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So, I saw the possibility of a new option got me all excited. So I stopped in to see what was what. They are running specials:
Clothed massage starts at $70 for 30 min; $100 for 60 min.
Bikini massage starts at $130 for 30 min.
Had a short conversation with the short, dark gal behind the counter. She communicated that all of them sign a piece of paper stating they won't engage in any extra curricular activity. I thought about risking a $70 session. However, the level of pot smell in the place meant there would be many questions on the home front.
I look forward to a helpful report from one of you!
Play safe!
MaddyD1324
09-08-21, 15:54
Stopped by today and found it too expensive for the experience. Trust me, you'll want to avoid. More of a bikini place. Extras are not forthcoming.
CorpseHummus
09-09-21, 01:42
Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.
Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.Thanks for taking one for the team!
MichianaMale
09-09-21, 18:58
Hey fellas thinking about making the drive to meet this lady. Body is smoking and I like everything she has in her ad expect the not a FS. But looks like it still could be fun. Anyone try this one or I might be the one to do this weekend.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/nude-massage-domination-privat/871999252376
MichianaMale
09-09-21, 19:01
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/full-body-nude-massage/818024792995
I've see her a few times. She is hot, and very sexy. Massage was so so, HE was good. Good conversation, but doesn't talk sexy. Convo was good, but nothing sexy or naughty. I seen her at 2 apartments and when she had her shop. However. Recently I've scheduled 3 times, and all 3 times got stood up, no showed, or rescheduled at the last minute. To bad. She is very sexy and smoking hot.Just posted asking about her and got my answer. Thank you.
CorpseHummus
09-09-21, 19:42
Just posted asking about her and got my answer. Thank you.Hey check your dm.
Visiting the area trying to read through the posts, anyone can give me a break down on what's available, FS or just he what ever. Also if you could post their info if its not listed normally.
Proton2021
09-13-21, 11:15
Hi all- first time posting- just want to let everyone know that kazoo relaxation is exactly what is being posted about. I wouldn't even call what you get a massage. I had the small black girl and she was cute but was trying to up change me the whole time hinting that more would be available- allowed a little roaming but wouldn't touch me at all in the area you want touched. She did say the girls are not allowed to do anything in the office but we give our numbers out and can meet after work. So basically you pay $70-130 to get a phone number hoping it leads to more. Just my experience. I'm old so I said no and moved on.
Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?
Electronman
09-13-21, 12:59
Went today. Spent 100 for the hour. Cute young blonde. Chatted her up, tried all the tricks, even flat out asked. No go. Don't think its that type of place.Just confirming what others have said about Kalamazoo Relaxation on Whitcomb. It is seriously overpriced as in $70 for a half hour massage, fully covered. You can pay extra (like 130) for a bikini (not nude) massage.
Kalamazoo could use a good massage parlor. For now, the massage options in Grand Rapids, Battle Creek and Jackson are much better.
Visiting the area trying to read through the posts, anyone can give me a break down on what's available, FS or just he what ever. Also if you could post their info if its not listed normally.RTFF.
Not much in massage action in Kalamazoo. Battle Creek has FS with mostly 45+ ladies. They have their own forum.
Lotus- Mediocre massage, time shorting, and only HE available.
Asian Massage Wm- mediocre massage, some time shorting, heavy upselling, only DIY with limited roaming.
Beautiful life- good massage, main girl Sherry is tiny and hot, only DIY with limited roaming.
TLC- weird old mamasan, usually old ugly ladies. HE and occasionally more depending on the provider.
New place on Portage St and Whitcomb: I haven't been there but looks like expensive bikini massage with teasing and up selling but no extras.
Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?I had seen her a couple times in Kalamazoo years back. Was not great then, However I may TOFTT and try it once more but only because it's closer to home than others.
I will follow up with review of I do.
ChastD1959
09-14-21, 06:06
Anyone have experience with the new masseuse in Paw Paw, Bunni?She was around here before. Searching Bunni or Bunni Strokes should get results. If I recall, reviews weren't excellent.
Took one for the team, Wished I hadn't. She is staying in a house with no furniture, has a relator lock on the front door but she directed me to the back, does not appear to have electric either. She looks nothing like her old pictures anymore. She showed me to a room with an air mattress (which was in her add). I laid down on the bed, she took off all her clothes but panties, she started rubbing my back and legs, it was terrible!! So I just went ahead and flipped, asked for BBBJ, she said no BJ till I see you again. She did the absolute worst on the HE. Ended up DIY on her chest. .6 for the hhr. Walked outside to my car and found BB boyfriend sitting on the front porch. He waved! I left!
I've seen most of the ladies there in recent past. Cici always promises I get her next time I visit. It's funny. Anyhow, saw a new one today and I think her name is Neenta. Or, something approximating that. If she breaks 5 ft I'd be surprised. Cute and thin athletic bod. No idea of her age. Her English is limited but she is flirty. Recommend.
Curious if this place is worthwhile, haven't seen many recent reviews. Thanks!
Ok guys planning on seeing Sheri in portage or trying one of the newer girls at stadium and 6th. Which do you guys recommend. I have already been to both just want a second opinion. Thanks.
INeedaBJ616B
09-27-21, 23:13
Ok guys planning on seeing Sheri in portage or trying one of the newer girls at stadium and 6th. Which do you guys recommend? I have already been to both just want a second opinion. Thanks.Still no mileage at all on Portage st but not for lack of trying. Best massage, most build-up but then complete disappointment. Sheri has 1 other girl. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.
Stadium seems to have the best-looking girls, (Sheri started here), but decent massage with a disappointing end. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.
Lotus: well its lotus, middle-aged women, below par massage, reliable and predictable. One nice thing, no hustle.
TLC: much older unattractive women, prepare to be hustled / negotiated, massage is worse than no massage, most on menu but the meal is spolied, rushed and usually unpleasant. They push for 30 minutes.
HughJorganJk
09-30-21, 23:03
Still no mileage at all on Portage st but not for lack of trying. Best massage, most build-up but then complete disappointment. Sheri has 1 other girl. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.
Stadium seems to have the best-looking girls, (Sheri started here), but decent massage with a disappointing end. If they were more like Lotus, no one would go anywhere else.
Lotus: well its lotus, middle-aged women, below par massage, reliable and predictable. One nice thing, no hustle.
TLC: much older unattractive women, prepare to be hustled / negotiated, massage is worse than no massage, most on menu but the meal is spolied, rushed and usually unpleasant. They push for 30 minutes.I'm normally an east side monger but found myself stuck in the kzoo area for a few days and decided to venture out. Checked out this forum and decided to try Sherry on Portage. She was definitely hotter than most and provided plenty of buildup and allowed a fair amount of roaming. Unfortunately, like you and a few others have said, the session ended in disappointment. She was game for DIY, but I could have done that at home for less money.
I saw this "provider" once about 3 years ago when she was in Kalamazoo. Paid for the hour and received the most lackluster massage ever. On the flip (after 15 minutes), the HE was terrible! I was dressed and out of there in 25 minutes. Save your money and skip this one.
Started the night out attempting to go to Happy or Spring this evening both had 2 or 3 cars. So in need of a massage and against my better judgment since it had been years since I have been there I gave TLC a shot and it paid off. Did hour with shower probably one of the best I have had she would soap up and then massage and soap and massage again with some teasing. Massage was good with some more teasing. Then proceeded to suck my soul out of me bb letting me finish with a Russian. Cleaned me up and massaged a little more. She said her name was Penny probably 40 to 50 ish short and thin okay fun bags she was fun throughout. $60 to the door and $120. I would repeat. Hopefully it lasts there.
Had a dream of Jessica at stadium and 6th on Saturday. I had an appointment, no wait, Massage was good, lots of teasing. After the flip, she asked for tip, (being I've been with her a few times and know what to expect) I obliged. She then turn and pulled her yoga pants and panties down and bent over and I proceeded to do a bit of probing FIV, she played with the boys and FIA but still won't touch the man (until its over then she cleans me up). Not exactly the visit I look for (don't like DIY) but for Kalamazoo. IMO its the best massage with perks. You can get a better massage with less perks and you can get less massage with more perks. As always YMMV.
Have fun and be safe!
Dyno.
Had a dream of Jessica at stadium and 6th on Saturday. I had an appointment, no wait, Massage was good, lots of teasing. After the flip, she asked for tip, (being I've been with her a few times and know what to expect) I obliged. She then turn and pulled her yoga pants and panties down and bent over and I proceeded to do a bit of probing FIV, she played with the boys and FIA but still won't touch the man (until its over then she cleans me up). Not exactly the visit I look for (don't like DIY) but for Kalamazoo. IMO its the best massage with perks. You can get a better massage with less perks and you can get less massage with more perks. As always YMMV.
Have fun and be safe!
Dyno.What was the damage?
What was the damage?6 for the hour. 8 tip.
I've seen most of the ladies there in recent past. Cici always promises I get her next time I visit. It's funny. Anyhow, saw a new one today and I think her name is Neenta. Or, something approximating that. If she breaks 5 ft I'd be surprised. Cute and thin athletic bod. No idea of her age. Her English is limited but she is flirty. Recommend.So turns out "Neenta" is actually "Linda". Saw her again. Recommend.
RoadRunner51
10-15-21, 13:28
What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy!
JJLetsPlay
10-15-21, 16:48
What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy!RoadRunner,
I am with you pal- Never recommend them.
Bummer so much time wasted for you, going to Kazoo / TLC.
Wish we had heard from you before driving.
We'd have advised you- sux there.
Has sucked there for years unfortunately.
Unfriendly, unclean facility, & mostly old women w / GPS!
Not sure where you thought you saw multiple great reviews on TLC / kazoo?
I looked back here- only 2 mentions since Aug.
Only the very last post on them, was positive.
All others for many moons have been bad / thumbs down.
Be safe & well.
JJ.
What a waste of 3 and a half hours. I decided after all of the great reviews for this place I would make the hour and half drive each to check it out. Told the lady that let me in that I wanted a hour massage and asked her who else was working and she said her and another girl. She led me to the room and asked for the house fee. I asked if I could see the other girl and she said no. I said OK that I would leave then. She started walking me out and as we got to the door she yelled something to the other girl and then took me back to a different room and left. A few minutes later the other girl came in and I handed her $60 and she gave me back $20 and said only a half hour. I said OK and she left while I got ready. She came back in and ask what I wanted and I said everything and she ask how much I went to my pocket and gave her $100 and she said $20 more and I obliged. She started with a lack luster BBBJ and I asked her to turn around for 69 (the only good thing about the whole ordeal) she did have a very tasty pussy. I could go on but it doesn't get any better. I left with blue balls! I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy!This place has gotten consistently bad reviews. I used to stop in every few months to see if the talent had improved, and it never does. The last time I went I was getting ready and the girl had left the door ajar and I kid you not a Racoon walked into the room. A real live racoon. It didn't seem afraid of me. The girl came back in and yelled at him in Asian and he booked. The only thing I can think of is they must be keeping him as a pet. That was it for me. If you want a really good time visit one of the two spas in Battle Creek. Spring or Happy.
This place has gotten consistently bad reviews. I used to stop in every few months to see if the talent had improved, and it never does. The last time I went I was getting ready and the girl had left the door ajar and I kid you not a Racoon walked into the room. A real live racoon. It didn't seem afraid of me. The girl came back in and yelled at him in Asian and he booked. The only thing I can think of is they must be keeping him as a pet. That was it for me. If you want a really good time visit one of the two spas in Battle Creek. Spring or Happy.This. The place has been terrible for literally a decade. It's the mamasan. She's a horrid and awful person.
JJLetsPlay
10-18-21, 17:32
This. The place has been terrible for literally a decade. It's the mamasan. She's a horrid and awful person.Kazoomick,
I am with you 100% on that opinion dude.
It is Totally the Mamasan.
She's Loud, Rude & Conniving to customers.
Actually in addition, she's The One who Made the Raccoons into frigging pets.
It is Just Like Sly Said re: the Varmints!
She is also the one who allows the "unclean facility".
Plus since she's so nasty, No Good Girls will even Come Work There.
Back in the day, right After they Re-opened, It was OK for a While.
Steadily Got Worse- last 10 yrs or so. Terrible.
Before the LEO Shutdown, There were some Fabulous Girls There.
I was a 1 X weekly, at least in those days.
Wouldn't Even set Foot In there, Unless She Goes & Big Changes reported / confirmed.
Ahh, The Old Days.
Be Safe, JJ.
INeedaBJ616B
10-23-21, 23:30
I had a dream today of Jessica. Here only 3 years from China. Limited English. Bigger but very nice top. Wore short skirt and deep v. Not shy at all. She seems to like and encourage roaming down under. Still DIY but not your typical experience there. Mediocre back massage, but definitely worth a visit. Great personality. The only DIY dream I ever had that was worth it. The tip came up on flip. Slowing counted up 80 but then she stopped me there which surprised me. I think it was her way of telling me I was not going to leave completely happy. Since this was my first dream with Jessica, I can only imagine how much better the next visit might be.
Montana Slim
10-26-21, 20:26
Anyone know who the other girls are at WM these days, besides Jessica? I understand they have some new ones?
I had a dream today of Jessica. Here only 3 years from China. Limited English. Bigger but very nice top. Wore short skirt and deep v. Not shy at all. She seems to like and encourage roaming down under. Still DIY but not your typical experience there. Mediocre back massage, but definitely worth a visit. Great personality. The only DIY dream I ever had that was worth it. The tip came up on flip. Slowing counted up 80 but then she stopped me there which surprised me. I think it was her way of telling me I was not going to leave completely happy. Since this was my first dream with Jessica, I can only imagine how much better the next visit might be.
INeedaBJ616B
11-07-21, 14:19
Anyone know who the other girls are at WM these days, besides Jessica? I understand they have some new ones?Jessica and Wanda working today. Anyone familiar with Wanda?
I may have had some experience with wanda. 5'10 slender? Short hair?
Jessica and Wanda working today. Anyone familiar with Wanda?
INeedaBJ616B
11-24-21, 19:32
Has anyone seen new girl Lucy?
Electronman
11-25-21, 05:15
Has anyone seen new girl Lucy?I may have seen Lucy, but only from a distance. I had an enjoyable session with Linda, a petite and relatively young woman who provides an enjoyable massage. On my way out, I noticed another woman who appeared to be about the same size and age as Linda. If this was Lucy, she's worth checking out.
INeedaBJ616B
11-25-21, 18:26
I had a dream of the new girl Linda. (not Linda at lotus). An older woman, not thin, not fat. Good back massage. I can recommend it, but I don't feel comfortable publically posting details of my dreams anymore as Jessica is no longer there. I hope our good reviews did not cause this. Jessica will be missed. Since Sherry left Stadium, many things have changed here.
MrLimpBiscuit
11-30-21, 12:47
https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/sensual-massage-with-extras-av/813527380600
https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/sensual-massage-with-extras-av/813527380600If you do a search for Lauren you should find out everything you want to know.
https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/sensual-massage-with-extras-av/813527380600"S"he used to be a man.
MrLimpBiscuit
12-02-21, 19:07
"S"he used to be a man.Yikes. Ty.
INeedaBJ616B
12-13-21, 00:37
Linda went back to California. Jessica is back. Anyone tried Amy?
INeedaBJ616B
12-13-21, 14:37
Does anyone have experience with Cindy at Lotus? Any info is greatly appreciated.
Does anyone have experience with Cindy at Lotus? Any info is greatly appreciated.Yeah, she's been around for years. She and CeCe run the place. Usually they only fill in if they are busy. She's probably 50's. Decent looking, bigger belly and flat ass but pretty nice funbags. Pretty standard and dependable rub and finish. PM for any specific details.
-MD.
Hey guys Battle Creek guy to bother you with a question- I know Bunni was around and reviewed before then she was gone and back- does she now do nude or topless?
I saw her a couple years ago in Kalamazoo before she left. Paid $ for an hour topless. It wasn't worth it. No dialogue whatsoever and the massage was her rubbing lotion on me. The flip was ever worse. Lackluster and not worth it. Very rushed and was done and out of there in 25 minutes. I would not repeat. There's way better out there.
I saw her a couple years ago in Kalamazoo before she left. Paid $ for an hour topless. It wasn't worth it. No dialogue whatsoever and the massage was her rubbing lotion on me. The flip was ever worse. Lackluster and not worth it. Very rushed and was done and out of there in 25 minutes. I would not repeat. There's way better out there.Saw the price and thought mmm 60 for a hhr topless or nude he- figured there had to be a catch.
Saw the price and thought mmm 60 for a hhr topless or nude he- figured there had to be a catch.I also saw her a couple of years ago. The massage was so bad, that a few minutes into it I figured I would flip over for the HE, as soon as she grabbed junior, I noticed two big warts on her hands, and that was the end for me not only did I immediately go soft, but I think he was trying to crawl inside of me. I wasn't and still am not sure if the warts on her hands could transfer to my junk, but I wasn't risking it.
BattleCreek69
12-28-21, 07:29
"S"he used to be a man.Lauren is 100% female and very attractive actually. Her pictures don't do her justice. I've seen her twice, and both times she was completely, 100% naked. She actually is the most attractive provider I've encountered. Definitely would repeat. Very nice massage and the extras are well done.
Mr Coffee68
12-28-21, 18:41
Lauren is 100% female and very attractive actually. Her pictures don't do her justice. I've seen her twice, and both times she was completely, 100% naked. She actually is the most attractive provider I've encountered. Definitely would repeat. Very nice massage and the extras are well done.It doesn't matter if Lauren is a man or a woman. I saw her about six months ago. Massage was about a 3 on a 1 to 10 scale with no teasing. Happy ending was very mechanical. Would not ever consider repeating.
It doesn't matter if Lauren is a man or a woman. I saw her about six months ago. Massage was about a 3 on a 1 to 10 scale with no teasing. Happy ending was very mechanical. Would not ever consider repeating.I tend to trust my own observations and take anything posted here with a grain of salt. That said, I can definitely confirm Lauren used to be a man and the massage is terrible.
JJLetsPlay
12-29-21, 15:16
Hi guys,
Mandy "spinner" has been on / off the Kazoo scene for a while.
Back now for month & Seems Straight, after some Personal Drama.
Good Girl- Recommend.
Anyway, I'm Posting Here in Massage on her, because She Now is also Into Massage.
She was at a sketchy incall, but was Moving to Better place.
Very Good escort, but also a Great Option for a very HE on massage ($ all in).
She got a massage table & Hope it's Now Avail.
Has Nice lotions, lubes etc.
More of a Sensual Massage- Not Deep Tissue, FYI.
But her ability to Edge on HE, Work Prostate also & Milk You Fully is Legit.
I also Happen To Know she really Gets Into all That!!
So Mandy- "fun size"- Good for sensual Massage, w / HE or Escort IMO.
Recommending her.
Feel Free To Mention Me If Trying 1st time.
Be Safe Bros.
JJ / Jimmy.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/fun-size/535707317179
Looks like we will be getting a new massage place soon fellow monger. I was looking a number for a lady I see for reflexology (I lost it) and something caught my eye. As I was scrolling, I saw something like Li massage. It did not have much information.
At first, I thought CeCe's old place was still listed. But when I looked closer, the location was different. When I clicked it, the place said it was in Washington. This has happened before where I see a massage place in Kalamazoo, but it is really some place else. But this place had a Kalamazoo number, so I called and no answer. Then I texted and got a response.
I was told they are a new massage place but will not open for a few weeks. They will be on Maple Hill Dr. She said, in the meantime you can go to Beautiful Life.
I was excited, but suggesting I go to beautiful life is a con. I have not been back there in months. Why? As I have mentioned, I am not in favor of DIY, especially when they want you to tip like they are doing the work (I. E. Massage WM) I told Sherry several times if you are not doing the HE, then give me a regular massage without the "teasing" she would say okay but still proceed to get Jr hard and then try to put my hand on him. So, I am good on going there unless something changes.
Speaking of beautiful life, have any of you been there recently and has anything changed? Look, I like Sherry, but it is annoying when she will text me every 2-3 weeks saying, "Hi" "Hey" "Hey stranger" "Come see me, I give you REAL good relaxing massage" only to do all that teasing and no finish. As I mentioned, If she isn't going to change, I am good with a straight massage.
I bring all this up to say if this new place is suggesting BL until they open, then it may be very similar.
But as some of you know I am a massage lover and will give this place a try when they open and report back. Just wanted to let my fellow mongers know a new Asian place is coming soon.
Later,
SirCody.
Electronman
01-01-22, 09:25
Looks like we will be getting a new massage place soon fellow monger. I was looking a number for a lady I see for reflexology (I lost it) and something caught my eye. As I was scrolling, I saw something like Li massage. It did not have much information.
At first, I thought CeCe's old place was still listed. But when I looked closer, the location was different. When I clicked it, the place said it was in Washington. This has happened before where I see a massage place in Kalamazoo, but it is really some place else. But this place had a Kalamazoo number, so I called and no answer. Then I texted and got a response.
I was told they are a new massage place but will not open for a few weeks. They will be on Maple Hill Dr. She said, in the meantime you can go to Beautiful Life.
I was excited, but suggesting I go to beautiful life is a con. I have not been back there in months. Why? As I have mentioned, I am not in favor of DIY, especially when they want you to tip like they are doing the work (I. E. Massage WM) I told Sherry several times if you are not doing the HE, then give me a regular massage without the "teasing" she would say okay but still proceed to get Jr hard and then try to put my hand on him. So, I am good on going there unless something changes.
Speaking of beautiful life, have any of you been there recently and has anything changed? Look, I like Sherry, but it is annoying when she will text me every 2-3 weeks saying, "Hi" "Hey" "Hey stranger" "Come see me, I give you REAL good relaxing massage" only to do all that teasing and no finish. As I mentioned, If she isn't going to change, I am good with a straight massage.
I bring all this up to say if this new place is suggesting BL until they open, then it may be very similar.
But as some of you know I am a massage lover and will give this place a try when they open and report back. Just wanted to let my fellow mongers know a new Asian place is coming soon.
Later,
SirCody.A new massage place in Kalamazoo would be a welcome addition! But if they are recommending Beautiful Life, I would keep my expectations low.
If you get any details about opening date, services and location, please post them. Thanks.
Drove by the other day and was surprised to see they are still around. Haven't been there in years, wondering if anyone has recently? Worth checking out again?
Electronman
01-09-22, 23:14
New therapist at Lotus is named Ivy. Attractive middle aged women with decent English. Excellent massage skills. Worth a visit.
Drove by the other day and was surprised to see they are still around. Haven't been there in years, wondering if anyone has recently? Worth checking out again?Here's the website https://massagetherapykalamazoo.com/ Their "Reiki Masters" are all young, nice looking ladies.
Here's the website https://massagetherapykalamazoo.com/ Their "Reiki Masters" are all young, nice looking ladies.I was referring to massage works, not kzoo relaxation (whitcoumb). It's already been shared on this forum of what to expect at relaxation I. E, up-selling, over-priced, lackluster massage.
Here's the website https://massagetherapykalamazoo.com/ Their "Reiki Masters" are all young, nice looking ladies.Has anyone tried these new advertised services? Anything different to report then what was previously stated on the forum? I'm guessing they advertise the reiki service to get around having to have a massage license or certificate as practicing reiki doesn't require that.
CorpseHummus
01-11-22, 17:12
I took one for the team. A straight forward legit shop with no extras. Ran by old lady's. Its a no go.
I finally saw Lauren, fully prepared to pay and leave.
The massage was good. Deep and long. As in she actually knows how to give a massage. Conversation was good. And no Adams apple.
Lauren has always been a woman.
Not full service, just like her ads say.
I tend to trust my own observations and take anything posted here with a grain of salt. That said, I can definitely confirm Lauren used to be a man and the massage is terrible.
Lauren is 100% female and very attractive actually. Her pictures don't do her justice. I've seen her twice, and both times she was completely, 100% naked. She actually is the most attractive provider I've encountered. Definitely would repeat. Very nice massage and the extras are well done.Yeah, I'm with you. There is no question at all that she is 100% female. I'm real glad I made the visit.
Yeah, I'm with you. There is no question at all that she is 100% female. I'm real glad I made the visit.As long as you like your "women" with huge feet and no hips. For those of you old enough to remember Popeye cartoons, picture Olive Oyl with ridiculous fake tits and a deeper voice. And I apologize for having minimal quality standards with regard to massage services. To each his own.
INeedaBJ616B
01-25-22, 18:31
Has anyone tried these new advertised services? Anything different to report then what was previously stated on the forum? I'm guessing they advertise the reiki service to get around having to have a massage license or certificate as practicing reiki doesn't require that.Here is the owner of KR. You can msg him on facebook if you have questions. https://www.facebook.com/joel.p.chapman I can not recommend this place. Bait / switch.
I know there are slim pickings in Kalamazoo for the massage scene. However, the petite beauty Sherry has long been a topic of discussion here.
I'm not sure what makes her so alluring to me. She's very cute. And has a great massage technique (legitimate LMT level). And maybe it's the hope something more just might be presented some day.
She is still DIY. But now does a minor assist while I'm doing the DIY. And the tease leading up is quite delightful. My verbal cues have helped the experience reach this stage. Yesterday she was wearing a crop top shirt which showed an incredible flat stomach, albeit only a few inches of it. She did allow some OTC roaming.
As a change up from more traditional HE places, I believe she provides a nice alternative. She is very cute.
https://3rodcsv0uuhrwg48.vistaprintdigital.com/
Worth it for the massage and visuals.
Gene.
INeedaBJ616B,
Is this place ever offer anything beyond a lackluster back rub by a young woman? I saw the upgrade price and all that was die was moving the girl from fully clothed to a bikini. Very disappointing.
INeedaBJ616B
01-28-22, 21:12
INeedaBJ616B,
Is this place ever offer anything beyond a lackluster back rub by a young woman? I saw the upgrade price and all that was die was moving the girl from fully clothed to a bikini. Very disappointing.Its all bait / switch.
INeedaBJ616B
01-28-22, 21:20
Anyone tried Mary yet on stadium?
INeedaBJ616B
01-29-22, 00:32
Pronounced ahhh naah She is the most attractive I've ever seen at Tlc. I saw a good review on rubmaps. It was accurate. She speaks little English but is fluent in Korean. Google translate works well. Obviously 40 ish, but the ass of a 20-year-old and long dark hair.
Pronounced ahhh naah She is the most attractive I've ever seen at Tlc. I saw a good review on rubmaps. It was accurate. She speaks little English but is fluent in Korean. Google translate works well. Obviously 40 ish, but the ass of a 20-year-old and long dark hair.What were damage's?
INeedaBJ616B
02-01-22, 20:44
Has anyone tried Sophia, new girl at Lotus?
Electronman
02-03-22, 17:55
Has anyone tried Sophia, new girl at Lotus?Reasonably attractive middle aged Chinese woman. A bit on the thicker side for my tastes (but I like more petite women). Decent English skills. OK massage and pretty standard services for Lotus. The Kalamazoo massage scene is not great so there is not much competition from other spas and providers. Thus, I would repeat with Sophia.
INeedaBJ616B
02-04-22, 00:54
Did anyone try the new girl working for Shery at Beautiful life yet?
Well, we have a new DIY massage place in Kalamazoo. While doing some looking around to see If the new place, I mentioned to you all a few months ago is about to open (FYI, they said a few more weeks) I stumbled across "Asian massage" There was not any information other than it was off W. Main. That was about two weeks ago. Being the massage lover I am, I kept digging and found it this week, and yes there is a new place.
There is no website (at least yet) but it is off W. Main and south on Sage St. I texted and got no answer but did get a call a little later. I was told they were open and are brand new, so I made an appointment.
When I get there, I walk in and see one of the WM Stadium massage girls. I remember her face, but not her name. I instantly lose hope in any fun because I remember her always offering DIY. But since I am there, I might as well enjoy the massage.
Just like on Stadium, she gave a great massage with minimal teasing (not really teasing, just getting a little close) Then came the flip and she ask "Can I use oil" I say, "yes YOU can use oil" only for her to grab my hand which I pulled back and said no thank you. She gave the usually "sorry I don't touch" and I told her no worries just finish the massage.
So, it seems that the ladies from Stadium are spreading around the area and not offering any fun services. Since the one on W. Main told me to visit beautiful life until they open, I am sure she will also be another WM massage DIY specialist.
Although I enjoy a good massage, it would be nice to have a place open with better options. When the one on Maple Hill open, I will still visit and report back.
Pros: Good massage, a familiar face, discreet spot (on Sage St off the road a little).
Cons: Offering DIY only.
So, it looks like we will have six Asian massage spots (Beautiful Life / Massage Works / Lotus / WM Stadium / Sage St / Maple Hill) and only Lotus offering fun services. I haven't been to Lotus in a year, so I am assuming it is still better than these others.
There you go guys, new place open minus the fun.
Has anybody been to Hartford massage lately just wondering what it's like keep seeing their ads but not really sure I want to pull the plug let me know thank you.
INeedaBJ616B
02-11-22, 20:12
Well, we have a new DIY massage place in Kalamazoo. While doing some looking around to see If the new place, I mentioned to you all a few months ago is about to open (FYI, they said a few more weeks) I stumbled across "Asian massage" There was not any information other than it was off W. Main. That was about two weeks ago. Being the massage lover I am, I kept digging and found it this week, and yes there is a new place.
There is no website (at least yet) but it is off W. Main and south on Sage St. I texted and got no answer but did get a call a little later. I was told they were open and are brand new, so I made an appointment.
When I get there, I walk in and see one of the WM Stadium massage girls. I remember her face, but not her name. I instantly lose hope in any fun because I remember her always offering DIY. But since I am there, I might as well enjoy the massage.
Just like on Stadium, she gave a great massage with minimal teasing (not really teasing, just getting a little close) Then came the flip and she ask "Can I use oil" I say, "yes YOU can use oil" only for her to grab my hand which I pulled back and said no thank you. She gave the usually "sorry I don't touch" and I told her no worries just finish the massage.
So, it seems that the ladies from Stadium are spreading around the area and not offering any fun services. Since the one on W. Main told me to visit beautiful life until they open, I am sure she will also be another WM massage DIY specialist.
Although I enjoy a good massage, it would be nice to have a place open with better options. When the one on Maple Hill open, I will still visit and report back.
Pros: Good massage, a familiar face, discreet spot (on Sage St off the road a little).
Cons: Offering DIY only.
So, it looks like we will have six Asian massage spots (Beautiful Life / Massage Works / Lotus / WM Stadium / Sage St / Maple Hill) and only Lotus offering fun services. I haven't been to Lotus in a year, so I am assuming it is still better than these others.
There you go guys, new place open minus the fun.OK. I called. Said open until 8:30 pm. Old Chinese lady answered. Said Amy working. I asked if it was Amy from Stadium Dr she said yes. I asked if any other girls work there, she said no. So for any of you who know Amy, that's where she is at. I don't think I will visit.
Electronman
02-21-22, 06:38
I stopped by Lotus and drew Anna, a slender woman with an attractive face (at least her eyes were attractive, she wore a mask the entire appointment). She's probably in her 30's. Massage was quite good.
The flip was pretty standard for Lotus (but better than many of the other Kzoo parlors). No nudity but she did not object to some OTC fondling.
Electronman
02-21-22, 06:40
Did anyone try the new girl working for Shery at Beautiful life yet?More importantly, does she provide any services beyond the limited services provided by Sherry?
Electronman
02-26-22, 10:58
I noticed a sign for a new Asian massage spa, just south of West Main Street on Maple Hill Drive.
Anyone made a visit and have a report on talent and services?
More importantly, does she provide any services beyond the limited services provided by Sherry?I have visited Beautiful life two times and have been given massages by 2 different women. Neither offered any sort of extras or hinted at them. Sherry bumped the tip several times while massaging the groin area, but nothing more. The second lady draped the groin area and never ventured too close. The massage wasn't bad, and admittedly I went there to see if they could work out a few kinks in my neck and shoulders. Sherry worked hard on the knots, but the new woman kind of glossed over the areas of tension.
JoeCrow888
02-27-22, 01:25
Does anyone have any experience? Legit service or sketchy in call? She posts regularly. Thanks for any intel.
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JJLetsPlay
02-27-22, 11:10
Does anyone have any experience? Legit service or sketchy in call? She posts regularly. Thanks for any intel.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nude-sensual-massage/913717976186JC888, Look Back.
Tons of info / chatter / Intel on Lauren (Sensual, Nude, erotic Massage w / HE).
Should not be (no pun iontended) Hard to Find, in This Thread.
Mostly good, few negative & chatter re: personal background info.
Just Search Posts this thread- "Lauren."
All you want to know Is There.
Be safe & happy.
JJ.
Well, as I said a few months ago, I would give this place a try and I did.
Mei Li is on Maple Hill Dr and W. Main. They told me they would text me when they opened and they did, so I made an appointment. The place is in the same building that Fuji Spa (Tina) used to be in twenty plus years ago. I thought they would use the same office that Fuji used which is in the back (more discreet) and had a shower.
But they are in the front. When you walk in you can tell they spent quite a bit of money putting this place together as it looks very renovated. The walls look new, the doors look new, the floors are nice, and it is very clean. All that alone told me to not get any hopes up.
Anyhow, I was meet at the front by the therapist and lead to the room. She has great English skills. She goes to work and does a very good job. There was no teasing whatsoever, which is fine because I had low hopes. As I mentioned before, they told me back in December to go to Beautiful Life until they opened, and we know how BL works.
Now on the flip, when time was getting close, she did say, "10 minutes left sir" which is generally a sign that if you want something time is almost up. But I didn't bite and just enjoyed the massage waiting to see what she would do. She did nothing. She kept the drape over the area and massaged through the towel. I thought if she was offering something she would have gone under or removed the towel like Beautiful Life or Stadium.
I did not press the issue and just kept it coo and enjoyed the massage. She didn't try to put my hand on Jr or anything. When it was over, I tipped $15 and told her thank you because it was a good massage. So, my thoughts fellas are this is going to be an all-legit place, even more legit than BL.
Pros: Very clean, good massage, no teasing and then offering DIY.
Cons: No fun, out front when they could have been in the back, price is a little higher ($70 for hour) two girls working instead of one (I believe you "may" get better service when it is just one working).
Well, there you have it guys. I will try again, but won't be a regular as I have a couple of woman I go to for legit regular massage.
Sircody.
Does anyone have any experience? Legit service or sketchy in call? She posts regularly. Thanks for any intel.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nude-sensual-massage/913717976186She / he is a transgender. She was a he before becoming a she.
Seen Suger twice always a great time tiny women about 45.
Electronman
02-28-22, 03:00
Well, as I said a few months ago, I would give this place a try and I did.
Mei Li is on Maple Hill Dr and W. Main. They told me they would text me when they opened and they did, so I made an appointment. The place is in the same building that Fuji Spa (Tina) used to be in twenty plus years ago. I thought they would use the same office that Fuji used which is in the back (more discreet) and had a shower.
But they are in the front. When you walk in you can tell they spent quite a bit of money putting this place together as it looks very renovated. The walls look new, the doors look new, the floors are nice, and it is very clean. All that alone told me to not get any hopes up.
Anyhow, I was meet at the front by the therapist and lead to the room. She has great English skills. She goes to work and does a very good job. There was no teasing whatsoever, which is fine because I had low hopes. As I mentioned before, they told me back in December to go to Beautiful Life until they opened, and we know how BL works.
Now on the flip, when time was getting close, she did say, "10 minutes left sir" which is generally a sign that if you want something time is almost up. But I didn't bite and just enjoyed the massage waiting to see what she would do. She did nothing. She kept the drape over the area and massaged through the towel. I thought if she was offering something she would have gone under or removed the towel like Beautiful Life or Stadium.
I did not press the issue and just kept it coo and enjoyed the massage. She didn't try to put my hand on Jr or anything. When it was over, I tipped $15 and told her thank you because it was a good massage. So, my thoughts fellas are this is going to be an all-legit place, even more legit than BL.
Pros: Very clean, good massage, no teasing and then offering DIY.
Cons: No fun, out front when they could have been in the back, price is a little higher ($70 for hour) two girls working instead of one (I believe you "may" get better service when it is just one working).Thanks for the review.
I guess there is room in the Kalamazoo market for a massage only place. However, I was hoping for a place on the "naughtier" end of the spectrum so I probably will not visit this new place.
Thanks for the review.
I guess there is room in the Kalamazoo market for a massage only place. However, I was hoping for a place on the "naughtier" end of the spectrum so I probably will not visit this new place.I think the issue is supply and demand. Everyone wants more at BL and the other non Lotus places. But I've tried to drop in (to BL) a few times over the last month or so and Sherri was booked for the whole day. I drive by there pretty often, and there are always cars there. She's raking in the money without having to go farther than she wants, with a line of mongers out the door. The new places are all following this model. If the clients dry up, they might be more open to extras. But that doesn't seem to be what's happening.
On a side note, I've seen 3 foreign supercars at BL. If they belong to anyone on here, nice car man! I was in the room with the other girl while hearing one supercar owning monger try to pay for FS and Sherri turned it down. My girl was cracking up. I wasn't even offered DIY with the other girl BTW.
Lotus is at least consistent, but the girls seem very lazy in my last several visits putting little effort into the tease / ending.
Kalamazoo sucks right now.
Has anybody been to Hartford massage lately just wondering what it's like keep seeing their ads but not really sure I want to pull the plug let me know thank you.Yes, I'm wondering about Hartford too. I see their ads a lot and I'm not too far away from there. But as far as I can tell, this place is literally next door to the police station in Hartford, so I'm nervous about going there.
OffDaBloc23
03-05-22, 21:59
Has anyone tried these new advertised services? Anything different to report then what was previously stated on the forum? I'm guessing they advertise the reiki service to get around having to have a massage license or certificate as practicing reiki doesn't require that.Hey they do a little more depending on who you get and if they like you I had one that let me pull her leggings all the way down and play with her pussy with like 20 minutes left of the massage and started stroking my dick til I asked her to go and taste it then proceeded to give me some good head deepthroat spit everything and didn't have to give a huge tip either guess she was just feeling me.
LngTimExplorer
03-06-22, 09:28
Hey they do a little more depending on who you get and if they like you I had one that let me pull her leggings all the way down and play with her pussy with like 20 minutes left of the massage and started stroking my dick til I asked her to go and taste it then proceeded to give me some good head deepthroat spit everything and didn't have to give a huge tip either guess she was just feeling me.Can someone help with the name of this place? I'm coming in from out of town on Tuesday and this place sounds fun. I googled Hartford Massage and Hartford reiki and the only place I found was an Asian massage place. Is this the correct place? Any additional info is much appreciated.
Kzoo Dude 269
03-06-22, 12:44
Can someone help with the name of this place? I'm coming in from out of town on Tuesday and this place sounds fun. I googled Hartford Massage and Hartford reiki and the only place I found was an Asian massage place. Is this the correct place? Any additional info is much appreciated.I sent you a PM, I think the post you quoted is referring to a place in Kzoo. I sent you the website and address. Let us know if you visit, I would like to hear about it!!
ArborWorks
03-06-22, 16:27
Had my 1st experience at KR off westnedge the other day. Got the upgraded hour. Laid there for the massage and waited. I'll try back one more time to confirm that I should go elsewhere. Has anyone had a different experience?
I've been seeing some ads recently for KR and really want to stop in because they have some very good looking women in the photos. I'd like to know if anyone has gotten anything more than a normal massage DIY roaming anything at all and which girl was it with? Side note beautiful life is a pretty damn good price for DIY.
I've been seeing some ads recently for KR and really want to stop in because they have some very good looking women in the photos. I'd like to know if anyone has gotten anything more than a normal massage DIY roaming anything at all and which girl was it with? Side note beautiful life is a pretty damn good price for DIY.Until I hear legit info otherwise, Kalamazoo Relaxation looks like nothing more than an expensive bikini massage. From reports it is high priced, high upselling, and zero finishing. These places try to hustle you by thinking if you just spend more money, or come for repeat visits. You will finally get more. It never happens. There is one review below that claims you can get extras, which is most likely fake planted by the owner or one of the girls. All part of the hustle.
I would love to be wrong, but I'm not spending a dime to find out.
JJLetsPlay
03-08-22, 16:56
Until I hear legit info otherwise, Kalamazoo Relaxation looks like nothing more than an expensive bikini massage. From reports it is high priced, high upselling, and zero finishing. These places try to hustle you by thinking if you just spend more money, or come for repeat visits. You will finally get more. It never happens. There is one review below that claims you can get extras, which is most likely fake planted by the owner or one of the girls. All part of the hustle.
I would love to be wrong, but I'm not spending a dime to find out.MD, Could Not Agree with you More.
Always the "Later or More money" hustle. Not me!
Also felt that same way re: the Positive Review, Claiming Extras avail (if you were just "cool") .
Well we can Keep KR on the List w / all others in Kazoo, that provide No Extras.
Wish were Different. All here in Kazoo are paranoid, even w / regulars.
Be safe & smart all.
JJ.
LngTimExplorer
03-08-22, 20:18
MD, Could Not Agree with you More.
Always the "Later or More money" hustle. Not me!
Also felt that same way re: the Positive Review, Claiming Extras avail (if you were just "cool") .
Well we can Keep KR on the List w / all others in Kazoo, that provide No Extras.
Wish were Different. All here in Kazoo are paranoid, even w / regulars.
Be safe & smart all.
JJ.I can verify I went there today. I got extras and didn't get any resistance. So imo it depends on the girl you get and how you approach it.
Came across what appears to be a new AM in Kzoo. 30X and Sage St Unit A, Kalamazoo. Not sure when they opened but anyone have any review of them? Review calls out Amy, wondering if this is Amy from WM AM. ?
Came across what appears to be a new AM in Kzoo. 30X and Sage St Unit A, Kalamazoo. Not sure when they opened but anyone have any review of them? Review calls out Amy, wondering if this is Amy from WM AM. ?Pretty good massage with back walking offered. She was friendly and teased a little but only offered DIY. Not really my thing so I did my best to enjoy the teasing and called it good.
Let's get a vote going, which is better?
Feel free to name a different Kzoo area AMP you think is better but from everything I've read these two stand out.Lotus. Won't go back to BL. To many times during massage there's an interruption between her on her phone and people coming in the door without an appointment. Plus, not a DIY fan.
Lotus. Won't go back to BL. To many times during massage there's an interruption between her on her phone and people coming in the door without an appointment. Plus, not a DIY fan.Hello I apologize if this has already been answered as I am still somewhat new to the hobby. But what's the usual damage at lotus and who do you guys usually ask for? Hoping to go there this weekend. Thanks and Stay safe fellas.
Good morning, Brothers. I'm new, in from Saginaw. I saw Rain yesterday. She was extremely nice and pretty particular about her personal hygiene and room cleanliness. FS, DATY, Greek. She was very energetic, responsive and open. Rates matched her STG ad (I even got the $20 pre-noon discount!) and she said she was open to negotiating (I just paid full price plus a tip because I just bought a car and I'm tired of haggling). An overall excellent time. I would recommend and I will repeat.
I decided to TOFTT and visited Asia Spa in Hartford. I had concerns because I couldn't find reports of anyone who'd actually been there. And the place is literally right next door to the town hall / police station in Hartford. So I thought either there's a very real LE concern or I'm going to be disappointed with the ending. Neither of my concerns became a reality during my visit and I had a great experience. No "upgrades" were offered, but they may be on the menu. English wasn't my masseuse's primary language, so I didn't ask a lot of questions. I was satisfied with a nice HE and the lady I saw allowed decent roaming. She wore a mask, but what I could see of her face was pretty and she was a trim and petite Asian lady. Hard to guess the age, especially with the mask. She seemed at least in her 30's, but far from old. So if you're in that area, it's worth a stop. Of course YMMV.
I decided to TOFTT and visited Asia Spa in Hartford. I had concerns because I couldn't find reports of anyone who'd actually been there. And the place is literally right next door to the town hall / police station in Hartford. So I thought either there's a very real LE concern or I'm going to be disappointed with the ending. Neither of my concerns became a reality during my visit and I had a great experience. No "upgrades" were offered, but they may be on the menu. English wasn't my masseuse's primary language, so I didn't ask a lot of questions. I was satisfied with a nice HE and the lady I saw allowed decent roaming. She wore a mask, but what I could see of her face was pretty and she was a trim and petite Asian lady. Hard to guess the age, especially with the mask. She seemed at least in her 30's, but far from old. So if you're in that area, it's worth a stop. Of course YMMV.Thanks for the review. I have been wondering about this place. The location is a bit unnerving but it is Hartford. Probably a police force of 2 or 3 with little interest in what goes on there. Not really an uptight town. They got a casino and Marijuana shops so probably more lenient than some other towns. Yours is the first actual review I have seen. Thanks.
Thanks for the review. I have been wondering about this place. The location is a bit unnerving but it is Hartford. Probably a police force of 2 or 3 with little interest in what goes on there. Not really an uptight town. They got a casino and Marijuana shops so probably more lenient than some other towns. Yours is the first actual review I have seen. Thanks.Thank you for the review I've been wanting to go there but I had the same concerns you spoke of well I guess I'll try there this afternoon see if I can get the same results.
Stopped in on Sunday. Lady spoke very limited English. Massage was good. She keep stopping for prole coming to the main door and answered the phone. Other than that I enjoyed and will repeat. Ended with a HE.
Stopped in on Sunday. Lady spoke very limited English. Massage was good. She keep stopping for prole coming to the main door and answered the phone. Other than that I enjoyed and will repeat. Ended with a HE.You guys must've got a different lady I was offered nothing was covered the whole time with a towel no HE massage was OK.
Had a dream of DeeDee at Hartford this morning. Was a fairly good massage, I was not covered when she entered the room, she covered my whole back to use the towel for slide to begin the massage. Then she moved it to my lower legs and started in with elbows and oil. No teasing at all! After about 30 minutes while she was standing at my head running her hands down my back I reached around and felt her ass, she giggled and instantly tickled my boys. At that point I was feeling good about the next 30 minutes. She finished up with little to no tease. On the flip she covered me at first and kind of did the same thing with the towel. Then towel back to my feet, so I went ahead and started rubbing / squeezing her ass, she immediately grabbed JR and started in on the HE. I slid my hand around the front to try up under her shirt, she pulled it and the bra up to her chin and let me play with them. So I thought I'd try to get lower uncovered. She pulled her pants and panties down to expose her ass with no problem, would let me rub OTC on the front, then I asked if I could see it, so she pulled them down completely to show me her completely untamed Bush! I touched a little but no insertion. Then she finished me off, cleaned me up and continued the massage. All in all was a good dream for our local AMP's. I will Repeat.
As always YMMV, please be kind and polite.
Take care fellas!
Dyno.
Had a dream of DeeDee at Hartford this morning. Was a fairly good massage, I was not covered when she entered the room, she covered my whole back to use the towel for slide to begin the massage. Then she moved it to my lower legs and started in with elbows and oil. No teasing at all! After about 30 minutes while she was standing at my head running her hands down my back I reached around and felt her ass, she giggled and instantly tickled my boys. At that point I was feeling good about the next 30 minutes. She finished up with little to no tease. On the flip she covered me at first and kind of did the same thing with the towel. Then towel back to my feet, so I went ahead and started rubbing / squeezing her ass, she immediately grabbed JR and started in on the HE. I slid my hand around the front to try up under her shirt, she pulled it and the bra up to her chin and let me play with them. So I thought I'd try to get lower uncovered. She pulled her pants and panties down to expose her ass with no problem, would let me rub OTC on the front, then I asked if I could see it, so she pulled them down completely to show me her completely untamed Bush! I touched a little but no insertion. Then she finished me off, cleaned me up and continued the massage. All in all was a good dream for our local AMP's. I will Repeat.
As always YMMV, please be kind and polite.
Take care fellas!
Dyno.Was this the older lady? And are they still wearing masks? When I went they had mascon so it was hard to tell and she would not give me her name for some reason.
Was this the older lady? And are they still wearing masks? When I went they had mascon so it was hard to tell and she would not give me her name for some reason.No this was a 30 ish year old lady, a little heavier set than most at AMP's but was ok. They are still wearing masks however she took hers off at one point from one side and let it hang. Face was cute.
No this was a 30 ish year old lady, a little heavier set than most at AMP's but was ok. They are still wearing masks however she took hers off at one point from one side and let it hang. Face was cute.Thank you going to give it one more try!
Anyone been to one in south haven Sophia's over by Dunham's.
StripperTipper
03-25-22, 21:14
Search and you will find. Post #974.
ST.
Thank you going to give it one more try!
Anyone been to one in south haven Sophia's over by Dunham's.
Went there Friday hoping for something new but I ran into Sherri form beautiful life she said she's helping out until they get more girls so I got a good massage with the tease but still the same diy kind of place.
Electronman
03-28-22, 01:29
Went there Friday hoping for something new but I ran into Sherri form beautiful life she said she's helping out until they get more girls so I got a good massage with the tease but still the same diy kind of place.I too visited this spa (Maple Hill Drive, just south of W. Main) and drew Sunny, an attractive woman in mid to late 30's. Nice massage, pretty good English skills but nothing more.
ArborWorks
03-28-22, 07:57
So I went back one more time and made sure to have a different person. Still the same service. Was able to roam with my hands but certain areas were off limits. Thought it was really cruel of her to put the kitty right next to my face for a good 10 min and then not even tease even though I was dropping all the hints. Great place if you'd rather an American girl in a bikini with very little extras.
Same people who own the one of main st diy again which is weird because it takes two doors to get to main lobby.
Meet with lisa tonight. She was friendly and talkitive. We started with a decent back rub. Then I flipped over and cuddle for a min. She played with the little guy while qe chatted. Then some kissing and me playing with her bits. Then to doggy to finish for both of us.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/you-need-some-tlc-i-am-your-gi/325162095902
WildPlayer
04-04-22, 12:53
I can verify I went there today. I got extras and didn't get any resistance. So imo it depends on the girl you get and how you approach it.Can you tell me who the girl was and how much damage? PM me if you wish. I have been in hobby for long time. I have seen Luna at this place before. 130 upfront for half hour to go to the room. No extra, not touching certain areas. Just a regular massage. I was having friendly conversation with her, hinting at stuff but still it was off limits. What a rip off. They are charging 130 for a massage that should cost 40 to 50 at most.
Meet with lisa tonight. She was friendly and talkitive. We started with a decent back rub. Then I flipped over and cuddle for a min. She played with the little guy while qe chatted. Then some kissing and me playing with her bits. Then to doggy to finish for both of us.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/you-need-some-tlc-i-am-your-gi/325162095902How much did you pay for this TLC?
Good morning all.
Hope everyone's having a wonderful day! I'm looking for a recommendation for Kalamazoo for today as I will be passing through on a work trip.
Best place with the leave happy guarantee and best looking ladies?
I'm not in a position to search the forum as I am driving so I would appreciate any feedback anyone has.
Thanks.
JJLetsPlay
04-21-22, 11:52
Good morning all.
Hope everyone's having a wonderful day! I'm looking for a recommendation for Kalamazoo for today as I will be passing through on a work trip.
Best place with the leave happy guarantee and best looking ladies?
I'm not in a position to search the forum as I am driving so I would appreciate any feedback anyone has.
Thanks.Kinger, Kazoo for massage is just a desert these days, IMO.
The places that have "best lookers" all are self serve post massage.
The place that seems to mostly send guys away "happy" have older, less hot providers.
That is Lotus - 9th off W. Main.
I stopped massage in Kazoo quite a while back.
Sorry to say pal- Massage Talent wasteland here right now.
The Above is What you'd find from Reviews, over last 6 months.
Be safe, JJ.
Good morning all.
Hope everyone's having a wonderful day! I'm looking for a recommendation for Kalamazoo for today as I will be passing through on a work trip.
Best place with the leave happy guarantee and best looking ladies?
I'm not in a position to search the forum as I am driving so I would appreciate any feedback anyone has..Your best bet is to head north a little and go to Grand Rapids. Kalamazoo is kinda of a dead zone. Or go to Battle Creek to spring or happy.
Meet with lisa tonight. She was friendly and talkitive. We started with a decent back rub. Then I flipped over and cuddle for a min. She played with the little guy while qe chatted. Then some kissing and me playing with her bits. Then to doggy to finish for both of us.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/you-need-some-tlc-i-am-your-gi/325162095902It's been a few years ago I'm pretty sure she was on backpage in Battle Creek was a good time then.
KzooForiegner
05-01-22, 14:21
Just curious since I've been seeing their add off of Bedpage recently.
JJLetsPlay
05-02-22, 12:52
Just curious since I've been seeing their add off of Bedpage recently.KForeigner,
There are many reviews here, this thread, that will fill you in totally on Lotus.
Use the Advanced Search feature, while in this thread.
Enter "Lotus" & They'll Come Up for you.
To my knowledge, same there at Lotus, as has been for many moons (even since opening).
Be safe & well.
JJ / Jimmy.
Made a visit to Lotus a couple weeks back. Door fee for 1 hr is now $70. Will think long and hard before going back.
RbKalamazoo
05-05-22, 20:35
Made a visit to Lotus a couple weeks back. Door fee for 1 hr is now $70. Will think long and hard before going back.Melissa is back at Lotus along with Sophia. Very good massage skills. Like everywhere else, staff is hard to find thus the increase in price. New staff won't come if pay isn't competitive.
JJLetsPlay
05-06-22, 14:38
Hi Kazoo brothers.
For those will to drive to B. C & seeking more AMP service (than here currently).
Check the B. C. Massage thread FYI (if you haven't already).
Jay at Spring is quite well reviewed.
Recommended by many.
Much intel in that thread on her.
I know many here in Kazoo, do not necessarily follow B. C.
Just saying.
Be safe & well.
JJ / Jimmy.
Hi Kazoo brothers.
For those will to drive to B. C & seeking more AMP service (than here currently).
Check the B. C. Massage thread FYI (if you haven't already).
Jay at Spring is quite well reviewed.
Recommended by many.
Much intel in that thread on her.
I know many here in Kazoo, do not necessarily follow B. C.
Just saying..Thanks bro. Nice intel for Battle Creek. Kalamazoo forum tells me only lotus offers HJ and others are DIY. Any chance the DIY places upgrade when you go there more.
Thank you.
JJLetsPlay
05-18-22, 13:36
A friend told me of an AMP on Sage Street, Kalamazoo.
Just south of W. Main St. About 1.5 blocks.
Corner where Qdoba is.
I did an advanced search this thread- nothing came up.
Has anyone posted on this amp before?
Seems UTR lesser known.
Anyone who has intel, please post or pm me.
Maybe there was past chatter & it just eluded me.
Link below.
Wondering,
JJ / Jimmy.
https://asian-massage-kalamazoo.business.site/?m=true
A friend told me of an AMP on Sage Street, Kalamazoo.
https://asian-massage-kalamazoo.business.site/?m=trueI think this place was briefly discussed. It's a DIY place run by Amy formerly of WM Massage on Stadium /6th. I stopped by to check it out and Amy was busy with another monger. Told me to call, but I like to just drop in so I left. There is another place close by right off W Main that is connected to Beautiful Life. Sherry fills in there sometimes. All part of the growing DIY network of Kzoo.
Where does sherry work now?
KonkeyDong69
05-23-22, 10:49
Where does sherry work now?I've seen Sherry work Beautiful Life and Mei Li. You can see her either place by making an appointment and asking specifically for her.
On a recent trip from Chicago through Kalamazoo I stopped at Hartford. It was nice to actually get a good 1-hour massage. So many places only do 30 minutes and you get cheated out of most of them. I can't remember the ladies name but near the end of the massage, I had to grab her hand and place it on JR a few times before she decided she could do it on her own. I would definitely recommend a stop here.
NOTE: the required I wear a mask the entire time and they did also. Next, I visited with HCS in Kalamazoo. She seems nice and serviced me well but I just wasn't into it. She isn't my type and it was the same day as my visit to Hartford so I wasn't "ready" yet. I tried to stop at Hartford on the way back to Chicago but there was a policeman parked at city hall. Too close for comfort so I skipped it and headed to Michigan city. Wow, this place was fantastic for the finish, the provider was sexy as hell and sold it very well. She wanted too much money (had to talk her down) but it was fun. Would recommend this place as well (next door to fireworks).
Tldr;.
Hartfor: good long massage, short ok HE, no personality.
SS: short ok massage, great HE with sexy body and fun personality.
INeedaBJ616B
06-07-22, 00:01
I had a dream of the new girl, CC at Asian Massage WM on Stadium today. (not cici that we all know and love at lotus) Her massage skills were 2nd only to Sheri, but she is younger, and in my opinion, more attractive. Her enthusiastic youthful energy and Perfect legs and thighs will spoil you for all other women. Sadly still DIY, but as close as it gets to not be. Personality and looks make up for it. But. She asked for a tip halfway through the dream, and I tipped $. Things had gone so well until then, I felt lucky. Well, sadly I should have probably only tipped. 5 and I would have felt better about what I got when I woke up. Still, with only older talent around, this is the most attractive I have seen in kzoo lately. Apparently, she is from Chicago but will be back next week. Very limited English if that matters. Happy to share a few more details with senior members.
I decided to pay another visit to Asia Spa in Hartford. I was, I think, the first to post a review and my experience was positive. I wanted to give it another try since I had a good time before and I was curious since the reviews have been mixed since then. I tried calling yesterday evening to make sure they could accommodate since I think they only have one provider working in the evenings. But the call just went to a voice mailbox that was full. I decided to risk it and went by there about 7:30 PM and it was closed with a note on the door saying they would open back up at 1 PM the following day. Their website and Google listing say hours are 9 AM till 10 PM. Just curious if anyone knows what's up. Is this a temporary change in hours or are they cutting back or maybe even shutting down? Thoughts? Thanks.
A couple weeks ago I knew I would be swinging past Hartford. I scheduled an hour of time. Had an ok massage from a very nice gal. Said her name was Amy but she didn't speak much English. Had a great second half and left happy. If I am out that way, I would repeat. But, I suggest calling first.
A couple weeks ago I knew I would be swinging past Hartford. I scheduled an hour of time. Had an ok massage from a very nice gal. Said her name was Amy but she didn't speak much English. Had a great second half and left happy. If I am out that way, I would repeat. But, I suggest calling first.I'm glad to hear they're still open and that you had a good experience. I haven't been able to make it back yet, but intend to soon.
KonkeyDong69
06-29-22, 15:37
Besides the new girl at stadium (I haven't been able to catch up with her yet), any new talent floating around Kalamazoo? The area seems stale.
WillyJones
07-01-22, 10:32
Are there any massage parlors near west side of Kalamazoo that are full service? Some lady stopped by our work site handing out cards for Kalamazoo Relaxation. I think they are just massage only. Can't find much info on them.
KonkeyDong69
07-01-22, 12:01
Are there any massage parlors near west side of Kalamazoo that are full service? Some lady stopped by our work site handing out cards for Kalamazoo Relaxation. I think they are just massage only. Can't find much info on them.Kalamazoo Relaxation is a waaaay overpriced bikini place. Don't waste your time or money.
INeedaBJ616B
07-02-22, 16:40
Sheri msged me she had 2 new girls at her new maple hill spot. Has anyone had any good experiences there at the new maple hill shop?
Gutenberg469
07-04-22, 12:45
A couple weeks ago I knew I would be swinging past Hartford. I scheduled an hour of time. Had an ok massage from a very nice gal. Said her name was Amy but she didn't speak much English. Had a great second half and left happy. If I am out that way, I would repeat. But, I suggest calling first.Probably 6+ mo tha since I tried Hartford. Had been 2 much older asian ladies. Decent massage. Standard HE. Not worth going the dustancw. I'm in NW IN. Nothing like days of Anna in Hartford.
Is this girl worth an hour drive? Trying to find replacements for south bend closed establishments.
PM is good.
Probably 6+ mo tha since I tried Hartford. Had been 2 much older asian ladies. Decent massage. Standard HE. Not worth going the dustancw. I'm in NW IN. Nothing like days of Anna in Hartford.
Is this girl worth an hour drive? Trying to find replacements for south bend closed establishments.
PM is good.Speaking of Hartford. Interesting development this week. Police chief placed on admin leave after state police executed search warrant at the station. Seems she was caught up in dealing some prescription pills out of the station. This is a very small police force. 5 or 6. And just a stones throw from the AMP. I suspected there may have been some sort of agreement to leave the AMP alone. Not sure if this will have any affect going forward. Maybe it's a good distraction as the town gets all their sets on this scandal.
Gutenberg469
07-04-22, 12:57
On a recent trip from Chicago through Kalamazoo I stopped at Hartford. It was nice to actually get a good 1-hour massage. So many places only do 30 minutes and you get cheated out of most of them. I can't remember the ladies name but near the end of the massage, I had to grab her hand and place it on JR a few times before she decided she could do it on her own. I would definitely recommend a stop here.
NOTE: the required I wear a mask the entire time and they did also. Next, I visited with HCS in Kalamazoo. She seems nice and serviced me well but I just wasn't into it. She isn't my type and it was the same day as my visit to Hartford so I wasn't "ready" yet. I tried to stop at Hartford on the way back to Chicago but there was a policeman parked at city hall. Too close for comfort so I skipped it and headed to Michigan city. Wow, this place was fantastic for the finish, the provider was sexy as hell and sold it very well. She wanted too much money (had to talk her down) but it was fun. Would recommend this place as well (next door to fireworks).
Tldr;.
Hartfor: good long massage, short ok HE, no personality.
SS: short ok massage, great HE with sexy body and fun personality.You most likely had Maya at SS. 5 stars. She is not presently there. But replacement girl named happy is close 2nd to Maya. There is a third girls, name escapes me. Pass on her is common opinion.
Maya is likely to rotate back in August.
My major con on SS is the 30 minute only offering. Because of that I search for South Bend replacements for the Bests.
Are there any massage parlors near west side of Kalamazoo that are full service? Some lady stopped by our work site handing out cards for Kalamazoo Relaxation. I think they are just massage only. Can't find much info on them.Stopping by a worksite and handing out AMP cards is one I hadn't heard of before. Of course, I can also see the services being something less than stellar, too, but still seems like quite a good marketing technique.
WillyJones
07-04-22, 16:50
Stopping by a worksite and handing out AMP cards is one I hadn't heard of before. Of course, I can also see the services being something less than stellar, too, but still seems like quite a good marketing technique.I talked to her on the phone Friday afternoon, Very sexy sweet voice, when I asked her what type of massage they gave she said it was a regular massage with a sexy twist. I then asked her if it was an erotic massage. She said we will discuss that when I come in. She knows how to get my interest. I think I'm going to try them out later this week.
ArborWorks
07-05-22, 20:32
I talked to her on the phone Friday afternoon, Very sexy sweet voice, when I asked her what type of massage they gave she said it was a regular massage with a sexy twist. I then asked her if it was an erotic massage. She said we will discuss that when I come in. She knows how to get my interest. I think I'm going to try them out later this week.Good luck. Let us know how things go.
Electronman
07-05-22, 20:50
Sheri msged me she had 2 new girls at her new maple hill spot. Has anyone had any good experiences there at the new maple hill shop?I've seen three different women working at the Maple Hill Drive spa: Sunny, Linda (who also works at Lotus) and Lily.
All are reasonable attractive and provide a decent massage. Unfortunately, the options beyond a basic massage are very limited at this spa.
OffDaBloc23
07-06-22, 18:16
Good luck. Let us know how things go.Depends on who you get there only one offers extras that I know of they keep losing people left and right.
I've seen three different women working at the Maple Hill Drive spa: Sunny, Linda (who also works at Lotus) and Lily.
All are reasonable attractive and provide a decent massage. Unfortunately, the options beyond a basic massage are very limited at this spa.Linda from Lotus is on vacation in NY and has not worked there. You must be confusing her with someone else.
I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?
https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368
I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?
https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368You will want to educate yourself as to this persons history. Much has been written here. And some in GR massage section (not the Lauren with the glowing reviews). I've not seen this provider but you will want to know all the facts prior to making the plunge. And maybe watch Ace Ventura Pet Detective paying close attention to the character played by Sean Young. Education is a wonderful thing. Keeps one from regrettable situations. Or at least allows informed choices by those perhaps more evolved than I (dinosaur) am.
G2.
WillyJones
07-11-22, 10:25
Good luck. Let us know how things go.I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.
I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?
https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.
I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.
And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.
But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.
Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.
Your choice.
G2.
Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.
I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.I don't know about "her" being in other places. I noticed the link the OP had with his question was from the STG Traverse City page. I saw this provider in Kalamazoo in the provider's apartment. And the provider was definitely the person in the pictures. The problem is was that the provider, while being the person in the pictures, wasn't the girl in the pictures--at least not originally and not biologically. I will say, whoever did the surgeries did a good job. No Adam's apple and none of the easy stuff to spot. The boobs were clearly "enhanced," but the same is true of a lot of providers on STG. But yes, the info is out there if you're willing to look hard enough. This provider used to be a guy. My main gripe is that the provider isn't honest about this and newbies like me only learn this after the fact. There are pages on STG for various preferences and orientations. Yet providers post on the pages for men looking for women. You can go on the "female escort" listing on STG and there are some TS providers listing there and some who are just guys posting dick pics. While this is annoying and weird to me, at least those providers aren't trying to hide it (either by saying they're TS or by the obvious reality of a dick pic). This provider, Lauren in K'zoo, doesn't mention it anywhere in the current ads, at least when I looked at them (which admittedly has been a while--not since I found the old ad on Sumo Search).
WillyJones
07-15-22, 07:53
OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.
And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.
But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.
Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.
Your choice.
G2.Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.
Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.Thanks Willy. If she's a provider looking for more clients, remember to leave a good review. Or send a PM. We all need good ladies.
G2.
JJLetsPlay
07-15-22, 14:45
Guys,
This Mature Lady was pointed out to me, by a reliable longtime Hobbyist pal (who's not a member here).
She is mature & he tried her out for massage (her specialty).
He had a great experience w / an oil massage + addtl. Service.
Very nice, well built & relatively easy to set up.
Reasonable time donation & quite cautious.
All plusses in my book.
She said to him that she's "Been around for a while" here on the scene.
Has many of her own regulars.
Post att. Note age if you're into the "Young" stuff.
To me mature is better.
He said she was great & he recommended her.
Seniors known to me- welcome to pm me for more info.
Be well,
JJ / Jimmy.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/fingerlookinggood/396870827302
I made my first visit to Lotus and saw a provider who identified herself as Nancy, a fairly petite middle-aged Asian woman with a pretty nice rack on her. Not drop dead gorgeous, but not bad. She had a mask on most of the time, so this makes harder to assess looks. I'm not really sure how to describe the experience. It was an unusual massage, to say the least. I've never known such pleasure and pain in one session before. The massage was firm. Very firm. Often painful. But she definitely had a purpose and an intention to what she was doing. This wasn't just some woman making circles on my back and doing it too hard without realizing it. No, she was purposeful in the techniques she was using. So, while it was far from a relaxing massage, I didn't want to ask her to stop because I'm convinced that at least in her mind, I'm going to get some sort of health benefits from what she did to me. I was a walk in and it was evening, so I didn't know what to expect. At first, she asked me to come back in 5 minutes because they were finishing up with other clients (I think there were 2 other providers there, though I only saw 1 besides Nancy). So I drove around the for a few minutes and came back. Then she took me to a room where I got undressed and laid face down on the table. She came in and went back out and left the door open. This was odd to me and I felt somewhat self-conscious with my big ass on display and the door open. I was in the room farthest away from the front door, so there really wasn't any traffic outside of the room I was in, but still hard not to think about the door being open. Then she came back in the room and gently caressed by back and butt cheeks, which was nice. Then she covered me with a large towel. At this point, the door was open and I was covered with a towel, so I wasn't sure if anything other than a massage was going to happen. I'd gathered from other reviews that Lotus was the only AMP in K'zoo where something worthwhile might happen (I refuse to participate in DIY places. You're certainly entitled to hold a different view on that than me, but to me, it's a waste of my time and money and defeats the purpose for going to an AMP). So I was feeling rather let down that for whatever reason, I might not even get a HE at the one place in K'zoo where I thought that was possible. Eventually I heard the door close and my outlook improved. But before we get to that, a bit more about the massage: She got on top of me with her knees putting pressure on various parts of my back. She's a fairly small woman and I'm a big guy, but she managed to generate enough pressure for me to want her to get off my back soon. At one point, when I lying face up, she reached across my belly and put her hands sort of underneath my kidney on the opposite side from where she was standing. Then she pulled back toward herself several times making my belly move around quite a bit. She then went around the table and did the same thing on the other side. I thought to myself that if she was trying to make me feel self-conscious about my big gut, she was succeeding. Yet, after she had done this some on both sides, she came back around the table and gently touched the center of my stomach, as if she were checking the pressure or something and said, "Good. " It was then that I realized that my stomach actually did feel better than it had in a long time. At another point in the massage, she did sort of a pressure point thing with two fingers directly into my chest bone. The pressure was to a degree that I found myself thinking about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, when the bad guy removed a victim's heart while the guy was still alive. She also performed sort of a raking action on each side of my ribcage while standing on thee opposite sided and leaning across. Again, not pleasant at all—yet, I felt better leaving there than I possibly ever have after a massage.
As far as the flip, this is where all the pleasure happened. She went to work pretty much immediately after I turned over. I thought this would likely mean I would be shorted some time, but I was wrong (and at that particular moment, I didn't care). After the HE, she cleaned me up nicely and went back to her rather unique, intense massage. But as far as the HE, her technique was exquisite. I'm generally grateful for any woman to touch me down there in a sexual way, so someone has to be pretty bad for me to ever complain about it. Truthfully, I don't even usually give a provider pointers. If she's in the ballpark as far as her technique, I'll be OK and eventually will get there. There have only been a couple of times I've ever even asked a provider to change something when I knew she simply wasn't hitting the right spots. I say this simply to say, that yeah some are definitely better than others, but I don't spend a lot of time normally focusing on the finer points of a provider's technique. But WOW, Nancy knew what she was doing. Unrushed, delicate, but not timid, just really, really good. I'm no youngster and sometimes it can take me a while to get there with just a HJ, but no trouble with Nancy. I'm not saying it was on par with full-service or oral, but for a HJ, I don't believe I've ever enjoyed one more. Door fee was $. 7 and I tipped $. 8. Hard to say if I'll repeat. HE was great and like I said, I really do believe that at least in her mind, these rather unusual massage techniques will benefit my health somehow. But I feel like I'll have to work up to being able to endure one of those massages again. If you want a nice, relaxing massage, I'd recommend avoiding Nancy. But if you like a really firm massage, then give her a try and you'll likely be rewarded with a great HE in the process. As always, YMMV.
ArborWorks
07-16-22, 08:47
Saw Sarah at Lotus. Standard massage 60 min massage. You all know the door fee. Time ran over the 60 min. I didn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy my time which is why I won't go anywhere else in town. Tipped. 5.
TwoSwizzle
07-16-22, 12:22
Saw Sarah at Lotus. Standard massage 60 min massage. You all know the door fee. Time ran over
the 60 min. I didn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy my time which is why I won't go anywhere else in town. Tipped. 5.Is lotus on 9th st? All I see is lotus bodywork's.
Is lotus on 9th st? All I see is lotus bodywork's.Yes, that's it. In a small strip mall next to a car wash.
Visited today and saw Xiawa (showa?) For the most part was a typical visit there. In contrast to others I've seen there she didn't do much massage and went early with the tease. All in all good time. $70 for the hour and another $50 tip.
I finally made it back to Asia Spa in Harford recently. I first went in March and TOFTT since there were no reviews. They had been posting on STG and I'm in that area sometimes, so I gave it a try. Called first and then went. Overall, pretty good experience. Then I tried again in July. Called first and it went to VM and mailbox was full. I drove there during regular posted hours and they were closed. Another monger posted he'd been there recently, so it seemed they were back open. I checked their website a few days ago and it said "grand reopening" and said they had new lovely ladies. So I thought I'd give it another shot. I called first and they were open. Told them what time I'd be there (they never really seem to actually make an appointment, just seem to appreciate it when you call first). I showed up and she confirmed I was the one who called. Pretty sure it was the same provider I had seen before. Nice lady, reasonably attractive, face mask on the whole time so hard to tell about looks, but trim and petite. We seemed to be the only 2 people in the building, though I could occasionally hear talking. The building is connected to another business, a hair salon I think, so I believe the conversation was drifting in from there. I'm pretty sure the provider locked the door behind me when I came in. You have to ring a doorbell to let her know you're there when you get there, so I think they keep the door locked. As has been mentioned before, they are literally feet away from the local PD, so that may be why. The door fee had gone up by $5 ($65 instead of $60), but in this economy everything seems to be more expensive, so not a real surprise there. I only had $20's and she actually gave me back change, which is more than some places do (I've had providers automatically apply the change to the tip before). She does this thing where she runs her finger along the fold between your butt cheek and leg which is surprisingly very stimulating. She also kind of gently raked the back of my nut sack with her fingernails a few times while massaging my butt and legs, which was nice and made me think, "OK, so far so good. " However, on the flip some negotiating was required. She gave a good massage once I was face up, which also was nice. Some places seem to think that the massage only needs to happen when you're face down and then once you roll over, it's just about the HE. So overall the massage was pretty good. But as we got the big finish, she said that she wanted me to do it (her English is very limited, so it was just like, "You, you do it" or something like that). She did the same thing the first time I was there, but all I had to do then was say, "No, I want you to do it," and she was off to the races. This time she was quite hesitant. I told her I'd been there before and I was prepared to tip, but even then she seemed hesitant. Eventually she seemed to resolve her internal conflict and did the deed and once she got started, she did a good job. Afterwards she was apologetic and told me that she'd remember me and remember I had been there before the next time I come in, so I guess the hesitancy was just because she thought I was a first timer. Kind of odd though because when I went the first time, she specifically asked me if I'd been there before and I said, "No, but I've been to other Asian Massage Parlors" and that seemed to satisfy her that I knew how the game worked. This time she didn't ask me, so I didn't expect there to be any problem. All in all a pretty good experience. I mean, I got what I went there for. If I'm in the area again, I'll probably repeat, but doubt I'll make a special trip there just to visit Asia Spa. Door fee $. 65 and matched door fee with tip.
ArborWorks
08-12-22, 20:04
So they are still in business. Has anyone got anything to report? Still no menu items?
TwoSwizzle
08-13-22, 12:15
So they are still in business. Has anyone got anything to report? Still no menu items?Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.
OffDaBloc23
08-14-22, 18:54
Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.It's not a waste you just have to know who's offering extras all aren't cause it's sone of their first time doing massages but inbox me and I got you.
Electronman
08-15-22, 05:01
It's not a waste you just have to know who's offering extras all aren't cause it's sone of their first time doing massages but inbox me and I got you.Most reviews of this place have been negative. Can you provide some more details to back up your claims? What do. You mean by extras? HJ? BJ? FS? Greek? What price point?
GeeMoneyTx
08-24-22, 14:55
A friend told me of an AMP on Sage Street, Kalamazoo.
Just south of W. Main St. About 1.5 blocks.
Corner where Qdoba is.
I did an advanced search this thread- nothing came up.
Has anyone posted on this amp before?
Seems UTR lesser known.
Anyone who has intel, please post or pm me.
Maybe there was past chatter & it just eluded me.I just went to this place. Had called the Asian MP on Stadium, but they were booked. The lady said she'd text me the address for other location and they could take me. Had a girl named Nita from Thailand (she's been here for about 10 years she said and moved to Kzoo a couple months ago as her BF got a job). Very nice therapeutic massage, but absolutely no hint of anything else. Fully draped, never even touched my bare ass.
KonkeyDong69
08-27-22, 11:49
I just went to this place. Had called the Asian MP on Stadium, but they were booked. The lady said she'd text me the address for other location and they could take me. Had a girl named Nita from Thailand (she's been here for about 10 years she said and moved to Kzoo a couple months ago as her BF got a job). Very nice therapeutic massage, but absolutely no hint of anything else. Fully draped, never even touched my bare ass.Haven't been in a while. How much is a massage now?
NotNewToThis22
09-03-22, 15:24
Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.I know the owner of the place personally he is a somewhat popular figure in the area for other reason but that's not the point. He posts on his Facebook about the place and how he is fighting to keep his place a legit massage place and that he won't allow extras ever. That's why I've never made the trip to go there.
I know the owner of the place personally he is a somewhat popular figure in the area for other reason but that's not the point. He posts on his Facebook about the place and how he is fighting to keep his place a legit massage place and that he won't allow extras ever. That's why I've never made the trip to go there.He's fighting to keep his place legit. That's why he's hired only attractive female "reiki masters" instead of both male and female LMTs--because he wants to operate a legitimate massage only establishment. I don't think so. Either this guy intended his place to be less than legit and for some reason changed course or he's intentionally duping mongers to go in there hoping for more, knowing that the options in Kalamazoo are pretty slim. Lotus isn't phenomenal, but's it's better than being left less than satisfied by this place or the DIY options, IMO.
MrSmith1969
09-12-22, 19:02
I don't know about "her" being in other places. I noticed the link the OP had …….You can go on the "female escort" listing on STG and there are some TS providers listing there and some who are just guys posting dick pics. While this is annoying and weird to me, at least those providers aren't trying to hide it (either by saying they're TS or by the obvious reality of a dick pic). This provider, Lauren in K'zoo, doesn't mention it anywhere in the current ads, at least when I looked at them (which admittedly has been a while--not since I found the old ad on Sumo Search).Hopefully and luckily I only see one Lauren on stg in K'zoo.
I will avoid when in town.
https://central-michigan.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nuru-asian--massage--kalamazoo/306485371144
Hopefully and luckily I only see one Lauren on stg in K'zoo.
I will avoid when in town.
https://central-michigan.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/nuru-asian--massage--kalamazoo/306485371144Yes, that's "her" (that used to be a him). There's another Lauren in Grand Rapids who's 100 percent woman and excellent. Not to be confused with this Kalamazoo Lauren. Kalamazoo Lauren posts in the GR STG listings too sometimes, but they are not the same at all. This one in Kalamazoo is one to avoid. The one that's actually based in GR and, more importantly, actually biologically female I highly recommend.
I noticed Beautiful Life is now called Mei Li Massage. Anybody know if the offerings and menu has changed or is this just a case of the same people hanging out a different sign?
I noticed Beautiful Life is now called Mei Li Massage. Anybody know if the offerings and menu has changed or is this just a case of the same people hanging out a different sign?I think I answered my own question. Google refers to Mei Li as "formerly Beautiful Life" so I thought maybe it was new. I tend to be in GR more than Kzoo, so I'm not as familiar with all the local establishments in Kalamazoo. But based on past reviews, it appears these were (and maybe still are?) two separate, but related places. And I assume Mei Li is also DIY, which isn't what I'm after. Thought maybe I'd stumbled across a new option, but don't think so.
Hey y'all,
Thinking of giving lotus a try. Been too the spa on sprinkle many times. Any advice in term of tips and requesting HE? PM if you like or respond in forum. Thanks in advance!
Hey y'all,
Thinking of giving lotus a try. Been too the spa on sprinkle many times. Any advice in term of tips and requesting HE? PM if you like or respond in forum. Thanks in advance!Same as every AMP.
Walk in like you own the place. Say yes, you want massagey. 30 minutes. You been here before? "Yes, of course". She will take you to the room. Get naked and lay down. Leave the towel by your legs. She will probably tell you you are a handsome man, or you have a great ass. She will put the towel on you and push the towel randomly on your back for 5-10 minutes, making sure to readjust the towel every 5 seconds. After that she will take the towel off your back and do a 10 minute oil massage. You like? "Oh yes". When she gets to your legs raise your ass up and let her get close to the boys. She will tease a bit. Shortly after she will leave the room "HOT TOWAL". She will come back with a hot towel that has been rung out so hard there is barely any water on it. She will wave it up and down and blow on it "HOT hahaha" She will lay it on your back and push a little, making sure to soak up as little of the oil as possible. She will then give a light finger massage. It's not that exciting, but curl your toes and moan a bit. Try to get a hard on if you can. 1 minute into this she will ask you to flip, and you are off to the races!
Go get em, champ. Report back after the mission.
-MD.
Same as every AMP.
Walk in like you own the place. Say yes, you want massagey. 30 minutes. You been here before? "Yes, of course". She will take you to the room. Get naked and lay down. Leave the towel by your legs. She will probably tell you you are a handsome man, or you have a great ass. She will put the towel on you and push the towel randomly on your back for 5-10 minutes, making sure to readjust the towel every 5 seconds. After that she will take the towel off your back and do a 10 minute oil massage. You like? "Oh yes". When she gets to your legs raise your ass up and let her get close to the boys. She will tease a bit. Shortly after she will leave the room "HOT TOWAL". She will come back with a hot towel that has been rung out so hard there is barely any water on it. She will wave it up and down and blow on it "HOT hahaha" She will lay it on your back and push a little, making sure to soak up as little of the oil as possible. She will then give a light finger massage. It's not that exciting, but curl your toes and moan a bit. Try to get a hard on if you can. 1 minute into this she will ask you to flip, and you are off to the races!
Go get em, champ. Report back after the mission.
-MD.I just had to say, MD 2020 your description of the AMP experience had me laughing out loud. It's funny because it's true. Thanks for the laugh.
I've had a couple of recent experiences I thought I'd report on. Went to Lotus again. I was a walk-in again, but no wait or being told to come back in a few minutes this time. I was able to be seen right away. I did 30 minutes this time and think I'll stick with that. It got the job done and seems about right. I had a different provider this time. Typical Lotus / AMP experience. Not as funny as MD 2020's description on this page, but similar. The massage wasn't as intense as my previous one at Lotus, but it wasn't bad and the finish was nice.
I also recently stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford. I really don't know what to make of this place. I think I was the first one to review this place. I'm in the area semi-frequently and decided to TOFTT. And my first trip didn't disappoint, nor have my other trips. This recent one was my third or fourth time there. I know a few mongers have reported bad experiences there and I think one guy was even turned away, but mine haven't been bad. But they haven't been awesome either. First, I've seen the same provider every time I've been. I even went during the day before noon this time just to try to get someone different and it was the same lady. She's a nice lady and not bad looking--petite, with a pretty decent rack for being a petite Asian lady. But I was hoping for some variety or maybe to get a different provider just to see what the experience would be like. But this lady seems to work night and day. Secondly, since I've seen her before, I wasn't shy about doing some OTC roaming with her fairly early in the massage. She responded with some nice teasing. But on the flip, she did the same thing she's done every time I've seen her. She did a bit more massage on me after the flip, then got near the goods, then sort of stopped and pulled back. I've taken this to mean that she's encouraging DIY, which I've politely refused to do. But she always acts surprised when I refuse, which makes me wonder if I'm misinterpreting what she's doing. Her English is OK, but not great so that adds to the challenge. Each time she's done this, I've just said something like, "No, you do it" or "I want you to do it" and she's obliged. And she does a pretty good job and allows some UTC roaming up top while she's doing it. But there's no sexy talk or anything like that while she does it, which is OK--not required by sometimes a nice touch. But what really confuses me about this place is that according to their ads, they have the "Best Se" which I think is a way of implying the "best sex. " I know ads aren't to be trusted, but I'm curious. Their ads come across as a thinly veiled way of saying FS is available, but in reality it takes a bit of encouragement to get a HE there. Am I missing something? Any thoughts? Anyone ever gotten more than a HE there? Thanks for any info provided.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/269-999-6734best-massagebest-s/199590224886
QuickVisitor
09-26-22, 15:21
But what really confuses me about this place is that according to their ads, they have the "Best Se" which I think is a way of implying the "best sex. " I know ads aren't to be trusted, but I'm curious. Their ads come across as a thinly veiled way of saying FS is available, but in reality it takes a bit of encouragement to get a HE there. Am I missing something? Any thoughts? Anyone ever gotten more than a HE there? Thanks for any info provided.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/269-999-6734best-massagebest-s/199590224886I'm sure the ad's supposed to say "Best Service."
AMP ads are either vanilla (like this one) or explicit. They don't bother with subtle word tricks or "code". Though I guess it accidentally? Worked for them though in this case.
I'm sure the ad's supposed to say "Best Service."
AMP ads are either vanilla (like this one) or explicit. They don't bother with subtle word tricks or "code". Though I guess it accidentally? Worked for them though in this case.Best "service"? Yeah, right. Whatever, dude.
Same as every AMP.
Walk in like you own the place. Say yes, you want massagey. 30 minutes. You been here before? "Yes, of course". She will take you to the room. Get naked and lay down. Leave the towel by your legs. She will probably tell you you are a handsome man, or you have a great ass. She will put the towel on you and push the towel randomly on your back for 5-10 minutes, making sure to readjust the towel every 5 seconds. After that she will take the towel off your back and do a 10 minute oil massage. You like? "Oh yes". When she gets to your legs raise your ass up and let her get close to the boys. She will tease a bit. Shortly after she will leave the room "HOT TOWAL". She will come back with a hot towel that has been rung out so hard there is barely any water on it. She will wave it up and down and blow on it "HOT hahaha" She will lay it on your back and push a little, making sure to soak up as little of the oil as possible. She will then give a light finger massage. It's not that exciting, but curl your toes and moan a bit. Try to get a hard on if you can. 1 minute into this she will ask you to flip, and you are off to the races!This right here! I laughed hard.
I made another trip to Lotus recently. Several items to note:
I did not recognize the gal. But it had been awhile since I was there.
She was pretty in the Asian sort of way and had nice boobs.
The nice boobs, however, were off limits during the massage.
She did not, repeat did not, use the towel method, or oil. She used lotion.
Massage was pretty decent.
The flip. She did not hesitate and edged me several times during a very slow and nice finish.
INeedaBJ616B
10-09-22, 21:13
Cindy said sphia and Michelle were working. Suggested I try new girl Michelle. I am glad I did. Decent massage, but extra credit for technique. In her garden, berries get just as much attention as the twiggs. I highly recommend if you enjoy the lotus experience.
I've had a couple of recent experiences I thought I'd report on. Went to Lotus again. I was a walk-in again, but no wait or being told to come back in a few minutes this time. I was able to be seen right away. I did 30 minutes this time and think I'll stick with that. It got the job done and seems about right. I had a different provider this time. Typical Lotus / AMP experience. Not as funny as MD 2020's description on this page, but similar. The massage wasn't as intense as my previous one at Lotus, but it wasn't bad and the finish was nice.
I also recently stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford. I really don't know what to make of this place. I think I was the first one to review this place. I'm in the area semi-frequently and decided to TOFTT. And my first trip didn't disappoint, nor have my other trips. This recent one was my third or fourth time there. I know a few mongers have reported bad experiences there and I think one guy was even turned away, but mine haven't been bad. But they haven't been awesome either. First, I've seen the same provider every time I've been. I even went during the day before noon this time just to try to get someone different and it was the same lady. She's a nice lady and not bad looking--petite, with a pretty decent rack for being a petite Asian lady. But I was hoping for some variety or maybe to get a different provider just to see what the experience would be like. But this lady seems to work night and day. Secondly, since I've seen her before, I wasn't shy about doing some OTC roaming with her fairly early in the massage. She responded with some nice teasing. But on the flip, she did the same thing she's done every time I've seen her. She did a bit more massage on me after the flip, then got near the goods, then sort of stopped and pulled back. I've taken this to mean that she's encouraging DIY, which I've politely refused to do. But she always acts surprised when I refuse, which m time she's done this, I've just said something like, "No, you do it" or "I want you to do it" and she's obliged. And she does a pretty good job and allows some UTC roaming up top while she's doing it. But there's no sexy talk or anything like that while she does it, which is OK--not required by sometimes a nice touch. But what really confuses me about this place is that according to their ads, they have the "Best Se" which I think is a way of implying the "best sex. " I know ads aren't to be trusted, but I'm curious. Their ads come across as a thinly veiled way of saying FS is available, but in reality it takes a bit of encouragement to get a HE there. Am I missing something? Any thoughts? Anyone ever gotten more than a HE there? Thanks for any info provided.
https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/269-999-6734best-massagebest-s/199590224886Whats on the menu you been there several times something must be good she is a little older then I like in an asian lay but ok.
Whats on the menu you been there several times something must be good she is a little older then I like in an asian lay but ok.It's probably a combination of convenience and curiosity that keep me going back. There's better out there for sure. IMO, Lotus in K'zoo is better and it's far from the best around. But my work takes me through or near Hartford more than some other places, so when I have the urge and I'm close by, I stop. I've been a couple more times since that last post. Same experience basically. She's warming up some and she didn't try to get me to do it the most recent time. There was no debate. She knew I wanted her to do it. But so far, nothing more than the standard AMP experience offered. Decent for what it is, but nothing more.
I made another trip to Lotus recently. Several items to note:
I did not recognize the gal. But it had been awhile since I was there.
She was pretty in the Asian sort of way and had nice boobs.
The nice boobs, however, were off limits during the massage.
She did not, repeat did not, use the towel method, or oil. She used lotion.
Massage was pretty decent.
The flip. She did not hesitate and edged me several times during a very slow and nice finish.I went to lotus in September. Had a 40 year old Asian provider. Very good massage and soft touch with a nice HJ finish. Not much roaming. Only over clothes. Much better options in grand rapids in my opinion. But for Kalamazoo it was ok.
FeelTheBeaver
10-17-22, 15:33
Hey guys I found a lady on face book works at kalamazoo relaxation I think it's on whitcomb in kazoo she sounded like extras so will chk out.
KonkeyDong69
10-18-22, 10:06
Hey guys I found a lady on face book works at kalamazoo relaxation I think it's on whitcomb in kazoo she sounded like extras so will chk out.Good luck with that. Overpriced and nothing available. It's going to be a one stop shop for you. Unless you like wasting money.
ArborWorks
10-26-22, 15:45
They sure make it look inviting. I'd rather spend the same amount and drive to GR to have way more fun.
Good luck with that. Overpriced and nothing available. It's going to be a one stop shop for you. Unless you like wasting money.
They sure make it look inviting. I'd rather spend the same amount and drive to GR to have way more fun.What one in G are should I go to.
ArborWorks
10-26-22, 20:34
Anyone have any info about Tlc? I haven't seen anything here for a while.
JJLetsPlay
10-27-22, 16:10
Anyone have any info about Tlc? I haven't seen anything here for a while.AW,
Think we're hearing nothing because no brothers (to speak of) are going there.
From what I know same old nasty, loud mama.
Same unclean room / bldg situation.
Same old situation w / her keeping wild animals around.
Any good girls, have left quickly & talent is older in general.
Also expect more for less service.
I used to go weekly back in the good days.
Stopped cold turkey many years back.
Unless someone else knows different, I'd steer clear.
Altho always, YMMV.
JJ / Jimmy.
AW,
Think we're hearing nothing because no brothers (to speak of) are going there.
From what I know same old nasty, loud mama.
Same unclean room / bldg situation.
Same old situation w / her keeping wild animals around.
Any good girls, have left quickly & talent is older in general.
Also expect more for less service.
I used to go weekly back in the good days.
Stopped cold turkey many years back.
Unless someone else knows different, I'd steer clear.
Altho always, YMMV.
JJ / Jimmy.The last time I went, a Racoon walked into the room. I gave myself a little laugh and said that's not the worst looking thing at TLC. No thanks on that.
Working in Kalamazoo for a week or two. Looking for a good a good AMP in Kalamazoo or Battle Creek. Can post here or PM me. Thank you for the help.
KzooNympho
11-08-22, 14:31
Working in Kalamazoo for a week or two. Looking for a good a good AMP in Kalamazoo or Battle Creek. Can post here or PM me. Thank you for the help.All the information you seek is on the first page here and the first couple pages of the Battle Creek AMP section. Happy and Spring in BC are recommended, TLC in Kzoo is not. Read the reports for more info.
Thanks for the help
All the information you seek is on the first page here and the first couple pages of the Battle Creek AMP section. Happy and Spring in BC are recommended, TLC in Kzoo is not. Read the reports for more info..
LeeGardens1974
11-09-22, 09:52
I hadn't been to TLC in a while so I stopped in (despite the warnings) last week. If you are uncomfortable around animals the place will make you very unhappy. I am not certain they are pets, might be dinner for later on. The paper on table was sanitary but uncomfortable. The late 30-early 40's masseuse was much prettier than the Grandma that opens the door. Really good covered BJ, FS, finished with another BJ. Overall not great, but does get the job done. Your level of esthetic tolerance will determine how fun your date is, but things work as promised at TLC.
I hadn't been to TLC in a while so I stopped in (despite the warnings) last week. If you are uncomfortable around animals the place will make you very unhappy. I am not certain they are pets, might be dinner for later on. The paper on table was sanitary but uncomfortable. The late 30-early 40's masseuse was much prettier than the Grandma that opens the door. Really good covered BJ, FS, finished with another BJ. Overall not great, but does get the job done. Your level of esthetic tolerance will determine how fun your date is, but things work as promised at TLC.The animals roaming around is an interesting change of pace, maybe something appreciated by outdoors types. But if the donation is the same as other places with much better service, well, unless you really want to go somewhere with small furry creatures scurrying about while having a (questionable) good time, probably better to just visit another town with better reviewed locations that don't include a wildlife exhibit.
I hadn't been to TLC in a while so I stopped in (despite the warnings) last week. If you are uncomfortable around animals the place will make you very unhappy. I am not certain they are pets, might be dinner for later on. The paper on table was sanitary but uncomfortable. The late 30-early 40's masseuse was much prettier than the Grandma that opens the door. Really good covered BJ, FS, finished with another BJ. Overall not great, but does get the job done. Your level of esthetic tolerance will determine how fun your date is, but things work as promised at TLC.I agree the wildlife present at this establishment is hard to overlook, but I'm left with some questions. I generally indulge in the hobby in Grand Rapids and sometimes Hartford, so I'm not as familiar with the Kalamazoo offerings, but I thought TLC had been reported as being just another DIY place. Was I wrong? Based on this report it sounds like I was wrong, but was I wrong to think that it had been reported on this forum that DIY was all that was offered there? I had deduced (I thought) from reading previous posts and reports that all the AMPs in Kalamazoo now were DIY except for Lotus, and there only a standard HE was all that could be hoped for. If more is available at other places, please enlighten me. I know that we all live by the YMMV understanding and what one monger gets another may not, but in general, are there AMPs or MPs in Kalamazoo that can generally be counted on to offer FS or at least BJ? Thanks for the help.
JJLetsPlay
11-09-22, 19:30
I agree the wildlife present at this establishment is hard to overlook, but I'm left with some questions. I generally indulge in the hobby in Grand Rapids and sometimes Hartford, so I'm not as familiar with the Kalamazoo offerings, but I thought TLC had been reported as being just another DIY place. Was I wrong? Based on this report it sounds like I was wrong, but was I wrong to think that it had been reported on this forum that DIY was all that was offered there? I had deduced (I thought) from reading previous posts and reports that all the AMPs in Kalamazoo now were DIY except for Lotus, and there only a standard HE was all that could be hoped for. If more is available at other places, please enlighten me. I know that we all live by the YMMV understanding and what one monger gets another may not, but in general, are there AMPs or MPs in Kalamazoo that can generally be counted on to offer FS or at least BJ? Thanks for the help.RJ, TLC has always Offered Full Menu of Extras.
What, How, Who & Donation totally Depends On Provider.
In general tho- be aware that-.
Facility Sucks (besides wildlife), Mama is Loud Insulting & Nasty.
Providers Don't Stay Long & are Usually quite a bit Older.
Never Warm & Welcoming.
The Pricing for Service donations is a "free for all"/ All Over the board- right Up To GPS Prices.
Could very well Leave frustrated or Ripped Off.
Way Back I was a Weekly Regular.
Stopped many moons ago when All the Above crap Started.
Just IMO & Experience- YMMV always.
JJ / Jimmy.
I agree the wildlife present at this establishment is hard to overlook, but I'm left with some questions. I generally indulge in the hobby in Grand Rapids and sometimes Hartford, so I'm not as familiar with the Kalamazoo offerings, but I thought TLC had been reported as being just another DIY place. Was I wrong? Based on this report it sounds like I was wrong, but was I wrong to think that it had been reported on this forum that DIY was all that was offered there? I had deduced (I thought) from reading previous posts and reports that all the AMPs in Kalamazoo now were DIY except for Lotus, and there only a standard HE was all that could be hoped for. If more is available at other places, please enlighten me. I know that we all live by the YMMV understanding and what one monger gets another may not, but in general, are there AMPs or MPs in Kalamazoo that can generally be counted on to offer FS or at least BJ? Thanks for the help.I believe TLC has always been a FS place. But also has been known for poor service among other things. It just doesn't measure up to the other options in BC and Jackson. It might not be in the kzoo city limits. Which might be why it has survived this long. Not sure about that though. I live west of kzoo but I would drive to Jackson before going to TLC. Spring and Happy also much better options. Sun Spa in Michigan City is alot like TLC. Years ago it was a good option. Not now. We are pretty fortunate to have the BC and Jackson spas in this state.
JJLetsPlay
11-10-22, 17:12
I believe TLC has always been a FS place. But also has been known for poor service among other things. It just doesn't measure up to the other options in BC and Jackson. It might not be in the kzoo city limits. Which might be why it has survived this long. Not sure about that though. I live west of kzoo but I would drive to Jackson before going to TLC. Spring and Happy also much better options. Sun Spa in Michigan City is alot like TLC. Years ago it was a good option. Not now. We are pretty fortunate to have the BC and Jackson spas in this state.Bob & others,
I agree that given the situation, TLC perhaps has survived because of being outside city limits.
However, back in their good days they were busted & closed down.
That was during period of time that they were worth patronizing.
LEO got them In a "sting", busted them, was publicized & shut down for appx 6 months (as memory serves).
Just some background.
Don't know now how they even stay open.
The "TLC" was lost from there years ago IMO.
Just sayin,
JJ / Jimmy.
WildPlayer
11-13-22, 08:47
It's probably a combination of convenience and curiosity that keep me going back. There's better out there for sure. IMO, Lotus in K'zoo is better and it's far from the best around. But my work takes me through or near Hartford more than some other places, so when I have the urge and I'm close by, I stop. I've been a couple more times since that last post. Same experience basically. She's warming up some and she didn't try to get me to do it the most recent time. There was no debate. She knew I wanted her to do it. But so far, nothing more than the standard AMP experience offered. Decent for what it is, but nothing more.I travelled to Hartford specifically to try this place out from Kalamazoo last month. Wasted gas and my time. She opened the door and it seemed like she didn't want to give me service. She was trying to send me away. She says no touching only massage. Of course I never spell out what I am there for. But we always hope that towards the end they get the hint that we are down for more. Nope. She wouldn't even go in that direction. No HE. She seemed angry and mean the whole time. My question to you is, does she allow you roaming up top? On the clothes or under the clothes? TIA.
Hey Guys,
Thanks for the clarification on TLC offering FS. I know reports aren't good and I don't plan to sample it. But I'm always trying to learn and know about different options. I haven't made it to BC or Jackson yet, but plan to soon. But my travels take me through Kalamazoo fairly often. I've had some nice stops at Lotus, but as we know, the menu is limited. I make it to GR about once a month and have had some great times there, but as far as MPs or AMPs, while there are plenty of good options for the standard finish, there really aren't that many that offer FS--just a few and sometimes scheduling can be a challenge. There are escorts of course, but it's less hassle to be able to walk in an MP and get what you need than texting back and forth to try to set something up and then walking into a sometimes questionable incall location. So, like I said, just trying to learn. I guess I need to make that drive to BC soon. Thanks again.
I travelled to Hartford specifically to try this place out from Kalamazoo last month. Wasted gas and my time. She opened the door and it seemed like she didn't want to give me service. She was trying to send me away. She says no touching only massage. Of course I never spell out what I am there for. But we always hope that towards the end they get the hint that we are down for more. Nope. She wouldn't even go in that direction. No HE. She seemed angry and mean the whole time. My question to you is, does she allow you roaming up top? On the clothes or under the clothes? TIA.Hey WP, sorry to hear of your negative experience and wasted trip. That really sucks. If I recall, not long after my first time there, someone posted a similar report as yours. I'm not sure what the difference is or why that happens. It's possible you got someone different I guess and I have heard of one report that a guy had a different provider than I've seen, but the lady I've seen seems to be there night and day and it's been the same one each time I've gone. My first time there, she was nice and friendly and the massage was pretty good. There wasn't really a question as to what I wanted and she didn't seemed surprised or upset that's what I was after, but she did take a bit of convincing because it seemed that she was encouraging me to DIY, but I just told her "no, you do it" and said, "I want you to do it" when she seemed confused. But that's all it took. However, once she started, it was on. I began to rub her ass some OTC and to this day I still haven't made it inside those incredibly tight yoga pants nearly all AMP providers seem to wear. But once I started rubbing her some, she used her free hand to pull up her shirt and her bra and literally put my hand on her boobs (which are actually bigger than they look from outside of the shirt). So a I'd say up top full roaming is allowed, but down below, OTC roaming is allowed. I waited about 3-4 months before going back and the second trip was similar--nice treatment, nice massage, had to convince her slightly to do the HE. Since then, I've tried not to wait as long between visits and she seems to remember me. The menu hasn't expanded any, but there's no debate at the HE any more and she's more enthusiastic about it. There are definitely hotter providers out there who get fully comfortable and I go for those when I can. But if I know I'm going to be near Hartford and have the time and the money, I try to stop and have enjoyed my visits there.
If you try it again, I hope it goes better. --RJ.
I travelled to Hartford specifically to try this place out from Kalamazoo last month. Wasted gas and my time. She opened the door and it seemed like she didn't want to give me service. She was trying to send me away. She says no touching only massage. Of course I never spell out what I am there for. But we always hope that towards the end they get the hint that we are down for more. Nope. She wouldn't even go in that direction. No HE. She seemed angry and mean the whole time. My question to you is, does she allow you roaming up top? On the clothes or under the clothes? TIA.Wild, sorry about the bad experience! I have been there several times in the last few months. I don't always review as my experience doesn't really change. I always call ahead and set a time for my appointment. It's too far to go to have them busy. In the last 4 trips there I have seen 2 different providers (the same one 3 times and once with the other) Only once have I not had some level of UTC roaming. However, I have never left not fully satisfied.
WildPlayer
11-16-22, 17:27
Wild, sorry about the bad experience! I have been there several times in the last few months. I don't always review as my experience doesn't really change. I always call ahead and set a time for my appointment. It's too far to go to have them busy. In the last 4 trips there I have seen 2 different providers (the same one 3 times and once with the other) Only once have I not had some level of UTC roaming. However, I have never left not fully satisfied.Yeah, I don't know what it is. May be you have to get 60 minutes to get action. I got 30 min and I just walk in without calling ahead. But I tried them for second time and same experience. She was a little nicer but that's it. No HJ. I tried to touch her ass and she jumped and took 2 steps back. I thought she was going to walk out of the room so I didn't push it. It's frustrating.
Yeah, I don't know what it is. May be you have to get 60 minutes to get action. I got 30 min and I just walk in without calling ahead. But I tried them for second time and same experience. She was a little nicer but that's it. No HJ. I tried to touch her ass and she jumped and took 2 steps back. I thought she was going to walk out of the room so I didn't push it. It's frustrating.I have always gotten 60 minutes there. I've done 30 at other AMPs and left satisfied, but I've never done less than 60 at Hartford. This wasn't necessarily a strategy on my part, just how it worked out. And I've always called ahead. It's kind of funny b / c I don't think she ever writes down the appointment when I call and I've never given a name or been asked for one, but she seems to appreciate that I called and checked if she could see me at a certain time. The place is right next door to the police station, so I think they keep the door locked all the time. So for that reason, I think they like you to call ahead. I can't advise you to make another trip given your previous experiences, but if you decide to, I'd definitely suggest calling ahead and maybe giving her 60 minutes to figure it out.
INeedaBJ616B
11-23-22, 19:10
Has anyone had any experience with Annie at sage?
Member #6391
11-27-22, 23:55
I have always gotten 60 minutes there. I've done 30 at other AMPs and left satisfied, but I've never done less than 60 at Hartford. This wasn't necessarily a strategy on my part, just how it worked out. And I've always called ahead. It's kind of funny b / c I don't think she ever writes down the appointment when I call and I've never given a name or been asked for one, but she seems to appreciate that I called and checked if she could see me at a certain time. The place is right next door to the police station, so I think they keep the door locked all the time. So for that reason, I think they like you to call ahead. I can't advise you to make another trip given your previous experiences, but if you decide to, I'd definitely suggest calling ahead and maybe giving her 60 minutes to figure it out.There used to be two ladies there. An older lady with glasses and a very short woman who usually has on a vets like coat. Are one or both still there? New talent?
Looking for places near Kalamazoo / Portage. I've been to lotus. I'd go back but looking for something with a little better looking ladies. I know beggars can't be choosers. Just tossing that out there. Also has anyone been to massage works off of Westnedge! If so, do they provide any services or would I just be going there for massage with no excitement LOL.
Anyone go to massage works on Westnedge and get HE?
I have always gotten 60 minutes there. I've done 30 at other AMPs and left satisfied, but I've never done less than 60 at Hartford. This wasn't necessarily a strategy on my part, just how it worked out. And I've always called ahead. It's kind of funny b / c I don't think she ever writes down the appointment when I call and I've never given a name or been asked for one, but she seems to appreciate that I called and checked if she could see me at a certain time. The place is right next door to the police station, so I think they keep the door locked all the time. So for that reason, I think they like you to call ahead. I can't advise you to make another trip given your previous experiences, but if you decide to, I'd definitely suggest calling ahead and maybe giving her 60 minutes to figure it out.I am going to give a 2nd to what RaulJulia stated. I have always done the 60 minutes and called ahead. The only strategy on my part is that Hartford is a hike and if I am going to be in that area, I want to know I can get in. I also agree. I don't think she writes anything down. However, I did have an experience where another monger took my slot and she looked at the number in her recents and compared to my burner number. The other monger got booted out (sorry if it was anyone reading this! However, if you haven't gotten anywhere after a couple of shots. I would take my business elsewhere.
I have never had anyone wearing any sort of lab coat.
There used to be two ladies there. An older lady with glasses and a very short woman who usually has on a vets like coat. Are one or both still there? New talent?I have only ever seen the one provider there--the one described here as short and wearing a vest (like a puffer jacket, but without sleeves). I only know that another provider is there or was there from other reports. Because I've gone at different times, day, night, etc. And it's always the same woman. But the short, petite provider who wears the vest is still there. In fact, I saw her earlier today. But for anyone interested, she does take the vest off once the massage stars. That's about all she takes off, though she does allow UTC roaming up top and OTC roaming all over. I don't want to sound like I'm white knighting for Hartford. There are better places out there. I just happen to be passing through there fairly regularly b / c of my job, so I've stopped there several times. But the times I've been there have been pretty good and I've left happy. As always, YMMV.
Anyone go to massage works on Westnedge and get HE?The last time I went to MW it was bad. Back massage only. No hint of extras. Horrible massage. Took phone calls while in the room. Demanded a tip. Just avoid.
Electronman
12-10-22, 13:00
In a recent visit to Lotus, I drew Lisa, an attractive middle aged woman. Good massage and good customer service. I would repeat with Lisa.
The Kalamazoo massage scene is not as good as Grand Rapids, Battle Creek and Jackson, but Lotus is one of the better AMPs in Kalamazoo.
Recently visited Lotus. What can I say that hasn't already been said? It was good. Not earth-shattering, but good. The provider was playful and knew what she was doing. I didn't get her name. I should have because it was my first time seeing her, but I just wanted to relax and enjoy the experience without much chit chat and she was OK with that. I did hhr for $50 and was slightly more generous than just matching the door fee with my tip. You know, Old Faithful isn't the biggest or the best geyser in Yellowstone, but it's the most famous because it's dependable and goes off pretty much like clockwork, which makes it great for tourists. Sometimes you just need something that you can count on to be like you expect it to be. That's Lotus. I was trying to save up for a trip to GR with more offerings both in terms of providers and menu, but the urge won out. Oh, well. Be safe and as always, YMMV. --RJ.
INeedaBJ616B
01-15-23, 22:21
Has anyone had a recent experience at beautiful life on portage rd? I'm curious if it is at all worth revisiting or still no happy. Lulu apparently is back. Also, has anyone experienced Michelle at Sage and care to share war stories?
Electronman
01-16-23, 14:33
Has anyone had a recent experience at beautiful life on portage rd? I'm curious if it is at all worth revisiting or still no happy. Lulu apparently is back. Also, has anyone experienced Michelle at Sage and care to share war stories?Lulu also works at their other shop just off of West Main (Maple Hill Drive), Mei Li. She provides a very good massage. Encourages DIY but not much more, in my experience.
Has anyone had a recent experience at beautiful life on portage rd? I'm curious if it is at all worth revisiting or still no happy. Lulu apparently is back. Also, has anyone experienced Michelle at Sage and care to share war stories?Just visited LuLu a few times the last 2 weeks on W Main, same status, no extras. Friendly, relaxing atmosphere, clean.
Visited Sage St also last week, no extra but allowed DIY if you like. Decent massage, friendly, and I did like the exclusiveness of their parking.
Haven't tried Lotus since the month they opened (long time ago), planning on trying this week after the decent reviews.
TETO.
Hey fellas,
Your local massage lover checking in. We are supposed to be getting another AMP in Kalamazoo. It has been in the works for the last three months, but no info on an open date. What I know so far is that it will be on Westnedge between Milham and Cork St. So, this will make seven AMP's in our area. My hope is that this new place will not be run by the people who run Mei Li East & West, Asian massage Stadium, and Asian massage Sage St. The reason is that I would like some new people as I am kind of tired of the same folks running the show. Kind of over the same recycled owners. As for now, that is all the details. But you know as soon as it opens I will be there.
Sircody.
I used to enjoy Sherry on Stadium and when she moved to Beautiful Life. It was frustrating that it was only DIY. But her tease and beauty were a nice combo. Does anyone know where she is now?
Thanks.
Hey fellas,
Your local massage lover checking in. We are supposed to be getting another AMP in Kalamazoo. It has been in the works for the last three months, but no info on an open date. What I know so far is that it will be on Westnedge between Milham and Cork St. So, this will make seven AMP's in our area. My hope is that this new place will not be run by the people who run Mei Li East & West, Asian massage Stadium, and Asian massage Sage St. The reason is that I would like some new people as I am kind of tired of the same folks running the show. Kind of over the same recycled owners. As for now, that is all the details. But you know as soon as it opens I will be there.
Sircody.Any update on this potential development?
Has anyone had a recent experience at beautiful life on portage rd? I'm curious if it is at all worth revisiting or still no happy. Lulu apparently is back. Also, has anyone experienced Michelle at Sage and care to share war stories?I have visited Lulu a few times at the other locale, Mei Le. Still DIY as well as Sage.
Any update on this potential development?Nothing as of now KazooMick. I will keep checking and report back.
Sircody.
KonkeyDong69
02-15-23, 20:25
I was driving down Westnedge today and noticed a lighted massage sign in the window of a store. I drove up to check it out and in the door is a piece of paper that says sunshine massage and a phone number. I texted the number and they said they are opening tomorrow morning. Unfortunately, I'm out of town tomorrow morning for work for a few days. The place is between Kilgore and Cork in the same strip mall as the lovers lane store.
Rufus McGee
02-16-23, 18:11
I don't know what to say that hasn't already been said about this place, always a good massage with a happy finish. The girls have never let me down. Its 70 for a HR and I tip the HR fee.
INeedaBJ616B
02-17-23, 00:09
According to lulu, it is another one affiliated with Sherry at Beautiful life. I hope someone reviews with good news, but. How many no happy massage shops can this little town support?
Sunshine massage.
269-251-7438.
10:00 am10:00 pm.
4026 S WESTNEDGE AVE Suite I.
KALAMAZOO MI 49008-4132.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/new-beautiful-girls269-251-743/966556035150
I did visit the new AMP Sunshine Massage. As I mentioned last month, It is on Westnedge In the same plaza as Lovers Lane. They got it together pretty quick because when I mentioned it three weeks ago, they hadn't even put the dry wall up.
When I went in for my appointment, I noticed that it is set up like Mei Li West. I was meet up front by a lady (Sorry, name slips my mind) who gave me a welcome and the run down. Things like price and that it is cash only for right now.
I went in with low expectations. She led me to the room and I got ready. She came back and did a good massage. There was no teasing at all. Her English was very good and she sparked up a conversation here and there. On the flip, she continued the good massage and then she slightly touched my hand to bring it close to the goods. Now remember, there was no teasing and I was not aroused in the slightest so I thought why is she evening attempting to suggest DIY? As I usually do, I rejected and told her I have no interest in DIY. She said "okay, we don't do either" After that she said, "No worries at all, just enjoy the massage" then she finished with more legs, feet, and shoulders.
What I did like was that when I told her I had no interest in DIY, she immediately dropped it and continued the massage. Unlike Sherry and Amy (Stadium) who keep aggressively try to make you do it.
So there it is fellas, like I need a BJ said, how many no happy spots are we going to get. That now makes seven AMP's and only one (Lotus) offers any good service. Speaking of Lotus, I haven't been in almost two years.
Pros: Good massage.
Cons: No teasing, no happy, DIY offered, ran by the same people who run both Mei Li's, Sage St, and Stadium.
Like I said, I went in with my expectations low so it is what it is. It is frustrating though to have seven AMP's in this small area with not much options. My opinion, you can go to Sunshine, but it is the same as the other spots.
Sircody.
According to lulu, it is another one affiliated with Sherry at Beautiful life. I hope someone reviews with good news, but. How many no happy massage shops can this little town support?
Sunshine massage.
269-251-7438.
10:00 am10:00 pm.
4026 S WESTNEDGE AVE Suite I.
KALAMAZOO MI 49008-4132.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/new-beautiful-girls269-251-743/966556035150I figured as much, but that is very disappointing.
Lumberyard
02-18-23, 16:54
I did visit the new AMP Sunshine Massage. As I mentioned last month, It is on Westnedge In the same plaza as Lovers Lane. They got it together pretty quick because when I mentioned it three weeks ago, they hadn't even put the dry wall up.
When I went in for my appointment, I noticed that it is set up like Mei Li West. I was meet up front by a lady (Sorry, name slips my mind) who gave me a welcome and the run down. Things like price and that it is cash only for right now.
I went in with low expectations. She led me to the room and I got ready. She came back and did a good massage. There was no teasing at all. Her English was very good and she sparked up a conversation here and there. On the flip, she continued the good massage and then she slightly touched my hand to bring it close to the goods. Now remember, there was no teasing and I was not aroused in the slightest so I thought why is she evening attempting to suggest DIY? As I usually do, I rejected and told her I have no interest in DIY. She said "okay, we don't do either" After that she said, "No worries at all, just enjoy the massage" then she finished with more legs, feet, and shoulders.
What I did like was that when I told her I had no interest in DIY, she immediately dropped it and continued the massage. Unlike Sherry and Amy (Stadium) who keep aggressively try to make you do it.
So there it is fellas, like I need a BJ said, how many no happy spots are we going to get. That now makes seven AMP's and only one (Lotus) offers any good service. Speaking of Lotus, I haven't been in almost two years.
Pros: Good massage.
Cons: No teasing, no happy, DIY offered, ran by the same people who run both Mei Li's, Sage St, and Stadium.
Like I said, I went in with my expectations low so it is what it is. It is frustrating though to have seven AMP's in this small area with not much options. My opinion, you can go to Sunshine, but it is the same as the other spots.
Sircody.They won't last very long.
KonkeyDong69
02-18-23, 19:12
I just got home from a great experience at sunshine. Not sure why everyone is saying it's the same as the others in town. I've never seen these girls before and while getting a massage I asked if they were the same owners and they said no. So take that for what you will.
MassageYes
02-19-23, 06:09
I figured as much, but that is very disappointing.I loved going. Maggie younger China doll was great. DIY. With some help. I didn't push it.
Other China doll looked 30. Both nice looking.
Very clean.
$70 + $35 =$105.00.
KonkeyDong69
02-19-23, 10:11
I stopped at sunshine yesterday and had a great visit with a cute young girl. I didn't recognize either of the girls working. I asked if the owner was the same as other places in town and they assured me they were not. Take that for what you will.
Also went with low expectations. They delivered accordingly. Wish it was different, but unlikely I'll be going back.
Electronman
02-21-23, 09:18
I did visit the new AMP Sunshine Massage. As I mentioned last month, It is on Westnedge In the same plaza as Lovers Lane. They got it together pretty quick because when I mentioned it three weeks ago, they hadn't even put the dry wall up.
When I went in for my appointment, I noticed that it is set up like Mei Li West. I was meet up front by a lady (Sorry, name slips my mind) who gave me a welcome and the run down. Things like price and that it is cash only for right now.
I went in with low expectations. She led me to the room and I got ready. She came back and did a good massage. There was no teasing at all. Her English was very good and she sparked up a conversation here and there. On the flip, she continued the good massage and then she slightly touched my hand to bring it close to the goods. Now remember, there was no teasing and I was not aroused in the slightest so I thought why is she evening attempting to suggest DIY? As I usually do, I rejected and told her I have no interest in DIY. She said "okay, we don't do either" After that she said, "No worries at all, just enjoy the massage" then she finished with more legs, feet, and shoulders.
What I did like was that when I told her I had no interest in DIY, she immediately dropped it and continued the massage. Unlike Sherry and Amy (Stadium) who keep aggressively try to make you do it.
So there it is fellas, like I need a BJ said, how many no happy spots are we going to get. That now makes seven AMP's and only one (Lotus) offers any good service. Speaking of Lotus, I haven't been in almost two years.
Pros: Good massage.My experience matches that of Sircody. My masseuse was named Lucky, nice woman, decent English but a stocky body. The massage was actually quite good. I asked about extras and she said that the owner was very strict so no extras were available. She also mentioned that the other woman who worked there, named Sunny, was very cute.
I'm not sure why some of the reports are more positive. Either they had a more satisfying experience that I had or different expectations.
JJLetsPlay
03-08-23, 13:00
Very soon, by next week, Jay will be back (from vaca) at Spring Spa B. C.
Her reputation precedes her.
Please check / Read post in B. C. Massage thread, for all details.
Just in case- If driving over, I'd call ahead just to confirm "Jay's back".
Fun again.
P.S. - Don't forget also Sandy's still at Happy.
JJ / Jimmy.
JJLetsPlay
03-15-23, 12:49
Very soon, by next week, Jay will be back (from vaca) at Spring Spa B. C.
Her reputation precedes her.
Please check / Read post in B. C. Massage thread, for all details.
Just in case- If driving over, I'd call ahead just to confirm "Jay's back".
Fun again.
P.S. - Don't forget also Sandy's still at Happy.
JJ / Jimmy.Just confirming men.
Multiple reports that jay is back at Spring / BC.
Busy & good as ever.
Even a few new tricks- LOL.
Both spring / Jay & Happy / Sandy, are hit & miss on being busy.
Never seemingly hit & miss on talent tho.
When there (Spring) yesterday, was another client waiting right after me.
Everything here in Kazoo, is just boring massage wise.
Be happy,
JJ / Jimmy.
Lumberyard
04-05-23, 16:00
I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.
I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.
Lumberyard
04-07-23, 13:46
Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.Yep, been there done that, was ok, but I'm looking for an actual therapeutic massage with the "HE" which was pretty standard back in the day, as I said before; it's possible that it just no longer exists.
Moonglow913
04-07-23, 16:42
I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.Both Perri or Simply Sweet in GR give an outstanding massage and will finish with a great HJ. Nothing else on the menu. Over the years I have had some success finding a legit CMT, developing a rapport which has led to sought after finish. Takes a little time but can be a fun process.
KonkeyDong69
04-07-23, 19:05
I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.I've had some luck at one of the other places that provides a good massage. It takes a big commitment with trust building.
Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.Is there anybody special to ask for at lotus or all provide same service?
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