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Have been reading ALL the recent posts on WSWs. Did not read much info on Donna. So, when she was available decided to try. This Donna is about a claimed 42 years of age and 34 A/B.
Had good looks and a was a pleasant conversationalist. She did keep the coversation up. After "You a Cop," "You a cop." we were comfortable with each other to proceed to No-Tell.
The time was well spent. BBBJ was sufficient to complete that nights objective. Time was never a limitation. No number was available. However a ride home resulted in "Stop By Anytime."
Glad to read any comments about future get togethers, suggesting either a "Yes." or "No."
I am a frequent contributor to this board. I mongered on and off today 2/19/06 from about noon till around 8pm. You here in Baltimore at least do appear to have some action, which is great and FS for .40 which is great as well. I was wondering, however, if there are any other strolls other then the Southwest area? The women that I found in the area looked to be pretty strung out. I am NOT complaining...just wanted to know if there are any other areas in your great city of which I might sample from. I would appreciate any help from any veterans from this board.
Also, was wondering if any of you mongerers out there have had any prob with those flashing LE cameras mounted on the light pole.
Thanks,
JohnnieBravo
JB,
Apparently some don't have a problem conducting "business" under the watchful eyes mounted high atop light poles - I watched a monger almost get rear-ended while stopping IN TRAFFIC to check out a SW and all this was practically underneath the dang flashing blue light cam! He eventually did pull over and I saw her walk up to the car. Now, he either doesn't care or is extremely clueless... I mean careless. Maybe both.
As for me? I think I've seen "Goodfellas" a few too many times cuz when I see the LE helicopters flyin', I swear they're up there specifically for me. Just kiddin'. Maybe.
Stay safe,
BP
NOT a good trolling evening.
Decided I owed myself a good snarling and, in turn, provide some recon to the board, before the holidays. Even brought my digitial camera in hopes of documentation.
Started out at the wash wilk loop at about 10:00 PM. There were actually two or three nice looking SWs out some freelanceers some with boyfriends/pimps as well as the usual skank on my arrival. Seasoned like I am (or thought I was), I rarely ever pick up anyone without first getting the lay of the land. Should have jumped on the nice one with her bf just east of Monroe on Wilkens in hindsight....but that is 20/20
Dried up pretty damn quick, but kept mongeri stroll on WW loop for about an hour. Decided to move to Brooklyn, NOTHING.
Moved up to Highlandtown zilch.
Moved to PP area.....again zero.
Back to Highlandtown, saw one bsw near the cemetary. Got the look.
Circled back to see if more was out and was considering picking her up, but alas, GONE and no one else. WTF is going on?
Getting pretty tired as it was now approaching 1:00 AM.
Swung back to Brooklyn, saw one hog in pink sweatpants on Pontiac but elected to pass......she looked mean and too fat for my tastes.
Slid back down Caton hoping that WW was opening up after the shift change etc. I was right, but it was not hopping. Started seeing a few decent things, as viewed from the distance. Was very wore out and made a bad decisiion to pick up one in the shadows near scarey on side street.
Once she got in the car I knew I made a mistake, but little head was talking and I was tired as sh*t. Asked her if she had a decent spot close by. (mistake). She said go straight down this street. I suspected I knew the spot she was going too and thought it was ok. Unfortuanately, barely went accross the blvd and said OH SHIT, This is one way. And Cop car headed right at me. I tghought I was on scarey not this street. Too tired again.
Discussions followed between all parties.
After a delay of about 20 minutes, he let her go on her way and gave me a ticket.
Went home and am going to avoid pigtown for a while during these hours.
Might add that my reserve excuse actually had merit in the eyes of LEO.
If you know me, you know what that is.
Well have a ticket to pay and not a nut to show.
Not a good evening.
Lesson learned, even an old monger like me screws up. Go Home if you are too tired.
Also, I think my routing had me mirroring and behind PALAND over in Highlandtown. If it wasnt, it was a seasoned monger who knew the area well.
Later.
Monger on
Clix
Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that. Oh and I have totally driven up the wrong way on a one way street trying to get to a sw. Driven past the street on Wash plenty of times...knew it was oneway but got in a hurry to get to the spot, wasn't thinking, next thing I know a car is coming at me honking and stuff and there's me with a dumb look on my face...still picked the sw up though...going the wrong way.
[QUOTE=Clixxx]Unfortuanately, barely went accross the blvd and said OH SHIT, This is one way. And Cop car headed right at me. I tghought I was on scarey not this street. Too tired again...
If you know me, you know what that is.[/QUOTE]
"But officer, I was ONLY going one way!" ??
Larry!
[QUOTE=Prototype]Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that. [/QUOTE]
Yeah, that happens all the time. The little head takes over for the big one causing Mongervision.
Larry!
Sort of like the "girls get prettier at closing time" isn't it?
[QUOTE=Prototype]Is it just me or has anyone else driven past what looks to be a decent looking sw(I usually go past a couple times, trying to get a good look)figure they look decent enough while going past at speed. Then stop to pick them up and as they approach the car, they get uglier and uglier. I hate that. [/QUOTE]
That's a syndrome known as [i]" Good from far .... but far from good "[/i]
Prototype, it's like the old adage: I never go to bed with ugly girls, but have woken up to several the next morning. lol
BBB -- If you want some music to go with that, Bobby Bare recorded "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few."
[QUOTE=Larry 56]Yeah, that happens all the time. The little head takes over for the big one causing Mongervision.
Larry![/QUOTE]Hey Larry: You need to add Mongervision to Monger vocabulary!
Hey Prototype
Normally I monger during daylight hours, and schedule it with work, you know just 1 more job, blow job, hum job, cum job.
Mongering in good light helps to prevent picking up ugly SW’s; however there are times when you just can’t get a good look. If you cruise by to many times and it is busy some other monger will bag your game, I hate when that happens. I have attached the Big Red SW Rating System for the purpose of clarity:
Big Red’s SW Rating System:
1. Fugly no teeth, hair or skin, scabs only
2. Curtis Bay Ugly don’t let your friend f**k her
3. Regular ugly not f**ckable unless stoned
4. Minor ugly ok to f**k if drunk
5. Average ok to f**k any time (this is where Big Red tries to draw the line)
6. Pretty well groomed
7. Attractive face and appearance
8. Hot and sexy looking
9. Model Material
10. Goddess perfect in every way
First let me state I have never picked up a 10 SW so don’t worry about that one. On my first pass if she looks ok, I will stop, if the SW gets in and is:
8 or 9 This quality of SW is rare proceed immediately to notel.
5-7 No problem proceed to notel or industrial spot and thoroughly enjoy.
3-4 Here are the options, they are in your vehicle if you are not drunk or. stoned, get drunk or stoned or put them out, either way you will be sorry.
1-2 If you let a1 or 2 SW in your vehicle you must: get new glasses or stop mongering you are hopeless.
Now the subject of getting a miss rated SW out of your vehicle, this has happened to me several times, especially in winter when they are all bundled up. I try to be somewhat honest not brutally honest. I say you are not my type or I thought you were another SW, sorry here is 5 bucks for cigarettes and 99% will get out at this point.
I had one difficult SW refuse and tell me I had to pay 20 or she would not get out, I mean who the f**k is running the show here. I put the truck in park, turned off the ignition, pocketed the key and told her this was her last chance to get out on her own. She told me to do some sexual things that were physically impossible. Then I grabbed her left wrist with my right hand, twisted it up behind her back, pushing her against the dash, grabbed her right arm that she was swinging at me with my left hand, across her front and pulled her ass out of the truck Benchseats do Rock. After I got her out she said she would take the $5 to leave me alone WTF. As I left, driving up Wilkens with her screaming at me, I noticed her purse on the floor, out it went at the next light.
In the event the police arrive, just explain you were stopped and the female jumped in and tried to take your cell phone ect. I guess if you think you can’t get someone out of the vehicle, don’t let them in. If you decide to put out a difficult SW, don’t talk or argue, just do it use the element of surprise.
Happy Holidays
Big Red
I can hear the music now. It helps. Thanks, Kulli. lol
What is Robuex ugly?