Massage Parlor Reports

Just visited with Amy, I'm liking this girl. The most American looking and sounding yet. Not a boney thing, just perfect. New to town two days ago and 21 years old. Long to her waist brown, yes brown teenager looking hair. Here is the best part so I say, incredible massage skills. I'm thinking and should have asked if she had some training. Oh yes while I'm a fan of the small tops this lady is sporting the firmest set of what I believe to be real breasts in at least a 34D or better. Now I have to believe the firm part as I would never think to touch as this would be so rude and probably result in getting thrown out!

I am stunned. I've been to AMPs all over the Southeast, to include a previous trip to the Y, and today was the first time I wasn't offered and then was denied more than a massage. If you go to the Y and get a girl named Pinky you might want to ask for someone else. I don't know if the chick thought I was LE or what but even during the massage she used a towel between me and her...maybe I have leprosy and don't know it or something. When the massage was over she told me to get dressed. I asked her if that was it and she said that was all. I pressed that question a few times and got the same response. Before I left I asked to talk to the mamason and expressed my displeasure. She talked about new girls and this and that is broken English. She did give me a discount on the door rate even though I didn't ask for one. I don't go to AMPs a lot so when I do I expect at least an hj. I am pissed and lost for words on this one. Anyway if you get a girl named Pinky you might want to ask for another or be more aggressive with her during the massage to see if she seems willing to play. Crap.

[QUOTE=Grl Lvr601]I am stunned. I've been to AMPs all over the Southeast, to include a previous trip to the Y, and today was the first time I wasn't offered and then was denied more than a massage......[/QUOTE]

It's interesting that this happened to you. I've also been to lots of AMPs, including all of the ones that have been in business in this town over the past decade.

And the "Y" (under its previous name) was the ONLY place where I've ever been given massage only, nothing more, and been flat-out denied when I asked.

As you said, it may be LE concerns, though I don't particularly look the part. But they certainly seem to be more cautious than others.

My experience there was 4-5 years ago; and I went down the street and got what I was looking for somewhere else. But the experience soured me on that place, and it was a long time before I returned.

[QUOTE=Jethro63]Just wonderful. Then, awesome cg, k9, mish. For the first time, no finish during FS. She obliged me with a he which took a long time, but she never complained or fussed and was very sensual thru the whole thing.[/QUOTE]Just out of curiousty, why didn't you finish during FS, you couldn't or she didn't let you? I haven't been in awhile but thinking about hitting it up this weekend. Don't want any surprises. Everytime I have been before was a beautiful experience. From the look of the girls to the service. I hope they haven't fixed something that wasn't broken!

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric]It's interesting that this happened to you. I've also been to lots of AMPs, including all of the ones that have been in business in this town over the past decade.

And the "Y" (under its previous name) was the ONLY place where I've ever been given massage only, nothing more, and been flat-out denied when I asked.

As you said, it may be LE concerns, though I don't particularly look the part. But they certainly seem to be more cautious than others.

My experience there was 4-5 years ago; and I went down the street and got what I was looking for somewhere else. But the experience soured me on that place, and it was a long time before I returned.[/QUOTE]

I was traveling that day and went to another AMP in another town and got what I wanted with no problem. I don't want to get into too many details about my appearance but I don't think anything about me screamed "LE". With other options in town it will be a long time before I waste my time at the Y again. Which is really too bad given all the outstanding reports on this board.

Has anybody got a recent report? I heard Robbie is only doing therapeutic massage now, but was hoping she was out of that"phase". Hope to get a report before I try Healing Touch again.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Alamassage1]Has anybody got a recent report? I heard Robbie is only doing therapeutic massage now, but was hoping she was out of that"phase". Hope to get a report before I try Healing Touch again.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I heard that about Robbie as well, but it was from a friend on his first visit, so YMMV. I have visited the other two ladies working there within the past couple of months, and service is same as it ever was.

Worked out at the Y had a great work out. My work out partner was Amy she really worked me out hard, I would recommend Amy she is the best work out partner.

Visited Robbie late last week after over a year and the service was exactly the same. She refuses to do more, but she didn't do any less than before.

[QUOTE=Grl Lvr601]I am stunned. I've been to AMPs all over the Southeast, to include a previous trip to the Y, and today was the first time I wasn't offered and then was denied more than a massage.[/QUOTE]

This happened to me at Time on one occasion. I think she may have been the only person there as she answered the door and took care of me. She didn't even shower me and then she left me in the room by myself for about 15 minutes. I let her catch me in an act while I was in the sauna and when she returned after leaving me to indicate what I wanted. But nothing. It was strangely quite and I think they were in between sets of girls. A couple of days later they were closed for about a week. Then they reopened with a couple of new girls. The next time I was there the new girl was all over me.

That's why the term YMMV exists. Even in the same place you can get different service. It's no different than other businesses. You just never know everything that's going on.

Had a great time at new VIP spa in roebuck.

Small very cute girl nice figure very willing to please and no hassel.

Would recomend checking her out before she leaves.

The Y is my favorite, but I have never gotten 2 attendants at once. Read an earer bad review with this concerning Sky. I have seen Sky twice individually and thought she was great. Anyway, I want to know do the 2 girls focus jUst on you or on each ither too? Looking for 2 girls that are friendly with each other as well or should I just stick with one at a time?

[QUOTE=Sleeper11]The Y is my favorite, but I have never gotten 2 attendants at once. Read an earer bad review with this concerning Sky. I have seen Sky twice individually and thought she was great. Anyway, I want to know do the 2 girls focus jUst on you or on each ither too? Looking for 2 girls that are friendly with each other as well or should I just stick with one at a time?[/QUOTE]I've never done a two-girl session at the Y, but I've done a lot of them in other AMPs all over the country. The most interaction I have ever experienced between girls at an AMP is some light touching of breasts, and that appeared wholly contrived and less than enthusiastic. There may well be girls at AMPs somewhere who get into a nice 3-way thing, but if there are such girls, I have never heard about them or experienced them. If anyone has knowledge of such girls at any AMP in Bham or Atlanta, especially the Y, then please PM me, and I'll grab my coat and wallet and head out the door now!

I've been reading the forums for a while just trying to get a feel for how things work at AMP. This will be my first trip, I'm over 21 but under 30 so pretty young and just wanted to get some responses on how everyone's first trip went. Any major no-no's or things I should avoid? Don't want to waste my time or my money!

Thanks in advance.

Just go to Yoshiko and let the girls take care of you.

Hey Boojesh. You're in for a real treat my friend. I can remember my time like it was yesterday. Some things to remember about MP's. Don't go on Friday or Saturday nights. That's the busiest time, and you're more likely to get rushed because of all the traffic that will be coming in. Here in town I would suggest Yoshiko. I like it because you can park in the O' Charley's lot and kind of keep everything on the down low. It's going to cost you $60 for the hour and depending on what you want to pay for extra. Never ever take your billfold in. Just put your door fee in one pocket and your "tips" in the other. I have always gone in with a set amount of dough. I know for a hundy, I get a good massage and some handwork, while the lady is completely nude, and I get to partake of her body. They will scoff at a $40 tip, but they get over it. There have been occasions over the years where I have gotten a sample menu of everything and never payed over $120. I guarantee you you could go in with $160 total, and get everything your little heart desires. When they leave you in the room to get changed, get nude and just sit on the table. That way with your junk on display before she starts, it's let's her know you're not LE, and it puts everyone at ease. I always skip the shower. I don't like the communal loofa or soap. And don't waste your time with the sauna. Just go to the room and enjoy. Asian women are the BEST. If you have any questions, PM me. I know the ins and outs of MP's.

Boojeesh, the only thing I would add to Spiderman's post is to be aware that you might not get all you are looking for on the first try... they sometimes hold back until they get to know you. I've had it happen both ways...

To: Spider Man

Just wanted to say thanks for the FAQ on the AMPs. Never been to one but I might give it a try now. 50miles away from downtown so it's kinda hard to drive down just to have a look around and it be completely empty of SW. Now I've got a backup plan

Thanks again

[QUOTE=Kingte]Just out of curiousty, why didn't you finish during FS, you couldn't or she didn't let you? I haven't been in awhile but thinking about hitting it up this weekend. Don't want any surprises. Everytime I have been before was a beautiful experience. From the look of the girls to the service. I hope they haven't fixed something that wasn't broken![/QUOTE]

Oh, it definitely wasn't her. Q is the best AMP gal I've ever been with. Have seen her at least 4 times before. I guess I would have to chalk it up to a long, long day. I had gotten started around 4am and had been at it all day. She was great and obliging. I'm thinking about driving back over just to visit the Y. ATL AMPs suck in comparison.

[QUOTE=Love Kgirls]I've never done a two-girl session at the Y, but I've done a lot of them in other AMPs all over the country. The most interaction I have ever experienced between girls at an AMP is some light touching of breasts, and that appeared wholly contrived and less than enthusiastic. There may well be girls at AMPs somewhere who get into a nice 3-way thing, but if there are such girls, I have never heard about them or experienced them. If anyone has knowledge of such girls at any AMP in Bham or Atlanta, especially the Y, then please PM me, and I'll grab my coat and wallet and head out the door now![/QUOTE]Last year, when I was in B'ham a lot, I booked a 2girl session at the Y 4 or 5 times. Twice it was sequential one-on-one sessions with overlap of both girls to end one and start the second round, and twice it was both providers working me over at the same time in one session, and one time it was sequential, but they were never in the room together and a third girl came in between sessions to give me a drink and a restorative rubdown. But you're right, no interaction between the two girls. Amy, Q, and Sky were both involved in one or more of the combos. Jessica was too, and was fandamtastic (PM me for details), but I believe she has moved on.

I've heard that Gold Spa in ATL will accomodate the girl-girl show, but it is pricey, and that place is already overpriced, even though the masseuses are model gorgeous.

Sure thing redc. I hope you partake one day.

I had a exceptional workout with Jasmine last night. She has the most perfect set of natural breasts, awesome ass too! She claims to be Mongolian and 24 years old.

She was a lot of fun, little shy but in no way did it detract from our session. It was a cute shy! She is such a goofball once she gets comfortable. We talked about movies and laughed together at our silliness.

Had a nice workout session with cindy. Gave a really good and long massage and then on the flip performed well. I would recommend her.

Piling on with all of the reports of the Y, I stopped in for a workout and had Cherry as my trainer. Excellent experience as always and I remain insanely jealous of what you guys have here. One of the consistenly best places I frequent around the country....

Is a tour of greece an option at any of the local birmingham travel agencies?

Spent some time at the Y recently. My attendant was Mimi. Nothing special. Decent body, but she seemed older and been round the block. Had a tattoo, first I've seen at. I met another on the way out. She looked great (isn't that the way it goes). Can't remember her name.

J

Had a workout with Donna, claimed to be 24, great workout, paid $.6 total, left very satisfied. Meet Sky on the way out, I will be booking with her next report

I visited the Y yesterday had a really great time with SKy.She is very sexy
gave a decent massage also TS was good.Later she put me through my paces awesome workout we both were a little wobbly afterwards.

It's been a few years for me and just now getting back into the work out routine. What is the best way to approach to make sure others are not watching me? I know sometimes that some people like to watch the Y and find out who is joining. Any clues as to watch for? PM me is that is better for you.

So I got bored from business trip, went to Hooters, nothing too excite about the Hooter girls, most of them so so looking, I am just a guy like to flirt, but dang some of those Hooter girls got no at$$, what up with some of these southern gal? One or two has a nice rack but since I am at$$ man, I can't see myself with girls who got no at$$.

I end up went to Y AMP, ask for Sky since some of you post here she a good looking, they sent me to the room, first it was Mimi or something like that, she got the whole, package, but her belly kinda wrinkles which turn me off a little, next they sent in someone name Jasmine, she look ok but got no at$$. WTF? Then finally I was told Sky will be done soon and will be in, finally she came in, man I don't know how of you mongers thinks she look good. I can't even get turn on by her while she gave me massages, so I poke out. 60 and asked for Mimi, but now she got some company, I was told if I come back 30 minutes later she will be available.

I left unsatisfying with my hunting, ending up drive around, see the be down the road but some freaking white SUV park out side and I didn't want take a chance to meet up with Uncle LEO, so I pass the place and turn around the other way, I saw the V AMP, I came in, dang! They sent in this dam old ass skeleton looking, I asked if they have anythings else beside that skeleton looking, and was told that was the only thing there, I left and drove down across street to S S AMP, well to my lucky, they show me the one had better at$$ then all the one I seen before else where, remember, I am an at$$ man.

I paid my. 60, she gave me shower then usual stuff to clean me up, while gave me the shower, she ask if she can touch my johnson, I said not a problems and started play with her bit in the shower, we get back to the room, I told her I want to dream about her with everything accept I don't do Greek, she start to bargain with me, and ask me to show her what I got. I show her everything I got which is just $ left, she said that fine, we got down to the business, man, I must tell you, her rack wasn't big, it was ok, but her at$$ and body make up for it and I was in wild dream, I was the best dream I had in a while. I found out later she was like 36 years old, but dang she was good, at least for me. In the end I left happy with $. 60 all together at S S.

I know everyone has different taste and dream, but a lot of time I read this board and going to hunt for the one some of you mongers said it was good, only to find out they were not that good, I know I can't expect super model, but dang how do you mongers thing the one with no behind is look good?

After trying to reaxh AG I decided to see sky at the Y.

Good service as usual.

You are lucky to have her.

[QUOTE=Xccess]Then finally I was told Sky will be done soon and will be in, finally she came in, man I don't know how of you mongers thinks she look good. I can't even get turn on by her while she gave me massages, so I poke out.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Xccess]I know everyone has different taste and dream, but a lot of time I read this board and going to hunt for the one some of you mongers said it was good, only to find out they were not that good, I know I can't expect super model, but dang how do you mongers thing the one with no behind is look good?[/QUOTE]To each his own, as you say. If you want girls with ample behinds, you are probably looking in the wrong place if you're going to an AMP. Asian girls are not known for their round asses. This generally goes without saying. There are a few Asian girls out there with some ass, but they are pretty rare. Personally, I think Sky is very attractive by any type of subjective or objective standard. I've seen literally dozens of girls in the last few months, but I still remember Sky clearly from my single session with her. And if I actually lived in Birmingham, I would probably try to see Yuki at the Y every day!

Suggestions on where I start first. I am looking at Bali, VIP, SS and The Y. Been a while since I've had a need to get to get a work out. Name of place and trainer would be huge help. I don't like flying blind.

Dose anyone report on AMP here any more ?

The last time I went to the Y I saw Mimi. Great time and workout.

Here is a list of my favorites:

1. Cherry
2. Eva
3. Q
4. Mimi
5. Sky
6. Korean girl with short hair. I can't remember her name.

I think there is a 2 week rotation for the workout attendants.

She is a must see. Cute as hell. I think she has the most perfect figure ever! Pretty good English speaking girl too.

A friend and I are planning a trip to Barber Motorsports on the bikes and he wants to experience and asian experience. The Y has some good reviews and I wanted to check it out while were there. I was there a few years ago and headed north on a highway past the airport going away from town. I can't remember the name but I remember an O'CHarley's or some other chain restaurant was right next door and it sat up on a hill. I had a few great times in there.

Never mind guys, I figured out where it was using map quest, apparently it is close to where I went before. What about gentlemens clubs, any high contact ones there? I plan on going to the Kilt while there.

Do girls at Y allow MSOG?

I should be in town for a few days in a couple weeks. Thanks in advabce for any helpful info.

It's been a long time since I went to SS. Maybe they were suspicious of you. But in any case you'd better check that card and make sure they really voided the charge and didn't charge it again. They did that to me back when they were Fuji Spa a long time ago (unless they've changed affiliations since the last time I went). Lesson... don't use CC's or DC's at these places.

[QUOTE=Juarezeducated]MASSAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE AT SUPER SAUNA!!! WTF!!Went there 4-22-10 and was led into the room where a very hot Korean girl came and met me. She processed my cc payment and led me toward the sauna which is right next to the shower. I told her that I wasn't interested in the sauna and she told me "its up to you, you can have shower and then entertain yourself in room". WHAT!!!!!! Perhaps if I thought that something might be available with the body shampoo I might have thought about it for a minute, but the shower is wide open right there near the front door with a only a see-through shower curtain, i.e. no hanky panky was going to happen in there.As far as I know (time will tell), they voided the cc charge. Maybe someone can spread some light. Did they just get busted?? If not, who the hell pays $60 to get a table shower and sit in the sauna? Perhaps I was just lucky that I didn't pay in cash - could be they'e scamming and that the only way to keep revenue is if you pay in cash and you have no proof that you paid them.[/QUOTE]