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SpaceBookCoast
10-21-24, 15:24
I am sorry to hear about JJ's passing. I always read his intel and often it helped me. I don't post much these days but in honor of JJ, I will provide my experiences to help fellow hobbiest out. Kalamazoo has historically been bad for hobby and we always had to go to Grand Rapids. But currently we are in golden age. There are so many good options that I don't have enough time or money to keep going back to these ladies. Following are the women who have good heart, and I have connected with them and have repeated with them. I am sure they will make you happy as well. List is not in any specific order as they are all good in their own ways. You won't be disappointed seeing any of them.
1. Lisa at moon spa.
2. Mimi at Lotus.
3. Annie at Asian massage on sage at.
4. Sunny at sunshine.
5. Nana at newest place on helmer in Battle Creek.
All of these women are beautiful in my eyes, YMMV as always.Are all of these places confirmed to provide FS? I have been away from threads for a while and tried to go back to check but it does not seem clear.
ThirdTimes
10-21-24, 20:28
Are all of these places confirmed to provide FS? I have been away from threads for a while and tried to go back to check but it does not seem clear.No. Neither Sunshine nor Lotus provide FS.
Electronman
10-22-24, 16:41
Lisa is back at Moon Spa. By my standards, she is one of the more attractive Asian women working at the spas in this area.
Treat her well.
ThirdTimes
10-22-24, 19:53
Lisa is back at Moon Spa. By my standards, she is one of the more attractive Asian women working at the spas in this area.
Treat her well.Also very expensive with her 200/300/500 menu. And way too close to a school. And that room is too close to the wall which is too close to the sidewalk.
Electronman
10-23-24, 01:59
Also very expensive with her 200/300/500 menu. And way too close to a school. And that room is too close to the wall which is too close to the sidewalk.Have you tried charm, quiet voices and negotiation?
https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-massage--with-greek-only-/059837418133
Anyone had exerience?
WillyJones
10-24-24, 14:03
https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-massage--with-greek-only-/059837418133
Anyone had exerience?A year maybe two years ago there were reports about this one possibility being too manly for my liking. Hope you understand.
ArborWorks
10-25-24, 05:50
Drove by Eden Spa yesterday. Does anyone have any info about it? Very limited info online. Open until 10 pm. Pictures from Google look like a typical AMP. Has anyone visited there? Couldn't find anything in the forum.
KonkeyDong69
10-25-24, 17:46
Drove by Eden Spa yesterday. Does anyone have any info about it? Very limited info online. Open until 10 pm. Pictures from Google look like a typical AMP. Has anyone visited there? Couldn't find anything in the forum.Really fat girl wearing a muumuu. Not interested. Definitely a hard pass.
ArborWorks
10-28-24, 06:01
Really fat girl wearing a muumuu. Not interested. Definitely a hard pass.I TOFTT and walked in expecting to turn around and walk out because of the description in the previous post. The person that greeted me was decent looking probably late 30's slightly over weight, probably 155 lbs with long black hair. So I paid the typical hour rate. Clean room. Massage was typical for our area. There was a language barrier that involved her needing to use her phone to communicate. I had zero expectations but was pleasantly surprised with a handshake at the end. I'm going to stress, YMMV.
KonkeyDong69
10-28-24, 12:34
I TOFTT and walked in expecting to turn around and walk out because of the description in the previous post. The person that greeted me was decent looking probably late 30's slightly over weight, probably 155 lbs with long black hair. So I paid the typical hour rate. Clean room. Massage was typical for our area. There was a language barrier that involved her needing to use her phone to communicate. I had zero expectations but was pleasantly surprised with a handshake at the end. I'm going to stress, YMMV.I understand everyone's taste is different, but 4'11" and 155+ pounds is really fat. To me anyway.
With so many other great options in the area, I won't be visiting Eden. Unless they get an attractive woman in there, like a few of the other places in town.
Everyone should realize that in order to keep the good girls in town we need to keep them busy. If they aren't making money they'll move on. Then, we'll be left with skinny grandma's and 40's something whales.
Lumberyard
10-28-24, 21:56
Drove by Eden Spa yesterday. Does anyone have any info about it? Very limited info online. Open until 10 pm. Pictures from Google look like a typical AMP. Has anyone visited there? Couldn't find anything in the forum.So where IS Eden Spa?
Electronman
10-28-24, 22:22
So where IS Eden Spa?Eden Spa is on West Main Street, South side of the street between Popeyes and the Hangar, upper level of an older building shared with State Farm.
I agree that the attendant was overweight by my standards. I had no interest. Maybe others have different taste.
WildPlayer
11-01-24, 08:03
I tried it out. I believe ping and coco work there. Coco is little younger compared to ping and little slimmer too. I pushed for some roaming. She was hesitant but got some success. Positive was she did not press for tips and I was happy to tip what I felt was fair based on my experience. Massage was good. Got my full time and was happy to take directions on spots and pressure of where I wanted the massage. It wasn't a bad experience.
BootsKnocker
11-04-24, 07:34
Is Lotus Bodyworks on 9th in Kalamazoo an AMP? Never tried one. Any recommendations for a first time experience?
https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-massage--with-greek-only-/059837418133
Anyone had exerience?I can confirm it was a very nice time and I felt like she was all natural and a very fun, bubbly personality. Would see her again if my schedule lined up better. I got the hour nuru and was hoping for more of a real massage along with the play, but it was very fun. I get the impression that she would do a real massage if asked but nuru seemed to be more about edging and teasing.
Hello Gents, how's it going? I've been a bit MIA lately. My job has changed for the time being, with financial impact, so my hobbying has been very limited. I hope to remedy both situations soon. Anyway, I was passing through Hartford not that long ago and had the urge so decided to stop by Asia Spa in Hartford. I've probably been the most frequent reporter about this place on this forum because for a while my regular travels took me through or near there. It's literally next to the police station, so that's a deterrent for some and is admittedly a bit unnerving. But that doesn't seem to be an issue. They got a couple of new girls over a year ago, younger and fairly attractive. Prior to their arrival, massage with HE seemed to be all that was on the menu. Once they arrived, CBJ was added. The donation for CBJ is quite a bit more than the standard of matching the door fee for massage with HE, but if you're in the mood for a BJ and you're in Hartford, your options are limited. So, I've indulged in both the basic massage with HE and CBJ at this place more than a few times. My normal comings and goings have changed over the last several months so I haven't been through there as often and I tend to want to try new things so it had been awhile since I'd stopped by. But I recently went there as I said. Even though I haven't been as often lately, they definitely recognize me when I go there. The same 2 girls are still there and, as far as I can tell, are the only 2 providers there. I say that simply to say that my most recent visit has given me insight that the menu has expanded further. It may very well be an issue of YMMV and I'm convinced I've been one of their best customers and probably their very best customer at times over the last couple of years. So, that may have a lot to do with it, but at least this once, more was available. Just thought I'd give a heads up. FYI, it was the shorter of the two providers who I saw. I'm not sure if the taller, skinny one has the same policy. --RJ.
Electronman
11-07-24, 01:40
Is Lotus Bodyworks on 9th in Kalamazoo an AMP? Never tried one. Any recommendations for a first time experience?Yes, Lotus is an AMP, one or the better ones in Kalamazoo, but not as much fun as the AMPs in Battle Creek.
First time for everything. Stop by, ask if they have time for a walk in. If so, pay for 30 minutes, take off your clothes and lie face down on the massage table and see what happens.
People often tip about the same as the house fee, if they enjoy the service.
Write a review!
Enjoy the hobby.
ThirdTimes
11-15-24, 21:57
Cici is back in town for a while. Jessica is back. Sophie is not available at the moment.
In town working, tried TLC. Walked in and meet by an MT about 65 yo, skeleton skinny, wearing sweats. Didn't look promising, but I was already in. Paid for hhr, undressed, and she came back in wearing lacy attire. Immediate polite haggle over tip, and she got right down to business. She didn't let up until she was finished, 25 min later. Hot towel, dressed and out the door. If you're looking for easy in, easy out, and are OK with tweeker granny, stop on in.
Be Safe.
MaxJulian2020
11-20-24, 11:54
In town working, tried TLC. Walked in and meet by an MT about 65 yo, skeleton skinny, wearing sweats. Didn't look promising, but I was already in. Paid for hhr, undressed, and she came back in wearing lacy attire. Immediate polite haggle over tip, and she got right down to business. She didn't let up until she was finished, 25 min later. Hot towel, dressed and out the door. If you're looking for easy in, easy out, and are OK with tweeker granny, stop on in.
Be Safe.What was your total damage? PM with details on visit?
Electronman
12-01-24, 20:35
Just a brief update on the talent at Mei Li, Portage Road, near Milham.
Nina and Lynn, both attractive, slender Chinese woman, probably 30 or less.
Good massage plus standard service for Kalamazoo area.
Dreamed about swinging by. There's a new therapist. I swear they keep getting better. Linda / Lisa was a spinner. I think the new therapist's name is Laos?
Anyhow she looked early 30's with 2 natural Dillon harper similarities (pretty sure they're natural too). She was very friendly and soft. I'm not a large guy but she was able to take all of me in her mouth. I showered before the massage and got the full GFE experience. Total damage (incl house) was $$$ I paid everything upfront. She said she would be there for a month more.
Cons: massage was mid, it was my 3rd attempt, location had been busy! And she wanted to (and succeeded) at popping my back pimple? Pricey.
I'll try to repeat, Jesus her body.
Lumberyard
12-05-24, 18:28
Just a brief update on the talent at Mei Li, Portage Road, near Milham.
Nina and Lynn, both attractive, slender Chinese woman, probably 30 or less.
Good massage plus standard service for Kalamazoo area.They've stepped up their service?
INeedaBJ616B
12-05-24, 20:45
They've stepped up their service?I gave up on Portage Rd long ago due to the DIY game, but if things have changed, I will definitely try again. Just waiting on reviews.
Electronman
12-07-24, 02:22
Just a brief update on the talent at Mei Li, Portage Road, near Milham.
Nina and Lynn, both attractive, slender Chinese woman, probably 30 or less.
Good massage plus standard service for Kalamazoo area.I drive by the Portage Rd location on my daily commute. When I stopped at the Milham Rd traffic light, I noticed a person sitting in a full sized sedan in the relatively empty parking lot at Mei Li. Who drives a full sized sedan these days? My first thought was could that be an unmarked police car watching the AMP?
Probably nothing but several massage parlors were recently busted in the Detroit area with allegations of human trafficking by the owners. This was announced by the Michigan AG office so it could be a state wide operation. The news stories did not mention anything about customers being arrested or how police collected evidence to justify a bust. As a reminder, it is not illegal to get a massage. But be vigilant.
JeffreySpicoli
12-16-24, 09:06
After reading some reviews decided to check out Moon Spa. Was greeted at the door by Sophie. She said she was from Chicago. Looks 8 out of 10. All natural and overall a nice personality but. Massage was the worst ever. Seemed like she never gave a massage before. She wanted $$$ but decided against it and just got a 45 min massage and regular AM ending for a total of $ and another. 5 . If I had to do it over I probably would not or ask for a different provider.
BootsKnocker
12-16-24, 19:49
Has anyone dreamed of Jeannie lately? Is she in or out of the hobby right now? I can't seem to find her old contact info. Thank you in advance.
ThirdTimes
12-17-24, 00:18
Has anyone dreamed of Jeannie lately? Is she in or out of the hobby right now? I can't seem to find her old contact info. Thank you in advance.Who is Jeannie? The name doesn't ring a bell.
BootsKnocker
12-17-24, 08:00
Who is Jeannie? The name doesn't ring a bell.This is the wrong spot to post this in. I mean to post in escort reviews. Sorry.
Spongebob357
12-17-24, 11:56
Stopped by Eden Spa for a first time visit. Language was an a drawback, so I could not get the name of the girl at the door, however she was around 40 with a slim figure and pleasant smile. The hours and prices are posted, I chose 45 min. For 60. The room was very clean. Going in I had no expectation of extra's so I just relaxed and let things happen, I was happily surprised when she start giving subtle clues that more could be had. The massage was one of the better ones I have had from a clinical standpoint, roaming was allowed and a HJ offered at the mid=point, after which she continued the regular massage. I got the entire 45 minutes and tipped 60 which she seemed happy to get.
Bob.
Lumberyard
12-18-24, 15:22
Stopped by Eden Spa for a first time visit. Language was an a drawback, so I could not get the name of the girl at the door, however she was around 40 with a slim figure and pleasant smile. The hours and prices are posted, I chose 45 min. For 60. The room was very clean. Going in I had no expectation of extra's so I just relaxed and let things happen, I was happily surprised when she start giving subtle clues that more could be had. The massage was one of the better ones I have had from a clinical standpoint, roaming was allowed and a HJ offered at the mid=point, after which she continued the regular massage. I got the entire 45 minutes and tipped 60 which she seemed happy to get.
Bob.Eden on West Main?
Spongebob357
12-18-24, 15:54
Eden on West Main?Yes, West Main.
Lumberyard
12-18-24, 17:22
Yes, West Main.Thanks, tell Squidward and Patrick that I said hey.
Has anyone dreamed of Jeannie lately? Is she in or out of the hobby right now? I can't seem to find her old contact info. Thank you in advance.Happily Retired.
Dreamed about going to Milhalm / moon spa. Thought the last masseuse was there (laos?) But Sophie was there. A bit on the petite side, however bad performance and bad massage. Spent $$+house. Would not repeat until somebody more attractive / more affectionate shows up. She said shell be there for a month more. 2/3 dreams here over the last 6 months and this is the worst one. I hope this doesn't keep trending down. I'd probably wait until after MLK day to see if better staff show up.
HarryBother1
12-27-24, 19:37
Went to Moon spa today and had a session with Sophia. My experience is different from the previous report. Beautiful lady with nice attitude and great experience overall. I guess YMMV.
MrFriend1919
01-02-25, 16:15
Hello all. I will be in the area on Saturday and have interest in a fairly decent massage with standard L1 service.
Any recommendations would be appreciated.
I've been fairly inactive lately for a few reasons, mostly financial, but I was out and about a few days ago near Milham and Westnedge. I thought I'd finally give Moon Spa a try since I've been curious for a while and reviews have been mixed. It was fairly early during the day, so I thought it might not be crowded. I had tried to stop once before shortly after it opened, one evening, and couldn't even get in the parking lot. So, I drove there and was pleasantly surprised to see only a couple of cars in the parking lot. Like I said, it was midday, so I thought this was due to the time of day. I went to the door and rung the doorbell and got no reply. I tried the door and it was open. I entered and was in the small, outer room area. The light was off but there was light coming in from the window. I knocked on the inner door and got no reply. I tried knocking again a few times, a bit louder each time and no reply. I tried that door and it was locked. Since I'd never been there, I didn't know if this is how it usually went. I called their number and listened to see if I possibly heard a phone ring inside. I didn't. After a few rings an Asian female voice came on the phone. I told her I wanted a massage and she said they were closed and wouldn't be open until Sunday. She sounded like I woke her up. I got back in my car and wondered what to do. I basically figure that with the exception of Lotus (always good for a decent massage and HE), Moon (based on the reviews of those who've been), and TLC (Ugh! Don't go there!) everywhere else in Kalamazoo is most likely DIY, which I have no interest in participating in (to each his own, but I'll stay home and save my money if I have to take care of it myself). But I had the itch and a bit of time. I didn't have enough time to drive to Lotus, spend time there, and get back to where I needed to be later. So I just Googled "AMPs near me" and saw that Sunshine Massage on Westnedge was fairly close. I thought I'd give it a shot and fully expected to leave disappointed. However, I was pleasantly surprised. I drew Li-Li (or maybe Lee Lee), a very thin, Asian spinner as my provider. I did half an hour and door fee was $50. She had me undress and lie face down. I did and of course, ignored the towel on the table and laid there bare assed and waiting for her. She came back in a couple of minutes later and began to rub me gently on my back and shoulders. Unlike most, she didn't ask what kind of pressure I wanted. She kept up this gentle rubbing with no oil for a few minutes. She was standing at the head of the table and was reaching down my back. She caressed my butt cheeks a bit to see how I'd respond. I gave a little wiggle to let her know I appreciated the attention. Also, since I wasn't expecting anything extra, I found this encouraging. So, after a bit more gentle rubbing on my back, she moved down and started paying more attention to my ass. She began to go in between my thighs and to gently touch the goods. I wiggled some more to show I was in favor of this. She didn't disappoint. She kept going between my thighs and reaching under me. I'm a grower and not a show-er, so as I began to get somewhat excited and everything was sort of scrunched up underneath me, I reached down to adjust myself. She playfully slapped my arm and said that I couldn't touch it, only she could touch it. I found this arousing since I'd gone in there thinking she might not touch it at all and expect me to touch it. She had me flip and gave me quite the HJ. I did have to ask her to use some oil, but she obliged and did a good job. She did ask about tip before things really got started. I told her I'd tip $60 (I generally try to do slightly better than matching the door fee if the service is good). She offered to bring out the girls for an extra $20. Normally I don't like this piecemeal approach and feel like that should be included, but she was fun and I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience, so I agreed. She was very into the HJ and seemed to enjoy herself. I kind of felt like with repeated visits and generous tipping, she might do more--probably not FS, but maybe BJ (or at least CBJ), but I didn't push for more. Anyway, she got the job done and it was very pleasant. Out the door for $130. Not a bargain, but I've paid more for less, so I'm not complaining. Massage wasn't great, but it wasn't painful or bad as some are--just not very therapeutic. But the enthusiastic HJ makes it worth a return visit IMO. As always, YMMV--RJ.
Lumberyard
01-20-25, 15:11
I've been fairly inactive lately for a few reasons, mostly financial, but I was out and about a few days ago near Milham and Westnedge. I thought I'd finally give Moon Spa a try since I've been curious for a while and reviews have been mixed. It was fairly early during the day, so I thought it might not be crowded. I had tried to stop once before shortly after it opened, one evening, and couldn't even get in the parking lot. So, I drove there and was pleasantly surprised to see only a couple of cars in the parking lot. Like I said, it was midday, so I thought this was due to the time of day. I went to the door and rung the doorbell and got no reply. I tried the door and it was open. I entered and was in the small, outer room area. The light was off but there was light coming in from the window. I knocked on the inner door and got no reply. I tried knocking again a few times, a bit louder each time and no reply. I tried that door and it was locked. Since I'd never been there, I didn't know if this is how it usually went. I called their number and listened to see if I possibly heard a phone ring inside. I didn't. After a few rings an Asian female voice came on the phone. I told her I wanted a massage and she said they were closed and wouldn't be open until Sunday. She sounded like I woke her up. I got back in my car and wondered what to do. I basically figure that with the exception of Lotus (always good for a decent massage and HE), Moon (based on the reviews of those who've been), and TLC (Ugh! Don't go there!) everywhere else in Kalamazoo is most likely DIY, which I have no interest in participating in (to each his own, but I'll stay home and save my money if I have to take care of it myself). But I had the itch and a bit of time. I didn't have enough time to drive to Lotus, spend time there, and get back to where I needed to be later. So I just Googled "AMPs near me" and saw that Sunshine Massage on Westnedge was fairly close. I thought I'd give it a shot and fully expected to leave disappointed. However, I was pleasantly surprised. I drew Li-Li (or maybe Lee Lee), a very thin, Asian spinner as my provider. I did half an hour and door fee was $50. She had me undress and lie face down. I did and of course, ignored the towel on the table and laid there bare assed and waiting for her. She came back in a couple of minutes later and began to rub me gently on my back and shoulders. Unlike most, she didn't ask what kind of pressure I wanted. She kept up this gentle rubbing with no oil for a few minutes. She was standing at the head of the table and was reaching down my back. She caressed my butt cheeks a bit to see how I'd respond. I gave a little wiggle to let her know I appreciated the attention. Also, since I wasn't expecting anything extra, I found this encouraging. So, after a bit more gentle rubbing on my back, she moved down and started paying more attention to my ass. She began to go in between my thighs and to gently touch the goods. I wiggled some more to show I was in favor of this. She didn't disappoint. She kept going between my thighs and reaching under me. I'm a grower and not a show-er, so as I began to get somewhat excited and everything was sort of scrunched up underneath me, I reached down to adjust myself. She playfully slapped my arm and said that I couldn't touch it, only she could touch it. I found this arousing since I'd gone in there thinking she might not touch it at all and expect me to touch it. She had me flip and gave me quite the HJ. I did have to ask her to use some oil, but she obliged and did a good job. She did ask about tip before things really got started. I told her I'd tip $60 (I generally try to do slightly better than matching the door fee if the service is good). She offered to bring out the girls for an extra $20. Normally I don't like this piecemeal approach and feel like that should be included, but she was fun and I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience, so I agreed. She was very into the HJ and seemed to enjoy herself. I kind of felt like with repeated visits and generous tipping, she might do more--probably not FS, but maybe BJ (or at least CBJ), but I didn't push for more. Anyway, she got the job done and it was very pleasant. Out the door for $130. Not a bargain, but I've paid more for less, so I'm not complaining. Massage wasn't great, but it wasn't painful or bad as some are--just not very therapeutic. But the enthusiastic HJ makes it worth a return visit IMO. As always, YMMV--RJ.I won't waste another DIME there! They always disappoint.
Lumberyard
01-23-25, 22:17
I've been fairly inactive lately for a few reasons, mostly financial, but I was out and about a few days ago near Milham and Westnedge. I thought I'd finally give Moon Spa a try since I've been curious for a while and reviews have been mixed. It was fairly early during the day, so I thought it might not be crowded. I had tried to stop once before shortly after it opened, one evening, and couldn't even get in the parking lot. So, I drove there and was pleasantly surprised to see only a couple of cars in the parking lot. Like I said, it was midday, so I thought this was due to the time of day. I went to the door and rung the doorbell and got no reply. I tried the door and it was open. I entered and was in the small, outer room area. The light was off but there was light coming in from the window. I knocked on the inner door and got no reply. I tried knocking again a few times, a bit louder each time and no reply. I tried that door and it was locked. Since I'd never been there, I didn't know if this is how it usually went. I called their number and listened to see if I possibly heard a phone ring inside. I didn't. After a few rings an Asian female voice came on the phone. I told her I wanted a massage and she said they were closed and wouldn't be open until Sunday. She sounded like I woke her up. I got back in my car and wondered what to do. I basically figure that with the exception of Lotus (always good for a decent massage and HE), Moon (based on the reviews of those who've been), and TLC (Ugh! Don't go there!) everywhere else in Kalamazoo is most likely DIY, which I have no interest in participating in (to each his own, but I'll stay home and save my money if I have to take care of it myself). But I had the itch and a bit of time. I didn't have enough time to drive to Lotus, spend time there, and get back to where I needed to be later. So I just Googled "AMPs near me" and saw that Sunshine Massage on Westnedge was fairly close. I thought I'd give it a shot and fully expected to leave disappointed. However, I was pleasantly surprised. I drew Li-Li (or maybe Lee Lee), a very thin, Asian spinner as my provider. I did half an hour and door fee was $50. She had me undress and lie face down. I did and of course, ignored the towel on the table and laid there bare assed and waiting for her. She came back in a couple of minutes later and began to rub me gently on my back and shoulders. Unlike most, she didn't ask what kind of pressure I wanted. She kept up this gentle rubbing with no oil for a few minutes. She was standing at the head of the table and was reaching down my back. She caressed my butt cheeks a bit to see how I'd respond. I gave a little wiggle to let her know I appreciated the attention. Also, since I wasn't expecting anything extra, I found this encouraging. So, after a bit more gentle rubbing on my back, she moved down and started paying more attention to my ass. She began to go in between my thighs and to gently touch the goods. I wiggled some more to show I was in favor of this. She didn't disappoint. She kept going between my thighs and reaching under me. I'm a grower and not a show-er, so as I began to get somewhat excited and everything was sort of scrunched up underneath me, I reached down to adjust myself. She playfully slapped my arm and said that I couldn't touch it, only she could touch it. I found this arousing since I'd gone in there thinking she might not touch it at all and expect me to touch it. She had me flip and gave me quite the HJ. I did have to ask her to use some oil, but she obliged and did a good job. She did ask about tip before things really got started. I told her I'd tip $60 (I generally try to do slightly better than matching the door fee if the service is good). She offered to bring out the girls for an extra $20. Normally I don't like this piecemeal approach and feel like that should be included, but she was fun and I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience, so I agreed. She was very into the HJ and seemed to enjoy herself. I kind of felt like with repeated visits and generous tipping, she might do more--probably not FS, but maybe BJ (or at least CBJ), but I didn't push for more. Anyway, she got the job done and it was very pleasant. Out the door for $130. Not a bargain, but I've paid more for less, so I'm not complaining. Massage wasn't great, but it wasn't painful or bad as some are--just not very therapeutic. But the enthusiastic HJ makes it worth a return visit IMO. As always, YMMV--RJ.Part of me IS tempted to give one last try, I'll have to give it some thought.
Saw the earlier post, it's been a while since I've visited, so thought I would stop in. I needed knots worked on anyway. Greeter was masseuse, thin and 40's, great massage. Didn't have any facedown flirting so I started to think no-go. After flip, covered with towel and more standard massage. Once I brushed her thigh with my finger, that seemed to be the signal. She refocused her attention, no negotiation, and utc allowed. As I left she seemed happy with 60 on top of house. Appears things have changed there, so will keep them in the lineup.
Lumberyard
01-26-25, 13:30
Saw the earlier post, it's been a while since I've visited, so thought I would stop in. I needed knots worked on anyway. Greeter was masseuse, thin and 40's, great massage. Didn't have any facedown flirting so I started to think no-go. After flip, covered with towel and more standard massage. Once I brushed her thigh with my finger, that seemed to be the signal. She refocused her attention, no negotiation, and utc allowed. As I left she seemed happy with 60 on top of house. Appears things have changed there, so will keep them in the lineup.Definitely sounds like they upped their game and deserve one more try. Hopefully this will work out well, it's literally a 2 minute drive for me so I'd practically LIVE there!
Lumberyard
02-03-25, 18:50
I was wondering if anyone else here has had recent success at Sunshine Massage on Westnedge? I've talked with two on here who had a great time and two who said it was the samo old DIY, I thought I'd see if there was a tiebreaker vote on here. Thanks in advance!
Got nothing this visit. Big bummer. Hopefully people don't need more reviews than this to visit the place?
Lumberyard
02-05-25, 20:26
Got nothing this visit. Big bummer. Hopefully people don't need more reviews than this to visit the place?I'm patting myself on the back for waiting. We need to stop supporting these places.
Saw the earlier post, it's been a while since I've visited, so thought I would stop in. I needed knots worked on anyway. Greeter was masseuse, thin and 40's, great massage. Didn't have any facedown flirting so I started to think no-go. After flip, covered with towel and more standard massage. Once I brushed her thigh with my finger, that seemed to be the signal. She refocused her attention, no negotiation, and utc allowed. As I left she seemed happy with 60 on top of house. Appears things have changed there, so will keep them in the lineup.I don't mean to lead anyone astray with my review of Sunshine. Like I said, I went in expecting to be disappointed and was very pleasantly surprised. So YMMV as we always say. Heck, my MMV when I go back. But I think TravPro mentioned something important--touching the thigh / leg of the provider. I've had a couple of non-AMP providers tell me that until / unless a monger initiates contact with them, they are worried he's a cop. I don't know if that's a foolproof system for weeding out LEOs, but I think it's what at least some providers go by. So, while I'm facedown, I always try to have my hands somewhere I can gently touch / graze a provider's leg. If she doesn't pull away, I try for a bit more contact a minute or two later so that she knows the first one wasn't simply incidental contact. That usually lets them know what you're after and you can sort of get an idea by their response if they're on board (not always, but sometimes). I did that early in the visit with Li-Li, so when she started showing the boys some attention while I was still facedown, we both knew what the deal was. Just some unsolicited advice based on my personal experience. I don't mean to claim this will work every time. Some providers and some places just won't budge, but it might help. --RJ.
I don't mean to lead anyone astray with my review of Sunshine. Like I said, I went in expecting to be disappointed and was very pleasantly surprised. So YMMV as we always say. Heck, my MMV when I go back. But I think TravPro mentioned something important--touching the thigh / leg of the provider. I've had a couple of non-AMP providers tell me that until / unless a monger initiates contact with them, they are worried he's a cop. I don't know if that's a foolproof system for weeding out LEOs, but I think it's what at least some providers go by. So, while I'm facedown, I always try to have my hands somewhere I can gently touch / graze a provider's leg. If she doesn't pull away, I try for a bit more contact a minute or two later so that she knows the first one wasn't simply incidental contact. That usually lets them know what you're after and you can sort of get an idea by their response if they're on board (not always, but sometimes). I did that early in the visit with Li-Li, so when she started showing the boys some attention while I was still facedown, we both knew what the deal was. Just some unsolicited advice based on my personal experience. I don't mean to claim this will work every time. Some providers and some places just won't budge, but it might help. --RJ.I've had success using the method RJ has suggested. Even at places notoriously DIY. Of course the masseuse whispers and tells me to be quiet and tip in the room so the mamasan doesn't see it. It's worked about 75% of the time at the DIY places, 100% at the HJ places like Lotus. 0% of the time with Sherry, the cute slender masseuse of my dreams at Mei Lei and West Michigan in years past. It does get her to "help" with the DIY by cupping the boys and lightly touching them, but the stroking has to be self inflicted. Oh well. Sometimes the urge for a very cute skinny Asian woman overpowers my good sense.
Also little moans of delight when the masseuse brushes up against the twig and berries signals my intention as well.
Anyone been there recently? I know they rotate staff frequently and debating going there myself, but last time I wasn't too happy with Sophie.
I went last week, young girl in late 20's / early 30's answered the door and gave massage. She looked disheveled in layers of clothes, like she was sleeping. Once in room she ended up being quite cute, however; A-cups were disappointing, haggling ended up turning me off, and settled for L1 once I was overly annoyed. Wanted $200 on top of house. Nope nope. Gave her $20 tip for L1. No massage skills, it ended up being a waste of my time. I actually had better service recently at Sunshine (I know, I know. My last trip there might have been a one-off lucky visit). Waiting for BC to refresh talent, otherwise Lotus will likely see my biz for a bit.
Anyone been there recently? I know they rotate staff frequently and debating going there myself, but last time I wasn't too happy with Sophie.
ThirdTimes
03-14-25, 18:50
Went to Lotus recently and saw CiCi. She's great and a good looking lady. She will talk as much or a little as you want her to.
INeedaBJ616B
03-19-25, 18:07
Anyone been to Eden 4225 W Main lately? Reviews please.
Lotus 635 and Ninth St.
Mei Li fka Beutiful life aka Sherry 5950 Portage.
Mei Li 678 Maple Hill Dr never seen review.
Mei Li 5462 Gull Rd never seen review.
Sunshine 4026 S Westnedge.
Moon Spa 1413 E Milham.
Sage 309 and Sage St.
Asian Massage WM 8089 Stadium (I miss this pre sherry).
TLC 4220 S Sprinkle.
I don't mean to lead anyone astray with my review of Sunshine. Like I said, I went in expecting to be disappointed and was very pleasantly surprised. So YMMV as we always say. Heck, my MMV when I go back. But I think TravPro mentioned something important--touching the thigh / leg of the provider. I've had a couple of non-AMP providers tell me that until / unless a monger initiates contact with them, they are worried he's a cop. I don't know if that's a foolproof system for weeding out LEOs, but I think it's what at least some providers go by. So, while I'm facedown, I always try to have my hands somewhere I can gently touch / graze a provider's leg. If she doesn't pull away, I try for a bit more contact a minute or two later so that she knows the first one wasn't simply incidental contact. That usually lets them know what you're after and you can sort of get an idea by their response if they're on board (not always, but sometimes). I did that early in the visit with Li-Li, so when she started showing the boys some attention while I was still facedown, we both knew what the deal was. Just some unsolicited advice based on my personal experience. I don't mean to claim this will work every time. Some providers and some places just won't budge, but it might help. --RJ.I was once told by a provider that until her clients touch her in a way that a regular provider would say "No! She would not go further down the bonus road. I've had mu hand on a leg before and the provider just moved out of my reach, which is a clear indicator that she does not welcome it. Brushing down the leg is not the same as rubbing the ass or sliding a hand between the legs.
Went to Moon Spa this afternoon and there was a new beautiful young girl there. She was very warm and friendly. The place was clean and a great massage. One of the best experiences I've had. I left with a smile and highly recommend as I will be back.
ThirdTimes
03-24-25, 22:10
Went to Moon Spa this afternoon and there was a new beautiful young girl there. She was very warm and friendly. The place was clean and a great massage. One of the best experiences I've had. I left with a smile and highly recommend as I will be back.Still the same prices and asking for tip?
KonkeyDong69
03-25-25, 11:42
We all know this Moon Spa review is fake.
Great massage? Hardly.
Good luck getting much massage at all. In fact, this isn't really even a massage parlor.
And never mind the constant nagging for more money even though it's wildly overpriced.
I went too many times as it is. Hard pass.
ThirdTimes
03-27-25, 11:35
I don't have a lot to say about this place.
Ping is always there (not my style) and she rotates in someone new every 3-4 weeks. Sometimes they are great, other times they aren't.
I don't think they change the top sheet after every customer (correct me if I'm wrong) which seems kinda gross. You aren't getting more than a standard finish here (at least in my experience).
I would say they are fine in a pinch, but not somewhere I would go on the regular. I've been here 4 or 5 times and usually feel very meh afterwards. No bad not good.
Your mileage may vary.
I don't have a lot to say about this place.
Ping is always there (not my style) and she rotates in someone new every 3-4 weeks. Sometimes they are great, other times they aren't.
I don't think they change the top sheet after every customer (correct me if I'm wrong) which seems kinda gross. You aren't getting more than a standard finish here (at least in my experience).
I would say they are fine in a pinch, but not somewhere I would go on the regular. I've been here 4 or 5 times and usually feel very meh afterwards. No bad not good..I recently saw Jessie and it was great.
I noticed they don't change the top sheet too.
We all know this Moon Spa review is fake.
Great massage? Hardly.
Good luck getting much massage at all. In fact, this isn't really even a massage parlor.
And never mind the constant nagging for more money even though it's wildly overpriced.
I went too many times as it is. Hard pass.Every time I go there the door troll turns me away. Yes, I want a massage, but not from you, and she closes the door on me.
ArborWorks
03-30-25, 15:50
I'd like to hear more about your experience.
I recently saw Jessie and it was great.
I noticed they don't change the top sheet too.
I'd like to hear more about your experience.Jesse is attractive, confident and aims to please. I had a fun time with her and plan to repeat.
Good luck and staff safe.
ArborWorks
04-01-25, 08:55
Overall standard results for the area. Weird session. Asked for Jessie but Pin said she would start the massage and Jessie would come in in about 20 min to finish it. Whatever. So I proceeded. Pin was definitely more fun / playful than Jessie. I think I would have preferred her to do the entire session.
The place / entire building smelt of cigarette smoke. Afterwords I had to shower and wash my clothing to get the smell off me.
Both allowed OTC roaming. Pin was more open to it than Jessie.
This visit just confirmed my opinion that this place is definitely a less classy version of Lotus.
INeedaBJ616B
04-06-25, 14:52
Here's a breakdown of common tipping practices at Asian massage parlors, categorized by legitimate vs. Illicit establishments:
1. Legitimate (Therapeutic-Only) Massage Parlors.
Standard Tips (Cash Preferred):
10.
.
1020 for a 30-minute massage (.
40.
.
4060 base price).
20.
.
2040 for a 60-minute massage (.
60.
.
6090 base price).
5.
.
510 extra for strong / deep tissue work or exceptional service.
How Tips Are Given:
Handed directly to the therapist (often in an envelope).
Sometimes added to card payments (though cash is preferred).
Worker Keeps: Typically 100% of tips (unless the parlor has a shady policy).
2. Illicit Massage Parlors ("Happy Ending" or Prostitution).
Standard Tips (Cash Only, No Receipts):
40.
.
4060 for a "happy ending" (manual stimulation).
80.
.
80150 for full-service sex acts (varies by location).
$200+ for "VIP" or extended sessions.
How Tips Work:
"House Fee" First: Client pays.
50.
.
5080 upfront (to the parlor).
Tip Negotiated: Worker discreetly asks, "How much tip?" or gives a price list.
Worker's Cut: Often 5070% (the rest goes to the owner / trafficker).
3. Key Differences in Tipping Culture.
Factor Legitimate Parlor Illicit Parlor.
Tip Amount.
10.
.
1040.
40.
.
40200+.
Payment Method Cash / Card Cash Only.
Who Keeps Tip Therapist Split with Owner.
Negotiation Rare Common ("What do you want?
Taxes Reported Sometimes Never.
4. How Clients Know What to Tip.
Legitimate:
Follows spa industry standards (1520% for good service).
No pressuretip is optional but expected.
Illicit:
Online forums (Rubmaps, Reddit) share "menus" and tip rates.
Workers guide clients ("For extras, tip is $60".
5. Warning Signs of Exploitation.
Workers don't keep tips (boss collects everything).
Tips are pre-set (no negotiation, suggesting trafficking control).
No prices discussed upfront (indicates illegal activity).
6. Ethical Considerations.
Legitimate therapists rely on tips as part of income (always tip fairly).
Illicit spas often exploit workersavoid supporting them.
ThirdTimes
04-06-25, 18:35
Read a review on the board about Sunny. Went in and asked for her.
She's slim with boltons. She was nice and had some teasing before the flip.
After the flip only allowed OTC. Asked if I could give more to see up top. Gave another $20 and was allowed to put my hands under her shirt.
Was taking a while, she finally said "You need to see right?" and lifted up her shirt. They are pretty big for her body and obviously fake.
I think I'm going to stop going here. It's always a different experience and I just never know what I will get.
Lumberyard
04-06-25, 23:22
Read a review on the board about Sunny. Went in and asked for her.
She's slim with boltons. She was nice and had some teasing before the flip.
After the flip only allowed OTC. Asked if I could give more to see up top. Gave another $20 and was allowed to put my hands under her shirt.
Was taking a while, she finally said "You need to see right?" and lifted up her shirt. They are pretty big for her body and obviously fake.
I think I'm going to stop going here. It's always a different experience and I just never know what I will get.I won't waste one more red cent at that place.
Respectively; this board is for reports of experiences, not ' what I'm not going to do '. Many have reported favorably on Sunshine. Unless you have something to share experience-wise, I think it's best to reserve your energy for reports on what you do, versus what you don't want to do. Jussayin.
I won't waste one more red cent at that place.
Went there last week. When the shop first opened they had beautiful girls. Nowadays it seems like its 5/10 under 40. Gal I had had perky chest, but not much on the face. Paid $. 5 for a decent CBJ but unless the girls start looking better I'll skip out. Massage was not bad to be honest. If I wasn't spoiled from the service early on I would repeat. Anyone want to try it out a month or so from now maybe they'll cycle the current one out. If not, I'll Tofft in July.
INeedaBJ616B
04-08-25, 10:54
In my dream, Ping was texting most of massage 50's little English pretends like she understands. Someone described meh. Probably accurate description. I saw Jesse, who was younger and pretty. I would choose her in my next dream. 70 hr, then tried to tip 60 but pushed for more so threw in 10. I don't mind tipping, but at least get off the phone during the dream. I did not notice a smoke smell, and it was clean linen. The light at the front door is a blinding spotlight at night. Other than that, far off the road, so one of the more private parking locations.
Weedman4200
04-08-25, 12:13
Asia spa still open?
Lumberyard
04-08-25, 22:05
Respectively; this board is for reports of experiences, not ' what I'm not going to do '. Many have reported favorably on Sunshine. Unless you have something to share experience-wise, I think it's best to reserve your energy for reports on what you do, versus what you don't want to do. Jussayin.I HAVE posted my experiences there, it's always 'next time maybe more" but it NEVER happens.
ThirdTimes
04-20-25, 01:42
Stopped by moon last week. Not the flat chested girl, different girl. Said she was Amanda. Almost no English, upselling. Doesn't like her breasts touched said too ticklish.
ThirdTimes
04-30-25, 09:06
Reached out to the place on Stadium, was told by the owner "Business closed, bad business here".
Electronman
04-30-25, 09:18
Reached out to the place on Stadium, was told by the owner "Business closed, bad business here".Too bad. The location was quite private but the talent and services were never very good. I suspect that an AMP with good talent and good services at a reasonable price point would do quite well in Kalamazoo.
Is there any places I. The area that offered full service. I will be there in 3 weeks. I will report my findings.
Is there any places I. The area that offered full service. I will be there in 3 weeks. I will report my findings.You are better off going 30 minutes to the East to Battle Creek. Spring spa and Happy spa offer what you are seeking.
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