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[QUOTE=Howard5354;1355901]I just spent time with Brooklyn. She opened the door butt naked and my johnson got harder than Chinese math. We got naked and she rubbed lotion all over me, then we started fucking. She rode me, then turned over and I hit that pretty ass from the rear, then a little miss, but she almost put those long pretty legs behind her head and I got nothing but pure wet pussy and I pounded it long and good. She will kiss, tongue, and fuck at the same time. She will make sounds like you are fucking the shit out of her and it helps even if they are fake. She rode my johnson and I watched that her fine ass arch her back and do some fucking. She was working real hard to get me to cum, but I had popped down a blue pill so I could hit that pussy for at least an hour. She is the second best piece of pussy I have had this year, so fellows contact this lady and get some of her sweet pussy. This girl knows how to make love. I am going back soon for round two. I may pop two blue pills and sign up for 2 hours.[/QUOTE]Who was the best piece of pussy that was better than Brooklyn?

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1355901]I just spent time with Brooklyn. She opened the door butt naked and my johnson got harder than Chinese math. We got naked and she rubbed lotion all over me, then we started fucking. She rode me, then turned over and I hit that pretty ass from the rear, then a little miss, but she almost put those long pretty legs behind her head and I got nothing but pure wet pussy and I pounded it long and good. She will kiss, tongue, and fuck at the same time. She will make sounds like you are fucking the shit out of her and it helps even if they are fake. She rode my johnson and I watched that her fine ass arch her back and do some fucking. She was working real hard to get me to cum, but I had popped down a blue pill so I could hit that pussy for at least an hour. She is the second best piece of pussy I have had this year, so fellows contact this lady and get some of her sweet pussy. This girl knows how to make love. I am going back soon for round two. I may pop two blue pills and sign up for 2 hours.[/QUOTE]She's fantastic. She was Raven at the Geisha House a few years ago. Now she's working off Backpage. She knows how to FUCK! A spectacular piece of ass.

[QUOTE=Heialak;1356060]Who was the best piece of pussy that was better than Brooklyn?[/QUOTE]Alexis4U by far is the best pussy I have had so far. She cannot fuck as good as Brooklyn but she makes love better. Alexis always smells good and has a smoking body and an ass like a hot black girl. Alexis gives you the entire package, nice place to fuck, usually in an upscale hotel like the Hilton or Marriott, and fellows its a big difference between fucking in an upscale hotel than in cheap ass Motel 6. As I walked down the halls I fantasized that Halley Berry or Kim Kardasian was going to be behind door number one. She opened the door wearing nothing but tong panties and I walked behind her watching that ass and wanted to throw her down and just eat some ass. I am an ass man par excellence! She is a great kisser. We tongue kiss while my Johnson was slightly touching her wet pussy, and once we started I banged it for a long time, even played with that ring in her pussy with my tongue. Fellows, this is off the shelf prime pussy. Her rate is $300, way above my booty budget but sometimes you just got to say - what the fuck. I even gave her a tip!

If I were a rich king I would put her fine ass on retainer! On top of all this, she is a very sweet girl.

Alexis4U.

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Has anyone seen Summer lately? She seems to have disappeared.

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Asia 470 233-0438. Hello, my hobby neighbors up North. Has anyone seen Asia? I saw her at the end of last year here in Chicago and had a blast, though there certainly was potential for a lesser experience, and other's experiences were not quite as good. Wondering if anyone has seen her lately and care to compare notes by PM? I'm planning on being in your fine town soon and might be up for a repeat. Thanks!

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Asia 470 233-0438. Hello, my hobby neighbors up North. Has anyone seen Asia? I saw her at the end of last year here in Chicago and had a blast, though there certainly was potential for a lesser experience, and other's experiences were not quite as good. Wondering if anyone has seen her lately and care to compare notes by PM? I'm planning on being in your fine town soon and might be up for a repeat. Thanks![/QUOTE]I have been in contact with her. She told me that she will be back in town on Wed and I plan on seeing fine honey.

I heard that Danielle got the best tits in Madison, even heard this from other providers, so I start calling her on Friday, she never returned a single damn call, so I sent her a text, no response. I called her Sat, Sun, and Monday, when she called me so we set up an appointment today for 4, so I called her at 3, 3:30, then at 4. No response. She is a complete waste of time. I will never call her again. Fuck those tits.

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Sorry for your loss and thanks for the information. Unfortunately, your experience seems to be the norm for BP pussy. Reports like your's make this site a worthwhile place to check out.

Phompee.

[QUOTE=Howard5354; 1382107]I heard that Danielle got the best tits in Madison, even heard this from other providers, so I start calling her on Friday, she never returned a single damn call, so I sent her a text, no response. I called her Sat, Sun, and Monday, when she called me so we set up an appointment today for 4, so I called her at 3, 3:30, then at 4. No response. She is a complete waste of time. I will never call her again. Fuck those tits.

[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielles-vdays-specs-tdaytom-22/5539191[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phompee; 1382238]Sorry for your loss and thanks for the information. Unfortunately, your experience seems to be the norm for BP pussy. Reports like your's make this site a worthwhile place to check out.

Phompee.[/QUOTE]There are however a few gems on BP such as Brooklyn, Nikki, and others who follow up. Just have to read reviews. I should have listened to another provider who told me that she was unreliable but pussy hunting is just like the hunger games, you win some and lose a whole lot more.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1382383]There are however a few gems on BP such as Brooklyn, Nikki, and others who follow up. Just have to read reviews. I should have listened to another provider who told me that she was unreliable but pussy hunting is just like the hunger games, you win some and lose a whole lot more.[/QUOTE]I've heard that she is going downhill since I had last seen her a couple months ago. Sorry to hear you had a bad experience. Sounds like there might be some issues going on in her life.

[QUOTE=Howard5354; 1382107]I heard that Danielle got the best tits in Madison, even heard this from other providers, so I start calling her on Friday, she never returned a single damn call, so I sent her a text, no response. I called her Sat, Sun, and Monday, when she called me so we set up an appointment today for 4, so I called her at 3, 3:30, then at 4. No response. She is a complete waste of time. I will never call her again. Fuck those tits.

[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielles-vdays-specs-tdaytom-22/5539191[/url][/QUOTE]I have seen Danielle and had no trouble with contacting her or getting an appointment. I do think she has the greatest tits around by far, and she was, and still is my all time favorite, and until I find more bad reports or have a bad experience myself she will remain my all time favorite. I appreciate your input on her, for now I am willing to take my chances until I here more bad or until I have a bad experience for myself. She is just to good, not to see her anymore.

I will have to see her again. Sounds like you are having a good experience. I might of caught her on a bad day, it was kind of rushed and we just didn't seem to have a connection. But I did like those tits.

[QUOTE=Heialak;1383431]I have seen Danielle and had no trouble with contacting her or getting an appointment. I do think she has the greatest tits around by far, and she was, and still is my all time favorite, and until I find more bad reports or have a bad experience myself she will remain my all time favorite. I appreciate your input on her, for now I am willing to take my chances until I here more bad or until I have a bad experience for myself. She is just to good, not to see her anymore.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sky Flyer;1383464]I will have to see her again. Sounds like you are having a good experience. I might of caught her on a bad day, it was kind of rushed and we just didn't seem to have a connection. But I did like those tits.[/QUOTE]Report back on your most recent experience with Danielle.

You know Howard I just don't remember much about it. It was a couple months ago. Nice incall location. Nice looking, nice tits. We agreed on a time and then she kept pushing it back until about a hour later. It was a bit rushed, DATY but she gets sensitive quickly so that ends that. A quick BJ but I can't recall if it was covered or not. Then FS. Like I say it was fairly forgettable. I don't want to be unfair to her, because it seems like there are guys that really like her. We just didn't seem to hit it off. Maybe we were both having bad days. I would be willing to try again I guess.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1383665]Report back on your most recent experience with Danielle.[/QUOTE]

No-Destiny, Natalia, Suzanne.

Maybe-Precious from Milwaukee.

Yes-Kaydee from Milwaukee.

I have done more looking and calling lately than seeing girls, because I have been sick for a while. Figured I would share a few of the girls I was considering based on price and the ad on backpage. If anyone has seen any of these girls I would love some information on them to see if I want to see one of them. I know lower prices don't necessarily mean the best price. Sometimes, but not always, you get what you pay for. I have had pretty good luck going on the cheap since if it is a bust at least you didn't spend so much. If you contact any of these girls to try to get this price you are going to have to work for it, they aren't just going to offer it to you. All I am telling you is that if you talk to them nice and keep working on them they will eventually give you that price. All of the information that I got was done during this week.

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Said she would go. 7$ with GFE and she sounded quite nice, but that doesn't mean much. Problem is that she is leaving sometime this week.

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She advertises early bird specials for. 7$ but she said she would do it anytime. Does not french kiss, but sounded really nice and real.

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Said she would do. 7$ with GFE and BBBJ and swallow. Has a got a real strong accent.

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Took a while but she agreed to 70 anytime I call her back. GFE. When I first asked she wanted $.25. She looked a little scarey to me with the afro, but she said her hair is straight now like the one ad. Not sure why she would post the one with the afro when she has the much nicer looking pictures available in my opinion.

Girls that I have seen and highly recommend are listed below. There are more but they are 2 of my favorites.

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I have seen Amanda before and I think she is a great choice. She has early and late specials for. 7$ every morning and night. I saw her on her special and she told me I could come back at any time for the special. Highly recommended. GFE but everything covered.

[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielle-has-day-specials-22/5703449[/url]

My all time favorite. I saw her for $ but she said I could come back anytime for. 8$. GFE, BBBJ with swallow.

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She isn't around much anymore but when she is and has the. 8$ special she is a must see. GFE with everything covered. If it is the first time you see her she might not do DFK or DATY.

[QUOTE=Pixielover; 1386812]No-Destiny, Natalia, Suzanne.

Maybe-Precious from Milwaukee.

Yes-Kaydee from Milwaukee.[/QUOTE]What is wrong with Suzanne? I was thinking of seeing her when she had a 2 girl show for $.50 which she said I could have almost anytime as long as another girl was available. Either Natalia or someone else. I have talked to Natalia and have not gotten good vibes from her. Sounds like she doesn't really do anything except for collect the cash. Thought the 2 girl with Suzanne might be a good chance to get my hands on those oversized boobs without being a total loss. Are you talking about the bbw Destiny? Haven't had any experience with her except to know that she isn't GFE. Would really like to hear more about your experiences with these girls other than just no to them.

Does Precious and Kaydee come to Madison. If so it would be great to hear the good and bad for both of them instead of just maybe or yes.

Ok muthah fuckahs, I'm telling you now, Mercades is the best. She's got a petite well toned little body with just the right amount of ass. I LOVE DATY with this girl because 1.) She's clean and sweet and nice. 2.) She's got a good size love bump that fits nicely into my mouth. 3.) She cums really hard when she cums and is fun to chase around the bed, and 4.) She squirts!

Perky little tea cup titties, beautiful skin tone, and really cares about getting your nut as well as hers. She's cute too.

So if you like black girls, this girl's for you. If you don't like black girls, go fuck yourself.

Cooch

I agree, Mercades is really a lot of fun. She has the almost perfect little ass and if you like eating pussy (I do) she should be on top of the list.

But I haven't seen her ad lately, is she still around?

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1409366]Ok muthah fuckahs, I'm telling you now, Mercades is the best. She's got a petite well toned little body with just the right amount of ass. I LOVE DATY with this girl because 1.) She's clean and sweet and nice. 2.) She's got a good size love bump that fits nicely into my mouth. 3.) She cums really hard when she cums and is fun to chase around the bed, and 4.) She squirts!

Perky little tea cup titties, beautiful skin tone, and really cares about getting your nut as well as hers. She's cute too.

So if you like black girls, this girl's for you. If you don't like black girls, go fuck yourself.

Cooch[/QUOTE]

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Any one see this one? No hits on tineye, nothing turns up on phone search. Looks very nice.

If your thinking of checking elsewhere, stay away from beloit. I have been ripped off there for 3 years, every call has promised heaven and they take your money and run. There may be a good one somewhere in beloit, but after 3 years and 6 payments I quit. The last one wanted 80 and would do 69 oral and anything I wanted. We met at a motel and she had no cash so I gave her the room rent, she got the room and then I went in. Wouldn't do oral without a condom, but expected me to do oral with nothing. I ended the session and dropped the rest of the cash and then she told me that I was to pay for the room and give her 80 bucks and she wanted more. I should have jacked off and gave the salvation army 50 and I would have felt good and been ahead in the cash dept. Beloit, don't go there. Stay in Madison.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1409366]Ok muthah fuckahs, I'm telling you now, Mercades is the best. She's got a petite well toned little body with just the right amount of ass. I LOVE DATY with this girl because 1.) She's clean and sweet and nice. 2.) She's got a good size love bump that fits nicely into my mouth. 3.) She cums really hard when she cums and is fun to chase around the bed, and 4.) She squirts!

Perky little tea cup titties, beautiful skin tone, and really cares about getting your nut as well as hers. She's cute too.

So if you like black girls, this girl's for you. If you don't like black girls, go fuck yourself.

Cooch[/QUOTE]I agree that Mercades is a great girl to see with a great menu with great prices. I saw her last year when she was going by Destiny and being accused of working with LE. I thought I reported that last year, but I don't know if I did for sure.

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Said she would do. 7$ with GFE and BBBJ and swallow. Has a got a real strong accent.

I saw this girl and she was awesome. She is older than she advertises, but her body and attidtude are younger than she advertises. Very nice!

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Took a while but she agreed to 70 anytime I call her back. GFE. When I first asked she wanted $.25. She looked a little scarey to me with the afro, but she said her hair is straight now like the one ad. Not sure why she would post the one with the afro when she has the much nicer looking pictures available in my opinion.

Went to see this girl and the pictures are either fake or really old. The pictures with her in the bikini aren't even close. The pictures with the afro could be close if you ad 20 or 30 pounds or more. She is the first girl that I have ever walked out on.

[QUOTE=Heialak; 1413410][url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/satisfaction-is-my-best-quality-ebony-and-cuban-22/5699137[/url]

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Took a while but she agreed to 70 anytime I call her back. GFE. When I first asked she wanted $.25. She looked a little scarey to me with the afro, but she said her hair is straight now like the one ad. Not sure why she would post the one with the afro when she has the much nicer looking pictures available in my opinion.

Went to see this girl and the pictures are either fake or really old. The pictures with her in the bikini aren't even close. The pictures with the afro could be close if you ad 20 or 30 pounds or more. She is the first girl that I have ever walked out on.[/QUOTE]I passed on her.

[QUOTE=Heialak; 1413405][url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-one-and-only-southern-belle-ms-babydoll-28/5519544[/url]

Said she would do. 7$ with GFE and BBBJ and swallow. Has a got a real strong accent.

I saw this girl and she was awesome. She is older than she advertises, but her body and attidtude are younger than she advertises. Very nice![/QUOTE]How long for the $70. 00? How is her body as she does not post pics of her body.

[QUOTE=Heialak;1413399]I agree that Mercades is a great girl to see with a great menu with great prices. I saw her last year when she was going by Destiny and being accused of working with LE. I thought I reported that last year, but I don't know if I did for sure.[/QUOTE]I reported on destiny last year. I hit and ate that pussy like a wild man and she came hard. I have seen her twice and never go back for a A third time. Too much new pussy!

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1413635]I reported on destiny last year. I hit and ate that pussy like a wild man and she came hard. I have seen her twice and never go back for a A third time. Too much new pussy![/QUOTE]Yep, that's the problem. Too much new pussy. We find someone like Destiny / Mercades who is so fucking special, but we have to go get ripped off by some newcomer who doesn't cum across with the goods no how. I love new pussy, I love new black pussy. I love hittin' something that I've never hit before. And I've had so many lackluster to bad experiences, I wonder why I don't just stick to jacking off.

But mostly I wonder why I don't stick with a provider who's cute, sexy, shapely, gets into sex, cums hard, squirts, kisses, is clean and honest.

The answer? Because being a monger is fucking CRAZY! I'm nuts, cuckoo, bugs, daffy, touched, goofy, fucked up, squirrelly, bone headed, dippy, dingy, deranged, and mental.

How many of our posts are about being ripped off and dissatisfied, yet we ignore the providers that could eliminate each and every one of those posts.

Get the straight jacket, Ma. I'm going mongering.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1413798]Yep, that's the problem. Too much new pussy. We find someone like Destiny / Mercades who is so fucking special, but we have to go get ripped off by some newcomer who doesn't cum across with the goods no how. I love new pussy, I love new black pussy. I love hittin' something that I've never hit before. And I've had so many lackluster to bad experiences, I wonder why I don't just stick to jacking off.

But mostly I wonder why I don't stick with a provider who's cute, sexy, shapely, gets into sex, cums hard, squirts, kisses, is clean and honest.

The answer? Because being a monger is fucking CRAZY! I'm nuts, cuckoo, bugs, daffy, touched, goofy, fucked up, squirrelly, bone headed, dippy, dingy, deranged, and mental.

How many of our posts are about being ripped off and dissatisfied, yet we ignore the providers that could eliminate each and every one of those posts.

Get the straight jacket, Ma. I'm going mongering.[/QUOTE]Its simple. Once new pussy is discovered there is a mad dash by the mongers of the world. The ladies know that their pussy is in high demand so they begin to rush or slack trying to make all that new loot and the new good pussy soon become old pussy. All the mongers hitting it stretches it. This is the main reason I book all my appointments before 10 AM in the morning. A provider told me that her pussy is real tight in the morning. The last man to hit the pussy gets loose pussy.

Next, there is a small window of success for the newly discovered good pussy, three, perhaps four years or so, then it either retires, gets married, or gets knocked up. So the monger is like an 16th Century explorer. Always has to be searching for new and better land. It is a never ending process. The good pussy I used to hit five years ago have all vanished. In short, there is an expiration date on everything, including pussy.

There seems to be lots more fake pics that usual on BP with ridiculously hot models.

Here is one:

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I saw here anyway. I wasn't expecting the girl in the pics, but the girl that was there was the exact opposite. She was very petite with A cups and she was black.

Like I said, I wasn't surprised, but to make matters worse, her service was terrible. Her list of no's was much longer than the list of yes's.

I've had worse, but I should have left upon seeing her just out of the principle of not rewarding the working girls for using fake pics.

[QUOTE=Ontheroad;1414477]There seems to be lots more fake pics that usual on BP with ridiculously hot models.[/QUOTE]What sucks just as bad, you ask fake pic escort what she looks like and she says "didn't you see my pics?"."Yes I did see them, which why I'm fucking asking you what you look like because fuck, you're clearly not the escort shown in your ad!"

The escorts who post real pics must be pissed, because these fake pic bitches are ruining the fucking market.

Question, are all the fake pic escorts ugly as shit, or are some of them attractive?

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1413633]How long for the $70. 00? How is her body as she does not post pics of her body.[/QUOTE]That was for 30 minutes. I thought she had a great body. Very short and petite. 34b, is what She told me, but a very nice 34b, I would have guessed a C

[QUOTE=Too Nice;1414789]Question, are all the fake pic escorts ugly as shit, or are some of them attractive?[/QUOTE]Maybe crazier, I dunno. But I do know this. I will do anything to get laid. Okay, just about anything: I do have some limits. Of course, those limits are disappearing so quickly I barely have time to violate them. Anyway, one of the things I've done for free / reduced price coochie is to place escort ads.

Now escorts / wh0res being the kind of people they are, invariably tell me the ads aren't working, and that their phone isn't ringing, and that people are calling but no one is showing. But when the ad comes down, man they are calling me asking to post them again. Hmmm? The ad brings them nothing, yet they can tell the day it stops working?

I don't care about their bullshit as long as I'm getting some discount coochie or maybe a freebie thrown at me from time to time.

And I do know this:

As crazy as they are, h00kers are people. And as people, they have various motivations besides selling pussy for cash. I have been posting for this one girl for about 10 years. I actually met her when she was 17 and stripping in a club using a fake I'd. I nailed her when she was 18, so NO, I didn't violate any child abuse laws. God knows how many people did.

Anyway, this babe is now 28 and has aspirations of becoming a professional, as in a medical professional. No, not the fucking CNA bullshit, but a licensed, full-fledged, medical practitioner (as in doctor, dentist, physician's assistant kind of professional). She gets straight A's, is active in student government and is considered one of the best students where she attends.

And she dates.

Life aint right unless she's turning tricks. That's just the way she is. I told her that she'll be forty, making six figures, on some board somewhere, and she'll still have to sell pussy for money just to feel right. She laughed and agreed.

So does she want her picture used in her ad? Well my fellow mongers, take a picture of yourself, post it on backpage with an ad that reads: [b]Hey, I buy pussy for cash! [/b] Middle aged white male. 6'11".210 lbs, great shape. Love to eat pussy and shove my fingers up assholes. Nice guy, but into verbal abuse as I approach orgasm. Prefers uncovered but will pay for a blowjob with a rubber with some negotiation and bitching. Please call me at 414-555-h0re. Ask for Phil Pseudonym.

So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly. Besides that, this girl gets into her sessions, so you will have the time of your life. But when the cop who lives next door sees her in the grocery store, they won't be any wiser as to what her avocation is.

Does this excuse this? I guess not. Let's face it. If the picture looked like Whoopi Goldberg, but Beyonce opened the door, not a one of you would b1tch about fake pics. It's when the pic looks like Jada Fire and Precious opens the door that we get a little pissed. No one minds the bait and switch if the switch is better than the bait.

So guys, I guess all I can say is "Quit bitching." We're mongers working with wh0res. If you pick up a scorpion and pet it like a puppy dog, you're going to get stung. Use tineye or google pics and if it pisses you off enough, call the b1tch up and say "What the fuck? Your pics are spread all over the internet like shit on pig farm. Who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid? I'm posting that you're a fake, and I hope your tits drop off." I did exactly that when some "see you in Tiajuana" posted pics of Lacey Duvalle on her ad. I mean really. That would be like me posting a picture of Brad Pitt as myself. (Honestly, we're both white, have blue eyes, and sport beards, so I guess I can use his pic.)

So enough of my confession and rant. Use the tools available to you and bust the bitches. Beyond that? As an offender myself, I have no answers.

Coochie you are right. If the provider is close or even better no complain. Now if any of the girls that you know make a trip to Chicago or close let me know. I rather visit someone that is coming from you. I know some providers like to make weekend trip to other citys because they don't worry about seeing someone the know. Thanks DOC.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1415375]Maybe crazier, I dunno. But I do know this. I will do anything to get laid. Okay, just about anything: I do have some limits. Of course, those limits are disappearing so quickly I barely have time to violate them. Anyway, one of the things I've done for free / reduced price coochie is to place escort ads.

Now escorts / wh0res being the kind of people they are, invariably tell me the ads aren't working, and that their phone isn't ringing, and that people are calling but no one is showing. But when the ad comes down, man they are calling me asking to post them again. Hmmm? The ad brings them nothing, yet they can tell the day it stops working?

I don't care about their bullshit as long as I'm getting some discount coochie or maybe a freebie thrown at me from time to time.

And I do know this:

As crazy as they are, h00kers are people. And as people, they have various motivations besides selling pussy for cash. I have been posting for this one girl for about 10 years. I actually met her when she was 17 and stripping in a club using a fake I'd. I nailed her when she was 18, so NO, I didn't violate any child abuse laws. God knows how many people did.

Anyway, this babe is now 28 and has aspirations of becoming a professional, as in a medical professional. No, not the fucking CNA bullshit, but a licensed, full-fledged, medical practitioner (as in doctor, dentist, physician's assistant kind of professional). She gets straight A's, is active in student government and is considered one of the best students where she attends.

And she dates.

Life aint right unless she's turning tricks. That's just the way she is. I told her that she'll be forty, making six figures, on some board somewhere, and she'll still have to sell pussy for money just to feel right. She laughed and agreed.

So does she want her picture used in her ad? Well my fellow mongers, take a picture of yourself, post it on backpage with an ad that reads: [b]Hey, I buy pussy for cash! [/b] Middle aged white male. 6'11".210 lbs, great shape. Love to eat pussy and shove my fingers up assholes. Nice guy, but into verbal abuse as I approach orgasm. Prefers uncovered but will pay for a blowjob with a rubber with some negotiation and bitching. Please call me at 414-555-h0re. Ask for Phil Pseudonym.

So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly. Besides that, this girl gets into her sessions, so you will have the time of your life. But when the cop who lives next door sees her in the grocery store, they won't be any wiser as to what her avocation is.

Does this excuse this? I guess not. Let's face it. If the picture looked like Whoopi Goldberg, but Beyonce opened the door, not a one of you would b1tch about fake pics. It's when the pic looks like Jada Fire and Precious opens the door that we get a little pissed. No one minds the bait and switch if the switch is better than the bait.

So guys, I guess all I can say is "Quit bitching." We're mongers working with wh0res. If you pick up a scorpion and pet it like a puppy dog, you're going to get stung. Use tineye or google pics and if it pisses you off enough, call the b1tch up and say "What the fuck? Your pics are spread all over the internet like shit on pig farm. Who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid? I'm posting that you're a fake, and I hope your tits drop off." I did exactly that when some "see you in Tiajuana" posted pics of Lacey Duvalle on her ad. I mean really. That would be like me posting a picture of Brad Pitt as myself. (Honestly, we're both white, have blue eyes, and sport beards, so I guess I can use his pic.)

So enough of my confession and rant. Use the tools available to you and bust the bitches. Beyond that? As an offender myself, I have no answers.[/QUOTE]

Coochie eater was right. We have someone special and we go after these unproven duds and we complain when we get ripped of. I met a lady on sugar daddy and she was smoking hot. She sent me pics of her ass and I wanted to nail this pussy so bad, so we arranged to meet at 12. So I drove about 50 miles to the hotel but she did not show up and called me asking where it was. This was pure bullshit. So I departed and thought about Mercades. I called her and she said sure come right over. I forgot how tight her sweet little body is and how much I liked her personality. She gave me enough good pussy to last for a month and she knows how to fuck and better still she enjoys it. I signed up for an hour but when we checked the clock I had been in her good pussy for close two. Brothers, you have to be in shape to handle this good pussy. She is the best that you are going to find on or off back page. She charges 80 for hh. 160 for the full hour. I signed up for an hour but was hitting that good pussy for 1. 5. You are missing some real good pussy. Just ask Choochie.

Her number is 608 443-6138.

Her back page post is here somewhere and on back page.

She told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.

I called and said I was interested in seeing her and I had 80 to spend. She turned me down. I talked to her for a while and she was very pleasant on the phone. I was supposed to call her later but I went with plan A.

[QUOTE=Howard5354; 1415533]Coochie eater was right. We have someone special and we go after these unproven duds and we complain when we get ripped of. I met a lady on sugar daddy and she was smoking hot. She sent me pics of her ass and I wanted to nail this pussy so bad, so we arranged to meet at 12. So I drove about 50 miles to the hotel but she did not show up and called me asking where it was. This was pure bullshit. So I departed and thought about Mercades. I called her and she said sure come right over. I forgot how tight her sweet little body is and how much I liked her personality. She gave me enough good pussy to last for a month and she knows how to fuck and better still she enjoys it. I signed up for an hour but when we checked the clock I had been in her good pussy for close two. Brothers, you have to be in shape to handle this good pussy. She is the best that you are going to find on or off back page. She charges 80 for hh. 160 for the full hour. I signed up for an hour but was hitting that good pussy for 1. 5. You are missing some real good pussy. Just ask Choochie.

Her number is 608 443-6138.

Her back page post is here somewhere and on back page.

She told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wanttoknow67;1415727]I called and said I was interested in seeing her and I had 80 to spend. She turned me down. I talked to her for a while and she was very pleasant on the phone. I was supposed to call her later but I went with plan A.[/QUOTE]You went with Plan B cause Mercedes is Plan A. You should have called her later. She is among the best in Madison. BTW, sometimes she will tell you to call later if she got something going on. She is not stringing you on. She is too nice to do this kind of crap.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1415533]She [Mercades] told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.[/QUOTE]Life is a b1tch, a fuckin' b1tch, and then you die.

Mercades is moving on, guys. She's leaving Madison for greener pastures. I can't stress enough how great this girl is: Petite, perfect shape little body, great personality, cums hard, gets into sex, likes men, honest (really? Did he say honest?) , not a clock watcher, clean, tasty, perfect little tea cup tits, great round booty that perfectly proportionate to the rest of her, full GFE (I mean she kisses, not the no-rubber GFE) , friendly, intelligent, ambitious, cute and honest (really, to find an honest girl in this business is so fucking rare, I get a hard on just thinking about it.)

And she's gone. She's heading west for the wide open spaces. I believe she told me May, but it could be sooner. She's heading to good ol' California to become [b][red]A PORN STAR! [/red][/b]

So even if she were moving to Dubuque to become sheet metal worker, you should experience this girl at least once.

But man, you get to fuck a porn star before she becomes a porn star! I know all you bastards are cruising the net for porn, stroking your little johnny while wishing you had more ching to hit some real pussy, but imagine being able to watch a porn babe you've actually fucked, stroking it while your computer defrags.

So my word to you. Get on the the fucking phone and set an appointment with this little wonder before she gets too big for YOUR britches. $80 for a half hour? Cheap at twice the price. Cheaper than all you fucks put together.

Tell her Coochie sent you.

Saw this ad [url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/say-hi-to-my-36-dds-my-dds-are-real-boys-come-see-21/5752855[/url] And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.

Dude, do a tineye or google check on the exceptionally fine ladies. Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts. I always make a 160 hour appointment with Mercedes cause I know that pussy is so good I will not want to stop at an half hour. The other day we were fucking so good and she was so wonderful I even fantasized about taking her to city hall and marrying her so I could lay in this good pussy every day. I look at the clock and I had been stroking her for almost two hours, could have gone longer but money was short. Stop chasing ghosts. So get on over there and get a taste of the best pussy in Madison.

[QUOTE=Jimmy62; 1416356]Saw this ad.

[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/say-hi-to-my-36-dds-my-dds-are-real-boys-come-see-21/5752855[/url]

And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.[/QUOTE]