"He doth send me an Angel"
I'm telling you guys I must have pleased the ole' monger gods somehow, I am having a great run. I know, I know I just fucking jinxed it.
Hit the SS around 4:30 pm today and was in a funny mood, not really wanting to talk to anyone new, but not liking what I was finding either. So I just cruised around awhile, "puffin' a Winston and drinkin' a four Oh". Saw in no particular order, a fat-assed ugly WSW with long brown hair and a waddle on Jefferson and Miami and then later on Wyoming and Texas, not happening since I hadn't drank enough. Skanky WSW Ginger on Broadway and Primm and again at the Park, no thank you mam. BSW Shaun on Grand by the Chinese joint and Victoria all up and down Grand. Also saw the infamous and used to be Good Ashley get picked up twice, once at Grand & Osage and again way down on Chippewa by California, flipped her off the second time. My personal boycott doesn't seem to be hurtin' her bidness any. Fat man with the pony tail and big red truck: you need to chill your shit bro.
I was considering Buck's dark haired Jen or maybe even blonde haired Jen, too soon for Tiffany. I am just rolling and listening to the Fast Lane, contemplating life and what not, when unexpectedly, I see a nice looking brunette flagging down cars under the viaduct at Bates and 55, wtf? Nobody will stop as most people there are commuting I would imagine. Well you just know I had to check this shit out, so I turn around at the Wedge and roll up on her and put my passenger side window down. She sticks her head in and says "can I please have a ride, before my old man finds me?" I say jump in babe, quick, we are stopping traffic. You see what being a good samaritan will get you guys?
Angel is a 24 year old, part time college student, with long dark brown hair, kind of kinky curly and nicely styled. Very nice rack under a Saliva concert shirt and not chunky, let's just say she fills out a pair of tight jeans in a good way. Very pretty face, with glasses and a big red knot on her jaw where the ole' boy popped her a good one. It seems she lives over by Tower Grove with this prick and he called her 6 year old daughter a ***** after drinking 7&7's all day and when she went off about it, he smacked shit out of her. She says she showered took his phone and left him with the kids. She is kinda drunk herself, but in a pleasant way, I offer her a beer and we're cruisin' and drinkin', heading nowhere in particular and I am thinking to myself, no way is this chick going to blow me. Well the little voice was dead fucking wrong this time and man does she smell good.
I say "where we going babe?" She just asks if I can turn on some tunes, so I put it on the MP3 player and a Michael Stanley tune called "Let's Get the Show on the Road" is playing so I am inspired and decide to fuck with her a little. I say hey there baby, you know you were awfully close to the stroll to be flagging cars like that, you coulda ended up with more than you bargained for. She says "how do you know about strolls?" I tell her I don't know much, just be glad it was me who picked you up. Then she looks me in the eye real close and says "you weren't looking to do something were you?" I decide to play awhile longer and say "like what?" I was trying to make her say it, but she just kept beatin' around the bush. I couldn't take it anymore so I say, "what are you lookin' to make some dope money?" To my complete surprise, she says "I got some dope, you wanna do some?" What you got baby? "China" she says and whips out 2 pills from her pocket. I told her no thanks, not my thing. She asks for another beer and we're partying here now, I fire one up and finally she says "I would smoke some crack too if I had some money." I asked her what she would be willing to do for .20?
She says "well I have only done this with my old boss and he would give me .25 for head and .50 for sex, with a condom of course." I say, "how 'bout I give you .20 and sample those BJ skills and if you're good I will give you a nice tip." Deal. She claims she gives "fire" head and I am inclined to agree with her. We are way over by Bevo, but luckily I know the area and find a spot quick like. Very nice tits and nips, soft skin and smells great, oh yeah I already said that, lol. She is going to town on 'lil Bill and I am thinking how great life can be when a dude on a Vespa rides up on us real slow, fuck! I find another spot and back at it when some kids come out of a gate, mother fuck! Well she is bold from the beer I guess and I am horny as hell, so I just stop on the side of Beethoven and away she goes, fuck 'em and feed 'em beans, I ain't moving again. This babe has very, very good oral skills and it was all over soon enough.
While she's bobbin' away the GNR song "It's So Easy" comes on and she is singing into my cock like it's a microphone and looking me in the eye and I am thinkin', damnit! She says tell me when you're going to cum and I am thinking this biatch isn't going to pull off is she?? I say you are going to get it right and she says of course just let me know. I did and she did and it was freakin' outstanding my friends, she stayed on til I told her enough, you are killing me, then the disgusting spit, but who could blame her?
She claims she is tossing the dude out, gave him a week to get his shit down the road. Then she is going to invite me over for more fun. She don't have digits, just his phone for now, but I gave her mine and she asked me if I was lying about my #. I tell her call it and you'll see, she whips out the phone and dials. When my cell starts ringing she gets a big grin on her pretty battered face and gives your daddy a big kiss on the cheek. Glad I gave her napkins earlier. So the plan is for her to get a phone this week and call me with the #, cause I am a "righteous dude and she wants to kick it" with me. BTW I gave a .10 tip and she says great I can get a fitty now, wanna smoke some with me? I say no thanks babe, no missions for me tonight. She calls the dope man and I get us another beer out of the cooler and away we go. We did all of this while sitting on the side of freakin' Beethoven with people out on their porches and shit. Oh well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I drop her in the alley behind Taft and Morganford, with a kiss goodbye and I see a shady lookin' white dude step out of a yard in my mirror and a car with some brothers in it pull up behind me. The art of the deal is alive and kickin' in Dutchtown. Also while we were shooting the shit after the deed, she explains to me her technique and how she has other oral and riding skills to try out on me. This was an exceptional find my brothers and I am highly anticipating round 2. She might even be monger fest eligible, if she ever calls me again. If not, it was still a damn good Tuesday afternoon. Treat myself to some Applebee's Carside To Go and head home with my beer and wings to watch the Birdos take an old fashioned ass whippin'. Good thing the Son's of Anarchy is on tonight, a fatty and some biker / porn hoes is just what I need.
Sorry I forgot to ask for a pic, I gotta get that thru my thick skull LO. Next time I promise bro. She will be on the list ASAP. Scuuze, I think your Candy is the one I saw in report # 1473. I will find her soon, cause she was fine. That's it boys, patience has it's virtues on the mean old SS streets, lol. Very high LEO presense this evening, but I didn't fuck with them and they didn't fuck with me.
Lay low,
Bill
