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Rocket Dork
09-07-16, 22:40
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.Man, I always hate the husband thing and usually avoid it entirely. Has this ever worked out for you?
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.Be safe man. Seriously!
If they are clean and pretty faced and into sloppy long BJ's. Works for me.I can take a BJ from a bigger girl, sometimes. But def not sex. Had met a 19 yo PR girl and just couldn't do it. Even BJ was hardtop get into.
Rocket Dork
09-08-16, 07:56
Be safe man. Seriously!I always put safety first. Meet at safe location and go fro there. I will be safe. Thanks Rocket Dork.
Hockey Guy
09-08-16, 10:56
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.RD,
I did this once before a long time ago while I was still single. Meet a couple online and met them out at a bar in Elmhurst. Same type of thing to see if I clicked with her and such. So I followed her home to their house out in St. Charles and everything was going good and then you could hear him come home. At that point it felt a little weird but then after awhile I felt a hand caressing my butt and it was not hers. At that point I was getting freaked out. Later on she and I were in their pool while he was just sitting up on the deck. Nothing went on in the pool just relaxing. After sometime I was really feeling uncomfortable so I departed.
Good luck and stay safe.
Rocket Dork
09-08-16, 11:34
RD,
I did this once before a long time ago while I was still single. Meet a couple online and met them out at a bar in Elmhurst. Same type of thing to see if I clicked with her and such. So I followed her home to their house out in St. Charles and everything was going good and then you could hear him come home. At that point it felt a little weird but then after awhile I felt a hand caressing my butt and it was not hers. At that point I was getting freaked out. Later on she and I were in their pool while he was just sitting up on the deck. Nothing went on in the pool just relaxing. After sometime I was really feeling uncomfortable so I departed.
Good luck and stay safe.I never thought of that. Now you scared me! LOL Rocket Dork.
Hockey Guy
09-08-16, 13:37
I never thought of that. Now you scared me! LOL Rocket Dork.RD,
You are the MAN on this board. You can't be scared of anything. LOL.
However good luck and go with your gut. I am sure you will let the board know what happens.
Rocket Dork
09-08-16, 13:55
Thanks for everyones help. We have not found her or know what has happened to her. Thats life. Thanks again Rocket Dork.
Thanks for everyones help. We have not found her or know what has happened to her. Thats life. Thanks again Rocket Dork.I texted and called. No response. I Hope things are well with her.
FrankyCando
09-08-16, 15:48
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.Watch out for hidden cameras. Eyes of the teddy bear in the corner.
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.Just make sure the wife isn't casing you out for the husband's pleasure. Unless you're into that sort of thing LOL.
Sorry, guys- I am bit bored and alone at work. How do you guys do with heavier women? I recently met one at a grocery store. Just chatting, lead to light flirting. Week later (couple days ago) a friend and I are sucking on her HUGE breasts and getting head. But I just couldn't get into it! Couldn't even get erect. Not sure if I'm just tired, but I think it was her. Really nice lady, but I guess just REALLY not my thing.
Any bbw lovers out there?I was never attracted to bbw until recently. I met one and she had a really pretty face and hair. Huge tits of course! She ended up giving me the best BJ and fuck I had in a while. I am going to see her again to see if I was just so horny or was she that good. Actually I have two bbw lined up now and another with a few extra pounds. All non pay. Well except for cheap hotels.
CaughtStaring
09-08-16, 22:30
I was never attracted to bbw until recently. I met one and she had a really pretty face and hair. Huge tits of course! She ended up giving me the best BJ and fuck I had in a while. I am going to see her again to see if I was just so horny or was she that good. Actually I have two bbw lined up now and another with a few extra pounds. All non pay. Well except for cheap hotels.I'll gladly take the bbw. I find them to go the extra mile more often than not. And they usually don't complain during very vigorous activities.
I'll gladly take the bbw. I find them to go the extra mile more often than not. And they usually don't complain during very vigorous activities.I'm just not attracted to them. Met a nice woman a couple years ago. Went back to my place. Her body felt very bulky, I guess it almost felt like a man's body. I just couldn't get into it. I don't discriminate, I am just not attracted.
There are some beautiful bigger women I have met here and there. Just never have connected with one.
Now, a girl with a little extra meat can be nice, definitely.
Cruising Y
09-09-16, 09:37
I know I'm going to catch hell for this and I probably will never be able to pm anyone for info or help. So here goes. Now I know Karen is probably very nice and provides excelent services fun etc. I emailed her last week for info about labor day weekend and availability. I also requested a pic. She sent me a facial and it shockrd the hell out of me. She's hidious. Maybe I expected to much from all the postive reviews of her. I know if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all but I just couldn't stand it anymore and had to get this off my chest what ever the reprcusions from my opinion. Sorry.
I'm just not attracted to them. Met a nice woman a couple years ago. Went back to my place. Her body felt very bulky, I guess it almost felt like a man's body. I just couldn't get into it. I don't discriminate, I am just not attracted.
There are some beautiful bigger women I have met here and there. Just never have connected with one.
Now, a girl with a little extra meat can be nice, definitely.Yep. Some smaller BBW's can be very pretty but most are just gross. Some of the ads I see and wonder who the ef is calling them?
I limit out at thick girls like Jenn / Heidi if they have a pretty face and really nice tits but I just can't do it with a fat girl.
Tall or short, I love them thin.
She sent me the same photo and I thought she was cute.
I know I'm going to catch hell for this and I probably will never be able to pm anyone for info or help. So here goes. Now I know Karen is probably very nice and provides excelent services fun etc. I emailed her last week for info about labor day weekend and availability. I also requested a pic. She sent me a facial and it shockrd the hell out of me. She's hidious. Maybe I expected to much from all the postive reviews of her. I know if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all but I just couldn't stand it anymore and had to get this off my chest what ever the reprcusions from my opinion. Sorry..
I'll gladly take the bbw. I find them to go the extra mile more often than not. And they usually don't complain during very vigorous activities.It depends on how big they are for me. I don't mind a thick chick or a small bbw, but I still don't prefer it. I'm a big fan of daty and some of the heavier girls have odor issues.
I think it's why I like Asian broads, most are thin and most have relatively scent fee snatches.
Rocket Dork
09-09-16, 15:16
A fellow monger sent me a go fund me page for Wendys funeral expenses. She died unexpectedly July 20. To bad she was a nice lady. May she rest in peace. Rocket Dork If you want her last name email me, I am not putting it on the forum.
ReadyForRub
09-09-16, 15:28
I was contacted by a couple. Husband can't take of wife because of ED issues. Going to meet them at a restaurant and then will take the wife home. He will come home later after the deed. This is suppose to happen nexr Tuesday. I can't make this stuff up. LOL! Rocket Dork.Better to have a no-tel available. You never know what the husband may have in mind.
Head First
09-09-16, 15:47
I think it's why I like Asian broads, most are thin and most have relatively scent fee snatches.I'm on board with that statement 98%. It does happen once in a while but it's rare.
Member #1232
09-09-16, 21:55
I'm on board with that statement 98%. It does happen once in a while but it's rare.I agree. The FOBs are very clean and even if they don't groom it's not bad as the hair is really flat and somehow very shiny (hard to explain). As they get 'Americanized' they get fatter and smell more like chicken of the sea.
HeadFirst80
09-10-16, 09:17
I know I'm going to catch hell for this and I probably will never be able to pm anyone for info or help. So here goes. Now I know Karen is probably very nice and provides excelent services fun etc. I emailed her last week for info about labor day weekend and availability. I also requested a pic. She sent me a facial and it shockrd the hell out of me. She's hidious. Maybe I expected to much from all the postive reviews of her. I know if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all but I just couldn't stand it anymore and had to get this off my chest what ever the reprcusions from my opinion. Sorry.I think most of the discussion was about service and not looks. As you may have already seen lengthy discussions on how for some looks is very important and others service is most important!
Looks is relative and people are entitled to their opinion but service is more of a constant and that's what defines some of the providers as "good" vs "bad" in the forum.
One shouldn't be afraid of expressing their opinion, but never judge book by its cover (as the saying goes).
I agree. The FOBs are very clean and even if they don't groom it's not bad as the hair is really flat and somehow very shiny (hard to explain). As they get 'Americanized' they get fatter and smell more like chicken of the sea.I used to hit AMPs years ago. Up north somewhere. I recall one time the cute girl laughing and pointing at my crotch area -never a good sign.
Apparently, my lapse in grooming was funny to her. I was rocking a full Bush, was too busy to even realize it.
Manscape, fellas. Or run risk of getting laughed at. It's a two-way street.
Thats really sad. That explains the unreturned calls. Though we may not know her personally when something tragic happens to someone you shared a very intimate moment it gets to you.
A fellow monger sent me a go fund me page for Wendys funeral expenses. She died unexpectedly July 20. To bad she was a nice lady. May she rest in peace. Rocket Dork If you want her last name email me, I am not putting it on the forum.
I used to hit AMPs years ago. Up north somewhere. I recall one time the cute girl laughing and pointing at my crotch area -never a good sign.
Apparently, my lapse in grooming was funny to her. I was rocking a full Bush, was too busy to even realize it.
Manscape, fellas. Or run risk of getting laughed at. It's a two-way street.Had the opposite happen. No laughing, but the chick from Q on the west side said "you shaved, me hairy".
Looks like this lady has had a bad on craigslist.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5776140744.html
It's a sad day. Lost one of my best CL finds because she got a BF. Super hot MILF in her mid-40's in the west burbs with amazing breasts. She was also the good girl type, which made it even hotter. She responded to a very specific p4 p CL ad I put up a couple months ago, and I'm pretty sure I was her one and only. I knew it was too good to be true while I was seeing her, so I tried to see her as much as possible. Which wasn't enough.
HeadFirst80
09-12-16, 08:35
Looks like this lady has had a bad on craigslist.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5776140744.htmlThe ad is already flagged!
Basically it was about this lady named Jane Munir and that she's coming to attack people. She is armed with guns this time, and is bragging about her arrest on craigslist. Might be trolling but it's good to have this info out here.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/morton-grove/crime/ct-mgc-id-theft-tl-1126-20151207-story.html
The ad is already flagged!
Basically it was about this lady named Jane Munir and that she's coming to attack people. She is armed with guns this time, and is bragging about her arrest on craigslist. Might be trolling but it's good to have this info out here.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/morton-grove/crime/ct-mgc-id-theft-tl-1126-20151207-story.htmlThe ad on CL was actually funny and pretty well written. I doubt she could even write that well but whoever did, it made me laugh.
If you believe 1 word of the ad I need to talk to you about an investment in a bridge in San Fran.
AJ.
MissKimmie
09-13-16, 00:49
OMG I LUV Reading yall gentleman's comments / post, Great Way to Start My Morning Giggle.
As for the bbw comments.
I'm a Happily bbw, who has Yet to get Very Many Complaints about my looks, abilities, etc.
But hey What Do I Care, As Long As You Gentlemen leave me happy, and I get a nice 'protein Shot, I consider it Win Win.
Not really into BBW's myself ma'am but I have to say I like where your head is at.
A2
Sam Singer
09-13-16, 01:09
Basically it was about this lady named Jane Munir and that she's coming to attack people. She is armed with guns this time, and is bragging about her arrest on craigslist. Might be trolling but it's good to have this info out here.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/morton-grove/crime/ct-mgc-id-theft-tl-1126-20151207-story.htmlThis sentence towards the end of the piece cracked me up: "Munir did not returns call seeking comment. " .
OTOH, Watch out reporter, she may come to your office and deliver a comment.
The ad on CL was actually funny and pretty well written. I doubt she could even write that well but whoever did, it made me laugh.
If you believe 1 word of the ad I need to talk to you about an investment in a bridge in San Fran.
AJ.Got a laugh out of me too. I was tempted to do a screen grab, but missed the opportunity. Oh well.
Hockey Guy
09-13-16, 10:21
Just taking a quick poll here as we all know there are virtually no real ads on the CL if any at all. Well, except for the ones written by the fine members of this board. However, with that being said how many of you look at the CL and just say to yourself without even opening up the ad to read just reading the header, "that one is fake, so is that one" and so on down the line. It is really a said state of affairs no pun intended either.
DMichaels69
09-13-16, 10:32
You really have to spend a lot of time with those ad's to weed out the fakes. I don't have the time or patience to do that. The ones I did respond to were fake.
Just taking a quick poll here as we all know there are virtually no real ads on the CL if any at all. Well, except for the ones written by the fine members of this board. However, with that being said how many of you look at the CL and just say to yourself without even opening up the ad to read just reading the header, "that one is fake, so is that one" and so on down the line. It is really a said state of affairs no pun intended either.
Al Melrose
09-13-16, 11:49
I read about some people getting having success posting ads. I think I have had only one reeal person respond and she wanted to include her husband! First time I posted, I responded to a few that seemed real, well eventually it was a link to join some site.
So I did the answer a? In the title, have posted about 6 times, probably average 50 responses and just the one person (mentioned above) answered the?. Not sure what you guys getting action from CL are doing right and what I am doing wrong.
Just taking a quick poll here as we all know there are virtually no real ads on the CL if any at all. Well, except for the ones written by the fine members of this board. However, with that being said how many of you look at the CL and just say to yourself without even opening up the ad to read just reading the header, "that one is fake, so is that one" and so on down the line. It is really a said state of affairs no pun intended either.I can tell 99% of the time if the ad is fake by the ad title. But I've been committed to it for awhile. So, I can literally blow through a hole page in 2 minutes and know if I'm going to respond to any ads. It's certainly bleak out there, no doubt about it. Really, CL is much more effective if YOU are doing the posting.
OMG I LUV Reading yall gentleman's comments / post, Great Way to Start My Morning Giggle.
As for the bbw comments.
I'm a Happily bbw, who has Yet to get Very Many Complaints about my looks, abilities, etc.
But hey What Do I Care, As Long As You Gentlemen leave me happy, and I get a nice 'protein Shot, I consider it Win Win.
Not really into BBW's myself ma'am but I have to say I like where your head is at.
A2Great attitude, great lady.
Wrong A2, I liked where my head was at which was in her mouth where it belonged. LOL.
You really have to spend a lot of time with those ad's to weed out the fakes. I don't have the time or patience to do that. The ones I did respond to were fake.I always wondered who the heck has time to post all those fake ads and the back and forth once the ad was responded to?
I always wondered who the heck has time to post all those fake ads and the back and forth once the ad was responded to?Scammers have the time. They spend all day thinking of ways to scam money.
I always wondered who the heck has time to post all those fake ads and the back and forth once the ad was responded to?Most of those fake ads are put up by 'bots, just a computer that's programmed to post an ad (or one of several pre-written ads) to CL. The suckers who are dumb enough to answer them get their 'personal' answer from the same source. I'd be willing to bet if you had the time to wade through the crap and look at the answers, you'd find they follow a predictable pattern of increasingly 'teasing' posts, all of them intended to get you to do whatever they want you to (sign up for a "verification" site that rips you off, go to a pay-per-view cam site for more 'personal' time, etc.). Software, these days, can seem almost human in its responses, and the scammers have access to pretty good stuff.
DarkKnight
09-14-16, 20:43
Basically it was about this lady named Jane Munir and that she's coming to attack people. She is armed with guns this time, and is bragging about her arrest on craigslist. Might be trolling but it's good to have this info out here.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/morton-grove/crime/ct-mgc-id-theft-tl-1126-20151207-story.htmlI've met up with Jane a few times. Definitely involved in drugs.
You really have to spend a lot of time with those ad's to weed out the fakes. I don't have the time or patience to do that. The ones I did respond to were fake.A number of years ago I used to respond the ads in the "resume" section of CL that were written by females seeking "any" type of job for cash. I would ask if they are interested in doing a massage and offer $75 cash for 1 hour plus a tip which was usually $20. I would get a positive response from about 70% and met some incredible women. It was easy, fast and most of the women new what I meant and wanted to meet. The few who didn't understand were even better because they were non-pro's and after emailing them a few times some would give it a try.
Every Sunday I would respond to 10 ads from Chicago, Rockford or Milwaukee and wait for the responses. Some responded right away and some weeks later but after about 4 or 5 weeks I had so many interested I couldn't even keep up with them. Some even sent sexy pics in their response. I met some beautiful women and had alot of fun doing it.
I never responded to any ads in the "Casual Encounter" section because I had been told they were mostly scams but in the resume section they are actual ads written by actual women looking to make money and some specifically say "any" way they can.
Aj.
Thanks Avg Joe, never clicked on Resumes until I read this post. Even now quite interesting. There is a poster with about five photos in succession, and if you click rapidly it looks like a video.
A number of years ago I used to respond the ads in the "resume" section of CL that were written by females seeking "any" type of job for cash. I would ask if they are interested in doing a massage and offer $75 cash for 1 hour plus a tip which was usually $20. I would get a positive response from about 70% and met some incredible women. It was easy, fast and most of the women new what I meant and wanted to meet. The few who didn't understand were even better because they were non-pro's and after emailing them a few times some would give it a try.
Every Sunday I would respond to 10 ads from Chicago, Rockford or Milwaukee and wait for the responses. Some responded right away and some weeks later but after about 4 or 5 weeks I had so many interested I couldn't even keep up with them. Some even sent sexy pics in their response. I met some beautiful women and had alot of fun doing it.
I never responded to any ads in the "Casual Encounter" section because I had been told they were mostly scams but in the resume section they are actual ads written by actual women looking to make money and some specifically say "any" way they can.
Aj..
Thanks, Joe. I have only had success once on CL in the casual encounters section. But this approach is worth trying.
A number of years ago I used to respond the ads in the "resume" section of CL that were written by females seeking "any" type of job for cash. I would ask if they are interested in doing a massage and offer $75 cash for 1 hour plus a tip which was usually $20. I would get a positive response from about 70% and met some incredible women. It was easy, fast and most of the women new what I meant and wanted to meet. The few who didn't understand were even better because they were non-pro's and after emailing them a few times some would give it a try.
Every Sunday I would respond to 10 ads from Chicago, Rockford or Milwaukee and wait for the responses. Some responded right away and some weeks later but after about 4 or 5 weeks I had so many interested I couldn't even keep up with them. Some even sent sexy pics in their response. I met some beautiful women and had alot of fun doing it.
I never responded to any ads in the "Casual Encounter" section because I had been told they were mostly scams but in the resume section they are actual ads written by actual women looking to make money and some specifically say "any" way they can.
Aj.
Member #5589
09-15-16, 13:56
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5780728491.html
You need to hook her up, as it were, with 262.
Member #5942
09-15-16, 17:13
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5780728491.html
You need to hook her up, as it were, with 262.This is Nita, short for Nataliya. She is located on Madison and clark. Rents a room with many other girls. My friend said 160 is total damage but-only standard finish. Also interested in sugar daddys. Also works as a physical therapist. She definitely is not short of money. Just looking for more clients for expensive lifestyle.
A number of years ago I used to respond the ads in the "resume" section of CL that were written by females seeking "any" type of job for cash.
Aj.This one looks interesting.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5778719141.html
This is Nita, short for Nataliya. She is located on Madison and clark. Rents a room with many other girls. My friend said 160 is total damage but-only standard finish. Also interested in sugar daddys. Also works as a physical therapist. She definitely is not short of money. Just looking for more clients for expensive lifestyle.I love Ukrainians but the more beautiful and older they are, the greater the manipulation, the greater their ability to extract from your wallet. Stick with the younger GND's when it comes to UA girls.
CoolPatrick
09-15-16, 18:46
This is Nita, short for Nataliya. She is located on Madison and clark. Rents a room with many other girls. My friend said 160 is total damage but-only standard finish. Also interested in sugar daddys. Also works as a physical therapist. She definitely is not short of money. Just looking for more clients for expensive lifestyle.Now with this info, I may want to try it out and see how good her skills are and how much she ask for BJ and FS.
Member #5942
09-15-16, 18:59
I love Ukrainians but the more beautiful and older they are, the greater the manipulation, the greater their ability to extract from your wallet. Stick with the younger GND's when it comes to UA girls.Riina: Nita is 24. Her drug of choice is definitely cash. My friend said her massage is a lame rub. He asked for BJ but she did not oblige. Based on her ad in CL, she's looking for action for cash. She's pretty but no one is worth the sugar daddy route. Xabi.
Member #5942
09-15-16, 19:04
Now with this info, I may want to try it out and see how good her skills are and how much she ask for BJ and FS.CP: this location is run by a man. Its on a higher floor. A sign in desk is required. There are latinas, blondes, euros etc. Rates are 240 plus. Nita rate is low because she rents room and is not employee. Hope this helps but my buddy said Nita is friendly but money hungry. He said she left LA cause her sugardaddy bf wouldn't marry her. Also said she has numerous arrangements. Yeah sounds like a great gal to bring home to mom ha! Enjoy and report back. Xabi.
Frogger7777
09-16-16, 09:23
CP: this location is run by a man. Its on a higher floor. A sign in desk is required. There are latinas, blondes, euros etc. Rates are 240 plus. Nita rate is low because she rents room and is not employee. Hope this helps but my buddy said Nita is friendly but money hungry. He said she left LA cause her sugardaddy bf wouldn't marry her. Also said she has numerous arrangements. Yeah sounds like a great gal to bring home to mom ha! Enjoy and report back. Xabi.Ad says she's pregnant. How far along?
Frogger7777
09-16-16, 13:58
CP: this location is run by a man. Its on a higher floor. A sign in desk is required. There are latinas, blondes, euros etc. Rates are 240 plus. Nita rate is low because she rents room and is not employee. Hope this helps but my buddy said Nita is friendly but money hungry. He said she left LA cause her sugardaddy bf wouldn't marry her. Also said she has numerous arrangements. Yeah sounds like a great gal to bring home to mom ha! Enjoy and report back. Xabi.I can vouch for this location. Used to work nearby and would pop in for lunchtime stress relief. Very nice stable of girls, though it can get a little pricey. Remember spending $$. 5 for FS. HEs were pretty reasonably priced. They don't advertise much. I can't find any of their ads at the moment.
WilmaFingerdu
09-17-16, 13:06
Guys,
I was in your fair town for a convention and after a long day of walking, a back rub seemed to make sense, especially after several vodkas.
Gave a call to Julia and said the lovely Asian girl would be up to my room in 35 minutes. After an hour, I inquire about her whereabouts. She will be right there I am told. After an hour and a half, no response so I figure she is a no show and I start to drift off. 10 minutes later, a knock at my door. It's a miracle.
In walks a nice enough looking eastern European lady whose name escapes me, but she is certainly not the Asian beauty that was proposed. Also, I am immediately jacked for another $20.00 for parking so I am up to $120.00 at this point. OK, what the hell.
She lays down the towels on the bed and I specifically check the clock to check the massage length because I mention I would like the full hour.
She drapes me with a towel and begins a very average massage with very little energy. She seemed to be more interested in watching the TV than earning her fee. On the flip. A very clinical massage with no teasing or indication that anything extra is available. After exactly 40 minutes, she says massage is over and begins to pack up to leave. I mention I have 20 more minutes coming and she mumbles something about the parking taking a long time. The kicker comes when she asks for an additional tip. That was rich.
Bottom line: Terrible massage and horrible value. Avoid like the Zika.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5785493699.html
Chicago Rocks
09-18-16, 10:52
Great report, will ovoid.
It's hard to find a reliable outcall provider.
-CR.
Guys,
I was in your fair town for a convention and after a long day of walking, a back rub seemed to make sense, especially after several vodkas.
Gave a call to Julia and said the lovely Asian girl would be up to my room in 35 minutes. After an hour, I inquire about her whereabouts. She will be right there I am told. After an hour and a half, no response so I figure she is a no show and I start to drift off. 10 minutes later, a knock at my door. It's a miracle.
In walks a nice enough looking eastern European lady whose name escapes me, but she is certainly not the Asian beauty that was proposed. Also, I am immediately jacked for another $20.00 for parking so I am up to $120.00 at this point. OK, what the hell.
She lays down the towels on the bed and I specifically check the clock to check the massage length because I mention I would like the full hour.
She drapes me with a towel and begins a very average massage with very little energy. She seemed to be more interested in watching the TV than earning her fee. On the flip. A very clinical massage with no teasing or indication that anything extra is available. After exactly 40 minutes, she says massage is over and begins to pack up to leave. I mention I have 20 more minutes coming and she mumbles something about the parking taking a long time. The kicker comes when she asks for an additional tip. That was rich.
Bottom line: Terrible massage and horrible value. Avoid like the Zika.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5785493699.html
ChicagoGoer
09-18-16, 15:27
Went back 5-6 pages or so and didn't see this. I'll just leave this here.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/res/5744205607.html
A number of years ago I used to respond the ads in the "resume" section of CL that were written by females seeking "any" type of job for cash. I would ask if they are interested in doing a massage and offer $75 cash for 1 hour plus a tip which was usually $20. I would get a positive response from about 70% and met some incredible women. It was easy, fast and most of the women new what I meant and wanted to meet. The few who didn't understand were even better because they were non-pro's and after emailing them a few times some would give it a try.
Every Sunday I would respond to 10 ads from Chicago, Rockford or Milwaukee and wait for the responses. Some responded right away and some weeks later but after about 4 or 5 weeks I had so many interested I couldn't even keep up with them. Some even sent sexy pics in their response. I met some beautiful women and had alot of fun doing it.
I never responded to any ads in the "Casual Encounter" section because I had been told they were mostly scams but in the resume section they are actual ads written by actual women looking to make money and some specifically say "any" way they can.
Aj.
Went back 5-6 pages or so and didn't see this. I'll just leave this here.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/res/5744205607.htmlThat's exactly what I was talking about.
AJ.
ChicagoGoer
09-18-16, 17:11
That's exactly what I was talking about.
AJ.Met once, good success. Rather not share openly on the forum as YMMV.
Ran into this add in CL, wondering if anyone has tried it?
Busty and Petite Sqwerter. W4 m (O'Hare Cumberland & 90) hide this posting.
Age: 30.
I'm Marie, Latina.
Come Enjoy a nude.
Mutual touch.
Sensual massage.
With an exciting ending.
100 hour.
Private Apartment.
773 fourninezero 366.
Met once, good success. Rather not share openly on the forum as YMMV.Glad it worked out for you.
It was a number of years ago that I used the resume section but I no longer do. However, I was running about a 70% success rate when I did. Met all kinds and some of the best were the ones who had no pic and were just looking for any type of cash job. They were the true non-pros and I enjoyed being with them the most.
The best one came from a house cleaning ad (without a pic) I answered from NW Indiana. I just emailed her asking if she was interested in doing a massage for $75 an hour and she responded back to me. I explained what I was looking for, we exchanged pics and she was beautiful. We decided to try it and ended up in the shower together afterwards. Saw her many many times after that.
It worked well for me, I'm glad it worked out for you.
AJ.
ChicagoGoer
09-18-16, 19:37
Seeking someone open minded for some MMF action. Have a regular of mine who is willing to experiment in efforts to check something off my bucket list. Girl is a blonde in her early 20's with hourglass figure. Looking to ease into this. For the time being seniors only as we want this to go smoothly.
I have a willingness to trade for a Latina if anyone cares to share / offer.
PM for details.
DMichaels69
09-18-16, 19:50
I'm sure she has met a million other men just like you and does the same.
Met once, good success. Rather not share openly on the forum as YMMV.
Ran into this add in CL, wondering if anyone has tried it?
Busty and Petite Sqwerter. W4 m (O'Hare Cumberland & 90) hide this posting.
Age: 30.
I'm Marie, Latina.
Come Enjoy a nude.
Mutual touch.
Sensual massage.
With an exciting ending.
100 hour.
Private Apartment.
773 fourninezero 366.I could not find that ad but I met a Latina named Marie near Cumberland several years ago. Huge tits and huge belly. She was nice though. I only got a lame massage and hand job but it seems more was available. She was over 30 for sure. Funny thing is she was at the same complex as a few asian apt girls.
I could not find that ad but I met a Latina named Marie near Cumberland several years ago. Huge tits and huge belly. She was nice though. I only got a lame massage and hand job but it seems more was available. She was over 30 for sure. Funny thing is she was at the same complex as a few asian apt girls.Accurate description. Really over the hill late 30's Latina. Mediocre experience at best.
In the same area. There is an UTR blond mid 20's with an amazing long legged thin body. Great BBBJ with catch for a single rose or full service for two roses. Only down side is only available mornings and she can tend to rush. Will trade for similar low volume quality.
Anyone seen her lately? She keeps emailing me to meet up. I saw her a couple times in a movie theater parking garage. Nice BBBJ from a tiny Hispanic girl. Thabks.
Member #5297
09-22-16, 22:55
This one looks interesting.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5778719141.htmlMore info on this one with a phone search on a certain website. Looks cute, but I see a few pics where there seems to be something strange going on with the lips that I don't like. If you do your research then you find more pics with more lip problems. Could be piercings or something but I am personally not going to take a chance.
Cruising Y
09-23-16, 12:10
More info on this one with a phone search on a certain website. Looks cute, but I see a few pics where there seems to be something strange going on with the lips that I don't like. If you do your research then you find more pics with more lip problems. Could be piercings or something but I am personally not going to take a chance.Can't imagine a female posting on craigslist for cash jobs expects to get any offer other than something sexual. Her lips look like she's just making some odd facial expressions. Wonder what her other lips look like LOL.
CoolPatrick
09-23-16, 14:41
More info on this one with a phone search on a certain website. Looks cute, but I see a few pics where there seems to be something strange going on with the lips that I don't like. If you do your research then you find more pics with more lip problems. Could be piercings or something but I am personally not going to take a chance.I tried to contact her via email and she never share phone number for texting. Funny she updated her ad saying "looing for any kind of job that pays in cash but nothing sexual place. " And you said she has a phone number connected to something on another website. Anyway, my real / normal job offer wasn't good enough for her to response back.
Can't imagine a female posting on craigslist for cash jobs expects to get any offer other than something sexual. She wants money but says nothing sexual. Take a pass and on to the next girl.
Interesting. I have message into this one right now. I'll report back if I get a response.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5798071947.html
Interesting. I have message into this one right now. I'll report back if I get a response.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5798071947.htmlI believe it's the same person posting, check post 4191 (Heidi).
Interesting. I have message into this one right now. I'll report back if I get a response.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5798071947.htmlThere are several posts about her on either this forum is others in the Chicago section. She is real.
She wants money but says nothing sexual. Take a pass and on to the next girl.Going years back, way back, I rmbr girls would ask upward of $12 k. Just to help them out.
Nothing offered in return. Sexual or otherwise.
MissKimmie
09-25-16, 16:32
Great attitude, great lady.
Wrong A2, I liked where my head was at which was in her mouth where it belonged. LOL.Please CUM Again,.
I LUV Too Please.
Hockey Guy
09-26-16, 16:52
Just saw this ad on the CL in the women for men section in the northwest burbs. The title of the ad is Full Figure for LTR.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/w4m/5800148087.html
If this is the definition of a full figure I would hate to see a women who would be considered a "super sized" BBW. If the post gets flagged I am posting the picture here that was on the ad.
Now there is a second ad out there with the same picture. This has to be some kind of a joke going on.
Rocket Dork
09-26-16, 17:59
BBW answered one of my ads at 3:00. I am in Elk Grove and she is in Schaumburg. I am at her nice house around 3:45 and am now home around 5. CL Does work. Its alot of work but sometimes you get lucky. Rocket Dork.
ZeroDark13
09-27-16, 01:49
Whenever I read this in a CL ad, I just laugh. Or the really ballsy ones that demand an Uber to your house. Hilarious.
ZeroDark13
09-28-16, 01:59
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5802651959.html
Called and arranged to go to her place. She answered the door, and definitely wasn't the woman in the pics. Way older, much heavier. She also couldn't stand up straight, either because she was drunk or high, I couldn't tell. I just said "nope", and walked away.
Miss you already. You are so nice, and skills superb! Don't ever change.
Hockey Guy
09-29-16, 00:37
I am wondering if anyone has even thought about this 19 yr old girl posting in Bartlett? The post happens with regularity but there is just something that feels like it could be a setup. I have not pulled the trigger as I usually will go with recommendations of our respected community in here. If someone has please feel free to post in here. I may TOFTT but it will be depending upon her demands. There is something bugging me about it because of the constant posting. Just not sure what it is.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5804271126.html
Whamster123
09-29-16, 00:56
I am wondering if anyone has even thought about this 19 yr old girl posting in Bartlett? The post happens with regularity but there is just something that feels like it could be a setup. I have not pulled the trigger as I usually will go with recommendations of our respected community in here. If someone has please feel free to post in here. I may TOFTT but it will be depending upon her demands. There is something bugging me about it because of the constant posting. Just not sure what it is.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5804271126.htmlSame number posts ads on backpage as well. Seems like a set up. Also if you do a FB search using that number shows up as random account.
Member #5263
09-29-16, 02:24
I am wondering if anyone has even thought about this 19 yr old girl posting in Bartlett? The post happens with regularity but there is just something that feels like it could be a setup. I have not pulled the trigger as I usually will go with recommendations of our respected community in here. If someone has please feel free to post in here. I may TOFTT but it will be depending upon her demands. There is something bugging me about it because of the constant posting. Just not sure what it is.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5804271126.htmlI live very close to Bartlett so I got curious. But the ad has been taken down. You mentioned that she posts regularly. Do you happen to have a copy of the ad? If not, please PM me if you happen to see a new ad in the future. I like to play things safe but most of the dreams I had were TOFTT.
HammerJack51
09-29-16, 10:54
I live very close to Bartlett so I got curious. But the ad has been taken down. You mentioned that she posts regularly. Do you happen to have a copy of the ad? If not, please PM me if you happen to see a new ad in the future. I like to play things safe but most of the dreams I had were TOFTT.She also advertises on backpage: http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-girl-early-bird-spacial/40630962 . When I contacted her, she said she was willing to do BB greek.
Jaxnewbie1
09-29-16, 17:51
I live very close to Bartlett so I got curious. But the ad has been taken down. You mentioned that she posts regularly. Do you happen to have a copy of the ad? If not, please PM me if you happen to see a new ad in the future. I like to play things safe but most of the dreams I had were TOFTT.I did text tht number and asked for a pic. She sent one. I replied back saying thts fake for sure and.
Asked her to send one pic showing three fingers. She sent one pic with the three fingers as well. Frankly I don't have the balls to visit. Because I'm scared. I prefer outcalls but still haven't tried anyone. Anyone can advice how to go about it?? I m bit desperate but scared.
I hav the pics if anyone want to see. She is HOT!! Pm!. Would be great if you can trade any info. I'm 30 and prefer young whites.
BlackNBlue2
09-30-16, 09:11
I did text tht number and asked for a pic. She sent one. I replied back saying thts fake for sure and.
Asked her to send one pic showing three fingers. She sent one pic with the three fingers as well. Frankly I don't have the balls to visit. Because I'm scared. I prefer outcalls but still haven't tried anyone. Anyone can advice how to go about it?? I m bit desperate but scared.
I hav the pics if anyone want to see. She is HOT!! Pm!. Would be great if you can trade any info. I'm 30 and prefer young whites.I took the plunge and tried her out. She's legit. The brunette in the Backpage ad is her, the blonde is the friend she shares the room with. She's young and cute but she did recently have a baby so her belly is a little loose still and while her breasts are small they are still producing milk. Just an advanced warning in case you get a surprise when playing with them.
The damage was. 8 FS, BBBJ, she did every position I wanted without question. She has a very sweet attitude. Her pussy was nice and clean and tasted great and got very wet when I played with it. Overall for the price it was nice. The downside of the whole thing is her friend stayed in the bathroom with the baby. Granted they where quiet but came out with the baby once I was done and still gathering my stuff. Her friend is the blonde in the pic and significantly older. Also they both smoke and the room smelled a little smoky. For the price is do it again for a quick visit.
I am wondering if anyone has even thought about this 19 yr old girl posting in Bartlett? The post happens with regularity but there is just something that feels like it could be a setup. I have not pulled the trigger as I usually will go with recommendations of our respected community in here. If someone has please feel free to post in here. I may TOFTT but it will be depending upon her demands. There is something bugging me about it because of the constant posting. Just not sure what it is.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5804271126.htmlHey guys this girl used to post out of Elgin under Cindy and based on these pics she dyed her hair darker. It's her and possibly her mom or stepmom. They are legit but when I went to visit the room was a mess and smokey so I left. I'm not sure where in Bartlett but I don't see them lasting there unless it's in apt off lake st because I'm sure Bartlett PD would not let this last.
Look in Elgin section under Cindy for more reviews.
Hey guys this girl used to post out of Elgin under Cindy and based on these pics she dyed her hair darker. It's her and possibly her mom or stepmom. They are legit but when I went to visit the room was a mess and smokey so I left. I'm not sure where in Bartlett but I don't see them lasting there unless it's in apt off lake st because I'm sure Bartlett PD would not let this last.
Look in Elgin section under Cindy for more reviews.From my experience they operate out of the Crest Motel on Lake in Bartlett, which is a dumpy little motel. The room was ok given the overall look of the place. And I am pretty sure its a mother and daughter, so the ads for a two girl show are. Interesting.
Hey guys this girl used to post out of Elgin under Cindy and based on these pics she dyed her hair darker. It's her and possibly her mom or stepmom. They are legit but when I went to visit the room was a mess and smokey so I left. I'm not sure where in Bartlett but I don't see them lasting there unless it's in apt off lake st because I'm sure Bartlett PD would not let this last.
Look in Elgin section under Cindy for more reviews.I don't see an Elgin section?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?46-Illinois
EDIT: Nevermind, I found it.
Whamster123
09-30-16, 20:59
Hey guys this girl used to post out of Elgin under Cindy and based on these pics she dyed her hair darker. It's her and possibly her mom or stepmom. They are legit but when I went to visit the room was a mess and smokey so I left. I'm not sure where in Bartlett but I don't see them lasting there unless it's in apt off lake st because I'm sure Bartlett PD would not let this last.
Look in Elgin section under Cindy for more reviews.Hosting out of Crest Motel off Lake St. She gave the address right away when asked where she was located, that's made me hesitant.
MissKimmie
10-02-16, 15:04
Miss you already. You are so nice, and skills superb! Don't ever change.Thank you Sweetie, please Text Me / cum Back soon.
Kisses.
ZeroDark13
10-05-16, 18:00
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/sks/5810653099.html
Called her this morning to try to set something up for later today; the person who answered sounded like a dude, so I said "sorry wrong number", hung up, and blocked the number on my phone. A few minutes ago I checked my voicemail, and saw there was a blocked message. It was her, I guess; her voice is pretty deep. She claimed she has pneumonia, and that's why her voice is like that. Then she went on about a two minute, profanity filled tirade about me hanging up on her, telling me to never call her again, and that I should kill myself. I'm not a trained psychological / medical professional, but I think she might lack the empathy to be a good massage therapist.
Rocket Dork
10-05-16, 18:24
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/sks/5810653099.html
Called her this morning to try to set something up for later today; the person who answered sounded like a dude, so I said "sorry wrong number", hung up, and blocked the number on my phone. A few minutes ago I checked my voicemail, and saw there was a blocked message. It was her, I guess; her voice is pretty deep. She claimed she has pneumonia, and that's why her voice is like that. Then she went on about a two minute, profanity filled tirade about me hanging up on her, telling me to never call her again, and that I should kill myself. I'm not a trained psychological / medical professional, but I think she might lack the empathy to be a good massage therapist.She sounds like a winner to me! LOL! Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
10-06-16, 23:43
Woman answered my ad and we are going to meet at a motel next week. She lives about a half of a mile from me. I am not telling her where I live. Rocket Dork.
Thank you Sweetie, please Text Me / cum Back soon.
Kisses.I just don't know. I'm not sure. About girls that use cum instead of come.
There was a girl I was dealing with in a professional setting, conducting legit business. Her texts were full of cum.
Would make me shake my head every single time.
Rocket Dork
10-10-16, 08:02
Clear your inbox. Rocket Dork.
No extra charge for that either. Once had a very ethical worker tell me she was getting over the flu, and thought it better if we waited a few days.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/sks/5810653099.html
Called her this morning to try to set something up for later today; the person who answered sounded like a dude, so I said "sorry wrong number", hung up, and blocked the number on my phone. A few minutes ago I checked my voicemail, and saw there was a blocked message. It was her, I guess; her voice is pretty deep. She claimed she has pneumonia, and that's why her voice is like that. Then she went on about a two minute, profanity filled tirade about me hanging up on her, telling me to never call her again, and that I should kill myself. I'm not a trained psychological / medical professional, but I think she might lack the empathy to be a good massage therapist..
Saw Tiffany up in Glenview who occasionally posts in the CE section with the post title, "Helping Hand. " Sorry, no screen capture, and the ad has been deleted already. She's a larger black woman who hosts in her apartment. Her tits are quite large. She is nice. Rates are low. An OK time was had. PM me for details if interested.
Rocket Dork
10-10-16, 19:35
Saw Tiffany up in Glenview who occasionally posts in the CE section with the post title, "Helping Hand. " Sorry, no screen capture, and the ad has been deleted already. She's a larger black woman who hosts in her apartment. Her tits are quite large. She is nice. Rates are low. An OK time was had. PM me for details if interested.Nice woman and low rates. One time visit and won't repeat. She doesn't put in alot of effort. Rocket Dork.
What is the CE Section? Cannot seem to find it. Thanks.
Saw Tiffany up in Glenview who occasionally posts in the CE section with the post title, "Helping Hand. " Sorry, no screen capture, and the ad has been deleted already. She's a larger black woman who hosts in her apartment. Her tits are quite large. She is nice. Rates are low. An OK time was had. PM me for details if interested..
OF Charlie
10-11-16, 08:50
What is the CE Section? Cannot seem to find it. Thanks.
.You have to go into Personals category first, then you can see casual encounters.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/i/personals?category=cas
Thanks, Of Charlie. I should have known. Only been there a few thousand times over the years. And her post is back up.
When messaging on craigslist do you guys send face pics when they ask? I'm reluctant to send a face pic as I heard scammers love to use them on there.
MwmChicago
10-11-16, 21:00
Finally connected with a CL find. She was 30-40 pounds heavier but I had taken a Cialis and figured it would only be a one time thing but then she shut me down. Ugh! Avoid this one, lives in Melrose Park, not a hooker just horny and really fat!
ZeroDark13
10-12-16, 02:34
When messaging on craigslist do you guys send face pics when they ask? I'm reluctant to send a face pic as I heard scammers love to use them on there.I prefer to video chat. Super hard to maintain a fake front for a scammer via video.
Finally connected with a CL find. She was 30-40 pounds heavier but I had taken a Cialis and figured it would only be a one time thing but then she shut me down. Ugh! Avoid this one, lives in Melrose Park, not a hooker just horny and really fat!She was horny but shut you down?
Finally connected with a CL find. She was 30-40 pounds heavier but I had taken a Cialis and figured it would only be a one time thing but then she shut me down. Ugh! Avoid this one, lives in Melrose Park, not a hooker just horny and really fat!Nice funbags though.
When messaging on craigslist do you guys send face pics when they ask? I'm reluctant to send a face pic as I heard scammers love to use them on there.I will send a pic only if I know for certain they are a legitimate human looking to meet.
Rocket Dork
10-12-16, 12:33
Met early 20's Hispanic woman. Recently married not getting enough at home. Nice tight body only problem she got braces yesterday. Yeow! Different feeling when she went down on me. Yikes. Says she wants to meet again. Funny thing I was in room next to a provider (who was reported on Backpage forum) at the Crest Motel in Bartlett. Mom and daughter were arguing outside. Nice! Rocket Dork.
She advertised on CL under the Resumes section. AVOID HER! Not case and, unfortunately, has many physical deformity issues.
Met early 20's Hispanic woman. Recently married not getting enough at home. Nice tight body only problem she got braces yesterday. Yeow! Different feeling when she went down on me. Yikes. Says she wants to meet again. Funny thing I was in room next to a provider (who was reported on Backpage forum) at the Crest Motel in Bartlett. Mom and daughter were arguing outside. Nice! Rocket Dork.OK it's official you have become my hero. I am in that area all the time and nadda!!
Hockey Guy
10-13-16, 13:02
She advertised on CL under the Resumes section. AVOID HER! Not case and, unfortunately, has many physical deformity issues.Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?
Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?No. The pic posted isn't Heidi. Heidi is the one posting looking for cash jobs. Would like to see Heidi. But my ATF keeps me busy.
Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?No, the one looking for cash jobs is Hilda / Helga (I think). She is cool. A bit older but tall and slender and pretty open minded.
WhiteRookDown
10-13-16, 23:57
Was this the one always looking for cash jobs?Heidi was discussed at length about 1-2 months ago. She does housecleaning, etc. From the pics, she's hideous looking. Skinny, looks like she smokes about 6 packs a day with 5 gallons of black coffee. I said she looked ghastly. Someone asked if I was being harsh, and I said no. I still think she's ghastly.
Heidi was discussed at length about 1-2 months ago. She does housecleaning, etc. From the pics, she's hideous looking. Skinny, looks like she smokes about 6 packs a day with 5 gallons of black coffee. I said she looked ghastly. Someone asked if I was being harsh, and I said no. I still think she's ghastly.LOL. She does look like a Heidi. German National type, not beer commercial type of look.
Does smoke, but not on-site. She is past her prime, but a really nice person with a propensity to please.
After all, who are we to judge a woman based on her body and looks and not her personality and spirit?
LOL. She does look like a Heidi. German National type, not beer commercial type of look.
Does smoke, but not on-site. She is past her prime, but a really nice person with a propensity to please.
After all, who are we to judge a woman based on her body and looks and not her personality and spirit?Some of these women aren't model types. They're just trying to get through everyday life like the rest of us. I get that since we're paying these women we can select who to see. Women that aren't model types tend to be more enjoyable than the hot looking girls.
LOL. She does look like a Heidi. German National type, not beer commercial type of look.
Does smoke, but not on-site. She is past her prime, but a really nice person with a propensity to please.
After all, who are we to judge a woman based on her body and looks and not her personality and spirit?Tried an hour of her time when she still said she did modeling. She aims to please but has rules. Strict rule was no touch--not that I would have touched anyway. Smokes alot. Finger nails and toe nails were in bad shape. She contacted me somewhat later asking if I knew how she (and her boyfriend) could get into porn. I pointed her toward Google and suggested her Google skills were as good as mine. She contacted me like once a week for a while asking if I wanted to another photo shoot saying she really needed the money. I finally insisted she stop calling me and she stopped. Like others have said, she is friendly and tries very hard.
DMichaels69
10-16-16, 22:07
Yep. That's why I just had her clean. She rolls her own cigarettes as well as something else. Her fingers nails and teeth were gross. She has a unrealistic opinion of herself for some reason. She actually did a great job cleaning but it was a one and done for me.
Tried an hour of her time when she still said she did modeling. She aims to please but has rules. Strict rule was no touch--not that I would have touched anyway. Smokes alot. Finger nails and toe nails were in bad shape. She contacted me somewhat later asking if I knew how she (and her boyfriend) could get into porn. I pointed her toward Google and suggested her Google skills were as good as mine. She contacted me like once a week for a while asking if I wanted to another photo shoot saying she really needed the money. I finally insisted she stop calling me and she stopped. Like others have said, she is friendly and tries very hard.
Yep. That's why I just had her clean. She rolls her own cigarettes as well as something else. Her fingers nails and teeth were gross. She has a unrealistic opinion of herself for some reason. She actually did a great job cleaning but it was a one and done for me.Thanks for the review. Looks like Heidi is a never see and done for me.
MwmChicago
10-17-16, 19:10
Nice funbags though.She was much fatter and uglier in person and had a really uptight attitude. Sorry guys I deleted her number, don't think she wants random guys calling her from here.
DMichaels69
10-17-16, 23:38
Fat and ugly is a no go.
She was much fatter and uglier in person and had a really uptight attitude. Sorry guys I deleted her number, don't think she wants random guys calling her from here.
She was much fatter and uglier in person and had a really uptight attitude. Sorry guys I deleted her number, don't think she wants random guys calling her from here.No worries. I could probably deal with fat and ugly. It's the attitude that's a deal breaker for me.
No worries. I could probably deal with fat and ugly. It's the attitude that's a deal breaker for me.I agree. Even if a provider is super gorgeous a bad attitude always means a bad session.
Rocket Dork
10-18-16, 13:26
Was going to meet with 5 different women this month. Only 1 followed thru, young married hispanic and now she does not answer my emails. The young hispanic girl was nice lookin but the others were okay. Except the last one was scary looking. LOL! Still on the hunt. Rocket Dork.
Hockey Guy
10-18-16, 13:38
Did anyone else see the ad from a lady who said she was going to be in Barrington yesterday and she said she would rather discuss in person what she was offering?
Any respond to this ad and saw her? Just want to know if she was legit.
Tried to ad pic of ad but can't
"MILF looking to Save for Winter break"
HammerJack51
10-18-16, 15:25
Any respond to this ad and saw her? Just want to know if she was legit.
Tried to ad pic of ad but can't
"MILF looking to Save for Winter break"She replied to me but we haven't gotten far enough along to tell if she is real. She is nasty is she is real.
ZeroDark13
10-19-16, 04:26
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5835643863.html
- Does incall, but wants you to meet her "assistant" before you can come up to her room.
- She's at the Whitehall downtown, not a cheap hotel at all; and definitely not the south loop, as stated in the ad.
- She texted me her rates: $350 to $2400, with no further explanation of how much of a donation is for how much time.
Why would a girl charging those rates and who can afford that hotel be advertising on craigslist?
HammerJack51
10-19-16, 12:43
She replied to me but we haven't gotten far enough along to tell if she is real. She is nasty if she is real.Ans she has already flaked out. Don't bother with her.
Chicago Monger
10-20-16, 20:08
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5837918919.html
I cant get the pic to upload, I have upload plenty, not sure if anything has changed
I know she's been much discussed, but I just saw Joanne in Hillside for a lingam massage. She contacted me through one of my CL posts. She's very friendly and I had a decent time. It's really more than just a simple HJ. She tries to bring you to a different level. I got lucky and was able to finish Russian style (which is not normally on the menu). Don't know if I'll go back, but it was worth at least one trip. If you're interested in seeing her, now is the time: she said she will be out of commission for awhile starting in November.
I know she's been much discussed, but I just saw Joanne in Hillside for a lingam massage. She contacted me through one of my CL posts. She's very friendly and I had a decent time. It's really more than just a simple HJ. She tries to bring you to a different level. I got lucky and was able to finish Russian style (which is not normally on the menu). Don't know if I'll go back, but it was worth at least one trip. If you're interested in seeing her, now is the time: she said she will be out of commission for awhile starting in November.I've seen her once earlier this year. Had a great time. She's a nice lady. But she scaled back her menu for whatever reason. I haven't been back since then. I don't plan on seeing her again.
Been seeing Princess for more than a year. It's hard to catch her ads, but if you do she is well worth a visit. Screen capture of latest post below. Sometimes she is looking for specific things (as in this ad). Other times, she's open to lots of things. I go for the tits and her great personality. She's super smart and great company, and I always leave satisfied. She seems to be very low volume.
Been seeing Princess for more than a year. It's hard to catch her ads, but if you do she is well worth a visit. Screen capture of latest post below. Sometimes she is looking for specific things (as in this ad). Other times, she's open to lots of things. I go for the tits and her great personality. She's super smart and great company, and I always leave satisfied. She seems to be very low volume.In what section do you see her adds?
In what section do you see her adds?Casual encounters, w4 m. Search for mundelein.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5842374162.html
She came to my work in loop and gave me bbbjcimws for. 6.
Whamster123
10-23-16, 16:07
First time trying CL, wanted to see if this ad is legit. Messaged me with her location and a pic.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5842374162.html
She came to my work in loop and gave me bbbjcimws for. 6.
First time trying CL, wanted to see if this ad is legit. Messaged me with her location and a pic.According to Telchiman she is legit.
Rocket Dork
10-24-16, 08:41
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5842374162.html
She came to my work in loop and gave me bbbjcimws for. 6.You let her come to your work? What if she shows up this week and ask for money? Says she will create a scene if she does not get any. I see so many negatives in this situation. Just my 2 cents. Rocket Dork.
FrankyCando
10-24-16, 15:37
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5842374162.html
She came to my work in loop and gave me bbbjcimws for. 6.If she is the chunky nerdy acting one, then she also visits me at work as well almost every other week. If its her she safe as heck.
Anyone know if Sue from Geneva is still working? I know she moved to another town. Just curious if she is still available.
Sam Singer
10-24-16, 22:59
If she is the chunky nerdy acting one, then she also visits me at work as well almost every other week. If its her she safe as heck.You guys have walled offices at work? How does this thing work? What is the ruse?
FrankyCando
10-25-16, 18:42
You guys have walled offices at work? How does this thing work? What is the ruse?In my case I'm a one man show, just me here so its easy to have them drop by for a quickie.
Rocket Dork
10-25-16, 18:59
Anyone know if Sue from Geneva is still working? I know she moved to another town. Just curious if she is still available.I lost her info also. Does anyone have her info? Thanks Rocket Dork.
She does nude cleaning and massage and lists in the CL services section.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/5842757033.html
Diginonomous
10-27-16, 10:18
She does nude cleaning and massage and lists in the CL services section.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/5842757033.htmlHaven't met her but she's emailed me several times and another member as well. Was expensive to me so I stopped replying back.
Haven't met her but she's emailed me several times and another member as well. Was expensive to me so I stopped replying back.How expensive is she?
Pleasur Awaits
10-28-16, 10:51
First time trying CL, wanted to see if this ad is legit. Messaged me with her location and a pic.Most of the stuff on CL now, in my experience, is girls trying to get your credit card on their "verification" site or get your phone number for spam. If you get a reply with a link in it, just forget it. I did get one good reply on CL. She turned out to be a nutty lefty ideologue who didn't want to fuck a married man out of loyalty to the womanhood, but she followed up a second time (needed money) and had more enlightened principles and proved to be a great lay. But CL takes a lot of work and is loaded with scams.
But if you got a location and a pic, you're ahead of the game. Just watch for those who lure you in and then want to give only a massage. Good luck, and take care. Let us know what happens.
ZeroDark13
10-29-16, 03:36
Most of the stuff on CL now, in my experience, is girls trying to get your credit card on their "verification" site or get your phone number for spam. If you get a reply with a link in it, just forget it. I did get one good reply on CL. She turned out to be a nutty lefty ideologue who didn't want to fuck a married man out of loyalty to the womanhood, but she followed up a second time (needed money) and had more enlightened principles and proved to be a great lay. But CL takes a lot of work and is loaded with scams.
But if you got a location and a pic, you're ahead of the game. Just watch for those who lure you in and then want to give only a massage. Good luck, and take care. Let us know what happens.I was so glad to shut her up by filling her mouth with my cock. Maybe we should trade.
StanleyStankas
10-29-16, 10:46
I was so glad to shut her up by filling her mouth with my cock. Maybe we should trade.I have had x gf's I finally thought that was the only real answer! Ha! There's a provider in washington goes by "kelly anderson" eros type girl. I have been tracking her 4 quite awhile now. Have spoken w / her only once, however when I look at her bio (by her of course) it's all about her, her, her and how intelligent, diverse, wonderful, exciting she is! Earth to kelly and all other providers- you're a f**king w**re! Guys pay you money to stick their thing into your orifices! Think pin cushion! BTW- this 1 is conservative and in washington dc!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/crs/5843495097.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/crs/5850046847.html
Decent body, quoted 100/ hour for nude modeling at her place. Donation hit the stratosphere for adult action.
Hockey Guy
10-30-16, 13:23
Wow, as the title suggests here I guess Sunday is "Spammer" day on the CL. The fake ads are just flooding into the site. You can't flag them fast enough.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/crs/5843495097.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/crs/5850046847.html
Decent body, quoted 100/ hour for nude modeling at her place. Donation hit the stratosphere for adult action.So Zeus, did you contract with her for modeling?
My experience (not related to modeling, massage or escort) is that I would avoid her. She is obviously wearing a wig and is probably for chemo treatments. Her body has some deformities that she hides in the photos. I feel sorry for her that she has had to resort to adult services. She is bright, intelligent, but strange and a few nuts short of a Payday bar.
So Zeus, did you contract with her for modeling?
My experience (not related to modeling, massage or escort) is that I would avoid her. She is obviously wearing a wig and is probably for chemo treatments. Her body has some deformities that she hides in the photos. I feel sorry for her that she has had to resort to adult services. She is bright, intelligent, but strange and a few nuts short of a Payday bar.I traded emails with her about one of her modeling ads. Suggested that $50/ hour might be more in line with rates one can get for nude images on an actual photography / modeling board. Offered to do TFP with her in exchange for providing her professional quality pictures she could use in future ads. Also offered to set up a site for her on a photography/modeling board. She never responded back. I would put that in the category of difficult to deal with.
Christer40
11-01-16, 14:30
With all this BBW talk, does anyone have a BBW they can connect me with? Private message please. Would really appreciate it.Please PM me as well if anyone has info on BBWs. Very interested.
Appreciate it.
Anyone see her? She just do massage or more available?
She does not appear to be Rose from Oak Lawn, who only does massage.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/5857512031.html
Screen grab attached in case post is gone.
HornyMale2016
11-02-16, 23:09
Found a newbie girl, petite. Big tits.
Only into accommodating fetishes, no penetration. You must get a room, she can't host. No AA.
Anya (773) XXX-3480 west burbs.
SouthpawTom
11-03-16, 10:57
Please PM me as well if anyone has info on BBWs. Very interested.
Appreciate it.Look for Miss Kimmie in this forum. She aims to please, though her times are sort of limited.
HornyMale2016
11-03-16, 15:57
Not sure why her digits didn't show up. [Deleted by Admin]
Because posting digits is against the rules maybe
A2
HornyMale2016
11-03-16, 17:58
(773) Ex Ex Ex-three four eight zero.
I can write numbers as well.
Nice pics
A2
Hellatrouble123
11-03-16, 20:55
Talked to her yesterday wanted200 for nude, 80 tank&shorts 140 bikini.
She does 1/2 hr for 1/2 the rates. Nice bod on pics but hopefully nice face. Haven't pulled trigger. I flat our asked for how her massage ends and she replied 🖐.
Anyone see her? She just do massage or more available?
She does not appear to be Rose from Oak Lawn, who only does massage.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/5857512031.html
Screen grab attached in case post is gone.
If anyone cares, I tried to see if she would teach a little Russian and she quoted me $$$ for a hh. Which is crazy. I may just go for the tank and shorts option to get an idea of what she's like. Will report back if I do.
Talked to her yesterday wanted200 for nude, 80 tank&shorts 140 bikini.
She does 1/2 hr for 1/2 the rates. Nice bod on pics but hopefully nice face. Haven't pulled trigger. I flat our asked for how her massage ends and she replied 🖐.
If anyone cares, I tried to see if she would teach a little Russian and she quoted me $$$ for a hh. Which is crazy. I may just go for the tank and shorts option to get an idea of what she's like. Will report back if I do.Damn, I've run into a few women who thought their 'favours' were worth their weight in gold, but this is completely ridiculous! You could almost have full-on sex with a porn star for those prices.
TenderFoot1
11-07-16, 14:06
Saw Karen the other day, services were spectacular as usual. Mentioned that she usually responds to emails but was out of town when people started wondering when and if she was returning. Her response was had to deal with some personal issues that's all but back at it.
CoolPatrick
11-07-16, 17:02
Damn, I've run into a few women who thought their 'favours' were worth their weight in gold, but this is completely ridiculous! You could almost have full-on sex with a porn star for those prices.You are right that with that kind of money it's possible to fuck a porn star, or at least you just need to put up a bit more (think Holly Berry XXX).
But sadly, I wish we all can fuck the a-liners like Katrina Jade and Elsa Jean with around three hundred dollars. They are visiting Chicago soon, and yeah, you need 1200 1600 to be able to see them for one hour. Oh, and they offer doubles, and judging from their twitter accounts, they seem to be comfortable with each other, so the double will be genuinely good.
So, after a few days of back and forth, I finally saw Anya. You guys can see the pics a few posts back: that's exactly what she looks like (in fact, one of the bras she's wearing in the pics is what she had on when I saw her). To me, her body is about as good as it gets (she's short and thin with full, perky D tits). She's a hot MILF. I picked her up and brought her back to my place. NO FS, but I definitely got what I wanted. She's talkative and friendly, and seemed pretty into it, so I had a great time. Her rates are all over the place, depending on what you want to do (so you'll have to ask HER).
She said all you mongers who have been texting her with hardcore fetishes are barking up the wrong tree; she's only into lighter stuff. She prefers calls rather than texts.
Found a newbie girl, petite. Big tits.
Only into accommodating fetishes, no penetration. You must get a room, she can't host. No AA.
Anya (773) XXX-3480 west burbs.
DMichaels69
11-08-16, 11:49
I always keep the conversation discreet and normal. I would think detailed questions / scenarios would scare them away and quite frankly its creepy.
So, after a few days of back and forth, I finally saw Anya. You guys can see the pics a few posts back: that's exactly what she looks like (in fact, one of the bras she's wearing in the pics is what she had on when I saw her). To me, her body is about as good as it gets (she's short and thin with full, perky D tits). She's a hot MILF. I picked her up and brought her back to my place. NO FS, but I definitely got what I wanted. She's talkative and friendly, and seemed pretty into it, so I had a great time. Her rates are all over the place, depending on what you want to do (so you'll have to ask HER).
She said all you mongers who have been texting her with hardcore fetishes are barking up the wrong tree; she's only into lighter stuff. She prefers calls rather than texts.
RobertWi69
11-08-16, 11:52
So, after a few days of back and forth, I finally saw Anya. You guys can see the pics a few posts back: that's exactly what she looks like (in fact, one of the bras she's wearing in the pics is what she had on when I saw her). To me, her body is about as good as it gets (she's short and thin with full, perky D tits). She's a hot MILF. I picked her up and brought her back to my place. NO FS, but I definitely got what I wanted. She's talkative and friendly, and seemed pretty into it, so I had a great time. Her rates are all over the place, depending on what you want to do (so you'll have to ask HER).
She said all you mongers who have been texting her with hardcore fetishes are barking up the wrong tree; she's only into lighter stuff. She prefers calls rather than texts.Where did you pick her up? City, burbs, south, west, north? How does one get in touch with her? I found no ad using what's available of a phone number.
Any seen her? She responded to my CL post looking for a massage. Said $ for the hour.
There is no ad currently. She's in the west burbs.
Where did you pick her up? City, burbs, south, west, north? How does one get in touch with her? I found no ad using what's available of a phone number.
MwmChicago
11-08-16, 23:11
Oh man, answered an ad today and quickly heard back. Email was almost illegible, sounded like a crack head. Replied, or perhaps it was my little head doing the typing. 3 hours later she sent me a couple of frantic crack head messages. Proceed with cation but for me I'll always pass on one like this. Drugs are bad M'kay.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/5866478833.html
MwmChicago
11-08-16, 23:13
Oh man, answered an ad today and quickly heard back. Email was almost illegible, sounded like a crack head. Replied, or perhaps it was my little head doing the typing. 3 hours later she sent me a couple of frantic crack head messages. Proceed with cation but for me I'll always pass on one like this. Drugs are bad M'kay.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/5866478833.htmlHere's her ad;.
Real and ready!! - w4 m (Oak park) hide this posting.
Body: athletic.
Age: 35.
I'm real ready prefer to host but not a must. Pic for pic available now. Please only reply if your available now truly want to meet and not playing games. Hope to hear from someone soooooon.
Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers.
MwmChicago
11-08-16, 23:14
Any seen her? She responded to my CL post looking for a massage. Said $ for the hour.Damn, keep us posted. She looks like a woman I'd like a "massage" from!
DMichaels69
11-09-16, 13:07
Anyone see this one?
http://trish312.wixsite.com/massagebytrish
Chicago Monger
11-09-16, 17:40
I have not see her but I do have a number. ONLY seniors with 2 stars or more, ok.
Please have something to trade that's not on BP. Thanks.
I have not see her but I do have a number. ONLY seniors with 2 stars or more, ok.
Please have something to trade that's not on BP. Thanks.I never understood what the stars meant, can someone quickly explain?
Chicago Monger
11-09-16, 20:57
I never understood what the stars meant, can someone quickly explain?I think of them as levels. You get more with posts.
I never understood what the stars meant, can someone quickly explain?I was wondering also.
Why is that a member who has 9 posts has 1 star the same as some members with over 200 posts?
If you mouse over the "star" it says "venue contributor level". Don't know what that means.
Doesn't matter, just curious.
AJ.
I never understood what the stars meant, can someone quickly explain?Found this in the FAQ's. This may or may not be the correct answer.
The forums allow you to rate threads between 1 star (terrible) and 5 stars (excellent). Once enough votes are cast for a thread, stars will appear next to its name in the listings. These show the average vote, and can be an easy way to see which threads are worth reading if you are on a busy forum.
On the forum viewing page you can also arrange threads by rating, with either the highest or lowest at the top.
It therefore makes sense to rate threads because it helps all users. To do this, click on the 'rate thread' link at the top of the thread viewing page. Choose the number of stars you feel best represents the quality of the thread. You may or may not be able to change your choice of rating at a later date.
Oh man, answered an ad today and quickly heard back. Email was almost illegible, sounded like a crack head. Replied, or perhaps it was my little head doing the typing. 3 hours later she sent me a couple of frantic crack head messages. Proceed with cation but for me I'll always pass on one like this. Drugs are bad M'kay.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cas/5866478833.htmlUnless your dealing with asians, 'Oak Park' listings are just code for the nasty west side of chicago.
Any seen her? She responded to my CL post looking for a massage. Said $ for the hour.So I drove out to meet this one and since she did not send face I took a chance. She seems nice but light skinned AA with dreds was not attractive to me so I passed. She did not match the pic provided as I'm thinking clean cut business professional type.
Anyone seen this one? She seems very nice will see her this week.
Member #5884
11-10-16, 14:43
Anyone seen this one? She seems very nice will see her this week.Looks nice.
MwmChicago
11-10-16, 19:09
Unless your dealing with asians, 'Oak Park' listings are just code for the nasty west side of chicago.Good point, although I did meet one who was black and actually did live in OP. Lost touch with her unfortunately.
You are right that with that kind of money it's possible to fuck a porn star, or at least you just need to put up a bit more (think Holly Berry XXX).
But sadly, I wish we all can fuck the a-liners like Katrina Jade and Elsa Jean with around three hundred dollars. They are visiting Chicago soon, and yeah, you need 1200 1600 to be able to see them for one hour. Oh, and they offer doubles, and judging from their twitter accounts, they seem to be comfortable with each other, so the double will be genuinely good.Which site did you see that those pornstars are visiting soon? Curious.
CoolPatrick
11-11-16, 11:35
Which site did you see that those pornstars are visiting soon? Curious.Katrina Jade's booker posted an ad on TER Chicago ad board. It only said she has another company on the same tour and will provide duo, didn't say who.
Then I checked out KJ's P411 profile, which said that Elsa Jean is traveling with KJ. Then I checked out their twitter accounts, both had same set of duo photos indicating their tour dates and locations.
They are arguably the current a-liners. Just check out porn hub if anyone is interested in their work or popularity.
ChicagoGoer
11-11-16, 20:57
After two emails from separate addresses still no reply. Leaving this here before it's flagged / removed in hopes someone has better luck than me.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5869362040.html
After two emails from separate addresses still no reply. Leaving this here before it's flagged / removed in hopes someone has better luck than me.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5869362040.htmlThere's an ad posted by a girl looking for work in Wrigleyville. I texted her. She responded. When I asked if she has a place to play. No response.
After two emails from separate addresses still no reply. Leaving this here before it's flagged / removed in hopes someone has better luck than me.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5869362040.htmlI'm 99% positive that she posted a backpage ad under adult jobs about 2 months ago, looking for a cheap apartment / assistance. She was using a South Carolina area code and her out-of-state ads suggested an expanded menu. I'll check to see if I saved the ad.
Can you guys who use kik talk to me a little about it? A decent amount of non-pro women I've encountered on CL have requested that as a means to communicate before meeting. And I know I've probably missed out on a couple of meetings because I don't have it. So, what's the deal with it? Is it mobile only? Is it 100% anonymous? Can I easily hide its activity on my phone? Would love to hear whatever you feel are its advantages and disadvantages for talking with random people you don't know.
I put an ad on CL for the first time in years and got a response. Anyone familiar with her?
There's an ad posted by a girl looking for work in Wrigleyville. I texted her. She responded. When I asked if she has a place to play. No response.Her ad was back on CL this morning. I haven't contacted her. I have no intent on seeing her after she stop responding to my texts.
After two emails from separate addresses still no reply. Leaving this here before it's flagged / removed in hopes someone has better luck than me.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/res/5869362040.htmlI had been texting with her for about a week and had even got so far as to talk about meeting but then radio silence starting yesterday.
Can you guys who use kik talk to me a little about it? A decent amount of non-pro women I've encountered on CL have requested that as a means to communicate before meeting. And I know I've probably missed out on a couple of meetings because I don't have it. So, what's the deal with it? Is it mobile only? Is it 100% anonymous? Can I easily hide its activity on my phone? Would love to hear whatever you feel are its advantages and disadvantages for talking with random people you don't know.It is anonymous as long as your username and profile pic don't reveal anything. I leave my profile pic blank. It's basically an instant message program like Yahoo messenger for us old farts.
As far as hiding it on your phone, I am sure you can turn off all notifications. However, the safest thing to do if you don't want anyone seeing anything if they pick up your phone is to log out / exit the application. It's kinda confusing to do but if done successfully, the next time it's launched, it will require a password and wipes all previous chats, but keeps your list of chat buddies.
MwmChicago
11-13-16, 17:28
It is anonymous as long as your username and profile pic don't reveal anything. I leave my profile pic blank. It's basically an instant message program like Yahoo messenger for us old farts.
As far as hiding it on your phone, I am sure you can turn off all notifications. However, the safest thing to do if you don't want anyone seeing anything if they pick up your phone is to log out / exit the application. It's kinda confusing to do but if done successfully, the next time it's launched, it will require a password and wipes all previous chats, but keeps your list of chat buddies.Every woman I've encountered using kik always tries to send me to ashlymadison.com.
Rocket Dork
11-13-16, 18:06
Gilf answered my ad. Really horrible looking picture but I went anyway. BBw who takes a poor picture, she's a 4. Norma (who names their kid that) was a fun time, great head (how come bbws always give great head?) LOL! Will probably repeat (did not cost me anything) she's nice and she has a nice place. Not sure if she wants any friends yet. Rocket Dork.
StanleyStankas
11-13-16, 20:23
Gilf answered my ad. Really horrible looking picture but I went anyway. BBw who takes a poor picture, she's a 4. Norma (who names their kid that) was a fun time, great head (how come bbws always give great head?) LOL! Will probably repeat (did not cost me anything) she's nice and she has a nice place. Not sure if she wants any friends yet. Rocket Dork.Can get it for free! You need to do seminars on mongering.
Every woman I've encountered using kik always tries to send me to ashlymadison.com.I cannot believe that website still exists considering they lied to their users about their security, then got hacked and people's info was dumped to the internet. AM is nothing but a fancy scam site.
Al Melrose
11-14-16, 03:01
Can get it for free! You need to do seminars on mongering.Just the fact that he gets a real person to respond to a CL ad is enough to give a seminar.
StanleyStankas
11-14-16, 10:14
Just the fact that he gets a real person to respond to a CL ad is enough to give a seminar.It can happen albeit rarely. There is a lot of great intel / info on this forum on how to make it happen still on CL. I did it. As most all if not all of you already know, mostly it's spam, scam, bait and switch and just caaahhhrazzzy people that want to keep busy w / endless emails, however I did find 3 legit ladies. it's been a few years now 1 was trying to work up the ladder to be an eros girl that was still hustling off of bp, 2 was traveling with friends and a non pro and 3 was a local looking for extra money, but again one must be really willing to do a ton of due diligence to get anything out of it. But agree dork rules our world! oh btw- my luck was mostly all after the uncle leo take down of cl and their adult sections even though it's all still there between the lines! over all descriptions would be all caucasian, 21 to 35 ish, even the 35 y/o had a nice bod and face. money range was in the $$ but not clock watchers at all. philosophy was as long as it took! for my sorry ol a** that could be 3 minutes or 3 days!
HornyMale2016
11-15-16, 14:25
I had a dream with Anya. Her body is as her pics and tits very firm. Very hot MILF, I highly recommend her.
ZeroDark13
11-15-16, 20:36
I had a dream with Anya. Her body is as her pics and tits very firm. Very hot MILF, I highly recommend her.I've seen more information written in large letters on the backs of matchbooks.
HornyMale2016
11-15-16, 21:54
I've seen more information written in large letters on the backs of matchbooks.She doesn't advertise. Met her thru mutual friend. I posted her pics a few threads back. She's even hotter in person. Great personality and very accommodating. Pm for number. She's only into lightweight fetishes. A little on high end but was worth it.
XxAmateurxX
11-15-16, 22:59
I met this girl for an hour massage. Damage $ it was a nice time, she is very friendly once you meet her in person.
Friendly Jacob
11-16-16, 00:05
Assuming that he is referring to Craigslist, I could only find this - "http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bts/5872458260.html".
I am happy with my eyebrows as they are unless we get more info.
I've seen more information written in large letters on the backs of matchbooks.
I had a dream with Anya. Her body is as her pics and tits very firm. Very hot MILF, I highly recommend her.
HornyMale2016
11-16-16, 00:59
Assuming that he is referring to Craigslist, I could only find this - "http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bts/5872458260.html".
I am happy with my eyebrows as they are unless we get more info.She's not on CL. She said she doesn't use computer.
Rocket Dork
11-16-16, 11:26
Saw my tiny little latina friend last night. Awesome body and she is now into anal. Life is good. Can't share info, tried that once and you guys shut her phone down. LOL! Rocket dork.
Saw my tiny little latina friend last night. Awesome body and she is now into anal. Life is good. Can't share info, tried that once and you guys shut her phone down. LOL! Rocket dork.Are you referring to Tiny Love?
I haven't been able to see her again since it's a bit of a drive for me, but she's looking for friends and said I could share her number, so PM me if interested. I do not have pics. You can try to catch her most recent ad though: http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5875570609.html.
Saw Tiffany up in Glenview who occasionally posts in the CE section with the post title, "Helping Hand. " Sorry, no screen capture, and the ad has been deleted already. She's a larger black woman who hosts in her apartment. Her tits are quite large. She is nice. Rates are low. An OK time was had. PM me for details if interested.
Rocket Dork
11-16-16, 17:20
Are you referring to Tiny Love?Are you a friend too? LOL! Rocket Dork.
Lisa responded to one of my CL posts. She lives on the west side. The pic she sent me (below, which looked so very promising) is probably 10 years and 80 pounds ago. And there was an odor. I could barely perform. So, take heed.
HornyMale2016
11-16-16, 22:53
Listen guys, I posted a newbie on here. Anya. She's changing her menu but didn't say what. She was scared earlier today by someone from site. What she agrees to on phone is what is agreed. She's not going to change once you have her in your car. And man handling her was quite rude. You know who you are. Now you made her more scared and costed her meets today. Have respect buddy!
Lisa responded to one of my CL posts. She lives on the west side. The pic she sent me (below, which looked so very promising) is probably 10 years and 80 pounds ago. And there was an odor. I could barely perform. So, take heed.An odor. LOL you can only hold your breath for so long.
Chicago Monger
11-17-16, 13:39
This one answered my ad. But I did not bit. She said she was at the shamrock on 38 and Cic.
Didn't sound safe. But she also said. Would travel for car date.
I have not seen her but do have digits.
TheSwampHawk
11-17-16, 15:04
This one answered my ad. But I did not bit. She said she was at the shamrock on 38 and Cic.
Didn't sound safe. But she also said. Would travel for car date.
I have not seen her but do have digits.That's Zoe, whom we know and have enjoyed in Denver. Know she travels from time to time. Several reviews exist about her on various boards. I've seen her twice.
Summary: Rocker / hippie chick who's usually a good value when she's priced right. Pics accurate, service moderate to above average, seems to enjoy Greek, you'll usually reek of cigarette smoke when you leave, so plan accordingly (for me, even though I hate that, it's worth it--I do own more than one set of clothes!) Some consensus that her best service is oral, I know a few guys who see her just for that. Not exceptional, but great value. I recommend, IF what I've shared appeals to you.
Happy Hunting, Stay Safe.
-SH.
TheSwampHawk
11-17-16, 15:07
This one answered my ad. But I did not bit. She said she was at the shamrock on 38 and Cic.
Didn't sound safe. But she also said. Would travel for car date.
I have not seen her but do have digits.Hit "Upload" too quickly. Here's a link to Zoe. Phone search will give you lots more.
http://escortbabylon.net/#denver / photos /7209008162/7545856.
HH, SS-.
-SH.
ZeroDark13
11-20-16, 02:45
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/5884651316.html
She's about as curvy as a grocery bag full of potatoes. If you've always wanted to have sex with a smelly fat girl in a creepy basement, here's your opportunity.
Any good reviews from mj?
Rocket Dork
11-20-16, 17:47
Woman answered my ad. Early 40's MILF needing money looking for friend. Great breasts, very passionate and a nice woman. You could tell she has not been with a man in a while. And she lives 10 minutes from me. Rocket Dork.
HornyMale2016
11-20-16, 22:41
She wanted me to tell you men she's looking for action and she changed her menu. You have to inquire with her via phone. She prefers to talk than text, not wanting to leave a paper trial. She's in Elmhurst but can sometimes be picked up in Hillside. She doesn't advertise anywhere but here.
Seems like this section is heating up with Christmas just around the corner. Besides Heidi there are a few ads that look interesting.
So, I responded to an ad this weekend and ended up getting a legit reply from someone actually interested in meeting. Got a room in the NW burbs and before too long knocking at my door was a sexy, young, immigrant with amazing tits. We had fun all night long and the next morning, and all it cost me was the price of the room. I think this is only the second time that I've seen someone for free when responding to others' ads. Occasionally it pays off.
Seems like this section is heating up with Christmas just around the corner. Besides Heidi there are a few ads that look interesting.I might have to check that out. Last CL contact I made wanted 270 for car date BJ LOL.
Woman answered my ad. Early 40's MILF needing money looking for friend. Great breasts, very passionate and a nice woman. You could tell she has not been with a man in a while. And she lives 10 minutes from me. Rocket Dork.Those are the best.
CL seems to be heating up in general with the holidays coming up. Been getting a lot of hits lately in the casual encounters section, too.
Seems like this section is heating up with Christmas just around the corner. Besides Heidi there are a few ads that look interesting.
Seems like this section is heating up with Christmas just around the corner. Besides Heidi there are a few ads that look interesting.Heidi is all over the place in CL. Has been for months.
Is she a "she" or are the pics she sent me deceiving. Could be just the angle but can't make up my mind.
AJ.
I might have to check that out. Last CL contact I made wanted 270 for car date BJ LOL.Some of the pics in the girl's ads look TGTBT. At least Heidi's pics are really her.
Long time member. Rare poster. And had to make a new acct to make this post, but it's helpful info for the monger community.
TOFTT at Masajnow since there's like ZERO info out there. Interesting visit. Dumpy nondescript storefront on Belmont. Text to schedule was as advertised, and that worked fine. Fast, no hassle. The service is exactly as they describe on their website. Truthfully, it was an interesting and not completely unenjoyable experience, but with a few drawbacks. I had a half hour four hand. Didn't ask for that, but was offered, so what the hell, right? It's like a half hour table shower, scrub and rub, a little massage, then lotion whole body. Girls were nice. Dressed in shorts and sports bra type tops (a uniform of sorts). Minimal roaming allowed, and take 'minimal' literally. Everything got washed / scrubbed well. But nothing I'd consider erotic. The one gal had a nice tiny butt, and I popped half a chubby playing with that, but not enough 'fun' to get full mast.
The downside, other than not even a HE. The portable massage table they use is friggin tiny. Not the right equipment for the service. And wobbly. And though thinly padded, was actually uncomfortable to lay on, front or back side. I was glad it was just a half hour. Got soap in my eyes multiple times. It would have been a whole lot nicer with a decent table, a pillow that's not a sopping wet towel, and / or an asian who knows how to give a good TS. Was hard to get redressed and stay dry. The whole tiny room is just swamped in water.
Total damage for 1/2 hr 4 hand was. 65 and tipped each girl. 1 just to be nice. Won't repeat here. But I really like this concept. It could be so much better.
Heidi is all over the place in CL. Has been for months.
Is she a "she" or are the pics she sent me deceiving. Could be just the angle but can't make up my mind.
AJ.There are a few reports on Heidi that say she is a real lady. One reported that she cleaned his office in the nude. But he didn't play with her. I haven't seen her. I probably won't see Heidi in the foreseeable future. I have enough girls to play with.
Long time member. Rare poster. And had to make a new acct to make this post, but it's helpful info for the monger community.
TOFTT at Masajnow since there's like ZERO info out there. Interesting visit. Dumpy nondescript storefront on Belmont. Text to schedule was as advertised, and that worked fine. Fast, no hassle. The service is exactly as they describe on their website. Truthfully, it was an interesting and not completely unenjoyable experience, but with a few drawbacks. I had a half hour four hand. Didn't ask for that, but was offered, so what the hell, right? It's like a half hour table shower, scrub and rub, a little massage, then lotion whole body. Girls were nice. Dressed in shorts and sports bra type tops (a uniform of sorts). Minimal roaming allowed, and take 'minimal' literally. Everything got washed / scrubbed well. But nothing I'd consider erotic. The one gal had a nice tiny butt, and I popped half a chubby playing with that, but not enough 'fun' to get full mast.
The downside, other than not even a HE. The portable massage table they use is friggin tiny. Not the right equipment for the service. And wobbly. And though thinly padded, was actually uncomfortable to lay on, front or back side. I was glad it was just a half hour. Got soap in my eyes multiple times. It would have been a whole lot nicer with a decent table, a pillow that's not a sopping wet towel, and / or an asian who knows how to give a good TS. Was hard to get redressed and stay dry. The whole tiny room is just swamped in water.
Total damage for 1/2 hr 4 hand was. 65 and tipped each girl. 1 just to be nice. Won't repeat here. But I really like this concept. It could be so much better.They've been talked about in the massage thread a few times, mostly under the heading Turkish Bath. It mostly seems to be a YMMV place, I was at the original on Broadway and had a good time with the lady who advertises bath services by herself now. Sounds like it's going downhill which is too bad for a different experience, plus the price and distance makes it a pass for me.
-w.
They've been talked about in the massage thread a few times, mostly under the heading Turkish Bath. It mostly seems to be a YMMV place, I was at the original on Broadway and had a good time with the lady who advertises bath services by herself now. Sounds like it's going downhill which is too bad for a different experience, plus the price and distance makes it a pass for me.
-w.I actually tried to schedule with her (Denise), but didn't get a reply til the next day, when I was out of the game. Looking forward to that session still. I like this concept. Particularly the whole milfy goodness of a more 'experienced' gal. Perhaps a little roleplay might be in the cards if she's game.
Jammit.
Any good reviews from mj?I've seen MJ a few times now. Good Value with full completion and she will gulp it all down. Pick her up at a Big Box store then take a short ride to the forest preserve. She is a smoker.
WhiteSox2005
11-22-16, 13:43
Long time member. Rare poster. And had to make a new acct to make this post, but it's helpful info for the monger community.
TOFTT at Masajnow since there's like ZERO info out there. Interesting visit. Dumpy nondescript storefront on Belmont. Text to schedule was as advertised, and that worked fine. Fast, no hassle. The service is exactly as they describe on their website. Truthfully, it was an interesting and not completely unenjoyable experience, but with a few drawbacks. I had a half hour four hand. Didn't ask for that, but was offered, so what the hell, right? It's like a half hour table shower, scrub and rub, a little massage, then lotion whole body. Girls were nice. Dressed in shorts and sports bra type tops (a uniform of sorts). Minimal roaming allowed, and take 'minimal' literally. Everything got washed / scrubbed well. But nothing I'd consider erotic. The one gal had a nice tiny butt, and I popped half a chubby playing with that, but not enough 'fun' to get full mast.
The downside, other than not even a HE. The portable massage table they use is friggin tiny. Not the right equipment for the service. And wobbly. And though thinly padded, was actually uncomfortable to lay on, front or back side. I was glad it was just a half hour. Got soap in my eyes multiple times. It would have been a whole lot nicer with a decent table, a pillow that's not a sopping wet towel, and / or an asian who knows how to give a good TS. Was hard to get redressed and stay dry. The whole tiny room is just swamped in water.
Total damage for 1/2 hr 4 hand was. 65 and tipped each girl. 1 just to be nice. Won't repeat here. But I really like this concept. It could be so much better.Like you mentioned. This is a great idea and concept. Add a rain shower, with a bigger table and we are in business, ha. I have gotten He 3 times here but struck out more than that here. One girl got half naked with me. Roaming everywhere. But, I don't think she works there anymore. I will go back, when I'm too lazy to go home and shower after work. Hh, 65.4 hands. Not a bad price or experience. I did fall asleep last time when I was there. I thought I was drowning.
Be safe and Happy hunting.
MwmChicago
11-22-16, 18:41
Woman answered my ad. Early 40's MILF needing money looking for friend. Great breasts, very passionate and a nice woman. You could tell she has not been with a man in a while. And she lives 10 minutes from me. Rocket Dork.Did she claim to be from Oak Brook? Was supposed to hook up with one from OB tonight; 40 why / o, big tits, green eyes, seems like a rookie and very hot. Anyone else know this one? Would really like to fuck her!
MwmChicago
11-22-16, 18:46
She wanted me to tell you men she's looking for action and she changed her menu. You have to inquire with her via phone. She prefers to talk than text, not wanting to leave a paper trial. She's in Elmhurst but can sometimes be picked up in Hillside. She doesn't advertise anywhere but here.Are you willing to share her contact info with me via PM? I'm very close to Elmhurst. Thanks!
Umm, she's totally my type! Let me know if you see her and she wants additional friends. Or if you don't see her and want someone to TOFTT. Because I'll do it in a second.
Did she claim to be from Oak Brook? Was supposed to hook up with one from OB tonight; 40 why / o, big tits, green eyes, seems like a rookie and very hot. Anyone else know this one? Would really like to fuck her!
Is anyone here familiar with Eva? 87th and Ridgeland area?
MwmChicago
11-23-16, 18:36
Umm, she's totally my type! Let me know if you see her and she wants additional friends. Or if you don't see her and want someone to TOFTT. Because I'll do it in a second.She completely flaked on me. Too bad!
FrankyCando
11-23-16, 19:27
Got lucky on CL. A few emails then next day texting. In her low 50's but looks younger faced short and a little chunky.
Same 2nd day met for coffee and then a cheap motel. Clean and loves it all but no anal allowed and she drained me hard.
I didn't save the ad but keep checking every once in a while, her ad will read something like mature lady.
She might want to do 2 guys at once its on her fantasy list. I asked her if I can pass her info out to other safe fellas with same interest.
She told me to wait. So waiting.
total cost : coffee ,hotel room and 3 condoms .....cant beat that !
Got lucky on CL. A few emails then next day texting. In her low 50's but looks younger faced short and a little chunky.
Same 2nd day met for coffee and then a cheap motel. Clean and loves it all but no anal allowed and she drained me hard.
I didn't save the ad but keep checking every once in a while, her ad will read something like mature lady.
She might want to do 2 guys at once its on her fantasy list. I asked her if I can pass her info out to other safe fellas with same interest.
She told me to wait. So waiting.
total cost : coffee ,hotel room and 3 condoms .....cant beat that !Nice! I like them mature. If she decides she wants to see more guys I'd like to.
HornyMale2016
11-23-16, 21:45
I seen JoAnn again to experience what she is offering now. She does lingam massage. It's not a HJ like alot think but gives you a full body orgasm that's awesome right before you cum. I couldn't believe how my body felt, something worth trying for $50. If interested let me know I'll give you her number. Here's a link she sent me prior to meeting.
HornyMale2016
11-23-16, 21:49
sorry, here's the link.
https://youtu.be/bSl4U8_pYqc
Did she claim to be from Oak Brook? Was supposed to hook up with one from OB tonight; 40 why / o, big tits, green eyes, seems like a rookie and very hot. Anyone else know this one? Would really like to fuck her!Dang she is cute. If she ever gets shared. PM me! LOL.
I seen JoAnn again to experience what she is offering now. She does lingam massage. It's not a HJ like alot think but gives you a full body orgasm that's awesome right before you cum. I couldn't believe how my body felt, something worth trying for $50. If interested let me know I'll give you her number. Here's a link she sent me prior to meeting.Um, sucking cock does that too. Just sayin'.
HornyMale2016
11-25-16, 16:05
Um, sucking cock does that too. Just sayin'.Well I've never felt that kind of feeling from a BJ. Js.
Anyone know her? I responded to her ad and might see her tomorrow. Her boobs look weird in this pic, though, right?
Rocket Dork
11-25-16, 20:43
Woman answered my ad. Early 40's MILF needing money looking for friend. Great breasts, very passionate and a nice woman. You could tell she has not been with a man in a while. And she lives 10 minutes from me. Rocket Dork.Saw my new friend. She is just awesome. I enjoy a woman who gets into it. Rocket Dork.
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