Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=TremontTeddy]I think PZ & BG57 have their wires crossed on CF lingo. Upstairs at CF has booths (3 non full height walls & a chair) and champagne room (private room with door & a chair). The booths are free, the girls owes the club $5 for every dance except on Monday & Tuesday when its $5 for every 2 dances. The champagne room the costumer owes the club $30 for use of the room, but he gets two free drinks.

TT[/QUOTE]
....on Monday and Twosday, the 5 buck per dance charge is waived, so that 2 songs are only 20 bucks to the customer. Also for now, on both days, plus Wednesday, the cover for the upstairs room is waived after 6 - the front door charge covers access to the whole club.

This was initiated to attempt restoration of lost business.

Oh - it was 2 drinks a long time ago, but now it's only one.

Yeah, the "booths" along the far wall on both floors are free on Monday and Tuesday. The champagne rooms at the back of the second floor are never free.
Also, dancers are not allowed to dance full nude anywhere but in the champagne rooms. There is no cover to go upstairs on Monday and Tuesday. I have found it to be pretty much un-monitored up there on slow days....and I always go on slow days!

The price on Monday and Tuesday is 2 for $20 but many girls cut their own deals-in either direction so beware. A hot Dominican girl named Sahara gave me HJ earlier this fall in one of the free "booths" downstairs but then tried to charge me full price telling me that the two fers where only on Tuesday now...I knew better and she apologized and got a little embarrassed...great HJ but watch out, the Dominicans are all mercenaries.

The deal in the CR is either a split of champagne or one drink.

I thought that the only place to get extras was at Cheaters AKA Pink Palace. Seems like there is stuff going on at CF...Is that Club Fantasies? I mostly get to Providence on fridays, never during the earlier part of the week, my loss.

Thanks,

Toodw.

You can get extras anywhere in Providence. At CH you get out and out Full Service...

[QUOTE=Toodw]I thought that the only place to get extras was at Cheaters AKA Pink Palace. Seems like there is stuff going on at CF...Is that Club Fantasies? I mostly get to Providence on fridays, never during the earlier part of the week, my loss.

Thanks,

Toodw.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]You can get extras anywhere in Providence. At CH you get out and out Full Service...[/QUOTE]By "CH" do you mean Central Health the massage parlor?

[QUOTE=Tomkat4848]By "CH" do you mean Central Health the massage parlor?[/QUOTE]
the Strip Clubs forum, I'd wager that CH refers to Cheaters. Before you get a less polite reply let me refer you to a popular acronym here: RTFF and you will find all the information you seek.

[QUOTE=Viejo]the Strip Clubs forum, I'd wager that CH refers to Cheaters. Before you get a less polite reply let me refer you to a popular acronym here: RTFF and you will find all the information you seek.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know this is the strip clubs forum and I have been here since June, 2004 so I know about RTFF etc., and I am very, very familiar with Cheaters, but I haven't heard it referred to as "CH" so I asked the question -nothing for anyone to get upset about. The purpose of the board is to share info and communicate (one person has to understand what the other person means). Sometimes we use abbreviations, acronyms or whatever and it can raise a question. I do it all the time. If someone asks me to explain I don't take offense. Your "wager" is probably correct. Thank you for that. I should have thought of it myself but I didn't. Also, so far I have not received a "less polite reply" from the author and I don't think I should. I am not a wise guy and I am not the enemy (you know who is). I have been on this board and others for a long time. Also, I have been a hobbiest on the east coast and around the country for a long time, so I have some experiences and observations to offer that you or anyone else can accept or reject. Peace!

...I guess I didn't infuse my response with enough whimsical content to get across the idea that I was only trying to preempt the possibility that someone with the proclivity to respond with a higher level of sarcasm and vitriol might do so. Sorry I missed my target...but nobody's perfekt!

[QUOTE=Tomkat4848]

The purpose of the board is to share info and communicate (one person has to understand what the other person means). Sometimes we use abbreviations, acronyms or whatever and it can raise a question. I do it all the time. If someone asks me to explain I don't take offense. [/QUOTE]


Just FYI =

Here on the LaProv Strip Club Reports Board , [b]C·L[/b] does NOT stand for 'Craigslist'

.... it stands for [b]Cadillac Lounge[/b] , Li'l Rhody's [i]WORST[/i] Strip Club


Which brings me to the Poll =

I think most here would agree that the P·P is one of the best strip clubs in the fricken Nation
and tops the Rhodent Charts

What , in your opinion , are the # 2 & #3 Clubs here ??

How about the Worst ??

C·L & F·L are my personal answers to that last one ....

p.s. here's a typical C·L girl =

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Which brings me to the Poll =

I think most here would agree that the P·P is one of the best strip clubs in the fricken Nation
and tops the Rhodent Charts

What , in your opinion , are the # 2 & #3 Clubs here ??[/QUOTE]

PP is a place where you can drop a lot of money *fast* on women who would be out shanking you in the streets of Sao Paolo if not at that club.

I am not trying to be a jackass about it or pick a fight, but it seems your poll and/or the assessment of PP is one dimensional. I.e., -- is "best" determined solely by access to full service?

PP is not a place I would hang-out for a couple hours, or bring a bachelor party (unless the only goal was 100% certainty that he/we would get laid) or where I'd do a quick stop when I am in town. For me it would be CF, SD, Desire and even Sportman's depending (clearly hit-or-miss as I have reported).

At SD ('Satin Doll' for the uninitiated) I have had a much better time than any other clubs in the Northeast -- nursing a beer, while actually enjoying talking to a dancer on my lap, then only dropping $$ when getting very sensual lapdances which have left me satisfied 9 out of 10 times. Not something I would expect at PP.

I used to go to the PP/CH but in the last couple of years just found it to be so expensive for any excerise that would be better done at an in-call for less money and less rush. It used to be that the dollar dances were fun and a cheap way to try out the dancers, but I don't even think they do that any more (do they?) Either way the stage aspect has become a sideshow or ruse for the real purpose of the private booths.

The downside with an incall service is that you do not have any choice of diversity of the provider (at least by the time you arrive). But at PP chances are you're going to be limited to one-shot, unless you're a Saudi prince or dot-com millionaire. So the reason I would go to a stripclub instead of an incall applies to PP for me (i.e., at a SC I am looking to interact with and otherwise sample a lot of different women). But I am willing to accept I may be alone on that, and that popular sentiment is that the best SC is where you get laid the fastest.

Another approach is this -- take the girls away and would you go there? May seem like a stupid question, but I would actually hang out at the Satin Doll, Sportman's (during the day at least) and maybe CF for their virtue as dive bars -- but PP has zero appeal other than as a place to get laid.

Worst are Foxy, Cadillac, Balloons, Studio 253 (not necessarily in that order, but they're all dreadful!)

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]p.s. here's a typical C·L girl =[/QUOTE]
BTW - that pic is going to haunt me in my nightmares! Reminds of a very bad experience (not at CL -- but don't doubt she would fit in over there).

C'mon, PZ - it sounds like there might be a good story behind your feelings about CL! I too would put CL low on the list, perhaps for different reasons, mostly because they have moved in the direction of FL in terms of coming up with more zero-value-added ways to take your money. Then again - CL has a few pretty good dancers who know how to please.

PP is a great place because if you are in a hurry, it's faster, more reliable and far safer than the street. If you are looking for a comfortable, classy bar with strippers as a place to chill, then PP goes right to the bottom of the list, and for now, Desire assumes the top position if you use those criteria.

CF is probably next...variety, fairly good food - but it's on a downslide because so many of its quality dancers have flown the coop. Management here does not know how to really keep [b]both[/b] customers and dancers/staff happy.

Hmmmm...I guess it really comes right down to what you want on a given day. The really great thing about Providence is that there's something for everyone. If you are in a mood for sleaze, there's a perfect spot...if you are in the mood for good decorum, you can find that too. And everything is so close together that you can sample it all in one day!!!

It really don't get much better than that...

has anyone tried those booths they have on Club balloons?

[QUOTE=The Duke]has anyone tried those booths they have on Club balloons?[/QUOTE]


Here's what [b]Matt[/b] had to say about [b][i]Club Buffoons[/i][/b] =

[QUOTE= Matt]

This club is the biggest shithole, i paid 10 bucks to go it a club or shall i say room with a bunch or thugs sitting around drooling over one fat b¡tch. They dont even serve alcohol in this place, they have VENDING machines. IS a bunch of people under the age of 18 rating this club because this is the only club they can get in to or what? because this is by far the most worst club i have ever been in. they sell pornography when you walk in the place, it looks like a video store. i was in this place for about 10 minutes and donated my 10 dollars to get in. iam glad i got a stamp from cheaters next door so i could get back in..my advise, stay away from this place enless your under 18 and want to see some girl lay around on the stage eating a twinke. [/QUOTE]


I think he meant [b]Twinkie®[/b] , but you get the Point

Why don't you TOFTT , Duke , and get back to us ??

I agree Cadillac Lounge was a dump 3 years ago, the last time I was there and won't go back again. I used to split my time between Cheaters and Club Fantasies to warm up for an AMP session. IMHO Club Fantasies has slipped badly but can make a comeback but I haven't been there in over a year. Cheaters is the best of the bunch but can get expensive between the fees for the Godiva and the private dances in the booths or the topless areas.

The other day I met Jaime a 7-8 enhanced who wants to make big $. She wanted to get me in a booth but I opted for 2 dances in the topless area. She will go offsite for heavy bread. She wants to go to a brothel in Nevada. I explained to her that these are not legal in Vegas, Clark County but she could go up to Parumph in the next county to the Chicken Ranch or one of those but the competion is stiff. Anyway I would recommend her.

After the holidays I will trek back to south Florida and maybe hit Vegas in the spring and check out one of the brothels as I haven't been to one for a while.