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ILuvAsianBabes
05-09-21, 19:41
I wonder why? You seem so charming on Internet forums! LOL.I'm working hard on being a nicer, more respectful human being and more tolerant. As they say, most men don't even mature until age 40 or 43! I'm not even there yet. I'm progressing.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-10-21, 08:09
Free country bruh, you don't have to explain yourself to me or anyone else. Just don't become one of those bitter old men who hate the world and women.Yes and therefore, I'm free to be as angry and bitter as I want to be.
ChrisNoit2
05-10-21, 09:14
Any new parlors in the southwest metro? I've seen a place called "massage seasons" by the eden prairie mall, but it looks legit based off the Google reviews. I've been driving around in Eden prairie, Chanhassen, and Chaska continuously searching for new places and I've found none. Maybe someone has seen some. ?
JoeMaleMpls
05-10-21, 09:57
Hey looking for any information on this provider. I used to visit the forum awhile back but then stopped the hobby for awhile. Then COVID made everything stop. Would love any details anyone can share about this provider. Might be looking for the impossible. Looking for a place that looks some what legit but has a HE menu (not looking for sex). Send me a PM if you now a spot.
I did check out a spot in Stillwater couple months ago got a HE with a very mediocre 30 min massage. Provider wasn't bad looking mid to late 30's everything OTC.
MassErrection
05-10-21, 10:27
Yes and therefore, I'm free to be as angry and bitter as I want to be.You just need a sweet loving Asian woman to pamper you. I know a lot of bitter old men who just want to be in the 1950's. I hooked one veteran up with a nice beautiful Asian girl 30 years younger than him. Now he's happy, has his vigor back. He even went as far to buy me a Tesla for changing his life around. That can be you.
MassErrection
05-10-21, 10:35
Any new parlors in the southwest metro? I've seen a place called "massage seasons" by the eden prairie mall, but it looks legit based off the Google reviews. I've been driving around in Eden prairie, Chanhassen, and Chaska continuously searching for new places and I've found none. Maybe someone has seen some. ?I've actually been on the look out for a younger 20's masseuse. I need a bigger challenge as it's sometimes so easy to get extras. I miss smooth talking girl, taking her out for drinks, and scoring afterwards. I only remember a handful of those encounters.
ChrisNoit2
05-10-21, 13:40
I've actually been on the look out for a younger 20's masseuse. I need a bigger challenge as it's sometimes so easy to get extras. I miss smooth talking girl, taking her out for drinks, and scoring afterwards. I only remember a handful of those encounters.I had exactly this when zenology was at eden prairie with a girl named Sarah and traveled to New York occasionally. When zenology closed she disappeared. I sure do miss that spot. Now I'm on the lookout for something in the south west metro again. Even if it's a 20 min drive further SW.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-10-21, 15:35
You just need a sweet loving Asian woman to pamper you. I know a lot of bitter old men who just want to be in the 1950's. I hooked one veteran up with a nice beautiful Asian girl 30 years younger than him. Now he's happy, has his vigor back. He even went as far to buy me a Tesla for changing his life around. That can be you.I hope it can be too. I also know plenty of guys who'd give anything to go back to the 50's, 80, or even 90's when they country was still somewhat sane and there was still an abundance of sexy, in shape, and tradition American women. But those days are long gone as most of us know. Heading to greener pastures like SE Asia, Europe and Russia seems to be the smartest move any single, American white male can make unless he's loaded with $$ But one can live like a king over in SE even with a decent amount of $$ as some of my Asian friends have informed me. Can't wait!
MassErrection
05-10-21, 16:22
I hope it can be too. I also know plenty of guys who'd give anything to go back to the 50's, 80, or even 90's when they country was still somewhat sane and there was still an abundance of sexy, in shape, and tradition American women. But those days are long gone as most of us know. Heading to greener pastures like SE Asia, Europe and Russia seems to be the smartest move any single, American white male can make unless he's loaded with $$ But one can live like a king over in SE even with a decent amount of $$ as some of my Asian friends have informed me. Can't wait!That's what I hear from a lot of the old timers that 50's through 70's were great times. 80 were cool too if you're in your 40's. My friend who bought me a Tesla is rich as fuck and lives like royalty in Philippines. I've talked to him earlier today to catch up on him and his wife. He invited me to come down for a couple weeks and promised to introduce me to some piñays.
My other friend didn't go so well though because as soon as his mail order bride came to America she dumped him.
He finally settled down with a white girl from Alabama who's really sweet. Southern belles are something else and I suggest you date some if you can. A lot of my college buddies agree not all Asian women are better than American women in that they will actually work and are independent. Asian women, on the other hand, can be lazy gold diggers. Lesson here is you shouldn't generalize a whole race of women. Find one you like without looking at color of her skin. Hell, if I only chased Asians I would have missed out on Eastern European blondes from Russia and Poland. Arguably better than Asian women I've known.
OnlyMe1234
05-10-21, 20:47
It's a small red building across the street from a craft place and a brewery. I went there today and noped out. The lady there was a big on the old side for me and most likely pushing 50. I couldn't stay.The neighborhood has changed since I was last there, and so has the provider (s). While most people would consider the change in the neighborhood as being good, I don't like it. I liked the place better when it was discrete building in a run down neighborhood, not right across the street from a distillery and a brewery. However, since the provider (s) seemed to have changed, it doesn't sound like it matters since I won't be going there unless someone hears of a change in providers.
What is really depressing is how that place was rare around here but if you travel down south, that's the way most AMPs operate.
OnlyMe1234
05-10-21, 20:52
Hey looking for any information on this provider. I used to visit the forum awhile back but then stopped the hobby for awhile. Then COVID made everything stop. Would love any details anyone can share about this provider. Might be looking for the impossible. Looking for a place that looks some what legit but has a HE menu (not looking for sex). Send me a PM if you now a spot.
I did check out a spot in Stillwater couple months ago got a HE with a very mediocre 30 min massage. Provider wasn't bad looking mid to late 30's everything OTC.On advice from someone on here I tried to see her. Had a hell of time getting a hold of her and when I finally did, she said she only works during the week (her website says she works weekends). Told her I couldn't do a weekday at that time but I would get a hold of her when I could. Tried several times after that and only once did she respond and she was out of town. I just gave up. That was the summer of 2019, so maybe she is better at responding now.
Suoivestni
05-10-21, 22:34
Yep I agree. The provider was on the older side so.
I walked out. Not what I was looking for. Must of been pushing 50 like an earlier user said.
The neighborhood has changed since I was last there, and so has the provider (s). While most people would consider the change in the neighborhood as being good, I don't like it. I liked the place better when it was discrete building in a run down neighborhood, not right across the street from a distillery and a brewery. However, since the provider (s) seemed to have changed, it doesn't sound like it matters since I won't be going there unless someone hears of a change in providers.
What is really depressing is how that place was rare around here but if you travel down south, that's the way most AMPs operate.
JoeMaleMpls
05-11-21, 09:26
On advice from someone on here I tried to see her. Had a hell of time getting a hold of her and when I finally did, she said she only works during the week (her website says she works weekends). Told her I couldn't do a weekday at that time but I would get a hold of her when I could. Tried several times after that and only once did she respond and she was out of town. I just gave up. That was the summer of 2019, so maybe she is better at responding now.IDK I think I have my sites set on seeing her. Not ever sure why but might have to TOFTT. I'll report back if I do.
Has anyone ever received extra from a professional place? I remember a time in my younger years (20) when my cock just stayed hard all the time. Before I even knew about these type of places. I played college football and had a really bad back problem. So I got one of my first massages and she was smoking hot. Cock was on alert before I even got to the room. Anyways she does the whole massage which was so good I even fell asleep. Then at the very end leans in and whispers in my ear if there is anything else she should work on. My dumb young ass didn't understand or pick up on the hint. One of those time in my life I wish I could relive.
Sometimes I still like to visit these types of places just for the thrill to see if it will happen again. Had another one in Dominican Republic but, pretty sure anyone could of got that experience.
Some American
05-11-21, 12:14
Has anyone seen her? She advertises on CL in the Beauty section. She looks great in the pics. I'll be in town on biz in a couple days and might like to check her out. Thanks in advance.
MassErrection
05-11-21, 16:24
Has anyone seen her? She advertises on CL in the Beauty section. She looks great in the pics. I'll be in town on biz in a couple days and might like to check her out. Thanks in advance.Yup, you'll like her, she's greeeat!
Yup, you'll like her, she's greeeat!I saw her once. I was expecting her to hint at extras but her massage was very conservative with no hint of extras. Afterwards, I Emailed her and asked her about the menu and she said it can be discussed in person.
I am curious what is on her menu?
Communicating with her via Email is interesting. She writes very formally.
LastsLonger
05-11-21, 23:15
I saw her once. I was expecting her to hint at extras but her massage was very conservative with no hint of extras. Afterwards, I Emailed her and asked her about the menu and she said it can be discussed in person.
I am curious what is on her menu?
Communicating with her via Email is interesting. She writes very formally.Apparently Mass knows!
TheFarEast5
05-12-21, 10:52
So I had all but given up on getting good xtras on ampz in the land of 10,000 lakes until I decided to see if I could up the anty by throwing some money at them. Money does talk sometimes. It worked at two places. At Oasis I got a very pleasant sixty-9 errrrr but it cost me a pretty penny at $600! First I said what about $300? No good she said. Okay 4? Still no good. Finally I said 6 my final offer and she took off her spandex pants, and planted her vagina right on my lips smack dab and took 7 inches the whole way down. Yes I know I overpaid but I had to resort to something.
Second place I got FS was at beauty loyalty in St Michael. Lady pushing over 50. I still thought she was sexy though. Cost me $350 altogether.
Sometimes if all else fails you have to bring out the bank fellas!
JoeMaleMpls
05-12-21, 12:52
Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.
MassErrection
05-12-21, 15:49
So I had all but given up on getting good xtras on ampz in the land of 10,000 lakes until I decided to see if I could up the anty by throwing some money at them. Money does talk sometimes. It worked at two places. At Oasis I got a very pleasant sixty-9 errrrr but it cost me a pretty penny at $600! First I said what about $300? No good she said. Okay 4? Still no good. Finally I said 6 my final offer and she took off her spandex pants, and planted her vagina right on my lips smack dab and took 7 inches the whole way down. Yes I know I overpaid but I had to resort to something.
Second place I got FS was at beauty loyalty in St Michael. Lady pushing over 50. I still thought she was sexy though. Cost me $350 altogether.
Sometimes if all else fails you have to bring out the bank fellas!Yup, that's what I've been teaching you guys all along! Glad it worked out for you brother!
MassErrection
05-12-21, 18:23
Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.Camperbob would know how to answer this question. Guys a legend. He took his family to Disney and still found time to get FS at AMP.
TheFarEast5
05-12-21, 18:58
IDK I think I have my sites set on seeing her. Not ever sure why but might have to TOFTT. I'll report back if I do.
Has anyone ever received extra from a professional place? I remember a time in my younger years (20) when my cock just stayed hard all the time. Before I even knew about these type of places. I played college football and had a really bad back problem. So I got one of my first massages and she was smoking hot. Cock was on alert before I even got to the room. Anyways she does the whole massage which was so good I even fell asleep. Then at the very end leans in and whispers in my ear if there is anything else she should work on. My dumb young ass didn't understand or pick up on the hint. One of those time in my life I wish I could relive.
Sometimes I still like to visit these types of places just for the thrill to see if it will happen again. Had another one in Dominican Republic but, pretty sure anyone could of got that experience.Bloomington has place off Penn Ave. Looks legit but apparently extras to be had by some ladies.
Deutsche205
05-13-21, 01:51
Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.Consider paying for more everyday purchases in cash. As you are getting more cash from the ATM, set a portion aside for the hobby.
Looks like CamperBob and I have something in common. I had the family on 2 trips to Orlando and still found a means to take a few long walks and visit the local AMPs.
JoeMaleMpls
05-14-21, 07:17
Bloomington has place off Penn Ave. Looks legit but apparently extras to be had by some ladies.Hey sent you a PM but if I could get more details on this place. Google brings up a couple choices. Thanks.
Consider paying for more everyday purchases in cash. As you are getting more cash from the ATM, set a portion aside for the hobby.
Looks like CamperBob and I have something in common. I had the family on 2 trips to Orlando and still found a means to take a few long walks and visit the local AMPs.I have a separate bank account that a small amount is transferred to regularly. It looks like a standard bill with autopay from the main account.
I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-14-21, 09:18
I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.Wise move Camper! Some of these AMP hoes up here in MN (usually not the prettiest BTW) are just too tight menu wise and it doesn't matter how many times a monger goes or how much cash is offered. Some of them still won't budge. Very disappointing and nothing short of a rip off. Yet, I can and have landed BBBJ, daty, and FS for reasonable prices with much prettier and hotter ladies through simple escort services. Go figure!
WiseTraveler
05-14-21, 10:29
Wise move Camper! Some of these AMP hoes up here in MN (usually not the prettiest BTW) are just too tight menu wise and it doesn't matter how many times a monger goes or how much cash is offered. Some of them still won't budge. Very disappointing and nothing short of a rip off. Yet, I can and have landed BBBJ, daty, and FS for reasonable prices with much prettier and hotter ladies through simple escort services. Go figure!I've also given up on AMPs unless I'm traveling. It's no exaggeration MN is the worst mid-sized metro area for AMPs. I've had better luck in Colorado, smaller TX towns, and even TN / KY. I think a lot of it is due to consolidation of AMPs under a few owners who have stopped bringing in talent and are limiting menus due to unpredictable LEO / city crackdowns. This also means less competition. Wouldn't be surprised if they even try to get competing AMPs shut down.
The biggest reason though is guys who still go often and tip $40+ for DIY. Nothing will change until we stop going and stop writing penthouse forum articles on RM and other sites.
Imagine if we got another hot Thai provider like the one who was at Wellness or way back in the day, in Chanhassen? That place would get the USAG / RM hug of death and end up shut down in a few weeks.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-14-21, 12:08
I've also given up on AMPs unless I'm traveling. It's no exaggeration MN is the worst mid-sized metro area for AMPs. I've had better luck in Colorado, smaller TX towns, and even TN / KY. I think a lot of it is due to consolidation of AMPs under a few owners who have stopped bringing in talent and are limiting menus due to unpredictable LEO / city crackdowns. This also means less competition. Wouldn't be surprised if they even try to get competing AMPs shut down.
The biggest reason though is guys who still go often and tip $40+ for DIY. Nothing will change until we stop going and stop writing penthouse forum articles on RM and other sites.
Imagine if we got another hot Thai provider like the one who was at Wellness or way back in the day, in Chanhassen? That place would get the USAG / RM hug of death and end up shut down in a few weeks.So true WT!! Every word you wrote. Thank God for those rare gems like Wellness. Always left so happy and got my money's worth at every visit. I'm guessing some of those same AMP owners read this forum and are at least aware of how disgusted many of us are. At least I hope they are.
I don't know if you guys recall a place in Plymouth a few years back, called Lotus off Fernbrook? There was this very pretty young mid 20's China doll named Amy. One of the prettiest I've encountered in Minnesota so far. Had to DIY with her the first few times. But when I came back the 3rd visit I got HJ. Left happy. No issue. Went back for many more HJs with her and finally got to DATY and BJ with her. This is how an AMP should work.
MassErrection
05-14-21, 16:08
I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.Well said CamperBob! There's a reason why you're a legend and well respected on these forums. I've saved a fortune the last month just meeting women on tinder who just want to fuck. All it costs me is a few bucks for drinks.
MassErrection
05-14-21, 16:23
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ILuvAsianBabes
05-14-21, 17:20
You and FarEast are notorious for eating raw pussy LOL. FarEast dropped $600 to eat Pussy at Oasis. Does it smell and taste like fish? I couldn't imagine some Chinese dropping her crotch in my face and it was infested LOL.LOL Mass you crack me up bro! The hot Thai babe at Wellness tasted like fresh fish and pleasant tuna like aroma. Amy's at Lotus was more like sweet and sour sesame chicken. Both well worth it! But I must say, I'm not going down on just any Asian chick. She's got to be very cute, pretty, or sexy! If her snatch is too stinky or tastes like rotten fish?? Hmmmm. I might give it a few licks and then I'm on to eating out her ass and stick with that LOL. You have to enjoy the fruits of life as much as possible considering how fragile and short life is! Always being worried about catching something isn't much fun. I'm not doing daty with some $40 old Hong Kong hooker though.
So true WT!! Every word you wrote. Thank God for those rare gems like Wellness. Always left so happy and got my money's worth at every visit. I'm guessing some of those same AMP owners read this forum and are at least aware of how disgusted many of us are. At least I hope they are.
I don't know if you guys recall a place in Plymouth a few years back, called Lotus off Fernbrook? There was this very pretty young mid 20's China doll named Amy. One of the prettiest I've encountered in Minnesota so far. Had to DIY with her the first few times. But when I came back the 3rd visit I got HJ. Left happy. No issue. Went back for many more HJs with her and finally got to DATY and BJ with her. This is how an AMP should work.I used to go there regularly! I never did get the name of the women there. There was a shorter slightly thick one that was ok, but there was a taller thin one that was absolutely insane that went right for the dick after a minute of massage. She even persuaded me to two pops on one visit. I remember the sad day that I walked through the door and saw that they were closed.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-15-21, 07:47
I used to go there regularly! I never did get the name of the women there. There was a shorter slightly thick one that was ok, but there was a taller thin one that was absolutely insane that went right for the dick after a minute of massage. She even persuaded me to two pops on one visit. I remember the sad day that I walked through the door and saw that they were closed.You remember it well. There was an older lady who I think may have been Amy's aunt or even mother. I only mention Lotus because of how badly I miss that place like you do camper! It was one of my first AMPs I got decent extras at. The bonus being that Amy was young and hot and willing to please, unlike for example Oasis in Eagan. Far East claims to have dropped $600 to eat raw Chinese pussy at Oasis though. Should it really take that much? Come on now.
I find it highly strange how I got very good service from Amy at Lotus, who was sexier and prettier than say, for example, the plain hags at Oasis in Eagan. She was hotter than those 3 combined. And oh, I didn't need to offer absurd amounts of cash for decent extras. How nice and refreshing that was. Why couldn't they have stuck around longer and why the hell is Oasis, which gives such crappy service, still going? Baffles me.
OnlyMe1234
05-15-21, 08:08
I decided to take a break from them for a while and just see agency girls and independents. I'm not wasting as much money that way and it's always a sure thing. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy "the hunt" of trying to find an AMP and get extras. I'm sure I'll go back after a while.I keep telling myself I'm going to do the same but then after a frustrating day of trying to set up with an independent, I end up back at an AMP. Not sure if I'm looking at the wrong places or what but I have hard time setting up appointments with independents. I'll admit that I am overly cautious so I only see ones that I can find reviews on which eliminates a lot of them. Making matters worse, with this Covid shit going on, I went over a year without seeing an independent so I lost all my references since the ones I used to use have disappeared. Emailed the scheduling service of a lady I had seen several times to see if she was coming back and never got response so I can't use them as reference any more. That scheduling service had been great for references in the past.
Recent experiences:
Texted a lady about 10:00. After going back and forth with texts, she finally agreed to see me for a 3:00 appt. That was at about 1:30, never heard from her again.
Another lady says phone calls only. Tried calling her a few times over several days. Never answered and doesn't have voicemail.
A few more I called and left messages or texted, only to never hear back.
Texted another lady, being that she is a sweetheart, she did reply back but she wasn't working that day. All the AMPs were open that day.
OnlyMe1234
05-15-21, 08:14
Why couldn't they have stuck around longer and why the hell is Oasis, which gives such crappy service, still going? Baffles me.The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-15-21, 10:18
The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.Smart move. A good massage with no HJ is essentially better than a crappy massage with a DIY. Many here have been to Oasis, like myself. I kept going thinking perhaps they would change into a Lotus like experience. Boy was I wrong as many have mentioned on here. Why mongers keep going back is beyond me except for the fact, I must admit, they do pretty good massages. The young one can give a high quality massage when she puts effort into it. Except she doesn't yet know how to do a sensual massage. Too young clearly. But knows how to play a monger very well! Someone taught her how to put on an act quite well. Apple also is quite skilled massage wise.
But I want more than massage or DIY! Amy at Oasis is subpar. Looks wise all 3 don't cut it for me. Last time I was in there I let them know just how disgusted I was. Told them I can get high quality extras for reasonable prices with prettier women many other places. They had nothing to say. They knew it was all true. Since then I have invested my time elsewhere.
Anyone have any good experiences at Amazing in St. Louis park or Phoenix Massage Burnsville? Would love to get some good extras from the pretty ones at both spots. Not the old or chunky ones. Any tips? Mass where you at bro? I also heard that New Day is permanently closed.
MassErrection
05-15-21, 15:50
The reason they are still going is that people continue going there. There's only been one AMP that I have returned to where I didn't get at least a HJ on the first visit. The only reason I returned there is that the first time I was there it was best massage I have received at an AMP. She wasn't as good as my therapeutic therapist is but she was pretty good. She used some of the same techniques so it was obvious that she had professional training. Unfortunately, I haven't seen her since but the other ladies have given decent massages too. Better than at other AMPs.As long as there are whales like FarEast who will drop $600 to eat pussy there will always be AMP. My suggestion to you would be join tinder. I've saved a fortune fucking women for free. You'd have to be brain dead to visit AMP.
MassErrection
05-15-21, 15:53
Smart move. A good massage with no HJ is essentially better than a crappy massage with a DIY. Many here have been to Oasis, like myself. I kept going thinking perhaps they would change into a Lotus like experience. Boy was I wrong as many have mentioned on here. Why mongers keep going back is beyond me except for the fact, I must admit, they do pretty good massages. The young one can give a high quality massage when she puts effort into it. Except she doesn't yet know how to do a sensual massage. Too young clearly. But knows how to play a monger very well! Someone taught her how to put on an act quite well. Apple also is quite skilled massage wise.
But I want more than massage or DIY! Amy at Oasis is subpar. Looks wise all 3 don't cut it for me. Last time I was in there I let them know just how disgusted I was. Told them I can get high quality extras for reasonable prices with prettier women many other places. They had nothing to say. They knew it was all true. Since then I have invested my time elsewhere.
Anyone have any good experiences at Amazing in St. Louis park or Phoenix Massage Burnsville? Would love to get some good extras from the pretty ones at both spots. Not the old or chunky ones. Any tips? Mass where you at bro? I also heard that New Day is permanently closed.The well is dry bro! I'd suggest following advice from the legend himself, CamperBob or if my route and join tinder.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-15-21, 16:56
The well is dry bro! I'd suggest following advice from the legend himself, CamperBob or if my route and join tinder.Your brutal honesty and sense of humor is priceless bro. Others on here have pm'd me saying they only go every so often that's how dry it is. So sad. I only go once or twice a month to a sure bet with a foxy babe (amazing ass) around my age who knows how to give a great HJ and proper sexual massage. I commend it!
The sad part is this. Had Oasis offered decent YMMV menu options as Lotus did aside from Far East's $600 raw Chinese DATY session and your BJ, I'd have been going weekly and probably would've easily dropped 8 grand in there by now no hesitation.
TheFarEast5
05-15-21, 19:02
Reading through many of these post I presume many of you are single. But looking for some ideas how others go about hiding their hobby from the wife? I've been putting $20 here and there but didn't know if you had a master plan.Do you wonder why? Considering the complete lack of sexy women to date and marry in America;; particularly in Minny. You wonder why so many men are single these dayz? All I see on these dating sites are land whales, single moms who are obese, and average looking to below average looking women. Now I'm starting to see MassEz and ILABz points on traveling abroad.
WiseTraveler
05-15-21, 19:37
Hey sent you a PM but if I could get more details on this place. Google brings up a couple choices. Thanks.I sent PM as well. If I find it I'll pm you Joe.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-16-21, 12:26
Do you wonder why? Considering the complete lack of sexy women to date and marry in America;; particularly in Minny. You wonder why so many men are single these dayz? All I see on these dating sites are land whales, single moms who are obese, and average looking to below average looking women. Now I'm starting to see MassEz and ILABz points on traveling abroad.A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!
ParkingGuy
05-16-21, 13:41
A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!I guess I understand your frustration about the lack of attractive, fun and kind women, but is saying "Screw America" really necessary? If you want to reduce your feelings down to a single issue, you are entitled to do so. You are also allowed to express those feelings because of freedom of speech which is provided in America. Perhaps you are just frustrated and irritated. Fair enough. Personally, I am still a believer and supporter of the United States of America.
MassErrection
05-16-21, 14:20
A few nights ago walked into a Thai food restaurant and half of the men eating were alone. Men young, middle age, and older. Most other (somewhat normal) countries they would have gfs or wives. What a stupid country America is. The other men were with their plain Jane or fat gfs and wives. Yeah, work hard American men so you can date or marry that land whale, plain Jane, or ugly feminist LOL. Screw America!Tell me about it bro! I've seen some good looking women who date these thug life losers with no career, education, or future, can't even pull their pants up LOL. It's crazy what's going on in this country.
ILuvAsianBabes
05-16-21, 16:40
Tell me about it bro! I've seen some good looking women who date these thug life losers with no career, education, or future, can't even pull their pants up LOL. It's crazy what's going on in this country.You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country!
MassErrection
05-16-21, 17:10
You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country!No shit! I had you painted as a middle 40's white gut with beer belly and receding hairline LOL.
Hi all,
I used to be a TER person but this forum seems more up to date.
I saw a few listings that looked interesting and was wondering if anybody has info.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html
She shows up on a few adult sites but similar photos.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/
No idea what to expect here.
The other lady on massagefinder is definitely one for these boards. Katie is a YMMV person, but as somebody noted there are delights to be had if she clicks with you. I clicked for a while, then declicked.
Also some people have mentioned Caroline from the now closed Serenity. Did her sister ever provide any services? What should be expected from Caroline lately?
Thanks all. By the way, as you can probably guess, I am not a huge AMP fan anymore. In the day there were a few fun ones at 4 UFootSpa in Plymouth, but they are long gone.
MassErrection
05-17-21, 21:43
Hi all,
I used to be a TER person but this forum seems more up to date.
I saw a few listings that looked interesting and was wondering if anybody has info.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html
She shows up on a few adult sites but similar photos.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/
No idea what to expect here.
The other lady on massagefinder is definitely one for these boards. Katie is a YMMV person, but as somebody noted there are delights to be had if she clicks with you. I clicked for a while, then declicked.
Also some people have mentioned Caroline from the now closed Serenity. Did her sister ever provide any services? What should be expected from Caroline lately?
Thanks all. By the way, as you can probably guess, I am not a huge AMP fan anymore. In the day there were a few fun ones at 4 UFootSpa in Plymouth, but they are long gone.I've tried them all. Dime a dozen, all these hoes. Follow my advice and go find women abroad, otherwise tinder has some great looking women who want to fuck, and it's free. ILAG would agree. The legend, CamperBob can give you some great contacts also.
I've tried them all. Dime a dozen, all these hoes. Follow my advice and go find women abroad, otherwise tinder has some great looking women who want to fuck, and it's free. ILAG would agree. The legend, CamperBob can give you some great contacts also.With all due respect, this is a massage forum and I was looking for advice on these particular situations. Also, I am not a full service person. And there are no plans for travel abroad or any kind of relationship.
ChrisNoit2
05-18-21, 09:28
With all due respect, this is a massage forum and I was looking for advice on these particular situations. Also, I am not a full service person. And there are no plans for travel abroad or any kind of relationship.Hahahahaha. Bro. You're at usasexguide. WTF. Keep smoking the pipe.
WiseTraveler
05-18-21, 11:57
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/ -- a buddy saw her and was underwhelmed. Tall, large frame / shoulders but thin, dreads, boobs okay but small for frame. 100/140 for 30 or 60 topless, 20 more for nude. Did limited body to body and really didn't let him touch her much at all. Nice technique on HJ. So might be okay if you click but probably better out there for the $.
Katie is definitely YMMV.
Caroline. No idea now and don't think her sister has ever given extras. I've only gotten DIY from Caroline and that was 5 years ago though I've ready about others who have gotten more (depends on location / timing).
Others: Other than Hudson (which I haven't been to in several years) I'm not aware of any good AMPs. I don't even know of any good indie providers until you get into the FBSM range (and may need references). The Craigslist options are YMMV with low floors and ceilings.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38383/ -- a buddy saw her and was underwhelmed. Tall, large frame / shoulders but thin, dreads, boobs okay but small for frame. 100/140 for 30 or 60 topless, 20 more for nude. Did limited body to body and really didn't let him touch her much at all. Nice technique on HJ. So might be okay if you click but probably better out there for the $.
Katie is definitely YMMV.
Caroline. No idea now and don't think her sister has ever given extras. I've only gotten DIY from Caroline and that was 5 years ago though I've ready about others who have gotten more (depends on location / timing).
Others: Other than Hudson (which I haven't been to in several years) I'm not aware of any good AMPs. I don't even know of any good indie providers until you get into the FBSM range (and may need references). The Craigslist options are YMMV with low floors and ceilings.Thank you for the detailed response.
Caroline definitely will do more than DIY but I don't think she will go for oral but hoping she might change her tune. Still works on her own to my knowledge. Earlier posts talked about FS but that must have been a while ago. On the other hand that is not my desired outcome.
I thought her sister was kind of cute but I never got anywhere with her either.
Not entirely sure but think Katie got into some trouble with drinking and driving about a year ago and I lost any momentum with her during that period. For those who care, she is very much 420 friendly.
Most of my old preferred providers are now getting into their 50's and I think I would rather venture out with younger providers. Hence the interest in some new options.
Member #6176
05-19-21, 09:31
Welcome Gentler! PM'd you with a question!
Thank you for the detailed response.
Caroline definitely will do more than DIY but I don't think she will go for oral but hoping she might change her tune. Still works on her own to my knowledge. Earlier posts talked about FS but that must have been a while ago. On the other hand that is not my desired outcome.
I thought her sister was kind of cute but I never got anywhere with her either.
Not entirely sure but think Katie got into some trouble with drinking and driving about a year ago and I lost any momentum with her during that period. For those who care, she is very much 420 friendly.
Most of my old preferred providers are now getting into their 50's and I think I would rather venture out with younger providers. Hence the interest in some new options.
MassErrection
05-19-21, 14:36
Thank you for the detailed response.
Caroline definitely will do more than DIY but I don't think she will go for oral but hoping she might change her tune. Still works on her own to my knowledge. Earlier posts talked about FS but that must have been a while ago. On the other hand that is not my desired outcome.
I thought her sister was kind of cute but I never got anywhere with her either.
Not entirely sure but think Katie got into some trouble with drinking and driving about a year ago and I lost any momentum with her during that period. For those who care, she is very much 420 friendly.
Most of my old preferred providers are now getting into their 50's and I think I would rather venture out with younger providers. Hence the interest in some new options.Good luck. LOL.
Deutsche205
05-19-21, 16:25
I have a separate bank account that a small amount is transferred to regularly. It looks like a standard bill with autopay from the main account.Excellent tip. I may have to use it.
You're essentially describing me bro. I contribute jack shit to this country I despise and I'm damn proud of it! I get more pussy and ass from hot chicks then most white collar dudes I know. Nothing matters these days in this fucked up divided mess of a country!The people sometimes are messed up!
Anybody care to share thoughts on "cuddlers"?
The rules as stated seem to be clear; nothing will happen of interest to us.
But.
One I saw go topless and gave me a HJ (about 3 years ago). At that time I was stuck at home recovering from a surgery and it all worked out well.
A second advertises (a somewhat larger lady she calls herself a plus size) in a few places including AdultLook and after a visit or two would seem to have a very open menu (more open than I required). A third I saw once for a massage now advertises as a cuddlist and she made it clear she escorts when I talked to her. She just had a very expensive menu and I don't look for FS so that did not make sense.
My point is that of the three people I have seen that post on cuddle sites (and other sites) of the three of I have seen offer extras. So I wonder if that is a weird limited sample or if there is more to be said here.
Thoughts?
JoeMaleMpls
05-20-21, 20:01
Any info on this place. It seems to be in a pretty busy location I went inside and the owner must of answered the door. Older, skin dressed nice and apparently doesn't do the massages. It looked clean but standard AMP. They had a wait so didn't stay nor get to see the provider. Anyone been there? PM with details.
Also if you know a place in the south metro (Eagan / Bloomington / Burnsville) that gives a quality deep tissue massage with a HE? Not a "back rub". Don't really care what she looks like either. Would appreciate it.
Thanks.
Suoivestni
05-20-21, 20:14
Anyone have any info on this one? She looks good but I'm hesitant on contacting her. It sounds like she is most likely on the MN WI border and that people here have seen her but I am not able to find any info.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.html
Anyone have any info on this one? She looks good but I'm hesitant on contacting her. It sounds like she is most likely on the MN WI border and that people here have seen her but I am not able to find any info.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/stillwater-55-new-client-quality/7321623438.htmlGo down about 4 posts. I had asked about her and there was a response.
Suoivestni
05-20-21, 21:50
I am not seeing anything on the Ana though, just the others you quoted.
Go down about 4 posts. I had asked about her and there was a response.
I am not seeing anything on the Ana though, just the others you quoted.https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...321623438.html -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.
MassErrection
05-21-21, 09:04
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...321623438.html -- she had generally positive reviews on various sites before but I'm too lazy to go find them. Most recent ones were that her menu does open up pretty quickly if you connect. Some still had meh experiences so YMMV.She likes it if you take a dump on her chest. I shit you not. Pics are fake and not worth your time.
She likes it if you take a dump on her chest. I shit you not. Pics are fake and not worth your time.If this is true; that is some weird stuff. If it is a fictional diss, you have an amazing imagination. This takes golden showers in a whole new step.
So if the pictures are fake; what does she actually look like? I figured with the goth look the photos would have been real.
I am almost sure to pass based on these comments, but it is fun to know.
MassErrection
05-23-21, 03:03
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7325033915.html
Had a hot steamy session with Tuesday last night. One hour massage, light touch for $75.
Followed up with doggy style with her nice big ass. Pounding those butt cheeks never felt so good! Let me cum on her ass.
MassErrection
05-23-21, 03:08
If this is true; that is some weird stuff. If it is a fictional diss, you have an amazing imagination. This takes golden showers in a whole new step.
So if the pictures are fake; what does she actually look like? I figured with the goth look the photos would have been real.
I am almost sure to pass based on these comments, but it is fun to know.I don't find her attractive, but you might. If you're looking to get off, go for it.
JSmithXnxx
05-23-21, 05:49
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7325033915.html
Had a hot steamy session with Tuesday last night. One hour massage, light touch for $75.
Followed up with doggy style with her nice big ass. Pounding those butt cheeks never felt so good! Let me cum on her ass.How many bills did you end up spending? I know for all of that wasn't just $75.
Member #6176
05-23-21, 09:52
Hey Gentler- I've done some cuddling, got some info if you want PM me. I had sent one with a question about an upcoming session I have with someone you recommended. I'd say cuddling is worth it too though.
Anybody care to share thoughts on "cuddlers"?
The rules as stated seem to be clear; nothing will happen of interest to us.
But.
One I saw go topless and gave me a HJ (about 3 years ago). At that time I was stuck at home recovering from a surgery and it all worked out well.
A second advertises (a somewhat larger lady she calls herself a plus size) in a few places including AdultLook and after a visit or two would seem to have a very open menu (more open than I required). A third I saw once for a massage now advertises as a cuddlist and she made it clear she escorts when I talked to her. She just had a very expensive menu and I don't look for FS so that did not make sense.
My point is that of the three people I have seen that post on cuddle sites (and other sites) of the three of I have seen offer extras. So I wonder if that is a weird limited sample or if there is more to be said here.
Thoughts?
LastsLonger
05-23-21, 11:00
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7325033915.html
Had a hot steamy session with Tuesday last night. One hour massage, light touch for $75.
Followed up with doggy style with her nice big ass. Pounding those butt cheeks never felt so good! Let me cum on her ass.Doggy with Tuesday huh? Tell me more? What's her place like? She wear her costume for you? Was there extra besides the 75?
Deutsche205
05-23-21, 15:52
I plan to travel to a more opportune city and was hoping to see if I could convince an AMP girl to come back to the hotel for the night.
Has any of our experts tried and had success doing this? Curious what it took and how it went.
MassErrection
05-23-21, 20:13
I plan to travel to a more opportune city and was hoping to see if I could convince an AMP girl to come back to the hotel for the night.
Has any of our experts tried and had success doing this? Curious what it took and how it went.I was seeing this young cute Chinese girl for awhile and we had chemistry right off the bat. After several sessions, we got around to the subject about going out for dinner and drinks. The rest is history. I've never had any luck picking up a stranger after one massage and I have more game than you do. Maybe pull out your fat wallet and proposition her. Never hurts to try.
MassErrection
05-23-21, 20:18
Doggy with Tuesday huh? Tell me more? What's her place like? She wear her costume for you? Was there extra besides the 75?Her place is ok, but I upped the ante with hotel and wine. No costume because it's not worth the upgrade, IMO. Doggy style price was negotiated. Keep in mind, although this wasn't my first session with Tuesday, those sessions were legit with he optional.
MassErrection
05-23-21, 20:18
How many bills did you end up spending? I know for all of that wasn't just $75.Doesn't matter bruh. Prices vary for everyone.
LastsLonger
05-23-21, 20:34
Her place is ok, but I upped the ante with hotel and wine. No costume because it's not worth the upgrade, IMO. Doggy style price was negotiated. Keep in mind, although this wasn't my first session with Tuesday, those sessions were legit with he optional.That what I figured you message made it sounds as that was your 75 and that was BS. Just sayin. I have known here since she started, the questions was to see if you had been to her place, that would have been a strong tell for me on the the old bs meter. I do appreciate how much you share how big your dick is and how much money you got though. Not sure people are impressed by an internet Romeo. That being said, I was talking to chicks for hours today, and LaFawnduh is getting off the Greyhound for me in a few. 🤓.
Deutsche205
05-23-21, 20:59
I was seeing this young cute Chinese girl for awhile and we had chemistry right off the bat. After several sessions, we got around to the subject about going out for dinner and drinks. The rest is history. I've never had any luck picking up a stranger after one massage and I have more game than you do. Maybe pull out your fat wallet and proposition her. Never hurts to try.I shall humbly accept that I have less game. I enjoy your stories.
I learned a while back that "never hurts to try" is a good motto when at worst you get a no and never see them again.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-tuesday-lena-healing/7325033915.html
Had a hot steamy session with Tuesday last night. One hour massage, light touch for $75.
Followed up with doggy style with her nice big ass. Pounding those butt cheeks never felt so good! Let me cum on her ass.I have seen Lena for a long time also. Until my last visit it never got to HE even though she does let her customers be undraped and is willing to rub her clients in the general groin area. The last visit she did give a HE and topless for a modest tip. She seemed to imply this was a one time event. If it weren't for this forum I would probably have taken her word for it.
I know that this forum is generally aimed at AMPs but I am glad we get "off topic" and talk about other massage independents. My experiences with most AMPs is mediocre so I generally don't bother with those anymore. Having said that, I probably should have frequented Spanut more before they disappeared.
MassErrection
05-23-21, 23:24
That what I figured you message made it sounds as that was your 75 and that was BS. Just sayin. I have known here since she started, the questions was to see if you had been to her place, that would have been a strong tell for me on the the old bs meter. I do appreciate how much you share how big your dick is and how much money you got though. Not sure people are impressed by an internet Romeo. That being said, I was talking to chicks for hours today, and LaFawnduh is getting off the Greyhound for me in a few. 🤓.Be careful with girls named lafawnda, she's probably carrying something.
SixZeroEight12
05-24-21, 00:07
First time visitor to the MPLS area, going to be here for the foreseeable future. Did some scrounging, decided to try it out. I live in the uneventful state of WI where the most I've gotten at an AMP is BJ in stevens point and that was 7 years ago. I travel frequently for work and have experienced far better. If you're a no standards degenerate like me, Five Senses is fucking great. The building is defiantly a hole in the wall. As others were saying, its a red building across from a craft brewery. Take the side entrance. You'll feel like you're walking into a private retiree construction office, but take the side entrance of the building. No lights, no open sign, no nothing. (You can park on a side street and walk the block or two, so you aren't parked in front of the brewery; if that worries you) was greeted after ringing the bell by a mid to late 50's asian woman with short hair wearing a dress with no bra and no panties. I'm partial to older women, so it was already looking good. I honestly wish she would have been the one to give me the massage. (I like what I like) agreed half for. 60 led me through a maze of half ceiling height walls and into a room with a queen bed. Undress, knock on door another mature Asian comes in. Probably 52-56 does half ass massage, turn over negotiate. 1 for FS. Starts with bbj, rides cowgirl then pound doggy till blow in bag. These ladies aren't super models, this isn't bunny ranch in Nevada. Its the experience. You aren't going to get shit besides a half ass HJ at 98 percent of AMPs, in this neck of the country. This full on reminded me of some of my experiences down south and out east. The lady answering the door in a small dress, nipples hard and tits half falling out was something I haven't seen in a while. Sure beats the hell out of a 35 year old wearing so much armor, you couldn't get a finger in the pants if you spent 2 hours trying, and if you did; it would cost you 300 bucks. Everyone needs to stop thinking. 3 for house fee, HJ with a boob grab is a win. It ain't. Sorry for the rant, but I give this place 5 out of 5, ill take FS for under. 2 with a mature gal out of her prime any day over. 2 for a diy with a ball rub and tie flash. If you're not overly picky, I recommend this place. I'll defiantly be back.
MassErrection
05-24-21, 00:46
That what I figured you message made it sounds as that was your 75 and that was BS. Just sayin. I have known here since she started, the questions was to see if you had been to her place, that would have been a strong tell for me on the the old bs meter. I do appreciate how much you share how big your dick is and how much money you got though. Not sure people are impressed by an internet Romeo. That being said, I was talking to chicks for hours today, and LaFawnduh is getting off the Greyhound for me in a few. 🤓.Picture of her room in her studio is posted on her Craigslist ad if you're curious what it looks like.
Going to be in Blaine the 1st weekend in June. Any action out that way? I'm travelling from Michigan. Dm me any info if you could I'd appreciate it.
ChrisNoit2
05-24-21, 09:53
First time visitor to the MPLS area, going to be here for the foreseeable future. Did some scrounging, decided to try it out. I live in the uneventful state of WI where the most I've gotten at an AMP is BJ in stevens point and that was 7 years ago. I travel frequently for work and have experienced far better. If you're a no standards degenerate like me, Five Senses is fucking great. The building is defiantly a hole in the wall. As others were saying, its a red building across from a craft brewery. Take the side entrance. You'll feel like you're walking into a private retiree construction office, but take the side entrance of the building. No lights, no open sign, no nothing. (You can park on a side street and walk the block or two, so you aren't parked in front of the brewery; if that worries you) was greeted after ringing the bell by a mid to late 50's asian woman with short hair wearing a dress with no bra and no panties. I'm partial to older women, so it was already looking good. I honestly wish she would have been the one to give me the massage. (I like what I like) agreed half for. 60 led me through a maze of half ceiling height walls and into a room with a queen bed. Undress, knock on door another mature Asian comes in. Probably 52-56 does half ass massage, turn over negotiate. 1 for FS. Starts with bbj, rides cowgirl then pound doggy till blow in bag. These ladies aren't super models, this isn't bunny ranch in Nevada. Its the experience. You aren't going to get shit besides a half ass HJ at 98 percent of AMPs, in this neck of the country. This full on reminded me of some of my experiences down south and out east. The lady answering the door in a small dress, nipples hard and tits half falling out was something I haven't seen in a while. Sure beats the hell out of a 35 year old wearing so much armor, you couldn't get a finger in the pants if you spent 2 hours trying, and if you did; it would cost you 300 bucks. Everyone needs to stop thinking. 3 for house fee, HJ with a boob grab is a win. It ain't. Sorry for the rant, but I give this place 5 out of 5, ill take FS for under. 2 with a mature gal out of her prime any day over. 2 for a diy with a ball rub and tie flash. If you're not overly picky, I recommend this place. I'll defiantly be back.What a great detailed review. Damn. Pm the exact location my man LOL.
MassErrection
05-24-21, 10:20
First time visitor to the MPLS area, going to be here for the foreseeable future. Did some scrounging, decided to try it out. I live in the uneventful state of WI where the most I've gotten at an AMP is BJ in stevens point and that was 7 years ago. I travel frequently for work and have experienced far better. If you're a no standards degenerate like me, Five Senses is fucking great. The building is defiantly a hole in the wall. As others were saying, its a red building across from a craft brewery. Take the side entrance. You'll feel like you're walking into a private retiree construction office, but take the side entrance of the building. No lights, no open sign, no nothing. (You can park on a side street and walk the block or two, so you aren't parked in front of the brewery; if that worries you) was greeted after ringing the bell by a mid to late 50's asian woman with short hair wearing a dress with no bra and no panties. I'm partial to older women, so it was already looking good. I honestly wish she would have been the one to give me the massage. (I like what I like) agreed half for. 60 led me through a maze of half ceiling height walls and into a room with a queen bed. Undress, knock on door another mature Asian comes in. Probably 52-56 does half ass massage, turn over negotiate. 1 for FS. Starts with bbj, rides cowgirl then pound doggy till blow in bag. These ladies aren't super models, this isn't bunny ranch in Nevada. Its the experience. You aren't going to get shit besides a half ass HJ at 98 percent of AMPs, in this neck of the country. This full on reminded me of some of my experiences down south and out east. The lady answering the door in a small dress, nipples hard and tits half falling out was something I haven't seen in a while. Sure beats the hell out of a 35 year old wearing so much armor, you couldn't get a finger in the pants if you spent 2 hours trying, and if you did; it would cost you 300 bucks. Everyone needs to stop thinking. 3 for house fee, HJ with a boob grab is a win. It ain't. Sorry for the rant, but I give this place 5 out of 5, ill take FS for under. 2 with a mature gal out of her prime any day over. 2 for a diy with a ball rub and tie flash. If you're not overly picky, I recommend this place. I'll defiantly be back.Damn, you must be desperate to go shady location in murderapolis for good time with used up grandma LOL. Much respect bruh.
ChrisNoit2
05-26-21, 10:36
You know what's annoying? Driving around trying to find new AMPs because they got rid of backpage, which was the number 1 spot they would post new AMPs upcoming. Ugh.
MassErrection
05-26-21, 11:36
You know what's annoying? Driving around trying to find new AMPs because they got rid of backpage, which was the number 1 spot they would post new AMPs upcoming. Ugh.Check out 5 seasons massage. There's a woman in her 50's with an open menu. Place is hard to find and you have to walk through a maze to get to the master bedroom where you'll find a filthy bed full of cum stains and pubic hair infested with lice. You'll get off though which is more important.
JoeMaleMpls
05-27-21, 07:54
Nothing about this place is worth it. I am not sure f the other lady is better and I just got bad luck. I got there a short cubby lady greeted me. Went with the futon ($70 per hr) it's an old mattress of the floor had worst but definitely had better. Massage wasn't therapeutic at all no deep tissue, didn't get the knots out. The light touch was short lived with zero teasing. Not even the ass crack. No draping for %99 of the face down massage then on the flip all of a sudden we got to cover that thing up. She did let me touch her bare legs (in shorts) grab ass even slip a finger inside the shorts. I removed the draping offered the $40 even did the whole last time I saw you, you did it. (She thought I was there before but never was and won't return) Fuck you want to watch me fine DIY then she cleaned it up wit tissue. Funny enough she had no problem grabbing to move it out of the way to clean up the mess. WTF!! $10 tip and didn't even want to leave that. Saw a skinny lady on the way out didn't get a good look mostly likely older. But will probably try some other place next time unless someone has info on the skinny lady? Complete wait of time and money.
ChrisNoit2
05-27-21, 11:56
Check out 5 seasons massage. There's a woman in her 50's with an open menu. Place is hard to find and you have to walk through a maze to get to the master bedroom where you'll find a filthy bed full of cum stains and pubic hair infested with lice. You'll get off though which is more important.I'll keep driving around.
Sweet Toof
05-27-21, 18:41
I'm wondering if anybody has had any experience with this massage provider. Anyone? I tend to be leery of out of state area codes and so I usually search them up. Her area code comes out of Los Angeles. But, if the pictures are real, she is exactly my type.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-by-sage/7327670666.html
I'm wondering if anybody has had any experience with this massage provider. Anyone? I tend to be leery of out of state area codes and so I usually search them up. Her area code comes out of Los Angeles. But, if the pictures are real, she is exactly my type.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-by-sage/7327670666.htmlI checked her number on sumo, she's been posting ads in MPLS since Nov 2019, before that she has some in Bismarck and KC. I'd bet she's legit, not sure how legit the pics are. In my experience, AA provider ads are not LEO. However, I have had bad experiences with AA ladies and I don't indulge unless she has legit positive reviews. Just my 2 cents.
Midwest1010
05-28-21, 11:42
I'm wondering if anybody has had any experience with this massage provider. Anyone? I tend to be leery of out of state area codes and so I usually search them up. Her area code comes out of Los Angeles. But, if the pictures are real, she is exactly my type.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massages-by-sage/7327670666.htmlShe looks pretty hot. I'll bet it doesn't take long for her schedule to fill up. She's not brand new. She's advertised for the better part of 2021 if my memory serves me right.
I also believe she went by a different name prior to that. I reached out to her at one point, but didn't hear back from her, but she seems to be legit. By all means keep your spidey senses intact.
Please report back if you take her for a test drive.
Anyone know anything about Grace's massage in roseville? I seen a couple claims of He there on RM but not sure if theyre true.
Hit up a spot that's been a go to for me to get decent massage and a decent ending in Burnsville. I'm thinking maybe a change in management or some different people working it now because experience changed.
Massage Escape / Imperial / Violet / Relax Oasis (the latter is what it comes up as on google maps these days) over by Cub in the building with apartments above it. Usually I've gotten a really decent massage there but this last time it was light touch only by a different lady. I like light touch. For like 5 min before the flip. But after 30 min of having my ass crack and groin tickled I was bored and not aroused. I'll say that the HJ after the flip was good though. Took her time and worked the boys. Glad I only went for 45 min. I wish I flipped early just to get on with my day. Ladies I saw there were older.
I might give it a shot again and see whether they have any variety of ladies. Getting tired of the routine at new Eden with the two ladies I always see there.
Also, the joint off hwy 13 by Racks and that other bar (used to be Ninas) is boarded up. Not sure what happened but doesn't look like they are open any more.
MassErrection
06-02-21, 01:31
Anyone know anything about Grace's massage in roseville? I seen a couple claims of He there on RM but not sure if theyre true.Stay away!
LastsLonger
06-02-21, 11:16
Anyone ever been off of Bryant Ave?
Anything Cool
06-02-21, 12:00
Anyone ever been off of Bryant Ave?A very good massage, however it is legit. No extras.
LastsLonger
06-03-21, 22:41
A very good massage, however it is legit. No extras.Thanks my man, I canceled. Tried to check one out by Southdake it was closed. Ended up at in Champlin and J was surprisingly good to very good!
Also, the joint off hwy 13 by Racks and that other bar (used to be Ninas) is boarded up. Not sure what happened but doesn't look like they are open any more.Update, drove by today and this place is open again. Must have had windows broken or something. I haven't been in there in years since service changed when mgmt changed a while back. But just in case anyone cares.
MassErrection
06-05-21, 18:26
Ohh my, I went to one of favorite AMP in Burnsville, and got an amazing prostate massage with ball rubbing, ohh boy, I've been meaning to try that from stories my buddies tell me, I busted the biggest nut ever. I recommend you guys try it. No homo.
Are there any places that offer at least HE in St. Paul? Anywhere else I know is a drive over 30 min from where I am. It would be nice to have a decent spot in the city.
Are there any AMPs with at least HE in St. Paul or close? The only places I know are over a 30 min drive away. Has anyone gotten anything at Zaz or Zen in Roseville?
Ohh my, I went to one of favorite AMP in Burnsville, and got an amazing prostate massage with ball rubbing, ohh boy, I've been meaning to try that from stories my buddies tell me, I busted the biggest nut ever. I recommend you guys try it. No homo.Is the PM in the normal menu offered or is that a special request / offer?
So wanted to hit up someplace the other night and just as I was going to walk in a dude goes in ahead of me and I know it's limited staff. So I remember that while Jins in Burnsville is legit only 80% of the time, I remembered that the masseuse was decent looking and the massage was really good. So I figure what the hell and stop in looking for at least a good massage.
Either my memory is really bad or management changed in the last year or two. English was really bad and not impressed with looks but fuk it I'm there. Massage was below average and no teasing while face down. I figured it was $60 and 60 min wasted. On the flip I let the towel fall off and she put it back. Massage continues and then I suddenly get the "five minutes" warning. I push the towel off and put her hand where it needs to be and lo I receive a halfway decent HJ.
She was cool with OTC, maybe more who knows. Anyways, pleasant surprise given that joint is historically more miss than hit.
WiseTraveler
06-07-21, 12:04
So wanted to hit up someplace the other night and just as I was going to walk in a dude goes in ahead of me and I know it's limited staff. So I remember that while Jins in Burnsville is legit only 80% of the time, I remembered that the masseuse was decent looking and the massage was really good. So I figure what the hell and stop in looking for at least a good massage.
Either my memory is really bad or management changed in the last year or two. English was really bad and not impressed with looks but fuk it I'm there. Massage was below average and no teasing while face down. I figured it was $60 and 60 min wasted. On the flip I let the towel fall off and she put it back. Massage continues and then I suddenly get the "five minutes" warning. I push the towel off and put her hand where it needs to be and lo I receive a halfway decent HJ.
She was cool with OTC, maybe more who knows. Anyways, pleasant surprise given that joint is historically more miss than hit.That sadly seems like one of the better case scenarios recently in the area. Yeah, relationships matter so if you are a repeat client and aren't an asswipe, you'll have better potential outcomes but the trend towards DIY or minimal teasing + 'we don't do that here' has been inexorable. Just 18 months ago, I had 8-10 go to places where I could at least count on a long teasing release but now I can't rely on any of them. As others have mentioned, once you go to a better metro area, the contrast is so stark. It's great in the moment but then depressing to think about what little is left in the TC area.
Oh well, adapt and overcome. Indies / sugarbowl FTW!
Anything Cool
06-07-21, 19:44
Are there any AMPs with at least HE in St. Paul or close? The only places I know are over a 30 min drive away. Has anyone gotten anything at Zaz or Zen in Roseville?Your best bet is to go to one of the three in Hudson. Very slim pickings on the east side of the metro.
RandMcNasty
06-07-21, 21:51
So wanted to hit up someplace the other night and just as I was going to walk in a dude goes in ahead of me and I know it's limited staff. So I remember that while Jins in Burnsville is legit only 80% of the time, I remembered that the masseuse was decent looking and the massage was really good. So I figure what the hell and stop in looking for at least a good massage.
Either my memory is really bad or management changed in the last year or two. English was really bad and not impressed with looks but fuk it I'm there. Massage was below average and no teasing while face down. I figured it was $60 and 60 min wasted. On the flip I let the towel fall off and she put it back. Massage continues and then I suddenly get the "five minutes" warning. I push the towel off and put her hand where it needs to be and lo I receive a halfway decent HJ.
She was cool with OTC, maybe more who knows. Anyways, pleasant surprise given that joint is historically more miss than hit.I was just at Jins. It was unusually busy, being a Friday I suppose, but the masseuse noted that often it is totally empty but suddenly they had a lot of customers. On two separate instances, someone came in and my masseuse left to greet the person and left my door open a bit. I'm sure I was visible to people out there. That was annoying. Also the 15 minute wait at the beginning, but we all know that happens sometimes.
The massage was far above par however. On top of that she was kneeling between my legs and accidentally knelt on my little guy. Minor "ow" (she missed the balls) but she felt bad, and then gave my junk a little apology tickle. The fact that she touched it intentionally made me pretty sure I was getting a HE. Alas, I was mistaken.
Still, it wouldn't surprise me if I get on a repeat visit. Normally I wouldn't try for that, but the massage was really good so I may just go for it a few times.
MassErrection
06-08-21, 00:02
Is the PM in the normal menu offered or is that a special request / offer?Special request. She's always playing around there any how.
GloDefasco
06-08-21, 00:38
Hey, anybody use the Asian massage providers on the common sites. You know, usually two server choices, very overt language, often a dozen or two different advertisers at any one time. Usually south or east of Mpls. Some numbers have been around for years, some I don't recognize. I would like to settle into something adequate and reliable when work opens up.
Are these places consistent HE? I've seen that 5 seasons is overpriced somewhere on this form, what do they charge?
Midwest1010
06-08-21, 09:54
I was just at Jins. It was unusually busy, being a Friday I suppose, but the masseuse noted that often it is totally empty but suddenly they had a lot of customers. On two separate instances, someone came in and my masseuse left to greet the person and left my door open a bit. I'm sure I was visible to people out there. That was annoying. Also the 15 minute wait at the beginning, but we all know that happens sometimes.
The massage was far above par however. On top of that she was kneeling between my legs and accidentally knelt on my little guy. Minor "ow" (she missed the balls) but she felt bad, and then gave my junk a little apology tickle. The fact that she touched it intentionally made me pretty sure I was getting a HE. Alas, I was mistaken.
Still, it wouldn't surprise me if I get on a repeat visit. Normally I wouldn't try for that, but the massage was really good so I may just go for it a few times.She tested you and you didn't take the bait!
You could of said: Awww could you kiss it and make it feel better. Or Could you rub it more to make sure you didn't break it. Or I like it a bit gentler to start with and then get rougher.
I think your lack of response concerned her and shut her down.
Are these places consistent HE? I've seen that 5 seasons is overpriced somewhere on this form, what do they charge?5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.
5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.We're talking about Five Seasons or Senses?
Sweet Toof
06-08-21, 16:27
5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.Where is 5 seasons? Digits?
MassErrection
06-09-21, 13:07
5 seasons wants 140 extra for FS. Will be the worst message of your life time on a nasty dirty bed.Bed is definitely filthy. I took a blacklight against the bed and it was full of disease. A std or sti waiting to happen. I wasn't feeling the masseuse either, so I walked out, which was my plan anyhow. Curiosity got the best of me and I wanted to see it for myself.
Suoivestni
06-09-21, 15:42
Same for me. I heard the table shower is nice but I've been to NYC AMPs and sadly I don't see anything is this area matching up.
Man curiosity got me too. Couldn't even get it up is how bad it was.
WiseTraveler
06-12-21, 10:12
Man curiosity got me too. Couldn't even get it up is how bad it was.5 senses, formerly known has method hasn't just declined, it's in free fall. The providers look like they work in a Chinese women's prison harvesting organs. The beds are the likely ground zero for a future COVID-VD pandemic. Use one of the services, get to know the mama-san / madame, and over time you'll get earlier notice when one who fits your requirements comes in. The first time or two it's a crap shoot. Sure, you have every right to walk away but consider tipping the mama and explaining what you want for better future options. "Natural, GFE, not too skinny" is mine.
Has anyone been to Wonderful Massage on white bear? Is it a legit place? What's your experience with it?
Has anyone been to Wonderful Massage on white bear? Is it a legit place? What's your experience with it?Once, when they first opened and got nothing the people who were there before them would do he.
MassErrection
06-13-21, 16:01
Has anyone been to Wonderful Massage on white bear? Is it a legit place? What's your experience with it?Place is legit. Used to be fantastic and women there were lookers with open menu.
Where is 5 seasons? Digits?Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.
MassErrection
06-14-21, 23:58
Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.I'd stay away from there. Guy I talked to was a regular there for long time and eventually he got really sick with all kinds of strange symptoms. He mentioned to his doctor that he frequented masssge parlors and had protected sex. They tested him for stds and it turned out he had Trichomoniasis of the throat which he got by eating pussy.
MassErrection
06-16-21, 09:20
Gents, check out Diamond star spa.
Got a nice full nude rubdown with an amazing table shower from a good looking woman with great legs.
I'll leave it at that.
Gents, check out Diamond star spa.
Got a nice full nude rubdown with an amazing table shower from a good looking woman with great legs.
I'll leave it at that.Google says there are two. One in Roseville other in STP. Which one?
JoeMaleMpls
06-17-21, 12:44
Google says there are two. One in Roseville other in STP. Which one?I believe the address is that same. Roseville is just suburb of StP which I think were the confusion comes from. I am wondering about pricing? I know Mass like to spend so what was the damage / upcharge?
MassErrection
06-17-21, 12:50
Google says there are two. One in Roseville other in STP. Which one?One off of dale.
One off of dale.Couldn't even get a HE, was it your first time or no?
Anything Cool
06-17-21, 13:42
Gents, check out Diamond star spa.
Got a nice full nude rubdown with an amazing table shower from a good looking woman with great legs.
I'll leave it at that.I'm glad that Mass had fun, but I am in no hurry to ever go here again.
If you like a one-handed massage while she watches a movie on her phone and then DIY, you will love this place.
MassErrection
06-17-21, 16:53
I'm glad that Mass had fun, but I am in no hurry to ever go here again.
If you like a one-handed massage while she watches a movie on her phone and then DIY, you will love this place.I had a different experience and I've been there few times.
If you don't like her watching movie with one hand, you have to speak up, you're paying a lot of money for a service.
I think I'm just more aggressive and vocal with what I want and the ladies reciprocate.
Midwest1010
06-18-21, 10:08
I had a different experience and I've been there few times.
If you don't like her watching movie with one hand, you have to speak up, you're paying a lot of money for a service.
I think I'm just more aggressive and vocal with what I want and the ladies reciprocate.I think ME is completely right on aggressiveness and speaking clearly about what you want yet not being an a-Hole at the same time.
Listen most of us do this because we don't have the game for a new gal every night. Agreed?
However since we are coughing up the dough, we can pretend to be a guy that does have game, does have confidence and knows exactly what he likes and doesn't like. The better you get at the more fun you have.
Remember if you don't feel like you are going to get your moneys worth you can bale before you even start. Maybe flip them a twenty as a cool gesture and get out of the situation! I've learned a lot through other forums that do have a better scene then we do. Start with Philadelphia Street walkers as an example. Check out the legend Cookyjar and his photo collection.
I also want to say that Anything Cool is a very long time contributor and excellent researcher of the mongering scene. He's had his share of awesome times and knows a bad situation when he see's it.
Much respect to Anything Cool and Mass Erection.
YMMV is often used here and I think we have a very good example of it here!
Both of you guys keep doing what you do!
MW.
Start with Philadelphia Street walkers as an example. Check out the legend Cookyjar and his photo collection.CJ is legendary! His "lower end" girls, if I can even call them that, are typically better than any MSP SW, case closed. I can't think of too many places that are worse for SW than MSP, maybe North Dakota, but that goes without saying. I can't wait for my next travel gig, just anywhere but here.
I don't like to be a Debbie Downer, but the facts are that Lake st has gotten significantly worse since the GFloyd incident and the major street work hasn't helped at all. One of the few strip clubs I somewhat enjoyed in years past was Choice, closed shop last year. Too damn cheap for most 200/ hr online ad ladies for just a simple HJ. The few contacts I had over the years have dropped off the radar. So a bust all around for me. The one woman contact I do have is getting older and I've somewhat lost my appetite for her as I don't find her appealing no matter how much she texts me to come over. I'm just not a horndog like I was when I was 18 where all it took was a look at the rubber eraser on a pencil to get me a good stiffy, these days it takes a lot more to get me excited and sadly she just doesn't quite do it.
But I'm not giving up just yet, I 've got some irons in the fire that I'm trying to heat up...
NB.
JohnFromStPaul
06-18-21, 14:07
Yea that place was rough. No massage at all. Came out in a little outfit ready to get naked. To paid for HJ and left. Only get half hour if you go, you won't want to stay longer. LOL. FS was $180 she said.Can't find this 5 senses / seasons place anywhere. Someone give a zip code or street name or anything.
One off of dale.I went a couple weeks ago and saw and had a lady take me to a room wearing short shorts, so I thought that was a good sign. In my experience she stayed professional but let the towel slip a few times. I had 30 min and time was ticking so I asked her if I could get more time, but it went over her head and said she has an appointment after mine. So to clarify I asked her if she had extras and she replied with a firm no. I don't look even remotely like Le so tht wasnt issue. As I was getting dressed I looked up to see one of those "no extras" signs, which only made me feel more stupid as I began my walk of shame. I got a sense that this place was absolutely legit, but if not then great.
MassErrection
06-19-21, 01:29
I went a couple weeks ago and saw and had a lady take me to a room wearing short shorts, so I thought that was a good sign. In my experience she stayed professional but let the towel slip a few times. I had 30 min and time was ticking so I asked her if I could get more time, but it went over her head and said she has an appointment after mine. So to clarify I asked her if she had extras and she replied with a firm no. I don't look even remotely like Le so tht wasnt issue. As I was getting dressed I looked up to see one of those "no extras" signs, which only made me feel more stupid as I began my walk of shame. I got a sense that this place was absolutely legit, but if not then great.Damn, I'm not sure why you guys struck out. She toyed with my balls on the table, let me touch her legs, then finished me off in the shower. Maybe it's the mood. Some girls I'll go back to for 2 nds and they'll say they don't do that. Then you come back months later and they do.
CarpMaster
06-19-21, 07:58
Damn, I'm not sure why you guys struck out. She toyed with my balls on the table, let me touch her legs, then finished me off in the shower. Maybe it's the mood. Some girls I'll go back to for 2 nds and they'll say they don't do that. Then you come back months later and they do.I went there last night. I was met by a girl with a tat on her lower leg. She started to massage, but that soon turned to teasing my back side. She did let me touch her lower leg. On the flip no towel and she toyed non stop, but never touched. I told her it was ok to touch, but she said she couldn't but I could if I want. I didn't.
I never was offered a shower. My 60 min massage lasted 50 min. I wasn't impressed and probably will not go back.
MassErrection
06-19-21, 20:33
I went there last night. I was met by a girl with a tat on her lower leg. She started to massage, but that soon turned to teasing my back side. She did let me touch her lower leg. On the flip no towel and she toyed non stop, but never touched. I told her it was ok to touch, but she said she couldn't but I could if I want. I didn't.
I never was offered a shower. My 60 min massage lasted 50 min. I wasn't impressed and probably will not go back.Damn, that 10 minutes was your window of opportunity to go table shower with her.
I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?
ChrisNoit2
06-22-21, 15:24
I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?No idea man. I've been trying to find any place in the west metro area where I can get lucky. Even past Chaska I've been looking. There are absolutely no independents in the south west metro. There are is only 1 parlor open in Eden prairie, chan, Chaska each. Lame ass. Someone give me something!? LOL.
Anything Cool
06-22-21, 19:33
I've only been able to land HJ at most where I've been, but I hear some guys have gotten more. What places have the highest chance of getting BJ or more?I think your best chance will be at one of the 3 AMPs in Hudson. Don't expect to be offered it, but sometimes a polite inquiry along with a willingness to tip well, yields good results.
5 Senses in Mpls is a sure thing, but some of the recent posts make it sound less than ideal. I haven't been there since Jan, 2020, so no recent knowledge.
MassErrection
06-22-21, 20:00
I think your best chance will be at one of the 3 AMPs in Hudson. Don't expect to be offered it, but sometimes a polite inquiry along with a willingness to tip well, yields good results.
5 Senses in Mpls is a sure thing, but some of the recent posts make it sound less than ideal. I haven't been there since Jan, 2020, so no recent knowledge.FarEast was able to score 69 at oasis, but he paid a lot.
No idea man. I've been trying to find any place in the west metro area where I can get lucky. Even past Chaska I've been looking. There are absolutely no independents in the south west metro. There are is only 1 parlor open in Eden prairie, chan, Chaska each. Lame ass. Someone give me something!? LOL.Hot Stone in SLP.
MassErrection
06-24-21, 20:42
Hot Stone in SLP.Hey Camperbob, what's the name of masseuse? She refused BJ but obliged to he.
Hey Camperbob, what's the name of masseuse? She refused BJ but obliged to he.I'm curious but haven't tried.
I think it was closed for a while but the parlor in the strip mall by pizza man is open again. Didn't have time to stop in. Think it used to be called Kings spa.
Not the nicest joint. Last time I was in there it was diy and badgered for a 40 tip on the way out the door. But seems to me it always had potential to offer extras.
MitchP4735
06-27-21, 08:00
Does anyone have experience with Healing Approach? Light?
Hot Stone in SLP.Hey Camperbob,
Sent a PM curious to get your take.
Anything Cool
06-27-21, 20:36
I think it was closed for a while but the parlor in the strip mall by pizza man is open again. Didn't have time to stop in. Think it used to be called Kings spa.
Not the nicest joint. Last time I was in there it was diy and badgered for a 40 tip on the way out the door. But seems to me it always had potential to offer extras.There is a AMP called King Spa in a strip mall on County Road 42 and 10th. It is next to an Asian food store.
Good L1 service, the best you can hope for in MN.
FarEast was able to score 69 at oasis, but he paid a lot.Been to all 3 and prefer Health Massage. However, a troll on Rub Map just posted some crap about this as a house of pros and illegals and he has connections to get them reported to Ice etc. Just a complete jerk to post that kind of crap.
TrailRider101
06-29-21, 17:20
Gents, I am very new to this. I am looking to find a decent place where the happy ending is a sure thing. If that exists. Does anyone know where I should try in the south metro?
MassErrection
06-29-21, 20:31
Gents, I am very new to this. I am looking to find a decent place where the happy ending is a sure thing. If that exists. Does anyone know where I should try in the south metro?Funny you ask. Health massage is known for happy endings. Matter of fact I was there yesterday, keep in mind they keep their doors opened while they massage, but this time door was opened just enough I could see a masseuse stroking a cock.
Funny you ask. Health massage is known for happy endings. Matter of fact I was there yesterday, keep in mind they keep their doors opened while they massage, but this time door was opened just enough I could see a masseuse stroking a cock.I went to health about a month ago and the massuse did a very nice technique where she ticked the tip of my dick while I was face down. It felt surprisingly good and she included the perfect amount of teasing for before the flip and HJ. It is a bit weird that they leave the door open, I remember looking up when face down and seeing some guys shoes walking as she was basically stocking my dick from behind.
I also went to Hudson about 2 weeks ago and was surprised to see a cop car parked outside, although I believe they were tending to a matter across the street so I felt comfortable going in. I walked in and there was a fit asian lady I want to say in her late 20's or early 30's. She had one of the nicest asses that I've seen at any of the joints I've been to so far. I asked for BJ but she declined and continued to do HJ. I didn't ask if they did more at health though, does anyone know for sure?
There is a AMP called King Spa in a strip mall on County Road 42 and 10th. It is next to an Asian food store.
Good L1 service, the best you can hope for in MN.Yeah, I've been in there a couple of times but it's been a long time. The last time I was in I tried for HE and the masseuse left and brought mamasan in who asked me how I was doing. I said good and was confused. She smiled, left, and the massage continued with no finish. Not the strangest thing I've seen in a joint but a little odd. I'm sure she was coming in to see if I was a regular and since I wasn't and I didn't push it, things didn't wrap up how I'd like them to have. It might have been cherry massage back then. Hard to say!
I'll take a good L1, usually can score that at a number of places. It's getting a decent massage before the end that is the thing I'm chasing these days. Then major bonus if she's nice to look at / touch. Looking for the complete package, which I know is next to impossible around these parts.
DeepInGreek
07-03-21, 17:12
Yeah, I've been in there a couple of times but it's been a long time. The last time I was in I tried for HE and the masseuse left and brought mamasan in who asked me how I was doing. I said good and was confused. She smiled, left, and the massage continued with no finish. Not the strangest thing I've seen in a joint but a little odd. I'm sure she was coming in to see if I was a regular and since I wasn't and I didn't push it, things didn't wrap up how I'd like them to have. It might have been cherry massage back then. Hard to say!
I'll take a good L1, usually can score that at a number of places. It's getting a decent massage before the end that is the thing I'm chasing these days. Then major bonus if she's nice to look at / touch. Looking for the complete package, which I know is next to impossible around these parts.Were you face up with cock and balls out when the mamasan came in?
I would have told her what I wanted and asked how to get it.
Anyone have any luck at Sunny Massage in Plymouth. Love the taco joint next to it but due to bad Tubman's reviews never thought about trying it out.
Member #6100
07-04-21, 09:33
Anyone have any luck at Sunny Massage in Plymouth. Love the taco joint next to it but due to bad Tubman's reviews never thought about trying it out.RubMap reviews say no extras at Sunny.
West of Maple Grove you'll leave happy. Don't think more is on the menu. Seniors can PM. Don't want this one shut down.
Anyone have any luck at Sunny Massage in Plymouth. Love the taco joint next to it but due to bad Tubman's reviews never thought about trying it out.Several have stated no joy. The only one who hasn't is Mass. That guy could get full service while at the dentist office. LOL.
Seriously though, not sure if it's the same Sunny he listed.
I think it was closed for a while but the parlor in the strip mall by pizza man is open again. Didn't have time to stop in. Think it used to be called Kings spa.
Not the nicest joint. Last time I was in there it was diy and badgered for a 40 tip on the way out the door. But seems to me it always had potential to offer extras.Yeah I went once and was told DYI only. Didn't go back. By now there has to be fresh talent by now, but if they were closed down everyone will be gun shy.
Anyone have any luck at Sunny Massage in Plymouth. Love the taco joint next to it but due to bad Tubman's reviews never thought about trying it out.No extras in Sunny. Legit massage place. No teasing and covered all the time.
MassErrection
07-07-21, 10:46
No extras in Sunny. Legit massage place. No teasing and covered all the time.No extras there since before pandemic. There was a cutie named Amy that no longer works there.
Anybody tried Yin Massage? I think her name is Shea, advertises from time to time on Craigslist. The quoted rate on the website is quite steep, but she ran some specials on CL.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage-special/7341195074.html
Also anybody tried Tati?
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-massage-therapist/7340985800.html
Don't really know what to expect.
MassErrection
07-07-21, 21:28
Anybody tried Yin Massage? I think her name is Shea, advertises from time to time on Craigslist. The quoted rate on the website is quite steep, but she ran some specials on CL.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage-special/7341195074.html
Also anybody tried Tati?
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-massage-therapist/7340985800.html
Don't really know what to expect.That's a negative ghost rider on Tati.
No info on Yin. TOFTT?
Glad I could help you out!A couple weeks ago I went to Zen and requested Julie. Good massage, much more teasing, but still DYI. Not sure I will try again. Good on yea Mass. For your success.
Any action at vita day spa? I seen a couple google reviews with claims but don't know if its true.
ChrisNoit2
07-13-21, 10:03
A couple weeks ago I went to Zen and requested Julie. Good massage, much more teasing, but still DYI. Not sure I will try again. Good on yea Mass. For your success.Where is zen? Is that it's full name?
MassErrection
07-13-21, 10:46
A couple weeks ago I went to Zen and requested Julie. Good massage, much more teasing, but still DYI. Not sure I will try again. Good on yea Mass. For your success.She did the old here's my hand show me what you want maneuver.
She did the old here's my hand show me what you want maneuver.Yep, pretty much. I am looking to try another place closer to me, on the west side of the 'Cities. I'll report.
DeepInGreek
07-13-21, 14:18
She did the old here's my hand show me what you want maneuver.When they tease, you need to let them know that it feels good and you like it. You need to put them at ease. Let them feel it's ok to go further.
That's a negative ghost rider on Tati.
No info on Yin. TOFTT?Yin used to be a great but now trying to go strictly legit. Recommend you pass.
Anyone ever get a HJ after a waxing or other service?
Yin used to be a great but now trying to go strictly legit. Recommend you pass.Can you tell us a bit about the provider, and what services used to be provided?
CarpMaster
07-18-21, 22:04
Anyone ever get a HJ after a waxing or other service?I've been getting waxed for over 3 years. Not even close to an extras.
I've been getting waxed for over 3 years. Not even close to an extras.There are independents that offer waxing. I have been to one that advertised, though just for the massage.
JSmithXnxx
07-19-21, 17:22
Anyone ever get a HJ after a waxing or other service?There was an indie that use to advertise on LC that did waxing along with extras. Not sure what happened to her.
Midwest1010
07-19-21, 18:51
First time there but told them been there several times. I went with the half hour. A little spinner took me to room 1 - kiss of death. Never seems to happen in room 1.
She was wearing tight clothes and rubbed my ass a lot, but nothing else significant until I held her hand on the spot not getting massaged. She said no. Try 2 no Try 3,4,5 and 6 also NO. Yet she didn't get mad at me. She asked why sad look. I motioned down below and struck out again. She handed me a water and I grabbed a hug with a chunk of her tight ass in my hands.
Then a monger with a loud voice came in and got gal 2 never saw her! He told her it was his lucky day when he asked if she was his massage gal. Curious if he got rubbed? This would of been around 3:30 today. Will not go back. Just an odd vibe to it.
CruiserYep
07-20-21, 01:04
First time there but told them been there several times. I went with the half hour. A little spinner took me to room 1 - kiss of death. Never seems to happen in room 1.
She was wearing tight clothes and rubbed my ass a lot, but nothing else significant until I held her hand on the spot not getting massaged. She said no. Try 2 no Try 3,4,5 and 6 also NO. Yet she didn't get mad at me. She asked why sad look. I motioned down below and struck out again. She handed me a water and I grabbed a hug with a chunk of her tight ass in my hands.
Then a monger with a loud voice came in and got gal 2 never saw her! He told her it was his lucky day when he asked if she was his massage gal. Curious if he got rubbed? This would of been around 3:30 today. Will not go back. Just an odd vibe to it.Hey Midwest, I tried the same place out on a Sunday morning. Nothing but a no go. Skills weren't that great, so not sure if I'll even go back there. I asked for a medium pressure & felt like I was getting manhandled by a damn linebacker. Stay safe.
ChrisNoit2
07-20-21, 10:57
Hey Midwest, I tried the same place out on a Sunday morning. Nothing but a no go. Skills weren't that great, so not sure if I'll even go back there. I asked for a medium pressure & felt like I was getting manhandled by a damn linebacker. Stay safe.Hahahaha your last sentence had me laughing.
Does anyone know of a decent place that actually has good massages and MAYBE extras? I would like to walk in and smell the lavender oils, soft lighting, music playing, and a great massage any teasing. I'm tired of looking for extras. Now I just want a favorite spot in the southwest or south metro. Anyone?
MassErrection
07-20-21, 16:51
If you like foot jobs, you guys should check out Gia. She rubbed my cock and balls with her pretty feet and let me nut on them. She's open to more stuff as well. She's not cheap, you'd spend half the amount at AMP but at least you get released. I'll see her again soon.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/eden-prairie-massage-hand-and-foot/7353124398.html
SlickRick420
07-20-21, 19:30
Hahahaha your last sentence had me laughing.
Does anyone know of a decent place that actually has good massages and MAYBE extras? I would like to walk in and smell the lavender oils, soft lighting, music playing, and a great massage any teasing. I'm tired of looking for extras. Now I just want a favorite spot in the southwest or south metro. Anyone?I too would be very interested on any leads in the south metro area. The only place that I know of that delivers is Trudy Massage in Burnsville. Older Mamasan and just happy ending as far as I've found. Not something I'd recommend unless really desperate.
Yin used to be a great but now trying to go strictly legit. Recommend you pass.Her price is $125 for an hour. Seems like the rate of a sensual massage. Based on your comments its more like an expensive massage with nothing extra. Sad.
MassErrection
07-21-21, 18:40
Her price is $125 for an hour. Seems like the rate of a sensual massage. Based on your comments its more like an expensive massage with nothing extra. Sad.I don't want to think, I want to know LOL.
Who's man enough to toftt?
I don't want to think, I want to know LOL.
Who's man enough to toftt?I was under the impression that you had seen her before and that services were offered. If so, she would be more likely to offer those to you than the rest of us.
MassErrection
07-22-21, 09:20
I was under the impression that you had seen her before and that services were offered. If so, she would be more likely to offer those to you than the rest of us.I appreciate the flattery, but you think to highly of me friend, I get turned down too from women at the casinos, clubs, wherever. You hear a lot about my winnings just not how much I've lost to get there.
https://minneapolis.rubratings.com/148271
Any in been to any of these in Bloomington? They advertise all the time. Any insight would be appreciated.
MassErrection
07-22-21, 19:23
https://minneapolis.rubratings.com/148271
Any in been to any of these in Bloomington? They advertise all the time. Any insight would be appreciated.I've been to one off of American blvd with a sexy Chinese woman that I spent the night with. Had couple drinks and apps at bar than went back to her room for massage and sex. I also got to massage her body. Beautiful feet too.
Camperbob can add some details as he has experience too.
I don't want to think, I want to know LOL.
Who's man enough to toftt?I saw her when she popped back up after a couple month break. She wore scrubs the entire massage and first thing she stressed when I walked in is it isn't sensual.
Maybe she has reverted back but when I went it was extremely uneventful.
LikeEmSlim
07-23-21, 19:01
There are independents that offer waxing. I have been to one that advertised, though just for the massage.Give Stephanie a call. Waxing and fun.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/stephanie-escort-minneapolis-60764
MassErrection
07-24-21, 00:37
Give Stephanie a call. Waxing and fun.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/stephanie-escort-minneapolis-60764Damn, tried to reach out to her but she won't see me since my cock is over 7 inches don't bother penetration or bjj. Lmfao I've never had that happened to me before. I guess I should've lied and if she wanted to get paid she would've went for it. That one was fucked up LOL.
Give Stephanie a call. Waxing and fun.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/stephanie-escort-minneapolis-60764She is exactly who I was thinking of when suggesting an independent. Highly recommend, but have not had a chance to see her since things started opening up again.
MassErrection
07-24-21, 10:24
She is exactly who I was thinking of when suggesting an independent. Highly recommend, but have not had a chance to see her since things started opening up again.Let me know how it goes, she flat out turned me down. Like my money isn't green, so why she's so worried about full service.
MassErrection
07-24-21, 14:14
Screw Steph and that gay waxing, found a hot Korean girl for tonight. She does outcall only so I got a hotel for the night. Going to have drinks, room service, get mutual massage and laid tonight.
https://minneapolis.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/outcall-only-minneapolis-saint-paul-and-suburbs-outcall-only/12827627.html
MassErrection
07-24-21, 14:16
I saw her when she popped back up after a couple month break. She wore scrubs the entire massage and first thing she stressed when I walked in is it isn't sensual.
Maybe she has reverted back but when I went it was extremely uneventful.Well if your a repeat customer there's no way in hell she's going to give me any. Thanks for heads up.
I wonder of all the massage ladies in MN who has the biggest tits. Not just sensual or Asian massage but if anyone knows any busty legit practitioners too I'd love to know who. Feel free to Pm.
MassErrection
07-26-21, 19:50
I recommend you degenerates try out the 4 hand massage from this ad.
Just finished a nice hot oils massage with 2 sexy women who love to please.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-finest-hands-traveling/7355821680.html
MassErrection
07-26-21, 19:51
I wonder of all the massage ladies in MN who has the biggest tits. Not just sensual or Asian massage but if anyone knows any busty legit practitioners too I'd love to know who. Feel free to Pm.The four hands massage I just finished had the nicest tits.
Midwest1010
07-27-21, 09:52
The four hands massage I just finished had the nicest tits.Any more info on this? What did it set you back.
What did the other gal look like or is this the one that works with her boyfriend?
1 pop or 2 pops?
MassErrection
07-27-21, 16:53
Any more info on this? What did it set you back.
What did the other gal look like or is this the one that works with her boyfriend?
1 pop or 2 pops?Beautiful Ebony and Ivory.
Cost me just north of $300 for everything. I'm sure I'll get a lot of hate for what it cost me so I won't say an exact number.
Has anyone checked out Studio three? It's new on run maps.
Midwest1010
07-28-21, 08:45
Has anyone checked out Studio three? It's new on run maps.Good find JButtter9. The price tag makes it look like it could be a fun place.
JButter9 How about checking it out soon and reporting back on it. That's what makes this site work! I'm thinking you will leave happy.
Enjoy!
Good find JButtter9. The price tag makes it look like it could be a fun place.
JButter9 How about checking it out soon and reporting back on it. That's what makes this site work! I'm thinking you will leave happy.
Enjoy!Yeah I was thinking about it, Might slide through today LOL for 100 I better have a ball & a great message, will update tho.
Good find JButtter9. The price tag makes it look like it could be a fun place.
JButter9 How about checking it out soon and reporting back on it. That's what makes this site work! I'm thinking you will leave happy.
Enjoy!Idk tho I looked on google, looks pretty legit, they also have massage envy on there now and I doubt you're getting anything special from there.
Anybody know much about two cuddlers; namely LexiJames and JerseyGirlLoving?
LexiJames mentioned she is "open minded" which is usually a good sign. JerseyGirlLoving reduced her starting price to $150; I am not sure about her upgrade prices but I am quite sure that she offers upgrades.
MassErrection
07-28-21, 12:45
Idk tho I looked on google, looks pretty legit, they also have massage envy on there now and I doubt you're getting anything special from there.Stay away from there unless you want a massage.
Try out the Craigslist ad I posted if you want to have fun. Let me know how it turns out.
I've been to one off of American blvd with a sexy Chinese woman that I spent the night with. Had couple drinks and apps at bar than went back to her room for massage and sex. I also got to massage her body. Beautiful feet too.
Camperbob can add some details as he has experience too.Thanks. I'll check it out.
Midwest1010
07-28-21, 17:45
Stay away from there unless you want a massage.
Try out the Craigslist ad I posted if you want to have fun. Let me know how it turns out.You're starting to sound like MinorErection.
Bring back Mass.
Come on Mass. Where's the balls to the walls?
Free Mass. We want him back!
I got you Man!
MassErrection
07-28-21, 18:26
You're starting to sound like MinorErection.
Bring back Mass.
Come on Mass. Where's the balls to the walls?
Free Mass. We want him back!
I got you Man!I've definitely mellowed out man. You see as much action as I do, you'll gain some wisdom and experience also.
MassErrection
07-29-21, 17:36
Money talks bullshit walks.
2nd session with ebony and ivory scored a hot threesome. Best service ever in this neck of the woods.
Don't even ask what I had to pay LOL.
You guys seriously need to meet them!
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-finest-hands-traveling/7355821680.html
You could pull a Leslie Nielsen as I call it😜. Pop a 100 mg Viagra for your appointment and have the therapist focus on problem areas that are legit but also somewhat sensual feeling. When she has you flip there will be no ignoring the tent pitched under the sheet! Act embarrassed like oh my, you were so good I didn't realize blah blah blah. Who knows if the silly charm would have her consider a mercy tug. Odds are extremely against the possibility but as Wayne Gretzky points out you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.
Idk tho I looked on google, looks pretty legit, they also have massage envy on there now and I doubt you're getting anything special from there.
MassErrection
07-29-21, 20:59
You could pull a Leslie Nielsen as I call it😜. Pop a 100 mg Viagra for your appointment and have the therapist focus on problem areas that are legit but also somewhat sensual feeling. When she has you flip there will be no ignoring the tent pitched under the sheet! Act embarrassed like oh my, you were so good I didn't realize blah blah blah. Who knows if the silly charm would have her consider a mercy tug. Odds are extremely against the possibility but as Wayne Gretzky points out you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.LOL I've had woman gulp when they've seen my Johnson on the flip. I love it when their eyes bulge out like they're meeting Godzilla. I'm sure I turn them on but they're professionals.
Those girls from Craigslist however loved it.
Money talks bullshit walks.
2nd session with ebony and ivory scored a hot threesome. Best service ever in this neck of the woods.
Don't even ask what I had to pay LOL.
You guys seriously need to meet them!
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-finest-hands-traveling/7355821680.htmlIs the pic in the ad accurate?
DeepInGreek
07-31-21, 17:54
Anybody know much about two cuddlers; namely LexiJames and JerseyGirlLoving?
LexiJames mentioned she is "open minded" which is usually a good sign. JerseyGirlLoving reduced her starting price to $150; I am not sure about her upgrade prices but I am quite sure that she offers upgrades.Can't speak for Lexi but Jerseygirl is one of our local ladies. Check out her reviews on TER.
I thought I seen a post from her about trying out the cuddle scene.
Can't speak for Lexi but Jerseygirl is one of our local ladies. Check out her reviews on TER.
I thought I seen a post from her about trying out the cuddle scene.Yes, I know about her from TER. I just was trying to keep my observations low key. But her rates are something like $400 on TER; and what I would want from a session is less than what is on offer at that price. So I was wondering where she might come in for less than FS activities.
The other gal looks cute but I have no idea what to expect. I tend to shy away from spending $150 when I have no idea where things might go.
NeonNightRider
08-02-21, 12:53
Anyone have any luck beyond HE's at the Hudson AMP's? Occasionally want to get a little more than the HE (I'm greedy) and just wondering which of the 3 I would have the best luck at.
CaptainHonest
08-03-21, 23:29
Anyone looking for a hot mature woman with big boobies, she's a fun time. Probably one of the best places that I've had a massage in. Offers water and mints for your session. Very professional, massage is mediocre. Light tissue, but upgrades are fun. Check her out, she's a great time.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/victoria-breckin-escort-minneapolis-395618
Anyone have any luck beyond HE's at the Hudson AMP's? Occasionally want to get a little more than the HE (I'm greedy) and just wondering which of the 3 I would have the best luck at.Been to Hudson multiple times usually they'd have a therapist for months at a stretch before someone new. Show up once and there was a lady willing to go beyond HE, she negotiated each thing, didn't do FS but told me to bring a cover next time. Not even a week later she was gone. Boss probably didn't want that kind of attention.
CashMoney27
08-05-21, 17:34
https://makesecuredaccount.com/touch/15e.html
I was on ashleyrnadison.com and her account on ashleyrnadison.com sent me her Instagram. Here is her IG.
https://instagram.com/trsh4520?utm_medium=copy_link
I DM her and she sent me the link to booked an appointment with her. She charged half off for first timer. 40 for an hour with HE. Anyway does anyone know if this is legit?
CashMoney27
08-05-21, 17:41
I forgot her IG is private so here are some pics of her. If anyone have any info would be gladly appreciated.
JSmithXnxx
08-06-21, 00:44
https://makesecuredaccount.com/touch/15e.html
I was on ashleyrnadison.com and her account on ashleyrnadison.com sent me her Instagram. Here is her IG.
https://instagram.com/trsh4520?utm_medium=copy_link
I DM her and she sent me the link to booked an appointment with her. She charged half off for first timer. 40 for an hour with HE. Anyway does anyone know if this is legit?I would be wary. The url is literally misspelt as ashleyRNadison. Really phishy if you ask me.
https://makesecuredaccount.com/touch/15e.html
I was on ashleyrnadison.com and her account on ashleyrnadison.com sent me her Instagram. Here is her IG.
https://instagram.com/trsh4520?utm_medium=copy_link
I DM her and she sent me the link to booked an appointment with her. She charged half off for first timer. 40 for an hour with HE. Anyway does anyone know if this is legit?I had a similar one from htfspa.com. They wanted CC for verification. Ya right! I'd stay away also.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-the-touch-of-goddess/7361166844.html
Saw this on Craigslist, anyone tried before?
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-the-touch-of-goddess/7361166844.html
Saw this on Craigslist, anyone tried before?Interesting. The title here is "legit". If the massage is "legit" I think most of us here would not want the service!
ParkingGuy
08-09-21, 14:21
Interesting. The title here is "legit". If the massage is "legit" I think most of us here would not want the service!She posted ads a few months ago. She likes to post pics showing off her booty. I contacted her on a couple of occasions. Both times, she referred me to an on line booking system. I booked a date and time and was advised I would be contacted with location details. But, I never received a message or call. The second time I booked with her, I followed up with a phone call several hours before the appointment. I actually spoke to her and she confirmed she saw my booking. She said she would call me later with the location details but never did. I have no interest in trying a third time. Best of luck.
ChrisNoit2
08-09-21, 18:17
Anyone get any info on parlors that do a lot of ball play? These girls just get to the point sometimes with no teasing.
Anything in the southwest metro?
CaptainHonest
08-10-21, 16:58
I've also contacted her multiple times. Never able to link up. If her photos are accurate, she looks good. It's always a miss for me, even talked about going on lunch dates. Did the whole Appt bs too but she never replies. Actually talked to her for a good day too, and never met up.
Interesting. The title here is "legit". If the massage is "legit" I think most of us here would not want the service!
CashMoney27
08-10-21, 21:15
Has anyone try this MP? I don't want to paid for the premium in rubmaps so if anyone does and is willing to give info that would be much appreciated. I google it and is quite near where I live but this is my first time doing something like this.
JamesAndrews
08-11-21, 10:56
Anyone get any info on parlors that do a lot of ball play? These girls just get to the point sometimes with no teasing.
Anything in the southwest metro?I hear you it is frustrating to say the least. Just a ordinary massage and a quick mechanical he. I read reviews, it seems even the times when nothing is offer or dyi. They get teasing at least, so I'm wondering if I'm doing something wrong?
RemoteGhost
08-11-21, 11:40
Has anyone try this MP? I don't want to paid for the premium in rubmaps so if anyone does and is willing to give info that would be much appreciated. I google it and is quite near where I live but this is my first time doing something like this.I've been to there once several months back, but I did not take the massage. I heard that Coco there is younger and may be what you looking for, she is not there everyday. I did not see Coco, so I cannot vouch for her.
ChrisNoit2
08-11-21, 18:13
I hear you it is frustrating to say the least. Just a ordinary massage and a quick mechanical he. I read reviews, it seems even the times when nothing is offer or dyi. They get teasing at least, so I'm wondering if I'm doing something wrong?Yes, yes you are. Your giving these girls money.
CashMoney27
08-11-21, 18:40
I've been to there once several months back, but I did not take the massage. I heard that Coco there is younger and may be what you looking for, she is not there everyday. I did not see Coco, so I cannot vouch for her.Is it guaranteed HE or do you have to ask for it and be discreet?
RemoteGhost
08-12-21, 13:20
Is it guaranteed HE or do you have to ask for it and be discreet?For this place I don't know, as I said, I did not take the massage, The two providers (one is Heidi) does not looks appealing to me, I just took back my money and left.
Most places I've been I do somehow signal a bit to show that I am interested in it. Just by touching their leg and butt usually is enough, I did not grab, just touch gently and she would get it. If not, I would ask, they will decline if they don't want to do it.
Sometimes I found that DIY is not bad either, last time I went to a place on Lexington Ave, it's DIY, but while I jerking myself I have the control of my pace, at the same time, my provider touched my body everywhere using both her hand, it was amazing. IMO it is better than a so-so HE.
DeepInGreek
08-12-21, 14:06
Is it guaranteed HE or do you have to ask for it and be discreet?I can't speak for that place but.
If you have read any posts on this forum you will see that you need to always be discreet and nothing is guaranteed.
Be polite ask if touching is allowed as you graze her leg or thigh when she is in reach. Compliment her on her beauty. Make sure to start off your session uncovered and if they go to cover you just say it's ok your fine with out it. They may still cover you up but remove it later or not at all. Read the room, her body language and enjoy yourself. Be respectful to her and you should leave happy.
Heading out where would you go first for extras.
RemoteGhost
08-14-21, 22:21
Heading out where would you go first for extras.I would go Hudson, guaranteed and good service too.
I would go Hudson, guaranteed and good service too.HJ, but not more. Massage is actually excellent. Go see a massage girl in uptown if you want extras.
I tried to hit up heavenly because I was looking for a good massage but they were booked up. Went across 77 and hit up Trudy on a whim since I hadn't been in some time. Last time it was DIY but had reason to believe there was more available and I was right.
Massage was "meh" but lots of teasing and she even started jerking me off while I was on my stomach.
The finish was nice. She bent over and did a little fake kiss right above my member which was cute and then was so kind as to ask if I wanted fast or slow. I said slow and she took her time and it was good.
I prefer to get a good therapeutic rub down and in this case it was more of a sensual thing but hard to complain with the finish.
There's a few options around here so can't say they're top of my list for repeat but wasn't a bad experience and low fuss which I prefer.
I tried to hit up heavenly because I was looking for a good massage but they were booked up. Went across 77 and hit up Trudy on a whim since I hadn't been in some time. Last time it was DIY but had reason to believe there was more available and I was right.
Massage was "meh" but lots of teasing and she even started jerking me off while I was on my stomach.
The finish was nice. She bent over and did a little fake kiss right above my member which was cute and then was so kind as to ask if I wanted fast or slow. I said slow and she took her time and it was good.
I prefer to get a good therapeutic rub down and in this case it was more of a sensual thing but hard to complain with the finish.
There's a few options around here so can't say they're top of my list for repeat but wasn't a bad experience and low fuss which I prefer.Never made it into Trudy's. I think I may have tried once. Years ago now but they were booked or closed or something don't recall. Mind sharing details around cost (s) and who did you see? Good looks? Multiple girls around or?
JoeMaleMpls
08-18-21, 11:28
Never made it into Trudy's. I think I may have tried once. Years ago now but they were booked or closed or something don't recall. Mind sharing details around cost (s) and who did you see? Good looks? Multiple girls around or?So been to Trudy a few times. IMO it's a guarantee HJ. Like the OP said massage is so so. They have had 3 girls working but think the two older ones do most of the massage. Only had the younger (30's) when asked for a 4 hand massage. Prices are topical $50 30 $70 60 (I believe) normally tip $30. (which they always ask for more next time) The place is in a run down strip mall and not the cleanest. The older ladies one skinny one bigger but both will do HJ. The skinny one does climb on the table to do the back massage but has pants on wish for shorts. Doubt any other extras on the menu, maybe prostate massage cause they will play with your ass too.
ChrisNoit2
08-18-21, 12:37
I tried to hit up heavenly because I was looking for a good massage but they were booked up. Went across 77 and hit up Trudy on a whim since I hadn't been in some time. Last time it was DIY but had reason to believe there was more available and I was right.
Massage was "meh" but lots of teasing and she even started jerking me off while I was on my stomach.
The finish was nice. She bent over and did a little fake kiss right above my member which was cute and then was so kind as to ask if I wanted fast or slow. I said slow and she took her time and it was good.
I prefer to get a good therapeutic rub down and in this case it was more of a sensual thing but hard to complain with the finish.
There's a few options around here so can't say they're top of my list for repeat but wasn't a bad experience and low fuss which I prefer.More details.
Never made it into Trudy's. I think I may have tried once. Years ago now but they were booked or closed or something don't recall. Mind sharing details around cost (s) and who did you see? Good looks? Multiple girls around or?I think it was 70 for 1 hr. Tipped 40 maybe? I usually tip 40 for HJ and 50 if I'm really happy with the experience (ie bonus like allows touching or does a good job).
There's 3 sure bets down this way, if you ask me.
Trudy for. 7 + tip for shitty massage but good finish on a regular table.
Eden for. 8 + tip for ok massage but good finish on the larger futon size table.
Relax oasis / massage escape for. 7 + tip for? Massage and good finish on futon size table.
There's other places that are only. 6 for an hour but maybe 25% chance you get desired finish. I don't mind the extra 10-20 when I know I'll at least bust a nut.
Cheaper but still ok experience if you go down to 45 min, which might've worth it when the massage isn't great. I like the bigger tables because I like having the girl on the table with me but I hate regular futons since the lack of face hole makes me feel like I'm suffocating. So Eden and relax o have been my go to joints. But once I flip I don't give a shit so long as they rub the right spots!
If why'all want more info than that, you'll need to experience it first hand.
SugarPops69
08-19-21, 17:22
She is quite pretty and I am curious if there are any extras? Draping required? https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage/7367098094.html.
She is quite pretty and I am curious if there are any extras? Draping required? https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage/7367098094.html.I have seen her on and off for many years. No extras and generally draping required. In the past she was more relaxed on draping but the last few times it was full on draping.
Pretty good massage.
West Minneapolis seems pretty dry for basic HE itself. Any options around Maple Grove, Plymouth?
More than an hour travel back and forth to even think of Hudson.
JoeMaleMpls
08-20-21, 12:50
She is quite pretty and I am curious if there are any extras? Draping required? https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-massage/7367098094.html.I saw her once (she has a Groupon from time to time) very sexy and pretty good massage. However no extra's which I found very misleading. So she came in the room and remove the draping herself. Normally a good sign, she followed up with some light touch all around the groin got me good and worked up. Flipped continued massage and again still no draping then light touch right up to and around the boys. I asked and offers extras she said she never will do any extras. So I figured DIY was ok she then wouldn't even allow that. So I won't waste your time personally. Might of been the biggest tease I have ever had.
MinneSoDumb
08-21-21, 10:59
I saw her once (she has a Groupon from time to time) very sexy and pretty good massage. However no extra's which I found very misleading. So she came in the room and remove the draping herself. Normally a good sign, she followed up with some light touch all around the groin got me good and worked up. Flipped continued massage and again still no draping then light touch right up to and around the boys. I asked and offers extras she said she never will do any extras. So I figured DIY was ok she then wouldn't even allow that. So I won't waste your time personally. Might of been the biggest tease I have ever had.Saw her once like 3 years ago, same exact experience. So disappointing LOL.
Saw her once like 3 years ago, same exact experience. So disappointing LOL.Yeah,
Angela, Olga, and their minions all "tease" but do not deliver. I have seen them all over the years and to their credit they are consistent. I suppose if they gave in it would be in the forums instantly and LE would follow up.
JoeMaleMpls
08-23-21, 14:51
Yeah,
Angela, Olga, and their minions all "tease" but do not deliver. I have seen them all over the years and to their credit they are consistent. I suppose if they gave in it would be in the forums instantly and LE would follow up.Yeah not sure if they worked together or even know each other but another was the Body Relaxation Studio in Edina. Both those girls are teases to. Seem to post back in the day on CL. Wouldn't recommend them either, but at least they left the draping on and didn't lead me on too much.
Yeah not sure if they worked together or even know each other but another was the Body Relaxation Studio in Edina. Both those girls are teases to. Seem to post back in the day on CL. Wouldn't recommend them either, but at least they left the draping on and didn't lead me on too much.Not sure if you are referring to "Bella" or not. The way Olga originally worked was she had a few that worked under her, including Bella. Then Bella split off. Angela may have been an underling to Olga at one time but now they are partners. So Angela has a few under her also. Anyway Bella operates pretty much the same way as Olga and Angela. For what its worth, Angela has an understudy or two but they are more conservative than Angela.
Don't expect any real extras from any of them, maybe mild "accidental" brushing. Bella, Angela, and Olga all have young kids and I think they are all married also. So they are pretty cautious.
OlDegenerate
08-24-21, 23:03
Anyone have a current list on good AMPs or MPs to enjoy across the metro? Feel free to DM if you've recently had a good experience. New to all of this.
ChrisNoit2
08-26-21, 10:57
Anyone have a current list on good AMPs or MPs to enjoy across the metro? Feel free to DM if you've recently had a good experience. New to all of this.Yes we all do but they are all out of state. MN sucks for this hobby.
Anything Cool
08-26-21, 11:47
Anyone have a current list on good AMPs or MPs to enjoy across the metro? Feel free to DM if you've recently had a good experience. New to all of this.Check out post 1161. It is a list that a member posted of all the places he recommends.
Will be coming to town and wondering if anyone has experienced a session with her and if so. Is it worth it? Thanks!
https://goodtouchmn.com/
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