2005 Archived Strip Club Reports
I think it's about time we make a little corner in the Las Vegas Boards specifically for Strip Clubs. Unless I'm missing something, I don't think we have one yet, at least not on this site. Let's keep things a little organized shall we?
NOTE: Since *sex* and other suggestive acts thereof are strictly prohibited in these establishments, please use common sense and refrain from posting anything that would get these lovely ladies in trouble; especially reports with their NAMES attached to them. Keep in mind it's not always us mongers that read these boards. It's different when we report about CGs or SWs wandering about. Our favorite dancers are in fact employed by these clubs -- we certainly don't want them fired. This thread is intended primarily for "Strip Club" reports, not "Dancer" reports.
Best and worst of Las Vegas Strip clubs
Worst is Glitter Gulch. It is located downtown on Fremont Street between Binions and Vegas Club. No cover. You must buy 2 drinks. Beers run about $8. So it costs $16 to get in and you get 2 beer for that. If all you did was sit at the rail and tip $1 at a time. You would be ok. But laps are almost entirely air dances. The dancers are all about business and hustle. Some are nice looking, some are not. Basically you go bored pretty quickly here. Absolutely no reason to go here.
Best used to be Olympic Garden. But now the place is not so great. 100 average looking dancers on weekend evenings. Used to get high milleage dances from very attrative dancers. No longer. Better than air dances, but you cannot touch the girls much of the time, and even if you can, the breasts and pussy are strictly no fly zones.
Best currently is Spearmint Rhino. Even the locals will tell you this. But it's expensive to have a real good time there. $20 cover. If you are brought in by taxi, it is $30 cover. If you are local and have NV drivers license OR if you have California drivers license and drive in yourself(no taxis) you get in for free or like $10. Every night there are over 100(sometimes 200) really f-ing hot looking, young ladies. Some are about hustle, but some are nice. Last time I was there with a friend a few months ago. I had monied in a poker tournament(3rd place) and told my buddy I was treating. I got 2 dances from a smoking hot, thin 23 year old brunette with gorgeous ass and long curly hair. After the 2 dances($40), she never asked me for the money. She sat on my lap for a while and then in her own chair when one opened up. Her amazing, tiny, drunk, latina friend came up and sat on my buddies lap. He basically just groped her the entire time. I bought her a couple tequila shots and had a few beers. The two spend about 45 minutes with us just talking and having fun. I had to remind the dancer that I owed her for the dances when she was about to leave. I paid her $50($40 + 10 tip). She kissed me on the cheek, grabbed my ass, and said to come back and visit her again. Total cost for me and my friend, including cover, laps(we got a few from other girls), alcohol, and rail tipping, was about $220. We had stayed a little over 2 hours.
Another time I went there, this huge Don Vito look alike brings in a pretty hot chick with him. Soon, the chick sees a dancer she likes and becons her over. The girl with Don Vito lays back, raises her legs in the air, and spreads. The dancer goes nuts. Needless to say, I got about a 45 minute show, nearly for free. It wound up costing me $20 because the girl with Don Vito caught me staring and said I needed to tip if I was gonna watch :) . Well worth it IMO.
for those that don't look for the best
I really like Centerfold's out on Boulder Hiway. Beers are 4.50, no cover, girls are solid 5-8's, with the occasional 9 [or 4]. Music isn't so loud, girls often hang out just to chat, dances get a faceful of tit...Again, not the best, but far from the worst...