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DMichaels69
11-22-15, 23:28
Its acne, that's all, and no issues for me.
There was some chatter about her Acne breakout. Is that still the case and if so, was that an issue?
I sent her an email and she has not responded yet.
Sam Singer
11-23-15, 00:45
Its acne, that's all, and no issues for me.Thanks. Hope she responds to my email.
Same to you and the others on the forum. Bob.
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well. Eat too much turkey and watch too much football. It is the law!
Wirelessone
11-23-15, 01:45
If so let me know. If not I will try to check her out in the next 2 weeks. She posts fairly regularly.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5322860634.html
Have you been to their website? Looks legit, little on the expensive side and I would say no extras. Check it out: http://www.chicagomassageandspa.com/.
If so let me know. If not I will try to check her out in the next 2 weeks. She posts fairly regularly.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5322860634.html
Its acne, that's all, and no issues for me.I will second DMichaels69 report. Acne is all it is, as she has been going through some VERY stressful times. She is a VERY sweet, young, single mom. So keep that in mind all you horn dogs out there. And For Sam and others who are feeling neglected, she is very low profile, gives regulars first pick, and will definitely answer everyones emails in time. So please hang on and when you DO see her, treat her with respect. Don't want her to get flaky on us like many of the other girls did once they became "famous" on this board.
G2.
If so let me know. If not I will try to check her out in the next 2 weeks. She posts fairly regularly.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5322860634.htmlThis one has been on my radar for awhile now also. If you beat me to her, please let us know how it went. Have been having to take care of my regulars lately and haven't had the opportunity to try newer talent. She looks wholesome and legit from what I can find out.
G2.
I have also met with Karen. She is a delightful woman and I certainly enjoyed my time with her. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.
Sam Singer
11-23-15, 19:00
I have also met with Karen. She is a delightful woman and I certainly enjoyed my time with her. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.Add me to those who had an enjoyable experience with Karen. I need to find time to see her more often. May be next year!
Kda Kodiac
11-23-15, 19:42
I will second DMichaels69 report. Acne is all it is, as she has been going through some VERY stressful times. She is a VERY sweet, young, single mom.
G2.A shame she is having rough times. As with Sam, I am waiting for the chance to get together with her on her terms.
AcrossTheUnive
11-25-15, 01:26
Met one of my regulars today. She is awesome! She came 8 times today! I counted! I put the towel on the bed now. Never have been with a squirter before I met this woman. Have only been dating my regulars lately, not looking for anyone new. Rocket Dork.Sent you a pm a bit ago. Thanks.
Pretty sure I have not seen any reports about her. Saw her very recently. Pics do not do her justice because she's better looking in-person. Stays way out in the boonies and due to logistics, I ended up going to her instead of the other way around as originally planned. She's an amputee and mentioned that upfront. She has a nice body with a nice rack and small waist but you wouldn't know it since she dresses like a skateboarder with oversized shirts. Lot of ink but not of the suicide girl variety. Noisy, sloppy and thorough is what I would describe the BBBJ. She allowed me to really have at it towards the end. I finished hard and she took care of it all without hesitation, so no napkins needed. Nice girl. Nice attitude. Never felt rushed. Distance is an issue for me but she's in Schaumburg from time to time so this will eliminate the travel issue big time. Some may not like the skateboarder-look but I was okay with it. I will repeat.
Stephen6868
11-25-15, 17:55
Pretty sure I have not seen any reports about her. Saw her very recently. Pics do not do her justice because she's better looking in-person. Stays way out in the boonies and due to logistics, I ended up going to her instead of the other way around as originally planned. She's an amputee and mentioned that upfront. She has a nice body with a nice rack and small waist but you wouldn't know it since she dresses like a skateboarder with oversized shirts. Lot of ink but not of the suicide girl variety. Noisy, sloppy and thorough is what I would describe the BBBJ. She allowed me to really have at it towards the end. I finished hard and she took care of it all without hesitation, so no napkins needed. Nice girl. Nice attitude. Never felt rushed. Distance is an issue for me but she's in Schaumburg from time to time so this will eliminate the travel issue big time. Some may not like the skateboarder-look but I was okay with it. I will repeat.I tried to pm you but your inbox is full. If you can share her info please pm me. Thanks and happy thanksgiving everyone.
Advertises $50 BJ. Any other info?
Advertises $50 BJ. Any other info?No idea but she sent another pic. I'm about to toftt and find out shortly.
Advertises $50 BJ. Any other info?She's legit and the girl in the pics. I was quoted a lower donation due to what my initial and only email sent to her said. She is talented (no gag reflex). There are some cons / red flags with her but enough pros to offset if you're thinking with the right head. She's only around for a very short time. That said, she saved my info and basically gave me the green light to call her whenever. Menu is available but only if she's thinks you're cool.
Diginonomous
11-26-15, 13:22
Hey Neckbeard. Clear your inbox. Trying to PM you.
She's legit and the girl in the pics. I was quoted a lower donation due to what my initial and only email sent to her said. She is talented (no gag reflex). There are some cons / red flags with her but enough pros to offset if you're thinking with the right head. She's only around for a very short time. That said, she saved my info and basically gave me the green light to call her whenever. Menu is available but only if she's thinks you're cool.Met with her the other day, she is very careful. Obviously. From what I found out, she is looking to get a regular hotel room after the holidays so she will be able to do more than just the car meet at the moment. She is worth a visit if you're in the area.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/5330529199.html
If anyone has any luck, please report back. She sounds like fun!
Wirelessone
11-27-15, 18:45
This one has been on my radar for awhile now also. If you beat me to her, please let us know how it went. Have been having to take care of my regulars lately and haven't had the opportunity to try newer talent. She looks wholesome and legit from what I can find out.
G2.Now that I see she is legit I will take a pass, I have a new batch of trimix that I want to try out on not so legit massage providers. LOL.
I had correspondence with Katie. Attached a pic. It's her except she now has blonde highlights. She offered BBBJ. 6 and full 1. 00 covered.
I opted for. 6 head. Great moves, could do it all but DT. She's usually near Cermak and Pulaski. Posts in CE in craigslist.
DancinToHouse
11-28-15, 20:19
Hey guys, been in contact with this one. Just wondering if she's legit.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5336098336.html
I've been trying to set something up with Sara. Friday she stopped answering my texts when trying to set something up for the afternoon. Yesterday tried texting again and no response.
Put in a good word for me? You can refer to me as RJ.
Thanks
Pretty sure I have not seen any reports about her. Saw her very recently. Pics do not do her justice because she's better looking in-person. Stays way out in the boonies and due to logistics, I ended up going to her instead of the other way around as originally planned. She's an amputee and mentioned that upfront. She has a nice body with a nice rack and small waist but you wouldn't know it since she dresses like a skateboarder with oversized shirts. Lot of ink but not of the suicide girl variety. Noisy, sloppy and thorough is what I would describe the BBBJ. She allowed me to really have at it towards the end. I finished hard and she took care of it all without hesitation, so no napkins needed. Nice girl. Nice attitude. Never felt rushed. Distance is an issue for me but she's in Schaumburg from time to time so this will eliminate the travel issue big time. Some may not like the skateboarder-look but I was okay with it. I will repeat..
I was looking at Craigslilst today and saw a lot of ads the said SSI & SEA ISLAND ONLY. I have no idea what that means. Can anyone explain it?
Chicago Monger
11-29-15, 10:24
I was looking at Craigslilst today and saw a lot of ads the said SSI & SEA ISLAND ONLY. I have no idea what that means. Can anyone explain it?I saw that SSI post. It is in a lot of cities and posted with different ages. I believe its a SPAM post.
I saw that SSI post. It is in a lot of cities and posted with different ages. I believe its a SPAM post.Don't believe it is a SPAM. KNOW it is a spam post. There have been a lot of those type posts recently. Multiple posts at the same time or within a few minutes of each other.
Mustangs69
11-30-15, 23:16
If someone finds her ad, can you PM me? Having a hard time finding this one. Thanks.
Pretty sure I have not seen any reports about her. Saw her very recently. Pics do not do her justice because she's better looking in-person. Stays way out in the boonies and due to logistics, I ended up going to her instead of the other way around as originally planned. She's an amputee and mentioned that upfront. She has a nice body with a nice rack and small waist but you wouldn't know it since she dresses like a skateboarder with oversized shirts. Lot of ink but not of the suicide girl variety. Noisy, sloppy and thorough is what I would describe the BBBJ. She allowed me to really have at it towards the end. I finished hard and she took care of it all without hesitation, so no napkins needed. Nice girl. Nice attitude. Never felt rushed. Distance is an issue for me but she's in Schaumburg from time to time so this will eliminate the travel issue big time. Some may not like the skateboarder-look but I was okay with it. I will repeat.
Holiday and work has kept me busy the past 7 days. Mailbox is clear now. I will get to messages as time allows today.
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1-day-only-70-qki-100-hh-special-last-daybeautiful-blonde-barbie-doll-pure-pleasure/27622796
https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/5338013801.html
I'm positive I saw a report of her a long time ago but I can find it. Yes I know the link is BP but she had an ad up on CL when I saw her. Rates are of course different for CL and BP but damage was. 4 (YMMV) for me. Despite what her ad says, she stays in low budget motel in Markham (not Oak Forest). Area not great but a survey of area had nothing stand out other than Mr. P pulling up on a bicycle (LOL) and going to room on opposite side of street (very weird layout this no-tel was). Pics were accurate. She has no reflex so I took great liberties of testing this out but she only catches. I was done in 25 minutes and she only asked if I was close once. She's a smoker and her room is a mess. She's sharing with at least 1 other girl who went next door before I walked up and a dude (shoes were dead giveaway) but neither were an issue when I saw her. I left happy but too many variables that I didn't like = no repeat from me. Contact info is in ad so no need to ask me. GL.
Karjon0424
12-01-15, 14:13
I have also met with Karen. She is a delightful woman and I certainly enjoyed my time with her. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.I enjoyed our time together also.
Chicago Monger
12-01-15, 15:58
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1-day-only-70-qki-100-hh-special-last-daybeautiful-blonde-barbie-doll-pure-pleasure/27622796
https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/5338013801.html
I'm positive I saw a report of her a long time ago but I can find it. Yes I know the link is BP but she had an ad up on CL when I saw her. Rates are of course different for CL and BP but damage was. 4 (YMMV) for me. Despite what her ad says, she stays in low budget motel in Markham (not Oak Forest). Area not great but a survey of area had nothing stand out other than Mr. P pulling up on a bicycle (LOL) and going to room on opposite side of street (very weird layout this no-tel was). Pics were accurate. She has no reflex so I took great liberties of testing this out but she only catches. I was done in 25 minutes and she only asked if I was close once. She's a smoker and her room is a mess. She's sharing with at least 1 other girl who went next door before I walked up and a dude (shoes were dead giveaway) but neither were an issue when I saw her. I left happy but too many variables that I didn't like = no repeat from me. Contact info is in ad so no need to ask me. GL.Her TER review are about a 5 .
Her TER review are about a 5 .I've seen this girl before and she's a liar she has a black pimp that works with her because I was watching from a distance. Met her in a seedy hotel. She did the deed but felt dirty afterwords.
Member #5297
12-01-15, 19:43
If someone finds her ad, can you PM me? Having a hard time finding this one. Thanks.Same here, can't find ad or contact info. If anyone has then please PM?
Saw her again earlier this evening to get a better idea of her expanded menu. Won't go into great detail in the open but it was fair. That said, I thought the 1st time where she kinda caught some but not all of it was a fluke but nope, she does not catch. Such a waste of a skill only to not do that. Ropes of pre-cum all on her lips and tongue (that she's deliberately playing with and tasting) but won't catch. Just LOL, I don't even. This is pretty much a deal-breaker for me despite the 2 pops I got within the hour.
Regarding Sara, no idea. She's pretty much off the grid right now and has not responded to me when I contacted her yesterday.
Rocket Dork
12-02-15, 23:30
Woman Aswered my ad. She is an uber driver. Amanda drives to my nearby Walmart, gives me a BJ and swallow. Nice Filipino woman around 30. We made plans to meet at a motel. Always better when your date drives to you. LOL Rocket Dork.
Woman Aswered my ad. She is an uber driver. Amanda drives to my nearby Walmart, gives me a BJ and swallow. Nice Filipino woman around 30. We made plans to meet at a motel. Always better when your date drives to you. LOL Rocket Dork.This made my day!
Hockey Guy
12-03-15, 02:06
Anyone seen her lately?I saw her a couple of weeks ago before Thanksgiving. She has a job so her time has been limited.
That's awesome!! With your luck you better be buying some lottery tickets.
Woman Aswered my ad. She is an uber driver. Amanda drives to my nearby Walmart, gives me a BJ and swallow. Nice Filipino woman around 30. We made plans to meet at a motel. Always better when your date drives to you. LOL Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
12-03-15, 10:32
Woman Aswered my ad. She is an uber driver. Amanda drives to my nearby Walmart, gives me a BJ and swallow. Nice Filipino woman around 30. We made plans to meet at a motel. Always better when your date drives to you. LOL Rocket Dork.I was on a cold streak before last night. None of my ads were working. I will not share Uber woman yet. I will ask eventually if she wants more "friends". Rocket Dork.
She's looking for new, high quality clients.
She is quite worth it and does a great job with what she offers.
Member #5297
12-05-15, 00:23
Saw her again earlier this evening to get a better idea of her expanded menu. Won't go into great detail in the open but it was fair. That said, I thought the 1st time where she kinda caught some but not all of it was a fluke but nope, she does not catch. Such a waste of a skill only to not do that. Ropes of pre-cum all on her lips and tongue (that she's deliberately playing with and tasting) but won't catch. Just LOL, I don't even. This is pretty much a deal-breaker for me despite the 2 pops I got within the hour.
Regarding Sara, no idea. She's pretty much off the grid right now and has not responded to me when I contacted her yesterday.Please do update if Sara ever comes around.
LoveToRoll
12-05-15, 20:11
Any tips for getting the most recent posts on CL? It seems like whenever I refresh, even with the newest button pushed, that I get posts that are a few hours old. Thanks!
DMichaels69
12-06-15, 21:31
She has been doing this a relatively short time and has very good handle on how it should work.
She's looking for new, high quality clients.
She is quite worth it and does a great job with what she offers.
SocalHunter
12-06-15, 21:53
She has been doing this a relatively short time and has very good handle on how it should work.Does she look good? Face and body what rating would you give her?
Saw her again earlier this evening to get a better idea of her expanded menu. Won't go into great detail in the open but it was fair. That said, I thought the 1st time where she kinda caught some but not all of it was a fluke but nope, she does not catch. Such a waste of a skill only to not do that. Ropes of pre-cum all on her lips and tongue (that she's deliberately playing with and tasting) but won't catch. Just LOL, I don't even. This is pretty much a deal-breaker for me despite the 2 pops I got within the hour.
Regarding Sara, no idea. She's pretty much off the grid right now and has not responded to me when I contacted her yesterday.Lots of fun. A little chubby but not BBW by any means. Good talent, really sleazy motel in Bridgeview. She's a smoker and room reeked of smoke (as did my clothes after leaving).
PilotMan1970
12-07-15, 20:37
Hey guys Tonight is my last night in IL. I get on a plane tomorrow afternoon for overseas flying for the GOV. I am hoping that someone can help me out with a sure thing for tonight. Anyone have a "for sure" contact that you can pass on, PM me. I am watching my them. $ is not an object this time. Thanks for the good posts on here. I have had some good times. See you in about 1 year. Pilot.
I saw her a couple of weeks ago before Thanksgiving. She has a job so her time has been limited.I second that. I have visited as well about a week ago. Still smokin hot. In fact, better than a few months ago as she is not as wore out by all you horn dogs. Hockey guy is correct in that she has a legit taxable job now so is not seeing us as much as before.
G2.
Rocket Dork
12-09-15, 16:00
I have had 2 great sessions with Karen. One was a lunch date in Glenview. Nice safe location and Karen takes her time. Rare that a woman does not rush and enjoys what she does. 2nd date was at her place in Ingelside / Fox Lake. Another safe location with multiple positions and a great time. Karen doesn't rush and it is a GFE date. Rocket Dork.
DancinToHouse
12-11-15, 14:00
Does anybody know anything about this one? In terms of stds?
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She's still looking for quality gents. Preferably in the western burbs but she does limited travel outside the area.
Seniors contact me for digits.
Milfseeker21
12-11-15, 19:48
She's still looking for quality gents. Preferably in the western burbs but she does limited travel outside the area.
Seniors contact me for digits.Met with her tonight and when I saw her about 6 weeks ago I wasn't that impressed (daytime) but either her skin cleared up a lot or it was just dark and I didn't notice as much acne. Her performance is exceptional, even I have to admit. Have her digits for seniors. Anyone else got anyone UTR they would want to trade or exchange?
MilfMan.
I second that. I have visited as well about a week ago. Still smokin hot. In fact, better than a few months ago as she is not as wore out by all you horn dogs. Hockey guy is correct in that she has a legit taxable job now so is not seeing us as much as before.
G2.Smoking hot from the neck down you ment LOL.
DMichaels69
12-12-15, 11:03
Is this bike room stacey?
Smoking hot from the neck down you ment LOL.
Smoking hot from the neck down you ment LOL.Ok dadyd, you've got me on this one. OK I've seen prettier ladies but also much worse ones also. The view from behind is spectacular, and you cannot tell the difference in the faces.
G2.
Is this bike room stacey?Yes that's the one there's only one do me in the basement bIKE room from behind so you don't have to see my face lmfao.
So I had a dream about this chick goes by name Jessica, about 20, not quite a spinner hosts in an apartment complex. 5 for BBBJ CIM, found met thru my uncle Craig. 8 for half and $ (full service). Unsure if GFE or not but will definitely be repeating senior members and regular I'm open to trading her info. She's a keeper.
Rocket Dork
12-14-15, 20:27
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Rocket Dork
12-14-15, 20:31
Woman Aswered my ad. She is an uber driver. Amanda drives to my nearby Walmart, gives me a BJ and swallow. Nice Filipino woman around 30. We made plans to meet at a motel. Always better when your date drives to you. LOL Rocket Dork.Called my favorite Uber driver and she came to me again. I like this Uber, its a great idea! LOL! We are meeting at a motel on Wednesday. Rocket Dork.
TenderFoot1
12-15-15, 12:50
Called my favorite Uber driver and she came to me again. I like this Uber, its a great idea! LOL! We are meeting at a motel on Wednesday. Rocket Dork.All I can say is jealous!
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Karjon0424
12-16-15, 09:50
I have had 2 great sessions with Karen. One was a lunch date in Glenview. Nice safe location and Karen takes her time. Rare that a woman does not rush and enjoys what she does. 2nd date was at her place in Ingelside / Fox Lake. Another safe location with multiple positions and a great time. Karen doesn't rush and it is a GFE date. Rocket Dork.I always enjoy my time with each of you. I've meet some wonderful people here. I will be in Joliet Sunday afternoon. Have a wonderful day.
I've had some luck with craigslist trial and error you can say. First the girl from Burbank with oral talent. Cute slim mostly afternoon appointment's been there for the BBBJ a couple of times if she likes you there's more on the menu full. Second is Jessica from Alsip good talent in the BJ only seen her once. Pleased with her performance and will to please. A little on the thicker side but not bad nice girls please treat them well to keep the hobby going and safe. Would repeat on both girls.
Called my favorite Uber driver and she came to me again. I like this Uber, its a great idea! LOL! We are meeting at a motel on Wednesday. Rocket Dork.I wonder if Lyft provides a similar experience. .
JolieThornDog
12-16-15, 18:55
I've had some luck with craigslist trial and error you can say. First the girl from Burbank with oral talent. Cute slim mostly afternoon appointment's been there for the BBBJ a couple of times if she likes you there's more on the menu full. Second is Jessica from Alsip good talent in the BJ only seen her once. Pleased with her performance and will to please. A little on the thicker side but not bad nice girls please treat them well to keep the hobby going and safe. Would repeat on both girls.That is my old stomping ground Have a Good Monger Friend still there. Would you care to expand, perhaps contact?
Thank you.
Joliet.
I'm lookin fir a provider for next Thursday. Yes Christmas eve. Everyone is off that day so I'm looking to get off on my day off. Please guys Ivery slowed my mongering a lot due to work and the wife so I lost all my contacts. I rarely get any time to myself and I really want to take advantage of this day. Please help.
Member #5297
12-17-15, 20:30
Did anyone ever get a hold of Sara or find another posting from her?
Rocket Dork
12-20-15, 21:48
Met my uber girl for the last time. We met at Rand Manor Motel and spent a couple of hours together. She is leaving Monday for Seattle. Rocket Dork.
I guess its true that all good things come to an end. I hope it was worth it while it lasted.
Met my uber girl for the last time. We met at Rand Manor Motel and spent a couple of hours together. She is leaving Monday for Seattle. Rocket Dork.
Seen Jessica for first time last week. Seems like she is moving around hosting spots. I expected to see her in Alsip Apt. But she was in Palos at motel off Harlem. No big deal for me just an FYI.
She was available at time I contacted, I opted for a french lesson. Texted when I arrived, was given room number, answered the door, quick LEO check, some small talk, she is very pleasant to talk too and what I describe as very cute.
Received a very nice BBBJ, she made me feel like she was eager to please without being rushed and was very accommodating. CIM but spit after. Reports of no catch so YMMV on this.
Will repeat and might check out more on the menu next time.
To take a business trip to Seattle!
In any event we all know you will find another gem soon enough! Your stories are just like "Penthouse Forum". ". I never thought this could happen to me, but there I was in this Uber cab, when the driver pull to the side of the road. LOL" Bob.
Met my uber girl for the last time. We met at Rand Manor Motel and spent a couple of hours together. She is leaving Monday for Seattle. Rocket Dork.
Just noticed she posted again recently, did anyone ever get around to seeing her? She's definitely up there in age but I'm intrigued.
Could it be the same person?
Do you have a link?
Seen Jessica for first time last week. Seems like she is moving around hosting spots. I expected to see her in Alsip Apt. But she was in Palos at motel off Harlem. No big deal for me just an FYI.
She was available at time I contacted, I opted for a french lesson. Texted when I arrived, was given room number, answered the door, quick LEO check, some small talk, she is very pleasant to talk too and what I describe as very cute.
Received a very nice BBBJ, she made me feel like she was eager to please without being rushed and was very accommodating. CIM but spit after. Reports of no catch so YMMV on this.
Will repeat and might check out more on the menu next time.
HeadFirst80
12-22-15, 08:36
Decided to TOFTT called and scheduled appt. It was on main street open place but went in and old mamasan. Only one person there and wasn't in the mood to go anymore so walked out and back to my trusty UTR mongolian.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5370111378.html
Decided to TOFTT called and scheduled appt. It was on main street open place but went in and old mamasan. Only one person there and wasn't in the mood to go anymore so walked out and back to my trusty UTR mongolian.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5370111378.htmlIf that's the one by the firestation, I went there a couple months ago. Woman was maybe 40, but attractive (to me) however no extras. Bob.
Do you have a link?https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cas/5363223056.html
Rocket Dork
12-22-15, 15:46
I have 5 regulars from CL. My regulars think I am their one and only. I have asked all 5 if they ever answer any other CL ads. Of course not they all say. I put different ads in all the time on CL and 4 of the 5 have answered my ad. They don't know its me but I get a great laugh out of their "Truthfulness" and "loyalty" to me. LOL! Have a great holiday everyone! Rocket Dork.
You have a great holiday too RD! I'll be in Florida with family starting Thursday. I have three women all very disappointed while I'm gone. Bob.
I have 5 regulars from CL. My regulars think I am their one and only. I have asked all 5 if they ever answer any other CL ads. Of course not they all say. I put different ads in all the time on CL and 4 of the 5 have answered my ad. They don't know its me but I get a great laugh out of their "Truthfulness" and "loyalty" to me. LOL! Have a great holiday everyone! Rocket Dork.
PussyPoker
12-22-15, 22:56
Have a save trip BOB. If your girls need a sub while you are gone I could help you out.
Seen Jessica for first time last week. Seems like she is moving around hosting spots. I expected to see her in Alsip Apt. But she was in Palos at motel off Harlem. No big deal for me just an FYI.
She was available at time I contacted, I opted for a french lesson. Texted when I arrived, was given room number, answered the door, quick LEO check, some small talk, she is very pleasant to talk too and what I describe as very cute.
Received a very nice BBBJ, she made me feel like she was eager to please without being rushed and was very accommodating. CIM but spit after. Reports of no catch so YMMV on this.
Will repeat and might check out more on the menu next time.I saw her at incall recently. Area isn't the greatest but it's well lit and at no point did I feel like there was trouble brewing. Strong LEO presence but not a problem. The Alsip spot isn't technically her's but it's better than her previous places. Opted for the hour. She has several ground rules. No kissing, no cowgirl, no greek, no CIV. She took the scorched earth approach for her area south of the border but I didn't see / smell anything out of place. CIM is YMMV and I have a solid theory as to why now. BF showed up during session. Bad news is that he showed up but the good news is that he doesn't have a key (at least yet) to the place and guests have to be buzzed in. This could be issue in the future should he "show up" during a session but he wasn't a problem and left right away. Session ended with CIM.
Pros: Nice demeanor. BBBJ. CIM.
Cons: Will start timer the moment you walk in so you need to call her out on that. Smoker (you will smell like it). No CIV. She will make you pull out before finish regardless of protection. No bed available. Will pull out sheets for floor but I opted for couch. BF. Not managing but he's clearly aware. Hasn't been an issue yet but it's another variable.
Cheap donation (regardless of time) and solid BBBJ probably means I will keep her in rotation a little longer.
I saw her at incall recently. Area isn't the greatest but it's well lit and at no point did I feel like there was trouble brewing. Strong LEO presence but not a problem. The Alsip spot isn't technically her's but it's better than her previous places. Opted for the hour. She has several ground rules. No kissing, no cowgirl, no greek, no CIV. She took the scorched earth approach for her area south of the border but I didn't see / smell anything out of place. CIM is YMMV and I have a solid theory as to why now. BF showed up during session. Bad news is that he showed up but the good news is that he doesn't have a key (at least yet) to the place and guests have to be buzzed in. This could be issue in the future should he "show up" during a session but he wasn't a problem and left right away. Session ended with CIM.
Pros: Nice demeanor. BBBJ. CIM.
Cons: Will start timer the moment you walk in so you need to call her out on that. Smoker (you will smell like it). No CIV. She will make you pull out before finish regardless of protection. No bed available. Will pull out sheets for floor but I opted for couch. BF. Not managing but he's clearly aware. Hasn't been an issue yet but it's another variable.
Cheap donation (regardless of time) and solid BBBJ probably means I will keep her in rotation a little longer.Thanks for the review. I thought about calling her. But after your review I'm staying far away.
HeadFirst80
12-23-15, 09:08
If that's the one by the firestation, I went there a couple months ago. Woman was maybe 40, but attractive (to me) however no extras. Bob.Yes it was. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say. Or it could have been someone else. Either way didn't think much of it then and decided to move on.
StanleyStankas
12-23-15, 10:21
I have 5 regulars from CL. My regulars think I am their one and only. I have asked all 5 if they ever answer any other CL ads. Of course not they all say. I put different ads in all the time on CL and 4 of the 5 have answered my ad. They don't know its me but I get a great laugh out of their "Truthfulness" and "loyalty" to me. LOL! Have a great holiday everyone! Rocket Dork.Most appreciative of your perspective on CL. Have only dabbled in posting ads, however like your idea of posting several different at once. It's been years since I went out hobbying and now retired re-investigating. Stumbled on this site and am very glad I did. Some incredible knowledge on the subject. Thanks to all that participate w / their experiences.
Ha ha ha ha ha. I had a great laugh too reading your post. Its No wonder you are on top of the CL game.
I have 5 regulars from CL. My regulars think I am their one and only. I have asked all 5 if they ever answer any other CL ads. Of course not they all say. I put different ads in all the time on CL and 4 of the 5 have answered my ad. They don't know its me but I get a great laugh out of their "Truthfulness" and "loyalty" to me. LOL! Have a great holiday everyone! Rocket Dork.
DMichaels69
12-23-15, 10:52
She posts a few different pics. Another one looks better than this one.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5371405462.html
Anyone seen her?
Massage Guru
12-23-15, 12:59
Seen this one. Older lady and and into painting and the arts. She will do HE and maybe more but not really my type. Tight body though. Been reviewed here in the past.
MG.
She posts a few different pics. Another one looks better than this one.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5371405462.html
Anyone seen her?
Rocket Dork
12-28-15, 16:16
A BJ buddy emailed me to complain about my donation. I wanted to say 1) you are not good looking 2) need to go to gym and lose some weight 3) You have a bitchy personality 4) you should be paying me 5) your apartment is a pigsty and get off your fat ass and clean it. But all I emailed her was, goodbye and good luck to you. Rocket Dork.
A BJ buddy emailed me to complain about my donation. I wanted to say 1) you are not good looking 2) need to go to gym and lose some weight 3) You have a bitchy personality 4) you should be paying me 5) your apartment is a pigsty and get off your fat ass and clean it. But all I emailed her was, goodbye and good luck to you. Rocket Dork.Savage! Should stated your true thoughts!
DMichaels69
12-28-15, 16:34
Good. Better off without the hassle.
A BJ buddy emailed me to complain about my donation. I wanted to say 1) you are not good looking 2) need to go to gym and lose some weight 3) You have a bitchy personality 4) you should be paying me 5) your apartment is a pigsty and get off your fat ass and clean it. But all I emailed her was, goodbye and good luck to you. Rocket Dork.
Hello Gentlemen, the above damsel is in distress. She would love to hear from those she has seen before, in the next day or so. Things have been tough for her. You know you want to help her out. LOL.
What a way to start the new year with a big smile on your face.
G2.
Hello Gentlemen, the above damsel is in distress. She would love to hear from those she has seen before, in the next day or so. Things have been tough for her. You know you want to help her out. LOL.
What a way to start the new year with a big smile on your face.
G2.Is she (still) Outcall only?
F.
A BJ buddy emailed me to complain about my donation. I wanted to say 1) you are not good looking 2) need to go to gym and lose some weight 3) You have a bitchy personality 4) you should be paying me 5) your apartment is a pigsty and get off your fat ass and clean it. But all I emailed her was, goodbye and good luck to you. Rocket Dork.Well I just got done cleaning up all the beer that I spit on my keyboard, that's some funny shit Rocket!
Well played my friend!
Tommy.
Hello Gentlemen, the above damsel is in distress. She would love to hear from those she has seen before, in the next day or so. Things have been tough for her. You know you want to help her out. LOL.
What a way to start the new year with a big smile on your face.
G2.Tried contacting her via email. Things were looking good. Then nothing.
ChicagoGoer
12-30-15, 02:59
Tried calling but maybe I'm calling too late during the evening. Would have to skip work to visit this one probably. Anyone have any luck? Number comes back to a weight loss program / service.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5377689291.html
Tried contacting her via email. Things were looking good. Then nothing.Part of what gent his referred to was that she was not able to communicate over the Christmas weekend. Try her now. She really does need the assistance and is worth it.
Same here seems flakey as hell. I contacted her months ago then she vanished and never got her number.
Tried contacting her via email. Things were looking good. Then nothing.
She replied to my ad yesterday. 1. 25 FS met at $40 motel nearby. Non rush chilled. Will trade for white or Latina thick curvy a plus.
Part of what gent his referred to was that she was not able to communicate over the Christmas weekend. Try her now. She really does need the assistance and is worth it.Thanks. I'll keep trying.
Rocket Dork
12-30-15, 14:46
Corresponded with 5 different CL women the last 2 days. Have not closed the deal with any of them. Great email exchange and then nothing. Lots of responses but nothing. I also lost another CL regular. Will talk about that situation soon. Rocket Dork.
Corresponded with 5 different CL women the last 2 days. Have not closed the deal with any of them. Great email exchange and then nothing. Lots of responses but nothing. I also lost another CL regular. Will talk about that situation soon. Rocket Dork.Rocket, probably don't have to tell you, but this is the week or two when there is a lot of exploring and playing around. Some might go through, most are just curious and testing the waters. It's like toying with a fish nibbling on the bait. Takes a lot of finessing and line play to finally hook them. If you just try to tug on the line they'll swim away. But, I'm sure you're the expert angler!
I have a hooked one coming over this afternoon. After 3-4 cancellations I think it will probably happen.
ChicagoGoer
12-30-15, 20:04
Corresponded with 5 different CL women the last 2 days. Have not closed the deal with any of them. Great email exchange and then nothing. Lots of responses but nothing. I also lost another CL regular. Will talk about that situation soon. Rocket Dork.Actually been running into the same issue. Typically if you mention some sort of donation for a meet the holidays bring out more than the usual. Before Christmas I had 7 different threads and ended up only meeting one and bought her a few things for the holidays. This time brings out more desperation but end up with cold feet.
Rocket Dork
12-31-15, 09:01
I had a regular red head BBw MILF who was 47. I would go to her work and get a BJ during her lunch hour. Really nice woman not getting anything at home. She is a freak! Would send me pictures and videos of her with her toys. Wanted me to tie her up and one of her fantasies (not mine) was a golden shower. Very honest and open woman. She has done gang bangs, father / daughter stuff, wanted to do a 3 some with me. We just did not see enough of each other and got a "Dear Rocket" email last Saturday. She found someone else and "he" didn't want her to see anyone else. I emailed her back and said Merry Christmas, goodbye and good luck. End of story! (or is it?
Looking last night at w / m ads and who do I see? LOL! She is looking to get laid. Has one of her pictures she has sent me before. I emailed the ad and her CL account saying I see you are still looking and good luck on your journey. I can't get mad or upset, she is doing what I am doing every day. Its Craigs List! I do not have her phone or any other info. Her ad (which was flagged) says she is 46, in Elgin and has some metal locks (on her nipples. Happy New Year! Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
12-31-15, 13:38
I had a regular red head BBw MILF who was 47. I would go to her work and get a BJ during her lunch hour. Really nice woman not getting anything at home. She is a freak! Would send me pictures and videos of her with her toys. Wanted me to tie her up and one of her fantasies (not mine) was a golden shower. Very honest and open woman. She has done gang bangs, father / daughter stuff, wanted to do a 3 some with me. We just did not see enough of each other and got a "Dear Rocket" email last Saturday. She found someone else and "he" didn't want her to see anyone else. I emailed her back and said Merry Christmas, goodbye and good luck. End of story! (or is it?
Looking last night at w / m ads and who do I see? LOL! She is looking to get laid. Has one of her pictures she has sent me before. I emailed the ad and her CL account saying I see you are still looking and good luck on your journey. I can't get mad or upset, she is doing what I am doing every day. Its Craigs List! I do not have her phone or any other info. Her ad (which was flagged) says she is 46, in Elgin and has some metal locks (on her nipples. Happy New Year! Rocket Dork.She just emailed me and said her ad was a"joke". Her and her new boyfriend were having a competition to see who would get more replies to their CL ads. "Sure" I wonder who won a guys ad or a females ad? Ha! Ha! Rocket Dork.
First off, kudos to Rocket Dork who's published successes gave me the inspiration and persistence to stay with placing ads on Craigslist. As any of you who have tried know, this is no easy feat. I cannot even begin to tell you how many ads I have answered and or placed in order to finally have a success in meeting a UTR lady.
With that said, let me begin my story which could serve as a warning and or amusement to any of you mongers out there who might run into a similar situation. Hence the title of my post.
After many, many, ads and untold amount of time spent, I finally received a reply to one of my ads. A younger, mid to late 20's female answered. We exchanged a couple of emails back and forth, eventually pictures, and finally phone numbers.
I called and was surprised at how soon she wanted to meet. The following day we met at a restaurant, and OK I'll be the first to admit she is definitely not model material. Also she is not slim or even average, more like a smaller BBW. Well Ok, she is WAY younger than me and is looking for some adult fun. You guys know how it is, sometimes we have to take the good with the not so good, or even the bad. We talked for a bit and she must have liked what she saw or heard because she invited me to her house right then and there. I picked up the tab and followed. I am thinking, is this legit or am I getting involved with some kind of stalker or other weirdo? Well, Being the adventurous guy that I am, I decided to take a chance. We got to her apartment, and after some brief small talk on the couch, she proceeds to tell me the reason she answered my ad.
She had just broken up with her boyfriend of three years and was thinking that there has to be more to sex than what she was getting from him. In fact, she told me that he had NEVER pleased her either orally or conventionally. He was very selfish, wanting her to orally please him several times a day with absolutely NO reciprocation on his part. When he on occasion DID have intercourse with her, 5 or 6 thrusts and he was finished. She also told me that her friends said she should try an older guy because of the following:
They are more experienced.
They are not afraid of trying different things with you.
And most of all, they will more than likely treat you better just because you are younger than they are and it is a badge of honor to get such a young girl.
I complimented her of course on how smart she was and that I promised to do all in my power to ensure that both of us have a wonderful time.
She agreed, and started to unbutton her blouse, showing me her ample breasts, which of course I immediately began to fondle and kiss. Wow I thought, this is going to be great! I proceeded to do some light petting, kissing, and general foreplay, asking her what she liked, whereupon she told me after she had broken up with the guy, she had several encounters with another woman. Finally someone hit her pleasure button. I told her that being a man, I cannot feel what a woman feels but that I would do my best if she would help and guide me, she answered with an enthusiastic, "absolutely! ".
So with that out of the way, we proceeded to her bedroom. Kissing was not her strong suite and I cannot say I blame her considering I was / am basically a stranger to her. I did my best to relax her while she just wanted to get to the finish line. Off came her blouse letting her large beautiful breasts fall out for me to kiss and suck. Next her jeans and underpants. OMG I couldn't see a thing except Bush! (I was almost wondering if she was part Sasquatch) Wow I haven't seen this much hair down there since I can't remember when. OK I thought, I hope at least she washes good down there LOL. So with that said I undressed and proceeded to call upon all of my expertise in the area of pleasing women. Not bragging here but I have been complimented many times by a variety of women both young and old.
After some considerable time, I began to get worried, there was absolutely no physical response from her other than a wet spot on the bed the size of a large pizza. (Wow she was a juicy one. Should have observed the subtle signs) All the while I was waiting to either hear some moaning, or detecting a physical response from her which there was none. I asked her "how did I do," and she replied "great. " "I thought you would help me by guiding me" I said, and she replied, "no complaints or I would have told you that you were doing it wrong. " (Hmm, negative reinforcement) In fact, she said I did a wonderful job and asked if I was ready for her to please me. I'm thinking Noooo, really, like a guy is not ready to be pleased. Well she went down on me, and I must say that all the practice she had pleasing her boyfriend really paid off on me. I was hard and ready to pop in that firmly sucking mouth of hers in a few minutes. As she rolled the cover on Jr. She said jokingly, "looks as if you are ready to put it in me" for sure I said, how can you tell? LOL. So with that she got on her back and helping guide me in off to the races I went. Wow now I know why her boyfriend only could last 5 or 6 thrusts. This girl has the tightest pussy I have ever had since my high school days. I certainly had to pace myself or I too would be a casualty of her tight, throbbing, pussy. Well in a short while, I finished and we both layed there resting. I was the first to speak and said "well?" She said "everything was great and a repeat is definitely needed".
This scenario played out many times this past summer, until I had what I thought was going to be a brilliant idea. Position change. I was going to have her kneel over me straddling my face while I preformed oral on her, hoping that I could get more participation out of her this way. I was determined to give her an explosive orgasm. Hesitant at first, she told me she had watched it (the position) on a lesbian porn film and WAS a bit intrigued by it so she told me she would try. The big day came and with small talk out of the way, we undressed and I strategically placed a pillow under my head to bring me to the correct height for some good DATY. She straddled me and as I gently licked her private parts, she fondled her nipples. (She simply HAS to shave down there I kept thinking) Well after a short time, I began to feel her pelvis start to move to meet me, imperceptibly at first, then stronger and more forceful. Still even with her physical response there was not a sound uttered by her, not even heavy panting. Ok I thought, some response is better than no response as I kept licking focusing on her now hard clitoris, with the occasional lick to her lips and vagina. Her thrusts got harder and harder and she started grinding her clit against my nose. Not to break the mood, I kept on. By now, her ample Bush and my face is soaking wet. And she is not wanting me to take a break. Her movements were starting to get a bit erratic and I thought I was going to lose her, when suddenly she spasmed, clenching her large thighs together, capturing my face in her crotch as she released the most copious amounts of come I had ever seen or for sure felt, and at the same time letting out a scream that had me worried that her neighbors might think harm was befalling her. In the meantime I am literally suffocating, think water-boarding. With her thick Bush, and the huge amount of cum, I was literally drowning. I couldn't breathe. I squirmed and pushed to get her off of me, (which was next to impossible due to the compromised position I was in) and the more I squirmed, the tighter she gripped. OMG I thought, I am going to die like this. I have never been more afraid in my life. Well after what seemed like an eternity, I felt her thighs loosen up a bit and took the chance to grab a much needed gulp of air, whew I was saved. Well it was not over yet as she then proceeded to collapse on me from the sheer exhaustion of her orgasm. Again, she was pressing her thick, extremely wet, Bush against my face. As weak as she was, she was in some other state of mind because she was completely oblivious to my plight. After much wriggling, I was again able to breathe, enough to survive at least. Finally, she realized what was, and had, happened and got up profusely apologizing to me. As for me I was happy to be alive. Well let me tell you, little Jr. Was nowhere to be found. He was hiding and very afraid of this big woman. I went to the washroom and took a shower. Feeling better, I got back in bed, trying to find a dry spot of which there was hardly any. She went to work on me with such a sense of enthusiasm I was impressed as was Jr. Proceeded to mish and finished in a record time. I left with her asking how soon can we do this again? (thinking snorkel maybe?) Well I have to work up to this again, and sorry guys, I do NOT need any help as of yet with this one.
I hope this serves as a warning to all of you guys out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Happy Holidays.
G2.
Hello Gentlemen, the above damsel is in distress. She would love to hear from those she has seen before, in the next day or so. Things have been tough for her. You know you want to help her out. LOL.
What a way to start the new year with a big smile on your face.
G2.I have a session set up with her. Will report back.
Rocket Dork
12-31-15, 21:36
First off, kudos to Rocket Dork who's published successes gave me the inspiration and persistence to stay with placing ads on Craigslist. As any of you who have tried know, this is no easy feat. I cannot even begin to tell you how many ads I have answered and or placed in order to finally have a success in meeting a UTR lady.
With that said, let me begin my story which could serve as a warning and or amusement to any of you mongers out there who might run into a similar situation. Hence the title of my post.
After many, many, ads and untold amount of time spent, I finally received a reply to one of my ads. A younger, mid to late 20's female answered. We exchanged a couple of emails back and forth, eventually pictures, and finally phone numbers.
I called and was surprised at how soon she wanted to meet. The following day we met at a restaurant, and OK I'll be the first to admit she is definitely not model material. Also she is not slim or even average, more like a smaller BBW. Well Ok, she is WAY younger than me and is looking for some adult fun. You guys know how it is, sometimes we have to take the good with the not so good, or even the bad. We talked for a bit and she must have liked what she saw or heard because she invited me to her house right then and there. I picked up the tab and followed. I am thinking, is this legit or am I getting involved with some kind of stalker or other weirdo? Well, Being the adventurous guy that I am, I decided to take a chance. We got to her apartment, and after some brief small talk on the couch, she proceeds to tell me the reason she answered my ad.
She had just broken up with her boyfriend of three years and was thinking that there has to be more to sex than what she was getting from him. In fact, she told me that he had NEVER pleased her either orally or conventionally. He was very selfish, wanting her to orally please him several times a day with absolutely NO reciprocation on his part. When he on occasion DID have intercourse with her, 5 or 6 thrusts and he was finished. She also told me that her friends said she should try an older guy because of the following:
They are more experienced.
They are not afraid of trying different things with you.
And most of all, they will more than likely treat you better just because you are younger than they are and it is a badge of honor to get such a young girl.
I complimented her of course on how smart she was and that I promised to do all in my power to ensure that both of us have a wonderful time.
She agreed, and started to unbutton her blouse, showing me her ample breasts, which of course I immediately began to fondle and kiss. Wow I thought, this is going to be great! I proceeded to do some light petting, kissing, and general foreplay, asking her what she liked, whereupon she told me after she had broken up with the guy, she had several encounters with another woman. Finally someone hit her pleasure button. I told her that being a man, I cannot feel what a woman feels but that I would do my best if she would help and guide me, she answered with an enthusiastic, "absolutely! ".
So with that out of the way, we proceeded to her bedroom. Kissing was not her strong suite and I cannot say I blame her considering I was / am basically a stranger to her. I did my best to relax her while she just wanted to get to the finish line. Off came her blouse letting her large beautiful breasts fall out for me to kiss and suck. Next her jeans and underpants. OMG I couldn't see a thing except Bush! (I was almost wondering if she was part Sasquatch) Wow I haven't seen this much hair down there since I can't remember when. OK I thought, I hope at least she washes good down there LOL. So with that said I undressed and proceeded to call upon all of my expertise in the area of pleasing women. Not bragging here but I have been complimented many times by a variety of women both young and old.
After some considerable time, I began to get worried, there was absolutely no physical response from her other than a wet spot on the bed the size of a large pizza. (Wow she was a juicy one. Should have observed the subtle signs) All the while I was waiting to either hear some moaning, or detecting a physical response from her which there was none. I asked her "how did I do," and she replied "great. " "I thought you would help me by guiding me" I said, and she replied, "no complaints or I would have told you that you were doing it wrong. " (Hmm, negative reinforcement) In fact, she said I did a wonderful job and asked if I was ready for her to please me. I'm thinking Noooo, really, like a guy is not ready to be pleased. Well she went down on me, and I must say that all the practice she had pleasing her boyfriend really paid off on me. I was hard and ready to pop in that firmly sucking mouth of hers in a few minutes. As she rolled the cover on Jr. She said jokingly, "looks as if you are ready to put it in me" for sure I said, how can you tell? LOL. So with that she got on her back and helping guide me in off to the races I went. Wow now I know why her boyfriend only could last 5 or 6 thrusts. This girl has the tightest pussy I have ever had since my high school days. I certainly had to pace myself or I too would be a casualty of her tight, throbbing, pussy. Well in a short while, I finished and we both layed there resting. I was the first to speak and said "well?" She said "everything was great and a repeat is definitely needed".
This scenario played out many times this past summer, until I had what I thought was going to be a brilliant idea. Position change. I was going to have her kneel over me straddling my face while I preformed oral on her, hoping that I could get more participation out of her this way. I was determined to give her an explosive orgasm. Hesitant at first, she told me she had watched it (the position) on a lesbian porn film and WAS a bit intrigued by it so she told me she would try. The big day came and with small talk out of the way, we undressed and I strategically placed a pillow under my head to bring me to the correct height for some good DATY. She straddled me and as I gently licked her private parts, she fondled her nipples. (She simply HAS to shave down there I kept thinking) Well after a short time, I began to feel her pelvis start to move to meet me, imperceptibly at first, then stronger and more forceful. Still even with her physical response there was not a sound uttered by her, not even heavy panting. Ok I thought, some response is better than no response as I kept licking focusing on her now hard clitoris, with the occasional lick to her lips and vagina. Her thrusts got harder and harder and she started grinding her clit against my nose. Not to break the mood, I kept on. By now, her ample Bush and my face is soaking wet. And she is not wanting me to take a break. Her movements were starting to get a bit erratic and I thought I was going to lose her, when suddenly she spasmed, clenching her large thighs together, capturing my face in her crotch as she released the most copious amounts of come I had ever seen or for sure felt, and at the same time letting out a scream that had me worried that her neighbors might think harm was befalling her. In the meantime I am literally suffocating, think water-boarding. With her thick Bush, and the huge amount of cum, I was literally drowning. I couldn't breathe. I squirmed and pushed to get her off of me, (which was next to impossible due to the compromised position I was in) and the more I squirmed, the tighter she gripped. OMG I thought, I am going to die like this. I have never been more afraid in my life. Well after what seemed like an eternity, I felt her thighs loosen up a bit and took the chance to grab a much needed gulp of air, whew I was saved. Well it was not over yet as she then proceeded to collapse on me from the sheer exhaustion of her orgasm. Again, she was pressing her thick, extremely wet, Bush against my face. As weak as she was, she was in some other state of mind because she was completely oblivious to my plight. After much wriggling, I was again able to breathe, enough to survive at least. Finally, she realized what was, and had, happened and got up profusely apologizing to me. As for me I was happy to be alive. Well let me tell you, little Jr. Was nowhere to be found. He was hiding and very afraid of this big woman. I went to the washroom and took a shower. Feeling better, I got back in bed, trying to find a dry spot of which there was hardly any. She went to work on me with such a sense of enthusiasm I was impressed as was Jr. Proceeded to mish and finished in a record time. I left with her asking how soon can we do this again? (thinking snorkel maybe?) Well I have to work up to this again, and sorry guys, I do NOT need any help as of yet with this one.
I hope this serves as a warning to all of you guys out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Happy Holidays.
G2.Great Story! Rocket Dork.
Davidonecall
12-31-15, 23:48
I'm glad to hear that story. Have fun with her for as long as you can. Oh and happy new year also.
First off, kudos to Rocket Dork who's published successes gave me the inspiration and persistence to stay with placing ads on Craigslist. As any of you who have tried know, this is no easy feat. I cannot even begin to tell you how many ads I have answered and or placed in order to finally have a success in meeting a UTR lady.
With that said, let me begin my story which could serve as a warning and or amusement to any of you mongers out there who might run into a similar situation. Hence the title of my post.
After many, many, ads and untold amount of time spent, I finally received a reply to one of my ads. A younger, mid to late 20's female answered. We exchanged a couple of emails back and forth, eventually pictures, and finally phone numbers.
I called and was surprised at how soon she wanted to meet. The following day we met at a restaurant, and OK I'll be the first to admit she is definitely not model material. Also she is not slim or even average, more like a smaller BBW. Well Ok, she is WAY younger than me and is looking for some adult fun. You guys know how it is, sometimes we have to take the good with the not so good, or even the bad. We talked for a bit and she must have liked what she saw or heard because she invited me to her house right then and there. I picked up the tab and followed. I am thinking, is this legit or am I getting involved with some kind of stalker or other weirdo? Well, Being the adventurous guy that I am, I decided to take a chance. We got to her apartment, and after some brief small talk on the couch, she proceeds to tell me the reason she answered my ad.
She had just broken up with her boyfriend of three years and was thinking that there has to be more to sex than what she was getting from him. In fact, she told me that he had NEVER pleased her either orally or conventionally. He was very selfish, wanting her to orally please him several times a day with absolutely NO reciprocation on his part. When he on occasion DID have intercourse with her, 5 or 6 thrusts and he was finished. She also told me that her friends said she should try an older guy because of the following:
They are more experienced.
They are not afraid of trying different things with you.
And most of all, they will more than likely treat you better just because you are younger than they are and it is a badge of honor to get such a young girl.
I complimented her of course on how smart she was and that I promised to do all in my power to ensure that both of us have a wonderful time.
She agreed, and started to unbutton her blouse, showing me her ample breasts, which of course I immediately began to fondle and kiss. Wow I thought, this is going to be great! I proceeded to do some light petting, kissing, and general foreplay, asking her what she liked, whereupon she told me after she had broken up with the guy, she had several encounters with another woman. Finally someone hit her pleasure button. I told her that being a man, I cannot feel what a woman feels but that I would do my best if she would help and guide me, she answered with an enthusiastic, "absolutely! ".
So with that out of the way, we proceeded to her bedroom. Kissing was not her strong suite and I cannot say I blame her considering I was / am basically a stranger to her. I did my best to relax her while she just wanted to get to the finish line. Off came her blouse letting her large beautiful breasts fall out for me to kiss and suck. Next her jeans and underpants. OMG I couldn't see a thing except Bush! (I was almost wondering if she was part Sasquatch) Wow I haven't seen this much hair down there since I can't remember when. OK I thought, I hope at least she washes good down there LOL. So with that said I undressed and proceeded to call upon all of my expertise in the area of pleasing women. Not bragging here but I have been complimented many times by a variety of women both young and old.
After some considerable time, I began to get worried, there was absolutely no physical response from her other than a wet spot on the bed the size of a large pizza. (Wow she was a juicy one. Should have observed the subtle signs) All the while I was waiting to either hear some moaning, or detecting a physical response from her which there was none. I asked her "how did I do," and she replied "great. " "I thought you would help me by guiding me" I said, and she replied, "no complaints or I would have told you that you were doing it wrong. " (Hmm, negative reinforcement) In fact, she said I did a wonderful job and asked if I was ready for her to please me. I'm thinking Noooo, really, like a guy is not ready to be pleased. Well she went down on me, and I must say that all the practice she had pleasing her boyfriend really paid off on me. I was hard and ready to pop in that firmly sucking mouth of hers in a few minutes. As she rolled the cover on Jr. She said jokingly, "looks as if you are ready to put it in me" for sure I said, how can you tell? LOL. So with that she got on her back and helping guide me in off to the races I went. Wow now I know why her boyfriend only could last 5 or 6 thrusts. This girl has the tightest pussy I have ever had since my high school days. I certainly had to pace myself or I too would be a casualty of her tight, throbbing, pussy. Well in a short while, I finished and we both layed there resting. I was the first to speak and said "well?" She said "everything was great and a repeat is definitely needed".
This scenario played out many times this past summer, until I had what I thought was going to be a brilliant idea. Position change. I was going to have her kneel over me straddling my face while I preformed oral on her, hoping that I could get more participation out of her this way. I was determined to give her an explosive orgasm. Hesitant at first, she told me she had watched it (the position) on a lesbian porn film and WAS a bit intrigued by it so she told me she would try. The big day came and with small talk out of the way, we undressed and I strategically placed a pillow under my head to bring me to the correct height for some good DATY. She straddled me and as I gently licked her private parts, she fondled her nipples. (She simply HAS to shave down there I kept thinking) Well after a short time, I began to feel her pelvis start to move to meet me, imperceptibly at first, then stronger and more forceful. Still even with her physical response there was not a sound uttered by her, not even heavy panting. Ok I thought, some response is better than no response as I kept licking focusing on her now hard clitoris, with the occasional lick to her lips and vagina. Her thrusts got harder and harder and she started grinding her clit against my nose. Not to break the mood, I kept on. By now, her ample Bush and my face is soaking wet. And she is not wanting me to take a break. Her movements were starting to get a bit erratic and I thought I was going to lose her, when suddenly she spasmed, clenching her large thighs together, capturing my face in her crotch as she released the most copious amounts of come I had ever seen or for sure felt, and at the same time letting out a scream that had me worried that her neighbors might think harm was befalling her. In the meantime I am literally suffocating, think water-boarding. With her thick Bush, and the huge amount of cum, I was literally drowning. I couldn't breathe. I squirmed and pushed to get her off of me, (which was next to impossible due to the compromised position I was in) and the more I squirmed, the tighter she gripped. OMG I thought, I am going to die like this. I have never been more afraid in my life. Well after what seemed like an eternity, I felt her thighs loosen up a bit and took the chance to grab a much needed gulp of air, whew I was saved. Well it was not over yet as she then proceeded to collapse on me from the sheer exhaustion of her orgasm. Again, she was pressing her thick, extremely wet, Bush against my face. As weak as she was, she was in some other state of mind because she was completely oblivious to my plight. After much wriggling, I was again able to breathe, enough to survive at least. Finally, she realized what was, and had, happened and got up profusely apologizing to me. As for me I was happy to be alive. Well let me tell you, little Jr. Was nowhere to be found. He was hiding and very afraid of this big woman. I went to the washroom and took a shower. Feeling better, I got back in bed, trying to find a dry spot of which there was hardly any. She went to work on me with such a sense of enthusiasm I was impressed as was Jr. Proceeded to mish and finished in a record time. I left with her asking how soon can we do this again? (thinking snorkel maybe?) Well I have to work up to this again, and sorry guys, I do NOT need any help as of yet with this one.
I hope this serves as a warning to all of you guys out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Happy Holidays.
G2.
Sam Singer
01-01-16, 15:23
With that said, let me begin my story which could serve as a warning and or amusement to any of you mongers out there who might run into a similar situation. Hence the title of my post.
I hope this serves as a warning to all of you guys out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Happy Holidays.
G2.Penthouse could not have carried a better letter!! Nicely written G2. Invest in a vibrator, say Hitachi Magic Wang Original, to help you help her.
G2. You made my day. This is an absolutely hilarious FR. I don't know what your day job is but you would've made a coveted writer at Penthouse or Playboy! Happy Holidays!
Her thrusts got harder and harder and she started grinding her clit against my nose. Not to break the mood, I kept on. By now, her ample Bush and my face is soaking wet. And she is not wanting me to take a break. Her movements were starting to get a bit erratic and I thought I was going to lose her, when suddenly she spasmed, clenching her large thighs together, capturing my face in her crotch as she released the most copious amounts of come I had ever seen or for sure felt, and at the same time letting out a scream that had me worried that her neighbors might think harm was befalling her. In the meantime I am literally suffocating, think water-boarding. With her thick Bush, and the huge amount of cum, I was literally drowning. I couldn't breathe. I squirmed and pushed to get her off of me, (which was next to impossible due to the compromised position I was in) and the more I squirmed, the tighter she gripped. OMG I thought, I am going to die like this.
Happy Holidays.
G2.
Awesome story! Thanks for sharing.
First off, kudos to Rocket Dork who's published successes gave me the inspiration and persistence to stay with placing ads on Craigslist. As any of you who have tried know, this is no easy feat. I cannot even begin to tell you how many ads I have answered and or placed in order to finally have a success in meeting a UTR lady.
With that said, let me begin my story which could serve as a warning and or amusement to any of you mongers out there who might run into a similar situation. Hence the title of my post.
I hope this serves as a warning to all of you guys out there. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Happy Holidays.
G2.
Rocket Dork
01-04-16, 15:08
Had a car date in Glendale Heights with Debbie. Is going back today and will be back in a month. She will contact me and I will give out her info then. Nice woman, good skills. Rocket Dork.
BabyBoy2013
01-04-16, 15:28
There's a posting for a female Uber Driver on Craigslist that's giving French Lessons, if any of you gents are interested.
So I must also commend Rocket, on his persistence on CL, seems like he has found the winning formula.
I posted an ad on Chicago and Milwaukee sites last week to fish a little bit. I got 2 responses pretty quick, which from what I read seems TGTBT. The first response I have a feeling may have been a dude, not sure why, but don't really want to find out. The second response came within minutes, seemed "legit" and called herself Wendy. SHe sent a G-Rated pic and hoped we could have dinner and "convo". She is hoping for a pic in return, which I guess I am okay with, but will crop my head off before sending. How do you go about finding out with these if they are looking to make money, or looking for a boyfriend? Are you just up front / blunt about what your looking for? Do you keep your ads vague, or do you post your cock in them and say I want a hot chick on this?
The Milwaukee ad returned squat.
Thanks,
Go4 MN (Not a Rocket Dork, I guess just a Dork!
TenderFoot1
01-04-16, 18:12
Awesome story! Thanks for sharing.I agree, two great posts that tell everyone about modern-day mongering. Thanks for sharing.
There's a posting for a female Uber Driver on Craigslist that's giving French Lessons, if any of you gents are interested.Do you have the link? Or at least which section it was posted under?
StanleyStankas
01-05-16, 15:43
So I must also commend Rocket, on his persistence on CL, seems like he has found the winning formula.
I posted an ad on Chicago and Milwaukee sites last week to fish a little bit. I got 2 responses pretty quick, which from what I read seems TGTBT. The first response I have a feeling may have been a dude, not sure why, but don't really want to find out. The second response came within minutes, seemed "legit" and called herself Wendy. SHe sent a G-Rated pic and hoped we could have dinner and "convo". She is hoping for a pic in return, which I guess I am okay with, but will crop my head off before sending. How do you go about finding out with these if they are looking to make money, or looking for a boyfriend? Are you just up front / blunt about what your looking for? Do you keep your ads vague, or do you post your cock in them and say I want a hot chick on this?
The Milwaukee ad returned squat.
Thanks,
Go4 MN (Not a Rocket Dork, I guess just a Dork!Yes I to must give praise to the seniors that drop in and help us newbies out. Well as far as CL goes the seniors can tell you much more than I could, however I can tell you briefly what works w / o identifying what I actually found (great BTW wish I could share but she says no) another poster mentioned multiple ads or as many as you can post w / o being bounced out. I believe I had over 6 going at once and once they expire it is easier to repost many more (my xperience). Well the obvious cc verification is bs! Also when you post many ads the robo emails will generally be the same. Wanting to come over right away is probably bs, scam or hoodlum ripoff setup, after an email or two (and yes I provided a pic. What the heck I'm so old I don't really care who knows WTF I do) suggesting you would like "company" sometimes and want to help her out or something to the effect like let's meet in a public place for coffee or tea and discuss our options. That way you know they are real and so do they when you meet or don't. I would prefer the actual place not be chosen until you meet publicly and in an open area. Well I don't know much except that I did this about 8 years ago on CL and found a very attractive young woman from new york. Worked out fine, paid her well, met for a drink prior, she came over to my place and I enjoyed her company and she really dressed for the occasion!
Seems like it's been slow the real ones who are hot wanting to get laid are using tinder and such to find attractive guys to play with. Most who respond are semi pros or pros or too ghetto to take a chance with. Here is a tip set up a CL search keyword. I use "generous" when a girl posts you get an email to respond to before her ad is taken down. Other guys flag to give themselves better odds at seeing a girl.
Any email that comes with links or request for you to call or email is bs. Most girls want to keep their identity hidden. Ask them to include something in subject if they are responding to your ad.
Genghis. Don't forget some clippers. You should be able to do some landscaping after that performance.
I agree with Stan. She is just as afraid of you as you would be of her. Suggest meet for coffee somewhere safe for both of you. In the email, be as subtle as possible. After all neither of you knows where this might lead. I agree, blur or crop your face. For sure, ask Rocket for suggestions as well. Bob.
So I must also commend Rocket, on his persistence on CL, seems like he has found the winning formula.
I posted an ad on Chicago and Milwaukee sites last week to fish a little bit. I got 2 responses pretty quick, which from what I read seems TGTBT. The first response I have a feeling may have been a dude, not sure why, but don't really want to find out. The second response came within minutes, seemed "legit" and called herself Wendy. SHe sent a G-Rated pic and hoped we could have dinner and "convo". She is hoping for a pic in return, which I guess I am okay with, but will crop my head off before sending. How do you go about finding out with these if they are looking to make money, or looking for a boyfriend? Are you just up front / blunt about what your looking for? Do you keep your ads vague, or do you post your cock in them and say I want a hot chick on this?
The Milwaukee ad returned squat.
Thanks,
Go4 MN (Not a Rocket Dork, I guess just a Dork!
I have been seeing this woman I met on CL (in the platonic section) for several months. You guys should look in the platonic section for sure. There is no money exchanged with her. I am really into her and she seems to be into me and we have become very good friends as well as lovers. In my eyes she is very pretty and I am attracted to her, think hot soccer mom. I have been using the blue pill to really make things last and so far I am performing great. I want to try sex without it but I am nervous I won't perform as good. I don't need the pill but it really makes things interesting.
So my question: Do I tell her I have been using the pill? Have any of you guys ever come clean that you have used it or do you keep it a secret? I am nervous she will be offended if I tell her and I don't want to ruin the good thing I have (she gets offended easily). I would like to stop using it because I see a long term relationship here. Anyone have good advice?
P.S. I have been cutting them down but they still are powerful. Even at 1/4 pill.
Davidonecall
01-06-16, 19:08
I say don't say nothing. Just don't use it and if something happens like sex is not the same you just say you had a very stressful day at work. Then use it again. If things work out then you don't have to use it again.
I have been seeing this woman I met on CL (in the platonic section) for several months. You guys should look in the platonic section for sure. There is no money exchanged with her. I am really into her and she seems to be into me and we have become very good friends as well as lovers. In my eyes she is very pretty and I am attracted to her, think hot soccer mom. I have been using the blue pill to really make things last and so far I am performing great. I want to try sex without it but I am nervous I won't perform as good. I don't need the pill but it really makes things interesting.
So my question: Do I tell her I have been using the pill? Have any of you guys ever come clean that you have used it or do you keep it a secret? I am nervous she will be offended if I tell her and I don't want to ruin the good thing I have (she gets offended easily). I would like to stop using it because I see a long term relationship here. Anyone have good advice?
P.S. I have been cutting them down but they still are powerful. Even at 1/4 pill.
Whamster123
01-06-16, 21:24
There's a posting for a female Uber Driver on Craigslist that's giving French Lessons, if any of you gents are interested.Do you have the info?
Member #5028
01-06-16, 23:55
I say don't say nothing. Just don't use it and if something happens like sex is not the same you just say you had a very stressful day at work. Then use it again. If things work out then you don't have to use it again.If there is one thing adulthood has taught me, it's to deny everything.
Do you have the info?PM me for info or trade.
I tell my girlfriends, but not the casual ones. But in my case, sadly, I need the pills. In your case, I agree with David. You can always make an excuse. Bob.
[QUOTE=JoeD999;2746407]I have been seeing this woman I met on CL (in the platonic section) for several months. You guys should look in the platonic section for sure. There is no money exchanged with her. I am really into her and she seems to be into me and we have become very good friends as well as lovers. In my eyes she is very pretty and I am attracted to her, think hot soccer mom. I have been using the blue pill to really make things last and so far I am performing great. I want to try sex without it but I am nervous I won't perform as good. I don't need the pill but it really makes things interesting.
So my question: Do I tell her I have been using the pill? Have any of you guys ever come clean that you have used it or do you keep it a secret? I am nervous she will be offended if I tell her and I don't want to ruin the good thing I have (she gets offended easily). I would like to sto
I tell my girlfriends, but not the casual ones. But in my case, sadly, I need the pills. In your case, I agree with David. You can always make an excuse. Bob.
I have been seeing this woman I met on CL (in the platonic section) for several months. You guys should look in the platonic section for sure. There is no money exchanged with her. I am really into her and she seems to be into me and we have become very good friends as well as lovers. In my eyes she is very pretty and I am attracted to her, think hot soccer mom. I have been using the blue pill to really make things last and so far I am performing great. I want to try sex without it but I am nervous I won't perform as good. I don't need the pill but it really makes things interesting.
So my question: Do I tell her I have been using the pill? Have any of you guys ever come clean that you have used it or do you keep it a secret? I am nervous she will be offended if I tell her and I don't want to ruin the good thing I have (she gets offended easily). I would like to sto
If there is one thing adulthood has taught me, it's to deny everything.
I say don't say nothing. Just don't use it and if something happens like sex is not the same you just say you had a very stressful day at work. Then use it again. If things work out then you don't have to use it again.Thanks for the advice guys. I am going to try without and not say anything.
Quietman. Do you mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmBC_CrQS4 Deny, Deny, Deny! I love that scene.
Member #5028
01-07-16, 19:05
Thanks for the advice guys. I am going to try without and not say anything.
Quietman. Do you mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmBC_CrQS4 Deny, Deny, Deny! I love that scene.That's exactly what I meant!
CakeLover13
01-07-16, 22:08
Do you have the info?I'd love to know what ad that is for the uber girl. I could use a ride, all over town. Daily. Please share if possible, ie, what section on CL etc, I've looked and can't find it. Thanks.
Guess CL Platonic section is one deserving category that is mostly ignored. Wonder if our CL Kings like RD goes out fishing in the Platonic ocean. At the least, platonic section should have less bots and more genuine connections.
I have been seeing this woman I met on CL (in the platonic section) for several months. You guys should look in the platonic section for sure. There is no money exchanged with her. I am really into her and she seems to be into me and we have become very good friends as well as lovers.
That's exactly what I meant!It's funny because I say "Deny, Deny, Deny" in front of my wife for other things in life and I never knew where it came from until I googled it yesterday. Guess I should stop saying that!
Guess CL Platonic section is one deserving category that is mostly ignored. Wonder if our CL Kings like RD goes out fishing in the Platonic ocean. At the least, platonic section should have less bots and more genuine connections.Just realize that the women in the platonic section and other sections are not always looking to just hook up. They are looking for actual friends. This last one took over a month of conversation before I met her. Patience and just being a normal guy are the key to some of these women. Just my two cents.
Just realize that the women in the platonic section and other sections are not always looking to just hook up. They are looking for actual friends. This last one took over a month of conversation before I met her. Patience and just being a normal guy are the key to some of these women. Just my two cents.Too long if you are just looking for fun LOL.
Anyone see April in hoffman estates? I made contact with her by text wants 270 LOL. Also made contact with another schaumburg off CL and she wants 100 BBBJ. Seems like CL women prices are high. Do they not know of BP and bd?
Too long if you are just looking for fun LOL.This plus it tends to get complicated if they start to develop feelings of attachment.
Anyone see April in hoffman estates? I made contact with her by text wants 270 LOL. Also made contact with another schaumburg off CL and she wants 100 BBBJ. Seems like CL women prices are high. Do they not know of BP and bd?IMHO the 100 for BBBJ seems high. 270 for FS may be in the range depending upon the caliber of talent.
Rocket Dork
01-08-16, 23:40
IMHO the 100 for BBBJ seems high. 270 for FS may be in the range depending upon the caliber of talent.270 for a CL girl! I wish I had your money! LOL! Rocket Dork.
StanleyStankas
01-08-16, 23:42
Anyone see April in hoffman estates? I made contact with her by text wants 270 LOL. Also made contact with another schaumburg off CL and she wants 100 BBBJ. Seems like CL women prices are high. Do they not know of BP and bd?She used to post on midnight (review?. Can't think of it off hand, they have been around 4 years). If it's the same girl. Shorter dirty blonde hair? If there is a pic further down sorry I missed it so if you have a link I might be able to I'd her. That money sounds about right though. She had reviews on ter. If it's her keep an eye out. Her then bf used to hide in the bathroom! I mean he didn't do anything but still that is a deal breaker for me.
Rocket Dork
01-08-16, 23:47
Met my uber girl for the last time. We met at Rand Manor Motel and spent a couple of hours together. She is leaving Monday for Seattle. Rocket Dork.She never left! Yea! I have a date with her Monday and will see what's going on. I will ask if she has any Uber friends. Rocket Dork.
She never left! Yea! I have a date with her Monday and will see what's going on. I will ask if she has any Uber friends. Rocket Dork.RD. What a great set up you got going there. Props to you. Wish I can find me an Uber girl.
Just realize that the women in the platonic section and other sections are not always looking to just hook up. They are looking for actual friends. This last one took over a month of conversation before I met her. Patience and just being a normal guy are the key to some of these women. Just my two cents.Joe while you were waiting a month on this lady, you did play with a Provider to make it through the month?
She never left! Yea! I have a date with her Monday and will see what's going on. I will ask if she has any Uber friends. Rocket Dork.I could use a ride if she is open to others.
StanleyStankas
01-09-16, 13:55
I could use a ride if she is open to others.Fuck that rocks! A ride 2 where you're going and a ride 2 where you're going! Fantastic!
Joe while you were waiting a month on this lady, you did play with a Provider to make it through the month?Of course! I found a few from CL and other places. All no money. They just wanted fun.
I was browsing CL yesterday and found Becky, a swf blonde, maybe 20-21 from Schaumburg. She says that the offers 1. 0 head and 1. 5 FS. I txted her and got an initial response but didn't get a hold of her after that. Anyone else seen her / knows if she's good?
Thanks.
If I hear from her I'll report back.
She was offering 75 CBJ not hot and has done this for a yr or so. 150 FS but you have to host. She was talking per hr after a few email this past fall.
I was browsing CL yesterday and found Becky, a swf blonde, maybe 20-21 from Schaumburg. She says that the offers 1. 0 head and 1. 5 FS. I txted her and got an initial response but didn't get a hold of her after that. Anyone else seen her / knows if she's good?
Thanks.
If I hear from her I'll report back.
Rocket Dork
01-11-16, 14:00
She never left! Yea! I have a date with her Monday and will see what's going on. I will ask if she has any Uber friends. Rocket Dork.Uber girl can't get her act together. She wanted to meet me 2 hours later and I could not make it. Another time (maybe) Rocket Dork.
I was browsing CL yesterday and found Becky, a swf blonde, maybe 20-21 from Schaumburg. She says that the offers 1. 0 head and 1. 5 FS. I txted her and got an initial response but didn't get a hold of her after that. Anyone else seen her / knows if she's good?
Thanks.
If I hear from her I'll report back.I made contact with her. She sent me 2 pics. One is in a black dress with herhead turned to side and other is her on all fours. The 100 for bbj made me pass but I got feedback from another member that she will do it for. 6. He also mentioned her bf stays in the bathroom but doent interrupt session.
I made contact with her. She sent me 2 pics. One is in a black dress with herhead turned to side and other is her on all fours. The 100 for bbj made me pass but I got feedback from another member that she will do it for. 6. He also mentioned her bf stays in the bathroom but doent interrupt session.Not worth the risk. If her (cough) boyfriend / pimp gets into a jealous rage, then you're in trouble.
Not worth the risk. If her (cough) boyfriend / pimp gets into a jealous rage, then you're in trouble.Agreed. That is just something waiting to go wrong.
StanleyStankas
01-12-16, 11:39
Not worth the risk. If her (cough) boyfriend / pimp gets into a jealous rage, then you're in trouble.Agreed. Not even close by! When she's on top of it, you're going 2 be way 2 vulnerable 2 act quickly if he suddenly appears. They may rehearse the scenario and have "cues" w / each other when 2 hit! If this 1 really is you must have then arrange a meeting w / a tbd location once you meet. That way you can at least see that she does not text any 1 else her locale. Now some 1 could be following her but that you will just have to keep your radar up! Good luck and don't risk it just 4 the little head's satisfaction! Money can be replaced but you can't!
Rocket Dork
01-12-16, 13:28
Uber girl can't get her act together. She wanted to meet me 2 hours later and I could not make it. Another time (maybe) Rocket Dork.We met at Motel 6 in Elk Grove this morning. She was staying there because of the weather. Nice woman and had a nice time. She is not interested in meeting any of you mongers. Sorry. Rocket dork.
Agreed. Money can be replaced but you can't!So can a Provider. There's always another one just a click away.
StanleyStankas
01-12-16, 19:34
We met at Motel 6 in Elk Grove this morning. She was staying there because of the weather. Nice woman and had a nice time. She is not interested in meeting any of you mongers. Sorry. Rocket dork.I think we're a nice lot! A little sex crazed and we do have an interesting take on the woman human being (think pin cushion) but oh well I guess we must all get out of line and move on! I mean that idea though intrigues me. Met a flight attendant on eros many years ago and according to her it was pretty common.
I saw Grace several years ago a few times and I never left happy.
Has anyone seen here and left Happy lately.
I would love to go by there and play with her fun bags.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/5400555706.html
I saw Grace several years ago a few times and I never left happy.
Has anyone seen here and left Happy lately.
I would love to go by there and play with her fun bags.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/5400555706.htmlMy experience is that it is just legit massage. I would be interested if anyone's experience is different too.
Is it me or has anyone else noticed that the South Chicagoland section of Craigslist has been heavily flagged for the last few weeks. Any ads for this area are flagged within 20 minutes of their posting and the ls very small.
BabyBoy2013
01-14-16, 17:57
Do you have the link? Or at least which section it was posted under?I have the info for the Uber Driver seniors pm me I'll give it out to a couple of people. She said she's around the Wicker Park area.
Rocket Dork
01-15-16, 13:36
I have the info for the Uber Driver seniors pm me I'll give it out to a couple of people. She said she's around the Wicker Park area.My Uber girl is from the Dixon area. She has no idea when she is moving to Seattle. Rocket Dork.
My Uber girl is from the Dixon area. She has no idea when she is moving to Seattle. Rocket Dork.
I have the info for the Uber Driver seniors pm me I'll give it out to a couple of people. She said she's around the Wicker Park area.I realize I am not a "Senior" but am working hard at trying to be a contributing member. The Uber arrangement would be ideal for me at this time. I promise to pay back with my own contributions.
My experience is that it is just legit massage. I would be interested if anyone's experience is different too.Saw her in September. Had to pay up front. Left extra cash on top of clothes. Stared longingly at breasts, smiled, tried to chat. Her face was stone the whole time. Before the hour was up she was back to watching tv on her couch. If it wasnt for the distance would repeat as many times as it took be / see those things are simply massive.
Rocket Dork
01-16-16, 09:59
I realize I am not a "Senior" but am working hard at trying to be a contributing member. The Uber arrangement would be ideal for me at this time. I promise to pay back with my own contributions.I posted earlier that she does not want her info to other mongers. Rocket Dork.
Advertises in the Therapeutic section of CL. Has a huge portfolio pf pics on VK. Larissa.
Member #5942
01-17-16, 21:58
Advertises in the Therapeutic section of CL. Has a huge portfolio pf pics on VK. Larissa.Related to Diana from Wells St. Spa. She also works out if that location. No where near as attractive as Diana. Like all Euros she will have to see you more than once. I do like the photo of her in black yoga pants and aqua blue top shot in front of mirror. Positive standard is available. Not sure how her boyfriend does not convince to leave profession. About 533 photos to view and she has some great pics!
Has anyone heard from Alyssa in the lst 10 days? We had several enjoyable meetings and then she went silent. She hasn't returned my email or texts, which seems out of character.
I just hope that she is ok.
Has anyone heard from Alyssa in the lst 10 days? We had several enjoyable meetings and then she went silent. She hasn't returned my email or texts, which seems out of character.
I just hope that she is ok.I haven't heard from her either since my last visit. She was trying to get money together to stay at the motel for another week. I've been texting / calling with no response. If I hear from her I'll report back.
DMichaels69
01-19-16, 22:28
Last I spoke to her she was dealing with a lot of drama. Its possible she may be gone.
Has anyone heard from Alyssa in the lst 10 days? We had several enjoyable meetings and then she went silent. She hasn't returned my email or texts, which seems out of character.
I just hope that she is ok.
Rocket Dork
01-20-16, 00:33
A single mother (age 33) answered one of my ads. She wanted to meet first. She asked me to come to her work! She works at one of those betting places. I met her and we talked and I drove to her place. Had a nice time with a small donation. She has a cute face but she is big girl. I will see her again. Rocket Dork.
Has anyone heard from Alyssa in the lst 10 days? We had several enjoyable meetings and then she went silent. She hasn't returned my email or texts, which seems out of character.
I just hope that she is ok.Last time I heard from her a few weeks ago she texted me saying she was in my area but unfortunately I wasn't available. She used to occasionally come to chicago, park her car near my house and I'd pick her up and we'd do business inside my car in my garage. I texted her for a few days after that but til this day no response. Let's hope she's ok.
Yeah 2 weeks ago she said she got a room for the week in Lombard. I never found the time to see her though. This was Jan 4th.
HenrySmall
01-20-16, 14:41
Not up on the euros. Can you guys clue me into a couple things. What's VK? Which Wells St. Spa?
PM me if you prefer.
Thanks .
Hank.
Related to Diana from Wells St. Spa. She also works out if that location. No where near as attractive as Diana. Like all Euros she will have to see you more than once. I do like the photo of her in black yoga pants and aqua blue top shot in front of mirror. Positive standard is available. Not sure how her boyfriend does not convince to leave profession. About 533 photos to view and she has some great pics!
Member #5942
01-20-16, 19:38
Not up on the euros. Can you guys clue me into a couple things. What's VK? Which Wells St. Spa?
PM me if you prefer.
Thanks .
Hank.Hank- type in VK in google. It is like a facebook for Europeans (Russian and Ukranian). In order to view the photos of the mentioned therapist, you will need to know the last name. The last name is easy to find on internet because its the same last name of Diana. I won't provide the name of the spa in the post because any internet search from a non member will lead them to this site. If you type in the name of said provider, massage, wells st. Your internet will provide you the answer along with name your looking for. You mentioned that your not up with Euros. This is good. Once you get up with Euros, you never want anything else.
StanleyStankas
01-20-16, 22:12
A single mother (age 33) answered one of my ads. She wanted to meet first. She asked me to come to her work! She works at one of those betting places. I met her and we talked and I drove to her place. Had a nice time with a small donation. She has a cute face but she is big girl. I will see her again. Rocket Dork.Dude in my book. You sir are up for the king of the mongers in 2016!
What's up with all the ads in the Lake County area, with different towns, that are asking for pics and cell phone numbers? I'm not buying that all of a sudden there's a sudden rush of playful ladies.
Hank- type in VK in google. It is like a facebook for Europeans (Russian and Ukranian). In order to view the photos of the mentioned therapist, you will need to know the last name. The last name is easy to find on internet because its the same last name of Diana. I won't provide the name of the spa in the post because any internet search from a non member will lead them to this site. If you type in the name of said provider, massage, wells st. Your internet will provide you the answer along with name your looking for. You mentioned that your not up with Euros. This is good. Once you get up with Euros, you never want anything else.Also a newbie to Euros here. I got two wells sts, not sure which one is correct. Could you PM me a hint?
Patchwork1
01-21-16, 15:35
Has anyone heard from Jessica in Alsip / Palos lately?
She has not posted since the end of December.
VintagePornLvr
01-21-16, 17:37
Don't forget it IS an election year. Yes that old 'myth' is 100% true.
No real provider would ask for a picture. Perhaps if you are AA because some won't play with them.
What's up with all the ads in the Lake County area, with different towns, that are asking for pics and cell phone numbers? I'm not buying that all of a sudden there's a sudden rush of playful ladies.
Rocket Dork
01-21-16, 17:55
What's up with all the ads in the Lake County area, with different towns, that are asking for pics and cell phone numbers? I'm not buying that all of a sudden there's a sudden rush of playful ladies.I personally think its a blackmail kind of scheme. They want a picture and your cell number? Or they just your cell number for who knows what? Remember its Craiglist, trust no one. Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
01-21-16, 18:00
She emails early in the morning. She has room and wants me to come over. I have gotten a taste for fllipina women. I emailed her back right away. 4 hours later she responds. Uber girl has been busy with paperwork (I don't get mad or upset because its CL and you never know what to expect. Rocket Dork.
VintagePornLvr
01-21-16, 18:08
trust no one. Rocket Dork.Amen brother. Except 'in RD we trust' .
She emails early in the morning. She has room and wants me to come over. I have gotten a taste for fllipina women. I emailed her back right away. 4 hours later she responds. Uber girl has been busy with paperwork (I don't get mad or upset because its CL and you never know what to expect. Rocket Dork.What does she look like and rate her skills / looks. Yeah, I know. She's not interested in seeing anyone else.
Rocket Dork
01-21-16, 20:18
Kim is a small BBw that I met once in Alsip. Very wild in the bedroom. Looking for new friends. Says she will travel for extra. BJ 60 and sex 120. Ksobieraj@yahoo.com Rocket dork.
I personally think its a blackmail kind of scheme. They want a picture and your cell number? Or they just your cell number for who knows what? Remember its Craiglist, trust no one. Rocket Dork.I'd never send a provider, an agency or some anonymous person of CL my pic. That said, I'd be willing to give out my burner #, which is part of the reason why I have it. Everyone's got to make their own call, and even a burner phone can come back to bite you a little, just my $. 02.
If you already took her to your house why would you restrict the business to within the confines of the car. Of course, its your preference. I'm just being curious.
Last time I heard from her a few weeks ago she texted me saying she was in my area but unfortunately I wasn't available. She used to occasionally come to chicago, park her car near my house and I'd pick her up and we'd do business inside my car in my garage. I texted her for a few days after that but til this day no response. Let's hope she's ok.
If you already took her to your house why would you restrict the business to within the confines of the car. Of course, its your preference. I'm just being curious.It was usually late at night and the wife was in the house sleeping. Detached garage exiting to an alley.
Rocket Dork
01-22-16, 12:48
What does she look like and rate her skills / looks. Yeah, I know. She's not interested in seeing anyone else.She is about 5 ft 2 in. Very petite, great ass. Loves when I go down on her and gives great head with swallow. Very nice woman. Rocket Dork.
VintagePornLvr
01-22-16, 15:32
It was usually late at night and the wife was in the house sleeping. Yeah. It could be kinda a bummer if the wife woke up to sex sounds in the living room. A real marriage ender moment LOL.
CoolPatrick
01-22-16, 15:38
She is about 5 ft 2 in. Very petite, great ass. Loves when I go down on her and gives great head with swallow. Very nice woman. Rocket Dork.You scored and report so many, I sort of lose track of your reference in some of your posts. .
Is she Kim w/ the email you shared?
In RD we trust, well said.
Rocket Dork
01-22-16, 16:36
She is about 5 ft 2 in. Very petite, great ass. Loves when I go down on her and gives great head with swallow. Very nice woman. Rocket Dork.Uber girl is a Filipino women not BBW.
Rocket Dork
01-22-16, 18:53
53 year old MILF great oral technique. Very reasonable price for at hotel. Elgin Monk (thanks again) gave me her number. Is at motel most weekends.
Stephen6868
01-22-16, 19:24
53 year old MILF great oral technique. Very reasonable price for at hotel. Elgin Monk (thanks again) gave me her number. Is at motel most weekends.It isn't the same Anita that posts on BP is it? If it's not can you share her number?
Advertises in the Therapeutic section of CL. Has a huge portfolio pf pics on VK. Larissa.Link to ad?
I see our beloved Alyssa is still MIA. Hope she is ok.
G2.
EricTorres1458
01-24-16, 21:39
Wondering if anyone is willing to trade. Have a short not fat or skinny but normal body with nice tits (white) located in oak lawn. I Haven't had a full dream with her, she is willing but I'm happy with the french lesson. She is a Non pro. She has the same song and dance like the rest, blah blah blah. You can talk her down on price. I do not have pictures to share.
Rocket Dork
01-24-16, 22:58
Kim is a small BBw that I met once in Alsip. Very wild in the bedroom. Looking for new friends. Says she will travel for extra. BJ 60 and sex 120. Ksobieraj@yahoo.com Rocket dork.She is still looking lowered her price to 50 with swallow and 100 for sex.
Jaxnewbie1
01-25-16, 00:12
She is still looking lowered her price to 50 with swallow and 100 for sex.I did mail back and forth. Just tht too far for me to go. 50 min drive oneway.
I see our beloved Alyssa is still MIA. Hope she is ok.
G2.I've been texting her and leaving messages. No response. Would love to see her again.
I've been texting her and leaving messages. No response. Would love to see her again.Is this the one we are talking about?
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-qk-stay-10000-real-girl-of-your-dreams-blonde-hottie/33337838
Is she good looking? If so I'm all over it.
She is still looking lowered her price to 50 with swallow and 100 for sex.
Bravo Zulu
01-25-16, 11:47
Is this the one we are talking about?
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-qk-stay-10000-real-girl-of-your-dreams-blonde-hottie/33337838In Craiglist, not Backpage.
Rocket Dork
01-25-16, 14:43
Is she good looking? If so I'm all over it.Why don't you ask her for a picture and then see her and write a report. Rocket Dork.
Supposed to see her tomorrow, will report back.
Why don't you ask her for a picture and then see her and write a report. Rocket Dork.
If that is indeed her she is very attractive! But the face pics look familiar to me and have not quite placed it yet.
I replied to her but does anyone know what is on the menu?
Is this the one we are talking about?
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-qk-stay-10000-real-girl-of-your-dreams-blonde-hottie/33337838
Is this the one we are talking about?
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-qk-stay-10000-real-girl-of-your-dreams-blonde-hottie/33337838That's not the Alyssa I'm talking about. But this Alyssa you have a link to is super gorgeous. Heck I may give her a call myself.
Is she good looking? If so I'm all over it.I'm past the good looking stage of a provider. Looks don't matter to me at my age anymore. As long as she has a positive vibe and a great friendly attitude, at those prices I'm seeing her for sure. More often than not great looking providers tend to give a lousy session. Well that's been my experience in this hobby.
I have one of my utr thar is very under the radar. She has the best body that I have seen. FOR TRADES ONLY.
DMichaels69
01-25-16, 18:49
I laughed when I read this. I like what they wrote next to license info. Its an hour from where I am near Crystal Lake so won't make it out there too soon.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5418424915.html
I have one of my utr thar is very under the radar. She has the best body that I have seen. FOR TRADES ONLY.Them. Ethnicity? Body description? You into white BBW?
That's not the Alyssa I'm talking about. But this Alyssa you have a link to is super gorgeous. Heck I may give her a call myself.The one pic that looks like it was photoshopped is used all over the web and even from another rub girl out west suburbs.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/987
That's not the Alyssa I'm talking about. But this Alyssa you have a link to is super gorgeous. Heck I may give her a call myself.Doesn't anyone know how to use images.google.com ?
That girl 'Alyssa' is fake as fuck. Hell, the little robber didn't even go very far to steal her pics: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuhYH37rn21Umrgt5vTDOBbR0agpqU5c2x12Nr7l9YZfgi9mwSbfjGdEiHoKwO4YxPfN2ZC97KkLemKuMIzWAvLYNu8hDk2nKF8nlGezGUl5qcruUtyB0Cqpy1eWIZNjCpRTeJ9Xni5Fc-J0zGhNQxOWzE7MInY3niY8HdMXbJLwr-E3fYiOpwI92_1T5wkNteGkdgWPLQJpzzRozu6nJ6Jkcdu25Sl_16WgMzONcowITQsTVBiIKzCVo6K_1-XoJKH97U2hv2t9cyybWWSKJIyNl8XpQA05ExLH1IoCepNuWwbBEYnjirvj7RDu_1hsW052bXRF_1Z4vL67KG0D31toF31cpSXfAUv7lXSy3Bo8zp1FIc0Tglf-Hnet7e9s5J83hu7RLDG-zi6w2AeU0TjWa6quaNccWMwDOhSjSCKlSvY4dXFstTflfNEnxU4EEPEYtC8FTBrYX8P_1ZrWkWKPch8ZG22L00Wlt3RIDAGKcUVL4nMjpGlQ0GynH3ZDlGo12lSDufaikS9HK0tExzVDhZxHAqXOaoilTBDDNfr61F_1rIZxcGABxV6Qu8b9vD-pSIA4awiTdThLBocCdlJempDEdPkfI8-aUOUI6-HbgSQy8xfow8JIggFkK3J7jz7a3dzHdU854g8TBDBvxEGVgg2q3Pk1zC-vzevg178UBVp8r_1Q90e_1x7vZ5zuxaIKEwI1d-HvAb4jlb5_13jgSbLkyx09Z89OgJciFFI8c8BUl8M-SvdTosUDzrWpro_17f7eaUJKJGW-87sNEkCQ_1_1KpxyMX0Fp-z8W0o0koIzRCKYKb1iJ1URBtgU4kpwR64E0MU9arO5CcV2hQ8P6HcNGx3bAohQUJ5fTbSaF6wUUiQ7mvB4skLIHgBRykophHuhmdrq5meLeCUMlqk3gUhcFu3FlzD25bqu7Tkd-k98vdMpjBJyXuAcTwfXiujAGd_1JIhhtAkmIDpx0mCSJn-t7GJ1WZLvTKLpPjudK8yznnhYMIrxwrHyBODvERkVmvC4utpCnE0jPppk7mLB9EhxCdB4gYLKvIzB3vVUFKr7CaAu7Gda7DVv9gwwILVus6g_1xJoUxT0XBzoz1EWk_1KckXXqCqN2fZoGfQPFZ0N6krAdJHIsCbyIeEdEQup4zvRglPWm56bMXHYE49vxLCp94s0pA_1n9eOT3ODykzkbS50uOq7oR5khMzB_17ptMiYjLp4KORD0ActGjbGhkYOqNuCPI7OJN2wzdWRxD5r1xe1rtr-Od29sVl4eTKKheokxtOIQdYlz_1fs3rJ12-L5Qr2R9X0QkKpkec9WJSJaNxe1gCMw9ZMGuCJm9d9DlA_1R-AazprviP5lt1kLDPsIUPlUZMTczMKkdO7mJBJ11314JGxUWKvHfNzKQveSwjKknVNxfZWPSa9ckVDoSLqcA9IfGPKgs27AyCjKyQUntpFgsMd_1x3yeptaB2fxeQSrHRFpQ99AWbsGcEdIiTQpKjpgXp19AYm1yVc5Pk60WzkKknQdDcouvWbd2h1hwvAvKIKmSf3hqxjOPUJi3g7&ei=NsSmVvWtMIWSjwTWvpyQCA&start=30&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=643.
The one pic that looks like it was photoshopped is used all over the web and even from another rub girl out west suburbs.
https://chicago.rubratings.com/987Yeah that other ad seems TGTBT.
Doesn't anyone know how to use images.google.com ?
That girl 'Alyssa' is fake as fuck. Hell, the little robber didn't even go very far to steal her pics: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuhYH37rn21Umrgt.I agree. I reverse image search everyone. Even non pro's that text or email a picture. A lot of you know this but so many are asking if a girl is real when the answer is right at your fingertips.
For those on a computer just right click and choose "search google for image". Or on my phone just touch and hold on a picture and the menu will pop up and choose the same thing. Just a reminder for those that don't know how to do it. I also run it through tineye if I am really interested in someone. I have found that sometimes either google or tineye will find one the other won't. Oh and of course google her phone number guys. You should even google your own phone number to see what comes up.
I should say I use google chrome for my browser that is why the image menu pops up.
Doesn't anyone know how to use images.google.com ?
That girl 'Alyssa' is fake as fuck. Hell, the little robber didn't even go very far to steal her pics: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuhYH37rn21Umrgt5vTDOBbR0agpqU5c2x12Nr7l9YZfgi9mwSbfjGdEiHoKwO4YxPfN2ZC97KkLemKuMIzWAvLYNu8hDk2nKF8nlGezGUl5qcruUtyB0Cqpy1eWIZNjCpRTeJ9Xni5Fc-J0zGhNQxOWzE7MInY3niY8HdMXbJLwr-E3fYiOpwI92_1T5wkNteGkdgWPLQJpzzRozu6nJ6Jkcdu25Sl_16WgMzONcowITQsTVBiIKzCVo6K_1-XoJKH97U2hv2t9cyybWWSKJIyNl8XpQA05ExLH1IoCepNuWwbBEYnjirvj7RDu_1hsW052bXRF_1Z4vL67KG0D31toF31cpSXfAUv7lXSy3Bo8zp1FIc0Tglf-Hnet7e9s5J83hu7RLDG-zi6w2AeU0TjWa6quaNccWMwDOhSjSCKlSvY4dXFstTflfNEnxU4EEPEYtC8FTBrYX8P_1ZrWkWKPch8ZG22L00Wlt3RIDAGKcUVL4nMjpGlQ0GynH3ZDlGo12lSDufaikS9HK0tExzVDhZxHAqXOaoilTBDDNfr61F_1rIZxcGABxV6Qu8b9vD-pSIA4awiTdThLBocCdlJempDEdPkfI8-aUOUI6-HbgSQy8xfow8JIggFkK3J7jz7a3dzHdU854g8TBDBvxEGVgg2q3Pk1zC-vzevg178UBVp8r_1Q90e_1x7vZ5zuxaIKEwI1d-HvAb4jlb5_13jgSbLkyx09Z89OgJciFFI8c8BUl8M-SvdTosUDzrWpro_17f7eaUJKJGW-87sNEkCQ_1_1KpxyMX0Fp-z8W0o0koIzRCKYKb1iJ1URBtgU4kpwR64E0MU9arO5CcV2hQ8P6HcNGx3bAohQUJ5fTbSaF6wUUiQ7mvB4skLIHgBRykophHuhmdrq5meLeCUMlqk3gUhcFu3FlzD25bqu7Tkd-k98vdMpjBJyXuAcTwfXiujAGd_1JIhhtAkmIDpx0mCSJn-t7GJ1WZLvTKLpPjudK8yznnhYMIrxwrHyBODvERkVmvC4utpCnE0jPppk7mLB9EhxCdB4gYLKvIzB3vVUFKr7CaAu7Gda7DVv9gwwILVus6g_1xJoUxT0XBzoz1EWk_1KckXXqCqN2fZoGfQPFZ0N6krAdJHIsCbyIeEdEQup4zvRglPWm56bMXHYE49vxLCp94s0pA_1n9eOT3ODykzkbS50uOq7oR5khMzB_17ptMiYjLp4KORD0ActGjbGhkYOqNuCPI7OJN2wzdWRxD5r1xe1rtr-Od29sVl4eTKKheokxtOIQdYlz_1fs3rJ12-L5Qr2R9X0QkKpkec9WJSJaNxe1gCMw9ZMGuCJm9d9DlA_1R-AazprviP5lt1kLDPsIUPlUZMTczMKkdO7mJBJ11314JGxUWKvHfNzKQveSwjKknVNxfZWPSa9ckVDoSLqcA9IfGPKgs27AyCjKyQUntpFgsMd_1x3yeptaB2fxeQSrHRFpQ99AWbsGcEdIiTQpKjpgXp19AYm1yVc5Pk60WzkKknQdDcouvWbd2h1hwvAvKIKmSf3hqxjOPUJi3g7&ei=NsSmVvWtMIWSjwTWvpyQCA&start=30&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=643.Of course I would have done some research if I called this one. I've been playing this game way too long.
Nothing to report on the real Alyssa. She has not responded to any of my texts.
Kim was all sorts of fun, highly recommended.
Why don't you ask her for a picture and then see her and write a report. Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
01-28-16, 15:09
Met with Amanda at Motel 6 in Elk Grove. She had a bitchy attitude today. Nice woman but I have moved on. Will email her soon to see if wants other customers. She is very mobile but stays at Motel 6 once in a while. Rocket Dork.
StanleyStankas
01-28-16, 16:28
Met with Amanda at Motel 6 in Elk Grove. She had a bitchy attitude today. Nice woman but I have moved on. Will email her soon to see if wants other customers. She is very mobile but stays at Motel 6 once in a while. Rocket Dork.I know that big 6 from my days driving pub tran out there. I would appreciate the # if you wouldn't mind and of course she approves 1st. Thanks in advance.
Have been lucky meet three young ladies in these constant dreams. 1 is near wrigley met her struggling for rent. He was short 60 min and she made it. She preformed in my dreamsbbbjws but she is a gamer. Every month around the final week she just pops up in my dreams she is very fun. Then met one near grand and dam she wants 80 for rent. Mixed but can dt w swallow. Latina was the las ocurring near glen elen. Man dreaming on CL has been fun. Don't quit you never know.
Met with Amanda at Motel 6 in Elk Grove. She had a bitchy attitude today. Nice woman but I have moved on. Will email her soon to see if wants other customers. She is very mobile but stays at Motel 6 once in a while. Rocket Dork.Would also like info if she is open for customers, and would pay it forward somehow.
Rocket Dork
01-29-16, 11:20
Emailed her and asked if she wanted some new friends. Hopefully she will respond to my email. Rocket Dork.
Emailed her and asked if she wanted some new friends. Hopefully she will respond to my email. Rocket Dork.Great. Please keep me in mind as well (one of the earlier requests when you first mentioned her).
TIA!
VintagePornLvr
01-29-16, 13:33
Wow. When I saw this pic I knew exactly who this was. She used different name a few years back (Rebecca I think). She's gained some weight, so she's normal weight now but she used to work out of Round Lake Beach. I saw her a few years ago for a couple sessions. Then seemed to drop off the radar (jail / prison maybe? Very weird schitzo personality after seeing her a few sessions. I moved on but she continued to contact me maybe a blackmail scheme. BE WARNED! I would avoid but YMMV. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5423575719.html
The dream in glen ellyn came back again. She is an oral goddess. Cute face and tid bits. She was saying that she's looking for one or two friends before she moves. Let me know and I can give more specifics. Of course throwing me a lead won't hurt and keep these all to realistic dreams going. And goooo. Ing. Zzzz.
If you want info on dreams empty your inbox.
No response from Kim. Disappointing.
After a long day. Met a fewind in my dreams that needs help with rent. She wishes she lived near wrigley and could buy a condo there. In my slumber she was looking for young guy white prefered to help her out. My esp says we should trade.
Member #5933
01-29-16, 17:53
Emailed her and asked if she wanted some new friends. Hopefully she will respond to my email. Rocket Dork.Is Uber girl the Fillipino? If so yessss please!
Have been lucky meet three young ladies in these constant dreams. 1 is near wrigley met her struggling for rent. He was short 60 min and she made it. She preformed in my dreamsbbbjws but she is a gamer. Every month around the final week she just pops up in my dreams she is very fun. Then met one near grand and dam she wants 80 for rent. Mixed but can dt w swallow. Latina was the las ocurring near glen elen. Man dreaming on CL has been fun. Don't quit you never know.Does the girl near wrigley need any more help? I could be willing to help out.
MwmChicago
01-31-16, 18:05
The dream in glen ellyn came back again. She is an oral goddess. Cute face and tid bits. She was saying that she's looking for one or two friends before she moves. Let me know and I can give more specifics. Of course throwing me a lead won't hurt and keep these all to realistic dreams going. And goooo. Ing. Zzzz.Would love to meet th Glen Ellen gal if you are willing to share via PM. Thanks!
Emailed her and asked if she wanted some new friends. Hopefully she will respond to my email. Rocket Dork.I'd be interested in doubling down when I'm in town (I go for someone else but am up for a double header).
Just had a visit with her today. Awesome time as always. Limited Incall availability. Outcall within the surrounding area of Fox Lake. Nice Lady. No Drama and no problems. Treat her well.
Email contact; karjon0424@gmail.com.
Rocket Dork
01-31-16, 21:02
Uber girl has not responded to my emails. Sorry guys, I don't think she wants to meet anyone. Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
01-31-16, 21:04
No response from Kim. Disappointing.She emailed me today and says she horny. Rocket Dork.
Rocket Dork
01-31-16, 21:09
Kim is a small BBw that I met once in Alsip. Very wild in the bedroom. Looking for new friends. Says she will travel for extra. BJ 60 and sex 120. Ksobieraj@yahoo.com Rocket dork.Here is Kims email. Rocket Dork.
Alamassage1
02-01-16, 16:14
Wow. When I saw this pic I knew exactly who this was. She used different name a few years back (Rebecca I think). She's gained some weight, so she's normal weight now but she used to work out of Round Lake Beach. I saw her a few years ago for a couple sessions. Then seemed to drop off the radar (jail / prison maybe? Very weird schitzo personality after seeing her a few sessions. I moved on but she continued to contact me maybe a blackmail scheme. BE WARNED! I would avoid but YMMV. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5423575719.htmlI saw her a few months ago and had a great experience.
Good news / bad news time:
Seems another girl is going to try the Uber thing and she is smoking hot, does bareback and now anal so I hear. That's the good news.
Here's the bad news: It's Kati from the Woodridge / Plainfield area who's been mentioned here before and used to troll CL. Besides being more than a bit psycho and a thief, she is deliberately passing out HSV-2, so no matter how good it looks you REALLY don't want to go there. Remember, HSV is passed by skin-to-skin contact, so condoms only REDUCE, not eliminate, transmission. Don't get the gift that keeps on giving.
Moderator / Admin: I know we don't usually allow these kinds of posts, but if you PM me I can provide ample proof. This woman is a danger to the community, so please let this post stand at least until you contact me.
Uber girl has not responded to my emails. Sorry guys, I don't think she wants to meet anyone. Rocket Dork.
Been seeing a few ads from uber girls. I saw on girl on backpage looked up her # and saw she saw an uber driver. How do you know all this does "Kati" tell you she's uber girl? You hit up her ad?
Good news / bad news time:
Seems another girl is going to try the Uber thing and she is smoking hot, does bareback and now anal so I hear. That's the good news.
Here's the bad news: It's Kati from the Woodridge / Plainfield area who's been mentioned here before and used to troll CL. Besides being more than a bit psycho and a thief, she is deliberately passing out HSV-2, so no matter how good it looks you REALLY don't want to go there. Remember, HSV is passed by skin-to-skin contact, so condoms only REDUCE, not eliminate, transmission. Don't get the gift that keeps on giving.
Moderator / Admin: I know we don't usually allow these kinds of posts, but if you PM me I can provide ample proof. This woman is a danger to the community, so please let this post stand at least until you contact me.
No, actually, I'm SUING her for giving me herpes. I met her on CL about 2 and a half years ago. Made the mistake of believing she wanted a relationship (stupid me) and at the end of it she got really drunk and really pissed off and TOLD me that she had herpes. Well, I got tested, came up positive for EXACTLY what she said she gave me. And have been out of the game ever since.
I still read the forums because, hey, if I can't have our dreams anymore, at least I can dream about dreaming.
Because of the lawsuit, I keep an eye on what she's up to. But we don't talk, go figure.
Been seeing a few ads from uber girls. I saw on girl on backpage looked up her # and saw she saw an uber driver. How do you know all this does "Kati" tell you she's uber girl? You hit up her ad?
Pna. Thanks for looking out. Additional info requested via PM. Assuming this is true, the more we can avoid these types of providers, the better.
No, actually, I'm SUING her for giving me herpes. I met her on CL about 2 and a half years ago. Made the mistake of believing she wanted a relationship (stupid me) and at the end of it she got really drunk and really pissed off and TOLD me that she had herpes. Well, I got tested, came up positive for EXACTLY what she said she gave me. And have been out of the game ever since.
I still read the forums because, hey, if I can't have our dreams anymore, at least I can dream about dreaming.
Because of the lawsuit, I keep an eye on what she's up to. But we don't talk, go figure.
No, actually, I'm SUING her for giving me herpes. I met her on CL about 2 and a half years ago. Made the mistake of believing she wanted a relationship (stupid me) and at the end of it she got really drunk and really pissed off and TOLD me that she had herpes. Well, I got tested, came up positive for EXACTLY what she said she gave me. And have been out of the game ever since.
I still read the forums because, hey, if I can't have our dreams anymore, at least I can dream about dreaming.
Because of the lawsuit, I keep an eye on what she's up to. But we don't talk, go figure.Sorry you got Herpes. You really expect her to go to court? What do you expect to gain by suing this lady? Just asking.
ScottytWoHotty
02-01-16, 22:53
Good news / bad news time:
Seems another girl is going to try the Uber thing and she is smoking hot, does bareback and now anal so I hear. That's the good news.
Here's the bad news: It's Kati from the Woodridge / Plainfield area who's been mentioned here before and used to troll CL. Besides being more than a bit psycho and a thief, she is deliberately passing out HSV-2, so no matter how good it looks you REALLY don't want to go there. Remember, HSV is passed by skin-to-skin contact, so condoms only REDUCE, not eliminate, transmission. Don't get the gift that keeps on giving.
Moderator / Admin: I know we don't usually allow these kinds of posts, but if you PM me I can provide ample proof. This woman is a danger to the community, so please let this post stand at least until you contact me.Isn't type 2 hpv passed from her v to your member. Getting hvp from a BJ is rare since it's a different stand. Now you can get oral hpv from mouth to mouth easily. Just curious.
Actually, yes. It took a while, but she eventually showed up in court. She has a lawyer and is fighting it, though in a rather insane way.
Anyone who want to read the court docs can run by the dupage county courthouse, g oto the clerk's office, and use a public access terminal. 2014 L001122 is the case.
What I expect is that I will eventually stop her, and hopefully keep some other people healthy.
Sorry you got Herpes. You really expect her to go to court? What do you expect to gain by suing this lady? Just asking.
Nope, not quite. HSV type 1 is the common cold sore, usually (though not always) found in the mouth. HSV type 2 is genital herpes, usually (but not always) found around the genitals.
You can get either in either place, and both diseases are systemic, meaning they infect the whole body. So, if you daty a girl who has type 2 you can get it in your mouth. Similarly you can get type 1 on your cock fro ma BBBJ from a girl wit ha cold sore. And, although pretty uncommon it IS possible to have both strains together.
Isn't type 2 hpv passed from her v to your member. Getting hvp from a BJ is rare since it's a different stand. Now you can get oral hpv from mouth to mouth easily. Just curious.
Thanks for sharing your story and the clarity on HSV. Actually, you scared the shit out of me for a good reason. Going forward I'll be more careful.
Nope, not quite. HSV type 1 is the common cold sore, usually (though not always) found in the mouth. HSV type 2 is genital herpes, usually (but not always) found around the genitals. You can get either in either place, and both diseases are systemic, meaning they infect the whole body. So, if you daty a girl who has type 2 you can get it in your mouth. Similarly you can get type 1 on your cock fro ma BBBJ from a girl wit ha cold sore. And, although pretty uncommon it IS possible to have both strains together.
Actually, yes. It took a while, but she eventually showed up in court. She has a lawyer and is fighting it, though in a rather insane way.
Anyone who want to read the court docs can run by the dupage county courthouse, g oto the clerk's office, and use a public access terminal. 2014 L001122 is the case.
What I expect is that I will eventually stop her, and hopefully keep some other people healthy.That's all well and good. But realistically can the court really stop this lady from having sex?
Realistically, no. But no law, in and of itself has ever stopped anyone from doing anything. The point of law is to enforce socially responsible behavior by making socially IRresposible behavior prohibitively expensive.
And the law evolves because the definition of 'responsible' and 'expensive' do, too.
That's all well and good. But realistically can the court really stop this lady from having sex?
I saw her a few months ago and had a great experience.I have seen her many times over the last 8 or 9 years and she is usually a good time at a reasonable cost. Never had any trouble at all with her. She may text when she needs business but is not a pest about it.
Member #5297
02-02-16, 15:07
Nope, not quite. HSV type 1 is the common cold sore, usually (though not always) found in the mouth. HSV type 2 is genital herpes, usually (but not always) found around the genitals.
You can get either in either place, and both diseases are systemic, meaning they infect the whole body. So, if you daty a girl who has type 2 you can get it in your mouth. Similarly you can get type 1 on your cock fro ma BBBJ from a girl wit ha cold sore. And, although pretty uncommon it IS possible to have both strains together.Sorry to hear this. I'm very careful ALWAYS about looking at a girls lips before doing anything. A cold sore can be covered up easy with makeup and tons of people in the US have HSV-1 on their mouths. If you get a BBBJ from someone when the virus is shedding then you're going to get HSV-1 on your stuff from that person which means that you will get genital herpes from that encounter. If you're going to get a BJ from someone you barely know, wear a condom -even a super thin one is much better than nothing, and keep mouth contact away from anywhere the condom doesn't cover. Genital herpes is sometimes more obvious but sometimes not. Going without a condom is playing Russian roulette. Remember lesions can occur inside the mouth and inside the vagina or on the butt / thigh area. So unless you're planning a doctors examination then wear a condom and know some history about the person you're engaging with. I'm really sorry this happened.
Here are the actual numbers (according to the CDC, anyway): there are 3 types of herpes. Herpes zoster (which causes chicken pox in kids and shingles in adults) is pandemic, almost everyone carries it. Herpes simplex type 1 (common cold sore) about 10 percent of 18 year-olds have it and (because it lasts forever) that number increases until about age 55 where about 50% of the population are carrying it. Herpes simplex tye 2 (genital herpes) about 5% of 18 year-olds increasing to about 24% in the 55 year-old group.
Read some interesting research recently, where they did a longitudinal study of women with type 2. According to assays of vaginal fluid they estimated that the average woman with type 2 is infectious about 14% of the time EVEN IN THE ABSENCE OF SYMPTOMS.
And THERE is the hell of herpes, friends: A whole lot of people have it and don't even know it because they've never HAD symptoms, but they are passing it out about one day in seven.
And a standard STD test doesn't check for it unless you pay for the full 8-panel.
Sorry if I'm just brimming with grim news, I'm such a downer.
Sorry to hear this. I'm very careful ALWAYS about looking at a girls lips before doing anything. A cold sore can be covered up easy with makeup and tons of people in the US have HSV-1 on their mouths. If you get a BBBJ from someone when the virus is shedding then you're going to get HSV-1 on your stuff from that person which means that you will get genital herpes from that encounter. If you're going to get a BJ from someone you barely know, wear a condom -even a super thin one is much better than nothing, and keep mouth contact away from anywhere the condom doesn't cover. Genital herpes is sometimes more obvious but sometimes not. Going without a condom is playing Russian roulette. Remember lesions can occur inside the mouth and inside the vagina or on the butt / thigh area. So unless you're planning a doctors examination then wear a condom and know some history about the person you're engaging with. I'm really sorry this happened.
LongDStyle
02-02-16, 18:43
Good news / bad news time:
Seems another girl is going to try the Uber thing and she is smoking hot, does bareback and now anal so I hear. That's the good news.
Here's the bad news: It's Kati from the Woodridge / Plainfield area who's been mentioned here before and used to troll CL. Besides being more than a bit psycho and a thief, she is deliberately passing out HSV-2, so no matter how good it looks you REALLY don't want to go there. Remember, HSV is passed by skin-to-skin contact, so condoms only REDUCE, not eliminate, transmission. Don't get the gift that keeps on giving.
Moderator / Admin: I know we don't usually allow these kinds of posts, but if you PM me I can provide ample proof. This woman is a danger to the community, so please let this post stand at least until you contact me.Is she still posting on CL?
FrankyCando
02-02-16, 20:00
I'm giving up on CL. No luck, been posting for a while and nothing but a few drug addicts \and sleazy type.
Besides spam up the ying-yang and I am starting to believe the only real people on CL are m4m and t4m.
Member #5297
02-02-16, 20:14
Here are the actual numbers (according to the CDC, anyway): there are 3 types of herpes. Herpes zoster (which causes chicken pox in kids and shingles in adults) is pandemic, almost everyone carries it. Herpes simplex type 1 (common cold sore) about 10 percent of 18 year-olds have it and (because it lasts forever) that number increases until about age 55 where about 50% of the population are carrying it. Herpes simplex tye 2 (genital herpes) about 5% of 18 year-olds increasing to about 24% in the 55 year-old group.
Read some interesting research recently, where they did a longitudinal study of women with type 2. According to assays of vaginal fluid they estimated that the average woman with type 2 is infectious about 14% of the time EVEN IN THE ABSENCE OF SYMPTOMS.
And THERE is the hell of herpes, friends: A whole lot of people have it and don't even know it because they've never HAD symptoms, but they are passing it out about one day in seven.
And a standard STD test doesn't check for it unless you pay for the full 8-panel.
Sorry if I'm just brimming with grim news, I'm such a downer.Yep, you're correct. I think another thing people forget about Herpes is that the virus enters your body through skin on skin contact and then works its way up your nerve path to the sacrum. From there breakouts occur up and down that nerve path, basically anywhere in the boxer shorts area but most commonly the head and shaft of the penis. So that means if the skin of a thigh meets the skin of another thigh that has a herpes lesion then that still results in the eventual breakouts on the penis, not just the thigh. The virus would enter the body through the skin of the thigh, travel up the nerve path, live and hide in the sacrum, and then cause outbreaks on the penis. Point being, the penis does not have to come into contact with the herpes skin in order to get genital herpes. Bumping and grinding can do the trick just the same. Wear a condom, don't do anything uncovered, and do your research or know a little about the person you see. I really appreciate your honesty. I'm sure half the people on this board have it and don't own up to it. The numbers just don't work any other way.
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