Massage Parlor Reports

TOFTT= Take one for the team
IIRC= If I recall corectly
OC= Discretion I'm assuming..
OG= I'm assuming that one is for discretion also
MMS= MaMa San spelling not sure of..

I know ,I know "YOu should never assume, because it blah blah blahblahhhh"

OC == Orange County

OG == Oriental Girls/Gals (formeraly Asian Gir/Gal) they've moved down
the road near 60 and the sign says AG Spa.

These are characterized by nice young bodies, asking lots of $$.0
for tips!

mms == mamasan

ymmv == your milage may vary

omg == oh my God

omfg == oh my f***ing God!

ar == anal rimming aka 'toss the salad'

lfk == light french kissing
dfk == deep french killsin

cbj == covererd bj
bbbj == bare back bj
cim == cum in mouth

amp == asian massage parlor
aamp == apartment asian massage parlor


Look at a mongers previous 'Reports' to see the
style of posting. This is very easy to do!

If that dont work? then adv. search is your friend!

hth == hope this helps!

l8r == later

The Bali Hai thing with cops this week reminds me of another time back in Lubbock Texas. There was a massage parlor next to a big hotel bar venue back before all the bible thumpers took over the DA's office.

I had been in the back with my regular sweetie gettin a rub when the bells went off and the lady owner told everybody to gee dressed and get up front right away. DA Investigators and city cops had raided the place and wanted to talk to all the people there.

The cops took me into a back room and kept me stewing there and hour before they got to me. I tried to leave and they told me to stay put and I told them m, "Fuck ya! Arrest me, charge me, or shut the fuck up!" I got shoved down and dragged back to the room. Finally some hotshot half-witted DA investigator came in with a cop and started in on me about promoting prostitution and such.

For 30 minutes they tried to get me to admit I was patronizing prostitutes there. Finally, they said they had me in pictures froma hidden camera. I didn't bat an eye. I told the fucker I wanted 4 color 8 x 10's for my mama and about 6 wallet sized shots for my old granny. Then I started bitching because I thought they were cheap fuckers for probably using only black and white film. This guy started blinking and just sat there. I got up and walked out and went to the bar next door. Everybody was all gathered up there after the cops had finished with them. They arrested the owner but she bailed in an hour. That month all parlors shut themselves down in Lubbock. The DA could not prosecute anyone but they got tired of harassment from the cops.

Dreamed I TOFTT this aft. Was drawn in by a desire for a change and their ad/coupon in the NT (had the 2 things I was looking for - table shower, and $5 off HH). The ad had a different business name on it, but the sign above the door says "999 Massage"; I found it by using the address in the ad. Pretty young thing came to the door - "Nikki". She had the greasy skin on her face, but from there down was a real REAL dream, so Little Willy did the thinking and paid despite the fact she seemed highly disinterested.

Turned out to be everything that's wrong with the AMPs around here these days. Half-hearted shower, always out of arm's reach, then a 30 second massage before asking what I wanted. I laughed and said a massage would be nice, and she whined (yes, whined) that I had only paid for half an hour. Little Willy was still in charge, though, so I stayed for the encore. STILL stayed out of arm's reach, and complained about not getting more of a tip. Not many ways she could have made it any worse an experience. Guess a guy's gotta stay with his regulars....

Tried out Sunshine Massage, happened to get with Mimi. Great table shower, great massage, etc. I wonder if she used to be a cowgirl? After we finished, she even dressed me, now thats good service.

Scott

[QUOTE=Scott17]Tried out Sunshine Massage, happened to get with Mimi. Great table shower, great massage, etc. I wonder if she used to be a cowgirl? After we finished, she even dressed me, now thats good service.

Scott[/QUOTE]

You just submitted a great post. You made it clear to the established mongers what services you received.
Just curious why you decided to challenge me on the Tucson board?

Take care

DN

I'm in town briefly so I decided to check out a couple of places and give a quick report.

Went to Christie's Cabaret based on good things heard on the board. Beautiful girls, great lap dance prices, friendly atmosphere. No mileage, except for copping a feel here and there. I still can't figure out how I spent a couple hundred on $10 lapdances! Turned down invites to champange room. Didn't get the vibe that it would be worth the price of admission. Went back to my hotel solo.

The next morning I open the curtains and see a sign that read "girls" with a phone number. I called, and a guy answered the phone and explained that this is a club with private rooms. Sounded good so I went to check it out. Turns out this place is called SWA. Southwestern Attractions. Or something like that. Paid a room rental fee of $75 and was told by my girl that she works off tips and that she couldn't tell me how much it would cost until I paid the room fee. Stupidly, I handed her the cash, and then talked prices. Turned out that she wanted $200 for something I could do myself or $400 for a lollipop. I laughed and asked what I could get for $100 and she said maybe she would dance for me. Ha! I asked for my money back, didn't get it, and left feeling robbed.

The thing is, if I did my homework, I could have checked the board for info on SWA and found numerous reports telling how ridiculous the pricing is.

Question: Is there any place in the Phoenix area where you can get high mileage from good looking girls? I'd prefer a strip club type setting with private areas. Any help would be appreciated!

Sorry, I didn't really mean to criticize you but just to express my opinion on the subject. I felt that the poster in question was very good about not being too specific on the details, and a rather long and involved post just a few earlier by Sex hobbyist was just as exuberant and possibly slightly more detailed. Like I said the board becomes useless if you don't post some of the activites that happened.

I don't know what the answer is cause I am sure that LE very likely monitors these and other boards, but they probably have a fairly good idea what goes on anyway. If not, they wouldn't have to rtff for long before they did. And almost EVERY post helps them with that.

Scott

[QUOTE=StreetWise] Paid a room rental fee of $75 and was told by my girl that she works off tips and that she couldn't tell me how much it would cost until I paid the room fee. Stupidly, I handed her the cash, and then talked prices. Turned out that she wanted $200 for something I could do myself or $400 for a lollipop. [/QUOTE]


Many years ago I went to a deal like that, in a trailer along Grand near Indian school. Paid something like $80 for a bruised-up chick to undress & dance in near-total darkness; no touching allowed. IIRC they charged an extra $20 if you wanted to unzip & "get comfortable (with yourself)". Two Sean Penn wannabes in the kitchen took care of the "business end". I refused to tip anything above the entrance fee & got tossed by these little shits.

Since then I've wasted a lot more $$ than that but it was my first experience that the sex trade isn't like trading baseball cards....

Can anyone give me some updated information on this place. I am in the vicinity and drove by it. I read a few articles in here from awile back, but was wondering if anyone has any more information maybe they have not had a chance to let all of us mongers in on.

Thank you in advance.

One more time guys!!

Any establishment in the immediate prioximity of the airport, especially SWA, is nothing less than a pure ripoff. Pure and Simple; all they want is your cash and no exchange for that cash.

Many a time I have posted here about such places, especially SWA.

Visited Oriental Massage in Mesa recently and was greeted by Kia, a young, good looking Asian with a nice rack. Natural boobies or not, I did not care. Opted for 1 hr with table shower.

TS was typical with all areas properly handled. A short back rub followed. No more massage after the flip because there were other opportunities to explore. Started with mish and it was all I needed to complete the $.8 FS.

Had a good visit today, Scottsdale and Shea. .65 for the hour, 1.6 for the complete service. YMMV here as I've had mixed results over the many visits but at least a TS is included. Decent massage for 20 min. Most ladies are late 30s+, averaging 5-7 out of 10.

Advertizes on Backpage and seen couple of times on CL. Has a website [url]www.rosiebodymassage.com[/url]. Pretty good light to medium touch. Gives the full hour. Definatly worth a visit. Hand finish don't know if others are on the table, but definatly going to visit agian. $. 2 for the full hour.

Azchris

.2 $ for a hand job??? Gimme a fuggin break!