I trust y'all will recongnize why I didn't put this in a topic/report thread. Least I hope so.
[Size=4]Local Prostitutes Eagerly Await Dentists' Convention[/size]
LAS VEGAS–With the New Jersey Dental Association's annual convention less than one week away, excitement is building among the city's prostitutes.
The four-day event, which will bring some 1,500 New Jersey dentist-johns to the Las Vegas MGM Grand Hotel, is expected to pump an estimated $75,000 into the local streetwalking economy.
"This is the big one," pimp Marlon "The Pearl" Evans said...
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