Escort Reports

[NocturnalGuy00]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/allday-longoutcallz-20/4437150

She said that she was the same girl as on the pics, but was totally not. I paid up front when I got there and she gave the money to a "girl" outside that is something like her pimp I think. Really manly girl.

On the phone she said she would do FS for. 9 but when I got there, she'd only do a CBJ. Bull. She was way not into it and I made sure she gave me a deep BJ because of it.

STAY AWAY guys.

[Andy54]

Beware of both of these girls. I am not going to bash them on this forum, but I want to warn everyone to stay away from them so you don't have to go through what I did. If you still think you might want to see either of them and would like some specifics as to why I am putting this warning out, just PM me and I will gladly give you more than one reason why you should avoid these two.

[Hola Mundo]

Beware of both of these girls. I am not going to bash them on this forum, but I want to warn everyone to stay away from them so you don't have to go through what I did. If you still think you might want to see either of them and would like some specifics as to why I am putting this warning out, just PM me and I will gladly give you more than one reason why you should avoid these two.You should have read these recent reviews.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9362-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1229192&viewfull=1#post1229192

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9362-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1229624&viewfull=1#post1229624

[Coolios]

Stay away from this one. Not her pictures. Smelled of cigarettes and cheap perfume. Big tits but they looked small on her because everything else was so damn big. Rushed and no fun.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/volumptious-blonde-28/4478833

[Qjwin]

I've had great luck over the past few days picking up a few nice SWs in Capitol Motel's back parking lot. In the back of the Capitol Motel it has a parking lot that has a fenced in porch area connected to the motel. I've picked up about three nice

SWs from that spot over the past couple months late in the evening, from about 10:30 pm through about 2 a. M. On Fri and or Sat.

The Capitol Motel is dumpy motel located just off the beltline (you can see it from the beltline, it's by the car dealerships) from the Expo Inn (the Expo is essentially in the Badger Road area).

Have fun!

[Andy54]

I don't know how I missed that. I guess that one serves me right for not paying attention to this forum. But since I got ripped I wanted to make sure everyone else knew about her. So a second post might help someone else. (I hope)


You should have read these recent reviews.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9362-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1229192&viewfull=1#post1229192

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9362-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1229624&viewfull=1#post1229624

[Qjwin]

I've had great luck over the past few days picking up a few nice SWs in Capitol Motel's back parking lot. In the back of the Capitol Motel it has a parking lot that has a fenced in porch area connected to the motel. I've picked up about three nice.

SWs from that spot over the past couple months late in the evening, from about 10:30 pm through about 2 am On Fri and or Sat.

The Capitol Motel is dumpy motel located just off the beltline (you can see it from the beltline, it's by the car dealerships) from the Expo Inn (the Expo is essentially in the Badger Road area).

Have fun!

[Andy54]

Ca$sha and Barbie Doll are the same person. I emailed both of them on BP and got a response back. Her email address was the same in both emails. She has a different phone number in each ad. Almost as if she doesn't want us to know she is the same girl. The one ad is posted in Body rubs and the other in Escorts. I don't know if that is a bad thing or a good thing, but I think it is a good thing for everyone to know.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/barbie-doll-here-and-ready-for-your-wildest-dreams-19/4383619

http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs/senual-summer-seion-40-special-new-pics-20/4057343

[Andy54]

I found out today that Ca$ha and Barbie Doll are actually 2 different people. They just share a place and use the same email.


Ca$sha and Barbie Doll are the same person. I emailed both of them on BP and got a response back. Her email address was the same in both emails. She has a different phone number in each ad. Almost as if she doesn't want us to know she is the same girl. The one ad is posted in Body rubs and the other in Escorts. I don't know if that is a bad thing or a good thing, but I think it is a good thing for everyone to know.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/barbie-doll-here-and-ready-for-your-wildest-dreams-19/4383619

http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs/senual-summer-seion-40-special-new-pics-20/4057343

[Too Nice]

Ca$sha and Barbie Doll are the same person. I emailed both of them on BP and got a response back. Her email address was the same in both emails. She has a different phone number in each ad. Almost as if she doesn't want us to know she is the same girl. The one ad is posted in Body rubs and the other in Escorts. I don't know if that is a bad thing or a good thing, but I think it is a good thing for everyone to know.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/barbie-doll-here-and-ready-for-your-wildest-dreams-19/4383619

http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs/senual-summer-seion-40-special-new-pics-20/4057343That would explain why Barbie Doll claims to have 2 years of experience even though she's only been on BP since spring.

[Jw764]

I found out today that Ca$ha and Barbie Doll are actually 2 different people. They just share a place and use the same email.More than just the two of them, I believe. Barbie mentioned a "sister" to me. I inquired about the "sister" and was given a number without a name. I suspected the number might belong to Bambi, the one PW previously thought was the same person as Barbie. I googled the number and found it pointed to a rotating stable of girls including: Barbie herself, Bambi, Casha, Honey (some big black girl on Barbie's couch) and Raven (never heard of her). So apparently Barbie graduated to her own phone number while the other number (s) rotates through a stable of less established or traveling girls.

Bambi:

http://escortsearch.us/model_page_cast.php?talent_id=224556&

Casha:

http://wisconsin.adultsearch.com/BodyRubs/Madison/366632

Honey:

http://milwaukee.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-weet-tate-of-honeyy-100-pecial-20/4508540

Raven:

http://madison-wi.mydatinglistings.com/body-rubs/sweet-seduction-22-report-ad_19154162.html

[Big Rd]

Wasn't Casha exposed as a rob a month or two ago on another post?

[Andy54]

What is a "rob"


Wasn't Casha exposed as a rob a month or two ago on another post?

[Permanent Wood]

What is a "rob"

R ip
O ff
B i*tch

Complete listings : http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=custompages_abbreviations

[Moonroach]

I saw Tessa awhile ago and I'm late putting up this post. I've seen her a few times before and arranged to meet at her place in Beloit. We agreed on 90 min and at least 2 pops and greek for $$$.

When I arrived she seemed a lot more relaxed than the last time we meet. She started off slow, but in no time she gave me the PSE I have ever had. Everything was covered, but we went from 69 to cowgirl to reverse cowgirl (greek) to cowgirl (greek). I've never been ridden that hard before and never like that for greek. It was amazing. Then changed covers for my first pop with a CBJ. We recovered for awhile and then CBJ to doggie to doggie (greek). She was not timid at all thrusting back into me for the greek. I was exhausted after that last pop, but it was well worth it.

I will definitely repeat.

[Rock Bustr]

As I have been swamped at work for the past month now I found and extended period of time to kill as in more than 5hrs and less than A week. So I called on and old reliable lady to spend it with And glad I did. I told her I would like to take her out to eat first, but after she got in the car I could not take it any more we found a secluded place and she unleashed with her excellent oral skills wight out in the wilderness WOW what A way to start A night. After we got A bite we ended up at my motel and off to the races we went again but this one I just had to have more than oral so on went the cover, tried doggy then finished with mish. After that she fell asleep in my arms, As I lay dreaming of her, I was pleasantly surprised to be woke up by her excellent oral skills again. Boy she is good at that. As we did the dirty dead A couple of more times I laid there thinking how lucky I am to Know such A wonderful lady and every time I see her it gets better and better she never disappoints me always treats me like A king!

[SexyLayla123]

As I have been swamped at work for the past month now I found and extended period of time to kill as in more than 5hrs and less than A week. So I called on and old reliable lady to spend it with And glad I did. I told her I would like to take her out to eat first, but after she got in the car I could not take it any more we found a secluded place and she unleashed with her excellent oral skills wight out in the wilderness WOW what A way to start A night. After we got A bite we ended up at my motel and off to the races we went again but this one I just had to have more than oral so on went the cover, tried doggy then finished with mish. After that she fell asleep in my arms, As I lay dreaming of her, I was pleasantly surprised to be woke up by her excellent oral skills again. Boy she is good at that. As we did the dirty dead A couple of more times I laid there thinking how lucky I am to Know such A wonderful lady and every time I see her it gets better and better she never disappoints me always treats me like A king!Thanks Rock Bustr, it's always a pleasure. I'm glad you enjoy our time together as much as I do. Hopefully we will be able to find some more free time to spend together. I enjoy making sure that you ALWAYS have an expierence of a lifetime. I can't wait til we meet again.

Smooches til Then,

Layla

[Qjwin]

I've had a lot of luck with SWs behind the Capitol Motel in the Capitol Motel's back parking lot. There's a fenced in area attached to the motel in which a few people sit and chill out smoke weed, drink and probably do other drugs. A whitish-blondish haired white guy about 58 years old introduced me to a couple of the SWs he was drinking with in that fenced in area.

Good luck.

[Jon1975]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-latina-whittney-x0x-lets-have-some-fun-22/3997506

[Jon1975]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-latina-whittney-x0x-lets-have-some-fun-22/3997506

[Too Nice]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-latina-whittney-x0x-lets-have-some-fun-22/3997506New posters are expected to provide info, not ask for it, but odds are 98% that the photos won't match what you'll get.

Good luck.

[Rock Bustr]

Thanks Rock Bustr, it's always a pleasure. I'm glad you enjoy our time together as much as I do. Hopefully we will be able to find some more free time to spend together. I enjoy making sure that you ALWAYS have an expierence of a lifetime. I can't wait til we meet again.

Smooches til Then,

LaylaNo thank you for A great time I'm still trying to recuperate!

[Past Tense]

I'm a FIB who gets up to the Mad town area for outdoor recreation fairly frrequently. Recently I've been looking for a hook up but have mostly been shut out by scheduling issues or poor choices.

I have been seeing DeForrest Kelly's ads for about a year but in the spring it seemed her phone mail was always full (and after meeting her I'm not surprised that she doesn't return VMs). This past week I persisted and lucked out, mostly because her recent ad included a new and pretty cute face picture.

After some timing problems with her having trouble getting ready, I met a rather cute MILF who is extremely sweet and very petite.

She is very chatty, but also good at putting you at ease and super interested in you enjoying your "program". Good kisser, she smokes but brushes her teeth thoroughly and uses mouthwash, massage and other extras were very relaxing and enjoyable. The BBBJ with prostate massage was about as good as it gets, great deep throat and hand technique. Years ago I used to see a Korean girl who did a super "Around the world", I found myself comparing Kelly favorably to those good old days.

We finished with Doggie which was great thrusting into her and pulling her tiny little ass hard into me. Completely enjoyable hour, much better than many 20 and 30 somethings I've had.

Kelly is a little spacy but in a 70's Goldie Hawn Laugh-in sort of way.

Her chit chat will be viewed by some as TMI (maybe she felt really comfortable with me) but I left thinking "Damn that was fun and I am SO glad my life doesn't have that kind of drama". Excdellent value. Will repeat.

[Tencan]

I love the big titty ones, but I have a feeling these 2 are too good to be true. They are posting all time and that coul dmean bad service. I could not find any reviews,

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/90-omg-90-all-day-special-21/4779173

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-thick-and-out-of-control-babe-xxtra-busty-xxtra-wild-d-20/4779753

[Stoker999]

I love the big titty ones, but I have a feeling these 2 are too good to be true. They are posting all time and that coul dmean bad service. I could not find any reviews,

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/90-omg-90-all-day-special-21/4779173

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-thick-and-out-of-control-babe-xxtra-busty-xxtra-wild-d-20/4779753The Samantha photos have dozens of tineye hits all over the place-photos are widely used. The other, no tineye hits, but that doesn't mean they are legit.

[Roundy]

I love the big titty ones, but I have a feeling these 2 are too good to be true. They are posting all time and that coul dmean bad service. I could not find any reviews,

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/90-omg-90-all-day-special-21/4779173

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-thick-and-out-of-control-babe-xxtra-busty-xxtra-wild-d-20/4779753I saw an ad for the 2nd one, Samantha, the other day on adultsearch which had a link to a thread on eccie. The phone number Samantha uses is also being used in an ad in Omaha at the same time. They have come to the conclusion that she is not legit.

[Ranger620]

I love the big titty ones, but I have a feeling these 2 are too good to be true. They are posting all time and that coul dmean bad service. I could not find any reviews,

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/90-omg-90-all-day-special-21/4779173

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-thick-and-out-of-control-babe-xxtra-busty-xxtra-wild-d-20/4779753The bottom girl {Samantha} is using fake or stolen photos. The girl in the photos will not be the girl that greets you at the door! Use tineye. Com it is a great tool!

[Sky Flyer]

I love the big titty ones, but I have a feeling these 2 are too good to be true. They are posting all time and that coul dmean bad service. I could not find any reviews,

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/90-omg-90-all-day-special-21/4779173

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-thick-and-out-of-control-babe-xxtra-busty-xxtra-wild-d-20/4779753The pictures on the second ad (Samantha) got 59 results on TinEye. Pity, I break the bank for a girl that looks like that.

[Aczdad]

I want to provide some information for everyone who is interested in Eva (the girl face the wall). Her photos on BP, if not fake, are not presenting herself for now. I saw her about two weeks ago and she was nothing like the girl in the photo, maybe only hair is similar. She is a totally short BBW. Don't expect to see those long legs in the photos. She does not kiss and is kind of pushy, not recommend.

For the second girl with a pretty face, I checked her photos on BP by tineye, nothing found. Has anyone seen her? Any information?

[Eric1975]

I want to provide some information for everyone who is interested in Eva (the girl face the wall). Her photos on BP, if not fake, are not presenting herself for now. I saw her about two weeks ago and she was nothing like the girl in the photo, maybe only hair is similar. She is a totally short BBW. Don't expect to see those long legs in the photos. She does not kiss and is kind of pushy, not recommend.

For the second girl with a pretty face, I checked her photos on BP by tineye, nothing found. Has anyone seen her? Any information?I've seen her on and off now for about a year or so. She was quite a looker then. Flat tummy and a nice little ass. The pic facing the wall is her, she also had a pic of her wearing a little skirt and the open vest showing lots of cleavage. Thats how good she looked back then (she wore that outfit for me once) She has since turned into a BBW. Thats what the munchies will do to you.

[Andy54]

That's good to know. I was thinking of seeing her sometime, but I think based on that information I will have to pass on her. Thanks!


I've seen her on and off now for about a year or so. She was quite a looker then. Flat tummy and a nice little ass. The pic facing the wall is her, she also had a pic of her wearing a little skirt and the open vest showing lots of cleavage. Thats how good she looked back then (she wore that outfit for me once) She has since turned into a BBW. Thats what the munchies will do to you.

[HornyGuy Lif]

I've seen her on and off now for about a year or so. She was quite a looker then. Flat tummy and a nice little ass. The pic facing the wall is her, she also had a pic of her wearing a little skirt and the open vest showing lots of cleavage. Thats how good she looked back then (she wore that outfit for me once) She has since turned into a BBW. Thats what the munchies will do to you.Don't you just hate it when hot chicks let themselves go like that. Such a waste of potential. Step away from the pizza girls!

[Boo1969]

I've seen her on and off now for about a year or so. She was quite a looker then. Flat tummy and a nice little ass. The pic facing the wall is her, she also had a pic of her wearing a little skirt and the open vest showing lots of cleavage. Thats how good she looked back then (she wore that outfit for me once) She has since turned into a BBW. Thats what the munchies will do to you.Thanks for saving me some time and $$.

[Eric1975]

I guess the thing is I really don't have a problem that she gained some weight, the problem is she wasnt really into it the last time I seen her. She was distant. Kinda half out of it. Like I said, she was quite a looker a year or so ago. Her weight gain may be the reason I she she has lowered her rate some in her recent ad.

[Andy54]

So apparently she is lying when she says she is a size 1?


I guess the thing is I really don't have a problem that she gained some weight, the problem is she wasnt really into it the last time I seen her. She was distant. Kinda half out of it. Like I said, she was quite a looker a year or so ago. Her weight gain may be the reason I she she has lowered her rate some in her recent ad.

[HornyGuy Lif]

She just forgot to add the 0 after the 1.

[Sky Flyer]

I met Eva a year or so ago. I was pretty impressed by that body, but the service was so so.


I guess the thing is I really don't have a problem that she gained some weight, the problem is she wasnt really into it the last time I seen her. She was distant. Kinda half out of it. Like I said, she was quite a looker a year or so ago. Her weight gain may be the reason I she she has lowered her rate some in her recent ad.

[Eric1975]

Yeah. She's not a 1. More in the order of 6 or 8. With her extra padding, her breasts got bigger as well. I haven't seen her in some time as I've been seeing Jayda recently.

[Aczdad]

Hi, all, has anyone tried this girl out yet? Any information appreciated. Thanks.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xoxoxo-xoxoxoxo-sexy-xoxoxoxo-fun-xoxoxo-brunette-one-of-a-kind-24/4674398

[Aczdad]

Hi Eric, are you talking about the Jayda with this number 608-235-5104? I have seen some bad reviews of her. How was your experience? Thanks.


Yeah. She's not a 1. More in the order of 6 or 8. With her extra padding, her breasts got bigger as well. I haven't seen her in some time as I've been seeing Jayda recently.

[Eric1975]

Hi Eric, are you talking about the Jayda with this number 608-235-5104? I have seen some bad reviews of her. How was your experience? Thanks.Yes she is the one I mentioned. She's gone by Veronica and Zoey in the past. And yeah she's had some bad reviews. But I like what I've experienced so far. Not GFE if thats what your after, everything is covered, no kissing, no greek. Damages are $$.50. I've had better and then again I've had much worse also. She puts alot of effort into the way she looks. Always looks pretty stunning. Dress and heels. Squeeky clean from top to bottom. Manicured. Pedicured, which means big points in my book.

[Permanent Wood]

~Squeaky clean from top to bottom.~

Jayda - http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/long-day-let-me-help-you-unwind-22/5018039

I have a pair of her (soiled) panties that she left behind one time. Wonder if they would make an ebay item?

[NahtyNikkey]

With all due respect, yes, you did see me 2x for $80. For my 15min specials I had at the time. The 3rd time, I was not running any specials, hence, the full rate. You also fail to mention the fact that the 3rd time, your calls from your regular, I was not answering, & you scheduled the appt from a different # & I ONLY saw you because I did not know it was you. You sir, are very rude and degrading of women as a whole & in all honesty, had me scared to be in the same room with you. Had I known it was you calling the last time, I would NOT have scheduled with you.

P. S. My outcall rates are $250. My incall are $300.


So what is it? 125 lbs or 135 lbs? I see Raven / Brooklyn either can't make up her mind as to what she should post as her weight, or she's taking yo-yo dieting to an extreme.

Where are the reports on her anyway? She reminds me of Hazel who was a wild fuck with everything on the menu.

I see Naughty Nikki has raised her rate to 250 for an hour. I fucked her 3 times last year for 80 bucks. I wrote my review of her for the time I saw her for 200 and I'm here to tell you I didn't get any special treatment paying more.

She's another one, where are the reports of her?

[Too Nice]

With all due respect, yes, you did see me 2x for $80. For my 15min specials I had at the time. The 3rd time, I was not running any specials, hence, the full rate. You also fail to mention the fact that the 3rd time, your calls from your regular, I was not answering, & you scheduled the appt from a different # & I ONLY saw you because I did not know it was you. You sir, are very rude and degrading of women as a whole & in all honesty, had me scared to be in the same room with you. Had I known it was you calling the last time, I would NOT have scheduled with you.You're story seems strange since you could have cancelled once you saw he was at the door, but mainly I am curious why you were replying to a post that was over a year old.

[Andy54]

I have wanted to see NaughtyNikki for over a year now, but with her rates being double and sometimes more than double the price that some of the girls I have seen and been EXTREMELY happy with, I can't justify paying as much for one girl what I could pay to see 2 different girls. I don't think anyone is worth that, unless you are a rich man and money is not a factor. I have enough trouble saving up money for this silly hobby the way it is. I would rather see 2 girls than just one for the same amount of cash. After waiting for over a year to see a poor man's special, I have come to the conclusion that she is for rich men only!


With all due respect, yes, you did see me 2x for $80. For my 15min specials I had at the time. The 3rd time, I was not running any specials, hence, the full rate. You also fail to mention the fact that the 3rd time, your calls from your regular, I was not answering, & you scheduled the appt from a different # & I ONLY saw you because I did not know it was you. You sir, are very rude and degrading of women as a whole & in all honesty, had me scared to be in the same room with you. Had I known it was you calling the last time, I would NOT have scheduled with you.

P. S. My outcall rates are $250. My incall are $300.

[Member #5088]

I have wanted to see NaughtyNikki for over a year now, but with her rates being double and sometimes more than double the price that some of the girls I have seen and been EXTREMELY happy with, I can't justify paying as much for one girl what I could pay to see 2 different girls. I don't think anyone is worth that, unless you are a rich man and money is not a factor. I have enough trouble saving up money for this silly hobby the way it is. I would rather see 2 girls than just one for the same amount of cash. After waiting for over a year to see a poor man's special, I have come to the conclusion that she is for rich men only!It's amazing what some of these girls charge. $300hr is starting to approach a skilled surgeon or lawyers fees and their skills or performance pale in comparison. Not to mention the schooling and training and hard work required to be able practice said professions. Kind of insulting when you think about it.

[NahtyNikkey]

You're story seems strange since you could have cancelled once you saw he was at the door, but mainly I am curious why you were replying to a post that was over a year old.Unlike a lot of ladies, I do not live at my incall location, I book a room solely for the purpose of that person, hence, still having to keep the appointment, or being out the room $. My incall rates are higher, as I do not frequent the Red Rood, or Motel 6 like some, & my incall runs $100 / day & I rarely see more than 2 persons / day, never more than 5 / wk. Business 101, you have to justify the costs in order to make a profit. I am quite sure if I took the route some others did, & saw 8 guys a day, I'd make a profit, but I just do not work that way, & quite honestly, do not have the time.

LOL, I knew this site existed, but never actually paid it much attention, hence responding to something from a year ago. I didn't know I was even on here until the other night. And to say I'm only for rich men is grossly overstated, as most of my regulars are 9-5, blue collar workers, not "rich" men.

[Permanent Wood]

With all due respect, yes, you did see me 2x for $80. For my 15min specials I had at the time. The 3rd time, I was not running any specials, hence, the full rate. You also fail to mention the fact that the 3rd time, your calls from your regular, I was not answering, & you scheduled the appt from a different # & I ONLY saw you because I did not know it was you. You sir, are very rude and degrading of women as a whole & in all honesty, had me scared to be in the same room with you. Had I known it was you calling the last time, I would NOT have scheduled with you.

P. S. My outcall rates are $250. My incall are $300.
Unlike a lot of ladies, I do not live at my incall location, I book a room solely for the purpose of that person, hence, still having to keep the appointment, or being out the room $. My incall rates are higher, as I do not frequent the Red Rood, or Motel 6 like some, & my incall runs $100 / day & I rarely see more than 2 persons / day, never more than 5 / wk. Business 101, you have to justify the costs in order to make a profit. I am quite sure if I took the route some others did, & saw 8 guys a day, I'd make a profit, but I just do not work that way, & quite honestly, do not have the time.

LOL, I knew this site existed, but never actually paid it much attention, hence responding to something from a year ago. I didn't know I was even on here until the other night. And to say I'm only for rich men is grossly overstated, as most of my regulars are 9-5, blue collar workers, not "rich" men.Nikki.

You should have been out the room money then if you wanted to be believed. You were hardly scared. You smoked cigarettes, you giggled, and the session ensued just fine, until you focused on the clock prematurely.

You called me "rude and degrading of women." That's your opinion but I don't know where that came from as I was nice and respectful to you. I will admit that the first time I met you I did call you a B---- just like I usually do with all the girls but you told me you didn't like that so I never called you it again, ever. That was the first time I saw you and I saw you more than once after that without incident. If you did think I was rude after the first visit, why would you see me again and again? And why make the statement on the forum? It makes it look like you joined just to be a pest. The fact you saw me again and again makes complaining about the first time a mute point.

I usually call all the new numbers from BP, if they fail to produce I then move on to the more known providers, that's where you came in, you were grouped into plan B. As far as you saying you didn't answer my calls so I used a different number, well I probably did but not on the same day nor with the guise you imply. When a phone runs out of minutes I activate a new one, simple as that, new phone > new number.

I stopped seeing you because you are a clock watcher and not even an accurate one. If a girl is going to watch the clock at least it would be expected she be correct. You gave reminder "only 5 more minutes" after 45 minutes from walking into the room for an hour appointment! God that does it for me when I hear those words. I won't repeat and I didn't.

[NahtyNikkey]

I set my alarm for 50 minutes once the client walks in the room. I use to set it 15 min before the end of the hour, but never said 5min left after 45min. Oh, and I don't smoke. Think you're confusing me w / someone else.

[Sky Flyer]

I set my alarm for 50 minutes once the client walks in the room. I use to set it 15 min before the end of the hour, but never said 5min left after 45min. Oh, and I don't smoke. Think you're confusing me w / someone else.I think this is the definition of a clock watcher. I have no problem with NahtyNikkey asking $$$, hey it's a business decision. But if you are already charging a premium give a guy a break and give him an extra 5 or 10 minutes (sic). Treating your customers right is business 101. And are you serious, do you really set an alarm?

[Andy54]

I know a few rich men that work a blue collar 9 to 5 job, although the definition of a rich man can vary a lot by who you are talking to. I didn't mean they were millionaires, I just meant that they live a pretty high lifestyle. I also know a few poor men that work a blue collar 9 to 5 job. For a lot of us guys, its not about how much you make or how much you are worth. It is about how much you can put away under the table to save up enough cash to see someone. I could afford you even though I am not a rich man, but then I would have a lot of explaining to do as to where the money went. I try to put five or 10 dollars away every week. Some weeks I can't even do that. So to save up 100 usually takes me at least 10 to 15 weeks which is a long time for me. So unless these guys you are seeing (and saying they are not rich) must only see you once or twice a year and not see anyone else, because they obviously could not save up enough to see you more. My personal preference is to save up the smaller amount and see a few girls a year instead. I do agree though, that you can do what you want. If you can get enough rich guys to pay a high price, why would you want to charge a lower price and have to see more guys to make the same money. The only reason you would do that is if you really, really, liked what you do!


Unlike a lot of ladies, I do not live at my incall location, I book a room solely for the purpose of that person, hence, still having to keep the appointment, or being out the room $. My incall rates are higher, as I do not frequent the Red Rood, or Motel 6 like some, & my incall runs $100 / day & I rarely see more than 2 persons / day, never more than 5 / wk. Business 101, you have to justify the costs in order to make a profit. I am quite sure if I took the route some others did, & saw 8 guys a day, I'd make a profit, but I just do not work that way, & quite honestly, do not have the time.

LOL, I knew this site existed, but never actually paid it much attention, hence responding to something from a year ago. I didn't know I was even on here until the other night. And to say I'm only for rich men is grossly overstated, as most of my regulars are 9-5, blue collar workers, not "rich" men.

[Coochie Eater]

The provider that impressed me the most was the one that set her clock for 1 hour, then at the hour said "Hey, I'm having so much fun, I'll give you an extra 15 minutes." In reality, she did that for everyone, so that every swinging dick felt like he wuz sumpin' special, even though he was just another trick.

I guess none of these bytches get the idea of "under promise and over deliver"

Cooch

[Aczdad]

Good article, Heialak, but I wonder how much she can get from it. I believe every girl "learns" her market value once she starts doing this business. However, there are always such kind of girls who reject to accept their market values and that's how those bullshit begins.


I know a few rich men that work a blue collar 9 to 5 job, although the definition of a rich man can vary a lot by who you are talking to. I didn't mean they were millionaires, I just meant that they live a pretty high lifestyle. I also know a few poor men that work a blue collar 9 to 5 job. For a lot of us guys, its not about how much you make or how much you are worth. It is about how much you can put away under the table to save up enough cash to see someone. I could afford you even though I am not a rich man, but then I would have a lot of explaining to do as to where the money went. I try to put five or 10 dollars away every week. Some weeks I can't even do that. So to save up 100 usually takes me at least 10 to 15 weeks which is a long time for me. So unless these guys you are seeing (and saying they are not rich) must only see you once or twice a year and not see anyone else, because they obviously could not save up enough to see you more. My personal preference is to save up the smaller amount and see a few girls a year instead. I do agree though, that you can do what you want. If you can get enough rich guys to pay a high price, why would you want to charge a lower price and have to see more guys to make the same money. The only reason you would do that is if you really, really, liked what you do!

[NahtyNikkey]

The definition of a clock watcher is a girl who is constantly checking the time, throughout the duration of the appointment. If someone paid for an hour, then they get an hour. If you want 1 hour and 15 min, then pay for 1 hour and 15 min. What other business that you pay for services by the hour, do they throw in additional time? Staying over your time is considered rude and not respecting the ladies time. Why would anyone ever expect a lady to throw in extra time w / out compensating her? Most people never even hear my alarm, as when there's about 10min left, most people are getting cleaned up and dressed.

[HornyMF]

Let me just start by saying that Nikki is one of the most well respected, well reviewed and classy providers that I have had the pleasure to be with. You can check out her reviews and see that I am not alone in this opinion. I was with her this week and I enjoyed every minute of my time with her. Regarding her rate, yes, she is a little more expensive than some of the other ladies that are available in the area but I did not feel like I had been ripped off after she left the room. I am not rich and yes, I have been with some of the "cheaper" ladies but for me sometimes it is worth saving up to see a classy lady like Nikki.

I am appalled that anyone would call this lovely young lady or anyone else for that matter the B word. That is what gives guys a bad reputation and is totally uncalled for.

Regarding the using of the timer. Yes, she had a timer set to go off 5 minutes before the end of the appointment and it did go off. So what, only a minor distraction. I would be like any other guy and want her to stay alot longer if she was willing to hang around but I only paid for 30 minutes and I got my full time and did not expect any "free time". Unlike some of the other ladies, I am sure that Nikki would not take off if you get off the first 10 or 15 minutes. This type of thing works both ways I am sure that you guys out there have experienced times where you paid for 60 minutes and after you got off the first time in 15 minutes the lady got dessed and left. That is when I feel cheated.

Thanks for a great time Nikki, you are a wonderful lady!


Good article, Heialak, but I wonder how much she can get from it. I believe every girl "learns" her market value once she starts doing this business. However, there are always such kind of girls who reject to accept their market values and that's how those bullshit begins.

[Too Nice]

The definition of a clock watcher is a girl who is constantly checking the time, throughout the duration of the appointment. If someone paid for an hour, then they get an hour. If you want 1 hour and 15 min, then pay for 1 hour and 15 min. What other business that you pay for services by the hour, do they throw in additional time? Staying over your time is considered rude and not respecting the ladies time. Why would anyone ever expect a lady to throw in extra time w / out compensating her? Most people never even hear my alarm, as when there's about 10min left, most people are getting cleaned up and dressed.Nikki, you admitted to being a clock watcher. Maybe you didn't realize what you said. It's not worth arguing over.

As far as your current rates and everything, I think it's good that you're not working from cheap motels anymore. A lot of girls give up before they can raise their standards. It looks like you made it.

[Andy54]

I have asked girls "I guess my time is almost up isn't it?" I have had some girls say "ya, pretty soon" but didn't rush me. I have had a girl say "maybe, not sure, I am not a clock watcher (I actually stayed twice what I paid for and more). This has happened more than once. In these cases I could tell they were not clock watchers and actually liked what they were doing. The reward these girls get for not being a clock watcher is referral business and repeat business. A clock watcher will never get either of those from me.


The definition of a clock watcher is a girl who is constantly checking the time, throughout the duration of the appointment. If someone paid for an hour, then they get an hour. If you want 1 hour and 15 min, then pay for 1 hour and 15 min. What other business that you pay for services by the hour, do they throw in additional time? Staying over your time is considered rude and not respecting the ladies time. Why would anyone ever expect a lady to throw in extra time w / out compensating her? Most people never even hear my alarm, as when there's about 10min left, most people are getting cleaned up and dressed.

[NahtyNikkey]

I know a few rich men that work a blue collar 9 to 5 job, although the definition of a rich man can vary a lot by who you are talking to. I didn't mean they were millionaires, I just meant that they live a pretty high lifestyle. I also know a few poor men that work a blue collar 9 to 5 job. For a lot of us guys, its not about how much you make or how much you are worth. It is about how much you can put away under the table to save up enough cash to see someone. I could afford you even though I am not a rich man, but then I would have a lot of explaining to do as to where the money went. I try to put five or 10 dollars away every week. Some weeks I can't even do that. So to save up 100 usually takes me at least 10 to 15 weeks which is a long time for me. So unless these guys you are seeing (and saying they are not rich) must only see you once or twice a year and not see anyone else, because they obviously could not save up enough to see you more. My personal preference is to save up the smaller amount and see a few girls a year instead. I do agree though, that you can do what you want. If you can get enough rich guys to pay a high price, why would you want to charge a lower price and have to see more guys to make the same money. The only reason you would do that is if you really, really, liked what you do!No, most of my regulars see me on a bi-weekly or monthly basis, a handful on a weekly basis. Some see other girls constantly, others do not. Many do not have to "hide" what they are spending either, as they are single, so I can see how that would be a problem for those that cannot just take $250 out of the bank all at once. And do not know where you got that I don't like what I do, because I don't stay over the allotted time that a gentlemen has reserved? In all actuality, I love what I do. I do not want to multiple people in a day. I don't have the time. I have another business that I run & I go to school full time, plus family, so if I choose to only see 1-2 people every few days, how does that equate with not liking my job?

Do YOU stay after work and tell your boss don't worry about paying you for the time? Of course not. Look at the high instances of BP girls charging $100, & then look at all the complaints. Most of them do not like what they do & it's strongly reflected in their services. But they're seeing 5-6 guys a day for $100 a pop, so they MUST really like what they are doing. Right.

Try this experiment. Go to your lawyer, or therapist, and tell them you'd like to extend you session for that day by 15-30 minutes past the scheduled hour. But you're not going to pay them for that extra time. See what happens. As I stated earlier, if someone wants an hour and 15 min appointment, then they can pay for it. I do have a 15 min rate available. I also have a 90 min rate available. So why would I book for an hour & give 30 min away for free? Maybe some ladies have that extra time to give away, but from what I've heard, is that many assume that the guy is going to compensate them for over-staying & are taken off guard when he doesn't. Some don't know any better.

[Permanent Wood]

Nikki is a provider that would have been perfectly content with me not finishing -- even though I made it clear to her I was moments from cumming. This isn't a provider striving to please but someone fixated on the clock. Best part is I had 5 minutes left. No emotion either, "honey your time is up." Homage to the clock almighty versus compassion to a paying client. I didn't argue. I just paid her more money so I could finish but knew at that point NEVER again would I be calling her. Total confirmed time from leaving my vehicle to returning 1 hour 5 minutes. Nikki charged me for 15 more minutes that I used ONE minute of but she also wasted a couple minutes of my time having to get paid first so it really was a wash.

[OldFatUglyGuy]

[QUOTE=NahtyNikkey; 1329835.

Try this experiment. Go to your lawyer, or therapist, and tell them you'd like to extend you session for that day by 15-30 minutes past the scheduled hour. But you're not going to pay them for that extra time. See what happens. As I stated earlier, if someone wants an hour and 15 min appointment, then they can pay for it. I do have a 15 min rate available. I also have a 90 min rate available. So why would I book for an hour & give 30 min away for free? Maybe some ladies have that extra time to give away, but from what I've heard, is that many assume that the guy is going to compensate them for over-staying & are taken off guard when he doesn't. Some don't know any better.[/QUOTE]Nikkey, Stop while you are behind. All you are doing is making yourself look bad. Oh, by the way, I didn't know that your profession was considered on the same level as a lawer, or therapist. How many years of college did it take you to get a Doctor's degree in being a WH@RE.

[Permanent Wood]

I've done the same thing Heialik has done, talked to the girl after the appointment with no hint of anything more owed -- I think owing anything would be just crazy. I talked to Jenn for over a half-hour with no hint of anything but being friendly. If you wanted to be technical to justify the time spent you could group it into public relations work I suppose. Jenn even got a call during us talking from her "friend" who she told she had someone with her and she would call him back.

A nice little post conversation after an appointment that went well should be welcomed by the provider, not looked on as if she were standing under a heavy load secured by a rope with strands strained and snapping where she needs to get the hell out.

Considering all the sifting through the general population to find the relatively few qualified clients willing to spend their hard-earned cash and getting them to show up face-to-face, the providers should be more appreciative. It reminds me of an old commercial concerning our fresh available drinking water on the planet. They start out with an apple representing all the water of the oceans, ice caps, rivers, lakes, etc., then with a knife start cutting away the "water" we can't drink, the "oceans," the "ice-bergs," the "contaminated water of our rivers, lakes, and streams," and the "inaccessible water." All that remains is a thin sliver of the original apple representing the fresh clean drinking water. That thin sliver is us clients to the providers, treat us right girls.

[KnightMale]

I am a retired professional that the provider, Nikki, has mentioned to justify her actions; if I had been such a close clock watcher, and not also spent time with clients before and after an appointment in an informal manner, my business would have dried up years ago, and I'd be living in a cardboard box. Public relations is simply also part of the job. One cannot be truly truly good at what they do if they also do not have quality people skills-regardless of how technically proficient one might otherwise be.

[NahtyNikkey]

I see most of the responses have come from those who also have reports in the "review" section. You guys consistently see un-reviewed girls, don't check the pics in the ad against tineye or Google the phone #s first, & then are surprised when you are ripped off. You think it would be simplistic. You tell child not to touch a hot stove, but they usually do because they are curious, but after that first time, they don't do it anymore. You guys seem to like to continue the process of touching a hot stove & then wonder why afterwards it burned you.

You complain about a girl giving you the entire hour that you paid for, but you also complain about the multitude of girls who after 15 min, tell you you're done. You guys are rarely happy & it's self inflicted. You ever wonder why there is NO legitimate providers that participate or post on this board? (well, maybe 1).

[Please Help]

Supply will meet demand. Maybe Nikki is good enough to justify high prices and for her to be self righteous about clock watching? (this is surprising since with not much homework and trial / error, low prices and NO clock watching are readily available). Escorts are graded on John-oriented sites at least in part based on "clock watching" which is ubiquitously considered a huge negative and really bad form.

[Please Help]

Its supply and demand. The number of providers that can charge high and clock watch like Nikki and tiny, but if she can make a living doing both, good for her. Not many can charge that much and have the arrogance to clock watch given the competition. With just a little effort, homework and trial and error, it is easy to find providers that charge MUCH LESS and would not risk losing repeat customers by watching the clock. Ironically, watching the clock causes the time to cum to increase because it is such a turnoff and really bad form.

[Ggloo2001]

I'm no stud and I'm older but I have 3 regulars who treat me well when I call and am satisfied when I leave. So I'm not looking why should I. If you find someone who will accommodate you on a regular basis, why are you shopping? The ones you complain about will get no business and will rethink what they are doing. Have you ever taken flowers to your regular dates? Treat them well, let them know that you don't stray unless they decide to give it up. Some don't know how to be treated like a lady. I have one I have seen for years and the last time all she wanted to do was satisfy me oral I had no problem with that, because I knew the next time it was going to be everything. Some have a down day and I respect that, and so should you.

[Boo1969]

I see most of the responses have come from those who also have reports in the "review" section. You guys consistently see un-reviewed girls, don't check the pics in the ad against tineye or Google the phone #s first, & then are surprised when you are ripped off. You think it would be simplistic. You tell child not to touch a hot stove, but they usually do because they are curious, but after that first time, they don't do it anymore. You guys seem to like to continue the process of touching a hot stove & then wonder why afterwards it burned you.

You complain about a girl giving you the entire hour that you paid for, but you also complain about the multitude of girls who after 15 min, tell you you're done. You guys are rarely happy & it's self inflicted. You ever wonder why there is NO legitimate providers that participate or post on this board? (well, maybe 1).I would never see someone like this. I know there are 2 Nahty Nikkeys posting on other boards and back page. Please let us know which one you are so I don't schedule an appointment with you. For the type of clients you are trying to attract I suggest walking the streets.

[OldFatUglyGuy]

I see most of the responses have come from those who also have reports in the "review" section. You guys consistently see un-reviewed girls, don't check the pics in the ad against tineye or Google the phone #s first, & then are surprised when you are ripped off. You think it would be simplistic. You tell child not to touch a hot stove, but they usually do because they are curious, but after that first time, they don't do it anymore. You guys seem to like to continue the process of touching a hot stove & then wonder why afterwards it burned you.

You complain about a girl giving you the entire hour that you paid for, but you also complain about the multitude of girls who after 15 min, tell you you're done. You guys are rarely happy & it's self inflicted. You ever wonder why there is NO legitimate providers that participate or post on this board? (well, maybe 1).So if we review this thread, Nikkey is not a clock watcher (even though she sets a timer of less than paid time) , She compares her profession on the same level as a Layer or Therapist (LOL) , The only one defending her is a mysterious new poster (post #1) , who defends her when she is getting labasted, time starts as you walk in the door (not considering time to do LE check, or pay) , and seemingly is self absorbed that we her customers mean nothing. Sounds like a great provider, but I know I won't waste my hard earned money on her. And as far a a provider being on here, unless she is doing a review on someone else all she is doing is advertising, most likely because her buisness is bad. Best of luck

Nikkey

[Sky Flyer]

Do YOU stay after work and tell your boss don't worry about paying you for the time? Of course not.Ah. Actually yes. At my main job I routinely put in time that I'm not compensated for. And I do some consulting on the side and again I want to keep my customers happy and attract new ones so I try to go above and beyond.

I have no problem with Timer Girl. If she keeps her customers happy and they keep coming back then it must be working for her. In my experience ladys that charge a premium usually have no problem with a guy staying a few extra minutes for small talk or cleaning up. And I have never encountered a lady setting a timer that goes ding ding ding 50 minutes after you walk into the door.

[NahtyNikkey]

An "LE check"? Really? You guys actually fall for that? There is NO SUCH THING & anyone who thinks there is. Well, never mind, you'll eventually figure it out the hard way. And any lady who still does this, is deluding herself that this is offering any kind of protection to herself. Oh, and the donation should already be counted out, & be placed in an envelope prior to your arrival, so that's irrelevant also.

[Eric1975]

I've hobbied for some time now and I don't believe I've ever had a provider set a timer, or at least I wasnt aware of it. This isint directed at solely at Nikkey, but rather all providers in general. You can tell me that you are that busy that you can't spend an extra 5 or 10 minutes with a client after an appointment? Especially one that has spent $$$ for an hour session? I hope that providers realize that this can mean the difference between a repeat client and a one timer. I see a provider now that has no problem with me staying 5. 15 minutes later than the allotted time, as long as she isint busy, if she is we say our goodbyes and part ways. If not we lie in bed and converse for a bit before showering and going our seperate ways. I'm sure she is well aware of the benefits of this simple gesture, she knows I'll be back again shortly, not going to rip her off and yes probably tip her as well and recommend her to fellow hobbyists. Its just good buisness sense, and yes I do contribute many hours at my job that I don't get compensated for, but I do realize that spending that little bit of extra time with my customers does have an impact in their mind and keeps them coming back to my buisness. I guess if setting a timer and being punctual to the exact second when the time is up works for you, go for it. Must not have to many complaints from clients I guess. I however would fall into the category of a one time client under those conditions.

[Coochie Eater]

Do YOU stay after work and tell your boss don't worry about paying you for the time? Of course not.My business grows by word of mouth. I charge 1 1/2 to 2 times what my competition charges. Why would someone pay me double, then recommend me to other businessmen?

Because I am at the beck and call of my clients. I provide a lot of services and information to them that others don't. They know they can call me at any time and I'll get back to them with the right answer. I don't charge hourly.

I had a provider that would say at the end of the session "I've got another date, but I'm having so much fun, you can stay a little longer." It turned out she did that with all her dates. I used to go back to her all the time. Then something changed and she became a clock watcher.

Buh-bye!

So if you can't figure out a way to work the time you devote to your clients to make it seem like they're not on the clock and that you enjoy them beyond a business of sticking a dick in a hole, you'll keep a revolving door of dissatisfied men running off to the next slippery slit that looks at least as good as you.

Take a marketing course, for fuck's sake.

[Permanent Wood]

I see Nikki hasn't wavered from her stance on clock-watching and time provided, not even for one 50 second minute, LOL.

But seriously, this closed-minded mentality she is displaying is just how she was with me when I was trying to tell her I was almost ready to cumm, nothing was going to sway her, my time was up and that was final. I didn't realize I had a full 5 minutes left until later. 5 minutes remaining IS time up for Nikki because apparently she want's you out of the room before the final 60 minute buzzer goes off. Nikki, who taught you this or how did you adopt such tight parameters? You're argument comparing to doctors and other professionals does not hold up. Old people call their doctor all the time to ask questions. Lawyers give free initial consultations. And any business owner will tell you that the boss doesn't always get paid for all time put in. Comparing to an employee is comparing apples to oranges.

And Nikki states most guys never hear her alarm go off. Not sure how she knows what other guys can hear but it doesn't matter because once it goes off she is then intermittently reminding you of how many minutes are left. Nikki, reminding us of anything time related is a distraction and distractions = a setback to the trajectory to bust a nutt if you didn't already know. For every distraction a girl creates 5 minutes should get added.

When I was with her I did hear her phone buzz but did not know it was an alarm, I figured it was a call or message reminder. Had I known it was a fucking alarm I would have been pissed. She said she sets it at 10 minutes before the hour, but used to set it at 15 minutes before the hour. Outrageous! That 15 minutes before the hour coincides perfectly with what I reported that she started reminding me about the minutes left at 45 minutes from me walking into the room.

And OFUG was paying attention, walking through the door should not be the start of the hour as the deal has not been closed yet at that point. I only used that as a default starting point in the worse case scenario as a provider wouldn't even have an argument starting it any time sooner.

Nikki, shutting your phone off is the classiest thing you could do.

[Member #4610]

I am in town for a week, she looks interesting.

http://wisconsin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-know-what-i-love-to-do-when-it-rains-all-daywell-come-check-out-my-morning-specials-25/4801404

I am loving the discussion RE: Clockwatching. HBO has some sort of call girl show, they were talking about this exact thing and the girls were 50-50!

Dave

[Sqnlvl]

shutting your phone off is the classiest thing you could do.This should be provider 101. I would think any lady with experience could finish me off in an hour with no need for alarms. I also think a lady of intelligence can come up with a better way to keep track of time in those instances when time runs past.

[Too Nice]

An "LE check"? Really? You guys actually fall for that? There is NO SUCH THING & anyone who thinks there is. Well, never mind, you'll eventually figure it out the hard way. And any lady who still does this, is deluding herself that this is offering any kind of protection to herself. Oh, and the donation should already be counted out, & be placed in an envelope prior to your arrival, so that's irrelevant also.All of Nikki's posts so far have been like a twisted LE check. No cop could be this dumb, right?

[Andy54]

I have another business that I run & I go to school full time, plus family, so if I choose to only see 1-2 people every few days, how does that equate with not liking my job?I never said that you didn't like what you do. I think you said that. I said that most girls that charge less do enjoy what they do. I never said that the overpriced providers didn't enjoy what they are doing. But it does seem kind of obvious though. I do have to wonder though, if you are that busy, why you would waste time on the forum arguing with a bunch of guys that you will never see any $$$$$ from.


Do YOU stay after work and tell your boss don't worry about paying you for the time? Of course not.Yes I do. Not everyday, but when I do stay 10 or 15 minutes longer or come in early I don't ask to get paid because I know I won't get paid. I do it because I enjoy my job and working a little longer really isn't a big deal. I am not required to work more, I do it on my own, and I am not the only one that does it. I will say though, I have NEVER seen someone stay later that didn't enjoy their job. They leave early if they can get away with it.


Look at the high instances of BP girls charging $100, & then look at all the complaints. Most of them do not like what they do & it's strongly reflected in their services.How do you know this. Have you ever been with one of these girls. I won't go over 100 for a half hour and I have been totally satisfied more than I have not been satisfied. The good thing is that when I wasn't satisfied it was sort of like a freebie compared to your prices. So if I get one really nice girl and one really bad girl, I guess the bad one was free. So I guess she wasn't so bad afterall.


But they're seeing 5-6 guys a day for $100 a pop, so they MUST really like what they are doing. Right.Not all of them, but most of the ones that I have seen lately seem to enjoy what they do. I have to admit when I was new to this I didn't have such good luck, but after learning the ropes I usually find the ones that actually enjoy what they do and don't overcharge or watch the clock.


Try this experiment. Go to your lawyer, or therapist, and tell them you'd like to extend you session for that day by 15-30 minutes past the scheduled hour. But you're not going to pay them for that extra time. See what happens. As I stated earlier, if someone wants an hour and 15 min appointment, then they can pay for it. I do have a 15 min rate available. I also have a 90 min rate available. So why would I book for an hour & give 30 min away for free? Maybe some ladies have that extra time to give away, but from what I've heard, is that many assume that the guy is going to compensate them for over-staying & are taken off guard when he doesn't. Some don't know any better.I don't have to try that experiment because over the last year I have see 2 different lawyers and with both of them we sat and shot the shit for at least 15 minutes before and after doing business. Guess what. They both got a referral from me and both ended up with more clients. Go figure!

[Fishdude]

.Nikki, who taught you this or how did you adopt such tight parameters?.She must have learned it when she was working at the RS!

[Coochie Eater]

She must have learned it when she was working at the RS!Let's face it guys, trying to convince Nikki that she shouldn't clock watch is like trying to convince crack heads that hugs are better than drugs. Ainna going to happen. So let's turn our attention to providers that should get our business.

I know I've posted this before on other forums, but my vote goes to Mercades. Damn, this girl is HOT! Little narrow waist, nice round bubble butt, really gets into her session, and squirts like Old Faithful. Her whole body is a playground and she's a trooper in providing pleasure back to you. Does she set a timer? Of course. Did I feel rushed? Not at all.

Did I mention she's cute too?

Fuck Nikki then go fuck Mercades.

[Andy54]

Let's face it guys, trying to convince Nikki that she shouldn't clock watch is like trying to convince crack heads that hugs are better than drugs. Ainna going to happen. So let's turn our attention to providers that should get our business.

I know I've posted this before on other forums, but my vote goes to Mercades. Damn, this girl is HOT! Little narrow waist, nice round bubble butt, really gets into her session, and squirts like Old Faithful. Her whole body is a playground and she's a trooper in providing pleasure back to you. Does she set a timer? Of course. Did I feel rushed? Not at all.

Did I mention she's cute too?

Fuck Nikki then go fuck Mercades.Is this the Mercades that used to go by Destiny until some idiot tried telling everyone that she was working with LE, so she had to change her name. If so, I agreee 100, I saw her right after she was accused and she was really great.

Apparently Nikki has gotten the message since she hasn't responded.

[Howard5354]

Is this the Mercades that used to go by Destiny until some idiot tried telling everyone that she was working with LE, so she had to change her name. If so, I agreee 100, I saw her right after she was accused and she was really great.

Apparently Nikki has gotten the message since she hasn't responded.And her pussy taste so damn good. I ate it for close to 40 minutes. Had pussy juice all over my face. She is sweet and kind. I am going back to eat mo pussy and ass.

[Moonroach]

Hey guys, I just saw Nikkey recently and I had a great time. She may set an alarm, but it's never mattered to me. She offers a good GFE and I like the she stays the whole time you contract her for. I've seen too many that are one and done. She stays the whole hour and is fun to talk to afterwards. I'm tired of setting up an hour appointment just to have the girl leave when I've cummed after 30 min. Nikkey is great and I recommend her.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-choice-is-simple-dont-waste-your-hard-earned-money-28/4543255

[Boo1969]

[QUOTE=Moonroach; 1334338]Hey guys, I just saw Nikkey recently and I had a great time. She may set an alarm, but it's never mattered to me. She offers a good GFE and I like the she stays the whole time you contract her for. I've seen too many that are one and done. She stays the whole hour and is fun to talk to afterwards. I'm tired of setting up an hour appointment just to have the girl leave when I've cummed after 30 min. Nikkey is great and I recommend her.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-choice-is-simple-dont-waste-your-hard-earned-money-28/4543255[/QUOTe.

NO Thanks. Too bitchy too many rules.

[NahtyNikkey]

Is this the Mercades that used to go by Destiny until some idiot tried telling everyone that she was working with LE, so she had to change her name. If so, I agreee 100, I saw her right after she was accused and she was really great.

Apparently Nikki has gotten the message since she hasn't responded.LOL, no, haven't responded since it's a waste of my time. You know the definition of insane. It's one who keeps repeating the same actions even though they know what the outcome is going to be. I don't like arguing with myself, & obviously the majority of people on here are very one-track minded & their opinion MUST be right. So go with it, have fun!

[Too Nice]

Hey guys, I just saw Nikkey recently and I had a great time. She may set an alarm, but it's never mattered to me. She offers a good GFE and I like the she stays the whole time you contract her for. I've seen too many that are one and done. She stays the whole hour and is fun to talk to afterwards. I'm tired of setting up an hour appointment just to have the girl leave when I've cummed after 30 min. Nikkey is great and I recommend her.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-choice-is-simple-dont-waste-your-hard-earned-money-28/4543255How do you define GFE? Nikki has said in the past that she doesn't do GFE services.

[Sky Flyer]

To be fair to Nikki she does have positive reviews on other sites and there are posters here that enjoy her company. I saw her a few years ago when she was Hailey, I can't remember to much about it other then she is a pretty lady. I still think for $$$ she needs to loosen up a bit with her rules. And the whole timer bit turns me off. But hey whatever pops your cork as they say.

[Andy54]

To be fair to Nikki she does have positive reviews on other sites and there are posters here that enjoy her company. I saw her a few years ago when she was Hailey, I can't remember to much about it other then she is a pretty lady. I still think for $$$ she needs to loosen up a bit with her rules. And the whole timer bit turns me off. But hey whatever pops your cork as they say.I never doubted that Nikki would be a great time. That is why I wanted to see her, but just couldn't justify her price. I like her look and I have read the good reviews. I really don't care about the timer, but if you are not quite finished and she won't allow a couple of minutes over, that is pretty ridiculous. I really don't think for me it would be a problem, but for some I think it would. I wish the girls would have a clock in plain site so us guys could be aware of the time. I wouldn't even care if a timer was in plain site so we were both aware of the time. I personally will give Nikki the benefit of the doubt though, since I have talked to her on the phone and she comes off a lot better in person than she does on this forum. Actually her personality on the phone is one of the biggest reasons that I wanted to see her. Now I am not sure which personality to go by, the forum personality or the phone personality.

[Phompee]

I saw Nikki a few years ago. Nice on the phone and no hoop jumping with screening. The session was not so great. I paid for an hour and it was one and done with her. No kissing, all covered, and she positioned her body to have the minimum of contact with me (and I was showered, etc). Her approach was to have the one of the one and done occur as quickly as possible, wouldn't slow down when requested. I know she has some great reviews and I am glad that some guys are happy with a session with her. My experience was not one I would try to repeat. Her treatment of me and now the timer thing just don't add up. What is it time or service? Best of luck to her but I will not be repeating. Her attitude just helps business for RS and GH.

[Aczdad]

Called Katie the other day but was voice mail-with a male voice? WTH?

Also found same user posted a male escort on BP (http://wisconsin.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/ready-and-you-call-craig-day-or-night-25/5200247)

No idea what that mean. They are escort partners or in fact there is only one person posting fake ads.


I am in town for a week, she looks interesting.

http://wisconsin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-know-what-i-love-to-do-when-it-rains-all-daywell-come-check-out-my-morning-specials-25/4801404

I am loving the discussion RE: Clockwatching. HBO has some sort of call girl show, they were talking about this exact thing and the girls were 50-50!

Dave

[Andy54]

I texted with Katie for a few days, but when it was time to call her, I got the same guy on voicemail. I did end up seeing her and asked her about that and she said that it was her roommates phone. I don't why though. She does actually live with a guy, but he is not her boyfriend. Just a friend sharing an apartment according to Katie.


Called Katie the other day but was voice mail-with a male voice? WTH?

Also found same user posted a male escort on BP (

http://wisconsin.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/ready-and-you-call-craig-day-or-night-25/5200247

)

No idea what that mean. They are escort partners or in fact there is only one person posting fake ads.

[Aczdad]

See. So, how was she? Worth a try or more?

Thanks


I texted with Katie for a few days, but when it was time to call her, I got the same guy on voicemail. I did end up seeing her and asked her about that and she said that it was her roommates phone. I don't why though. She does actually live with a guy, but he is not her boyfriend. Just a friend sharing an apartment according to Katie.

[Permanent Wood]

I set my alarm for 50 minutes once the client walks in the room. I use to set it 15 min before the end of the hour, but never said 5min left after 45min. Oh, and I don't smoke. Think you're confusing me w / someone else.
What does it mean on your P411 page where it says "yes" to smoking?

https://www.preferred411.com/P29399

It asks questions like "what is your favorite animal?" so pretty sure it wasn't filled out by a client.

[Howard5354]

Who is Nicki Amor. She advertises on BP. I am curious about her.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/well-reviewed-petite-pleasure-starting-at-80new-pix-and-number-22/4135628

[Howard5354]

Everyone is trying to find out something about this new comer. To see if she is legit. She is a hot little women. Jada Pinkett style.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/teeny-and-tiny-sexy-and-sassy-sweet-and-nawty-ready-to-play-_-25/5209387

[Ranger620]

What does it mean on your P411 page where it says "yes" to smoking?

https://www.preferred411.com/P29399

It asks questions like "what is your favorite animal?" so pretty sure it wasn't filled out by a client.Who the fuck cares if she smokes or not? It must not have bothered you as you met her 3 times. If you had a problem with her smoking you should have politely asked her not to!

Isn't calling a provider or any woman for that fact a wh**e or b**ch considered rude or degrading? I would love to know how many women you have met that actually enjoy being called that?

[Permanent Wood]

Who the fuck cares if she smokes or not? It must not have bothered you as you met her 3 times. If you had a problem with her smoking you should have politely asked her not to!

Isn't calling a provider or any woman for that fact a wh*e or be*ch considered rude or degrading? I would love to know how many women you have met that actually enjoy being called that?You sir missed the point. I did not care that she smoked UNTIL, she posted she was not a smoker.

And as far as what I call a woman, don't worry about it.

[Ranger620]

You sir missed the point. I did not care that she smoked UNTIL, she posted she was not a smoker.

And as far as what I call a woman, don't worry about it.You missed my point PW! The info that you post is helpful and appreciative, but like I said. Who the fuck cares! It's obvious that you and Nikki do not enjoy each others company. So why not just move on?

Did I strike a nerve?

[Too Nice]

You missed my point PW! The info that you post is helpful and appreciative, but like I said. Who the fuck cares! It's obvious that you and Nikki do not enjoy each others company. So why not just move on?

Did I strike a nerve?Nikki sure causes a lot of trouble. First she insults everyone, basically calling us a bunch of idiots. Now we can't even comment on Nikki's ads and posts without repeatably being told to shut up. If you like Nikki then just tell us why and we'll judge for ourselves.

[Boo1969]

You missed my point PW! The info that you post is helpful and appreciative, but like I said. Who the fuck cares! It's obvious that you and Nikki do not enjoy each others company. So why not just move on?

Did I strike a nerve?Range, I for one like to hear other peoples experiences so I can make a informed decision. Your post is counter productive on a board thats about sharing information. So why don't you move the fuck on.

[Ranger620]

Range, I for one like to hear other peoples experiences so I can make a informed decision. Your post is counter productive on a board thats about sharing information. So why don't you move the fuck on.Already is enough info on this board and others for you to make a decision. PW's post about her ad on P411 is irrelevant!

What info have you shared on this board? NONE! So take your punk ass shit somewhere else!

[Boo1969]

Everyone is trying to find out something about this new comer. To see if she is legit. She is a hot little women. Jada Pinkett style.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/teeny-and-tiny-sexy-and-sassy-sweet-and-nawty-ready-to-play-_-25/5209387I have a felling that the pics are not her. See this ad. http://janesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/see-me-once-youll-see-me-twice-miamor-coming-soon-19/5276618

Does the last pic at the bottom look familiar?

[Ranger620]

Who is Nicki Amor. She advertises on BP. I am curious about her.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/well-reviewed-petite-pleasure-starting-at-80new-pix-and-number-22/4135628Nicki is legit and friendly. She provides CBJ, cfs, and DATY. She also kisses without tongue.

[Ranger620]

I have a felling that the pics are not her. See this ad.

http://janesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/see-me-once-youll-see-me-twice-miamor-coming-soon-19/5276618

Does the last pic at the bottom look familiar?Another ad with the same photos posted in SC two days ago under a different phone number. That ad I believe is the real Sunny as that phone number reveals two reviews an another site. Or she is changing her number? I would avoid her.

http://columbia-sc.adultsearch.com/FemaleEscorts/342970

[HornyGuy Lif]

Since everyone else is commenting on Naughty Nikki I throw in my 2 cents to. It's a free country she can charge whatever she wants. She's way to expensive for me so I will never see her that's for sure. As far as her customers being working guys, I kinda doubt that at the rates she has going. I don't think she wants to see many guys from her comments. She wants 1 or 2 guys a week which is ok to. Just goes to prove that a sucker is born every minute. Of coarse there are probably some guys who are really into thin brunettes and don't mind the price and they can afford it. I think her real reason for being here is her own entertainment, she is bored having no customers and enjoys stirring things up here at USA and rattle guys chains. There are better looking girls around a more reasonable prices. My thought is don't be an enabler and don't use the higher priced girls. Let them sit with their high prices and see 1 or 2 guys and that's 1 or 2 guys to many in my opinion.

[Howard5354]

Nicki is legit and friendly. She provides CBJ, cfs, and DATY. She also kisses without tongue.I hope she is as good as Alexus4 you, that girl is the real deal.

Here is another little chocolate honey that posts on backpage:

[Permanent Wood]

Who the fuck cares if she smokes or not? ~
~ PW's post about her ad on P411 is irrelevant!Smoking or non smoker I don't care in itself but when Nikki says she was scared to be in room and I rebut by reminding she smoked a cigarette (which she asked first) and giggled and session went fine in that regard, plus I was invited in with a smile so give me a break. Next, Nikki tries to discredit me by claiming she does not smoke. That's a problem, I know what I know but having some other source to back me up adds credibility. So posting the P411 info where she states she is a smoker is absolutely relevant as she contradicts herself.

And guess what, since I posted the P411 link to her page, Nikki has went and edited her smoking answer to "No" so what do you know, does Permanent Wood have an edge on the patch? LOL.

[HornyGuy Lif]

Smoking or non smoker I don't care in itself but when Nikki says she was scared to be in room and I rebut by reminding she smoked a cigarette (which she asked first) and giggled and session went fine in that regard, plus I was invited in with a smile so give me a break. Next, Nikki tries to discredit me by claiming she does not smoke. That's a problem, I know what I know but having some other source to back me up adds credibility. So posting the P411 info where she states she is a smoker is absolutely relevant as she contradicts herself.

And guess what, since I posted the P411 link to her page, Nikki has went and edited her smoking answer to "No" so what do you know, does Permanent Wood have an edge on the patch? LOL.Ya out of know what happens when you criticize women Wood.they come after ya! And this one had her claws out! Meow!

[Howard5354]

Everyone has been writing about how great Mekadedes? Is, sweet little ass and squirting pussy. Well in less that a week she has gone up on her prices from 80 to 100 half hour and 160 to 200 for a full hour, plus she only see white boy now. To each his or her own but a week ago she was fucking everything. I was getting ready to call her again, as she was one of my back up ladies, but I do not like the steep price increase. She will be 250 by the end of the month as dudes are rushing to bang her ass. I have banged her and the pussy is good and clean.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/catch-me-before-i-begin-touring-la-and-vegas-21/5364896

[Andy54]

Everyone has been writing about how great Mekadedes? Is, sweet little ass and squirting pussy. Well in less that a week she has gone up on her prices from 80 to 100 half hour and 160 to 200 for a full hour, plus she only see white boy now. To each his or her own but a week ago she was fucking everything. I was getting ready to call her again, as she was one of my back up ladies, but I do not like the steep price increase. She will be 250 by the end of the month as dudes are rushing to bang her ass. I have banged her and the pussy is good and clean.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/catch-me-before-i-begin-touring-la-and-vegas-21/5364896Actually she still has her 80 for a half hour. She rotates (like most girls) between a couple of different prices. Usually 80 and 100. Unlike others that are rotating between 125 and 150 or more for a half hour. I have also seen her add before saying that she will only see "white boys". I don't know how long she has been doing that, but since I am a white boy it doesn't bother me. And I do agree that she has a sweet and tight little pussy!

[Howard5354]

I just spent time with Brooklyn. She opened the door butt naked and my johnson got harder than Chinese math. We got naked and she rubbed lotion all over me, then we started fucking. She rode me, then turned over and I hit that pretty ass from the rear, then a little miss, but she almost put those long pretty legs behind her head and I got nothing but pure wet pussy and I pounded it long and good. She will kiss, tongue, and fuck at the same time. She will make sounds like you are fucking the shit out of her and it helps even if they are fake. She rode my johnson and I watched that her fine ass arch her back and do some fucking. She was working real hard to get me to cum, but I had popped down a blue pill so I could hit that pussy for at least an hour. She is the second best piece of pussy I have had this year, so fellows contact this lady and get some of her sweet pussy. This girl knows how to make love. I am going back soon for round two. I may pop two blue pills and sign up for 2 hours.

[Andy54]

I just spent time with Brooklyn. She opened the door butt naked and my johnson got harder than Chinese math. We got naked and she rubbed lotion all over me, then we started fucking. She rode me, then turned over and I hit that pretty ass from the rear, then a little miss, but she almost put those long pretty legs behind her head and I got nothing but pure wet pussy and I pounded it long and good. She will kiss, tongue, and fuck at the same time. She will make sounds like you are fucking the shit out of her and it helps even if they are fake. She rode my johnson and I watched that her fine ass arch her back and do some fucking. She was working real hard to get me to cum, but I had popped down a blue pill so I could hit that pussy for at least an hour. She is the second best piece of pussy I have had this year, so fellows contact this lady and get some of her sweet pussy. This girl knows how to make love. I am going back soon for round two. I may pop two blue pills and sign up for 2 hours.Who was the best piece of pussy that was better than Brooklyn?

[Qjwin]

I just spent time with Brooklyn. She opened the door butt naked and my johnson got harder than Chinese math. We got naked and she rubbed lotion all over me, then we started fucking. She rode me, then turned over and I hit that pretty ass from the rear, then a little miss, but she almost put those long pretty legs behind her head and I got nothing but pure wet pussy and I pounded it long and good. She will kiss, tongue, and fuck at the same time. She will make sounds like you are fucking the shit out of her and it helps even if they are fake. She rode my johnson and I watched that her fine ass arch her back and do some fucking. She was working real hard to get me to cum, but I had popped down a blue pill so I could hit that pussy for at least an hour. She is the second best piece of pussy I have had this year, so fellows contact this lady and get some of her sweet pussy. This girl knows how to make love. I am going back soon for round two. I may pop two blue pills and sign up for 2 hours.She's fantastic. She was Raven at the Geisha House a few years ago. Now she's working off Backpage. She knows how to FUCK! A spectacular piece of ass.

[Howard5354]

Who was the best piece of pussy that was better than Brooklyn?Alexis4U by far is the best pussy I have had so far. She cannot fuck as good as Brooklyn but she makes love better. Alexis always smells good and has a smoking body and an ass like a hot black girl. Alexis gives you the entire package, nice place to fuck, usually in an upscale hotel like the Hilton or Marriott, and fellows its a big difference between fucking in an upscale hotel than in cheap ass Motel 6. As I walked down the halls I fantasized that Halley Berry or Kim Kardasian was going to be behind door number one. She opened the door wearing nothing but tong panties and I walked behind her watching that ass and wanted to throw her down and just eat some ass. I am an ass man par excellence! She is a great kisser. We tongue kiss while my Johnson was slightly touching her wet pussy, and once we started I banged it for a long time, even played with that ring in her pussy with my tongue. Fellows, this is off the shelf prime pussy. Her rate is $300, way above my booty budget but sometimes you just got to say - what the fuck. I even gave her a tip!

If I were a rich king I would put her fine ass on retainer! On top of all this, she is a very sweet girl.

Alexis4U.

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[BigTen]

Has anyone seen Summer lately? She seems to have disappeared.

http://summerlove.sexynclassy.com/

[Perrop]

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/madison/free-posts/w4m/4128203.html

Asia 470 233-0438. Hello, my hobby neighbors up North. Has anyone seen Asia? I saw her at the end of last year here in Chicago and had a blast, though there certainly was potential for a lesser experience, and other's experiences were not quite as good. Wondering if anyone has seen her lately and care to compare notes by PM? I'm planning on being in your fine town soon and might be up for a repeat. Thanks!

[Howard5354]

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/madison/free-posts/w4m/4128203.html

Asia 470 233-0438. Hello, my hobby neighbors up North. Has anyone seen Asia? I saw her at the end of last year here in Chicago and had a blast, though there certainly was potential for a lesser experience, and other's experiences were not quite as good. Wondering if anyone has seen her lately and care to compare notes by PM? I'm planning on being in your fine town soon and might be up for a repeat. Thanks!I have been in contact with her. She told me that she will be back in town on Wed and I plan on seeing fine honey.

[Howard5354]

I heard that Danielle got the best tits in Madison, even heard this from other providers, so I start calling her on Friday, she never returned a single damn call, so I sent her a text, no response. I called her Sat, Sun, and Monday, when she called me so we set up an appointment today for 4, so I called her at 3, 3:30, then at 4. No response. She is a complete waste of time. I will never call her again. Fuck those tits.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielles-vdays-specs-tdaytom-22/5539191

[Phompee]

Sorry for your loss and thanks for the information. Unfortunately, your experience seems to be the norm for BP pussy. Reports like your's make this site a worthwhile place to check out.

Phompee.


I heard that Danielle got the best tits in Madison, even heard this from other providers, so I start calling her on Friday, she never returned a single damn call, so I sent her a text, no response. I called her Sat, Sun, and Monday, when she called me so we set up an appointment today for 4, so I called her at 3, 3:30, then at 4. No response. She is a complete waste of time. I will never call her again. Fuck those tits.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielles-vdays-specs-tdaytom-22/5539191

[Howard5354]

Sorry for your loss and thanks for the information. Unfortunately, your experience seems to be the norm for BP pussy. Reports like your's make this site a worthwhile place to check out.

Phompee.There are however a few gems on BP such as Brooklyn, Nikki, and others who follow up. Just have to read reviews. I should have listened to another provider who told me that she was unreliable but pussy hunting is just like the hunger games, you win some and lose a whole lot more.

[GoodKarma]

There are however a few gems on BP such as Brooklyn, Nikki, and others who follow up. Just have to read reviews. I should have listened to another provider who told me that she was unreliable but pussy hunting is just like the hunger games, you win some and lose a whole lot more.I've heard that she is going downhill since I had last seen her a couple months ago. Sorry to hear you had a bad experience. Sounds like there might be some issues going on in her life.

[Andy54]

I heard that Danielle got the best tits in Madison, even heard this from other providers, so I start calling her on Friday, she never returned a single damn call, so I sent her a text, no response. I called her Sat, Sun, and Monday, when she called me so we set up an appointment today for 4, so I called her at 3, 3:30, then at 4. No response. She is a complete waste of time. I will never call her again. Fuck those tits.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielles-vdays-specs-tdaytom-22/5539191I have seen Danielle and had no trouble with contacting her or getting an appointment. I do think she has the greatest tits around by far, and she was, and still is my all time favorite, and until I find more bad reports or have a bad experience myself she will remain my all time favorite. I appreciate your input on her, for now I am willing to take my chances until I here more bad or until I have a bad experience for myself. She is just to good, not to see her anymore.

[Sky Flyer]

I will have to see her again. Sounds like you are having a good experience. I might of caught her on a bad day, it was kind of rushed and we just didn't seem to have a connection. But I did like those tits.


I have seen Danielle and had no trouble with contacting her or getting an appointment. I do think she has the greatest tits around by far, and she was, and still is my all time favorite, and until I find more bad reports or have a bad experience myself she will remain my all time favorite. I appreciate your input on her, for now I am willing to take my chances until I here more bad or until I have a bad experience for myself. She is just to good, not to see her anymore.

[Howard5354]

I will have to see her again. Sounds like you are having a good experience. I might of caught her on a bad day, it was kind of rushed and we just didn't seem to have a connection. But I did like those tits.Report back on your most recent experience with Danielle.

[Sky Flyer]

You know Howard I just don't remember much about it. It was a couple months ago. Nice incall location. Nice looking, nice tits. We agreed on a time and then she kept pushing it back until about a hour later. It was a bit rushed, DATY but she gets sensitive quickly so that ends that. A quick BJ but I can't recall if it was covered or not. Then FS. Like I say it was fairly forgettable. I don't want to be unfair to her, because it seems like there are guys that really like her. We just didn't seem to hit it off. Maybe we were both having bad days. I would be willing to try again I guess.


Report back on your most recent experience with Danielle.

[PixieLover]

No-Destiny, Natalia, Suzanne.

Maybe-Precious from Milwaukee.

Yes-Kaydee from Milwaukee.

[Andy54]

I have done more looking and calling lately than seeing girls, because I have been sick for a while. Figured I would share a few of the girls I was considering based on price and the ad on backpage. If anyone has seen any of these girls I would love some information on them to see if I want to see one of them. I know lower prices don't necessarily mean the best price. Sometimes, but not always, you get what you pay for. I have had pretty good luck going on the cheap since if it is a bust at least you didn't spend so much. If you contact any of these girls to try to get this price you are going to have to work for it, they aren't just going to offer it to you. All I am telling you is that if you talk to them nice and keep working on them they will eventually give you that price. All of the information that I got was done during this week.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/k-a-n-d-i-y-o-u-r_-d-r-e-a-m_-c-o-m-e-_-t-r-u-e-24/5705276

Said she would go. 7$ with GFE and she sounded quite nice, but that doesn't mean much. Problem is that she is leaving sometime this week.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/eventy-pecial-ladie-love-22/5696278

She advertises early bird specials for. 7$ but she said she would do it anytime. Does not french kiss, but sounded really nice and real.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-one-and-only-southern-belle-ms-babydoll-28/5519544

Said she would do. 7$ with GFE and BBBJ and swallow. Has a got a real strong accent.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/satisfaction-is-my-best-quality-ebony-and-cuban-22/5699137

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ebony-godess-exotic-classy-addictive-100real-22/5379141

Took a while but she agreed to 70 anytime I call her back. GFE. When I first asked she wanted $.25. She looked a little scarey to me with the afro, but she said her hair is straight now like the one ad. Not sure why she would post the one with the afro when she has the much nicer looking pictures available in my opinion.

Girls that I have seen and highly recommend are listed below. There are more but they are 2 of my favorites.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amanda-20/5553665

I have seen Amanda before and I think she is a great choice. She has early and late specials for. 7$ every morning and night. I saw her on her special and she told me I could come back at any time for the special. Highly recommended. GFE but everything covered.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/danielle-has-day-specials-22/5703449

My all time favorite. I saw her for $ but she said I could come back anytime for. 8$. GFE, BBBJ with swallow.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-special-today-only-drugdisease-free-layla-lust-madisons-most-desired-provider-is-back-24/5665315

She isn't around much anymore but when she is and has the. 8$ special she is a must see. GFE with everything covered. If it is the first time you see her she might not do DFK or DATY.

[Andy54]

No-Destiny, Natalia, Suzanne.

Maybe-Precious from Milwaukee.

Yes-Kaydee from Milwaukee.What is wrong with Suzanne? I was thinking of seeing her when she had a 2 girl show for $.50 which she said I could have almost anytime as long as another girl was available. Either Natalia or someone else. I have talked to Natalia and have not gotten good vibes from her. Sounds like she doesn't really do anything except for collect the cash. Thought the 2 girl with Suzanne might be a good chance to get my hands on those oversized boobs without being a total loss. Are you talking about the bbw Destiny? Haven't had any experience with her except to know that she isn't GFE. Would really like to hear more about your experiences with these girls other than just no to them.

Does Precious and Kaydee come to Madison. If so it would be great to hear the good and bad for both of them instead of just maybe or yes.

[Coochie Eater]

Ok muthah fuckahs, I'm telling you now, Mercades is the best. She's got a petite well toned little body with just the right amount of ass. I LOVE DATY with this girl because 1.) She's clean and sweet and nice. 2.) She's got a good size love bump that fits nicely into my mouth. 3.) She cums really hard when she cums and is fun to chase around the bed, and 4.) She squirts!

Perky little tea cup titties, beautiful skin tone, and really cares about getting your nut as well as hers. She's cute too.

So if you like black girls, this girl's for you. If you don't like black girls, go fuck yourself.

Cooch

[Sky Flyer]

I agree, Mercades is really a lot of fun. She has the almost perfect little ass and if you like eating pussy (I do) she should be on top of the list.

But I haven't seen her ad lately, is she still around?


Ok muthah fuckahs, I'm telling you now, Mercades is the best. She's got a petite well toned little body with just the right amount of ass. I LOVE DATY with this girl because 1.) She's clean and sweet and nice. 2.) She's got a good size love bump that fits nicely into my mouth. 3.) She cums really hard when she cums and is fun to chase around the bed, and 4.) She squirts!

Perky little tea cup titties, beautiful skin tone, and really cares about getting your nut as well as hers. She's cute too.

So if you like black girls, this girl's for you. If you don't like black girls, go fuck yourself.

Cooch

[BigTen]

http://wisconsin.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-victoria-bad-yellow-bone-22/5716509

Any one see this one? No hits on tineye, nothing turns up on phone search. Looks very nice.

[Ggloo2001]

If your thinking of checking elsewhere, stay away from beloit. I have been ripped off there for 3 years, every call has promised heaven and they take your money and run. There may be a good one somewhere in beloit, but after 3 years and 6 payments I quit. The last one wanted 80 and would do 69 oral and anything I wanted. We met at a motel and she had no cash so I gave her the room rent, she got the room and then I went in. Wouldn't do oral without a condom, but expected me to do oral with nothing. I ended the session and dropped the rest of the cash and then she told me that I was to pay for the room and give her 80 bucks and she wanted more. I should have jacked off and gave the salvation army 50 and I would have felt good and been ahead in the cash dept. Beloit, don't go there. Stay in Madison.

[Andy54]

Ok muthah fuckahs, I'm telling you now, Mercades is the best. She's got a petite well toned little body with just the right amount of ass. I LOVE DATY with this girl because 1.) She's clean and sweet and nice. 2.) She's got a good size love bump that fits nicely into my mouth. 3.) She cums really hard when she cums and is fun to chase around the bed, and 4.) She squirts!

Perky little tea cup titties, beautiful skin tone, and really cares about getting your nut as well as hers. She's cute too.

So if you like black girls, this girl's for you. If you don't like black girls, go fuck yourself.

CoochI agree that Mercades is a great girl to see with a great menu with great prices. I saw her last year when she was going by Destiny and being accused of working with LE. I thought I reported that last year, but I don't know if I did for sure.

[Andy54]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-one-and-only-southern-belle-ms-babydoll-28/5519544

Said she would do. 7$ with GFE and BBBJ and swallow. Has a got a real strong accent.

I saw this girl and she was awesome. She is older than she advertises, but her body and attidtude are younger than she advertises. Very nice!

[Andy54]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/satisfaction-is-my-best-quality-ebony-and-cuban-22/5699137

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ebony-godess-exotic-classy-addictive-100real-22/5379141

Took a while but she agreed to 70 anytime I call her back. GFE. When I first asked she wanted $.25. She looked a little scarey to me with the afro, but she said her hair is straight now like the one ad. Not sure why she would post the one with the afro when she has the much nicer looking pictures available in my opinion.

Went to see this girl and the pictures are either fake or really old. The pictures with her in the bikini aren't even close. The pictures with the afro could be close if you ad 20 or 30 pounds or more. She is the first girl that I have ever walked out on.

[Howard5354]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/satisfaction-is-my-best-quality-ebony-and-cuban-22/5699137

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ebony-godess-exotic-classy-addictive-100real-22/5379141

Took a while but she agreed to 70 anytime I call her back. GFE. When I first asked she wanted $.25. She looked a little scarey to me with the afro, but she said her hair is straight now like the one ad. Not sure why she would post the one with the afro when she has the much nicer looking pictures available in my opinion.

Went to see this girl and the pictures are either fake or really old. The pictures with her in the bikini aren't even close. The pictures with the afro could be close if you ad 20 or 30 pounds or more. She is the first girl that I have ever walked out on.I passed on her.

[Howard5354]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-one-and-only-southern-belle-ms-babydoll-28/5519544

Said she would do. 7$ with GFE and BBBJ and swallow. Has a got a real strong accent.

I saw this girl and she was awesome. She is older than she advertises, but her body and attidtude are younger than she advertises. Very nice!How long for the $70. 00? How is her body as she does not post pics of her body.

[Howard5354]

I agree that Mercades is a great girl to see with a great menu with great prices. I saw her last year when she was going by Destiny and being accused of working with LE. I thought I reported that last year, but I don't know if I did for sure.I reported on destiny last year. I hit and ate that pussy like a wild man and she came hard. I have seen her twice and never go back for a A third time. Too much new pussy!

[Coochie Eater]

I reported on destiny last year. I hit and ate that pussy like a wild man and she came hard. I have seen her twice and never go back for a A third time. Too much new pussy!Yep, that's the problem. Too much new pussy. We find someone like Destiny / Mercades who is so fucking special, but we have to go get ripped off by some newcomer who doesn't cum across with the goods no how. I love new pussy, I love new black pussy. I love hittin' something that I've never hit before. And I've had so many lackluster to bad experiences, I wonder why I don't just stick to jacking off.

But mostly I wonder why I don't stick with a provider who's cute, sexy, shapely, gets into sex, cums hard, squirts, kisses, is clean and honest.

The answer? Because being a monger is fucking CRAZY! I'm nuts, cuckoo, bugs, daffy, touched, goofy, fucked up, squirrelly, bone headed, dippy, dingy, deranged, and mental.

How many of our posts are about being ripped off and dissatisfied, yet we ignore the providers that could eliminate each and every one of those posts.

Get the straight jacket, Ma. I'm going mongering.

[Howard5354]

Yep, that's the problem. Too much new pussy. We find someone like Destiny / Mercades who is so fucking special, but we have to go get ripped off by some newcomer who doesn't cum across with the goods no how. I love new pussy, I love new black pussy. I love hittin' something that I've never hit before. And I've had so many lackluster to bad experiences, I wonder why I don't just stick to jacking off.

But mostly I wonder why I don't stick with a provider who's cute, sexy, shapely, gets into sex, cums hard, squirts, kisses, is clean and honest.

The answer? Because being a monger is fucking CRAZY! I'm nuts, cuckoo, bugs, daffy, touched, goofy, fucked up, squirrelly, bone headed, dippy, dingy, deranged, and mental.

How many of our posts are about being ripped off and dissatisfied, yet we ignore the providers that could eliminate each and every one of those posts.

Get the straight jacket, Ma. I'm going mongering.Its simple. Once new pussy is discovered there is a mad dash by the mongers of the world. The ladies know that their pussy is in high demand so they begin to rush or slack trying to make all that new loot and the new good pussy soon become old pussy. All the mongers hitting it stretches it. This is the main reason I book all my appointments before 10 AM in the morning. A provider told me that her pussy is real tight in the morning. The last man to hit the pussy gets loose pussy.

Next, there is a small window of success for the newly discovered good pussy, three, perhaps four years or so, then it either retires, gets married, or gets knocked up. So the monger is like an 16th Century explorer. Always has to be searching for new and better land. It is a never ending process. The good pussy I used to hit five years ago have all vanished. In short, there is an expiration date on everything, including pussy.

[Ontheroad]

There seems to be lots more fake pics that usual on BP with ridiculously hot models.

Here is one:

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/36-ddsyes-boys-my-dds-are-real-lets-play-262-409-1526-21/5743547

I saw here anyway. I wasn't expecting the girl in the pics, but the girl that was there was the exact opposite. She was very petite with A cups and she was black.

Like I said, I wasn't surprised, but to make matters worse, her service was terrible. Her list of no's was much longer than the list of yes's.

I've had worse, but I should have left upon seeing her just out of the principle of not rewarding the working girls for using fake pics.

[Too Nice]

There seems to be lots more fake pics that usual on BP with ridiculously hot models.What sucks just as bad, you ask fake pic escort what she looks like and she says "didn't you see my pics?"."Yes I did see them, which why I'm fucking asking you what you look like because fuck, you're clearly not the escort shown in your ad!"

The escorts who post real pics must be pissed, because these fake pic bitches are ruining the fucking market.

Question, are all the fake pic escorts ugly as shit, or are some of them attractive?

[Andy54]

How long for the $70. 00? How is her body as she does not post pics of her body.That was for 30 minutes. I thought she had a great body. Very short and petite. 34b, is what She told me, but a very nice 34b, I would have guessed a C

[Coochie Eater]

Question, are all the fake pic escorts ugly as shit, or are some of them attractive?Maybe crazier, I dunno. But I do know this. I will do anything to get laid. Okay, just about anything: I do have some limits. Of course, those limits are disappearing so quickly I barely have time to violate them. Anyway, one of the things I've done for free / reduced price coochie is to place escort ads.

Now escorts / wh0res being the kind of people they are, invariably tell me the ads aren't working, and that their phone isn't ringing, and that people are calling but no one is showing. But when the ad comes down, man they are calling me asking to post them again. Hmmm? The ad brings them nothing, yet they can tell the day it stops working?

I don't care about their bullshit as long as I'm getting some discount coochie or maybe a freebie thrown at me from time to time.

And I do know this:

As crazy as they are, h00kers are people. And as people, they have various motivations besides selling pussy for cash. I have been posting for this one girl for about 10 years. I actually met her when she was 17 and stripping in a club using a fake I'd. I nailed her when she was 18, so NO, I didn't violate any child abuse laws. God knows how many people did.

Anyway, this babe is now 28 and has aspirations of becoming a professional, as in a medical professional. No, not the fucking CNA bullshit, but a licensed, full-fledged, medical practitioner (as in doctor, dentist, physician's assistant kind of professional). She gets straight A's, is active in student government and is considered one of the best students where she attends.

And she dates.

Life aint right unless she's turning tricks. That's just the way she is. I told her that she'll be forty, making six figures, on some board somewhere, and she'll still have to sell pussy for money just to feel right. She laughed and agreed.

So does she want her picture used in her ad? Well my fellow mongers, take a picture of yourself, post it on backpage with an ad that reads: Hey, I buy pussy for cash! Middle aged white male. 6'11".210 lbs, great shape. Love to eat pussy and shove my fingers up assholes. Nice guy, but into verbal abuse as I approach orgasm. Prefers uncovered but will pay for a blowjob with a rubber with some negotiation and bitching. Please call me at 414-555-h0re. Ask for Phil Pseudonym.

So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly. Besides that, this girl gets into her sessions, so you will have the time of your life. But when the cop who lives next door sees her in the grocery store, they won't be any wiser as to what her avocation is.

Does this excuse this? I guess not. Let's face it. If the picture looked like Whoopi Goldberg, but Beyonce opened the door, not a one of you would b1tch about fake pics. It's when the pic looks like Jada Fire and Precious opens the door that we get a little pissed. No one minds the bait and switch if the switch is better than the bait.

So guys, I guess all I can say is "Quit bitching." We're mongers working with wh0res. If you pick up a scorpion and pet it like a puppy dog, you're going to get stung. Use tineye or google pics and if it pisses you off enough, call the b1tch up and say "What the fuck? Your pics are spread all over the internet like shit on pig farm. Who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid? I'm posting that you're a fake, and I hope your tits drop off." I did exactly that when some "see you in Tiajuana" posted pics of Lacey Duvalle on her ad. I mean really. That would be like me posting a picture of Brad Pitt as myself. (Honestly, we're both white, have blue eyes, and sport beards, so I guess I can use his pic.)

So enough of my confession and rant. Use the tools available to you and bust the bitches. Beyond that? As an offender myself, I have no answers.

[Davidonecall]

Coochie you are right. If the provider is close or even better no complain. Now if any of the girls that you know make a trip to Chicago or close let me know. I rather visit someone that is coming from you. I know some providers like to make weekend trip to other citys because they don't worry about seeing someone the know. Thanks DOC.


Maybe crazier, I dunno. But I do know this. I will do anything to get laid. Okay, just about anything: I do have some limits. Of course, those limits are disappearing so quickly I barely have time to violate them. Anyway, one of the things I've done for free / reduced price coochie is to place escort ads.

Now escorts / wh0res being the kind of people they are, invariably tell me the ads aren't working, and that their phone isn't ringing, and that people are calling but no one is showing. But when the ad comes down, man they are calling me asking to post them again. Hmmm? The ad brings them nothing, yet they can tell the day it stops working?

I don't care about their bullshit as long as I'm getting some discount coochie or maybe a freebie thrown at me from time to time.

And I do know this:

As crazy as they are, h00kers are people. And as people, they have various motivations besides selling pussy for cash. I have been posting for this one girl for about 10 years. I actually met her when she was 17 and stripping in a club using a fake I'd. I nailed her when she was 18, so NO, I didn't violate any child abuse laws. God knows how many people did.

Anyway, this babe is now 28 and has aspirations of becoming a professional, as in a medical professional. No, not the fucking CNA bullshit, but a licensed, full-fledged, medical practitioner (as in doctor, dentist, physician's assistant kind of professional). She gets straight A's, is active in student government and is considered one of the best students where she attends.

And she dates.

Life aint right unless she's turning tricks. That's just the way she is. I told her that she'll be forty, making six figures, on some board somewhere, and she'll still have to sell pussy for money just to feel right. She laughed and agreed.

So does she want her picture used in her ad? Well my fellow mongers, take a picture of yourself, post it on backpage with an ad that reads: Hey, I buy pussy for cash! Middle aged white male. 6'11".210 lbs, great shape. Love to eat pussy and shove my fingers up assholes. Nice guy, but into verbal abuse as I approach orgasm. Prefers uncovered but will pay for a blowjob with a rubber with some negotiation and bitching. Please call me at 414-555-h0re. Ask for Phil Pseudonym.

So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly. Besides that, this girl gets into her sessions, so you will have the time of your life. But when the cop who lives next door sees her in the grocery store, they won't be any wiser as to what her avocation is.

Does this excuse this? I guess not. Let's face it. If the picture looked like Whoopi Goldberg, but Beyonce opened the door, not a one of you would b1tch about fake pics. It's when the pic looks like Jada Fire and Precious opens the door that we get a little pissed. No one minds the bait and switch if the switch is better than the bait.

So guys, I guess all I can say is "Quit bitching." We're mongers working with wh0res. If you pick up a scorpion and pet it like a puppy dog, you're going to get stung. Use tineye or google pics and if it pisses you off enough, call the b1tch up and say "What the fuck? Your pics are spread all over the internet like shit on pig farm. Who the fuck do you think you're trying to kid? I'm posting that you're a fake, and I hope your tits drop off." I did exactly that when some "see you in Tiajuana" posted pics of Lacey Duvalle on her ad. I mean really. That would be like me posting a picture of Brad Pitt as myself. (Honestly, we're both white, have blue eyes, and sport beards, so I guess I can use his pic.)

So enough of my confession and rant. Use the tools available to you and bust the bitches. Beyond that? As an offender myself, I have no answers.

[Howard5354]

Coochie eater was right. We have someone special and we go after these unproven duds and we complain when we get ripped of. I met a lady on sugar daddy and she was smoking hot. She sent me pics of her ass and I wanted to nail this pussy so bad, so we arranged to meet at 12. So I drove about 50 miles to the hotel but she did not show up and called me asking where it was. This was pure bullshit. So I departed and thought about Mercades. I called her and she said sure come right over. I forgot how tight her sweet little body is and how much I liked her personality. She gave me enough good pussy to last for a month and she knows how to fuck and better still she enjoys it. I signed up for an hour but when we checked the clock I had been in her good pussy for close two. Brothers, you have to be in shape to handle this good pussy. She is the best that you are going to find on or off back page. She charges 80 for hh. 160 for the full hour. I signed up for an hour but was hitting that good pussy for 1. 5. You are missing some real good pussy. Just ask Choochie.

Her number is 608 443-6138.

Her back page post is here somewhere and on back page.

She told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.

[Wanttoknow67]

I called and said I was interested in seeing her and I had 80 to spend. She turned me down. I talked to her for a while and she was very pleasant on the phone. I was supposed to call her later but I went with plan A.


Coochie eater was right. We have someone special and we go after these unproven duds and we complain when we get ripped of. I met a lady on sugar daddy and she was smoking hot. She sent me pics of her ass and I wanted to nail this pussy so bad, so we arranged to meet at 12. So I drove about 50 miles to the hotel but she did not show up and called me asking where it was. This was pure bullshit. So I departed and thought about Mercades. I called her and she said sure come right over. I forgot how tight her sweet little body is and how much I liked her personality. She gave me enough good pussy to last for a month and she knows how to fuck and better still she enjoys it. I signed up for an hour but when we checked the clock I had been in her good pussy for close two. Brothers, you have to be in shape to handle this good pussy. She is the best that you are going to find on or off back page. She charges 80 for hh. 160 for the full hour. I signed up for an hour but was hitting that good pussy for 1. 5. You are missing some real good pussy. Just ask Choochie.

Her number is 608 443-6138.

Her back page post is here somewhere and on back page.

She told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.

[Howard5354]

I called and said I was interested in seeing her and I had 80 to spend. She turned me down. I talked to her for a while and she was very pleasant on the phone. I was supposed to call her later but I went with plan A.You went with Plan B cause Mercedes is Plan A. You should have called her later. She is among the best in Madison. BTW, sometimes she will tell you to call later if she got something going on. She is not stringing you on. She is too nice to do this kind of crap.

[Coochie Eater]

She [Mercades] told me that you mongers are not showing up to hit this pussy. Now while I like it because she is always available, the girl is an escort and has to make some money or she will leave, so give her some action. I am definitely going back again and again. But I am a pussy hunter so I will continue to hunt new pussy but I will go back to see Mercedes so she can survive and stay in Madison.Life is a b1tch, a fuckin' b1tch, and then you die.

Mercades is moving on, guys. She's leaving Madison for greener pastures. I can't stress enough how great this girl is: Petite, perfect shape little body, great personality, cums hard, gets into sex, likes men, honest (really? Did he say honest?) , not a clock watcher, clean, tasty, perfect little tea cup tits, great round booty that perfectly proportionate to the rest of her, full GFE (I mean she kisses, not the no-rubber GFE) , friendly, intelligent, ambitious, cute and honest (really, to find an honest girl in this business is so fucking rare, I get a hard on just thinking about it.)

And she's gone. She's heading west for the wide open spaces. I believe she told me May, but it could be sooner. She's heading to good ol' California to become A PORN STAR!

So even if she were moving to Dubuque to become sheet metal worker, you should experience this girl at least once.

But man, you get to fuck a porn star before she becomes a porn star! I know all you bastards are cruising the net for porn, stroking your little johnny while wishing you had more ching to hit some real pussy, but imagine being able to watch a porn babe you've actually fucked, stroking it while your computer defrags.

So my word to you. Get on the the fucking phone and set an appointment with this little wonder before she gets too big for YOUR britches. $80 for a half hour? Cheap at twice the price. Cheaper than all you fucks put together.

Tell her Coochie sent you.

[Member #4345]

Saw this ad http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/say-hi-to-my-36-dds-my-dds-are-real-boys-come-see-21/5752855 And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.

[Howard5354]

Dude, do a tineye or google check on the exceptionally fine ladies. Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts. I always make a 160 hour appointment with Mercedes cause I know that pussy is so good I will not want to stop at an half hour. The other day we were fucking so good and she was so wonderful I even fantasized about taking her to city hall and marrying her so I could lay in this good pussy every day. I look at the clock and I had been stroking her for almost two hours, could have gone longer but money was short. Stop chasing ghosts. So get on over there and get a taste of the best pussy in Madison.


Saw this ad.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/say-hi-to-my-36-dds-my-dds-are-real-boys-come-see-21/5752855

And knew that was not what I was going to find when I showed up but thought I would take a look. Well guys don't bother. When I talked to her I asked if the pix were of her and she said yes. I show up and find a little black girls with tiny tits, scary hair and skin that has been to hell and back. So we talk a bit and she wants 150 for HE. Really? So I said I wasn't interested and she got pissy with me. I know many don't use real pix but at least use something close.

[Member #4345]

I have hit that several times and it is good but not always available and it would be nice to have some furniture to mess around on. She lives in an apartment with a TV and blanket on the floor. Maybe I'm getting picky in my old age but really don't care to fuck on the floor anymore.

[Sky Flyer]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-your-day-with-me-i-know-exactly-what-you-need-100-special-avail-now-22/5258571

[Too Nice]

Dude, Coochie and I already told you where the good pussy is, so stop . Wasting your time chasing ghosts.Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.

[Howard5354]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-your-day-with-me-i-know-exactly-what-you-need-100-special-avail-now-22/5258571Tera has a bed too.

[Howard5354]

I have hit that several times and it is good but not always available and it would be nice to have some furniture to mess around on. She lives in an apartment with a TV and blanket on the floor. Maybe I'm getting picky in my old age but really don't care to fuck on the floor anymore.The problem with these girls is investment. They do not understand the game. They think that it is about their pussy and ass, and to an extent it is but its really about the image and the dream. So Mercedes has a smoking hot body but the other parts of the game escapes her. My recommendation to her is clean up the apartment, purchase a nice bedroom set. Get professional pics and more sexy clothes. Put a little perfume on. She will move from 80/160 to 120/200 range, and will have repeats. It should never be about the bed or the floor. I don't mind the floor cause I will bang this hot woman anywhere.

[Coochie Eater]

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.I was not encouraging people to see providers with fake pics. I said that the fake pic is a fact of life. And I was saying that if the person at the door was hotter than the pic, who the fuck is going to argue? And I was saying that if the person at the door is less attractive than the fake pic, then grow some balls and walk.

What Howard is saying is: A bunch of us post about who is really great on this board, and then people go to less-than-satisfying providers. Then b1tch and piss and moan. So let me say it again: Mercades is leaving town in May. She's hot, pretty, sexy, honest, fun, likes sex, likes men, cums hard, squirts, is clean, tasty, has a big clit that's fun to suck on, and you have to fuck her on the floor because she doesn't have a bed. She ain't going to get one either, because she's heading west to be in porn. At $80 for a half hour, she is the BEST Deal in Madison.

So here is what I would do:

1. For the next month I would fuck Mercades every chance I got.

2. After she's gone, I would download the Tineye extension for Firefox or Chrome. If you're not using Firefox or Chrome, then go back to jacking off.

3. When you see an ad that you like, right click on the pics and select the Tineye function. If the pics are spread all over the net like cow shit on a freshly plowed field do one of the following:

I. Keep browsing the ads.

II. Call the provider and bust her (You're a fucking liar and I'm telling everyone in Madison. )

III. Call the provider and let her know your coming to see her, but if she isn't as hot as the pics she stole, you're calling the police on her. If she is as hot or hotter than the pics, you'll sign up for a good time.

IV. Call the provider, make an appointment, show up. If she's as hot or hotter than the pics, nail her. If she's doggier, do her doggy, then plow her in the ass. Then don't pay her.

Jesus, this is mongering, not a contract for financial services.

[Boo1969]

Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-your-day-with-me-i-know-exactly-what-you-need-100-special-avail-now-22/5258571Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?

[KnightMale]

Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/escape-to-paradise-22/5609662

[Howard5354]

Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.

[Too Nice]

So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on Backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly.I'm glad you didn't mean to encourage guys to visit escorts with fake pics when you wrote this.

[Too Nice]

Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.Forums only work if people read. They don't work well when people make up stuff. What a waste of time.

[Boo1969]

Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/escape-to-paradise-22/5609662Thanks Knight!

[Howard5354]

Thanks Knight!I rely on my fellow brothers in the hobby because we all in general like hot women, some prefer tits, others ass, still others legs, but in general, a girl with a nice ass is going to have a nice body for the most part. So one of my brothers told me about Tera. We communicated. Her pics did not matter much to me because of the recommendation. So I went, and she opened the door butt naked, and I ate pussy, licked ass, and we fucked for 1.5 hours.

Actually, I been back twice. She got some real good tight pussy. Because most of the dudes are out chasing the new pussy and getting burned, most of these ladies are just sitting there. I get texts from some of them asking me to come by because they have to pay a bill or purchase something. One girl even told me to come by and hit it for 60 bucks cause her cable bill was due. I keep about 120 bucks in my wallet for my sure thing relief fund. I received two texts just last night.

For example, I saw Mercedes last week and we fucked for almost two hours. She wanted to fuck longer but I had to go. She had no appointments for the day. So in a sense the pussy belonged to me. So guys, keep on chasing the dream girls and getting burned. I have not been burned once because I always go for the sure pussy. Mercedes, Tera, Lily (in town now) , Alexis4U will give you all the pussy you can handle. All of them are hot! What more do you want? So stop chasing dreams!

I am endorsing Lily. This girl is so fine she looks unreal and she has some real good pussy. I am planning to dive into it again.

[Howard5354]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=5777519&image=5777513

This young African American babe arrived on the Madison scene from Milwaukee about two or three weeks ago and mongers are lining up to hit this sweet 19 year old ass but the kid was there and gone long before the mongers started to smell the scent of new pussy. You better go by and get a taste.

Because this kind of young tight pussy does not last long.

[Howard5354]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chocolate-mona-lisa-25/5605624

I am letting you dudes have some of my private stock because these girls who fly under the radar need action. I cannot support them all. I have hit this

Ass about three time and will hot her little tight ass again. She does not list a phone number so you have to email her and she gets back to you. She has a tight little body and knows how to fuck. Not good as Tera and Mercedes but not a waste of time either.

[Dover Key]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chocolate-mona-lisa-25/5605624

I am letting you dudes have some of my private stock because these girls who fly under the radar need action. I cannot support them all. I have hit this

Ass about three time and will hot her little tight ass again. She does not list a phone number so you have to email her and she gets back to you. She has a tight little body and knows how to fuck. Not good as Tera and Mercedes but not a waste of time either.What are these Babes running, anyway? I don't want to insult them by starting to low or waisting everyones time if I don't have the cash in hand. What is the price of love, Howard5354?

[Coochie Eater]

Ok, so I've given out the latest number I have for Yummy. Yes, it's a 605 area code, not 608. It's because she moved to SOUTH DAKOTA!

Jesus. Wisconsin's lost one of the best providers to ever soil some sheets. What a fucking body! Long long legs. Slim waist. Perfect teacup tits. Smooth dark chocolate skin. Pretty as hell. AND LOVES To fuck. Not a clock watcher, really gets into it, will do anal, porn star beautiful, goddammit, I could go on and on.

SOUTH fucking DAKOTA! What the fuck is that?

One good thing, she does come back to visit Milwaukee from time to time, and SHE'S BACK NOW! If I sent you the 605 area code phone number, that's the one that works. Call her soon before she leaves. You will be greatly appreciative of an exceptional experience.

[Eric1975]

Were going to see more and more ladies migrating to the Dakotas. The oil and gas drilling boom is going on big time there, hell its like how the gold rush was in california, they are going to go where the $$$$$ is. I just chatted with a provider the other day that says she just finished up buisiness here and was gassing up her car and heading out there in a few days. The rush is on boys. Enjoy it while they are here.

[Moonroach]

I know I've talked about her before, but gentlemen you are missing out if you haven't seen Naughty Nikki. She has been a reliable provider for me and the last time I saw her was no let down. I would call her first if she provided greek, but her GFE makes up for it.

I called her when all of my greek providers fell through. We scheduled for an hour and she showed up on time at my hotel. We caught up with each other and got right down to business. I like that she takes directions very well. We started off with some lfk and then I gave some attentions to her breasts. She does DATY and seem to enjoy it. I spent a good long time eating that sweet pussy. We then did a 69 for awhile. When I couldn't hold out any longer, I told her I needed to be inside of her. She does a great rcg. One of the things she does that drives me crazy, when we switch positions, she will lick off all of her pussy juices from my dick. I is such a turn on and she does it without hesitation. We then went to k9 then cg. We ended with her CBJ until I came. The thing I like the best about her, she stays for the entire time you agree on.

[Howard5354]

I know I've talked about her before, but gentlemen you are missing out if you haven't seen Naughty Nikki. She has been a reliable provider for me and the last time I saw her was no let down. I would call her first if she provided greek, but her GFE makes up for it.

I called her when all of my greek providers fell through. We scheduled for an hour and she showed up on time at my hotel. We caught up with each other and got right down to business. I like that she takes directions very well. We started off with some lfk and then I gave some attentions to her breasts. She does DATY and seem to enjoy it. I spent a good long time eating that sweet pussy. We then did a 69 for awhile. When I couldn't hold out any longer, I told her I needed to be inside of her. She does a great rcg. One of the things she does that drives me crazy, when we switch positions, she will lick off all of her pussy juices from my dick. I is such a turn on and she does it without hesitation. We then went to k9 then cg. We ended with her CBJ until I came. The thing I like the best about her, she stays for the entire time you agree on.Yes, Nikki is a very nice girl. I have been meaning to sample her good pussy. She has a nice ass for a slim girl. She is a little pricey for the BP market but not overly so.

[Howard5354]

What are these Babes running, anyway? I don't want to insult them by starting to low or waisting everyones time if I don't have the cash in hand. What is the price of love, Howard5354?Forget love dude, you are buying pussy and ass. The worse thing, and I know you did not mean it, is to assume you are special to these ladies, just hit tthat pussy and ass for as long as you can and move on. These ladies do not give a flying fuck about you.

[Howard5354]

Damn, I was rejected by a provider named Amanda, another one hung up on me. No big deal. I just moved on, lost no sleep over that shit. I figured they had their reasons. So dudes, if the lady rejects you just get over it. There is a lot of good pussy out there, so keep on looking and you will find a lady that will see you. Do not call the lady back and insult her with a lot of name calling. Just move on. Give it a rest. Perhaps in a few months or so she may see you. I had a choice lady reject me. I waited and called her a few weeks later and was able to hit it. So the bottom line is. If you are rejected remember, its their pussy and they do not have to see you. You know you are safe and not LE but they do not know it. So, if you are rejected, just suck it up. I was in Amsterdam once and five ladies in a row rejected me but the fifth was a stunner. Take the rejections in stride.

[Too Nice]

I called her when all of my greek providers fell through.Do you have a list of greek providers in Madison that you want to share?

[Moonroach]

I don't have any current ones. The providers I did have either dropped out of the scene or don't provide greek any more. Here's my short list, I've give reviews on most of them so you can check out my old posts:

Roxy.

Crystal (bbw)

Carrie (when she was at the GH)

Marrisa (Marrisa4u)

Tessa.

Raven.

I did she Peaches down in Rockford once and she did do greek, but I won't repeat. She was tweaking when I saw her and her incall was filthy. PM me if there are any greek providers left. YMMV with these girls and find they still offer greek.


Do you have a list of greek providers in Madison that you want to share?

[BigTen]

Does anyone now what happened to Summer? Is she still around?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=180645

http://summerlove.sexynclassy.com/index.html

[Coochie Eater]

Does anyone now what happened to Summer? Is she still around?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=180645

http://summerlove.sexynclassy.com/index.htmlYep, everything except Summer. I called the phone number listed and a rather angry sounding Black woman said "This AINT Summah's numbah!" I tried to make a date with her, but she wasn't buying it and just hung up.

This season has past.

[Howard5354]

Yep, everything except Summer. I called the phone number listed and a rather angry sounding Black woman said "This AINT Summah's numbah!" I tried to make a date with her, but she wasn't buying it and just hung up.

This season has past.Rich sugar daddy got her and gone.

[BigTen]

Rich sugar daddy got her and gone.Good for her. She was nice, and a lot of fun

[Permanent Wood]

Does anyone now what happened to Summer? Is she still around?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=180645

http://summerlove.sexynclassy.com/index.htmlSummer was one that I don't remember ever seeing a review on, although I do remember her ads. I'm assuming BT that you saw her and never posted? We could have used that info.

I did call Summer at least twice and I remember each time talking to her that for her to see me she was going to have to rearrange her whole day, and it never happened. She was friends with a girl who I did see, who went on her own after having worked with Summer, if I see her again I will ask about Summer.

[PixieLover]

I saw her three times. The first was the best. She kept trying to up the price other times. She worked another job at the same time, so scheduling was harder. She wasn't always available. Got to say that she was very nice as a person and the first time was outstanding. Let us know if anyone finds out where she is.

[Permanent Wood]

Hey Gents,
It's Summer, I am Here to introduce A Few of My Friends..All Descriptions are
100% Accurate. I Only Have Top of the Line 'Pretty Faces' Associate with ME!!

Autumn: Back from much needed time away, and better than EVER!! 19yo,
5'5, Long Platinum Blonde Hair, Stunny Blue/Green Eyes, 110lbs, Very Petite, with a 32B!!

Britney: Fun and Open-minded!! 22yo, Shorter Blonde hair, Green eyes, 5'5,
135lbs, with a busty 36C.

Kristi: Stunning!!..24yo, Platinum Long Hair, Sky Blue Eyes, 5'8, 135lbs, and a
busty 34D.

Anna: Your Girl Next Door Type..21yo, Black Long Hair, Brown Eyes, 5'4, a
curvy 150lbs, with a 40C.
Britney is the friend I saw and it was all good. I also saw her friend Autumn. Here's the thing, both of those girls were ALSO associated and working with Hurricane Head Eden. Coincidence? Or can someone explain?

Did some digging and I found Summer advertised from summer 2008 to spring 2011. Looking at her pics I kind of wished I would have pursued her a little harder, but I remember her asking 200 / half-hour and 250 / hour, a little steep for a girl with no reviews on the forum.

[BigTen]

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood; 1437710]Summer was one that I don't remember ever seeing a review on, although I do remember her ads. I'm assuming BT that you saw her and never posted? We could have used that info.

I did see her a number of times, and she was always very pleasant, very fun. I did not post reviews, as I met her through a sd site, and not an escort site or BP. I stumbled onto her ad by chance. I did not realize she had friends that worked with her.

Is Brittani still around?

[PixieLover]

Britney is the friend I saw and it was all good. I also saw her friend Autumn. Here's the thing, both of those girls were ALSO associated and working with Hurricane Head Eden. Coincidence? Or can someone explain?

Did some digging and I found Summer advertised from summer 2008 to spring 2011. Looking at her pics I kind of wished I would have pursued her a little harder, but I remember her asking 200 / half-hour and 250 / hour, a little steep for a girl with no reviews on the forum.Summer I'm wondering about contact info for these girls you recommend?

[Coochie Eater]

I made the acquaintance of two baby doll types tonight. I had a delightful time in their company. We had good conversation with a lively and stimulating exchange of opinion. Goodness, one of those girls can argue! I probed her deeply held beliefs until I got to the core of them. Once I could put my finger on the position she was coming from, I could change her attitude substantially.

So, since there is a lurker here that insists on calling the girls I promote, I will make available all the sordid steamy details to any senior member. If you have trouble knowing whether you are a senior member or not, look at your screen name. If it says senior, then PM me. [Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely antagonistic. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You!

[Permanent Wood]

I did see her a number of times, and she was always very pleasant, very fun. I did not post reviews, as I met her through a sd site, and not an escort site or BP. I stumbled onto her ad by chance. I did not realize she had friends that worked with her.

Is Brittani still around?Did you meet Tic-Tac-Clit Paige on sugar daddy too? Didn't think so! But I only heard you ask about her after she moved away too, even though you said you saw her several times also.

I've said it before, maybe the guy who could help you out now -- will remain quiet -- quiet like you were a while ago when you were seeing Summer and Paige. Something to ponder anyway. And the only females precluded from reviews are loyal wives, all others, fair game.

[Howard5354]

I made the acquaintance of two baby doll types tonight. I had a delightful time in their company. We had good conversation with a lively and stimulating exchange of opinion. Goodness, one of those girls can argue! I probed her deeply held beliefs until I got to the core of them. Once I could put my finger on the position she was coming from, I could change her attitude substantially.

So, since there is a lurker here that insists on calling the girls I promote, I will make available all the sordid steamy details to any senior member. If you have trouble knowing whether you are a senior member or not, look at your screen name. If it says senior, then PM me. [Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely antagonistic. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You! I assume you got that ass.

[Howard5354]

You dudes should be running over to get some of the tight young pussy. I may go back for another taste but there are a few ladies that announced their retirement and I have to hit them before they vanish forever.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=5788967&image=5883005

[JadeTheFreak]

I don't have any current ones. The providers I did have either dropped out of the scene or don't provide greek any more. Here's my short list, I've give reviews on most of them so you can check out my old posts:

Roxy.

Crystal (bbw)

Carrie (when she was at the GH)

Marrisa (Marrisa4u)

Tessa.

Raven.

I did she Peaches down in Rockford once and she did do greek, but I won't repeat. She was tweaking when I saw her and her incall was filthy. PM me if there are any greek providers left. YMMV with these girls and find they still offer greek.Well have you met me yet?

[Too ManyInches]

I saw her three times. The first was the best. She kept trying to up the price other times. She worked another job at the same time, so scheduling was harder. She wasn't always available. Got to say that she was very nice as a person and the first time was outstanding. Let us know if anyone finds out where she is.I remember summer she was the "per say" girl LOL

[Sluggo1]

Does anybody know if the new Kelly is the old Jayda / Lynzi / Veronica?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-pictures-a-really-beautiful-top-10-model-23/5901435

[Howard5354]

Does anybody know if the new Kelly is the old Jayda / Lynzi / Veronica?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/real-pictures-a-really-beautiful-top-10-model-23/5901435Jayda.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-playmate-21/4513406

Kelly is Jayda with heels.

[GoodKarma]

Saw layla, formerly of giesha house this past week. Cute but bigger than her pics portray. Overall fun time though, her boobs have gotten bigger though too. Have to watch her adds, price seems to change every so often.

[Eric1975]

Jayda.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-playmate-21/4513406

Kelly is Jayda with heels.Yup different name. Again. Same great piece of ass.

[Howard5354]

Mercedes wanted me to let you know that she is running a special today or 80.00 hh, 160 h, so if you ever wanted to hit this ass or hit it again then now is the time. Her ad is
on Backage and there are numerous reviews and posts. I am on my way there right now so wait a few hours, LOL.

[Howard5354]

So I called this lady on BP and asked was she available. She said yes, to come right over. She gave me the hotel, some dump called Aloha Inn, right next to the Geisha House. I did not know that this dump was a hotel so I parked in the parking lot and a girl came down. I should pulled off then, but you know how it goes. We get into the room and I got a bad feeling here. She stood up and pulled down her pants and asked me to pull down mine too for the law check. I asked what were the marks on her legs from. She said that she was sick and just got out the hospital, the other marks were bite marks. I look at her and she did not look well so I left her twenty and walked. A few minutes later the phone rang and another girls said that she was the original girl and would I come back. Fuck no, never the the Aloha Inn. This dump is worse than Red Roof. I went home, going to watch pay per view. Stay away from Aloha Inn.

[Sky Flyer]

I hate this stuff, having to meet someone in a crappy motel room. I won't go the Red Roof, sounds like the Aloha is worse. I have met ladys in some pretty bad places, what the hell was I thinking. No more. I will get out of this hobby before I do that again.


So I called this lady on BP and asked was she available. She said yes, to come right over. She gave me the hotel, some dump called Aloha Inn, right next to the Geisha House. I did not know that this dump was a hotel so I parked in the parking lot and a girl came down. I should pulled off then, but you know how it goes. We get into the room and I got a bad feeling here. She stood up and pulled down her pants and asked me to pull down mine too for the law check. I asked what were the marks on her legs from. She said that she was sick and just got out the hospital, the other marks were bite marks. I look at her and she did not look well so I left her twenty and walked. A few minutes later the phone rang and another girls said that she was the original girl and would I come back. Fuck no, never the the Aloha Inn. This dump is worse than Red Roof. I went home, going to watch pay per view. Stay away from Aloha Inn.

[Eric1975]

I'm with Sky Flyer on this one. I swore I was done with this hobby the last time I was at the Capitol. No more. Well unless she is really hot.

[Andy54]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/independent-tantalizing-sexy-brunette-specials-21/5570848

I am thinking about seeing Isabelle when she is in Madison again. Has anyone seen her or know anything about her. She has one good review and one bad review on The Erotic Review which really doesn't tell me much.

[Andy54]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-going-home-yall-come-see-me-before-i-leave-28/5001413

I saw BabyDoll / Southern Belle again today and she said she is leaving Madison to go home. The reason she is leaving is because of lack of business and guys wanting her to lower her prices because of other girls lowering their prices. Her prices are 100 for 30 minutes and and 150 for a full hour. I think those prices are pretty good for what she offers compared to some other providers. She has offered anyone that calls her and mentions that they saw this on this forum, she would do 30 minutes for 80 and an hour for 130. If anyone passes this onto any other guys, just make sure they mention the forum to get the special. I have seen her a few times and personally think she is great. Her pictures do not show how pretty and sexy she is. Anyone wanting any information on what she offers, just PM me.

[Howard5354]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-going-home-yall-come-see-me-before-i-leave-28/5001413

I saw BabyDoll / Southern Belle again today and she said she is leaving Madison to go home. The reason she is leaving is because of lack of business and guys wanting her to lower her prices because of other girls lowering their prices. Her prices are 100 for 30 minutes and and 150 for a full hour. I think those prices are pretty good for what she offers compared to some other providers. She has offered anyone that calls her and mentions that they saw this on this forum, she would do 30 minutes for 80 and an hour for 130. If anyone passes this onto any other guys, just make sure they mention the forum to get the special. I have seen her a few times and personally think she is great. Her pictures do not show how pretty and sexy she is. Anyone wanting any information on what she offers, just PM me.Thanks for the information.

[Rock Bustr]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-am-going-home-yall-come-see-me-before-i-leave-28/5001413

I saw BabyDoll / Southern Belle again today and she said she is leaving Madison to go home. The reason she is leaving is because of lack of business and guys wanting her to lower her prices because of other girls lowering their prices. Her prices are 100 for 30 minutes and and 150 for a full hour. I think those prices are pretty good for what she offers compared to some other providers. She has offered anyone that calls her and mentions that they saw this on this forum, she would do 30 minutes for 80 and an hour for 130. If anyone passes this onto any other guys, just make sure they mention the forum to get the special. I have seen her a few times and personally think she is great. Her pictures do not show how pretty and sexy she is. Anyone wanting any information on what she offers, just PM me.Heiallak you are Right. Baby doll is a sweet hart great oral skills and loves what she does Will repeat as soon as I can

[Too Nice]

So I called this lady on BP and asked was she available. She said yes, to come right over. She gave me the hotel, some dump called Aloha Inn, right next to the Geisha House. I did not know that this dump was a hotel so I parked in the parking lot and a girl came down. I should pulled off then, but you know how it goes. We get into the room and I got a bad feeling here. She stood up and pulled down her pants and asked me to pull down mine too for the law check. I asked what were the marks on her legs from. She said that she was sick and just got out the hospital, the other marks were bite marks. I look at her and she did not look well so I left her twenty and walked. A few minutes later the phone rang and another girls said that she was the original girl and would I come back. Fuck no, never the the Aloha Inn. This dump is worse than Red Roof. I went home, going to watch pay per view. Stay away from Aloha Inn.Unfortunately I made the same mistake, I went to the Aloha to see Sadden. I live out of town so I wasted 2 hours.

When I got there her young friend Khloe was just leaving, and I so asked Sadden about about her. That was a lucky mistake, Sadden got kind of pissed by my question and said that I wouldn't like Khloe because she's nasty. I was like what do you mean nasty, and she said Khloe uses needles as she points to her arm. So I asked Sadden if she ever uses that stuff, and she said no not anymore, that she quit and is clean. I wanted to trust her but I chickened out. I wasn't as nice as Howard either, I told her "I forgot my money in my truck. I'll be right back.". I never turned back. Maybe I'm a prick.

[Torque6969]

Heiallak you are Right. Baby doll is a sweet hart great oral skills and loves what she does Will repeat as soon as I canWell I had almost seen her last night but it got too late and she asked if we could redo tomorrow. So I obliged and we are suppsoed to be set for tonight. So I am hoping this goes well. The reports you guys posted seem positive but am leary as her only pics are foggy and have odd angles.

Wish me luck.

[Coochie Eater]

Unfortunately I made the same mistake, I went to the Aloha to see Sadden. I live out of town so I wasted 2 hours.

When I got there her young friend Khloe was just leaving, and I so asked Sadden about about her. That was a lucky mistake, Sadden got kind of pissed by my question and said that I wouldn't like Khloe because she's nasty. I was like what do you mean nasty, and she said Khloe uses needles as she points to her arm. So I asked Sadden if she ever uses that stuff, and she said no not anymore, that she quit and is clean. I wanted to trust her but I chickened out. I wasn't as nice as Howard either, I told her "I forgot my money in my truck. I'll be right back.". I never turned back. Maybe I'm a prick.A buddy of mine drives for a public transportation service. This babe gets in one night and practically rapes him. They head back to his place where she shoots up before doing the dirty deed. I mean, he watched her slam junk in her arm, then fucked her raw. WTF? I asked him what the fuck he was thinking. I mean, how can a guy WATCH a ***** shoot up, then have unprotected sex with her? I wouldn't let a needle freak give me a blow job.

So it's great that you walked. It's great that you posted on this board about it, because I don't want my fellow mongers contracting shit, then spreading to the providers I know and love. And I don't want my fellow mongers to contract anything anyway. So be a prick, my friend, be a gigantic, obnoxious, stubborn AIDS-free prick all you want.

We all thank you.

[Andy54]

Heiallak you are Right. Baby doll is a sweet hart great oral skills and loves what she does Will repeat as soon as I canGlad you had a great time with her. I am always a little nervous when I recommend someone. Just because I really like someone, doesn't always mean the person that took my advice will agree.

[Andy54]

Unfortunately I made the same mistake, I went to the Aloha to see Sadden. I live out of town so I wasted 2 hours.

When I got there her young friend Khloe was just leaving, and I so asked Sadden about about her. That was a lucky mistake, Sadden got kind of pissed by my question and said that I wouldn't like Khloe because she's nasty. I was like what do you mean nasty, and she said Khloe uses needles as she points to her arm. So I asked Sadden if she ever uses that stuff, and she said no not anymore, that she quit and is clean. I wanted to trust her but I chickened out. I wasn't as nice as Howard either, I told her "I forgot my money in my truck. I'll be right back.". I never turned back. Maybe I'm a prick.I feel pretty dumb asking this, but I guess I don't know what the problem is with seeing a girl that uses needles. I didn't know there was a risk to me if I saw a provider that shoots up, but if there is, that would certainly eliminate a lot of the choices of providers.

[Andy54]

Mercedes wanted me to let you know that she is running a special today or 80. 00 hh. 160 h, so if you ever wanted to hit this ass or hit it again then now is the time. Her ad is On Backage and there are numerous reviews and posts. I am on my way there right now so wait a few hours, LOL.That is a great price for a provider like Mercades, but I am pretty sure she advertises 80 special all of the time, which really makes it her regular price doesn't it. I know that they all advertise specials when they are actually their normal price. I might be in the minority, but I get a little annoyed at the providers that constantly advertise a special that really isn't a special, or they advertise that they are new in town, when in reality they have been around for months. Same number same pictures. Some of those girls must think we are really stupid. I don't mean to make Mercades sound bad, she just happens to be the one in the post that I am commenting on.

[Howard5354]

That is a great price for a provider like Mercades, but I am pretty sure she advertises 80 special all of the time, which really makes it her regular price doesn't it. I know that they all advertise specials when they are actually their normal price. I might be in the minority, but I get a little annoyed at the providers that constantly advertise a special that really isn't a special, or they advertise that they are new in town, when in reality they have been around for months. Same number same pictures. Some of those girls must think we are really stupid. I don't mean to make Mercades sound bad, she just happens to be the one in the post that I am commenting on.But no need to get too upset about it. 80 or 160 is a nice reasonable price for booty. I get annoyed with some of the BP girls who try to stick it to us for 250 and 300.

[Andy54]

But no need to get too upset about it. 80 or 160 is a nice reasonable price for booty. I get annoyed with some of the BP girls who try to stick it to us for 250 and 300.I don't get upset, just annoyed. The girls that try to stick it to us for that price annoy me to, but since I just ignore them it doesn't bother me so much. I can only assume the guys that money is not an issue are supporting the overpriced girls.

[Andy54]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/independent-tantalizing-sexy-brunette-specials-21/5570848

I am thinking about seeing Isabelle when she is in Madison again. Has anyone seen her or know anything about her. She has one good review and one bad review on The Erotic Review which really doesn't tell me much.Really? Nobody has seen her or knows anything about her. I guess I must have a different taste for providers.

[Howard5354]

Really? Nobody has seen her or knows anything about her. I guess I must have a different taste for providers.She will not be waiting for you, I guarantee it.

[Andy54]

She will not be waiting for you, I guarantee it.That seems kind of hard to believe. Why would she advertise and then not be there. I could believe that she would try and steal my money, or that her pictures are fake, or that she doesn't deliver the promised goods. But not being there doesn't make sense to me. Apparently you have experience with her. A little more information other than she won't be there would be great.

[Sinlover]

That seems kind of hard to believe. Why would she advertise and then not be there. I could believe that she would try and steal my money, or that her pictures are fake, or that she doesn't deliver the promised goods. But not being there doesn't make sense to me. Apparently you have experience with her. A little more information other than she won't be there would be great.I think he means that the girl pictured in the ad won't be there.

[MsBabyDoll]

Just want to say thank you to all the guys for all of your positive feedback. And for all the guys that call in future mention USAGuide and at midnite I am going back to my normal donation 160hr 100hhr. Again thanks guys you all are the best!

[Too Nice]

I didn't know there was a risk to me if I saw a provider that shoots up, but if there is, that would certainly eliminate a lot of the choices of providers.Can you name names or phone numbers or something? I'm sure a lot of people are hoping you will pass on the warning.

[AgentP]

Finally saw Layla at her incall, east side location, for her. 80 special.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-special-today-only-girlfriend-for-an-hr-fantasyfetish-soft-slow-gentle-passion-right-here-24/5665315

Nice place, she has a dog, but it's well behaved. Layla has gained some weight compared to the pics she provides (prob due to having a baby) , my guess about 30-40 lbs heavier. HOWEVER, she is still proportional, so her ass is somewhat bigger, but her boobs are HUGE. They are firm and heavy, with great nipples. It takes both of my hands to get around just one of them. Very responsive to sucking. Basically I just love huge tits, so I was ALL over that.

She is a sweet girl, easy to talk to, is taking classes and trying to make a different future for herself.

30 min, .8 special, was just massage and CBJ, but being first time seeing her, I tend to be more conservative until I get more comfortable with the provider. More is on the menu, just didn't partake this time, I was too stunned by the tits and spent a lot of time with them, which she didn't mind.

I will see again.

[Coochie Eater]

I got a text the other day. See me. $50 special. I call my girl up, who goes by Silver Dollar. She's leaving Madison for the warmer climes of the Twin Cities. New job, better pay, etc. I've written about this girl before. She has a couple of clients, and that's it. Her name was actually given to me by another senior on this board. SEE? It DOES work! She's had two kids, and there's not a stretch mark on her coppery skin. She's had milk in her titties for a long time, since she had her second kid while still nursing the first. Her titties weren't particularly big, but they sure squirted like fountains! I haven't seen her in a while because she dried her jugs off, and after all, there's a bunch of new pussy out there that has to be investigated.

But last night I had a good-bye session with her. I prolly won't see her again, but she is a dear. There is NEVER any clock watching with her. I mean literally no time limit. Like baseball. Extra innings, yes, but the clock never runs out. I'm sad to see her go. She was sweet natured, sexy, curvy, attractive, and yes, that elusive quality in most escorts, HONEST!

So now I'm looking for a black woman who recently had a baby with jugs and jugs full of milk. Or, if you read TIME magazine a couple of weeks ago, fuck recently, just a mother that has breastfed her kid for four years.

God be with you all.

[Sky Flyer]

Yea, nice girl. I've been out of town the last few weeks so when I got back and checked my hobby phone there was a text from her that she is leaving town. To bad, I like her a lot. Pretty girl. She would always shower before I got there and she has the best tasting pussy. I could stay down there all day. Time to get back into it and start looking for another regular.


I got a text the other day. See me. $50 special. I call my girl up, who goes by Silver Dollar. She's leaving Madison for the warmer climes of the Twin Cities. New job, better pay, etc. I've written about this girl before. She has a couple of clients, and that's it. Her name was actually given to me by another senior on this board. SEE? It DOES work! She's had two kids, and there's not a stretch mark on her coppery skin. She's had milk in her titties for a long time, since she had her second kid while still nursing the first. Her titties weren't particularly big, but they sure squirted like fountains! I haven't seen her in a while because she dried her jugs off, and after all, there's a bunch of new pussy out there that has to be investigated.

But last night I had a good-bye session with her. I prolly won't see her again, but she is a dear. There is NEVER any clock watching with her. I mean literally no time limit. Like baseball. Extra innings, yes, but the clock never runs out. I'm sad to see her go. She was sweet natured, sexy, curvy, attractive, and yes, that elusive quality in most escorts, HONEST!

So now I'm looking for a black woman who recently had a baby with jugs and jugs full of milk. Or, if you read TIME magazine a couple of weeks ago, fuck recently, just a mother that has breastfed her kid for four years.

God be with you all.

[Mercades]

Last week in town for Mercades! I had lots of fun here while it lasted! I'd like to thank all the gentlemen out there for being patient and respectful! I wish you guys the best! Call me anytime! I won't be leaving for another 11 days almost! LOL so call me!

[Andy54]

She will not be waiting for you, I guarantee it.I finally decided to see isabelle, even though nobody seemed to know her, except for a couple of members that either said that she wouldn't be there (apparently meaning that the pictures were fake) , and a member that guaranteed that she will not be waiting for me. I am not 100 percent sure that the pictures are her. I think they are real, but she is much prettier and has a better body than the pictures show.

[Aczdad]

Sounds like she is hot, but the more important question is how she does it.


I finally decided to see isabelle, even though nobody seemed to know her, except for a couple of members that either said that she wouldn't be there (apparently meaning that the pictures were fake) , and a member that guaranteed that she will not be waiting for me. I am not 100 percent sure that the pictures are her. I think they are real, but she is much prettier and has a better body than the pictures show.

[Andy54]

Sounds like she is hot, but the more important question is how she does it.I agree, but at least we know she is real. I don't know why the other guys said she wasn't. They didn't say why they thought she was fake. They just said she was fake. Not very helpful without giving a reason!

[Howard5354]

I agree, but at least we know she is real. I don't know why the other guys said she wasn't. They didn't say why they thought she was fake. They just said she was fake. Not very helpful without giving a reason!I was wrong, so how is she? If she looks better than her pics then this girl is smoking hot.

[Permanent Wood]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/independent-brunette-bombshell-specials-22/5202397

Kudos to Heialak for reporting on Isabelle. She's attractive, Caucasian brunette but maybe she's got some Spanish/Latino in her based on her look. She used to live in the same apartment building as another provider I know. She popped out a baby about 3 years ago. Again, thanks Heialak for persevering and reporting back!

[Sky Flyer]

Helalak- Did you have fun and would you see her again?


I finally decided to see isabelle, even though nobody seemed to know her, except for a couple of members that either said that she wouldn't be there (apparently meaning that the pictures were fake) , and a member that guaranteed that she will not be waiting for me. I am not 100 percent sure that the pictures are her. I think they are real, but she is much prettier and has a better body than the pictures show.

[Jack0505]

I wasn't sure if Isabelle was real or not, but it sounds like she is better than the photos show. Can you give more details? What was the donation?

[Howard5354]

Helalak- Did you have fun and would you see her again?[ul]

Your comment (I finally decided to see isabelle, even though nobody seemed to know her, except for a couple of members that either said that she wouldn't be there (apparently meaning that the pictures were fake) , and a member that guaranteed that she will not be waiting for me. I am not 100 percent sure that the pictures are her. I think they are real, but she is much prettier and has a better body than the pictures show.)

I repeat what I wrote that the girl in the pic would not be the one opening the door. You saw someone but not the girl in the ad.

There are two reviews of Isabella on TER.

The pics on her ad are from a Vegas escort.

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/las-vegas/free-posts/w4m/4408619.html

From Erotic Review:
I had seen Isabelle's ad and a decent review here in TER. I gave her a call. She is ok looking in the face, but not the girl in the pics. Body is a major disappointment. Definitely not a repeater. There is a lot better caliber of women available in Madison. I won't be back.

Here is a Latina in Chicago with the same number:
http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/chicago/free-posts/w4m/3946952_smokin-hot-latina.html

Here is another Chicago girl with the same number:
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-brunette-looking-to-show-you-a-good-time-20/9297296

Here is another girl with the same number:
http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-o-sweet-oo-dreamy-oo-treato-available-now-22/6198578

[Andy54]

I agree, but at least we know she is real. I don't know why the other guys said she wasn't. They didn't say why they thought she was fake. They just said she was fake. Not very helpful without giving a reason!I am not going to recommend Isabelle, nor am I going to say stay away. I don't feel it would be right to recommend anyone until I get things cleared up with Magic (or her sister) that I had recommended to me on this forum. I don't feel like I can recommend a girl based on my experiences with her when I am still working on clearing up my most recent ripoff. All I can say is that she is very pretty and sexy, and she has a very nice personality. I can also say that she is not the girl in the pictures. She admitted it to me, but said she was not going to use her own pictures because she doesn't want family and friends to see them. I recommended that she just use body shots, but she doesn't want to risk it. I don't know why she advertises "new pictures" when they are the same bogus pictures. I think she did a pretty good job of finding someone that looks a lot like her though. She was using her friends apartment when I saw her, and I would not go back there, partially because of the neighborhood, and partially because of the messy room and bed that we used.

[Sunsolaris]

Much appreciated for any feedback you be able to provide.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-o-nw-brunette-specials-nw-o-20/6543741

[Torque6969]

I am not going to recommend Isabelle, nor am I going to say stay away. I don't feel it would be right to recommend anyone until I get things cleared up with Magic (or her sister) that I had recommended to me on this forum. I don't feel like I can recommend a girl based on my experiences with her when I am still working on clearing up my most recent ripoff. All I can say is that she is very pretty and sexy, and she has a very nice personality. I can also say that she is not the girl in the pictures. She admitted it to me, but said she was not going to use her own pictures because she doesn't want family and friends to see them. I recommended that she just use body shots, but she doesn't want to risk it. I don't know why she advertises "new pictures" when they are the same bogus pictures. I think she did a pretty good job of finding someone that looks a lot like her though. She was using her friends apartment when I saw her, and I would not go back there, partially because of the neighborhood, and partially because of the messy room and bed that we used.Man, you need to let that ripoff go. It happens in this hobby and I would suggest just learn from it and it should be less likely to happen again in the future.

[Andy54]

Man, you need to let that ripoff go. It happens in this hobby and I would suggest just learn from it and it should be less likely to happen again in the future.Why would I let it go? She has promised me a freebie to make up for what her sister did. Not only for me, but to clear her name. Pretty honorable thing to do don't you think? That should show that she is trustworthy. It is her sister that is the crook. I don't want to recommend anyone because apparently I am not the best judge of character.

[Howard5354]

Much appreciated for any feedback you be able to provide.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-o-nw-brunette-specials-nw-o-20/6543741Those are fakes.

[Andy54]

Those are fakes.How do you know they are fakes?

[Howard5354]

How do you know they are fakes?This is how I know!

Here is your girl on the Don Chavez web site:

http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/12/08/worlds-best-dress-dumper/

Here is your girl as Valerie:

http://www.**************.com/escorts/valarie-new-york-latin-female

Here is your girl as Candy in Texas.

http://www.**************.com/escorts/candy-lubbock-white-female

Makayla in North Carolina.

http://www.**************.com/escorts/makayla-raleigh-white-female

Kendra in Kentucky.

http://www.**************.com/escorts/makayla-raleigh-white-female

The booty has 37 hits!

[Howard5354]

Gabby.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/5-star-hot-part-time-model-ready-to-play-new-and-hot-limited-time-in-town-26/6566728

The real girl is Jessica Marie

http://h8torade.com/2010/07/29/random-hottie-jessica-marie/

http://h8torade.com/2010/07/29/random-hottie-jessica-marie/

[Gloo 01]

I told you guys 2 years ago, watch out for fakes. I reported that from wisconsin to texas, the same girl posted her ad and the same message and pictures. She may be houdini but she can't be in 5 states at the same time. If you don't beleive me after going to craigs or backpage just check out other states and see if they are listed there. Suprise. The octopus lady is multitasking.

[Sky Flyer]

Mercades is still posting on Madison Backpage. Did she decide to stick around?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/21/5554068

[Coochie Eater]

I told you guys 2 years ago, watch out for fakes. I reported that from wisconsin to texas, the same girl posted her ad and the same message and pictures. She may be houdini but she can't be in 5 states at the same time. If you don't beleive me after going to craigs or backpage just check out other states and see if they are listed there. Suprise. The octopus lady is multitasking.My god! Someone using FAKE PICS on an escort ad? Call the Better Business Bureau or Dunn & Bradstreet and get that wh0re's rating downgraded.

Get the Tineye or Google plug-in. If you can't figure that one out, stop mongering. When you see pics you like, just click on them, and VOILA! A little dialog box jumps up that says "Yep, there's 300 sites with these pics on them" or "Zero other sites." If you get zero, then you know the woman is posting her own pics, or at least has doctored the pics enough to fool Tineye and Google.

Regardless, you call the b1tch up and in your conversation with her, you ask "Are your pics real? " She of course says "YES!" You say,"I'm coming to see you, but if the pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. " She'll then give you some bullshit like "Oh, the pics are me, but their old." or "Yeah, they're me, but I had my hair different." or "The pics are of my sister, but she looks like me."

REMEMBER. The pics could be of her, but if they're 10 years old and 3 babies ago, she aint going to look the same. So again you say,"Whatever, but if these pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. "

Keep in mind that a wh0re knows that when your little head gets in control, your big head might as well be in Little Knife, or Lizard Lick or at home watching TV. So you go to the door with NO MONEY! That's right. NONE! Everything is in the trunk of your car. EVERY FUCKING PENNY.

One of three things will happen:

1. The pics are accurate and she looks great: "Just a sec, I'll be right back! "

2. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks great anyway: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

3. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks less than great. Anywhere from not-what-you-expected To Fuck-she-looks-like-my-grandmother-with-her-teeth-out: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

If number 3. Occurs, this gives you a chance to walk to your car and do some thinking. Maybe you like fucking your granny, so you get your shit and dive back in. Maybe the fact that she posted fake pics pisses you off, and you jump in your car and take off. You were expecting Cindy Crawford, and this b1tch looks like Angelina Jolie. Fuck that. At least you have time to reconsider. At any rate, no hooker is going to do the deed, then let you leave for cash, so you always have time to let the horniness factor pass.

So stop being pissy about fake pics. Be pissy about something you can control, like this summer's drought or the economy in Greece. It's just like the chat lines. Man, on the phone they all say they look like Beyonce. You get there and Precious answers the door. Learn to deal with it.

[Aczdad]

This is a fucking hilarious Mongering 101 from the great Coochie Eater! Thanks dude.


My god! Someone using FAKE PICS on an escort ad? Call the Better Business Bureau or Dunn & Bradstreet and get that wh0re's rating downgraded.

Get the Tineye or Google plug-in. If you can't figure that one out, stop mongering. When you see pics you like, just click on them, and VOILA! A little dialog box jumps up that says "Yep, there's 300 sites with these pics on them" or "Zero other sites." If you get zero, then you know the woman is posting her own pics, or at least has doctored the pics enough to fool Tineye and Google.

Regardless, you call the b1tch up and in your conversation with her, you ask "Are your pics real? " She of course says "YES!" You say,"I'm coming to see you, but if the pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. " She'll then give you some bullshit like "Oh, the pics are me, but their old." or "Yeah, they're me, but I had my hair different." or "The pics are of my sister, but she looks like me."

REMEMBER. The pics could be of her, but if they're 10 years old and 3 babies ago, she aint going to look the same. So again you say,"Whatever, but if these pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. "

Keep in mind that a wh0re knows that when your little head gets in control, your big head might as well be in Little Knife, or Lizard Lick or at home watching TV. So you go to the door with NO MONEY! That's right. NONE! Everything is in the trunk of your car. EVERY FUCKING PENNY.

One of three things will happen:

1. The pics are accurate and she looks great: "Just a sec, I'll be right back! "

2. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks great anyway: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

3. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks less than great. Anywhere from not-what-you-expected To Fuck-she-looks-like-my-grandmother-with-her-teeth-out: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

If number 3. Occurs, this gives you a chance to walk to your car and do some thinking. Maybe you like fucking your granny, so you get your shit and dive back in. Maybe the fact that she posted fake pics pisses you off, and you jump in your car and take off. You were expecting Cindy Crawford, and this b1tch looks like Angelina Jolie. Fuck that. At least you have time to reconsider. At any rate, no hooker is going to do the deed, then let you leave for cash, so you always have time to let the horniness factor pass.

So stop being pissy about fake pics. Be pissy about something you can control, like this summer's drought or the economy in Greece. It's just like the chat lines. Man, on the phone they all say they look like Beyonce. You get there and Precious answers the door. Learn to deal with it.

[Howard5354]

Stay with the ladies you know are real and stop trying to find Helen of Troy. Remember, she got the Trojans fucked up.


My god! Someone using FAKE PICS on an escort ad? Call the Better Business Bureau or Dunn & Bradstreet and get that wh0re's rating downgraded.

Get the Tineye or Google plug-in. If you can't figure that one out, stop mongering. When you see pics you like, just click on them, and VOILA! A little dialog box jumps up that says "Yep, there's 300 sites with these pics on them" or "Zero other sites." If you get zero, then you know the woman is posting her own pics, or at least has doctored the pics enough to fool Tineye and Google.

Regardless, you call the b1tch up and in your conversation with her, you ask "Are your pics real? " She of course says "YES!" You say,"I'm coming to see you, but if the pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. " She'll then give you some bullshit like "Oh, the pics are me, but their old." or "Yeah, they're me, but I had my hair different." or "The pics are of my sister, but she looks like me."

REMEMBER. The pics could be of her, but if they're 10 years old and 3 babies ago, she aint going to look the same. So again you say,"Whatever, but if these pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. "

Keep in mind that a wh0re knows that when your little head gets in control, your big head might as well be in Little Knife, or Lizard Lick or at home watching TV. So you go to the door with NO MONEY! That's right. NONE! Everything is in the trunk of your car. EVERY FUCKING PENNY.

One of three things will happen:

1. The pics are accurate and she looks great: "Just a sec, I'll be right back! "

2. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks great anyway: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

3. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks less than great. Anywhere from not-what-you-expected To Fuck-she-looks-like-my-grandmother-with-her-teeth-out: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

If number 3. Occurs, this gives you a chance to walk to your car and do some thinking. Maybe you like fucking your granny, so you get your shit and dive back in. Maybe the fact that she posted fake pics pisses you off, and you jump in your car and take off. You were expecting Cindy Crawford, and this b1tch looks like Angelina Jolie. Fuck that. At least you have time to reconsider. At any rate, no hooker is going to do the deed, then let you leave for cash, so you always have time to let the horniness factor pass.

So stop being pissy about fake pics. Be pissy about something you can control, like this summer's drought or the economy in Greece. It's just like the chat lines. Man, on the phone they all say they look like Beyonce. You get there and Precious answers the door. Learn to deal with it.

[Coochie Eater]

Stay with the ladies you know are real and stop trying to find Helen of Troy. Remember, she got the Trojans fucked up.Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.

If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?

Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.

Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.

[Howard5354]

Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.

If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?

Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.

Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.Its in the blood.

[Howard5354]

I made a last minute appointment with her right before she was leaving. Everything was packed. She may return but she is gone. Now I am searching for her replacement. Lexis, her former partner is here, but she is not a viable replacement. I have been knowing M for about two years, have even got a booty call on credit. Any potential candidates?


Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.

If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?

Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.

Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.

[NewAgain]

Nuguy ventured west from the New England area. Was feeling stressed looking for a smaller bbw that supposedly like to kiss and cuddle. Big freaking mistake. Cuddle doesn't do either. Was talking a mile a minute, rambling etc. Most likely could have done a decent BBBJ, as soon as she started that, then went to put on the shield, her rambling made Nuguy JR go away. Had to go through it again for the shield to stay. The southern regions had a not horrible, but not freshly clean smell. Ended up doggy just to get it over with, and the 30 min apt took all of about 15. Do not call this girl, she claims she runs 5 girls out of her house, but also says she is moving to Chicago soon. Who the hell knows. Just telling you, don't make the call.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kiss-and-cuddle-247-satisfaction-25/6343373

[Coochie Eater]

Big tits? Sure I like them, who doesn't? Big round booty? Of course! Can't get enough! Clean, tasty cooter? Man, I'm there.

But, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED! I think I've found my perfect girl!

252619

Now just so you know, she has big tits and a big round booty too.

Digits for seniors and traders.

Cooch.

God bless you all.

[Howard5354]

I was having coffee today and I received a text with an attachment. The message said. When are you going to eat this pussy and ass? I have absolutely no idea who this person is, as they did not identify themselves and I could not match the phone number. It may be just a joke but you have to admit. This is a nice looking pussy.

253127

[Andy54]

I was having coffee today and I received a text with an attachment. The message said. When are you going to eat this pussy and ass? I have absolutely no idea who this person is, as they did not identify themselves and I could not match the phone number. It may be just a joke but you have to admit. This is a nice looking pussy.

253127Did you Google the number?

[Howard5354]

Did you Google the number?No number, it was sent from the pinger site.

Pinger_1545403262. Jpeg

[Qjwin]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-with-this-sexy-brunette-inout-28/3719256

[Too Nice]

Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-with-this-sexy-brunette-inout-28/3719256I know nothing about her service, but I've seen her shopping, so I know her pics are real, and she is hot.