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Yes, I like her face and cute. When first time I saw her is when I was drinking with my friends at a regular bar. My friend call her to stop over. I thought she was hot but my friend wanted her so I left it at that. Maybe she like to know if I can live up to my name. lol. I eat her belot good and raw. I even draw the A B C 's on that belot.Please try her out bro. If she good, I like try too but I need a taste tester first. IF I going be outed, better be from a playgirl and not those princess robs at the loveland bars. BTW, you can ask her yourself if you got any questions to ask her.
Belot Eater
04-22-12, 20:22
Please try her out bro. If she good, I like try too but I need a taste tester first. IF I going be outed, better be from a playgirl and not those princess robs at the loveland bars. BTW, you can ask her yourself if you got any questions to ask her.I know she taste good. Just thinking about it makes me drool but sad to say there is one thing about her that turn me off. Besides she asks about me so ill just wait and see what she will do.
When's the next Green Night?What if we all meet up at Club Secrets on Sheridan? LOL j / k.
You know what bar would have been good to meet up? Business when it was on Keeaumoku. That place is big that's why. Plus, had some nice eye candy to look at. Shit, this place would have been perfect. Most of the other bars are just small.
What if we all meet up at Club Secrets on Sheridan? LOL j / k.What, where, and whenevers will be fun from now since the ice has already been broken, anybody can participate, and interest is stirring. I was reluctant to wear something green initially but thought it would be dangerously fun and cool. Will show solidarity again as the KBGs have broken that bond customers had in the past; the KB was a meeting place for us to have fun and talk story. Now most guys solo due to KBGs ruining a good bar group with their crap service and attitude, predatory DKBGs, spineless LVBs, and no more manners and respect like before. Lots of guys cracking-up, out-of-control, and easy pickings for predatory DKBGs.
BTW, noticing more of a certain group from the Pacific region coming to the KBs; a lot of them (if not all) carrying concealed knives. Be careful because of what's happening around the Kalihi public housings.
Some you of you know that KBGs read the forums but did you know a few even PM members trying to get OUR INFO? There was Yobolisious as an example and another KBG than PMd me that was also psycho, LOL. However, some are not and are just curious and PM the more outspoken members. I have a KBG forum penpal for example, LOL. No, she not a guy as I tested her and she passed, LOL. Some members know who she is so ask them, not me, LOL. However, if you not a regular contributor, I don't think they will tell you. Still other KBGs read to see if we write about them. Then there are the LVBs that read FOR KBGs to score points with their DKBG. SUCKERS! BTW BE, that hot KBG asked about you, LOL. I'll tell you who she is in pm.Gee Oldee: would you happen to know if KBGs have their own website where they track their experiences with customers (Johns?). Making me paranoid now. There have been occasions when a bartender know what I drink, or that certain KBGs seem to know that I have a reputation of being a bit loose with my wallet when drunk.
Belot Eater
04-24-12, 15:41
Gee Oldee: would you happen to know if KBGs have their own website where they track their experiences with customers (Johns?). Making me paranoid now. There have been occasions when a bartender know what I drink, or that certain KBGs seem to know that I have a reputation of being a bit loose with my wallet when drunk.It's call the kBG's Network were they have spies, lvbs, and wana be 's broke ass caveman bf's. The kbg's cannot upgrade to a website, that's why they came here to find out more information.
It's call the kBG's Network were they have spies, lvbs, and wana be 's broke ass caveman bf's. The kbg's cannot upgrade to a website, that's why they came here to find out more information.Yup. If they know, they keep quiet.
"That's him! That's the guy that writes on the internet"
Have also noticed that the KBGs are letting themselves go in the beauty and physique departments.I guess no real motivation to look good and display themselves if not enough customers comes by to look at them. It's like when a chick has a BF and is no longer single. No need to look as pretty now since she's with somebody. When she becomes single again,"I better start working out and start dressing sexy again to display myself to the guys" The attitude they have when they go to work at the bar nowdays is "meh, blah, boring, slow. Shucks, for nothing I bought this new dress. Who the hell going to look at it anyways?"
It is boring just sitting around waiting for customers to show up. Women can get bored quick. Their minds needs to be tinkered and toyed with to get them excited and amused.
Gee Oldee: would you happen to know if KBGs have their own website where they track their experiences with customers (Johns?). Making me paranoid now. There have been occasions when a bartender know what I drink, or that certain KBGs seem to know that I have a reputation of being a bit loose with my wallet when drunk.They have something better than a website and often times the info is in real time. The Kim Chee wireless is FASTER than the internet, LOL. They talk to each other constantly and exchange info on customers. I've often sat at the bar not knowing the bartendress but she knew what I drank for example. Town KBGs know what's happening in Kalihi and visa versa etc. Say you go Kalihi and your regular DKBG works town. She will be informed as to who you sat with etc before you even leave the bar, LOL. Almost ALL customers are categorized as to spending habits etc. Ever wonder why there can be 10 guys sitting at the bar and they come bother the 1 guy willing to buy drinks? They have GREAT INTEL. YOU are watched carefully my friends. They know who sukebe, LVB, showoff, high rolla, psycho, new to KBs, etc. They can also read customers very well too. LVBs and new to KB guys don't stand a chance. Although Aloha KB Tours is my fake joke company, many guys would benefit if they took such tours, LOL.
They have something better than a website and often times the info is in real time. The Kim Chee wireless is FASTER than the internet, LOL.The KCWireless better than satellite and fiber optics. The KBGs you don't know even know your spending habits; how much you can spend and have spent. With this information they know how much little time and money they'll gamble on you to clean up. It's important to have the KBGs uninformed and with the least advantage as possible because "they all alike" is power for them; ever notice how they're "interested" in you? How they lie, avoid, and get angry when asked questions? I lump them together as "all alike" and throw curves at their niele tactics. More fun and keeps the KBGs coming back for more punishment; they love the attention and love it more when they're ignored.
I guess no real motivation to look good and display themselves if not enough customers comes by to look at them.Dey better change because 90-99% of dem horrors without the war paint; that should be motivation enough unless they're taken care of on-the-side. Their greedy personality no help them look better, too. Was surprised at my last outing because one KBG asked me "How I look to you? I still pretty good, yeah?" Wrong guy to ask because I going tell the KBG the truth to hate-love me, LOL! So I did, she got pissed, and now she say my name loud when I come in and crack one big smile; I still check the mirrors for possible ambush and assault. Got to shake KBGs up and let reality sink in because the LVBs always kissing-up and spoiling the crud out of them.
Dey better change because 90-99% of dem horrors without the war paint; that should be motivation enough unless they're taken care of on-the-side. Their greedy personality no help them look better, too. Was surprised at my last outing because one KBG asked me "How I look to you? I still pretty good, yeah?" Wrong guy to ask because I going tell the KBG the truth to hate-love me, LOL! So I did, she got pissed, and now she say my name loud when I come in and crack one big smile; I still check the mirrors for possible ambush and assault. Got to shake KBGs up and let reality sink in because the LVBs always kissing-up and spoiling the crud out of them.I sometimes get asked that too. I then say I will tell you after I INSPECT all of you, especially under her dress, LOL. Youd be surprised as some let, LOL.
Jeez, I drove by there on the way home tonight and the parking lot was packed. I wonder what is going on? I would have gone in but was all stink from working out. Been doing the civilian thing and not in the bars for awhile. Is Vegas having a resurgence?
Dey better change because 90-99% of dem horrors without the war paint; that should be motivation enough unless they're taken care of on-the-side. Their greedy personality no help them look better, too. Was surprised at my last outing because one KBG asked me "How I look to you? I still pretty good, yeah?" Wrong guy to ask because I going tell the KBG the truth to hate-love me, LOL! So I did, she got pissed, and now she say my name loud when I come in and crack one big smile; I still check the mirrors for possible ambush and assault. Got to shake KBGs up and let reality sink in because the LVBs always kissing-up and spoiling the crud out of them.Even with watered down booze, no way the girls could keep their looks long consuming booze every night.
Jeez, I drove by there on the way home tonight and the parking lot was packed. I wonder what is going on? I would have gone in but was all stink from working out. Been doing the civilian thing and not in the bars for awhile. Is Vegas having a resurgence?Howzit KBG bro. Went there couple weeks ago and talent sucks. Maybe someone had a company party or something. They usually not busy even weekends these days. BTW, want to come to our color night when we go?
Proudy displaying the above color today / tonight. 04/27/12, Kapiolani / Sheridan / Makaloa / Keeaumoku areas; thinking of black on Saturday. 04/28/12; getting brave (IMO, give KBGs something to wonder).
Even with watered down booze, no way the girls could keep their looks long consuming booze every night.Nowdays its alcohol DROPS flavored rather than watered down which is a misnomer. Maybe 20 shots might equal 1 real one, LOL. Stil, some of the girls do drink the real stuff but they probably over the hill anyway.
I MAY do the same, LOL. Hey KBGs, no come up to me unless you going show me good time OK? LOL.
Even with watered down booze, no way the girls could keep their looks long consuming booze every night.You should come to the color night or meeting up one day Oco Bro. I want to hear all your political and social rants. Hehe.
As far as booze, I don't care what she drinks. Main thing she's fun and allow touchy / touchy. It's all good. Waste time / money trying to get the BG drunk.
Me and a LOT of friends spend less at KBs now than before but I think its more the bad attitudes and non play and otherwise service than the economy. I don't gamble as much buying goodluck drinks in pursuit of possible play like before. Its been a good thing tho and have saved me lots of money while having the same amount of fun. IF you want to just get sex, I suggest you spend it at the AMPs and MTs etc. The KBs now is more for guys that enjoy beer, window shopping, talking story with the boys, eating, singing, and LVB spectator watching. There are guys like me that enjoy fishing but remember, fishermen enjoy fishing whether they catch or not. IF you not like me, don't waste your time and money buying drinks. You just going get fustrated and waste money. You can have fun being NEON. Nowdays, the KBG know what I want BEFORE I buy that first drink. Its the I only want to get to know your body attitude. Try it, you will save LOTS of money weeding out the robs and just teasers. Hey LVBs, is her boring convo NON service worth 20bucks every few minutes? I can look at hot chicks for free, why pay? LOL.
Hey guys, just reminding you to post or PM if you like go. EVERYONE including their dogs invited. Hell, even non drinkers like Oculumbo invited. You won't have to reveal your IDs too and garans you going enjoy more than your normal KB outings. Don't you want to find out if I'm REALL OLD? LOL The more guys come, the more fun. A LOT of good intel will be shared too that we dare not post on the forum. We don't have a set timetable but sooner we get guys willing to go, the sooner it happens. Come on guys, enjoy a cold one with the boys.
Captin Crunch
04-30-12, 23:23
Hey guys, just reminding you to post or PM if you like go. EVERYONE including their dogs invited. Hell, even non drinkers like Oculumbo invited. You won't have to reveal your IDs too and garans you going enjoy more than your normal KB outings. Don't you want to find out if I'm REALL OLD? LOL The more guys come, the more fun. A LOT of good intel will be shared too that we dare not post on the forum. We don't have a set timetable but sooner we get guys willing to go, the sooner it happens. Come on guys, enjoy a cold one with the boys.Oldee, how you going set this up? Just meet at one bar and drink?
Oldee, how you going set this up? Just meet at one bar and drink?Although this time we don't tell them (KBGs) what bars we going. I welcome suggestions but since we went Kalihi last time, I'd like to go town this time. Some guys from outer islands like go too and some like start early because they more day guys. Still others maybe cannot go Friday but can Saturday. Therefore lets try both fri / sat if can. I KNOW at least a few KBGs waiting and want to know what color to wear, LOL. Blade had a suggestion we meet at a local bar first in the KB area, then venture out. Its still don't ask and tell optional so guys feel more comfortable if they no like reveal their IDs. I'm comfortable with most of you guys but I'm crazy and live dangerously, LOL. Suggest away guys.
I'll show for a few cold ones, unity and some fun. Was a place and invitation already mentioned? My dog gets thirsty, too.
Captin Crunch
05-01-12, 05:28
Maybe a few guys should meet before to discuss the details and hopefully they will be comftable with each other before meeting up with the rest of the gang.
Maybe a few guys should meet before to discuss the details and hopefully they will be comftable with each other before meeting up with the rest of the gang.I'm ok with that although I don't think there's much details to discuss except my pranks, LOL. I rather not put pressure on the bros to have to follow a strict agenda and be free to do their own thing if they wish. Others may want to discuss hunting strategies etc etc. The object is too have fun but no pressure. That reminds me, got to have SS participating since he kinda started it along with Uki. Hey SS, you playing down low hiding? Miss your posts. Hope you are well bro. Again, let us know if you like go bros. If you go KBs, you may as well participate, nutting to lose. Eh ILTW, go come, Ok?
Captin Crunch
05-01-12, 13:32
I'm ok with that although I don't think there's much details to discuss except my pranks, LOL. I rather not put pressure on the bros to have to follow a strict agenda and be free to do their own thing if they wish. Others may want to discuss hunting strategies etc etc. The object is too have fun but no pressure. That reminds me, got to have SS participating since he kinda started it along with Uki. Hey SS, you playing down low hiding? Miss your posts. Hope you are well bro. Again, let us know if you like go bros. If you go KBs, you may as well participate, nutting to lose. Eh ILTW, go come, Ok?I just thought it would be good for some guys to meet and feel comftable before the actual color day. Maybe can break up in groups to have more exposure in more bars on different days. We probably seen one another at some point in time. Could be real fun to meet and compare notes. LOL
Seen each other that is. I think more guys willing to come if they feel comfortable and they don't need to expose their IDs. Me? I'm a nobody and not that important so kind of don't matter. I do want to protect my I'd from KBGs knowing tho because I hunt them, LOL. So far its all seasoned vets going so don't think you got to worry about your anonominity. In other words, all sukebe guys, LOL. I do have alot of stuff I could share but can't post because the KBGs would know was me, hehe. That's where the comparing notes comes in, LOL. So guys, PM or post if you like go, your schedule permitting. Don't matter if you just a reader and don't post or even new. More guys the better. Hey KBGs, you will not know what bars we going because you or your LVBs will not know, LOL. However, we will tell you what color and what kind dresses to wear.
We probably seen one another at some point in time. Could be real fun to meet and compare notes. LOLI not surprised if some us already talked to each other at the bar. Some guys are all over the place hitting bar after bar.
BTW, that would be fun if the BGs follow the color code and wear it. Why not? Just play along. It will be fun. I know you girls bored looking at your phones just waiting around for regulars or customers to come in.
"That's a nice colored dress you're wearing. What made you wear that tonight?"
LoL.
It has been decided that the color for our monger's outing is the color BLUE. This is because its a color most people have in their wardrobe. For you ladies, the dress code is plunging neckline dress that show the most clevege if you got any, and short skirt. Prefer strapless and bra and panties optional. Girls adhering to the dress code will get PREFERED TREATMENT! We are giving you advance notice so you have plenty of time to go shopping if by chance your current dresses are too conservative. We WILL visit bars that have KBGs wearing BLUE whether town, kalihi and beyond. Time to have your LVBs go shopping with you ladies!
For you ladies, the dress code is plunging neckline dress that show the most clevege if you got any, and short skirt. Prefer strapless and bra and panties optional. Time to have your LVBs go shopping with you ladies!And no forget tell your Prince Charming LVBs to buy the stilletos, too; pasties and thongs OK for me, but everybody different and sexy is sekushi.
Heh, I wonder how many BGs out there would participate? They should try. I think customers out there would be more willing to buy you girls drinks if you do. It would make it fun. It's going to be like a massive theme night at all the bars. Something to look forward to. Would be cool.
"Hey, check it out! Couple of the girls wearing the blue skirts" Hehe.
Heh, I wonder how many BGs out there would participate? They should try. I think customers out there would be more willing to buy you girls drinks if you do. It would make it fun. It's going to be like a massive theme night at all the bars. Something to look forward to. Would be cool.
"Hey, check it out! Couple of the girls wearing the blue skirts" Hehe.We going buy neko for YOU.
Captin Crunch
05-02-12, 13:08
We going buy neko for YOU.And if you touch jr. We will buy you TWO.
Most guys know that KBGs are notorious at being dishonest and pathological liars etc but did you know that LVBs are just as bad regarding dishonesty? They LIE every time they see their DKBG telling them what they want to hear."Oh, I don't mind buying you all those drinks honey"."I never met anyone as nice, honest, and sweet as you". Oh, I don't mind buying your sister and mama drinks all night". The lies never end. We may be sukebe, but we can proudly say what we write is the TRUTH. When LVBs comfort their DKBGs when we write stuff about them telling them we just bad jerks, they LIE. What we say is there for everyone to see if true or not and test for yourselves. LVBs can only hide and read and report back to their DKBGs. Deep down, they know they are living a LIE. Wake up LVBs, your DKBG is NOT DIFFERENT than what we say about them. Good heart? Name one? LOL. KBGS enjoy this BS game knowing LVBs are good for free money and various slave errands. We blame KBGs for being bitches and princess robs but who made them that way? Yes, LVBs. Imagine if there were no LVBs. I guarantee you we would enjoy KBs a LOT MORE. Until there is a change in LVBs, there is no change ever going to happen with KBGs. LVBs didn't start out being this way, but like drugs, getting the LVB desease is very addicting. When we write stuff about you LVBs, we are actually trying to help you. You can start buy not buying drinks just to "talk story" or hear their complaints about guys. Don't act the slave massaging them when they should massage YOU. Always remember, us guys are the customers, NOT KBGs.
Heard a funny one last night. Twilight has an "all hands" meeting every month at 7 pm. Mama even fines the girls if they are late.
I think Oldee should offer his services as a motivational speaker for these meetings. Teaching them proper techniques!
Only time that us daytime guys get to see most of the talent parade in.
Heard a funny one last night. Twilight has an "all hands" meeting every month at 7 pm. Mama even fines the girls if they are late.
I think Oldee should offer his services as a motivational speaker for these meetings. Teaching them proper techniques!
Only time that us daytime guys get to see most of the talent parade in.No wonder 'some' gave better service fri / sat but could just be coincidance. I would give 'live demonstation' in my talk teaching them the ways of pleasuring men, LOL. Ashley, I going pick you to be my demonstration partner!
Don't forget to wear BLUE this weekend! I KNOW for certain that you heard about it. Hey barbacks, IF you support us local guys, wear blue. Don't lie and say later you didn't know because you and your friends talk about here all the time. We shall see if you are a LVB that went to the other side or with us. We will have forward observers scouting from town to Pearl City so you need to be prepared. As for you mamas, YOU especially will have heard from various sources. If you as mama don't wear BLUE, we understand it means screw us but understand when you get unflattering reviews. Yes, I mean YOU, Maya, Patti, Mimi, Yujin, Paula, Jun, TC, Jamie Ellie, etc. In other words, 'The right thing to do is wear the BLUE'.
Don't forget to wear BLUE this weekend!Gotcha. Also hoping that others will respect the color of choice by posting an unusual or humorous observation occurring during Blue Weekend. Have fun and be cool.
Perhaps some "Red Roses For A Blue Lady" this weekend? Sounds romantical and apropos for KBGs who dress in their VSecret finery and attitudes. Just kidding. We'll probably get the usual crop service and attitude due to KBG "neko first, you last" bullshot. Meanwhile, it's just sightseeing and other non-LVB activities for me until the opportunity arises.
Moving forward, let's hope to have some respectful fun and let the good times roll.
LVBs no more money already supporting their DKBGs so doing the next best thing (so they think). Spying, whispering, and identifying. Noticing more nervous types at the KBs with satellite dish ears and roving eyeballs; LVB double agents. LOL! Looks like the pressure, stress, maintenance of princesses, and reality are taking its toll. No worry, LVB Stooges, those guys you saw your DKBGs with are really her customers-only or cousins. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
See you this weekend in blue.
Captin Crunch
05-09-12, 12:17
Going to be out tonight for a pregame warmup for Blue Weekend. Sorry guys, but not able to make it on Saturday. Will be out Friday night hoping to find one bg to show me her blue thong.
Perhaps some "Red Roses For A Blue Lady" this weekend? Sounds romantical and apropos for KBGs who dress in their VSecret finery and attitudes. Just kidding.Why not? Hehe. Going give a Nekolace to go along with the dress. Hehe. The BGs in blue going be looking around wondering.
"Hmmm, who's going to approach me?" Hehe.
Wear the blue girls ok? It's something to look forward to this weekend. Blue theme weekend. Curious to see how much of an impact it will be this weekend.
I'm sure the ladies will look awfully Bluetiful this weekend.
Belot Eater
05-09-12, 14:23
LVBs no more money already supporting their DKBGs so doing the next best thing (so they think). Spying, whispering, and identifying. Noticing more nervous types at the KBs with satellite dish ears and roving eyeballs; LVB double agents. LOL! Looks like the pressure, stress, maintenance of princesses, and reality are taking its toll. No worry, LVB Stooges, those guys you saw your DKBGs with are really her customers-only or cousins. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
See you this weekend in blue.Spy? I'm counting on that this weekend. Hehe. Don't worry spy if you no can hear I'll make sure I'm the loudest drunken fuck in the bar. Kind wondering what they going tell the girls " that guy is BE the drunken master " then the girl going say " I already know that. Tell me something that I don't know " No bg wants me so I'm not that important. sorry spys you have to work harder.
Spy? I'm counting on that this weekend. Hehe. Don't worry spy if you no can hear I'll make sure I'm the loudest drunken fuck in the bar. Kind wondering what they going tell the girls " that guy is BE the drunken master " then the girl going say " I already know that. Tell me something that I don't know " No bg wants me so I'm not that important. sorry spys you have to work harder.Trust me, they trying HARD, LOL. Also, you girls wearing blue, please sit OUTSIDE the bar so we know what bars to patronize. Eh BE, I can buy you soda instead of beer? Also, I'm sending my twin brother as my proxy for Blue's Brothers weekend, its not me. I'm LEVEL2 Stupid which means I'm on the smart side for KB goers. He drinks a lot, unlike me. Please buy him beers.
We didn't forget you and some guys going check if any of you wearing your Blue dresses. Not all of us going be in town or drinking together so be prepared. Hey LVBs, I suggest you wear BLUE TOO, so you can pretend to be sukebe and match your favorite DKBG wearing blue. You KBGs got your Kim Chee wireless but we got our Sukebe Scouts so we will know whats happenning all over. Its all up to you, we can write good or bad stuff about you. In any case, it will be the truth.
LVBs no more money already supporting their DKBGs so doing the next best thing (so they think). Spying, whispering, and identifying.The spys be all quiet, whisper among each other and just look. Hehe. It's pretty funny the spies out there who try to reveal or point out soso member (s) to gain the KB and KBGs trust / alliance. Whatever it takes to make themselves look good. Oh my gawd! *rolling eyes* LOL.
The LVB Army will be trying to 'protect' their DKBGs this weekend from us 'BAD' sukebe guys which will make for great LVB spectator watching.. Going be expensive to protect their hunnees. Yes LVBs, its US who will be watching YOU spend spend spend. . You KBGs should thank US for making your sucker slaves spend on you. The Blues bros will be waiting for an opening so looks like you got to spend all night. I get one secret I will reveal to you LVBs. YOUR DKBG will be laughing WITH US about YOU when you go home. I kid you not and this actually happens and is for real many times. So LVBs, come over to the light and be SAVED! Its not the KBGs that need saving, its YOU!
Well I was thinking about painting my butt blue for tonight and the next KBG that asks me to buy her "sister" a drink would see my art work. I am a smoker and I must admit I get a bit irate when I get hit up for a cigarette by strangers on a daily basis. Same thing happens in a KB but on a much larger scale."Buy my sister a drink cause she helped me last night". WTF?"She helped YOU not me, so you buy her a drink cause I ain't going to give her a twenty". Sheeesh, I get so tired of that.
Dear Ms KBG, I know exactly what I am going to spend on any given evening. I choose to "buy" your service at a price I am willing to pay. Now, if I am getting the service I want that night, there will still be a limit. If you really want me to buy your "sister" or the mama a $20 dollar drink, that is money that would have otherwise gone into your pocket. Of course, if I'm not getting my expected "service" then don't even go there. I am totally willing to leave my $3 beer behind and not give you one more twenty. Lots of other bars, lots of other KBG's.
Thank you doctor I feel better now.
Ss
Are you girls ready? Are you LVBs ready? The BLUE'S Braddahs coming tonight!
Are you girls ready? Are you LVBs ready? The BLUE'S Braddahs coming tonight!Tonight I'll be the one with blue balls.
We didn't forget you and some guys going check if any of you wearing your Blue dresses. Not all of us going be in town or drinking together so be prepared. Hey LVBs, I suggest you wear BLUE TOO, so you can pretend to be sukebe and match your favorite DKBG wearing blue. You KBGs got your Kim Chee wireless but we got our Sukebe Scouts so we will know whats happenning all over. Its all up to you, we can write good or bad stuff about you. In any case, it will be the truth.I will be at Cleopatra wearing a black shirt with tan prints. I will sing Karaoke song ice castle then you know who I am.
Happy Blue Day
I will be at Cleopatra wearing a black shirt with tan prints. I will sing Karaoke song ice castle then you know who I am.
Happy Blue DayYour well wishes must have brought us a great Blue Night. Props to theSukebe Scouts!
At home toasting the highly successful maiden voyage of KB Colorful Cruises. Here's to the organizers, participants, and sponsors. Stay the course and drive safely.
Even the most casual observer on Friday could see the wearing of blue by KBGs was no coincidence. The goal of Blue weekend was to elicit a response by KBGs to our wish as customers. In that regard, it was a ROUSING SUCCESS! Thank you to all the participants, well wishers, live reporters, and even you KBGs and mamas that wore blue. At one bar, (twilight) , I think half the girls wore blue including mama. Even Camelot had girls following my instructions to sit outside if they wore blue, LOL. Thank you girls! The lesson here is there is power in unity. Its NOT EASY to get KBs catering to our wishes without money upfront or guarantees. Blue weekend was not perfect but it worked. We now have a base experience to build on for future such endevours. Perhaps a planning commitee. I nominate BE to head this commitee and I'll just be a participant next time, LOL. In any case, I wouldn't want to 'miss out' next time.
Belot Eater
05-13-12, 19:53
Even the most casual observer on Friday could see the wearing of blue by KBGs was no coincidence. The goal of Blue weekend was to elicit a response by KBGs to our wish as customers. In that regard, it was a ROUSING SUCCESS! Thank you to all the participants, well wishers, live reporters, and even you KBGs and mamas that wore blue. At one bar, (twilight) , I think half the girls wore blue including mama. Even Camelot had girls following my instructions to sit outside if they wore blue, LOL. Thank you girls! The lesson here is there is power in unity. Its NOT EASY to get KBs catering to our wishes without money upfront or guarantees. Blue weekend was not perfect but it worked. We now have a base experience to build on for future such endevours. Perhaps a planning commitee. I nominate BE to head this commitee and I'll just be a participant next time, LOL. In any case, I wouldn't want to 'miss out' next time.Head this commitee? I think you still forgot that I'm a lvb, or crazy one like you said. If you never see it yet I like to piss people off. Saw a lot of mad post recent. Thats why I was counting on the spies on Friday so they can tell there bgs. Still waiting to get kick out of at lest one bar this year. As U have your game of fun I have mine. BTW everyone said they saw Ashley, but I never see her friday night.
Head this commitee? I think you still forgot that I'm a lvb, or crazy one like you said. If you never see it yet I like to piss people off. Saw a lot of mad post recent. Thats why I was counting on the spies on Friday so they can tell there bgs. Still waiting to get kick out of at lest one bar this year. As U have your game of fun I have mine. BTW everyone said they saw Ashley, but I never see her friday night.LOL. She not the only one you didn't see. BTW, I think I uncovered a few LVBs. You can PM if you curious.
Belot Eater
05-13-12, 22:28
LOL. She not the only one you didn't see. BTW, I think I uncovered a few LVBs. You can PM if you curious.The doc told me I no can not see hot chicks. Only the so so ones. 1 restroom budlite. 2 front counter green bottle. 1 back at machine, and 2 hours lates 3 by the room that I seen at 9.
6 lastnight in blue and me. as for the guy who bought me a beer at Splash. Thanks, but I think it's kind of rude when someone buys me beer but tells the bartender '' no return ''
For lastnight blue and me. as for the guy who bought me a beer at Splash. Thanks, but I think it's kind of rude
when someone buys me beer but tells the bartender '' no return ''Whoever that guy was, you can buy me anytime and l won't think you rude if you say no return, LOL.
Eh, Uki, we was posting in the wrong thread. Pissing off the LVBs and info seekers. LOL. Sorry guys. Anyhow, LVBs would never post your arguments because they themselves KNOW they are LVBs. LOL.
Eh, Uki, we was posting in the wrong thread. Pissing off the LVBs and info seekers. LOL. Sorry guys. Anyhow, LVBs would never post your arguments because they themselves KNOW they are LVBs. LOL.The readers are like: "Oh no, here we go again" Hehe.
Anyways, in regards to Blue Weekend, was pretty good on a Friday night the amount of people wearing blue. But, it still didn't make a difference in making the bars any busier though. It just brought curiosity to people just to see who would be wearing blue. The bars would be busier if they address and fix these issues:
1. Not enough eye candy to look at. I hear this all the time from the guys "Any nice girls?" Or "Where's all the girls?"
2. If get eye candy, the bg (s) don't play / not fun and hound for drinks / table hop.
3. LVBs hog the eye candy bgs by taking them to the BR thus, don't have much for the customers in the front to look at.
4. Same old same old tricks, lines, tactics and lies that they pull.
5. Service and attitude is not there to draw a crowd to come in or have them stay very long.
They repeat this cycle over and over. Too predictable already. Wishful thinking though. It's like trying to bring back how the strip bars use to be in the past.
The readers are like: "Oh no, here we go again" Hehe.
Anyways, in regards to Blue Weekend, was pretty good on a Friday night the amount of people wearing blue. But, it still didn't make a difference in making the bars any busier though. It just brought curiosity to people just to see who would be wearing blue. The bars would be busier if they address and fix these issues:
1. Not enough eye candy to look at. I hear this all the time from the guys "Any nice girls?" Or "Where's all the girls?"
2. If get eye candy, the bg (s) don't play / not fun and hound for drinks / table hop.
3. LVBs hog the eye candy bgs by taking them to the BR thus, don't have much for the customers in the front to look at.
4. Same old same old tricks, lines, tactics and lies that they pull.
5. Service and attitude is not there to draw a crowd to come in or have them stay very long.
They repeat this cycle over and over. Too predictable already. Wishful thinking though. It's like trying to bring back how the strip bars use to be in the past.I've noticed the bars being slow as well. I thought things would pick up after April 15, but it didn't. Bars are still slow and people aren't spending as much these days. The next generation has started coming to bars, but they are there more to socialize with each other and to get cheap beer. The next generation won't be able to carry the bars very long without them spending money. I have a bad feeling that the KB scene will be coming to an end within the next ten years, as there will be a paradigm shift towards a more social setting with cheap booze. If the bars can't make money, they can't pay the exorbitant rents landlords are asking. The landlords will also need to develop the land where the bars are to be able to get a good return on their money. That will push bars out of the Kapiolani area towards Kalihi. This is depressing.
I see what you're saying Uki. Blue weekend was just to break up the boredom of the SOS. It was meant to be in tiny window into possibilities. That's the 2 reasons we tried it. We cannot change the KB climate. Why? Because we are a SMALL MINORITY. Go sit at any bar. Look to your left, right, and in the bar mirror. Chances are least 2 out of 3 are LVBs. Until the LVB army runs out of ammo, there will be no change. We who post are thorns or itches KBGs and LVBs can't pull out or scratch, LOL. We can't effect any significant change except 1 LVB at a time. No sense wishing for change until LVBs wake up or go broke. Having said that, there are STILL ways to have fun at KBs if you think outside the box. Guys like BE, Jehuty, Lumps etc know how to create their own fun. Actually, most guys on this forum either tired of KBs or know how to enjoy themselves despite the KB climate.
I've noticed the bars being slow as well. I thought things would pick up after April 15, but it didn't. Bars are still slow and people aren't spending as much these days. The next generation has started coming to bars, but they are there more to socialize with each other and to get cheap beer. The next generation won't be able to carry the bars very long without them spending money. I have a bad feeling that the KB scene will be coming to an end within the next ten years, as there will be a paradigm shift towards a more social setting with cheap booze. If the bars can't make money, they can't pay the exorbitant rents landlords are asking. The landlords will also need to develop the land where the bars are to be able to get a good return on their money. That will push bars out of the Kapiolani area towards Kalihi. This is depressing.Yeah that's interesting. I was just thinking about what a Wonderland the Keeaumoku area was before the WalMart superblock was made.
Yeah that's interesting. I was just thinking about what a Wonderland the Keeaumoku area was before the WalMart superblock was made.It wasn't much different as the superblock has only been around for about 8 years. Prior to that, there was a mish mash of bars on the superblock property that closed when the block was being sold by the Wichman Trust. At that time, our economy was much better as the housing sales boom was in full effect and the building boom was under way. The bars seem to go in cycles of up and downs, but I haven't seen it this down in my life.
The bars seem to go in cycles of up and downs, but I haven't seen it this down in my life.Since 2008 in particular, I've noticed a sudden dip then steady decline till now. I think its the combination of the economy, available talent or lack of, bad attitudes, service and greediness, and customers generally tired of the KB BS. Blue weekend would never have worked 4 or 5 years ago. Perhaps KBs are showing signs of desperation by putting up with our blue antics, LOL.
Sup fellas,
Just wondering what that whole blue weekend thing was about? Tried searching for more info but I am pretty lame with search engines. Trying to save myself time by just asking.
Aloha,
Guy
Electricity up 45, fuel up 100, food up 35, sewer fees +$150, misc. Items up 33. I figure I'm light about $300-400 per paycheck due to added costs. This is a combo recession & inflation. The LVBs are dry already; only get fumes left in their tanks; five nekos going hurt, three times per week, plus other DKBG costs.
Sup fellas,
Just wondering what that whole blue weekend thing was about? Tried searching for more info but I am pretty lame with search engines. Trying to save myself time by just asking.
Aloha,
GuyIt was this past weekend. I was hoping Uki would explain it to you Guy bro but guess he lazy, LOL. Simply put, it was us on the forum asking KBGs to wear blue dresses and we'd give preferred treatment to those that did. Its actually our second outing after Green weekend a few weeks previous. An interesting side note was that we secretly instructed the guys going that wearing blue was OPTIONAL, unlike green weekend. This way, we could see the LVBs trying to copy us although they only ASSUMED all of us was wearing blue. LOTS of guys wore blue, LOL.
Mahalo Oldee, kinda funny because I usually always wear blue since its my favorite color. I wonder how many guys thought I was a LVB! Haha Thanks for the info brother, I really appreciate it. Aloha
Its also my fav color too. Also, its ok to have LVB leanings sometimes if you don't go bar often. LVBs are not bad guys, just victims of the dreaded KBG spell, LOL. As for bartenders, I NEVER buy them neko unless they give choke service / food and don't expect it. As for table hoppers, I don't have a problem with those too because I ask what she going do if she get other customers BEFORE I buy. I also BS and say I heard from my friends you run away after she get neko. If she get mad, she probably not one table hopper, LOL. Her facial expression and comeback will let you know. If she is, she going stay long time anyway to prove she not, LOL.
Electricity up 45, fuel up 100, food up 35, sewer fees +$150, misc. Items up 33. I figure I'm light about $300-400 per paycheck due to added costs. This is a combo recession & inflation. The LVBs are dry already; only get fumes left in their tanks; five nekos going hurt, three times per week, plus other DKBG costs.KBGs depending more and more on the retiree LVBs now because the under 60 LVBs spending less these days. Makes me wonder if more of them reading the forum now to check if we write about their DKBG since they cannot go bar as often now. What you guys think?
Makes me wonder if more of them reading the forum now to check if we write about their DKBG since they cannot go bar as often now. What you guys think?Definitely. KBGs have the advantage in the KBs; warning system, tag teaming, networking, liquor, etc. Use your common sense, trust your intuition and judgment. Be the predator, not the prey.
Mahalo Oldee,
Excellent advice, going to have to borrow some of those lines some time soon! Mahalo's for sharing your wisdom bro!
GK
I hate to say it, I think I've been falling into the LVB trend recently. Frick, my bad gang! I got to remember "bros" before "hoes".It feels good that's why. The mushy feeling towards a female can add to the arousement. Your dick can get hard quick when you get mentally mushy with a chick. You give in and let yourself go because it feels good. The cute looks and sweet talking of a female can soften up a man.
You see her as someone that's not capable of any harm or wrong doing. She's innocent that you start to defend her when others try to question her motives.
"Don't you dare say that about her! She's a sweetheart"
She's innocent that you start to defend her when others try to question her motives.
"Don't you dare say that about her! She's a sweetheart"That's me bro. Guilty as charged. I better start seeking help. Mahalo for all your advice!
Some of you may remember the years we played BYU in football before we finally crushed them in a historic victory. Before that, many people believed we'd never ever beat them in our lifetime. Just like how everyone said we cannot make them (KBGs) do something without reward beforehand. Blue weekend proved otherwise. I just want to know how many of you would want to participate in future outings whatever theme and agenda we decide on. IF we had a dozen more participants on Friday, I guarantee you KBGs would start to make changes and FEAR displeasing us. LVBs would wise up too. Don't mind me, its just Oldee daydreaming, LOL.
NinjaLurker
05-17-12, 00:12
Some of you may remember the years we played BYU in football before we finally crushed them in a historic victory. Before that, many people believed we'd never ever beat them in our lifetime. Just like how everyone said we cannot make them (KBGs) do something without reward beforehand. Blue weekend proved otherwise. I just want to know how many of you would want to participate in future outings whatever theme and agenda we decide on. IF we had a dozen more participants on Friday, I guarantee you KBGs would start to make changes and FEAR displeasing us. LVBs would wise up too. Don't mind me, its just Oldee daydreaming, LOL.Howzit Oldee,
I would definitely participate, but please provide some advanced notice so I can fly in.
So what you are saying is, that based on the results of blue weekend, what the KBG's are seeing is the unity of the resisters (actually, resistors more appropriate)? Neon until service and more importantly attitude improves? I did see one MS (wearing blue) going out of her way to make the customers feel welcome. And I don't mean by offering a KBG. Was more like offering food and a round of drinks.
I'm with you Oldee, just lemmeno when.
NL
The wireless seems to work better in the evening. This entry didn't take too long. Almost normal.
Howzit Oldee,
I would definitely participate,
So what you are saying is, that based on the results of blue weekend, what the KBG's are seeing is the unity of the resisters (actually, resistors more appropriate)? Neon until service and more importantly attitude improves? I did see one MS (wearing blue) going out of her way to make the customers feel welcome. And I don't mean by offering a KBG. Was more like offering food and a round of drinks.
L.Thanks NL, this whole thing was about having some harmless fun with KBGs. Something to break the monotony of the SOS. We've endured DECADES of KBG GAMES. Wasnt it about time for them to play ours? It was but a mosquito bite to them. However, mosquitos can be very irritating when there are several hungry ones, LOL. I think stuff like this is acually fun and amusing for participants, well wishers, casual observers and even KBGs / LVBs. The world would be so boring without pranksters, LOL.
Some of you may remember the years we played BYU in football before we finally crushed them in a historic victory. Before that, many people believed we'd never ever beat them in our lifetime. Just like how everyone said we cannot make them (KBGs) do something without reward beforehand. Blue weekend proved otherwise. I just want to know how many of you would want to participate in future outings whatever theme and agenda we decide on. IF we had a dozen more participants on Friday, I guarantee you KBGs would start to make changes and FEAR displeasing us. LVBs would wise up too. Don't mind me, its just Oldee daydreaming, LOL.How about wearing a distinguishable color ALL the time. That would identify the wearer as a wise forum member not to be fucked with by ROB KBGs. Blue is good. But don't use black. Maybe some color that is not that popular. Yellow?
I know many of you do not have a yellow shirts. Be ready for when we go with yellow now and don't wait for last minute. ALOHA KB FASHION T Shirts got all sizes and styles so you look good when you go KB. We're giving group discounts for lots of 10 or more.
We've endured DECADES of KBG GAMES. Wasnt it about time for them to play ours? It was but a mosquito bite to them.This mosquito bites KBG okole, leaving spit behind. I'm hoping that the colorful movement will unify customers against arrogant KBG princesses with shat attitudes (including KB management). Perhaps a roving boycott against KBs and KBGs (with color) will finally eliminate broke-okole LVBs and transfer power to the customer, where it belongs; that's my reason and protest by being NEON. Enough KB / DKBG / LVB BS, already. BTW, biting KBG okole is not recommended for the uncommitted mosquito since a slap and irritation may follow! But they love it! LOL.
Be ready for when we go with yellow now and don't wait for last minute.Roger. Yellow it is. KBGs and KBs shall soon have fear in their thongs as the Color Cadre spreads. An excursion down Sheridan / Makaloa revealed a very slow business environment. It's so slow the KBs are skimping on the maintenance of toilets and common areas; safety and health violations? Anyway, some places pilau; will boycott pilau places and not chance mingling with possible bacteria and staph. Got to love the color movement.
That's me bro. Guilty as charged. I better start seeking help. Mahalo for all your advice!No worries man. Alot of us are LVB (Look Very Bored) these days. So, it's understandable. Just need to be silly, stupid, dumb, play pranks to make it more exciting.
Lots of Rubbah Slippah necking last week hehe.
"That's him! Must be the guy from the forum. Gotta be him!"
LOL.
You guys/gals was thinking that huh? Hehe.
No worries man. Alot of us are LVB (Look Very Bored) these days. So, it's understandable. Just need to be silly, stupid, dumb, play pranks to make it more exciting.
Lots of Rubbah Slippah necking last week hehe.
"That's him! Must be the guy from the forum. Got to be him!"
LOL.
You guys / gals was thinking that huh? Hehe.LOL, just kidding. It is boring without color weekend tonight though. Eh Uki, lets go play 'find Elmo Oldee/Uki' tommorrow. I heard some KBGs looking for us.
I think the BGs all piss off now to not want to bother wearing a different color if they didn't get any drinks last week. Kill joy. Hehe.
Funny seeing the BGs in blue smiling as they go back into the bar.
"Yay! I'm going to get Neko!"
LOL
I think the BGs all piss off now to not want to bother wearing a different color if they didn't get any drinks last week. Kill joy. Hehe.
Funny seeing the BGs in blue smiling as they go back into the bar.
"Yay! I'm going to get Neko!"
LOLIt just was from LVBs that was in protection / jealous mode that week. I would have bought many in blue but all were busy. Any girls wearing blue increased their chances of getting neko a lot. Some may have gotten less nekos in some bars because less LVBs or the girl not popular but wearing blue definitely helped and not hurt their chances at least.
If not mistaken, almost everybody's on survival mode due to increases in rents, utilities, taxes, goods, services, & miscellaneous charges. Nobody's spending money unless they're addicted to whatever or can't exercise self-discipline and good judgment. KBGs are addicted to greed, LVBs to DKBGs, KBs to monkey business, and sukebe guys to watching all the fun. That old LVB still one stooge for his DKBG at Biz, daytime. OK, that's out of the way.
KBGs must be getting desperate already; they trying hard to greet and meet ole Kapa. They must think Kapa is or getting senile in my ole age or one potential senior LVB. LOL? I just put on my game face and see where it leads; instead of KBGs doing the leading. Hoping that the color cruise will finally bring power and respect back to the customer, where it belongs.
If they can get you to finally get a BG a drink, then they have unlocked the doorway into having the rest of the customers to buy Neko also. LOL. The BGs need to take you down. Hehe.That's a lot of burden to bear, LOL. I've tried to lead and maintain the NEON movement even through some criticism, apathy, and cynicism. It's my choice; there are those in agreement, too. Since not having bought a neko for three years now Kapa feels independent and empowered with no remorse.
Although not a neko buyer, Kapa leaves generous (not extraordinary) tips and is content with his current status in the KBs and with KBGs. For now, not going buy nekos in support of dignity and respect for customers; LVBs are on their own. Lastly, to you KBGs wanting neko from Kapa: Catch Me If You Can! LOL!
It just was from LVBs that was in protection / jealous mode that week. I would have bought many in blue but all were busy.Not many LVBs around spending money nowadays. In fact, no see quite a few as much. Their DKBGs have probably drained their resources or are controlling them from behind-the-scenes,"No need come see me or go out and spend money. Just stay home and help me; give me the cash, hunnee-ah. Nevah mind your friends! Who moa important?" Hahaaa! So their DKBGs go to work on the next LVB in line or go hunting for potential new ones (that's why they biji). What a racket. All IMO.
CheapCharlie
05-21-12, 19:57
Not many LVBs around spending money nowadays. In fact, no see quite a few as much. Their DKBGs have probably drained their resources or are controlling them from behind-the-scenes,"No need come see me or go out and spend money. Just stay home and help me; give me the cash, hunnee-ah. Nevah mind your friends! Who moa important?" Hahaaa! So their DKBGs go to work on the next LVB in line or go hunting for potential new ones (that's why they biji). What a racket. All IMO.I reading all these reports on various LVBs at various bars. But I keep reporting about the old haole LVB at Club Sandy's, who out does them all. Pops is there EVERY and I do mean EVERY night that his girl Shasha works. I even wrote in my post last week, that I saw him in his car outside Sandy's. Like I said he was still there even though Shasha wasn't working. Hows that for devotion?
I reading all these reports on various LVBs at various bars. But I keep reporting about the old haole LVB at Club Sandy's, who out does them all. Pops is there EVERY and I do mean EVERY night that his girl Shasha works. I even wrote in my post last week, that I saw him in his car outside Sandy's. Like I said he was still there even though Shasha wasn't working. Hows that for devotion?I feel so sorry for that kind guys. There are MANY like that at KBs day shift various bars BTW. I see them in Kalihi and town bars. The stooges as Kapa would describe them. I think those guys would be good examples for the definition for INSANITY in the dictionary, LOL.
I feel so sorry for that kind guys. There are MANY like that at KBs day shift various bars BTW. I see them in Kalihi and town bars. The stooges as Kapa would describe them. I think those guys would be good examples for the definition for INSANITY in the dictionary, LOL.If the BGs read this, they'll be like:
"You should feel sorry for us as we have to put up and deal with guys like that. Oh my goodness! Even though we hound them and ROB their asses, they still keep coming back for more. The LVBs are as feminine if not more feminine than us women. You notice that LVBs first needs to establish some mental as well emotional feeling before they can have sex with a woman? That's basically how us females feel when we give it up to a man. That's why LVBs are feminine like us women. They need to feel first in order to fuck."
LVB "Oh no, I can't. We hardly know each other. We need to establish a connection and get to know one another first"
That's the vintage LVB right there. Would a LVB tell a chick off if he's disrespected? Oh hell no. Too soft and timid to do so.
If the BGs read this, they'll be like:
"You should feel sorry for us as we have to put up and deal with guys like that. Oh my goodness! Even though we hound them and ROB their asses, they still keep coming back for more. The LVBs are as feminine if not more feminine than us women. You notice that LVBs first needs to establish some mental as well emotional feeling before they can have sex with a woman? That's basically how us females feel when we give it up to a man. That's why LVBs are feminine like us women. They need to feel first in order to fuck."
LVB "Oh no, I can't. We hardly know each other. We need to establish a connection and get to know one another first"
That's the vintage LVB right there. Would a LVB tell a chick off if he's disrespected? Oh hell no. Too soft and timid to do so.LOL even though we all know its not true, you make a LVB sound like a fruitcake. I laugh every time a bg talks about how hard being a bg is. I'm like, if its so hard and stressful apply to be kitchen mama then.
LOL even though we all know its not true, you make a LVB sound like a fruitcake. I laugh every time a bg talks about how hard being a bg is. I'm like, if its so hard and stressful apply to be kitchen mama then.You know, its funny you mention that as a BG had admitted.
"It's hard being a female"
She sighed when she said that. Me and my friend looked at each other and rolled our eyes in response to it. I'm sure a number of BGs think that.
As far as applying for kitchen mama thing.
BG replies: " Aww cmon, be serious. You can't honestly think I would do something like that. Right? I mean look at me. I'm young and still beautiful. Why would someone like me do that type of work? Not enough pay. It will take too long for me to attain my wants. By then, I'll be old. How am I going to utilize and take advantage of my youthfulness / looks? I don't want to get the clothes, dresses, bags, car etc. When I'm older. I want to enjoy that when I'm still young and have my looks. Plus, it bothers me when I see another female who has those things that I want. What pisses me off more is when she's less attractive than me!"
I don't know what theme or agenda but lets have another one. It was boring this past week without Color weekend. It doesn't have be a color night, just something different than the usual SOS every night. Eh Uki, why don't you organize it. I'm just a instigator / troublemaker, just like BE and Mogo. Bars slow now so good time to get bars catering to us and give them more mosquito bites, LOL. You know, some KBGs actually enjoyed and looked forward to Blue weekend too because was not the SOS for them too, LOL.
That's a lot of burden to bear, LOL. I've tried to lead and maintain the NEON movement even through some criticism, apathy, and cynicism. It's my choice; there are those in agreement, too. Since not having bought a neko for three years now Kapa feels independent and empowered with no remorse.
!Although I am not always in NEON mode, I think its a good thing for most bar goers. I understand that if more guys was neon, we'd get more of what we want including LVBs. We need guys like Kapa that remind us all that GL drinks. 5 shot specials, sham-pain, etc are wasted money 99. 9% of the time. I'm a if I buy, I getting some kind of action kind of guy now. I may gamble on a drink sometimes, but I'm a good gambler in KBs, LOL. LVBs always roll snake eyes first throw, LOL.
Captin Crunch
05-23-12, 01:20
Anyone know of any kbg who is willing to drink ten dolla nekos? Seven dollars to the girl and tree dollars to the house. Something better than nirhubg. Go for quantity over quality. Kbg of the past use to make choke miney from ten dollar nekos over 20 yrs ago. Everyone too greedy now.
Anyone know of any kbg who is willing to drink ten dolla nekos? Everyone too greedy now.If they agree to ten dollah nekos they'll try to compensate somehow by shorting, faking, and diluting. That's partly why I don't buy nekos: KBGs don't appreciate it and they always try to find ways to lie, cheat, and steal. That being the case, my attitude is "get plenty other places to drink and eat." Common sense, direct, no frills. You go your way; I'll go mine.
KBGs are as 'princessy' as the amount of LVB fans and kala they get. Broke plus broke equals two brokes.
Anyone know of any kbg who is willing to drink ten dolla nekos? Seven dollars to the girl and tree dollars to the house. Something better than nirhubg. Go for quantity over quality. Kbg of the past use to make choke miney from ten dollar nekos over 20 yrs ago. Everyone too greedy now.I'm sure you could catch some fish with 10 dolla nekos but it will be a short glass of water or tea. The catch and grab technique will probably work well in this situation.
Belot Eater
05-24-12, 02:09
I'm sure you could catch some fish with 10 dolla nekos but it will be a short glass of water or tea. The catch and grab technique will probably work well in this situation.Last year my friend sat with that chick Mimi at EG. 10 drink. Small bottle beer.
Observed two 70-74 yo LVBs buying at least 10-12 nekos for bartender, owner, and KBG; talking and acting like they still can poke, LOL! Typical brain-damaged LVBs who get played by the KBGs and say "This the last one. No moa money; we got to go someplace else already!" after each round. The best part was when they wanted the KBGs to go home with them that night,"Then I come back and spend as much as you like." Sure. It was amusing, they made asses of themselves, and the KBGs had a field day with BSing them. To top it off, saw the old stooge LVB making taxi and delivery service. It was a bad day for seniors.
I'm pretty sure the KBGs are targeting old LVBs because other sources have been or will be depleted shortly. The cycle of life in the KBs is short and unforgiving for both KBGs and LVBs.
Observed two 70-74 yo LVBs buying at least 10-12 nekos for bartender, owner, and KBG; talking and acting like they still can poke, LOL! Typical brain-damaged LVBs who get played by the KBGs and say "This the last one. No moa money; we got to go someplace else already!" after each round. The best part was when they wanted the KBGs to go home with them that night,"Then I come back and spend as much as you like." Sure. It was amusing, they made asses of themselves, and the KBGs had a field day with BSing them. To top it off, saw the old stooge LVB making taxi and delivery service. It was a bad day for seniors.
I'm pretty sure the KBGs are targeting old LVBs because other sources have been or will be depleted shortly. The cycle of life in the KBs is short and unforgiving for both KBGs and LVBs.I been seeing this scenario played out at all the bars at night where KBGs and Mamas specifically target the older retiree guys because its easy money. Multiply what you saw by 10 and that's what you going to see at night, LOL. When the older LVBs no longer able to go bar, the KBs going be in big trouble. The grampa brigade going be out in force tonight. At lease these guys make me feel young, LOL.
Captin Crunch
05-25-12, 19:37
I been seeing this scenario played out at all the bars at night where KBGs and Mamas specifically target the older retiree guys because its easy money. Multiply what you saw by 10 and that's what you going to see at night, LOL. When the older LVBs no longer able to go bar, the KBs going be in big trouble. The grampa brigade going be out in force tonight. At lease these guys make me feel young, LOL.Oldee,
Come out and I'll buy you a beer.
MM
Oldee,
Come out and I'll buy you a beer.
MMLOL, J / K. I'll be playing with a playgirl (hopefully) early so don't know when free but will msg you.
Captin Crunch
05-26-12, 00:29
LOL, J / K. I'll be playing with a playgirl (hopefully) early so don't know when free but will msg you.Kalihi or Kapiolani?
Multiply what you saw by 10 and that's what you going to see at night, LOL. When the older LVBs no longer able to go bar, the KBs going be in big trouble.Oh, no! I thought the old LVBs just get played on dayshift; make 'A', too. I guess they happy to get away from home, go golf, and visit the KBGs; feel good somebody paying attention to them (they actually paying for attention, LOL). Those two old buggahs really ate that fake crap up, though, and felt important for $200-240. KBGs use that same crap on all LVBs anyway, so it really proves that fools are ageless and unchanging.
On another note, overheard one counter LVB (who bought five nekos) propositioning the 50's KBG to sit in the booth and whatnot; he was emphasizing her oldness to bargain. Felt a little sympathy for her but snapped out of it real quick when she started bargaining back. Another lesson learned.
I notice KBGs giving customers the ole 'its so slow, nobody bought me drink today' a lot more often these days. They complain even AFTER LVBs buy. At Splash last night, a KBG got grampa LVBs to buy her the 5 shot special ripoff and THEN she complains how slow its been and usual BS, LOL. They also more agressive and possesive too. I LOVE it! When they complain to me I get LOTS of comebacks to make them feel worse and put them in their place, LOL. Am I the only one noticing more complaining KBGs than usual? Btw, didnt notice but just read Mogo's post. Thanks bro! However, im not a quality poster like Mobi, JR, Uki, Hypo etc so nothing special, hehe.
I notice KBGs giving customers the ole 'its so slow, nobody bought me drink today' a lot more often these days. They complain even AFTER LVBs buy. They also more agressive and possesive too. I LOVE it! When they complain to me I get LOTS of comebacks to make them feel worse and put them in their place, LOL. Am I the only one noticing more complaining KBGs than usual?KBGs are whining like MFers and protecting their investments (LVBs) like mama bears. Even the LVBs getting possessive more nowadays because they can't supply enough income and returns to their DKBGs. Sadly, they must watch as their princesses hustle others to cover expenses. One LVB was really eyeing his honey make real friendly with another LVB; the merry-go-round nature of their Dream Girls. Of note was that the DKBG didn't seem sad while she and the LVB was all over each other, LOL.
Some KBGs and LVBs are acting as if the end is near; financial Armageddon. Don't you KBGs worry because the Four Horsemen of the KBs are arriving soon and, in the meantime, the Color Crew shall entertain why'all.
I notice KBGs giving customers the ole 'its so slow, nobody bought me drink today' a lot more often these days. They complain even AFTER LVBs buy. At Splash last night, a KBG got grampa LVBs to buy her the 5 shot special ripoff and THEN she complains how slow its been and usual BS, LOL. They also more agressive and possesive too. I LOVE it! When they complain to me I get LOTS of comebacks to make them feel worse and put them in their place, LOL. Am I the only one noticing more complaining KBGs than usual? Btw, didnt notice but just read Mogo's post. Thanks bro! However, im not a quality poster like Mobi, JR, Uki, Hypo etc so nothing special, hehe.So funny hehe. They say that to hint people to buy them drinks out of pity by saying it's slow. LOL.
BG: "its so slow, no customers buy me drink today"
Customer thinks: "Damn. I feel bad for her"
Customer says: "hey, you want a drink? I buy you one"
LOL.
I notice KBGs giving customers the ole 'its so slow, nobody bought me drink today' a lot more often these days. They complain even AFTER LVBs buy.That's their opening line with me. I called a girl on it once; little did she know I was in the bar earlier and saw her getting drink after drink and hopping tables.
Actually there was another; "Hunney so slow nobody buy me good-luck drink". Then her phone rang and she had to dig around in her massive Coach bag to find it buried amongst the dozens of 20's 50's and 100's she apparently just throws in there. You know that game where the person stands in the booth and they have to grab as much money as they can with the air blowing them around? That's what inside her bag reminded me of.
Poor girl; imagine the frustration of having all that annoying cash in the way.
Btw congrats Oldee on 1000 posts and being able to influence what BGs wear. Your next project is to inform and influence them into wearing Club 501 outfits (j/k).
Btw congrats Oldee on 1000 posts and being able to influence what BGs wear. Your next project is to inform and influence them into wearing Club 501 outfits (j/k).I didn't see that to but yah congrats. Man good fun you guys coming up with your terms. LVB, Neon, Stooges LOL.
Now overhearing KBGs interviewing senior LVBs about their monthy pension and SSA amounts; whether they live in a house and general interrogation of financials. I've heard of some KBGs who, according to reliable sources, actually talked themselves into being a beneficiary of senior LVBs. I hope those types of rumors are false.
Man good fun you guys coming up with your terms. LVB, Neon, Stooges LOL.Got to give Oldee the credit for starting and keeping this thread alive and kicking; it's entertaining and posting friendly.
I didn't see that to but yah congrats. Man good fun you guys coming up with your terms. LVB, Neon, Stooges LOL.Although I'm still a noob poster, hehe. As you know, we just try to spread the TRUTH about KBGs, help LVBs, and tease them a littebit, LOL. Eh Uki, do I have to wait forever for you to plan our next outing or are you waiting for for me to come up with an evil prank this time? LOL.
Uki is being lazy in organizing it but I get some good ideas for it. Its going to be more fun than blue weekend was for both KBGs and guys. Who's interested in going bros? More guys participating means more fun. Again, no pressure and no rush would be nice to know who like go.
Captin Crunch
05-31-12, 00:28
Uki is being lazy in organizing it but I get some good ideas for it. Its going to be more fun than blue weekend was for both KBGs and guys. Who's interested in going bros? More guys participating means more fun. Again, no pressure and no rush would be nice to know who like go.Hopefully my work schedule allows me to participate.
Uki is being lazy in organizing it but I get some good ideas for it. Its going to be more fun than blue weekend was for both KBGs and guys. More guys participating means more fun. Again, no pressure and no rush would be nice to know who like go.Uki gets around so maybe he's busy; I'm sure others await the final decision on color daze. Although I can't roam the KBs past 6P like you guys, I'll do my part during dayshift. Maybe the KBGs who wear yellow undies can get a neko by saying "My favorite color is yellow" and flashing their panties. To participating members, of course! Just a thought, LOL.
I guess nobody sure about this weekend.No, not this weekend BE, however I have some interesting updates. Some friends of mine suggested we need to give KBGs AND forum guys more incentive and motivation for them to participate. We came up with the idea of pooling our money to buy some lucky KBG a bottle of CHAMPAGNE! The lucky KBG will need to say the magic words:' I'm horny for you tonight' dressed in YELLOW. A VOLUNTEER forum member, (not me or my friends) will give said volunteer member the money for the Champagne AFTER we verify the KBG followed the YELLOW game rules. A phone with voice recorder function will serve as proof. The KBG need not have to give play but if she does, we MAY contribute for another bottle. We are looking for a member willing to play the YELLOW CHAMPAGNE GAME. You need to be a forum member and be willing to wear a yellow, beige, or mustard color shirt. Even yellow letters or patterns on the shirt ok too. Any adventurous volunteers out there? Perhaps BE, Jehuty, or Lumps? IF there is more than 1 volunteer, we MAY consider dishing out for another bottle. First come, first served.
The lucky KBG will need to say the magic words:' I'm horny for you tonight' dressed in YELLOW. A VOLUNTEER forum member, (not me or my friends) will give said volunteer member the money for the Champagne AFTER we verify the KBG followed the YELLOW game rules.Is there a rule about which price point the bottle must be in? I take it 200 (or 300 for those girls who insist there's no such thing as 200 anymore) will be the limit? The wrong girl from the wrong bar may brazenly demand a $500, $1000 or even more expensive bottle.
Is there a rule about which price point the bottle must be in? I take it 200 (or 300 for those girls who insist there's no such thing as 200 anymore) will be the limit? The wrong girl from the wrong bar may brazenly demand a $500, $1000 or even more expensive bottle.Good point HM. They still got 2bills champagne? The lucky guy will tell the girl he only get enough for 3bills kine and if she balks at that, NO DEAL. As a side note, me and my friends vowed never to buy bubblys many years ago hense the need for a volunteer. To us, its worth spending 50-60 bucks to watch the yellow action tho. As with the other past color weekends, KBGs dressed in the right color dress will get preferred treatment. (ie:neko). Also, there are MANY ways you can participate in yellow weekend. Wear yellow, just observe, wish us good luck, day shift, prime time, second shift, forward observer, live reporter, etc. Some guys may want to see who the lucky girl is for example. Its a win-win weekend event. BTW, it was Uki who chose yellow, and K69 also suggesting yellow was a good coincidence. Come on bros, i know YOU like go, lol.
They still got 2bills champagne?Yes, but although I don't do rooms anymore I've had girls (in the same bar) quote 120, 200, 300, 500 and even $600 as the minimum price for a bottle to go into the room, and heard claims that 300 was the cheapest bottle. IMHO the girl who says there's no such thing as 200 is a ROB. Camelot may be the exception as they have top-of-the-line hostesses who command higher prices, at least they used to.
More recently places like EG have been selling the trayful of 10 shots, but I don't know if they still do that since I rarely go and they're so dead.
By the way an acquaintance went in a room at Camelot with some friends, perhaps 5 girls and 8 guys. Collectively, they spent thousands, got no action, yet felt satisfied especially as it became closing time and the girls walked them out the door. What would Oldee think ;)? Anyway, I think variations in the YMMV factor will be large depending which bar this happens in.
Currently Butterfly has quite a variety of hostesses (including a thick somewhat voluptuous Mongolian one), and they have installed a glass door near the mauka rooms; should be a little more private like that.
Belot Eater
06-01-12, 06:47
That be cool, I never did bought a kbg champagne but there always a first time.
Went fo Camelsot for a change of venue and senses. Was sitting close to an LVB and his DKBG on the counter talking,"Just gibu me the money, den no need buy me dorinku." The KBG then leaves and he starts complaining to me about his DKBG,"Haha, she like the money one time." I just smile and ignore him because I know what's coming next: DKBG comes back, he hands over $300, and they leave for the booth. No wonder champagne, nekos, gifts, whatevers, mean nothing to them with no appreciation, naturally. Why do I experience all this? Is it because my NEON status going be jeopardized or is it another justification of my status? Another Platinum should answer the questions. Right now no can say nothing.
Captin Crunch
06-01-12, 12:52
That be cool, I never did bought a kbg champagne but there always a first time.I vote for BE to be the man on yellow night.
Belot Eater
06-01-12, 13:11
I vote for BE to be the man on yellow night.It's not going to work cause a lot of the girls know who I am. Hehe.
It workout better then I plan. Haha thank you haters. Now girls are mad and no ask for drinks. As for the champagne, I don't know how to open one cause I never did buy a girl one. But just thinking about it change my mind about the idea so I'll just wear yellow.
Captin Crunch
06-01-12, 13:46
Just buy bottle soju. Last time I bought was $.80. Might be $$ now. Better than champagne. If no one volunteer. I might
NinjaLurker
06-01-12, 14:41
[QUOTE=Oldee; 1460221]No, not this weekend BE, however I have some interesting updates.
Howzit Oldee,
I've been getting myself updated. Just say the date and I'll try to get there.
Yellow bee bee dees. Yellow stain in front, brown stain in back!
By the way an acquaintance went in a room at Camelot with some friends, perhaps 5 girls and 8 guys. Collectively, they spent thousands, got no action, yet felt satisfied especially as it became closing time and the girls walked them out the door. What would Oldee think? Anyway, I think variations in the YMMV factor will be large depending which bar this happens in.Not all the time, just when they go KBs, hehe. I hope the yellow champagne buyer don't chose a Camelot girl, as they have no understanding of the word "appreciation". Hey Brian and Patti, and fans of Camelot, tell the girls to at least to pretend they grateful. NO? Guess why you slow now and surviving off the LVBs. You better hope the LVBs don't wake up and read here, LOL.
It's very simple. LVBs are scared, VERY scared of us sukebe guys so they load up on ammunition (money) and buy their DKBGs more than usual to protect them from us. For example, more than HALF the girls at a particular KB wore blue during blue weekend but didn't have chance to buy those girls drinks, just the mama wearing blue got neko from one of us because LVBs protected thier DKGs. So KBGs and mamas, get your sexy yellow dresses ready. We giving you plenty advance notice.
I hope the yellow champagne buyer don't chose a Camelot girl, as they have no understanding of the word "appreciation". Hey Brian and Patti, and fans of Camelot, tell the girls to at least to pretend they grateful. NO? Guess why you slow now and surviving off the LVBs.Weak dollar and living expenses nearly doubling; it's not a good time to be an LVB with high DKBG maintenance costs. Every KB is slow; only lolos toeing-the-line with no end of expenses in sight. As observed beforehand, LVBs are getting visibly jealous when their 'Dreams' go 'do business' with various customers. KBGs enjoy watching their LVBs getting all huhu; gives them a sense of power and control.
Soon there will be no LVBs. So far, I know three ex-LVBs who broke already with big credit card and loan debts due to their Dream Girls; a fourth one is on his way to brokedom. These KBGs no more conscience and are totally arrogant."Survival of the Fittest?" I believe that phrase was coined by A. Hitler.
Looking forward to yellow weekend and an increasing number of forum members. Together we will control the way KBs and KBGs operate; no money, no arrogance.
Oldee, etal: you guys are too generous with the bubbly and soju for yellow weekend; 3 bills is a good deal for any KBG in these times. Congratulations to the lucky KBG who scores the bottle. Kapa would just give a couple of Hayden mangoes from the yard.
I'm thinking about this Oldee about the girl saying: "I'm horny tonight" and having it recorded is a good idea. Plus, some forum member on here volunteering to do it. I think this is a bit too much effort and work to put in for it to go down and pull off successfully. Somewhere along the line, it's going to screw up. What you think?
I'm thinking about this Oldee about the girl saying: "I'm horny tonight" and having it recorded is a good idea. Plus, some forum member on here volunteering to do it. I think this is a bit too much effort and work to put in for it to go down and pull off successfully. Somewhere along the line, it's going to screw up. What you think?Hmm, maybe we should revise our plans? Thats what you there for bro. I STILL want to reward participating KBGs tho. Got to give them incentive for trying. Got plenty time to plan out stuff bro. WHere you at bro, lets drink tonight! I going town now.
This realization hit me recently. It would seem that I get more potential of getting jr sucked on in a booth if I wear levi's as opposed to shorts. Here's my useless analysis. I think it may be that when I wear shorts, it's easy for the girl to play with jr just by running her hand up my leg. In the case of levi's however, somebody has got to unzip, then it's only a matter of time before jr pops out and since the girl has an eye on the target, well, a bit of head bobbing will sometimes follow. Now, I'm not saying this works everytime, just it seems to be tilted in the levi's favor. Just wondering if anyone else has noticed this is all.
Definitely wardrobe will "dicktate" the experience. Wear some dockers and a polo in Kalihi and they all think you're a lawyer or doctor while Kapiolani KBG's won't necessarily give you a 2nd look. Hit a viet bar with "lawyer" clothes on and forget it. It's my experience that the "better" you dress, the more they have a tendency to try to rob you. Just an observation.
Ss
This realization hit me recently. It would seem that I get more potential of getting jr sucked on in a booth if I wear levi's as opposed to shorts. Here's my useless analysis. I think it may be that when I wear shorts, it's easy for the girl to play with jr just by running her hand up my leg. In the case of levi's however, somebody has got to unzip, then it's only a matter of time before jr pops out and since the girl has an eye on the target, well, a bit of head bobbing will sometimes follow. Now, I'm not saying this works everytime, just it seems to be tilted in the levi's favor. Just wondering if anyone else has noticed this is all.
Definitely wardrobe will "dicktate" the experience. Wear some dockers and a polo in Kalihi and they all think you're a lawyer or doctor while Kapiolani KBG's won't necessarily give you a 2nd look. Hit a viet bar with "lawyer" clothes on and forget it. It's my experience that the "better" you dress, the more they have a tendency to try to rob you. Just an observation.
SsLevi's, polo, and rubba slippas. BTW, town slow tonight.
Even see guys in the KBs competing to spend money on the KBGs; like one challenge or something. Guess who's the only winner? IMO, this time around, the money being spent on a busy night at the KBs is small; all show, no go.
Is the 'yellow night' settled? One LVB told me that going to the KBs only to drink is 'Waste time. I always carry at least 3-4 hundred to spend on the girls." Not me, LVB. I'm wearing the colors to show solidarity and that I not one LVB.
Captin Crunch
06-02-12, 12:28
Popped in to Blue Sea. Was busy. Seen Kim and Sophia. Finally got to see who Jae is. Will be back to get some play on a slower night. On Yellow Night with my yellow shirt?
Definitely wardrobe will "dicktate" the experience. Wear some dockers and a polo in Kalihi and they all think you're a lawyer or doctor while Kapiolani KBG's won't necessarily give you a 2nd look. Hit a viet bar with "lawyer" clothes on and forget it. It's my experience that the "better" you dress, the more they have a tendency to try to rob you. Just an observation.
SsExactly why I rock my blallah fashions and get rapidly dismissed as 'no mo money' by even the big 'ol mamas in Kalihi, and majorly snobbed-off at Kapiolani. Not having shaved adds to the effect.
Oldee you wear nice shirts! And I thought I was wearing a nice t-shirt if it didn't have holes :rolleyes:!
Exactly why I rock my blallah fashions and get rapidly dismissed as 'no mo money' by even the big 'ol mamas in Kalihi, and majorly snobbed-off at Kapiolani. Not having shaved adds to the effect.
Oldee you wear nice shirts! And I thought I was wearing a nice t-shirt if it didn't have holes!As the owner of ALOHA KB FASHION T SHIRTS, got to show off our high class line.
Kapiolani / Makaloa / Sheridan / Keeaumoku ETA 10-15 mins. Have Yellow; Will Travel. Have safe fun tonight, braddahs.
Lately the cost for champagne starts at $$$ at just about all bars nowadays. Bottles of wine go for $$ if not more. Many bars offer bottles of soju for $$ but there are some kap kb's that offer $.2 for a bottle of soju.
While it's possible that prices may be less, I think usually the prices start at those levels. Yes, it also depends on the girl and what she quotes (unfortunatley).
BTW, even at places like camelot there are some girls that allow some touching in the rooms. It's always YMMV though, maybe I was lucky the girl allowed me some play. Sorry, I can't mention her so don't ask. I usually avoid the young ones as they are prissy and seldom allow much action. Too bad, it used to be the norm for patty's girls to offer action in the rooms but with the new young girls that hasn't been the case anymore.
I don't have any yellow shirts so if you see me smile, I'll try to come up to you guys to chat.
Laters!
Lately the cost for champagne starts at $$$ at just about all bars nowadays. Bottles of wine go for $$ if not more. Many bars offer bottles of soju for $$ but there are some kap kb's that offer $.2 for a bottle of soju.
While it's possible that prices may be less, I think usually the prices start at those levels. Yes, it also depends on the girl and what she quotes (unfortunatley).
BTW, even at places like camelot there are some girls that allow some touching in the rooms. It's always YMMV though, maybe I was lucky the girl allowed me some play. Sorry, I can't mention her so don't ask. I usually avoid the young ones as they are prissy and seldom allow much action. Too bad, it used to be the norm for patty's girls to offer action in the rooms but with the new young girls that hasn't been the case anymore.
I don't have any yellow shirts so if you see me smile, I'll try to come up to you guys to chat.
Laters!Always appreciatiate your reports. Don't worry about having a yellow shirt bro, yellow anywhere on shirt good enough. Your well wishes in lieu of yellow shirt more than enough!
NinjaLurker
06-04-12, 18:22
This realization hit me recently. It would seem that I get more potential of getting jr sucked on in a booth if I wear levi's as opposed to shorts. Here's my useless analysis. I think it may be that when I wear shorts, it's easy for the girl to play with jr just by running her hand up my leg. In the case of levi's however, somebody has got to unzip, then it's only a matter of time before jr pops out and since the girl has an eye on the target, well, a bit of head bobbing will sometimes follow. Now, I'm not saying this works everytime, just it seems to be tilted in the levi's favor. Just wondering if anyone else has noticed this is all.
Definitely wardrobe will "dicktate" the experience. Wear some dockers and a polo in Kalihi and they all think you're a lawyer or doctor while Kapiolani KBG's won't necessarily give you a 2nd look. Hit a viet bar with "lawyer" clothes on and forget it. It's my experience that the "better" you dress, the more they have a tendency to try to rob you. Just an observation.
SsHowzit SS,
I never thought about it until you mentioned it. Additionally, I find that when I wear the buttoned ones vs. Zipper, they tend to take all the buttons off including the top one. Versus zipper, sometimes they only reach inside the unzipped opening.
With shorts, they seem to think that a hand job under the shorts leg should suffice.
Nl
I never thought about it until you mentioned it. Additionally, I find that when I wear the buttoned ones vs. Zipper, they tend to take all the buttons off including the top one. Versus zipper, sometimes they only reach inside the unzipped opening.
With shorts, they seem to think that a hand job under the shorts leg should suffice.
NlThanks NL hadn't thought about the button levi's. They make sense as the "teeth" of the zipper can discourage. Got a friend who always wears those nylon runner pants with elastic for easy access (I'd look like the Goodyear Blimp in 'them). Hopefully you don't think I'm doing a fashion discussion for fashion. It's all about play, easy access, what KBG's seem to like. Would be nice to hear from a KBG. Anyone else notice a particular "fashion" wear that tilts the odds a bit?
Now, if I just want to drink at the bar, well a certain "homeless motiff" is always effective, but, for play-time I find a bit of adjustment for each particular local is helpful. Yes, it may be a new business for Oldee's KB Aloha Fashion business. Changing rooms in vans strategically placed from Waipahu to Kaimuki and all points in between. Shoots could even have an AMP lady in there to help you change. Kind of goes along with my AMP-bus idea mentioned awhile back.
Ss
Good discussion on monger battle attire bros. I'd just like to add that having a FAT wallet has gotten me quicker service. No, I don't mean plenty kala. I mean a fat wallet that MAY contain plenty money but doesn't. Usually a lot junk paper fillers reciepts etc with a lot of dolla bills makes for a thick wallet. Let her see you got some green but only for a second as you hand over the first 20. The KBG must never touch your wallet. Just your body and especially jr. She will of course be curious and wanting to lighten your paper load but thats where negotiation skills come into play. This works very well for me. I can't stress enough how important the art of negotiation is IF you want to get more and spend LESS. Humor, stall tactics, general bs are all important weapons for mongers. BTW, SS, thanks for the fashion idea. I will be adding a new line of soft jeans with permanent open hidden behind flap zipper and one button only. Regular jeans too thick to have her feel jr good from the outside. On sale now!
There hasnt been many mongers wanting to participate in yellow weekend YET, so I suggest we make this and next weekends mellow wear yellow if you want as a trial probe on KBG reactions. It will also give KBGs time to get their yellow dresses ready. Unless a lot more guys want to participate we will hold off on the Champagne game till get at least more spectators. My intel says Ashley trying to find her old yellow top but no need Ashley. Topless qualify as yellow skin. Garans you make choke money from us sukebe guys that night, LOL.
Belot Eater
06-05-12, 07:31
Good discussion on monger battle attire bros. I'd just like to add that having a FAT wallet has gotten me quicker service. No, I don't mean plenty kala. I mean a fat wallet that MAY contain plenty money but doesn't. Usually a lot junk paper fillers reciepts etc with a lot of dolla bills makes for a thick wallet. Let her see you got some green but only for a second as you hand over the first 20. The KBG must never touch your wallet. Just your body and especially jr. She will of course be curious and wanting to lighten your paper load but thats where negotiation skills come into play. This works very well for me. I can't stress enough how important the art of negotiation is IF you want to get more and spend LESS. Humor, stall tactics, general bs are all important weapons for mongers. BTW, SS, thanks for the fashion idea. I will be adding a new line of soft jeans with permanent open hidden behind flap zipper and one button only. Regular jeans too thick to have her feel jr good from the outside. On sale now!I don't think trying to make your wallet looks like get money help. Those money hungry bitches will try see what else have in there. Like when I was at Cleopatra, even when I took out my wallet an made it known I had more white paper then money in my wallet. Ivy would make like the snake head dance and see if get money hiding.
Captin Crunch
06-05-12, 13:25
There hasnt been many mongers wanting to participate in yellow weekend YET, so I suggest we make this and next weekends mellow wear yellow if you want as a trial probe on KBG reactions. It will also give KBGs time to get their yellow dresses ready. Unless a lot more guys want to participate we will hold off on the Champagne game till get at least more spectators. My intel says Ashley trying to find her old yellow top but no need Ashley. Topless qualify as yellow skin. Garans you make choke money from us sukebe guys that night, LOL.Oldee,
Just let us know when the yellow weekend begins. Did you find a volunteer to participate in the champagne festivities?
Oldee,
Just let us know when the yellow weekend begins. Did you find a volunteer to participate in the champagne festivities?Surprisingly, noone has volunteered YET. I will keep you in mind bro. For the next 2 weeks, I will be just observing KBGs and will wear yellow when I go just to see reactions but its not going be the OFFICIAL yellow weekend till get plenty participants. Just as a reminder, if you don't have a yellow shirt, can just have yellow lettering, print etc within the shirt that need not be the dominant color overall. Also, a yellow cap will be a nice alternative if you really want to get noticed, LOL. I am running a special on yellow soft jeans pants with 1 button and its off for easy access for 40dolla. I KNOW you guys like buy, LOL.
I don't think trying to make your wallet looks like get money help. Those money hungry bitches will try see what else have in there. Like when I was at Cleopatra, even when I took out my wallet an made it known I had more white paper then money in my wallet. Ivy would make like the snake head dance and see if get money hiding.I think that's because she got fooled before. I'm not saying was me because I really don't know, LOL. However, you make a good point in that some of them know the fat wallet tactic so you got to choose one that don't or not that nosy and grab your wallet and look inside kine. (yes, plenty of them do that). I NEVER let them touch my wallet or look inside.
Belot Eater
06-05-12, 22:36
I think that's because she got fooled before. I'm not saying was me because I really don't know, LOL. However, you make a good point in that some of them know the fat wallet tactic so you got to choose one that don't or not that nosy and grab your wallet and look inside kine. (yes, plenty of them do that). I NEVER let them touch my wallet or look inside.Have you notice that when you bust out your wallet that there eyes lock on it. No matter how their heads is turn that their eyes lock on your wallet. Yes that's all of you bar bitches! No say not you cause you lying to yourself. Now stop looking at my wallet cause I have no money.
Belot Eater
06-06-12, 03:21
I drinking with a bg after bars close. It's funny how those bgs fined this places early in the morning. Anyways we were just drinking then she got call guess it's one of her customer. Then she turn sideways and try to muffler the sound with her right hand and then I hear " I have my period " I'm pretty sure he wanted to get her something cause she keep saying it's ok I going sleep now than hang up like nothing. I felt bad for the guy. I felt like she just stab the guy and I'm a witness to the stabbing. Any lvb had call there girl lastnight and she said she had rags?
There hasnt been many mongers wanting to participate in yellow weekend YET, so I suggest we make this and next weekends mellow wear yellow if you want as a trial probe on KBG reactions. It will also give KBGs time to get their yellow dresses ready. Unless a lot more guys want to participate we will hold off on the Champagne game till get at least more spectators. My intel says Ashley trying to find her old yellow top but no need Ashley. Topless qualify as yellow skin. Garans you make choke money from us sukebe guys that night, LOL.I think just follow what Kalani69 just brought up before. Wear yellow to indicate that you're a wise monger and that no BG can just mess with you. That should be exciting already to see who will wear the yellow. Plus, being put to the test by the BGs to see if you can live up to wearing the color yellow. Would be interesting to see what the guys in yellow will say and do. I mean wearing the color yellow should represent something or else why wear the color?
If the BGs wear yellow, what will that indicate? That she's not a Rob BG? LOL.
Customers in yellow. Wise monger. Not sucker minded.
BGs in yellow. BGs that won't play mind games, hound for drinks, table hop and tease
Both parties will be put to the test.
Began Saturday first shift color outing in the Kapiolani Corridor. 1448 hrs. Blonde Phyllis at Business really showing age; Jazmine biz picking up despite oldtime regulars becoming scarce (new players on scene) ; D'Amour, Ellie, EG bizzes all slow; Twilight, Tomorrow, Casino steady regulars. Nowadays the day, older KBGs purely Afternoon Delight for older guys and LVBs. Some of the OKBGs are still doable; just no look too closely and be too picky. Should there be a listing of these MILF KBGs? Jazmine KBGs probably got busier with publicity here; just IMO (with heresay evidence) , LOL! I may break the neko drought!
Ended the excursion with viewing hot, sexy, potpourri of wahines; best ever seen in a long time. Meet you guys there to plan and plot Sukebe Scenic Sightseeing Tours. Shirokiya Beer Garden.
I think just follow what Kalani69 just brought up before. Wear yellow to indicate that you're a wise monger and that no BG can just mess with you. That should be exciting already to see who will wear the yellow. Plus, being put to the test by the BGs to see if you can live up to wearing the color yellow. Would be interesting to see what the guys in yellow will say and do. I mean wearing the color yellow should represent something or else why wear the color?
If the BGs wear yellow, what will that indicate? That she's not a Rob BG? LOL.
Customers in yellow. Wise monger. Not sucker minded.
BGs in yellow. BGs that won't play mind games, hound for drinks, table hop and tease.
Both parties will be put to the test.Let's see how it goes bro. In the mean time, would like to know what you guys going be doing in the coming days and if any more of you want to participate when we do our Champagne games. If the KBGs do wear yellow, it means that they at least willing to play ball with us and of course will get preferred treatment. Any yellow pantys will definitely get EXTRA reward from me and others for sure, LOL. BTW, I sense a corelation these days with how busy bars are according to our postings like Kapa been noticing too although that's hard to judge if its related or not. Bars getting the label as LVB Loveland KB seem to get slower the next day after a posting about such mention. Bars named as possible play bars seem busier these days too. Makes me wonder, could they actually FEAR what we write? I know, wishful thinking but you never know, LOL.
After meeting a few forum members, I have to say that I think many if not most are NOT the typical no class, weirdo, druggie, demanding, stupid, LVB, self absorbed types we all see at that bars. My GUESS is most of you guys are cool and intelligent but sukebe (normal guy) guys. I have no way of knowing this of course and its just a guess but after meeting some of you, that's what I think. In other words, I think many of the close to normal guys eventually come to read and join this forum rather than the above mentioned types. We of course far from perfect and STUPID for going KBs but who IS perfect, right? I think LVBs MAY read here to try and get info, but they too shame and scared to post. This is what I think anyway. Even the wild ones like BE is probably cool guys. Do you guys think like me or am I off base?
Let's see how it goes bro. In the mean time, would like to know what you guys going be doing in the coming days and if any more of you want to participate when we do our Champagne games. If the KBGs do wear yellow, it means that they at least willing to play ball with us and of course will get preferred treatment. Any yellow pantys will definitely get EXTRA reward from me and others for sure, LOL. BTW, I sense a corelation these days with how busy bars are according to our postings like Kapa been noticing too although that's hard to judge if its related or not. Bars getting the label as LVB Loveland KB seem to get slower the next day after a posting about such mention. Bars named as possible play bars seem busier these days too. Makes me wonder, could they actually FEAR what we write? I know, wishful thinking but you never know, LOL.The BGs who wear yellow will indicate that they're not the ROB BGs so, at least customers won't be so intimated to buy them a drink because she's in yellow. If the BGs do try, hey people are watching. Are you a good BG worthy enough to wear the yellow?
Cmon girls, you're being categorized / labeled by the customers that they be thinking negative already. Prove the customers otherwise so that they will buy you drinks. Geez, you girls being desperate for the drinks like how a customer being desperate for love / sex already. LOL.
As far as what we write, you got to admit Oldee, we members on here wrote some funny and interesting shit online. It's quite hilarious at the same time, it's true. Hehe. I go back to reading "Mind Of a Korean Working Girl" and this thread, make me giggle and laugh.
Maybe another game we can play is Flash Mob. Pick the KB, KBG (haha) , date, time and invade the place all at once (got to have adequate parking!) ; no need color. They would #€£¥ in their panties if we all arrived, placed drink orders, and asked for house pupus at the same time. No need buy neko; and then we all leave at the same time; maybe go hit another place for 30, 45, 60 more minutes. This is strong evidence and the KBs / KBGs will know how much influence we have. If every participant asked for the same KBG that would be wild; the KBGs would laugh and be in shock. The Mob would be good because it's anonymous and fun. Everbody just make like they surprised; don't know anything. Just a thought; any feedback?
Makes me wonder, could they actually FEAR what we write? I know, wishful thinking but you never know, LOL.Not sure about 'fear', but I've run across some 'pissed' KB and VB hostesses who seem to hate "stupid guy who write Intanet" with a passion.
With regards to Kapa's idea that is. Flash mob bar hopping would make history. Actually, that's what I wanted to do if we got enough guys together to do it. Would be so cool and FUN!
Not sure about 'fear', but I've run across some 'pissed' KB and VB hostesses who seem to hate "stupid guy who write Intanet" with a passion.We only write the TRUTH about them. They can keep the LVB masses in the dark at the KBs but not here. There has never been a KBG that posted that we write lies after thousands of posts have they? I'm PROUD to be one the STUPID INTANET GUYS, LOL. Instead of being pissed, they should be sorry and change their ways. Whenever I call KBGs on their BS, they always shutup and try to move on to a sucker LVB. THAT should tell you all you need to know about KBG honesty and sincerity. It does not exist. Hey LVBs, tell your DKBG Oldee will buy 10bottles champagne if any KBG can pass a simple lie detector test. Any of you KBGs want to try?
Some tentative rules:
1. Only the FM leader may call the site, date, and time.
2. KB FM participants must deny that they are members of the KB FM.
3. KB FMers must abide by particular and specific rules, if any (I. E, enter and exit at specified times or after one drink, say "Aloha" to the bartender upon exiting, leave tip + 1 penny, etc.).
4. Etc.
There shouldn't be a reason not to participate because nobody knows if you're part of the mob or not. Of course, the more participants the merrier and a stronger statement of influence. FMs can greatly affect businesses and other venues which rely on numbers to exist. Some mobs do have IDs but that's another story.
Captin Crunch
06-07-12, 02:39
With regards to Kapa's idea that is. Flash mob bar hopping would make history. Actually, that's what I wanted to do if we got enough guys together to do it. Would be so cool and FUN!Excellent idea! Good to pick a small size bar that Cannot handle to many customers. If no more space, then pack up and leave. Got to be an area that we can all walk from bar to bar.
For the first Flash Mobbing as soon as the details have been settled. It would be unreal if 50-75 guys showed-up in any KB at the same time; leaving at the same time would be even more awesome! Sit, order one drink, finish the drink, and leave; like one sukebe tsunami. If everbody leaves a dollar tip, that's good money for less than 30 minutes!
With regards to Kapa's idea that is. Flash mob bar hopping would make history. Actually, that's what I wanted to do if we got enough guys together to do it. Would be so cool and FUN!The thing is, gathering all the people though. You know how it is. Some guys can't make it etc, etc, others will not follow and rather go another bar. Guys be flaking out. Enough guys would be? How much would be enough?
The thing is, gathering all the people though. You know how it is. Some guys can't make it etc, etc, others will not follow and rather go another bar. Guys be flaking out. Enough guys would be? How much would be enough?How do you start a 1000mile walk? ONE step at a time. How do you get enough forum members to participate in our outings? ONE member at a time. When the forum software showed views before, this thread had like 1k average views per day. Yeah, a lot of repeat viewers but it still means there are 20 to 50 times readers more than posters. I KNOW the obstacles to pulling it off. I rather focus on the solutions. Any great completed event or endevour was considered impossible. THAT is why its a historical event. There are enough guys out there Uki. They just don't post or may not even be registered members. Having about 2dozen guys would be enough. Even guys not part of the fmob would wonder why everyone leaving at once and leave too, LOL. I bet get choke readers that never post that may want to go. Just like I read all the other threads but don't post there. DO NOT underestimate the SILENT MAJORITY. So bros, who among you like go on our flash mob outing?
The thing is, gathering all the people though. You know how it is. Some guys can't make it etc, etc, others will not follow and rather go another bar. Guys be flaking out. Enough guys would be? How much would be enough?Count me in. I like flashing! Watashiwa Hentai desu is why. (picked that phrase up in the subways of Japan as it seems that you're considered a pervert for wearing a rain coat on a sunny day, course that's all I was wearing LOL)
As an aside, I don't own anything thats yellow and so there ya go, flash mob it is. Down the line maybe a "white-out" may work. Here comes Friday / Saturday. I'm ready to go flashing!
Ss
So bros, who among you like go on our flash mob outing?Even a showing of ten (at once) going make a difference. Some KBs are dying to have ten customers arriving and taking a seat, ordering, spending. Just think of when this KB FM catches on and 50 to 100 guys converge on their place and start spending. In some cases, FMs save businesses (not bars) from a bad revenue day; they buy and leave; very powerful and influential tool to have (like a reverse boycott!). No danger of your I'd being blown; every FM member can just use the same name ("Oldee") ; hehehe.
Even a showing of ten (at once) going make a difference. Some KBs are dying to have ten customers arriving and taking a seat, ordering, spending. Just think of when this KB FM catches on and 50 to 100 guys converge on their place and start spending. In some cases, FMs save businesses (not bars) from a bad revenue day; they buy and leave; very powerful and influential tool to have (like a reverse boycott!). No danger of your I'd being blown; every FM member can just use the same name ("Oldee") ; hehehe.Some can't even accomodate a dozen customers. We had more than a dozen participants blue weekend although not all at once and together. Its VERY DOABLE. Let's go bros! Let's go bros!
Captin Crunch
06-08-12, 14:28
Some can't even accomodate a dozen customers. We had more than a dozen participants blue weekend although not all at once and together. Its VERY DOABLE. Let's go bros! Let's go bros! If June 22 or 23 I'm in.
LOL, man you all are too much. So who is making the agenda? Here's an idea; when heading over to another bar, why don't the leader start a chant holding a USG flag? Start at Kalihi and end in Kapiolani. This could be like a relief walk. LOL, I'm just joking hope nobody takes it seriously. I would aniticipate though for the group to get smaller as the night goes on. Guys probably will get captured by girls. Oldee thats where you step in for the rescue LOL. On the last funny note, the night should end with a March to a AMP. Man can you imagine a mamas face if they see a army of guys all going to one AMP at one time.
Captin Crunch
06-08-12, 15:26
If June 22 or 23 I'm in.Oldee can you set a date so guys can plan to commit?
After meeting a few forum members, I have to say that I think many if not most are NOT the typical no class, weirdo, druggie, demanding, stupid, LVB, self absorbed types we all see at that bars. My GUESS is most of you guys are cool and intelligent but sukebe (normal guy) guys. I have no way of knowing this of course and its just a guess but after meeting some of you, that's what I think. In other words, I think many of the close to normal guys eventually come to read and join this forum rather than the above mentioned types. We of course far from perfect and STUPID for going KBs but who IS perfect, right? I think LVBs MAY read here to try and get info, but they too shame and scared to post. This is what I think anyway. Even the wild ones like BE is probably cool guys. Do you guys think like me or am I off base?Howzit. I can't speak for the other forum members, but I can say that I'm not the "typical no class, weirdo, druggie, demanding, stupid, LVB, self absorbed type". I came across this site when I had too much time at work and nothing much to do which is another story. Gained a lot of insight into this past-time that, quite frankly, I was ignorant to. I'm a local boy of asian descent who went to public schools in town. I've visited the strip clubs on occasion, but mostly for bachelor parties so you can't call me a regular. Never had the experience of going to a hostess bar but after reading this forum, it has peaked my interest. Thing is it's hard to get away from the family and my assumption is a majority of the members here are not married. Dang, why I'm writing this, I really don't know but just thought I'd give Oldee some feed back since he's such a long time member with "plany" posts. Let's just say that most people would never think I was "like this." Laterz.
We had more than a dozen participants blue weekend although not all at once and together. Its VERY DOABLE. Let's go bros! Let's go bros!FMs usually invade one spot; would be humbug mobbing multiple places, IMO. I'm sure rules are needed so that participating KB FMers are briefed, coordinated, and have fun. It's more effective and powerful if every KB FMer arrives, executes, and leaves together; the KBs and KBGs will be 'notified'. All IMO and awaiting orders (salute).
If June 22 or 23 I'm in.With Uki's approval, that date sounds good to me. It would give everyone time to prepare their schedules and KBGs to get their dresses ready. We can also work out more of the details from now to then. In the mean time, it wouldn't hurt to practice solo / small group and go do Flash Mob / Yellow weekend starting this weekend and next too.
Fellow mongers: Those of you that do go KBs even seldomly or short visits may as well join in. Nothing to lose. Not the usual boring or spend too much money nights. No need special clothes or color. No need reveal your I-D etc. I KNOW you that go KBs would at least like to watch when it happens. No pressure, sometimes schedules don't allow or get sudden changes. That probably happened during green and blue weekends too but no problem. This is just for fun anyway. Post if you like go and join in bros. I also like buy some of you beers!
With Uki's approval, that date sounds good to me. It would give everyone time to prepare their schedules and KBGs to get their dresses ready. We can also work out more of the details from now to then. In the mean time, it wouldn't hurt to practice solo / small group and go do Flash Mob / Yellow weekend starting this weekend and next too.
Fellow mongers: Those of you that do go KBs even seldomly or short visits may as well join in. Nothing to lose. Not the usual boring or spend too much money nights. No need special clothes or color. No need reveal your I-D etc. I KNOW you that go KBs would at least like to watch when it happens. No pressure, sometimes schedules don't allow or get sudden changes. That probably happened during green and blue weekends too but no problem. This is just for fun anyway. Post if you like go and join in bros. I also like buy some of you beers!You know what it is Oldee, some guys shame to meet strangers thinking: "Shit, I no like be meeting some people I don't know. What if they're weird?" Or, they may feel conscious of what people might think of them.
"Should I or what? Man, dunno. Shame. Damn, I feel stupid doing this"
LOL.
NinjaLurker
06-08-12, 23:37
You know what it is Oldee, some guys shame to meet strangers thinking: "Shit, I no like be meeting some people I don't know. What if they're weird?" Or, they may feel conscious of what people might think of them.
"Should I or what? Man, dunno. Shame. Damn, I feel stupid doing this"
LOL.Who you calling weird? I resemble that remark. LOL
Who you calling weird? I resemble that remark. LOLlol, Good one NL. We who go admittedly not all there, but guess what? Us forum guys LESS weird than a lot of the guys you see at bars these days. We not REALLY weirdos or strange compared to the OTHER bar goers and LVBs. Also, do not forget that you do NOT HAVE TO MEET other forum members for fmob weekend UNLESS YOU WANT TO. There is no problem remaining annonymous if you want to. You don't have to say a word to anyone if you shame. Personally, I think that its a loss for you if you don't because I'm guessing a lot of cool dudes are forum members. Besides, I need some of you to keep me from getting too crazy when we go, LOL.
Warriors808
06-09-12, 17:17
Who you calling weird? I resemble that remark. LOLLMAO. All of you guys just crack me up! Just made my day. Mongers unite!
Never had the experience of going to a hostess bar but after reading this forum, it has peaked my interest. Dang, why I'm writing this, I really don't know but just thought I'd give Oldee some feed back since he's such a long time member with "plany" posts.You saw Kapakahis posting on the FM (Flash Mob) relief walk thing huh? You then decided to log online and made a post on this thread to indirectly hint to Oldee that you want to join and be part of FM.
You know, Oldee gets excited seeing someone new posting in his thread. Probably more excited then getting play from a BG. When a member that's not common posts in his thread.
"What's this? What this guy wrote? Wow! Long post to!"
Howzit. I can't speak for the other forum members, but I can say that I'm not the "typical no class, weirdo, druggie, demanding, stupid, LVB, self absorbed type". I came across this site when I had too much time at work and nothing much to do which is another story. Gained a lot of insight into this past-time that, quite frankly, I was ignorant to. I'm a local boy of asian descent who went to public schools in town. I've visited the strip clubs on occasion, but mostly for bachelor parties so you can't call me a regular. Never had the experience of going to a hostess bar but after reading this forum, it has peaked my interest. Thing is it's hard to get away from the family and my assumption is a majority of the members here are not married. Dang, why I'm writing this, I really don't know but just thought I'd give Oldee some feed back since he's such a long time member with "plany" posts. Let's just say that most people would never think I was "like this." Laterz.Thanks for posting! You have stumbled upon the lolo channel where everyone welcome! First, let me say I'm a noob not that longtime member, just longwinded, LOL. Second, I think the guys with wives and girlfriends are probably the slight majority. Its just that more single guys post or you just think they single, LOL. Most guys here are otherwise "regular guys" outside the bar, just like you. We go bars for many reasons ranging from just enjoy beers, food, watch sports, girl watching, karaoke, hanging out with the boys, girl chasing, etc. It can be inexpensive fun if you know what to do or not do. Just don't become a loverboy, LOL. Welcome to the party bro!
Howzit. Never had the experience of going to a hostess bar but after reading this forum, it has peaked my interest. Dang, why I'm writing this, I really don't know but just thought I'd give Oldee some feed back since he's such a long time member with "plany" posts. Laterz.I believe we're all greeting you and hoping that more bystanders will be encouraged to post and / or participate in some way. Everybody can go at their own speed and when they're ready; helps to be patient and respectful of others, too. Get good guys posting who have humor and tolerant of others' views. Post on!
Splooge McDuck
06-09-12, 23:19
LMAO. All of you guys just crack me up! Just made my day. Mongers unite!Hello, my name is Splooge McDuck. And I am a KB thread lurker. I have been cracking the F up at your guys posts (especially Uki E & Oldee's ones of course) since the 1st color weekend, Green LOL. I just wanted to say this thread is the ISH. I so badly want to watch you guys do the Flash Mob thang, this I got to see!
I can't find the post but the funniest thing I read here was someone said they gunna wear yellow. Yellow underwear, yellow stains in the front & back hahaha.
Hello, my name is Splooge McDuck. And I am a KB thread lurker. I have been cracking the F up at your guys posts (especially Uki E & Oldee's ones of course) since the 1st color weekend, Green LOL. I just wanted to say this thread is the ISH. I so badly want to watch you guys do the Flash Mob thang, this I got to see!
I can't find the post but the funniest thing I read here was someone said they gunna wear yellow. Yellow underwear, yellow stains in the front & back hahaha.We all know you and your rep precedes you bro. Although I do my AMPing 'off island', I'm a fan of your posts. You better watch out or I going convince you that you can get more value (food and drink) at the KBs than 10 dollars spent at Zippys, LOL. BTW, the cost of watching Flash mob? Literally FREE. Enjoyment value? PRICELESS!
Captin Crunch
06-10-12, 02:59
We all know you and your rep precedes you bro. Although I do my AMPing 'off island', I'm a fan of your posts. You better watch out or I going convince you that you can get more value (food and drink) at the KBs than 10 dollars spent at Zippys, LOL. BTW, the cost of watching Flash mob? Literally FREE. Enjoyment value? PRICELESS!Oldee, any live reports from you tonite? BE you out? I'm bored at home.
Captin Crunch
06-10-12, 03:06
Mama would really open her eyes if we flash mob her bar and we all carry a hundred dollar bill for our first drink. Drink one beer and walk.
Oldee, any live reports from you tonite? BE you out? I'm bored at home.Kalihi was pretty dead. Butterfly moderately busy.
Casino has poor pickings. Twilight slow. D'Amour slow. Going to check Splash but looks like a slow night with 2nd team kbgs working.
Ss
Oldee, any live reports from you tonite? BE you out? I'm bored at home.I see SS already reported in. Yeah, Kalihi slow. Had fun at G tea tho, hehehe. Sometimes I like it to be slow, actually most times, LOL. I not driving so no worry and I must be pretty sobor if can do report. Pices get a not bad looking MILF never seen before but could be the beer eyes.
Was out Sat. Night with seven buddies (I figured we'll FM without me telling them) ; we all tired and like go home already but going for just one more drink; a nightcap. I thought good for one FM experiment so we decided to go to closeby Wailana bar. Us eight guys drew a lot of attention occupying the slow bar; all of us either sat / stood along the bar, ordered drinks, and left when finished the one drink; we drew a lot of attention while leaving. People looked confused and some customers smiled as we walked out.
This FM thing works! If was one KB, the KBGs would be chirping and confused like a mfer. Just thinking of what would happen made me laugh (inside). If just ten percent (100-150) of us participated it would be a riot, in the fun sense.
This FM thing works! If was one KB, the KBGs would be chirping and confused like a mfer. Just thinking of what would happen made me laugh (inside). If just ten percent (100-150) of us participated it would be a riot, in the fun sense.Meant that ten percent would be approx. 15-20 people, not 100-150. It would still be enough people to draw some attention without any suspicions. As the FM movement grows, so will the fun.
Splooge McDuck
06-10-12, 18:15
You better watch out or I going convince you that you can get more value (food and drink) at the KBs than 10 dollars spent at Zippys, LOL.Thats funny, I was just thinking about Zippys yesterday. I think I will literally be lurking in the shadows watching when you guys FM a place.
Your mission, should you decide to accept, is to do a tactical flash mob infiltration at as yet to be named KBs and create as much confusion and excitement as humanly possible. You are further instructed to seek out the "I'm horny for you" girl dressed in yellow and poassibly pantys. You will need to go as a team even though you may not know they are on the same mission as you. Should you be captured or killed, the Kapa dude will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck mongers, this is our most dangerous mission to date and will probably shake the KB world. This post will self disapear in 6 days.
Thats funny, I was just thinking about Zippys yesterday. I think I will literally be lurking in the shadows watching when you guys FM a place.Lets see, for 10 bucks at Zippys, you can get a typical plate lunch and a soft drink. At the KB, your beer will cost 2 or 3 bucks and house pupus can be stuff like fried chicken, fried noodles, spagetti, fish, meat loaf, etc etc along with rice and kim chee. If you want seconds, no problem. Girl and LVB watching is free. You COULD be a bad guy and no leave tip in which case all that cost you 3 bucks but noone does that do they? But even with tip, not a bad deal when you hungry.
Oldee is a BAD influence, LOL.
Should you be captured or killed, the Kapa dude will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck mongers, this is our most dangerous mission to date and will probably shake the KB world.Like Sgt. Schultz would say,"I know nutthing!" It's important that we protect ourselves by being cool and make like we "know nutthing!" Some LVB (s) will try to breach the mission to gain points but no can prove that anyone entering a KB, has a drink, and leaves is unusual; plenty guys do that; just so happens 50 guys did it this time, LOL!
Anyhow, the KB FM should be fun as long as everbody plays it cool; the KBGs are going to be so excited. LVB spies and informants are out; FMobbers are IN!
Lets see, for 10 bucks at Zippys, you can get a typical plate lunch and a soft drink.Try go that small place, King / McCully, just Makai of the old McCully Chop Suey; next to the old, small store. The prices are unreal cheap; lots of hungry guys go there because can order several items and no broke the bank.
If you like eat KB the KBGs going expect you for tip; peanuts / chips, $5; cheese / cracker, $7; $12-15 per items such as a chicken, pork, or beef dish; $17-20 for ahi sashimi / poke, steak, shrimp. Nowadays not cheap for buy the products; got to pay for service, (I even pay for the "free" first drink from the bartender) , etc. More better tailgate at the KB's parking lot and then go inside, LOL. Eh, Oldee, maybe that's the next event: TAILGATE at one KB!
Splooge McDuck
06-11-12, 16:15
Lets see, for 10 bucks at Zippys, you can get a typical plate lunch and a soft drink. At the KB, your beer will cost 2 or 3 bucks and house pupus can be stuff like fried chicken, fried noodles, spagetti, fish, meat loaf, etc etc along with rice and kim chee. If you want seconds, no problem. Girl and LVB watching is free. You COULD be a bad guy and no leave tip in which case all that cost you 3 bucks but noone does that do they? But even with tip, not a bad deal when you hungry.
Oldee is a BAD influence, LOL.Yezzir, you are a bad influence man. U have just convinced me to spectate for fun one of these days LOL. Where's a good place to watch the playoffs while watching some off play?
Yezzir, you are a bad influence man. U have just convinced me to spectate for fun one of these days LOL. Where's a good place to watch the playoffs while watching some off play?Cheap too if you just go for drinks, free house pupus. The girls daytime (before 8pm) don't usually bother guys asking for drinks too. However, they usually get better food than night shift (after 8pm) and just tip accordingly. The Makaloa area bars are all close to each other if you want to change scenery between drinks. I treat the KBs like a clubhouse to chill and girl watch / play. Yes, I'm a VERY BAD influence, sorry Spoolge, LOL. Oh, BTW, they don't bother you during the games except if you need another drink / food etc. Did I mention I'm a bad influence already? LOL. Eh Oco bro, I KNOW you reading this too. Becks beer. 2bucks, LOL.
Lets see, for 10 bucks at Zippys, you can get a typical plate lunch and a soft drink. At the KB, your beer will cost 2 or 3 bucks and house pupus can be stuff like fried chicken, fried noodles, spagetti, fish, meat loaf, etc etc along with rice and kim chee. If you want seconds, no problem. Girl and LVB watching is free. You COULD be a bad guy and no leave tip in which case all that cost you 3 bucks but noone does that do they? But even with tip, not a bad deal when you hungry.
Oldee is a BAD influence, LOL.Wha? You mean supposed to leave tip for chips? LOL
Cheap too if you just go for drinks, free house pupus. The girls daytime (before 8pm) don't usually bother guys asking for drinks too. However, they usually get better food than night shift (after 8pm) and just tip accordingly. The Makaloa area bars are all close to each other if you want to change scenery between drinks. I treat the KBs like a clubhouse to chill and girl watch / play. Yes, I'm a VERY BAD influence, sorry Spoolge, LOL. Oh, BTW, they don't bother you during the games except if you need another drink / food etc. Did I mention I'm a bad influence already? LOL. Eh Oco bro, I KNOW you reading this too. Becks beer. 2bucks, LOL.Did not go much bar hopping around town even when I was drinking regularly. Never did see Becks at many places. Always thought it should have Heineken's market share. Don't know how everything got screwed up. Best tasting beer I have ever had that Beck's. Even better tasting when warm.
Was cold stone sober for months and then started to drink once in a while again beginning of last year. It was due to the low blood pressure sensation you get after popping the V pill. Wasn't used to that feeling. First thought the V pill was a stimulant but the doc said no. Now I drink a couple in the aftermath of taking the V pill and an AMP visit, not always but maybe every other time.
But the workouts really keep a check on the drinking for me. Don't want to waste my workouts. And now I don't drink often, I really dislike the disturbance it causes for sleep and digestion. When I was drinking regularly I seemed to have been able to tolerate that better. But alcohol has always aggravated preexisting medical problems. Just glad I have finally found a way to keep the bottle at bay.
Wha? You mean supposed to leave tip for chips? LOLSince bartenders pay for those snacks, I leave a tip unless I buy them a drink. How much tip? I drop $5 for every drink I have and leave the rest for the bartender or hostess. If the bartender brings steak, poke, kalbi and that kind of stuff, I tip accordingly based on what the bar charges for that, plus a little extra. I just want to make sure I have at least the basic cost of the pupus covered.
Wha? You mean supposed to leave tip for chips? LOLI no longer automaticaly tip for food / snacks. Especially when I say don't bring, no need, etc, yet they still bring. If they use bare hands to grab the chips / peanuts, I no eat or tip for that. Even if I ate chips. 2dollar tip for beer / chips is enough imo. Sometimes I leave only dolla when the bartender junk. Yes, there times I leave NO TIP when they show bad attitude / service. You can bring me a great spread but if I said no need, no grumble when I don't eat or tip accordingly. Nowdays, I rarely get the UNWANTED spread happen to me because I trained them or they learned their lesson, LOL. Im probably not as generous as JR and Kapa but i use common sense so the bartender dont lose money. However, i WILL teach them a lesson when they bring to unwanted spread by under tipping.
Some of you guys may remember that I'm kind of a clean freak, so if the girl used her hand to grab chips, pretzels, peanuts. I won't touch it and I will tell the bartender the reason why. What is even worse is when a KBG is next to you in a booth and serving you, then gets the bucket of ice and scoops it out into your cup with her hands. I won't touch the drink after that and tell the girl to get me a new one.
Yezzir, you are a bad influence man. U have just convinced me to spectate for fun one of these days LOL. Where's a good place to watch the playoffs while watching some off play?Last year I watched a couple at Damour. Pretty good food and nice crowd. Of course since its daytime not much girls. There all pretty much the same during the day. Just go one place in the Kapiolani area and hop around in between quarters (or timeouts).
Last time about pupu costs. I usually get the chips / peanuts combo (only me so no like eat full plates) from the bartender and one beer gratis. I drink 4-6 beers and leave $7 tip; keywords are: "tip accordingly," due to other variables such as bartender attitude and service (usually below par). If eating the high-end pupus I just pay retail menu prices so that there are no complaints and no obligations; I'll pay not be obligated or subject to whining. If they bring unwanted pupus, I'll slide it toward the inner counter and don't touch it; no tipping for that and crappy attitudes, monthly cramps, etc. BTW, I don't buy nekos so am not a preferred customer. I have posted in the past that I tip well for services rendered, however.
Everybody's treatment and expectations are different in the KBs and by KBGs so up to you on whatevers. Main thing no pilikia, liddat.
Try go that small place, King / McCully, just Makai of the old McCully Chop Suey; next to the old, small store. The prices are unreal cheap; lots of hungry guys go there because can order several items and no broke the bank.
If you like eat KB the KBGs going expect you for tip; peanuts / chips, $5; cheese / cracker, $7; $12-15 per items such as a chicken, pork, or beef dish; $17-20 for ahi sashimi / poke, steak, shrimp. Nowadays not cheap for buy the products; got to pay for service, (I even pay for the "free" first drink from the bartender) , etc. More better tailgate at the KB's parking lot and then go inside, LOL. Eh, Oldee, maybe that's the next event: TAILGATE at one KB!Wow that is generous. For whatever dry stuff (chips, peanuts, m&ms, etc) I usually tip a buck or so. For real food, ten bucks, or I just buy them a $20 drink. Kind of depends on how well I know them and of course this is all for single servings. I also tip an additional buck per drink in the end. I know for the amount of pupus they have, it doesn't cost that much. Especially when a lot of it is coming from Palama and the amount of people they are ready to feed.
Frashu Mobu Yellow weekend is June 22nd and 23d. We KNOW you and your LVB friends read the forums so we know you will get the messegee. Please get your YELLOW dresses ready! One lucky girl will win Champagne and others dressed in yellow will get nekos. Our secret Champagne guy just needs to hear the magic words, 'I'm horny for you tonight'. Non participation will result in bad reviews so get your yellow dresses ready. Our scouts will look for bars with girls dressed in yellow and we won't patronize non yellow bars. See you in YELLOW!
Besides hunting second shift which GREATLY increases your chances, I find that going weekdays when its not that busy also puts the odds in your favor. Fridays is not a good hunting day for me in general since its the busiest night and the LVB army is out then. I usually make fridays my recon day to see what girls work where and for possible targets. I also watch their behavoir and style to see if they robs etc. Sometimes sundays can be a good hunting day because the girls that do work then might be more desparate for money and more willing to put out. Sometimes the changing of the shift time between 7pm and 8pm is a good time too to get day shift KBGs that are feeling good after being bought drinks earlier by OTHER guys. Kalihi bars especially good for that. The trophy girls take more visits and time and Oldee lazy putting in the effort these days, especially when LVBs spoil them to no end. However, sometimes (rarely) they ARE in the mood and I'm usually ready, LOL. I also sometimes sit with girls I think are possibilitys just to feel them out. You can usually tell after a couple drinks, at least I can. EG after 2am? Nope, usually robs just trying to hussle then. These are generally my hunting tactics that work for me. Anyone else care to share their hunting strategies? Oldee like learn, LOL.
Besides hunting second shift which GREATLY increases your chances, I find that going weekdays when its not that busy also puts the odds in your favor. Fridays is not a good hunting day for me in general since its the busiest night and the LVB army is out then. I usually make fridays my recon day to see what girls work where and for possible targets. I also watch their behavoir and style to see if they robs etc. Sometimes sundays can be a good hunting day because the girls that do work then might be more desparate for money and more willing to put out. Sometimes the changing of the shift time between 7pm and 8pm is a good time too to get day shift KBGs that are feeling good after being bought drinks earlier by OTHER guys. Kalihi bars especially good for that. The trophy girls take more visits and time and Oldee lazy putting in the effort these days, especially when LVBs spoil them to no end. However, sometimes (rarely) they ARE in the mood and I'm usually ready, LOL. I also sometimes sit with girls I think are possibilitys just to feel them out. You can usually tell after a couple drinks, at least I can. EG after 2am? Nope, usually robs just trying to hussle then. These are generally my hunting tactics that work for me. Anyone else care to share their hunting strategies? Oldee like learn, LOL.I agree with your tactics and it works for me also. I'm lazy like you LOL. I also spend a lot less money, but sometimes the LVB's don't want to go home. Like Oldee says, second shift rules!
Besides hunting second shift which GREATLY increases your chances, I find that going weekdays when its not that busy also puts the odds in your favor.Giving yourself the best and wisest opportunity is always prudent; then again, some guys use the "plenty ammunition" approach to create their opportunities. To really score without much cash outlay and frustration takes a combination of things to occur (a "perfect storm," if you will). Since anything perfect doesn't exist you can establish your "storm" by:
1. Creating a habit; being there a certain day and time. They'll start to expect your presence and think about you.
2. Breaking a habit; being somewhat unpredictable is like a surprise; wahines love pleasant surprises.
3. No bother and make niele; LVBs and pests already do those things.
4. Make cool; no stare at the competition; it's the wahine who chooses, not you.
5. Use humor and understanding to establish yourself as a desirable person.
6. Disappear once in a while; couple weeks to see if they get concerned.
7. Be unlike the others; this is more a matter of personality, experience, and knowledge.
8. Piqué the KBGs' interests; read and be aware of current events and info.
9. Etc.
All IMO. Not so young, so I like gain knowledge from the younger ones, too.
Besides hunting second shift which GREATLY increases your chances, I find that going weekdays when its not that busy also puts the odds in your favor. Fridays is not a good hunting day for me in general since its the busiest night and the LVB army is out then. I usually make fridays my recon day to see what girls work where and for possible targets. I also watch their behavoir and style to see if they robs etc. Sometimes sundays can be a good hunting day because the girls that do work then might be more desparate for money and more willing to put out. Sometimes the changing of the shift time between 7pm and 8pm is a good time too to get day shift KBGs that are feeling good after being bought drinks earlier by OTHER guys. Kalihi bars especially good for that. The trophy girls take more visits and time and Oldee lazy putting in the effort these days, especially when LVBs spoil them to no end. However, sometimes (rarely) they ARE in the mood and I'm usually ready, LOL. I also sometimes sit with girls I think are possibilitys just to feel them out. You can usually tell after a couple drinks, at least I can. EG after 2am? Nope, usually robs just trying to hussle then. These are generally my hunting tactics that work for me. Anyone else care to share their hunting strategies? Oldee like learn, LOL.I think the best strategy is to keep spending until the BG eventually gives in. Even if it takes 1K to get a BBBJCIM, main thing you got it right? BG is happy she got 1K and you're happy you finally got it after numerous attempts. Both parties are happy. Sure, 1K seems alot for that but, just sacrifice spending on other things but, just save up. Don't go AMPs, MT and don't spend on materialistic things that you don't need. On that one night you want to see that BG, just go crazy splurge like it's popping lots of fireworks before the New Year.
I think the best strategy is to keep spending until the BG eventually gives in. Even if it takes 1K to get a BBBJCIM, main thing you got it right? BG is happy she got 1K and you're happy you finally got it after numerous attempts. Both parties are happy. Sure, 1K seems alot for that but, just sacrifice spending on other things but, just save up. Don't go AMPs, MT and don't spend on materialistic things that you don't need. On that one night you want to see that BG, just go crazy splurge like it's popping lots of fireworks before the New Year.You going have your 1k ready for Flash Mob weekend? KBGs want to know, LOL. You also making LVBs scared! Now they going have bring out their heavy ammo, lol.
You going have your 1k ready for Flash Mob weekend? KBGs want to know, LOL.LOL. I had a feeling you'd be the first to reply Hehe. I was only acting stupid on that one.
Giving yourself the best and wisest opportunity is always prudent; then again, some guys use the "plenty ammunition" approach to create their opportunities. To really score without much cash outlay and frustration takes a combination of things to occur (a "perfect storm," if you will). Since anything perfect doesn't exist you can establish your "storm" by:
1. Creating a habit; being there a certain day and time. They'll start to expect your presence and think about you.
2. Breaking a habit; being somewhat unpredictable is like a surprise; wahines love pleasant surprises.
3. No bother and make niele; LVBs and pests already do those things.
4. Make cool; no stare at the competition; it's the wahine who chooses, not you.
5. Use humor and understanding to establish yourself as a desirable person.
6. Disappear once in a while; couple weeks to see if they get concerned.
7. Be unlike the others; this is more a matter of personality, experience, and knowledge.
8. Piqué the KBGs' interests; read and be aware of current events and info.
9. Etc.
All IMO. Not so young, so I like gain knowledge from the younger ones, too.The above is what I call having smarts and game which is really the same thing.
LOL. I had a feeling you'd be the first to reply Hehe. I was only acting stupid on that one.Damn it Uki, should have waited till guys bite, LOL. However, that strategy IS the basic LVB strategy, except its not 1k, its thousands or hundreds of thousands. Kapa and others can verify that I am not exagerating about the amounts at all. The 'she going eventually love me if I spend enough' tactic. The only thing is it NEVER WORKS. Having game means the girl likes you for YOU and not your money. WHAT? NO MO GAME? Then go AMP or use your hand. The good news is that you don't need to be handsome or rich to have game. It CAN be learned. How? Practice, practice, practice. I'm still learning, LOL.
The 'she going eventually love me if I spend enough' tactic. The only thing is it NEVER WORKS.More better stay home if anybody thinks one KBG can be bought. Yeah, they going be available for lease or rent for installment plans, but their purchase price is unlimited. Why? Because they're offering a commodity (face and body) for as much as they can get for it, while it lasts. By the time their commodities become undesirable then it is sold; retail at first, never at wholesale unless absolutely necessary. KBGs also know that their personalities are worthless; it is not a selling point because they are bad actresses.
The KBs and KBGs are quite simple to understand. What complicates matters are the blind suckers and hard-headed zombies.
On a final note, we're watching a retiree who has a DKBG of 4-5 months; $15 grand spent so far (and counting, according to the old man).
Sure, 1K seems alot for that but.On that one night you want to see that BG, just go crazy splurge like it's popping lots of fireworks before the New Year.Many KBGs offer themselves for rent or lease (as previously posted). I'm sure we've been approached by KBGs for whatever; I always negatiate with them if I feel like I'm being propositioned. Not a hard bid, but something mutually acceptable. They like it because it is bijiness and doesn't hurt their pride; they can make horny and feel like no shame, LOL. Pride is very important for one KBG so I'll leave them with a little and negotiate the rest. 2LOLs. Most $ spent by Kapa in the KB?"Stay thirsty, my friends."
The KBs and KBGs are quite simple to understand. What complicates matters are the blind suckers and hard-headed zombies.It's just a fantasy. The BG says and do things to make a customer feel good so that he spends money as a result. What more do you need to know to understand / realize this?
By the way, some of the words you use Kapakahi cracks me up. Words like Stooges, Shat, Hard-Headed Zombies
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. LOL.
I always laugh when I see you say you giggle, LOL. I know you're a man's man but you the only one I know that giggles. First time I see you chuckle, LOL. Just kidding bro. Regarding KBGs acting, to us old futs like me and Kapa, yeah, bad actresses. However, to LVBs the 'WANT TO BELIEVE' factor is what blinds LVBs. Combine that with gullable and you got the making of a LVB. Yeah Uki, KBGs sell a fantasy, hense the reason many guys have nicknamed KBs as FANTASYLAND.
By the way, some of the words you use Kapakahi cracks me up. Words like Stooges, Shat, Hard-Headed Zombies. Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. LOL.That because of the TV and movies we watched while growing up: Night Of The Living Dead, Shaft, The 3 Stooges, F Troop, L'il Rascals, Car 54 Where Are You, Munsters, etc.
But none of these compare to the KBs (Peyton Place) , KBGs (Petticoat Junction) , and the LVBs (Green Acres). Can't wait to have Color and FMob Daze established as KB Special Events that are respected and rocks the house!
Its next weekend. You do NOT HAVE TO wear yellow, unless you want to. Yellow is what we want KBGs to wear. You do NOT HAVE TO reveal your I-D or even talk to other mongers. In other words, you can blend in with the non partcipants and LVBs. Private msg me for more info like where we going etc. EVERYONE INVITED including their dogs and other pets. Spectators that don't drink very much welcome. BTW, ice water at KBs free if no like spend ANY MONEY. You other spectators can hang out outside the KBs if you afraid to step into a KB. I expect Spoolge and Oco to go and besides, its in the AMP area so PM me. Come on bros, post or PM if you like go. No need be shame or sced. DO NOT REGRET having fun with KBGs on OUR TERMS. IF you can't go, its OK, well wishes welcome too. We embark on a dangerous mission men, but somebody's got to do it.
Its next weekend. You do NOT HAVE TO wear yellow, unless you want to. Yellow is what we want KBGs to wear. You do NOT HAVE TO reveal your I-D or even talk to other mongers. In other words, you can blend in with the non partcipants and LVBs. Private msg me for more info like where we going etc. EVERYONE INVITED including their dogs and other pets. Spectators that don't drink very much welcome. BTW, ice water at KBs free if no like spend ANY MONEY. You other spectators can hang out outside the KBs if you afraid to step into a KB. I expect Spoolge and Oco to go and besides, its in the AMP area so PM me. Come on bros, post or PM if you like go. No need be shame or sced. DO NOT REGRET having fun with KBGs on OUR TERMS. If you can't go, its OK, well wishes welcome too. We embark on a dangerous mission men, but somebody's got to do it.People are probably thinking about it. But, just feel awkward meeting people they don't know. Especially, people online. You know how it is, feel safer behind the pc but, when time to meet up.
"Nah, I dunno. Should I? Shit, I no like them know who I am."
Hehe.
Even I'm shame damn. Someone asks me who I am I going makeup some made up name. If someone says:
"Oh yah? Howcome I don't see you write or post anything?"
"It's because I just created the login to logon and check the pictures. I'm just a lurker. That's it"
Right there guys. No need worry about the I'D thing.
People are probably thinking about it. But, just feel awkward meeting people they don't know. Especially, people online. You know how it is, feel safer behind the pc but, when time to meet up.
"Nah, I dunno. Should I? Shit, I no like them know who I am."
Hehe.
Even I'm shame damn. Someone asks me who I am I going makeup some made up name. If someone says:
"Oh yah? Howcome I don't see you write or post anything?"
"It's because I just created the login to logon and check the pictures. I'm just a lurker. That's it"
Right there guys. No need worry about the I'D thing.Are you the type always gripe and monku at government but never vote? Going FM / yellow weekend is like voting. Its YOUR chance to make a difference and be part of history! BTW, would any of you vote for me for mayor? I would have cabinet meetings at the bars, LOL.
Splooge McDuck
06-16-12, 23:48
Its next weekend. You do NOT HAVE TO wear yellow, unless you want to. Yellow is what we want KBGs to wear. You do NOT HAVE TO reveal your I-D or even talk to other mongers. In other words, you can blend in with the non partcipants and LVBs. Private msg me for more info like where we going etc. EVERYONE INVITED including their dogs and other pets. Spectators that don't drink very much welcome. BTW, ice water at KBs free if no like spend ANY MONEY. You other spectators can hang out outside the KBs if you afraid to step into a KB. I expect Spoolge and Oco to go and besides, its in the AMP area so PM me. Come on bros, post or PM if you like go. No need be shame or sced. DO NOT REGRET having fun with KBGs on OUR TERMS. IF you can't go, its OK, well wishes welcome too. We embark on a dangerous mission men, but somebody's got to do it.Ahh, the only thing yellow I own is a Kobe Lakers home jersey. Fuckin shame wear that shit LOL.
Come on Lebron, you aint MJ without no rings son. Even D. Wayde got one.
But I'll try to be there, I want to so, let me know where to go, to see a sea of yellow fellows, who will be to shame to say hello.
Are you the type always gripe and monku at government but never vote? Going FM / yellow weekend is like voting. Its YOUR chance to make a difference and be part of history! BTW, would any of you vote for me for mayor? I would have cabinet meetings at the bars, LOL.I was doing the reverse psychology tactic Oldee. You know how it is when you try to encourage people, they be like:
"Nah, nah das alright. I'll think about it"
You try to encourage them more, they don't budge. Sometimes, some people actually decide to actually do it and participate when you do the reverse psychology on them. Next thing you know, the person thinks about it.
"Aah why not, I'm going to come"
Ellie doing the following (they obviously know about the threads) :
1. Tuesdays. $10 nekos.
2. Thu- theme (schoolgirl) nights.
3. Sat. Color theme (copycats) ; red for this week.
Laura / Lisa combo bunch of duds taking care of their golf group. Old fut, fat LVB spy on bar spilling the beans on two acquaintences (of mine) to Laura; big shot, diarrhea-of-the-mouth, know-it-all talking shat about KB customers. Goes all around to spread his crep (said he was going home to check on his sick wife; saw him at D'amour shortly thereafter) ; still shooting shat about what he supposedly knows about others to different KBGs. This kind guy is dangerous.
Anyway, with LVBs like this, nobody needs enemies; just enemas. We need to smother these types of LVBs.
Ellie doing the following (they obviously know about the threads) :
1. Tuesdays. $10 nekos.
2. Thu- theme (schoolgirl) nights.
3. Sat. Color theme (copycats) ; red for this week.
Laura / Lisa combo bunch of duds taking care of their golf group. Old fut, fat LVB spy on bar spilling the beans on two acquaintences (of mine) to Laura; big shot, diarrhea-of-the-mouth, know-it-all talking shat about KB customers. Goes all around to spread his crep (said he was going home to check on his sick wife; saw him at D'amour shortly thereafter) ; still shooting shat about what he supposedly knows about others to different KBGs. This kind guy is dangerous.
Anyway, with LVBs like this, nobody needs enemies; just enemas. We need to smother these types of LVBs.Red for this week? It's yellow gad dammit! I wonder if they even consulted with Shipshape first as he was the one who first came up with the color thing? Hehe. My goodness. For reals mongers unite already. Reading what Kapakahi just posted got me pumped up. Let's do this baby. Hit each bar like a hurricane storm. Coming in with a big group is fun. It's not often that you can get most of your friends to go bar on a given night. Going to a KB, club, strip bar is a lot more fun when you bring excitement to the place.
I know we told you about FlashMob / yellow weekend but we have further info for you. Listen up Patti, Brian (male mama) , Jun, Paula, Mimi, Jamie, Judy, Ellie, Eve, Yujin etc. WE KNOW YOU KNOW. Therefore your participation or NON participation will be rewarded accordingly. Don't have a yellow dress? A yellow flower in your hair will do. As mama, we further request you set the example by sitting outside the bar dressed in yellow greeting customers. You will not be disapointed if you do. Its up to you.
Was just looking online and was wondering if some of you guys would consider wearing this?
http://www.exclusivesuits.com/images/T/PT-93-YELLOW.jpg
Or, be more daring and wear this?
http://cdn103.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/514/864/623/l_fkJ9sexy-underwear-thong-g-string-w-pouch-for-men-yellow.jpg
This is a cool yellow T-Shirt to wear
http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/products/1450050/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=7/Yellow-Smile-if-you-re-horny!-T-Shirts-(Short-sleeve).png
Was just looking online and was wondering if some of you guys would consider wearing this?
http://www.exclusivesuits.com/images/T/PT-93-YELLOW.jpg
Or, be more daring and wear this?
http://cdn103.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/514/864/623/l_fkJ9sexy-underwear-thong-g-string-w-pouch-for-men-yellow.jpg
This is a cool yellow T-Shirt to wear.
http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/products/1450050/views/1, width=378, height=378, appearanceId=7 / Yellow-Smile-if-you-re-horny-T-Shirts- (Short-sleeve). PngNo try worm your way into my monopoly of the KB fashion business bra, I yellow piss off now. Aloha KB Fashion T Shirts NO KA OI!
Yah I saw that sign posted. Red! Well, I guess I won't be "Stopping" there for red this weekend. Got my raincoat to wear, but, I think I could use one of the high fashions you posted (the 1st one would go good with my raincoat. Does it come in small?). Need a posting as to where / when or a PM as I am a professional and never turn down a chance to flash.
Thursday / Friday went for some boto grabbing (mine) at the Viet bars, Sandy's & Cache. Got what I expected. Saw what I consider a mini-flash-mob heading into EG around 2ish (about 8 guys). Fell asleep on Saturday and missed the fun otherwise it would have been Casino. Got to luv the live reports as it saves on the "Spanning the Globe" routine. Haven't been out to PC or Pearl Ridge lately due to the high fuel.
SS
Yah I saw that sign posted. Red! Well, I guess I won't be "Stopping" there for red this weekend. Got my raincoat to wear, but, I think I could use one of the high fashions you posted (the 1st one would go good with my raincoat. Does it come in small?). Need a posting as to where / when or a PM as I am a professional and never turn down a chance to flash.
Thursday / Friday went for some boto grabbing (mine) at the Viet bars, Sandy's & Cache. Got what I expected. Saw what I consider a mini-flash-mob heading into EG around 2ish (about 8 guys). Fell asleep on Saturday and missed the fun otherwise it would have been Casino. Got to luv the live reports as it saves on the "Spanning the Globe" routine. Haven't been out to PC or Pearl Ridge lately due to the high fuel.
SSgot to have you flashing and will PM where and whens to you all.
For the Mobbing this Friday & Saturday:
1. Go to one (1) designated KB only, TBA; consider parking & bar counter capacities; small place OK in the beginning.
2. Mobbers converge at the site within 0-10 minutes of the designated time, TBA.
3. Enter, sit, order, and play it cool.
4. Order up to two (2) drinkies only; leave after pau.
5. Ask if they have * (something no more; like oysters, lobster, scallops) for pupus; that's the FM's mark. Then settle only for a small handful of peanuts. Need to establish a verbal, physical pattern or "mark" of the FMob so they know it was there. All the time playing cool.
6. Leave exactly three (3) bucks tip; say * (keyword or phrase) and leave. No look back.
7. The "mark" can be the keyword or phrase. Keep it simple by having ONE verbal or physical "mark" of the Mob.
8. This is all in fun; no making okole and shame.
The above are suggestions only; can divide into day and second shifts; got to be at the same KB or ask for the same KBG at approximately the same time."How come you not wearing yellow?" or whatever. Keep everything simple.
For the Mobbing this Friday & Saturday:
1. Go to one (1) designated KB only, TBA; consider parking & bar counter capacities; small place OK in the beginning.
2. Mobbers converge at the site within 0-10 minutes of the designated time, TBA.
3. Enter, sit, order, and play it cool.
4. Order up to two (2) drinkies only; leave after pau.
5. Ask if they have * (something no more; like oysters, lobster, scallops) for pupus; that's the FM's mark. Then settle only for a small handful of peanuts. Need to establish a verbal, physical pattern or "mark" of the FMob so they know it was there. All the time playing cool.
6. Leave exactly three (3) bucks tip; say * (keyword or phrase) and leave. No look back.
7. The "mark" can be the keyword or phrase. Keep it simple by having ONE verbal or physical "mark" of the Mob.
8. This is all in fun; no making okole and shame.
The above are suggestions only; can divide into day and second shifts; got to be at the same KB or ask for the same KBG at approximately the same time."How come you not wearing yellow?" or whatever. Keep everything simple.Will incorperate most of those suggestions and of course PM everyone that wants to go or even curious etc. Just want to add that we will also go to other bars later looking for KBGs in yellow and reward them. After the first bar, mongers can go together with other mongers or set out on their own agendas so as not to cramp their style, hehe.
Not been around the mongering action much lately but the talk of this yellow action is getting me curious!
I'm down just to screw with all the mamas and all their games they play.
This is just what I need to dive back into the monger life.
Not been around the mongering action much lately but the talk of this yellow action is getting me curious!
I'm down just to screw with all the mamas and all their games they play.
This is just what I need to dive back into the monger life.Yup, we have endured DECADES of KB and KBG BS and their games. Time to play OUR GAME. The only difference its good clean fun on our part not hurting anyone. Well, maybe small kine, LOL.
Captin Crunch
06-19-12, 02:35
Will Ashley from Twilight participate in yellow attire? Friday or Saturday?
It is a don't ask, don't tell event. Don't go asking the guy sitting next to you 'eh are you Uki? ' etc. This way guys can rest easy somewhat if they worried about LVB spys that happen to be around. Just go in the bar at the appointed time like you normally do and have fun. We can also blend in nicely with bystanders not part of FM. I KNOW some guys hesitant in going because SHAME like Uki said or worried about getting I-Dd so the don't ask policy will take care of that. Actually I really don't think we need to have a don't ask rule imo but best try make guys that leery comfortable. Having said that, I don't mind meeting you guys IF you like, just PM me. I'd love to meet you guys. Thats just me though, don't know about other guys. Most of the guys going long time members and frequent posters so really got nothing to worry about. Then there's the SILENT MAJORITY LURKERS. You guys just read and don't post. You guys can come too. The Saturday FM bar we go to will be posted Friday or Saturday here (depends how drunk we are). Friday's target is in PM. Oldee waiting for PMs, LOL.
Will Ashley from Twilight participate in yellow attire? Friday or Saturday?Aw man, now going get choke LVBs protecting her from us Mogo bro. I will PM you and Friday FMers what day. Aloha KB Intel services got to charge too you know. Hey Ashley, Mogo is our Champagne Buyer! He's going to be waiting to hear the magic words. BTW, where the hell is B E. We need him and his crazyness for FM!
Captin Crunch
06-19-12, 04:17
Aw man, now going get choke LVBs protecting her from us Mogo bro. I will PM you and Friday FMers what day. Aloha KB Intel services got to charge too you know. Hey Ashley, Mogo is our Champagne Buyer! He's going to be waiting to hear the magic words. BTW, where the hell is B E. We need him and his crazyness for FM!If I'm the champagne buyer Ashley will know who I am. She will laugh if a short, fat,bald ugly dude wants to buy her champagne. Plus, the lvb will protect her.
It is a don't ask, don't tell event. Don't go asking the guy sitting next to you 'eh are you Uki? ' etc. This way guys can rest easy somewhat if they worried about LVB spys that happen to be around.Maybe a FM "mark" (keyword, phrase, other) would not be a good idea in order to protect Mobbers (or Flashers, ala SS) from imposters, spies, and nieles. Regular, bar-hopping guys or new faces should have no problems then. You know if someone says,"Hi, I'm Kapa. Who are you?" that buggah is an imposter / spy / niele. Better to simply enter, mob, and leave the TBA site like "another customer." Maybe overreacting, but just trying to address a possible problem before the show.
If I'm the champagne buyer Ashley will know who I am. She will laugh if a short, fat,bald ugly dude wants to buy her champagne. Plus, the lvb will protect her.Thats exactly what I look like!
Thats exactly what I look like!ROFL! Shit, I just read this and I just cracked up laughing. Haha.
That's one thing about this thread. Someone's going to eventually write something that just makes you want to giggle/laugh.
How many KB mamas do you think will wear yellow this weekend? Knowing most of the mamas, my guess is 1 or 0, hehe. Thats OK, the bars are super slow so eventually when they get desparate enough, they MAY play ball with us. Hey Ellie, got that? Not red! Its yellow! Hey Jamie, you and your girls better be in yellow if you want to keep the momentum going at Casino. Hey Patti, pretty soon your regs going be shame be a Camelot LVB reg. All you other mamas would do well to play ball because THIS YEAR is the slowest in at least 20years. Its not just the economy, its your bad attitudes, bad service, rip off bs, and poor trained or no trained KBGs. I HEARD you mamas COMPLAIN so slow. WEAR YELLOW if you like do something about it.
How many KB mamas do you think will wear yellow this weekend? Knowing most of the mamas, my guess is 1 or 0, hehe. Its not just the economy, its your bad attitudes, bad service, rip off bs, and poor trained or no trained KBGs. I HEARD you mamas COMPLAIN so slow.The safest guess is nada. These types are too egotistical (You got to Do For Me) , ignorant (I Bettah Than You) , and arrogant (No Tell Me Nothing; I Know Everything) Get a kick listening and observing the KBGs' views on everything from A-Z and beyond; wonder how they can survive thinking that they're the best. No can help.
The KB FM is around the corner; Mobbers are basically helping the chosen KB by going there and giving them business. Of course, they won't appreciate it so I hope we'll go to a KB with a decent KB figurehead (if any).
Captin Crunch
06-20-12, 13:25
How many KB mamas do you think will wear yellow this weekend? Knowing most of the mamas, my guess is 1 or 0, hehe. Thats OK, the bars are super slow so eventually when they get desparate enough, they MAY play ball with us. Hey Ellie, got that? Not red! Its yellow! Hey Jamie, you and your girls better be in yellow if you want to keep the momentum going at Casino. Hey Patti, pretty soon your regs going be shame be a Camelot LVB reg. All you other mamas would do well to play ball because THIS YEAR is the slowest in at least 20years. Its not just the economy, its your bad attitudes, bad service, rip off bs, and poor trained or no trained KBGs. I HEARD you mamas COMPLAIN so slow. WEAR YELLOW if you like do something about it.Oldee,
If they don't have yellow dress and want to sit outside to let us know that they are participating, can they "tie a Yellow Ribbon" on their front door? Just like a smoke signal!
Its not just the economy, its your bad attitudes, bad service, rip off bs, and poor trained or no trained KBGs. I HEARD you mamas COMPLAIN so slow. WEAR YELLOW if you like do something about it.I hope you are only buying nekos for KBGs in the designated color who have positive attitudes, provide good service, don't rip off and BS, and are well-trained. Seems to me that eliminates 98% of the ones with piss poor attitudes, who give crappy service, who BS to rip punters off, and who received on the job training from others with piss poor attitudes, who give crappy service, who BS and rip off customers.
Oldee,
If they don't have yellow dress and want to sit outside to let us know that they are participating, can they "tie a Yellow Ribbon" on their front door? Just like a smoke signal!They can also have yellow handbags, ear rings, shoes, flowers in the hair, etc. I just know I won't be buying any neko for girls not in YELLOW. Rumor has it that LVBs will be out this weekend desparately trying to protect their DKBG from us guys so ladies, you got to thank us even if you not going wear yellow. We will be posting more on snobs, robs, and princesses in the near future so don't say you wernt warned girls. The Flash Mob is coming!
The Flash Mob is coming!Any rules for this FMing? One, two drinks and out; stay if you like; use own judgment?
THIS YEAR is the slowest in at least 20years. Its not just the economy, its your bad attitudes, bad service, rip off bs, and poor trained or no trained KBGs. I HEARD you mamas COMPLAIN so slow. WEAR YELLOW if you like do something about it.Some things never change. They will always blame the economy (or tax season) and are far too headstrong to ever admit fault. You could accuse them of the things in the list, but they will justify it by proclaiming they "have to makkey money".
Reminds me of that scene in the latest Rocky film where he tells his son about people who blame their difficulties on others.
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