ML not so happy after all
Hey Johnny Rebel,
You also owe me 10 bucks for gas, AND a refund of the house fee. Just kidding, not your fault, at least not entirely.
My SO went out of town for the week and left me to my own devices. So, I needed to treat myself. Typically I go to PT (out of convenience, not preference). But I had a day to burn, so I drove to the westside to ML. I drew Kim (mentioned in the posts many times). Paid the house fee, got comfortable, went to TS (nice TS) and then back to the room. Rub was nice and firm. Then she asks about happy ending. I told her that I fly economy(hey, I’m not a cheap bastard, just poor). I offered 2 Jacksons. She wanted three. I told her no way, and that she could take the two or I’m taking them with me and out the door. Long story short, I ended up leaving with two Andy’s (after I made her give me a full hour (45 min) rub). She could have cut her losses, but chose not to.
So I had to make a stop at PT on the way home to “get right”. (I tried to not make this a PT report, and it ends up one anyways!!!) Paid the house fee (again) and met Michele. Nice, skinny, not quite b-cups, very good English. But get this, PT no longer has their TS!! Apparently some new law (according to Michele) that they can’t have one (FYI, you can still shower by yourself if wanted or needed). Has anyone heard about this? Anyways, since I just had a $.7 TS not more than an hour before, I felt nice and clean. Her technique was nice, and ending was very nice (for two Andy’s dammit!!).
I hope none of you mongers are paying 3 Jacks for the economy flight. And if you are, STOP IT!! Your screwing up everything for the rest of us. We should organize a Monger Union so that we can set the prices and stop playing these silly games. And the irony is, I paid two house fees for one happy ending!! But I feel vindicated because I didn’t overpay for that.
Happy mongering,
Butter “Cheap Bastard” Dog