General Reports

I actually extended the one day streak by having drinks and the opportunity to go to dinner with on previously aforesaid legendary Ms. Bouvier and she brought along her friend and mine, one who is a true legend. She was not the wildest, craziest girl in the game, but over a 4 or5 year stretch I would venture to say she was the busiest and most favorite provider in town, one whom I never met anyone who didn't like her, a lot, and it seemed her fans were not only legion, they were regular to the point of the exclusion of all others. She was the one woman everyone who met her wanted for their real GF. And there is still no doubt why even though she has been mostly gone for couple of years. She is still absolutely beautiful in the most natural of ways, and she is engaging, interesting, fantastic to spend time with. I have to wonder why I didn't see her more, LOL, other than her schedule always seemed booked for months. She is a serious keeper. Looks like the slot for the next ex-Mrs. Ilapp is going to be unexpectedly open so. Listen to me, I prattle on like a little sissy boy, wait, there was a different and more appropriate term for that back in my folks day, you know just after the dinosaurs went extinct, wish I could remember what it was, mmmmmm?

The really crazy part is that had schedules aligned just a little better, I was very close to adding a stunning young lady who after the last year plus in town could be headed for her own legendary status, easily one of if not the best in this part of the world, and also with her a young terribly cute ex pornstar. Hard to believe that day could get any better, but it had potential.

And as for now, I am going to climb back under the rock I slithered out from, except for maybe one soon to be last hurrah, and stay. However, if I am right, along with someone else, you might really want to keep an eye out for a few days, I just might be on to something.

[QUOTE=Kevrob911;2840762]Last May I posted a lot about my Vegas exploits. I highly recommend you go back and read them. Starting at about May-12-2015.

I've already PM'd some on this thread, but let me give you this ONE recommendation:

I've seen her 3 times in two LV visits and she's fucking awesome-- Brianna Elite / Brianna Wildman.

Former porn star. Body of 20+ yr old with attitude of mature lady.

I'd be broke or married to her if I lived in Vegas.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the info on Brianna.

I looked on both the Indy & LV sites beginning 12 May of last year. Under the "general category"and didn't find anything? Was I looking correctly? Sorry to be a pain.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2841170]LOL. It actually got better. As for the key, well I guess that is not for me to answer, probably best to check with the gate keeper.[/QUOTE]Wow. It did get better. Are you sure the old ticker can handle all this excitement? BTW I did have a conversation with the gatekeeper and it seems that even though copies of the key may of been made.

It really is not like the original where that key fit perfect every time.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2842564]Wow. It did get better. Are you sure the old ticker can handle all this excitement? BTW I did have a conversation with the gatekeeper and it seems that even though copies of the key may of been made.

It really is not like the original where that key fit perfect every time.[/QUOTE]If there are copies of the key, I'd like to bid for one.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2842769]If there are copies of the key, I'd like to bid for one.[/QUOTE]You have WAY too many copies of keys already. I'm not sure you know what goes with which gate. Ha.

That's my 1/2 evil side coming out. LOL.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2842872]You have WAY too many copies of keys already. I'm not sure you know what goes with which gate. Ha.

That's my 1/2 evil side coming out. LOL.[/QUOTE]Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes. Ha ha.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2840251]Today I had the opportunity to see not one but three legendary providers. Two at once and then later.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2841205]I actually extended the one day streak by having drinks and the opportunity to go to dinner with on previously aforesaid legendary Ms. Bouvier and she brought along her friend and mine, one who is a true legend. The really crazy part is that had schedules aligned just a little better, I was very close to adding a stunning young lady also with her a young terribly cute ex pornstar.[/QUOTE]I'm glad I can read Ilapp because with all your visitations you still left High and Dry. I did get to see Selma's pussy and all I can say is Meow. Now stop rejoicing over our misfortunes and making us all eat crow. By the way for somebody who is retired you sure do get around a lot!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2843104]I'm glad I can read Ilapp because with all your visitations you still left High and Dry. I did get to see Selma's pussy and all I can say is Meow. Now stop rejoicing over our misfortunes and making us all eat crow. By the way for somebody who is retired you sure do get around a lot![/QUOTE]Got tossed out on the bone pile, no fixed retirement income anymore. I was actually very high when leaving, not all was dry thankfully. Maybe I will gloat tomorrow. LOL. Got me for a sec with the pussy line, I am Old and slow it seems.

As a stated earlier I was going to take some time off. I decided to give Jordan another chance and see if we could make things work. I had seen her 2 times previously in Btown at her incall and everything was great. Then I get the could you help me with some money and I'll work out a deal, wasn't asking for much so no problem and we all no don't give it if you expect it back. Not a problem, over the next few weeks we try to schedule but can't get them to jive. Finally last week she sets up appt with me sets time and location, I arrive and my text app isn't working so I finally call her and talk to her she gives me room number and says give me 2 min. I wait go up she lets me in and apologizes for everything I say no big deal things happen. Then she says there is someone outside waiting could you leave and come back after, yeah right I'm here now he's outside I'm not going to wait on him.

I give my last and final chance today and when I get there she doesn't even have a room when she told me she worked all day yesterday. She then had another story today which if true I hope she is ok she could have been hurt, bottom line 3 hrs during for nothing.

On a positive she is a sweetheart and to all that enjoy her keep doing so but my days are done as I decided and she confirmed with her final words "you know what go fuck yourself".

Is Jordan compromised? I have text her before never any answers but then out of the blue today she texts me and starts identifying herself and hinting at appts. Just a word of warning or questioning really?

[QUOTE=Fireman469;2844868]Is Jordan compromised? I have text her before never any answers but then out of the blue today she texts me and starts identifying herself and hinting at appts. Just a word of warning or questioning really?[/QUOTE]I received a text from her stating that she had ran out of minutes on her other phone (317) A. See. This one was with 812 A. See. I wondered the same, but have received from that # before. Just lonely I think.

[QUOTE=Fireman469;2844868]Is Jordan compromised? I have text her before never any answers but then out of the blue today she texts me and starts identifying herself and hinting at appts. Just a word of warning or questioning really?[/QUOTE]Jordan is safe to see not helping anyone needing money I'm assuming, don't fear for your safety still the same sweet heart you know go see her.

As you may have read, I have been a great fan of Jordan's, but something is certainly up. She seems to be spinning (possibly out of control). Three times in the last week she has flaked out or stood me up only to give me a song and a dance each time. She has had a real hard time telling me the truth during this time frame as well. I kept trying to give her the benefit of doubt but this evening I lost any hope that I had she might be trying. I am done unless she can grow up or rid herself of whatever is hindering her reliability. BTW I have seen ZERO signs of any pharm problems. Hope she gets things together.

Had a great dream with Jordan yesterday. She's as enthusiastic as ever. She did mention physical aches related to a recent car wreck in addition to $ issues / hotel room.

Hope things turn around for her soon.

She does have two numbers 317/812.

[QUOTE=Trench1969;2845450]As you may have read, I have been a great fan of Jordan's, but something is certainly up. She seems to be spinning (possibly out of control). Three times in the last week she has flaked out or stood me up only to give me a song and a dance each time. She has had a real hard time telling me the truth during this time frame as well. I kept trying to give her the benefit of doubt but this evening I lost any hope that I had she might be trying. I am done unless she can grow up or rid herself of whatever is hindering her reliability. BTW I have seen ZERO signs of any pharm problems. Hope she gets things together.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Inndy1;2844842]As a stated earlier I was going to take some time off. I decided to give Jordan another chance and see if we could make things work. I had seen her 2 times previously in Btown at her incall and everything was great. Then I get the could you help me with some money and I'll work out a deal, wasn't asking for much so no problem and we all no don't give it if you expect it back. Not a problem, over the next few weeks we try to schedule but can't get them to jive. Finally last week she sets up appt with me sets time and location, I arrive and my text app isn't working so I finally call her and talk to her she gives me room number and says give me 2 min. I wait go up she lets me in and apologizes for everything I say no big deal things happen. Then she says there is someone outside waiting could you leave and come back after, yeah right I'm here now he's outside I'm not going to wait on him.

I give my last and final chance today and when I get there she doesn't even have a room when she told me she worked all day yesterday. She then had another story today which if true I hope she is ok she could have been hurt, bottom line 3 hrs during for nothing.

On a positive she is a sweetheart and to all that enjoy her keep doing so but my days are done as I decided and she confirmed with her final words "you know what go fuck yourself".[/QUOTE]She tells you to go fuck yourself and you call her a sweetheart after she does you like that? I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her overrated skinny ass, but I would bet my life she isn't all that she thinks she is. A sweetheart. Lmao.

Guys. This is the general reports. If you are giving it a review, move it to that thread. If you are bitching, move it to The Prickyard.

Indy Guy.

[QUOTE=Batman317;2846498]She tells you to go fuck yourself and you call her a sweetheart after she does you like that? I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her overrated skinny ass, but I would bet my life she isn't all that she thinks she is. A sweetheart. Lmao.[/QUOTE]To Prickyard.

MoonTooth is now a Senior. That's about as general as it gets.

Best,

MT.

[QUOTE=MoonTooth;2847567]MoonTooth is now a Senior. That's about as general as it gets.

Best,

MT.[/QUOTE]Yeah, me too. Happy to be there.

[QUOTE=MoonTooth;2847567]MoonTooth is now a Senior. That's about as general as it gets.

Best,

MT.[/QUOTE]So this post makes you a General as well as a senior. Attention all you plebes there is new leadership on the board! Welcome to senior hood.

Uh Oh, two generals who will lead us? Well one is a HunterGatherer so he takes point.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2847589]So this post makes you a General as well as a senior. Attention all you plebes there is new leadership on the board! Welcome to senior hood.

Uh Oh, two generals who will lead us? Well one is a HunterGatherer so he takes point.[/QUOTE]This is not a jab at MT or HG but they can be generals all they want. Per a certain provider in town, a handful of us are royalty.

Indy Guy.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2847636]This is not a jab at MT or HG but they can be generals all they want. Per a certain provider in town, a handful of us are royalty.

Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]I'm happy to follow the lead of the others here. It's where I learned most of what I know. (Other than technique, that is).

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2847636]This is not a jab at MT or HG but they can be generals all they want. Per a certain provider in town, a handful of us are royalty.

Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]Now now IG you weren't supposed to let that out. LOL. Legendary or royalty as one may say. King, Prince, etc. There is Only one that is the original gatekeeper. LOL.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2847636]This is not a jab at MT or HG but they can be generals all they want. Per a certain provider in town, a handful of us are royalty.

Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]As long as the Generals keep away from my Privates, we'll get along fine.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2847663]As long as the Generals keep away from my Privates, we'll get along fine.[/QUOTE]I assume you mean the female privates or is it the private parts of females? Either way you are the Commander in Chief so I hope the generals orders have been cleared through you, LOL. Just remember that after tomorrow Ilapp is a retired Vet. He and I will be playing checkers at the local VFW. We like it there because the female bartenders are Irish and Asian.

I wouldn't suggest seeing Adriana today. She just got booked.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-new-number-same-fun-time-come-be-my-partner-in-crime/15214075[/URL]

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2847727]I wouldn't suggest seeing Adriana today. She just got booked.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-new-number-same-fun-time-come-be-my-partner-in-crime/15214075[/URL][/QUOTE]That's like two for three on Indy providers I've reviewed on this board lately. Geez!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2847678]I assume you mean the female privates or is it the private parts of females? Either way you are the Commander in Chief so I hope the generals orders have been cleared through you, LOL. Just remember that after tomorrow Ilapp is a retired Vet. He and I will be playing checkers at the local VFW. We like it there because the female bartenders are Irish and Asian.[/QUOTE]Will llapp be flying his flag at half mast?

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2847678]I assume you mean the female privates or is it the private parts of females? Either way you are the Commander in Chief so I hope the generals orders have been cleared through you, LOL. Just remember that after tomorrow Ilapp is a retired Vet. He and I will be playing checkers at the local VFW. We like it there because the female bartenders are Irish and Asian.[/QUOTE]Commander in Chief sounds about right. Never sees any action, rarely qualified to lead, but still gets more credit than he deserves.

Where did you find this out?

BG.

[QUOTE=IndyAnon;2847727]I wouldn't suggest seeing Adriana today. She just got booked.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-new-number-same-fun-time-come-be-my-partner-in-crime/15214075[/URL][/QUOTE]

Who is the General? General Nuisance?

BG.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2847589]So this post makes you a General as well as a senior. Attention all you plebes there is new leadership on the board! Welcome to senior hood.

Uh Oh, two generals who will lead us? Well one is a HunterGatherer so he takes point.[/QUOTE]

I know Jordan, and she is a sweetheart, see her most every week. I don't know many in this hobby, but most have some drama. Jordan has had her share, not getting thing done on time (min on phone) having reliable transportation, last but not least she is a blond, not saying she isn't smart but might make a different choose than we would think.

I have heard both sides of this story and have to side with Jordan, Inndy1 you assumed and you know what happens when you do that?

Just because you have texted or talked to someone doesn't mean the next time you text or call that they know who you are? Communication is key for all!

BG,

Play safe, Give and Get respect, do your research, have fun, find some crazt good and TPHFB!

[QUOTE=Inndy1;2844842]As a stated earlier I was going to take some time off. I decided to give Jordan another chance and see if we could make things work. I had seen her 2 times previously in Btown at her incall and everything was great. Then I get the could you help me with some money and I'll work out a deal, wasn't asking for much so no problem and we all no don't give it if you expect it back. Not a problem, over the next few weeks we try to schedule but can't get them to jive. Finally last week she sets up appt with me sets time and location, I arrive and my text app isn't working so I finally call her and talk to her she gives me room number and says give me 2 min. I wait go up she lets me in and apologizes for everything I say no big deal things happen. Then she says there is someone outside waiting could you leave and come back after, yeah right I'm here now he's outside I'm not going to wait on him.

I give my last and final chance today and when I get there she doesn't even have a room when she told me she worked all day yesterday. She then had another story today which if true I hope she is ok she could have been hurt, bottom line 3 hrs during for nothing.

On a positive she is a sweetheart and to all that enjoy her keep doing so but my days are done as I decided and she confirmed with her final words "you know what go fuck yourself".[/QUOTE]

Us old, bald, fat guys (to quote a friend) don't run out to fuck one, we walk and try to fuck them all, Ilapp it's tuff being on a fixed income, but I'm trying to wear old Luther out LOL.

BG.

I'll have a smile on my face and friends get a pretty Freckled Redhead to jack-me off so they can close the lid.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2843331]Got tossed out on the bone pile, no fixed retirement income anymore. I was actually very high when leaving, not all was dry thankfully. Maybe I will gloat tomorrow. LOL. Got me for a sec with the pussy line, I am Old and slow it seems.[/QUOTE]

Just spent a week in detroit the selection is quite nice, but had a really tough time finding one for outcall to the area I was staying. Just good to be home. Ithe other odd thing was it seems all the BP ads are 90% butt shots, not sure if that's a local thing, but whose to say in a city where you have to turn right to turn left.

[QUOTE=DuggerJug;2849180]Just spent a week in detroit the selection is quite nice, but had a really tough time finding one for outcall to the area I was staying. Just good to be home. Ithe other odd thing was it seems all the BP ads are 90% butt shots, not sure if that's a local thing, but whose to say in a city where you have to turn right to turn left.[/QUOTE]I go up to Detroit about twice a year and there is a nice selection up there, although a lot of ripoffs too. The most fun can be found in the strip clubs like Flight Club and Bogart's. If looks isn't a big factor, you can get a decent BBBJ in those places for nary a scratch!

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2848157]

Posts: 435
Old and slow is how we roll![/QUOTE]So does this mean you listened when I said, "slow your roll"?

"The Male Wh*re" IG (Insider joke).

Just wanted to introduce myself. I have been on monger for quite some time. I have seen some of the best Indy had to offer as well as some that still do. I am as well a long time lurker on here. Just thougt it is finally time to start posting and build some trust with the seniors. I recognize a few of you from aNotheR site. Be safe and enjoy.

Hey fellas, looking to get a little deeper into the hobby, as I have only done body rubs so far. Have only used my real phone so far. Does anyone have suggestions on a good cheap hobby phone? Thanks for all suggestions in advance, gentlemen!

[QUOTE=JayeDiggs;2851263]Hey fellas, looking to get a little deeper into the hobby, as I have only done body rubs so far. Have only used my real phone so far. Does anyone have suggestions on a good cheap hobby phone? Thanks for all suggestions in advance, gentlemen![/QUOTE]Be prepared. Most reputable ladies won't see guys with burner phones without you giving up mucho real world info.

[QUOTE=JayeDiggs;2851263]Hey fellas, looking to get a little deeper into the hobby, as I have only done body rubs so far. Have only used my real phone so far. Does anyone have suggestions on a good cheap hobby phone? Thanks for all suggestions in advance, gentlemen![/QUOTE]I'd say the best strategy right now is use the T-Mobile $3-per-month plan that gives you 30 minutes of talk or text. If you go over that allotment, it costs 10 cents per minute or per text. Then go buy a T-Mobile prepaid phone at Walmart and make sure you keep the receipt and box so you can return it within 15 days for a full refund.

I do this all the time when I travel so I can have a burner phone with a local area code so the girls won't get suspicious with an out-of-town number. Works well when I'm in Detroit, Cincy, Cleveland, etc. Then I return the phone to Walmart and get another one and repeat the process.

If you want to remain truly untraceable, then you have to buy a T-Mobile prepaid card that adds minutes to your account, or buy one of those prepaid VISA gift cards that doesn't require your real name to activate. Use cash to buy either option and there is no way anyone can trace you to the burner phone.

Enjoy!