Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SteveLee333]Post[/QUOTE]Hey guys, I just moved temporarily to the San Fernando Valley and I am looking for asian micros. I've read the forum and it seems what we up in Seattle refer to as micros are referred to as KAMPs here.

Basically, I am looking for a full service massage that is run out of apartments. Since I am an older gentlemen I prefer asian women 25 and up.

I realize that people have been commenting that this information should be posted on the open forum so could someone PM me?

As well, I don't read any asian languages, but can someone point me in the direction of the local classifieds where this information would be posted. I find that for KAMPs, craigslist is pretty useless?

Sorry about the long post and I look forward to contributing some reviews.

Newbie,
Thanks!
Respond to my PM.
Keep the board clean...
Peace, VDS

Hi Mike,

Actually I prefer the term micro brothel which started up in Vancouver and spread to Seattle, but throughout California and much of the rest of the country they are referred to as an AAMP (Asian Apartment MP), or depending upon the ethnicity as KAMP or CAMP (these are often used generally here for both storefront and apartment establishments). Unfortunately most of these in the SFV have been closed down by LE the past few years. Occasionally new AAMPs are advertised on CL with an all inclusive price and typically the phone contact will have at least basic English skills.

Those AMPs on CL that advertise the base hourly price and say No Full Service are a WOT and WO$. Lots of action still in Oxnard so check that board out. The San Gabriel Valley also has some good options but it is way too far for me and I have no intel. In addition to CL check out the LA Weekly ads also. Some of the CL chicks will advertise that they have TER reviews specifically.

A good bet is to try some places, post some general reviews and trade intel via PM.

Good luck.

Zlmmm

[QUOTE=Mike Franccis]Hey guys, I just moved temporarily to the San Fernando Valley and I am looking for asian micros. I've read the forum and it seems what we up in Seattle refer to as micros are referred to as KAMPs here.[/QUOTE]

Hello all. I am a newbie when it comes to this "hobby". I didn't know where to start, so I picked up a copy of L. A. Xpress to try my luck. Found a listing, and decided to give it a shot. I contacted the joint and headed there (which was a pretty long drive). I was surprised that she actually asked me what service I want on the phone before I even got there. Anyhow, I stopped by, and got in. Dropped $. 6 upon entering. Then, was led to a room at first, but she asked if I wanted another room. I said "sure", and was taken to another room that is so cold it can give the morgue a run for its money. She was giving a decent massage. To the point in which I thought it was a legit massage joint. Next thing I know, she goes "how about a HJ? " I go "fs", and she goes "how much you pay me? " (typical English from these ladies). I go "$. 8". Then, she asks if I had a raincoat. I took it out, and gave it to her. Started with a CBJ, then Mish, then Doggie, and finished with a HJ. She looks like she's in her mid to late 30's. Decent looking for that age, body was average, but attitude was VERY nice. Always had a smile on her face. Breakdown would be:

Face: 6
Body: 6
Attitude: 9

Total damage was $140 ($60 entrance, $80 for FS).

2 tips:

1) BYOP (Bring You Own Protection). {I believe everyone knows this already}

2) Parking is metered-street parking. Make sure you have change.
(Quarter for an hour, dime for 12 min, and nickel for 6 min).

Upon leaving, she said that when I return (it'll probably be a while), I need to make an appointment. If anyone's interested, PM me.

Sorry for the long post, but I thought it's nice to give an accurate report. I also tried to remain as anonymous as I possibly could.

Mongers,

This guy got lucky.

Pure & simple.

The odds are against a newbie even getting a hj at this point in 9 outta 10 spots operating in da SFV!

He should go to Vegas and gamble big while his mojo is hot...

Anyways, follow his lead explore, spend $$$, gas, and time looking for that elusive yellow tang!

And most importantly keep it vauge on the board. And PM the "real intel" off da radar. Make LE work to kill our hobby. Don't mine gold for them on an open thread!!!

Peace, V da Sadist

Also, the chance of me going to a regular bar and at the end of the night getting a BJ (without paying) is higher than 1 out of 10.

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Mongers,

This guy got lucky.

Pure & simple.

The odds are against a newbie even getting a HJ at this point in 9 outta 10 spots operating in da SFV!

He should go to Vegas and gamble big while his mojo is hot.

Anyways, follow his lead explore, spend $$$, gas, and time looking for that elusive yellow tang!

And most importantly keep it vauge on the board. And PM the "real intel" off da radar. Make LE work to kill our hobby. Don't mine gold for them on an open thread!

Peace, V da Sadist[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Mongers,

This guy got lucky.

Pure & simple. [/QUOTE]I'm not so sure about that. My first-ever vist to an AMP rendered similar results. Albeit the "cmt" was older, skinnie and somewhat of a biatch!

[QUOTE=Napretep123]Wtf, I may have posted very little but it does not mean that I'm not experienced. Or that I do not have other ways of finding great intel. Anyway in order to keep this place open I'm only transfering this information to people that I feel comfortable that are not LE, so if you did not get a reply and your not LE, I'm sorry. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Napretep123, don't be insulted by this fool. He would like everyone to run EVERYTHING by him, so that he knows all. So, he uses intimidation tactics against everyone. Calling people LE, calling them LUCKY, etc. Just review the posts and you will realize this.

Napretep123 has the right idea. Useful information is what keeps this forum open. Posts in this forum DO NOT close a parlor, nor is it likely that they increase the odds of a bust, nor do they bring ANY useful evidence to LE.

Think for yourselves.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Napretep123, don't be insulted by this fool. He would like everyone to run EVERYTHING by him, so that he knows all. So, he uses intimidation tactics against everyone. Calling people LE, calling them LUCKY, etc. Just review the posts and you will realize this.

Napretep123 has the right idea. Useful information is what keeps this forum open. Posts in this forum DO NOT close a parlor, nor is it likely that they increase the odds of a bust, nor do they bring ANY useful evidence to LE.

Think for yourselves.[/QUOTE]

Actually, Vlad has shared some pretty good intel with me, and I hooked him up with my Oxnard/Ventura Black Book in return. I understand where he's coming from, and I think he meant that the guy that picked up the LA XPress was lucky, as opposed to the LAMP report.

Someone just starting out and picking up LAXP I would qualify as lucky for not getting scammed or screwed (and not in the happy way).

I have no problem PMing for intel, and am willing to offer info in return. The way I think of it, you advertise what you found generally in the forum, and if it piques someone's interest, you PM, get the 411, and go handle your business, and post a follow-up. No fuss, no muss.

Flatline,

My old friend...

Brother, dont bother using logic or common sense.

YOU actually have a mongering mindset.

YOU actually have a clue as to how the game is played.

YOU use your brain to further your knowledge w/out stepping on toes.

YOU enjoy the thrill of the hunt, taking notes, calling #s, and hitting & missin

YOU get it!!!

Others never will...

So ignore or stomp them as YOU wish!

At this point, I am tired of explaining. Mongering is the special forces of XXX. I get no love, $ or credit for leaving my sage wisdom here. So why bother sharing or trying to convert someone who is not on the same page. My time is short & precious. If I click w/ya I will have your back till the end. If not your dead! No gray areas for me.

I love everybody w/a brain.

If YOU are stupid I have no time for YOU!!!

Use your head here and in "reality" where life happens.

Why is PM'ing, using common sense, resisting LE, being vauge, and fighting rude/pretentious newbies and seniors alike so difficult???

This should be the easiest thing any of us do in the course of our days. Log on, read some clues, PM for details, take notes, go on an adventure, report back vaguely and share the intimate details via PM w/the guy who hooked it up!!!

Period!

Is this so complicated?

I am not that smart but I know that some things work a certain way.

To be successfull in life YOU must have discipline and a plan.

And I would say if YOU monger the same applies...

Good luck newbies, VDS

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Flatline, My old friend.

Brother, don't bother using logic or common sense.

YOU actually have a mongering mindset.

YOU actually have a clue as to how the game is played.

YOU use your brain to further your knowledge w/out stepping on toes.

YOU enjoy the thrill of the hunt, taking notes, calling #s, and hitting & missin

YOU get it!

Others never will.

So ignore or stomp them as YOU wish!

At this point, I am tired of explaining. Mongering is the special forces of XXX. I get no love, $ or credit for leaving my sage wisdom here. So why bother sharing or trying to convert someone who is not on the same page. My time is short & precious. If I click w/ya I will have your back till the end. If not your dead! No gray areas for me.

I love everybody w/a brain.

If YOU are stupid I have no time for YOU!

Use your head here and in "reality" where life happens.

Why is PM'ing, using common sense, resisting LE, being vauge, and fighting rude/pretentious newbies and seniors alike so difficult?

This should be the easiest thing any of us do in the course of our days. Log on, read some clues, PM for details, take notes, go on an adventure, report back vaguely and share the intimate details via PM w/the guy who hooked it up! Period!

Is this so complicated?

I am not that smart but I know that some things work a certain way.

To be successfull in life YOU must have discipline and a plan.

And I would say if YOU monger the same applies.

Good luck newbies, VDS[/QUOTE]Bwahahahaha classic! Do you really take yourself this seriously? Special forces? Successful in life w/discipline and a plan? OMG, If nothing else this forum is great comedy relief!

A couple days ago I visisted a new AMP in the SFV. The girl I got was a younger (20s) looking Korean (I think). Her looks were 9 and her service was an 8. She got strainght to business, no bad massage first. The cost was .4 at the door and .8 for fs. On the way out, I thought I saw a beutiful Latina in her early 20s.

Saw 3, 2 bsw and 1 lsw on sf road near roxford last night around 10:30pm. I did not partake but both the bsw's looked typical of the sw you see in the valley. One of them quoted $. I cruise that area quite a bit. This is the first sighting there in some time.

Virgil, Out.

does anyone know anything about VIP Therapy on Van Nuys blvd? Legit or happy place.

JF

Tried to check out the place on Darby, not sure if it's new or not. It's a couple of blocks off of Reseda/Hart.

It was about noon. Door was locked, rang the bell, had a sign w/a phone # to call if nobody answers bell. I didn't bother, and split.

Has anyone been here?

[QUOTE=Yowzaa]Tried to check out the place on Darby, not sure if it's new or not. It's a couple of blocks off of Reseda/Hart.

It was about noon. Door was locked, rang the bell, had a sign w/a phone # to call if nobody answers bell. I didn't bother, and split.

Has anyone been here?[/QUOTE]It's ok. I've been there twice. Thay actually give good massages and hand jobs. Never had a full service there.

Nice report...Now that I work in the Valley...could pay them a visit.
Could you point me to the right way?
Thanks
Trojan

[QUOTE=Napretep123]Yesterday I found an AMP in the valley that employees Latinas. The girl I had was amazing. She was an LA 10. The girl was approximately 5'4" with very large tits for her frame. She had a nice round ass. She had amazing lips and she knows how to use them. I walked in, and started to undress. She started asking me question and than just flashed her shaved pussy. Than she took my hand and had me rub her pussy. She asked me if I wanted everything, I said yes but that I was not planning on visiting this place so I only have .5 left on me. She singled a hj so I pointed at her mouth. She agreed and after a nice cbj, she asked if I can do her. I jumped at the oppertunity.

I felt like I hit the Jack Pot. PM me if anybody is interested.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Napretep123]A couple days ago I visisted a new AMP in the SFV. The girl I got was a younger (20s) looking Korean (I think). Her looks were 9 and her service was an 8. She got strainght to business, no bad massage first. The cost was .4 at the door and .8 for fs. On the way out, I thought I saw a beutiful Latina in her early 20s.[/QUOTE]New AMP? With Latinas? In the Valley? Oh where is this mythical place you speak of?

I have not heard of Any NEW amps that have latinas. Actually there mostly all gone from the valley so I would be very intrested in hearing this and which girl it was that was so generous.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Webcams]New AMP? With Latinas? In the Valley? Oh where is this mythical place you speak of?

I have not heard of Any NEW amps that have latinas. Actually there mostly all gone from the valley so I would be very intrested in hearing this and which girl it was that was so generous.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I would like to know myself! Someone drop me a line please.

I went to this place in the valley w/latinas. It was ok, kinda wierd if you don't know what to expect as I didn't. First off I found this place by random luck. I noticed some guy in a new benz walking into a shady lookiing door w/no sign in the middle of the day. I thought, " Jackpot". I go in and this little lady says. 4 for the half, I knew right away this was it, the place I argued with senior membors over for not sharing intel. This place is rundown and kinda reminds me of tj.

So I pay the. 4 and go into a room, strip down and get onto a single bed, not a massage table but a single mattress. I strip down and lay face down as I do at any AMP I go to. Btw, just wondering does anyone cover their ass with the towel that's usually on the table/bed? I know I never do, just trying to reassure miss therapist I'm cool, but as I was saying.

I'm naked face down, this decent looking kinda thick latina walks in wearing a tight hoochie red dress w/half of her ass hanging out and a nice rack. She says turn over, which was a little embarrasing at first cause it's cold and the little guy's not ready so I'm short and to the left like my putts. This is where it's a catch 22 to lie about if you've been there or not. I know as a rule of thumb, you're always supposed to say, "no it's not my first time". But then you look like an idiot if you don't how the procedure works in a particular place. So now I'm kinda trippin cause there's usually a weak massage and some light teasing before the flip. She then reaches for these oils which smelled like knock off cologne and dips a cotton ball in the oil and puts the swab in front of my nose and says smell. Now I'm thinking WTF? She does this a couple times and I don't know what to make of this. Funny how this site helps, I thought back to someone's post a while back about the same thing hapenning and he just starting touching her and got no resistance. So within 30 seconds I got both fingers inside her and she likes it. She then strips down and goes right for a cbj. Great suction, in fact so good I never got to any pounding. I think I gave her. 6 and I was out. I went back once more, got the same girl but noticed she was much uglier than I had realized. Must have been real stoned that day. The second time I think she recognized me and began serious negotiating and was upset cause I didn't have enough for her standards. Still gave me a cbj and I was on my way. I might go back, I saw a good looking girl in their breakroom on my way out. Webcams pm me if you don't already know where this place is. But after reading this post you probably do. Peace out mongers.

looks:5
service:7
place:3

[QUOTE=Hos Def]I went to this place in the valley w/latinas. It was ok, kinda wierd if you don't know what to expect as I didn't. First off I found this place by random luck. I noticed some guy in a new benz walking into a shady lookiing door w/no sign in the middle of the day. I thought, " Jackpot". I go in and this little lady says. 4 for the half, I knew right away this was it, the place I argued with senior membors over for not sharing intel. This place is rundown and kinda reminds me of tj.

So I pay the. 4 and go into a room, strip down and get onto a single bed, not a massage table but a single mattress. I strip down and lay face down as I do at any AMP I go to. Btw, just wondering does anyone cover their ass with the towel that's usually on the table/bed? I know I never do, just trying to reassure miss therapist I'm cool, but as I was saying.

I'm naked face down, this decent looking kinda thick latina walks in wearing a tight hoochie red dress w/half of her ass hanging out and a nice rack. She says turn over, which was a little embarrasing at first cause it's cold and the little guy's not ready so I'm short and to the left like my putts. This is where it's a catch 22 to lie about if you've been there or not. I know as a rule of thumb, you're always supposed to say, "no it's not my first time". But then you look like an idiot if you don't how the procedure works in a particular place. So now I'm kinda trippin cause there's usually a weak massage and some light teasing before the flip. She then reaches for these oils which smelled like knock off cologne and dips a cotton ball in the oil and puts the swab in front of my nose and says smell. Now I'm thinking WTF? She does this a couple times and I don't know what to make of this. Funny how this site helps, I thought back to someone's post a while back about the same thing hapenning and he just starting touching her and got no resistance. So within 30 seconds I got both fingers inside her and she likes it. She then strips down and goes right for a cbj. Great suction, in fact so good I never got to any pounding. I think I gave her. 6 and I was out. I went back once more, got the same girl but noticed she was much uglier than I had realized. Must have been real stoned that day. The second time I think she recognized me and began serious negotiating and was upset cause I didn't have enough for her standards. Still gave me a cbj and I was on my way. I might go back, I saw a good looking girl in their breakroom on my way out. Webcams pm me if you don't already know where this place is. But after reading this post you probably do. Peace out mongers.

looks:5
service:7
place:3[/QUOTE]

Back a few years ago I had the same experience at a Valley location on Burbank Blvd. What you went through my friend is aromatherapy. That other location years ago also had a Latina provider, although she was thick she was nice thick.
PM me if you can. I would love to check this place out.

Is this place on De Soto? I think I paid a visit there a couple months ago. No luck at all. She didn't let me touch her and walk out of the room. I was naked to show them that I am not LE but still nothing. I think they provide services to spanish speaking dudes only.

Peace

[QUOTE=Hos Def]I went to this place in the valley w/latinas. It was ok, kinda wierd if you don't know what to expect as I didn't. First off I found this place by random luck. I noticed some guy in a new benz walking into a shady lookiing door w/no sign in the middle of the day. I thought, " Jackpot". I go in and this little lady says. 4 for the half, I knew right away this was it, the place I argued with senior membors over for not sharing intel. This place is rundown and kinda reminds me of tj.

So I pay the. 4 and go into a room, strip down and get onto a single bed, not a massage table but a single mattress. I strip down and lay face down as I do at any AMP I go to. Btw, just wondering does anyone cover their ass with the towel that's usually on the table/bed? I know I never do, just trying to reassure miss therapist I'm cool, but as I was saying.

I'm naked face down, this decent looking kinda thick latina walks in wearing a tight hoochie red dress w/half of her ass hanging out and a nice rack. She says turn over, which was a little embarrasing at first cause it's cold and the little guy's not ready so I'm short and to the left like my putts. This is where it's a catch 22 to lie about if you've been there or not. I know as a rule of thumb, you're always supposed to say, "no it's not my first time". But then you look like an idiot if you don't how the procedure works in a particular place. So now I'm kinda trippin cause there's usually a weak massage and some light teasing before the flip. She then reaches for these oils which smelled like knock off cologne and dips a cotton ball in the oil and puts the swab in front of my nose and says smell. Now I'm thinking WTF? She does this a couple times and I don't know what to make of this. Funny how this site helps, I thought back to someone's post a while back about the same thing hapenning and he just starting touching her and got no resistance. So within 30 seconds I got both fingers inside her and she likes it. She then strips down and goes right for a cbj. Great suction, in fact so good I never got to any pounding. I think I gave her. 6 and I was out. I went back once more, got the same girl but noticed she was much uglier than I had realized. Must have been real stoned that day. The second time I think she recognized me and began serious negotiating and was upset cause I didn't have enough for her standards. Still gave me a cbj and I was on my way. I might go back, I saw a good looking girl in their breakroom on my way out. Webcams pm me if you don't already know where this place is. But after reading this post you probably do. Peace out mongers.

looks:5
service:7
place:3[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hos Def]I went to this place in the valley w/latinas. It was ok, kinda wierd if you don't know what to expect as I didn't. First off I found this place by random luck. I noticed some guy in a new benz walking into a shady lookiing door w/no sign in the middle of the day. I thought, " Jackpot". I go in and this little lady says. 4 for the half, I knew right away this was it, the place I argued with senior membors over for not sharing intel. This place is rundown and kinda reminds me of tj.

So I pay the. 4 and go into a room, strip down and get onto a single bed, not a massage table but a single mattress. I strip down and lay face down as I do at any AMP I go to. Btw, just wondering does anyone cover their ass with the towel that's usually on the table/bed? I know I never do, just trying to reassure miss therapist I'm cool, but as I was saying.

I'm naked face down, this decent looking kinda thick latina walks in wearing a tight hoochie red dress w/half of her ass hanging out and a nice rack. She says turn over, which was a little embarrasing at first cause it's cold and the little guy's not ready so I'm short and to the left like my putts. This is where it's a catch 22 to lie about if you've been there or not. I know as a rule of thumb, you're always supposed to say, "no it's not my first time". But then you look like an idiot if you don't how the procedure works in a particular place. So now I'm kinda trippin cause there's usually a weak massage and some light teasing before the flip. She then reaches for these oils which smelled like knock off cologne and dips a cotton ball in the oil and puts the swab in front of my nose and says smell. Now I'm thinking WTF? She does this a couple times and I don't know what to make of this. Funny how this site helps, I thought back to someone's post a while back about the same thing hapenning and he just starting touching her and got no resistance. So within 30 seconds I got both fingers inside her and she likes it. She then strips down and goes right for a cbj. Great suction, in fact so good I never got to any pounding. I think I gave her. 6 and I was out. I went back once more, got the same girl but noticed she was much uglier than I had realized. Must have been real stoned that day. The second time I think she recognized me and began serious negotiating and was upset cause I didn't have enough for her standards. Still gave me a cbj and I was on my way. I might go back, I saw a good looking girl in their breakroom on my way out. Webcams pm me if you don't already know where this place is. But after reading this post you probably do. Peace out mongers.

looks:5
service:7
place:3[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure this is the place I'm familiar with. If it is, I can vouch for the story as being pretty accurate. The place smelled of ganja, incense, and was about 95 degrees and stuffy. If it was the place that had the chain on the door so it was harder than hell to go in and out of I know it.

My experience was positive. Cute girl, probably 18-20, spoke maybe 5 words of english. I speak no spanish, so it was interesting getting through it.

Quote:" Originally Posted by Hos Def

I went to this place in the valley w/latinas. It was ok, kinda wierd if you don't know what to expect as I didn't. First off I found this place by random luck. I noticed some guy in a new benz walking into a shady lookiing door w/no sign in the middle of the day. I thought, " Jackpot". I go in and this little lady says. 4 for the half, I knew right away this was it, the place I argued with senior membors over for not sharing intel. This place is rundown and kinda reminds me of tj............"

Don't post much and usually stick to Ventura County but I was just at that place last week. They usually let you pick from whoever is working.

That place is just plain GROSS! The girl gave a lousy massage and then was playing games about extras even though I'd seen her once before. She did make up for it by demonstrating her kegal exercises but after I blew my load, there was some spillage on the sheet when I removed the cover. We get dressed and the girl starts straightening up the towel and very dirty sheet. She had no intention of changing the sheet. NASTY!

Doubt I will be back.

I haven't posted here in years, kept in touch with a couple of members here who I thought were loyal but turned out not to be the case (Vlad de Sade).

Who cares if you post the name of an MP here, the cops already know about it. Mias Therapy gone, Topanga Therapy gone, Magnolia gone, Rainbow gone, Best Spa gone, etc.

[QUOTE=Azz Warrior]I haven't posted here in years, kept in touch with a couple of members here who I thought were loyal but turned out not to be the case (Vlad de Sade).

Who cares if you post the name of an MP here, the cops already know about it. Mias Therapy gone, Topanga Therapy gone, Magnolia gone, Rainbow gone, Best Spa gone, etc.[/QUOTE]

Excuse me!! A punk (most likely an LE punk) with six posts to his name criticizing VDS? Go to hell muthaf*cka.

Phuck VDS, I have better things to do with my life than post here, that's why you see 6 posts only. Try to get p***y without paying for it, loser.

Funny thing, Best Spa was the first kamp I'd ever been to and it was good back then. So, a couple months back I'm passing by and I notice their open sign is on, so I thought let me drop in and say hi.

Not sure if I payed .4 or .5 for the 1/2 but anyways now i'm naked face down ready for what's coming. A minute later there's a knock on the door and in walks this pretty cute chinese girl in her mid 20's but she's wearing a white lab coat. Seriously, a labcoat. Now I'm not sure what to think at this point, it was kinda funny and sexy in a wierd hot woman in uniform kinda of a way. So she proceeds with the half ass massage w/some light teasing. Then the flip. This was when it got wierd. She puts the towel over my johnson but she's giving me compliments, saying "you're handsome and I like your muscles". I'm not sure if this chick wants me to ask her out or if she's just prepping to pull my goalie.

So I take this as an invite to start rubbing her. On the bottom she was wearing a long flower dress, not sleezy at all, very profesional. So i reach under her dress and start rubbing her cooch thru her panties. She gave no resistance. As I'm doing this, she starts rubbing me thru the towel and I'm thinking ok this is a start. I pulled the paties aside and started rubbing her pink and she started getting into it. Then she pulls the towel off and starts polishing the shaft while sucking my nipples. No joke!

Within a minute or two i shot my load, she cleans me up and gives me this little lecture on how I'm not supposed to touch the girls and she's not supposed to do that. It didn't make sense, partly because I couldn't understand her broken english and she just rubbed me out. So i tipped her and bounced. Stange experience. I haven't gone back since but I'm curious to know if anyone has dropped in to check it out lately?

Peace out fellas

[QUOTE=Azz Warrior]Phuck VDS, I have better things to do with my life than post here, that's why you see 6 posts only. Try to get p***y without paying for it, loser.[/QUOTE]

The average man who gets laid pays more for the privilege after gas, movies, candy, gifts, dinner, and an immeasurable amount of time, than one who goes, drops a hundred or so, and handles his business in an hour. Back when I had a steady girlfriend, yes I'd get laid a lot, but the cost of entry to set up the weekend was at least 1-200 dollars, sometimes more if she wanted to be "entertained". Plus, when I saw her, that's all I did that day, was spend time with her. Anything I wanted to do got put on hold.

My time is too valuable to spend on flakes that may or may not hop in the sack with me. If someone wants to give it up easy I'm all for it. Otherwise, screw it. Sex is not the raison d'être in my life.

Oh, and what are you? 16?

[QUOTE=Hos Def]Funny thing, Best Spa was the first kamp I'd ever been to and it was good back then. So, a couple months back I'm passing by and I notice their open sign is on, so I thought let me drop in and say hi.

Not sure if I payed .4 or .5 for the 1/2 but anyways now i'm naked face down ready for what's coming. A minute later there's a knock on the door and in walks this pretty cute chinese girl in her mid 20's but she's wearing a white lab coat. Seriously, a labcoat. Now I'm not sure what to think at this point, it was kinda funny and sexy in a wierd hot woman in uniform kinda of a way. So she proceeds with the half ass massage w/some light teasing. Then the flip. This was when it got wierd. She puts the towel over my johnson but she's giving me compliments, saying "you're handsome and I like your muscles". I'm not sure if this chick wants me to ask her out or if she's just prepping to pull my goalie.

So I take this as an invite to start rubbing her. On the bottom she was wearing a long flower dress, not sleezy at all, very profesional. So i reach under her dress and start rubbing her cooch thru her panties. She gave no resistance. As I'm doing this, she starts rubbing me thru the towel and I'm thinking ok this is a start. I pulled the paties aside and started rubbing her pink and she started getting into it. Then she pulls the towel off and starts polishing the shaft while sucking my nipples. No joke!

Within a minute or two i shot my load, she cleans me up and gives me this little lecture on how I'm not supposed to touch the girls and she's not supposed to do that. It didn't make sense, partly because I couldn't understand her broken english and she just rubbed me out. So i tipped her and bounced. Stange experience. I haven't gone back since but I'm curious to know if anyone has dropped in to check it out lately?

Peace out fellas[/QUOTE]

She might have liked you enough to "bend" the rules, or more likely was giving you the "you're a naughty boy, don't tell anyone" speech I've heard from countless strippers and working girls.

Well I have been reading this for a while now, so I figured I'd better start earning my keep with a report. Went to a place called "Riverside" On Riverside listed in the LA Xpress. It is on the second floor in a building behind a doctors office. Looks like it used to be an apartament in a former life. The Place had no idication of being an AMP other than the OPEN sign in the window. (I took it as a good thing). Well went in & the chick had a nice body in loose clothes. She was real attentive & gave me a hug Kept telling me what a great massage she was going to give me. Then she asked me to tip in advance which was a first for me but I told her if it was a good time she would get a good tip. Did the usual moaning & started to grab her ass. She did not move away so I figured I was good to go. Asked me to flip then told me my time was up and If I wanted to pay for more massage. Made the usual gestures but nothing. Place is a Dud. So anyway save your money on this one. Man I miss the days before Bratton.

[QUOTE=devildog101]Well I have been reading this for a while now, so I figured I'd better start earning my keep with a report. Went to a place called "Riverside" On Riverside listed in the LA Xpress. It is on the second floor in a building behind a doctors office. Looks like it used to be an apartament in a former life. The Place had no idication of being an AMP other than the OPEN sign in the window. (I took it as a good thing). Well went in & the chick had a nice body in loose clothes. She was real attentive & gave me a hug Kept telling me what a great massage she was going to give me. Then she asked me to tip in advance which was a first for me but I told her if it was a good time she would get a good tip. Did the usual moaning & started to grab her ass. She did not move away so I figured I was good to go. Asked me to flip then told me my time was up and If I wanted to pay for more massage. Made the usual gestures but nothing. Place is a Dud. So anyway save your money on this one. Man I miss the days before Bratton.[/QUOTE]I know this place and have been a few times. Managed in '07 to get some fs happiness from the masseuse, but it took 1. 0 for the tip, a lot of convincing, and byo protection (luckily, I was prepared). Since then, have seen two different girls. One offered clothed r&t only and I tipped modestly at the end (. 4, she was cute and attentive). Another also went for r&t, but wanted the tip up front. I went to. 8 and up went the bra, down came the panties, and I got to manually explore. Worth it for the rack. But am unlikely to return again.- too much work to get some relief.

I've been to that place and it sux. The girl i got was ok, mid 20's but all business. On the flip i started touching her ass and she says for .2 more she'll drop her pants and allow some light touching. I said ok. She drops her pants and lets me pet the kitty for a minute as she yanks away.

That was it. I've never been back since. However, when i go to these places i like to share with my friends so they can have a similar experience. So my boy decides to drop in. He said the same thing happened to him but the lady was at least 40 and he swears she was the same lady that served him chinese food the night before. Nasty!!

BTW, If anyone has any info on a provider from Toluca Lake/Studio City calls herself crystal blue. Drop me a line, would be much appreciated.

Have a great weekend fellas!

Marlowe & Flatline,

Thanks brothers dont even bother w/that kid!

Flatline says he is 16teen. LOL I say he is maybe 22 going on fourteen.

Regardless, he has alot of maturing to do if he thinks that having a girlfriend or worse yet a wife is cheaper than mongering...

What a FOOL!!!

It is little boys like this that get destroyed by every bi**h they meet!

I have had non stop LE issues for 6 months.

I will say this jail is not cool.

Okay, I am free and back to having fun.

SO, now I find my good name sullied by AW on this thread.

WTF, I tolerated that looser for years PMing me, asking me ?s and telling me s**t like he was still in High School.

And everytime I had compassion and tried to give him knowledge & advice. (breaking my own rules giving intel to a newbie w/less than 10 posts it serves me right.)

Thats it no more MR NICE GUY!!!

If I know YOU we are cool.

Otherwise, every monger for himself...

F**king little boys & girls make me sick.

P.S. Yeah, some amps are closing... so be smart AND SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT THE GOOD ONES!!!

V da Sadist

Thank you NatPreTep123!
**** Cindy was out - Kiki & Lizzy took GREAT care of me.

OC man

[QUOTE=Oc Amper]Napretep123, don't be insulted by this fool. He would like everyone to run EVERYTHING by him, so that he knows all. So, he uses intimidation tactics against everyone. Calling people LE, calling them LUCKY, etc. Just review the posts and you will realize this.

Napretep123 has the right idea. Useful information is what keeps this forum open. Posts in this forum DO NOT close a parlor, nor is it likely that they increase the odds of a bust, nor do they bring ANY useful evidence to LE.

Think for yourselves.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

I'm new to this forums and the mp scene and was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to help me. I'm normally a CL user or a SPB wanderer but as of late I've been having no luck on both (CL is too pricey):

And SPB seems to be slow for action). I have lived in sfv for almost all my life and have never tried an AMP or MP, could someone please be kind enough to refer me to a safe latina or asian MP and and give me tips on what I should expect from an mp?

Thanks,

Illan Jr

[QUOTE=Illan Jr]Hey guys,

I'm new to this forums and the mp scene and was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to help me. I'm normally a CL user or a SPB wanderer but as of late I've been having no luck on both (CL is too pricey):

And SPB seems to be slow for action). I have lived in sfv for almost all my life and have never tried an AMP or MP, could someone please be kind enough to refer me to a safe latina or asian MP and and give me tips on what I should expect from an mp?

Thanks,

Illan Jr[/QUOTE]

Check out the Oxnard board and make the 45 minute drive until you get your feet under you. You practically need a divining rod to find a provider in the valley these days.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Check out the Oxnard board and make the 45 minute drive until you get your feet under you. You practically need a divining rod to find a provider in the valley these days.[/QUOTE]Yes Oxnard and Ventura is known for great AMPs. Look at the Oxnard & Ventura threads and you'll see what's going on over here....All I ask is don't tip too much because it kills it for everyone else. Usual 40/60 is good enough for full service. Another hint to save some money, pick up a free newspaper called the Reporter which is in most gas stations and donut shops. You'll see a $10 discount for A-1 Massage.

Pick up a free copy of El Classificado, look for Masajes towards the end. You should find at least 10 ads with a 818 area code, in the latest edition. Some of them have street addresses as well. Most of them are LAMPs, so it will help you only if you are into Latinas.

[QUOTE=Illan Jr]Hey guys,

I'm new to this forums and the mp scene and was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to help me. I'm normally a CL user or a SPB wanderer but as of late I've been having no luck on both (CL is too pricey):

And SPB seems to be slow for action). I have lived in sfv for almost all my life and have never tried an AMP or MP, could someone please be kind enough to refer me to a safe latina or asian MP and and give me tips on what I should expect from an mp?

Thanks,

Illan Jr[/QUOTE]

Newbie,

Do not jump into the SFV amp scene cold!

I cannot stop YOU from exploring new territory.

I can say this: The world of Amping in the SFV has never been the same since summer 2002. Every 2 years it gets worse. This year is the best its been in a looooooooooong looooooooong timmmme!!!

That being said: We still get laid in the valley.

My advice is pop your cherry in Ventura County.

It is clean, safe and cheap.

It will build your confidence.

It is a guaranteed good time.

YOU will learn the ropes in a relaxed and professional environment.

Remember, this hobby is illegal!

In some spots in the SFV the girls will not relax, get completely naked or even pretend to enjoy it. They are terrified of LE. And it shows in the subpar/rushed service that is pawned off as FS for $200 in some locations.

WTF?

So new guy enjoy the mongering life and all our hobby has to offer.

YOU get out what YOU put in...

Be safe & always stay smarter than the man.

Late, V da Sadist