Chinese Massage at Lucky Footsie
This is in a commercial building in the bustling center of Chinatown. There is an open door on the street with Lucky Footsie, Foot Relexology attractively painted on the front. An inner door on the first floor has two buttons. The bottom one seems to be dead. Press the top one and you will be buzzed in. The second floor has a door with chinese writing and another buzzer. I didn't try this but continued up to the third floor which was open, with reflexology charts, a large fishtank, and 2 attractive ladies sitting on a couch. The card I got later said 7 days a week 11AM to 1AM but I was about 20 minutes before the listed opening time.
The taller lady, Li Li, pronounced lily, asked if I wanted a massage. I said, "yes," and she led me to a small room with a flat, low, wide massage table with an opening for the face; and a folding accordion "door." She was about my height, 5 foot 7, with a pretty, almost caucasian face. A long black skirt and bebe top were filled out quite nicely. Not a hardbody, but one nice to squeeze. She spoke English very well.
She asked if I wanted a shower. I said yes. She left me to undress while she chatted with the cleaning lady. She left the door wide open, but nobody else was there so I didn't mind. I poked my head out the door and she brought me a towel. As is apparently the norm in chinese places there is no table shower but you shower yourself in a communal room. Here there were 2 wall showers, a bathroom with accordion door and a sink for washing hands.
Back in the room she had me lie down on my stomach. She closed the door but one giggling girl passing by had a short conversation with Li Li through the door. The other girls seemed to shift naturally from chinese to english even among themselves. She did my shoulders and back really hard. Then she climbed on top and used her knees and shins to massage my back and butt. It felt really good. My arms and legs were then done really hard. She even cracked some of the joints. She left briefly, returning with hot towels to rub my back vigorously.
Next she switched to sensuously rubbing my buttcheeks and crack with her hands. "Turn over." She lightly stroked my front. As her talented hands lightly fluttered over my growing organ, "you like?" Upon my emphatic affirmative she progressed into an enthusiastic HJ. She let me know I could touch her tits and undid her bra so I could access them under her shirt. Somehow my mouth got under there too, but she didn't object. HJ went to HR after which she cleaned me up nicely with a hot towel. We also got into some kissing on the cheeks and hugging. Did I want another shower? Yes. It was a happy double nickle that Li Li saw to the door. I'd like her again.
Pay what you want, and security protocol
Oops, I forgot price information in my posting. In this case money was not even mentioned until the end after my second shower and after my clothes were all back on. And I brought it up. Li Li gave me a card with her name and the new phone number on it. While I was putting it in my wallet I asked her "how much should I pay?" The mamasan apparently gets a flat $40. I think the girl usually gets another $40, but it appears to be negotiable. This fits in with the $80 damage listed in a previous USASexGuide posting. I didn't have much change so I just presented her with a hundred dollar bill and she seemed quite happy. Did I avoid paying money upfront by inadvertently arriving before the mamasan? Probably. Could I have gotten a free massage and HR? Possibly. I know this place does have a mamasan because I saw her on the way out.
After the big raids the night of 17 August many of us posters are being a bit careful divulging information. Probably some have dropped out, desiring to give LE no ammunition against either us personally or our many provider friends. Although the parlors raided were all Korean, a uniform policy is perhaps best. I've been following the protocol of others at USASG before me in not posting exact address or phone number.
I arrived in Chinatown with two massage parlor addresses gleaned by research in past USASG postings. One was Lucky Footsie. The other was "GS," possibly Gold Spa. In New York City I picked up a free Village Voice. It did not list these 2 but listed 3 others in Chinatown. I also checked Craigslist online and found 2 massage parlors in Chinatown with exact address given. Others just had phone numbers listed. One could also check Screw, Yahoo Yellow Pages online, print yellow pages, New York 3000: Insider's Guide to Sex in New York City, New York Express, and many more sources. $40 an hour appears to be the minimum advertised. Some of these places may not offer HR. Per reports in many, perhaps all massage parlors, HR is all you will get.
Chinese Bodywork at the Lower East Side
After going to Lucky Footsie and not even getting a massage by a woman, I thought about my options. I hadn't brought a lot of money with me and some of that was gone. So I might not even have enough for an expensive place. I decided to try some other Chinese place. Some of the local free papers have massage ads. I picked one with a picture of an attractive woman in it that was near Chinatown.
When I got to the address listed in the ad I had a little trouble finding the entrance. It was in the basement. A sign outside said bodywork in red letters. But red lettering is very common in Chinatown and it's environs, so it didn't stand out. If I hadn't seen the ad in the paper I wouldn't have been relatively sure it was the kind of place I was looking for.
I opened the unlocked front door, which jangled a bell. A Chinese girl jumped up from under a blanket on a couch (it was well airconditioned). She looked like a college student with a shag haircut, eyeglasses, jeans, and a light sweater. She was pleasant and had a good figure. I hoped that I would get the massage from her and I did. When I asked she told me her name was Lassie. I asked for the hour massage although I later extended it by ten minutes.
Although the ad said "hot shower," I wasn't offered one. I was led to a small room with just a curtain for a door. Lassie dimmed the lights way down. I got naked and when she came back she said to lie facedown. She covered me with a towel and kneaded me under it, perhaps to clean off my sweat from walking. Then the towel came down till it just covered my legs. She gave an amazing massage. She hit all my pressure points. She could even open and close my hands just by pressing in the right spots. She uncovered one leg and then the other, working on them. Eventually she told me to turn over, though it did not seem like a long time the massage was so good.
After I got faceup she covered me entirely with the towel and kneaded me a bit through it. Then she uncovered me to the groin. She had an incredibly sensuous touch, stroking my torso and abdominal area. As she very lightly stroked my penis, "you like." "Yes." So then she went into a great HJ. After HR she put a finger to her lips, "shush." This was to be our little secret. She continued the massage, even doing my larger head, then left me to get dressed. She stayed fully dressed throughout. Her body felt great through her clothes though, when she frequently leaned over me to work me over.
I come out to the front room where she offers me a drink of water. She tells me it is $60. That was for a great massage with HR by a young, attractive masseuse for a full hour and ten minutes. I give her a Franklin and she turns to get change. I tell her to keep the change "Thank you."
A 20 minute massage here is only $20. Does that come with HR? I might try it sometime and see.