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Matbe try Crissy at oahubodyworks.com. Very hott! Healthy as a horse and rides like a bunny! And she is eboney. You won't be disapointed.

Aloha

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Makana9]thanks for the 411.

Never thought I would hear that one from VG.

Hope tash does somethin about this, or it will hurt her biz too.

K[/QUOTE]Honestly, she told me to be kind when writing this review before the session even started. In previous emails, she DID mention that Breana wasn't GFE and I already knew what "not" to expect. In fact, through the grapevine, Breana probably won't be there much longer due to her lack of punctuality.

I hope this report didn't look like I was trash talking the agency. That was not my intention here. I'm sure most of you forum members know that about 75% of my reviews (mostly positive) are on Volcano Girls. Tash is not only very kind/hospitable but has also provided me my most memorable sessions to date. Shydude was surprised that I didn't walk out on this chick? LOL! Shit, I am too! But hey, that's how much faith I have in this place. Even if some of their photos have mislead me in the past.

TOFTT also means taking a chance for the team, which has its rewards and consequences. Though I wish it wasn't me reporting back that Breana was actually another girl (who's face is all over CL and BP) already reputable for giving bad service. I know for certain that I wasn't the first monger on this forum to see her at the agency. Whatever. Pau ereddy, time to move on.

Just hope the next Ebony provider I see makes up for this one.

[QUOTE=Shydude]Holy cow! You actually went through with it. LOL. When I first started reading, I thought you were going to walk out, but you stayed to finish the deed. Now I'm going to have nightmares about crackheads giving me BJs with their eyes rolled all the way back. That is just too hella creepy. Hahahahahaha.[/QUOTE]You know what, if those eyes turned all milky and it was Halle Berry as Storm sending lightning charges through my dick and out my ass, I think I'd be in love. Sadly, it was "Live and Let Die" (007 style) with this Breana girl.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Very, very, very disappointed with this session. Probably the worst I've ever had. I already knew she wasn't GFE but that's not exactly why I'm complaining here, as VG has ALWAYS given me some of the best service out there.

Breana was 45 minutes late, not the girl in the [url=http://www.Thevolcanogirls.com/breana] photos[/url] and was just trying to get me cum the minute she walked in. She is better known as that AZN/Black provider [url=http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_your_wildest_fantasies_and_dreams_come_true_with_me_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1862205]Sugar" on Backpage[/url] (yeah, THAT one!) and those reviews of her mediocre/mechanical service and loads of zits on her titties are true. Her nan was extra-extra nasty smelling as well, double the shrimp saimin paste on this girl. I usually never mention smell, giving these girls the benefit of the doubt but she was pretty fucking rank, man. Like she had 20 dicks in her before she got to me. So gross.

Her breath smelled like she just got done drinking. Everything that was coming out of her mouth sounded rehearsed, monotone and she seemed pretty out of it. To be quite honest, the entire time I was pretty grossed out by her. She looked worn down, ragged and like a total druggie. Working various positions, I finally got myself to blow. Even when she was trying to wash me after we were done, I kept on thinking "Gawd, get away! " Also, the way she rolled her eyes behind her head during CBJ was fucking voodoo, man!

If she cleaned up a bit and looked a little more healthy, she has quite the potential to be a really hot local provider. Despite her many flaws, if you squinted and took a look at her face and body, they aren't that bad looking. She is also has that skinny and petite body frame I've always liked.

Though a "How many Ethiopians? " joke here would be inappropriate, let's go with a:


[I]How many Breana licks would it take to get to the center of a Striped Fashion lollipop?[/I]

[b]If you think I'm counting, you're fuckin' crazy and while you're at it, get this junky crack biiiyatch outta my face! [/b]


So much for my first FS ebony girl experience.

Breana of VG
$$. 6 in-call

6/L 4/A 4/S[/QUOTE]
Thanks for TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Harry5142]Two Saturdays ago I went to see Dee Jae. She advertises on BP [url]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_3275_sixty_3275_rose_3275_specials_3275_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1710816[/url] .

I called contacted her around 9:30 PM via text message to set up an appointment for 11:00PM. She texted me the address of her place which was easy to find however, she would wait until I was on her street to give me the unit #. As I'm driving down her street, she calls and tells me she has to pick something up from that adult video/toy store in Waipahu. So the meeting was delayed about 15 minutes. Not a problem. She sounded very nice on the phone. I decided to park on the street which was surprisingly easy. I called to get directions to the unit and since she was new to the place the landmarks I described weren't very familiar to her. She decided to get in her car and pick me up. I had to wait at an intersection on foot until she arrived. The whole thing had a clandestine feeling to it. It was as though I had to be personally escorted to the secret spot late at night to engage in this exciting and corrupt practice. I liked it. So she picks me up in her car and off we go to her place. I'm surprised I wasn't blindfolded. We enter the complex that she lives in through a gate, go down some dark road, and pull in to a parking stall. There was some small talk on the way. Dee Jae has a nice personality, has a good head on shoulders, is careful and she's a good looking woman. We enter the her place through the back door, very very clandestine. We go to her bedroom and get down to business. We both got undressed. Dee Jae is not a spinner she is slim up top and wide in the hips. I like that. She gave me a very nice uncovered blowjob and we fucked in a couple of positions. While I was pounding her she looked up at me and asked "is that all you have? " I turned up the intensity a little, not even a notch because the answer to her question "yeah that's about it. " I'd like to say I lasted a good while but I didn't. I'd say it was a less than inspiring performance on my part. Afterwards she cleaned me up and we talked for a bit. It was a 30 minute session and I think we talked longer than we fucked. That was my fault though.

I would highly recommend that you go and see her; she's friendly, sexy, has a bangin' body and a nice personality. I think I'll make my next visit with her an hour instead of half an hour.[/QUOTE]Yep, Dee Jae is a sweetie! Total GFE. Going to see her again this week!

[QUOTE=Ducky007]Matbe try Crissy at oahubodyworks. Com. Very hott! Healthy as a horse and rides like a bunny! And she is eboney. You won't be disapointed.

Aloha[/QUOTE]That motion.

She is awesome, in damn good shape, and has a great personality.

& takes her time.

What else can one ask for.

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Honestly, she told me to be kind when writing this review before the session even started. In previous emails, she DID mention that Breana wasn't GFE and I already knew what "not" to expect. In fact, through the grapevine, Breana probably won't be there much longer due to her lack of punctuality.

I hope this report didn't look like I was trash talking the agency. That was not my intention here. I'm sure most of you forum members know that about 75% of my reviews (mostly positive) are on Volcano Girls. Tash is not only very kind/hospitable but has also provided me my most memorable sessions to date. Shydude was surprised that I didn't walk out on this chick? LOL! Shit, I am too! But hey, that's how much faith I have in this place. Even if some of their photos have mislead me in the past.

TOFTT also means taking a chance for the team, which has its rewards and consequences. Though I wish it wasn't me reporting back that Breana was actually another girl (who's face is all over CL and BP) already reputable for giving bad service. I know for certain that I wasn't the first monger on this forum to see her at the agency. Whatever. Pau ereddy, time to move on.

Just hope the next Ebony provider I see makes up for this one.[/QUOTE]I did not mean to say anything about Tash, b/c I too had some of my most memz there too with past and present(Nani/di, Amb, Blue, Nikki, Lei, etc., etc.)

It is hard, we are rolling the dice with all we see, even with good or bad reviews, you never know when one might snap/or do the change of light/ biz thing.

Its all G

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]You know what, if those eyes turned all milky and it was Halle Berry as Storm sending lighting charges through my dick and out my ass, I think I'd be in love. Sadly, it was "Live and Let Die" (007 style) with this Breana girl.[/QUOTE]1, I think a Storm would always be on the appt book, GGrrrrr

KE

[QUOTE=Makana9]That motion.

She is awesome, in damn good shape, and has a great personality.

& takes her time.

What else can one ask for.[/QUOTE]Please elaborate, with further 411! According to the information on her website, she has a LOT of massage (and other) experience! So, I'm sure she gives a SOLID massage, but, could you fill us in on her "other" services offered?. Or is it a YMMV thing. Mahaloz, and Happy New Year!

PK

[QUOTE=Finger Licking]Yep, Dee Jae is a sweetie! Total GFE. Going to see her again this week![/QUOTE]How do you guys get in contact with her? i been trying for around a couple of months now. Its almost impossible. I called many times to get a voice mail so I text her to get a reply then when I reply back to set something up there never is a response. I guess she is that busy.

Don't waste your time with this one. She went by misty, pebbles and now star. I seen her a while back when she was doing incalls in salt lake. I only went because she was running. 4 specials at the time. Lame CBJ and then mish. Didn't want anyother positions, dead fish. But for. 4 I guess I can't complain.

[QUOTE=Pineapple Kid]I forget what name she use to go by, (Misty maybe?.) on CL a while back. Back then, she got some bad reviews. ROB type. Why not toftt and report back. Back in the day, her prices were very reasonable, but, my funding situation back then didn't allow me to find out for myself.

Best of luck to you![/QUOTE]

What's up everyone. Been laying low for awhile now and came up on this one. I don't know how to put those links in here but I'm sure you can search the bp for this one named dice. The pictures match even though the face is blurred out. Pretty cool down to earth girl. Called her up one night kinda late (after 1am) and she was available to come over to my place. We agreed to $$ for the hr. She's new at this or so she claims so the only rule is that she don't kiss or go down on you. I was a little intoxicated but I said what the heck. Fairly tight little spinner there. Needless to say it was an enjoyable time and she delivered as expected.

Did anyone have any experience with Kay?

She posts on Craigslist and is in the Aiea area?

$$ and experience?

[QUOTE=Touch808]How do you guys get in contact with her? I been trying for around a couple of months now. Its almost impossible. I called many times to get a voice mail so I text her to get a reply then when I reply back to set something up there never is a response. I guess she is that busy.[/QUOTE]I first wrote about DeeJay awhile back, she's the schnizzle! LOL She was so relaxed it was almost true GFE. Now I see she's an aspiring porn star, dudes get it while you can, amateur vids are hot. If my "poki-mon" was like a I would film it, LOL, but my eruptor disruptor is nothing momumental till "thar she blows! " LOL. She did make me feel like a porn star for sure!

Anyway keep trying, don't get frustrated. I don't think shes "THAT BUSY" more selective, so maybe messages with no urgency might work. Lord knows she took awhile to get with me, so be patient and keep trying. I know Makana can give you some feedback as well. Suffice to say I TOFTT and wrote it up, now you all want sum. Ya she's that much fun!

That reminds me I better call her right now before you do!

[QUOTE=Saiyaman]Did anyone have any experience with Kay?

She posts on Craigslist and is in the Aiea area?

$$ and experience?[/QUOTE]I have tried Kay, she is nice and flirtacious, till you get in the room. From there it is all mechanical, did CBJ, cowgirl and just mish, she was just staring into space, not into it, not vocal. When I finally popped, I had to clean myself. I just left the room, to my suprise she was just sitting on the couch? Definately not worth the $$ for me.