Massage Parlor Reports

On 9916 and hwy 99 had a good time. Not great but no complaints. Its more fun lately to get a normal apartment type massage if you can find a willing young provider who will actually work hard at pleasing you.

Stay safe out there.

I was visiting Portland on business and needed a relaxer so I hopped the red train down town and rode it to the near NE side. I walked to an establishment a few blocks from the stop. My services were provided by a pretty Asian woman, mid 30's. She spoke very good English with just enough accent. I opted for the suggestively-priced one-hour massage. She told me to get undressed and pointed to the towel. I ignored the towel and got comfortable. She came in and set the towel aside, no reason to get it dirty.

Her technique was quite good, but not stellar, and I was soon very relaxed. On the flip, she partially draped me with the corner of the sheet but as she massaged my thighs she kept "accidentally" grazing my junk, and damn if my hand didn't slip and pull off the drape. I was expecting self service at best, but when she asked "OK?" I said "OK!" and she made me very happy indeed while I fondled her ass under her skirt. She wiped me off with a hot wet towel which felt great and then did a few additional touches around my head and neck. I was very pleased.

Thank-you Portland!

Had a great massage and scrub. No extras. Possibly extras if you repeat a few times. There should be truth in advertisinf. No hot girls seen there. We should make them all put the actual girl there.

Both 8411 off 99th is a bust and 9916 were busts. I thought they were on a come back. I guess I was wrong, going to stick with the known resources for now on.

Okay guys. It's totally up to you to sell yourself on the extras. Not all the time are you going to get extras. But I have gotten extras and a little bit more in quite a few of the places. It also helps being in shape and decent looking and super clean.

Ask for. Youyou. I enjoyed a good time. Not the cutest face. But she is tight and small.

I had an interesting and peculiar time on 3rd; what amounted to NLS, FIV, and self service. And that's why I say peculiar: I figured if someone was up for FIV & a bit of nipple action, they'd at least be up for giving an HJ. I guess in this case it was more about letting me touch wherever I want, but the lack of reciprocation means it is all still legal.

Anyway, does anyone out there have a reliable place for FS or at least BJ? I'm kind of in the mood for something more than just HJ at this moment. Please PM if you have any suggestions.

Saturday afternoon I took a trip to Vancouver to scout a few places out. Went by the place at 99 xx, busy. Same with a couple other places along 99. Another website said a place off hazel dell was appointment only, but went by there to check out location. Was delighted to see the door open and the open sign lit! Parked and walked in! A nice Asian lady met me at the enter and asked if I wanted a massage. Paid for an hour and we went to one of the rooms, no door but curtain, but place was dark so no worries. She left while I got undressed. I laid on the table with the towel not quite covering my backside! She came in and when right to work on my back, moving the towel around, on and off, then on the floor! Knew I picked a good place! Great massage. On flip, she started teasing. She finally let me touch her a bit. Rubbing her ass and tits.

I left happy! . 6 for massage, left. 4 for tip. I will be going back!

[QUOTE=VanWGo;2614906]Saturday afternoon I took a trip to Vancouver to scout a few places out. Went by the place at 99 xx, busy. Same with a couple other places along 99. Another website said a place off hazel dell was appointment only, but went by there to check out location. Was delighted to see the door open and the open sign lit! Parked and walked in! A nice Asian lady met me at the enter and asked if I wanted a massage. Paid for an hour and we went to one of the rooms, no door but curtain, but place was dark so no worries. She left while I got undressed. I laid on the table with the towel not quite covering my backside! She came in and when right to work on my back, moving the towel around, on and off, then on the floor! Knew I picked a good place! Great massage. On flip, she started teasing. She finally let me touch her a bit. Rubbing her ass and tits.

I left happy! . 6 for massage, left. 4 for tip. I will be going back![/QUOTE]"A place off hazel dell".

Thanks for giving useless info.

[QUOTE=PkrStr;2618982]"A place off hazel dell".

Thanks for giving useless info.[/QUOTE]Do some searching of your own. Thats what these sites are for. Try AMP guide. I see your new or at least never post. By giving out too much information that's what gets the good places busted and closed down. I'm not about to share the name of the place on here, an open forum, that le may or may not be lurking on as well.

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[QUOTE=VanWGo;2632118]Do some searching of your own. Thats what these sites are for. Try AMP guide. I see your new or at least never post. By giving out too much information that's what gets the good places busted and closed down. I'm not about to share the name of the place on here, an open forum, that le may or may not be lurking on as well.[/QUOTE]Nobody asked you to name the place. However, if YOU do some searching on your own instead of telling me to do so, you'd see that it's very common to list a "partial" that other hobbyists can identify. Simply stating that you left happy from "some place over off hazel dell" is, as stated previously, useless info.

Went to the one off Hazel Dell. Walls are thin, curtains for doors, slightly chilly. That's pretty much the bad. Started as nice massage, towel disappeared rather fast. Once the flip happened it was only a matter of minutes for the best massage I've had in Vancouver to begin. Older Chinese lady, speaks really good English. Her hands were hot and soft and very, very skilled. Paid 60 for an hour, got roughly a 30 minute massage then what I came for. Tipped 40. Probably a bit high, but it left me feeling great. 9/10 Will go again.

Seems most places were busy along 99 on Friday night. Got an ok massage at one place north of 99th ave on 99. She did a good job. Just no extras. Not really looking for them. Just hoping to stumble acorss a white american girl working at one of these places. I miss the great days of spokane.

Streets seem quiet. Back page seems ok. But the rates the girls are charging. Seems a little excessive. Guys might be overpaying some.

Stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=********;2647298]Seems most places were busy along 99 on Friday night. Got an ok massage at one place north of 99th ave on 99. She did a good job. Just no extras. Not really looking for them. Just hoping to stumble acorss a white american girl working at one of these places. I miss the great days of spokane.

Streets seem quiet. Back page seems ok. But the rates the girls are charging. Seems a little excessive. Guys might be overpaying some.

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Just curious. Nearly every one of your posts talk about "hoping to stumble across a white American girl working at one of these places". Considering your chosen handle, wouldn't it make sense that you'd understand the places you're discussing are all Asian massage parlors and that the allure of them is that they offer services provided by Asian women; not white American girls?

[QUOTE=VanWaGuy;2644019]Went to the one off Hazel Dell. Walls are thin, curtains for doors, slightly chilly. That's pretty much the bad. Started as nice massage, towel disappeared rather fast. Once the flip happened it was only a matter of minutes for the best massage I've had in Vancouver to begin. Older Chinese lady, speaks really good English. Her hands were hot and soft and very, very skilled. Paid 60 for an hour, got roughly a 30 minute massage then what I came for. Tipped 40. Probably a bit high, but it left me feeling great. 9/10 Will go again.[/QUOTE]Same here Van In my case it was like old home week. She delighted in seeing me.

I tend to travel a bit. Spokane had the great source of nice AMPs some had some wonderful white girls working. These were some of the best sessions I ever had. Like new girls off the farm. Innocent and willing to please, not the hi. Wam bam get you out next type we have now. As such. I will always look for a few white girls. It gets on a steady diet of Asian girls. Now if they looked like the picutes in the ads. Yes wow. But sadly. They are usually not the most attractive or hard bodied girls on the planet. On the other hand. I would tend to bet most of the guys going there are not like me. I do love to get to know a girl or two and after a few times, You can get the extras you want.

Have a great weekend.

Next to a burger place and mattress store. Its brand new and nice. Great massage. Check it out sometime. I enjoyed the place. No extras but it is nice. Seemed slow. She did a great job fixing my pulled ass muscle.

Have a great day guys.

[QUOTE=********;2655877]Next to a burger place and mattress store. Its brand new and nice. Great massage. Check it out sometime. I enjoyed the place. No extras but it is nice. Seemed slow. She did a great job fixing my pulled ass muscle.

Have a great day guys.[/QUOTE]While it's understood that a certain level of discretion is necessary here, this post is simply another bunch of useless info. There isn't a single AMP listed in any of the usual ads that is.

Located anywhere near your "28 and 205".

[QUOTE=PkrStr;2658804]While it's understood that a certain level of discretion is necessary here, this post is simply another bunch of useless info. There isn't a single AMP listed in any of the usual ads that is.

Located anywhere near your "28 and 205".[/QUOTE]There's only one burger place there. There's also a mattress store. I know right where he's talking about from his description.

[QUOTE=PkrStr;2658804]There isn't a single AMP listed in any of the usual ads that is Located anywhere near your "28 and 205".[/QUOTE]I guess Craigslist isn't one of the usual places?

The place being talked about is very elegant.

Okay, folks, I may start a bit of a debate here, but I assert that these attempts at obfuscation really do anything to prevent LE pressure at all. It takes maybe a couple of minutes to pull up Craigslist, Backpage, or whatever other service, and figure out any place being talked about here that is being referred to by a "secret code". We might think we're helping by obscure references like "That place over there behind the battery Xchange place", or "The place next to a burger joint behind a matress store", but just think about it a bit. Do we all really believe an investigator is so stupid that they cannot do the same things we do to identify a place of interest? I'm not being critical here. I'm just trying to give us all a reality check. I've been struggling to find the point of putting anything "in code" at all. If there's an LE investigation going, we're only fooling ourselves into thinking we're keeping a place secret. Clues are just as good as being completely explicit. All we're doing is slowing them down by a few minutes, tops, during an "internet" portion of an investigation, if even they bother with that.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is this: LE doesn't care about any of this, unless they're doing an investigation. Investigations are triggered by the neighboring establishments complaining to LE about the frequency of male visitors to a place at all hours.

This obscure obfuscation that people seem bent on doing doesn't really accomplish anything. Don't think you're making it harder for LE to investigate. Complaints come in about traffic to a place with an "Open" sign late at night. LE might check a website or two Suspicion of any "Massage" establishment of providing extras, but more likely they're going to do some poking around in person, or set up a sting.

[QUOTE=VanWaGuy;2658950]I guess Craigslist isn't one of the usual places?[/QUOTE]No, it's not.

And "28 and 205" could be either Van or Por so, yes, that info is completely useless.

Hey guys. I usually stick with escorts and TNA. I do have on a review in Orange Co Massage Report. SoCal is the AMP land of milk and honey.

[QUOTE=Zoomer2008;2659857]The place being talked about is very elegant.

Okay, folks, I may start a bit of a debate here, but I assert that these attempts at obfuscation really do anything to prevent LE pressure at all. It takes maybe a couple of minutes to pull up Craigslist, Backpage, or whatever other service, and figure out any place being talked about here that is being referred to by a "secret code". We might think we're helping by obscure references like "That place over there behind the battery Xchange place", or "The place next to a burger joint behind a matress store", but just think about it a bit. Do we all really believe an investigator is so stupid that they cannot do the same things we do to identify a place of interest? I'm not being critical here. I'm just trying to give us all a reality check. I've been struggling to find the point of putting anything "in code" at all. If there's an LE investigation going, we're only fooling ourselves into thinking we're keeping a place secret. Clues are just as good as being completely explicit. All we're doing is slowing them down by a few minutes, tops, during an "internet" portion of an investigation, if even they bother with that.

I guess the point I'm trying to make is this: LE doesn't care about any of this, unless they're doing an investigation. Investigations are triggered by the neighboring establishments complaining to LE about the frequency of male visitors to a place at all hours.

This obscure obfuscation that people seem bent on doing doesn't really accomplish anything. Don't think you're making it harder for LE to investigate. Complaints come in about traffic to a place with an "Open" sign late at night. LE might check a website or two Suspicion of any "Massage" establishment of providing extras, but more likely they're going to do some poking around in person, or set up a sting.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree with you more, I think the entire "code" thing is lame and unnecessary took me no time to figure out which places people are talking about and it will take LE the same five seconds if they care to figure it out. Some people on here (we all know who I'm talking about) think they are being clever I guess. Other times the information is far too obscure and completely useless either way it's annoying I'm sure the reason that no one really posts on here. If it's me and I'm trying to "share" information I just post "have some info on such and such hit me up for details" the hope being pm's might being harder for LE to get their hands on and read I don't really know though just a hopeful assumption I guess. Also have a couple bavkpage massage girls I see who are great if anyone wants to hit me up on them also have a massage parlor I frequent but only one girl that I really like and if you call and ask who's working they don't say so it's hit and miss.

TOFTT and paid a visit. Very straight up great massage. She is well trained. Her licenses are all over the walls so expect only a great massage. HMU for some 411.

Found one of Tha AMP places to be really nice. I enjoyed my time three. Got to be discrete. It was on 99. I will go back soon. Just check the ones out. You will find it. Sorry I do not remember her name.

For all the misspellings and missed words. I am usually not that bad. Guess I had not try to post from bed when tired and cannot see straight. Anyway. One of the places on 99, Lower numbers is nice, clean and warm. It was a good time.

Stay safe out there. Still lots of pressure on the girls,. Extras are not that easy to come by.

Have not seen much on the streets also. Pretty quiet. Most have switched to BP, The old days are gone. Now that winter is here, Its hard to tell what she is like. Cute or ugly under all the clothes.

I am still always looking for a new fresh face. The innocent kind who love to give the extra mile with out being jaded so soon.

The AMP scene is still hit and or miss. But if you get to know a girl a couple of times. There are some extras that can be had. Most in this area are not full service. Have not been for a while. You can definately tell when one is FS when you walk in. The clothes are easy to remove and put back on. Like a nice sun dress.

As such. Between 60th and the I 5 RAMP there is a nice massage place. I like them alot.

Stay dry out there. I miss the warm summer fun.

Not seeing much on the streets. Since My not reporting. I did hook up with a girl off socal media. She was fun and a GFE. That is rare. She has a velvet soft mouth with great suction. A CIM is how I finished. Sure felt great.

Have a great Thanksgiving.

[QUOTE=********;2696368]The AMP scene is still hit and or miss. But if you get to know a girl a couple of times. There are some extras that can be had. Most in this area are not full service. Have not been for a while. You can definately tell when one is FS when you walk in. The clothes are easy to remove and put back on. Like a nice sun dress.

As such. Between 60th and the I 5 RAMP there is a nice massage place. I like them alot.[/QUOTE]Good call AMP. Visited today, great massage, left happy!

[QUOTE=VanWGo;2702223]Good call AMP. Visited today, great massage, left happy![/QUOTE]"Between 60th and the I5 ramp" LOL.

Assuming you're talking about said location on Hwy 99 as you approach the I5 ramp, well there's nothing there but open land. Everyone knows that the closest place there to that description is on 99 in the 62nd area. Going by the crazy attempts to code locations in other posts around here, the next best logical spot that you MIGHT be talking about is behind the car wash in Minnehaha. I seriously appreciate the efforts to inform us about happy places, but this non-specific info is reaching new levels of annoying.

Here's how one might provide USEFUL info: While others have previously said that the place between 84th and 86th on Mill P. Is not happy, I beg to disagree. I've been there at least.

20 times and left happy every single visit.

I'm pretty sure you can find this place and I guess I'm just clueless since VanWGo was somehow able to follow AMP's directions to SOMEwhere between 60th and the I5 ramp that.

Provides services.

[QUOTE=VanWGo;2702223]Good call AMP. Visited today, great massage, left happy![/QUOTE]VanWGo, I pm'd you on this.

So it's been a bit since I've been in the hunting mood, but alas it beckons me. I'm looking for some good spots and hoping someone might be able to share a bit with me. Van you mentioned one "Hazel Dell" location that I would greatly appreciate a pm with some info if you don't mind. Anyways hope you guys are all staying safe.

[QUOTE=PkrStr;2659873]No, it's not.

And "28 and 205" could be either Van or Por so, yes, that info is completely useless.[/QUOTE]I was able to instantly find the ad using this clue. Especially since there is no 28th anywhere near 205 in portland. But I digress as we are here to help each other. Now, about this "60th and I5 ramp".

Where the actual heck is he talking about?

[QUOTE=VanWaGuy;2706305]I was able to instantly find the ad using this clue. Especially since there is no 28th anywhere near 205 in portland. But I digress as we are here to help each other. Now, about this "60th and I5 ramp".

Where the actual heck is he talking about?[/QUOTE]6168 "99" .

[QUOTE=Reliable;2706904]6168 "99" .[/QUOTE]It was worth the visit. I love those tantric massages.

Its off 205 but there is no off ramp. If I remember correctly 28th or so goes over 205. You have to get there from Mill plain. And go along it on Checklov. Up and over the hump and in the strip mall lot there it is near a burger joint.

Stay dry out there. Dam wet.

You will have to visit a place to build trust before any happy endings tend to occur. Also for full service. Most of these girls. While nice and friendly. I would not be into full service with them, Most are not my type or hot enough. They are the typical house wife girl trying to make a living. If you did stumble into a place where the ladies are wearing a slip on simple dress, Then more is typically offered, You can find these places in florida or Vegas. It still takes a little looking to find the right kind of dress, but they are there. Hot weather also helps.

Stay dry out there. 3 more storms to go.

Not too worried about extras, but are there any decent looking younger (20's) therapists around?

[QUOTE=PdxGuy;2711591]Not too worried about extras, but are there any decent looking younger (20's) therapists around?[/QUOTE]A few do exist. ne 164th, ne 164th (blue bay) asians tend to age better than most races hard to tell. Of course you won't find any matching their ads! No truth in advertising! Lol.