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I did an analysis of the classified ads in a recent New York Press newspaper to see how they break down. Most of the places are in Manhattan but some are in New Jersey, some in Westchester County, some in other NYC boroughs.
35 Walk-In Massage Parlors were listed. These have the exact street address listed so you can just walk in the door. Their name and/or "massage" will probably be visible from outside. They might prefer you to call first, they might screen you, but probably they'll just lead you to a massage room, take your money, and tell you to get undressed for the massage. Make sure you get a masseuse - some of these places have female and male therapists. HJ not always guaranteed.
114 Incall/Outcall Massage Parlors are listed. These may have the street or area listed but not the exact address so you will have to phone in to know where to go, or to instruct the provider to come to your place. However, only 2 of these specify outcall only. Read the ads carefully to avoid the 36 that are by males and the one by a shemale. Some of these are like the above walk-ins with name/ "massage" on outside. Others are apartments and you will need to know the apartment number. HJ not always guaranteed here either.
These are probably less than half the massage parlors in the area. Most Chinese places do not advertise in the New York Press. Most caucasian "legit" places do not advertise. Many others do not advertise either. Most of the places here are probably Korean, but there is quite a variety of nationalities.
Can anyone recommend an AAMP (Apartment Asian Massage Parlor): Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ?
I went to GOLDS tonight and had a good session Mari?.She was a pettite spinner and was very good. I tipped her a jackson and she gave me a excellent hand job.The whole deal came in for under a buck.
Interesting don't know if this is on topic but it's related.
Hello,
This is the first update about "Happy Endings?". We are proud to announce we are going to have our world premier in New York on February 28th, 2008 @ 2:30 at the Anthology Film Archive (32 Second Ave) as an official selection of Cinekink Film Festival.
[url]http://cinekink.bside.com/2009/films/happyendings_cinekink2009[/url]
If you are in the NY area, please come to the show. If not, please forward this press release to anyone you think might be interested that is in NY. After this festival will will be updating everyone on future showings, and the date the film will be released on DVD.
Peace
Tara
Has anyone tried the $100/15 min AMP in midtown?
Anyone have information about this?
Can anyone confirm?
HE?
FS?
Female clients ok?
The Mrs & I are specifically NOT looking for ASM.
Candlelight Salon.
Sacred Beauty.
NY Body Miracle.
All Male Spa (not sure if this is referring to clientele or msse's. Not interested in MaleMsse's)
Shiva's Angels.
Elegant Ties Club (supposedly no FS according to website)
Heavenly Hands.
Osaka 46 (supposed mixed staff-which is ok. We are not racists here. Just want our massage to be from a WhtFEMMsse).
[QUOTE=EgyptSweden; 1220846]Can anyone confirm?
HE?
FS?
Female clients ok?
The Mrs & I are specifically NOT looking for ASM.
Candlelight Salon.
Sacred Beauty.
NY Body Miracle.
All Male Spa (not sure if this is referring to clientele or msse's. Not interested in MaleMsse's)
Shiva's Angels.
Elegant Ties Club (supposedly no FS according to website)
Heavenly Hands.
Osaka 46 (supposed mixed staff-which is ok. We are not racists here. Just want our massage to be from a WhtFEMMsse).[/QUOTE]I don't get it "We are not racists here. Just want our massage to be from a WhtFEMMsse" if you're not racist then it shouldn't matter. If they're qualified who gives a damn. If I walk out satisfied then I'm fine. Stop lying to yourself you're racist.
[QUOTE=Android8383;1482788]I don't get it "We are not racists here. Just want our massage to be from a WhtFEMMsse" if you're not racist then it shouldn't matter. If they're qualified who gives a damn. If I walk out satisfied then I'm fine. Stop lying to yourself you're racist.[/QUOTE]Ok I will try.
Part one I understand these spas have to be careful but I really feel badly ripped off about this report. As you read the report, you will want to tell me it is my fault. I understand I did not cooperate as much as I could but that does not change the fact that I still got ripped off. I also had to be careful about not letting myself get caught in a sting.
Pure Bliss on Ogden Ave in the Bronx, about three bus stops away from the Washington bridge that connects Manhattan, Washington Heights with the Bronx (NOT GWB that connects NY & NJ).
I have gotten sick and tired of trying out new places. I hope to find something better or less super expensive, more affordable. Often, I end up with a very bad result! Then feel a need to go spend more money elsewhere to finally be satisfied. Those places, the good places I have found (I will write about them in future reports) are very expensive for me. Between paying for two sessions, often not even nutting at the first, these exploratory trips have cost me way too much.
I will write more reports about other places but just this one for now. Splitting up the reports should also help me out with people seeing that I do contribute though post counts. Maybe I will start getting some help through PM then.
So I found this one on Backpage listings within escorts. I google the number and find no reports but I find them advertising on a few our places with adult themes. I expect to get at least a hand job out of the experience. I call up and it is a two call system. The place seems to be an actual beauty salon so I guess that is why they do not expect a third call when you are right in front of the place. In fact, some of the staff were even hanging out in the sidewalk, enjoying some fresh air and a cool day of weather. This was back in August. I know, it is a late report.
I am offered a regular shower or table shower. I like table showers and believe it gives the masseuse a chance to see I do not have a wire and also feel more comfortable knowing the guy is clean, so I always want table showers now. Early on, the first ten, maybe fifteen minutes, after being asked what I do for a living, and after explaining it, then deliberately being asked if I am a cop or anything like that, I am told that the place offers happy endings. I am asked if I was looking for something more. I am told that Wednesdays have extra services. At that point I was visibly put off because they already collected an $80 house fee and I was told the tip is up front, I asked what is a usual tip and I was given no direction. So I asked if $60 was OK, no objection was stated. I did not know how much was on the menus so I did not want to go overboard, I am also looking for less expensive places. I quickly said I wish somebody had told me that before I came over that day. I spoke with them on the phone more than once before arriving.
I am not sure if her Wednesday comment means the woman giving me the table shower and massage has limits herself or if more than HJ are reserved for strictly only Wednesdays. I know Wednesdays have more women working. I also think this masseuse, I will call her E, was willing to do more but did not because the woman running the show feared I was a cop and instructed E to do nothing erotic. I got no play at all. Not even the hand job I was told about earlier! Not even a little tease. I went through the trouble of shaving my balls, and the surrounding area that afternoon, and trimmed the other hair on my pelvis and thighs and I did not even get a compliment. When she gave me the table shower, she did not even touch my junk or balls once. The masseuse kept trying to get me to spell out what I wanted. The best I allowed myself to say was that I would like it better if today was treated like a Wednesday. I felt I had to be careful to not say anything to blatant and not get myself busted in case it was a sting. As I just wrote that last sentence, I cannot fathom why I did not use the trick I used several times successfully in AMP. Just pointing at my junk and then her entry. My best guess is that doing this at a plce so unusual from my good experiences: Spanish run business, in the Bronx, salon / spa, it must have just completely thrown me off my game. I was also turned off a bit by the masseuse. E was not just thick, she was fat. She had really big boobs though and I sometimes like a big girl to get some really big boobs that are either otherwise hard to find or ridiculously expensive. So I was willing to give her a try. She had an OK face. I did not see her face often but it looked a little nice when I saw her smile for a moment, usually she was not though. She had simple hair and little to no make up to try to pretty herself up. Simple clothing. Now on the other hand, the madam looked really hot. She was in at least her late 30's, maybe even in her early 40's but she took good care of herself and dolled herself up beautifully. She possesses a dark complexion, guessing she is dominican. She wore hot clothing, tight pants and a corset of my favorite color putting her big boobs on display. She was definitely way thinner than E, even if that corset slimed her down a bit. She had nice make up and wonderfully done hair. If she had taken care of me, I would have been much more excited, perhaps things would have worked out better. I do not know if she services clients herself, doubt it since she seemed to be in charge, but I sure would like to have been serviced by her. I suspect the Wednesday girls must be better looking than E if the madam's appearance shows anything to do with her standards of beauty. Maybe I just really screwed up when I asked on the phone who should I ask for when I arrived. I said I would feel nervous if I could not at least have any name at all in case someone asked me something. I was dismissively told the name E. So when I showed up, not knowing the women running / working the place were the ones standing outside on the street enjoying the weathere, I said I was there to see E, so the madam called her over. On the phone I was told to go into the spa, Pure Bliss with a purple sign and walk up to the second floor and meet the girls. I think this is for the girls they have on Wednesday but on that Friday I was led into a first floor private room with both a table shower and a soft table for the massage. The phone call was the same day, minutes before stepping in, so why the change on floor? I am really curious how good looking the women on Wednesday are.
I can at least say she did mention the place did happy endings. I was asked if I had been there before but I did not want to lie and get caught some how so I told them the truth that I had not been there. I might have had a good exp if I lied about that but how do I know I would not have been caught? It never stopped me from getting FS at AMP before, when they ask, I say I have not been to that place but that I have been to other AMP before. The girl asked me where do I usually go for massage at some point and I told her mostly China town but that every now a ad again I try the Bronx and at least once in Queens and once more in Brooklyn. She did at one point ask if I wanted more, like a blow job. I told her I would be happy with a little more than that. At some point, she told me the woman running the place wanted to know where I heard about the place because she had never seen me before. I told her I saw it on backpage. Now I know I should have added in that I found them in the escort section and that I saw they were listed on other adult service websites. Just saying I found them on backpage was still not good enough for them.
Eventually E tells me that if I want her to give the $60 I gave her as a tip to the madam and give E another tip, she might be able to get me something more. Great, no clue given how much stuff would cost, and now an up sell. This is already after I was up sold from $80 house fee to another $10 for the exfoliating scrub, which turned out to only be about 1-2 minutes the whole wasted hour / money I was there. I check my founds and decide I can throw in another sixty for a total of 210, more than what I pay for very good, wonderful service in Chinatown, still unsure exactly how much that could get me. After she comes back in, she says she has to give me back that $60 (the second $60 she gave back, she still kept the first $60 tip I gave her that she failed to even come close to earning with a piss poor spa treatment) and that her boss said she could only give me a regular service. I foolishly thought that meant only a hand job. Fucking waste of time and theft of money didn't even give me a hand job! Twice the cost of just a good massage alone in Chinatown with no extras and this place is not even anywhere as good of a massage alone!
Throughout the ordeal, she tells me she is sorry several times. Keeping the whole $60 tells me she was not sorry at all. Same thing goes with the spa itself. It was clear early on that I was not going to be pleased from being held out on. I did not expect a refund at all but given how fucking clear it was to them I was not happy they could have said I could have cut the hour down to a 1/2 hour and gave me back $20. I even asked early what was the difference in price between the 1/2 hr or hr? They told me they only charge by the hour and if I am done in a 1/2 hour that is on me. So of course I should have expected nothing. Had she not kept saying she was sorry, I might be less pissed off that I feel like I had $210 stolen from me for nothing, not even a good massage or good spa treatment. Even after I was told the place gives happy endings, I was told the time is up and did not even get at least a hand job. If I walked out with $20 back, I would be less pissed off. Had I gotten $20 back from both the house and Elizabeth, I would feel it was was a very expensive lesson but not the real ripoff, con job bait and switch double cross I feel it is now.
The madam was smiling as I exited. I think she may have wanted to speak nicely to me but I was angry / frustrated / agitated and decided to just leave while trying to show a face of anger / disappointment / disgust. I did leave quickly. Having tried to spread that look three different ways and not thinking to do so till I was already leaving, without any practice / prep / psyche up, I did a poor facial expression of what I wanted to convey. I just walk right out, squeezing to get by the madam and a table. I continued to walk away on the street with out even looking back for several blocks.
A while after leaving, at least 10 minutes, not more than an hour, I got a call from them. It came up unknown. I do freelance work and ocassionally get unknown calls from potential clients. So I always make sure to answer unknown calls cheerfully. I answered, Hi! This is (name)! I was hung up on. I do not know if they wanted to work things out. If they wanted to see if a cop / station answered. If they just accidentally called me. I choose not to call them back.
I was told at least once, I think early on, if I wanted to come on a Wednesday, I would only have to tip the girl. I think they meant they would wave the house fee one time since it was clear early on that I was not getting what I came for. I guess that is along the lines of not wanting to rip me off so bad but I was so frustrated with them and did not trust them to rip me off again so I never considered it back then. Now, months later, I can see that maybe they were trying to meet me half way. I can certainly understand not wanting to give money back. Likewise, maybe things would have been better is I stopped to talk to the woman running the show.
I am really curious if they just ripped me off or if they actually do sexual acts like I think they do. Maybe I did just really scared them into worrying that I was a cop. I have had numerous people in other aspects of life ask if I was an undercover cop. So I don't know, I might just have some sort of vibe. I also acknowledge that I forgot to use the trick of pointing to my junk and her entry. That way, no words are spoken to be caught on a wire. Though it could still be seen on a camera. Anybody got tips & pointers for me on that?
The girl barely touched me at all: table shower, rubbed on some hot oil, table shower to remove oil. The spa treatment was mostly placing hot rocks on my back or using some sort of massage machine, like a vibrator instead of actually massaging me with her fingers & elbows. This was a very piss poor exp. I tried to be open mined to the hot rocks along the spine spa treatment because I never had them before but by that time I knew I was getting a big disappointment and thus had a biased attitude about the rocks and received no relaxation or enjoyment from them. I do like the heat of a hot spring and / or jet stream of a hot tub but I was too ticked off at the loss of money (I didn't even have a steady job at the time, I was only doing a little freelance from time to time and unable to collect unemployment benefits, so with little income, this was a really bad waste of money) and also time.
After leaving, I tried to decide if I should go see my fiends like usual on Fridays or go to another joint that was cheap. I decided I did not want to treat my friends nasty so I went to another place (I will write that report later). It was sort of good but not perfect.
OK I am sick and tired of writing about this frustrating exp. I will write again about the next place I went to later. I t was a better place but after wasting so much money, I did not have enough for the hour. I also wasted too much time at the second place eating the woman's pussy, which I was up charged for the last of my money. I spent so much time eating pussy, I got a little head and was just about to finally ask to get my balls licked and got told time was up. So with no money to buy more time I got blue balled for the night never dropping my load or even my cock into a pussy for just even only a minute after paying for two sessions! See why I am so frustrated? With myself!
After such a bad night, I decided not to see my friends. I did not want to treat them meanly in the foul mood I was in, they deserve better than that. Final loss.
1) You absolutely cannot go to any establishment and be vague about your needs and expect to get good service. Although in the event of language barrier sign language (your suggestion of pointing to the junk) was a good idea.
2) You absolutely cannot go to any of THESE types of establishments and act like a brand new doofus. You sound intelligent so I know you're better than that and just over think things similar to me. However, the correct answer is always either one of the following:
A) Yes I have been here before.
B) Yes but it's been a long time. (Say "Yeah long time" for extra english challenged individuals).
C) Yes I have been to a your other location (in the event there are multiple ones owned by the same person you have been made aware of through other sources).
Never say no unless you are looking for the bare minimum of services or just to scope the place out. They will not verify nor do they have a way to verify if you have been there before. Staff changes every 6 months and often every week depending on where you visit.
3) ALWAYS ask about prices. I don't give a sh** what other people say 9 times out of 10 AMPs are not LE trying to spring you into a trap. This is more of a concern with independent providers in hotels. Until they setup shop and fake being an AMP and launch a bust please do not consider this as a possibility. In fact your attention should be on the other clientele if you are looking out for LE, not the AMP staff.
4) You have to be willing to take the risk in order to get service provided. But please see #3 about why you shouldn't even be concerned about LE possibility from the provider in this situation. Everyone fears it but in order for you to not get ripped off again you are going to have to take the risk plain and simple. If you are smart, do your research and plan ahead your likelihood of getting caught up in something is extremely low.
5) If you don't have a steady full-time job you shouldn't be mongering. Sorry it's just the facts, stick to free porn.
6) You are supposed to visit establishments AFTER visiting your friends. This will put you in a good mood and be more positive. Positive energy causes positive things to happen. It also helps to have a stiff drink ahead of time which will make you more relaxed and less paranoid. Don't get drunk, just slightly buzzed. This will help you loosen up and they won't think you are LE as often. Maybe think about changing your clothing and appearance when you go to AMPs.
7) Other mongerers do this but I never understood it. You are there for YOU. Why are you servicing the provider. It's your money and your time. Use it wisely. It appears to me that you need experiencing in planning ahead of time. I'll give you an example of preparation that led to a few successful encounters for me:
A) If I was staying in the neighborhood and visiting a local establishment I had a decent amount of alcohol, watched some TV on the couch with friends or family or another relaxing activity, then headed over down the block to a convenient setup only a few blocks from my house. Dressed pretty casually in sweats (as if I were going to 7-11) and didn't carry much except some cash, keys and phone. That way if it's a trick they can only get my cash and nothing else (but I've been to this place multiple times. Often the provider is more paranoid than you are).
B) Went to an after-work event that went on late for some free alcohol and then visited a provider either near work or around town before I went home. I did my research and made sure these were ones that advertised pretty frequently, saved their numbers and descriptions then made calls on the way to the train. Buy the necessary preparations en route and follow the instructions. Often it's best to choose providers where you already know the general area from their ad so you can plan appropriately to get cash and protection.
She advertized in BP on 8/7/14 as mature 39 cmt with great energy.
She's approx 5', belly tat / wrists anyone tried her?. If so where's she now? Thanks.
I had a great experience with this beautiful Russian girl. Just thought I'd share the secret with you! Wow! She is everything she says and more! You can see her ad and pics here: [URL]http://bodyrubusa.org/link.php?n=28944[/URL].
Looking for outstanding legit massage only no sheets hands on my skin, draping ok, Saturday PM June 27th, I have a hot date after so have to be at my prime! Thanks CM.
Greetings from the Midwest, I'm going to be in town Thurs night for work and would really like to experience a GREAT Nuru massage. Can anyone help an out of towner navigate through all the hype and misdirection? I will be in town for 1 night only.