Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Damoney]After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.

Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.

This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.

Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.[/QUOTE]I've been to many MP's for years, but never had to hand my DL. Some may ask to sign in on a sheet. I usually sign a fake name. I'd never hand my real DL at MP for any reason. You never know what could happen later.

[QUOTE=Damoney]After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.

Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.

This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.

Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.[/QUOTE]

I've heard of a couple of stripclubs pulling that DL nonsense here in L.A., but not ever an MP. I personally would not give either my DL unless I was as young as I wish I was - and the establishment needed proof that I was old enough to participate. I doubt the MP did anything devious with your DL, and I guess it could offer them some security as possibly a means of determining if you are a cop. Which place was this?

[QUOTE=Defense Lawyer]Folks, as the resident defense lawyer here, I find myself having to concur with our resident police officer. Don't get me wrong, us defense lawyers are the anti-authoritarian type of folk, so I have no qualms in saying "fuck authority. " That being said, you have to realize that, by virtue of the fact that you are posting on a board such as this, you are not playing the same game as some of these folk you think you are defending against.

First of all, there is no god given (or constitutional) right to pack heat. You MAY have the constitutional right to own and possess a gun, but realize how tenuous this is, and how circumspect the US Supreme Court was in their ruling on the subject. For these purposes, though, assuming you have that right, you do not have the right to carry a loaded gun in a public place, or a concealed one (even unloaded) in public. You cannot have it loaded in your car, and it cannot be in an area of your car (even unloaded) that is accessible to you while driving.

Now, as Walter said, let's play this through. You're walking to your hookup, you see some shady characters walking towards you, you get concerned and what, pull out your gun? You hold it tightly in your pocket ready to pull it out? You have it in your jacket pocket ready to shoot through the material (we know how accurate that is). And if you pull it out, what happens next? Do you fire it? Maybe they run away, maybe they fire at you? Maybe they leave and come back with more people or firepower.

Realize this, you are all chum in the waters of sharks doing this. These folks who are likely to pull a gun on you will not hesitate to shoot. If they're drawing on you, they're playing a game that's far more serious than the penny ante bullshit pick up a ho than they're doing. These guys have been involved in a war since they were kids. For many of these guys, it's been kill or be killed since they were 13 years old. They will not try to scare you if they think you're a threat to them. They will shoot to kill, and consider the consequences much later (such as when they meet with me for the first time). You will be considering the consequences immediately. A good way to survive in the civilized world, but not a good way to survive in this kind of a war.

Now, reality speaking here, if you are confronted by gang members who wish to do you harm, you are probably far more likely to escape unscathed (but perhaps poorer) if you are mellow and do not cause a problem. I've been doing this job for many years, and I have to tell you, the number of "innocent" victims is few and far between. Yes, there are predators out there, but the bulk of the predators are going after other predators, and leave the civilians out of it. If they go after civvies, they tend to do so for business, and have little interest in causing much damage (bad for business).

Your best bet, I would say, is keeping your wits about you, not going to bad places and being unable to get away quickly, and keeping your engine running with your foot on the pedal if you are in any kind of a situation that could even turn bad. If it looks like it is starting to turn bad, get out quickly.

But, don't try playing this game, because ultimately, as shown by the fact that you are posting on a website which helps you avoid even becoming entangled with law enforcement, you are not willing to really play the game for the same stakes that people you're going up against are playing for.

Be safe out there, I don't want you as either clients or victims of my clients.[/QUOTE]The state of California has an "Open Carry" law in regards to hand guns. You can carry a hand gun as long as it is in plain view and not loaded. Say you have the hand gun holstered on your right side leg, you can carry the clip fully loaded with ammo as long as it is in your left side pocket.

Not many folk know about this law but it's real.

[QUOTE=Damoney]
Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.
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This is most definitely NOT common practice at ANY MP's that I've ever visited in 14 years of visiting AMP in Southern California.

Better to turn around, go down the street, and find a more experienced mamasan.

I don't see how handing over your DL would protect them or ensure their safety. Cops have drivers licenses too.

Unless they've recently been robbed or something like that?

[QUOTE=Quality Junk]This is most definitely NOT common practice at ANY MP's that I've ever visited in 14 years of visiting AMP in Southern California.

Better to turn around, go down the street, and find a more experienced mamasan.

I don't see how handing over your DL would protect them or ensure their safety. Cops have drivers licenses too.

Unless they've recently been robbed or something like that?[/QUOTE]One time out of state I visited an AMP and was asked to show my ID. MMS said I looked rather young. Also, the way I dressed and spoke, she knew I was not from there. She wanted to look at my driver's license, I assume, to see where I was from and check my age. It's not as if I looked like a criminal either, so I seriously doubt she was fearful of me sticking up the place. That was the one and only time I was asked to show my driver's license at a massage parlor.

At most, the MPs have a lame sign in sheet and I usually write a fake name, and if it asks for more info like address and phone, I make that up as well. But those places that do that are few and far between.

There was an AMP on Santa Monica Blvd near 26th that used to ask for an ID. It was a little scary but you got the best massages there. If tongue baths are your idea of a good massage.

[QUOTE=Damoney]After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.

Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.

This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.

Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.[/QUOTE]

The City of Santa Monica requires AMPs to record license information. That's the only reason they do it. The AMPs in santa Monica don't like the law because it hurts their business. They realize most mongers don't want to show their name and many go to LA AMPs instead.

This practice has been going on in Santa Monica for many years. Nobody has ever been hurt (or prosecuted) by showing their license even though it makes us all uncomfortable. The list of names is destroyed by the AMPs regularly, I believe daily. If showing the DL bothers you, go outside of Santa Monica. You won't get hurt if you give them your DL.

Passed by Kim's accu in Compton / LA

Near Avalon and el Segundo and now is closed.

This was a solid AMP.

This sucks!

So close to a Porshe dealer, you can probably take a 911 for a test drive, make a quick pitstop, and cruise back with an adrenaline crash look on your face. Don't recommend Vivian due to big face, but there may be other world-class mechanics available.

[QUOTE=The Camel]I've heard of a couple of stripclubs pulling that DL nonsense here in L.A., but not ever an MP. I personally would not give either my DL unless I was as young as I wish I was - and the establishment needed proof that I was old enough to participate. I doubt the MP did anything devious with your DL, and I guess it could offer them some security as possibly a means of determining if you are a cop. Which place was this?[/QUOTE]As a few people have alluded to -- this was indeed in Santa Monica.

[QUOTE=Damoney]As a few people have alluded to -- this was indeed in Santa Monica.[/QUOTE]I've read about that asm over the 7-11. I think that place is also located in sm but never read about mms asking for id. You know if most other places in sm over look the I'd requirement?

[QUOTE=Reggae Guy]I've read about that asm over the 7-11. I think that place is also located in sm but never read about mms asking for id. You know if most other places in sm over look the I'd requirement?[/QUOTE]
I used to go to OSM on SMO Blvd. and when they'd ask for my ID, I would tell them that I lived a few blocks away and walked there w/o my wallet. Somehow I was able to bypass the rules when I pulled out a roll of cash. A few times they wanted me to fill out a 411 card, which was easy enough to just write down my alias and a fake address.

i agree on the SM tip. All parlors that have asked for ID have been in SM ive never had any trouble arise in any way by giving them my info, i was single back in the day so i didnt care as much but i would be a bit more catious now though. By the way the amp over the 7-11 is in West Hollywood not SM.

Best Place On Earth.

I went there 2 weeks ago on a Friday around noon. When I got to the outside door, and asian lady came up and opened it. This lead me to another room, where she asked me if I'd been there before. Of course, I told her yeah. She said ok, and hit me for. 5 at the door. She then put me in a room where Ruby came in. Face=6, Body=10. Table was against the wall, so was a+ and she couldn't give a massage worth shit. So I started carressing he leg and feelin on her booty. She then asked me if I wanted hand or mouth? I told her mouth. She hit me with the. 8, but I talke her down to. 6. So she got naked and went to work. BJ=9. Total experience=10. Going to go back soon

[QUOTE=Mr Watts]Best Place On Earth.

I went there 2 weeks ago on a Friday around noon. When I got to the outside door, and asian lady came up and opened it. This lead me to another room, where she asked me if I'd been there before. Of course, I told her yeah. She said ok, and hit me for. 5 at the door. She then put me in a room where Ruby came in. Face=6, Body=10. Table was against the wall, so was a+ and she couldn't give a massage worth shit. So I started carressing he leg and feelin on her booty. She then asked me if I wanted hand or mouth? I told her mouth. She hit me with the. 8, but I talke her down to. 6. So she got naked and went to work. BJ=9. Total experience=10. Going to go back soon[/QUOTE]Ruby sounds like a good sport! Give a little more detail on her looks...T & A. Can you PM the loc on this place?

Anyone know what happened to laura aka ono

Who used to be at total new heallth?

Man, she had a good "BJ" technique.

Anyone know where she headed to?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Mr Watts]Best Place On Earth.

I went there 2 weeks ago on a Friday around noon. When I got to the outside door, and asian lady came up and opened it. This lead me to another room, where she asked me if I'd been there before. Of course, I told her yeah. She said ok, and hit me for. 5 at the door. She then put me in a room where Ruby came in. Face=6, Body=10. Table was against the wall, so was a+ and she couldn't give a massage worth shit. So I started carressing he leg and feelin on her booty. She then asked me if I wanted hand or mouth? I told her mouth. She hit me with the. 8, but I talke her down to. 6. So she got naked and went to work. BJ=9. Total experience=10. Going to go back soon[/QUOTE]Where is this location?

I would appreciate a pm of the info!

Thanks!

Went back to the place I reveiewed before. This time didnt leave and decided to stay. Paid MMS the entry fee, the cool thing is she is really friendly. Barely got in the room when the girl I got the massage last time came in. She came in "Hey sweetie, its been a while". So I undressed got on the table and she gav a light massage, quick chat. Turned me over and asked if i wanted everything, i said if bj is cool. Agreed on 80. Before I continue, I have to add the fac that this girl is amazingly cute. Not just regular cute, but pretty safe to say beautiful face and a great body. Looks like she has a booty on her.

So on the flip I gave her the condom that I brought in. She puts in on and starts doing her thing. The CBJ felt so good. Took her time and went all the way down a couple of times. Most of the time I had my eyes closed enjoying the moment or checking out her body. But then I decided to look at her while she was sucking me off. Even if faking, she did a good job. A lot of moaning and actually smiling and enjoying herself while sucking me off. Seeing that was a sight and got me going. So I blew my load while she was looking at herself in the mirror and smiling with my junk in her mouth. Took out the condom and brought in the hot towel.

Forgot to mention the CBJ lasted about 7 minutes I would say so maybe next time I'll avoid looking at the chick enjoying my junk lol.

But question for everyone: After getting the extras, do you guys use the shower at the MP or just get the hot towel dry up and shower at home?

Being new to this forum I am VERY glad I decided to read through several reports, and the FAQ and Terms. Hopefully you will all be patient with me. I want to start by actually visiting my own places first, TOFTT, and see how it goes.

A friend of mine recently told me of places near the Monrovia, Pasadena and Eagle Rock area and since I am fairly near to there, I figure why not give it a start there. I'll soon let anyone know of how it goes.

Again, thank you all for the FYI, I'd hate to offset anything or rock the boat.

Thanks again.

Since today was rainy I thought it'd be a great day to check out one of the places previously posted on Santa Monica blvd. Originally I opted to try out the place a block east of the one above 7-11, however as I drove by I saw LE parked by the white gate in front and talking to some poeple. Clear indicator to stay clear imo. I'm not sure what it was about, but I didn't stick around to find out.

I drove a block over, parked side street and headed up the stairs to the place above 7-11. I was greeted by a short'ish Asian woman with a short red dress. Clearly she was in her 40's but she had a really cute face nonetheless. Had a few extra lbs around her mid-section but her legs were nice. I could see them clearly with her short dress on.

After she let me in she looked me over and asked if I had been there before. I used some advice in one of the previous posts and said, "Yes, back in 08. I had Tina. " Funny thing, she actually remembered a Tina but continually quizzed me as to why it took so long to return. I think she was definately wary of my legitimacy. But polite regardless.

She immediately led me into a smaller room with a space heater and had me undress as she left the room. When she returned she made small talk as she gave me a pretty decent back massage.

She then asked for me to turn over and I did, as I refused the cover up towel. She laughed and proceeded to then give a really, really, good HJ as I felt up her dress a lot. She then told me I was very polite in asking prior to. Interesting, since normally I never ask, but oh well.

After it was all said and done she revealed her name to be Kitty, and told me to return on Saturdays when she was there. I do think she didn't trust me, therefore I didn't press the issue of FS here. Not on my first visit, or from what she understands my first in a long time there. I will probably return and see where it goes from there. On a Saturday? We'll C.

I wasn't disappointed and gave. 5 for entry, and tipped. 4 since I didn't have any change on me. Overall very decent and she didn't even ask for a tip. Very polite and even offered candy and water afterwords. She did seem to hover a lot but I figured it was a trust issue.

I'll try the place to the East later on, the LE sorta spooked my interest for now.

Fellas

I'm still in search for Massage Parlors with White Girls! Are there any in this city! I am sick of the AMP scene with asians and latinas! In the east coast we have MP's with American Girls! Awesome. Anyways any info would be appreciated.

GV

[QUOTE=Gianni Versace]Fellas

I'm still in search for Massage Parlors with White Girls! Are there any in this city! I am sick of the AMP scene with asians and latinas! In the east coast we have MP's with American Girls! Awesome. Anyways any info would be appreciated.

GV[/QUOTE]While I'm new here, I've been doing this for awhile. Have not come across massage parlors with white girls. Best way to get white females is using the escort services.

I'm sure some will give you a massage if that is what you are looking for. Do research. Try to find somebody you can trust. Not easy.

Around 10-15 years ago, I found this one escort lady who used to find the types of females I was looking for. I used to request them to dress a certain way, etc. Some of them were even married or at least they claimed they were. It was pretty hot seeing them with their wedding ring on. Ha ha!

I must admit it was a bit pricey though. These days it seems Craiglist and Backpage are good options. It's more hit and miss though and more time needs to be invested. I've moved away from the incall and outcall escorts. I mainly stick with massage parlors these days. Service is more consistent and less time consuming and less headaches.

Good luck with that. Let us know if you find one.

You're better off with back page adds and in-calls.

[QUOTE=Gianni Versace]Fellas

I'm still in search for Massage Parlors with White Girls! Are there any in this city! I am sick of the AMP scene with asians and latinas! In the east coast we have MP's with American Girls! Awesome. Anyways any info would be appreciated.

GV[/QUOTE]

I saw a TV show tonight about AMP's in San Fran and they said that the girls that worked there often lived in the MP and are forced into doing sex. It looked the girls in the show were right off the boat.

I have not seen this type of girl here. They all seem to be pretty well off too by the cars that they drive too.

Since my "go to" place in downtown shut down, I've been on the prowl for a replacement. Am always surprised that there are more full boat AMPs near the downtown area, where one would think that there is a good concentration of potential clients. Saw a place on Washington adverstise on CL, off of Crenshaw. The place is off the street, with a sign visible if you approach from the east. Parking is off the street, and the whole place looks like it is set up in storage place for the property with street frontage, that might have become unnecessary thanks to the economy. One asian working, shower, and three draped rooms. While styled an aroma place, the set up seems exactly like a typical AMP. Standard fees for the house and the girl. Pretty good looking and friendly k-girl (I think). Service was also typical for a full boat place, but she was a little frenetic, and required some direction to slow down. Everything covered. Massage was lame. Management advertises for both Asians and Latinas, but my impression is that they staff with only one girl at a time. Not bad, but nothing in terms of convenience or service to get really excited about. Would be interested to read reviews by others.

I saw that also. I think the program is just trying to paint a distorted picture of the situation. While I do believe trafficking goes on and I do feel it's wrong. I believe for the most part the girls are there at their own free will and know what they are doing. Sometimes I just stick to the older MILF ones. Nobody is forcing them and they certainly know what they are doing.

[QUOTE=Redon1]I saw a TV show tonight about AMP's in San Fran and they said that the girls that worked there often lived in the MP and are forced into doing sex. It looked the girls in the show were right off the boat.

I have not seen this type of girl here. They all seem to be pretty well off too by the cars that they drive too.[/QUOTE]

I'm looking for massage parlor near santa ana that provides HJ.

Any help would be appreciated.

So, I am debating as to whether or not I should attend MoMo's, or DJVCOI tomorrow/this afternoon. (Friday.) Choices. Choices. I really don't have time to hit both, wish I did though.

On the TV show I saw on Sex Slaves in SF, the LE was looking at the Erotic MP web site, as well as the MP web sites to see what was going on. I think that if the LE was really serious about finding what was provided at the MP, they could pay the $30 to get the Mr Parlor or whatever to find out. I know we try to be discrete about the providers, but the specific info is certainly easy to get.

I'm sure some of them have debts to pay and they pay those off by working at an MP. But I've also met a few of these girls driving Mercedez, BMWs, etc. So, I doubt they don't know what they are doing, they want the money and sure found a way to do it.

[QUOTE=Gent45]I saw that also. I think the program is just trying to paint a distorted picture of the situation. While I do believe trafficking goes on and I do feel it's wrong. I believe for the most part the girls are there at their own free will and know what they are doing. Sometimes I just stick to the older MILF ones. Nobody is forcing them and they certainly know what they are doing.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone ever tried any of the amp in Pasadena?

There are several on Colorado blvd but didn't wanna take a chance wo getting inside info first.

Don't waste your time or money. No extras to be had in Pasadena

[QUOTE=Reggae Guy]Has anyone ever tried any of the amp in Pasadena?

There are several on Colorado blvd but didn't wanna take a chance wo getting inside info first.[/QUOTE]I live up here in Pasadena and if I want garanteed extras I'll go to HW or close to there. The LE are really uptight here in the SGV area. I do know there are a few parlors here in Pas that LOOK like they might offer something on the East Colorado side, I have yet to try most out. A few look like they may at least offer a HJ but end up being fully legit.

I'm going to try a few out once tax season is done. I owe a lot this year so I'm sort of waiting that out before I test run places in Pasadena. If you want, and live close by, I'll let you know on the Pasadena forum.

Again, the Pasadena, Altadena, Arcadia, and Monrovia areas have a LOT of LE with apparently nothing better to do. If I do find a sure thing I'll send you a private message. I may or may not even post it because of just how hard the LE is cracking down on these areas.

Cruised by hp(hungtington park) and have noticed at least 5-7 massage/accu places. Anyone frequent this area?

Seeing the typical neon signs with "open" and "accupuncture"

Anyone familiar with this area?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dr Midnite]I live up here in Pasadena and if I want garanteed extras I'll go to HW or close to there. The LE are really uptight here in the SGV area. I do know there are a few parlors here in Pas that LOOK like they might offer something on the East Colorado side, I have yet to try most out. A few look like they may at least offer a HJ but end up being fully legit.

I'm going to try a few out once tax season is done. I owe a lot this year so I'm sort of waiting that out before I test run places in Pasadena. If you want, and live close by, I'll let you know on the Pasadena forum.

Again, the Pasadena, Altadena, Arcadia, and Monrovia areas have a LOT of LE with apparently nothing better to do. If I do find a sure thing I'll send you a private message. I may or may not even post it because of just how hard the LE is cracking down on these areas.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot! I was thinking about checking out that AMP in the strip mall on colorado. It's next to a sushi restaurant and sandwich shop. I walked in once about a year ago and the most beautiful asian woman I've ever seen was behind the counter. She said they could give me a shower, rub down, etc and she was so hot that I said I wanted her. But she said she only provided services for women. (huh?!) she said they had other girls to help me but she wouldn't. I decided against taking chances w/the 'other girls' in the back but I've been thinking lately about checking it out again.

[QUOTE=Reggae Guy]Thanks a lot! I was thinking about checking out that AMP in the strip mall on colorado. It's next to a sushi restaurant and sandwich shop. I walked in once about a year ago and the most beautiful asian woman I've ever seen was behind the counter. She said they could give me a shower, rub down, etc and she was so hot that I said I wanted her. But she said she only provided services for women. (huh?!) she said they had other girls to help me but she wouldn't. I decided against taking chances w/the 'other girls' in the back but I've been thinking lately about checking it out again.[/QUOTE]If you do anytime soon, let me know, the info would help a lot. When I go I'll post a vague description on the Pasadena Forum, and let Sr Members know the details. You'll probably be SR member by then so we can touch base.

We're here to help each other. SGV is a tough spot to live in. lol

First visited this anomaly amidst the cluster of high rent Korean FS places in Weho a few months ago (report 5-6 pages down). This place is Chinese staffed and can't be categorized as FS for all cummers like the neighbor K places. The girls aren't girls like the neighboring places - they are women. The neighboring places (e.g. MoMo, Bebe) are all good - top talent well trained by the numbers routines for top dollar. But above the mini mercado that defines the L.A. landscape, you never know what you're gonna get.

Woke up last Saturday morning burdened again by thoughts that I've overdone this local MP scene over the last year. Always good, but the real THRILL is gone. I need to cut back. So on a Saturday with no other social plans, I would generally look to a strip club/MP doubleheader. But I didn't feel up to it. MPs have jumped the shark. But as the day proceeded, I settled into a tranquil physical and mental state, and started thinking that putting myself under the care of a therapist or gentle prostitute might not be such a bad idea after all. A new (to me) rub and tug would have been ideal, but where are they?

My fav rub and tug is temporarily closed - the sign says for renovation. But called my fav girl there and she said it is a "permit problem". This would be K&P on Colorado - Glendale/Eagle Rock border and formerly known as "Glendale Massage". Anybody know anything about what's up with this venerable establishment which has operated free of LE molestation for more than a decade in a city that tolerates no other MPs? K&P has always watched their rear by using only licensed workers and otherwise in compliance with regulations giving the appearance of complete legitimacy.

OK, the joint above the mercado in Weho comes to mind. I am not one to acquiesce to aged providers, but my experience here as validated by reports of others, is that these plus 30/plus 40 women know how to tease and know how to please. That was my mood and I followed it to SM Blvd.

Entering I'm greeted by an older woman decked out like a provider and I am just NOT going there. She asks if I want an hour or half hour. I resourcefully (I must say) come up with a response - "Well, not sure if I want either. Depends on who is working." So I have subtly singled her that I am not looking at her as my provider, and want a clue as to who else is available. Sure enough, a very pretty girl walks through to the bathroom, and she tells me that's the girl. "Put me down for an hour".

Now naked on the table, in walks ******. She's quite pretty, tall and slim in tight clothes revealing that she's got real T&A. And she's younger than I thought any woman working here could be - 30 she says, so maybe 32? She asks me how I want the massage and I tell her light touch sensual. She is doing a very good job at that speed, but does not seem friendly at all - works and proceeds with almost militaristic style and attitude. Regularly takes the light touch to the buttocks, but does not dip down to the tease spot and I'm questioning her potential to make this a good hour.

However, it does not take too long to discover that she is from the land of the easily entertained. So a couple of modest laugh lines has her in peels of laughter and suddenly much much happier to be there. We are warming up to each other and the real tease begins. I know it will be fine. After I tell her I wish I had eyes in the back of my head so I could visually take in her charms, she invites me to flip. That accomplished, we are off to the races.

The tight outfit slowly disappears revealing small natural breasts but with huge round nipples - real plums. Her ass is the kind of sweet bubble butt you don't anticipate in the asian theater, and the pussy is pretty as it can be with unusual shaving pattern - a horizontal mustache topping fully shaved lips. I attack that stuff and she says "touch only" but her laughter advises that she's up for anything and I give her everything and she takes it with pleasure.

Now a negotiation...."you'll give me .6?" she asks as she massages my staff and balls absolutely perfectly. "I will give you .8 if you put it in your mouth without a condom - but if you must use a condom, let's keep it to the massaging hands and .6". She says she wants more for the BJ, I tell her the .8 for BBBJ is the best I can do. She changes her mind instantly and proceeds to skilled BBBJ (which is ANY BBBJ that does not involve teeth). I'm loving it and stopping her frequently as I had during the HJ portion of the program in order to delay the climax and preserve the pleasure. At around 45 minutes in, I can't hold back any longer and explode.

She cleans me up and then gets into some serious flirting and definitely seems to be one of the few AMP providers I've encountered who are fishing for something outside the shop. She tells me she works only on Saturday, spends much of her time during the week studying English, and she is bored and needy of having a man in her life. She explores my life and female connections, but we are having serious fun getting to know each other, kissing sweetly between all the words. I tell her I spend considerable time south of the border and enjoy latin dancing, and once I get my shoes on, she starts dancing with me - we are 10 minutes OT of my hour improvising salsa, merengue, cumbia and reggaeton and just plain dirty dancing in the freaking massage room and she is laughing and having a blast.

Let's see what may happen this Saturday!

[QUOTE=The Camel] I tell her I spend considerable time south of the border and enjoy latin dancing, and once I get my shoes on, she starts dancing with me - we are 10 minutes OT of my hour improvising salsa, merengue, cumbia and reggaeton and just plain dirty dancing in the freaking massage room and she is laughing and having a blast.

Let's see what may happen this Saturday![/QUOTE]Great report. I may have to return there soon. I'm thinking after taxes though now. I got hit hard this year.

[QUOTE=The Camel]However, it does not take too long to discover that she is from the land of the easily entertained.[/QUOTE]Nuhuhuhuh, nice whimsical post, The Camel. Well played, nice writing.