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[QUOTE=Xiao Xing]Hi Spacemanfl,
I used to get tons of spam by posting in CL. Finally, I give up.
How can you tell the real girls from spam? Please educate us.
Thanks,
XX[/QUOTE]
Try this link.
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Few if any girls actually post. You will learn how to spot them.
1. I post 2 at a time and wait, you will get e's on both that look the same, delete them.
2. If their return e-mail is not Yahoo, gmail, etc, well know, delete., some will return to u with yahoo but address going back is something else, delete
3. I post different ways soft, hard, early, late, even week days, many girls work odd schedules, go in lateer in the day, etc.
4. My BBW works retail, off rolling days and goes in @ 12 or so 2-3 days per week.
5. Offer to use and abuse, offer a gentile massage, be descriptive.
6. Avoid 3 word replies, oh and if their replies seem structured they are spam also.
7. I even get bites and a result now and then from m4wm, bring her to me to use. Oh and let hubby / b/f watch if they want, some will clean up.
basically be patient, you will learn how to spot the spam
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing]Hi Spacemanfl,
I used to get tons of spam by posting in CL. Finally, I give up.
How can you tell the real girls from spam? Please educate us.
Thanks,
XX[/QUOTE]
Some great tips were already posted. Also ask for them to reply with a certain word in the subject line and what part of Orlando they are from. I don't get near as many spam replies as I used to but either way it's worth it because YOU WILL get 1 or 2 legit replies. Times are tough and girls are definitely looking.
This community is amazing. I love Orlando and hobbyists.
Thanks again,
xx
[QUOTE=Spacemanfl]Some great tips were already posted. Also ask for them to reply with a certain word in the subject line and what part of Orlando they are from. I don't get near as many spam replies as I used to but either way it's worth it because YOU WILL get 1 or 2 legit replies. Times are tough and girls are definitely looking.[/QUOTE]
Happy fathers day to everyone.
and hope your day is filled with happiness.
There are still some good fathers out there.
So this goes to the ones who are.
Strawberrie
Fathers day gift from me to you.
Call and find out.
I am the best when it comes to pleasure.
Was over this morning for some DATY and squirting, WOW.
She is going on vacation for a few days, however she promises that 2 of her friends, single moms wanting to supplement their income, also bbw, one 30 and one 44 are coming on board.
She has promised me pics perhaps before she returns but we definitely will take some when she returns this Saturday!
Not sure how hot the 2 new gals will be, will have to verify before recommending. Hope at least on squirts!
The 44 one is Hawaiian.
All promising 3 hours of fun and games.
[QUOTE=Sberrie2009]Fathers day gift from me to you.
Call and find out.
I am the best when it comes to pleasure.[/QUOTE]
You had NO phone number listed, so it is kind of difficult to make that call. Please provide your phone number.
[QUOTE=Sberrie2009]Fathers day gift from me to you.
Call and find out.
I am the best when it comes to pleasure.[/QUOTE]It is best to post your ad in the Escorts Classified Ads section.
A phone number and more revealing photo wouldn't hurt either.
BP and CL have a lot of ads that look good, too good. I Drive is a hot with activity trust your gut, and be safe. I'm posting for reason.
Originally Posted by Champak Lal
This comes from a very seasoned guy: Have fun.
( GRABBED THIS FROM A N.Y.C. POST)
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
BE FOREWARNED!!----- L.O.L.----VS
LOL this is so degenerative it's funny, yet condradictory as well my tit's can't be saggy and fake dammit.
Crawls into my old person hole that my fat ass can't fit in.
Thanks LOL
[QUOTE=VerySlowly]Originally Posted by Champak Lak
This comes from a very seasoned guy: Have fun.
( GRABBED THIS FROM A N.Y.C. POST)
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cuban = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jailbait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
BE FOREWARNED!!----- L.O.L.----VS[/QUOTE]
Spent some time yesterday with some friends (girls) and my Red headed bbw's friend that wants to do some side work. Would be her first time out of the box.
She is single, bbw, 200+, and Hawaiian.
She will do 3 hours for $$ + you host but you have to buy her 2-3 shots first to loosen her up, then she is ready.
bbbj, cfs, no anal.
Multiple cups of coffee available.
She needs someone nice to bring her out of the box the first time.
Senior Members only, unless I know you personally.
[QUOTE=Goddess]LOL this is so degenerative it's funny, yet condradictory as well my tit's can't be saggy and fake dammit.
Crawls into my old person hole that my fat ass can't fit in.
Thanks LOL[/QUOTE]Best advice ever!
I reported an entire page + to the moderator in the positive review list, so that he might be aware of the mess that is being made and hopefully he can clear up the clutter in that thread.
I would ask that everyone please only post positive reviews or items related to positive reviews in the thread, so that the thread has the value it was intended to have.
Thanks