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Has anyone been here since they reopened? How is the new girl?Had a dream with the new girl. PM me for details.
Second time I dreamt about this place. First time, I didn't like my draw and left immediately for Lily.
Drew Coco this time around. Good deep massage but that was it. Not sure about the extras you all are talking about from Coco because I didn't experience any of that.
WhiskleyRun
10-04-21, 13:14
I don't know anything about this business, need credit card to hold appointment.
GunsNTitties93
10-04-21, 18:00
When there's the words "retreat" and "day spa" involved, it just a place for uppity folk to get pampered. Vestavia isn't having any part of shenanigans.
I don't know anything about this business, need credit card to hold appointment.
RigersHate
10-04-21, 20:31
A Japanese Spa, what listed. $60 per hour, not so fast $105 per hour I was told.
IrishDannyBoy
10-04-21, 20:48
I don't know anything about this business, need credit card to hold appointment.I know the owner personally. It was meant to look more authentic. Door slide shut, more like curtains. And trust me, you want get anything more than hopefully a very good massage and spa treatment. And I can tell you, if anyone try anything they will kick you out or call the police. Haha they are very uptight LOL.
MassageMan44
10-05-21, 13:08
Stopped at Tru by the dog track last week and had a good time.
CillBlinton
10-05-21, 16:06
I've been to quite a few of these places to figure them out.
There are some that I know exactly what I'm getting each time, like roots, t, Acu, and Envy. Outside of those, I seem to always draw a fail. I'm wondering if there are more than just these or if I've found all Birmingham has to offer?
Pm me with hints.
IAmAmazing
10-09-21, 16:22
I've been to quite a few of these places to figure them out.
There are some that I know exactly what I'm getting each time, like roots, t, Acu, and Envy. Outside of those, I seem to always draw a fail. I'm wondering if there are more than just these or if I've found all Birmingham has to offer?
Pm me with hints.What do you mean by "fail"? If it's FS you're looking for, you're in the wrong state.
EarnedIt45
10-11-21, 01:03
I heard some weird reports months ago, but I was wondering if they're still open and a recommended place.I've been recently. It was good, real massage followed by a HE. I won't go on a Sat again, too busy. Felt a little rushed. Plus the first girl I saw there is gone. She was young and more playful; I'll miss her. New girl is older (30's-40's maybe), good but not as flirty / playful. She pulled down her top and let me feel her tits, but finished me off quickly. Again I think that was more because it got busy. She claims I'll get more as we get to know each other. I would go again, but I think I want to try someplace else first.
I've been to quite a few of these places to figure them out.
There are some that I know exactly what I'm getting each time, like roots, t, Acu, and Envy. Outside of those, I seem to always draw a fail. I'm wondering if there are more than just these or if I've found all Birmingham has to offer?
Pm me with hints.Envy as in Massage Envy?
Went to One T and Panda last week. Both were meh.
I usually only go to One T when I'm looking for a better looking gal than what the usual spots offer. Unfortunately whoever I drew was not it. In her 50's. No assets. Could hardly even get jr up. Just sad. I just laughed and left.
Tried Panda over in Alabaster as well. No HE. Plenty of teasing though. Had the vibe that there would be a HE but oh well. Maybe it just wasn't my lucky day.
I've been recently. It was good, real massage followed by a HE. I won't go on a Sat again, too busy. Felt a little rushed. Plus the first girl I saw there is gone. She was young and more playful; I'll miss her. New girl is older (30's-40's maybe), good but not as flirty / playful. She pulled down her top and let me feel her tits, but finished me off quickly. Again I think that was more because it got busy. She claims I'll get more as we get to know each other. I would go again, but I think I want to try someplace else first.Also its more expensive than other spots, not worth it. They charge extra to cards too.
BulldogLoverr
10-11-21, 13:36
I've been to quite a few of these places to figure them out.
There are some that I know exactly what I'm getting each time, like roots, t, Acu, and Envy. Outside of those, I seem to always draw a fail. I'm wondering if there are more than just these or if I've found all Birmingham has to offer?
Pm me with hints.Which place are talking about? Acu?
Stop at this AMP in Montgomery a lot of teasing on the flip she allow roaming then ask if I wanted oil in my hand.
GunsNTitties93
10-11-21, 20:46
You couldn't of went to two totally different places. You can get whatever you want at T, and Panda has always been legit.
Went to One T and Panda last week. Both were meh.
I usually only go to One T when I'm looking for a better looking gal than what the usual spots offer. Unfortunately whoever I drew was not it. In her 50's. No assets. Could hardly even get jr up. Just sad. I just laughed and left.
Tried Panda over in Alabaster as well. No HE. Plenty of teasing though. Had the vibe that there would be a HE but oh well. Maybe it just wasn't my lucky day.
GunsNTitties93
10-11-21, 20:48
Whose dumb enough to use a card at a place like that?
Also its more expensive than other spots, not worth it. They charge extra to cards too.
Has anyone been to Lily?(By subway) if so, could you leave a review and details on appearance.
GunsNTitties93
10-12-21, 19:01
Legit place. Don't waste your time. Woman is old. The one time I went her feet stunk so bad you couldn't hardly stand to be in the same room.
Has anyone been to Lily?(By subway) if so, could you leave a review and details on appearance.
Has anyone been to Lily?(By subway) if so, could you leave a review and details on appearance.Once got serviced by someone I think is the owner. Next time I went, had to finish myself. YMMV.
EarnedIt45
10-13-21, 00:48
Also its more expensive than other spots, not worth it. They charge extra to cards too.I've been twice, got an HE both times, copped some feels, went home happy. Sure I'd like to pay less, but I'd rather leave satisfied.
Where would you suggest going for cheap satisfaction?
RubeTheNube
10-14-21, 10:01
Maybe it was a Gift Card? : X.
Whose dumb enough to use a card at a place like that?
RubeTheNube
10-14-21, 10:04
I have been several times. Lucy used to be my girl but she isn't there now.
Right now, Amy and Mia are the two that are working. Both are cutish and very friendly. Nothing more that some teasing but Mia seems she might be available for more. It was my first time seeing her so I will report back after the next visit.
I have not every had any issues with odor or smell feet (Yuck). But that is only my experience.
Cheers!
RTN.
Has anyone been to Lily?(By subway) if so, could you leave a review and details on appearance.
I just went. No HE. Smells dank. There is carpet and it's old. There are signs in the room saying there are no extras and only professional services. I don't know why they advertise on Rub Ratings. Probably trying to get business. If you want what I know you want, this is not the place.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/221471
Tried to go to Deep Roots but they said, "We have no time." And made me leave. It has been a tough day LOL. Guess I'm going to The Furnace tonight to see what happens.
I have been several times. Lucy used to be my girl but she isn't there now.
Right now, Amy and Mia are the two that are working. Both are cutish and very friendly. Nothing more that some teasing but Mia seems she might be available for more. It was my first time seeing her so I will report back after the next visit.
I have not every had any issues with odor or smell feet (Yuck). But that is only my experience.
Cheers!
RTN.
Just went to Deep Roots again and the door lady said, "only massage, only massage" I said "nothing extra?" And she reiterated, "only massage".
On one hand I'm confused, is there no place to get serviced around here? On the other hand I appreciate the lady telling me upfront and not taking my money.
If any monger knows a decent place or person, please let me know.
GunsNTitties93
10-14-21, 20:29
You're doing exactly what they want their ads to accomplish. To go with the hopes of something happening, that's not going to happen. Save your money.
I have been several times. Lucy used to be my girl but she isn't there now.
Right now, Amy and Mia are the two that are working. Both are cutish and very friendly. Nothing more that some teasing but Mia seems she might be available for more. It was my first time seeing her so I will report back after the next visit.
I have not every had any issues with odor or smell feet (Yuck). But that is only my experience.
Cheers!
RTN.
EarnedIt45
10-14-21, 23:58
Just went to Deep Roots again and the door lady said, "only massage, only massage" I said "nothing extra?" And she reiterated, "only massage".
On one hand I'm confused, is there no place to get serviced around here? On the other hand I appreciate the lady telling me upfront and not taking my money.
If any monger knows a decent place or person, please let me know.I recommend Sunny. I've only been twice but got HE both times. Yep it costs more, but you get what you pay for. I got a text from them on Tuesday saying they had 3 girls available. They texted me!.
There are other places, but apparently they're few and far between. Remember, we're in Alabama.
I just went. No HE. Smells dank. There is carpet and it's old. There are signs in the room saying there are no extras and only professional services. I don't know why they advertise on Rub Ratings. Probably trying to get business. If you want what I know you want, this is not the place.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/221471
Tried to go to Deep Roots but they said, "We have no time." And made me leave. It has been a tough day LOL. Guess I'm going to The Furnace tonight to see what happens.I can personally say that Lily's is not the move. I came in there before, and the girl acted like it was her first massage ever. GTFOH. I just got a subpar rubdown and nothing more. Lesson learned. I might as well go to Angel to at least know I'm getting something out of it.
GunsNTitties93
10-15-21, 20:36
It's not worth it to me, and I'm not the only one. They're the biggest up sellers and con artists around. Plus that location is horrible. Waaaay too much traffic around.
I recommend Sunny. I've only been twice but got HE both times. Yep it costs more, but you get what you pay for. I got a text from them on Tuesday saying they had 3 girls available. They texted me!.
There are other places, but apparently they're few and far between. Remember, we're in Alabama.
GunsNTitties93
10-15-21, 20:42
Does anyone have any inside knowledge of why the place that opened awhile back in Pelham and then shut down not long after? It was down 31, a few mikes from 119 on the left. Was in a building that sat off the road. I forget the name. It was talked about on here briefly. Had a girl that worked there with big, long nips.
BulldogLoverr
10-16-21, 08:30
Does anyone have any inside knowledge of why the place that opened awhile back in Pelham and then shut down not long after? It was down 31, a few mikes from 119 on the left. Was in a building that sat off the road. I forget the name. It was talked about on here briefly. Had a girl that worked there with big, long nips.A few years ago Pelham changed it's zoning ordinances and business license codes. I remember reading about it somewhere, anyway it places limits on certain new businesses like tattoo shops, pawn shops, massage parlors, etc. If I remember correctly a new one can't open within a certain distance of an existing one, can't stay open past 6:00 and other restrictions. That place probably violated one of those ordinances and the city used that to shut it down.
Just went to Deep Roots again and the door lady said, "only massage, only massage" I said "nothing extra?" And she reiterated, "only massage".
On one hand I'm confused, is there no place to get serviced around here? On the other hand I appreciate the lady telling me upfront and not taking my money.
If any monger knows a decent place or person, please let me know.If you're asking if they do HE when you walk in, then your parlor etiquette is off, and you'll never get what you're after.
GunsNTitties93
10-16-21, 19:51
There wasn't another shop anywhere near them. Plus you have Favorite down the road that stays open until 930. This place was open for a month or two, then closed for a week, then it opened back up for a few weeks, then it closed permanently. Didn't make any sense. Unless they were inappropriate with someone they shouldn't have been. I mean, when your masseuse is wearing a t shirt with no bra, and her half inch nips are poking out, it's probably not the best look, or smartest move.
A few years ago Pelham changed it's zoning ordinances and business license codes. I remember reading about it somewhere, anyway it places limits on certain new businesses like tattoo shops, pawn shops, massage parlors, etc. If I remember correctly a new one can't open within a certain distance of an existing one, can't stay open past 6:00 and other restrictions. That place probably violated one of those ordinances and the city used that to shut it down.
BulldogLoverr
10-16-21, 22:51
There wasn't another shop anywhere near them. Plus you have Favorite down the road that stays open until 930. This place was open for a month or two, then closed for a week, then it opened back up for a few weeks, then it closed permanently. Didn't make any sense. Unless they were inappropriate with someone they shouldn't have been. I mean, when your masseuse is wearing a t shirt with no bra, and her half inch nips are poking out, it's probably not the best look, or smartest move.If I remember correctly the distance was a mile so they were to close to Favorite and probably Iknead. Basically Pelham has given Favorite and Iknead a monopoly. Since they were already there before the ordinances changed they were probably grandfathered in and exempted from the closing times, etc. The location also had to be zoned a certain way couldn't be within a certain distance of residential or daycare etc. Pelham has picked who wins and who loses. I always felt this could have been fought in court but who would have had the money and time to expend. I'll try and find that article again.
Anyone have intel on this three hour outcall massage? In the area soon and looks interesting.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/136528
MammieJammer
10-18-21, 12:02
Anyone have intel on this three hour outcall massage? In the area soon and looks interesting.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/136528Trust me if it looks too good to be true it is. MJ.
EarnedIt45
10-20-21, 08:34
It's not worth it to me, and I'm not the only one. They're the biggest up sellers and con artists around. Plus that location is horrible. Waaaay too much traffic around.I keep hearing disappointment with other places around here. So what's good for a low price?
GunsNTitties93
10-20-21, 23:16
Low price and good don't go together. Usually you're not going to get a good therapeutic massage and a he. If you get a he, the massage is going to be shortchanged on time and crappy. Really nothing around town is worth the time or money. They're all really just hustlers and all about the $.
I keep hearing disappointment with other places around here. So what's good for a low price?
EarnedIt45
10-21-21, 09:08
Low price and good don't go together. Usually you're not going to get a good therapeutic massage and a he. If you get a he, the massage is going to be shortchanged on time and crappy. Really nothing around town is worth the time or money. They're all really just hustlers and all about the $.I get that it's all about the $. This hobby ain't cheap.
How about places that are at least good for he then?
MammieJammer
10-21-21, 13:25
I get that it's all about the $. This hobby ain't cheap.
How about places that are at least good for he then?Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up. And the reason for that is the people that own them and run them can make just as much money as an old-time Korean Asian massage parlor that offered everything without worrying about any. You guys keep going there Time After Time After Time just hoping there might be something when really most of the time that's not true. Occasionally some Rogue girl will without the knowledge of management do something for you but that is very much the exception rather than the rule if you're looking for the old time Korean Asian massage experience you might be able to find that in Atlanta but you seriously need to do your research before you go there because even in Atlanta probably 90% of the places that are open now are these scam parlors. So once again I've told you and warned you whether you keep wasting your money or not is up to you. MJ.
MassageMan44
10-21-21, 21:38
Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up.Really? I know a couple of places that still let you leave happy. I just went to one.
EarnedIt45
10-22-21, 02:39
Really? I know a couple of places that still let you leave happy. I just went to one.Same here. I went today, left with a great massage and very happy.
MammieJammer
10-22-21, 11:12
I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.
TboSixString
10-23-21, 10:38
Totally agree with your statement.
But it's cool when you can find one.
I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ..
MassageMan44
10-23-21, 20:49
I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.I know of at least 4 places that you can get a HE, if you can't then you aren't trying.
MammieJammer
10-24-21, 21:51
I know of at least 4 places that you can get a HE, if you can't then you aren't trying.How much money are you willing to pay for a hand job and how much money did you have to spend before you found a place that would give you one. What's the percentage of success and of real satisfaction compared to the amount of money you spent MJ.
EarnedIt45
10-25-21, 01:52
You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta.You're probably right. I'm not looking for full service. I'm happy with at least a decent massage and a happy ending, which for me is just a hand job. But the girl did way more than that. She reached between my butt cheeks and fondled my balls several times before the flip and rubbed her breasts on me (briefly but still!) after the flip. You're right also that you have to build a rapport with them. But she pulled down her top and gave me a good tug on my first visit, and this was only my second. She told me no below the waist, so there are limits. But she hinted that more is possible, for more money of course. Again, it was a great experience for me, more than just a tease. But mileage may vary based on what you're looking for.
IAmAmazing
10-25-21, 02:51
Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up. And the reason for that is the people that own them and run them can make just as much money as an old-time Korean Asian massage parlor that offered everything without worrying about any. You guys keep going there Time After Time After Time just hoping there might be something when really most of the time that's not true. Occasionally some Rogue girl will without the knowledge of management do something for you but that is very much the exception rather than the rule if you're looking for the old time Korean Asian massage experience you might be able to find that in Atlanta but you seriously need to do your research before you go there because even in Atlanta probably 90% of the places that are open now are these scam parlors. So once again I've told you and warned you whether you keep wasting your money or not is up to you. MJ.What about that One place in Birmingham. ?
IrishDannyBoy
10-25-21, 10:02
Once every several months I make almost this identical post but no one seems to want to listen or believe that it's actually true trust me when I tell you in the whole state of Alabama they are pretty much no Asian massage parlors that offer anything except some teasing a bad massage they take your money and you walk out with a lighter wallet and blue balls that's the way it is. Even in big cities like Atlanta Georgia and Los Angeles more and more of these tease joints are popping up. And the reason for that is the people that own them and run them can make just as much money as an old-time Korean Asian massage parlor that offered everything without worrying about any. You guys keep going there Time After Time After Time just hoping there might be something when really most of the time that's not true. Occasionally some Rogue girl will without the knowledge of management do something for you but that is very much the exception rather than the rule if you're looking for the old time Korean Asian massage experience you might be able to find that in Atlanta but you seriously need to do your research before you go there because even in Atlanta probably 90% of the places that are open now are these scam parlors. So once again I've told you and warned you whether you keep wasting your money or not is up to you. MJ.I somewhat agree & somewhat disagree. Your right about alabama for the most part. I can count on one hand around Birmingham where I can go to get a HJ. Only one place I'm aware for FS, and even that is getting more difficult if your not a regular customer. In atlanta though, I disagree. I can get a HJ at 90% or 95% of the one I go to. And FS at a good amount as well, as long as you know where to go. And let them see your face a good bit. So they know you. But yes it is getting harder to get anything at some place!
AlfredeNewman4
10-26-21, 09:47
If you could please PM me with the places I would greatly appreciate it. I know of one that I can share.
I know of at least 4 places that you can get a HE, if you can't then you aren't trying.
SouthernSon88
10-27-21, 13:32
I realize that occasionally you can find a place that will provide a HE but that is very much the exception I read many many posts in this forum where guys spend huge amounts of money on a regular basis and pretty much get nothing for it the statements about that and the complaints about it are pretty much endless so it makes me wonder how much good money are you willing to throw after bad to keep getting the same result which is mostly not what you're really looking for. A number of years ago when these tease joints started popping up I wasted a bit of money myself until I realize I was going down a road of spending far too much money for what I was getting. You may occasionally find a place here or there that will give you a handjob and may even get a decent massage but the old days where you could pretty much randomly go to any Asian massage parlor and have full service and more those days are pretty much gone even in big cities like Atlanta. If you read the Atlanta forums it's painfully obvious that even there you just can't at random walk into a place and get what you want and sometimes you have to develop a rapport with the girls in order to get something but even then it's rarely what used to be readily available in just about all Asian massage parlors. Certainly don't want to be controversial here but it just seems to me that the cost is not worth the return for pretty much all the establishment here in Alabama and it's getting to be more that way all across the country. Good luck out there guys but for me as far as what I spend and what I receive in return I'd rather find myself a good provider put down my cash and get exactly what I want. Stay safe and have fun! MJ.I always have that Asian itch. Used to visit AMPs and KAMPs all the time but haven't been in almost 3 years now. I always see your post MJ and take it to heart. Last AMP I went to was a tease and toss and I can't always trek out to ATL when I want to scratch that itch. I wish there was a good FS or at least HJ place around Birmingham consistently. I know some guys here say they got that one place or such but I don't post enough to beg for DMs on where / who.
I hope people quit giving these tease joints money so that the Asian girls coming in are more open to either giving a good massage or going FS.
I just want to thank all of you guys that mentioned this place. Let's just say everything you guys said about it was true. I drew Linda today and she made my trip worth it to say the least. I can say that anything is on the table if you give them enough out your wallet. I got everything I wanted, just wished the actual massage was better. But you know what you want when you come there. I will come back again soon to see if I can draw a different one.
I just want to thank all of you guys that mentioned this place. Let's just say everything you guys said about it was true. I drew Linda today and she made my trip worth it to say the least. I can say that anything is on the table if you give them enough out your wallet. I got everything I wanted, just wished the actual massage was better. But you know what you want when you come there. I will come back again soon to see if I can draw a different one.What was it like? What did Linda look like? Feel free to inbox. Thanks you!
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Desperado12
10-30-21, 11:59
Same here. I went today, left with a great massage and very happy.Could you inbox me with the places that you know of?
ArchStanton2
10-30-21, 15:02
What was it like? What did Linda look like? Feel free to inbox. Thanks you!I'd like to know too.
Desperado12
10-30-21, 15:26
I would like to know as well. I'm thinking of going to Birmingham today.
RigersHate
10-30-21, 18:54
And now one T is talk about, we see how far this goes.
MammieJammer
10-31-21, 13:17
Each of us comes into the forum as a new member. When I first came in it was explained to me that to gain trust and acceptance I should post reviews and useful information and after doing that for some time others on the site would begin to view me as reliable and trustworthy and would be more willing to share information with me. To come on the board and have pretty much every post you make a request for information is typically viewed by the senior members with distrust and suspicion. It's like my grandfather used to say don't approach me with a mouth full of give me and a handful of much obliged. It's much better to contribute to the Community first and ask for information later. MJ.
EarnedIt45
11-01-21, 08:57
Each of us comes into the forum as a new member. When I first came in it was explained to me that to gain trust and acceptance I should post reviews and useful information and after doing that for some time others on the site would begin to view me as reliable and trustworthy and would be more willing to share information with me. To come on the board and have pretty much every post you make a request for information is typically viewed by the senior members with distrust and suspicion. It's like my grandfather used to say don't approach me with a mouth full of give me and a handful of much obliged. It's much better to contribute to the Community first and ask for information later. MJ.That's good MJ.
For new people looking for places to go, there has been a lot of posts around here lately on various places. If you see mixed reviews about a place (some ups and some downs) it's probably worth a try. Trial and error is part of the game.
RigersHate
11-01-21, 16:45
I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy, I walk out. Headed to True Acupressure Alabaster Got what I needed, enough said.
GunsNTitties93
11-01-21, 19:26
What did you get, besides having to pay upfront, getting a 25 minute massage, and then some half ass hand job? That's usually what Tru is all about.
I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy, I walk out. Headed to True Acupressure Alabaster Got what I needed, enough said.
MassageMan44
11-01-21, 20:16
I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy, I walk out. Headed to True Acupressure Alabaster Got what I needed, enough said.Been there and the Birmingham location a few times and enjoyed it.
Hey there I am from up in Nashville and this lady goes between our 2 cities. Any chance someone could send me some info. Angel is way too common a name to search.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2963098
Thanks.
AnotherUse
11-03-21, 21:56
Haven't been to OneT in a while so was just wondering.
What's it's like now. Any info on new girls.
DM if why'all can thanks.
GunsNTitties93
11-04-21, 07:39
Don't bother.
Hey there I am from up in Nashville and this lady goes between our 2 cities. Any chance someone could send me some info. Angel is way too common a name to search.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2963098
Thanks.
Hey there I am from up in Nashville and this lady goes between our 2 cities. Any chance someone could send me some info. Angel is way too common a name to search.
https://www.adultlook.com/p/2963098
Thanks.That is a fake picture, she is really a big woman and gives shitty back rub and slaps on some oil for quick HE for big $$.
Thanks everyone I will cross her off the list.
IAmAmazing
11-07-21, 22:23
I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy.What do you mean by "talking crazy"? I've been there and I can verify it's basically what others have said.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/203415
Seems too good to be true so I know what that most often means. Claims to be in downtown Birmingham.
I should have waited to post. She finally asked for a deposit so yes definitely a scam and too good to be true.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/203415
Seems too good to be true so I know what that most often means. Claims to be in downtown Birmingham.
CoonHunter
11-09-21, 01:18
I rather pay cash. Giving cards information on the phone first, for a good massage.
BulldogLoverr
11-09-21, 10:26
I stop at DR the lady began talking crazy, I walk out. Headed to True Acupressure Alabaster Got what I needed, enough said."Talking Crazy"? What do you mean?
I got curious and found this site from Reddit, I lurked for a little and decided I would give Sunny a shot. Went there and was not disappointed, before this I had never came from a HJ so I was surprised and plan to do it again.
CillBlinton
11-18-21, 10:27
What do you mean by "fail"? If it's FS you're looking for, you're in the wrong state.Happy endings in general.
WhiskleyRun
11-18-21, 13:39
I call sunny ask the price she said 1 hour $70 a half hour $50, Yep $40 or $45 tips a hundred and over. They living good a very short massage.
RubeTheNube
11-19-21, 13:39
I should have waited to post. She finally asked for a deposit so yes definitely a scam and too good to be true.I have been in contact with this one for some time now. She does ask for the deposit. I stopped the chat. But I keep getting messages from her, about every week or so. We have a tentative time setup for the week after Thanksgiving.
I was able to get several selfies from her and she has a roommate who is also "available". I will report back if anything develops. Would be nice if it weren't TGTBT. She is pretty cute.
Cheers,
RTN.
Had luck at Angel and Sunny, but I Knead was a no go. Anyone have different experience or did I just get the wrong girl?
ArchStanton2
11-19-21, 17:29
Had luck at Angel and Sunny, but I Knead was a no go. Anyone have different experience or did I just get the wrong girl?I used to see a girl named Gina there. She made me very happy. I don't think she's there any more.
I have been in contact with this one for some time now. She does ask for the deposit. I stopped the chat. But I keep getting messages from her, about every week or so. We have a tentative time setup for the week after Thanksgiving.
I was able to get several selfies from her and she has a roommate who is also "available". I will report back if anything develops. Would be nice if it weren't TGTBT. She is pretty cute.
Cheers,
RTN.https://wheeling.postcraw.com/view/escorts/i-m-a-professional-therapist-7835#
She is posting in other states too. I personally didnt get good vibes when contacted her.
She sure is cute if not scam.
IrishDannyBoy
11-19-21, 20:56
https://wheeling.postcraw.com/view/escorts/i-m-a-professional-therapist-7835#
She is posting in other states too. I personally didnt get good vibes when contacted her.
She sure is cute if not scam.Yea man. Let us know. I would love to hear myself!
GunsNTitties93
11-19-21, 21:17
Don't waste your time or money there.
Had luck at Angel and Sunny, but I Knead was a no go. Anyone have different experience or did I just get the wrong girl?
I tried deep Roots, the lady seemed weird upon my entry so I just left, she wasn't hot anyway, then I went to Oasis down the street got a good massage but no happy ending, so I ended up going through one of the usual spots.
GunsNTitties93
11-22-21, 21:38
You should've just jerked off in the car and saved the time and money.
I tried deep Roots, the lady seemed weird upon my entry so I just left, she wasn't hot anyway, then I went to Oasis down the street got a good massage but no happy ending, so I ended up going through one of the usual spots.
John Deuce
11-23-21, 14:43
Has anyone checked on this?
https://bham.craigslist.org/bts/d/birmingham-backache-relief-will-come-to/7410543400.html
Plaining on stopping by this place, anyone know anything.
EarnedIt45
11-28-21, 00:02
Has anyone checked on this?
https://bham.craigslist.org/bts/d/birmingham-backache-relief-will-come-to/7410543400.htmlSounds like a legit massage therapist to me. The ad says no outside solicitations or offers. I'd go with that.
John Deuce
11-28-21, 15:05
Sounds like a legit massage therapist to me. The ad says no outside solicitations or offers. I'd go with that.All Craigslist ads have always come with that message on them. Even back when they had a Personals section.
John Deuce
11-28-21, 17:42
Has anyone checked on this?
https://bham.craigslist.org/bts/d/birmingham-backache-relief-will-come-to/7410543400.htmlI checked. This is the girl that was in Leeds at one time. I think Grayson Valley as well. She has always given great massages but nothing else was ever on the menu that I could remember.
GunsNTitties93
11-28-21, 19:42
She was also at a place off Ruffner rd, center point parkway, and near Lake shore. She seemed to move every other month for some reason. This was 8-10 years ago.
I checked. This is the girl that was in Leeds at one time. I think Grayson Valley as well. She has always given great massages but nothing else was ever on the menu that I could remember.
John Deuce
11-29-21, 18:52
She was also at a place off Ruffner rd, center point parkway, and near Lake shore. She seemed to move every other month for some reason. This was 8-10 years ago.Yeah, I remember the Ruffner Rd spot. This was actually a new spot as well because her ad made it look like Homewoid but she was in Huffman. She said that she is sharing that place and is planning to move again soon.
RubeTheNube
11-30-21, 11:55
Hey Gents,
Any chance this is real? I am getting a stinging feeling as there are a bunch of these that have just popped up on RR.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/247219
What are your thoughts?
Does Uncle LEO use out of state area codes? What are some signs that give you all pause?
Thanks!
RTN.
Hey Gents,
Any chance this is real? I am getting a stinging feeling as there are a bunch of these that have just popped up on RR.
https://birmingham.rubratings.com/247219
What are your thoughts?
Does Uncle LEO use out of state area codes? What are some signs that give you all pause?
Thanks!
RTN.There's a good chance they are real but don't expect to see the girl in the pics. It's like going to a KAMP except it's in a hotel. It's a hit or miss. Watch out for up sale techniques. More likely the girl answering the call will not be the girl you see. When the door opens you may see a cute young girl or you may see an ugly old lady and anything and everything in between.
SilverDawg
11-30-21, 17:29
Yeah, I remember the Ruffner Rd spot. This was actually a new spot as well because her ad made it look like Homewoid but she was in Huffman. She said that she is sharing that place and is planning to move again soon.I went to Leeds 2 or 3 times I guess 3 years ago--maybe 4. Good massage. Nice lady. No handshakes and I tried.
John Deuce
12-01-21, 12:29
I went to Leeds 2 or 3 times I guess 3 years ago--maybe 4. Good massage. Nice lady. No handshakes and I tried.I did go. Same one. Good massage but nothing else. Could not really tell if she was more open to anything these days but nothing definitely was going to happen there or until she is in her own place again. She even leaned in real close to whisper that the walls there were thin and everybody could hear us. Someone even knocked kn the door. She got a little ticked and told her that she was in a session.
I have been wondering about these as myself. There are several of them with different numbers but they all give you the same motel. The same type of canned response. But they do chat back-and-forth with you. One of the numbers I noticed traces back to an actual massage business in Louisiana.
Years ago they were something similar in Montgomery. It only popped up every month or two. There were several things that were really puzzling. The room was full and I mean full of actual massage supplies, towels, etc. As though it was set up as a business. This was not something someone moved in overnight. Puzzling. And that experience involved a beautiful Asian similar to what is in those pictures. Good service not issues other than just a little rushed.
The next time they sent me to a different motel and the girl was old and nasty and didn't do much.
There's a good chance they are real but don't expect to see the girl in the pics. It's like going to a KAMP except it's in a hotel. It's a hit or miss. Watch out for up sale techniques. More likely the girl answering the call will not be the girl you see. When the door opens you may see a cute young girl or you may see an ugly old lady and anything and everything in between.
IAmAmazing
12-05-21, 02:28
Does Uncle LEO use out of state area codes? What are some signs that give you all pause?
Thanks!
RTN.Anyone can get an out of state number using google or some other service. I'm sure Uncle LEO has more tricks up his sleeves than that. It's hard to know if it's him or not. I guess you could scope the place out a bit before you try it out.
RigersHate
12-08-21, 14:22
Who raise the I hour house fee to $70 plus $40 tips. Hangs with plenty money I guest.
Catching the Greyhound Bus to Mexico heading to Tijuana massage place, Before I return to Relax Massage or Sunny around here.
Please PM me if you know a licensed massage therapist in Bham with a private office, who may be interesting. I know one of the SA ladies was such, but never made contact. Administrator, please delete if inappropriate!
Visited late Sunday night not a car in the lot. Massage was sub par. The handshake she had to real work at it and was one of the best I've had. A little backdoor massage as well. A Benjamin damage.
BulldogLoverr
12-09-21, 16:33
Visited late Sunday night not a car in the lot. Massage was sub par. The handshake she had to real work at it and was one of the best I've had. A little backdoor massage as well. A Benjamin damage.Which (L's)? There are 2 of them.
GunsNTitties93
12-09-21, 20:40
Lily, I'm guessing, just based on the sub par massage. Which probably was only about 30 min.
Which (L's)? There are 2 of them.
Any experience with outcall asian massage to hotel room or home?
Lily, I'm guessing, just based on the sub par massage. Which probably was only about 30 min.There are two "Lily's" on 280. One near Brook Highland and the other in Chelsea. They are not related by owner. Which are we talking about?
DryWall1990
12-12-21, 00:31
I got a good message, she is professional unfortunately.
Has anyone checked on this?
https://bham.craigslist.org/bts/d/birmingham-backache-relief-will-come-to/7410543400.html
IAmAmazing
12-12-21, 20:54
Catching the Greyhound Bus to Mexico heading to Tijuana massage place, Before I return to Relax Massage or Sunny around here.Try Hong Kong in Tijuana. Mexico has a full red light district where FS is legal without need for a massage establishment. I'm sure you already know that. There's also an international sex guide as well.
RigersHate
12-13-21, 01:54
Try Hong Kong in Tijuana. Mexico has a full red light district where FS is legal without need for a massage establishment. I'm sure you already know that. There's also an international sex guide as well.Didn't need a sex guide. China and Tijuana peoples are here. Operated these establishment, hands paying the cost.
The word get out around here, $ start pouring in. Like it the best thing to happen.
BulldogLoverr
12-13-21, 10:45
The word get out around here, $ start pouring in. Like it the best thing to happen.Try.
What exactly are you talking about?
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Went there and the new girl massage half of my back and neck only. She said okay finish. I won't Repeat.
Was recommended to me by a member of this board. Finally got there today. Wasn't disappointed although I didn't push too much. Libby is great. Left happy. Not the last time.
Was recommended to me by a member of this board. Finally got there today. Wasn't disappointed although I didn't push too much. Libby is great. Left happy. Not the last time.What is the name of the place?
CoonHunter
12-14-21, 16:42
1ST Ave north had a special for first times $50 1 hour, the Catch was need credit cards to make appointment, a legit place I already knew.
BulldogLoverr
12-15-21, 10:50
1ST Ave north had a special for first times $50 1 hour, the Catch was need credit cards to make appointment, a legit place I already knew.1st Ave and? Where are you talking about?
The word get out around here, $ start pouring in. Like it the best thing to happen.Please attempt a coherent sentence. It makes an information sharing site like this more useful.
Have anybody tried these places in Alabaster? They are both in a Plaza like area when you drive past them. Just wondering if it's worth the coins to make that trip over there to either location.
GunsNTitties93
12-18-21, 23:42
Don't bother.
Have anybody tried these places in Alabaster? They are both in a Plaza like area when you drive past them. Just wondering if it's worth the coins to make that trip over there to either location.
I like to venture out, see what's out there. Had no luck except the same 3 places always have. I knead was biggest disappointment. I don't mind paying for a massage, but all it was is a grease down like a chicken or turkey, barely no massage, focused on legs and just rubbed I'm lotion, pathetic. Same 3 places are great though and good massage too.
WhiskleyRun
12-22-21, 17:31
Stop there, masseuse was Lucy old lady, 1 hour massage was ok, offer DIY at the end, I said nope, she started fussing for a big tip, I gave a small tip for the ok massage and exit.
Stopped by the other day and visited with Bobbie. She said that Linda (the other girl) would be leaving soon and a new person would be arriving just after the new year. I don't have any info on the new girl.
MassageMan44
12-28-21, 16:05
Have anybody tried these places in Alabaster? They are both in a Plaza like area when you drive past them. Just wondering if it's worth the coins to make that trip over there to either location.I've enjoyed going to Tru.
JuiceMan1967
12-29-21, 12:31
Based on reviews from the forum decided to check out 1 T. Called ahead for appt. Told just knock on door everything would be good. Drove 2 hours to destination. Greeted by short haired small older (50's) Korean masseuse and asked to pay upfront $70. After waiting in room for ten minutes same woman enters. Asked name and told haha is her name. She starts asking a million questions: where am I from, how far was the drive, did I drive from X, do I work for X or X let's say Toyota plant, all the companies in the radius. The massage was pinching and pushing. I start asking her the same questions since they are non stop. Specialized in deep tissue. Starts trying to pop back and neck. The whole time it's relax relax I don't want you to get hurt. This is deep tissue and stretching. You are going to like it at the end. Then she does the checking front door, answering phone calls, yelling in Korean to someone else. I comment they are very busy and ask if other masseuse are available. No one else here even though I can hear another masseuse. As I've read left the tip on table before we started. $$$ she pockets it on one of the several interruptions. Towards the end was the big climatic "brain stem" her words massage. Asks if I want water before leaving. I personally registered to leave this review. For the cost of a PlayStation 5 save your money. Worse encounter I've ever had. Really bizarre attitude maybe certifiable crazy. Leaving this as a warning. Deserve exchange hard earned money for relaxing experience. Not even about mongering at this point. Totally taken advantage of.
Long time visitor of Angel, but new girl there is awful. Last two times, 35 min when paid for full hour. Last night they even called me, had my number bc I called to see of opening was available, to tell me I forgot to pay. I gave the girl a 100 bill and never received change, I did pay. I called back a few minutes later to make sure they had it straightened out. Was told something like ok thank you see you next time, probably won't be a next time. They need new girls.
GunsNTitties93
12-30-21, 08:27
She's only doing what she's told to do. I've said before the place is a ripoff and their other location does the same shit.
Long time visitor of Angel, but new girl there is awful. Last two times, 35 min when paid for full hour. Last night they even called me, had my number bc I called to see of opening was available, to tell me I forgot to pay. I gave the girl a 100 bill and never received change, I did pay. I called back a few minutes later to make sure they had it straightened out. Was told something like ok thank you see you next time, probably won't be a next time. They need new girls.
She's only doing what she's told to do. I've said before the place is a ripoff and their other location does the same shit.It's too bad that these two shops went downhill. Owner; herself, used to be very good giving massage. Both places answer phone, leave to greet front door, smoke and short your time. Owner had a good operation when she was located on Valleydale Rd. With her and another lady. I would not repeat. Too many other places available for good service.
Tug.
TboSixString
12-31-21, 01:50
Based on reviews from the forum decided to check out 1 T. Called ahead for appt. Told just knock on door everything would be good. Drove 2 hours to destination. Greeted by short haired small older (50's) Korean masseuse and asked to pay upfront $70. After waiting in room for ten minutes same woman enters. Asked name and told haha is her name. She starts asking a million questions: where am I from, how far was the drive, did I drive from X, do I work for X or X let's say Toyota plant, all the companies in the radius. The massage was pinching and pushing. I start asking her the same questions since they are non stop. Specialized in deep tissue. Starts trying to pop back and neck. The whole time it's relax relax I don't want you to get hurt. This is deep tissue and stretching. You are going to like it at the end. Then she does the checking front door, answering phone calls, yelling in Korean to someone else. I comment they are very busy and ask if other masseuse are available. No one else here even though I can hear another masseuse. As I've read left the tip on table before we started. $$$ she pockets it on one of the several interruptions. Towards the end was the big climatic "brain stem" her words massage. Asks if I want water before leaving. I personally registered to leave this review. For the cost of a PlayStation 5 save your money. Worse encounter I've ever had. Really bizarre attitude maybe certifiable crazy. Leaving this as a warning. Deserve exchange hard earned money for relaxing experience. Not even about mongering at this point. Totally taken advantage of.Did you leave a 300 dollar tip in plain view?
JuiceMan1967
12-31-21, 03:10
Did you leave a 300 dollar tip in plain view?Another forum sub section says $ = house fee. I usually double for excellent service $$. Extraordinary would be triple $$$ which I was prepared to do. This is all my fault for not listening to the smarter contributors on here. Never pay upfront before services start. Over it! Found a better place and will never step foot in One T again.
Found a better place and will never step foot in One T again.Glad you found some place you are happier with. I hate to say this (and I'm not trying to be a "white knight") but it sounds like you might have weirded them out in some fashion.
Long time visitor of Angel, but new girl there is awful. Last two times, 35 min when paid for full hour. Last night they even called me, had my number bc I called to see of opening was available, to tell me I forgot to pay. I gave the girl a 100 bill and never received change, I did pay. I called back a few minutes later to make sure they had it straightened out. Was told something like ok thank you see you next time, probably won't be a next time. They need new girls.Read your private messages.
Glad you found some place you are happier with. I hate to say this (and I'm not trying to be a "white knight") but it sounds like you might have weirded them out in some fashion.I agree, I've seen both girls there and didn't get much of a massage either time. My only problem was $ one time, $$$ the next.
If you go to an AMP and ask for "do the lower back, and go heavy" massage. Am I right that all the legit AMPs can put enough pressure on all your back muscles that they will all be sore the next day?
BTW- Good massage in Decatur, just don't expect extras.
GunsNTitties93
01-02-22, 19:30
If you get a good, professional deep tissue massage anywhere on your body, you'll be sore the next day. That's why they tell you to drink plenty of water afterwards. You're not going to get anywhere close to a deep massage at these tease joints. Those girls aren't going to work that hard. They want to herd you in, do the least amount and get you out as soon as possible. I truly wish they'd all just shut down. None of them deserve a penny.
If you go to an AMP and ask for "do the lower back, and go heavy" massage. Am I right that all the legit AMPs can put enough pressure on all your back muscles that they will all be sore the next day?
BTW- Good massage in Decatur, just don't expect extras.
CillBlinton
01-02-22, 20:09
Are there any places outside of the obvious 1 That has full service on the menu?
It's all the same few things around here, good massage limited menu, or great menu and bad massage, and the only 2 places with an awesome massage and almost full menu swapped that one person in them for a noob that does a horrible massage and acts like they learned from sunny.
GunsNTitties93
01-03-22, 08:38
No. And anywhere you've gotten a good massage, there is no menu. And I don't where you got this "awesome massage and almost full menu"[Deleted by Admin]. But I guess as we all have different interpretations of what good and awesome are.
Are there any places outside of the obvious 1 That has full service on the menu?
It's all the same few things around here, good massage limited menu, or great menu and bad massage, and the only 2 places with an awesome massage and almost full menu swapped that one person in them for a noob that does a horrible massage and acts like they learned from sunny.
CillBlinton
01-05-22, 12:14
anywhere you've gotten a good massage, there is no menu.That's not true. I've thought that at one time, but as it turns out you can have both, or none, depending on where you go.
I've had a noodle hands massage from a "legit" place and I used to frequent a spot with a full service lady (she's gone now) who I would go to just for her massage most of the time.
CoonHunter
01-06-22, 18:18
"Legit" places fee $90-$105 for 1 hour stay cover, I Reckon Asian massage places will increase their fees, if not already.
"Legit" places fee $90-$105 for 1 hour stay cover, I Reckon Asian massage places will increase their fees, if not already.Another reason not to go to them anymore.
QuietlyQuirky
01-10-22, 08:31
Stopped by one t yesterday to find it closed. There was even a wire hanging down in front of the door from the pole. Not sure if it's building damage or what, but they were shut down and not answering the phone. Anyone know if it's down for good or just a hiatus, and / or know any FS alternatives?
Thanks in advance!
Stopped by one t yesterday to find it closed. There was even a wire hanging down in front of the door from the pole. Not sure if it's building damage or what, but they were shut down and not answering the phone. Anyone know if it's down for good or just a hiatus, and / or know any FS alternatives?
Thanks in advance!The wire hanging down (at least the last time I was there) is a cable TV drop. They need to get someone to tie it back up where it belongs. More than likely they are just taking a break between Linda's departure and the new girl's arrival.
The wire hanging down (at least the last time I was there) is a cable TV drop. They need to get someone to tie it back up where it belongs. More than likely they are just taking a break between Linda's departure and the new girl's arrival.They are open. Great massage. Told it was new girl.
They are open. Great massage. Told it was new girl.Just got text from Bobbie that the new girl is there (I don't have a name for her) and that they are open. They had water problems is the reason they were closed yesterday.
Just got text from Bobbie that the new girl is there (I don't have a name for her) and that they are open. They had water problems is the reason they were closed yesterday.Pm me what you think.
QuietlyQuirky
01-11-22, 00:54
Just got text from Bobbie that the new girl is there (I don't have a name for her) and that they are open. They had water problems is the reason they were closed yesterday.Awesome thanks all, I'll have to swing by this week and try out the new girl!
Sunny bit too expensive, anything going on in T-Town?
Wow, you guys were right, just wow.
The girl I got, 'C', took care of me, and it was a nice first time experience for me, with the help of you guys of course.
I way overpaid I'm ashamed to admit, 70 up front, 40 for HE, and, because I was nervous (again, my first time getting extras at an AMP) 100 more.
But I left happy and I don't regret it because I think she deserves the extra with the effort she put in. PM me for details, but holy moly, I need to drive to Bham more often after that service!
But next time I'm definitely going to limit my pay.
Nice place, woman is nice but semi older. I've gotten what I want 5 straight times now.
QuietlyQuirky
01-15-22, 21:57
Had a chance to swing by and check out the new girl. Roughly estimated mid-40's, slim-ish with decent bolt ons, reasonably attractive when the mask comes off. Speaks decent english as well. Shower was uninspired but thorough, and performance was on par with every other time I've been to One T, get what I come for (no pun intended) and $. 8 out the door.
Thinking of seeing her. Anyone have any experience with her?
https://birmingham.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/tantric-and-nuru-massage-a-ver/001045980327
QuietlyQuirky
01-17-22, 23:42
Decided to give Sunny a try, very cute provider, didn't catch the name. Excessively overpriced, only offered standard finish, wanted $ for topless roaming. Maybe I got the wrong provider or they didn't like me, but that'll be my last visit LOL.
GunsNTitties93
01-18-22, 08:58
People who know, have said on here just what you experienced. It doesn't matter who someone gets there, because it is what it is.
Decided to give Sunny a try, very cute provider, didn't catch the name. Excessively overpriced, only offered standard finish, wanted $ for topless roaming. Maybe I got the wrong provider or they didn't like me, but that'll be my last visit LOL.
John Deuce
01-19-22, 17:21
Based on reviews from the forum decided to check out 1 T. Called ahead for appt. Told just knock on door everything would be good. Drove 2 hours to destination. Greeted by short haired small older (50's) Korean masseuse and asked to pay upfront $70. After waiting in room for ten minutes same woman enters. Asked name and told haha is her name. She starts asking a million questions: where am I from, how far was the drive, did I drive from X, do I work for X or X let's say Toyota plant, all the companies in the radius. The massage was pinching and pushing. I start asking her the same questions since they are non stop. Specialized in deep tissue. Starts trying to pop back and neck. The whole time it's relax relax I don't want you to get hurt. This is deep tissue and stretching. You are going to like it at the end. Then she does the checking front door, answering phone calls, yelling in Korean to someone else. I comment they are very busy and ask if other masseuse are available. No one else here even though I can hear another masseuse. As I've read left the tip on table before we started. $$$ she pockets it on one of the several interruptions. Towards the end was the big climatic "brain stem" her words massage. Asks if I want water before leaving. I personally registered to leave this review. For the cost of a PlayStation 5 save your money. Worse encounter I've ever had. Really bizarre attitude maybe certifiable crazy. Leaving this as a warning. Deserve exchange hard earned money for relaxing experience. Not even about mongering at this point. Totally taken advantage of.There is not a place even near B'ham that would warrant a $$$ tip, much less paying that before you even got the massage. You were not taken advantage of, you just gave away money.
BuckInHere
01-19-22, 20:25
The reason the provider is so talkative she is trying to find out if you are a part of LEO.
JuiceMan1967
01-20-22, 19:18
Follow-up on my TOFTT. I left unhappy. She was rude the whole time in talk and body language. I was told, hands re-positioned, in much worse fashion than massage envy. For those that say it was my vibe. Let's say I use the same playbook with 99% success. Shower, appearance, cologne, ya know the basics. Smile, respectful and friendly. Basic stuff! It was sh*T show from the start. Lucky me to be unlucky customer that day. FWIW I'm in good shape. Should have just walked but you pay house fee upfront. And I will never leave tip money unattended. That's on me.
Having said that! Taken my business over to ATL and if anyone wants recommendations PM me.
Right off I-75. Stopped in for 1 hr massage. 8.
Mamma San opened door lead me to massage room. Pretty 45 mixed jap / Korean enters in one piece skirt and top with scrunch in middle not fat. Huge knockers maybe implants. Lip injections but perfect skin. Lay down on massage table undressed. She comes in makes small talk all touchy feely. Uses a warm damp wash cloth and starts pressing & massaging me top to bottom. Uses both hands with double hot damp washcloths.
15-20 minutes chit chat will getting super firm massage top to bottom. Then she comes back with wet wash clothes cleans whole body (said TS out of order but would be fixed my next visit).
Starts rubbing baby powder on my backside as she straddles me. Get a interesting NURU slide for 10 minutes.
Grazes the boys. Feel and hear suction. Reaches hand near my stomach while I'm face down and she is behind. Starts tugging / massaging with the suction noise. I raise up into doggy and it doesn't stop. Really cleaning my gluts while tugging.
Decided to flip. More nuru on front and more suction cleaning taking place. Swapped positions and ended massage session quick rubbing her feet with both hands.
$. 20 tip plus. 8 house OTD. She did introduce me to another masseuse on the way out. Chit chatted and left. Too bad it's such a long drive and nothing local matches the service. Sigh.
IAmAmazing
01-24-22, 00:28
There is not a place even near B'ham that would warrant a $$$ tip, much less paying that before you even got the massage. You were not taken advantage of, you just gave away money.Is 1 T no longer a FS parlor? I know that LEO has been hard on KAMPs in Birmingham for some time. Maybe they're scared of LEO coming in or maybe it's like how the so called Birmingham "strip clubs" are pasty clubs right before elections?
IAmAmazing
01-24-22, 00:34
Stopped by one t yesterday to find it closed. There was even a wire hanging down in front of the door from the pole. Not sure if it's building damage or what, but they were shut down and not answering the phone. Anyone know if it's down for good or just a hiatus, and / or know any FS alternatives?
Thanks in advance!I think Birmingham is officially dead in this department. Maybe it's just temporary. I do know that a lot of the DIY joints closed during the shutdown. ATL still has hope. A lot of the KAMPs there have younger Latinas working but they're much more expensive.
GunsNTitties93
01-24-22, 09:06
One T is still doing their thing. There's not one place around town that had to close during the pandemic. The only places to close, three of them LE shut down, one just closed because it was going to anyway, and one place I think just closed recently.
I think Birmingham is officially dead in this department. Maybe it's just temporary. I do know that a lot of the DIY joints closed during the shutdown. ATL still has hope. A lot of the KAMPs there have younger Latinas working but they're much more expensive.
One T is still doing their thing. There's not one place around town that had to close during the pandemic. The only places to close, three of them LE shut down, one just closed because it was going to anyway, and one place I think just closed recently.The last time I tried One T I swear I pulled someone's grandma. I'm sure pulling the dentures out would have been interesting, but. Hell to the naw.
IAmAmazing
01-30-22, 19:53
The last time I tried One T I swear I pulled someone's grandma. I'm sure pulling the dentures out would have been interesting, but. Hell to the naw.If you want younger, you have to go to ATL. Most of the younger ones 25+ year olds are latinas although I did see a younger asian lady at one location but I'm not sure if she was working there. I think a lot of those latinas may have been Follies girls.
On Sunday I had the opportunity to stop by 1 T.
Was welcomed by Bobbie and she was nice and friendly as always. I saw her friend Holly that started there a few weeks ago. Bobbie and Holly have similar builds, but Holly has long black hair. Both are very attractive women to me.
Holly gave me a nice TS and then it was back to the room for what I thought was a pleasant massage. She did find the kink in my low back and gave it some attention to loosen up the muscles there. After the massage it was on to the main event which was everything I expected and in line with the service I normally get from Bobbie.
There is also another girl there called Pink. I only saw her from the back and she looked good from the rear. She has long brownish / blonde hair.
RubeTheNube
02-02-22, 12:09
I gave Pam a try for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Pam! She is pretty, racked and stacked, and makes your feel very comfortable.
1.5 for an hour and it was well worth it! Left very relaxed and very happy.
I will be seeing Pam again and may try a different massage on my next run. If you haven't seen her yet, give her a call! It is worth your time!
Cheers!
RubSkr1739
02-03-22, 21:19
Anybody had any luck there? See it on rubmaps but haven't heard much about it outside of that.
Anybody had any luck there? See it on rubmaps but haven't heard much about it outside of that.Older Asian woman gave massage, it was decent but that's all you'll get. Go a mile further east to DR you be happy!
Tug.
Does anyone know anything about Tao down the road from envy and DR saw it while heading to DR.
GunsNTitties93
02-05-22, 10:45
Been there for years. Owned by the same people who did have Foot Acupressure in Hoover and Houliang in Vestavia. Other than a few times, it's never been worth a shit. Old, fat Lucy that works at the one by the horse track used to work there years ago.
Does anyone know anything about Tao down the road from envy and DR saw it while heading to DR.
Brick Thick
02-07-22, 10:23
I gave Pam a try for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Pam! She is pretty, racked and stacked, and makes your feel very comfortable.
1.5 for an hour and it was well worth it! Left very relaxed and very happy.
I will be seeing Pam again and may try a different massage on my next run. If you haven't seen her yet, give her a call! It is worth your time!
Cheers!Glad to hear she's still in business. I don't see her posting on rubratings lately. Can you post her link? Thanks.
Glad to hear she's still in business. I don't see her posting on rubratings lately. Can you post her link? Thanks.Feel free to inbox me.
This may be off the beaten track for some board followers here but passed along in the name of general information. Was out of town and visited SY in Decatur noonish on Friday Feb 4th. 10th Street just off Highway 31. Was a walk-in, no appointment. Girls there are cute, age maybe 30's. Offered choice of oils up front in the lobby. Massage was fine, no tease, but DIY accepted. Pleasant diversion from my usual B'ham haunts, but nothing worth going that far out of the way again.
Not much information available in my search of I Knead. My one visit was a decent massage and no tease, cannot remember her name. As I was leaving, I heard customer say he had appointment with Sara. She had a pretty smile!
Can someone give me some details on Sara? Post or PM me would be greatly appreciated. Couple months ago I went to Lily in Chelsea, massage was very good, but no tease. She kept junior covered with towel and wouldn't let remove towel!! This place is $70 hr. Won't repeat.
Tug.
BulldogLoverr
02-15-22, 17:28
Not much information available in my search of I Knead. My one visit was a decent massage and no tease, cannot remember her name. As I was leaving, I heard customer say he had appointment with Sara. She had a pretty smile!
Can someone give me some details on Sara? Post or PM me would be greatly appreciated. Couple months ago I went to Lily in Chelsea, massage was very good, but no tease. She kept junior covered with towel and wouldn't let remove towel!! This place is $70 hr. Won't repeat.
Tug.I think inflation is catching up with the AMP world as well. If I am not mistaken Houliang in Vestavia and Tao are now charging $70 for an hour. Not surprised it is only a matter of time before everyone raises their prices.
GunsNTitties93
02-15-22, 21:11
Houliang has charged that for 15 years. No one's raising prices. They don't need to raise them with everyone showing up to jerk themselves off, and then tip for it. I think some could charge $100 an hr and plenty of fools will pay that just to have someone on the off chance they graze their balls. All of these places should have went out of business years ago.
I think inflation is catching up with the AMP world as well. If I am not mistaken Houliang in Vestavia and Tao are now charging $70 for an hour. Not surprised it is only a matter of time before everyone raises their prices.
Has anyone seen Sara and can give me some details before I go, so I know what I can look forward to? THANKS GUYS.
Tug.
Has anyone seen Sara and can give me some details before I go, so I know what I can look forward to? THANKS GUYS.
Tug.I knead is a no go. Try elsewhere.
CillBlinton
02-17-22, 17:42
I knead is a no go. Try elsewhere.I guess the phrase YMMV is true for here. After the first 2 visits, I get the usual good time with a great massage, only 2 of them allow touching after they get to know you.
CillBlinton
02-17-22, 17:45
I'm looking for new spots with a similar menu to 1 t. Willing to trade for info on good spots I know. Pm only.
CrisPunCut
02-18-22, 21:57
I'm looking for new spots with a similar menu to 1 t. Willing to trade for info on good spots I know. Pm only.Pm sent awaiting for your response.
GunsNTitties93
02-19-22, 08:52
There are none. Go to Atlanta and the surrounding areas.
I'm looking for new spots with a similar menu to 1 t. Willing to trade for info on good spots I know. Pm only.
Sillwmith11
02-20-22, 11:46
PM only. More than handshake.
Sillwmith11
02-20-22, 11:53
I gave Pam a try for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Pam! She is pretty, racked and stacked, and makes your feel very comfortable.
1.5 for an hour and it was well worth it! Left very relaxed and very happy.
I will be seeing Pam again and may try a different massage on my next run. If you haven't seen her yet, give her a call! It is worth your time!
Cheers!One of a kind.
Sillwmith11
02-20-22, 11:57
https://www.al.com/news/tuscaloosa/2022/02/prostitution-sting-led-to-arrest-of-university-of-alabama-vice-president-14-others.html?fbclid=IwAR17KpTQpL4cfZ0yzNGPDj-RY8BMi56MiP1ZmGxzgSafoqN0JP-sR0rjvDI
JMathews5272
02-22-22, 15:37
Follow-up on my TOFTT. I left unhappy. She was rude the whole time in talk and body language. I was told, hands re-positioned, in much worse fashion than massage envy. For those that say it was my vibe. Let's say I use the same playbook with 99% success. Shower, appearance, cologne, ya know the basics. Smile, respectful and friendly. Basic stuff! It was sh*T show from the start. Lucky me to be unlucky customer that day. FWIW I'm in good shape. Should have just walked but you pay house fee upfront. And I will never leave tip money unattended. That's on me.
Having said that! Taken my business over to ATL and if anyone wants recommendations PM me.
Right off I-75. Stopped in for 1 hr massage. 8.
Mamma San opened door lead me to massage room. Pretty 45 mixed jap / Korean enters in one piece skirt and top with scrunch in middle not fat. Huge knockers maybe implants. Lip injections but perfect skin. Lay down on massage table undressed. She comes in makes small talk all touchy feely. Uses a warm damp wash cloth and starts pressing & massaging me top to bottom. Uses both hands with double hot damp washcloths.
15-20 minutes chit chat will getting super firm massage top to bottom. Then she comes back with wet wash clothes cleans whole body (said TS out of order but would be fixed my next visit)...I tried to shoot you a PM but inbox is full. Haven't been on in a while, since RR is down thought I would check in. I travel to atl 2-3 times a week, can you share info on I-75 spot? Sounds like a great time!
MassageMan44
02-22-22, 16:47
Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.
Sillwmith11
02-23-22, 09:35
Guys let's please boycott Sunny. Prices are ridiculous. $180 for handshake while touching tits. No way. Let's make this place dry like we use to do back in the day. We can control the market. #share #share #share.
Sillwmith11
02-23-22, 09:52
Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.Where on LR?.
Was in Hoover this weekend and I saw a new place on Lorna Road.Where at? Name?
TravelinMan1
02-23-22, 14:21
Guys let's please boycott Sunny. Prices are ridiculous. $180 for handshake while touching tits. No way. Let's make this place dry like we use to do back in the day. We can control the market. #share #share #share.Agreed that's fukin ridiculous.
MassageMan44
02-23-22, 14:43
Where at? Name?Sorry had the wife with me so couldn't stop. It was close to Family Dollar I only saw the sign that said Massage.
Sillwmith11
02-23-22, 19:49
Sorry had the wife with me so couldn't stop. It was close to Family Dollar I only saw the sign that said Massage.Standard handshake and same owners from Bham location by race track. Older lady. No FS or open menu. . 40 stay safe!
MassageMan44
02-23-22, 20:53
Standard handshake and same owners from Bham location by race track. Older lady. No FS or open menu. . 40 stay safe!Tru? Must be a new location? Which girl?.
Sillwmith11
02-23-22, 21:26
Tru? Must be a new location? Which girl?.Across from FD. Same lady from the race track location. 50's.
Sillwmith11
02-24-22, 11:52
Seniors PM for more info.
Across from FD. Same lady from the race track location. 50's.A little to close to the police station?
Sillwmith11
02-24-22, 14:22
A little to close to the police station?I thought the same about Pam.
MassageMan44
02-24-22, 14:29
Across from FD. Same lady from the race track location. 50's.Yeah it's a new location, Lucy is working there now.
PapaShango
02-24-22, 16:10
Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.
Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?
Sillwmith11
02-24-22, 17:12
I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?Check your PM.
Check your PM.Thanks you. Any pics of this woman?
Does anyone know if anyone in the area offers prostate massage?
GunsNTitties93
02-25-22, 19:25
God I hope not.
Does anyone know if anyone in the area offers prostate massage?
Sillwmith11
02-25-22, 22:35
Thanks you. Any pics of this woman?Just think Latin goddess.
Sillwmith11
02-25-22, 23:45
Long time lurker and I finally started posting. So if there is anyone out there still lurking it's time to join to get this page more active. Looking for some UTR or trade information. Willing to trade with sr.
Was out and about at a hoover store and saw Pam. Good lawd she still thick and fine. I think she lost some weight. I might give her another shot soon it's been a minute since I saw her.How do get in contact with pam?? Everyone who has met Pam as great things to say.
I've heard about her more than anyone in the history of the forum, how do I contact her to try myself?I, too, would be very interested in knowing more about Pam. I'm in from out of town and don't know how much longer I'll be here. Would anyone be willing to PM me the relevant details please?
Just think Latin goddess.But do not picture spinner type chica.
Think thick with huge T & A.
Hello!
I'm temporarily in town for a family emergency. My mother-in-law is actively dying in hospice care. I've been holding everything together in the meantime, taking care of practically everything and everyone, and I'm beyond stressed. I've had almost zero opportunities for self-care in the last two weeks. Basically, I've been spending all of my time taking care of everyone else, and I just need a couple of hours where I can let everything go, and let someone else completely take care of me.
I found this forum while searching for reviews of MPs in Birmingham and I was wondering if anyone could offer me some friendly advice.
For me, the entire experience is much more important than how the massage ends. What I need is to be intimately touched, cared for and pampered in a comforting and nurturing way. I want more intimate touch than I would be able to get at someplace like massage envy, but I don't necessarily need a "happy ending" to be able to have my needs met. Think more "sensual" than "erotic," if that makes sense. So far, I've only ever been able to find this type of care at either AMPs or with FBSM providers. For example, the best massages I've ever had were from a place where the masseuse would massage every square inch of my body, except for that one single body part, and the last time I had a massage from her before the city closed the place down, she even did touch me there through a washcloth while wiping me down after the massage, and even though it was brief and fleeting, I enjoyed it for what it was. That particular masseuse always paid plenty of attention to my butt, which was wonderful, as I love having my butt rubbed, and she would also always massage my testicles during the second part of the massage after I flipped over, which felt amazing. At another place in the same city, I enjoyed a four hands massage that besides being a pretty decent massage, involved some great massage on my butt, nipple play from both masseuses simultaneously, one of the masseuses tickling my balls, and a DIY ending, followed by a table shower. That, too, was really nice. By contrast, while on a trip to Indiana, I had an amazing massage that did include a HJ, but that part was a surprise and was done without my consent. I didn't ask for it and I didn't want it, and even though it felt good, it was still a sexual assault and messed me up psychologically afterwards. I'm okay with being touched down there; in fact, I want to be touched everywhere else, including perineum, scrotum, every inch of the buttocks etc. If I am touched there, I want it to be as a therapeutic part of the whole massage, not just as trying to "get me off" at the end for an extra fee. I also don't need to be able to touch the masseuse, and I am definitely not looking for FS.
So, to sum up I'm looking for a really great massage; a nurturing, comforting, sensual, full-body experience, that incorporates hard, soft, and medium touch, and also includes intimate touch. I don't need to have HJ, don't want FS, and I don't need to be able to touch the masseuse either. So, with all that said, what do you guys thing is my best option around here? Based on what I've read on this forum so far, it seems like One T is my best bet by far, especially with the TS and Sauna, which for me would really enhance the aspect of relaxation, pampering, and the experience being an escape from all the stressors I'm currently dealing with. I've also read that they accept Debit / Credit which is helpful for me as well. It sounds like both Bobbie and Holly are pretty good, and that maybe I should ask for one of them? Or at least someone who isn't brand new?
Other places I've looked at are Lotus Massage, Tru Acupressure Clinic, Tai Chi Acupressure, Tao Massage, Intuitive Touch Bodywork, Deep Roots Massage, and Jenna's Private Massages. But based on what I'm read, it seems like One T is the clear forerunner. What do you guys think?
Thanks so much for your help.
QuietlyQuirky
02-27-22, 14:06
Hello!
I'm temporarily in town for a family emergency. My mother-in-law is actively dying in hospice care. I've been holding everything together in the meantime, taking care of practically everything and everyone, and I'm beyond stressed. I've had almost zero opportunities for self-care in the last two weeks. Basically, I've been spending all of my time taking care of everyone else, and I just need a couple of hours where I can let everything go, and let someone else completely take care of me.
I found this forum while searching for reviews of MPs in Birmingham and I was wondering if anyone could offer me some friendly advice.
For me, the entire experience is much more important than how the massage ends. What I need is to be intimately touched, cared for and pampered in a comforting and nurturing way. I want more intimate touch than I would be able to get at someplace like massage envy, but I don't necessarily need a "happy ending" to be able to have my needs met. Think more "sensual" than "erotic," if that makes sense. So far, I've only ever been able to find this type of care at either AMPs or with FBSM providers. For example, the best massages I've ever had were from a place where the masseuse would massage every square inch of my body, except for that one single body part, and the last time I had a massage from her before the city closed the place down, she even did touch me there through a washcloth while wiping me down after the massage, and even though it was brief and fleeting, I enjoyed it for what it was. That particular masseuse always paid plenty of attention to my butt, which was wonderful, as I love having my butt rubbed, and she would also always massage my testicles during the second part of the massage after I flipped over, which felt amazing. At another place in the same city, I enjoyed a four hands massage that besides being a pretty decent massage, involved some great massage on my butt, nipple play from both masseuses simultaneously, one of the masseuses tickling my balls, and a DIY ending, followed by a table shower. That, too, was really nice. By contrast, while on a trip to Indiana, I had an amazing massage that did include a HJ, but that part was a surprise and was done without my consent. I didn't ask for it and I didn't want it, and even though it felt good, it was still a sexual assault and messed me up psychologically afterwards. I'm okay with being touched down there; in fact, I want to be touched everywhere else, including perineum, scrotum, every inch of the buttocks etc. If I am touched there, I want it to be as a therapeutic part of the whole massage, not just as trying to "get me off" at the end for an extra fee. I also don't need to be able to touch the masseuse, and I am definitely not looking for FS.
So, to sum up I'm looking for a really great massage; a nurturing, comforting, sensual, full-body experience, that incorporates hard, soft, and medium touch, and also includes intimate touch. I don't need to have HJ, don't want FS, and I don't need to be able to touch the masseuse either. So, with all that said, what do you guys thing is my best option around here? Based on what I've read on this forum so far, it seems like One T is my best bet by far, especially with the TS and Sauna, which for me would really enhance the aspect of relaxation, pampering, and the experience being an escape from all the stressors I'm currently dealing with. I've also read that they accept Debit / Credit which is helpful for me as well. It sounds like both Bobbie and Holly are pretty good, and that maybe I should ask for one of them? Or at least someone who isn't brand new?
Other places I've looked at are Lotus Massage, Tru Acupressure Clinic, Tai Chi Acupressure, Tao Massage, Intuitive Touch Bodywork, Deep Roots Massage, and Jenna's Private Massages. But based on what I'm read, it seems like One T is the clear forerunner. What do you guys think?
Thanks so much for your help.To be completely honest I didn't read every word, but from my skimming, I don't think one t is the kind of spot you're looking for. Or any place in this area. This seems more like an individual provider that caters to your very specific needs, which from what I gathered here is complex and specific. I wouldn't go into one t with this level of expectation, but if you want a so so massage, with an open menu (for the area anyway) it'd be a good spot.
Hope you find what you're looking for, manage expectations and you're less likely to be disappointed.
QQ.
To be completely honest I didn't read every word, but from my skimming, I don't think one t is the kind of spot you're looking for. Or any place in this area. This seems more like an individual provider that caters to your very specific needs, which from what I gathered here is complex and specific. I wouldn't go into one t with this level of expectation, but if you want a so so massage, with an open menu (for the area anyway) it'd be a good spot.
Hope you find what you're looking for, manage expectations and you're less likely to be disappointed..Thanks so much, that's very helpful. Can you suggest any individual providers I could reach out to? Perhaps in a PM?
Alternatively, of the area MPs, which one (s) do you all think give the best massages?
Finally, regarding One T, would they at least pay some good attention to the spots I mentioned, to you think?
Thanks again.
GunsNTitties93
02-27-22, 18:44
All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.
Thanks so much, that's very helpful. Can you suggest any individual providers I could reach out to? Perhaps in a PM?
Alternatively, of the area MPs, which one (s) do you all think give the best massages?
Finally, regarding One T, would they at least pay some good attention to the spots I mentioned, to you think?
Thanks again.
All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?
TboSixString
02-28-22, 17:23
Don't worry too much about what guns thinks about you. He seems to really like talking down to folks who enjoy things that he doesn't.
Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?
Don't worry too much about what guns thinks about you. He seems to really like talking down to folks who enjoy things that he doesn't.Yes, I had noticed that it in some of his other posts while perusing the thread, so I didn't take it personally. I certainly appreciate the support, though! Do you have any recommendations? Currently I'm leaning towards Houliang, and maybe asking the masseuse if she's willing to work on my butt during the massage, maybe. I'm also considering stopping by One T maybe just for a 30-minute session to take advantage of the shower and sauna, which sounds lovely. From my reading of this thread, I'm wondering if maybe I'm looking for one of the "tease" places if I'm reading that word correctly, but I'm not sure? What are your thoughts?
GunsNTitties93
02-28-22, 22:01
Any masseuse will work on the butt area. That area, if problematic can make a leg feel like it's asleep. A good masseuse will find that area and handle it in a professional manner. These bs rub and tugs will probably knead your ass cheeks like they're making bread, which is serving no purpose whatsoever. They may graze a pinkie on your balloon knot but who cares about that. Houliang is going to give you a legit, professional massage. You try anything weird, or ask for anything in a weird manner and you're going to get shut down. No pro is going to just stand there and caress your ass for 45 minutes. At this point just pick one and go for it.
Sorry to hear that I weirded you out. Certainly not my intention. Even so this information was very helpful. Like I said before, in my hometown in MN, the AMP I would frequent never offered HE but gave great massages that included a lot of attention to the butt, but the city closed all of those down. Are there any places around here that would be considered legitimate but where I could still get attention to that area? I've read a lot of good reviews online about Houliang for example. Are they willing to pay attention to the buttocks, etc?
Yes, I had noticed that it in some of his other posts while perusing the thread, so I didn't take it personally. I certainly appreciate the support, though! Do you have any recommendations? Currently I'm leaning towards Houliang, and maybe asking the masseuse if she's willing to work on my butt during the massage, maybe. I'm also considering stopping by One T maybe just for a 30-minute session to take advantage of the shower and sauna, which sounds lovely. From my reading of this thread, I'm wondering if maybe I'm looking for one of the "tease" places if I'm reading that word correctly, but I'm not sure? What are your thoughts?Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.
Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.Thanks so much! That place hadn't even been on my radar so I really appreciate the recommendation!.
GunsNTitties93
03-01-22, 08:34
Apparently you don't go very often. Its been closed for at least 6 months. Houliang owned it, as well as Tao over on 280.
Based on what you seem to be looking for, my recommendation would be a place called Foot Massage on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Good full-body massages, table shower, etc. It's a legit place and I have never gotten lucky with a HE there, but never came away disappointed with the massage.
BulldogLoverr
03-01-22, 10:31
Thanks so much! That place hadn't even been on my radar so I really appreciate the recommendation!.That place has been closed for almost 2 years. It was owned by same guy that owned Houliang and Tao (H) on 280.
That place has been closed for almost 2 years. It was owned by same guy that owned Houliang and Tao (H) on 280.Oh, rats. Still though, that should probably mean I'd get a similar quality of service at either of those places, right? Would you guys recommend one over the other, based on quality of the massage itself? Do either of them have a Table Shower?
Apparently you don't go very often. Its been closed for at least 6 months. Houliang owned it, as well as Tao over on 280.Yeah, it's probably been over a year since I went there. I had not thought about it, but yeah it's been quite a while. I just assumed they were still up and running. Always seemed busy.
All the massages around here, at least from an AMP, are horrible to sub par. Don't let anyone tell you any different. They're not therapeutic in any way. It's basically a very oily rubdown. The places that dole out HJ's, their main objective is to get you to that HJ as quickly and by using the least amount of energy possible. The other places where they give an average massage, with a little effort, are going to be the ones where they want you to handle yourself. Which in my opinion, if someone goes that route and takes them up on it, you're a loser and pathetic. So, where does this leave you. If you want a good massage, you're going to have to go to a legit place. If you want jerked off, it's a pretty steep price to pay just for that. And as far as One T, it wouldn't be worth it. It's a shithole building, in a shithole area, that's been busted their fare share of times. And then there's Pam, who everyone creams their pants over. Never saw her in person but have seen pics different from what others have seen, and she's a big girl. Not my cup of tea, especially for what she charges. Some have commented on her not smelling so fresh, which is just gross. My advice. Don't waste your money. Your wife's mom just died. Be better. Plus all that shit you request is just going to weird people out around here. It weirded me out just reading it.I'm having a hard time figuring out why you're in this thread. Everything you're knocking the guy for is the only reason this Massage Parlor section exists.
GunsNTitties93
03-06-22, 20:07
This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?
I'm having a hard time figuring out why you're in this thread. Everything you're knocking the guy for is the only reason this Massage Parlor section exists.
This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?It looked likely doesn't matter one way or another, but I did actually grow up here. I moved away in 2008 to go to grad school. For whatever reason, MPs were never really on my radar until around 2015 or so. Could have been an affordability issue, but more later likely is increasing pressures and responsibilities in life creating more of a need to be cared for, the more time I spent caring for others.
At any rate, I do plan on making a full report on my experience. Currently I'm planning on visiting One T first and booking the least expensive option mainly for the table shower and sauna, and then traveling to Houliang for the longer massage. If I end up really enjoying the massage at One T I may see if I can extend my time there and skip Houliang altogether, so we'll see. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I plan to go on my excursion tomorrow afternoon, so any last minute advice (specific masseuses to request or better hours to visit) would be much appreciated in the meantime. Otherwise, I'll plan on making a full report back here afterwards first chance I get.
I really do appreciate all the helpful advice from everyone so far though. It's quite valuable so thanks again!
This thread, just like any other is to tell people what's what and give them the info they need. He's not from here and I'm telling him the truth about what goes on here. Plus I think it's good info for the people that are from here. Was anything I said that wasn't true? Just because you don't agree with it, doesn't make it not good information. If he wound up going to one of these pathetic jack shacks or tease joints here, that's his business and on him. You can give people all the info they want, and some are just going to ignore and make stupid decisions. Why the hell do people still smoke or eat McDonald's 5 x a week?I'll speak up and say what a lot of people on here won't. There's no justifiable reason in bashing others or simply coming off as an asshole to anyone here. If it's something they speak of that you're not into then it's best to just keep it to yourself. Do you and don't worry about the next mans personal desires. If you have a valid response of a provider and wish to post a review then that's a different way to go about things. Just let the forum member bashing rest.
I'll speak up and say what a lot of people on here won't. There's no justifiable reason in bashing others or simply coming off as an asshole to anyone here. If it's something they speak of that you're not into then it's best to just keep it to yourself. Do you and don't worry about the next mans personal desires. If you have a valid response of a provider and wish to post a review then that's a different way to go about things. Just let the forum member bashing rest.Agreed. There's already more than enough societal shaming of sex work, without participants kink-shaming one another or otherwise judging each other. As long as the activity is safe, sane and consensual between two adults, then I believe we do well to suspend our judgements.
Agreed. There's already more than enough societal shaming of sex work, without participants kink-shaming one another or otherwise judging each other. As long as the activity is safe, sane and consensual between two adults, then I believe we do well to suspend our judgements.Agree. Thanks for taking a stance.
Alamassage1
03-09-22, 21:58
https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/total-relaxation/44800614
I have never seen this one before today. Have any of you guys seen her?
Friday Katz
03-10-22, 08:24
https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/total-relaxation/44800614
I have never seen this one before today. Have any of you guys seen her?That is Laci in a very old photo or a new hairdo. She has been kicking around here for a couple of years. She can barely spell massage much less provide one. She is merely a hooker posing as a masseuse to avoid LEO attention. Her talents are satisfactory at best if you're into MILFs. Decent but very squishy natural tits.
GunsNTitties93
03-10-22, 08:25
She's not new at all. She just finally posted some new pictures after about 5 years. She's been reviewed on here before. Never seen her. She's old and skanky to me but I'm sure she's someone's cup of tea. Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings if they happen to be in love with her.
https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/total-relaxation/44800614
I have never seen this one before today. Have any of you guys seen her?
With RR down for the time being, are ya'll using another outlet to find massages? I know the typical spots here in town but sometimes there are some travelling ones that pass through here that you could find on RR. Asian or not Asian.
The main thing I can say is persistence is key for this place. I don't know how rare it is to get FS at Angel, but I just left completely satisfied from there. Message me if you want full details / trade info. Doesn't matter if you are a regular or senior member.
With RR down for the time being, are ya'll using another outlet to find massages? I know the typical spots here in town but sometimes there are some travelling ones that pass through here that you could find on RR. Asian or not Asian.You'll occasionally see traveling Asians on STG. I've never had any luck on RR. Did you have a favorite?
BulldogLoverr
03-10-22, 14:44
Maybe a dumb question.Rubratings Probably, I hardly ever look at it so wasn't aware it was down.
Try this as a work around for RR. It has stock photos but better than nothing I guess. That's all for me stay safe take care and I'll catch you next time.
http://rubmd.com/
GunsNTitties93
03-10-22, 21:01
The Asian that came through last week was here for about a day and then she got arrested.
You'll occasionally see traveling Asians on STG. I've never had any luck on RR. Did you have a favorite?
The Asian that came through last week was here for about a day and then she got arrested.I wonder if that Starla, I was suppose to meet her as she texted me that day and a few hours later she wasn't answering and still haven't heard from her. They cracking down hard these days.
The main thing I can say is persistence is key for this place. I don't know how rare it is to get FS at Angel, but I just left completely satisfied from there. Message me if you want full details / trade info. Doesn't matter if you are a regular or senior member.That's great.
I m interested. Live close by.
HockeyMask
03-15-22, 12:06
The main thing I can say is persistence is key for this place. I don't know how rare it is to get FS at Angel, but I just left completely satisfied from there. Message me if you want full details / trade info. Doesn't matter if you are a regular or senior member.Rich, I sent you a PM. I have a lot of experience at Angel. Also, if anyone else wants to trade info, just send me a PM.
Can I get any info on Tru or Angel? Pm me please? Does anyone know anything about Coco at Tru?
Any insight or info would be very much appreciated. Just wanting to know which one I should try and what to expect and if I should ask for any specific girl.
Favorite in Pelham doors lock, the Acupressure place in Alabaster doors lock. No phone answering.
Favorite in Pelham doors lock, the Acupressure place in Alabaster doors lock. No phone answering.Um both shops are open just like any other day so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
GunsNTitties93
03-16-22, 19:43
Read the forum! That's why it exists.
Can I get any info on Tru or Angel? Pm me please? Does anyone know anything about Coco at Tru?
Any insight or info would be very much appreciated. Just wanting to know which one I should try and what to expect and if I should ask for any specific girl.
BulldogLoverr
03-16-22, 19:46
Favorite in Pelham doors lock, the Acupressure place in Alabaster doors lock. No phone answering.Drove past Favorite and it was open and which place are you talking about "Acupressure"?
Rich, I sent you a PM. I have a lot of experience at Angel. Also, if anyone else wants to trade info, just send me a PM.Just tried to you back, but it said your PM box is full. Delete some messages and PM me again so we can talk.
RigersHate
03-16-22, 22:56
Masseur device, pickup my cellphone signal in the room.
BulldogLoverr
03-17-22, 09:20
Masseur device, pickup my cellphone signal in the room.What are you talking about?
RigersHate
03-17-22, 16:36
What are you talking about?Place my cellphone in pant pocket didn't cut it off, Masseur enter room went straight to cellphone in pocket, with device. Began fussing.
GunsNTitties93
03-17-22, 19:32
If that's plain and simple I'd hate to see the alternative.
Place my cellphone in pant pocket didn't cut it off, Masseur enter room went straight to cellphone in pocket, with device. Began fussing.
BulldogLoverr
03-18-22, 13:05
If that's plain and simple I'd hate to see the alternative.So some 50+ Chinese woman is sweeping for bugs? Kind of doubt it but anything is possible.
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