Massage Parlor Reports

Noticed a lady named Bella at the place on Division near I-205, thinking of trying her. If anyone has experience with her, please send me a message.

West of 82nd, near a bar and Insurance company. I was assigned to Lilly, met Lisa on the way out. Both attractive. Lilly was wearing a pretty flowered dress, which I took as a good sign for ease of extras. Good massage, but after flip, I learned she wanted 200 tip for FS. I passed, of course. Guys, please don't give in to greedy pussy, there are plenty of other good choices for much less.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5528483]Noticed a lady named Bella at the place on Division near I-205, thinking of trying her. If anyone has experience with her, please send me a message.[/QUOTE]Your box is full.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5528497]West of 82nd, near a bar and Insurance company. I was assigned to Lilly, met Lisa on the way out. Both attractive. Lilly was wearing a pretty flowered dress, which I took as a good sign for ease of extras. Good massage, but after flip, I learned she wanted 200 tip for FS. I passed, of course. Guys, please don't give in to greedy pussy, there are plenty of other good choices for much less.[/QUOTE]I swear to god one of these days I'm not going to be able to hold my tongue and I'll find myself telling a girl something to the effect of "I never report a girl to the police who offers me sexual favors, but I do report girls who offer sexual favors while trying to rob me blind. Cut that offer in half and you should be safe. ".

[QUOTE=KyleMorty;5528662]Your box is full.[/QUOTE]Apologies, fixed.

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5528770]I swear to god one of these days I'm not going to be able to hold my tongue and I'll find myself telling a girl something to the effect of "I never report a girl to the police who offers me sexual favors, but I do report girls who offer sexual favors while trying to rob me blind. Cut that offer in half and you should be safe. ".[/QUOTE]I migjt have to steal that tactic I just might work.

Than again these girl expect to be neglected with its part of their culture. Of course they are trying to get anything and everything out of you for as little effort as they can.

I've been here twice now and found it to be hit and miss. The first time was good. The second time, nothing extra was offered, so I never went back. It was a different girl the second time, but took it as a sign that things had changed. Maybe it's time to try again.

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;5527780]This place is so close to where I live, I always wonder if my neighbors will recognize my car when I park there. Lili gives a great massage, and she plays with your junk while you are your stomach. On the flip she gets right to it, no negotiation, She cleaned me up and finished the hour! 60/60. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

This lady has long since gone. Ever since their "remodel" at the beginning of summer when they changed the name from Shuya to Yo Yo. Really wish I would have gotten her number. Any one know what happened to her?

[QUOTE=DrexDiggler2;5516697]I went to YoYo in West Linn a few months ago, and got an amazing prostate massage, with milking. Was a first for me.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.

The first thing I do with ADs that seem to be independents is I text, "Where are you located".

The airport ones always seem to give the same Sandy Boulevard address followed by a separate text; 160 half hour, 200 hour.

I have been there a couple of times. Not a complete dive but it is sketchy. It's a total crap shoot. Sometimes you get young girls sometimes it's a 35 ish lady. Almost always they barely speak English. They normally say there are two girls so if you don't like the one you see I suppose you could ask to see the other.

The times I've been the girls are easy on the eyes but give lousy service.

The last time the girl was about 25 thin and pretty. I gave her 120. Then as we got started, she said, "no kiss, no kiss" I pointed to her p*why and then to my mouth she just said "no kiss no kiss" I laid down on the bed and all she did was stroke me. I pointed to her mouth and then to my c**k and she said, you guessed it, "no kiss".

I got up put my pants on and said give me my money back. She got on the phone and spoke to someone, I stood next her and yelled so the person could hear me "no kiss, no kiss" then she threw 60 back on the bed.

That was right before COVID, I have avoided that location since. I had some good luck at Econo Lodge on 82nd but I haven't seen anyone advertise from there.

[QUOTE=KyleMorty;5529257]Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.[/QUOTE]

I think I've asked before but any locations or independents that offer table showers with thorough cleansing and tease?

[QUOTE=KyleMorty;5529257]Has anyone tried those posts by the airport? Are they real or no? Attractive? I have been to some parlors but kinda want to branch out.[/QUOTE]They are total crap shoot. They range from a total waste of time (eg. get to the spot, but they go dark or ask for a selfie, yea right) to the usual CBJ / FS. Girls vary just as much as massage girls in terms of age, appearance, and service quality.

I suggest if you find a good one, you save her contact info if she drops in town again. I had saved 2 girls' contact, but they never stopped in pdx again, so even that is a crapshoot.

Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.

[QUOTE=KsFollower;5530573]Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen Nuru at any AMPs. I have seen it advertised on TNA. That is probably the place to look.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;5526887]I have seen her multiple times at Lucky on Cornell. She's over 40, but attractive and gives me what I want. She's at Gateway at this time. Got my back walked on, plus all the other things I wanted.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.

[QUOTE=UncleChu;5530760]Is this the same Anna who was at Elemental in Tualatin for a while? If so, she was fantastic.[/QUOTE]This Anna has been at Lucky (Cornell / Saltzman) a long time, so I'm guessing different lady.

Hey guys! I'm reporting on a couple places in Beaverton / Aloha.

The foot spa in Aloha. It was alright, massage was not super good, super light and not very appealing, the lady was mid 40's not super attractive. I was able to get a BBBJ but I can't remember the tipping rate.

The wellness spa on Allen, I have gone here twice now the first time only got 30 minutes and ended with the typical HE paid house price and an additional 40 for the HE. The second time I got a table shower and 30 minutes and got the same result, just HE both ladies I saw were not very open to anything more then HE.

The last place I'm not going to say the name cause it was really good. I'll say it was in the Heart of Beaverton, but that's all I'll give. This was awesome, I've gone twice. The first was at night right before closing, the lady I got was early 40's pretty cute, extremely flirty off the bat, I just did 30 minutes (50), and the massage was pretty decent with a LOT of teasing, after I couldn't take it anymore she asked if I wanted to flip, I said yea. So we flipped, everything was on the board, that specific night I wanted to try FS (with a wrapper) I ended up paying 120 for a tip. The second trip it was middle of the day, I got a cute petite girl in a pink dress, again 30 minutes, she was very modest and "innocent" at first she covered me with a towel while massaging my upper body, but when she started massaging my legs she snuck her hand under the towel and teased until she realized I was down for it, then just completely grabbed my man hood and started going to town. The one downside was she stopped after a little and discussed tips and service that night I only wanted HE so I paid 60 for tip (she was very nice) and she even provided some extra service with it.

This is my first big review so if I did something wrong let me know! And if you have any questions let me know, I'd likely trade info in the Beaverton area for more specifics on this place.

Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks!

[QUOTE=KsFollower;5530573]Just wondering if anyone has gotten or knows of a place that offers nuru massages? I've been wanting to try one.[/QUOTE]Not any AMP's that I am aware of. But this wonderful lady does. She is also on TNA as well as Rubratings. [URL]http://mshelenahunter.cuties-sites.com/home[/URL].

She is worth the price of admission and she is now requiring that you be vaccinated.

[QUOTE=BasicRichard;5530857]
Could someone please PM me and explain how the whole money system here works I don't get the 1. 6, 0. 5, 04, etc. Thanks![/QUOTE]Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5531218]Just multiply by 100. It's one of about 3 things we do in this hobby that is idiotic but we think is clever. LOL. The other two are giving "clues" to the place instead of the name even though the clue usually basically *is* the name, and pretending that our experience was a "dream" we had. In reality, any time one of us does any of these One Punch Man probably needs to schedule an appointment with our face, but we're pretty much all idiots so we keep doing this nonsense anyways. 😋.[/QUOTE]Yep! Pussy anonymous needed!! Ha ha.

Went to a massage there. The girl was super cute hard body tight tits but the upsell OMG she wanted too much for anything. First time I was nearly ready to just say Fuck this and leave. Did not care about the house fee. We all need to do this sometimes as the prices for even a feel were outrageous.

But like most things. She will move along and new girls will come in.

My 2 Cents worth.

I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.

Went car shopping over the weekend. SE stark. 11000 block. Not much out there. Saw shop right next to the car dealer. Couldn't stop. Serenity, any generic input? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;5532362]I work down town. I spotted a place I don't believe I've seen posted here before. It's at the end of the Broadway bridge on the East side. Right on the corner.[/QUOTE]I've seen ads for them on RR. Never gone out to check them out yet, but more from not wanting to deal with parking around those block.

There was a younger, lovely girl who was here.(Lisa? She isn't anymore. Two ladies, both thicker, late 30's at least. . 60 for a standard finish with roaming and most of her clothes off. The massage was nice and time wasn't shorted but I wouldn't return.

I was feeling like trying out a new spot (for me) and decided to give Lavender Spa a shot. Went in, was met by an older (50+) bbw lady with a bit of gray hair. I was about to turn around and head to a different spot but figured what the hell, sometimes the older ladies make up for it and give deluxe handies so why not. Big mistake. I went into a room, laid down, she comes in leaves the door slightly open and starts with the "massage". After about 5 minutes of light finger tip pressing she asks me to flip. I'm thinking, hey maybe a long super deluxe standard ending. Nope. She undresses down to panties, pops her tits out (the one positive), and starts giving me the most painful handy ever. It felt like she was trying to rip the tip off, every stroke her grip increased. This is after she asks how much I am going to tip and I say very slow and I'll tip big. I was about to stop the whole thing but was able to squeeze one out, barely. She asks me if I want a massage after, with like 40 minutes of the 60 remaining, I say yes and she starts the massage. During the massage she would, every 5 minutes, do the sexy talk thing "oh baby, oh baby" like I'm balls deep in her. Not sure what that was about, but was very odd and unnerving. I've been to many places all over the Portland metro, even before when you had to go to Vancouver. This was the worst experience ever. I know more was available, maybe she was trying to scare off standard ending peeps?

I had a dream, it went like this. I decided to try my hand at botany again on the west side. Red roses have always been my favorite. When I entered, two late 40's-50's ladies looked up from their phones and removed their headphones. 7. For HR. The lady who led me back was wearing yoga pants and non-revealing white top. I wasn't hopeful, but I'm always willing to give my best. I asked her name and she said June. The first half was definitely one of the best massages I have ever received, deep and thorough. She used her arms, elbows, and even the bars above my head to walk on my back.

I attempted to roam throughout this but was met with zero encouragement. I was prepared to simply enjoy a first class massage when she hopped down off my back, oiled up her hand and began to give me some signals.

The milking continued until I was on the edge at which point she stopped, patted my back, and said she'd return with a hot towel.

As she returned she made a show of closing the door, and encouraged me to flip. She slowly began to reveal her talents. No negotiations yet.

My hands roamed south as did her mouth and I could feel her excitement. She stopped, put a finger to her lips signaling quiet, and proceeded. BBBJCIM. All the while using her hands to enhance the experience while maintaining eye contact. Definitely one of the most intense experiences I've had so far. She finished by massaging my feet .9. for a great time.

Unfortunately as I left the other woman scowled at me and left me a little unsettled. A good dream, but wouldn't return if second lady was there.

After trying (no) Joy several times recently and being tired their nonsense and BS, decided to try the place a few blocks south, same side of street.

As far as average looks go for AMP workers, I would give the older one a 7, the younger one an 8. Ms 8 has a pretty face and nice body with enhancements. Both requested 200 tip but I got what I was looking for from each, for less than 140. I've been there 3 times in the past 2 weeks.

No plans to return to Joy, until the sticks come out of their greedy entitled asses.

Datycfs.

Decided to try a place that just opened up about month and a half ago that's close to my work off fourth plain. I stood in for an Eastern promise on Labor day.

Walk in and a amen comes and gets me she was wearing yoga shorts, a bit thick not the prettiest face. I got an hour for 6 and stripped down. The massage was actually good and deep but no teasing until right before the flip.

She went and got a hot towel wiped me off then had me flip, I was semi hard and she asked if it was OK to massage there. I said yes and she oiled up and started stroking away. I exploded and shot my first squirt up which landed close to my chest. She cleaned me up did a little massage on the front to finish the time.

Heard another girl taking in another client so might be interested in seeing if she is more my taste otherwise I have better spots to go to.

Was out on that side of town a couple of weeks ago and decided to stop by to see what the hype was about.

Showed up on a weekday around 7 ish and was greeted by probably 40's Chinese lady that was fully clothed watching her drama's. I think she was the only one working at the time. Agreed for 1 hour and paid. The place does have a shower which is always nice.

After going back to the room she changed into a dress and put her hair down so that was a great sign. The massage was okay and short maybe 20 minutes? After that came down to business. Ask what I was looking for, I said boom boom and she said they don't do that there. Offered BJ and for 120 but got it down to 80. The service was okay, I wouldn't consider it a real BJ as she just barely had the tip in her mouth and was trying to cover it up her hands and stroking Technics. Not the best but not the greatest, I don't think I'll be returning when I can find better ROI out there. I ask for her name and she wouldn't tell me but she looks familiar, maybe from EZ foot last year?

Heading back to the Clackamas area I was going to drive by Yoyo. Looks like they didn't put too much effort into building this place out for the business. Yuyo was watching her anime when I came in and lead me to the room. First sight of Yuyu was she was pretty hot and a dirty Asian porn star way. Dyed green hair, and red dress with nice ass and tits. Before sitting down she got straight to the point and ask what I wanted? Was not interested in wasting time on the massage. I said table shower and everything, the house was 6 and her she wanted 14. She was sexy so I didn't argue but my mistake was paying so far in advance.

They had a make shift table shower that was also located in the kitchen so that was a little odd. Pretty standard table shower and was over pretty quick. After going back to the room she she took off her sexy red dress and sprayed herself down with what she told me was Alcohol and water to disinfect herself. She also sprayed me and wipe me down which burned like crazy! Okay so I'm thinking super safety its okay she's hot its going to be worth it.

At this time I'm super limp after the burning hot alcohol wipe down. She starts to put the hat on my limp buddy and I stop her and was like, hey can we do the oral portion with no hat. She freaks out on me calls me crazy and said its going to cost 3 ! I'm like wow really, I'm not coming back next time and she says that is fine, don't come back I don't need you. Wow at this point I'm thinking to myself fuck I already paid and now this is the direction its going. So I go along with it and about 30 seconds she stops and tells me to put it in. I'm like dude I'm not even hard yet and she's like its okay just put it in. I said no a little bit more and she sighs and goes for another min or so. So after this she lays down and tells me to get on top. I mean she's still hot but I was so turned off about her attitude and trying to rush everything. I try to get her to switch positions and she would not switch no matter how much I ask, super lazy!. So I'm just like whatever I'm over. I got to the point where I finish but didn't tell her because I wanted to drag it out to annoy her even more LOL.

Pretty bad experience which sucks cause she's hot. Has anybody tried the other girl that works there?

Visited the same place the Red Rose spa. No waiting just taken in to one of the rooms and asked to get comfortable by Coco. The door wasn't fully closed and Coco wasn't shy about being in the room while I was getting comfortable. She started the massage and immediately went south and started massaging the ass and running her fingers lightly through the crack. She gave a good strong massage for about 30 minutes or so and then started on my legs and reaching between them to play with the boys.

At this point we were almost 40 minutes into the session when she asked me to wait and went out to get a hot towel to wipe off all the oil from my back. Once that was done, I flipped and immediately she started on making me happy. I reached inside the top and she lifted freed her babies for me to play with. She would not pull her pants down even though I asked. "For top inside and for bottom only outside". All this time there was no discussion about the tip! After the ending gave a tip and did not increase even though she asked. Overall 70+30.

I'm looking for an amazing FS where the girls actually try to ride you and you can go on town on them. Also where they don't rush you in 5-10 min and they stop and offer a HJ to finish the job. Pm if interested!

I tried texting this one and got some strange replies so I called her. To my surprise she answered. She sounded sweet and she told me it was 150-4-60. But I heard some guy in the background groaning and making weird noises. A boyfriend maybe IDK. I moved on.

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After a break from the hobby, thought I'd visit a place I haven't gone to for a very long time. Skinny gal was out front hanging out on the sofa. Went for the hour and got a decent massage. BBJ then to HJ finish, thought she would CIM but she quickly changed to the HJ. Somewhat regretted the DATY as it wasn't that enjoyable. As I was leaving, caught the other girl returning to the room next door and wish I had her as she was better looking.

Afterwards thought I hit up another place that was new to me to make my return to the hobby more special by trying a two visit outing but how busy the area was killed the mood for me so I didn't bother. I'll try the place on another day.

Saw an ad on RR for a new place so went over to scout. Thought I'd have a nice day there but when I got there and rang the door bell, got no answer even with waiting for a bit. Decided to leave and got at least half a block away and thought I heard the door finally open but decided not to turn back to check. Place has no signs other than a lit up open sign. Building is configured a bit weird but it works to keep the AMP discreet. I'll probably make another trip when I have the time.

I don't post often, mostly only if I have a really good experience or a really bad one. Well, I just had a really bad one! I will try to make this somewhat short.

I went Eastside, 18**7 on 99 E. I stopped by for a recon mission awhile back and was impressed with the very pretty girl that greeted me. She was wearing a very loose fitting, short dress, and had great looking C's! I had no money at the time so I told her I would return. So I finally did yesterday. It was a different girl but pretty much the same attire and looks. She brings me to a room, I pay. 7 for hr. I get ready and sit on the side of the bed. She returns and gives me a big hug with lots of roaming. So I'm thinking things are going good. She has me lay down and starts with a pretty lame massage. Didn't even use any oil! There was some teasing, so I still had my hopes up. She has me flip then starts negotiating. She wants. 8 for HJ! I said "I don't think so and handed her. 4. She gets very butt hurt and I'm about ready to leave and she says, OK. 6. I let my little head do the thinking and agreed. I am still pissed at the little head for that! She sat down by my thighs almost out of reach and started with the HJ. She wouldn't even pop the girls out for a feel! She kept saying I want that, I pay more. I finally talked her into it, but like I say, she was pretty much out of reach anyways. I finished up and she did the clean up, then acts like we're done! With still a half hour left! Just to irritate her, I told her I want the rest of my hour! She gave me more of that lame massage for about 25 more minutes, and I told her, "Ok, I'm done!" Then I got dressed and as I was leaving, she tried acting all sweet to me then. I asked her name, it sounded like wife, or why, but I think she was just saying that because she knew I wanted it so I could give her a bad review.

Definitely not returning! Way to much upsell!

[QUOTE=Abkbk;5537706]After a break from the hobby, thought I'd visit a place I haven't gone to for a very long time. Skinny gal was out front hanging out on the sofa. Went for the hour and got a decent massage. BBJ then to HJ finish, thought she would CIM but she quickly changed to the HJ. Somewhat regretted the DATY as it wasn't that enjoyable. As I was leaving, caught the other girl returning to the room next door and wish I had her as she was better looking.

Afterwards thought I hit up another place that was new to me to make my return to the hobby more special by trying a two visit outing but how busy the area was killed the mood for me so I didn't bother. I'll try the place on another day.

Saw an ad on RR for a new place so went over to scout. Thought I'd have a nice day there but when I got there and rang the door bell, got no answer even with waiting for a bit. Decided to leave and got at least half a block away and thought I heard the door finally open but decided not to turn back to check. Place has no signs other than a lit up open sign. Building is configured a bit weird but it works to keep the AMP discreet. I'll probably make another trip when I have the time.[/QUOTE]Would be an amazing review if there was even a hint of where these places were. Especially curious about the last one, as I only know of one spot that has a doorbell that is actually used.

[QUOTE=DrexDiggler2;5538275]Would be an amazing review if there was even a hint of where these places were. Especially curious about the last one, as I only know of one spot that has a doorbell that is actually used.[/QUOTE]Agree, don't see the point of posting a review that does not identify the shops.

Are more and more places using the hand sanitizer wipe down. It might be fine for the hands but my god the shaft and balls hurt like hell when doused in that. We all need to say no to that or use some neutral substance.

Others have the same experience.

Feeling backed up. Might hit up any fun places this weekend.

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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Yet your post complaining about them was fine?

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