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Ridley1991
09-25-22, 21:53
I'm traveling to WI next week. A couple places I'd like to visit. I'll post in the WI area but I'll report here to if they'll allow. Occasionally I'm in the Rochester, NY and Kansas areas as well. All three places have known FS AMPs.
Ridley1991
09-25-22, 22:01
Been to this place a few times this year and was there yesterday again. They have a table shower and plenty of teasing but no finish. I still like going because of the table shower and futon massage. Curious if anyone else has gotten more here. The place is always super busy and sometimes I've called ahead same day and they don't have space. Papasan runs the desk.
Ridley1991
09-25-22, 22:05
I did not get your message yet. Hmmmm.Me neither. Seams like it would have been easier to just say it or put some hints in the post. I'll wait patiently.
I did a little googling and it appears that the massage location is part of a Chiropractic office:
https://www.resetmn.comNot quite sure how we got here. But I have been to reset in St. Louis Park. A larger framed woman is the therapist, and the front desk person is her husband. They don't really look like a matched pair. I only went once and felt is was an expensive, non erotic and not particularly good experience.
Maybe they have new therapists?
Oh yeah, they have a Chiropractor in the space but I don't think the massage people work for him.
TacoHead123
09-26-22, 02:51
Me neither. Seams like it would have been easier to just say it or put some hints in the post. I'll wait patiently.I dm most of why'all but I'll just say it here.
I'm not sure if the admin will allow this.
It's Kings Spa in Burnsville Goodluck everybody.
MassErrection
09-26-22, 06:08
I did not get your message yet. Hmmmm.If it's the place I think it is, it might be a former male who had sex change. I couldn't believe how aggressive he or she was and knew their had to be a catch of some sort. Thailand you have to be spot on for these scenarios!
JoeMaleMpls
09-26-22, 08:34
Me neither. Seams like it would have been easier to just say it or put some hints in the post. I'll wait patiently.He sent me a DM telling me it was 694 and central. That's not my neck of the woods so really not familiar with the places over there. Google shows a complete but Sunny Massage it the only one I remember seeing reviews and most said no HE.
There were two others Massage Paris beauty station and Food and Back Massage that came up on google again not familiar with the area anyone else have info of these places?
MassErrection
09-26-22, 09:46
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MassErrection
09-26-22, 09:47
He sent me a DM telling me it was 694 and central. That's not my neck of the woods so really not familiar with the places over there. Google shows a complete but Sunny Massage it the only one I remember seeing reviews and most said no HE.
There were two others Massage Paris beauty station and Food and Back Massage that came up on google again not familiar with the area anyone else have info of these places?Trudy's.
Member #6100
09-26-22, 14:22
Been to this place a few times this year and was there yesterday again. They have a table shower and plenty of teasing but no finish. I still like going because of the table shower and futon massage. Curious if anyone else has gotten more here. The place is always super busy and sometimes I've called ahead same day and they don't have space. Papasan runs the desk.I went about six weeks ago expecting a legit massage but I was surprised and happy with my visit. Tried it again a few days ago and got a different lady. No extras this time.
I have never been offered a table shower or futon. Maybe I need to ask.
MassErrection
09-26-22, 15:05
I went about six weeks ago expecting a legit massage but I was surprised and happy with my visit. Tried it again a few days ago and got a different lady. No extras this time.
I have never been offered a table shower or futon. Maybe I need to ask.Great advice for the noobies out there! Don't be afraid to ask. You miss 100!percent of the shots you don't take.
I'm probably the youngest guy on this board, but my will to fail and keep trying is what makes me probably the most successful.
Ridley1991
09-26-22, 15:42
I dm most of why'all but I'll just say it here.
I'm not sure if the admin will allow this.
It's Kings Spa in Burnsville Goodluck everybody.Mmm yes. I reviewed this place here on 9/1. Consistent L1 but nothing special in my book. Glad you had fun. If I'm in that area there are other options I like better.
Ridley1991
09-26-22, 15:43
Sure is tough to have a conversation here when you have to wait for your posts to be reviewed.
BurtForPres
09-26-22, 17:37
Great advice for the noobies out there! Don't be afraid to ask. You miss 100!percent of the shots you don't take.
I'm probably the youngest guy on this board, but my will to fail and keep trying is what makes me probably the most successful.For real Mass? I would have thought you were older by how often you get around the scene.
If you aren't younger than 26, you'll have to relinquish title of youngest here tho.
ChrisNoit2
09-26-22, 19:06
Sure is tough to have a conversation here when you have to wait for your posts to be reviewed.I think it's only for the first 25 posts.
CarpMaster
09-26-22, 19:48
Great advice for the noobies out there! Don't be afraid to ask. You miss 100!percent of the shots you don't take.
I'm probably the youngest guy on this board, but my will to fail and keep trying is what makes me probably the most successful.I probably the oldest guy on this board. I agree with your statement. Never give up.
I'm traveling to WI next week. A couple places I'd like to visit. I'll post in the WI area but I'll report here to if they'll allow. Occasionally I'm in the Rochester, NY and Kansas areas as well. All three places have known FS AMPs.Travelled thru Chippewa Falls WI a couple of weeks ago and stopped in at Queen (Spa / Massage) on recommendation from post here. Was so happy with the service that a few hours later I did a return stop. Got even better with the four hand I sprung for. Pricey paying for everything, but since I didn't buy the car I had some money, (wasted time looking at car) but Queen massage made my day worthwhile. YMMV, still miss Tucson.
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MassErrection
09-27-22, 09:34
For real Mass? I would have thought you were older by how often you get around the scene.
If you aren't younger than 26, you'll have to relinquish title of youngest here tho.I'm younger than 24.
BurtForPres
09-27-22, 12:36
I'm younger than 24.Sheeeeeesh, you go brother. Hat's off to ya.
I think it's only for the first 25 posts.Never yet had a post simply go through. I think they all get reviewed.
Not that this is a bad thing. No doubt about it some posts are argumentative, mean spirited, or reveal information that should be kept private.
MassErrection
09-27-22, 17:34
https://m.startribune.com/murder-charges-man-says-he-shot-victim-in-inver-grove-heights-home-in-dispute-over-erotic-massage/600210686/
& Ridley 1991; Being older I sometimes have an issue finishing. Maybe I need more physical contact, rather then just lay there as she works on me. I tell them it's me not them. I also tip my usual amount like you, as she put in a good effort to finish me.
My mind don't drift off to stop it from happening. It's random so I never know when it will happen. It's not really a competition being the oldest one on this forum. I'll compete well with most here (64). And I too have trouble finishing and getting strong. But I've got the helper, which I've nicknamed the ugly pill. Does it work, really hard to tell, but mostly, yes it helps. The amount I take, and time frame varies on use. Plus some days my lust is just up. Plus I'm a variety seeker, so there are so many other variables on any encounter. I should just commit to a weekly session and control for some of the variables. Therapist massage skill, my comfort level, attractiveness, value (cost), excitement, etc. I fine the older therapist easier for my imagination to accept into my fantasy. But this last winter in Tucson was a trip.
The point of this post is to say to Riley 1991 & CarpMaster, I'm there with you. Let's do coffee and really compare notes. I got a coffee shop or breakfast place in Roseville that have private rooms where male (pig) conversations can be held. Out of the shadows and into the culture wars we go.
Never yet had a post simply go through. I think they all get reviewed.
Not that this is a bad thing. No doubt about it some posts are argumentative, mean spirited, or reveal information that should be kept private.I've started coping my post because I could not figure out the objection to a post that was Not allowed. Extra step to be able to argue my point with admin afterwards. Hard to do when I have a vague idea of the point I was trying to make. One was discarded because it was discouraging others from posting. It had to do with a therapist who shushes about noise during the massage. I have a booming voice sometimes. Or my joy of the massage got to loud. They do Not want the boss to find out, or other therapist, whatever. Remember "Variety, value & volume."
CaptainHonest
09-28-22, 10:00
LOL!! Mass, you cracked me up seeing this tag this morning. I'm good buddy, thanks for checking on me. First of all, I don't invite any of the providers to my place. Secondly, man I'd see better looking providers. I don't mind donating more for the better looking and service.
https://m.startribune.com/murder-charges-man-says-he-shot-victim-in-inver-grove-heights-home-in-dispute-over-erotic-massage/600210686/
ScottyManks
09-28-22, 12:09
Hey everyone,
I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.
MassErrection
09-28-22, 16:53
Hey everyone,
I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.I have probably 5 safe locations at providers homes where I can get a quality massage with FS for $200. Won't even consider an AMP with the amount of legal scrutiny it's had the last 60 days. How did you find out about monitoring?
MassErrection
09-28-22, 16:54
LOL!! Mass, you cracked me up seeing this tag this morning. I'm good buddy, thanks for checking on me. First of all, I don't invite any of the providers to my place. Secondly, man I'd see better looking providers. I don't mind donating more for the better looking and service.Haha glad you found it humorous. One of the very few you can have friendly banter with without getting offended.
They keep it open for a couple days busting Johns who show up for a HJ. Not sure if the female cops played massage therapists or if they used the asian women. And then once they bust a rich guy like Robert Kraft he hires lawyers that make all the evidence vanish LOL. What a waste of resources.
Hey everyone,
I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.
ScottyManks
09-28-22, 20:50
I got it as secondhand information from someone in the know. Very reliable secondhand information.
I have probably 5 safe locations at providers homes where I can get a quality massage with FS for $200. Won't even consider an AMP with the amount of legal scrutiny it's had the last 60 days. How did you find out about monitoring?
Ridley1991
09-28-22, 21:11
It's not really a competition being the oldest one on this forum. I'll compete well with most here (64). And I too have trouble finishing and getting strong. But I've got the helper, which I've nicknamed the ugly pill. Does it work, really hard to tell, but mostly, yes it helps. The amount I take, and time frame varies on use. Plus some days my lust is just up. Plus I'm a variety seeker, so there are so many other variables on any encounter. I should just commit to a weekly session and control for some of the variables. Therapist massage skill, my comfort level, attractiveness, value (cost), excitement, etc. I fine the older therapist easier for my imagination to accept into my fantasy. But this last winter in Tucson was a trip.
The point of this post is to say to Riley 1991 & CarpMaster, I'm there with you. Let's do coffee and really compare notes. I got a coffee shop or breakfast place in Roseville that have private rooms where male (pig) conversations can be held. Out of the shadows and into the culture wars we go.No offense I hope but no thanks.
Member #6100
09-28-22, 23:27
They keep it open for a couple days busting Johns who show up for a HJ. Not sure if the female cops played massage therapists or if they used the asian women. And then once they bust a rich guy like Robert Kraft he hires lawyers that make all the evidence vanish LOL. What a waste of resources.Notwithstanding Robert Kraft, it seems like usually LE busts the AMP providers rather than the customers, although I have read that customers that are in the AMP during a bust get interviewed by LE. If an AMP customer has no discussion at all about extras...not even hand signals...but still gets extras...can the customer still be busted? I would think not but just asking.
IF LE insists on going after AMPs, which shouldn't be their priority...they should consider an approach that arguably would take fewer resources and be quicker and more effective.
A typical AMP owner is treating the providers as independent contractors rather than employees. But under labor law, the providers don't have enough control over their work to be classified as IC's. They should be paid as employees. The MN Department of Labor comes in and slaps the owner with huge fines and penalties for the failure to withhold federal and state income tax on their employees, for not paying overtime, and for not paying unemployment and workers comp premiums. Then the baton gets passed to the IRS and the MN Department of Revenue. The tax returns and bank accounts of the owners and providers are audited. More fines and penalties for underreporting income.
I like AMPs just as much as the next guy. What bothers me is in an era when LE is understaffed and violent crimes are on the rise, they still invest lots of staff time and resources trying to bust AMP providers. I have read about multi-agency six-month stake outs.
Why is this? LE must need and want the publicity. They like being on the 10 PM news handcuffing Asian women while in many parts of the city violent crime escalates .They could let the Department of Labor and IRS close down the AMP. But then they wouldn't be on the news or in the papers.
Hello everyone,
I am new to the TC area and I have tried few AMPs in the area and one in Wisconsin. I got L1 services in all the 3 AMPs I have been to and a bit more in one of the AMP. I have never tipped more than. 4 for the L1 and have been successful in getting that. But I see some people tip more than that and in turn make these girls demand more with everyone for just a regular service. From the city where I come from usually the girls won't demand more unless they are ready to go further than the usual service. Hopefully people don't over tip them in the future.
I can share the locations in the Dm and I get to know about these locations from recent posts in here so it's not a big mystery. And it will be awesome if you got something in return to share too so I can get used to the TC. Good luck everyone!
CarpMaster
09-29-22, 02:14
It's not really a competition being the oldest one on this forum. I'll compete well with most here (64). And I too have trouble finishing and getting strong. But I've got the helper, which I've nicknamed the ugly pill. Does it work, really hard to tell, but mostly, yes it helps. The amount I take, and time frame varies on use. Plus some days my lust is just up. Plus I'm a variety seeker, so there are so many other variables on any encounter. I should just commit to a weekly session and control for some of the variables. Therapist massage skill, my comfort level, attractiveness, value (cost), excitement, etc. I fine the older therapist easier for my imagination to accept into my fantasy. But this last winter in Tucson was a trip.
The point of this post is to say to Riley 1991 & CarpMaster, I'm there with you. Let's do coffee and really compare notes. I got a coffee shop or breakfast place in Roseville that have private rooms where male (pig) conversations can be held. Out of the shadows and into the culture wars we go.I am also in the running for the oldest on this board as I am also 64. My 65th is a few months away. I always take an ugly pill prior to a AMP visity. I also like to take the ugly pill a couple hours prior to my appointment. I never know I will have trouble finishing, until it happens. I always tip as if I finished as it's not her fault.
I never had a cup of coffee in my life, but it would be fun to meet up have a pig conversation. Keep in mind my experiences are limited to L1, which is fine with me.
Member #6244
09-29-22, 07:19
Will be in town Minneapolis / St Paul for the next 3-4 days.
Any suggestions on any busty providers? Please private message me any info you have! I've never been to Minnesota and I'm looking forward to it. I'll take suggestions on things to do outside massages as well. Anyways any provider you guys know with a full chest would be awesome!
Hey everyone,
I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.Well yeah it is an Election year.
Election time incumbents always want to look "tough" on crime. So they go after AMPs because to be honest it can be a low hanging fruit so to speak. IE: Send in an under cover, get services and bust the AMP. Then go on the news claim victory on crime and say you have helping with Human Tr. It looks great in the papers and idiots who don't know any better. The politicians can pound their chests and act like they give a shit. Yet the other crimes keep soaring in MN.
Member #6100
09-29-22, 13:39
Well yeah it is an Election year.
Election time incumbents always want to look "tough" on crime. So they go after AMPs because to be honest it can be a low hanging fruit so to speak. IE: Send in an under cover, get services and bust the AMP. Then go on the news claim victory on crime and say you have helping with Human Tr. It looks great in the papers and idiots who don't know any better. The politicians can pound their chests and act like they give a shit. Yet the other crimes keep soaring in MN.Its the human trafficking claim that really gets me.
Its the human trafficking claim that really gets me.Exactly and that is what the issue is. They look for "attention grabbing" headlines. When in fact most isn't trafficking at all.
Especially look for the AG to try and get a "win" because of the children food scandal that is going on that he turned a blind eye too for over a year.
Just saying look out and be safe everyone.
MassErrection
09-29-22, 14:57
Exactly and that is what the issue is. They look for "attention grabbing" headlines. When in fact most isn't trafficking at all.
Especially look for the AG to try and get a "win" because of the children food scandal that is going on that he turned a blind eye too for over a year.
Just saying look out and be safe everyone.Be safe, isn't that ironic, we probably have a better chance of catching an std. All the DATY, DATO, BBBJ we love LOL.
I dm most of why'all but I'll just say it here.
I'm not sure if the admin will allow this.
It's Kings Spa in Burnsville Goodluck everybody.What is the hh / ph house fee at King's Spa?
Hey everyone,
I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.In my opinion, things were relatively good until the mid to late 2010's. Seemed like a bunch of massage parlors got raided during that period. New outlets also liked to report on stings and change the narrative. Miss the old days of just walking in without fear.
MassErrection
09-30-22, 12:43
In my opinion, things were relatively good until the mid to late 2010's. Seemed like a bunch of massage parlors got raided during that period. New outlets also liked to report on stings and change the narrative. Miss the old days of just walking in without fear.Body healing massage is probably one place that is legit that I've been able to go safely to get l1.
MassErrection
09-30-22, 13:59
I was 20 went to my first AMP because I was sore from working out, the masseuse was massaging my backside when she asked me to remove my underwear to do better massage. She asked my to flip over, I was nervous because I'm nude with a super duper hard on, she complimented me on the size of my cock, grabbed some lotion and finished me off in 10 seconds. After that I was game. Majority of my future visits I just went bare no towel, on the flip, the women would gasp then play with it. Always enjoyed watching them try to get both their small hands around my cock as their pretty eyes curiously watched the action. If I had a huge load to drop they would yell more lmao good times.
LastsLonger
09-30-22, 14:26
Came across this today, how cool if it was clothing optional. .
https://www.watershedspa.com/bathing
Anyone been kinda like a Turkish bath?
CarpMaster
09-30-22, 15:48
Came across this today, how cool if it was clothing optional. .
https://www.watershedspa.com/bathing
Anyone been kinda like a Turkish bath?I found Watersheds faq area https://www.watershedspa.com/faq.
Hope this helps.
Upon arrival, you'll check in and change into your bathing suit. Next, you'll shower to cleanse the body, prepare the mind for the soak, and deepen the transition into your ritual.
Can I host a private party?
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TravelMan12
10-01-22, 11:46
Hey Guys, I'm new in town be here for a week or so, having a hard time deciphering the code. Went to a place by a road called pilgrim. Decent massage but absolutely no teasing touching or extras. I don't have time and money to go everynight to find a decent massage and a nice L1 if you could send me a few places up around the maple grove area in the DMs I promise not to blow your spot up just looking for a little nudge in the right direction thanks!
Hey everyone, I've been lurking for a while and tried a my luck a couple times at places I've seen mentioned here but I've struck out each time. My question for the more experienced guys here is how do you properly go about asking these ladies for a more "hands on" service?
DeepInGreek
10-01-22, 14:32
I checked out a new location out in the western suburbs, where two other locations reside. I received a message about a new place that opened and thought I'd check it out. The house fee is a bit more with a shower option for a bit more too. I did not receive assistance in the shower. Two were working, one in her 30/40's and the other 40/50's. I got the older one, not hot but not horrible either. Massage was ok nothing too great but felt good and left with LL services. The tip was 20 more than I usually leave but she earned it and didn't complain about the cim. As I was leaving they were both all over me expressing their gratitude for my business. I will return to check out the other girl. As always YMMV.
After work I was sore so thought of getting a good massage so I went to the Roseville location but they were all booked up and visited another spot but I saw a sign foot massage so I skipped it too. Thank god I didn't pick these spots or I could have missed an amazing night. Anyways I went to this AMP where I have been once before and had a good time back then decent massage and she took care of me. This time it went on a different route LOL. When I entered she was on a call and she asked me how long and I told her one hour and she gave me gentle hug and took me to the room and took my clothes off after a minute she showed up and she told me that she remembered me and sat next to me. I turned around and laid on my back and after a couple of conversation she laid next to me and we were cuddling while she started rubbing down on me. And then we played for awhile and she got up and took some oil and started working on it again. After few minutes I had it so hard and she still keeps going on at full speed even after I finished and I have to hold her hand to stop it LOL (She is wild). Got a hot towel and cleaned up and we were talking and she sat next to me played with my hair and rubbed my shoulders and I told her I'm feeling so tired and sore. She told me to turn back and she started massaging my back and legs. Well it was a great experience in awhile and after the massage I got dressed up and I paid for the massage and tipped her. I was cut short by 10 minutes but I wouldn't complain because of the treatment I got and it's weekend evening so she was busy. Overall I am fully satisfied by the service and this will be my regular spot.
Deutsche205
10-02-22, 10:13
I started about 5 years ago. In my late 40's now.
First time was in a now defunct parlor near Elk River. It was my first massage of any kind. Lady mentioned it was cute that I was so nervous. Quality L1 service and I was hooked. Since then, have seen ladies for both massage and more locally as well as the SE, SW and west coast. One of the best reasons for traveling is experiencing the parlors out of state. I make sure to comeback exhausted and drained.
MassErrection
10-02-22, 15:45
After work I was sore so thought of getting a good massage so I went to the Roseville location but they were all booked up and visited another spot but I saw a sign foot massage so I skipped it too. Thank god I didn't pick these spots or I could have missed an amazing night. Anyways I went to this AMP where I have been once before and had a good time back then decent massage and she took care of me. This time it went on a different route LOL. When I entered she was on a call and she asked me how long and I told her one hour and she gave me gentle hug and took me to the room and took my clothes off after a minute she showed up and she told me that she remembered me and sat next to me. I turned around and laid on my back and after a couple of conversation she laid next to me and we were cuddling while she started rubbing down on me. And then we played for awhile and she got up and took some oil and started working on it again. After few minutes I had it so hard and she still keeps going on at full speed even after I finished and I have to hold her hand to stop it LOL (She is wild). Got a hot towel and cleaned up and we were talking and she sat next to me played with my hair and rubbed my shoulders and I told her I'm feeling so tired and sore. She told me to turn back and she started massaging my back and legs. Well it was a great experience in awhile and after the massage I got dressed up and I paid for the massage and tipped her. I was cut short by 10 minutes but I wouldn't complain because of the treatment I got and it's weekend evening so she was busy. Overall I am fully satisfied by the service and this will be my regular spot.Glad it turned out positive for you. Beyond my own luck there, you're the 2nd success story I've heard.
After work I was sore so thought of getting a good massage so I went to the Roseville location but they were all booked up and visited another spot but I saw a sign foot massage so I skipped it too. Thank god I didn't pick these spots or I could have missed an amazing night. Anyways I went to this AMP where I have been once before and had a good time back then decent massage and she took care of me. This time it went on a different route LOL. When I entered she was on a call and she asked me how long and I told her one hour and she gave me gentle hug and took me to the room and took my clothes off after a minute she showed up and she told me that she remembered me and sat next to me. I turned around and laid on my back and after a couple of conversation she laid next to me and we were cuddling while she started rubbing down on me. And then we played for awhile and she got up and took some oil and started working on it again. After few minutes I had it so hard and she still keeps going on at full speed even after I finished and I have to hold her hand to stop it LOL (She is wild). Got a hot towel and cleaned up and we were talking and she sat next to me played with my hair and rubbed my shoulders and I told her I'm feeling so tired and sore. She told me to turn back and she started massaging my back and legs. Well it was a great experience in awhile and after the massage I got dressed up and I paid for the massage and tipped her. I was cut short by 10 minutes but I wouldn't complain because of the treatment I got and it's weekend evening so she was busy. Overall I am fully satisfied by the service and this will be my regular spot.Would you mind dropping a hint as to where to find said place?
Part Time Guy
10-02-22, 23:15
Not how I got started as a monger, but my first AMP experience was courtesy of Lyla at Wellness Massage in EP. I am a west-side guy, had done some mongering when overseas, was curious about an AMP experience. A little searching on rubmaps indicated Wellness could be good. Got Lyla through luck of the draw, I was a walk-in, no clue what I was doing. She took good care of me. Wish it would have been available longer, and that I could have had the Mimi experience Lyla talked up, but that site closed only a few months after I discovered it. I visited Lyla a few times after she relocated, but the long drive south was not great. Spanut in EP was even better, then they relocated to Plymouth, then closed. I still have a soft spot for Lyla, even though I haven't seen her in a couple years now. Hope she is doing well. But, you never know what might occur. A couple Spanut girls went UTR and have continued to be awesome for me. I only wish CiCi from Spanut hadn't relocated to CA. She was not the youngest at Spanut, but she was awesome.
MassErrection
10-03-22, 09:26
Not how I got started as a monger, but my first AMP experience was courtesy of Lyla at Wellness Massage in EP. I am a west-side guy, had done some mongering when overseas, was curious about an AMP experience. A little searching on rubmaps indicated Wellness could be good. Got Lyla through luck of the draw, I was a walk-in, no clue what I was doing. She took good care of me. Wish it would have been available longer, and that I could have had the Mimi experience Lyla talked up, but that site closed only a few months after I discovered it. I visited Lyla a few times after she relocated, but the long drive south was not great. Spanut in EP was even better, then they relocated to Plymouth, then closed. I still have a soft spot for Lyla, even though I haven't seen her in a couple years now. Hope she is doing well. But, you never know what might occur. A couple Spanut girls went UTR and have continued to be awesome for me. I only wish CiCi from Spanut hadn't relocated to CA. She was not the youngest at Spanut, but she was awesome.Lyla and the girls that worked with her were fire. When they moved to a Eagan I partakes in a lot of the young sexy girls. Shame they are gone.
Member #6379
10-03-22, 11:39
Sent you a PM. Any info would be great.
After work I was sore so thought of getting a good massage so I went to the Roseville location but they were all booked up and visited another spot but I saw a sign foot massage so I skipped it too. Thank god I didn't pick these spots or I could have missed an amazing night. Anyways I went to this AMP where I have been once before and had a good time back then decent massage and she took care of me. This time it went on a different route LOL. When I entered she was on a call and she asked me how long and I told her one hour and she gave me gentle hug and took me to the room and took my clothes off after a minute she showed up and she told me that she remembered me and sat next to me. I turned around and laid on my back and after a couple of conversation she laid next to me and we were cuddling while she started rubbing down on me. And then we played for awhile and she got up and took some oil and started working on it again. After few minutes I had it so hard and she still keeps going on at full speed even after I finished and I have to hold her hand to stop it LOL (She is wild). Got a hot towel and cleaned up and we were talking and she sat next to me played with my hair and rubbed my shoulders and I told her I'm feeling so tired and sore. She told me to turn back and she started massaging my back and legs. Well it was a great experience in awhile and after the massage I got dressed up and I paid for the massage and tipped her..
LastsLonger
10-03-22, 11:51
I checked out a new location out in the western suburbs, where two other locations reside. I received a message about a new place that opened and thought I'd check it out. The house fee is a bit more with a shower option for a bit more too. I did not receive assistance in the shower. Two were working, one in her 30/40's and the other 40/50's. I got the older one, not hot but not horrible either. Massage was ok nothing too great but felt good and left with LL services. The tip was 20 more than I usually leave but she earned it and didn't complain about the cim. As I was leaving they were both all over me expressing their gratitude for my business. I will return to check out the other girl. As always YMMV.Empty your messages LOL, was verifying locale.
LastsLonger
10-03-22, 11:54
Would you mind dropping a hint as to where to find said place?I would be curious as well, feel free to DM.
I was 20 went to my first AMP because I was sore from working out, the masseuse was massaging my backside when she asked me to remove my underwear to do better massage. She asked my to flip over, I was nervous because I'm nude with a super duper hard on, she complimented me on the size of my cock, grabbed some lotion and finished me off in 10 seconds. After that I was game. Majority of my future visits I just went bare no towel, on the flip, the women would gasp then play with it. Always enjoyed watching them try to get both their small hands around my cock as their pretty eyes curiously watched the action. If I had a huge load to drop they would yell more lmao good times.I first got started with the Korean parlors associated with BE Health about a decade ago. They moved around and changed their name to avoid attention and LE. Kept their phone number the same, so it was relatively easy to find them when their incall was emptied out. Permanently closed now I think. I believe reviews on on other sites gave them too much unwanted attention.
Middle-aged providers, but they were down for FS. Good times for sure.
JoeMaleMpls
10-03-22, 12:16
Hey just saw a new spot open in Edina. Oasis Massage 612-888-6811 I haven't been there yet so have no idea what to expect not sure if it's even a AMP. Just saw it while in the area but it didn't have the typical LED "massage" sign in the window. Plan to stop in and just take a look around soon.
Let me know if you have any info.
Cheers.
LastsLonger
10-03-22, 12:35
Hey just saw a new spot open in Edina. Oasis Massage 612-888-6811 I haven't been there yet so have no idea what to expect not sure if it's even a AMP. Just saw it while in the area but it didn't have the typical LED "massage" sign in the window. Plan to stop in and just take a look around soon.
Let me know if you have any info.
Cheers.Website says Best Massage Techniques, by Unique Massage Therapists and bottom of website in Chinese LOL! Looks like you may have found a New AMP. ! Let us know how it goes!
New one in St Michael as well, Green Spa. I stopped in TTOFTT and she was mid 30's early 40's very fit, and I thought pretty cute. But, she had a customer and I didn't have extra 30 to sit, even thought she offered my to pay down in another room. Normally I take them up on that, why not get a naked nap in if you go the time!
Hey just saw a new spot open in Edina. Oasis Massage 612-888-6811 I haven't been there yet so have no idea what to expect not sure if it's even a AMP. Just saw it while in the area but it didn't have the typical LED "massage" sign in the window. Plan to stop in and just take a look around soon.
Let me know if you have any info.
Cheers.Oasis is a family run AMP. The vibe was definitely "no extras". Normally YMMV but my guess is you won't get anywhere at any time.
Glad it turned out positive for you. Beyond my own luck there, you're the 2nd success story I've heard.Nice I know there might be some getting the special treatment.
Deutsche205
10-03-22, 14:26
Wondering if any else has had some unusual experiences lately.
Recently had one lady that insisted I pull out before finishing. I was fully wrapped, so it kinda ruined the moment. She said "it was to be safe".
Other lady handed me the used rubber wrapped in tissue to dispose of myself. I can understand they don't want these around in case they are inspected, but still awkward.
Anyway, stay safe. Options seem to be picking up, but I still needed to become a trusted customer and they want to be UTR.
LastsLonger
10-03-22, 14:28
Wondering if any else has had some unusual experiences lately.
Recently had one lady that insisted I pull out before finishing. I was fully wrapped, so it kinda ruined the moment. She said "it was to be safe".
Other lady handed me the used rubber wrapped in tissue to dispose of myself. I can understand they don't want these around in case they are inspected, but still awkward.
Anyway, stay safe. Options seem to be picking up, but I still needed to become a trusted customer and they want to be UTR.One is a AMP, who or what was the other? I will take a location LOL!
Deutsche205
10-03-22, 15:39
One is a AMP, who or what was the other? I will take a location LOL!To be respectful of their UTR request, will let senior members know if they ask. Location has older Asian providers, and no, it is not Five Senses.
Lastslonger, I will send you a PM.
Are you willing to share? I tried PMing you with a location request, but your mailbox is full.
I checked out a new location out in the western suburbs, where two other locations reside. I received a message about a new place that opened and thought I'd check it out. The house fee is a bit more with a shower option for a bit more too. I did not receive assistance in the shower. Two were working, one in her 30/40's and the other 40/50's. I got the older one, not hot but not horrible either. Massage was ok nothing too great but felt good and left with LL services. The tip was 20 more than I usually leave but she earned it and didn't complain about the cim. As I was leaving they were both all over me expressing their gratitude for my business. I will return to check out the other girl. As always YMMV.
Travelled thru Chippewa Falls WI a couple of weeks ago and stopped in at Queen (Spa / Massage) on recommendation from post here. Was so happy with the service that a few hours later I did a return stop. Got even better with the four hand I sprung for. Pricey paying for everything, but since I didn't buy the car I had some money, (wasted time looking at car) but Queen massage made my day worthwhile. YMMV, still miss Tucson.Queen massage in Chippewa Falls is gone.
OnlyMe1234
10-03-22, 20:07
I started about 5 years ago. In my late 40's now.
First time was in a now defunct parlor near Elk River. It was my first massage of any kind. Lady mentioned it was cute that I was so nervous. Quality L1 service and I was hooked. Since then, have seen ladies for both massage and more locally as well as the SE, SW and west coast. One of the best reasons for traveling is experiencing the parlors out of state. I make sure to comeback exhausted and drained.I had to laugh when you said they mentioned it was cute that you were so nervous. My first time, about 25 years ago, I did alright calling them on a landline from my hotel room to set up an appointment after finding them in the yellow pages. However, when I got there I was trembling a little bit I was so nervous. MMS could tell that I was very nervous and asked to see my ID. Being that I thought they might try to steal my wallet, or at least write down my credit card numbers, I left my wallet in the car so I had to go back out to my car to get it. After looking at it, her and the provider were giggling at how nervous I was. Ended up being a wonderful experience, only got a HJ while she was topless, but she was one of the better looking ladies I've seen in an AMP. Didn't bring enough money for an adequate tip but she didn't get mad, just told me to bring more next time.
Anything Cool
10-03-22, 20:11
Website says Best Massage Techniques, by Unique Massage Therapists and bottom of website in Chinese LOL! Looks like you may have found a New AMP. ! Let us know how it goes!
New one in St Michael as well, Green Spa. I stopped in TTOFTT and she was mid 30's early 40's very fit, and I thought pretty cute. But, she had a customer and I didn't have extra 30 to sit, even thought she offered my to pay down in another room. Normally I take them up on that, why not get a naked nap in if you go the time!I went to Green Spa a few weeks ago. I thought the gal working was cute. However, the session was legit for me. Not the best massage I have ever had, but not the worst. An average legit experience.
I went to Green Spa a few weeks ago. I thought the gal working was cute. However, the session was legit for me. Not the best massage I have ever had, but not the worst. An average legit experience.I was just going to try it tomorrow. Anyone else have any input?
Sunny massage was nice today, but legit. I had an hour to kill. So I tried it out.
WestSidePunter
10-03-22, 21:25
I'll be driving up to MSP airport from the Albert Lea area tomorrow. Where can I stop for FS or at least BBBJ fun before my flight?
Wondering if any else has had some unusual experiences lately.
Recently had one lady that insisted I pull out before finishing. I was fully wrapped, so it kinda ruined the moment. She said "it was to be safe".
Other lady handed me the used rubber wrapped in tissue to dispose of myself. I can understand they don't want these around in case they are inspected, but still awkward.
Anyway, stay safe. Options seem to be picking up, but I still needed to become a trusted customer and they want to be UTR.
I'll have to say you have me baffled on this one, Share if you would please.
I can't remember her name, but I have heard of a provider that request you to, even with condom She was a Independent provider.
Deutsche205
10-04-22, 10:03
I'll have to say you have me baffled on this one, Share if you would please.
I can't remember her name, but I have heard of a provider that request you to, even with condom She was a Independent provider.The provider that asked me to pull out was Karina from MNE.
From PMs, I learned that she is not unique, but definitely a first for me. To me, a big part of the experience is not having to worry about something like this while enjoying yourself. Definitely avoiding her in the future.
OnlyMe1234
10-04-22, 10:13
Wondering if any else has had some unusual experiences lately.
Recently had one lady that insisted I pull out before finishing. I was fully wrapped, so it kinda ruined the moment. She said "it was to be safe".
Other lady handed me the used rubber wrapped in tissue to dispose of myself. I can understand they don't want these around in case they are inspected, but still awkward.
Anyway, stay safe. Options seem to be picking up, but I still needed to become a trusted customer and they want to be UTR.I thought this happened more recently. Maybe it was a different story I heard more recently.
https://www.news10.com/news/massage-parlor-busted-after-hundreds-of-condoms-clog-pipes/
Member #6379
10-04-22, 12:31
Hey everyone!
Just looking for a couple places if you have any to check out.
I went to Susan from Apple Valley before she moved. That was my first experience. I liked it. But there has to be better.
I tried to connect with Shea (I think that's her "name") but she was late twice and tried to reschedule and skipped out once, so I stopped trying her.
I haven't had much luck otherwise.
Any AMPs or cheaper options you would recommend?
Thanks so much.
Part Time Guy
10-04-22, 18:14
I thought this happened more recently. Maybe it was a different story I heard more recently.
https://www.news10.com/news/massage-parlor-busted-after-hundreds-of-condoms-clog-pipes/Flushing condoms is pretty stupid, so I would say that couple got what they deserved. Unless it is a city with an established laissez fare LE attitude towards AMPs, I always assume I will need to carry in and carry out any extras. Pays to be prepared!
Hey everyone, I've been lurking for a while and tried a my luck a couple times at places I've seen mentioned here but I've struck out each time. My question for the more experienced guys here is how do you properly go about asking these ladies for a more "hands on" service?This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.
When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!
Jimmysixxx7
10-04-22, 23:07
To be respectful of their UTR request, will let senior members know if they ask. Location has older Asian providers, and no, it is not Five Senses.
Lastslonger, I will send you a PM.Please count me in. I need some places to go.
TheNorthernMan
10-04-22, 23:53
Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.
JamesAndrews
10-05-22, 10:26
Hey everyone, I've been lurking for a while and tried a my luck a couple times at places I've seen mentioned here but I've struck out each time. My question for the more experienced guys here is how do you properly go about asking these ladies for a more "hands on" service?Keep in mind on all reviews sites, there is usually a bser that claims he gets everything at everyplace he goes. Buster rons advice is similar to what I employ however I do lie if I haven't been there before. Say it been along time, only been turn down 4 times in last 7 years. Probadly more luck than skilled. Keep at it we only learn the hard way.
Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.I only have experience in the West Coast, but NYC is the same. I researched and bookmarked the 2 links below for my future visit to NYC. Superior service, clean, organized, and the incall is nice. Make sure to verify yourself prior to visiting NYC.
https://www.desiresofwallstreet.com/home
https://www.pleasure-palace.club/yumehanabi
Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.It's a great scene out there. Check out the boards. You'll quickly find out where to go.
NYC are is one of the best in the nation.
MassErrection
10-05-22, 13:05
Has anyone done the NYC scene? I'm a complete newbie out there and would like some pointers from folks on these boards.NYC twice. You don't need advice just pick any of the five Burroughs, preferably Flushing Queens. Most importantly have fun and enjoy yourself.
LastsLonger
10-05-22, 15:17
I went to Green Spa a few weeks ago. I thought the gal working was cute. However, the session was legit for me. Not the best massage I have ever had, but not the worst. An average legit experience.Gotcha, I emailed them as well, apparently two work there. Bummer!
Anything Cool
10-05-22, 15:37
T. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!There was some good advice in this post. My experience has been if you get the "X minutes left" warning you are in for a DIY session. If you remove the towel, they will pour oil on you and say "you do you do. " Alas all too common in MN.
ChrisNoit2
10-05-22, 16:02
This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.
When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!Simply the BEST advice. Great job.
Part Time Guy
10-05-22, 16:47
New place opened in Excelsior off 41 and 7, Tonka Massage. Mixed clues from the outside, it is in a strip mall but the sign they bought and put up is very professional. Finally poked my head in yesterday to check it out. Immediately got the vibe the place is legit only. Mid-40's guy working the front counter, they have full-body, hot-stone, and foot massages listed on the menu visible on the front counter. The outside sign, the decor, the guy working the counter, all screamed legit only place. I chatted with the guy briefly to be friendly, then bailed. I will probably go for a foot massage at some point because the pricing is very reasonable for all their services and an asian foot massage by someone who knows what they are doing is awesome. Figured I would post in case someone saw it pop up on google maps and was curious if it was an option.
So I'm going to be in west / north west suburbs and was thinking of looking for a place to try.
Apparently there's a new AMP called Lucky's and it's in an older home. The first few reviews seem pretty fake, so guessing the owner is trying to drum up business. Anybody happen to give it a shot yet?
If anyone has leads along the 494 or 94 corridor I'd be ever so thankful for advice or a PM. All the joints I used to visit when I used to work over there went away. With every other joint in Burnsville providing at least L1 I don't venture out too often but liking the idea of a change of scenery.
OnlyMe1234
10-05-22, 17:30
This is what works for me, but everyone probably has a different approach that works for them that is tailored to their personality, looks, age, etc. First thing is when paying I usually tilt my wallet to subtly show I have extra cash. Usually I need the light to make sure I'm grabbing the right bills anyways. For me, I get naked and make minimal effort to cover up. Basically telling the masseuse nonverbally that I'm relaxed when it comes to cover. Sometimes I sit on the table and don't lie down until they come in. Making them cover me up, if they even do. When it comes to chit chat, I'm a quiet type and really only answer questions. Tell her what pressure I want, say it feels good when she asks, etc. If she says something like "you're so strong" I usually reply "thank you, it's nice to be massaged by such a pretty nice lady. " Or something like that. I mean don't say that if you don't mean it. If she asks if you've been there before, I don't lie. If I have been then it's a very honest yes and if not I usually say no, my usual place is busy. Then enjoy the massage as much as you can. Whether you get extras or not you may as well relax. If she's spending a lot of time between your thighs, raise your hips a little. I don't like to grab ladies without permission. I might gently touch their leg but I don't go for a handful of ass since if they are legit things might get weird. Then the flip.
When I turn over I intentionally let the towel fall off. If she's careful to keep it on you when you turn over, then just relax and see where it goes. Usually at this point she will look at you to get a nod. If her hand is lingering you can gently guide it to where you want it. If she says she doesn't want trouble, I assure her I give no trouble but I don't push it beyond that. If HE hasn't already commenced, relax and enjoy the rub down while paying attention to other hints. If she stands at your side and rubs your belly while holding your hand, she's waiting for you to move her hand. If she says "ok, __ minutes left" that means she's letting you know it's "now or never" and just whip off the towel and see what happens. Once contact is made, the law breaking is already underway so you can be more direct and ask for topless or if you can touch. I never ask how much and if a provider ever said "hand job for $40" out loud I'd be worried it was a sting. Best to have fun and argue price after. I figure then if there's a raid I can say I wasn't paying for it, I thought she just liked me!Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.
Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.I used to get that warning at Natural Therapeutics in Mpls. Earlier thread about getting into this "hobby" reminded me of that place since it was where I had my first success with L1. Prior to that it was DIY at Rosemary (which is now Trudys) which was my first AMP experience. I've had a couple ladies use it at Burnsville joints recently but most of the time I just turn over and the fun starts or they put their hand in mine and wait.
Lucky in Bville was great, miss that spot.
I visited Otsego when Amy worked there. She was in her 30's and had the tramp stamp tattoo on her back. She was very good looking. First time there I left the towel off of me for the first massage of the morning. She was conservative at first even covering me but later during the massage she uncovered me snd then grazed my balls saying sorry. I smiled saying don't be. Next thing I know she's licking my ear while teasing me and we start making out DFK big time. It was wild she was then on top of me and I was pulling off her cloths so I pulled off her leggings then thong eventually getting her naked like me and the kissing continued. I was fingering her pussy and she was wet loving it. As we were making out she grabbed my dick and positioned herself for me to enter her bare. I was so turned on I just grabbed her ass pushed in and we were fucking. Admittedly I didn't last long it was such a suprise we were doing this and didn't talk about a tip at all. I'm certain I creampied her in less than 5 minutes LOL. I gave her a 100 tip so 170 for GFE BBFS. I do get tested so I was clean but yeah afterwards I did wonder how many dudes bust in her a day LOL. It wasnt the same after she left. Kind of wish I had that experience at spa nut because the asians there were the probably the hottest but I only got HJs there and some topless fondeling with some light fingering.
Well stated. Like someone else said, I often lie about being there before. I'll usually say yes but it's been a long time. The way they rotate through, that gets them to think I was there before they started. I do have one question on what you said, do they still do the "ok, __ minutes left" comment? I was trying to remember when and where I last heard that since it's been so long. I think it was either Lucky's in Burnsville or the place up in Otsego, both of which have been closed for years.
OnlyMe1234
10-06-22, 09:16
I used to get that warning at Natural Therapeutics in Mpls. Earlier thread about getting into this "hobby" reminded me of that place since it was where I had my first success with L1. Prior to that it was DIY at Rosemary (which is now Trudys) which was my first AMP experience. I've had a couple ladies use it at Burnsville joints recently but most of the time I just turn over and the fun starts or they put their hand in mine and wait.
Lucky in Bville was great, miss that spot.I really miss Natural Therapeutics. Despite never getting more than a topless HJ, it is still one of my favorites. I would do 90 minute sessions there since they ladies were so fun to be with. Don't remember how it started but at the end I would reach down their shirt and stuff the tip into their bra. They always thought that great. The only downside of that place was the location. I would only go there in the winter because during the summer there was always too many people sitting outside at the neighboring restaurants.
Only made it to Lucky once. It was decent but when I left I noticed a much better looking lady sitting at the desk. With the lady that I had standing behind I thought it would be awkward to ask if she also does massages, didn't want the other one to think I didn't like her. I was going to try to get the lady at the desk the next time I went but when I got there, they had already shut down.
ChrisNoit2
10-06-22, 23:31
New place opened in Excelsior off 41 and 7, Tonka Massage. Mixed clues from the outside, it is in a strip mall but the sign they bought and put up is very professional. Finally poked my head in yesterday to check it out. Immediately got the vibe the place is legit only. Mid-40's guy working the front counter, they have full-body, hot-stone, and foot massages listed on the menu visible on the front counter. The outside sign, the decor, the guy working the counter, all screamed legit only place. I chatted with the guy briefly to be friendly, then bailed. I will probably go for a foot massage at some point because the pricing is very reasonable for all their services and an asian foot massage by someone who knows what they are doing is awesome. Figured I would post in case someone saw it pop up on google maps and was curious if it was an option.I reviewed this place before. It's straight legit. Went 4 times. All legit. Asked, and got denied. Asked again, and said they don't do thay there. Asked again another time and even said no towel. She massaged me straight naked with no towel on the front and at the end I asked and she said "sorry I don't want to get in trouble". Whatever. BUT. It's the best damn massage you can get. These girls are good. That's why I went 4 times.
I reviewed this place before. It's straight legit. Went 4 times. All legit. Asked, and got denied. Asked again, and said they don't do thay there. Asked again another time and even said no towel. She massaged me straight naked with no towel on the front and at the end I asked and she said "sorry I don't want to get in trouble". Whatever. BUT. It's the best damn massage you can get. These girls are good. That's why I went 4 times.If you're active like me, sometimes getting that legit massage naked with a cute Asian ain't so bad!
MassErrection
10-07-22, 10:20
Got a nice foot massage from a shorty who's names starts with an S. She asked me if I wanted full body massage, I immediately thought of my junk and said what the hell, shorty is cute and there's some chemistry. I do my usual, lay down naked on the futon, she comes in, lightly caresses my body complementing me on my soft skin and muscular athletic physic. We talk a little bit in mandarin, a skill that will get get you places if you know what I mean. We have some laughs, talk about life. Very great massage switching from light to more pressure. When it's time to flip, there's no cover, I'm hard as a rock and my junk springs forward. "Wow you are big" I don't ask for anything, but I don't get anything either. Sometimes you just want a great massage and conversation with a girl who will complement you and make you feel good. Not sure if I would've got a he, but I left happy. Would see again.
https://m.startribune.com/murder-charges-man-says-he-shot-victim-in-inver-grove-heights-home-in-dispute-over-erotic-massage/600210686/Mass, do you know this ass? The tragedy will impact our hobby somehow, sometime in some sideways manor. Just as the crackdown on illegal trafficking of women and girls has done. Against slavery and forced sex work, but pro commerce and the ability to market skill and professional services in a competitive marketplace. 3 V's forever.
ChrisNoit2
10-08-22, 00:20
Got a nice foot massage from a shorty who's names starts with an S. She asked me if I wanted full body massage, I immediately thought of my junk and said what the hell, shorty is cute and there's some chemistry. I do my usual, lay down naked on the futon, she comes in, lightly caresses my body complementing me on my soft skin and muscular athletic physic. We talk a little bit in mandarin, a skill that will get get you places if you know what I mean. We have some laughs, talk about life. Very great massage switching from light to more pressure. When it's time to flip, there's no cover, I'm hard as a rock and my junk springs forward. "Wow you are big" I don't ask for anything, but I don't get anything either. Sometimes you just want a great massage and conversation with a girl who will complement you and make you feel good. Not sure if I would've got a he, but I left happy. Would see again.Her name is Sue. Same ending. It's a legit parlor.
MagicMan99
10-08-22, 02:54
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?
MassErrection
10-08-22, 10:42
Her name is Sue. Same ending. It's a legit parlor.I bet some effort, I can get her to turn. I'm not sure I want to though. Some times you like them just the way they are.
MassErrection
10-08-22, 13:11
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?Unique. Bet you're only one getting some.
Arisvangua
10-08-22, 15:07
I bet some effort, I can get her to turn. I'm not sure I want to though. Some times you like them just the way they are.Speaking of that, what happened to you and Claire?
CaptainHonest
10-08-22, 18:04
If it happened to you, most likely you're not the only one. Like everyone commented, the providers are in and out all day with multiple guys.
I've had the same experience with AMPs, individual providers, and escorts. I don't believe them. They are just trying to make you feel special buddy. If you feel special, you'll most likely repeat, spend more. LOL. No one is unique in this hobby, but respect goes a ways and money talks.
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?Not unique, but not common. I get asked that maybe 10-20% of the time.
Part Time Guy
10-08-22, 20:09
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?Not unusual at all. Quite common. If no one posts about getting more than just a massage, less likely for them to receive any unwanted attention. "don't tell anyone I do this, I don't want to get into trouble," or "I only do this for you, I don't want to get into trouble". Towns like this one, it is a frustrating catch-22. No one posts anything, we are all left to search around in the dark. Everyone posts everything, could put a place on LE's radar and we all could end up worse off. LE visits are what caused Spanut to move to Plymouth. Never any arrests, just one citation for "not properly covering clients" or some other such nonsense. But, it was enough to spook them.
MassErrection
10-08-22, 20:55
Not unusual at all. Quite common. If no one posts about getting more than just a massage, less likely for them to receive any unwanted attention. "don't tell anyone I do this, I don't want to get into trouble," or "I only do this for you, I don't want to get into trouble". Towns like this one, it is a frustrating catch-22. No one posts anything, we are all left to search around in the dark. Everyone posts everything, could put a place on LE's radar and we all could end up worse off. LE visits are what caused Spanut to move to Plymouth. Never any arrests, just one citation for "not properly covering clients" or some other such nonsense. But, it was enough to spook them.I think it's strange that AMPs even stay open. If you and I and everyone on this board can get some, why can't vice?
CarpMaster
10-08-22, 23:00
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?One of my favorites early on told me never say a word. "Massage only" I have never got anything more than level 1 anywhere, but if someone asks me to not say anything I will do so.
RemoteGhost
10-09-22, 10:38
Yes, I have been asked several times. But not recently, usually it is a new place or the girl is new.
During my last visit to a massage parlor, while we were negotiating, I was specifically asked to not share any internet reviews about my experience. Has anyone else has this happen to them? Or am I unique?
WiseTraveler
10-09-22, 10:43
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OnlyMe1234
10-10-22, 13:17
Not unusual at all. Quite common. If no one posts about getting more than just a massage, less likely for them to receive any unwanted attention. "don't tell anyone I do this, I don't want to get into trouble," or "I only do this for you, I don't want to get into trouble". Towns like this one, it is a frustrating catch-22. No one posts anything, we are all left to search around in the dark. Everyone posts everything, could put a place on LE's radar and we all could end up worse off. LE visits are what caused Spanut to move to Plymouth. Never any arrests, just one citation for "not properly covering clients" or some other such nonsense. But, it was enough to spook them.It's also a catch-22 for the AMPs. If people post reviews, they risk being shut down by LE. If people don't post reviews, they risk closing due to the lack of business. With limited places for them to advertise, for some these reviews are the only way they will get any business. Some places are on busy enough streets where they might have enough traffic going by to get people in. Others don't have that. I think of the old Herb down in IGH. If it wasn't for reviews, I would have never found them. A better example would be Jins, you pretty much have to know that it exists in order to find it. You're not going notice it just driving by.
Part Time Guy
10-10-22, 22:35
It's also a catch-22 for the AMPs. If people post reviews, they risk being shut down by LE. If people don't post reviews, they risk closing due to the lack of business. With limited places for them to advertise, for some these reviews are the only way they will get any business. Some places are on busy enough streets where they might have enough traffic going by to get people in. Others don't have that. I think of the old Herb down in IGH. If it wasn't for reviews, I would have never found them. A better example would be Jins, you pretty much have to know that it exists in order to find it. You're not going notice it just driving by.All true. I am still relatively new around here, but I think WiseTraveler's advice below makes sense. Share that a good time was had, tip amount, and folks can figure out the rest for themselves. Use DMs for more details, if appropriate.
LE focusing on AMPs is such a waste of time, but it's basic LE laziness and the ability to get a salacious headline. Busting real trafficking of the kind none of us support requires actual police work. Hassling AMPs that are just trying to make clients happy and make a few bucks along the way is a lot easier and they can make the headlines read almost the same.
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CaptainHonest
10-12-22, 00:28
Good evening Gents.
Just curious if anyone's been to the parlors in Ham Lake. I noticed two particular parlors - "A massage store" and Deng Asian Massage. Been doing some work north of the area, tempted to TOFTT on the way home from work. Feel free to message me otherwise, I should post a review in a week or two.
Capt.
MassErrection
10-12-22, 10:03
Good evening Gents.
Just curious if anyone's been to the parlors in Ham Lake. I noticed two particular parlors - "A massage store" and Deng Asian Massage. Been doing some work north of the area, tempted to TOFTT on the way home from work. Feel free to message me otherwise, I should post a review in a week or two.
Capt.Yes I visited yesterday for 30 minutes with no luck. Ladies are attractive so I'd try again. Full cover BTW.
If anyone knows of a good thorough table shower place in st Paul or just a recommended AMP downtown I would appreciate it!
CaptainHonest
10-12-22, 16:02
Thanks Mass. Which one did you try? Maybe I'll try the other. I feel like Deng's might be legit from the google reviews.
Yes I visited yesterday for 30 minutes with no luck. Ladies are attractive so I'd try again. Full cover BTW.
BurtForPres
10-12-22, 17:23
I'd also be ears for a good table shower anywhere in the TC or nearby. Supposedly ya'll keep saying Dragon Star Spa has one, but I got repeatedly shot down for a request. Even went there and asked in person to a resounding no. Mamasan there is hot tho.
SexToyMagic
10-12-22, 17:31
Anywhere at all in the area offer this?
ChrisNoit2
10-12-22, 18:20
Anywhere at all in the area offer this?Yes, try rain aka sweet rain. She was good. Finished in 69 position. There is also Chrissy but she is straight mechanical, located in South Minneapolis. Both on TER.
PenilePerson15
10-13-22, 23:56
Visited Kara this week. Not sure I saw her face the entire time, her back was to me when I walked in, then I was face down on the table, then she turned away from me during the handjob. Decent rub, she seems to have some CMT skills. Had to ask for the perky tits during handjob, decent finish. For 120 can't complain I guess. Located in quiet South Mpls neighborhood.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2944964
CaptainHonest
10-14-22, 00:09
How's it going Fellas! Someone recommended Sunshine off MNE to me, and I forgot who. Anyone seen this gal before. Any intel would be great. She wants to schedule with me and she wants to quick, but her TER Reviews aren't the best. TIA.
Capt.
Visited Kara this week. Not sure I saw her face the entire time, her back was to me when I walked in, then I was face down on the table, then she turned away from me during the handjob. Decent rub, she seems to have some CMT skills. Had to ask for the perky tits during handjob, decent finish. For 120 can't complain I guess. Located in quiet South Mpls neighborhood.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2944964Was that 120 flat rate for the full hour? No upcharges?
Visited Kara this week. Not sure I saw her face the entire time, her back was to me when I walked in, then I was face down on the table, then she turned away from me during the handjob. Decent rub, she seems to have some CMT skills. Had to ask for the perky tits during handjob, decent finish. For 120 can't complain I guess. Located in quiet South Mpls neighborhood.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2944964She says she screens. How did that go for you?
Does anyone know where I can get good prostate action? Looking for a prostate massage and teasing.
PenilePerson15
10-14-22, 14:12
She says she screens. How did that go for you?I offered to provide a reference up front and she didn't take me up on offer. 120 flat rate, didn't feel like tipping as service didn't warrant it and I'm not coming back.
New to this hobby, having trouble finding an AMP around me in St. Paul area, can anyone guild me the right way.
Through a fellow member's PMs received an AMP lead, and visited twice.
https://rosemassagemn.square.site/
They are located on the second floor of a nice office building in a South West suburb just off 494. I have actually*gone twice now. The first time was an ok L1 without any topless. Since then I have been getting text messages of their facility updates and recently a text about a new provider, Melissa. Decided to give her a chance, to see if things might expand with the new provider and second time at this location. Scheduled a 45 minute appointment texting directly back so she would know I was a returning client. However, the massage was just OK, but ended, without a HE and only a "next time". Given what we are doing and asking for, I completely give full latitude for comfort levels. But, for me I will not be repeating. Personally I only get out about every two months, and just don't have the time to play games getting to know each provider at the AMP.
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10-15-22, 21:09
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Congratulations, this was your second one in less than a week.
A2
LastsLonger
10-17-22, 06:58
The poster probably won't get it!
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No but I did, which is why you will forever be moderated.
The purpose of this forum is to exchange information between men about sex with women.
You telling guys not to post, or that something bad will happen if they do is one of the worst violations of our terms of service. We used to just ban people for doing it, now we put them on moderation and they never get off.
All of the standard reasons you guys give are bullshit, cops don't use the forum for info, they have to authenticate info before they can use it and anonymous web sites don't satisfy the rules of evidence. They have way better sources of info than this site.
Who really gives a fuck if the chicks read it, you guys say "now she stopped giving services because of what she saw" doesn't she still have rent? Car payments? Insurance? Maybe they stop until the rent it due.
What most guys like you do is take it to PM, telling guys they are posting too much, if you do, I'll find out and I will ban you.
In any event, I hope it was worth it.
A2
Anybody been there, worth a visit? I love Koreans and I saw on another forum it's supposed to be a K-girl place. I mostly frequent the Chinese apts bc I want FS. It's frustrating to me to drop the same cash for DIY and a shitty massage. If we had K-Girl AMPs like Chicago, I would spend way too much money there tbh. Feel free to PM me.
Through a fellow member's PMs received an AMP lead, and visited twice.
https://rosemassagemn.square.site/
They are located on the second floor of a nice office building in a South West suburb just off 494. I have actually*gone twice now. The first time was an ok L1 without any topless. Since then I have been getting text messages of their facility updates and recently a text about a new provider, Melissa. Decided to give her a chance, to see if things might expand with the new provider and second time at this location. Scheduled a 45 minute appointment texting directly back so she would know I was a returning client. However, the massage was just OK, but ended, without a HE and only a "next time". Given what we are doing and asking for, I completely give full latitude for comfort levels. But, for me I will not be repeating. Personally I only get out about every two months, and just don't have the time to play games getting to know each provider at the AMP.Vio109.
I feel your pain.
I also fell for the old "new Girl " scam. I thought the sexy pictures they sent me were a clear indication of some fun. Nope! She was a totally "Do Not Touch" and she never took off the cover.
Will not return.
Seems like the majority of people post here about AMPs. Is that because people.
Like AMPs?
Like AMP convenience?
Too few independents in town?
Other?
Could be a fun discussion.
Vio109.
I feel your pain.
I also fell for the old "new Girl " scam. I thought the sexy pictures they sent me were a clear indication of some fun. Nope! She was a totally "Do Not Touch" and she never took off the cover.
Will not return.All I did was laugh at myself, because I thought I have this figured out. .
Seems like the majority of people post here about AMPs. Is that because people.
Like AMPs?
Like AMP convenience?
Too few independents in town?
Other?
Could be a fun discussion.Personally I like the convenience of an AMP. Generally easy for day of scheduling.
This MSP forum is for Massage Parlors, and another is for Escorts. Independents masseuses (many can get comfortable with FS) are not really discussed on this website. I only go to AMPs about 1/2 the time, the rest independents. I have managed a deep list of providers I have seen several times and highly reviewed providers I have not. One just needs to have enough positive past providers for any screening. There are ALOT of independents, with a wide variety of menus, ages, and locations. Be prepared most are much more then an AMP.
Personally I like the convenience of an AMP. Generally easy for day of scheduling.
This MSP forum is for Massage Parlors, and another is for Escorts. Independents masseuses (many can get comfortable with FS) are not really discussed on this website. I only go to AMPs about 1/2 the time, the rest independents. I have managed a deep list of providers I have seen several times and highly reviewed providers I have not. One just needs to have enough positive past providers for any screening. There are ALOT of independents, with a wide variety of menus, ages, and locations. Be prepared most are much more then an AMP.Yes, it seems like this forum is for brick and mortar massage parlors. I am guessing that independent massage therapists fall through the cracks.
Would it make sense to request the creation of an independent massage therapist section for Minneapolis?
Personally I like the convenience of an AMP. Generally easy for day of scheduling.
This MSP forum is for Massage Parlors, and another is for Escorts. Independents masseuses (many can get comfortable with FS) are not really discussed on this website. I only go to AMPs about 1/2 the time, the rest independents. I have managed a deep list of providers I have seen several times and highly reviewed providers I have not. One just needs to have enough positive past providers for any screening. There are ALOT of independents, with a wide variety of menus, ages, and locations. Be prepared most are much more then an AMP.Indies may be more of a sure thing, but there's the hope of a good AMP visit and also usually available on a short notice. Good to switch them up, especially if you have references at the fingertip.
Yes, it seems like this forum is for brick and mortar massage parlors. I am guessing that independent massage therapists fall through the cracks.
Would it make sense to request the creation of an independent massage therapist section for Minneapolis?There are blurred lines between independent massage and escort. I could see escort be expanded, but that is a consideration for the top moderators. We are not the first to discuss this.
Anything Cool
10-18-22, 10:08
Personally I like the convenience of an AMP. Generally easy for day of scheduling.
This MSP forum is for Massage Parlors, and another is for Escorts. Independents masseuses (many can get comfortable with FS) are not really discussed on this website. I only go to AMPs about 1/2 the time, the rest independents. I have managed a deep list of providers I have seen several times and highly reviewed providers I have not. One just needs to have enough positive past providers for any screening. There are ALOT of independents, with a wide variety of menus, ages, and locations. Be prepared most are much more then an AMP.I like the convenience of AMPs. However, recently (the last year or so) I have come to the conclusion that AMPs are the sexual equivalent of fast food. Good when you need something quick and easy. However, just as your health would suffer with a steady diet of fast food, your sexual satisfaction will suffer with a steady AMP diet. I find that I need to balance AMPs visits with Indy and Escorts. Lately I have been forgoing AMP visits to have more money to spend on Indys or escorts. Maybe if our area had a better selection of AMPs I would feel different.
As I am getting older I find that I am valuing quality over quantity. I would rather have one great experience, than 3-5 mediocre to bad experiences.
Cool Calm Pete
10-18-22, 10:55
It obvious the quality of experience is very different between the two. AMP's can be great if you build some rapport. I also feel like most the Indy's a few years ago were a lot more budget friendly but I rarely ever felt relaxed or valued. These days the prices are quite frankly out of my range.
MassErrection
10-18-22, 16:43
It obvious the quality of experience is very different between the two. AMP's can be great if you build some rapport. I also feel like most the Indy's a few years ago were a lot more budget friendly but I rarely ever felt relaxed or valued. These days the prices are quite frankly out of my range.Indy's are expensive and a playground for stds. How much pussy and ass I've paid for lucky I haven't caught anything. I've tried practically every girl on MNE and I don't feel any special achievement. Kind of like male porn stars who get depressed and you know because they can't have normal relationships. I really enjoy the AMPs at the beginning when you'd get young pretty girls, or the thrill of walking in and seeing a new girl that catches your eye. Now days there are none of those experiences in the TC.
OnlyMe1234
10-18-22, 16:53
Has anyone seen Sage? I did a search on here and saw some posts from a while back but one of them mentioned an out of state number so not sure if it's the same lady or not. Any info would be greatly appreciated. TIA.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-perfect-massage-open-daily/7547188584.html
OnlyMe1234
10-18-22, 17:25
I see this debate has come around again. I still do both as they both have their pros and cons.
AMPs.
Pros:
-cheaper, although the price has gone up.
-lot easier to get into, no verification.
-more convenient, easy to set an appointment or often times can just show up.
Cons:
-Usually older and not very attractive.
-service is not guaranteed.
-even if you get a HE, it's not always that great.
Independents / agency.
Pros:
-the providers are better looking.
-better service and more of a guarantee you're going to get the service you want.
Cons:
-more expensive, some becoming way too expensive.
-many require verification which can be a pain.
-can be difficult to get an appointment and often need to be scheduled days in advance.
-many will either not respond or ghost you after the initially responding.
Basically, it comes down to how much you want to spend and how many hoops you want to jump through versus how attractive you want them to be and how good do you want the service to be.
CaptainHonest
10-18-22, 17:39
Contacted Sage many times. She bails last minute, or never provides number. Chats for a few then just ghost.
Has anyone seen Sage? I did a search on here and saw some posts from a while back but one of them mentioned an out of state number so not sure if it's the same lady or not. Any info would be greatly appreciated. TIA.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-perfect-massage-open-daily/7547188584.html
CarpMaster
10-18-22, 20:13
I like the convenience of AMPs. However, recently (the last year or so) I have come to the conclusion that AMPs are the sexual equivalent of fast food. Good when you need something quick and easy. However, just as your health would suffer with a steady diet of fast food, your sexual satisfaction will suffer with a steady AMP diet. I find that I need to balance AMPs visits with Indy and Escorts. Lately I have been forgoing AMP visits to have more money to spend on Indys or escorts. Maybe if our area had a better selection of AMPs I would feel different.
As I am getting older I find that I am valuing quality over quantity. I would rather have one great experience, than 3-5 mediocre to bad experiences.I've never been to an Indy or Escorts. I have been getting level 1 for close to 5 years and the thrill is dying off. There are times I can't finish. Not sure if that is due to age or the fast food diet you mentioned in your comment.
Maybe I need balance as well.
MassErrection
10-18-22, 21:49
I remember starting out years ago and tipping $20 for massage with he. Hell I didn't know better and continued to tip that until recently. Now some regulars want $40 $50 $60, no way man $40 is most I'll pay.
I've never been to an Indy or Escorts. I have been getting level 1 for close to 5 years and the thrill is dying off. There are times I can't finish. Not sure if that is due to age or the fast food diet you mentioned in your comment.
Maybe I need balance as well.I've experienced this as well. Used to just go whenever I had the urge. Thrill wasn't there anymore and had a difficult time finishing. Felt dissatisfied and wished I didn't waste my funds.
I suggest trying the escort scene. Plenty of options out there. Make sure to see a reputable provider though. I feel like independents focus more on you than massage providers. Massage providers just go through the motions. That being said, massage parlors offer convenience.
TheNorthernMan
10-19-22, 12:02
Seems like the majority of people post here about AMPs. Is that because people.
Like AMPs?
Like AMP convenience?
Too few independents in town?
Other?
Could be a fun discussion.I think a majority of people who do AMPs (then further complain about it) and just simply too cheap.
MassErrection
10-19-22, 13:48
I've experienced this as well. Used to just go whenever I had the urge. Thrill wasn't there anymore and had a difficult time finishing. Felt dissatisfied and wished I didn't waste my funds.
I suggest trying the escort scene. Plenty of options out there. Make sure to see a reputable provider though. I feel like independents focus more on you than massage providers. Massage providers just go through the motions. That being said, massage parlors offer convenience.I have 3 providers that I see regularly. They keep the price low since I see them often and they like me. If you're can get an arrangement like that it's a great gig.
TheNorthernMan
10-19-22, 14:37
I remember starting out years ago and tipping $20 for massage with he. Hell I didn't know better and continued to tip that until recently. Now some regulars want $40 $50 $60, no way man $40 is most I'll pay.The fact that we only expect to pay as little as $20 for people to touch all of our crusty little dicks is the issue. I don't know if many of us here would touch a fish smelling pussy from someone twice their size for a $20. It's all about perspective. Is it worth for them to tug someone nasty for only $20? Probably not.
Deutsche205
10-19-22, 15:38
Visited T Massage in Roseville the other day. Nice, older woman with an OK massage. Only complaints would have been the small table and lack of ventilation. No extras or teasing.
MassErrection
10-19-22, 15:50
Visited T Massage in Roseville the other day. Nice, older woman with an OK massage. Only complaints would have been the small table and lack of ventilation. No extras or teasing.Yes that place is legit OK massage. You can try harmony or Zen spa or health massage north of there.
Deutsche205
10-19-22, 18:56
Yes that place is legit OK massage. You can try harmony or Zen spa or health massage north of there.Zen Spa, I have been there a few times, guess I haven't broken the code there. I like the people, older but slender and very friendly. Guess I may need to keep trying. At least the massage is top notch. Knew about the other 2 locales.
Thanks Mass.
MassErrection
10-19-22, 19:45
The fact that we only expect to pay as little as $20 for people to touch all of our crusty little dicks is the issue. I don't know if many of us here would touch a fish smelling pussy from someone twice their size for a $20. It's all about perspective. Is it worth for them to tug someone nasty for only $20? Probably not.Funny thing is it worked for so long, I'd give them $20 and continued to see them. They never once ask for more. Eventually Hudson parlors wanted $40 and that's been that way for year now. Keep in mind that most girls I saw would just go for my junk wouldn't have to ask. Kind of the reason I got in this game. My first time Asian lady asked me to take of my underwear, shortly flipped me over, tugged my for 10 seconds and I came.
Know of Any independent Asian provider who see AA? LOL it's hard out here for a Brotha.
TheNorthernMan
10-20-22, 10:11
Funny thing is it worked for so long, I'd give them $20 and continued to see them. They never once ask for more. Eventually Hudson parlors wanted $40 and that's been that way for year now. Keep in mind that most girls I saw would just go for my junk wouldn't have to ask. Kind of the reason I got in this game. My first time Asian lady asked me to take of my underwear, shortly flipped me over, tugged my for 10 seconds and I came.Times have changed. Things got more expensive, your dick got Olde and more smelly, it comes with age and the tolerance for a rub and tug is probably how it higher and they probably don't want to deal with just a $20. These days a large combo meal at McDonald's cost almost $20. Would you really give a tug for a big Mac and fries?
TheNorthernMan
10-20-22, 10:13
Know of Any independent Asian provider who see AA? LOL it's hard out here for a Brotha.Try AJ Bliss. She has good reviews, I just can't vouch for he because she doesn't see fellow Asians.
MassErrection
10-20-22, 10:44
Know of Any independent Asian provider who see AA? LOL it's hard out here for a Brotha.Ask Captain honest, he's AA and gets ton of action.
Try AJ Bliss. She has good reviews, I just can't vouch for he because she doesn't see fellow Asians.Got a site?
Cool Calm Pete
10-20-22, 12:54
Zen Spa, I have been there a few times, guess I haven't broken the code there. I like the people, older but slender and very friendly. Guess I may need to keep trying. At least the massage is top notch. Knew about the other 2 locales.
Thanks Mass.Zen is legit. Been there a few times. Great massage but nothing more.
MassErrection
10-20-22, 13:04
Try AJ Bliss. She has good reviews, I just can't vouch for he because she doesn't see fellow Asians.Yeah I see that sometimes. Why is that?
TheNorthernMan
10-20-22, 13:40
Got a site?https://tryst.link/massage/miss-aj-bliss
Got a site?https://tryst.link/massage/miss-aj-bliss
https://naughtynsexy.com/talent/almond-joy/
WoozerBuck
10-20-22, 18:05
New to this hobby, having trouble finding an AMP around me in St. Paul area, can anyone guild me the right way.You will get what you want from younger massage girl, its my go to. Queen Massage in Chippewa Falls may offer more, not sure yet. Feel free to PM for more info on local girls.
Buck.
MitchP4735
10-20-22, 18:34
Zen is legit. Been there a few times. Great massage but nothing more.Next time ask for Julie, let her know you have been there before and especially enjoyed yourself.
MassErrection
10-20-22, 19:13
You will get what you want from younger massage girl, its my go to. Queen Massage in Chippewa Falls may offer more, not sure yet. Feel free to PM for more info on local girls.
Buck.Sounds like you had a fun time with Lulu did you let her massage your junk with her pretty feet?
Anything Cool
10-20-22, 20:56
You will get what you want from younger massage girl, its my go to. Queen Massage in Chippewa Falls may offer more, not sure yet. Feel free to PM for more info on local girls.
Buck.Queen Massage in Chippewa Falls is closed.
HumbleChap
10-20-22, 22:07
Queen Massage in Chippewa Falls is closed.I've spent way too much time searching for a new number / location associated with the pictures. Nothing.
CarpMaster
10-20-22, 22:48
Funny thing is it worked for so long, I'd give them $20 and continued to see them. They never once ask for more. Eventually Hudson parlors wanted $40 and that's been that way for year now. Keep in mind that most girls I saw would just go for my junk wouldn't have to ask. Kind of the reason I got in this game. My first time Asian lady asked me to take of my underwear, shortly flipped me over, tugged my for 10 seconds and I came.Couple things about todays posts.
I've never wore underwear during a massage.
Seen Julie mentioned in a few post at Zen. Keep going to her and it will happen.
From craigslist;.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-increase-range-of-motion/7548133107.html
Ad looks ordinary above board but the email is about a bodyrub search service.
MassErrection
10-21-22, 10:43
From craigslist;.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-increase-range-of-motion/7548133107.html
Ad looks ordinary above board but the email is about a bodyrub search service.Wow she's pretty. Let me know if you get any luck. I avoid CL because I've only had 20'percent success rate scheduling. The one girl I did meet was a rare gem, fresh clean young and sexy.
TheNorthernMan
10-21-22, 14:43
Yeah I see that sometimes. Why is that?From what I've learned since moving here, the majority of the Asians up here seem to be Hmong. And they seem to be a very very tight knit community with very few degrees of separation. That's always been my theory is that she's afraid to run into someone who knows someone.
MitchP4735
10-21-22, 14:46
Trying to figure out what the bathtubs here are about, do I clean myself or do I get assistance?
😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this 😂.
MitchP4735
10-21-22, 15:45
😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this.You should be worried about that battery level my man.
I've gotten messages like this before and they mean nothing.
😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this 😂.Google translate fail.
😂128514; I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but get a load of this 😂.Probably another bitcoin phishing scam, but since there is a return phone number and you feel up to it you could pass it on to LE. Threatening to kill you is a very serious crime, you could play dumb with regard to the sex part.
DaveBecker
10-23-22, 11:53
Body healing massage is probably one place that is legit that I've been able to go safely to get l1.Any tips on who to see or how to crack the code would be appreciated. DM sent but your inbox is full.
BurtForPres
10-24-22, 11:43
Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .
Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .Not sure where you have been seeing reports in the Minnesota forum about table showers, as I don't recall seeing any reports. Would love to know where they are available as well. One of the Hudson locations had one that sucked, I would not wish that on an enemy though. It seems very few locations around here are in that game.
Anything Cool
10-24-22, 18:18
Not sure where you have been seeing reports in the Minnesota forum about table showers, as I don't recall seeing any reports. Would love to know where they are available as well. One of the Hudson locations had one that sucked, I would not wish that on an enemy though. It seems very few locations around here are in that game.Many of the parlors that had table showers have taken them out. They didn't get the memo that table showers = extras anywhere else in the country but MN.
Vita Day Spa in Shoreview has a table shower,.
BurtForPres
10-24-22, 20:24
Many of the parlors that had table showers have taken them out. They didn't get the memo that table showers = extras anywhere else in the country but MN.
Vita Day Spa in Shoreview has a table shower,.I'll scope the joint this week hopefully. Even if it ends up uneventful, I'll still take it as a victory and report. Table showers do seem rare around here.
I think the report I read were quite old, so that's on me for having old data I guess.
Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .I'm not sure what the obsession with the Table.
Shower is. They literally just dump a bunch of water over you and scrub you down with soap. Vita Spa up in Shoreview had one as a couple of years ago. Other than that it's been years since I remember anyone having them. East Lake Health did.
SexToyMagic
10-24-22, 22:57
Visited two spots. Bother charge $70. Both kept the sheet over balls. Then they both Thought a $10 tip from a pissed off customer wasn't enough. Heavenly Asian massage gave a good massage but left in satisfied. Phoenix massage was the worst massage I've ever had. The lady massages like she was on speed. Just jerky punchy movements. It hit zero spots and never felt good for a second. I honestly think he massage movements were that of someone on speed or meth. Huge disappointment from two places that google reviews made seem like a sure thing. Does this whole area just suck? These fucking places are straight up false advertising. Theu draw egg be e to be out of business because no one would ever return. And hopefully you read this never consider going in the first place.
Cool Calm Pete
10-24-22, 23:05
She's back.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/3219400
I've personally had a bad experience. Communication, scheduling, and massage was terrible. Not 28. Closer to double that. Maybe others have had luck. I'd rather be reporting on a good experience but seems to be a trend.
SexToyMagic
10-24-22, 23:13
Visited two spots. Bother charge $70. Both kept the sheet over balls. Then they both Thought a $10 tip from a pissed off customer wasn't enough. Heavenly Asian massage gave a good massage but left in satisfied. Phoenix massage was the worst massage I've ever had. The lady massages like she was on speed. Just jerky punchy movements. It hit zero spots and never felt good for a second. I honestly think he massage movements were that of someone on speed or meth. Huge disappointment from two places that google reviews made seem like a sure thing. Does this whole area just suck? These fucking places are straight up false advertising. Theu draw egg be e to be out of business because no one would ever return. And hopefully you read this never consider going in the first place.Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.
BurtForPres
10-25-22, 10:01
Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.Iowa has better everything when it comes to the sex industry. Strip clubs, massage parlors, even adult theaters. It really baffles me that a conservative state with the fraction of MN's population just has it better. I really miss my solo trips through Iowa.
Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.Did not see a report, bummer!
Am I just a complete amateur when it comes to requesting table showers? I've requested one at every AMP I get L1 action at and get stonewalled. The weird part is that each of these locations have reported having table showers in the past after some digging. Is there some sort of reason no AMP I've been to wants to divulge the table shower? Or does anyone have a place that has easy access table showers? At this point, I don't even particularly care if I get a HE with a table shower, I just want to know what it's like .Try Amazing Massage in St Louis Park off of 394 and Louisiana. Shower okay and L1 is tough to be had.
SexToyMagic
10-25-22, 16:33
Did not see a report, bummer!Never typed up the report. I usually don't report all my findings.
She's back.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/3219400
I've personally had a bad experience. Communication, scheduling, and massage was terrible. Not 28. Closer to double that. Maybe others have had luck. I'd rather be reporting on a good experience but seems to be a trend.Is this the lady from White Bear lake? If so, she has used many names in the past. Yeah, I would not bother if she is who I think she is.
Everything stated in the quote would be true in this case. If she is who I think she is, she was also known as Jamie and I saw her once as Amber. As Amber, I saw her like 20 years ago and she had a few extra pounds even then. I saw her as Jamie Lynn once, and she had gained weight. As Amber she did a nude massage but no HE for me or touching of her. Nice sparce red pubes.
CarpMaster
10-25-22, 18:38
Driving and typing a rant out was a bad idea. I can't believe Iowa has been massage parlors then Minneapolis. I did find a place in Rochester a couple weeks ago that was good. Lady was amazing and they had a free shower bath at the end to get all the oils off. Damn near fell in love with this lady.I agree with you on the place in Rochester. I've been there 3 times. Great massage, good English, love the table shower. I seen a few places posted in the cities, but never tried them.
SexToyMagic
10-25-22, 19:24
If someone can pm a sure thing near Egan I will share my Rochester location. I really want a satisfying evening.
Member #6379
10-25-22, 19:45
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/hws/d/buffalo-lotus-massage/7549801177.html
Looks promising??
Who knows.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/hws/d/buffalo-lotus-massage/7549801177.html
Looks promising??
Who knows.Google about Buffalo AMP's. There has been trouble in the area in the last few years. Personally, I would not expect much for services you are probably looking for, or be worried about service you are looking for.
Good luck.
Deutsche205
10-25-22, 23:00
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/hws/d/buffalo-lotus-massage/7549801177.html
Looks promising??
Who knows.The phone number for the place is also the same for the now closed My Time Massage in Champlin. I would guess it is the same owner. I never had anything more than a very good, strong massage there.
MassErrection
10-26-22, 11:09
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-relaxing-atmosphere-with/7550084228.html
MassErrection
10-27-22, 09:08
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-massage-by-marie/7550390837.html
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-massage-by-marie/7550390837.htmlLOL yikes.
IrishMnGuy
10-27-22, 11:14
Hey there fellow mongers, a couple of points of interest.
1) Acupressure Massage on University. Honestly, one of the best massages I think I've ever had for the price. That being said, despite what I thought were hints in the right direction, I've been twice with no success. If you want your back to feel great, absolutely check it out, otherwise this is not your place.
2) Honey from MNE. Massage was not good. There was no teasing. Conversation was. Weird. She means well and has a great body for her age, but I don't think I'd recommend to be totally honest, there are just flat out better options.
I've got a few spots in the northern burbs that I've had some success at if anyone wants to swap info. I'd give my left foot for an AMP with ladies with something bigger than a C cup too. Good luck out there my friends!
BurtForPres
10-27-22, 14:25
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-massage-by-marie/7550390837.htmlTexted her like thrice now. No response. Hope you have more success. I kinda have a thing for older white ladies.
Texted her like thrice now. No response. Hope you have more success. I kinda have a thing for older white ladies.She's been around for years, hadn't seen her post anything in a long time. She use to go by Dawn Marie, huge cans not much to look at. I saw her years ago when she was younger, like 50 LOL.
JoeMaleMpls
10-28-22, 09:49
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/hws/d/saint-paul-addiction-coach-grief/7550536092.html
Nothing to do with massage but all of a sudden I feel like I need help dealing with some grief.
Happy Fridays gentleman.
Cheers.
LastsLonger
10-28-22, 12:21
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/hws/d/saint-paul-addiction-coach-grief/7550536092.html
Nothing to do with massage but all of a sudden I feel like I need help dealing with some grief.
Happy Fridays gentleman.
Cheers.See if you can get a massage, I find that always helps me!
LastsLonger
10-28-22, 12:47
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/hws/d/saint-paul-addiction-coach-grief/7550536092.html
Nothing to do with massage but all of a sudden I feel like I need help dealing with some grief.
Happy Fridays gentleman.
Cheers.She has friends that do this in the background. You might have a chance!
If someone can pm a sure thing near Egan I will share my Rochester location. I really want a satisfying evening.I sent you solid info, no response about this mythical AMP in Roch.
Hey there fellow mongers, a couple of points of interest.
2) Honey from MNE. Massage was not good. There was no teasing. Conversation was. Weird. She means well and has a great body for her age, but I don't think I'd recommend to be totally honest, there are just flat out better options.For me Honey was refreshing the first time, second not so much, but I mentioned the difference on the third time and back to good service. But I'm 60+ so older works for my bones, I put her into my rotation cause the hours work for me now, & the drive to the East works for me too. YMMV.
Ridley1991
10-29-22, 23:10
I finally tried this one out after another member posted a long review. My experience with Sunny was not as good. Back massage for the first 20 minutes was good and she was ok with me being uncovered. I thought she was attractive and had a nice curvy body. When she moved to my legs and butt she was really getting deep into my groin area from behind but not actually touching the important parts. I put out all the signals and telling her how good that felt. Uncovered still on the flip and she could not have been rubbing closer to my dick and balls without actually touching them. After this went on for about five minutes I was sure she was going to move my hand to DIY but she did not. Everything was sensual massage was good but no release for me.
Anyone else have an experience here? Maybe return visits are needed?
Ridley1991
10-29-22, 23:16
There are some well known places in this city, but if anyone is heading there I had a great time a few weeks ago. Regular AMP, sexy thin girls with natural C and great long hard nipples. Very sensual massage only HJ but with top up pants down and FIV. The best part was when she leaned over me still jerking and the dirty talk whispered in my ear was awesome. Definitely going back there next time I'm in town.
JoeMaleMpls
10-31-22, 09:30
http://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/minnesota/minneapolis/97699227
Anyone tried it with success?
Anything Cool
10-31-22, 10:31
http://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/minnesota/minneapolis/97699227
Anyone tried it with success?Fake ad. No way to contact except email. If you do respond, the email you used will be hit with large amounts of spam. The whole ad screams TGTBT.
There are some well known places in this city, but if anyone is heading there I had a great time a few weeks ago. Regular AMP, sexy thin girls with natural C and great long hard nipples. Very sensual massage only HJ but with top up pants down and FIV. The best part was when she leaned over me still jerking and the dirty talk whispered in my ear was awesome. Definitely going back there next time I'm in town.We all love Madison, Minnesota. It's an AMP mecca:-S.
ChrisNoit2
11-01-22, 18:30
http://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/minnesota/minneapolis/97699227
Anyone tried it with success?Stay away bro. Way to many flags.
Tried Relax in Burnsville last time I was in the area. Stopped in Midafternoon, only one person working, nobody else there. Decent massage. 6 for 45. Nothing else to report unfortunately. YMMV.
This popped up while I was scouting today.
https://hot.com/us/mn/burnsville/escorts/gallery/nadia/m-7xHO
So, does anyone know if she is active again?
Has some fun with her before the pandemic.
LastsLonger
11-02-22, 08:27
This popped up while I was scouting today.
https://hot.com/us/mn/burnsville/escorts/gallery/nadia/m-7xHO
So, does anyone know if she is active again?
Has some fun with her before the pandemic.Did you? How was it, had an appt years ago drove all the way out there to her place and stopped messaging. Waste of time, possibly second chance if worth it. I heard rumblings she's not all there.
http://superasian.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/minnesota/minneapolis/97699227
Anyone tried it with success?Phone number looks suspicious and the prices are listed. You're asking for trouble going into a session with rates advertised. Even though the advertisement is for a massage, the last picture clearly shows a sex act.
BurtForPres
11-02-22, 12:41
So I took the plunge last Friday and visited the table shower joint in Shoreview ya'll hinted me to. Honest review time.
Small, dingy place. Nothing like the photos show. Those are all probably the White Bear Lake location. There was just 1 lady there, older mamasan type, 50 at least. I had to wait for another monger to get wrapped up. She escorted me to a really small massage table room. It was kinda like the main office room with a computer and random shit. With a massage table in it. Very weird.
Got naked, threw on a robe, headed to the table shower room. This room was easily the dingiest room in the joint. Very worn in, looked like a bathroom in east Asia. The table itself was ok, the mat I laid on was very aged. The shower itself was quite nice though. Cleaned up the under carriage quite nicely. She gave a nice tease to the little guy. Gripped him nice and used the showerhead to spray him for a good 20 seconds. Not much more tease than that. I felt great afterwards.
Got done, toweled off, headed to the table. The massage was okay, but she did no lower back massage. I also kinda hated the hot stones. The most tease she did on the table was cup my crack with her hand and say "massage here too? This sucked, since the tease is one of my favorite parts of this. Flipped and she got to work on little guy with some oil.
This is the part where she quite literally had me by the balls. I was rock hard and she was stroking away when she started negotiation. I wasn't aware, but sje was charging 125 for the shower and 30 minutes of massage itself. She was hassling me for an additional 80 on top. Hell to the fucking no way this was a 2 bill kinda visit. Unfortunately, at this point my big head wasn't thinking too well. I haggled down to a 55 tip, making this a 180 visit. Jesus christ, that's more than I pay for a 2 pop session at my favorite joint. She mived and sat in the table inbetween my legs for the finish. I'd never tried that, so I guess that's nice. She declined a request for prostate massage. No surprise there.
She finished up, milked him good after she finished, handed me a towel to wipe down and left. WTF, I usually get wiped down with a hot towel nice and personally. This was the last sour note. I wiped myself down (cock and balls still oily because the towel wasn't hot), threw on my shit, paid, and left as quick as I could.
I have to say, I loved the table shower. It's a god damned shame this is the only place to get one with L1! If anyone has any other good to go table shower + L1 joints, really please let me know. I guess I TOFTT here, but I got to give this joint a no-go ya'll.
TL; DR: I finally know the joy of table showers, but also the agony that is the lack of good places in the TC that have them.
ChrisNoit2
11-02-22, 13:54
Tried Relax in Burnsville last time I was in the area. Stopped in Midafternoon, only one person working, nobody else there. Decent massage. 6 for 45. Nothing else to report unfortunately. YMMV.Relax oasis? Which one. There are two.
Relax oasis? Which one. There are two.Yes, Relax Oasis.
Texted her like thrice now. No response. Hope you have more success. I kinda have a thing for older white ladies.She's been around for years, hadn't seen her post anything in a long time. She use to go by Dawn Marie, huge cans not much to look at. I saw her years ago when she was younger, like 50 LOL.
I moved recently after finding a place I really liked and was wondering where people here search for Indies even if it isn't one that offers extras. I just want the girls to look good and it would be nice if they had a shower at the location or were ok with more nudity than one might expect at a legit massage therapist.
If you have any recommendations in east St. Paul that'd be cool too.
ChrisNoit2
11-03-22, 10:47
Yes, Relax Oasis.Go back ask for May.
DudeMan8512
11-03-22, 11:40
Anyone check out that new joint lucky massage in Saint Michael?
Member #6379
11-03-22, 15:19
Go back ask for May.Thanks for any info.
Member #6379
11-03-22, 15:20
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-ukrainian-style-massage/7553237591.html
Go back ask for May.Thanks for the info. I will report back if I get the opportunity.
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/hws/d/minneapolis-ukrainian-style-massage/7553237591.htmlSaw her recently, no extras (I heard from someone here they might have done it before but nothing was offered to me), I think she's pretty and she didn't drape me much while on my stomach.
Worked well for my wants but not for anyone looking for more, it was a pretty good massage though and both of her locations have a shower. If you end up going to her home office be sure to request that she prepares the shower when making an appointment.
Anyone check out that new joint lucky massage in Saint Michael?Didn't know it was there. I'm interested too. I'll check it out soon if no one responds.
Saw her recently, no extras (I heard from someone here they might have done it before but nothing was offered to me), I think she's pretty and she didn't drape me much while on my stomach.
Worked well for my wants but not for anyone looking for more, it was a pretty good massage though and both of her locations have a shower. If you end up going to her home office be sure to request that she prepares the shower when making an appointment.Yeah, the time I saw her in her house the cat litter box was in the shower. I have not been to the new location; good to know there is a shower there.
Good massage but never erotic for me. I think Mass got more from this group but not necessarily from this therapist (Angela). But to my knowledge nobody else has received extras from this extended group. Each of the two principals has people working for them, so it is hard to narrow down who did what for him.
In general, the Ukrainians / Russians don't offer extras. They cluster in Edina and my guess is Edina LE visits them from time to time.
JoeMaleMpls
11-04-22, 09:02
Saw her recently, no extras (I heard from someone here they might have done it before but nothing was offered to me), I think she's pretty and she didn't drape me much while on my stomach.
Worked well for my wants but not for anyone looking for more, it was a pretty good massage though and both of her locations have a shower. If you end up going to her home office be sure to request that she prepares the shower when making an appointment.I can second the no extras but will add she was the biggest tease I have had before. I wrote a review before too. She comes in the room and removed the towel completely which normally is a good sign. Got deep into inner thigh still nothing. Flip still no dripping she even looks at it and goes "oh my very nice but, we don't do that here" continued to massage getting closer and closer running her nails all around and so so close continue to look into my eyes with a smile licking her lips. Then wouldn't even let my DIY. Massage was good but didn't feel relaxed at all when I left.
I think Mass was able to break through but he is the only one I have ever heard of doing so.
JoeMaleMpls
11-04-22, 09:11
This popped up while I was scouting today.
https://hot.com/us/mn/burnsville/escorts/gallery/nadia/m-7xHO
So, does anyone know if she is active again?
Has some fun with her before the pandemic.Funny story I saw her about 20th years ago. Not she if she was working back then. We met outside the seen and when back to her house. No massage at all but she has a great Hoover for a mouth however the wall in the meat room have seen better days. It was stretched out and she made weird noises during sex. I had to go greek just to finish she did pretty wet (no squirt) but running down her leg. Not she if she has kids or what but that meat locker had no friction left. Never saw her again but not surprised she a working girl now. Not the only one I see working that I hooked up with in the past.
Again no idea what her service is like and she was pretty annoying back then.
Anyone check out that new joint lucky massage in Saint Michael?Went yesterday, parking sucks. Curtain for doors. 2 ladies, neither much to look at. Good massage actually from MT. Standard.
HumbleChap
11-04-22, 11:01
Went yesterday, parking sucks. Curtain for doors. 2 ladies, neither much to look at. Good massage actually from MT. Standard.Parking does suck. Walk 100 feet across a lawn or park in the one designated spot. Of note, the upstairs has futons / closed doors. Services that are available at nearby providers are available here for less of a tip, but more whining. YMMV.
DudeMan8512
11-04-22, 14:04
Went yesterday, parking sucks. Curtain for doors. 2 ladies, neither much to look at. Good massage actually from MT. Standard.Thanks for the update.
Funny story I saw her about 20th years ago. Not she if she was working back then. We met outside the seen and when back to her house. No massage at all but she has a great Hoover for a mouth however the wall in the meat room have seen better days. It was stretched out and she made weird noises during sex. I had to go greek just to finish she did pretty wet (no squirt) but running down her leg. Not she if she has kids or what but that meat locker had no friction left. Never saw her again but not surprised she a working girl now. Not the only one I see working that I hooked up with in the past.
Again no idea what her service is like and she was pretty annoying back then.I only saw her once. She played country music from her TV. Okay massage, then a rather uninterested HE. Glad to hear some of you received more. I was not motivated to return.
If I recall the place smelled pretty much from cigarettes which I don't like too much.
Texted her like thrice now. No response. Hope you have more success. I kinda have a thing for older white ladies.She's been around for years, hadn't seen her post anything in a long time. She use to go by Dawn Marie, huge cans not much to look at. I saw her years ago when she was younger, like 50 LOL.
OnlyMe1234
11-06-22, 11:10
Anyone know the story behind the AMP on Geneva Ave south of 694 in Oakdale closing? Was at a different place a couple of weeks ago and the lady said a place in Oakdale got busted and was shut down. I wasn't sure if that was true or if she was just using it as an excuse not to offer anything extra. At the time, I hadn't heard anything so I couldn't respond to her claim. Looking back, I should have asked which place and for more details but didn't think about it at the time (too busy trying to get more). Yesterday, I was at Fleet Farm and decided to drive by and see if was open. Not only was it closed down, the front room was all cleaned out and the sign was gone. RM shows they are closed but Google still shows them as being open and their website is still active.
A side note / question, has that road always been called Geneva Ave? I thought it was Century Ave all the way from south Maplewood up to White Bear Lake.
Blond Suave
11-06-22, 12:13
I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?
I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?Moved here from Florida. This is a complete wasteland. You can get much better in WI or IA and that boggles the mind.
Jimmysixxx7
11-06-22, 22:51
Moved here from Florida. This is a complete wasteland. You can get much better in WI or IA and that boggles the mind.Washington, Oregon, California, and New York are all great. Hell Canada has a great scene in cities I've been to, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal.
BurtForPres
11-07-22, 10:58
I just moved here from South Carolina (I know, but there's more to life than weather). You couldn't drive 10 minutes without passing a FS AMP in Columbia or Greenville and Charlotte NC was fantastic. What the hell?Welcome to the club brother. If it's any consolation, I came from Nebraska. There is actually jack shit down there for AMP's. So uh. It could be worse?
There are more joints here than you'd initially think though. They're not exactly everywhere, but there are options if you research through the forum for a while. DM some senior members for tips.
Washington, Oregon, California, and New York are all great. Hell Canada has a great scene in cities I've been to, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal.MN used to be so much better up until the early / mid 2010's.
I think things went downhill after the Thai agency bust that garnered national attention. Seems like Minnesotans automatically associate Asian massages places with trafficking nowadays.
Five Senses was the last FS place I visited. Miss just walking in and getting serviced.
MassErrection
11-08-22, 12:47
Lot of cuties circulated through that joint. I'd work out hardcore across the street, shower then pay them a visit. There was a girl that loved to rub her feet on my junk and play with the old brown eye while I laid face down. Attractive girl too. Makes me miss the good old days.
CarpMaster
11-09-22, 00:41
Lot of cuties circulated through that joint. I'd work out hardcore across the street, shower then pay them a visit. There was a girl that loved to rub her feet on my junk and play with the old brown eye while I laid face down. Attractive girl too. Makes me miss the good old days.I was only in there a couple times, but always left happy.
BurtForPres
11-10-22, 18:04
I had previously posted about my disdain for the lack of good table shower service around here. I'm happy to say that I found a good option over in SLP. It's a joint that was previously reported here as legit, but was able to get some L1 action at.
More specifically, I called to make an hour appt and was there within 15 min. Started the visit with a table shower. Their shower room is dark, quiet, and private. The lady washing me was petite, older, pretty okay. No tits or ass unfortunately. She immediately started with some butt cheek scrubbing, grazing close to the crack. I immediately took that as a sign to start the negotiation. Indicated I wanted a 2 pop, one during the wash and one on the massage table. She indicated a 100 tip. That on top of the 75 room fee means it was a 180 visit (I only had 20's). With the economy now, I won't complain.
She did plenty of good crack and little guy cleaning. Was very thorough. The first finish was great and she kept it going until I gave her the stop signal. Cleaned me off, finished the wash, and headed to the room.
The table was actually heated, nice bonus. Massage was pretty eh. Could have been harder IMO. Teasing was great. Not a lot of actual butthole contact (great band name), but plent of sack caressing and a bit of tug from behind. On the flip, she draped the sheet over.
I should mention that the whole time, the door was slightly ajar. There was another lady doing stuff outside and my masseuse was very wary of it. She still lifted the sheet and went to work, shielding her handiwork from visibility through the cracked door. Very weird, and made it kinda hard to finish. Her technique was okay, and I was just able to squeeze out the second pop.
20 minutes of nice foot massage (and a nap) and I was good to go. Overall, I am very happy to know there is at least 1 option. The table shower is completely complementary for an hour, so I felt like I got good value. DM me for the name of the joint. Didn't get the lady's name, but I never really do. Sorry guys.
LastsLonger
11-11-22, 11:03
https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43451/
Found the above as new, anyone partake?
A2, feel free to remove this admin review of met posts at any time! I will say it again, you read into it wrong, and you should have been familiar with the movie before doing this.
LastsLonger
11-11-22, 11:40
But Carmen is back. Slightly more quiet IMHO.
But in person she is I think an exotic beauty! See her while you can, and before she leaves.
https://rubmd.com/minneapolis-mn/d5970d54-f1d4-4b7c-ab34-71d27d279aba
But Carmen is back. Slightly more quiet IMHO.
But in person she is I think an exotic beauty! See her while you can, and before she leaves.
https://rubmd.com/minneapolis-mn/d5970d54-f1d4-4b7c-ab34-71d27d279abaSaw this exact post the other day and was intrigued. How'd your visit go?
Her post says out call only but it also says your place / my place in South Mpls. Which is actually accurate?
OnlyMe1234
11-11-22, 18:33
Saw this exact post the other day and was intrigued. How'd your visit go?
Her post says out call only but it also says your place / my place in South Mpls. Which is actually accurate?Good eye. I had only noticed the outcall only. I know years ago she has a place in S Mpls but then went to outcall only. When I saw the ad and only saw the outcall only, I figured that nothing changed. Might have to try to find out if she is still around when I have time to see someone. Her incall was kind of dump but she was a fun time. I had planned on repeating but she went to outcall only before I had a chance. The only negative was that afterwards I took a shower and we laid on the bed together fooling around a little while chatting. I thought she was being very generous on the time until I realized when I was leaving it had only been an hour so if I hadn't taken the shower and went back in laid in bed with her she would have shorted me quite a bit of time.
Edited part:
On a side note, when did RubMD come back online? I thought they had shut down. I noticed there wasn't many ads on there, kind of wondering if this is a new ad or if they just dug up an old one so they have something on their site. It does have an AZ phone number and that is where she had been working lately so that's a good sign.
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