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While talking with Kapa recently, we mused about how in America, KBs could only exist in its format and culture here in Hawaii altho I'm sure there's variations on the mainland but not to the extent we have here and as many KBs in a small population and area. Why is this? I believe its because local guys got aloha and generally NICE and accepting. No can say no. Then these nice guys start getting attached to the girls which starts them on the path to LVBland. This addiction can be every bit as expensive as drugs.
Then there is a new culture starting up recently. The FMs. ONLY in Hawaii has there been an organized meeting of usasg forum mongers where they meet face to face and share info. The only objectives are to have more success with hunting these women, other fun, and helping LVBs reform. Hawaii is a special place. Just my opinion of course, hehe.
What is LVB (new term for me as can't say I followed the usasg much until recently)
And amen to what you said Oldee though never really thought about it. When I'm mongering overseas in the Middle East or Eastern Europe you have punter meetup's all the time. Hell I have even crashed at some mongers on isgf pads pre-organized as one punter to another instead of getting a hotel. That being said, almost never have these run ins in the US. Probably a liability thing.
What is LVB (new term for me as can't say I followed the usasg much until recently)
And amen to what you said Oldee though never really thought about it. When I'm mongering overseas in the Middle East or Eastern Europe you have punter meetup's all the time. Hell I have even crashed at some mongers on isgf pads pre-organized as one punter to another instead of getting a hotel. That being said, almost never have these run ins in the US. Probably a liability thing.Howzit Lomion bro. LVB just means loverboy. A guy that that pursues a provider in pursuit of some type of personal relationship. IE: Boyfriend / marriage intentions. I know LVBs exist all over the world, especially in asia, but the term LVB is used only here AFAIK.
No can say no. Then these nice guys start getting attached to the girls which starts them on the path to LVBland. This addiction can be every bit as expensive as drugs. Just my opinion of course, hehe.Get twisted by their DKBGs. These KBGs all (not some) got to do the 'banana split' for make money; how else? And they always on the lookout for innocent guys like MM, quiet guys like BE, or shy guys like Kapa to corrupt. Fuj already one marked man; Oldee already getting free grab bags!
These LVBs (or DKBG addicts) not going learn too soon so let's enjoy the show and let them spend for us, LOL! BTY, we need more candid camera shots; that would put this thread over-the-top! Thanks!
Captin Crunch
10-25-12, 01:13
While talking with Kapa recently, we mused about how in America, KBs could only exist in its format and culture here in Hawaii altho I'm sure there's variations on the mainland but not to the extent we have here and as many KBs in a small population and area. Why is this? I believe its because local guys got aloha and generally NICE and accepting. No can say no. Then these nice guys start getting attached to the girls which starts them on the path to LVBland. This addiction can be every bit as expensive as drugs.
Then there is a new culture starting up recently. The FMs. ONLY in Hawaii has there been an organized meeting of usasg forum mongers where they meet face to face and share info. The only objectives are to have more success with hunting these women, other fun, and helping LVBs reform. Hawaii is a special place. Just my opinion of course, hehe.Very well put Oldee. Thats why you are regarded as the Govenor of the Korean Bar Loverboyland on Oahu. No need to vote on this. You win hands down.
Thats why you are regarded as the Govenor of the Korean Bar Loverboyland on Oahu. No need to vote on this. You win hands down.Only a King like you are can appoint a govener without voting. As govener, can make beer tax and proceeds go to me? Oddawise I no like the job.
Very well put Oldee. Thats why you are regarded as the Govenor of the Korean Bar Loverboyland on Oahu. No need to vote on this. You win hands down.How can he be governor he post on the wrong thread, and you can't be LT. Governor you spell governor wrong.
Just joking LOL
Enjoy and have fun oldman alohaoe
How can he be governor he post on the wrong thread, and you can't be LT. Governor you spell governor wrong.
Just joking LOL
Enjoy and have fun oldman alohaoeEh, no tease me just because I LEVEL2 stupid ah. LOL. However, just remember that when you the boss, you can spell any way you like because the king make new rules as he sees fit. LOL.
Captin Crunch
10-26-12, 01:22
Anyone going bar watch the game? I no more friends, so I like know where going get plenty house pupus and no girls asking for nekos. Any bar gett any specials like this? Willing to go to the westside too.
Eh, no tease me just because I LEVEL2 stupid ah. LOL. However, just remember that when you the boss, you can spell any way you like because the king make new rules as he sees fit. LOL.So then YOU the Big Boss Hoss! Atleast you finally acknowledged it! LOL!
So then YOU the Big Boss Hoss! Atleast you finally acknowledged it! LOL!I'm just the King's SPOKESPERSON, LOL. I get big mout das why.
Captin Crunch
10-26-12, 12:57
I'm just the King's SPOKESPERSON, LOL. I get big mout das why.Who are you referring to as the King? Not me I hope! I am just an average "Joe" that being doing this stuff for way too many years. Just so happens I go Kalihi alot. Mainly becuz they open earlier than town bars and the older MILF play early.
Might drink a few after work. Anybody want to join my squad pm me. Captain Oldee? General Fuj?
Who are you referring to as the King? Not me I hope! I am just an average "Joe" that being doing this stuff for way too many years. Just so happens I go Kalihi alot. Mainly becuz they open earlier than town bars and the older MILF play early.Whatever you say, LOL. Acually FM guys just like to give each other nicknames and tease each other. No mo bosses, we all same, young and old. We INclusive, not exclusive. We even have and accept LVBs, lol.
Might drink a few after work. Anybody want to join my squad pm me. Captain Oldee? General Fuj?I busy but pretty sure Fuj, Mogo, Vapor, B E etc like go if their schedules allow. I expect plenty Live reports. Others that neva go with Lumps yet should PM him and go too.
Anyone going bar watch the game? I no more friends, so I like know where going get plenty house pupus and no girls asking for nekos. Any bar gett any specials like this? Willing to go to the westside too.Kapa probably going watch the 1P game; Kapiolani-side. Places I get in mind meet all your requirements (except Westside). Will PM the core guys; serious-only, interested guys PM for info.
Captin Crunch
10-27-12, 01:41
Might drink a few after work. Anybody want to join my squad pm me. Captain Oldee? General Fuj?Where you at? Town or kalihi?
Where you at? Town or kalihi?Can't wait to read about your adventures in Pearl City; haven't been to that side in ages.
Acually FM guys just like to give each other nicknames and tease each other. We even have and accept LVBs, lol.FMers got "Bonanza:" Hoss (Oldee) , Joe (MM) , Adam (Fuj) , Ben (BE) , and Hop Sing (yours truly). The LVBs are the Indians and DKBGs are Petticoat Junction.
PMs already sent; join a possible Crossover FM! PM by 11A due to Kapa's work sked; or later (Oldee, MM, Fuj). BE is DKBG MIA!
Captin Crunch
10-27-12, 12:30
Can't wait to read about your adventures in Pearl City; haven't been to that side in ages.Nothing really to report except sometimes good to get away from the familiar places and faces. Different scenery and aroma in the air brings a little excitement to your normal routine. Although Wangn wasnt happy with the one he was sitting with, she had sense of humor. She even drank big bottle Budweiser! Another forum bro (who I will not name) had his elbow busy wen his "friend" massaged her C's on his back. Me and the "old man" just sat down, drank our beerus, and ate pupus.
Later me and one other bro went next door to see if a friend from Kalihi moved out to pc. She was dea. Had another few beerus and left.
Neva buy neko except for the bartender who brought us the pupus. Was fun. Reporting from the westside; over and out.
Thanks to UH Game Mini DFM participants; especially to BE for being himself (I think). Overheard a LVB / DKBG conversation on the bar regarding them: "I no likey just do one time; you got to be only for me; nobody else. I go get one nodda drink;" "I going home already; no more money;" "NO! You stay here. I go get drink, check customah, and then come back, OK Honey? You stay heeya!" LOL! This was a classic case of manipulation and brainwashing. The KBGs do and say the same old shat everytime and there's always a spineless jellyfish right there. No wonder DKBGs think they can push anybody around and that they shat ice cream, LOL! Stay NEON and join FM.
Kapa will be joining us for NFM in a few weeks after he prepares himself with 1 bottle geritol a day. There is no DFM this week due to Kapa busy but that just means I will be fresh for NFM, LOL. Thanks for Saturday's DFM Kapa.
Are you bored with the same ole same ole or new to hostess bars? I got the answer for you bros. Go join in the fun at the FM. Every guy who ever went FM and met other FMers enjoyed themselves without exception. Newbie or veteran, you get treated as a equal. No mo stuffy high nose humorless FM guys. Just regular joes that like to have MORE fun, intel, play, for less money. Whats not to like? We are regular guys but many FM guys get CHOKE knowledge about the bar scene and happy to share info. If your schedule allows, I encourage you to come. Take Fuj for example. He went from lurker to frequent poster to FM Captain! LOL. Eh Fuj, going cost you 2 beers for me writing this, LOL. Eh Uki, I going kidnap you from the AMP so wear your mauijims saturday. Dancing will be involved.
Are you bored with the same ole same ole or new to hostess bars? I got the answer for you bros. Go join in the fun at the FM. Every guy who ever went FM and met other FMers enjoyed themselves without exception. Newbie or veteran, you get treated as a equal. No mo stuffy high nose humorless FM guys. Just regular joes that like to have MORE fun, intel, play, for less money. Whats not to like? We are regular guys but many FM guys get CHOKE knowledge about the bar scene and happy to share info. If your schedule allows, I encourage you to come. Take Fuj for example. He went from lurker to frequent poster to FM Captain! LOL. Eh Fuj, going cost you 2 beers for me writing this, LOL. Eh Uki, I going kidnap you from the AMP so wear your mauijims saturday. Dancing will be involved.Gosh, Oldee, this FM thing is starting to amass into something big where they'll be more FM dudes than all the BGs from all the hostess bars in all of HI combined. LOL. BTW, your comment at the end made me giggle.
Gosh, Oldee, this FM thing is starting to amass into something big where they'll be more FM dudes than all the BGs from all the hostess bars in all of HI combined. LOL. BTW, your comment at the end made me giggle.I am in town, I would like to hang out, but not exactly sure when and where. If there is a meet up this evening please let me know.
Kapa will be joining us for NFM in a few weeks after he prepares himself with 1 bottle geritol a day. Thanks for Saturday's DFM Kapa.That was planned for the Thanksgiving holiday week / weekend but may be sooner. There will be an early DFM for the UH vs Fresno game; same time (12N) ; place to be announced sometime Thursday / Friday via PM. Kapa probably leaving during third quarter, approximately 3P. Geritol now on sale so bought one case to get ready to stay out later than 6P!
We are regular guys but many FM guys get CHOKE knowledge about the bar scene and happy to share info. If your schedule allows, I encourage you to come. Take Fuj for example. He went from lurker to frequent poster to FM Captain! LOL.The FM is growing thanks to guys like Jehutz, Lumps, Fuj, and the rest who choose not to take shat from the KBGs and come out to talk story and have fun. Don't be a LVB; become a FMer!
Lowlys One
10-30-12, 06:18
I am in town, I would like to hang out, but not exactly sure when and where. If there is a meet up this evening please let me know.We meet up on Friday (late afternoon through the night) , Saturday (afternoon through the night) , where will be posted by Friday.
Fujikurasplice
10-30-12, 11:43
NFM schedule for Kapiolani has been PMed to the FMers. If you didn't get PM, let me know.
What's a fm.Bro Bear73 fm is "flash mob" where guys of like minds and "tako" hands get together for drinking / comraderie! Nice to put faces behind the persona if you know what I mean.
What's a fm.Eh Uki, was waiting for you to explain it you lazy bugga. FM is just forum guys going out drinking together and having fun. Bear bro, look forward sometime to a report from you of any KB experiences, past or present. Questions and comments are ok but reports even better.
We meet up on Friday (late afternoon through the night) , Saturday (afternoon through the night) , where will be posted by Friday.You so mean! You should post it at least by Thursday! Ocoee bro waiting for you man. LOL
Candyman808
10-30-12, 23:02
Sup all, I'm kind of new to posting, I've been checking out the site for about a month or so. And it seems like FM is the place to meet other mongers and have a great time. So my info on myself, I've been to a few bars; EG, Butterfly's, casino, business, Maya's, and frequent SPII or III. A few friends showed me to these types of bars about 5 yrs ago. I hope I don't fall under the category of a LVB, but I don't pursue any of the KBG. Yet I tend to spend, what I think is a lot of $$+. So I need to learn from the best at this game. Anything else you guy like know just ask!
Eh Uki, was waiting for you to explain it you lazy bugga. FM is just forum guys going out drinking together and having fun. Bear bro, look forward sometime to a report from you of any KB experiences, past or present. Questions and comments are ok but reports even better.Thank 4 the ansr. Sound interesting tho.
Gosh, Oldee, this FM thing is starting to amass into something big where they'll be more FM dudes than all the BGs from all the hostess bars in all of HI combined. LOL. BTW, your comment at the end made me giggle.I go back to original statements that I took heat for. We need the loverboys. They need to support our BPG's (Bar Play Girls). What a sad scene it would be if there were more FM dudes than BGs. I hope I don't live to see the day. 'Course what the heck do I know? I like to count myself in the ranks of the losers.
Ss
I go back to original statements that I took heat for. We need the loverboys. They need to support our BPG's (Bar Play Girls). What a sad scene it would be if there were more FM dudes than BGs. I hope I don't live to see the day. 'Course what the heck do I know? I like to count myself in the ranks of the losers.
SsFM won't get THAT popular, just enough to make more KBGs pay more attention to us sukebe guys. Lol. YOU are co founder of FMs and we got the same goals bro. I love KBs and no like them go away. I just like them put out more and rob less. Eh, Fuj, you sent SS the FM sched? Dont forget the sukebe FM co founder.
What's a fm.A flash mob (or flashmob) is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a place, perform an unusual and seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment, satire, and artistic expression. Flash mobs are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral emails.
Our FMs are a form of the above to express discontent with LVBs, DKBGs, and general crappy attitude and treatment of the KBs / KBGs toward their customers. We ain't taking their shat anymore!
Sup all, I'm kind of new to posting, I've been checking out the site for about a month or so. And it seems like FM is the place to meet other mongers and have a great time. So my info on myself, I've been to a few bars; EG, Butterfly's, casino, business, Maya's, and frequent SPII or III. A few friends showed me to these types of bars about 5 yrs ago. I hope I don't fall under the category of a LVB, but I don't pursue any of the KBG. Yet I tend to spend, what I think is a lot of $$+. So I need to learn from the best at this game. Anything else you guy like know just ask!How many beers you going buy me at the FM? LOL. Yes, I kidding. Oh next question. Do you sing or dance? Yes I serious. Got to answer before you can go FM.
Captin Crunch
10-31-12, 02:08
FM won't get THAT popular, just enough to make more KBGs pay more attention to us sukebe guys. Lol. YOU are co founder of FMs and we got the same goals bro. I love KBs and no like them go away. I just like them put out more and rob less. Eh, Fuj, you sent SS the FM sched? Dont forget the sukebe FM co founder.Oldee like Kb but no like sit next to any girls. U got to teach the young guns that Oldee get game.
Candyman808
10-31-12, 02:20
How many beers you going buy me at the FM? LOL. Yes, I kidding. Oh next question. Do you sing or dance? Yes I serious. Got to answer before you can go FM.Idk, how many can you drink? And I don't mind buying a few rounds. And I don't dance unless its with a chick, so I'd have to choose sing but that would be after about 6 beers. And I sure as hell don't dance Gungnam style, only the hand motions. But I'm not promising any thing this weekend, not to sure if ill be able to make it out due to a party.
Oldee like Kb but no like sit next to any girls. U got to teach the young guns that Oldee get game.I'm a soda drinking loser! I don't know any KBGs that would sit with me.
Oldee like Kb but no like sit next to any girls. U got to teach the young guns that Oldee get game.MM brings up an interesting subject; not of Oldee, but of KBGs and "game." The game, IMO, comes from the DKBGs and their constant search for ways to create security for themselves; either you eat or you will be eaten. That's the real game.
LVBs, too nice guys, and dummies are seeking security, too (for themselves and their DKBGs). Sukebe FMers, on the other hand, are realistic; give-and-take. The guys with "game." LOL!
DFM info for the Saturday. 1P game, will be via PM on Friday, Kapiolani-side. Start time will be 1230-1P; maybe changing KB at halftime. 130-2P. Kapa may leave, approx. 3P. Hope the DFM doesn't clash with the (already set) NFN. Sorry Oldee, but the DFM wasn't supposed to be scheduled; another test for your "game." LOL!
I'm a soda drinking loser! I don't know any KBGs that would sit with me.Uh oh. When I started going to KBs, I drank soda too. Wimpy Loser. Maybe that's why the vultures came to me.
Then I started having alcohol instead and would get pretty drunk. Drunk Loser. Maybe that's why the vultures came to me.
Then I started going AMPs, and would arrive smelling of alcohol, but welcomed by ms as though it were a Red Cross Shelter. Some nights I was so drunk I just let the girl do whatever as I lay there and watch the ceiling spin; at least they thought it was funny. Drunk Horny Loser.
Now I seldom sit with girls because they're beautiful young sexy selfish lazy assholes.
The shoe is on the other foot.
Back into my cave I go.
Idk, how many can you drink? And I don't mind buying a few rounds. And I don't dance unless its with a chick, so I'd have to choose sing but that would be after about 6 beers. And I sure as hell don't dance Gungnam style, only the hand motions. But I'm not promising any thing this weekend, not to sure if ill be able to make it out due to a party.Made you sked ah? No need sing, dance or buy me drinks unless you want to, LOL.
Candyman808
10-31-12, 16:12
Nah bradah Oldee not scared, as long as you no drain my pockets like the KBG do. Regular drinks fine, overpriced drinks fuk that shit! But if you only drink soda, got to fine one place with free refills!
Nah bradah Oldee not scared, as long as you no drain my pockets like the KBG do. Regular drinks fine, overpriced drinks fuk that shit! But if you only drink soda, got to fine one place with free refills!No worry bro, the beauty of FMs is more fun for less money. We not going allow you to get robbed, even if we set you up with a hottie, lol. BTW, my soda kinda strong and you wouldn't want to know how much I drink, LOL.
WraithOfGod
11-01-12, 01:51
No worry bro, the beauty of FMs is more fun for less money. We not going allow you to get robbed, even if we set you up with a hottie, lol. BTW, my soda kinda strong and you wouldn't want to know how much I drink, LOL.My soda brings all the BGs to the yard and they're like,"let me make you hard." Damn right, they make me hard. I could teach you, but they all charge.
MM brings up an interesting subject; not of Oldee, but of KBGs and "game." The game, IMO, comes from the DKBGs and their constant search for ways to create security for themselves; either you eat or you will be eaten. That's the real game.
LVBs, too nice guys, and dummies are seeking security, too (for themselves and their DKBGs). Sukebe FMers, on the other hand, are realistic; give-and-take. The guys with "game." LOL!Translation if you didn't understand Kapa is that ALL games that KBGs play are designed to get the customer's money among other things. Thats the game LVBs play. They don't know that other games even exist at KBs. Why? Lust is blind, LOL.
FM guys play many different games at the bars and its designed to have more fun for WAAAAY less money. For starters, there's the INTERVIEW game. Then there's the OCTOPUS HANDS game for the playgirls.(SS knows this one well). For big game hunters, there's the catch the TROPHY GIRL game for advanced students. There are also many variations of these games depending on target and situations. Don't know these games well or not at all? Come FM and find out! LOL.
FSU vs UH Saturday DFM sked just posted via PM. Serious others just PM. Eh, BE, make space for messages or Kapa going stalk you, too (at your DKBG's place)! Come and join us for coffee, soda, tea and cookies.
FSU vs UH Saturday DFM sked just posted via PM. Serious others just PM. Eh, BE, make space for messages or Kapa going stalk you, too (at your DKBG's place)! Come and join us for coffee, soda, tea and cookies.Kapa going be about one hour late at the start due to work.
Please, let Kapa reiterate (again; many times, in fact; last time, already) once again: all KBGs have a price whether it's monetary or otherwise. They will also deny that they do or did anything lewd or lascivious because work made them do it. They've learned to separate themselves and their bodies at work. Actually, it's an excuse or neurotic response for being a ****. So no be surprised and just offer "pay for play;" don't know of any active KBG that will turn the money or moment down. If unbelievable by anybody, then Kapa believes they're a naive LVB Supreme. BTW, no look around like one loser because the other losers going look at you.
Captin Crunch
11-03-12, 11:34
Please, let Kapa reiterate (again; many times, in fact; last time, already) once again: all KBGs have a price whether it's monetary or otherwise. They will also deny that they do or did anything lewd or lascivious because work made them do it. They've learned to separate themselves and their bodies at work. Actually, it's an excuse or neurotic response for being a ****. So no be surprised and just offer "pay for play;" don't know of any active KBG that will turn the money or moment down. If unbelievable by anybody, then Kapa believes they're a naive LVB Supreme. BTW, no look around like one loser because the other losers going look at you.Still waiting to get play from mary. Since someone posted about her pay for play, her prices have gone up because she is so popular now. Plus no like the noisy drunken patrons there. Anyone know what her going rate is now? Last time she quoted me $$ princess price. Rather go ichiban and get b2b table shower for that price. Could never get the under $ price from her.
Still waiting to get play from mary. Since someone posted about her pay for play, her prices have gone up because she is so popular now. Plus no like the noisy drunken patrons there. Anyone know what her going rate is now? Last time she quoted me $$ princess price. Rather go ichiban and get b2b table shower for that price. Could never get the under $ price from her.That's Supply and Demand. She even talking sassy and making princessy action now; just picking up tip from the bar counter without even asking. She also get one guy on the hook for something $five figures. Kapa now boycotting Mary's expanding okole for two weeks now. She acting like one glorified Miss (Old) Korea now thanks to the naive LVBs and chumps. You wannabees don't know this snake; bigtime actress from Blue Sea.
Belot Eater
11-03-12, 23:17
That's Supply and Demand. She even talking sassy and making princessy action now; just picking up tip from the bar counter without even asking. She also get one guy on the hook for something $five figures. Kapa now boycotting Mary's expanding okole for two weeks now. She acting like one glorified Miss (Old) Korea now thanks to the naive LVBs and chumps. You wannabees don't know this snake; bigtime actress from Blue Sea.Heard the story about her. That kind story make me glad I'm not rich. My limit is only a couple LD and den run out of money den go home, play time over.
Fujikurasplice
11-04-12, 17:27
Heard the story about her. That kind story make me glad I'm not rich. My limit is only a couple LD and den run out of money den go home, play time over.BE, you don't have to be rich, with your charm and personality, she'll give it to you for free because you're so cute and cuddly. Mary will be buying you expensive gifts.
Would you refuse to play with a tasty sexy playgirl for 1 drink or less? It seems like a given question but youd be surprised, lol. What about a playgirl sandwich? You and your buddy got her in the middle. This not a trick question or not sure playgirl. I know BE would not for example since he one loyal LVB. No reply? Must be you wouldnt, lol. Wast BE that refused tho, was some other bros, lol. The excuses was funny, lol.
Fujikurasplice
11-05-12, 05:52
Would you refuse to play with a tasty sexy playgirl for 1 drink or less? It seems like a given question but youd be surprised, lol. What about a playgirl sandwich? You and your buddy got her in the middle. This not a trick question or not sure playgirl. I know BE would not for example since he one loyal LVB. No reply? Must be you wouldnt, lol. Wast BE that refused tho, was some other bros, lol. The excuses was funny, lol.Wasn't interested in playgirl, because BE is my DKBG. BE and I was holding hands under the table while you guys was checking out KBGs. Yeah, that's me, a forum loser drinking green tea all night long.
Wasn't interested in playgirl, because BE is my DKBG. BE and I was holding hands under the table while you guys was checking out KBGs. Yeah, that's me, a forum loser drinking green tea all night long.Actually didn't want everyone to know you was partly part of it, LOL. I no like share too when opportunity arises, LOL. I just wanted UkiSlamma and CC to know what they missed out on. Too bad CC no like drink with me, LOL.
Would you refuse to play with a tasty sexy playgirl for 1 drink or less? It seems like a given question but youd be surprised, lol. What about a playgirl sandwich? You and your buddy got her in the middle. This not a trick question or not sure playgirl. I know BE would not for example since he one loyal LVB. No reply? Must be you wouldnt, lol. Wast BE that refused tho, was some other bros, lol. The excuses was funny, lol.Guess nobody here like play with playgirls, LOL. So the question is not does she play but rather do you? lol. No sense ask if you no play. Must be you guys hiding DKBGs ah? lol. BTW Blade, I can cook fine dining food believe it or not and so can BE, LOL.
Will this be UH's breakthrough game or will Boise break the 'Bows after a loss last week? Come to this early game on Saturday. 11/10/12; insider intel, jokes, and strategies. Security tips: LVB, DKBG, KBG, and Freak interests of FM identities and movements are high. BE, we need your kokua as coordinator of Advanced Movement Patrol Services (AMPs)! Places and times to follow via PM.
Still waiting to get play from mary. Since someone posted about her pay for play, her prices have gone up because she is so popular now.Secure, confidential, reliable info to be shared amongst reliable FMers hereon.
Belot Eater
11-08-12, 13:06
Will this be UH's breakthrough game or will Boise break the 'Bows after a loss last week? Come to this early game on Saturday. 11/10/12; insider intel, jokes, and strategies. Security tips: LVB, DKBG, KBG, and Freak interests of FM identities and movements are high. BE, we need your kokua as coordinator of Advanced Movement Patrol Services (AMPs)! Places and times to follow via PM.Sorry Kapa, I can't lead or be captain cause I be working till nine. That's why Oldee got to lead cause until I have a off day at work were I can be at the fm from beginning to end, I just can not. Sorry miss you on Sunday as I was tired, got a job (not a blow job) this cumming Sunday too.
While doing a recon of town bars the other night, all the bars were as I expected with the usual hustler KBGs and LVBs alike. Many princessy KBGs with no clue how to keep customers even tho they may be hotties. My last stop was Splash and while drinking my beer, a KBG I never seen before smiled at me and said hi while the girl serving me went to get me another beer. Nothing unusual I thought. I drink fast, hehe. KBG goes to get me another beer. Same girl walks up to me and says hi again. Not bad looking but no customer. I notice she sat close to my table and between looking at her self in the mirror and watching our table to see when I'd be alone. Third time, same thing as she says,"hi, how are you?" Fine I say, then she sits at a booth next to mine alone. Fourth time as the KBG goes to get another beer, she comes up to me and says,"Don't you want to sit with ME? I laughed and said I already sitting with someone and smiled. She left with a mad face of indignation like "how dare you refuse ME!". I later asked who she was but the girl I sat with didn't know her name except her nickname was Miss Narcisstic Queen, LOL. I was told there are 3 of them at Splash now. Narcisstic Queen went back to looking at herself in the mirror and I'm told does that at least every 10 minutes, LOL. Anyhow, if you sit with any girls at Splash and they been there less than 6 months, you might meet one of them narcissitic princesses or the queen herself. I thought to myself how the KBGs these days are different for the worse as thier attitudes border on crazy. Maybe because got so many these days, they think its normal since so many of them like that, LOL.
Belot Eater
11-08-12, 20:53
Would you refuse to play with a tasty sexy playgirl for 1 drink or less? It seems like a given question but youd be surprised, lol. What about a playgirl sandwich? You and your buddy got her in the middle. This not a trick question or not sure playgirl. I know BE would not for example since he one loyal LVB. No reply? Must be you wouldnt, lol. Wast BE that refused tho, was some other bros, lol. The excuses was funny, lol.Yep, I'm proud to be a lvb and loving every minute of it.
Yep, I'm proud to be a lvb and loving every minute of it.Now you no need be shame, LOL.
While doing a recon of town bars the other night, all the bars were as I expected with the usual hustler KBGs and LVBs alike. Many princessy KBGs with no clue how to keep customers even tho they may be hotties. My last stop was Splash and while drinking my beer, a KBG I never seen before smiled at me and said hi while the girl serving me went to get me another beer. Nothing unusual I thought. I drink fast, hehe. KBG goes to get me another beer. Same girl walks up to me and says hi again. Not bad looking but no customer. I notice she sat close to my table and between looking at her self in the mirror and watching our table to see when I'd be alone. Third time, same thing as she says,"hi, how are you?" Fine I say, then she sits at a booth next to mine alone. Fourth time as the KBG goes to get another beer, she comes up to me and says,"Don't you want to sit with ME? I laughed and said I already sitting with someone and smiled. She left with a mad face of indignation like "how dare you refuse ME!". I later asked who she was but the girl I sat with didn't know her name except her nickname was Miss Narcisstic Queen, LOL. I was told there are 3 of them at Splash now. Narcisstic Queen went back to looking at herself in the mirror and I'm told does that at least every 10 minutes, LOL. Anyhow, if you sit with any girls at Splash and they been there less than 6 months, you might meet one of them narcissitic princesses or the queen herself. I thought to myself how the KBGs these days are different for the worse as thier attitudes border on crazy. Maybe because got so many these days, they think its normal since so many of them like that, LOL.Wow interesting.
I never seem to make it to Splash, but with a distinctive description like that it's almost like I need to go look; tonight!
I've noticed a pattern with you, Oldee; if there's a gorgeous hostess anywhere within the walls of the bar, she becomes very infatuated with you and comes right over. Then, when I go to check out your recommendations, they never seem to be there. I wonder if you are stockpiling them in your home(s) :).
I think in this case, you broke the Queen's heart.
I seen your I going check Splash tonite post you just deleted, LOL. She not that hot BTW, which makes it more funny, LOL. They just trying to steal customers is all.
Narcisstic Queen went back to looking at herself in the mirror and I'm told does that at least every 10 minutes, LOL. I thought to myself how the KBGs these days are different for the worse as thier attitudes border on crazy.It's the "I love me" syndrome. All KBGs have this personality disorder due to the attention they receive from cockeyed LVBs. Kapa one looza, but not LVB blind!
Yep, I'm proud to be a lvb and loving every minute of it.A minute is an eternity in LVB Land when getting hammered for nekos and insulted at the same time, LOL! It's like paying one snake not to bite your okole when provoked; it ain't going to happen! Come FM for your antivenom.
Due to long weekend and schedule change; Kapa going see game with ticketed civilians so someone else can takeover the DFM! Tentative Solo Mini DFM instead on Sunday. 130-2P; open invitation; details via PM to follow.
Sorry Kapa, I can't lead or be captain cause I be working till nine. That's why Oldee got to lead cause until I have a off day at work were I can be at the fm from beginning to end, I just can not. Sorry miss you on Sunday as I was tired, got a job (not a blow job) this cumming Sunday too.We used to START NFMs at 9pm and agenda was only a few bars. You just lazy like Mogo. LOL. As for being loud, its cool as long as you no say my name. Plenty guys loud at bars and they not part of the forum. I'm on the MOST WANTED to kill me list and I drink with you so other guys shouldn't worry since you talk to non forum guys at the bars too. You and Mogo good at excuses ah? LOL
Wow interesting.
I never seem to make it to Splash, but with a distinctive description like that it's almost like I need to go look; tonight!
I've noticed a pattern with you, Oldee; if there's a gorgeous hostess anywhere within the walls of the bar, she becomes very infatuated with you and comes right over. Then, when I go to check out your recommendations, they never seem to be there. I wonder if you are stockpiling them in your home (s).
I think in this case, you broke the Queen's heart.And just get the private tour, LOL. I'm a looza tho and so sometimes KBGs target me because I look like easy money, LOL. They not attracted to handsome guys as much as ole fut possible LVB suckers, LOL.
Taking a chance and going to the watch the game live; maybe the breakthrough game of the season (we certainly need one). KB Kalihi-side to celebrate the upset W. Maybe look at an orca or Star Wars villain with xl pinks. Yeow!
PMs sent to DFM regs, principal posters, characters, and Most Wanteds.
Hawaii Raven
11-11-12, 23:00
PMs sent to DFM regs, principal posters, characters, and Most Wanteds.So where's this DFM at? Can anyone pm me perhaps and maybe we can come join in the fun.
Fujikurasplice
11-12-12, 00:05
PMs sent to DFM regs, principal posters, characters, and Most Wanteds.Going home from DFM, about 5:50pm HPD stopped somebody on the freeway between the Piikoi onramp and Punahou off ramp. The driver was walking the straight line. Hope he passes. Everyone be careful out there, it's that time of year again.
Think you can handle NFM later this month? LOL. Did you get juicy scoops about the LVBs on Saturday? I should let the boys play LVB more often by themselves sometimes I think. Eh you guys, how come you neva take pics? BTW, any volunteers for FM Captain this weekend?
Think you can handle NFM later this month? LOL. Did you get juicy scoops about the LVBs on Saturday? I should let the boys play LVB more often by themselves sometimes I think. Eh you guys, how come you neva take pics? BTW, any volunteers for FM Captain this weekend?I came home 10 on Friday and Saturday (then collapse on Sunday, LOL). Maybe I not that ready but I'll try NFM. BTW, DFM has been heating up due to a certain fellow who shall remain anonymous (for his safety and sanity) due to bouts of laughs, reflection, hardheadedness, and fits. This DFMer will be now known as the Bigtime Spender, or BS for short, with promises to
Reform. An equally BS LVB was near and added to the fray and fun because he was a bigger neko spender and out for the same DKBG as BS! But, of course, neither of them going learn so why continue this story? The successful DFM disbanded with several of us going our own ways with promises of more ridiculousness in the future, LOL!
I should let the boys play LVB more often by themselves sometimes I think. Eh you guys, how come you neva take pics?That's exactly what we were talking about at Sunday DFM (not about pics). LVBs are informed and already know their situation; they acknowledge their shortcomings but don't know how to or cannot stop the DKBG addiction. Kapa's stance is that LVBs need to gain the wisdom on their own even if it means self-destruction. So let them, already.
The KBGs know how to work these 'winnas' and the comeback going be mean so maybe us guys no need care for LVBs. We just talk story, intel, recon, etc, at FMs and let everybody do what they think is best for themselves. At least that's what Kapa going do; you LVBs are on your own. Now we need to concentrate on how to get some pics for this thread! LOL!
PMs already sent to the Most Wanteds for two (2) mini DFMs; serious only need PM for sked. KB grapevine reveals KBGs, DKBGs, and LVB Spies hunting for certain posters. Remain wary of strangers and keep the volume and lingo down low (:P), LOL!
Captin Crunch
11-15-12, 02:59
PMs already sent to the Most Wanteds for two (2) mini DFMs; serious only need PM for sked. KB grapevine reveals KBGs, DKBGs, and LVB Spies hunting for certain posters. Remain wary of strangers and keep the volume and lingo down low (:P), LOL!Watch out guys; you don't want to be identified. The kbgs might start posting about you and give live reports. Too many fms and lvbs spying to find out who we are. My advise is to pay low or move districts where they don't know you. But hard for you Oldee. Be safe!
Watch out guys; you don't want to be identified. Too many fms and lvbs spying to find out who we are. Be safe!Be very wary of increasing numbers of LVB Spy, KBG, and DKBG psychos. The alcohol, drug, mental, and emotional disorders are starting to appear due to current KB conditions; they're all on a mission to nowhere. Don't get caught in any compromising situation (s) requiring legal assistance and causing personal embarrassment (s). Other than that, take nothing for granted, have fun, and realize that you not that good or better than anybody else.
PMs already sent to the Most Wanteds for two (2) mini DFMs; serious only need PM for sked. KB grapevine reveals KBGs, DKBGs, and LVB Spies hunting for certain posters. Remain wary of strangers and keep the volume and lingo down low (:P), LOL!I don't know if I can make it to the DFMs this week Kapa. I want to be sober in case I meet up with any night guys this weekend, LOL. Not sure tho, and may go Saturday if anything.
While Fuj and I was instructing one of the young but veteran AMP and escort bros recently in the ways of bar sukebeness, I was reminded that he bar game is different even if they are vets in other venues. At the bar we were at, I was lucky to see a playgirl sitting with LVBs and asked her to do me a favor and play with us instead for awhile. Made the introductions and gave instructions to take care my friend for 1drink or less. I cracked up when he wanted step by step instructions and had to literally move his arm in position to start the action, LOL. He did a fine job after the kick start but its entertaining to watch from afar a sukebe guy being SHY, LOL. Unlike a Uki or Jehutz who just goes for it, I was reminded that no matter how sukebe, most guys shy in the beginning with KBGs. How many of you guys shy like that? Just curious, LOL.
Captin Crunch
11-16-12, 00:53
While Fuj and I was instructing one of the young but veteran AMP and escort bros recently in the ways of bar sukebeness, I was reminded that he bar game is different even if they are vets in other venues. At the bar we were at, I was lucky to see a playgirl sitting with LVBs and asked her to do me a favor and play with us instead for awhile. Made the introductions and gave instructions to take care my friend for 1drink or less. I cracked up when he wanted step by step instructions and had to literally move his arm in position to start the action, LOL. He did a fine job after the kick start but its entertaining to watch from afar a sukebe guy being SHY, LOL. Unlike a Uki or Jehutz who just goes for it, I was reminded that no matter how sukebe, most guys shy in the beginning with KBGs. How many of you guys shy like that? Just curious, LOL.Me; I'm a SHY guy.
I want to be sober in case I meet up with any night guys this weekend, LOL. Not sure tho, and may go Saturday if anything.Mini DFMs are turning into guys wanting a quiet, shorter time out; avoid the crowds, no drink too much, and can function the next day. The best part of DFMing is seeing the veteran regulars and getting updated with all the current scoops, LOL! Please note that more night guys becoming day slugs for whatever reasons; Kapa became day patrol to fit changes in work and personal schedule / preferences. Besides, gain more insight watching lifelong LVBs operate, crash, and burn; they no learn; only proves that DKBGs can fool some of the people all of the time, LOL! Guess that's one of many definitions of the LVB: one who falls for and is totally devoted to a (KBG, VBG, CBG, JBG, AMPG, etc.) he cannot attain for his own; a simpleton who is duped by and consequently obsessed with a female of questionable character and intent. Oh well, something liddat, LOL. Drink just enough to live another day.
Me; I'm a SHY guy.Yeah. Single, Horny, and Yoboseyo guy. Near future DFMs coming your way (Kalihi) ; you can be the tour guide since you SHY!
While Fuj and I was instructing one of the young but veteran AMP and escort bros recently in the ways of bar sukebeness, I was reminded that he bar game is different even if they are vets in other venues. At the bar we were at, I was lucky to see a playgirl sitting with LVBs and asked her to do me a favor and play with us instead for awhile. Made the introductions and gave instructions to take care my friend for 1drink or less. I cracked up when he wanted step by step instructions and had to literally move his arm in position to start the action, LOL. He did a fine job after the kick start but its entertaining to watch from afar a sukebe guy being SHY, LOL. Unlike a Uki or Jehutz who just goes for it, I was reminded that no matter how sukebe, most guys shy in the beginning with KBGs. How many of you guys shy like that? Just curious, LOL.Me I'm just a "shy" country boy who just so happens was born a natural "milk fahhrmer"! Chee Whoo!
Friday game day; should be a busy bar with drinks, pupus, and nekos flowing. Nope! Was slow, with golf groups dominating at D'am, Cas, Butt, and Ell. The bartenders, KBGs, and kitchen ahjumma happy to see anybody entering and, more importantly, staying. It's bad out there; did you KBGs expect any better with crappy service, psychos, and ROB action? LVB golf groups will disappear soon due to them being ripped by KBGs, LOL!
Friday game day; should be a busy bar with drinks, pupus, and nekos flowing. Nope! Was slow, with golf groups dominating at D'am, Cas, Butt, and Ell. The bartenders, KBGs, and kitchen ahjumma happy to see anybody entering and, more importantly, staying. It's bad out there; did you KBGs expect any better with crappy service, psychos, and ROB action? LVB golf groups will disappear soon due to them being ripped by KBGs, LOL!Surprising how slow it is even on a Friday night.
By the way, what do you think is the main reason behind the bars being slow? Is it due to people not wanting to spend money or, people just tired and fed up with the tricks, tactics, teasing, temptation, temper tantrums and table hoppings? Hehe.
Surprising how slow it is even on a Friday night.
By the way, what do you think is the main reason behind the bars being slow? Is it due to people not wanting to spend money or, people just tired and fed up with the tricks, tactics, teasing, temptation, temper tantrums and table hoppings? Hehe.The former because of the latter, I reckon.
That and the many AMPs staffed with loving sexy girls who would not pull the shy, ticklish girl, or "Hunney you my first customa buy one more ouwa" routines. :)
Surprising how slow it is even on a Friday night. By the way, what do you think is the main reason behind the bars being slow?Besides the economy (recession / inflation / weak dollar / unemployment / payroll cuts, etc.) , cost increases (taxes, sewer, utilities, recyclables, insurance, maintenance, groceries, etc.) , and other expenses (auto, home, office, entertainment) , I don't know why the KBs, KBGs, and DKBGs are so slow, LOL! Nah, the KBGs when already rape LVB resources; working on golf clubs, new LVBs, gambling, blackmail, extortion, etc, LOL! Kapa's heard many LVBs call it quits already and going stay home; we'll see about that. It's a rough world out there; even rougher for the suckers.
Surprising how slow it is even on a Friday night.
By the way, what do you think is the main reason behind the bars being slow? Is it due to people not wanting to spend money or, people just tired and fed up with the tricks, tactics, teasing, temptation, temper tantrums and table hoppings? Hehe.You Kapa and Mobi stated along with word of whats written on the forums somehow getting around to bar customers.
You Kapa and Mobi stated along with word of whats written on the forums somehow getting around to bar customers.There are times when I go into a crowded bar and feel like better than 80% of the customers are Forum members both posters and non-posters.
We've all had at one time or another at least one pissed-off BG griping about "guys who write intanet", so I suppose that's another way some customers find about this place.
There are times when I go into a crowded bar and feel like better than 80% of the customers are Forum members both posters and non-posters.
We've all had at one time or another at least one pissed-off BG griping about "guys who write intanet", so I suppose that's another way some customers find about this place.Eh atleast US kb / fm'ers not like some of those AMP guys, not you SPLOOGE, WOG forgive me if I didn't mention the other "reliable" bro's but bashing ain't kool especially if you only have a couple posts. I'm guessing get out of hand LVB's over there w/"ulterior" motives, you know who you are when you out the bro's w / no real contributions. That's why we kool like that! Aloha to the "real" contributors! FUCK the negative asswipes! Chee Whoo D5 style!
Eh atleast US kb / fm'ers not like some of those AMP guys, not you SPLOOGE, WOG forgive me if I didn't mention the other "reliable" bro's but bashing ain't kool especially if you only have a couple posts. I'm guessing get out of hand LVB's over there w/"ulterior" motives, you know who you are when you out the bro's w / no real contributions. That's why we kool like that! Aloha to the "real" contributors! FUCK the negative asswipes! Chee Whoo D5 style!We love to tease, not to flame. We don't talk about not taking things too serious but actually do with some AMP guys, LOL. Hint to AMP guys, no need be right and fight your ditractors, lol. Just happily say you one looza and you actually a winnah, lol. We act stupid but we actually SMART, LOL.
Captin Crunch
11-18-12, 17:23
We love to tease, not to flame. We don't talk about not taking things too serious but actually do with some AMP guys, LOL. Hint to AMP guys, no need be right and fight your ditractors, lol. Just happily say you one looza and you actually a winnah, lol. We act stupid but we actually SMART, LOL.Oldee, you the Only Smart kb monger. The rest of us still learning and lvbs at heart. Even Kapa is a closet case lvb ready to come out clean.
Oldee, you the Only Smart kb monger. The rest of us still learning and lvbs at heart. Even Kapa is a closet case lvb ready to come out clean.Hey Kapa, you ready for NFM thanksgiving weekend? We going rent a motorized wheelchair so you can keep up with the barhopping, LOL. Oh, and I'm LEVEL2 stupid MM. Kapa is LEVEL1 so more smart den me. LVBs are LEVEL4 or above.
Hey Kapa, you ready for NFM thanksgiving weekend? We going rent a motorized wheelchair so you can keep up with the barhopping, LOL. Oh, and I'm LEVEL2 stupid MM. Kapa is LEVEL1 so more smart den me. LVBs are LEVEL4 or above.I think I ready, I think. Ever since Kapa came out of the closet he all mixed-up and when almost go D'am, Jaz, Ell, Butt, and Cas for confess.
Oldee, you the Only Smart kb monger. The rest of us still learning and lvbs at heart. Even Kapa is a closet case lvb ready to come out clean.Yeah Olds you the only akamai one, LOL! Me I'm just a "dumb" milk faarrhmin country kid!
Oldee, you the Only Smart kb monger. Even Kapa is a closet case lvb ready to come out clean.No DFM this coming weekend due to Thanksgiving and football; unless anyone wants one, please feel free to schedule and host it at your leisure. Anything that Kapa does during the NFM may not, did not, and could not happen; the closet is shut and locked from the inside (unless someone is $70).
I think I ready, I think. Ever since Kapa came out of the closet he all mixed-up and when almost go D'am, Jaz, Ell, Butt, and Cas for confess.Don't know if its this coming Friday or Saturday or both, but its this weekend guys. Please PM or post if you want to go. We going playgirl hunting both Kalihi and town so should be fun! As always, FMs are very flexible so you can join in late or leave early depending on your schedules. Dress code for KBGs and us (optional) is wear something black. I will be trying to get a playgirl for Kapa for under $70, LOL. Does this mean got to go Kools or Blue Sea? Find out when you come, LOL. Start time will be 6pm and we plan to go all night! So KBGs and all you sukebe guys, get ready! Finalized plans will be posted later this week.
Kapa vote for Friday NFM. May have to taxi around that night. Oldee, clear your messages.
As most KBs and KBGs are not spending money to maintain themselves due to rising costs and lost incomes,"bar slumming" is the new phrase for "bar hopping." Kapa was treated to undone KBG makeups and KB cleanups; makes for smelly KB interiors and unappealing KBG exteriors. In other words, the incentive to go to the KBs is becoming less. And when you combine shatty 'princessy' service, it only makes the experience worse. Yes, there are still some (but getting very few) of those 'princessy' ones out there still getting LVB action but nature will take its course and bury their snooty Splash okoles. Let's celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday eating the turkey, not being abused by them.
Captin Crunch
11-20-12, 13:58
Don't know if its this coming Friday or Saturday or both, but its this weekend guys. Please PM or post if you want to go. We going playgirl hunting both Kalihi and town so should be fun! As always, FMs are very flexible so you can join in late or leave early depending on your schedules. Dress code for KBGs and us (optional) is wear something black. I will be trying to get a playgirl for Kapa for under $70, LOL. Does this mean got to go Kools or Blue Sea? Find out when you come, LOL. Start time will be 6pm and we plan to go all night! So KBGs and all you sukebe guys, get ready! Finalized plans will be posted later this week.Should go Blue Sea for FM. That bar is small with old ladies, but can easily make a statement that fm movement is strong and ongoing. If no more nuff seats downstairs can always invade the infamous upstairs. Just hope Oldee not already upstairs doing his "THING".
Kapa vote for Friday NFM. May have to taxi around that night. Oldee, clear your messages.Whoever wants to go Night Flash Mob this coming Friday night please PM me. No schedule of what bars yet but will PM later in the week. Start time will be around 6pm but you can join in later. Hey KBGs, get your black dresses ready us. I think I know why Kapa chose Friday, get 2 days to recover? LOL. As Mogo said, maybe can get group discount at Blue Sea, LOL. Make sure you guys wear sunglasses ah. They look more pretty that way. Or is that less ugly? LOL. Out of Sophia, Jae, Kim, Nani, and Jessica, which one you going take Kapa?
I got good news for you. After many years talking to KBGs, I have come to the conclusion that looking like a nice guy will get you farther with the hotties than sukebe looking handsome guys. Why? KBGs look for nice guys FIRST! Why? Nice guys tend to SPEND, LOL. KBGs don't look for boyfriends or husbands in the bar. Like us, thet look elsewhere for that outside the bars. Sure, get exceptions here and there but at most, its ONLY bar boyfriend suggadaddy type relationships instead of a real relationship. Ugly but look like a nice guy gentleman? THAT's the kine guys KBGs target. In the bars, us ugly guys get chance play with the hotties. So all you handsome studs, no get jealous when Oldee play with the young hotties and you scratch your head wondering how come him and not me. Remember where you are. KBGs not looking for handsome guys, they looking for spenders! lol. The other good news is that you can play the carrot and stick game so you dont spend too much if you got game. You CAN learn to have game too. That's why I love the hostess bars. Learn the games and sometimes get chance win! lol. That's why you can be wearing clothes from Aloha KB Fashions while LVBs dress to impress while they no get nothing, lol. Come FM and you just might learn some of these games, lol.
Whoever wants to go Night Flash Mob this coming Friday night please PM me. No schedule of what bars yet but will PM later in the week. Start time will be around 6pm but you can join in later. Hey KBGs, get your black dresses ready us. I think I know why Kapa chose Friday, get 2 days to recover? LOL. As Mogo said, maybe can get group discount at Blue Sea, LOL. Make sure you guys wear sunglasses ah. They look more pretty that way. Or is that less ugly? LOL. Out of Sophia, Jae, Kim, Nani, and Jessica, which one you going take Kapa?Starting time is at 6, so what time Night Flash Mob end?
Starting time is at 6, so what time Night Flash Mob end?Although FMers can come and leave anytime they want. Kalihi early evening and town later as the girls don't start till later in town anyway.
As Mogo said, maybe can get group discount at Blue Sea, LOL. Out of Sophia, Jae, Kim, Nani, and Jessica, which one you going take Kapa?I take the puth less traveled. All of the above give group discounts and get more than 10001 Arabian Nights so Kapa pass on all!
Although FMers can come and leave anytime they want. Kalihi early evening and town later as the girls don't start till later in town anyway.The split Kalihi / Kapiolani NFM sounds good for the holidays. Kapa cannot wait to hear someone's Turkey Tales and hopes that person joins the FMers. Will probably leave earlier than the rest due to Saturday appointments and work schedule but at least will try to keep up. Long time neva see night shift activities!
Captin Crunch
11-22-12, 01:43
Although FMers can come and leave anytime they want. Kalihi early evening and town later as the girls don't start till later in town anyway.I cannot be fm captin because I don't stay late for the nfm. Wish I coild but I take Geritol like Kapa. The later you stay, the more drunk you get, and the bar girls get better looking. Unless I drink green tea all night and not able to sleep when I get home.
I cannot be fm captin because I don't stay late for the nfm. Wish I coild but I take Geritol like Kapa. The later you stay, the more drunk you get, and the bar girls get better looking. Unless I drink green tea all night and not able to sleep when I get home.Taste better and no keep you up. Oldie's tricks, order ice water if at least 1 guy with you buying beer etc. Ice water free. This drinking tip brought to you courtesy of Aloha KB Tours.
Taste better and no keep you up. Oldie's tricks, order ice water if at least 1 guy with you buying beer etc. Ice water free. This drinking tip brought to you courtesy of Aloha KB Tours.I'm always surprised that since KB's seem to want to rip everyone off, that they don't charge for the water or ice. LOL.
Happy Thanksgiving gang!
GK
Captin Crunch
11-22-12, 04:22
I'm always surprised that since KB's seem to want to rip everyone off, that they don't charge for the water or ice. LOL.
Happy Thanksgiving gang!
GKI believe Mistys and Sandys (vbs) charge 5 bucks for a bottle water. You can almost buy a case of water at Longs for that price.
I believe Mistys and Sandys (vbs) charge 5 bucks for a bottle water. You can almost buy a case of water at Longs for that price.Once at Happiness Lounge, the old bartender there told me they charge for water but ice was free. So to irritate the dude, I ordered ice all night and just waiting for it to melt, it was so dang hot in there anyways.
I believe Mistys and Sandys (vbs) charge 5 bucks for a bottle water. You can almost buy a case of water at Longs for that price.EG also charges for bottled water.
I believe Mistys and Sandys (vbs) charge 5 bucks for a bottle water. You can almost buy a case of water at Longs for that price.60-70's $2 neko was beer, liquor, water, juice, or tea in the 8-10 ounce glass. Never have bottled water those days except for Perrier! LOL!
You & I is comparable to already reviewed Canal Bar. Both KBs have similar layouts and people capacities; small by Kapiolani standards but does the job in today's economy. Service was attentive as soon as Kapa was seated until departure; placed empty bottle toward bartender a bit and the next one arrived quickly, cold and placed conveniently for handling. The pupus offered were high-end; opted for plain stuff as Kapa is truly a shy guy and appreciated the offer. Hospitality was four of five stars due to friendly service with a smile; good enough to make one return. Next: Vegas 3.
Captin Crunch
11-23-12, 02:10
You & I is comparable to already reviewed Canal Bar. Both KBs have similar layouts and people capacities; small by Kapiolani standards but does the job in today's economy. Service was attentive as soon as Kapa was seated until departure; placed empty bottle toward bartender a bit and the next one arrived quickly, cold and placed conveniently for handling. The pupus offered were high-end; opted for plain stuff as Kapa is truly a shy guy and appreciated the offer. Hospitality was four of five stars due to friendly service with a smile; good enough to make one return. Next: Vegas 3.You went Kalihi without us?
LemonDrops
11-23-12, 02:40
You went Kalihi without us?I'm sure he is warming up for tomorrow night.
You went Kalihi without us?Kapa doing recons for future DFM sites besides townside KBs. Somebody got to do the undercover, independent research; used past posts from the Kalihi King (and Krew) for KB list, LOL!
I cannot be fm captin because I don't stay late for the nfm. Wish I coild but I take Geritol like Kapa.No wonder the G no more at Long's. Now I stay jammed-up for Friday's NFM; good thing Kapa went all over Kalihi KBs before the G supply when shrink.
Need an unbiased, honest review on a KBG or DKBG? Candid Confidential KBG Crtiques will be offered to LVBs and others alike on your DKBG or favorite KBG via PM only! You know you gullible, jealous types who no can keep one eye on your DKBG 24/7 and need one honest assessment before you make the big commitment or bankruptcy! It's no laughing matter to be ripped by your DKBG so place your order with confidence. LOL!
Has anyone seen koko the girl with the big tatto on her back?
Kapa doing recons for future DFM sites besides townside KBs. Somebody got to do the undercover, independent research; used past posts from the Kalihi King (and Krew) for KB list, LOL!I think that this is a good thing. May I, add just a slight twist? Let's just say my presence appears to be a cause for concern in any new Kalihi bar I go into. I'm tagged as LC or LE or a lawyer or a doctor until they discover I'm just another loser in different clothes. Must be 'cause I don't wear shorts and a t-shirt. One KBG even commented on the fact that I was wearing shoes one time. Anyways, I have experienced, on several occasions,"cautious" service to put it politely. Know what? I'm used to it so it's no big deal and I know with repetition and a friendly attitude I'll soon put the bar at ease. I think this is true at any local bar, you get what you give with the exception, as a generalized rule, of the KB's along Kapiolani which are just there to pull as much money out of your pocket as possible, as fast as possible.
So, for you guys that "don't quite fit in" to the local customer business model, in my opinion, I think Islander is exceptional. I'm not talking about the KBG's, I'm talking about service and the "comfort-factor". Walked in recently and hadn't been there for almost a year. Bartender welcomed me, got my drink quickly, offered chips / peanuts, introduced himself, and was attentive to my "ice in the bucket" (was drinking Hawaiian Champagne). KBG's were sitting with one guy at the end of the bar having a good time. Asked my name, we had a few laughs, bartender comes by again, offers pizza, and it was just a relaxing time. The layout is not really conducive to play, however, at a certain level it can be had (a few booths along the wall as you enter are semi-private). I don't go there often so the KBG crew turnover may receive a YMMV rating and if you're really "in the mood" put your beer googles on and walk over to Kools LOL.
Ss
OctHawaii63
11-23-12, 22:38
I heard through the KBG report that Blue Sea will have a new leasee starting Dec. 1. I didn; t catch the names but apparently threesome taking over for next 6 months. I hope younger gals in there.
I'm sure he is warming up for tomorrow night.OK, it's over (NFM Friday, that is!). Kapa did pretty good for a dayshift, blue collar drinker; went to five KBs; stayed out until 11P; home at 1135P. Thanks to all for keeping Kapa company, providing transportation, moral support, and intel / recon info.
Nightshift KB has changed extensively since the last serious venture out nearly 13-15 years ago. The most significant being that KBGs now dress like hoochie mama hookers with micro minis and full chichis exposure. Nevah have that before; only a few daring ones but now nearly all dress to compress (chichis and ass). A few notable KBG characters included a munchkin, linebacker, and 'complex thinkers. ' Simple, general, kind reports to follow [Deleted by Admin]. LOL! Next time no ask for advice!
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Fujikurasplice
11-24-12, 16:15
OK, it's over (NFM Friday, that is!). Kapa did pretty good for a dayshift, blue collar drinker; went to five KBs; stayed out until 11P; home at 1135P. Thanks to all for keeping Kapa company, providing transportation, moral support, and intel / recon info.
Nightshift KB has changed extensively since the last serious venture out nearly 13-15 years ago. The most significant being that KBGs now dress like hoochie mama hookers with micro minis and full chichis exposure. Nevah have that before; only a few daring ones but now nearly all dress to compress (chichis and ass). A few notable KBG characters included a munchkin, linebacker, and 'complex thinkers. ' Simple, general, kind reports to follow [Deleted by Admin]. LOL! Next time no ask for advice!
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You! Kapa, you not tired of looking at the old, wrinkled, washed up, over-rated, stuckup, has beens, and worn out village bicycles during the day? The worst part about day time is the bright sun light shows all the wrinkles, cracks, and crevices.
How long can you get the KBG to sit with you and not buy a drink? Or better yet how long and get her to buy you a drink?
How long can you get the KBG to sit with you and not buy a drink? Or better yet how long and get her to buy you a drink?You was the man last night Vap! 2 girls and no neko. Great job bro. Think I might have chance win this game, LOL.
I'm recovered now so can make a sober report, LOL. Bars visited were Oasis, Green Tea, Cheers Station, Cleopatra, Damour, Butterfly, Casino, and Tommorow. Did I miss any? This was Kapa's first NFM and Popeyes's first time to local KBs which made it very interesting. In fairness to Kapa, he claimed it was a community neko since HIS girl was giving all of us good service and food, LOL. Still, that was the shock of the night, LOL. Major props to Popeye for having all of us watch while he played which must have been a little uncomfortable, LOL. Sorry Fuj for using you as my demo partner but no girl was sitting by me at the time, LOL. Vapor was THE MAN demonstrating how to beat KBGs at thier own games and teaching us different ways of playing with KBGs. By the time I was at Butts I was drunk so didn't even remember who sat next to me, LOL. Who was that? Noone got ROBed, everyone had fun, and everyone got home safe! Good thing about being drunk that night was I didn't notice if BE was there or not, LOL. Was he? LOL. Another successful FM.
How long can you get the KBG to sit with you and not buy a drink? Or better yet how long and get her to buy you a drink?I learned some great games the other night. Thanks for that. I got one of them down. Now I just need to remember about the coins. LOL
I'm recovered now so can make a sober report, LOL. Bars visited were Oasis, Green Tea, Cheers Station, Cleopatra, Damour, Butterfly, Casino, and Tommorow. Did I miss any? This was Kapa's first NFM and Popeyes's first time to local KBs which made it very interesting. In fairness to Kapa, he claimed it was a community neko since HIS girl was giving all of us good service and food, LOL. Still, that was the shock of the night, LOL. Major props to Popeye for having all of us watch while he played which must have been a little uncomfortable, LOL. Sorry Fuj for using you as my demo partner but no girl was sitting by me at the time, LOL. Vapor was THE MAN demonstrating how to beat KBGs at thier own games and teaching us different ways of playing with KBGs. By the time I was at Butts I was drunk so didn't even remember who sat next to me, LOL. Who was that? Noone got ROBed, everyone had fun, and everyone got home safe! Good thing about being drunk that night was I didn't notice if BE was there or not, LOL. Was he? LOL. Another successful FM.Thanks Oldee, I had a great time and thanks for showing me the different KBs. It was a little uncomfortable with everyone watching me play but I still had a good time. Hope to see everyone on the next venture.
Belot Eater
11-26-12, 14:37
Some people forgot to tell that they saw some titty at EG. I heard it from someone as I was not in EG that night.
Has anyone seen koko the girl with the big tatto on her back?How tall and body type? What bars did she work before? I'm sure someone knows if she works anywhere.
Secret Agent
11-26-12, 22:01
How tall and body type? What bars did she work before? I'm sure someone knows if she works anywhere.I believe he is talking about the Koko that used to work at Camelot and then go Evergreen afterwards. About 5'3", and 120 with very nice tits and a pretty young face. Wavy black hair past the shoulders, and of course the giant back piece all black and grey, no color. Can't recall what the tattoo actually was. I have seen her at both these places about a year and a half ago, but not since then. Someone then mentioned that she worked at some kind of juice truck on Kapiolani similar to the sexy coffee trucks that began popping up around the same time. Very talkative and personable.
Eh Kapa, must be you neva recover from NFM yet ah? Everybody worried and hope yo didn't get heart attack bro. Any of you bros want to drink this weekend? Maybe Fujikurasplice or BE like be FM Captain? I heard that some vet mongers that never been FM like go.
Fujikurasplice
11-30-12, 00:00
Eh Kapa, must be you neva recover from NFM yet ah? Everybody worried and hope yo didn't get heart attack bro. Any of you bros want to drink this weekend? Maybe Fujikurasplice or BE like be FM Captain? I heard that some vet mongers that never been FM like go.PM's will be sent for NFM. Those wanting to join, send me a PM.
PM's will be sent for NFM. Those wanting to join, send me a PM.It has come to my attention that some of you are very curious about FMs but shame go for various reasons. I can assure you that FMs is only about having fun and noone care what you look like, age, ethnicity, LVB history, etc. I not going ask you to buy me beer, LOL. Want intel? Come FM. Want advice if you new to hostess bars? Come FM. Want a hot playgirl to play with for 1 drink or less? Come FM. Want to just chill and talk about war stories? Come FM. Want to drink with guys that nobody better than anyvody else? Come FM. Its ALL about FUN and ENPOWERMENT. This service announcement brought to you courtesy of Aloha KB Tours.
It has come to my attention that some of you are very curious about FMs but shame go for various reasons. I can assure you that FMs is only about having fun and noone care what you look like, age, ethnicity, LVB history, etc. I not going ask you to buy me beer, LOL. Want intel? Come FM. Want advice if you new to hostess bars? Come FM. Want a hot playgirl to play with for 1 drink or less? Come FM. Want to just chill and talk about war stories? Come FM. Want to drink with guys that nobody better than anyvody else? Come FM. Its ALL about FUN and ENPOWERMENT. This service announcement brought to you courtesy of Aloha KB Tours.I can confirm what Oldee is saying here. I went on my first NFM last week and was accepted by all like I was an old friend with no judgements. I also got some very good advice and had a great time. If you haven't been on an NFM yet, I would recommend that everyone Come FM at least once just to check it out. You can always leave whenever you want but I think everyone will have a good time just like we did at last weeks. Hope to see everyone out and about tomorrow night.
I just spoke with a dude just back from Korea and he reports, not sure of the veracity, but he says all the bar girls are now either Filipina or Russian. He says the economy is too good and there is not the economic need that there was in the past. Wonder if anyone else feels this is the case and how it could affect us. I have not been scouting for quite some time due to civilian happenings. (still expensive either way).
I just spoke with a dude just back from Korea and he reports, not sure of the veracity, but he says all the bar girls are now either Filipina or Russian. He says the economy is too good and there is not the economic need that there was in the past. Wonder if anyone else feels this is the case and how it could affect us. I have not been scouting for quite some time due to civilian happenings. (still expensive either way).I was living in Korea a year ago, while there are some Russians it was very rare, more Filipino around the major cities. The Russians were only in certain parts of the cities if there were any. Some Korean bar girls still around but not that many, more were in Seoul college students earning additional money for tuition but hardly any extras or were more expensive than the Filipinos to take out.
I just spoke with a dude just back from Korea and he reports, not sure of the veracity, but he says all the bar girls are now either Filipina or Russian. He says the economy is too good and there is not the economic need that there was in the past. Wonder if anyone else feels this is the case and how it could affect us. I have not been scouting for quite some time due to civilian happenings. (still expensive either way).Nice to see you posting again bro. Hope things good for you. Anyway, I have friends in Korea and long story short your friend just seen the small picture. Japan when thru the same phase 30 years ago. China next as they will follow the leader. Many of the lower tier bars employ foriegners alot.
Dorobonecko
12-01-12, 21:07
I just spoke with a dude just back from Korea and he reports, not sure of the veracity, but he says all the bar girls are now either Filipina or Russian. He says the economy is too good and there is not the economic need that there was in the past. Wonder if anyone else feels this is the case and how it could affect us. I have not been scouting for quite some time due to civilian happenings. (still expensive either way).I believe that is only true for the bars which cater to american servicemen, such as those around Camp Casey. There are still of thousands of korean bar hostesses, but the higher quality girls are usually not available to non-koreans.
I think you may qualify for the guiness book of records! First 2 times at a local KB and you got play! Mind you, not the Bsea, Kools or VB kine but not bad hotties. I find that pickings are pretty slim these days, anybody else notuce that? I not talking room play as thats pretty much big bucks or total ripoff. Must be they fell for your handome studly good looks and debonair aire about you. Who said virgins no can score at KBs? LOL.
Captin Crunch
12-04-12, 03:38
I think you may qualify for the guiness book of records! First 2 times at a local KB and you got play! Mind you, not the Bsea, Kools or VB kine but not bad hotties. I find that pickings are pretty slim these days, anybody else notuce that? I not talking room play as thats pretty much big bucks or total ripoff. Must be they fell for your handome studly good looks and debonair aire about you. Who said virgins no can score at KBs? LOL.Good to hear that new recruits are having fun under the direction of Master Oldee. After a few lessons, these recruits are good to go on their own. Master Oldee was able to bust Kapa's cherry and he's now his way to lvb status again.
Good to hear that new recruits are having fun under the direction of Master Oldee. After a few lessons, these recruits are good to go on their own. Master Oldee was able to bust Kapa's cherry and he's now his way to lvb status again.I'm the numba one loooza and no Master in my name like the Kalihi King. (YOU). Those of us that go KBs are really just fishermen. There is a saying us fishermen always say which is the worst day of fishing is better than any day at work. Most times we no catch fish but just being out there is fun. The AMP guys rather go Tamashiro market and buy fish, garans deal. A lot of my friends spend tens of thousands on fishing equipment and boats. Why? We love fishing. Easier to just buy your ahi at the market but when you hook one 200# ahi, that's it, AHI FEVER, LOL. I can tell you that the fish you catch yourself taste MUCH better than the one in the market, lol. Probably just in the mind but still very satisfying. Hooking KBGs almost as satisfying as hooking civilians and almost same game tactics wise. Damn, I think Im going off in too many tangents, lol. Btw, any of the regula bros going drink this week? Maybe I like drink with you.
Captin Crunch
12-05-12, 04:00
I'm the numba one loooza and no Master in my name like the Kalihi King. (YOU). Those of us that go KBs are really just fishermen. There is a saying us fishermen always say which is the worst day of fishing is better than any day at work. Most times we no catch fish but just being out there is fun. The AMP guys rather go Tamashiro market and buy fish, garans deal. A lot of my friends spend tens of thousands on fishing equipment and boats. Why? We love fishing. Easier to just buy your ahi at the market but when you hook one 200# ahi, that's it, AHI FEVER, LOL. I can tell you that the fish you catch yourself taste MUCH better than the one in the market, lol. Probably just in the mind but still very satisfying. Hooking KBGs almost as satisfying as hooking civilians and almost same game tactics wise. Damn, I think Im going off in too many tangents, lol. Btw, any of the regula bros going drink this week? Maybe I like drink with you.I going drink, but don't know when and where. Been doing some recon westside with some reliable and reputable forum members. These guys are good at drinking and scoping out fun. Us country boys not good enough to drink with the town girls. We only wear rubba slippa and drink to have fun. We no look for girls. Girls find us in d5 and westside.
I going drink, but don't know when and where. Been doing some recon westside with some reliable and reputable forum members. These guys are good at drinking and scoping out fun. Us country boys not good enough to drink with the town girls. We only wear rubba slippa and drink to have fun. We no look for girls. Girls find us in d5 and westside.Saw their ad that get grand opening this week, think its December 4, 5.6. Eh Fuj, should we go check it out? Maybe dey going give free stuff too? LOL.
I think you may qualify for the guiness book of records! First 2 times at a local KB and you got play! Mind you, not the Bsea, Kools or VB kine but not bad hotties. I find that pickings are pretty slim these days, anybody else notuce that? I not talking room play as thats pretty much big bucks or total ripoff. Must be they fell for your handome studly good looks and debonair aire about you. Who said virgins no can score at KBs? LOL.I don't know about the guniess book of records but I do know I have had fun both times I went FM. From what I have seen so far (limited access) there are hotties out there everywhere. If they provide play or not I don't know but me personally have gotten play like I posted before (thanks bros for showing me the way). I do plan on attending more FMs. If I get play or not who knows. Hopefully I do. LOL As I have said before, I recommend everyone come out to an FM just to see how things are done here and meet a great bunch of guys. I have been to many countries all around the world and things operate different here. Just like everywhere. I still have a lot to learn but I am having FUN in the process. LOL
I feel like singing Christmas carols to KBGs tonite Damn, I need to remember the song I wrote for them last year and forgot. Is anyone going to be out and about tonite? Going to check for any mistletoes hanging. Eh Profuksher KaraUki, find my song so I can seranade them, LOL.
I can confirm what Oldee is saying here. I went on my first NFM last week and was accepted by all like I was an old friend with no judgements. I also got some very good advice and had a great time. If you haven't been on an NFM yet, I would recommend that everyone Come FM at least once just to check it out. You can always leave whenever you want but I think everyone will have a good time just like we did at last weeks. Hope to see everyone out and about tomorrow night.Sorry if I sound stupid. First time checking out this forum. You sold me so now I got the itch to check you guys out and have a few with the pros. I hardly go bars because not familiar with the scene and feel awkward to go by myself. Except mongering, then I like go myself so nobody know. Hehe.
So where is FM? Is that a code or a place? Love to have a drink and listen to the masters even if just about fishing. LOL
Sorry if I sound stupid. First time checking out this forum. You sold me so now I got the itch to check you guys out and have a few with the pros. I hardly go bars because not familiar with the scene and feel awkward to go by myself. Except mongering, then I like go myself so nobody know. Hehe.
So where is FM? Is that a code or a place? Love to have a drink and listen to the masters even if just about fishing. LOLIts just forum bros going bar hopping together bro. Nice guys just out to have fun whether just to relax or play with bar girls. You may even get lucky, LOL. I believe Fujikurasplice is FM Captain so depends when he organizes the next FM. Im trying to pass the reins onto other veteran FMers and go solo hunting more, lol. GARANS you going have fun when you go. Bros helping bros enjoy the bars inexpensively.
Captin Crunch
12-07-12, 00:10
Where's Kapa nowadays? Haven't seen any posts from him. In lvb land?
Where's Kapa nowadays? Haven't seen any posts from him. In lvb land?I'm guessing busy with work. The KB threads not the same without him.
Where's Kapa nowadays? Haven't seen any posts from him. In lvb land?I hope he not all shame since he finally bought one drinkie. Oldee what did you do to him! Haha
Captin Crunch
12-07-12, 02:05
Its just forum bros going bar hopping together bro. Nice guys just out to have fun whether just to relax or play with bar girls. You may even get lucky, LOL. I believe Fujikurasplice is FM Captain so depends when he organizes the next FM. Im trying to pass the reins onto other veteran FMers and go solo hunting more, lol. GARANS you going have fun when you go. Bros helping bros enjoy the bars inexpensively.If you find someone interesting, let me know. Maybe I go test them out. But got to be daytime. Geritol starts to kick in after hrppy hour over. Where are you tonite?
If you find someone interesting, let me know. Maybe I go test them out. But got to be daytime. Geritol starts to kick in after hrppy hour over. Where are you tonite?Islander. Busy with old ladys.
Captin Crunch
12-07-12, 02:50
Islander. Busy with old ladys.Old ladys cheap and play. Not joking. Go to 904 and ask if Anna is working. Mayb Wangn is there milking the utters?
Fa la la la la, la la la la. Come on KBGs, get in the spirit! Sukebeman cuming to town! I didn't see any mistletoes any bars yet. Come on you mamas, us guys ready for kiss kiss!
WraithOfGod
12-10-12, 02:48
What do you consider play in a KB or VB? Some guys with whom I've spoken consider groping and roaming hands (over clothes or just beneath) to be play, while others mandate FIV. At the other extreme, I've met mongers who don't even consider HJ to be play, maintaining that "play" is a term reserved for BJ, at the very least. Just wondering how you folks define it, as you go about your personal ventures.
What do you consider play in a KB or VB? Some guys with whom I've spoken consider groping and roaming hands (over clothes or just beneath) to be play, while others mandate FIV. At the other extreme, I've met mongers who don't even consider HJ to be play, maintaining that "play" is a term reserved for BJ, at the very least. Just wondering how you folks define it, as you go about your personal ventures.I guess its one of those to each his own things. For me its generally any kind of tittie play and beyond. All the guys I know basically have the same definition of play.
I guess its one of those to each his own things. For me its generally any kind of tittie play and beyond. All the guys I know basically have the same definition of play.I'm with you, any kind of tittie play and more. But it has to be underneath the clothes. LOL!
So are you guys already planning on doing a FM on a the holidays this year? Last year I drove by bars on Christmas and new years day, and a lot were closed. I had a couple at Camelot, but place was very dead. New Years eves usually is a big pay day for girls, so places can get very busy. Anyway just wanted to know if anyone had plans on being out for the holidays.
Captin Crunch
12-12-12, 14:38
So are you guys already planning on doing a FM on a the holidays this year? Last year I drove by bars on Christmas and new years day, and a lot were closed. I had a couple at Camelot, but place was very dead. New Years eves usually is a big pay day for girls, so places can get very busy. Anyway just wanted to know if anyone had plans on being out for the holidays.You are right on that New Years Eve is a big payday for the girls, but I believe Christmas Eve is an even Bigger jackpot day for the girls. Lvbs just get all happy when they bring gifts and cash to their girlfriends. Happy holidays to all the lvbs!
You are right on that New Years Eve is a big payday for the girls, but I believe Christmas Eve is an even Bigger jackpot day for the girls. Lvbs just get all happy when they bring gifts and cash to their girlfriends. Happy holidays to all the lvbs!I think all the years I frequented bars, I never went on Christmas eve. I imagine its a ghost town as girls might be out with their lvbs and some mention that at 12 am on the dot they will be at church. Not to mention as depressing as this hobby is I would think hope we all have family and loved ones to spend Christmas eve with. I'm a night owl so I can fit a bar into my schedule, LOL. I have been to bars on new years eve in the past and there it can be a party. The first time I went on a New Years, I was in shock. Of course this was back in the hayday of Patti at New Office. Place was packed as I have ever seen. I'm sure a lot of fire code laws were broken that night. Some girls dressed in traditonal clothing, especially Jgirls in their kimonos. Years after that not as busy as then, but still is one of their busier nights of the year.
We did get a free pen set from the mama at Moonflower on Christmas last year. Was fairly busy at the bars on New Years too. Actually its busy up to maybe 1130. Gets weirdly dead at midnight then maybe 1210am it gete busy. Guess mongers got to say the "happy new years" to the SO. Anyway I'm up for a holiday FM.
We did get a free pen set from the mama at Moonflower on Christmas last year. Was fairly busy at the bars on New Years too. Actually its busy up to maybe 1130. Gets weirdly dead at midnight then maybe 1210am it gete busy. Guess mongers got to say the "happy new years" to the SO. Anyway I'm up for a holiday FM.Traditionally, most KBs open for the holidays except New Years day, where only half open in town. Speaking of which, alot of bros curious about FMs but just want to watch in stealth mode, LOL. Many guys ask for the FM schedule but don't make report so now no mo stealth mode option for most guys. FMs is about YOU having fun and participating. It would be cool if all the past FMers and new ones went. Picking the right day is important where it fits into everyone's schedule. Most guys don't work Christmas eve or day BTW. Anyhow, I suggest Lumps and Fuj co Captain the next FM. I suggest that if any of you bros want to go to post your interest in GOING, your personal schedules permitting.
I like both Kalihi and Town KBs for different reasons like those of you that go both places too. In Kalihi, the girls go up to any guy they never seen before and they usually don't get mad when you don't buy neko. They usually more generous with pupus too. No young hotties but get a few not bad milfs here and there. Easy to get play at some bars. If I wasnt so picky, I'd get play everytime. Drawback is half the girls or should I say mature women not so good looking, LOL. If you get bad eyesight and no mind 40somethings and older, Kalihi is the place for you. Both guys and girls don't try to put on airs like they hot shit because they not and they know it, LOL. The beer also cheaper too. Like MM said, can go rubba skippa and still be in style for Kalihi.
Town bars got the eye candy. If a KBG is young, she will be working in town. MOST young KBGs are spoiled princess ROBs tho. Even if you find ones that play, its usually going to cost you more than AMP prices. This means not many worth sitting with. Its harder and harder to be a bargain hunter in town. For example, Business and Camelot doesn't have a single KBG non ROB KBG that I am aware of. LVB Loveland bars. In town, my number one rule is CHOOSE WISELY. Any worth it ones? Maybe we tell you at the FM, LOL.
Fujikurasplice
12-13-12, 00:17
We did get a free pen set from the mama at Moonflower on Christmas last year. Was fairly busy at the bars on New Years too. Actually its busy up to maybe 1130. Gets weirdly dead at midnight then maybe 1210am it gete busy. Guess mongers got to say the "happy new years" to the SO. Anyway I'm up for a holiday FM.But lumps, how much money did you drop at moonflower for mama to give you the pen set? But as long as you had fun, it's money worth spent.
But lumps, how much money did you drop at moonflower for mama to give you the pen set? But as long as you had fun, it's money worth spent.Suprising it was free, didn't even buy any nekos for anybody. Also it was the first time I seen the japanese village bicycle.
I guess its one of those to each his own things. For me its generally any kind of tittie play and beyond. All the guys I know basically have the same definition of play.This is an interesting subject. An example of how opinions can vary with none being right or wrong. One man's hottie is another man's MILF. Now, as usual, I do not mean to present myself as Mr. Don Juan. Far from it! Just another loser is all and I do indeed occasionally fall off the wagon, especially when confronted by my kryptonite KBG's. Having said that.
What I consider and report on as "play" means to me a KBG or VBG that I don't spend a lot of money on (again subjective) who grabs ahold of jr. And sends me home with a stinky pinky at minimum. Tittie massages, to me, are just a way of saying "Hello" in the KB. Arm around the waist with your hand on her ass, well, that's akin to sitting politely across the table from someone you just met at a "normal" bar. LOL
I'm thinking that if the level of "play" required to get a drinkee was a bit higher we'd all benefit. I keep trying to do my part by grabbing / probing / licking / nibbling as much as I can as long as I can. Keeps me awake as I make my drive to the windward side if I got something to sniff on the way home.
Ss
Captin Crunch
12-15-12, 15:17
Traditionally, most KBs open for the holidays except New Years day, where only half open in town. Speaking of which, alot of bros curious about FMs but just want to watch in stealth mode, LOL. Many guys ask for the FM schedule but don't make report so now no mo stealth mode option for most guys. FMs is about YOU having fun and participating. It would be cool if all the past FMers and new ones went. Picking the right day is important where it fits into everyone's schedule. Most guys don't work Christmas eve or day BTW. Anyhow, I suggest Lumps and Fuj co Captain the next FM. I suggest that if any of you bros want to go to post your interest in GOING, your personal schedules permitting.Oldee, Fuji, Lumps? Fm on Christmas eve?
Oldee, Fuji, Lumps? Fm on Christmas eve?I'm just a follower of FMs now. Its up to guys like Lumps and Fuj now to lead us. I await further orders from the Captains.
Captin Crunch
12-15-12, 17:12
I'm just a follower of FMs now. Its up to guys like Lumps and Fuj now to lead us.You the Founding Father of Flash Mob. Now you get followers that took over your mission. Thats the job of a great ruler. I was once a member of FM and broke off to do a similar version of FM, but nobody follow me (maybe Wangn or I follow Wangn). I guess I no learn well. Not even my friend BE follow me. Or is he my friend? Me Pabo(stupid in korean)!
You the Founding Father of Flash Mob. Now you get followers that took over your mission. Thats the job of a great ruler. I was once a member of FM and broke off to do a similar version of FM, but nobody follow me (maybe Wangn or I follow Wangn). I guess I no learn well. Not even my friend BE follow me. Or is he my friend? Me Pabo(stupid in korean)!Kapa and Shipshape started FMs. I was just the instigator / marketing promoter. And yeah, you Pabo. LOL. However, EVERYONE that go KB Pabo too, lol. I think Kapa graduated to smart status and his living room bar.
Have you ever bought nekos? YOU are a temporary LVB. Do you have kryptonite bars where you are a regular of KBGs and buy neko because she expects it? Do you do favors for KBGs like become free taxi ride or come bar when they text you to come? Yup, you are definitely a Temporay LVB. Do you go on solo missions and buy neko because she was NICE but no play? That too is a Temporary LVB. EVERYONE I know that go KBs are temporary LVBs including ME! Not you? LIAR! LOL. The fact is, if you are not SOMETIMES temporary LVBs, you are not human! LOL. Local guys are basicly nice guys by nature and we are givers. Yeah, there are a few like Kapa that never buy neko but if the right girl gives good service, even the most NEON guy will buy. Don't worry, there is a big difference between temp LVB and REAL LVB. I often see the FM bros go into LVB mode at certain bars and circumstances. I bet a lot of bros sked go FMs because they no like us see thier kryptonite girls, LOL. No need be shame, you not alone. Some guys get kryptonite girls all over the place, LOL. If you have temp LVB tendencys, I urge you to go FMs so you can choose wisely so your nekos are worth the money spent. Its kind of like a AA support group for LVBs, LOL. Hi, my name is Oldee, and I'm sometimes Temp LVB! LOL.
There will be a BG that you come across in the bar that you find attractive and you soften up to her. Even though you go into a bar saying you are not a LVB, eventually the soft side of you comes out. You then be all nice / respectful and wouldn't say anything sexual towards her. Plus, you feel hesitant to make any physical move on her. You feel shame to do so and you want to be on your best behavior towards her. You be in your nice guy mode. If you're attracted to the BG and she's nice to talk to, what are you going to do? Say to her:
"Sorry, I come to KBs strictly for play only" LOL
You'll buy her a drink. If you bought a BG a drink and there was no play whatsoever, why did you buy her a drink?
There will be a BG that you come across in the bar that you find attractive and you soften up to her. Even though you go into a bar saying you are not a LVB, eventually the soft side of you comes out. You then be all nice / respectful and wouldn't say anything sexual towards her. Plus, you feel hesitant to make any physical move on her. You feel shame to do so and you want to be on your best behavior towards her. You be in your nice guy mode. If you're attracted to the BG and she's nice to talk to, what are you going to do? Say to her:
"Sorry, I come to KBs strictly for play only" LOL
You'll buy her a drink. If you bought a BG a drink and there was no play whatsoever, why did you buy her a drink?Of becoming a REAL LVB, LOL. Most LVBs go through what you describe Uki bro. For me, unless the girl is super hot and or nice, I actually say something to the effect that I dont sit with girls to talk. If she dont like it then on to the next one. If she dont mind then its a win win for both of us, lol. This tactic has saved me alot of time and money. Mind you this is for ones Im actually interested in sitting with. Not my types I just politely decline various ways. Hottie ROBs I just play mind games with them, lol.
There will be a BG that you come across in the bar that you find attractive and you soften up to her. Even though you go into a bar saying you are not a LVB, eventually the soft side of you comes out. You then be all nice / respectful and wouldn't say anything sexual towards her. Plus, you feel hesitant to make any physical move on her. You feel shame to do so and you want to be on your best behavior towards her. You be in your nice guy mode. If you're attracted to the BG and she's nice to talk to, what are you going to do? Say to her:
"Sorry, I come to KBs strictly for play only" LOL
You'll buy her a drink. If you bought a BG a drink and there was no play whatsoever, why did you buy her a drink?We all LVB's in 1 form or another. I'm not usually but sumtimes no can help especially if they like you milk them utters! O. & for the most part we all nice guys too! As long as they feed my tapeworm I'd buy a neko or2 ofcourse it all depends on service, hospitality, etc.
There will be a BG that you come across in the bar that you find attractive and you soften up to her. Even though you go into a bar saying you are not a LVB, eventually the soft side of you comes out. You then be all nice / respectful and wouldn't say anything sexual towards her. Plus, you feel hesitant to make any physical move on her. You feel shame to do so and you want to be on your best behavior towards her. You be in your nice guy mode. If you're attracted to the BG and she's nice to talk to, what are you going to do? Say to her:
"Sorry, I come to KBs strictly for play only" LOL
You'll buy her a drink. If you bought a BG a drink and there was no play whatsoever, why did you buy her a drink?
Have you ever bought nekos? YOU are a temporary LVB. Do you have kryptonite bars where you are a regular of KBGs and buy neko because she expects it? Do you do favors for KBGs like become free taxi ride or come bar when they text you to come? Yup, you are definitely a Temporay LVB. Do you go on solo missions and buy neko because she was NICE but no play? That too is a Temporary LVB. EVERYONE I know that go KBs are temporary LVBs including ME! Not you? LIAR! LOL. The fact is, if you are not SOMETIMES temporary LVBs, you are not human! LOL. Local guys are basicly nice guys by nature and we are givers. Yeah, there are a few like Kapa that never buy neko but if the right girl gives good service, even the most NEON guy will buy. Don't worry, there is a big difference between temp LVB and REAL LVB. I often see the FM bros go into LVB mode at certain bars and circumstances. I bet a lot of bros sked go FMs because they no like us see thier kryptonite girls, LOL. No need be shame, you not alone. Some guys get kryptonite girls all over the place, LOL. If you have temp LVB tendencys, I urge you to go FMs so you can choose wisely so your nekos are worth the money spent. Its kind of like a AA support group for LVBs, LOL. Hi, my name is Oldee, and I'm sometimes Temp LVB! LOL.Well I am one LVB with plenty different KBGs but the ones I keep seeing either give play, given play in past (with hopes of future repeats) or going play! I don't think I keep buying any drinks with no intent of play or at least I don't remember. I do buy mamas, bartenders, othersr drinks who help / hook me up in other ways, kind of tipping for good service. Sometimes there are bars that everytime I go there is no one I like sit with or who I want to try is busy, but I will buy drinks for some one cause you don't want to be labeled as some one who doesn't buy drinkie (or tight wad) Then girls no like sit by you and if they do they no you tight and they don't offer too much. For me being a LVB in order to maximize my $ in the long run.
Well I am one LVB with plenty different KBGs but the ones I keep seeing either give play, given play in past (with hopes of future repeats) or going play! I don't think I keep buying any drinks with no intent of play or at least I don't remember. I do buy mamas, bartenders, othersr drinks who help / hook me up in other ways, kind of tipping for good service. Sometimes there are bars that everytime I go there is no one I like sit with or who I want to try is busy, but I will buy drinks for some one cause you don't want to be labeled as some one who doesn't buy drinkie (or tight wad) Then girls no like sit by you and if they do they no you tight and they don't offer too much. For me being a LVB in order to maximize my $ in the long run.I know who alot of you are, LOL. Your NON reply is a statement that you one REAL LVB, LOL. Got a regular you see but no like share with other bros? You one REAL LVB. The truth will set you free! lol.
My name is John and I am a LVB. I spent decades mongering and fooling around with numerous KBGs and I finally got caught by one. She moved in earlier this year and that is why you guys don't see me posting here very much. It is a nice change and reassuring to have someone at home.
Hottie ROBs I just play mind games with them, lol.Another fun part of going KBs. Stimulating the big head. Hehe.
Shooter808
12-18-12, 05:14
Is being a LVB an attitude or defined by your actions?
I've been hitting the bars recently. Buying drinks because it's fun to bullshit and talk to girls. Nothing real serious with any intent on my part but to flirt and play the game with no expectations on either end.
Then at the end of the night, I go AMPing to bust a nut. I guess if you were to check out what I do, I look like a LVB but I don't feel like one. I'm not buying drinks with the "I fahking hope this chick is into me" attitude. It's just fun talking to them.
Will I score? I don't count on it. I don't escalate it to that level but bar girls have asked me out to dinner, lunch, etc (I pay of course) but what the heck. It's cheaper timewise then buying champagne right? I've done that too but don't expect shit to happen in the room.
Guess I'm an easy mark but I get what I want and look at is extended foreplay. Ha. I get lit up but go and fuck some hottie before I go home. Maybe I should seek enlightenment at one of the FMs.
Well I am one LVB with plenty different KBGs but the ones I keep seeing either give play, given play in past (with hopes of future repeats) or going play! I don't think I keep buying any drinks with no intent of play or at least I don't remember. I do buy mamas, bartenders, othersr drinks who help / hook me up in other ways, kind of tipping for good service. Sometimes there are bars that everytime I go there is no one I like sit with or who I want to try is busy, but I will buy drinks for some one cause you don't want to be labeled as some one who doesn't buy drinkie (or tight wad) Then girls no like sit by you and if they do they no you tight and they don't offer too much. For me being a LVB in order to maximize my $ in the long run.1 Philoshy I do believe in is "once a CHANG, always a CHANG". You all know what a "CHANG" is I presume? An individual worse than a "Pa'K". Man once you are labeled / I. D. As a "Pa'K" or worse yet "CHANG" that shit never comes off. Not just with the ladies but mo worse, the bro's. So don't be a FKN CHANG! Because "S. T. B. Y." if you are. Sux To Be You if you are!
Is being a LVB an attitude or defined by your actions?
I've been hitting the bars recently. Buying drinks because it's fun to bullshit and talk to girls. Nothing real serious with any intent on my part but to flirt and play the game with no expectations on either end.
Then at the end of the night, I go AMPing to bust a nut. I guess if you were to check out what I do, I look like a LVB but I don't feel like one. I'm not buying drinks with the "I fahking hope this chick is into me" attitude. It's just fun talking to them.
Will I score? I don't count on it. I don't escalate it to that level but bar girls have asked me out to dinner, lunch, etc (I pay of course) but what the heck. It's cheaper timewise then buying champagne right? I've done that too but don't expect shit to happen in the room.
Guess I'm an easy mark but I get what I want and look at is extended foreplay. Ha. I get lit up but go and fuck some hottie before I go home. Maybe I should seek enlightenment at one of the FMs.Who really gives a crap? It's just a form of entertainment. When you spend your own money, have a good time and not feel ripped off or cheated. It's all good! What we don't like to see is guys being led on to believe there is something more to the 'relationship' and getting head over heels over a KBG dumping their hard earned $. There are some that sit with a LVB and she gets up to get a drink / bathroom break, when she is really going to see her customer in the backroom. Who wants to be waiting around while the KBG is sucking some guys dick in the back? Well my dick better be the one getting sucked! Not hoping she going comeback and hold my hand! While an extreme example most times they are table jumping (not sucking dick) , but they just as well cause poor LVB sitting and waiting cause she tells him he is special!
Keep it all in perspective and don't get caught up in the BS. Sure the KBs can be addictive but don't let the KB have the control, keep control. Especially over your wallet.
Just as discussed with Oldee. His form of cheap and mine different, just as we all have different forms of successful play. Some happy holding hands and having intriguing conversation, others like titty play or sticky fingers, yet others only want the homerun. Personally if you want the homerun go AMP, you go 2x for the one shot at KB / VB.
Shooter808
12-18-12, 08:12
Vapor, Mahalos for replying. Yeah I'm not going to change my MO. I'm just mulling over if I should check out one of these FM's. Sounds like fun but I'm pretty low profile so I'd prefer to be anonymous. I'm a pretty prolific monger and getting into the KBG scene. I'm selective but I fahken LOLed when I figured out the Kryptonite KBG meaning. Yeah I hold my cards tight but if you figure out my Krypto, you got me. Heh.
Everyone's game is different so even if I get the wisdom from the old school guys, maybe I cannot pull off. I roll with some old school bangers (I guess vet roller LVB's) and I no can pull their game. I have my own style but not really willing to out myself since we talk about so much shit on this board. But you guys sound like fun guys. I'd love to grab a beer but prolly my scumbag radar prolly I'd you guys in the bar anyway. Maybe I'll follow a hunch one day and just sit down and buy you guys a beer.
Niner Whiner
12-18-12, 14:21
Maybe we got to start one support group and call it LVBA and the FM be the counseling session?
As mentioned by fellow mongers, there's a LVB in all of us, if not, why go KB?
I no go after KBGs who play. Who knows where that mouth been? And yet get plenty guys who DFK KBGs.
I guess the trick is to not spend and not look cheap.
And JR. Good luck, I hope that works out for you.
I wish more of you would reply or confess as the case may be, LOL. Hey Shooter, just go FM, you not going regret it. Yeah, you and Vap small kine LVBs but its all good as long as you enjoy yourselves. Someday Vap going agree with my budget when he and bang several more KBGs for free, lol. THAT is HR bro. Im ova da hill now tho and not many FMs left for me so try come FM before I get permanent brain damage. Just rememba, neva say neva and learning neva stops unless you like be stupid. lol.
As Vaps said "in the end" its all about having fun no matter your budget or how deep your pockets are. Fortunately for KB guys this forum is extremely informative especially for all the noobs, hell, I'm still a noob who likes to milk a boob or 2! In my case it always seem unavoidable not buying a neko or2 or3 for either the bartender usually sometimes the Mama too. My weakness is my "tapeworm" named "Hulk" BTW in my belly (kidding). I usually refuse pupu's at first cause I always drink on an empty stomach why? Hell IDK that's just the way its always been for me but we always seem to end up with a lot of goodies. I've always tipped well sumtimes too well but for me service I. E. Pupu's, beerus, etc is #1. If play comes my way I'm kool with it but in all honesty idc much if it comes or not. I just like to hang, drink, eat & enjoy the atmoshere, entertainment. For all you bro's who are on the fence of attending an FM what's keeping you guys on the sidelines? I only went to 1 to date but I encourage you all even if its just 1 to attend & fellowship with the bro's. Believe no shame you like drink, drink. You like man handle sum utters, milk them. You like be loud, go nuts. For me it was to put a face behind the personas & now a couple of us we always drink together as often as 3-4x's a week. Hurry up maybe get Christmas Eve FM! Shoots Den.
Personally if you want the homerun go AMP, you go 2x for the one shot at KB / VB.I was once a lvb until I saw the light haha. If you're looking to score with a chick at a kb or strip bar, save yourself some time, money and aggravation. Go straight to AMP like Vap says. Wish I found this site years ago. Preach!
Member #4374
12-19-12, 02:44
I think the KBGs must think of Hawaii as the land of paradise. Not becuz of the beautiful scenery and beaches, but because of the LVBs spending money on them and being nice to them when in Korea they would be considered rubbish.
I think the KBGs must think of Hawaii as the land of paradise. Not becuz of the beautiful scenery and beaches, but because of the LVBs spending money on them and being nice to them when in Korea they would be considered rubbish.That's probably one of the main reasons why they like it here in HI because you figure, they come here primarily to work and make money. Plus, the added bonus of men that offer to cater to and be treating them. That's not a bad deal after all. A KBG may not like the guy where she'll take him seriously but, she's benefitting in other ways. If she's new to HI, she likes the idea that men show her around, take her to places, treat her to lunch / dinner, buy her things. It's an offer that she most likely cannot refuse and turn down. She feels like a queen being catered to. Hey, it beats her being at home bored. Even the girls in foreign countries admit it to. They don't mind meeting up with the foreigners because they get to hangout in a nice hotel with A / C, watch TV, go on the computer, eat at a nice restaurant and be taken to the malls shopping.
I think the KBGs must think of Hawaii as the land of paradise. Not becuz of the beautiful scenery and beaches, but because of the LVBs spending money on them and being nice to them when in Korea they would be considered rubbish.They are also thought of that way by 99% of OUR population too. We who go probably forget less 1% of the population are regular KB goers. No you say? Think if every west side Kalihi and town KB was packed every bar would be 10k guys? Nope. lol. Oldee watches Uki and others doing calculations in their head, lol. Hey Uki, you think get more AMP and MT guys or KB guys?
You guys rock and was a fun year. If not for FMs, KBs would've been the same ole same ole this this year. I remember the first one where Uki chose green and I was the ONLY one in Gtea wearing green. We' ve come a long way. ALL the FM guys I met were / are cool dudes. If you never go FM, besides scheduling conflicts, its probably becuz you assume its something its not. You can be yourself and do your own thing. I just hope 2013 is even better. Eh KK an KKK, you guys can volunteer be FM captain too you know. LOL. Anyhow, just wanted to say Merry Christmas to ALL mongers before I forget being I getting senile, LOL.
Someone called out to me in my neighborhood and it was Kapa. He looked handsome as ever and gave me the shaka and howzit but since he was driving, couldn't talk to say whats up. I think he graduated to smart status and Kapa's comfy no need worry bar. Could be he came from daytime KB drinking thoas was late afternoon, LOL.
Despite overall slow bars with choke Dragon Princess Robs, it was a fun year for me. What about you guys? There were many bar changes like Napa, Camelot, Mflower to name a few as well as similar changes in Kalihi and the ever present musical chair KBG movements. I notice too Kalihi is overall busier late afternoon early evening than town these days. There is also play to be had then early, right Mogo bro? Best part of 2012 for me was meeting all the cool FM bros. Watching some of them get play on the cheap was just as fun as me getting play, LOL. I think I getting too old so KBGs no like play with me, LOL. How was 2012 for you?
For 2013, I hope more of you can join in the FM fun and comraderie of fellow sukebe bros, even if you one LVB, LOL. It was interesting to see everyone's perspectives in the KB scene and I learned alot. Im an optomist and I wish next year will be even more interesting than this year was. After all, its ALL about the FUN!
You guys rock and was a fun year. If not for FMs, KBs would've been the same ole same ole this this year. I remember the first one where Uki chose green and I was the ONLY one in Gtea wearing green. We' ve come a long way. ALL the FM guys I met were / are cool dudes. If you never go FM, besides scheduling conflicts, its probably becuz you assume its something its not. You can be yourself and do your own thing. I just hope 2013 is even better. Eh KK an KKK, you guys can volunteer be FM captain too you know. LOL. Anyhow, just wanted to say Merry Christmas to ALL mongers before I forget being I getting senile, LOL.Hehe. I was reading on the past reports and this FM thing started 9 months ago. Wow. Came across Shipshapes post on the T shirt thing and it made me giggle.
Well tonight I'll be with my special KBG? Anyways here's to more mongering and more sexual experiences in 2013.
Hehe. I was reading on the past reports and this FM thing started 9 months ago. Wow. Came across Shipshapes post on the T shirt thing and it made me giggle.Eh Fuj, when is it? I am trying to have more of you guys step up and lead us in 2013 and me take a more backseat role. I wasnt kidding when I said there are no FM bosses. Hey Uki, you still the only manly man I know that giggles, LOL. Hey KK and KKK, you guys got to do a Kalihi FM too sometime too man. Its time for royalty to lead us in Kalihi. I know guys waiting for us make FM because neva have one long time.
Captin Crunch
01-08-13, 16:45
Eh Fuj, when is it? I am trying to have more of you guys step up and lead us in 2013 and me take a more backseat role. I wasnt kidding when I said there are no FM bosses. Hey Uki, you still the only manly man I know that giggles, LOL. Hey KK and KKK, you guys got to do a Kalihi FM too sometime too man. Its time for royalty to lead us in Kalihi. I know guys waiting for us make FM because neva have one long time.From what I read on this thread and heard thru some sources, Capt Fuj can hold his own in Kalihi. Especially when he got to fight off 2 bgs clinging to their man. I like just partake in some beers, pupus, and good fun talk with the brothers. No can have a good time if lurkers got to chase you down and figure where you are. Just get more wasted trying to chug down your beer so that you can be at the next bar at a specific time.
BTW, I no like be known as KK (Kalihi King) unless its suppose to mean King Kong. LOL!
Fujikurasplice
01-08-13, 18:48
From what I read on this thread and heard thru some sources, Capt Fuj can hold his own in Kalihi. Especially when he got to fight off 2 bgs clinging to their man. I like just partake in some beers, pupus, and good fun talk with the brothers. No can have a good time if lurkers got to chase you down and figure where you are. Just get more wasted trying to chug down your beer so that you can be at the next bar at a specific time.
BTW, I no like be known as KK (Kalihi King) unless its suppose to mean King Kong. LOL!Who's spreading rumors I get 2 KBGs chasing me? I don't buy nekos anymore, KBG just give me their sour face whenever I show up, but I do leave tip for beers.
Who's spreading rumors I get 2 KBGs chasing me? I don't buy nekos anymore, KBG just give me their sour face whenever I show up, but I do leave tip for beers.That's just MM trying to pass the buck because he no like be FM Captain, LOL. However, Fuj DOES have KBGs chasing him both Kalihi and town. I don't know if he been buying nekos but I been wondering where is his reports knowing he been drinking KBs alot recently, LOL.
Capt Fuj and me was talking about the next FM and he suggested it. Sounds good to me. I think he wants MM, Vap, and Wangn to help him tho. Any of you guys interested in going? We havnt done west side bars yet. What do you guys think?
Captin Crunch
01-13-13, 01:16
Capt Fuj and me was talking about the next FM and he suggested it. Sounds good to me. I think he wants MM, Vap, and Wangn to help him tho. Any of you guys interested in going? We havnt done west side bars yet. What do you guys think?Help him what?
Capt Fuj and me was talking about the next FM and he suggested it. Sounds good to me. I think he wants MM, Vap, and Wangn to help him tho. Any of you guys interested in going? We havnt done west side bars yet. What do you guys think?Not me! I only been down that side couple times in past few years and always with guys who know the area.
Help him what?I presume its suggestions on where, when, etc. If you guys don't want to go there, I guess its Kalihi, town, or both? I just know that a few guys are waiting for the next FM.
Captin Crunch
01-14-13, 02:16
I presume its suggestions on where, when, etc. If you guys don't want to go there, I guess its Kalihi, town, or both? I just know that a few guys are waiting for the next FM.We would plan an outing, but one of the bros now get one chagi and no can go drink anyplace. The korean wireless too strong. So now its mainly me and one other bro. Lets me know if you like join us, but we no fm around too much. Just drink, eat, and joke around.
One of the biggest mistakes I see guys make at the bars is not choosing who they want to sit with and buy nekos for. They wait for things to happen rather than making things happen. They usually buy nekos for whoever sits with them or the ones mama brings. Is that YOU? LOL. They go bar to to bar hoping they get lucky but more often than not, its always the ones they don't care for. I see this at EVERY bar. If that's you, the answer to you sitting with the ones you want is VERY simple. ASK for her or ask her yourself directly. Surprisingly, most guys don't do this. Is she always too busy with LVBs? Consider yourself lucky and choose another. Perhaps go at the beginning of her shift on a weekday or try second shift. In any case, CHOOSE and do not be CHOSEN by KBGs unless the one you want chooses you. (rare). Do this and you will have much more fun at the bars.
This mongering tip provided courtesy of Aloha KB Tours, lol.
One of the biggest mistakes I see guys make at the bars is not choosing who they want to sit with and buy nekos for. They wait for things to happen rather than making things happen. They usually buy nekos for whoever sits with them or the ones mama brings. Is that YOU? LOL. They go bar to to bar hoping they get lucky but more often than not, its always the ones they don't care for. I see this at EVERY bar. If that's you, the answer to you sitting with the ones you want is VERY simple. ASK for her or ask her yourself directly. Surprisingly, most guys don't do this. Is she always too busy with LVBs? Consider yourself lucky and choose another. Perhaps go at the beginning of her shift on a weekday or try second shift. In any case, CHOOSE and do not be CHOSEN by KBGs unless the one you want chooses you. (rare). Do this and you will have much more fun at the bars.
This mongering tip provided courtesy of Aloha KB Tours, LOL.Yeah. That's so true. The biggest factor is they shame to choose. Plus, the pressure is too much for them to say no if the BG presses on them or the MS brings the girl over. It's like out of respect / guilt, they end up buying the girl a drink. But, I think more guys now are saying no when a BG approaches them because the BGs these days don't seem to approach like how they did before. It's like the BGs shame they'll get a no answer that they don't even bother.
BG reply: "You know why we don't approach? We know you're not going to buy LD anyway. So, why bother? Plus, you complain about being bothered when a BG you're not interested in approaches. Shit, no need already!"
Hehe.
One of the biggest mistakes I see guys make at the bars is not choosing who they want to sit with and buy nekos for. They wait for things to happen rather than making things happen. They usually buy nekos for whoever sits with them or the ones mama brings. Is that YOU? LOL. They go bar to to bar hoping they get lucky but more often than not, its always the ones they don't care for. I see this at EVERY bar. If that's you, the answer to you sitting with the ones you want is VERY simple. ASK for her or ask her yourself directly. Surprisingly, most guys don't do this. Is she always too busy with LVBs? Consider yourself lucky and choose another. Perhaps go at the beginning of her shift on a weekday or try second shift. In any case, CHOOSE and do not be CHOSEN by KBGs unless the one you want chooses you. (rare). Do this and you will have much more fun at the bars.
This mongering tip provided courtesy of Aloha KB Tours, LOL.I guess pending on one's mentality I always felt make the girl run to you and not to her. If she runs to you there is a chance she may have interest in you. Making eye contact could also help. Of course that doesn't mean in the meantime to sit with any girl mama brings unless you want to. Could get lonely at times, but hell you save yourself a lot of money and misery.
I guess pending on one's mentality I always felt make the girl run to you and not to her. If she runs to you there is a chance she may have interest in you. Making eye contact could also help. Of course that doesn't mean in the meantime to sit with any girl mama brings unless you want to. Could get lonely at times, but hell you save yourself a lot of money and misery.Haha, I guess that might happen to guys like you but for the most part, KBGs look with dollar sign eyes and looking to hookup is the farthest thing on thier minds. We choose almost everything we buy in life so why not KBGs? Nowadays, the pickings are slim so its even more important to choose. I guess your eye contact and smile is a sutle way of choosing tho. Many of the girls today don't approach guys because they are stuckup, too much pride, no personality, etc. (the ones that want mama to bring them customers). They are the LVB specialists, LOL. Wait till they older and got to work Kalihi, LOL. What about the young, hot, AND play KBGs? I dont know, maybe one of the FM guys will tell you, lol.
One of the biggest mistakes I see guys make at the bars is not choosing who they want to sit with and buy nekos for. They wait for things to happen rather than making things happen. They usually buy nekos for whoever sits with them or the ones mama brings. Is that YOU? LOL. They go bar to to bar hoping they get lucky but more often than not, its always the ones they don't care for. I see this at EVERY bar. If that's you, the answer to you sitting with the ones you want is VERY simple. ASK for her or ask her yourself directly. Surprisingly, most guys don't do this. Is she always too busy with LVBs? Consider yourself lucky and choose another. Perhaps go at the beginning of her shift on a weekday or try second shift. In any case, CHOOSE and do not be CHOSEN by KBGs unless the one you want chooses you. (rare). Do this and you will have much more fun at the bars.
This mongering tip provided courtesy of Aloha KB Tours, LOL.Words of wisdom by master Oldee. Don't fall for their bullshit line,"I remember you from X bar". One tried it and I called her on it,"Yeah, I rememba you. We go sit booth, and you give me blow job again, like the last time." KBG,"Eesh!" Turns around and walks away, mumbling something in K to a co-ho. LOL.
Turns around and walks away, mumbling something in K to a co-ho. LOL.Co-ho, that's fricken hilarious bro. I like that one!
Words of wisdom by master Oldee. Don't fall for their bullshit line,"I remember you from X bar". One tried it and I called her on it,"Yeah, I rememba you. We go sit booth, and you give me blow job again, like the last time." KBG,"Eesh!" Turns around and walks away, mumbling something in K to a co-ho. LOL.Only girl I heard that line from was citizen Lily. She would say it to my friend too. Its funny cause I found out she lived in the same building as my friend. When I told him, he replied jokingly,"no wonder she knows me."
Haha, I guess that might happen to guys like you but for the most part, KBGs look with dollar sign eyes and looking to hookup is the farthest thing on thier minds. We choose almost everything we buy in life so why not KBGs? Nowadays, the pickings are slim so its even more important to choose. I guess your eye contact and smile is a sutle way of choosing tho. Many of the girls today don't approach guys because they are stuckup, too much pride, no personality, etc. (the ones that want mama to bring them customers). They are the LVB specialists, LOL. Wait till they older and got to work Kalihi, LOL. What about the young, hot, AND play KBGs? I dont know, maybe one of the FM guys will tell you, lol.I really would have to take that approach in Camelot. As I reported, there is a lot of youngins there and if I choose myself I might choose all and go broke. LOL
One of the biggest mistakes I see guys make at the bars is not choosing who they want to sit with and buy nekos for. They wait for things to happen rather than making things happen. They usually buy nekos for whoever sits with them or the ones mama brings. Is that YOU? LOL. They go bar to to bar hoping they get lucky but more often than not, its always the ones they don't care for. I see this at EVERY bar. If that's you, the answer to you sitting with the ones you want is VERY simple. ASK for her or ask her yourself directly. Surprisingly, most guys don't do this. Is she always too busy with LVBs? Consider yourself lucky and choose another. Perhaps go at the beginning of her shift on a weekday or try second shift. In any case, CHOOSE and do not be CHOSEN by KBGs unless the one you want chooses you. (rare). Do this and you will have much more fun at the bars.
This mongering tip provided courtesy of Aloha KB Tours, LOL.Thank You for the tip Oldee-Wan Kenobi.
I really would have to take that approach in Camelot. As I reported, there is a lot of youngins there and if I choose myself I might choose all and go broke. LOLI think the drawback to choosing a BG is that she has the impression that you don't mind spending on her if you do call her to come sit with you. She's going to think:
"I guess this guy doesn't mind buying me LD since he's calling me over to sit with him"
I think the drawback to choosing a BG is that she has the impression that you don't mind spending on her if you do call her to come sit with you. She's going to think:
"I guess this guy doesn't mind buying me LD since he's calling me over to sit with him"Yeah, you right Ukister bro, however, hopefully you would have done proper recon BEFORE you called her over. Btw, virtually ALL the young PRINCESS robs at Camelot got boyfiends or hubbys, lol. Play there is expensive IF you get any at all. Maybe not for Vap tho, lol.
I think the drawback to choosing a BG is that she has the impression that you don't mind spending on her if you do call her to come sit with you. She's going to think:
"I guess this guy doesn't mind buying me LD since he's calling me over to sit with him"Totally agree, thats one of the main reason I keep the game going. Will I buy you drink? How much will I spend? Am I a sucker? If you want to find out, got to sit on papas lap first.
Totally agree, thats one of the main reason I keep the game going. Will I buy you drink? How much will I spend? Am I a sucker? If you want to find out, got to sit on papas lap first.At a recent FM, Uki was telling one of the bros how he likes KBGs to approach him and how he gives them credit for making the effort, then pest Natalie came bodda him for neko at he next bar, LOL. Just kidding you bro, LOL. Us ugly guys got to choose because the hotties no choose us, LOL.
At a recent FM, Uki was telling one of the bros how he likes KBGs to approach him and how he gives them credit for making the effort, then pest Natalie came bodda him for neko at he next bar, LOL. Just kidding you bro, LOL. Us ugly guys got to choose because the hotties no choose us, LOL.I can't stand Natalie! She thinks she is hot when she is actually just a has been. More like never been. The only way she survives in the bars is she keeps kissing mama's ass.
Fuj? Jetz? MM? Wangn? Time for Kalihi or both D5 and town FM? Just call it bros. Maybe more lurkers and new FMers like go. If you never went, first timers will tell you its totally painless and fun. If you one sukebe guy, betta yet. You'd be surprised what you might not otherwise experience and learn. Again, I await the next. Captain's orders.
At a recent FM, Uki was telling one of the bros how he likes KBGs to approach him and how he gives them credit for making the effort, then pest Natalie came bodda him for neko at he next bar, LOL. Just kidding you bro, LOL. Us ugly guys got to choose because the hotties no choose us, LOL.Well I not handsome enough to get attract the hot ones at EG after 2. Instead the old rejects come swarming to me, in which I have to chase them away with a fly swatter.
Captin Crunch
01-30-13, 19:50
Fuj? Jetz? MM? Wangn? Time for Kalihi or both D5 and town FM? Just call it bros. Maybe more lurkers and new FMers like go. If you never went, first timers will tell you its totally painless and fun. If you one sukebe guy, betta yet. You'd be surprised what you might not otherwise experience and learn. Again, I await the next. Captain's orders.Might be willing to do a day fm on feb 8; but going be early if me and the "kkk" going be involved. We may or may not hopscotch bars either. Just drink and have fun. Probably would end around 8 or 9. Whenever we get drink. Anyone seriously interestd?
Might be willing to do a day fm on feb 8; but going be early if me and the "kkk" going be involved. We may or may not hopscotch bars either. Just drink and have fun. Probably would end around 8 or 9. Whenever we get drink. Anyone seriously interestd?Of course me. Maybe can have the late comers continue on through the night too. Come on you never been FM guys, come out from hiding behind your PC and join the fun. FMs are the ONLY event forum members do together as a group. We dont talk about being brothers like on the forum, we live it and practice for real! Im aiming this at new readers and lurkers cuz vet forum guys would have gone already if interested. Others like CraxyGlu waiting for FM fit his schedule. Btw, to date, more than 2 dozen bros have atttended FMs.
Belot Eater
01-31-13, 13:45
Of course me. Maybe can have the late comers continue on through the night too. Come on you never been FM guys, come out from hiding behind your PC and join the fun. FMs are the ONLY event forum members do together as a group. We dont talk about being brothers like on the forum, we live it and practice for real! Im aiming this at new readers and lurkers cuz vet forum guys would have gone already if interested. Others like CraxyGlu waiting for FM fit his schedule. Btw, to date, more than 2 dozen bros have atttended FMs.That's why I no like hang with MM, cause the fucker always go home early with the girls <-you see the s in girls, he get lots of gfs. But no share.
Captin Crunch
02-01-13, 01:14
That's why I no like hang with MM, cause the fucker always go home early with the girls <-you see the s in girls, he get lots of gfs. But no share.The funny thing is that when I ever went out with BE, he neva see me sit with or play with anyone. Same thing I neva see him play with any kbg. But he get game and has the gift of the tongue that can get him action if he Wanted. You guys should see and hear this guy in action. He's my idol!
Fujikurasplice
02-01-13, 01:37
The funny thing is that when I ever went out with BE, he neva see me sit with or play with anyone. Same thing I neva see him play with any kbg. But he get game and has the gift of the tongue that can get him action if he Wanted. You guys should see and hear this guy in action. He's my idol!You should have seen him put the moves on her. He said so many things, he couldn't remember what he said. But she was smitten with him.
Have you decided where and when your D5 FM going be? Let us know bro.
That's why I no like hang with MM, cause the fucker always go home early with the girls <-you see the s in girls, he get lots of gfs. But no share.MM= Melt in your Mouth not in your hands! Haha!
Captin Crunch
02-05-13, 03:27
Have you decided where and when your D5 FM going be? Let us know bro.Maybe Friday. Starts early. 1-2 pm?
Maybe Friday. Starts early. 1-2 pm?What's D5? Forgive me, I'm just a newbie.
Fujikurasplice
02-05-13, 03:45
What's D5? Forgive me, I'm just a newbie.Stop lying, you older than Oldee.
Maybe Friday. Starts early. 1-2 pm?Curious minds want to know. Eh KK, did you decide what bar yet?
Fujikurasplice
02-06-13, 01:01
Curious minds want to know. Eh KK, did you decide what bar yet?Come on all you LVBs, you got to show up and attend Oldee's Korean Bar Tours lecture on how to get the most mileage out of your dollars.
DudleyBoys
02-06-13, 01:24
Come on all you LVBs, you got to show up and attend Oldee's Korean Bar Tours lecture on how to get the most mileage out of your dollars.I once was an unknowledgable lvb but after oldee's lecture I found out I don't have to waste so much money on minimal play. (Testimonial from oldee Korean tour lecture graduate)
Belot Eater
02-06-13, 01:48
Curious minds want to know. Eh KK, did you decide what bar yet?Sorry, movie nites at friends house.
Curious minds want to know. Eh KK, did you decide what bar yet?Showing up to support the Honorable Kalihi King! Ha!
Showing up to support the Honorable Kalihi King! Ha!Sorry MM, I was on vacay all week & drank myself silly every fckn day so I needed to R&R cause I may have done bodily harm to my innards! LOL! You all have fun with the King now! I need to recharge my batteries & give my organs some well deserved rest.
Captin Crunch
02-09-13, 12:04
Sorry MM, I was on vacay all week & drank myself silly every fckn day so I needed to R&R cause I may have done bodily harm to my innards! LOL! You all have fun with the King now! I need to recharge my batteries & give my organs some well deserved rest.Does this mean you still on R&R today? Are the innards still soaked with alcohol? Eat some pho and you'll be recharged and ready to go again. Let's go!
Niner Whiner
02-09-13, 15:32
Maybe Friday. Starts early. 1-2 pm?How you guys start so early?
FWIW. I going CS tonight. Second shift.
V-day coming up. KBGs going get spoiled cause of the LVBs.
Does this mean you still on R&R today? Are the innards still soaked with alcohol? Eat some pho and you'll be recharged and ready to go again. Let's go!Yo I pau hanaat5. I text you what's up.
Captin Crunch
02-09-13, 23:06
How you guys start so early?
FWIW. I going CS tonight. Second shift.
V-day coming up. KBGs going get spoiled cause of the LVBs.If you drink early and go home early, you cannot get into trouble. If the B and C team girls start looking good like A team girls, its time to head home.
Plus happy hour prices and bartender pupus are better and cheaper than 2nd shift. When you get my age, you'll understand. Still don't know how Oldee is a 2nd shift guy? I guess he is young, handsome, and get deep pockets like BE.
If you drink early and go home early, you cannot get into trouble. If the B and C team girls start looking good like A team girls, its time to head home.
Plus happy hour prices and bartender pupus are better and cheaper than 2nd shift. When you get my age, you'll understand. Still don't know how Oldee is a 2nd shift guy? I guess he is young, handsome, and get deep pockets like BE.Sorry I couldn't make your DAYfm. Day FMs are more cruise with the boys rather than KBG hunting. That is is not to say the Kalihi King don't hunt at night too sometimes. You can also get alot of intel daytime too. Finally figured out Captain just got to choose bar ah MM, LOL. Fuj didn't report on FM so must be he went hunting at night after you left, LOL.
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