Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3083192]It is to me.

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I may have to TOFTT.[/QUOTE]I called today. The nice Asian lady who answered said it was not opened. Not only that, she said she is opening a new place, north of Baltimore. So this place is a non starter, plus the ad was never repeated. She texted me to say I am more than welcome at her new 'grand opening' in October, in Cockeysville.

Based on all the good reviews I decided to stop in at RS. I drew Ivy, and she has a very friendly personality. We laughed and talked a lot. The table shower was nice, and the massage was decent. However, when the time came for the main event, she insisted on. 2 more than the standard. I politely declined, and she kept on insisting. I repeatedly offered the standard tip, and she said that wasn't enough. So I said the massage alone would be fine for this evening. Then she started telling me I was being mean. I chose not to respond to those comments, and she continued with the hard upsell, and continued to ask me why I was being so mean to her. She even explained, at least twice, how I could reduce my session time so I could have enough for her rate. But I held firm (as nicely as I could), and much to my surprise, she simply finished out the session with a massage. Mama-san knocked on the door when the time was up (10 minutes early), and I dressed and left. I guess this sales approach must be working well for them. I was disappointed that my holding firm didn't work out for me as it had for others who have posted, but as always, YMMV. Happily, there are other good spots close by.

[QUOTE=Foxfax;3091507]Based on all the good reviews I decided to stop in at RS. I drew Ivy, and she has a very friendly personality. We laughed and talked a lot. The table shower was nice, and the massage was decent. However, when the time came for the main event, she insisted on. 2 more than the standard. I politely declined, and she kept on insisting. I repeatedly offered the standard tip, and she said that wasn't enough. So I said the massage alone would be fine for this evening. Then she started telling me I was being mean. I chose not to respond to those comments, and she continued with the hard upsell, and continued to ask me why I was being so mean to her. She even explained, at least twice, how I could reduce my session time so I could have enough for her rate. But I held firm (as nicely as I could), and much to my surprise, she simply finished out the session with a massage. Mama-san knocked on the door when the time was up (10 minutes early), and I dressed and left. I guess this sales approach must be working well for them. I was disappointed that my holding firm didn't work out for me as it had for others who have posted, but as always, YMMV. Happily, there are other good spots close by.[/QUOTE]I don't visit RS anymore. They try to upsell like crazy. The price they ask I can have a way better experience in VA. Price go up cause people are willing to pay the price for what they ask for but if they would do some research you can get same or better experience else where.

[QUOTE=Foxfax;3091507]Based on all the good reviews I decided to stop in at RS. I drew Ivy, and she has a very friendly personality. We laughed and talked a lot. The table shower was nice, and the massage was decent. However, when the time came for the main event, she insisted on. 2 more than the standard. I politely declined, and she kept on insisting. I repeatedly offered the standard tip, and she said that wasn't enough. So I said the massage alone would be fine for this evening. Then she started telling me I was being mean. I chose not to respond to those comments, and she continued with the hard upsell, and continued to ask me why I was being so mean to her. She even explained, at least twice, how I could reduce my session time so I could have enough for her rate. But I held firm (as nicely as I could), and much to my surprise, she simply finished out the session with a massage. Mama-san knocked on the door when the time was up (10 minutes early), and I dressed and left. I guess this sales approach must be working well for them. I was disappointed that my holding firm didn't work out for me as it had for others who have posted, but as always, YMMV. Happily, there are other good spots close by.[/QUOTE]Cherry usually has younger and prettier providers. TK, be prepared to take Geritol to give it to your provider. TWBC, and at least five other places minus this place, will do better for you. I stopped going because of the hard upsell. I have let my little head get the better of me a couple times but now I just avoid. I like Cherry. Eva, Gina, Su, and Blu (gone) will give you what you need.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3092078]Cherry usually has younger and prettier providers. TK, be prepared to take Geritol to give it to your provider. TWBC, and at least five other places minus this place, will do better for you. I stopped going because of the hard upsell. I have let my little head get the better of me a couple times but now I just avoid. I like Cherry. Eva, Gina, Su, and Blu (gone) will give you what you need.[/QUOTE]I only go to TK when I'm requesting someone, otherwise I go elsewhere now haha.

Why Geritol though?

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3092078]Cherry usually has younger and prettier providers. TK, be prepared to take Geritol to give it to your provider. TWBC, and at least five other places minus this place, will do better for you. I stopped going because of the hard upsell. I have let my little head get the better of me a couple times but now I just avoid. I like Cherry. Eva, Gina, Su, and Blu (gone) will give you what you need.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MavDog2;3092759]I only go to TK when I'm requesting someone, otherwise I go elsewhere now haha.

Why Geritol though?[/QUOTE]I looked it up and seems to be some kind of multi-vitamin / energy supplement. If I'm reading right, you'll need that extra pep in your step if you go see a TK provider.

[QUOTE=TheFrack5;3092957]I looked it up and seems to be some kind of multi-vitamin / energy supplement. If I'm reading right, you'll need that extra pep in your step if you go see a TK provider.[/QUOTE]Geritol was marketed to older customers. I think it meant your attendant might need Geritol.

Yes, Geritol is a multivitamin designed for older people. You must be young because it used to be advertised on TV a lot.

So I believe the original poster meant that the therapist you would see at TK might need a little help to get some pep in HER step (because she will be older). So that pill would be for her benefit.

On the other hand, if YOU need a little pep in your step to be aroused by an older gal, (or for any other reason), I suggest you try taking a little blue pill or Cialis because Geritol won't add any lead to your pencil.

Derringer.

[QUOTE=TheFrack5;3092957]I looked it up and seems to be some kind of multi-vitamin / energy supplement. If I'm reading right, you'll need that extra pep in your step if you go see a TK provider.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MavDog2;3092759]I only go to TK when I'm requesting someone, otherwise I go elsewhere now haha.

Why Geritol though?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3092078]Cherry usually has younger and prettier providers. TK, be prepared to take Geritol to give it to your provider. TWBC, and at least five other places minus this place, will do better for you. I stopped going because of the hard upsell. I have let my little head get the better of me a couple times but now I just avoid. I like Cherry. Eva, Gina, Su, and Blu (gone) will give you what you need.[/QUOTE]

Following a stressful few week at work, I tried Gina at Cherry Acupressure for a massage and a bit of distressing. I was not disappointed! A great experience every time here. Gina is a lovely young lady and friendly. If you are looking for a masseuse that can cater to any needs you may have, you should experience Gina. Highly recommended! Will definitely be going here again.

[QUOTE=BillyLus;3093264]Geritol was marketed to older customers. I think it meant your attendant might need Geritol.[/QUOTE]Some of us are twice retired and now full-time mongers. Geritol was a product on 60's and 70's television that was supposed to sharpen the mind and give the body energy. It was marketed to an older crowd😝. God, I wish I had some to wash down my viagara / cialis / ginseng cocktail.

[QUOTE=OneHitWonders;3093729]Following a stressful few week at work, I tried Gina at Cherry Acupressure for a massage and a bit of distressing. I was not disappointed! A great experience every time here. Gina is a lovely young lady and friendly. If you are looking for a masseuse that can cater to any needs you may have, you should experience Gina. Highly recommended! Will definitely be going here again.[/QUOTE]Gina is a diminutive little provider. Very cute and sweet. She moves and talks really slowly which put me off when I first tried her. I am pretty nervous when a provider is too methodical and not very aggressive, but I got over it with Gina. I would recommend her always. Maybe her slow delivery is a byproduct of learning English.

Su, on the other hand, and Eva are a bit more aggressive. Blue was the gold standard. I've got to get up to NYC and find her. While I am in town this weekend I plan to stop by. Any word I what happened to Bella (very good English, 20-something, Americanized, huge boobs). I would love to hear of her return or get a where is she now report.

[QUOTE=Derringer;3093331]Yes, Geritol is a multivitamin designed for older people. You must be young because it used to be advertised on TV a lot.

So I believe the original poster meant that the therapist you would see at TK might need a little help to get some pep in HER step (because she will be older). So that pill would be for her benefit.

On the other hand, if YOU need a little pep in your step to be aroused by an older gal, (or for any other reason), I suggest you try taking a little blue pill or Cialis because Geritol won't add any lead to your pencil.

Derringer.[/QUOTE]I hope you're not as old as me to know firsthand about geritol.

Stopped by yesterday 1st time opt for an hr 70. I met a nice young lady she did not disappoint very nice. TS very good. Will return 70/100.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3094482]I hope you're not as old as me to know firsthand about geritol.[/QUOTE]But if you are achy or uncomfortable afterwords, you could take some Sal Hepatica!

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3094743]But if you are achy or uncomfortable afterwords, you could take some Sal Hepatica![/QUOTE]Sal Hepatica and then some snake oil. If your tummy aches take some riopan and a couple anacins. The doctor will come by the house, yes the house, right after the milkman drops by.

You're taking me back. When I grew up there were only two phones in town. One at the police station and the other at the morgue.