No real focus of massage like we have back west, just straight to it. So much oral focus that when I gave her the sign to hold up she just wrapped me up, jumped on, and jack hammered it out of me. Would have really wanted to go for the CIM since that's never an option out here, but couldn't hold out. I got introduced to Sophia, she seemed cool, not as big up top or as narrow as Jun Jun. Definitely looking forward to coming back. Also want to check out BO that I hear so much about.

So far have experienced 2 of the "big 3" and just experienced BO for the first time today. Just wanted to start contributing to the board I've been lurking the past few months.

MM. As the gold standard I have been here a few more times than others. First time was with Kiki. And did she set the bar high. Across the board from the shower to the massage to the expertise in making it feel relatively unique. As someone who frequent strip clubs and know when someone is a good charmer, she definitely had that people skill. Next was with Sophia, whom I believe is even more attractive and gives me Lucy Liu vibes. However, it was definitely much more robotic than the GFE I felt with Kiki. Not to mention I think a few others reported similar slip ups. I'd give her another try depending on reports swinging more positively. Next two times have been with Amanda and she definitely enjoys blowing bubbles lolol. Have yet to meet Mocha or Jiu Jiu.

NDS. Heard about the 4 hand massage and figure why not give it a try. The exterior of this massage parlor feels like it's out of place (IYKYK) but once you see the cameras inside, it actually gave me more peace of mind than weird me out. Can't recall one of their names but the other one was Summer iirc. May repeat with a different duo.

BO. Pretty confused by today. First time at BO and pulled Lily. Not Latina and hadn't seen anything about a very nice Asian mid-30's lady with great hands in previous reviews but it may have slipped me. Got an above average massage but perhaps it's because I went closer to the evening?