Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tsyng;2989195]Is Coco still the best one there?[/QUOTE]Coco is the prettiest, has a great figure and really nice fake tits, Gives a good massage. Lucy is cute and young and walks on your back. She also keeps an arms length away so you can't do any hanky panky. Yoyo is my favorite. She's not real pretty, doesn't have a great figure like Coco, but tries real hard and will give you your money's worth. Sometimes beauty isn't the important thing. Your fantasy is. This is strictly a review from Mr Stinky. YMMV.

Stinky Just Being Helpful.

[QUOTE=MrStinky;2989619]Coco is the prettiest, has a great figure and really nice fake tits, Gives a good massage. Lucy is cute and young and walks on your back. She also keeps an arms length away so you can't do any hanky panky. Yoyo is my favorite. She's not real pretty, doesn't have a great figure like Coco, but tries real hard and will give you your money's worth. Sometimes beauty isn't the important thing. Your fantasy is. This is strictly a review from Mr Stinky. YMMV.

Stinky Just Being Helpful.[/QUOTE]Thanks Stinky. Will try and report.

Yes, nice person who doesn't look like the picture posted.

The visit was ok-she just didn't do it for me.

[QUOTE=Iamthirsty;2961453]Does anyone have any experience with Charlie 38 DD?

[URL]http://www.whatshewilldo.com/815-540-2957[/URL]

Thanks,

Thirsty.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrStinky;2989619]Coco is the prettiest, has a great figure and really nice fake tits, Gives a good massage. Lucy is cute and young and walks on your back. She also keeps an arms length away so you can't do any hanky panky. Yoyo is my favorite. She's not real pretty, doesn't have a great figure like Coco, but tries real hard and will give you your money's worth. Sometimes beauty isn't the important thing. Your fantasy is. This is strictly a review from Mr Stinky. YMMV.

Stinky Just Being Helpful.[/QUOTE]YoYo is off for the remainder of the month. That's what I was told today.

AJ

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;2993752]YoYo is off for the remainder of the month. That's what I was told today.

AJ[/QUOTE]Lucy is a waste of time IMO and I have walked out several times if she is the only one available. You can't go wrong with Coco. She is my personal favorite there as I have seen her repeatedly. She does give an very intense massage and will make you feel like you got your ass kicked if you don't like a true Swedish massage.

[QUOTE=LuvEmReal;2994259]Lucy is a waste of time IMO and I have walked out several times if she is the only one available. You can't go wrong with Coco. She is my personal favorite there as I have seen her repeatedly. She does give an very intense massage and will make you feel like you got your ass kicked if you don't like a true Swedish massage.[/QUOTE]Well, I have been known to be wrong and eat my words. A little poon tang on occasion also. Stopped in Majestic today and thought I was going to get Coco. She looked fine in tight, short shorts and a tight shirt that showed off her bolt on's. Got undressed and laid on the table waiting for those great hands to do their magic. Door opens and closes and hands are on my back and I hear, "How you today?" It was Lucy. If I wasn't naked, I would have walked out, but the people on North 2nd wouldn't appreciate my naked ass walking down the street. So I though, what the hell, she gives a decent massage, I'll just save tip money. And then, WOW! I won't go into detail so you can use your imagination, but this was not the Lucy I've come to know and dislike. Very good massage as usual, but when I started playing with her leg, she put one on the table so I had easy access to beaverville. On the flip, she dropped drawers and sat on my face and that's all I'm going to say about that!

Yes fellas, Ol Stinka-roo has to take back all the bad things I said about her. She even gave me an extra 15 minutes. Guess she learned how to keep a customer happy. In the end.

Stinky Smiling A Lot Today.

[QUOTE=MrStinky;3026112]Well, I have been known to be wrong and eat my words. A little poon tang on occasion also. Stopped in Majestic today and thought I was going to get Coco. She looked fine in tight, short shorts and a tight shirt that showed off her bolt on's. Got undressed and laid on the table waiting for those great hands to do their magic. Door opens and closes and hands are on my back and I hear, "How you today?" It was Lucy. If I wasn't naked, I would have walked out, but the people on North 2nd wouldn't appreciate my naked ass walking down the street. So I though, what the hell, she gives a decent massage, I'll just save tip money. And then, WOW! I won't go into detail so you can use your imagination, but this was not the Lucy I've come to know and dislike. Very good massage as usual, but when I started playing with her leg, she put one on the table so I had easy access to beaverville. On the flip, she dropped drawers and sat on my face and that's all I'm going to say about that!

Yes fellas, Ol Stinka-roo has to take back all the bad things I said about her. She even gave me an extra 15 minutes. Guess she learned how to keep a customer happy. In the end.

Stinky Smiling A Lot Today.[/QUOTE]High 5! Evidently she has turned the page and that's great news! Congrats!

Used to go to CL and occasionally to ELB, but have stayed away for over a year and stuck with ERS in Belvidere instead. Anyway, does anyone have any familiarity with Christy at CL. (Wish they'd go back to posting pics.) PM if you prefer about her looks and service, or just do an open reply if the info is appropriate for that. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MrStinky;3026112]Well, I have been known to be wrong and eat my words. A little poon tang on occasion also. Stopped in Majestic today and thought I was going to get Coco. She looked fine in tight, short shorts and a tight shirt that showed off her bolt on's. Got undressed and laid on the table waiting for those great hands to do their magic. Door opens and closes and hands are on my back and I hear, "How you today?" It was Lucy. If I wasn't naked, I would have walked out, but the people on North 2nd wouldn't appreciate my naked ass walking down the street. So I though, what the hell, she gives a decent massage, I'll just save tip money. And then, WOW! I won't go into detail so you can use your imagination, but this was not the Lucy I've come to know and dislike. Very good massage as usual, but when I started playing with her leg, she put one on the table so I had easy access to beaverville. On the flip, she dropped drawers and sat on my face and that's all I'm going to say about that!

Yes fellas, Ol Stinka-roo has to take back all the bad things I said about her. She even gave me an extra 15 minutes. Guess she learned how to keep a customer happy. In the end.

Stinky Smiling A Lot Today.[/QUOTE]I have seen all three of the ladies at Majestic, and here is my take.

For massage Yoyo, Coco then Lucy.

For after the flip Coco, Lucy then Yoyo.

[QUOTE=BBBJFan;3032816]I have seen all three of the ladies at Majestic, and here is my take.

For massage Yoyo, Coco then Lucy.

For after the flip Coco, Lucy then Yoyo.[/QUOTE]I agree with massage 100%.

Flip. Coco, Lucy and Yoyo tied for last place. Until this week! Lucy has improved greatly! Evidently her popularity is growing too because as I was there Coco took 2 calls and I heard her specifically say "Lucy" as she was being requested over the phone. After my session I thought to myself, Coco must have had some conversations with her about her lack of performance and piss poor service because this is not the same Lucy that I have walked out on before. I still only tipped 40 because of past performances however going forward I will up the donation.

Lucy has moved to a strong #2. Coco is still a #1 in my book and hell, probably one of the best in regards to AMP visits in today's settings. I rank her a 10 on massage and a 10 on the flip, (great bolt on's and I'm not a man made fan) again in Northern Illinois standards.

Be safe!

I see Majestic is branching out. Best Massage opened this week on Riverside. I assume it's with Majestic because the ads read the same for both. The new one has a table shower listed. I called and it sounded like Yoyo. Last time I saw her, she was trying to tell me something about the end of August. Must be the new place and she's Mamasan, LOL.

Stinky Will Investigate.

Stopped in this afternoon and Lucy from Majestic was behind the counter. I have a new favorite. She gave me one of the best therapeutic massages I've ever had! The finish was just a topless HJ but it was incredible. Even though I was done she wasn't. I nearly came twice. WOW! The place is really nice inside and completely remodeled. Curtains along with a sliding door in each room. A separate table shower room with a nicely tiled floor. They spent some serious money in this place. When I left Coco from Majestic was there as well. Yoyo apparently will continue working at Majestic. My only ***** was that the massage table sucked. It was rock hard in the forehead area and left a red mark on me. Coco kissed me and assured me that they would fix it.

What is the address or location of the new spa on riverside?

[QUOTE=Fatboy1964;3044838]What is the address or location of the new spa on riverside?[/QUOTE]Check their ad in VL or BP. All the info is there.

[QUOTE=MrStinky;3045582]Check their ad in VL or BP. All the info is there.[/QUOTE]What is VL.