Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1138474]There has been a lot of discussion about newbies asking questions, wanting specific info on providers, etc. I can't imagine anyone coming here that wouldn't bother to read through the old posts. It's fun and informative. The first thing I did when I found this site was to read about a years worth of posts on all of the Milwaukee boards. Sure it took some time but it was a blast. And I got a lot of good info. That's what all newbies need to do first.[/QUOTE]Well I have been on this board for a couple of years and get quite a kick out of the variety of info and drama on here. I recently found out what it takes to be a senior member because I was more interested in the info instead of rank. The main reason I snoop around here is I like to knkow a provider is not LE. Another is if her pics are accurate, and the prices. The info sharing from the senior members would be helpful and save me a bunch of time especially on the SW area because you throw a SW a few dollars more and she is more than willing to please.

Well I guess I am rambling here so I will say so long and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1138474]There has been a lot of discussion about newbies asking questions, wanting specific info on providers, etc. I can't imagine anyone coming here that wouldn't bother to read through the old posts. It's fun and informative. The first thing I did when I found this site was to read about a years worth of posts on all of the Milwaukee boards. Sure it took some time but it was a blast. And I got a lot of good info. That's what all newbies need to do first.[/QUOTE]I agree Amplover. I thought I was addicted to this site for awhile. I couldn't stop reading the old posts and when I had the Wisconsin posts memorized I started reading the forums of cities I might visit, cities I have visited and even some cities I might never visit.

Also, even better advice for newbies, go to the forum home page and read the rules for mongering. That's the best way to stay out of trouble and enjoy the hobby. Many of the SW rules apply, even with BP girls or AMPs.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2215471922.html[/url]

The 150 of you that have been here, will get a good laugh after reading the lasted ad

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1142613]

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2215471922.html[/url]

The 150 of you that have been here, will get a good laugh after reading the lasted ad[/QUOTE]Not sure what part of that was funny.

[QUOTE=Ultra Classic;1142712]Not sure what part of that was funny.[/QUOTE]Ok, I don't think she has seen "30" since Bush was president. George senior.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1142715]Ok, I don't think she has seen "30" since Bush was president. George senior.[/QUOTE]Hey, you guys know how women are. She's just rounding (Down).

Men are the same with money,

When she asks how much money have you got? We round down, hence $40 becomes $20.

Just like 50 is thirty for a women.

Hope that clears this confusion up.

BTW. Lots of women believe I only have $20. Which I why I get no action! LOL

[QUOTE=Ultra Classic;1142712]Not sure what part of that was funny.[/QUOTE]It's all funny!

"I have been doing massages from my home for about 3 years." should include the following:

In the basement of my retired parents home with my teen age children and freinds ruuning about. My mother may greet you at the door and invite you in to watch golf with my dad while she tries to find me and remind her of an appointment.

"I am 30 years old." should include:

However, I have several children in their late teens. You do the math.

"I offer soothing music, dim lights, warming temperture, and lotions / oils of your choice." should include:

I play the music loud so my kids and parents don't hear you cum.

"Not every person is the same, so I do different techniques on everyone depending what your needs are." should include: YMMV depending on my mood

I'm sure in her mind that late 30s somehow translates to 30 years old.

And the line about "lotions / oils of your choice" should also include. It will be your choice if I remember to buy them and they will be the cheapest stuff available.

So with all the negative things said I figured I should pop in with my experience with her. Honestly I have nothing but good things to say about her. Ok yeah, she's not exactly a tight bodied hottie (gratuitous understatement) but I certainly wouldn't call her ugly. And her tits are huge and loads of fun to play with. Now, if you want a massage I'm sure you could talk her into one, but I always just skip the bs and get straight to the fucking, which is why I was debating if I should put this here or in the general section. Most of the discussion of her seems to be here so I figure I'll keep it in one spot. Good BBBJ, not the best but good, Not the most inspired FS but pretty good. Does pretty much anything I ask for and if I kick her a 20 extra she never says no to anything.

Now I think a big reason my experience with her is better than most is that I always have her do outcalls. Eliminates all the shit that goes with her house. I admit if I went to her place with her kids or her dad there I would pretty much never go back. Only thing I ever found a little bit sketchy was she brought a friend the first time she saw me, but I understand it as a safety thing. Was totally legit, didn't get robbed or anything, plus the chick was smokin hot. Asked about her but apparently she only does legit massage with no HE at all. Red called her Drea I think. She looked to be early 20's, long dark hair, glasses, tight sexy body. If anyone has any experience with her I would be interested to hear.

Anyone thinking about seeing Red that hasn't yet, I would suggest doing an outcall for a 45 min session (have heard less time means few extras to be had) and when she tells you to massage her skip that shit and shove a couple fingers in her. She'll take the hint and from there you can pretty much tell her what to do.

[QUOTE=LostMonger;1146002]Asked about her but apparently she only does legit massage with no HE at all. Red called her Drea I think. She looked to be early 20's, long dark hair, glasses, tight sexy body. If anyone has any experience with her I would be interested to hear.[/QUOTE]The first or second time I went to see Red I was met at her door by a woman who matches that description. She told me she was Red's assistant and that Red had to run to the store so she showed me to the room to wait for her. I've seen Red a few times but I haven't seen that other girl since.

[QUOTE=LostMonger;1146002]I would suggest doing an outcall for a 45 min session (have heard less time means few extras to be had)[/QUOTE]First time I went I got FS and if I remember correctly I only scheduled a 30min incall appointment, so YMMV

[QUOTE=LostMonger; 1146002]So with all the negative things said I figured I should pop in with my experience with her. Honestly I have nothing but good things to say about her. Ok yeah, she's not exactly a tight bodied hottie (gratuitous understatement) but I certainly wouldn't call her ugly. And her tits are huge and loads of fun to play with. Now, if you want a massage I'm sure you could talk her into one, but I always just skip the bs and get straight to the fucking, which is why I was debating if I should put this here or in the general section. Most of the discussion of her seems to be here so I figure I'll keep it in one spot. Good BBBJ, not the best but good, Not the most inspired FS but pretty good. Does pretty much anything I ask for and if I kick her a 20 extra she never says no to anything.

Now I think a big reason my experience with her is better than most is that I always have her do outcalls. Eliminates all the shit that goes with her house. I admit if I went to her place with her kids or her dad there I would pretty much never go back. Only thing I ever found a little bit sketchy was she brought a friend the first time she saw me, but I understand it as a safety thing. Was totally legit, didn't get robbed or anything, plus the chick was smokin hot. Asked about her but apparently she only does legit massage with no HE at all. Red called her Drea I think. She looked to be early 20's, long dark hair, glasses, tight sexy body. If anyone has any experience with her I would be interested to hear.

Anyone thinking about seeing Red that hasn't yet, I would suggest doing an outcall for a 45 min session (have heard less time means few extras to be had) and when she tells you to massage her skip that shit and shove a couple fingers in her. She'll take the hint and from there you can pretty much tell her what to do. [/QUOTE]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.

Called Mandy after seeing her CL post for massage.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/2233554108.html[/url]

Glad I did. She is a sweet college gal who uses a hotel on 27th for massage and fun. She does nude undraped with a HE. YMMV as today I saw reviews of her on another forum where it appears she may provide other services. Very nice and easy to talk to. You can tell she is new to this, see her why you can before she changes her mind about being in the business or starts going to school full time. I will be going back for sure.

[ QUOTE=Rubberchicken; 1146330]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.[/QUOTE]I also saw Red this week, as you all have pointed out a bit strange with all the kids / teens around. I first saw her a while ago to get the feel for her didn't ask for anything other then the massage, overall fairly relaxing went back and asked if she would be willing to go nude, also tired to remove the drapping she was not open to eather. Said she is in a new relationship and couldn't do that anymore. Just FYI didn't push HE, just dressed and left. Old clients might have better luck. If you email her she isn't the one who respponds sounds like her assistant mentioned earlier.

Overall you can find more elsewere but I may go back.

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken; 1146374]Called Mandy after seeing her CL post for massage.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/2233554108.html[/url]

Glad I did. She is a sweet college gal who uses a hotel on 27th for massage and fun. She does nude undraped with a HE. YMMV as today I saw reviews of her on another forum where it appears she may provide other services. Very nice and easy to talk to. You can tell she is new to this, see her why you can before she changes her mind about being in the business or starts going to school full time. I will be going back for sure. [/QUOTE]When you say nude do you mean you are nude or she is? There is another Mandy age 35 on BP that looks like this one. Same person? The CL ad only shows her face. What does the rest look like? Price points? Which hotel? There are some I will simply not go to.

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken;1146330]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.[/QUOTE]If her kids and parents are home sometimes the service level is less. I'll give her credit, the price is right and typically its a no holes barred event. But to me she was too thick, a-hole was not clean, stretch marks, zero massage skills, and wants you to her big ass. If thats not an issue, then she is the girl for you. She turns 40 next month.

What does she look like? Attractive? Hot? Thin? Thick? Fat? Is she at one of the No Tels or near the airport?

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken; 1146374]Called Mandy after seeing her CL post for massage.

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/thp/2233554108.html[/url]

Glad I did. She is a sweet college gal who uses a hotel on 27th for massage and fun. She does nude undraped with a HE. YMMV as today I saw reviews of her on another forum where it appears she may provide other services. Very nice and easy to talk to. You can tell she is new to this, see her why you can before she changes her mind about being in the business or starts going to school full time. I will be going back for sure.[/QUOTE]

To add to what Lefty is saying, did you leave actually feeling like your body received a legit, CMT quality massage?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1146778]When you say nude do you mean you are nude or she is? There is another Mandy age 35 on BP that looks like this one. Same person? The CL ad only shows her face. What does the rest look like? Price points? Which hotel? There are some I will simply not go to.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken;1146330]Boy I must be an idiot. I went to see her this week and just got a straight, draped massage w / no HE! I went for an hour and she actually massaged me for 50 minutes. Maybe she thought I was LE or something because I am in shape and under 40 or she actually trying to make it as a legit massage provider.[/QUOTE]I had exactly the same experience yesterday.

Claims she has a serious boyfriend now.

I had seen her about 5 times over the last7 months, each time got it a little worse.

She been deleted from my monger phone!

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1146778]When you say nude do you mean you are nude or she is? There is another Mandy age 35 on BP that looks like this one. Same person? The CL ad only shows her face. What does the rest look like? Price points? Which hotel? There are some I will simply not go to.[/QUOTE]Both of us were nude. She is a very sexy, average build, multi racial (I think white and latino) .21 yo college student. I give her body a 7 and her face a 7. 5 as far as looks go. She is NOT the 35 yo Mandy from down but the airport. Massage was decent, not CMT quality, but good. Hotel was on 27th just south of Layton. Hope this clarifies some things for you guys.

Thank you for the further info!

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken;1147747]Both of us were nude. She is a very sexy, average build, multi racial (I think white and latino) .21 yo college student. I give her body a 7 and her face a 7. 5 as far as looks go. She is NOT the 35 yo Mandy from down but the airport. Massage was decent, not CMT quality, but good. Hotel was on 27th just south of Layton. Hope this clarifies some things for you guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rubberchicken;1147747]Both of us were nude. She is a very sexy, average build, multi racial (I think white and latino) .21 yo college student. I give her body a 7 and her face a 7. 5 as far as looks go. She is NOT the 35 yo Mandy from down but the airport. Massage was decent, not CMT quality, but good. Hotel was on 27th just south of Layton. Hope this clarifies some things for you guys.[/QUOTE]How much was the damage and for how long?

[QUOTE=Days Fun; 1147409]I had exactly the same experience yesterday.

Claims she has a serious boyfriend now.

I had seen her about 5 times over the last7 months, each time got it a little worse.

She been deleted from my monger phone! [/QUOTE]Too bad, I haven't seen her in a while and now I'm glad I didn't. Got decent service about 3 months ago and didn't notice any decline. Hope my review didn't steer anybody wrong. Will miss those tits, but not terribly interested in a half assed massage from her. Thinking I'll be deleting too.

[QUOTE=Days Fun; 1147409]I had exactly the same experience yesterday.

Claims she has a serious boyfriend now.

I had seen her about 5 times over the last7 months, each time got it a little worse.

She been deleted from my monger phone! [/QUOTE]Too bad, I haven't seen her in a while and now I'm glad I didn't. Got decent service about 3 months ago and didn't notice any decline. Hope my review didn't steer anybody wrong. Will miss those tits, but not terribly interested in a half assed massage from her. Thinking I'll be deleting too.

She has my Yahoo email adress from when I inquired about her ad the first time I saw her. Occasionally she would send out messages about specials she's offering. Last one she sent out around valentines day. Anyway, I responded back to her and told her I might be interested and that I would call her if I had time. Since then she's been pestering the sh! T out of me via email to set up an appointment. Business must be getting scarce for her. I kid you not, I told her I would call her by such and such a time on Tuesday if I could make it, and I have gotten like 4 emails asking me to confirm a time. WTF part of my not calling because I didn't have time was confusing to her? If I get any more messages from her, I might just have to add her to my spam list. I'm glad she doesn't have the digits to the monger hotline, she'd probably be blowing that up too. Until recently, I had kinda liked her. She was always nice to me, and we had gotten comfortable enough with eachother that we didn't even fake the massage. We would get right to whatever I needed and that was that. It was nice to know that a sure thing was only an email away. After this email thing. She seems a little desperate.

[QUOTE=X Factor414;1148146]How much was the damage and for how long?[/QUOTE]Yes please share.

[QUOTE=Flattopper;1148243]Until recently, I had kinda liked her. She was always nice to me, and we had gotten comfortable enough with eachother that we didn't even fake the massage. We would get right to whatever I needed and that was that. It was nice to know that a sure thing was only an email away. After this email thing. She seems a little desperate.[/QUOTE]My guess is that with her decision to go legit cut down significantly on the number of mongers going to see her. Like you I decent times with her because I knew what I was going to get. A cheap so-so massage, a chance to meet a relative, and FS with a girl with nice tits. You take the last option out of the equation and I see no reason to visit her.

Why, I am the person who advertises in the Therapeutic Section of CL on a regular basis. I advertise even when I'm not taking new clients because I LOVE to see my name displayed for all to see. I also like to lead you to my seductinve website so you can see the seductive picture of me. You see I am VERY pretty and love the powerful feeling when I get you guys turned on with my undraped massages. You can also see on my website all the areas that I profess to be an "expert" in besides massage. You see I am very GRANDIOSE. Never minkd that I have no credentials, training, etc, that really doesn't matter, does it? What counts are the men I can seduce and manipulate in my executive, upscale office. The cuter you are and the more money you have, the longer I will carry you as my client. I will lie to my heart's content to get you to believe whatever I want. (Sometimes I actually believe the lies that I tell.) When I get bored with you, or worse yet, think that you might be on to me, I will get rid of you in an instant. You see, I really don't care at all about you or your feelings. It's all about me, isn't it? Deep down I know what a fraud I really am, I just don't want you (or me) to have to think about that, because that would just ruin EVERYTHING. I really have to go now because I need to tan and, quite frankly, you all are really quite boring to me. Just keep giving me the attention (and money) I crave-I deserve it!

[QUOTE=Ptbarnum;1148329]Why, I am the person who advertises in the Therapeutic Section of CL on a regular basis. I advertise even when I'm not taking new clients because I LOVE to see my name displayed for all to see. I also like to lead you to my seductinve website so you can see the seductive picture of me. You see I am VERY pretty and love the powerful feeling when I get you guys turned on with my undraped massages. You can also see on my website all the areas that I profess to be an "expert" in besides massage. You see I am very GRANDIOSE. Never minkd that I have no credentials, training, etc, that really doesn't matter, does it? What counts are the men I can seduce and manipulate in my executive, upscale office. The cuter you are and the more money you have, the longer I will carry you as my client. I will lie to my heart's content to get you to believe whatever I want. (Sometimes I actually believe the lies that I tell.) When I get bored with you, or worse yet, think that you might be on to me, I will get rid of you in an instant. You see, I really don't care at all about you or your feelings. It's all about me, isn't it? Deep down I know what a fraud I really am, I just don't want you (or me) to have to think about that, because that would just ruin EVERYTHING. I really have to go now because I need to tan and, quite frankly, you all are really quite boring to me. Just keep giving me the attention (and money) I crave-I deserve it![/QUOTE]Courtney?

Sounds like Courtney did a number on you. Rule #1, don't get involved emotionally with any provider.

I don't get why people go back to her anyway. Her service is subpar and she provides nothing more the a HE at the cost of full service.

[QUOTE=Waukesha; 1148496]Sounds like Courtney did a number on you. Rule #1, don't get involved emotionally with any provider.

I don't get why people go back to her anyway. Her service is subpar and she provides nothing more the a HE at the cost of full service. [/QUOTE]Has anyone gotten a HE during the past year? I agree with PT. She's a loon.

Red. Yea, she was sure thing but I don't like the spam emails.

Anyone ever get a 4 hour erection? I booked 3 massages this weekend and took some Viagra. After the last massage I went home and got a hard on. Damn thing would not go away unless I stood up and iced it. As soon as I would sit or lay down, relax, it would come back. It was sore. Leather dick syndrome where its hard but you can't get off. Masterbating would just be too painful. Its better today but still sore. Hard ons are great but when they are sore and you can't get off, very frustrating.

Agreed. I didn't find her thrilling enough to ever return (she's clinical and dull) but she delivered the HE and therefore was not a scam. Don't have a problem with guys who like her, don't understand all the anger either. Can't imagine getting excited about her either way.

[QUOTE=Waukesha; 1148496]Sounds like Courtney did a number on you. Rule #1, don't get involved emotionally with any provider.

I don't get why people go back to her anyway. Her service is subpar and she provides nothing more the a HE at the cost of full service. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1148597]Has anyone gotten a HE during the past year? I agree with PT. She's a loon.

Red. Yea, she was sure thing but I don't like the spam emails.

Anyone ever get a 4 hour erection? I booked 3 massages this weekend and took some Viagra. After the last massage I went home and got a hard on. Damn thing would not go away unless I stood up and iced it. As soon as I would sit or lay down, relax, it would come back. It was sore. Leather dick syndrome where its hard but you can't get off. Masterbating would just be too painful. Its better today but still sore. Hard ons are great but when they are sore and you can't get off, very frustrating. [/QUOTE]I have never had the 4 hour erection problem, but I will share this with you for what it's worth. When I first talked to my Doc about Viagra I also asked him about Cialis. He said he is much more comfortable prescribing V for just such a reason. If you have a side effect it should only last about 4 hours with V. With Cialis you might have been icing your dick for 36 hours, ouch!

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1148597]Anyone ever get a 4 hour erection? . . . . Leather dick syndrome where its hard but you can't get off.[/QUOTE]Fuck Lefty, aging sucks and not like a Black B1tch lookin' at a C note. I used to get erections and I could fuck all day. I snagged one woman by fucking her for 2 hours straight without getting off. She thought something was wrong with her, and had to get back with me just to see if she could make me cum. I fucked her a good three hours the next night and still didn't blow. The third time I came three times in her, just to let her know it could be done. That shit lasted well into my 40's.

Ah, but sweet maturity. Now sometimes I can't get up. Even with Vitamin V I've had varying results. Sometimes I get up, and I can't get off. More often than not that's the case, especially with those fucking condoms. If I do get hard, just slip a condom on my hard dick and he turns into limp Richard in an instant. I have one provider that will let me fuck her bareback, and I'm sure enough of her that I won't go home with something incurable, but the b1tch charges me $250 an hour.

I wish I was in my 20s again. I was fucking this blond b1tch at a massage parlor in Madison { now closed. }, and I nutted in her without a condom on. I played it really cool, and didn't moan or groan, just silently buttered her bun. She asked if I had cum, and I said "no". She said that it was really wet down there, and I said "it must be you," and kept fucking her. I stayed hard until my second nut. Jesus, the human body is wonder, and it sucks to lose it over a period of time.

Now I have to jack off with a Brillo pad just to feel anything.

Enjoy it while you can, you young fellers, because when it goes, it goes.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128;1148680]I have never had the 4 hour erection problem, but I will share this with you for what it's worth. When I first talked to my Doc about Viagra I also asked him about Cialis. He said he is much more comfortable prescribing V for just such a reason. If you have a side effect it should only last about 4 hours with V. With Cialis you might have been icing your dick for 36 hours, ouch![/QUOTE]I use both. V works fast. C lasts longer but takes longer to kick in. I've been at half mass all day, taking some hot baths, and then icing.

But lets get back to massage stories. Has anyone gotten a HE from Miss C?

Well, I got ahold of Mandy this a. M, I kind of wish I didn't.

The rate was 125, the massage was more ofnanrub. Then forth finish she got me thinking I was getting more then expected, as she pulled out a condom. Nope, just a HE, but with a condom. That was a first for me.

I'd say her other report was accurate on her description, and she didn't mind my hand wandering. She had a nice personality. In was actually hoping for a semi decent massage today though.

I won't repeat.

Called up my LMT that gives HEs and she informed me she has a new part time gig that will reduce her availability. They times just won't work. So I am back on prowl searching for another, better, younger, hotter, LMT that loves to make a man relaxed like no other.

Wish me luck.

Has anyone seen Mya yet?

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kings-delight-24/3580843[/url]

She looks pretty hot but I haven't had much luck with her returning my calls as of yet.

Thanks for the tips. I say I am back on the prowl and I get two messages with some helpful advice. Going to try to see one of them tomorrow and give a full in-depth review. I personally love a great massage with a HE from a cute girl. Thats really all I am asking for. I have my methods of shaking a few out of the trees but I'll hit the recommendations first.

Stay tuned.

[QUOTE=Sluggo1; 1149601]Has anyone seen Mya yet?

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kings-delight-24/3580843[/url]

She looks pretty hot but I haven't had much luck with her returning my calls as of yet. [/QUOTE]I've had my eye on this one since her first ad went up. I've tried calling twice to no avail.

[QUOTE=Sluggo1; 1149601]Has anyone seen Mya yet?

[url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kings-delight-24/3580843[/url]

She looks pretty hot but I haven't had much luck with her returning my calls as of yet. [/QUOTE]I have seen her with carmen 4 hand.

Major up sell will cost you 2 for topless rubbing HR.

Not very impressed pics are old better out there for the rate