Negative Escort Reviews

[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1107123]Fair enough. Maria's ample cleavage should have been fair warning in that department.

I just saw her last week and if anything she looked like she had lost weight recently. Your twins comment is way off the mark.

And physical obsessions aside. If you left disappointed I question whether you saw Maria at all. She's well known on this forum and not for crappy service or attitude, let alone disappointment.

On top of which I don't think Goddess Maria does outcalls these days, especially not with someone who's own description is clearly of an initial appointment.

Forgive me if I smell a troll, but I have to call it like I see it. [/QUOTE]Glad you had a great time with Maria. But, your libido is constricting your eyesight. I never stated, her service or attitude was crappy. (Airbrush) Michael Caffey is the key word. Pay attention. LOL. I'm a well known, repected hobbyist from another state. Excuse me, if I smell a white knight. Happy holidays to everyone.

[QUOTE=Light6364;1107151]Glad you had a great time with Maria. But, your libido is constricting your eyesight. I never stated, her service or attitude was crappy. (Airbrush) Michael Caffey is the key word. Pay attention. LOL. I'm a well known, repected hobbyist from another state. Excuse me, if I smell a white knight. Happy holidays to everyone.[/QUOTE]You're a well known, respected or repected hobbyist from which state? Funny, your username was created yesterday, and all of your posts smell of HORSESH*T! White Knight is a term that is used on another Florida forum, I can tell from your posting style, just who you are, and unless you'd like to be called out, I suggest you apologize to Maria for posting a BOGUS Review!

I bet Jackson would love to investigate the multiple usernames that have been created from your IP.

[QUOTE=Light6364;1107151]Glad you had a great time with Maria. But, your libido is constricting your eyesight. I never stated, her service or attitude was crappy. (Airbrush) Michael Caffey is the key word. Pay attention. LOL. I'm a well known, repected hobbyist from another state. Excuse me, if I smell a white knight. Happy holidays to everyone.[/QUOTE]I saw Maria over a year ago and had a nice time. She is built like a shapely woman with curves. Maria is not a skinny 19 year. If you are not into women with some thickness, that is ok, but your remarks were more than a little unkind. Maria is a valuable contributor to this board and has been reviewed many times over. The pics she uses in her ads and on her website are flattering and show off her best features, but they are her and are fairly recent. All of the pics have a soft and warm quality to them, but I don't agree that they look airbrushed.

[QUOTE=Light6364;1107151]Glad you had a great time with Maria. But, your libido is constricting your eyesight. I never stated, her service or attitude was crappy. (Airbrush) Michael Caffey is the key word. Pay attention. LOL. I'm a well known, repected hobbyist from another state. Excuse me, if I smell a white knight. Happy holidays to everyone.[/QUOTE]If respected from another state, why not use the handle you had from that state?

[QUOTE=Citywalk;1107505]If respected from another state, why not use the handle you had from that state?[/QUOTE]Because, this is America. If I choose to use another handle. So be it.

[QUOTE=Jenna Divyne; 1107302]You're a well known, respected or repected hobbyist from which state? Funny, your username was created yesterday, and all of your posts smell of HORSESH*T! White Knight is a term that is used on another Florida forum, I can tell from your posting style, just who you are, and unless you'd like to be called out, I suggest you apologize to Maria for posting a BOGUS Review!

I bet Jackson would love to investigate the multiple usernames that have been created from your IP. [/QUOTE]Sorry 2 disappoint you, Jenna Divyne. You have me confuse with someone else. Call me out. You speak, like someone is afraid. Save that bravado talk. I'm not impress. I'm from the N. Y, N. J. area. Please Jackson, investiagate me. I welcome it. The only HORSESH$T u smell, is coming from your back side. LOL.

It's a sad day in the hobby world, when a hobbyist, post a comment about a well known provider here, and everyone gets upset. I will NEVER apologize. 4 speaking the truth. I have never written a bogus review or been accuse of writing a fake review. Jenna, when you do find out, who I'am. I expect a full apology, with you crawling on your knees, begging 2 kiss my pinky ring. LOL.

Save your Christmas money. Had a chance 2 visit Andrea. She lives in a nice, quiet neighborhood. Greeted me with a warm smile and a hug. From there, the session went down hill.

She began by talking my ear off. The massage was lame, at best. The F / S was the worst. Do this, do that, don't do this, don't do that. Very mechanical and controlling. Will never repeat.

Ratings.

Looks: 4.

Body: 3. Flat butt, a gut, her best assets, would be her breast.

Performance: 2.

Attitude: 6

[QUOTE=Light6364;1107802]Because, this is America. If I choose to use another handle. So be it.[/QUOTE]I just figured your steller rep somewhere else would carry more weight than a newbie post.

[QUOTE=Citywalk;1107818]I just figured your steller rep somewhere else would carry more weight than a newbie post.[/QUOTE]Just busting your chops Citywalk. LOL. The handle, I'm using now. I had 4 over 20 years.

[QUOTE=Light6364; 1107806]Sorry 2 disappoint you, Jenna Divyne. You have me confuse with someone else. Call me out. You speak, like someone is afraid. Save that bravado talk. I'm not impress. I'm from the N. Y, N. J. Area. Please Jackson, investiagate me. I welcome it. The only HORSESH$T you smell, is coming from your back side. LOL.

It's a sad day in the hobby world, when a hobbyist, post a comment about a well known provider here, and everyone gets upset. I will NEVER apologize. 4 speaking the truth. I have never written a bogus review or been accuse of writing a fake review. Jenna, when you do find out, who I'am. I expect a full apology, with you crawling on your knees, begging 2 kiss my pinky ring. LOL. [/QUOTE]You claim to be a well know hobbyist. If so, then you would know that a newbie (one with a few posts) would raise eyebrows. Yet you choose to do just that. Perhaps that is your intent all along. Simply to stirr things up? What ever your motives, please, we don't need the drama. Maybe they enjoy it up in NJ but we would prefer you keep your drama up there.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;1107900]You claim to be a well know hobbyist. If so, then you would know that a newbie (one with a few posts) would raise eyebrows. Yet you choose to do just that. Perhaps that is your intent all along. Simply to stirr things up? What ever your motives, please, we don't need the drama. Maybe they enjoy it up in NJ but we would prefer you keep your drama up there.[/QUOTE]I Love your name Silly Man, you sound just like one. LOL. I'm sorry, I did not write my first post, to soothe your inflated ego.

No drama on my end. Just posting reviews. When you say we, who are you referring to. Sounds like you are speaking 4 yourself. I didn't know, you were the official spokesman 4 USA. LOL.

You know the saying, can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

[QUOTE=Light6364; 1108261]I Love your name Silly Man, you sound just like one. LOL. I'm sorry, I did not write my first post, to soothe your inflated ego.

No drama on my end. Just posting reviews. When you say we, who are you referring to. Sounds like you are speaking 4 yourself. I didn't know, you were the official spokesman 4 USA. LOL.

You know the saying, can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. [/QUOTE]Sillyolman speaks for many more than just himself in this case. Take yourself back up 95 North from where you came.

[QUOTE=Light6364; 1107812]Save your Christmas money. Had a chance 2 visit Andrea. She lives in a nice, quiet neighborhood. Greeted me with a warm smile and a hug. From there, the session went down hill.

She began by talking my ear off. The massage was lame, at best. The F / S was the worst. Do this, do that, don't do this, don't do that. Very mechanical and controlling. Will never repeat.

Ratings.

Looks: 4.

Body: 3. Flat butt, a gut, her best assets, would be her breast.

Performance: 2.

Attitude: 6[/QUOTE]Last time I thought about her she had a banging body and gave a great massage had a great time with her. Just asking which one did you see?

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[QUOTE=Jbender27;1108558]Last time I thought about her she had a banging body and gave a great massage had a great time with her. Just asking which one did you see?[/QUOTE]Forgot 2 post the pictures. Hot Italian, that advertise on Curry Ford.

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Forgot 2 post the pictures. Hot Italian, that advertise on Curry Ford.

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[/QUOTE]Never saw the girl but I have seen her ads for years and remember a very bad review about her!

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