Rants and Raves

I'm about fed up with this and now have decided to create this thread specifically to teach you guys how to post freaking links correctly. I don't want to see anymore bad links posted for 2018. None! Consider this you guys early New Years present from me to you. Ok guys, let's first start off with a few pre-requistes before moving on to the lesson. Let's start off reciting our A,B,C's. Sing along with me guys.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-H-K-ELLO-MENO-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z, now we know our ABC's next I want you to sing with me.

Now, let's count from 1 to 10, guys.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.

Now, let's hold hands and walk to the front of the short bus, guys.

Lesson 1:

Escort babylon website links. Look below:

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/[/URL]#atlanta / reviews /4707988494/4125719.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/#!/atlanta/reviews/4707988494/4125719[/URL]

Link 1 above was posted the way most of you guys post it and the link is sparsed. Link 2 was posted the correct way and it was not sparsed. The difference between the 2 links? The 1 link was posted copy and paste right from the website. The second link was posted with [*URL]URL open and closed tags[*/URL]. You have to put URL open and close tags infront and behind the escort bablyon links in order for them to post correctly. Just like you place Quote open and / Quoute tags when you want to quote someone post to reply to it. Without the URL open and close tags before and after the escort bablyon links, the link will post sparsed and incorrectly. Capish.

Lesson 2.

Backpage Links. Stop using backpage links to post reviews. Those ads only last 1 week usually before they are deleted by the scam artist providers. Just google the chic's number and look for a link outside of the backpage ads. Those other links on other websites last longer than backpage links. Now, that backpage has numbers only on the ad, every link should post correctly when you post it. At first, with the wording some links would post incorrectly, but now they're good.

[blue]I moved it here, this doesn't need it's own thread.

Also, when you're trying to show people how to use tags you need to break them. The way you wrote them the post would have had a link called URL open and closed tags that would have gone nowhere. I added the *'s to break the tags.

More examples:
[*list] [*/list]or [*b] [*b] then you tell them not to use the *'s when they post. This also allows you to see the super fucking idiots. They will be the ones using broken tags and not understanding why the post is fucked up.

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I just wanted to create this new thread because of something I've noticed recently or something I've been noticing for a long while now. No offense to anyone but I've noticed that most of you guys, especially the ones that spend big money on escorts are saps. This is not directed at anyone in particular but just something I've been noticing all along. Recently, I was on another review board reading some reviews and I liked the reviews of the escorts from this one guy in particular. He's usually a big spender (multi-sessions, take them out to dinner kind of guy). Now, I was interested in some of the girls he reviewed because they had stellar reviews. When I asked him about the chics, he would tell me not to see such and such because she is hood and he can't guarantee that I would have a good session with her. In his reviews, he raves about this chic and gives her like a 9 in looks and performance yet he couldn't recommend this chic to another hobbyist. Hmm.

I ask about another chic and he tells me she's got droopy tits with stretch marks and he recommended some other chics. In his reviews of this chic, he gives her like 8's all across the board yet he couldn't recommend her to another hobbyist. I'm here saying to myself "why the falk are you giving these chics 8's and 9's in your reviews if you wouldn't even recommend them to others"? There was another guy who was just like him on the other review board who would do the same thing. Give chics 8's and 9's and when I would ask about that chic because I was interested in them because of his reviews, he would be like she doesn't look that hot and what not. He too would refer me to other chics. Now, I'm back and forth emailing this first guy for a minute, out of nowhere he burst into a tyrant about how I'm always writing "negative reviews" and I'm cheap and he don't want me to see any of his "friends" (the girls that he buys sex from LOL). I'm saying to myself, this guy is a panzie. Funny thing is, I see the same thing in some guys on this site. Spending big money on chics, writing highly exaggerated bs reviews and talking about others who are too cheap and writing negative reviews when they only paid for a quickie.

What I'm trying to figure out is, why do some guys feel the need to write good reviews on chics when their session was less than stellar. Do you guys owe it to these chics to write good reviews and mislead fellow hobbyist. The funny thing is, these type of guys seem to all have the same mentality. They seem to believe that they are some how helping these chics out by giving them $300 to suck their cocks and actually believe these chics are their "friends". Reality Check!! Guy, your buying pussy. That's probably the lowest of the low you can do tell help a chics self-esteem. Your buying pussy equals your buying friendships. These chics are not your genuine friends. If you weren't paying for it, most of these chics probably wouldn't even do more than fart on you.

Guys, this an illegal business. Its not about who spends the most money or who writes the best reviews to get brownie points with these chics. You owe these chics nothing. You don't have to dog them out and write degrading reviews about them but be honest dammitt. If your giving chics, 8's and 9's in your reviews and you can't even recommend them to others, its not the one who writes "negative reviews" that you should be worried about, its yourself. The funny thing though. This same guy I've read many of his reviews and other hobbyist go behind him and talk about "this chic has a pimp" or "my review was nothing like the previous reviewers". The guy even complained to me that I only give chics 7's and 6's as if I owe it to them to rate them any higher. He told me that if I write any "negative reviews" about his "friends" he would get me back 10 fold or some bs like that. Pfft. LOL. These guys spend so much money on pussy that they've gotten delusional and have lost touch with reality. Guys, get up from infront of your computer screen and step outside into reality.

Buying and selling pussy is one of the oldest professions in the world. Just because we now call them "providers" and call ourselves "hobbyist" doesn't make it any less illegal or immoral. Stop acting like damn sissies. Your not doing any good by patronizing these girls for sex. Man up, you man bishes.

I can say straight up that I pretty much got black-balled at the oThER site for giving what I thought were honest reviews. I mean, they have guidelines and everything about their point scale. No BBBJ, no greek, no dfk, no daty and the most you can get in performance is a 7. And that 7 meant that everything else was on point. So how are so many of these broads 9 and 10? So after about 10-20 reviews posted over there, I'm venturing out for some new ladies and can't seem to get my schedule to line up with anybody from there. Then one of my regulars contacts me and lets me know that I've been put on a list of people not to see. Not because I'm cheap, not because my hygiene was suspect, not because I'm degrading / not getting along with the females, but because my reviews were bringing their averages down. Which is some of the dumbest shit I've come across. If I go see a chick that has a gang of 9's and 10's and I walk away with 7 service, I'm not coming back. But if I go in to a 7 girl and get 7 service then I got what I paid for and I'm more likely to return. I tried to talk about this in the forums over there and you would've thought I was an atheist in Vatican City. So, long story short, there's a bunch of white knight dudes (most it seems) that are either trying to impress these chicks with undeserved glowing reviews or dudes that think a good review will get them better service next time or dudes that just don't want the hassle I had to go thru. The only good thing those review sites are for is to know that if you go see a chick that 5's and less then pretty much expect nothing. 8 and up is the minimum for regular chicks.

I know this topic is forbidden in the main discussion. How about the rants?

Rant 1: I know a few of us have got caught up and barebacked a provider that we were seeing. For whatever reason it happened and I'm sure no habit was formed because of it. I'm amazed by the amount of reviews that I read where the guy is slinging naked dick to any street walker that will take it. I don't care how pretty the girl is, how big her ass is- it is just not worth it. I say that because I don't want anyone's dick to fall off or life to be at risk any more than it already is. Only thing the reviews do for me, is to let me know which girls to avoid.

Rant 2: I know there is a lot of good looking guys / w 15.5 inch dicks on here posting. But why does every review have to include how fine the "girl your paying for sex" thought you were and The "my dick was to big for this position, didn't know if she could handle it"? Now I'm all for self confidence, and I myself consider to be an O.K looking dude. It seems that some of the masses on here get a little carried away when SW says, "your cute". It's a business, they know what they are doing. LOL but let me tell you, as long as your paying her, you ban look like the Cookie Monster and she will call you all type of fines to stroke your ego. So basically she is going to stroke your balls and your ego in exchange for the payment that was exchanged.

[blue]Nothing here breaking the rules in these kinds of threads. You guys can have the "wrap it/don't wrap it" rant as long as you want.

The whole idea of threads like this is to say all the shit that you want to say (check below for stuff that is still off limits) but we won't let you because we want to keep the convo in the review threads on pussy.

Personally, I think guys that bareback professionals are fucking crazy but it's their dick not mine, so their business not mine. If I lived up there I would use that info as a guide of who NOT to see.

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[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;2094865]I know this topic is forbidden in the main discussion. How about the rants?

Rant 1: I know a few of us have got caught up and barebacked a provider that we were seeing. For whatever reason it happened and I'm sure no habit was formed because of it. I'm amazed by the amount of reviews that I read where the guy is slinging naked dick to any street walker that will take it. I don't care how pretty the girl is, how big her ass is- it is just not worth it. I say that because I don't want anyone's dick to fall off or life to be at risk any more than it already is. Only thing the reviews do for me, is to let me know which girls to avoid.

Rant 2: I know there is a lot of good looking guys / w 15.5 inch dicks on here posting. But why does every review have to include how fine the "girl your paying for sex" thought you were and The "my dick was to big for this position, didn't know if she could handle it"? Now I'm all for self confidence, and I myself consider to be an O.K looking dude. It seems that some of the masses on here get a little carried away when SW says, "your cute". It's a business, they know what they are doing. LOL but let me tell you, as long as your paying her, you ban look like the Cookie Monster and she will call you all type of fines to stroke your ego. So basically she is going to stroke your balls and your ego in exchange for the payment that was exchanged.[/QUOTE]Haha. You know I always find it funny when a guy talks about how a girl says how cute he is. I mean, dude, that's the most unmanly thing to say. No other straight man cares if your cute. I also especially like it when dudes talk about "it took her a while to adjust to my size" or "she was a little bit worried because of ma size". Those 2 phrases are the most common for guys swinging the big stick.

Great post mapalo.

I agree with you on the review thing which to me, is a waste of time and I'll explain my point of view in a sec.

It is exceedingly rare that I see a chick more than once nowadays and a review would be plenty pointless because I show up, deliver a pounding, nut, wipe and leave-all this-in 20 minutes or less! My 20 min session for .6 is going to be much much different than that of a Floyd 'Money' Mayweather type throwing racks upon racks for a 30 min session.

These women are not mechanical bulls that perform the same each and every time so why should I expect my session to mirror another individual? How do I know that the reviewer isn't the reviewee SP herself or even a monger simping hard for freebies or a pimp putting in work for his harem? After being in the game for a minute, I have gradually started moving away from the pros and seeking the gems in the rough. The more reviews I read about a gal, the less and less that I even want to meet with her.

Regarding BBFS, to each their own you'll not catch me actively seeking it but if the rubber breaks, I'm sorry bro, I'm finishing inside! I've certainly had my share of BBFS with a few UTR providers that I unearthed back when Craigslist see. E was like shooting fish in a barrel 2010-2012. They were all just out of high school or in college no tats, no stretch marks, no attitudes and definitely not an ounce of fat on them, I nutted in all of them, passed them on to the team and kept it moving!

Feel free to shoot me now, I'm done with my rant!

[QUOTE=BizzyMuhn;2095288]I agree with you on the review thing which to me, is a waste of time and I'll explain my point of view in a sec.

It is exceedingly rare that I see a chick more than once nowadays and a review would be plenty pointless because I show up, deliver a pounding, nut, wipe and leave-all this-in 20 minutes or less! My 20 min session for .6 is going to be much much different than that of a Floyd 'Money' Mayweather type throwing racks upon racks for a 30 min session.

These women are not mechanical bulls that perform the same each and every time so why should I expect my session to mirror another individual? How do I know that the reviewer isn't the reviewee SP herself or even a monger simping hard for freebies or a pimp putting in work for his harem? After being in the game for a minute, I have gradually started moving away from the pros and seeking the gems in the rough. The more reviews I read about a gal, the less and less that I even want to meet with her.[/QUOTE]I hope to get five things from a review;[LIST]If she has pics, is she the chick in the pics[/LIST][LIST]What does she do[/LIST][LIST]Does she do that well[/LIST][LIST]What did it cost[/LIST][LIST]Would you hit it again[/LIST]I get it that you don't repeat, I rarely do myself. In my reviews I say, "I rarely repeat, but if I did I would / wouldn't with her.'.

Of course nobody has any requirement to write reviews on this forum. Also I'm a fully qualified professional monger, I know that YMMV always applies. I'm looking for the kind of sesh you had knowing that mine could be different, but if 10 guys say, "She is the chick in the pix, she does X, Y, and Z, she does all / some / none of them well. It cost, X and I'm going to hit it again next payday, then I can reasonably assume that I'll have a somewhat similar experience.

This forum doesn't hang on any one post (hence why I'm always happy to tell malcontents to get the fuck out) but rather on the aggregate of a chicks reviews.

By the way, when I post in Black Ink like this, it's me the monger, the guy, not me the godlike presence on the forum. If you think I'm full of shit, you're more than welcomed to say so on this thread.

This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information.

How the fuck does a post in category called Rant-and-Rave get deleted for being argumentative? It's a rant. It's a rave.

[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;2099669]How the fuck does a post in category called Rant-and-Rave get deleted for being argumentative? It's a rant. It's a rave.[/QUOTE][BLUE]My bad, I read the post and didn't notice it was in Rants and Raves. 100% my bad.

I'm pretty easy to work with and quick to admit my mistakes, perhaps next time you could just drop me a PM.

In any event apologies to Johnny, personally and professionally.

Here's the content of his post that was redacted;[/BLUE]

[QUOTE]"What's wrong with this type of review you ask. Everything! Guy, you said absolutely nothing in your review. The review contained no details of the session. Was she into it? Was the CBJ at least any good? Any details would help here?? Also, type the prices in layman terms, dammitt!! No one has the time to sit there trying to decipher your G.I. Joe codes. Its $40 for 30 minutes or $20 for 15 minutes or whatever your trying to convey. I don't know why some guys like to type it like that. Also, you do not need to space out every letter in your backpage link. KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid). Just copy the link where you got it from and paste it at the bottom of your review. Your not going to get banned or arrested for plagiarism if you copy and paste the direct link here. Sheesh!"[/QUOTE]A2.

I was wondering why my post was deleted. It wasn't aimed at anyone in specific, just critiquing the way some people post. Well, here it is again with some more rants. Reviews that read like this:

[B]I just met Gia the other day. Everything was covered. We did mish then doggie to completion. I will repeat. It was .4 for half and half and .20 for 1/4.

www. a t l a n t a. b a c k p a g e. c o m
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"What's wrong with this type of review you ask. Everything! Guy, you said absolutely nothing in your review. The review contained no details of the session. Was she into it? Was the CBJ at least any good? Any details would help here?? Also, type the prices in layman terms, dammitt!! No one has the time to sit here trying to decipher your G.I. Joe codes. Its $40 for 30 minutes or $20 for 15 minutes or whatever your trying to convey. I don't know why some guys like to type it like that. Also, you do not need to space out every letter in your backpage link. KISS (Keep it Simple Stupid). Just copy the link where you got it from and paste it at the bottom of your review. Your not going to get banned or arrested for plagiarism if you copy and paste the direct link here. Sheesh!

Also, please guys. If your posting a link from a craigslist ad, please ad pics as thumbnails at the bottom of your review. Why? Craigslist ads are frequently flagged so chances are by the time your post is published your ad is flagged and nobody knows what the falk your talking about. Also, do this for backpage reviews too. Those ads are deleted from time to time as well. Ok.

Damn, I'm writing what I swore I never would.

If you are brand new to the board, please contribute before you start PMing people for info or asking questions that are a variation on "where the pussy at?

I'm really not trying to sound like some gold star senior member, because I have gotten [I]far[/I] more from this resource than I have given. Still, I have given some, as have many, many of those who frequent the board. In that way, we have paid our bones and get a little leeway in asking those questions or sending PMs.

I was a member here for over two years before I ever posted anything, mainly because new posters were flamed for not paying attention to the rules of the board or asking questions that could only be responded to by RTFF (read the forum fool or something like that). Now, it seems rare for a new poster to get flamed, which is probably good from an acting civilized standpoint. From a "Jesus, you dumbass, we just had a thread about her yesterday" or a "Dude, we aren't going to give up our favorite UTR anal girl to someone who just joined under the name 'poonformyjimmy'" standpoint, I don't think we are doing anyone or the board any favors.

To that end, if you are a newbie reading this, please do us all a favor and post useful information. Use what you learn here to find good ladies to share information about. Read a few review posts that other members seem to like; having members say 'thank you for that information' is your goal. If you get burned, let us know that (as we all have been there, even as we mock you over it). Don't be a dick for the sake of being a dick, but don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. And most of all, don't ever ask a question without reading back a bit and using the search function first.

Do those few things and you'll not piss folks off so much.

DT.

[quote=admin;2094276][blue]threads like this are becoming more common on the forum and by and large i support them. i think it's a good thing to have a place you can call guys assholes if you want.

however, if you guys do that, then you can't do it at all, and i mean zero tolerance on the review threads.

generally speaking the rules relaxed in here are the argumentative posts. you still can't post arrest reports, personally identifying info, **** stuff (as always), no threats, no racially derogatory stuff, in other words none of the big infractions. you can however call each names until you're blue in the face if you want.

a2[/blue][/quote]pratice what you preach ahole.

[QUOTE=QuietCool007;2134678]Pratice what you preach ahole.[/QUOTE]Guys call me an asshole in the fight threads all the time, help yourself.

I feel compelled to point out that it's spelled "Practice" not "Pratice" though.

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Not saying any names but someone is trying way too hard.

[QUOTE=ZeusDawg;2150587]Not saying any names but someone is trying way too hard.[/QUOTE]Is any of his intel worth a shit?

[QUOTE=Steak404;2150710]Is any of his intel worth a shit?[/QUOTE]Probably not.

IMHO He's gone through a couple of identities on T E are, and his basic M. O. Seems to be (1) find new or bottom-barrel girls who don't know the business, (2) "explain" ti them how the review sites work, indicate that he's a well-known and respected reviewer, and then use that to leverage discounted services from them. So, obviously, there's a conflict of interest.

If they don't play along, those are the bad reviews and rip-off reports. Note that all the other reports are glowing; there's really no in-between. He has a bad habit also of indicating services such as BBBJ, DFK and so on which the ladies don't actually offer.

Eventually, there will be some drama here because of all this, and then he'll go away briefly, and then return with another name.

Pretty much.

O, in my opinion.

[QUOTE=ZeusDawg;2150587]Not saying any names but someone is trying way too hard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Steak404;2150710]Is any of his intel worth a shit?[/QUOTE]Actually not trying at all, it just is what it is. I've lurked here for over a year and a half (active on the other board) and have taken away bits and pieces from time to time. I like to research girls so I have a good idea of what I'm getting. The someone who shall remain nameless is the genuine article, point blank. My situation may be like others, but I'll only speak for myself. I see maybe 1-2 girls on a good week, usually after said research. The board is here to share info based on experience, the nameless monger is doing just that, it just so happens that he generally sees 3-4 new girls a week mostly toftf, not to mention repeats, this I have no doubts about, I KNOW, period. I'm not saying this to kiss anyone's behind or anything, I've known him for a good while and I'm going to get the info anyway, just trying to clear up any misconceptions. He's not a spambot, troll or whatever, just a genuine, go very hard monger. You can do with the intel one of three things.

1.) Try to keep up, good luck, I can't.

2.) Take the intel for BS, which it's not. Ridicule it or him, instead of being like cool, dude took that for the team.

3.) Read it, if it's a girl who you have been interested in and doesn't have intel anywhere else, now you have it, use it, it's real. It's definitely made my mongering life a hell of a lot easier and fun; and that's what this and the other board are supposed to be about, sharing info so you don't get catfished or worse.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2150773]Probably not.

He's gone through a couple of identities on T E are, and his basic M. O. Seems to be (1) find new or bottom-barrel girls who don't know the business, (2) "explain" ti them how the review sites work, indicate that he's a well-known and respected reviewer, and then use that to leverage discounted services from them. So, obviously, there's a conflict of interest.

If they don't play along, those are the bad reviews and rip-off reports. Note that all the other reports are glowing; there's really no in-between. He has a bad habit also of indicating services such as BBBJ, DFK and so on which the ladies don't actually offer.

Eventually, there will be some drama here because of all this, and then he'll go away briefly, and then return with another name.

Pretty much.

O.[/QUOTE]Just reading his "contributions" and not knowing the backstory I came to a similar conclusion.


I've gotten in trouble in the past for suggesting (accurately, might I add) that other contributors here are less than altruistic in offering the services of ladies with whom they are acquainted, so I'll let others create the drama as it applies to this contributor.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2150773]Probably not.

IMHO He's gone through a couple of identities on T E are, and his basic M. O. Seems to be (1) find new or bottom-barrel girls who don't know the business, (2) "explain" ti them how the review sites work, indicate that he's a well-known and respected reviewer, and then use that to leverage discounted services from them. So, obviously, there's a conflict of interest.

If they don't play along, those are the bad reviews and rip-off reports. Note that all the other reports are glowing; there's really no in-between. He has a bad habit also of indicating services such as BBBJ, DFK and so on which the ladies don't actually offer.

Eventually, there will be some drama here because of all this, and then he'll go away briefly, and then return with another name.

Pretty much.

O, in my opinion.[/QUOTE]The operative words here are probably and seems to be, read it; it's highly suggestive, yet has no real substance. With all due respect, some would call your statements poppycock, to put it politely and with the utmost civility.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2148567]Not really dude. That new guy is a stupid horny trick that tries to have sex with every chic that places an ad on backpage and the likes. If your going about it in that way, there is a very high possibility that your going to run into these scam artist. You got to pick your spots. I could do outcalls from this day forth and I can almost guarantee you that nobody will be running out of my crib with the funds. Rather, she's going to be crawling out of my home after all the hard poundings I'm going to be giving her. Black or white, when a chic sees an easy mark she's going to go for it. You got to pick your spots in this game. Not every chic is meant to be boned.[/QUOTE]Your onto something. I wouldn't call him what you did and no he doesn't try to see them all. But, if he sees one he wants he's pulling the trigger, without doubt. I'd call him a monger's monger. The problem has always been that most can't fathom what I see with my own eyes, that he knocks them down with such ferocity that there must be something wrong, it's trying to happen here. They wrongfully assume that he has to be getting some type of favor or discounts, the great majority he hits, quits, forgets and don't review. Many days I've said to him, "damn another one" or tell him about one he had that he can't remember. It's crazy, but it is real and no funny business.

Yes Mr. DishowuPlay aka Darkside Reviews aka GrCHZebo aka 2 hot4 u2 aka Jasonlovesv aka fill in the blank. Dude, that assclown has a host of aliases on this site and the other review site that he uses to write his highly exaggerated bullshit reviews. His reviews are bogus and I called him out on it many times on the other review site. The people who can vouch for him are people who he's befriended so they play along and write the same bogus reviews of the same girls he's referred them too. I'm not saying he doesn't go to see these chics, its just that his reviews are heavily tainted with bullshit.

There was this one girl that I reviewed before named, Roxy or Ashton. I saw her twice (the 2nd time by default as I thought she was another chic) and this chic couldn't suck a cock to save her life. I should know because she gave me the same lame head twice. This Dishowuplay guy saw her after I did and wrote a review about how she gave him DFK (this girls mouth was filthy, teeth were double rowed and stained) and also a BBBJ (which he claimed was above average). I knew from then forth that, that guy was full of shit. He'll write glowing reviews of a chic to counter any negative reviews a chic has to make himself seem like "the good guy". He sees these chics and tell these chics about the "game" and tell them about the review sites like this one and the other, so he can use that as leverage to manipulate these chics. A lot of those chics no nothing about the review sites like this until that assclown makes them aware of it.

As an example, I'll use the Kimberly chic he's always writing glowing reviews about. I remember seeing her ads back in 2011 when I first started looking at escorting sites. I used to always think this shit was fake and would visit escorting sites to collect pics. LOL. That chic, Kimberly, used to have ads running back then but she was living on Old National. You already know that if your escorting on Old National, your not charging a whole lot of money. Anyways, this horny trick, DishowuPlay, goes to see her and decides he's going to wine and dine her to win her favor. He gave her x amount of dollars that was waay more than she was charging and used that to portray his "good guy" image. Then, he went and told her about the other review site and she started placing her review I'd number in her ads. This chic knew nothing about any review sites until he made her aware of it.

Now, Kimberly is escorting in Marietta and doing outcalls only. She has an ad on backpage up to this very day. You have to pick Kimberly up, give her $200/ hour, get a hotel room, take her to dinner, wine and dine her and then take her back home after the session is over. WTF?? This chic used to escort down on Old National about 3 years ago, now look how high up on the pedestal she's been placed. The even funnier part is, you can't even call Kimberly directly from the number on her ad. She will answer you but want your T. E. are I'd number to figure out who you are. This assclown, DishowuPlay, made her aware of the site and now has her under his wing. No new guy can see Kimberly unless he actually approves of it. That's why Kimberly has all glowing reviews, its because its guys that he has approved of and referred to Kimberly. In return, they write glowing reviews about her to reward him for referring her to them. He's the same assclown I was talking about in my "rants and rave" thread.

That's his game. Befriend these broke down cheap chics, grossly overpay for their services, wine and dine them and feed their ego with a pile of bullshit, show them the game and the review sites, then use that as leverage to manage these chics in the future. His "utr's" are nothing more than broke down backpage chics. His real utr's he wouldn't give any of you any nformation about them. These are friends of escorts that he's befriended. They see him as the "good guy" so he gets to bone them for less than nothing. That guy is a fucking fraud!

[QUOTE=Moments;2150808]Black pimps don't want their white girls seeing other black men. Most chicks with a NBA policy have black pimps.[/QUOTE]Most of these wannabe pimps steal and kidnap girls from each other all the time. I guess there is no honor among pimps..........lol

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2150773]Probably not.

IMHO He's gone through a couple of identities on T E are, and his basic M. O. Seems to be (1) find new or bottom-barrel girls who don't know the business, (2) "explain" ti them how the review sites work, indicate that he's a well-known and respected reviewer, and then use that to leverage discounted services from them. So, obviously, there's a conflict of interest.
[/QUOTE]I don't care either way as I have no dog in the fight, but I had to laugh because we've now arrived at part 3 of this familiar pattern: right on cue the "long time lurker" who suddenly decides to start posting to defend his "friend". Like clockwork.

[QUOTE=Wolvie5;2150979]I don't care either way as I have no dog in the fight, but I had to laugh because we've now arrived at part 3 of this familiar pattern: right on cue the "long time lurker" who suddenly decides to start posting to defend his "friend". Like clockwork.[/QUOTE]I come with nothing but respect for the senior members here, as well as everyone else, and with humility. I just don't want to see anyone falsely accused, nothing more, and with no intent at malice or to be argumentative. You can tell by my diction and writing style that I am not the gentleman in question. What I state, I state as fact, because I have personally witnessed it. My statements have not been based on conjecture or hearsay, there are no probably's or seem to be's. The members here, especially those senior members are in a position to possibly influence those who are incapable of thinking for themselves, with their false opinions. One persons repeating of hearsay plus those who choose jump on the bandwagon, despite there being no evidence, equals a lynch mob, and I don't want what was said about the gentleman to turn into that. The dude is just mongering and reporting his experience, one can take it or leave it.

[QUOTE=GrChZebo;2151015]I The dude is just mongering and reporting his experience, one can take it or leave it.[/QUOTE]That's the way I saw it. Intel appeared sound. Wouldn't blame the dude if he never shared info again.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2150913]
You already know that if your escorting on Old National, your not charging a whole lot of money. Anyways, this horny trick, DishowuPlay, goes to see her and decides he's going to wine and dine her to win her favor. He gave her x amount of dollars that was waay more than she was charging and used that to portray his "good guy" image. Then, he went and told her about the other review site and she started placing her review I'd number in her ads. This chic knew nothing about any review sites until he made her aware of it.

That's his game. Befriend these broke down cheap chics, grossly overpay for their services, wine and dine them and feed their ego with a pile of bullshit, show them the game and the review sites, then use that as leverage to manage these chics in the future. His "utr's" are nothing more than broke down backpage chics. His real utr's he wouldn't give any of you any nformation about them. These are friends of escorts that he's befriended. They see him as the "good guy" so he gets to bone them for less than nothing. That guy is a fucking fraud![/QUOTE]Johnny what you're doing is called talking out the side of your neck. Those with little ability at the art of reading comprehension might think you actually said something. You can't have it both ways, on one side of your neck you say that he wines, dines and grossly overpays for services, your words not mine. On the other side of your neck you say that he gets to bone them for less than nothing, again, your words not mine. Which is it Johnny? You can't have it both ways now can you, am I making any sense to you?

Now for you. Johnny you are a senior member, I have no idea how. You currently have roughly 400 post. Less than 10% of your post are actually reviews, that dude has more actual reviews in his 40 odd post than you do in close to 400. The bulk of your post are responses, you talking about how you were "going" to see xyz but didn't, it's really quite funny. I've been lurking as I said, there was one guy a while back who checked you asking if you ever had a good time with a girl because you very rarely have anything good to say, IIRC there were 1-2 members that defended you. The funny thing is that I was thinking the same thing that guy was thinking, I thought to myself, "damn, this John Boy has access to this and is over there and still can't find anyone to fuck him properly", hilarious. The remainder of your post are what I'll call Johnny's bullshite sage advice, you telling other guys how to monger, don't do this, don't do that, as if you know. Anybody don't believe me, go back and read his post as PROOF of what I state. Remember Biggie, he said in one song "mad question asking", that's you. You guys have a saying here, RTFF, I say to you Johnny read the freaking review. You read a review then turn around and ask the reviewer a million questions, when you know your not going to see the girl anyway, behaving as if your really about this mongering. Am I lying Johnny? You know as well as I do that I'm not and I still have the umpteen PMs you sent me over there asking BS after reading the review, RTFR.

Now for some common sense. Just as in "real" life when your courting a girl many times a guys good behavior will get him the draws, like the saying goes, "you catch more bees with honey than with vinegar" or "the level of customer service is based on the customer's attitude". It's really no different in this thing of ours, treat them right, whatever that may be, and you too Johnny might have gotten some good BBBJ from Ashton / Roxy, you likely short cashed her ass and then got short serviced, big Johnny, the admittedly cheap bastard.

More common sense. Johnny you monger, had a start somewhere. Likely, one day you were reading an ad that stated well reviewed, and you thought to yourself, what's that mean? You checked it out and found sites like this and the other. What in carnation would make you think that girls who post on, read and steal other girls ad text and pictures, wouldn't eventually find out about review sites. If your lame ass found it I'm quite sure they can too, make sense to you yet John Boy.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2100863] Also, type the prices in layman terms, dammitt!! No one has the time to sit here trying to decipher your G.I. Joe codes. Its $40 for 30 minutes or $20 for 15 minutes or whatever your trying to convey. I don't know why some guys like to type it like that. [/QUOTE]RTFM:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

Get it? Got it? Good.

Some rules are here for a very good fucking reason and should be used.

[QUOTE=Riceracerx;2151841]RTFM:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

Get it? Got it? Good.

Some rules are here for a very good fucking reason and should be used.[/QUOTE]I don't get it. Its not like that is so cryptic that others won't know what's going on.

When trying too hard goes wrong, try even harder! Board is flooded with this bullshit.

I'm surprised this forum operates like most internet arenas, post count carries way to much weight. I've had several PM's and nasty comments based on my lack of posts, questioning the validity of what I said. It would be real easy to just drop back into the shadows and not contribute at all, and still get the info and occasional laugh I have been getting off here for almost a decade. Just a heads up to all, when a "new guy" opens his mouth and offers real world experience that was gathered from years of in the trenches research, kicking him in the balls isn't the best way to make him feel at home.

[QUOTE=Eslide3;2178726]I'm surprised this forum operates like most internet arenas, post count carries way to much weight. I've had several PM's and nasty comments based on my lack of posts, questioning the validity of what I said. It would be real easy to just drop back into the shadows and not contribute at all, and still get the info and occasional laugh I have been getting off here for almost a decade. Just a heads up to all, when a "new guy" opens his mouth and offers real world experience that was gathered from years of in the trenches research, kicking him in the balls isn't the best way to make him feel at home.[/QUOTE]I'd consider myself to keep up decently with the posts on here and don't really ever see what you pointed out taking place. I DO see however people with <10 posts asking for info, not "opening his mouth and offering real world experience". I'm sure there are some instances of what you suggest, but honestly I think it is pretty fair around here to those that contribute.

Also being overly sensitive and being on internet forums does not mix well. (this is not pointed at anyone specifically)

[QUOTE=GrChZebo;2179201][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danagerlously-kinky-l-a-t-i-n-a-extic-frak-23/24193228[/URL]

General: Been seeing her ad and liked, didn't have any other reviews at the time (one just posted on comp site) and decided to take the plunge anyway.

Appearance: Short, mixed, hip hop emo type with a lot of tats, red hair, she's a cutey with a decent shape, youthful be cups, soft in the middle, hips and a nice ass, especially when you bend her over and have her spread'them, 7. 4/10.

Attitude: Cool and friendly, kind of quiet though, loosened up a bit as things got going, no bad attitude at all.

Rate: $/ hhr.

Menu: Your hollow point has to be jacketed, we did CBJ, CG, mish, k9, didn't try any kissing, Greek or daty so can't speak on that.

The Juice: Had her over for outcall, she was hooker on time, about 25 minutes late, which I figured would be the case. She wore a loose, short sundress with heels and looked kind of sexy with all the tats and fiery red hair. We made our way to the bedroom and sat down, she kicked her heels off without me saying anything, which is usually a sign of comfort, was kind of quiet though. I started to feel up her legs and gave her the school fees. I had her stand in front of me between my legs, I ran my hands up the dress to remove her panties but she was going commando, squeezed on her soft ass then pulled the dress over her head and got undressed myself. Laid back on the bed, pulled her on me and asked her to kiss my chest and play with my cock, which she did. She stopped briefly and asked if I had a cover, which I gave her and she put on. She went down and gave about 5 minutes of average CBJ with hands on ball play, no licks though, she looked up at me a few times and asked if it was OK, she was beside me so I reached under and played in the pussy, which was beginning to get wet, did a sniff test and she was clean. Had her mount for CG, she rode well, she was doing the thing where she was leaning back and grinding, after a minute or two I pulled her forward, lifted her up and flipped her into mish, she started to become a little vocal and didn't complain about me hitting her bottom, she took it like a champ. I wanted to see what she could do in k9 so I had her flip and it looked good, her pretty pink slot popped right out, I had to give her a slap and told her I liked it, to which she laughed, I went in hard and we ended up in lazy the and I erupted. 7/10, she's got the physical tools and is cool, I think she's relatively new, a little more effort and freakiness and she could be top notch.[/QUOTE]You got tired of shilling as DishowuPlay, and decided to start using your GrChZebo alias? Or do you plan on alternating the two accounts on shill posts?

I mean, it's one thing just to ignore DishowuPlay, but now I have to ignore GrChZebo as well? Just how many aliases do you plan on shilling with?

(Don't get me wrong; between your 3+ shill aliases on T E are, and at least two here, and who knows how many on other sites, your free time is impressive).

The amount of damage you do to providers is practically incalculable; I know I'm not the only one who uses your shill reports to create a "do not see" list (like this tattooed bit of street trash, for example).

And to the moderator: since apparently DishowuPlay, GrChZebo, and probably others seem to be here to stay, how about enabling an actual "ignore" feature, to block certain user posts from my feed? (Or if it's there, how do I use it.).

O.

[QUOTE=GrChZebo;2179201][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danagerlously-kinky-l-a-t-i-n-a-extic-frak-23/24193228[/URL]

General: Been seeing her ad and liked, didn't have any other reviews at the time (one just posted on comp site) and decided to take the plunge anyway.

Appearance: Short, mixed, hip hop emo type with a lot of tats, red hair, she's a cutey with a decent shape, youthful be cups, soft in the middle, hips and a nice ass, especially when you bend her over and have her spread'them, 7. 4/10.

Attitude: Cool and friendly, kind of quiet though, loosened up a bit as things got going, no bad attitude at all.

Rate: $/ hhr.

Menu: Your hollow point has to be jacketed, we did CBJ, CG, mish, k9, didn't try any kissing, Greek or daty so can't speak on that.

The Juice: Had her over for outcall, she was hooker on time, about 25 minutes late, which I figured would be the case. She wore a loose, short sundress with heels and looked kind of sexy with all the tats and fiery red hair. We made our way to the bedroom and sat down, she kicked her heels off without me saying anything, which is usually a sign of comfort, was kind of quiet though. I started to feel up her legs and gave her the school fees. I had her stand in front of me between my legs, I ran my hands up the dress to remove her panties but she was going commando, squeezed on her soft ass then pulled the dress over her head and got undressed myself. Laid back on the bed, pulled her on me and asked her to kiss my chest and play with my cock, which she did. She stopped briefly and asked if I had a cover, which I gave her and she put on. She went down and gave about 5 minutes of average CBJ with hands on ball play, no licks though, she looked up at me a few times and asked if it was OK, she was beside me so I reached under and played in the pussy, which was beginning to get wet, did a sniff test and she was clean. Had her mount for CG, she rode well, she was doing the thing where she was leaning back and grinding, after a minute or two I pulled her forward, lifted her up and flipped her into mish, she started to become a little vocal and didn't complain about me hitting her bottom, she took it like a champ. I wanted to see what she could do in k9 so I had her flip and it looked good, her pretty pink slot popped right out, I had to give her a slap and told her I liked it, to which she laughed, I went in hard and we ended up in lazy the and I erupted. 7/10, she's got the physical tools and is cool, I think she's relatively new, a little more effort and freakiness and she could be top notch.[/QUOTE]She is hardly "new" to the game! She is from Florida, south florida. Used to work in a "jack shack" down there, where I first met her some 5 yrs ago. She has been at it forever. She's new to the ATL, but similar to just about every other girl in this section, they travel when business slows. Just google her name and number. You'll see all of the states and for how long she (and every other) girl here has been in the "game" stop thinking these hoes are "new and inexperienced". Its an act! They all travel to 3-5 states doing their thing. Just an FYI.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2179432]You got tired of shilling as DishowuPlay, and decided to start using your GrChZebo alias? Or do you plan on alternating the two accounts on shill posts?

I mean, it's one thing just to ignore DishowuPlay, but now I have to ignore GrChZebo as well? Just how many aliases do you plan on shilling with?

(Don't get me wrong; between your 3+ shill aliases on T E are, and at least two here, and who knows how many on other sites, your free time is impressive).

The amount of damage you do to providers is practically incalculable; I know I'm not the only one who uses your shill reports to create a "do not see" list (like this tattooed bit of street trash, for example).

And to the moderator: since apparently DishowuPlay, GrChZebo, and probably others seem to be here to stay, how about enabling an actual "ignore" feature, to block certain user posts from my feed? (Or if it's there, how do I use it.).

O.[/QUOTE]What! As I said in post 3206 someone will invariably come along and make false allegations, just like clockwork, calling shill and other nonsense. Shill! For what? I give about as much of a fuck about her as I do you. Ozy, my dear, me and DisHow live on completely different sides of town, are in completely different age demographics, come from completely different ethnic backgrounds, I mean this shit is totally funny. I know him and like him, but I am not him. You seem to be the one with spare free time, rating other mongers and wasting time trying to force me to be him. We are two different people, what your doing is called catching at straws. Ozy, you would catch at a straw if you were to drown. What that means is that if you were drowning and saw a piece of straw floating on the surface you would reach for it, even though it is totally incapable of saving your life, your reaching kid. You just can't seem to get it through your thick skull that I'm not him. I don't give a shit if you see that piece of street trash as you call her or not. Fortunately ignoring works both ways.

I haven't done anything to not be able to be here, haven't violated any rules, haven't launched personal counter measures outside of the are&are thread. But you have attacked me, unprovoked, on the review board. I read a post by another member on the are&are thread about this very thing, is as if you are somehow threatened or intimidated by new posters, calling BS or shill on their post, masticate a male sexual appendage, in other words, eat a dick.

And to you BJ, I stated that I THINK she is relatively new as I just started seeing her post here, read and comprehend before you start offering advice. Furthermore, I saw something I wanted and acted, searched the comp site, found nothing at the time, didn't have that inner sucka like some, where you have to google numbers and all that crap before you're sure you're doing what the fuck you want to do. Wasn't nothing going down funny either because the avto-Kalash been turning cover into concealment since 1947, so I wasn't tripping anyway.

Here ya go! Right click on user name, then click on view profile, next you click on add to ignore list. Viola problem solved.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;2179432]You got tired of shilling as DishowuPlay, and decided to start using your GrChZebo alias? Or do you plan on alternating the two accounts on shill posts?

I mean, it's one thing just to ignore DishowuPlay, but now I have to ignore GrChZebo as well? Just how many aliases do you plan on shilling with?

(Don't get me wrong; between your 3+ shill aliases on T E are, and at least two here, and who knows how many on other sites, your free time is impressive).

The amount of damage you do to providers is practically incalculable; I know I'm not the only one who uses your shill reports to create a "do not see" list (like this tattooed bit of street trash, for example).

And to the moderator: since apparently DishowuPlay, GrChZebo, and probably others seem to be here to stay, how about enabling an actual "ignore" feature, to block certain user posts from my feed? (Or if it's there, how do I use it.).

O.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;2179623]Here ya go! Right click on user name, then click on view profile, next you click on add to ignore list. Viola problem solved.[/QUOTE]Pleas use these directions Ozy, it's actually what you should have done initially instead of causing unnecessary confusion in response to me posting a review on a fuck board, thanks Ozy do boy ng36.

Ah yeah, the rants and raves board, where you can call a sucka a sucka, a buster a buster, and a chump a chump.

Ozymandias: states that the damage I've done to providers is incalculable and makes false allegations that I am another member. I'm not DisHow, I do consider him a friend though. DisHow, and you too for the matter, has no idea who or what Grand Champion Zebo was, so it's not even a username he could come up with, that I know; if he knew who or what Gr. Ch. Zebo 7 xw was that would be another topic we'd discuss and we don't, DisHow is not a dogman but I am, we're 2 different people. I don't have any other accounts here, I wouldn't even think of something like that, that's something a chic would do, but that's how you think; it would serve no, get this word, purpose, dumbass. Now, I posted a report on Jezabella and you said I am a shill, for posting the report. You following so far, good. Is it the fact that I posted the report that makes me a shill? Does the shill moniker apply to anyone who posts a report, or is it just me? What damage did I do to her, or any other provider as you claim? Those are the type questions that pop into a logical mans mind, the type of questions your peers should ask you before they start following you, but they don't; I guess what you say appeals to their *****-like emotional side and just feels warm and fuzzy to them, so they run with it. The reality is you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, just talking. Do you have an unfulfilled desire for attention or are you always this much of a ****. The sad part is some are influenced by your bullshit, the deaf dumb and blind, leading the blind dumb and deaf.

Now, you said something else that is downright pathetic and juvenile, it made me question whether you're a dude or a chic. You stated that the providers I see you put on your do not see list, really? You mean to tell me that a man, what you're supposed to be, would not see a pro that he may want to see, just because some other guy reported that he stuck his Ozy in her, really? Picture that. That's how you make up your mind about who you want to see, dude you're a straight *****, real talk. I can't believe you actually think like that, much less typed that shit for the public to see, you should be ashamed. At one time I actually thought you were a stand up guy, I'm now very disappointed in you son.

I posted a fuck report on the BP board, you went to post and slander a fellow monger on the BP review board, for what fucking purpose? What did your horseshit accomplish? It's the BP advertiser review board, not the monger review board, you make the moderators job that much harder having to switch this bullshit to over here. If you're going to be a **** at least put it on the right thread.

They really need to make two new threads, the unsolicited advice thread and the monger review thread, for some of you ducks.

[QUOTE=GrChZebo;2179352][URL]https://www.preferred411.com/p159562[/URL]

[URL]www.margauxxx.com[/URL]

General: I was talking to my guy, you know, one Saturday morning when we first saw her ad, he happened to get to her first and gave me the 411, I was sold. It just so happened that it took me until now to catch up with her as she has other personal things going on.

Appearance: 5'6" or so, sweeter than bear meat, pretty with some of the smoothest honey coated skin, the cups with brown areoles and thimble nipples, firm in the middle, round firm derrire, romantic shape and face, 9/10.

Attitude: Iceberg cool, can and will hold great conversation, disposition so sweet you might think she can't turn up but you'd be wrong because she will shell down the place, nymphomaniac.

Rate: $. 5/ hour, a bargain IMO.

Menu: WIDE OPEN, and yes I am shouting. Only thing I didn't do with her is unwrapped FS, as always YMMV.

The Juice: Margie Pargie, I fucks with shorty. We'd spoken several times and right up to her arrival for outcall. Came in looking like a Cowboy's cheerleader, summer shorts and baby doll tee, pretty face, big honking honkers, phat round tail and baby soft shiny caramel skin. We made our way to the crime scene and just talked for a good 20 minutes, touching and teasing here and there. Truthfully I didn't know what to think at this point, was she stalling my time or what? Found out she was just getting comfy, no rush, no fuss. I couldn't take it anymore, I had her stand up in between my legs and I took off her top. I could swear I heard the sound boyiiooonnggg when the puppies popped out. Nice, full, pretty titties, she started shaking them on my face with me tongueing her nipples as they brushed by, all the while she had the most infectious smile on her face. She leaned down and started biting my neck and rubbing my dick through my pants. I worked the shorts over her hips and ass revealing the smooth puffy and phat clit, I lifted her leg, ducked down and gave it a few swipes. I undressed quickly and laid back with her on top, we started high school hot make out session while I manhandled her ass, which was phatter than duck butter. She worked her way down and showed me just how smooth her tonsils were, DT, spit, spin, no teeth, she hit up the boys too. I directed her around and dined splendidly at the why, she gyrated and just as she was catching her O I released in her mouth. She ate the babies, only a few got away and ran down her chin. She got up smiling and looking at me like a sex addict before going to the loo, she really likes this shit. She came back a few later still smiling and laid on top of me. We bullshited around a while to recuperate and before I knew it we were kissing and she was headed back south, I got hard, she covered me and got on top. She rode long stroking, grinding, kissing, and biting. I rolled her over after a while, pinned her knees to her ears and drove in and out like a piston, her box was wet and tight. Then onto k9, initially the entry angle was off and I almost went for vacation in Greece, I said sorry and she said oh no it's OK, and that I better get up in that while it was in my face. She had lube in her bag, I got it, lubed up, and got to it. She tight eehhhnn! I had to force it in! Greece ain't really my place so I didn't stay long. Got out, recovered and went back to the links where I shoot a hole in one. She helped clean up and chilled for another good bit just shooting the breeze before leaving.[/QUOTE]Did she cook you breakfast too?

[QUOTE=ZeusDawg;2180151]Did she cook you breakfast too?[/QUOTE]To answer your query, no she did not. But you're more than welcome to come cook for me, I'll pat you on your little phat booty and tip you if do a good job. I would even let you eat the babies too, I mean, that is your forte isn't it? What are your rates? Never mind, I'm quite sure you'd do it for free.