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Hi guys, I've been all over in the south metro, checked out Jins and some of the other places mentioned here, no luck. Tried one in Eagan where they had to come out to unlock the door for me and still no luck. Anyone willing to PM some suggestions? Thanks.
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05-22-19, 22:50
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Woke up this morning with a stiff neck so decided to venture out over my lunch break in search of a rub down. Went "old school" and checked the back pages of the City Pages looking for someplace to try. Decided to check our hot stone massage in SLP. I didn't call ahead and that shut that idea down. I think only one lady working there and to be honest, I was glad she was busy because no ma'am.
So since I was on Louisiana anyhow, I pointed the car north to wayzata and hit the joint there that has been discussed in this thread at length. They were very busy. Waited half an hour and got put in a room with two beds presumably for couples massage. The gal that greeted me was attractive but seemed alarmed that she didn't recognize me. Once I got settled in, an older masseuse came in and delivered a very good therapeutic massage. Nothing more and no hints of more, but I kind of get the sense that if you make an appointment with the younger one and she gets to know you there might be more on the menu. No way to confirm that though and it's far enough away that I won't be going often enough for them to recognize me.
If anyone has a spot in EP, Bloomington or the general area, would love to know more in PM. I've pretty much got one go to in Burnsville but it's close enough to home that I'm afraid I'll see my neighbors as I'm walking in so I'm staying away during daylight hours which is pretty much all day now. Happy to trade info if you can get me some other leads.
BR.
Hey newbies do you realized LE reads these forums and also RM. We getting too many AMPs shut down because of this. Need to communicate with private messages with trusted and senior members.Very true. That's why I recommend public reviews of legit massage experiences as my last post. Sometimes you need a legit massage and want to avoid the lazy ones who cut you short on time and leave every 5-min to answer the phone / door.
My lawnguy went to the AMP by Biffs yesteday. He said: . 7 for an hour. Was led to a dark room with a mattress on the floor. He got a great, deep massage with a nice pace, not too slow, not too fast. Worked every inch of his backside. Above avg massage got full hour no rush. On the flip, senior members can pm me. I will not reply if you have not contributed a review.
Decided to try a joint I have not been to in quite a while. Used to be called lotus, in a little strip mall by Nina's grill and Racks in Burnsville. Slightly older masseuse with a fairly decent body. She was very friendly and chatty. Massage was pretty good, she really worked the knots out and I needed that. On the flip I tend to be passive and either there's no extras here or my passiveness cost me. She didn't drop any other hints such as an almost done warning or anything like that.
I like the. 60 price point given how many places charge. 70. So I might try again if the situation is right. Back when it was lotus it was a fairly sure bet for HE. Oh well, back feels a little better anyhow.
QuantumFlux359
05-29-19, 12:21
Decided to try a joint I have not been to in quite a while. Used to be called lotus, in a little strip mall by Nina's grill and Racks in Burnsville. Slightly older masseuse with a fairly decent body. She was very friendly and chatty. Massage was pretty good, she really worked the knots out and I needed that. On the flip I tend to be passive and either there's no extras here or my passiveness cost me. She didn't drop any other hints such as an almost done warning or anything like that.
I like the. 60 price point given how many places charge. 70. So I might try again if the situation is right. Back when it was lotus it was a fairly sure bet for HE. Oh well, back feels a little better anyhow.I tried that place about 6 months ago, I tried giving hints and then ended up straight asking and was told they don't do that there.
Deutsche205
05-29-19, 22:19
Gents, Memorial Day, opted to do some exploring and potentially TOFTT, found an "Oasis" just north of Hwy 10 in the NW metro. Place is a bit grungy, but the lady working was happy to fully relieve any stress if you asked politely. Bit of a drive, but I am getting optimistic that the local market is turning around. Still have not found any full menu options, but still some good stress release out there.
JoeMaleMpls
05-30-19, 05:58
So my experience has been the AMP only give HE to regulars or at least to someone who has been there before. I went to Jin's and was asked right away have you been here before. Didn't think about and said no first time. Of course didn't get any HE just DIY. I think if I would of said yes she might of been more willing.
Yesterday went to a place in Eagan close to the outlet mall. Again was asked if I have been there before. This time I said yes. She asked who I saw. I responded IDK some short Asian lady. She responds oh that must of been the boss lady. Anyways got a 90 min for 105+ tip on a nice big futon mattress. Great deep tissue massage with some teasing. On the flip she again asked did she touch you here. Of course she did, was really surprised she was soo hesitant still with all the ball teasing before the flip figured it was a sure thing. I did end up with a HE and will most liking become a regular.
But I guess my question is how many visit do you give a place before you give up? Some places you can tell right away nothing will happen not DIY. Those are one and fines for me. If they let me DIY I then think there has to be more and will repeat but the most I have gone back was 3 times and if still nothing I am done with them. What is your limit (s)?
Funforcefive
05-30-19, 18:49
Visiting soon. Wondering if anyone has any leads for in / out call good quality CMT sports massage (bonus if there are extras)? Or a MP that has therapist that is good?
Side question: are the MP mostly AMP? Or there any LMPs, etc?
Thanks!
SpectrumOfHulk
05-30-19, 22:44
So my experience has been the AMP only give HE to regulars or at least to someone who has been there before. I went to Jin's and was asked right away have you been here before. Didn't think about and said no first time. Of course didn't get any HE just DIY. I think if I would of said yes she might of been more willing.
Yesterday went to a place in Eagan close to the outlet mall. Again was asked if I have been there before. This time I said yes. She asked who I saw. I responded IDK some short Asian lady. She responds oh that must of been the boss lady. Anyways got a 90 min for 105+ tip on a nice big futon mattress. Great deep tissue massage with some teasing. On the flip she again asked did she touch you here. Of course she did, was really surprised she was soo hesitant still with all the ball teasing before the flip figured it was a sure thing. I did end up with a HE and will most liking become a regular.
But I guess my question is how many visit do you give a place before you give up? Some places you can tell right away nothing will happen not DIY. Those are one and fines for me. If they let me DIY I then think there has to be more and will repeat but the most I have gone back was 3 times and if still nothing I am done with them. What is your limit (s)?My experience has been more often than not I get HE first time, I've been blanked but not often, I also have gotten FS first time, and subsequent other visits more FS, but lately yes things have tightened up, I'd like to kick the ass of the people that want to shove their nose in the activities of consenting adults, no one has the right to dictate others behavior or moral code when there really are no victims.
I live fairly close so it's super convenient.
Do Tina, older gal. Asian of course. Great massage and diy though. I have seen all the girls there and still not much luck.
I'm looking for FS or at least a bbj finish. Anyone?
Anything Cool
06-05-19, 19:51
So my experience has been the AMP only give HE to regulars or at least to someone who has been there before. I went to Jin's and was asked right away have you been here before. Didn't think about and said no first time. Of course didn't get any HE just DIY. I think if I would of said yes she might of been more willing.
Yesterday went to a place in Eagan close to the outlet mall. Again was asked if I have been there before. This time I said yes. She asked who I saw. I responded IDK some short Asian lady. She responds oh that must of been the boss lady. Anyways got a 90 min for 105+ tip on a nice big futon mattress. Great deep tissue massage with some teasing. On the flip she again asked did she touch you here. Of course she did, was really surprised she was soo hesitant still with all the ball teasing before the flip figured it was a sure thing. I did end up with a HE and will most liking become a regular.
But I guess my question is how many visit do you give a place before you give up? Some places you can tell right away nothing will happen not DIY. Those are one and fines for me. If they let me DIY I then think there has to be more and will repeat but the most I have gone back was 3 times and if still nothing I am done with them. What is your limit (s)?It has been my experience that if a place offers extras, you will get them on the first visit. I have only had a couple of exceptions to this in the entire time I have been involved in the hobby.
I have had some DIY sessions that I have enjoyed, but that is the kiss of death for extras in future visits.
Deutsche205
06-15-19, 00:09
Wondering if anyone can confirm that Tuina in Otsego is closed. I drove by today and noticed the signs were turned off and they did not answer there phone.
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Alamassage1
06-18-19, 08:50
Hi, senior member from Alabama will be traveling to Maple Grove and would appreciate any tips on massage providers that would come to my hotel or UTR ladies that I could Uber to see. I would appreciate any advice.
It has been my experience that if a place offers extras, you will get them on the first visit. I have only had a couple of exceptions to this in the entire time I have been involved in the hobby.
I have had some DIY sessions that I have enjoyed, but that is the kiss of death for extras in future visits.One of my few FS girls here in town started out as DIY. Took a while to get HJ then she went to BBBJ NQNS and FS. I miss that BJ, one of the best.
Regular joint wasn't available so I decided to try Phoenix in Burnsville as it's been a few years. Back was killing me so I figured if I score great, but if not hopefully the massage is decent.
Masseuse was probably in her 50's but decent looking for her age. There was another one there with a customer but didn't get a look at her.
60 for the hour.
Massage was just ok, nothing special and not the least bit sensual. No teasing and given her routine took her right to the end of the hour I'd be shocked if she ever offers extras. This is the first time I've had a sheet draped over me at an AMP. When I laid down I saw it in the table and thought WTF so I tossed it aside. She made sure to cover me up when she came in though. Pity the massage wasn't better. Won't repeat.
ILuvAsianBabes
06-21-19, 22:10
The hobby scene in MN is getting quite lame! All of the sudden I'm being draped all the time. WTF? I don't look remotely like LE or so I've been told. Yes I look somewhat young, even though I'm actually close to 42. I understand if they don't know you they have to assume the worst perhaps. Still, I'd rather invest my time and effort in massages where a nude massage and HE, BJ, or FS is a given. I also don't think it's fair that I'm the only one naked (and not the female) most of the time at these places and not some of these women! Sadly, if this was NY or Cali or FL or TX things would be a lot different. I'm really also getting sick of mostly having to DIY. It's pathetic and mostly not even worth it. One of my favs only lets me do DIY even when I asked and begged for HE. Very insulting. I'm not fat, ugly, or have a small cock, either. She gives a great massage which is why I keep going back.
OnlyMe1234
06-23-19, 10:04
So as we mostly all know, finding FS at an AMP here in MN is.
Pretty much not going to happen. If you're finding FS please pm me where.
So my question is, do you still go to your favorite AMP, keep searching or do you.
Go see the asian girls at the asian agencies that offer different tiers of service?
Knowing that you'll get a shitty massage plus FS?
I have and do both. I enjoy a good massage with a he, but I also like FS.
Thoughts?.I have done both, although I do more independents than actual agencies. I've seen two different providers at the same place. One claimed that she is independent but uses a scheduler. Anyway, back to your post. Going with an AMP is cheaper and easier, you can often just walk in without an appointment. Even if you need an appointment, you can get one easily without having to go through a verification process. Using an agency / independent, its more work to set up an appointment but there is more of a guarantee that you are going to get what you are looking for. Only once did I not get a HE with an independent. However, to get this guarantee you are going to be paying more. Most of the independents that offer massage don't do FS, or at least they claim they don't. For that you need to go with an escort, now you're getting up there in costs. While I have gotten FS at two AMPs in town (one is closed and don't ask about the other because I won't say and you won't get FS as it was about the provider not the AMP and she is no longer there), I have only once gotten FS from an independent but that was out of state. I've never tried to get FS from an independent, even the one out of state wasn't planned, it just happened (her decision).
DeepInGreek
06-24-19, 02:37
Method massage closed and moved around many times. Before BP was shut down you could find their ads easily.
Anyone know if they still exist or not? Feel free to pm me if you got a location and number.
OnlyMe1234
06-24-19, 18:20
I've never been to either of these so I can't comment on what went on in either of them.
http://www.startribune.com/sex-trafficking-task-force-arrests-waite-park-massage-parlor-owner-boyfriend/511734222/
ILuvAsianBabes
06-24-19, 22:06
I completely agree with one of the previous postings. The verification process for escorts these days has become such an overblown, time coming consuming dilemma / privacy invading process it takes most of the fun out of it!! Obviously, there are other risks involved. Unless the escort is a 9 or 10 I don't even bother. I lucked out and banged a hot young 25 year old Asian escort just by calling a site the other month. But 90% of the time you'll be asked to show 3 forms of I'd, 3 references, etc etc etc. Ridiculous!
Which leaves us back to AMPs. Personally, I would really like to see more Korean and Latina MPs come into the Twin Cities and suburbs. At lease the KMPs are much more prone to providing BJs, DATY, and FS. LMPs aren't too far behind.
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06-25-19, 16:23
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Member #6838
06-27-19, 12:56
Could someone please tell me it PM me a AMP that has a good menu?
On a whim I tried out amazing massage on Louisiana and Wayzata in SLP again.
Tldr: Will not repeat.
70 for an hour and I think she was on the phone texting for a few minutes at the beginning. It was weird because she put her elbows into my back and just froze there for a few. Then I heard her put her phone away. She did the kneeling thing which usually I like but she took a phone call while kneeling on my rib cage and had the volume up so loud I could hear the dude on the other line. Really need to learn mandarin so I know when they are talking about me. I damn near threw her off me because it was hard to breathe. Not a great start but massage for mostly better after that. Right up until the end when after the flip she smiled and said "hi" to me while rubbing my stomach right above the towel and I figured it was on so moved the towel off and she promptly said "sorry no, massage only". Fucking weird.
I know it was stupid to think I'd have better luck, not my first time at this joint and when they reopened several posts on this board said no extras, but for some reason I tried again. Last time though.
Locals are worse than agencies it seems. I now just use XOC, City Girls, Touring Girls, and for those that want a pretty companion but YMMV there is OlitaEscort. OE seems to only be concerned about if you are caucasian. I guess the Russians aren't into to ebony.
I completely agree with one of the previous postings. The verification process for escorts these days has become such an overblown, time coming consuming dilemma / privacy invading process it takes most of the fun out of it!! Obviously, there are other risks involved. Unless the escort is a 9 or 10 I don't even bother. I lucked out and banged a hot young 25 year old Asian escort just by calling a site the other month. But 90% of the time you'll be asked to show 3 forms of I'd, 3 references, etc etc etc. Ridiculous!
Which leaves us back to AMPs. Personally, I would really like to see more Korean and Latina MPs come into the Twin Cities and suburbs. At lease the KMPs are much more prone to providing BJs, DATY, and FS. LMPs aren't too far behind.
It was in Coon Rapids (now closed). In 2016 there was a massage therapist named Summer. She loved getting "D". The one there who actually had a license for the place was pretty and had nice D size tits but was always cold to me even though she couldn't resist me sucking on her tits and a HE for a tip. The place is now closed due to local advocacy groups perving over RM reviews and reporting to authorities. Screw them all.
Some advice for you all: if you find a place (I have one) don't share it publicly especially on RM. Trade with someone privately so they don't get shut down.
On a whim I tried out amazing massage on Louisiana and Wayzata in SLP again.
Tldr: Will not repeat.
70 for an hour and I think she was on the phone texting for a few minutes at the beginning. It was weird because she put her elbows into my back and just froze there for a few. Then I heard her put her phone away. She did the kneeling thing which usually I like but she took a phone call while kneeling on my rib cage and had the volume up so loud I could hear the dude on the other line. Really need to learn mandarin so I know when they are talking about me. I damn near threw her off me because it was hard to breathe. Not a great start but massage for mostly better after that. Right up until the end when after the flip she smiled and said "hi" to me while rubbing my stomach right above the towel and I figured it was on so moved the towel off and she promptly said "sorry no, massage only". Fucking weird.
I know it was stupid to think I'd have better luck, not my first time at this joint and when they reopened several posts on this board said no extras, but for some reason I tried again. Last time though.
ZaberTooth
07-02-19, 01:38
Spent an hour at Thai MG. Honestly it was the best legit massage I've ever had. It was the middle of the day on the weekend and I'm not the type to push anything, but at the end of the session I left wanting more. Despite that, I will repeat if only for the massage, it was absolutely great.
ZaberTooth
07-03-19, 17:49
My friend went to SLP by Biffs recently. Middle of the day, middle of the week. Opted for table shower. Massage was okay, nothing to write home about. Friend said she rubbed his ass quite a it so he felt HE was a sure thing. Instead, no flip, she just said "okay finished" and left. I'm guessing there could be a flip on later visits, but time of day may have had the staff on edge.
No extras and was an unattractive middle aged asian woman. You would have better luck at Biffs buying a single lady some drinks there.
My friend went to SLP by Biffs recently. Middle of the day, middle of the week. Opted for table shower. Massage was okay, nothing to write home about. Friend said she rubbed his ass quite a it so he felt HE was a sure thing. Instead, no flip, she just said "okay finished" and left. I'm guessing there could be a flip on later visits, but time of day may have had the staff on edge.
LastsLonger
07-09-19, 23:56
Hoping to get some responses. 👀.
DirkDiggler123
07-10-19, 18:56
AMPs East Metro, shoot me a PM.
ILuvAsianBabes
07-10-19, 19:24
All but six months ago there were 4 or 5 quality AMPs in EP known to give some decent, or at the very least, L1 services. Some of the gals were even young in their 20's and attractive. Sadly, I believe this once thriving area is now down to 1 or2 AMPs which are known to offer basically nothing as far as extras are concerned and most of the women are old and not sexy. How sad to see this happen so quickly and also a reflection of the current state of AMPs in MN-which was never impressive to begin with. If some of these places had at least offered L2 services I have a feeling business would have been much more steady. Still, this was one of my fav areas to go have some fun at when I got the chance. Now it appears I'll have to put on a lot more miles to find similar spots which are mostly hit or miss anyhow. But even those might be prone to shutting down too. Ahh this makes me so mad. I wouldn't be surprised if one day most AMPs in MN are gone and clearly that would be day I'm packing my bags for much better state or country for that matter.
JamesAndrews
07-12-19, 10:17
All but six months ago there were 4 or 5 quality AMPs in EP known to give some decent, or at the very least, L1 services. Some of the gals were even young in their 20's and attractive. Sadly, I believe this once thriving area is now down to 1 or2 AMPs which are known to offer basically nothing as far as extras are concerned and most of the women are old and not sexy. How sad to see this happen so quickly and also a reflection of the current state of AMPs in MN-which was never impressive to begin with. If some of these places had at least offered L2 services I have a feeling business would have been much more steady. Still, this was one of my fav areas to go have some fun at when I got the chance. Now it appears I'll have to put on a lot more miles to find similar spots which are mostly hit or miss anyhow. But even those might be prone to shutting down too. Ahh this makes me so mad. I wouldn't be surprised if one day most AMPs in MN are gone and clearly that would be day I'm packing my bags for much better state or country for that matter.We had 3 AMPs shut down in st cloud since March and another one a year ago, so that eliminates any action there. I think the so called police task forces are going after the AMPs statewide. I know they had a bust in tc last week and was wondering if that's your AMPs.
ILuvAsianBabes
07-13-19, 13:03
We had 3 AMPs shut down in st cloud since March and another one a year ago, so that eliminates any action there. I think the so called police task forces are going after the AMPs statewide. I know they had a bust in tc last week and was wondering if that's your AMPs.No I don't think they were shut down but one owner told me business slow is about all. Very sad considering at least 2 of these spots had some pretty sexy ladies in their 20's and early 30's. A few were only DIY though but some others gave great HJs.
DeepInGreek
07-13-19, 13:34
Spent an hour at Thai MG. Honestly it was the best legit massage I've ever had. It was the middle of the day on the weekend and I'm not the type to push anything, but at the end of the session I left wanting more. Despite that, I will repeat if only for the massage, it was absolutely great.It's been a long while since I was there but it was DIY the last time I went.
Ventured through St. Michael and gave this joint a shot.
Uninspired to say the least.
6 for the hour and. 4 tip because I'm nicer than I should be.
The massage was all kinds of "meh". Not therapeutic really. No shiatsu or acupressure like you normally hope to get with Asian massage but also not much muscle work you still get with Swedish. Just sort of nothing? Draping seems optional.
Flip / end was no-fuss but not sensual at all. Rushed and no love for the boys.
After finished two things that made it a lock I wouldn't return.
First, I was just getting dressed and she came in and left the door open with lights on. Nothing like being nekid in full view of the front door!
Second, I had to take the dirty tissues with me. While I appreciate my dna not sitting in a dumpster out back, don't they have a toilet to flush it down FFS? So yeah, walked out with skeet soaked rags in my pocket.
Only positive was the not very attractive masseuse at least had a nice body and didn't flinch when I took liberties. Not enough to lure me back though.
Bonus item, pretty sure while I was getting dressed she took the towel I wiped my nether regions off with and folded it up and put back on the table. Gross.
MinnesotaIsLov
07-15-19, 12:30
Does anyone know what happened to the girls working at zenology massage Eden Prairie? When these places close it's so difficult to find the girls again. Where are you guys looking for new opened massage parlors? I'm hoping they opened one nearby.
ILuvAsianBabes
07-15-19, 14:33
Does anyone know what happened to the girls working at zenology massage Eden Prairie? When these places close it's so difficult to find the girls again. Where are you guys looking for new opened massage parlors? I'm hoping they opened one nearby.Good question. Problem is some of the gals barely spoke English and was hard to communicate. BTW I too loved Zeneology since most of the ladies were young, fit, and pretty. Same with Oasis until they too closed shop. However, I didn't much appreciate having to DIY most of the time. Made me feel as if I had some type of disease even though I'm clean and healthy and not some dude who looks like a crack head drug addict. But since some of these ladies were pretty sexy, I accepted it. Had they been old and ugly I would have declined the massage to begin with. I'm in my early 40's, work out at the gym, stay healthy looking and fit; so I feel I have the right not to want to be massaged by some old or unattractive Asian woman. After all, we're paying customers.
There was also once a very pretty young gal in Plymouth named Amy who I would love to know if she is still working at any AMP these days. Boy was she hot and gave such great HJs, and a nice little tight ass!
ZaberTooth
07-15-19, 18:27
My friend told me that he went to Yi Li in WBL a while back. Opted for 30 m with TS for. 6 and had a solid massage from a decent looking masseuse. In the flip, got an HE with no questions asked. He said it will be a likely repeat if he ever finds himself on that side of town.
DeepInGreek
07-17-19, 11:28
Ventured through St. Michael and gave this joint a shot.
Uninspired to say the least.
6 for the hour and. 4 tip because I'm nicer than I should be.
The massage was all kinds of meh. Not therapeutic really. No shiatsu or acupressure like you normally hope to get with Asian massage but also not much muscle work you still get with Swedish. Just sort of nothing? Draping seems optional.
Flip / end was no-fuss but not sensual at all. Rushed and no love for the boys.
After finished two things that made it a lock I wouldn't return.
First, I was just getting dressed and she came in and left the door open with lights on. Nothing like being nekid in full view of the front door!
Second, I had to take the dirty tissues with me. While I appreciate my dna not sitting in a dumpster out back, don't they have a toilet to flush it down FFS? So yeah, walked out with skeet soaked rags in my pocket.
Only positive was the not very attractive masseuse at least had a nice body and didn't flinch when I took liberties. Not enough to lure me back though.
Bonus item, pretty sure while I was getting dressed she took the towel I wiped my nether regions off with and folded it up and put back on the table. Gross.Yeah I had the same situation over the weekend. The other lady does a really good massage and better overall experience. I forgot her name so, maybe try again during the week?
ILuvAsianBabes
07-17-19, 16:48
Took a massage at Hong Kong Spa in Plymouth near Golden Valley border. Great therapeutic massage by somewhat decent looking 30's. But she had pretty big boobs for Asian lady!! I really enjoyed when she rubbed those up against my neck, back, and chest. No HE but got the feeling she needed to see me more than once for that to possibly go down. Didn't get her name. Also saw two other women in there; once kinda attractive but probably pushing early 50's and just too old for me. Another lady I'd pass on each time-no thanks to that. Not bad place to go but clearly cautious about providing extras.
MinnesotaIsLov
07-18-19, 10:11
Wait. Oasis therapy massage in Eden Prairie is closed now? When did that happen? I don't think there are any more AMPs in Eden Prairie anymore? This sucks.
Good question. Problem is some of the gals barely spoke English and was hard to communicate. BTW I too loved Zeneology since most of the ladies were young, fit, and pretty. Same with Oasis until they too closed shop. However, I didn't much appreciate having to DIY most of the time. Made me feel as if I had some type of disease even though I'm clean and healthy and not some dude who looks like a crack head drug addict. But since some of these ladies were pretty sexy, I accepted it. Had they been old and ugly I would have declined the massage to begin with. I'm in my early 40's, work out at the gym, stay healthy looking and fit; so I feel I have the right not to want to be massaged by some old or unattractive Asian woman. After all, we're paying customers.
There was also once a very pretty young gal in Plymouth named Amy who I would love to know if she is still working at any AMP these days. Boy was she hot and gave such great HJs, and a nice little tight ass!
ILuvAsianBabes
07-19-19, 12:01
Wait. Oasis therapy massage in Eden Prairie is closed now? When did that happen? I don't think there are any more AMPs in Eden Prairie anymore? This sucks.I think they closed shop a few weeks ago. This spot was a personal ATF of mine and also had one of my ATFs working here. But I hated having to DIY so much. But one of the gals briefly or accidentally stroked my cock once after DIY which was pleasant to say the least considering how cute and hot she was. Very young though I'd say 24 at least. Also had a few good prostate massages in there. Such a shame they and Zeneology shut down. I tried getting one of the chicks number at Zeneology but she wasn't having any of it LOL. Hoping a few AMPs come back to this location soon.
The idea of a HE in a strip mall massage parlor is pretty much gone. Cops see the RM reviews and shut it down. Unfortunately for Robert Kraft, et Al they had a self loathing sherrif in FL that wanted action but hated others getting it so he went to an extreme length to bust guys getting their balls touched. Haha.
It would be better for them to offer massages at apartments or outcall instead of the public strip mall concept. Much harder to get busted then.
Anything Cool
07-23-19, 19:00
Herb Spa is IGH was busted last Friday.
There is a story in the Pioneer Press.
The story mentions that as part of the "investigation" 2 men were pulled over as they were leaving the spa. Both men admitted to receiving extras. I am not sure what kind of pressure tactics they used when you are pulled over, but how hard is it to remember the phrase "Only massage officer'?
Herb Spa is IGH was busted last Friday.
There is a story in the Pioneer Press.
The story mentions that as part of the investigation"2 men were pulled over as they were leaving the spa. Both men admitted to receiving extras. I am not sure what kind of pressure tactics they used when you are pulled over, but how hard is it to remember the phrase "Only massage officer'?This.
General rule of thumb whether it be extras at a parlor or whether or not you were speeding, you never ever ever admit guilt and you leave the burden or proof on them. You don't have to lie. You simply don't need to answer.
News stories I read was they are charging with human trafficking. You suppose that's true or is that just their way of making a perfectly fine sex worker sound worse than she was? I was planning on hitting this joint up but never made it out so I have no idea.
SpectrumOfHulk
07-24-19, 00:42
Herb Spa is IGH was busted last Friday.
There is a story in the Pioneer Press.
The story mentions that as part of the investigation 2 men were pulled over as they were leaving the spa. Both men admitted to receiving extras. I am not sure what kind of pressure tactics they used when you are pulled over, but how hard is it to remember the phrase Only massage officer'?I am surprised that place didn't get hit long ago, had a good run, the gal I saw there the most was losing her enthusiasm for it though. No joy at all with what she did. I think she worked herself way too much.
ILuvAsianBabes
07-24-19, 12:38
My questions are: how do they lawfully choose random dudes to pull over after leaving the spa without a shred of evidence and ask them if they got extras? They could have been getting legit massages in there after all as I've had at many AMPs before. And why the hell would those guys outright confess to begin with?
OnlyMe1234
07-24-19, 17:29
It would be better for them to offer massages at apartments or outcall instead of the public strip mall concept. Much harder to get busted then.That is already happening by independent providers and agencies. It's more difficult to find them, few places for them to advertise, and if you do find them they often require you provide some type of verification. Email / text your I'd (I won't do that), provide a Linkdin profile (I don't have) or a provider reference (the only way I do it). Of course, they charge more than the AMPs do. Another downside is that sometimes several will share the same apartment so you end up with a very steady flow of guys going in and out. Neighbors are eventually going to figure it out. I googled the address of one place and the apartment number came up in the search. Not sure why someone would include that in their search but enough people had that Google auto filled it in. They moved to a different apartment shortly after that.
Hey,
I'm new to the site but not to the hobby, it's cool to see some activity here. I like AMPs like many of us do and am looking for any tips. It does seem tough out there.
Thanks.
Has anybody had any success at the current place in SLP off of Wayzata? For just a massage, it's great, but I've only heard vanilla things about the place. Message me if you have had a different experience!
HoosierDaddy11
07-26-19, 01:03
My go to spot is gone.
This.
General rule of thumb whether it be extras at a parlor or whether or not you were speeding, you never ever ever admit guilt and you leave the burden or proof on them. You don't have to lie. You simply don't need to answer.
News stories I read was they are charging with human trafficking. You suppose that's true or is that just their way of making a perfectly fine sex worker sound worse than she was? I was planning on hitting this joint up but never made it out so I have no idea.
Visiting Minneapolis for weekend, any nice and good Asian providers around? Thanks. Promise review after.
ILuvAsianBabes
07-27-19, 11:04
Has anybody had any success at the current place in SLP off of Wayzata? For just a massage, it's great, but I've only heard vanilla things about the place. Message me if you have had a different experience!Yesterday I thought I'd give AM in SLP a shot but came away quite disappointed. Quality massage no extras. Gave all the signals and stopped short of asking straight up for HE because I didn't like the vibe I was getting from my therapist. The women (saw 2 or 3 in there) were unimpressive in the looks category. Average at best. Not worth a repeat unless some hot women start working there which I doubt will ever happen. I also have always hated SLP area. Not ghetto but getting close.
MinnesotaIsLov
07-27-19, 19:02
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Seriously? You literally described all of the evidence gathering the police did through real police work like surveillance but you labeled the post "another spa done in by customer reviews"
Customer reviews are hearsay, let me say that again, hearsay. What that means is cops cannot use customer reviews as evidence which also means they cannot use them to lead to evidence because then it's fruit of the poisonous tree.
You LITERALLY described the actual police work they did in order to show probable cause in order to obtain the warrants which got them the evidence from the establishment to use in prosecuting the owner.
Why is it that the assholes who put up the "customer reviews close another spa" posts are always the assholes who hardly ever post anything. In your case once every two months.
Time for you to go
A2
My personal experience.
In Blaine I went to a parlor and when I walked in there were attractive asians but what stood out to me was that there were cameras in the lobvy and cameras above the rooms where massages were performed. The rooms didn't have walls that went all the way to the ceiling and cameras were positioned very close to the rooms. I asked for a massage but after seeing the surveillance when she said wait in a room for 10 minutes I pretended like I heard her say come back in 10. As I was walking out I could hear her swear in English! Ha ha I'm not getting the Kraft treatment that's my policy.
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ZaberTooth
07-28-19, 20:38
My personal experience.
In Blaine I went to a parlor and when I walked in there were attractive asians but what stood out to me was that there were cameras in the lobvy and cameras above the rooms where massages were performed. The rooms didn't have walls that went all the way to the ceiling and cameras were positioned very close to the rooms. I asked for a massage but after seeing the surveillance when she said wait in a room for 10 minutes I pretended like I heard her say come back in 10. As I was walking out I could hear her swear in English! Ha ha I'm not getting the Kraft treatment that's my policy.
I understand the suspicion but my friend told me that he's been there and had good luck. No Kraft experience. That being said you should always trust your gut, and given recent events I think it's good to be extra careful.
HoosierDaddy11
07-30-19, 02:11
Recently had a little success at a AMP in the south metro. There are a few spots in this area which I have visited and all seem to he legit. Massage was average and I thought I was TOFTT. Upon flip (covered) some teasing. Finished with standard tip, massage was average but she tried hard, and rhe effort was there, looks were slightly below. Gave me a $10 off coupon when I left. May visit again, unfortunately the best spot imo was recently closed.
I checked out JF in Plymouth. About the same level of service that Spanut provided. Interesting location that can be found via google search. Was told that the old ph# they had at spanut will be disconnected soon so be sure to use the new number if calling ahead. . 7 for an hour on normal massage table. I was ushered to an extra room to wait while the schmuck ahead of me got dressed and the room cleaned and there was a futon in that room. I wasn't given a choice but honestly I prefer table anyhow for this type of service. Girls I saw were above average in looks and my masseuse spoke English very well and was friendly. Massage was sensual. Not mind blowing and didn't work out any knots but was still nice.
I'd probably repeat.
LastsLonger
08-03-19, 00:02
I checked out JF in Plymouth. About the same level of service that Spanut provided. Interesting location that can be found via google search. Was told that the old ph# they had at spanut will be disconnected soon so be sure to use the new number if calling ahead. . 7 for an hour on normal massage table. I was ushered to an extra room to wait while the schmuck ahead of me got dressed and the room cleaned and there was a futon in that room. I wasn't given a choice but honestly I prefer table anyhow for this type of service. Girls I saw were above average in looks and my masseuse spoke English very well and was friendly. Massage was sensual. Not mind blowing and didn't work out any knots but was still nice.
I'd probably repeat.Solid, look forward to trying out.
ILuvAsianBabes
08-04-19, 11:37
Tried a few spots out in Burnsville recently. New Day massage was okay. Attractive woman probably late or mid 30's. Not the best massage and only DIY. Wanted HJ and asked but she wouldn't budge. Maybe another guy might have better luck with that who knows. I doubt I'd repeat though. Couple days later I made it over to Kings Spa. Was disappointed that one of my ATFs no longer works here. Walked in an saw average to below average looking Chinese / Asian gals 30's or 40's. Took a massage anyhow since I needed one and walked out with HE. Tipped my standard $40 for it. I've had better HJs by much prettier gals but sometimes you just got to take what you can get. Not sure if I'd repeat or not. Also stopped by Impression Spa Apple Valley but a sign said they were on vacation for a few weeks.
TheComedian1
08-05-19, 14:18
Hello all. My apologies for posting ISO as a brand new member but this site is not used where I live. I will be visiting the cities next week (staying in uptown) and looking for some Asian providers. Interested in everything from BR with HE to FS with Asian girls 20-40. MP or independents are best. I have been to Ban Sabai on W Lake a few times years ago and had everything from great experiences to horrible experiences. I truly appreciate any help the community is willing to give and I will provide full reviews post trip.
TimWatley1973
08-08-19, 11:57
Anyone have any info on this one. Says her name is LinLin and she lost her "contacts".
http://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/pure-massage-only/802030852865
She sent this photo saying it’s her real photo.
Anyone have any info on this one. Says her name is LinLin and she lost her "contacts".
http://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/pure-massage-only/802030852865
She sent this photo saying its her real photo.I can't verify if that's the same number, but there is a girl named Lin I've been with and that is her real picture. She was very good. I saw her by White Bear Lake / St. Paul area in a townhome style apartment.
Arisvangua
08-10-19, 16:50
Anyone have any info on this one. Says her name is LinLin and she lost her "contacts".
http://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/pure-massage-only/802030852865
She sent this photo saying its her real photo.Sounds like the usual bait and switch brother. I'm not sure myself about her.
4088 Lakeland ave Robbinsdale.
Afternoon walk-in. $60 for an hr. Massage rooms to the left side seperated by dividers and chairs to the right for foot massage. There were 2 girls there and of course I get the ugly one. I opted for the hard massage, I laid down and they have a timer, and I was towel-draped the entire time. The massage was pretty good. They even have handles on top for back-walking. Hot stones were used at halftime and hot towels towards the end. On the flip, more of the same. No teasing, no HJ, nothing. On the way out, I was surprised by a small asian man who collected the payment and tip ($10). I would go back for massage only to my disappointment because I was really backed up after a long work week.
So I took another one for the team. All of you who don't post reviews and are nothing but leeches here, I wish you nothing but the worst, for wasting all of our time here for your non-contributions.
AsiaPhileJake1
08-11-19, 06:59
I can't verify if that's the same number, but there is a girl named Lin I've been with and that is her real picture. She was very good. I saw her by White Bear Lake / St. Paul area in a townhome style apartment.I had such luxury for a short time in my neck of the woods. The last time I was in contact with a specific girl she was available in this area. I'm wondering if it's the same townhouse. Beautiful and delicious! A delicacy for sure. It's been difficult to find anything up to par in my area again.
ILuvAsianBabes
08-11-19, 11:17
So I stopped in at a couple of spots recently in Eagan. First up was the new Oasis massage where they moved to from Eden Prairie. Same women I believe or maybe a new girl I saw. Not sure. Two were a bit chunky and not so good looking and older. The third one slender, young, and pretty but never gave me a very good massage at EP. The new place, unlike other AMP's, had a very comfortable futon which I really liked! But other than that a pretty dark and dingy parlor. Since I believe they recognized me from EP my massage lady was quick to bring out the lotion and start right up with the HJ. High quality HJ as usual. Paid $40 and out I went. But I couldn't help but thinking: my theory is that most Chinese AMPs these days are mostly filled with old and plain / ugly Chinese females and that these are nothing more than "Chinese leftovers". And the pretty ones I have come to learn seem like they have mental problems or huge debt which is why they are apparently working in an AMP. Point is, I don't know about you guys but I'm getting fed up with not seeing more young and hotter women at AMPs! I heard Korean and Viet parlors have a lot more younger and pretty ladies but of course MN has almost zero number of these MPs. Pathetic! And I can't wait to travel to Asia.
So I'm not always stuck with these old hag leftovers!!
Lastly I stopped by Heavenly on Nicols Rd and no extras not a hint. Cute gal and quality massage.
Deutsche205
08-13-19, 08:43
Sadly, it appears the Oasis in Ramsey has also closed. Been by twice in the last month, and no sign of activity. If anyone knows differently, please correct me. Was your stereotype, with dark, dirty rooms, but very good hands by the ladies that made the occasional drive worth it.
Deutsche205
08-13-19, 08:52
Wondering if there are any, or good sites to find any, places that are a bit more off the radar. I assume they must get word out somehow and simply using Google maps may not always show them. Hoping to try some new spots, if possible.
Appreciate any PMs on this one. Thank you.
Any recs for Duluth area. Prefer walk-in AMPs with large menu. Escorts ok if we'll verify and review.
Stay safe.
ILuvAsianBabes
08-27-19, 16:18
Two new spots to share info on: Indigo Massage and Therapeutic Oriental Massage in Blaine. Came out very happy at both AMPs. Some of the women were pretty sexy even. Noticed cameras almost directly above massage tables in the first parlor. I'd advise caution because of that but let's face itmost these parlors probably have hidden video cams somewhere in most of the rooms to begin with. It comes with the territory. Great HJs at both. Even got one lady to take off her yoga pants. Nice tight ass she had!
Lastly I hit up a spot in Robbinsdale but noticed a dude working at the counter on Sunday he said he was only person working except for another chick who was busy. He said, "I massage good. I said,are you fucking joking? And proceeded to walk out.
I noticed there's been ads for a parlor at the location of zenology with the same ph number being posted on rubratings.
I wonder if they set it up to auto publish each day or something and forgot to shut it off.
The endings were always just shy of what I wanted but they massaged well and their therapists were usually nice looking. I'd settle for DIY if the massage was good to great.
Deutsche205
08-29-19, 11:47
Opted to give Amazing Massage another try and ultimately just TOFFT. Good massage, but the environment is even more sterile then before. All wearing uniforms and very legit at every step. If you are looking for more, still no sign of it here.
Two new spots to share info on: Indigo Massage and Therapeutic Oriental Massage in Blaine. Came out very happy at both AMPs. Some of the women were pretty sexy even. Noticed cameras almost directly above massage tables in the first parlor. I'd advise caution because of that but let's face itmost these parlors probably have hidden video cams somewhere in most of the rooms to begin with. It comes with the territory. Great HJs at both. Even got one lady to take off her yoga pants. Nice tight ass she had!
Lastly I hit up a spot in Robbinsdale but noticed a dude working at the counter on Sunday he said he was only person working except for another chick who was busy. He said, "I massage good. I said,are you fucking joking? And proceeded to walk out.Thanks for actual review. I will have to travel to Blaine this weekend. I'm pretty sure I reviewed the Robbinsdale AMP you went to. PM me if you want to trade info on non-AMP's. I saw your escort reviews. Thanks.
ILuvAsianBabes
08-30-19, 20:49
Thanks for actual review. I will have to travel to Blaine this weekend. I'm pretty sure I reviewed the Robbinsdale AMP you went to. PM me if you want to trade info on non-AMP's. I saw your escort reviews. Thanks.Sure no problem!
EasyGoing1974
08-31-19, 18:48
Yesterday I thought I'd give AM in SLP a shot but came away quite disappointed. Quality massage no extras. Gave all the signals and stopped short of asking straight up for HE because I didn't like the vibe I was getting from my therapist. The women (saw 2 or 3 in there) were unimpressive in the looks category. Average at best. Not worth a repeat unless some hot women start working there which I doubt will ever happen. I also have always hated SLP area. Not ghetto but getting close.Went there about 6 months ago. Got a provider I've had before and gotten an HE from. This time only DIY with some playing with her tits. She indicated that they don't do the HE anymore.
OnlyMe1234
09-02-19, 12:21
I noticed there's been ads for a parlor at the location of zenology with the same ph number being posted on rubratings.
I wonder if they set it up to auto publish each day or something and forgot to shut it off.I've seen that several times on there. I wrote reviews on two of them (one in Burnsville and one in Fridley) stating the places were closed and the ads stopped. Not sure if they forgot to shut off auto publish like you said or if Rubratings is running them to make it appear that they have more advertisers than they actually do. It had been close to a year since they had closed and ads started to appear, which has me thinking it might be Rubratings placing the ads.
OnlyMe1234
09-02-19, 12:32
Stopped by Harmony Massage in Shoreview recently. It didn't appear like a place that gave extras but it had a lot of reviews on RM so I thought maybe they did. Not currently a premium member on RM so I wasn't able to actually read the reviews but thought with that many people going there something good might be happening. The girl I had said she was new, so maybe I just had the wrong provider. If anyone has had better luck there, please PM me with the name of whom I should request. One positive, it actually was a good massage.
Not that that wasn't helpful info but it wasn't the main reason I came here. After I left there, I had to run out to Oakdale and decided to drive by Comforting Hands in Maplewood just to see for myself that they had closed down. They had but there might be some good news there. A sign on the door said "Coming Soon. " Since this was the first time I had been there since it closed, hadn't been there when they were open since end of March, I'm not sure how long that sign has been there and what exactly the new place is going to be like or if it will actually ever open. If anyone lives in that area or travels through there, it would be greatly appreciated if you could keep us informed if another AMP opens up there. I will do the same but I am rarely over in that area.
ILuvAsianBabes
09-02-19, 14:15
Went there about 6 months ago. Got a provider I've had before and gotten an HE from. This time only DIY with some playing with her tits. She indicated that they don't do the HE anymore.That sucks to hear though not surprising. Sounds like it'd be better to visit massage envy and jacking off at home than going there again.
HoosierDaddy11
09-13-19, 00:39
Hey fellas, I stopped by the old Comforting Hands location and they had a new sign up. Name was changed to Fantastic Massage. I went in just to scope the talent and saw a slim middle aged woman. I asked if they were new and she said no LOL. So take that for what its worth. Didn't have time to test the waters but will go back tomorrow.
P.S. I've been looking for a safe Independent provider that won't break my wallet. Please PM and I will return the favor.
So I stopped in at a couple of spots recently in Eagan. First up was the new Oasis massage where they moved to from Eden Prairie. Same women I believe or maybe a new girl I saw. Not sure. Two were a bit chunky and not so good looking and older. The third one slender, young, and pretty but never gave me a very good massage at EP. The new place, unlike other AMP's, had a very comfortable futon which I really liked! But other than that a pretty dark and dingy parlor. Since I believe they recognized me from EP my massage lady was quick to bring out the lotion and start right up with the HJ. High quality HJ as usual. Paid $40 and out I went. Well, I tried there yesterday. Called ahead, got there. Younger girl, very formal, not a tickle. I tried talking about the EP place. She confirmed this was the same joint as my favorite now closed spa, but she said my favorite older gal from EP wasn't there. I wasn't impressed, unless someone can confirm the lady who was always at the EP joint is there and let me new new alias, I don't think I'll go back.
I guess I'll stick to Plymouth where I've had much better luck, even if you can't get a futon.
I was wondering if anyone has tried the place down the road on Cliff and 13 lately? It looks like it has potential. The other place I've been meaning to try is way up on Vicksburg lane in Plymouth.
Good luck everyone.
Does anyone know if Wellness massage in Eagan is legit? I went there recently and got a decent massage from a young and incredibly sexy lady. Anyone been there?
Well, I tried there yesterday. Called ahead, got there. Younger girl, very formal, not a tickle. I tried talking about the EP place. She confirmed this was the same joint as my favorite now closed spa, but she said my favorite older gal from EP wasn't there. I wasn't impressed, unless someone can confirm the lady who was always at the EP joint is there and let me new new alias, I don't think I'll go back.
I guess I'll stick to Plymouth where I've had much better luck, even if you can't get a futon.
I was wondering if anyone has tried the place down the road on Cliff and 13 lately? It looks like it has potential. The other place I've been meaning to try is way up on Vicksburg lane in Plymouth.
Good luck everyone.What is the place you like in Plymouth. I'm looking for a new place.
OnlyMe1234
09-15-19, 12:04
I guess I'll stick to Plymouth where I've had much better luck, even if you can't get a futon.
I was wondering if anyone has tried the place down the road on Cliff and 13 lately? It looks like it has potential.
A couple of questions for you. First, which place are you talking about in Plymouth? If you are talking about JF, which has been mentioned on here recently, they do have a futon. If you are referring to another place, I wouldn't know as JF is the only place I've been to in Plymouth.
I'm guessing my answer is going to be no since I haven't been to any place in that area recently but which place are you referring to in Burnsville. There are at least 4 places, used to be 6, within a half mile of Cliff and 13.
OnlyMe1234
09-15-19, 12:07
Hey fellas, I stopped by the old Comforting Hands location and they had a new sign up. Name was changed to Fantastic Massage. I went in just to scope the talent and saw a slim middle aged woman. I asked if they were new and she said no LOL. So take that for what its worth. Didn't have time to test the waters but will go back tomorrow.
Thanks for the heads up.
JamesAndrews
09-15-19, 15:34
Had appointment with Reina aka Jasmine aka Gabrielle dlc nuns, she does only VIP massages says considering escorting. She changed our appointment 3 times from Friday to Sunday. Also quite paranoid about new customers.
I'm guessing my answer is going to be no since I haven't been to any place in that area recently but which place are you referring to in Burnsville. There are at least 4 places, used to be 6, within a half mile of Cliff and 13.The place in Burnsville was next to the Racks Bar, I think it's called Lotus Massage? (As is usually, the sign just says 'Massage'.
OnlyMe1234
09-16-19, 19:40
The place in Burnsville was next to the Racks Bar, I think it's called Lotus Massage? (As is usually, the sign just says 'Massage'.Was there a couple of years ago. Unless things have changed, which I highly doubt, its DIY at best. Feel free to check it out but I wouldn't recommend it. I have thought about trying out Eden Spa but haven't gotten around to it. It was listed as non erotic on RM when it was Burnsville Bodyworks, which it says is closed.
HoosierDaddy11
09-17-19, 12:28
Thanks for the heads up.Stopped by Fantastic Massage on Friday and ended up TOFTT. The provider I had was also at the front desk which sucked because they were busy that day. Massage was OK nothing special. Probably could of gotten the old Comforting Hands treatment if I had another provider. May try again if I'm desperate.
However did have success in the North Metro. Pm me for details. Also can someone please PM me about some independent providers, I have not tried one before amd want to be safe.
Was there a couple of years ago. Unless things have changed, which I highly doubt, its DIY at best. Feel free to check it out but I wouldn't recommend it. I have thought about trying out Eden Spa but haven't gotten around to it. It was listed as non erotic on RM when it was Burnsville Bodyworks, which it says is closed.Thanks for the heads up. Is RM even remotely reliable? I don't have a subscription, but cripes the newest reviews lately are always Spanut, which has been closed since last winter. How the heck do these places stay open with crappy massages and no extras? I can't see them getting any repeat business, unless it takes a lot of return visits to get any action? I mean I'm not going back to places that always give out a 2 finger tug because it isn't any fun!
Was there a couple of years ago. Unless things have changed, which I highly doubt, its DIY at best. Feel free to check it out but I wouldn't recommend it. I have thought about trying out Eden Spa but haven't gotten around to it. It was listed as non erotic on RM when it was Burnsville Bodyworks, which it says is closed.Under new name and did not get he my only visit there.
Seems legit.
Used to get he when it was lotus 90% of the time.
If you don't think LEO reads these type of web sites, KARE 11 notes that police had seen reports of the massage parlor on a web site (no mention of which one): "Additionally, police found a website that had customer reviews of Herb Spa that mentioned the illicit services they had received. ".
https://www.kare11.com/article/news/crime/massage-parlor-owner-pleads-guilty-to-trafficking-women/89-13b4a0e1-8f55-4295-8533-eadb27d77d43
NB.
ILuvAsianBabes
09-22-19, 11:28
Does anyone know if Wellness massage in Eagan is legit? I went there recently and got a decent massage from a young and incredibly sexy lady. Anyone been there?Yeah she may have gone legit or so I've heard. I went there around a year ago and wow did I receive amazing service from her! Her cost for extras was a bit high end but considering how young and sexy she is it was worth it! Sucks though if she doesn't do that stuff anymore!
ColumbusMann
09-23-19, 10:42
Hi all,
Anyone here remember Bast Spa (downtown MPLS)? I had a couple amazing experiences there I would love to re-live, but I have a feeling those folks are out of the game by now. I saw Savannah 5 years ago or so, and wow.
Any intel would be so appreciated.
In the meantime, stay safe.
Yeah she may have gone legit or so I've heard. I went there around a year ago and wow did I receive amazing service from her! Her cost for extras was a bit high end but considering how young and sexy she is it was worth it! Sucks though if she doesn't do that stuff anymore!Who did you see specifically and how much did she charge you? Can you pm what you know?
If you've seen her, you know her. I've read passionate reports from all sides: Some say she's by the book, others say not, and still others say it's up to them. Any experiences / advice would be appreciated via PM. I won't give away her name to keep what may be a good thing going.
JamesAndrews
09-28-19, 21:14
Was in the area tried yi li, one gal there and she was booked up. Tried plan b asian massage aka eastern massage, old bat and only diy.
ILuvAsianBabes
10-02-19, 10:54
Just wanted to share a few experiences in these areas. Lancaster Ln AMP in Plymouth has one very ugly lady and I think two other part time attractive ladies probably late 20's or early 30's. Got a DIY from an attractive one good voluptuous body. Asked for HE but she said she in relationship so she couldn't do it. However, her massage skills were fantastic! Would definitely repeat.
Down 55, as many have read, there is also a great one and the ladies are usually always very accommodating! And happen to be more attractive than most places.
Maple Grove: Our options are Thai Massage, Arcadia Wellness, and Maple Massage. I've had HE at two of the places and DIY at one of them. All three are good options if you're a part time monger like I am. I'm not full time anymore because this habit can become as bad as any major drug addiction, always looking for the next fix (or HE, BJ, DATY, or FS). Not to mention it can get pricey!! And as mentioned before, many of the ladies are older gals far from their prime and not the most attractive. But you do run into some young and incredibly hot ones from time to time which keeps me going!
JamesAndrews
10-04-19, 10:34
Going to AMPs the massages are good and the price right. One disappointment I have the ladies are older and not that attractive just plain looking. In our reports I would like some mentioned of the attractiveness of the gals. Also if anyone has a place where there young and beautiful let me know you can pm me if you like.
OnlyMe1234
10-04-19, 20:37
Stopped by Fantastic Massage on Friday and ended up TOFTT. The provider I had was also at the front desk which sucked because they were busy that day. Massage was OK nothing special. Probably could of gotten the old Comforting Hands treatment if I had another provider. May try again if I'm desperate.I tried it the other day. I didn't have the girl that was also working the front desk but the results were the same. She told me new boss and new people and then said massage only "for now. " I took the "for now" part as a language issue and not a hint that things will be changing soon. I think she was saying massage only now as she was definitely aware of what went on there before. I could be wrong but I won't be back any time soon to find out. I don't cover myself with the towel when I get onto the table. She seemed shocked by this and quickly covered me with the towel and made sure it stayed on the whole time I was there.
The interesting / confusing part is that they seem to be busier now than they were before. I tried one day and she told me to come back in 2 hours. I couldn't do that so I went back a different day. She had to call in another lady, took her less than 15 minutes to get there, and she told someone that came in right after me to come back in an hour. Several more people came in while I was getting my massage and I heard the desk lady, who was also doing massages, take several appointments on the phone. The last time I was there when it was Comforting hands, there was several ladies there when I got there and when I left they were all still sitting there. Another time I was there, I got there a couple of hours after they opened and she said I was the first person to come in. In all the times I was there, 5 or 6, I don't think there was ever anyone else there.
ILuvAsianBabes
10-05-19, 12:20
Going to AMPs the massages are good and the price right. One disappointment I have the ladies are older and not that attractive just plain looking. In our reports I would like some mentioned of the attractiveness of the gals. Also if anyone has a place where there young and beautiful let me know you can pm me if you like.Tell me about it! I've lucked out having been with a handful of very sexy, younger Asian ladies here and there. But let's face facts-most are older and not very physically appealing. And for older men who are dealing with testosterone and ED issues this can heighten the problems. But being with a hot younger Asian can cure all. It just seems so rare unless you go the escort route. I read once the hot younger Asians are usually reserved for escort services or AMPs for Asians only in places such as California. So essentially mongers are stuck typically with the leftovers. How nice.
HI all. There are a few ads that run on AS every day and some even post local numbers. Does anybody have any experience with these places?
Tell me about it! I've lucked out having been with a handful of very sexy, younger Asian ladies here and there. But let's face facts-most are older and not very physically appealing. And for older men who are dealing with testosterone and ED issues this can heighten the problems. But being with a hot younger Asian can cure all. It just seems so rare unless you go the escort route. I read once the hot younger Asians are usually reserved for escort services or AMPs for Asians only in places such as California. So essentially mongers are stuck typically with the leftovers. How nice.It's not just for Asians but CA has great girls for good prices. 220 gets you a full hour of very GFE service. Girls are late 20's.
ILuvAsianBabes
10-08-19, 10:58
It's not just for Asians but CA has great girls for good prices. 220 gets you a full hour of very GFE service. Girls are late 20's.Sounds good to me. Late 20's or early 30's and moderately attractive I don't think is asking a whole lot. But apparently it is these days or at least in the US. Asia is much different. But there should be a house rule that every AMP with good business should have at least one young spinner mid to late 20's to choose from instead of your typical early or late 40's plain looking / ugly Asian with no body. It's a little depressing actually.
RoSteele65
10-08-19, 12:32
I posted in the General section as well. I don't think she is in an AMP. Wondering if anyone has checked her out?
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513
OnlyMe1234
10-08-19, 16:20
I posted in the General section as well. I don't think she is in an AMP. Wondering if anyone has checked her out?
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513I have not, she's not my type. Have you checked out them? She has 6 reviews on there and it says she logged in this month. Unfortunately, my premium subscription expired yesterday so I can't tell you what the reviews say.
Monger8768
10-08-19, 22:31
Hello fellow friends,
I am a young mongerer and have been TOFTT at quite a few places. I happen to find a place that all of us would be appreciative for. PM if you want any information or if you know of more. Let's try to keep the good ones quiet below radar! Also would like to know of any other places and personal body rub escorts. Be safe gentlemen.
OnlyMe1234
10-09-19, 17:18
I have not, she's not my type. Have you checked out them? She has 6 reviews on there and it says she logged in this month. Unfortunately, my premium subscription expired yesterday so I can't tell you what the reviews say.Should have said, have you checked out Erotic Monkey using the initials only but for some reason every time I try to use just the initials it changes it to "them".
AMPHunter007
10-10-19, 17:30
Hello fellow friends,
I am a young mongerer and have been TOFTT at quite a few places. I happen to find a place that all of us would be appreciative for. PM if you want any information or if you know of more. Let's try to keep the good ones quiet below radar! Also would like to know of any other places and personal body rub escorts. Be safe gentlemen.LEO alert. Do not share.
Anyone have any info on this one. Says her name is LinLin and she lost her "contacts".
http://minneapolis-st-paul.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/pure-massage-only/802030852865
She sent this photo saying its her real photo.Saw her last week, photo is close but not her. Great service and quite happy.
Giselle is a new hottie at two locations, now reviews disabled. Why might that be? Why nothing on them site? Any intel would be great.
ChrisNoit2
10-15-19, 16:44
Hey everyone, long time monger. Got out of the game and decided to give it a shot again. I used to use RM for my update parlor locations. Now it seems RM doesn't update there parlors. So can someone tell me some new massage parlors that are located in Eden Prairie or Chanhassen area? Mostly trying to stay West metro. Better yet, is there a place I can go that would let me know new ones open? Driving around doesn't work LOL.
DeepInGreek
10-20-19, 02:44
JF closed.
MinnyMassage
10-20-19, 11:18
Could this post raise more red flags?
Hello fellow friends,
I am a young mongerer and have been TOFTT at quite a few places. I happen to find a place that all of us would be appreciative for. PM if you want any information or if you know of more. Let's try to keep the good ones quiet below radar! Also would like to know of any other places and personal body rub escorts. Be safe gentlemen.
MinnyMassage
10-20-19, 11:19
They told me they were moving again.
JF closed.
ILuvAsianBabes
10-20-19, 15:31
They told me they were moving again.I think they're moving. Anyhow, anyone been to Tigercave in Eden Prairie? They are not open that late which I don't like but thinking of trying them out to see if they have any younger hot ladies for a change compared to most other places around town! Not getting hopes up but who knows I think it's worth a try.
YllwFvr656
10-25-19, 08:43
Went to two separate places in the past month and had mixed experiences. The first is on the north end close by 6x4 with a decent looking gal. Started regular session then to he. Heavier not bad looking maybe in 30's. The second was on the south end. Got a older 20's gal, maybe early 30's, and great backrub. The first time it was mechanical nothing special and she was sure to mind her space. The second time was way better massage with close contact but ended with ss. Although I think they were willing.
Tried Jins. Older, chubby lady, strict drape enforcer. Not a great message either. Left not happy.
Previously tried Oasis. Cece, younger, which I know is a big deal for some people. Also strict on the towel and not even a good massage.
I'm about ready to give up on Burnsvill. I mean there are 3 AMPs on the corner of Cliff and 13 alone. Such terrible service, how can they even stay in business?
And with JF closed and my reliable provider gone at HK, I'm really bummed.
Anyone know where they are moving to and if they are open again? PM if you'd rather. I've taken a couple months off and think I'm due for some therapy.
The place in Burnsville on Travelers Trail seems to be a one lady shop now and it's been really hit or miss if she's even open any given day. I think it was closed for a couple weeks a while ago. Used to have 2-3 ladies working at a time and the pre-flip massage was great but not as good lately so I wonder how long they'll be open?
Anyhow, I liked JF and wouldn't mind tracking those ladies down.
John The Lover
11-04-19, 23:56
Adventure name: Comfort Massage.
Phone: XXX 710 4773.
Web: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-asian-health-massage-plymouth-mn-29990#rubmaps.
Donation: 70 hr.
Pros: good location (very important because the main door is shared by several businesses and you can go in and out without anyone knowing what business you are patronizing); clean; semi decent English.
Cons: less than average; no extra; and she was surprised that there was no tip either; in fact she was pissed and requested a tip, which of course was not forthcoming; not sure why she expected a tip when the massage was less than average and she was firm on no extra.
Recom: do not repeat.
Adventure name: Comfort Massage.
Phone: XXX 710 4773.
Web: https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-asian-health-massage-plymouth-mn-29990#rubmaps.
Donation: 70 hr.
Pros: good location (very important because the main door is shared by several businesses and you can go in and out without anyone knowing what business you are patronizing); clean; semi decent English.
Cons: less than average; no extra; and she was surprised that there was no tip either; in fact she was pissed and requested a tip, which of course was not forthcoming; not sure why she expected a tip when the massage was less than average and she was firm on no extra.
Recom: do not repeat.That brings up the tipping question again. I usually would tip at least $20 on a $60 massage if the massage was decent, maybe $40 on a bad effort HE, and $60 for a really good effort HE. My theory was maybe if I went back another time I'd get better service. I think that's maybe silly. Not likely you get the same provider, and not likely she remembers.
I've seen on the forums for other cities (for travel recon) people getting pissed off at tipping for no HE, saying that encourages the bad behavior.
So recently when I've got a crap massage and no extras, I've done no tip.
Is that reasonable? Have people had luck going back to places with strict drape rules or just no HE at all and ever gotten better service?
That brings up the tipping question again. I usually would tip at least $20 on a $60 massage if the massage was decent, maybe $40 on a bad effort HE, and $60 for a really good effort HE. My theory was maybe if I went back another time I'd get better service. I think that's maybe silly. Not likely you get the same provider, and not likely she remembers.
I've seen on the forums for other cities (for travel recon) people getting pissed off at tipping for no HE, saying that encourages the bad behavior.
So recently when I've got a crap massage and no extras, I've done no tip.
Is that reasonable? Have people had luck going back to places with strict drape rules or just no HE at all and ever gotten better service?So I'm typically tipping no matter what. Some of these gals are getting almost none of the hourly rate. I figure just touching my fat ass is worth $10. If it's bad I write a shit review and move on.
The challenge I run into is when you finally find a gal who's willing to go above and beyond. She won't give you prices for specific stuff because she's smart and cagey. So she says "how much? Well what do you expect at each tip level without being explicit?
$40-50 he.
I've gotten topless he for $80, which I thought was maybe a little steep.
Usually I'm shopping for just he or he with a little roaming. But wouldn't say no to a little BJ action.
What's the general tip amount difference between FS and a BJ?
It's so damn rare around here to find much more than diy or a rushed HJ so haven't has a lot of practice.
ILuvAsianBabes
11-06-19, 10:40
So I'm typically tipping no matter what. Some of these gals are getting almost none of the hourly rate. I figure just touching my fat ass is worth $10. If it's bad I write a shit review and move on.
The challenge I run into is when you finally find a gal who's willing to go above and beyond. She won't give you prices for specific stuff because she's smart and cagey. So she says "how much? Well what do you expect at each tip level without being explicit?
$40-50 he.
I've gotten topless he for $80, which I thought was maybe a little steep.
Usually I'm shopping for just he or he with a little roaming. But wouldn't say no to a little BJ action.
What's the general tip amount difference between FS and a BJ?
It's so damn rare around here to find much more than diy or a rushed HJ so haven't has a lot of practice.First, anyone had any luck at Phoenix in Burns? Can't seem to land HE no matter what. It's getting downright laughable in MN! It's becoming a fucking joke! But here is the thing: It's quite simple, actually. The Chinese I've come to learn (not all of them) are mostly into ripping Americans off as much as possible! This extends well into sexual massage businesses! Minnesota is one of the worst places to be frequenting AMPs because we're not getting our $$$ worth not even close.
This is a prime reason why Chinese AMPs are flooded with ugly and average looking old hags! If there were some Korean or Viet parlors I'd be giving more business to them especially if they had younger pretty ladies. So if they can rip us off we should do the same back by not tipping or giving next to nothing in tips for bad or no service! And These ladies could care less about us we are just suckers and $$ nothing more!
This is why.
SpectrumOfHulk
11-07-19, 23:40
I usually use my 1/2 days on Friday for mischief and I made my way toward WI to what I will call MP #2 from MN which I visited 1 other time and got a great massage and HE but limited groping. They had a wait of about 1/2 hr so I bailed and headed to what I'll call MP #3 from MN. Had a pretty fun time! Went in, not busy, provider was up front, not bad looking, friendly, not uptight about groping, I wore her down I guess because she had a sore back after 45 minutes of a great massage with some teasing so I told her to lay down and she did, I got to do more groping, and asked to fuck and she replied not now which led me to think it was a possibility in the future. I still want to got back to #2 because the gal who greeted me was a new face since first visit but I think tomorrow I may revisit #3 to see if anything and everything is possible. Wish me luck!
VikesFan73
11-09-19, 13:30
I usually use my 1/2 days on Friday for mischief and I made my way toward WI to what I will call MP #2 from MN which I visited 1 other time and got a great massage and HE but limited groping. They had a wait of about 1/2 hr so I bailed and headed to what I'll call MP #3 from MN. Had a pretty fun time! Went in, not busy, provider was up front, not bad looking, friendly, not uptight about groping, I wore her down I guess because she had a sore back after 45 minutes of a great massage with some teasing so I told her to lay down and she did, I got to do more groping, and asked to fuck and she replied not now which led me to think it was a possibility in the future. I still want to got back to #2 because the gal who greeted me was a new face since first visit but I think tomorrow I may revisit #3 to see if anything and everything is possible. Wish me luck!Curious which places these are? I can share a couple spots that work every time as well. Thanks for sharing.
WiseTraveler
11-09-19, 15:11
There are 6-7 places where a HE with limited roaming are a pretty sure thing but no "go to" places left like we had 6+ years ago when there were hot Thai providers in Chanhassen, a range of younger ones in Eden Prairie, and the ever-moving but reliable Method shop. You also had backpage / craiglist indies where a $40-60 session could turn into a FS / PSE party if there was chemistry and $. Prices are now much higher, there's far less competition and everyone is warier in general. There were also older AMP providers who knew how to do a great long tease and release and seemed to enjoy it. Now the older ones know there aren't many other options so it's like eating at an small airport Burger King or Subway. Minimum effort and overpriced.
Now there are maybe 1/3 the number of parlors, and 1/5 indies, and there's surprisingly little turnover so the same women have been at Burnsville, Eagan, Plymouth, Roseville spots for years and none of them are that attractive or flirty. I find it easier to 'turn' newer providers and at least there's the thrill of the unknown. I've switched to focusing on independent legit therapists and trying to work something out. Minny AMPs are just depressing.
I'll offer $50 for HE with roaming, $40 without. No haggling unless she's attractive (which hasn't been an issue in years) though I've given extra if the teasing starts early and is consistent with a good ending. If she does the typical nada nada nada and then suddenly offers a mechanical HJ with 10 min or less left, I always decline. $40+ is for a good tease and HJ, not just a quick release where I feel pressured.
I'll take a year off and try again at some point.
ILuvAsianBabes
11-10-19, 12:03
Everything WiseTraveler wrote couldn't be more accurate! I'm all but done wasting my hard earned money on these places unless they get some new crews with some attractive women for a fucking change. Doubt it'll happen though. No wonder so many of these shops close so frequently! In my experience Independents happen to a be a lot sexier and a nude massage + HE at the very least is almost always a sure bet! Plus they generally have upgrades to BJ DATY and FS! That's called getting your $$s worth! Getting a lame ass massage or HE with some old unattractive hag is NOT!!
There are 6-7 places where a HE with limited roaming are a pretty sure thing but no "go to" places left like we had 6+ years ago when there were hot Thai providers in Chanhassen, a range of younger ones in Eden Prairie, and the ever-moving but reliable Method shop. You also had backpage / craiglist indies where a $40-60 session could turn into a FS / PSE party if there was chemistry and $. Prices are now much higher, there's far less competition and everyone is warier in general. There were also older AMP providers who knew how to do a great long tease and release and seemed to enjoy it. Now the older ones know there aren't many other options so it's like eating at an small airport Burger King or Subway. Minimum effort and overpriced.
Now there are maybe 1/3 the number of parlors, and 1/5 indies, and there's surprisingly little turnover so the same women have been at Burnsville, Eagan, Plymouth, Roseville spots for years and none of them are that attractive or flirty. I find it easier to 'turn' newer providers and at least there's the thrill of the unknown. I've switched to focusing on independent legit therapists and trying to work something out. Minny AMPs are just depressing.
I'll offer $50 for HE with roaming, $40 without. No haggling unless she's attractive (which hasn't been an issue in years) though I've given extra if the teasing starts early and is consistent with a good ending. If she does the typical nada nada nada and then suddenly offers a mechanical HJ with 10 min or less left, I always decline. $40+ is for a good tease and HJ, not just a quick release where I feel pressured.
I'll take a year off and try again at some point.I just discovered and am new to this forum. Which couldn't have come at a better time. I have been struggling to find anything lately every go to place I have had has been closed and my options have all but run out. Used to frequent the place off of Nicolette above the Chinese food place, then the place in invergrove went down, then the eden prarie place that then became Plymouth and now that one is gone also. I know people don't like to share places since there so far and few between these days, but I just need a new place that has some teasing with an HE and a little roaming its all I am looking for. Not that I expect anyone to do this but if your feeling generous and want to drop me a tip I would appreciate a PM.
BeatsWackin
11-14-19, 22:27
Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.
MinnyMassage
11-16-19, 00:12
Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.That place is strictly legit, despite some "reviews" to the contrary on other sites. A good massage, but if you are looking for more, you should look elsewhere.
TonyMacaroni
11-16-19, 10:51
Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.
Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.
WiseTraveler
11-16-19, 15:00
Does anyone have any info on that one? I tried the search but couldn't find anything. I called and they have futon or table. I asked about a table shower and she said they have regular. Any one have lore insight. Feel free to pm if you'd like.She's nice and is relaxed about draping and will tease some but doesn't dish out the HEs. I think someone posted a fake review on RM once and she replied immediately calling it fake as the place was closed at the time. While she could be lying, I didn't get that sense.
JamesAndrews
11-17-19, 13:57
Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.
Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.You have to take rm with a grain of salt and that goes both ways. I drop my membership and do my homework its more reliable.
TonyMacaroni
11-18-19, 18:18
You have to take rm with a grain of salt and that goes both ways. I drop my membership and do my homework its more reliable.Yeah good advice you are right about RM lots of fake reviews. But recently stopped in a few shops in Burnsville and landed HJ at Trudy massage and Jins. The women were in their 40's but gave out solid HJs. Good massage effort with both women. Thinking of trying New eden spa next time I'm Burnsville.
WiseTraveler
11-21-19, 15:11
Yeah good advice you are right about RM lots of fake reviews. But recently stopped in a few shops in Burnsville and landed HJ at Trudy massage and Jins. The women were in their 40's but gave out solid HJs. Good massage effort with both women. Thinking of trying New eden spa next time I'm Burnsville.Eden spa is tease at most though they do have younger providers. You never know but the only reviewers who claimed to get HJs there were challenged pretty strongly. Still, you never know. Good luck!
Eagan whatever on 2xx2 Horizon (name changes every month) used to be a sure thing. Even got a surprise BBJCIM there once but there are some older / angry / jaded ones who aren't worth it even if they'd offer more.
Minny needs more turnover in providers.
ChrisNoit2
11-21-19, 18:18
Oasis massage Eagan: Been here 3 times with 3 different women. One young and cute / pretty I want to say like only 25 and is to my best knowledge DIY only. Didn't catch name. Bad massage no effort whatsoever. 2nd woman at least 35 and also cute very friendly and gives out HJs. Third also in 30's kinda cute but did not receive extras.
Wellness massage Eagan: Hot young Asian probably 25 years old really wanted extras read on RM she or another lady does good extras but she was not willing. Going to try again sometime.Hmmm. I wonder if these are the same girls from the Eden prairie location.
Does anyone know if there are AMPs in the west metro near any longer? I'm looking for a AMP but seems like they've all moved to Burnsville or Eagan now.
Anyone have any info on harmony in shoreview? I went there once and I didn't have any luck, feel free to PM.
TonyMacaroni
11-22-19, 10:03
Hmmm. I wonder if these are the same girls from the Eden prairie location.
Does anyone know if there are AMPs in the west metro near any longer? I'm looking for a AMP but seems like they've all moved to Burnsville or Eagan now.I think they are but one or two are new. When I was at Oasis in Eagan I did futon and the thing smelled like someone took a shit on it! I'm sure the woman massaging smelled it too. How nasty. The woman also shoved her finger up my ass with no asking it I complied. Ruined the experience.
There's some decent AMPs in the west metro but you're lucky to even get level 1 services sometimes. Not all that impressed. And now they're staring to charge $75 hr at some parlors. Rip off.
MinnyMassage
11-22-19, 11:03
Anyone have any info on harmony in shoreview? I went there once and I didn't have any luck, feel free to PM.I've been there myself, and had the same outcome you did. The other site is filled with reviews that confirm it is most likely therapeutic massage only (despite the one or two reviews to the contrary). I'd suggest going elsewhere if you're looking for something different.
TonyMacaroni
12-01-19, 13:09
Tried Mystic massage in St. Louis park the other day very professional legit massage by 40's Chinese not all that pretty but what else is new? The massage was good. Didn't even want an HJ at the time so wasn't all that disappointed. Wasn't attracted to her not my type really. Couple days later drove to Burns again tried new spa and got high quality HJ and UTC touching with younger Chinese babe who had great body and decent face. Good effort for massage too. Impressive.
Being thoroughly disappointed mostly in the Minny AMP scene with some good luck here and there I decided to give some independents a try and came away quite impressed! Got high quality action with younger hot Asian babes with great bodies and also good action from a Hispanic and half black mixed babe. Well worth it.
VikesFan73
12-04-19, 11:29
Tried Mystic massage in St. Louis park the other day very professional legit massage by 40's Chinese not all that pretty but what else is new? The massage was good. Didn't even want an HJ at the time so wasn't all that disappointed. Wasn't attracted to her not my type really. Couple days later drove to Burns again tried new spa and got high quality HJ and UTC touching with younger Chinese babe who had great body and decent face. Good effort for massage too. Impressive.
Being thoroughly disappointed mostly in the Minny AMP scene with some good luck here and there I decided to give some independents a try and came away quite impressed! Got high quality action with younger hot Asian babes with great bodies and also good action from a Hispanic and half black mixed babe. Well worth it.Curious about the new spa in Burnsville. Please pm.
ChrisNoit2
12-04-19, 17:53
Are there anymore AMPs in the Eden prairie / Chanhassen / Chaska locations? So so many have vanished and it's hard to track / find the new ones. Anyone have any information on AMPs in these areas? Much appreciated. I miss Zenology, Oasis, cozy Asian. MN sucks.
There is a new place just opened in the same location?
HoosierDaddy11
12-05-19, 15:11
There is a new place just opened in the same location?Did you catch the name or try them out? PM for details.
SpectrumOfHulk
12-05-19, 16:47
There is a new place just opened in the same location?News to me, I'll have to run by there, not far from home, had some great and meh experiences there. More meh than great, I always wonder what city does to license another MP at a location where mischief occurred, make them solemnly swear not to touch the pee pee when giving massages?
LOL, I'm sick of others thinking they have the right to tell people what they can and can't do when it's two consenting adults.
Shit needs to change.
TwinCities9999
12-06-19, 12:32
Anyone have info? New to mn and looking for decent spots.
TonyMacaroni
12-06-19, 17:03
News to me, I'll have to run by there, not far from home, had some great and meh experiences there. More meh than great, I always wonder what city does to license another MP at a location where mischief occurred, make them solemnly swear not to touch the pee pee when giving massages?
LOL, I'm sick of others thinking they have the right to tell people what they can and can't do when it's two consenting adults.
Shit needs to change.So am I. I'm sick of it too! Which is why I can't wait to travel and move to Thailand or places in Southeast Asia where you don't have to feel guilty just for wanting to fulfill natural sexual urges with another consenting adult over the age of 18. It's a fucking joke. America wants to take any and all fun away from hard working decent men. I've had my fun but I'm close to being all but done with America.
News to me, I'll have to run by there, not far from home, had some great and meh experiences there. More meh than great, I always wonder what city does to license another MP at a location where mischief occurred, make them solemnly swear not to touch the pee pee when giving massages?
LOL, I'm sick of others thinking they have the right to tell people what they can and can't do when it's two consenting adults.
Shit needs to change.I agree!
But it's fine when those exact people do it.
I'm in the area as well. I stop by the liquor regularly, which is basically next door. So, you can see the going's on. I'm sure it's legit or some one in the local political arena is going to have to answer some.
Hard question.
VikesFan73
12-07-19, 14:32
Just looking for something In the south metro. Any good options? I can share a couple go to's as well. Thanks in advance!
ChrisNoit2
12-10-19, 17:05
Anyone have any idea if there are places that give birthday discounts in AMPs?
TonyMacaroni
12-11-19, 16:25
I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what one guy might consider gorgeous another might not, but anyone care to share your best looking list? I'll go first:
1. Prettiest / sexiest: Amy from Loutus spa Plymouth (closed).
2. Hottest: Lyla from Wellness massage in Eagan (also best service.
3. Cutest: Cherry and Ella from Oasis in Eden Prairie.
4. Best ass: Cici from Spanut in Eden Prairie.
5. Biggest boobs: Jessica from Hong Kong in Golden Valley.
6. Prettiest Chinese escort: Ling Lin by Mall of America.
I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what one guy might consider gorgeous another might not, but anyone care to share your best looking list? I'll go first:
1. Prettiest / sexiest: Amy from Loutus spa Plymouth (closed).
2. Hottest: Lyla from Wellness massage in Eagan (also best service.
3. Cutest: Cherry and Ella from Oasis in Eden Prairie.
4. Best ass: Cici from Spanut in Eden Prairie.
5. Biggest boobs: Jessica from Hong Kong in Golden Valley.
6. Prettiest Chinese escort: Ling Lin by Mall of America.I'd also add that Emily at JF had the absolute best banter and attitude, and good service as well.
Aren't 2 and 3 on your list also closed? I only saw Cici at SN once and she was looking at her phone too much. I liked Julia / Kristy there the best, I'd love to know where she is.
Have you noticed girls at HK being very nervous? I had OK service a few weeks ago, but damn she was paranoid as heck, and said the boss lady would fire her for extras and told me to keep quiet while she was going to town.
And Oasis on Eagan needs some damn heat. Their single floor heater moving from room to room doesn't cut it. Haha.
TonyMacaroni
12-12-19, 16:56
I'd also add that Emily at JF had the absolute best banter and attitude, and good service as well.
Aren't 2 and 3 on your list also closed? I only saw Cici at SN once and she was looking at her phone too much. I liked Julia / Kristy there the best, I'd love to know where she is.
Have you noticed girls at HK being very nervous? I had OK service a few weeks ago, but damn she was paranoid as heck, and said the boss lady would fire her for extras and told me to keep quiet while she was going to town.
And Oasis on Eagan needs some damn heat. Their single floor heater moving from room to room doesn't cut it. Haha.Yeah I had Emily at JF once and she was great! Prettier than most AMP women with a great attitude and personality. And as you stated, great service too! Really knows how to give a proper HJ. I didn't know Thai Wellness in Eagan is closed? Damn that sucks! The young hot one there was top notch and a knockout in looks and in service.
LOL I agree it's like getting a massage in an Igloo in Antarctica it's so cold at Oasis!! It was just as bad during winter at their EP location too downstairs in there. I also noticed some odd stuff at HK the last time I went. Though I've never been impressed with the women there in terms of looks and age. Same with Sunny in Plymouth.
ChrisNoit2
12-12-19, 17:46
All those places in Eden Prairie have closed. There is only 1 new one called Tigercave. Seems too legit. I'm just sitting here looking for new places in the west metro.
I realize beauty is in the eye of the beholder and what one guy might consider gorgeous another might not, but anyone care to share your best looking list? I'll go first:
1. Prettiest / sexiest: Amy from Loutus spa Plymouth (closed).
2. Hottest: Lyla from Wellness massage in Eagan (also best service.
3. Cutest: Cherry and Ella from Oasis in Eden Prairie.
4. Best ass: Cici from Spanut in Eden Prairie.
5. Biggest boobs: Jessica from Hong Kong in Golden Valley.
6. Prettiest Chinese escort: Ling Lin by Mall of America.
Deutsche205
12-12-19, 23:50
Tried some locations on the north side with no luck recently.
Oriental Lake Spa, stopped in for a quick half hour. Good massage, but no sign of anything extra.
Liu Therapeutic, walked in. They were too busy to take me. Lovely woman around 30, but vibe was very clean.
Asian Massage on University, they have curtains over the doors. Seems like no chance of extras there either.
As always, any tips, forum or PM are appreciated.
ChrisNoit2
12-17-19, 15:39
Can someone please private message me or comment on the review of Royal massage (chaska), best oriental massage (Eden Prairie), Mystic massage (Shakopee)? I'm looking at going to one of these places and I don't really want to waste my time. Any information would be helpful.
RoSteele65
12-18-19, 13:08
Looking for a little help on some ads I have seen on AdultSearch.
Looking for a good sensual massage with HE or more and came across several that I am interested in, but not sure of their service level. I wonder if anyone else has experience with them and can provide some details or at least recommend or not.
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1751406
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1159139
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1361208
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1724256
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1699558
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513
To get an idea, the last one is the kind of build that I really am into.
Thanks for any help.
TheNorthernMan
12-19-19, 09:08
Autumn and Natalia are using photos pulled from other places on the internet FYI, thank you reverse Google search. While I haven't seen her personally, Kacey Carter does have some nice reviews floating around some other boards.
Looking for a little help on some ads I have seen on AdultSearch.
Looking for a good sensual massage with HE or more and came across several that I am interested in, but not sure of their service level. I wonder if anyone else has experience with them and can provide some details or at least recommend or not.
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1751406
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1159139
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1361208
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1724256
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1699558
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513
To get an idea, the last one is the kind of build that I really am into.
Thanks for any help.
WiseTraveler
12-19-19, 09:56
Can someone please private message me or comment on the review of Royal massage (chaska), best oriental massage (Eden Prairie), Mystic massage (Shakopee)? I'm looking at going to one of these places and I don't really want to waste my time. Any information would be helpful.Legit, Legit, you might get HE but walls don't go to ceiling. Try Vogue Day 12x0 E 3rd Ave Shakopee, MN, 5xx79. Older but know what they're doing and seem to enjoy it.
RoSteele65
12-19-19, 12:41
Autumn and Natalia are using photos pulled from other places on the internet FYI, thank you reverse Google search. While I haven't seen her personally, Kacey Carter does have some nice reviews floating around some other boards.Thanks! Where can I find reviews of Kacey, or of any other providers without having to join onto the site?
No extras of any type. Massage was not good either. Was clock watching I guess.
I would not recommend this to others.
Hi,
I'm looking for the east metro. I usually hop over the border but I'm looking for younger therapists and I don't want to waste a lot of time. Any help would be appreciated.
ChrisNoit2
01-02-20, 13:19
Sorry but this community is not very active. It seems like everyone is going somewhere else for discussions. I wish someone would private message me all the traffic is.
Hi,
I'm looking for the east metro. I usually hop over the border but I'm looking for younger therapists and I don't want to waste a lot of time. Any help would be appreciated.
WiseTraveler
01-03-20, 16:02
Sorry but this community is not very active. It seems like everyone is going somewhere else for discussions. I wish someone would private message me all the traffic is.The AMP scene isn't that active which cuts down on sharing intel. There isn't much in the east metro until you get to Hudson. There's a legit place in Inver Grove Heights where Herb Spa used to be, and Comforting Hands in Maplewood (might be closed). The only others are SE (Eagan) or NE (White Bear Lake).
TonyMacaroni
01-03-20, 17:47
Sorry but this community is not very active. It seems like everyone is going somewhere else for discussions. I wish someone would private message me all the traffic is.Probably due to the fact that most Minny AMPs are downright pathetic. Give or take a few gems here and there where you're actually getting your money's worth! At least with some independents you more often get prettier women and services L2 and up. Except for my favorite AMPs and ladies around the cities, I now mostly stick with the independents. Used to go all the time but have come to find it's mostly a waste of time . Now if I were in Cali NYC or Texas.
TwinCities
01-08-20, 05:33
Legit, Legit, you might get HE but walls don't go to ceiling. Try Vogue Day 12x0 E 3rd Ave Shakopee, MN, 5xx79. Older but know what they're doing and seem to enjoy it.This was my go to place, went yesterday and it's gone legit, lady tells me they were under the microscope sorta speak.
HoosierDaddy11
01-08-20, 13:52
I went to the former Herb Spa in IGH, got a decent massage from a chubby early 30's therapist. Strictly legit, even tho she did graze me a little down there. So don't waste your time unless you just want a solid massage.
Also hit up a newer spot in the Apple Valley where I've had success before. This time strictly legit. Even with the same therapist. I might go back and see if I can get the service Inhad before. Pros: attractive, clean place.
Cons: somewhat pricey 80/ hr, they want your name and contact info.
I may start trying independent providers, but would like someone I can trust and not rip me off. I would appreciate a PM if you know any. Especially in the south metro.
RoSteele65
01-08-20, 19:22
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1429375
Actually made contact with her through a SB site. I like massages though and especially having HEs with them without DIY.
Also, I did meet up with Kylie, who I inquired about below.
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1114513
Not nearly as hot, but still petite. Not a very good massage, but she did tickle the boys. Let me feel her ass and small tits, but no FIV, no kissing, licking tits. She was only so-so with her HJ initially, but eventually really worked me up for a good explosion. So, overall, I guess it was OK, but not sure she was worth it.
Deutsche205
01-09-20, 14:19
https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/body-rubs/1429375
Actually made contact with her through a SB site. I like massages though and especially having HEs with them without DIY.
I saw Chrissy once in August. Nice location and she is a beautiful woman that takes care of herself. Nuru and she glides all over. On the flip it was a very good ending.
No hint of any beyond FBSM and the HE.
RoSteele65
01-10-20, 18:44
Or how about this one?
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mandi-escort-minneapolis-116238
Any intel?
TonyMacaroni
01-12-20, 23:04
Looking to make a trip soon. Better service than typical Minny L1 (if lucky)?? Or about the same? I heard some good things.
SpectrumOfHulk
01-13-20, 10:19
MP has been advertising on BodyRubShop dot c0 mm which piqued my curiosity so I just went. South side of 60th Street in small strip mall which also has a pizza male. Great massage but zero extras and don't feel it would change even after a dozen visits. If anyone has had a different experience I would love to hear.
That's how it works sometimes, you just go and see for yourself.
SpectrumOfHulk
01-13-20, 10:28
Looking to make a trip soon. Better service than typical Minny L1 (if lucky)?? Or about the same? I heard some good things.Just go to any of the 3 in Hudson, I've had good experiences at all 3. Since service can be affected by individual or visits from Deputy Fife one persons experience in no way guarantees what you may get. Just go and don't be graphic with your report. Deputy Fife may be watching.
I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.
Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?
Must include HE.
In or out call is both fine, thanks.
ChrisNoit2
01-17-20, 17:21
There is NONE. NONE. NONE. MN has the worst massage parlors. The. WORST. Do not come to MN and get a massage. Girls here are lame AF. Good luck.
I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.
Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?
Must include HE.
In or out call is both fine, thanks.
TonyMacaroni
01-17-20, 22:22
There is NONE. NONE. NONE. MN has the worst massage parlors. The. WORST. Do not come to MN and get a massage. Girls here are lame AF. Good luck.I second this 100%! Just to give you an idea. My last FOUR AMP visits resulted in me going 0-4!! Others here have had just as bad luck if not worse. My former ATF (or one of them) is mostly DIY. This is unacceptable and would never happen in other coastal cities at the good joints. It's so bad I'm heading across the river to Wisconsin this is how LAME MN is! On the other hand, we have some REALLY good independents (hot and sexy as hell) & well worth the $$.
I'll be traveling to your frozen city for business the first week of Feb.
Can anyone please send me a recommendation on good massage provider?
Must include HE.
In or out call is both fine, thanks.Check out the website www.minnesotaerotica.com.
I have used this site and have had pretty good luck with the encounters. Few if any fake ads it seems. PM with any questions, willing to help if I can.
Go4 MN.
WiseTraveler
01-19-20, 21:56
I hadn't been in years and wanted someone new. I've already spaced the name but she actually had a good body, probably early 40's but in good shape. She was brutally rough with the massage so if you think 'harder = better, always, no matter what' then consider her. She does care about the massage and did do some good therapeutic work where she targeted knots in different ways.
She wasn't super careful about draping and did the 'tease enough while face down to give hope' moves but every spidey sense I have says she won't do more. She mentioned her boyfriend a few times. Speaks decent English.
Onyxarthur123
01-26-20, 23:54
I just stumbled on this forum and thread when looking for exactly what is being discussed. I recently moved from the WBL area to the NW metro (beyond Maple Grove) and looking for any suggestions anyone is willing to share via PM. I had been frequenting done if the "for sure" independents but am missing the feeling of getting regular AMP therapists to have fun with. Haven't had much luck even in WBL other than my go-to with DIY. More recently I was playing a long term game with Anna at Therapeutic Oriental Spa near Northtown Mall in Blaine, but moving ended that before going further than some groping and the "I just can't help myself" DIY 3/4 thru session. Anyways, I'm looking forward to ongoing conversation. Thanks!
Thanks for all the info guys.
I had no idea that the AMP's here are that bad.
Has to be the worst area I have ever encountered in my travels.
Anyways I will book a independent to assure I get the services I require.
Check out the website www.minnesotaerotica.com.
I have used this site and have had pretty good luck with the encounters. Few if any fake ads it seems. PM with any questions, willing to help if I can.
Go4 MN.
Tried Oasis. Table massage for $65, wasn't given any other options.
Masseuse was young adult, nice body and face.
Was not offered extras and there was no teasing. The only promising part was no draping when face down, but no wandering down by the boys or any hint that more was available. Unless I get a name to request that is worthwhile, I won't bother going back just hoping to draw a better experience.
Room did stink a little too.
Tried Phoenix again a few weeks back. Only reasons why we're that oasis had fucked up my reservation, the other joint I like was busy, and someone told me they scored there. I swore this place off some time ago in my posts and for fucks sake I don't know why I didn't take my own advice. Provider was again not too old and decent body but the massage was "meh" and no teasing or extras. I asked straight up and was shot down. They did do hot stone which was nice but not worth my dollars.
I have an ok place that I like but I'd like some variety without having to commute to Hudson or the north metro. I might have to go independent providers too, I just like the convenience, cost, and anonymity of a walk in parlor.
SpectrumOfHulk
01-27-20, 22:44
I just stumbled on this forum and thread when looking for exactly what is being discussed. I recently moved from the WBL area to the NW metro (beyond Maple Grove) and looking for any suggestions anyone is willing to share via PM. I had been frequenting done if the "for sure" independents but am missing the feeling of getting regular AMP therapists to have fun with. Haven't had much luck even in WBL other than my go-to with DIY. More recently I was playing a long term game with Anna at Therapeutic Oriental Spa near Northtown Mall in Blaine, but moving ended that before going further than some groping and the "I just can't help myself" DIY 3/4 thru session. Anyways, I'm looking forward to ongoing conversation. Thanks!Used to eff the daylights out of a provider at the otsego place but she's long gone and I keep hearing the MP is now closed, I know that doesn't help you now but it was fun while it lasted. Now sadly things have changed for the much much worse, if you all vote for me my first act as president is an executive order to make government get the hell out of everyone's business when it comes to having fun with their sexual activities. Now the best places are over the WI border.
TonyMacaroni
01-29-20, 11:25
Used to eff the daylights out of a provider at the otsego place but she's long gone and I keep hearing the MP is now closed, I know that doesn't help you now but it was fun while it lasted. Now sadly things have changed for the much much worse, if you all vote for me my first act as president is an executive order to make government get the hell out of everyone's business when it comes to having fun with their sexual activities. Now the best places are over the WI border.I went to Tsunia in Otsego for years. Dozens of quality HJs. Very sad that shop closed! But mostly older, average looking chicks in there. I don't recall ever seeing one I'd even consider banging. But to each his own. And I'll be the first to vote for your executive order. The fact that I live in a country where men are made to feel guilty or paranoid just for wanting to have a little fun is a joke! I can't wait to travel out of the US to places like Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, etc. Where these activities are viewed as they should be-a natural part of life (human desire) and nothing more! As long as it's two consenting adults not harming each other that is.
Ventured down to Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Someone PMd me that it was reliable and someone posted here something to that effect as well.
Well I must not know the secret handshake because my $65 bought me a slightly better than average massage and my second case of blue balls this week.
Recent failures:
Phoenix in Burnsville.
Oasis in Eagan.
Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Jins in Burnsville.
The joint by Racks, whatever they're calling themselves these days.
Trudy. DIY.
New Day in Burnsville.
New Eden in Burnsville DIY.
Yup. Good times.
TonyMacaroni
01-30-20, 18:20
Ventured down to Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Someone PMd me that it was reliable and someone posted here something to that effect as well.
Well I must not know the secret handshake because my $65 bought me a slightly better than average massage and my second case of blue balls this week.
Recent failures:
Phoenix in Burnsville.
Oasis in Eagan.
Vogue Day in Shakopee.
Jins in Burnsville.
The joint by Racks, whatever they're calling themselves these days.
Trudy. DIY.
New Day in Burnsville.
New Eden in Burnsville DIY.
Yup. Good times.Buster you're far from alone in this! It comes down to this: we're getting ripped off big time by these Chinese Minny AMPs. Most of us are that is. Yeah I've lucked out from time to time but it's few and far between. Just to give you a example of how different things are in other areas of the US. I recently traveled to North Carolina and walked into an AMP, rubbed the chicks leg a little (and she was better looking than 85% of MN Asian massage women BTW) and got FS!! Paid $180 for it. To put things into perspective, your 4 AMP visits where all you got was a massage probably cost you around $300! And you didn't even get 1 single HJ! Something needs to be done about this MN AMP scene and fast! These Chinese AMP bosses are probably laughing at us up thinking how the hell can these men be so stupid as they aren't getting their $$ worth. Not by a long shot!!
We need to start giving next to nothing in tips and\or demanding better looking, younger women who know how to please a man other than some lass ass DIY or HJ! They need to KNOW how unhappy we are about this shit and that we're not putting up with it much longer! If these were $20 massages I wouldn't be complaining but $70 or $80?? Fuck that shit!! It's straight up scamming and ripping us off is what it is!! And the Chinese are masters at it. But don't let them get away with it any longer!!
SpectrumOfHulk
01-30-20, 21:16
I went to Tsunia in Otsego for years. Dozens of quality HJs. Very sad that shop closed! But mostly older, average looking chicks in there. I don't recall ever seeing one I'd even consider banging. But to each his own. And I'll be the first to vote for your executive order. The fact that I live in a country where men are made to feel guilty or paranoid just for wanting to have a little fun is a joke! I can't wait to travel out of the US to places like Thailand, Philippines, Hong Kong, etc. Where these activities are viewed as they should be-a natural part of life (human desire) and nothing more! As long as it's two consenting adults not harming each other that is.There was one there that was cute and flirty, my first visit there I did 90 minutes on futon, she was happy, flirty, smiling the whole time, before I knew it she was naked and I was nutting inside her, many more times to follow but she up and moved back to CA, broke my heart.
TonyMacaroni
01-31-20, 11:23
There was one there that was cute and flirty, my first visit there I did 90 minutes on futon, she was happy, flirty, smiling the whole time, before I knew it she was naked and I was nutting inside her, many more times to follow but she up and moved back to CA, broke my heart.Well it sounds like you lucked out big time because most of the rest of us have to usually beg just for a fucking HJ or DIY now days in this lame ass frozen state! I'm heading into Wisconsin if anyone can PM about the Hudson shops I'd really appreciate it! I have a few reliable spots but nothing more than HJ or DIY and for what I'm paying (along with everyone else here) we deserve more for our money! Straight up rip off.
OnlyMe1234
02-02-20, 13:24
I hadn't been in years and wanted someone new. I've already spaced the name but she actually had a good body, probably early 40's but in good shape. She was brutally rough with the massage so if you think 'harder = better, always, no matter what' then consider her. She does care about the massage and did do some good therapeutic work where she targeted knots in different ways.
She wasn't super careful about draping and did the 'tease enough while face down to give hope' moves but every spidey sense I have says she won't do more. She mentioned her boyfriend a few times. Speaks decent English.Thanks for TOFFT there. That was on my list of ones to try since all the reviews I found were older and they are currently advertising on Bedpage (another BP knockoff that's not very good). Their ads are not suggestive and they don't include any picture, they actually say therapeutic and professional. The only thing that had me wondering was their choice of where to advertise.
OnlyMe1234
02-02-20, 14:00
A while back I ventured to the land of mixed signals, aka Panda Massage in White Bear Lake. They have a website and have Yelp reviews (reviews are currently not recommended by Yelp) which is usually not a good sign. I get up there and the big sign above the business just says "Massage" and even the signs in the window didn't say much more, which is usually a good sign. Went in and the front area was similar to all the others so that didn't give any clues. Was brought back to the room and they have curtains instead of doors, usually a bad sign. Got undressed and laid down on the table with no draping. She came in and the first thing she did was give my ass a light slap and little grab too, which I thought was a good sign. I flinched a little when she did that because I didn't hear her come through the curtain and didn't know she was there so it startled me a little. The fact that she didn't knock or say anything before entering could be seen as a good sign. She took the towel and draped it over me, keeping it on me even after the initial warm up, which is usually not a good sign. The massage was actually quite good. Not as good as my go to for legitimate therapeutic massages but was probably the best I have ever gotten from an AMP. She definitely had training. She did let the towel fall off a little when doing my upper legs and ass, which was a good sign. She then reached up under me from between my legs and massaged the front of my hips while I was still on my stomach. At that point, I was figuring a HE was certain and that this place was going to be my new go to spot. She then had me flip, at which point the towel "fell" off. She was quick to cover me back up, not a good sign. As she massage the front of my legs, I would slide the towel over a little and she would just replace it. She said they don't do that here and that its massage only. I was just destroyed by that. I thought I had found a great spot and no.
I decided to go back and try again, not so much that I thought I could get something more but I wanted a good massage and my go to for legitimate massages was booked up for a couple of weeks. Got a different lady. While the massage wasn't bad, it wasn't nearly as good as the first time. She did use hot stones, first time I've had that and I must say I liked it. The stone that she had on my ass fell between my legs and landed on my cock. Maybe it was because it was dark and she couldn't see very well but she definitely grabbed my cock when she went to grab the stone, giggling while she did it. That was the only time there was any hint of anything extra. On the flip, I got nothing from her. At the end, it started to get a little ugly. She wanted to keep my change ($30) for a tip and I said no and that I wasn't going to tip her that much. She got all pissed off and started bitching at me. She yelled at me to never come back. I ended up giving her $20 instead of the $10 I was going give her because I didn't want the situation to get out of hand. After I got dressed, I was a little nervous about what MMS was going to say to me when I left since I'm certain she heard her yelling at me. I went out into the hall way up to the front and to my surprise, she was grinning from ear to ear. She handed me a bottle of water and told me to have a nice day.
I wish I had gotten the first lady's name since I would consider going back if I knew I was going to get her but I don't want to return since I don't want to get stuck with the second lady again.
Deutsche205
02-03-20, 10:39
I have been there twice, only legit massages so far. Lady is around 40, not a 10, but seems to have a nice body that feels nice when the occasional contact is made.
Curious if anyone has had any luck here, or if I should move on.
Anything Cool
02-03-20, 16:03
I have been there twice, only legit massages so far. Lady is around 40, not a 10, but seems to have a nice body that feels nice when the occasional contact is made.
Curious if anyone has had any luck here, or if I should move on.I have been here many times, though not recently. I have had some good massages and some of the girls are very sweet. However, no extras.
TonyMacaroni
02-07-20, 16:57
I finally decided to make the trek over to Hudson and hit a few shops over there. Best time Asian massage: Decent looking chick a little thick. Probably 40 I'm guessing. Draped most of the time until a half hr in and the towel comes flying off my ass. Tells me to turn over and asks what kinda massage I'm looking for LOL. I tell her I like the "happy massages". I guess that was good enough for her as she started stroking the shaft nice and hard. Good HJ overall.
I then proceeded to visit Healthy massage and was impressed with the lady I got. Didn't catch name but she was more attractive than most of the typical Minny AMP ladies. Probably early or mid 40's. Really enjoyed my session with her. More of dominant Asian lady who knows how to tease and please!! Ended up with only the HJ but tried for UTC touch but she wasn't having any of it. Nice ass she had! The HJ was really nice too just the right amount of pressure. I'd repeat if closer but still might have to anyway.
Last but not least I visited Panda in WBL and got a not so attractive lady who offered HJ but I declined since I wasn't into her.
ChrisNoit2
02-10-20, 20:15
No luck at new day. This hobby is becoming a hassle. Any luck or information on Chan massage? These girls are just banking from us at this point.
Curious on info on Chan massage. Any new parlors in the west metro?
TonyMacaroni
02-11-20, 23:53
No luck at new day. This hobby is becoming a hassle. Any luck or information on Chan massage? These girls are just banking from us at this point.
Curious on info on Chan massage. Any new parlors in the west metro?You just about hit the nail right on the head! We're dealing with rip off artists here. I've gone so far as to be a jerk sometimes (and for good reason) with some of these women but have come to learn it gets me nowhere most of the time, sadly. It actually helps to be respectful and nice. They don't appreciate disrespect and rudeness. But sometimes they flat out deserve it. But what's the alternative these days? Having to put up with some plain Jane white feminist gf or wife LOL? No wonder there are millions of MGTOW! Fuck that never in a million years!! Asia or bust for this red blooded unrepentful straight white male.
And I don't know of any new parlors in that area for the record.
SpectrumOfHulk
02-17-20, 09:38
Went to MP in lower level of office building last Friday and had a good time, good massage and flip was treated by lifted upper and dropped lower wardrobe, asked for "good tip" but when lower wardrobe drop was offered she specified "100". I left an extra 80 and let her keep the 10 change from HF she never attempted to return. This was much more action than prior trips there. YMMV.
Have fun!
Directions may not be exact. Fairly close to airport, teasing plenty, statement made, no extras, even asked about other places and say no extra while her hand was 1 inch from the twitching member. Plus was a good massage.
RoSteele65
02-25-20, 16:45
I am very intrigued by several of the providers that advertise here. I know some of them are legit, but what about the majority of them? I would love to get some good reviews for the private massage providers and what to expect. Is there any info on these providers or a good site where I can find out about the FBSM providers? Not looking for AMP. I like thin (spinner type) caucasian FBSM. Feel free to PM me if you know of any that would fit the bill. Especially if there are more extras other than a handshake available.
MinnesotaErotica.com
I am very intrigued by several of the providers that advertise here. I know some of them are legit, but what about the majority of them? I would love to get some good reviews for the private massage providers and what to expect. Is there any info on these providers or a good site where I can find out about the FBSM providers? Not looking for AMP. I like thin (spinner type) caucasian FBSM. Feel free to PM me if you know of any that would fit the bill. Especially if there are more extras other than a handshake available.
MinnesotaErotica.comFrom what I can tell, girls on ME are mostly legit. I've met a few and had conversations with others with good results. Most of them work uptown or near Downtown MPLS. Many of them know each other and share information so it's easy to get cleared once you've met one or two of them.
Good luck out there.
RoSteele65
02-27-20, 17:12
But without the initial reference, it's difficult to get in to see the first one. Any other way to get a reference? The one provider that I have seen recently no longer lists on Adultsearch.
From what I can tell, girls on ME are mostly legit. I've met a few and had conversations with others with good results. Most of them work uptown or near Downtown MPLS. Many of them know each other and share information so it's easy to get cleared once you've met one or two of them.
Good luck out there.
Cities Boy
02-27-20, 22:12
Directions may not be exact. Fairly close to airport, teasing plenty, statement made, no extras, even asked about other places and say no extra while her hand was 1 inch from the twitching member. Plus was a good massage.Thanks for the report. I've been curious about that place but figured that it was legit. Especially after the other place in Inver Grove Heights getting busted a while back. I heard there is a new place in the same exact spot but it is legit also. Damn this state is becoming a wasteland. Why do I live here anymore?
TonyMacaroni
02-28-20, 09:32
About a week ago stopped in at two regular spots I frequent. Oasis and Jins in Eagan and Burnz. I like Oasis and go about every other week. As an older man being 45 years old I appreciate some younger China dolls massage me haha. Had some success. Got HJ from younger lady I had only gotten DIY with on a previous visit at the Oasis. She demanded a steep tip for it tho. I seriously had to give her $80 fucking $ for it! This is what we're dealing with! Other states I'd be getting CBJ or DATY for such a price. Ridiculous! She was a cutie and I had some extra $ on me so I complied. I figured I'd give in that day.
Next came Jins. Lady Around my I age I would guess. Strictly HJ I offered $150 for CBJ and DATY but was turned down. Not surprised obviously considering this being Minnesota. Downright pathetic service. Not a bad HJ. Will repeat.
I am very intrigued by several of the providers that advertise here. I know some of them are legit, but what about the majority of them? I would love to get some good reviews for the private massage providers and what to expect. Is there any info on these providers or a good site where I can find out about the FBSM providers? Not looking for AMP. I like thin (spinner type) caucasian FBSM. Feel free to PM me if you know of any that would fit the bill. Especially if there are more extras other than a handshake available.
MinnesotaErotica.comAll will have what your looking for. Try Erotic Monkey or Adult search for review's.
About a week ago stopped in at two regular spots I frequent. Oasis and Jins in Eagan and Burnz. I like Oasis and go about every other week. As an older man being 45 years old I appreciate some younger China dolls massage me haha. Had some success. Got HJ from younger lady I had only gotten DIY with on a previous visit at the Oasis. She demanded a steep tip for it tho. I seriously had to give her $80 fucking $ for it! This is what we're dealing with! Other states I'd be getting CBJ or DATY for such a price. Ridiculous! She was a cutie and I had some extra $ on me so I complied. I figured I'd give in that day.
Next came Jins. Lady Around my I age I would guess. Strictly HJ I offered $150 for CBJ and DATY but was turned down. Not surprised obviously considering this being Minnesota. Downright pathetic service. Not a bad HJ. Will repeat.If your going to spend that much go to a FBSM. Someone just mentioned Minnesota Erotic there are plenty of great Asian girl's on there and there not 50 yo either.
Checked out Oasis in Eagan. Provider emphasized legit only, which seems to me YMMV. Going to Hudson soon. Please PM if you have any info about those places. Hope it lives up to the hype.
Ended up checking out a place on outpost circle. Got L1, nothing more. Average looking provider. Feeling disappointed in this hobby. Oh well.
KingDew9891
03-04-20, 15:59
Dynasty in Spring Lake Park, one for one with L1. Been a dozen times to Amazing in SLP, L1 once. Anyone have luck in the west side? Ply area preferred.
TonyMacaroni
03-04-20, 21:51
Ended up checking out a place on outpost circle. Got L1, nothing more. Average looking provider. Feeling disappointed in this hobby. Oh well.No it's just the AMP scene in Minny which is so damn lame! Not worth going maybe once or twice a month. If that. On the east and west coast is where you'll find the real deal. But even those Chinese AMPs don't have the most attractive ladies. So it's almost a nationwide thing. I'd much rather invest in hot young Asian escorts than in some 5 or 6, older Chinese AMP hag haha.
No it's just the AMP scene in Minny which is so damn lame! Not worth going maybe once or twice a month. If that. On the east and west coast is where you'll find the real deal. But even those Chinese AMPs don't have the most attractive ladies. So it's almost a nationwide thing. I'd much rather invest in hot young Asian escorts than in some 5 or 6, older Chinese AMP hag haha.Agreed on the escort thing. Just need more to come around the area.
WiseTraveler
03-05-20, 14:43
Supposedly some better places in Hudson but it still feels like being just being happy to find a Chipotle in the boonies. You wouldn't go there in NYC, SF, or Dallas but Biloxi? At least it's not a and Mpls Burger King.
There's still a tiny thrill at going to a new place or back to an old one after a few years since you never know but the odds have gotten terrible. The last time I was actually surprised / delighted in the Twin Cities was at least three years ago and in both cases they were friends passing through town and helping out the MMS, I was the last appt, and the menu ended up being wide open.
There used to be more indie massage ladies who were attractive enough and did at least L1 (topless / nude) at $100-140 HR. Most are gone. There's Lisa in uptown, some older providers who give good HEs but you have to close your eyes, or 30-60 min FBSM indies that can easily end up $200+. Some are gorgeous but my point is there are no more sub-$120/ hour massage / HJ options with a reasonably attractive provider, especially on short notice. The few Thai / indie ones use weird creams or kind of suck at giving HJs.
Yeah, you can go the escort route but there's something very appealing at getting a decent massage that turns sensual. You pretty much have to travel or compromise on looks, technique, distance, cost (or multiple).
Has anyone been to either one of these places? Both have posts on cityxguide that are recent.
JamesAndrews
03-07-20, 10:53
Supposedly some better places in Hudson but it still feels like being just being happy to find a Chipotle in the boonies. You wouldn't go there in NYC, SF, or Dallas but Biloxi? At least it's not a and Mpls Burger King.
There's still a tiny thrill at going to a new place or back to an old one after a few years since you never know but the odds have gotten terrible. The last time I was actually surprised / delighted in the Twin Cities was at least three years ago and in both cases they were friends passing through town and helping out the MMS, I was the last appt, and the menu ended up being wide open.
There used to be more indie massage ladies who were attractive enough and did at least L1 (topless / nude) at $100-140 HR. Most are gone. There's Lisa in uptown, some older providers who give good HEs but you have to close your eyes, or 30-60 min FBSM indies that can easily end up $200+. Some are gorgeous but my point is there are no more sub-$120/ hour massage / HJ options with a reasonably attractive provider, especially on short notice. The few Thai / indie ones use weird creams or kind of suck at giving HJs.
Yeah, you can go the escort route but there's something very appealing at getting a decent massage that turns sensual. You pretty much have to travel or compromise on looks, technique, distance, cost (or multiple).I couldn't of said it any better than you. The only reason I've started seeing AMPs was BP and ter were down. I've been looking at the Asians escorts in bloomington, st Paul etc. But there seems to be a lot of old hags also from the reports and a good one like winning the lottery.
Supposedly some better places in Hudson but it still feels like being just being happy to find a Chipotle in the boonies. You wouldn't go there in NYC, SF, or Dallas but Biloxi? At least it's not a and Mpls Burger King.
There's still a tiny thrill at going to a new place or back to an old one after a few years since you never know but the odds have gotten terrible. The last time I was actually surprised / delighted in the Twin Cities was at least three years ago and in both cases they were friends passing through town and helping out the MMS, I was the last appt, and the menu ended up being wide open.
There used to be more indie massage ladies who were attractive enough and did at least L1 (topless / nude) at $100-140 HR. Most are gone. There's Lisa in uptown, some older providers who give good HEs but you have to close your eyes, or 30-60 min FBSM indies that can easily end up $200+. Some are gorgeous but my point is there are no more sub-$120/ hour massage / HJ options with a reasonably attractive provider, especially on short notice. The few Thai / indie ones use weird creams or kind of suck at giving HJs.
Yeah, you can go the escort route but there's something very appealing at getting a decent massage that turns sensual. You pretty much have to travel or compromise on looks, technique, distance, cost (or multiple).More or less Asian AMPs are like this even in other states that I have traveled.
TonyMacaroni
03-08-20, 11:07
More or less Asian AMPs are like this even in other states that I have traveled.You're absolutely right. I read a post on RM from a younger guy in Cali who mongered for years all over and even he said as much. The worst is when they advertise on google or other sites with pics of pretty and hot young Asians only to get there and find older, plain or ugly Asian aunties 90% of the time. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with it!
Does anyone know if the AMP in St Michael is still open and if it is worth a visit?
Thanks.
TwinCities
03-11-20, 11:36
Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.html
OnlyMe1234
03-11-20, 21:11
Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.htmlEither that's the wrong link or you are way behind on your reporting. The date of that article is April 27, 2013. That's almost seven years old.
OnlyMe1234
03-11-20, 21:19
Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.htmlThe first search I did before posting my first response (used Bing for some odd reason) didn't show anything recent. Did a Google search and found this:
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/owner-of-vogue-day-asian-massage-in-shakopee-charged-with/article_ff0002c6-1195-5ae4-ad17-b70f6c34f781.html
Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.htmlThis is from 2013!! WTF dude?!
OnlyMe1234
03-12-20, 09:14
Vogue Day Spa in Shakopee was just put out of business because some dude tipped LE about Happy's and more, Guy even took video and handed it over to LE, Her's the link if you'd like to read the news article.
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/massage-therapist-license-denied-another-applicant-appeals/article_a7a80d57-d8c1-545c-85aa-6722ec7405eb.htmlThat is the wrong link, that is from almost 7 years ago. Here is the correct link:
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/owner-of-vogue-day-asian-massage-in-shakopee-charged-with/article_ff0002c6-1195-5ae4-ad17-b70f6c34f781.html
That is the wrong link, that is from almost 7 years ago. Here is the correct link:
https://www.swnewsmedia.com/shakopee_valley_news/news/owner-of-vogue-day-asian-massage-in-shakopee-charged-with/article_ff0002c6-1195-5ae4-ad17-b70f6c34f781.htmlThat's a nutty story on many levels. I was in there a day or two before she was booked!
TheFarEast5
03-13-20, 17:39
I was driving around Blaine area and was rerouted and ended up in CP. Ended up passing an Asian looking "massage" sign so I backtrack and head into the store. Hot Asian young maybe early 30's. Kinda Korean looking but didn't ask what Asian background she was. Very sexy chick. Of course with a bit of attitude but what else is new with the really hot ones. I took hr massage not much of a hint of any extras going down, at least not from her. Vibe was quite legit and being an experienced monger for years I feel it'd be difficult to land HJ there with her. Pretty good massage. If anyone has had luck there or can give tips please PM I have recent leads to exchange.
I went to Panda massage in white bear today. I had read a few reviews figured I'd give it a shot. The massage was nice they use hot stones which is a nice touch. Pretty girl lots of teasing but I got nothing at the end. Anyone else have the same experience?
IATraveller
03-15-20, 12:23
New to the forum, I found this site looking for AMP's in the area since I'm only here for the weekend for work. I went to Oasis and Jin's this weekend based on a few reports. I went 0-2. Oasis was a good massage, the provider was decent looking, maybe a few more pounds and a little older than I like, I'm in my 30's so I like younger providers. I didn't catch a name. Coverage with the towel was pretty lax FD but on the flip the coverage was pretty strict. A couple of accidental brushes but didn't get any impression more was offered. And yes its still cold in there. The experience at Jin's was pretty much the same. Lax coverage FD but pretty strict on the flip, also no indication of extras.
It's really sad, I travel to Thailand every year. MP's about every 30 feet, 8's 9's and 10's all over the place, and you spend less than $50 for a massage with FS included. I'm partial to the Thai girls. Any info on any attractive Thai providers? Doesn't necessarily have to be HE but of course that's a bonus. But the massage has to be good if no HE. Can PM with any info. Or PM if anyone has a sure thing for me before I leave town.
Happened to be in the area and drove by Dynasty in Spring Lake Park which received some decent reviews a year ago. Looks closed but still has furniture and all that inside. No notice or anything posted in window, so don't know if it's permanently closed or just temporarily.
Closer to home I swung by Imperial / Violet on Travelers Trail. Sign in window says closed until 3/31. She sometimes does that if she's on vacation since it's a one lady shop, but thinking it has to do with our current crisis.
Anybody still trying joints or noticing if they are closing up shop? I afraid that if this goes on for several months a lot of them won't reopen and we don't have many good options already!
This week's executive order from the state governor includes spas, so there's little chance any place will be able to stay open. We're all best off if we can wait a few months for this thing to pass. Personally, I'm not in a high risk category but I know others who are.
Be well.
OnlyMe1234
03-18-20, 15:19
As Ron and Daaacz have already brought up, most of the AMPs are closing. The ones that aren't are defying Walz's order. I just looked at a couple of sites and saw that several independents are still advertising. Not being a provide myself, I'm not sure how their advertising works so these ad might just be on auto-renewal.
http://www.startribune.com/minnesota-regulators-require-hair-salons-spas-to-close-due-to-coronavirus/568892222/?refresh=true
TheFarEast5
03-18-20, 20:52
This week's executive order from the state governor includes spas, so there's little chance any place will be able to stay open. We're all best off if we can wait a few months for this thing to pass. Personally, I'm not in a high risk category but I know others who are.
Be well.Considering how disappointing most Minnesota AMPz are I'm not all that sad. Nothing wrong with a break. Perhaps these stores can reopen with better looking ladies and service in the future. I doubt that will ever occur however.
Happened to be in the area and drove by Dynasty in Spring Lake Park which received some decent reviews a year ago. Looks closed but still has furniture and all that inside. No notice or anything posted in window, so don't know if it's permanently closed or just temporarily.
Closer to home I swung by Imperial / Violet on Travelers Trail. Sign in window says closed until 3/31. She sometimes does that if she's on vacation since it's a one lady shop, but thinking it has to do with our current crisis.
Anybody still trying joints or noticing if they are closing up shop? I afraid that if this goes on for several months a lot of them won't reopen and we don't have many good options already!Tried Violet once got legit only. Will have to try again.
TwinCities
03-19-20, 16:35
This is from 2013!! WTF dude?!Tough crowd here, Sorry I posted the wrong link, thanks for the correction.
A bit dated, was in town in February. Very good massage, on the flip only one brush against the lads. She sat between my legs rubbing thighs, I'm very stiff and she asked about AMP in other towns, she kept saying, no extras, no extras, looks at my jimmy and says, its natural, no extra. I'm striking out everywhere.
TheFarEast5
03-25-20, 12:04
Almost every place is shut down for at least 2-3 weeks. No surprise you've been striking out left and right though. This is Minnesota after all. I don't expect much from these AMPs anymore to be blunt. However, once in a while you'll hit gold or even a nice 4 hand HE. I like independents much better but it's nice to switch things up between the two when I can. It's a good balance. On a good summer day a year ago I banged a Viet lady and then a few hours later went in for an HE. A very pleasant day in usually boring Minnesota.
A bit dated, was in town in February. Very good massage, on the flip only one brush against the lads. She sat between my legs rubbing thighs, I'm very stiff and she asked about AMP in other towns, she kept saying, no extras, no extras, looks at my jimmy and says, its natural, no extra. I'm striking out everywhere.
OnlyMe1234
03-25-20, 14:29
A bit dated, was in town in February. Very good massage, on the flip only one brush against the lads. She sat between my legs rubbing thighs, I'm very stiff and she asked about AMP in other towns, she kept saying, no extras, no extras, looks at my jimmy and says, its natural, no extra. I'm striking out everywhere.Is this the same place you reported on back on Feb 20th?
Since everything is shut down are there any spas that do food delivery by a masseuse.
Almost every place is shut down for at least 2-3 weeks. No surprise you've been striking out left and right though. This is Minnesota after all. I don't expect much from these AMPs anymore to be blunt. However, once in a while you'll hit gold or even a nice 4 hand HE. I like independents much better but it's nice to switch things up between the two when I can. It's a good balance. On a good summer day a year ago I banged a Viet lady and then a few hours later went in for an HE. A very pleasant day in usually boring Minnesota.Yes same place, sorry I forgot I posted the non result already.
LastsLonger
05-19-20, 12:27
Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!
ChrisNoit2
05-19-20, 17:08
Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find a parlor.
WiseTraveler
05-19-20, 19:18
Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find a parlor.I'm not optimistic but you might try calling places. None are advertising yet since parlors can't officially open until June 1 but there may be some that will work with you, especially if you are a regular. Even then ask if you can go in the backdoor (heh heh) if possible since there's a risk of someone reporting any place that's open early.
If contract tracing somehow traces a breakout cluster back to an AMP, cue a huge outcry, pearl clutching, and shutdowns, even if bars or a 100 other types of businesses end up being higher risk.
Demand will be high for those who are open / available so prices will likely spike, especially if they are actually fully cleaning / disinfecting and airing out rooms, and actually changing all linens.
Good luck.
Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!Check out Hudson WI.
ChrisNoit2
06-03-20, 16:22
Legit question. Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find new parlors in the area Unless your out driving and run into one.
Legit question. Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find new parlors in the area Unless your out driving and run into one.I'm seeing open signs on in the local joints in bville.
I'd say call and check before you roll in.
Been rough finding anything new since BP went down.
Up to you if you're willing to chance the China virus. I'm going through withdrawal and need a fucking rubdown ASAP so will hopefully have a report in the next week or so.
JamesAndrews
06-05-20, 09:31
To my surprise seen two open signs, appointment only, must wear mask. May call them to see any other restrictions like gloves. No guarantee of he.
JSmithXnxx
06-05-20, 13:04
To my surprise seen two open signs, appointment only, must wear mask. May call them to see any other restrictions like gloves. No guarantee of he.Would you mind sharing which ones are open? Feel free to dm if you're not open to share it publicly.
LastsLonger
06-06-20, 07:09
A friend told me that across the River was a great start to getting back into action. They be open and they be happy. Friend said "please enter with mask on" sign. Lucy wore mask, and roaming over / under top with a very well handled ending. Friend said it was about time!
Anyone ever try Mystic Massage in SLP?
There's really no hints of anything in their advertising That they are anything but legit. They have a shower and lockers for your stuff as well as futon available though which can sometimes be a clue. Just curious if it's worth a try. Their hours are limited and appt only I guess.
TheFarEast5
06-10-20, 15:59
Anyone ever try Mystic Massage in SLP?
There's really no hints of anything in their advertising That they are anything but legit. They have a shower and lockers for your stuff as well as futon available though which can sometimes be a clue. Just curious if it's worth a try. Their hours are limited and appt only I guess.I tried them a few days ago. Ugly older Chinese lady no HE! But what else is new in the China AMPs these days? Service is usually shit. Women usually look old, plain, and not into it. I went to a Twin Cities Chinese restaurant and saw plenty of pretty ladies who I'd enjoy massaging me. Same with some salon nail spas I have taken my x gf too. But when I walk into most AMPs it's like no thanks! I'm really starting to believe they do this on purpose!! But on the other hand if I were young and pretty Asian I wouldn't want to be massaging a bunch of old, ugly, and overweight men. So I kinda get it. And then to make matters worse you see the google ads with the hot young Asians and then show up and find ugly or plain older China hag. Pisses me off so much!
OnlyMe1234
06-11-20, 09:44
I tried them a few days ago. Ugly older Chinese lady no HE! But what else is new in the China AMPs these days? Service is usually shit. Women usually look old, plain, and not into it. I went to a Twin Cities Chinese restaurant and saw plenty of pretty ladies who I'd enjoy massaging me. Same with some salon nail spas I have taken my x gf too. But when I walk into most AMPs it's like no thanks! I'm really starting to believe they do this on purpose!! But on the other hand if I were young and pretty Asian I wouldn't want to be massaging a bunch of old, ugly, and overweight men. So I kinda get it. And then to make matters worse you see the google ads with the hot young Asians and then show up and find ugly or plain older China hag. Pisses me off so much!I'm wondering if a lot of the younger, better looking ladies realize that they can make more money either being independent, semi-independent or part of an agency. A lady working an AMP gets $40-60 tip for an hours work, if they are allowed to keep the entire tip while an independent can bring in $200+ for an hour, which is usually actually only about 45-50 minutes, sometimes less. Yes, the independent has to pay for a space, unless they work out their residence, but how much does an office / apartment cost in a run down building, especially if they share it. I think the internet really changed things. I remember the first AMP I went to, found it by looking in the Yellow Pages, the lady there was absolutely beautiful. Nowadays, I'd guess she would be an independent.
BiteMe1234
06-11-20, 18:59
Any good AMP that are friendly in the area new to the cities.
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