Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WildWilly68;1267027]Is that across from the Fractured Prune, sorta kinda?[/QUOTE]Further down HR near Palmisano's. Google has a PIC.

GTR

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1267318]I think you sound disappointed. And not because you got a bad massage.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/QUOTE]Too funny. You're really bad!

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3;1266250]Perhaps someone out there can help. I was walking Harford Road with my wife, and when I passed 8604 Harford, an old White house that has a Bradford Bank sign out front, I noticed that there was a banner in the window that says massage and a neon open sign that was not lit up due to the hurricane power outage. I have checked the forum and checked CL and BP. I haven't noticed any new spas listed. This is a tough one for me since it is very close to my house, but would be interested in knowing for sure if this is new talent in the area. Thanks for any help you can provide. LP[/QUOTE]They have an ad on craigslist today:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2576726084.html.[/url]

I may TOFTT this afternoon, if so I'll report.

[QUOTE=WiseTroll; 1268597]They have an ad on craigslist today:

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2576726084.html.[/url]

I may TOFTT this afternoon, if so I'll report.[/QUOTE]No they don't.

[QUOTE=Travelure; 1266699]Against my better judgement I went to Jasmine one afternoon, it being close to work and what not. First day I reached and the mmsn opened the door and said that sorry we are full, I asked how much time will it take, she said long time. Kike an idiot I went back the next day. Mmsn took me in, no acknowledgement of my having come there earlier.

Anyway, she put me in the cubby and then it took forever anyone to come in. By then I was a little irritated since this was a short excursion out from work, so I said hhr when mmsn came to ask. Finally in walks a tranny. He / she (it) proceeded to joke with me in a masculine voice. By then I was already sick of the whole thing, so I said, lets just see how bad this can get. Well I got a horrible, casual and basically harsh massage. In between the mmsn talked with this tranny through the bedsheet that hung on the cubby no less than 4 times, as if it was just incidental that I was paying my hard earned money to get harshly kneeded by IT.

Now I was waiting to see what would happen next. Well what happened takes the cake, suddenly the mmsn said something in korean, IT proceeded to slap my butt and say massage over. Bye. And left. Just left and disappeared.

But I left out the worst part, IT used a kind of cream to massage me, no unscented oil but some kind of cheap white cream which left me all sticky AND stinky. I felt horrible, but worse, now I could not get back to work without also reeking of this horrible stench. Had to drive all the way home and take a shower and then go back to work.

My worst AMP experience to date! And its not that great a story either, just a pathetic experience. Don't go there.[/QUOTE]Wow you stayed with a Tranny working on you? I would have taken that as an immediate sign to ask for a refund and leave.

[QUOTE=Satya;1255567]I went to 8910 on Thursday and was greeted by Kelly. She says that this is her first gig but of course I don't think so by the way she swung my lead. Her massage skills are terrific. She said she was schooled in Chinese massage by a Chinese therapeutic massage school in New York and I believe her. I have seen her twice and will return before her stint in Baltimore is up on Tuesday. Give her a try.[/QUOTE]Satya thanks for the advice. I saw her on the Sunday morning you noted and she is everything you described! She was going to NYC but said should hopefully be back in a few weeks.

[QUOTE=Satya;1268865]No they don't.[/QUOTE]Yes they do.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2576726084.html[/url]

[QUOTE=WiseTroll;1268597]I may TOFTT this afternoon, if so I'll report.[/QUOTE]Troll,

Report back if you had a chance to stop by this place. I'm always interested to hear about new places. And there does seem to be quite a few new places lately. I drove by 8604 earlier today (no time to stop). Boy, this place ain't subtle. Big ol' sign right on Harford Road,"MASSAGE","TABLE SHOWER". Quite a step up from the ol' anonymous lit "open" sign by the front door.

Don't know why, but my gut feeling is that this is just going to be another average AMP. But then again, most of them fall into average; some with glimpses of outstanding few and far between.

BD

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1268956]Satya thanks for the advice. I saw her on the Sunday morning you noted and she is everything you described! She was going to NYC but said should hopefully be back in a few weeks.[/QUOTE]Thanks again for info I hit this place Friday. She is a lot fun

Plus the damages are low

Enjoyed breakfast at ML with Julie. We both had a big breakfast and she never ceases to amaze me. Her attitude is definitely a 10. Looks are about a 7 but the rest is 10 all the way. I like them real and she is that. The menu is complete with no dickering.

Last night, I visited Jessica in Reisterstown. I've stopped by about 20 times and left happy every time. An earlier poster complained about her massage. She's good but not great. We've developed a relationship and with some of the girls that makes the difference between a good visit and a not so good visit. Occasionally, we complain about their attitudes. I've heard many a complaint from the girls about the attitude of those that frequent their establishments. Treat them nice and, most of them, will treat you nice right back.

Well, I just had to check it out. TOFFT sort of. I had to know if this was going to be another JHH or ML. Nope. Just a R&T shop. Kind of on par with Yoyo. Very good deep tissue rub (got every minute I paid for) by an older provider wearing regular street clothes followed by HE.

Not sure if I would go again. Nothing was bad about it. But it's basically the same product that you can get from any of the other places on Harford Road. Too bad too, becuase I had JHH up next on the rotation. Need to save and make a stop there soon!

Again with the sign. Kind of has me baffled. Brings too much attention. I don't think that LE cares, becuase honestly, they already know who and where all the AMP's are. It's the average citizen that I'm concerned about. Anyone read that article about Elite geting raided? There were quotes in there about the locals having no idea that this place was in their neighborhood. I like to keep it that way. I think complaints from the locals will get a place shut down way quicker.

BD

Or maybe a phone number please?

[QUOTE=JohnnyPassion; 1269895]Enjoyed breakfast at ML with Julie. We both had a big breakfast and she never ceases to amaze me. Her attitude is definitely a 10. Looks are about a 7 but the rest is 10 all the way. I like them real and she is that. The menu is complete with no dickering.

Last night, I visited Jessica in Reisterstown. I've stopped by about 20 times and left happy every time. An earlier poster complained about her massage. She's good but not great. We've developed a relationship and with some of the girls that makes the difference between a good visit and a not so good visit. Occasionally, we complain about their attitudes. I've heard many a complaint from the girls about the attitude of those that frequent their establishments. Treat them nice and, most of them, will treat you nice right back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Elibom;1270058]Or maybe a phone number please?[/QUOTE]From Backpage Quite simply what fine, mature Gentlemen need to relax in today's unsettled world.

Call for your appointment at 443-XXX-1593, please no text message or e-mail, thank you.

Poster's age: 28.

• Location: nw balt co

Just came from JHH. Parked in the back of the place and it was no cars back there. I could hear the girls in there arguing about something and it was getting a little heated. I knocked on the door and they got very quiet. The girls went into another room and "Sherry" answered the door. Got a 1/2hr session and she joked and explained about all the talking saying that it has been slow and that they were bored etc. Paid the fee and the massage began. I would rate it about a 7. It got better before the flip. Massage lasted about 14 minutes and then the flip. She kind of went straight forward and asked what I wanted today. I just got the standard HE. Was pretty good and quick but I could still hear the girls arguing back in the living room area. Once finished she walked me out to the living room where the girls were and they all stopped, smiled and laughed because they know I could hear all the arguing. I finally met Lucy who was in the group and she got up and gave me a big hug. I told them I would be back very soon. Next time I will ask for Lucy. If anyone is up and thinking about going tonight, it is a ghost town and slow out there and you can have your pick. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1269978]Well, I just had to check it out. TOFFT sort of. I had to know if this was going to be another JHH or ML. Nope. Just a R&T shop. Kind of on par with Yoyo. Very good deep tissue rub (got every minute I paid for) by an older provider wearing regular street clothes followed by HE.

Not sure if I would go again. Nothing was bad about it. But it's basically the same product that you can get from any of the other places on Harford Road. Too bad too, becuase I had JHH up next on the rotation. Need to save and make a stop there soon!

Again with the sign. Kind of has me baffled. Brings too much attention. I don't think that LE cares, becuase honestly, they already know who and where all the AMP's are. It's the average citizen that I'm concerned about. Anyone read that article about Elite geting raided? There were quotes in there about the locals having no idea that this place was in their neighborhood. I like to keep it that way. I think complaints from the locals will get a place shut down way quicker.

BD[/QUOTE]Went there today before I saw that you had this posted; I have to agree with your comments. Its just like another YoYo but I think YoYo gives a better massage. In any case, I was also suprise they were right across the school with that big sign. I wasn't satisifed after going here so I stopped by JH and it was the best as always. I had Lucy and she treated me well as she treats everyone. And yes the place was pretty dead for weekend afternoon which suprised me. I guess everyone in town either was at the car races or out of town for the last weekend at the beach.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1270632]Just came from JHH. Parked in the back of the place and it was no cars back there. I could hear the girls in there arguing about something and it was getting a little heated. I knocked on the door and they got very quiet. The girls went into another room and "Sherry" answered the door. Got a 1/2hr session and she joked and explained about all the talking saying that it has been slow and that they were bored etc. Paid the fee and the massage began. I would rate it about a 7. It got better before the flip. Massage lasted about 14 minutes and then the flip. She kind of went straight forward and asked what I wanted today. I just got the standard HE. Was pretty good and quick but I could still hear the girls arguing back in the living room area. Once finished she walked me out to the living room where the girls were and they all stopped, smiled and laughed because they know I could hear all the arguing. I finally met Lucy who was in the group and she got up and gave me a big hug. I told them I would be back very soon. Next time I will ask for Lucy. If anyone is up and thinking about going tonight, it is a ghost town and slow out there and you can have your pick. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I also went this weekend and agree that it seemed pretty quiet. It was also quiet the last time I went a few weeks ago. I hope it doesn't go from 4 to 2 choices. If everyone goes and requests Lucy (as I did) , no wonder they are arguing. Service was excellent as usual. Lucy said she'd be leaving last night and would return in another month or so.

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1270699]Went there today before I saw that you had this posted; I have to agree with your comments. Its just like another YoYo but I think YoYo gives a better massage. In any case, I was also suprise they were right across the school with that big sign. I wasn't satisifed after going here so I stopped by JH and it was the best as always. I had Lucy and she treated me well as she treats everyone. And yes the place was pretty dead for weekend afternoon which suprised me. I guess everyone in town either was at the car races or out of town for the last weekend at the beach.[/QUOTE]The old Parkville Elementary is now a senior center. I would think that the other two by the beltway would have problems, They're almost right next to a school. My $.02.

GTR

I stopped by Blue Sky today for an early lunch. Lucky, I called in advance and set up an appointment with my favorite gal. Good thing because the doorbell never stopped ringing while I was there. They sent guys away. In the end, I got what I wanted, but my lady friend sent me away early with a sorry, and a promise for extra time next time. That is okay because I have had a ninety minute hour in the past when they weren't busy.

I will bet you the spa will be slow by the end of the week, as all the hobbyists will have taken care of business early in the week.

If you go there, do as I do and ask for an extra towell. Then put the new one on the table.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1271478]I stopped by Blue Sky today for an early lunch. Lucky, I called in advance and set up an appointment with my favorite gal. Good thing because the doorbell never stopped ringing while I was there. They sent guys away. In the end, I got what I wanted, but my lady friend sent me away early with a sorry, and a promise for extra time next time. That is okay because I have had a ninety minute hour in the past when they weren't busy.

I will bet you the spa will be slow by the end of the week, as all the hobbyists will have taken care of business early in the week.

If you go there, do as I do and ask for an extra towell. Then put the new one on the table.[/QUOTE]Didn't you know that a rainy day brings EVERYBODY out for massage. Good news Cindy back at JHH and Anna back in October the fall will never be better.

With all this rain, I thought I would go for a swim in the green ocean. Surprisingly the girl that I was with was not fat or old. Her name was Kitty. Maybe early / mid 30s. Thin / small frame. Not bad looking. $ for FS. If seniors need details, feel free to PM me. (seniors are NOT people with under 20 posts. LOL)

Be safe out there

Natty BohNER

With all due respect to the recent report of a good experience there, I had bad one recently I feel a need to report. Provider was a 5-6, shoulder length hair, about 5'5 /120 lbs., maybe late 30s-early 40s, more rules than a schoolteacher, no massage, just five minutes of tickling and the flip.

I"m going to avoid this place until they have a change in staff - or better yet, avoid it permanently and stick with JHH.

Rapid

[QUOTE=Natty Bohner; 1272385]With all this rain, I thought I would go for a swim in the green ocean. Surprisingly the girl that I was with was not fat or old. Her name was Kitty. Maybe early / mid 30s. Thin / small frame. Not bad looking. $ for FS. If seniors need details, feel free to PM me. (seniors are NOT people with under 20 posts. LOL)

Be safe out there

Natty BohNER[/QUOTE]They finally have a younger woman there I see. I have to admit that there is one older provider there who I like because she has very good hands and seems to be very experienced. I need to take another trip to the ocean to sample her skills.

I am new to the site and forums in general. I just recently started to get interested in the whole Massage Parlor fetish, I have been reading some of the post from you all and it seems like you have some pretty good experiences in doing so. I was interested if anyone could lead me in the right direction as this is my first time going to a AMP, I am in the Glen Burnie area if anyone has solid leads send me a private message with any information! I look forward to sharing some experiences with you all.

Has anyone tried in yet@8604? Looks like a nice place.

Can't believe they are so bold with their outdoor advertising.

[QUOTE=WildWilly68; 1272818]Has anyone tried in [email]yet@8604[/email]? Looks like a nice place.

Can't believe they are so bold with their outdoor advertising.[/QUOTE]Yes. Just like yoyo.

[QUOTE=WildWilly68; 1272818]Has anyone tried in [email]yet@8604[/email]? Looks like a nice place.

Can't believe they are so bold with their outdoor advertising.[/QUOTE]I know. I think they give you the massage in that large store window LOL. And close the curtain on the flip. YOYO had a big sign up when she opened. It's insane!

It was reported earlier that the place does not meet our "full" requirements.

After saying I would never go back there; got a buzz, got horny and went by. I called and my favorite Julia was there with Laura. I booked Julia, saw Laura when I walked in, she is hot. WHen I saw Julia I couldn't believe it. I hadn't seen her in a couple of years. She must have gain 30-40 pounds. I was committed at that point but one of the reasons I pay what I do is to watch a hot chick rub me down then get me cleaned out. The service was fine and she let all kinds of roaming. She does know hw to give you a good HE. But holy smokes she was big. She was the hottest one there at one point.

[QUOTE=Massagame; 1272921]I know. I think they give you the massage in that large store window LOL. And close the curtain on the flip. YOYO had a big sign up when she opened. It's insane!

It was reported earlier that the place does not meet our "full" requirements.[/QUOTE]How does it not meet "full" requirements?

Just called ML to see when they close. She said midnight. This may be old news but I did not see any reference to it skimming through the last 3 pages . Tiffany is gone. I asked for her out of curiosity since I will be in the area next week. Was told she was on "long vacation". Read a post a page or two back. Perhaps Julie is the one to ask for upon entering.

Visited Kyotu in the evening. It is located on Annapolis road. .7 for the massage and. 4 for HJ. The girl was asking 1. 0 for full service with your own covers. Did not have my covers on me, so just took the HJ. The FS seemed a little pricier though. The massage was good though.

MikedD. I miss Tiffany too. But, if you'll check my previous posts, you'll see that Julie is highly recommended by me. Great attitude and never a question about what's on the menu. Face is about a 7 but the rest is award winning. Especially if you like it real.

[QUOTE=Jay Lexington;1273312]Visited Kyotu in the evening. It is located on Annapolis road. .7 for the massage and. 4 for HJ. The girl was asking 1. 0 for full service with your own covers. Did not have my covers on me, so just took the HJ. The FS seemed a little pricier though. The massage was good though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnyPassion;1273482]MikedD. I miss Tiffany too. But, if you'll check my previous posts, you'll see that Julie is highly recommended by me. Great attitude and never a question about what's on the menu. Face is about a 7 but the rest is award winning. Especially if you like it real.[/QUOTE]Haven't posted in many moons, but getting back into the game. Based on intel here, I hit Kyoto this week to kill some time while the roads were closed due to flooding. I saw "Jenny" and had a nice time. Shower was exceptional and massagi was quite good, as well. I probably paid too much for an HJ at. 8, but it was fully nude with some TF and shaft and ball licking. She got on top and feigned CG while stroking to get me to completion. I haven't shot that much in a long time, it was flying all over the place. I would definitely return.

OG

Why does it seem that whenever I go to JHH I end up with the least attractive of the bunch? Last night I visited and saw Sherry who was probably late 30's and attractive. When I showed up she was the only girl unoccupied as there was just one other girl there. The massage was excellent, although short at 25 minutes (paid for hour) and the service what what was expected although I've definitely had better there as Sherry was really faking it and asked me to finish a whole bunch of times. Oh well. It definitely accomplished what I was looking for.

[QUOTE=WildWilly68;1273003]How does it not meet "full" requirements?[/QUOTE]If you were doing word association, and somebody said the word "full" what would your answer be. My next comment will depend on your answer.

GTR
P.S.
In Escorts thread, is says "no comments or commentary" for a reason.

Saw Julie the other day. If you've been waiting to see her she's only here until the 25th, she's a sweetheart so be nice to her. I don't know if the roof leaked with the storms but it didn't smell to good in there. Not for those that like a lite massage.

[QUOTE=Lvillig;1273723]Why does it seem that whenever I go to JHH I end up with the least attractive of the bunch? Last night I visited and saw Sherry who was probably late 30's and attractive. When I showed up she was the only girl unoccupied as there was just one other girl there. The massage was excellent, although short at 25 minutes (paid for hour) and the service what what was expected although I've definitely had better there as Sherry was really faking it and asked me to finish a whole bunch of times. Oh well. It definitely accomplished what I was looking for.[/QUOTE]I had her last time myself. It was a pretty good session but I think it was because it was such a slow night when I went. I went for the 30 minute and I think it may have been about 15 minutes. Was making a decision on if I should go their tonight or just try another spot.

[QUOTE=Lvillig;1273723]Why does it seem that whenever I go to JHH I end up with the least attractive of the bunch? Last night I visited and saw Sherry who was probably late 30's and attractive. When I showed up she was the only girl unoccupied as there was just one other girl there. The massage was excellent, although short at 25 minutes (paid for hour) and the service what what was expected although I've definitely had better there as Sherry was really faking it and asked me to finish a whole bunch of times. Oh well. It definitely accomplished what I was looking for.[/QUOTE]Surprised because they really seem into pleasing everyone there. You have to call to see if they are busy. I usually call ask for cindy, I waiting for anna to come back in October BBBJ always. Now that it is football season tivo the game and go to jh. Always slow then. Also they are usually open really late till after 1am.

Jhh-something isn't the same. Yesterday I didn't get the same friendly service and attention to detail as usual. Sort of cold, mechanical. Second time in 3 weeks it was like this. One of my favorite masseuses, too. Very disappointed.

[QUOTE=Paul Hahn3;1276385]Jhh-something isn't the same. Yesterday I didn't get the same friendly service and attention to detail as usual. Sort of cold, mechanical. Second time in 3 weeks it was like this. One of my favorite masseuses, too. Very disappointed.[/QUOTE]Which one? So I'll know to avoid. Sessions vary from time to time. Maybe you caught her at the wrong time. I've often wondered if there is a best time to go. Some people do there best work early in the day. I prefer after dark.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1276483]Which one? So I'll know to avoid. Sessions vary from time to time. Maybe you caught her at the wrong time. I've often wondered if there is a best time to go. Some people do there best work early in the day. I prefer after dark.[/QUOTE]When Lily isn't there they seem to freestyle it. I've always had good results from Lucy, Victoria, and Bonnie. Some of the newer girls just want to move you out as soon as they can, or are so new they don't know what to do without supervision. Always best to call in advance and ask for lineup.

GTR