Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Peorth]Probably one of very few places I've been to where the bouncers are extra friendly, because business sucks and the girls are chubby. I think 80% of the dancers here are plus sizes.[/QUOTE]They must have new bouncers! Everytime I have been there the one bouncer checking I.D.'s in the front has always been a jerk! White guy with a shaved head and tattoo's about 6 foot 250pds! Tells you that you have to tip the girl charging you the cover charge because the owners are cheap and dont pay her shit, so make sure and tip her at least a dollar! But was a real dick about it! Totally stopped going there!

the Samoan bouncer was cool and then there was some skinny dude who looked innocent but was an mma fighter who was real cool too, but the guy at the front would just put you in a sour mood!

Alright guys, had a nice "Double Feature" today beginning with finally meeting and getting to experience the infamous Bebe and ending at Da Bird. Since this is the "Strip Club" forum, I will only focus on the sequel of my naughty adventures! But FYI. Bebe is simply AMAZING, the reports on here do *not* do her justice!

Hit up Da Bird tonight at around 10p and dropped down my free admission coupon that Brianna had given me during my last visit (still had to pay. 1 for my stupid "free drink" coupon though! )

Entered and the place was completely dead. Which could be either good or bad based on your definition (the girls out-numbered the guys so that may be seen as a good thing). Immediately saw Brianna, and she saw me as well, took my seat and had a quick re-association with Brianna about my last visit. She's completely cool and good on conversation. What I like most about her is she's not pushy at all. She basically knows exactly what I am about and does not push me for the "drink sale" or "lap dance. " She'll talk, make her rounds, and come talk again and know that I will be the one to say when I am ready rather than keep harassing me about anything.

The only other person that I easily recognized was Mia, who has never spoken to me in all my many visits there. I do not know what it is, nor do I really care. She so reminds me of the type of girls I grew up around and went both to HS and college with back on the East coast, so I do not lose any sleep over her. Plus, I have grown to notice that she targets particular types of guys, so that's all well and good.

Anyways, my trend is generally lots of small talk and strictly *VIPs only* at these places. I really like to just kick back, chat with the girls, meet new ones that I haven't seen before, randomly tip, and then at the end of the night, get my VIP or VIPs and call it a night. I always make it no secret to the girls that I do *not* do the "drink buys" and how the pushiness of it just pisses me off! However, tonight. The waitress was actually a really good sport about it and it actually became funny after a while because she would just keep asking and asking and I would just keep saying "no" even as the girl was sitting beside me saying how she was so thirsty! I would just much rather give my cash to the girls than management anyway! On a funny note, whenever a girl would pull the "she's so thirsty" card on me, I would offer her my free drink coupon to use so she could get something, and all of a sudden she wasn't as thirsty anymore. At the end of the night, I did end up tipping the waitress. 1 though because she was such a good sport and like I said, it became so funny with her constantly asking me to buy girls drinks already knowing my answer was going to be either "no" or "take my coupon and get her something. "

There were a few new faces there tonight that I did not remember from my last visit. A lot of them made for very good conversation (which I always enjoy), but whenever they asked me for a dance, I'd let them know that I only do VIP and have *very* high expectations which easily let's me weed out the worthy ones. Now, I will admit, there were some nice candidates tonight (one was this big breast latino (? ) girl named either Carol or Carolyn I think) that I SO wanted to go the distance with, but when I asked what a VIP with her was like and she responded by saying "very good" I knew it would have been a "dummy mission. " I still tipped her. 1 just for such a long conversation full of laughs and good times though.

Alright. More people came in during the later hours and eventually, I snatched her Brianna and went back to revisit where we left off last time in the $. 35 VIP. Just like last time and definitely well worth it! I asked and received (2) free admission passes this time and left a very happy customer!

I will be out of town on business travel until like mid-February and even though Brianna is a great treat, I think next time I will probably venture out and try someone different since there are some other nice candidates now that have caught my interests. I would recommend to anyone that visits though, ask your girl about hooking you up with a free pass or two. It'll save you. 1 on your next visit if nothing else and as for the waitresses, yeah the pushiness behind the drinks sucks ass, but some of them are really cool/funny chicks so don't take it out on them for just having to do their job (now if you are in any VIP or the middle of a lap dance and she comes over breaking your concentration asking about a damn drink, you have every right to blast her then!)

[QUOTE=Kremey1]Hey guys,

Got a quick question for you. How do you distinguish the different service levels at the bird? Meaning when asked to go VIP how can one determine to go 1. 25 or. 7?

Kremey1[/QUOTE]I generally just ask the girl her preference and base it off of her response.

I have had great times in both.

It all just depends on the girl.

I'm comming to the OC from San Diego for an overnight business meeting in March.

Does the Bird run coupons in any of the local rags?

Is there a dress code?

Thanks in advance~Lascivious

I found a coupon online.

The oc register always has a coupon in the sports section.

[QUOTE=TomSky]The oc register always has a coupon in the sports section.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Tom, OC register online is where I found the coupon.

I'm trying to get some passes or coupons to get more of the guys at my meeting to go. Nothing like a freebie or discount to get people motivated.

I was just reading on another site about local clubs and ran across comments about bed dances at Ecstasy. Forgive me, because I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to strip clubs, but do they still do those there? I've only been to the Bird and Taboo and never experienced anything like that. Apparently things are pretty tame in OC compared to places like City of Industry, so I'm learning a lot here. Anyway, this guy really was high on Ecstasy and his experiences there but the report was somewhat old.

[QUOTE=Joblo007]I was just reading on another site about local clubs and ran across comments about bed dances at Ecstasy. Forgive me, because I'm a bit of a noob when it comes to strip clubs, but do they still do those there? I've only been to the Bird and Taboo and never experienced anything like that. Apparently things are pretty tame in OC compared to places like City of Industry, so I'm learning a lot here. Anyway, this guy really was high on Ecstasy and his experiences there but the report was somewhat old.[/QUOTE]Not much but a pretty mean dry hump, but if your going high mileage, theres better places out there.

Went to the Hustler Club in WM last night, it was pretty slow, they had one girl working who looked like a fat version of blossom (from the 90's sitcom) but the girl who made my trip worth it was vixen, this tiny little asian hottie with a great pair of bolt on's, she went by the rules on her dance's, but she was so freakin hot I didn't even notice, I wish I knew where to find more hotties like her that were a little more naughty.

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]I used to patron Precious until I found her a bit too unsanitary for my liking. Sassy is a bit too chubby but will take care of the situation to completion I can confirm. There is a new latin girl that works Sundays that is absolutely amazing! Rina or something like that. I would recommend. In general I'm not feeling the current lineup.[/QUOTE]
Rob,

Clear your inbox.

Has anyone been vip? I was there last weekend and wondered about the 1.25 for 6 songs. what is it like in there?

Whats allowed or not allowed. any recommendations of who to pick?

Thanks

Checked out the Captain in Lake Forest for the first time. I've been to most of the strip club joints in OC and Captain was a let down. If you prefer tame, non sensual lap dances from average looking girls, this is the place for you.

Dropped by again tonight, asked a dancer if she knew the whereabouts of the dancer mentioned below. Turns out her name is "Panda" due to her tattoo on her lower back, and she's also stopped working at that club.

Anybody encountered her elsewhere? Skinny, short hair, country-ish. Probably busy with college and left the dancing gig.

[QUOTE=Hangleft]Dropped by TJs tonight, about 10 guys and about the same number of girls.

Most of them were 6s or 7s. After settling in for a bit, a skinny 7 latina chick came over and had some conversation. Or rather, she just sat there and didn't try to talk much or ask me anything. A bit awkward. Couple dances came by, and wow. This 18 year old girl came out dressed up as jailbait as her costume. She was the best dancer all night and she came by and I got a dance from her.

Asked if she did anything extra, she said nope but I can deal with that! What she did onstage was outdone behind the curtains! Got a little mileage and tipped her afterwards. Had a great time talking to her as well! Her name was Candice or something of the sort, didn't quite catch it. Somewhat tall, skinny, amazing body.[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to let everybody know that California Girls in Santa Ana is now all nude, 18 and over. No alcohol = more skin = higher mileage?

[QUOTE=Jaimeggeddon]Just wanted to let everybody know that California Girls in Santa Ana is now all nude, 18 and over. No alcohol = more skin = higher mileage?[/QUOTE]Any improvement in their cast/lineup?

Last time I was there, I wasn't impressed with the selection.

Try this one girl name Sulama, 10/10 =] haven't had a private session yet but she's realllllllllll promising.

'Nuff said.

Went to the bird late last week at lunchtime. I'm not normally in the OC, but I had a meeting nearby so I stopped in. Was about 1PM so it was dead empty. I was the only PL in the place. There were about 6-8 girls, but it was so dark I didn't really see what any of them looked like.

Did I mention I was the ONLY guy in the place.

5 min after I sat, precious came over and sat on my lap. She doesn't waste time, she immediately started rubbing my cock and offering me a lap with much promise of satisfaction. She isn't really my type, but she's a pretty good looking girl. Nice firm body, not skinny, but not thick at all, just normal size with nice B+ natural tits.

I really wanted a blond with big tits, but I couldn't really see and with precious on my lap, I wasn't going to meet anyone else, so I took her up on her offer. Choices were topless for $75/3 dances or nude for $135/6 dances. Topless was semi private and nude was private so I went for the nude. There are no nude laps near where I live, so its a new experience for me.

After about 2 songs or so she dived in and performed a very efficient HE. She did a good JOB. Its nice that she didn't even ask, she just unzipped and went to work. I knew she did UHM, but I've heard the price here so I didn't bother.

So, I was wondering, is the whole day shift like this, or just her? I really wasn't expecting this kind of millage in the OC at all. Shit, every other OC club I've been to was ZERO millage!

I'll come back and try some others, but if she is the only HM girl, then I won't waste my time with the others.

Precious is a good looking girl but HJ is all she offers. I have tried and tried and tried to get her to do more but not much luck. There are others there that do the deed. Bebe is a good looking asian who will do FS but I think for $200 but I also believe she will do a BJ. Anyway, this is a good place with great mileage. Nowhere else do you get this mileage in my experience.

[QUOTE=Revoemag]Went to the bird late last week at lunchtime. I'm not normally in the OC, but I had a meeting nearby so I stopped in. Was about 1PM so it was dead empty. I was the only PL in the place. There were about 6-8 girls, but it was so dark I didn't really see what any of them looked like.

Did I mention I was the ONLY guy in the place.

5 min after I sat, precious came over and sat on my lap. She doesn't waste time, she immediately started rubbing my cock and offering me a lap with much promise of satisfaction. She isn't really my type, but she's a pretty good looking girl. Nice firm body, not skinny, but not thick at all, just normal size with nice B+ natural tits.

I really wanted a blond with big tits, but I couldn't really see and with precious on my lap, I wasn't going to meet anyone else, so I took her up on her offer. Choices were topless for $75/3 dances or nude for $135/6 dances. Topless was semi private and nude was private so I went for the nude. There are no nude laps near where I live, so its a new experience for me.

After about 2 songs or so she dived in and performed a very efficient HE. She did a good JOB. Its nice that she didn't even ask, she just unzipped and went to work. I knew she did UHM, but I've heard the price here so I didn't bother.

So, I was wondering, is the whole day shift like this, or just her? I really wasn't expecting this kind of millage in the OC at all. Shit, every other OC club I've been to was ZERO millage!

I'll come back and try some others, but if she is the only HM girl, then I won't waste my time with the others.[/QUOTE]

The good thing about precious is that she never asks for extra tip. Last time i went there she gave me a condom hand job lol. before its just normal.

My buddy had her tall ugly friend with huge tits. she titty fucked him but asked for like $50 tip on top of the 135.

Finally got to the Bird. I dragged a couple of my coworkers there after our meeting last Thurs night. I didn’t like most of the girls but I found one that I loved. I think her named started with an A. She’s a Latina, tight body, cute face, long dark hair, big bolt on tits with nice hard nips. To me she's a real stand out. Great mileage for $10 a song. I thought she was better looking that Mia. I wouldn’t mind seeing her again.

[QUOTE=Lascivious]Finally got to the Bird. I dragged a couple of my coworkers there after our meeting last Thurs night. I didn’t like most of the girls but I found one that I loved. I think her named started with an A. She’s a Latina, tight body, cute face, long dark hair, big bolt on tits with nice hard nips. To me she's a real stand out. Great mileage for $10 a song. I thought she was better looking that Mia. I wouldn’t mind seeing her again.[/QUOTE]
Not to change the subject, but when you mentioned the name Mia, it reminded me of a recent conversation I had...

Any of you guys ever watch KCAL 9 News in the afternoon with Mia Lee. Dammit, this girl used to be so good lookin', and now she is nothing more than a used canvas for plastic surgeons - Gawd, she looks terrible!

Sorry, back to the strippers, just wanted to get that out!

Why Mia... why???

I had to comment on B Malibu's post. My thoughts are the same. She used to be smoking hot. Anyways, I haven't been to the local clubs lately. I've been spending my time and hard earned money in DVCOI but I might have to stick to the local clubs since what used to be the happiest place on earth is no more. Real hit and miss over there nowadays.

[QUOTE=Like Girls55]My buddy had her tall ugly friend with huge tits. she titty fucked him but asked for like $50 tip on top of the 135.[/QUOTE]Is that paris?

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]I used to patron Precious until I found her a bit too unsanitary for my liking. Sassy is a bit too chubby but will take care of the situation to completion I can confirm. There is a new latin girl that works Sundays that is absolutely amazing! Rina or something like that. I would recommend. In general I'm not feeling the current lineup.[/QUOTE]I wanted to know what was unsanitary about Precious.

[QUOTE=Dream Cumtrue]I wanted to know what was unsanitary about Precious.[/QUOTE]I can confirm she was a little stinky.

Not nasty super stinky, but I do prefer my pussy smelling nicer.

[QUOTE=Revoemag]Is that paris?[/QUOTE]No, Paris is not that tall, but hot looking, in my opinion.

So bottom line, are there any asian girls that work dayshift and offer HE/HM.

I'm getting ready to go back, but I'd rather not waste time with LM girls.

I had a HJ session with the before mentioned Precious, when we left she found another guy who she went right back into vip with. All this without washing her hands or arms which both minutes earlier had my dna all over them.

This I find very unsanitary and have never been back with her since.

Well, at least you were first!

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]I had a HJ session with the before mentioned Precious, when we left she found another guy who she went right back into vip with. All this without washing her hands or arms which both minutes earlier had my dna all over them.

This I find very unsanitary and have never been back with her since.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rob Hay]I had a HJ session with the before mentioned Precious, when we left she found another guy who she went right back into vip with. All this without washing her hands or arms which both minutes earlier had my dna all over them.

This I find very unsanitary and have never been back with her since.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I think you were the guy Precious headed over to when she was done with me! Did her hands feel silky smooth and slick like someone just emptied a bottle of moisturizer onto her palms? Don't sweat it man, my sperm's always looking for a way to help out.

Bender

I noticed that the California Girls on Harbor is now fully nude.

Has anyone checked it out to see if it was good?

He was first?

[QUOTE=Revoemag]Well, at least you were first![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BenderOver]Hey, I think you were the guy Precious headed over to when she was done with me! Did her hands feel silky smooth and slick like someone just emptied a bottle of moisturizer onto her palms? Don't sweat it man, my sperm's always looking for a way to help out.

Bender[/QUOTE]Bender,

You are so giving. All to kind. I think you are the guy Precious headed over to when she was done with me! J/K too funny though!

Does anyone know what is the name of the Costa Rican girl that works the night shift here?

Thanks

Anyone had any luck with Summer or Kitty at Fritz?
Man they give a great lez show up stairs!
They keep teasing me about a privet show, but nothing yet.

Been to Fritz too many times to count and have only once been given any kind of extra and it was so low pro that it lacked enthusiasm. Girls vary of course but that place is pretty straight and narrow from my experience. There are others right there where you're better served for more than a visual show.

[QUOTE=Bushman426]Anyone had any luck with Summer or Kitty at Fritz?

Man they give a great lez show up stairs!

They keep teasing me about a privet show, but nothing yet.[/QUOTE]

Guys watch you upstairs, there are no real "private" dances that I know of. And if you try and touch some boobs, they will actually walk up to you and say no touching.

Goto the bird

[QUOTE=Like Girls55]Guys watch you upstairs, there are no real "private" dances that I know of. And if you try and touch some boobs, they will actually walk up to you and say no touching.

Goto the bird[/QUOTE]I've been upstairs nursing on two girl at the same time while playing hide the finger. I'm not saying you can get any real millage, but you can have a good time.

Say HI to Kitty and Summer the next time you are there.

What is the deal with the dances at the bird? Are they nude or bikini?

I had one girl tell me that if I paid for VIP (6 for 135) it was nude, but then another girl told me it was bikini only.

Was one lying? Or is it dancers choice?