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SpaTrucker
11-06-16, 15:57
Those reviews are in fact legit if I'm not mistaken I have at least one review on that site myself although it's quite old by now. And you don't have to be a paying member to leave a review I think they do require you to register but you're never hassled with any sort of emails or bothered about becoming a paid member, if there were more legitimate AMP locations it would almost be worth joining the site but those are pretty much an extinct animal in the state of Alabama. MJ.Sorry, I didn't know you could leave a review on Rubmaps without being a paying member. I know you can leave reviews on The Erotic Review without being a paying member, but you can't read them. You do get a couple of weeks of free member status on TER if you leave a review though.
Has anyone been out to the new AMP in trussville?
John Deuce
11-07-16, 20:25
Has anyone been out to the new AMP in trussville?I have. The massage is definitely not what you would get from a professional, but they are attentive to what you want. I've seen 2 girls there. I think that is all they have.
John Deuce
11-08-16, 21:03
I didn't expect much but I tried out Kung FU Massage today. The girl and the massage was nice but it will not go much farther. It was a little funny, she appeared to speak English a lot better when I went in than when I left. Maybe it was just my imagination. It is DIY but that's odd to me too. She actually was on the table facing me sitting as close as she could, even had her legs almost laid out near my shoulders and said that she could touch anything but, "that" and said we would have to have "teamwork". It is funny to me that she could play with balls but not grab and give a HJ. She then cleaned everything up.
Two girls when I was there. Both looked like chunky hispanics. If you like chunky girls one is about a 6 and the other a 3. If you don't like chunky numbers will be lower. I got the 3. Table shower. Clean every nook and cranny. Massage decent. Great effort. Place was busy. If you like big massage girls with strong hands this is your place. Hurry I don't think it will be around long. Can't imagine merchants are going to like it. I hope I don't ever feel the need to return unless I hear they rotate staff.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233
I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?
SlumpBuster17
11-14-16, 18:20
I would pass. Those same pics have been up forever.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233
I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?
I have thought about it many times but just can't pull the trigger-something about her makes me uneasy--agree with SL, pictures have been up forever so I wonder what the true look will be.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233
I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?
MammieJammer
11-14-16, 22:40
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/evening-delight-call-sasha-205-543-0090/12227233
I've come close to trying a few times but haven't. Has anyone seen her?Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.
Thanks for info-glad I went with the big head--ha ha.
Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.
Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.Thanks, I've come close. Glad I listened to the ol gut.
Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.I had texted her some, but never met. She was very odd. Something about her didn't seem right. There was a woman who had the same number, but a different name. When I asked this sasha about her, she then said she's been cut from the group. That sounded too much like a LEO setup or she's part of some group. That did it for me, since then, I've had no contact with her.
Member #5802
11-26-16, 12:49
Both of these bars share a mutual problem they are well known to local authorities but also the workers there are quite old and not very attractive it's very difficult to think about coughing up in excess of $200 counting the house fee for a full service situation with somebody that's middle to late fifties and looks like 9 miles of bad road. People keep trying these other Asian type spas there is a rash of that going on in Atlanta also where it appears to be more than it is but really it's not an AMP in the true sense of the word. However in Atlanta there still exists a number of really good spas that offer full-service situations with really pretty girls however they're not as cheap as they used to be. MJ.I've been to both in the last year. Both times was able to negotiate down to 100 on top of the house fee for FS. It is never a great experience, but sometimes I just like to be rubbed on before I go to work; I'd never steer anyone to these establishments, but I know me and I'll go back. I just like AMPs for a change of pace here and there.
I say all that to say that the 2 places you mentioned have FS on the table for those that prefer AMPs; you'll spend more than you should, but you won't spend it just to report back here that nothing is available.
Member #5802
11-26-16, 12:54
I have thought about it many times but just can't pull the trigger-something about her makes me uneasy--agree with SL, pictures have been up forever so I wonder what the true look will be.
Poor service, upsell, and unless she's reformed serious recreational issues. That was my experience. MJ.
Thanks, I've come close. Glad I listened to the ol gut.I just posted about her in the BP section.
Will concur with MJ to an extent. She didn't rush or upsell me, but it was a poor performance and she definitely has rec issues, really rough teeth.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exotic-massage-with-a-awesome-ending/16756493
Anyone tried it yet? Gosh I hate our area has such slim pickings and 75% of them are not worth it.
For some reason, I get the feeling she is attached to the thief Jenny. I talked to Jenny during the summer and she had different ads going with different pics.
It seems our area has nothing available.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exotic-massage-with-a-awesome-ending/16756493
Anyone tried it yet? Gosh I hate our area has such slim pickings and 75% of them are not worth it.
SundanceKid
11-27-16, 10:50
For some reason, I get the feeling she is attached to the thief Jenny. I talked to Jenny during the summer and she had different ads going with different pics.
It seems our area has nothing available.I think the phone number 205-567-59 xx is attached to a recent thief. If I recall correctly he met her and she had 2 black guys with her and they rolled him for his contribution. I think she got into his car and said that she needed to give some money to her sister. Anyway it did not turn out well for this guy but could have been much worse. I would avoid any provider using this number.
SDK.
SlumpBuster17
11-27-16, 11:35
Ok, you're going to go back even though you know it's horrible. So how many other people you think go back that k ow the same thing? Probably quite a few. That's why the service and the girls that are there suck. Because you don't take a stand and demand better. When you go in a place like this, ask to see whoever is going to take care of you before you ever give up a dime. If it's a hag, let the mamasan know why you're leaving and hit the road. Maybe with enough of those responses they'll get the message. Or they'll go out of business. Which sounds like what they need to be doing. It's not enough to pay for poor service but to risk being on the 10 o'clock news to get poor service is just absurd.
I've been to both in the last year. Both times was able to negotiate down to 100 on top of the house fee for FS. It is never a great experience, but sometimes I just like to be rubbed on before I go to work; I'd never steer anyone to these establishments, but I know me and I'll go back. I just like AMPs for a change of pace here and there.
I say all that to say that the 2 places you mentioned have FS on the table for those that prefer AMPs; you'll spend more than you should, but you won't spend it just to report back here that nothing is available.
Ok, you're going to go back even though you know it's horrible. So how many other people you think go back that k ow the same thing? Probably quite a few. That's why the service and the girls that are there suck. Because you don't take a stand and demand better. When you go in a place like this, ask to see whoever is going to take care of you before you ever give up a dime. If it's a hag, let the mamasan know why you're leaving and hit the road. Maybe with enough of those responses they'll get the message. Or they'll go out of business. Which sounds like what they need to be doing. It's not enough to pay for poor service but to risk being on the 10 o'clock news to get poor service is just absurd.My business stopped long ago at those on East side after all the repetitive bust. I know it could happen anywhere at anytime.
Definitely when service is horrible, I don't return for some time but if I do, it's because I'm checking to see if new talent appears.
For some reason, I get the feeling she is attached to the thief Jenny. I talked to Jenny during the summer and she had different ads going with different pics.
It seems our area has nothing available.Thanks brother. I'm desperate for something new but damn just not much to choose from.
Anyone see that "miss CC" http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/miss-cc-in-calls-only/14272491.
Or this one? http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-rub-down-head-to-toe-call-or-text-205-five03sixeight18/16902770.
Talking to the last one. She wants $150 so we are negotiating. It seems like every new one I talk to is $150/ hr. Not spending that. She was also staying in Centerpoint area. Not going there either.
I can't find anything new. Slim pickings.
Thanks brother. I'm desperate for something new but damn just not much to choose from.
Anyone see that "miss CC" http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/miss-cc-in-calls-only/14272491.
Or this one? http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-rub-down-head-to-toe-call-or-text-205-five03sixeight18/16902770.
Alamassage1
11-29-16, 09:54
She has always been an excellent provider, but with this move to Bessemer, I have some safety concerns. Has anyone been to new location? PM or post any info, ty.
SlumpBuster17
11-29-16, 22:42
She posted a few ads awhile back with a video that she was definitely drunk in and some weird dude videoing it and sounding creepy in the background. Seems like she's lost some weight. Has that thin, drug look to her at times.
She has always been an excellent provider, but with this move to Bessemer, I have some safety concerns. Has anyone been to new location? PM or post any info, ty.
Alamassage1
11-30-16, 08:51
She posted a few ads awhile back with a video that she was definitely drunk in and some weird dude videoing it and sounding creepy in the background. Seems like she's lost some weight. Has that thin, drug look to her at times.I completely agree with that assessment.
Talking to the last one. She wants $150 so we are negotiating. It seems like every new one I talk to is $150/ hr. Not spending that. She was also staying in Centerpoint area. Not going there either.
I can't find anything new. Slim pickings.I went to see the second one, the one in center point. Actually not real bad location, but just don't go.
Alamassage1
11-30-16, 17:16
I completely agree with that assessment.I did get a message that it seemed safe.
Alamassage1
11-30-16, 17:17
I did get a report that it was safe.
SlumpBuster17
11-30-16, 21:20
Is it at a house or motel? The whole thing seems strange. No one moves to Bessemer. At least from Hueytown / Pleasant Grove area. To go to Bessemer is a step down. Something is definitely up with her.
I did get a report that it was safe.
Alamassage1
12-01-16, 07:02
Is it at a house or motel? The whole thing seems strange. No one moves to Bessemer. At least from Hueytown / Pleasant Grove area. To go to Bessemer is a step down. Something is definitely up with her.She did not actually live at the dumpy house in Pleasant Grovr. Apparently this is a similar type house. If I see her, it won't be at night.
She did not actually live at the dumpy house in Pleasant Grovr. Apparently this is a similar type house. If I see her, it won't be at night.Parts of Bessemer are fine. Like Morgan Rd. And Eastern Valley. I just hope she hasn't developed a rec habbit.
TL.
Spencer1000
12-01-16, 16:36
I went to see the second one, the one in center point. Actually not real bad location, but just don't go.Care to elaborate? PM is fine, obviously.
I saw Carmin last night for the first time at her new location. It's NOT Bessemer, it's NOT a dump or hood type neighborhood. Older part of Hueytown and is safe even at night. I've seen 4-5 other BP body rub providers before. All were positive experiences but this was my BEST by FAR! She is talkative, nice, approachable, attentive and looks exactly like her pics. Her focus the entire time was on me and my experience. A real GFE and definitely my ATF! I WILL definitely repeat.
Parts of Bessemer are fine. Like Morgan Rd. And Eastern Valley. I just hope she hasn't developed a rec habbit.
TL.
Carm does a really good massage.
Where did she post her ad, never recognized an ad by her recently. Last time I saw her she was at hotel on 280, then she dropped out of site. Phone # changed.
Good to her she's back in action.
PM me with details please!
I saw Carmin last night for the first time at her new location. It's NOT Bessemer, it's NOT a dump or hood type neighborhood. Older part of Hueytown and is safe even at night. I've seen 4-5 other BP body rub providers before. All were positive experiences but this was my BEST by FAR! She is talkative, nice, approachable, attentive and looks exactly like her pics. Her focus the entire time was on me and my experience. A real GFE and definitely my ATF! I WILL definitely repeat.
SlumpBuster17
12-04-16, 18:13
She posts about once a week /10 days. She just has some weird ads.
Carm does a really good massage.
Where did she post her ad, never recognized an ad by her recently. Last time I saw her she was at hotel on 280, then she dropped out of site. Phone # changed.
Good to her she's back in action.
PM me with details please!
Care to elaborate? PM is fine, obviously.Well first, the pics are probably hers, but they are REALLY good pics. Either she fixes up well or pics are dated. I just want some effort made. I appreciate the shower first, but coming to door with hair wet, no makeup, very pale, very skinny.
Is Carmen brunette and originally from Barbados? I ask because I may have seen her on 280 a couple of years back, and would love to see her again if she's the same girl. Great experience and good attitude.
Is Carmen brunette and originally from Barbados? I ask because I may have seen her on 280 a couple of years back, and would love to see her again if she's the same girl. Great experience and good attitude.I think this is the Carmin that is being spoken of.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/carmin-lee-cant-believe-what-i-heard-205-5296599/16686451
Carm does a really good massage.
Where did she post her ad, never recognized an ad by her recently. Last time I saw her she was at hotel on 280, then she dropped out of site. Phone # changed.
Good to her she's back in action.
PM me with details please!Are you thinking of Charm?
I think this is the Carmin that is being spoken of.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/carmin-lee-cant-believe-what-i-heard-205-5296599/16686451Carmin Lee is who your describing and in this ad. She to is great fun, always have good time with her. Other dumpy place was her boyfriends. She must have moved on, from him. Sounds like she's working out of her home. I thought you were talking about a Charm or Carm who has really nice breast and give a real therapeutic massage.
Alamassage1
12-09-16, 18:32
She is a legend in Chattanooga and gives a great fbsm with lots of fun and happiness. She is easy to talk to and just a can't miss lady if you head that way.
Rip lotus. Also made a visit to trussville. There was a beautiful lady who have me a massage and ts. No signs of extra. Let me know if your experience was different.
Spencer1000
12-12-16, 15:21
Did it just close or what? Was thinking of hitting the one in Trussville today. I can't imagine there would be anything to be had there at all but maybe a decent massage.
I stopped by the other day and the doors were closed and all the signs and stickers had been peeled off. Figured I'd save people the trip if they were thinking about a massage there.
Did it just close or what? Was thinking of hitting the one in Trussville today. I can't imagine there would be anything to be had there at all but maybe a decent massage.I called and was told that new place would be opening on 280. Said one of the girls (Anna) was at the place by Hobby Lobby in Hoover.
SlumpBuster17
12-13-16, 23:25
Not sure why she'd want to move. They couldn't be in a better place now. Especially after 6-7 at night. No busybodies whatsoever. Unless she's moving into the Birmingham part of 280 because it's cheaper. In that case it tells me her business isn't any good so it doesn't matter. She needs to clean house before she opens this new place because the girls she had up until recently were horrible all around.
I called and was told that new place would be opening on 280. Said one of the girls (Anna) was at the place by Hobby Lobby in Hoover.
Anyone know of a good AMP near Cullman?
MammieJammer
12-20-16, 18:17
Anyone know of a good AMP near Cullman?There pretty much are no good AMPs in Alabama anymore with the possible exception of Mobile. If that's your favorite place to play then to find a good one you'll have to go to Atlanta. That would probably be your closest location for pretty girls and good service. MJ.
I decided to try one of the new AMPs that opened. Received a good massage with an extra bonus. I'm not saying anymore than that. I'll share the information to ones that I know. If you have no credible post don't even ask.
Had some issues meeting on time and then getting a room. Quoted 80 for hhr, but ended up paying for the room (not in my name) which was like 110. I had an appointment so couldn't stay the full 30.
Very pretty girl and gives a great massage. Massage done in bra and leggings. There wasn't anything extra, though that could have been because of my time constraint.
Before anyone says anything, yeah I know I paid too much for too little. Oh well, it happens. May give one more shot just to see, but idk.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candii-in-call-masaage/14763033
I decided to try one of the new AMPs that opened. Received a good massage with an extra bonus. I'm not saying anymore than that. I'll share the information to ones that I know. If you have no credible post don't even ask.Was it Ocean?
Saw this one a few months back. Definitely wouldn't recommend. As soon as the door closed she just stripped and got on the bed, didn't even bother with a massage. Missionary was the only option, she complained her legs hurt or some crap.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/merrychristmas-specials-young-sexy-petite-brunette-incalls-allnight-205-900-9702/17152948
Not sure of the name, I think it's One Spa? Right in front of the walmart.
70 door charge. The lady I got was older, late 40's or maybe 50's. Really crappy massage. I opted against extras because I found her so unattractive.
SlumpBuster17
12-29-16, 20:31
Dude, really? You get whatever you want there? He's talking about a place where "extras" don't necessarily occur.
Was it Ocean?
SlumpBuster17
12-29-16, 20:32
Well, she said she didn't have any time for any bullshit.
Saw this one a few months back. Definitely wouldn't recommend. As soon as the door closed she just stripped and got on the bed, didn't even bother with a massage. Missionary was the only option, she complained her legs hurt or some crap.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/merrychristmas-specials-young-sexy-petite-brunette-incalls-allnight-205-900-9702/17152948
I decided to try one of the new AMPs that opened. Received a good massage with an extra bonus. I'm not saying anymore than that. I'll share the information to ones that I know. If you have no credible post don't even ask.I'd appreciate the tip, services and donations info. And please remember I'm from out of town, so an address (if your are willing) would be helpful.
EDIT: DISREGARD, I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE MONTGOMERY FORUM. I TAINT DRIVING TO BHAM FOR A HJ.
Happy New Years y'all.
Had some issues meeting on time and then getting a room. Quoted 80 for hhr, but ended up paying for the room (not in my name) which was like 110. I had an appointment so couldn't stay the full 30.
Very pretty girl and gives a great massage. Massage done in bra and leggings. There wasn't anything extra, though that could have been because of my time constraint.
Before anyone says anything, yeah I know I paid too much for too little. Oh well, it happens. May give one more shot just to see, but idk.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candii-in-call-masaage/14763033She told me straight up that it was massage only. I've wondered if that was a LEO thing or the truth. I thanked her for being so honest about it and not taking my money for no extras. She was very very nice about it all. I'm glad to see that she was being honest.
Member #5609
12-30-16, 11:42
Anybody have an opinion on Acuwell Spa in Hoover down on Lorna? Extras don't have to be in play, but good looking ladies, nice attitudes and a sauna visit would hit the spot just fine.
Member #5609
12-30-16, 11:53
I meant SUNNY Acuwell on Lorna in my last submission.
Had some issues meeting on time and then getting a room. Quoted 80 for hhr, but ended up paying for the room (not in my name) which was like 110. I had an appointment so couldn't stay the full 30.
Very pretty girl and gives a great massage. Massage done in bra and leggings. There wasn't anything extra, though that could have been because of my time constraint.
Before anyone says anything, yeah I know I paid too much for too little. Oh well, it happens. May give one more shot just to see, but idk.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candii-in-call-masaage/14763033I wouldn't have paid for room and fee from unproven provider. She quoted $. 50 hr which is extremely steep for just Massage.
As long as you guys keep paying that crap, the more they advertise.
Alamassage1
12-31-16, 08:26
This is definitely her for those that were fans. She has been out for over a year.
Report AdHoliday Massage.
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I wouldn't have paid for room and fee from unproven provider. She quoted $. 50 hr which is extremely steep for just Massage.
As long as you guys keep paying that crap, the more they advertise.Ditto Tide. As long as people pay these rates they will increase. Wish I could work 2 hours a day and net $500. My 2 cents worth. Going back into hibernation.
Ditto Tide. As long as people pay these rates they will increase. Wish I could work 2 hours a day and net $500. My 2 cents worth. Going back into hibernation.Prices are getting out of hand and the quality of service is going down and over-paying is the reason. A provider I used to visit for 100 for 1/2 is now charging 100 for 15 min. It is going to get worse until the over eager hobbiests quit over paying and we all start demanding better service.
Been a while since I visited. No extras, but very nice and pretty Chinese ladies.
Member #5609
12-31-16, 13:13
I meant SUNNY Acuwell on Lorna in my last submission.
I'm a fan. Any idea how to reach her? Where was this ad?
This is definitely her for those that were fans. She has been out for over a year.
Report AdHoliday Massage.
Posted: Tuesday, December 27,2016 9:54 AM.
Reply.
Holiday Massage.
Enlarge Picture.
Professional Massage. In town for limited time only. Great Rates. Get your spot now!!
Location: Birmingham.
Post I'd: 17169445 alabama.
Email to friend.
Alamassage1
01-01-17, 17:10
I'm a fan. Any idea how to reach her? Where was this ad?Several ads on backpage. All say relax and great rates with pics of a sign that says relax. Just reply via backpage.
SlumpBuster17
01-05-17, 09:20
Went to Trussville massage last night and all I can say is don't waste your time. Massage was so so and at times tried to touch a leg or ass and got shut down. Every time I tried she would get out of arms length. No hint of anything. Said they offered a table shower and at the end had to remind her. Only other place I've seen with a table shower like they had was at that sorry ass place in Pelham that closed. And after experiencing this one I think maybe they might be affiliated. Kept me covered even during the shower. Went back and got dressed and came out and she gave me a cup of water. I had already paid up front and told her thanks and started to walk away and this crazy heffer grabbed my arm and said "no teep?" I told her a tip for what? She said "teep because I worked on you for an hour. " I said that's what you were supposed to do. If you want a tip do a little something extra and winked at her and left.
Went to Trussville massage last night and all I can say is don't waste your time. Massage was so so and at times tried to touch a leg or ass and got shut down. Every time I tried she would get out of arms length. No hint of anything. Said they offered a table shower and at the end had to remind her. Only other place I've seen with a table shower like they had was at that sorry ass place in Pelham that closed. And after experiencing this one I think maybe they might be affiliated. Kept me covered even during the shower. Went back and got dressed and came out and she gave me a cup of water. I had already paid up front and told her thanks and started to walk away and this crazy heffer grabbed my arm and said "no teep?" I told her a tip for what? She said "teep because I worked on you for an hour. " I said that's what you were supposed to do. If you want a tip do a little something extra and winked at her and left.Good job Slump! I use to teep them $5 bucks if Massage was good and more if good massage of all parts. Last time I didn't get extras and "teeped" 5 they were pissed because it wasn't enough. So last time I went to Panda, she got no tip and she followed me outside. Like damn they really expect it. I bet they are still making $20/ hr.
SlumpBuster17
01-05-17, 22:42
Oh yeah, tipping them $5 would probably piss them off worse than tipping nothing, LOL.
Good job Slump! I use to teep them $5 bucks if Massage was good and more if good massage of all parts. Last time I didn't get extras and "teeped" 5 they were pissed because it wasn't enough. So last time I went to Panda, she got no tip and she followed me outside. Like damn they really expect it. I bet they are still making $20/ hr.
Went to Kung fu. Was greeted by a dark skin Asian lady. Petite with average face. Massage was okay. After the flip I politely asked if she could massage my junk. She said "me no touch". On the way out we swapped bottle of water for exact $ for the massage. She counted and said " no tip? " I said " you no touch" "me no tip".
SlumpBuster17
01-07-17, 16:05
Did you partake in the table shower? I read where they added one. I was just wondering what kind they had. If it was the regular table type or the hospital bed looking thing like I experienced at the place in Trussville or the now closed place in Pelham.
Went to Kung fu. Was greeted by a dark skin Asian lady. Petite with average face. Massage was okay. After the flip I politely asked if she could massage my junk. She said "me no touch". On the way out we swapped bottle of water for exact $ for the massage. She counted and said " no tip? " I said " you no touch" "me no tip".
Did you partake in the table shower? I read where they added one. I was just wondering what kind they had. If it was the regular table type or the hospital bed looking thing like I experienced at the place in Trussville or the now closed place in Pelham.I didn't. Didn't know they had it. I didn't ask and she didn't offer.
Went to Kung fu. Was greeted by a dark skin Asian lady. Petite with average face. Massage was okay. After the flip I politely asked if she could massage my junk. She said "me no touch". On the way out we swapped bottle of water for exact $ for the massage. She counted and said " no tip? " I said " you no touch" "me no tip".Good job? Enough do that then they'll get the hin.
Went to Trussville massage last night and all I can say is don't waste your time. Massage was so so and at times tried to touch a leg or ass and got shut down. Every time I tried she would get out of arms length. No hint of anything. Said they offered a table shower and at the end had to remind her. Only other place I've seen with a table shower like they had was at that sorry ass place in Pelham that closed. And after experiencing this one I think maybe they might be affiliated. Kept me covered even during the shower. Went back and got dressed and came out and she gave me a cup of water. I had already paid up front and told her thanks and started to walk away and this crazy heffer grabbed my arm and said "no teep?" I told her a tip for what? She said "teep because I worked on you for an hour. " I said that's what you were supposed to do. If you want a tip do a little something extra and winked at her and left.After that she asked for a tip? Wow. LOL.
I've always been weary of those massage places. Never can really tell if they undercover or not.
Oh yeah, tipping them $5 would probably piss them off worse than tipping nothing, LOL.Haha. I agree bud. Most of the time, they expect atleast a 20 $ or above tip. In order for me to tip, the session had to be amazing. Most of those women these days aren't even worth what they ask for, let alone a tip. LOL.
SlumpBuster17
01-09-17, 17:44
My way of doing things over the years is to tip if you do something above and beyond what you're supposed to do. I've walked out on plenty when they asked for a tip. I've had them tell me that it's going to be $20 to self serve. That was the probably the best one. As if I'm going to pay YOU to handle my own business. I've never even tipped for a good massage, which has been rare. If they want more money, then they should talk to their employer.
Haha. I agree bud. Most of the time, they expect atleast a 20 $ or above tip. In order for me to tip, the session had to be amazing. Most of those women these days aren't even worth what they ask for, let alone a tip. LOL.
Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066
SlumpBuster17
02-08-17, 19:16
If she's anything like her partner you could probably add about 40-50 lbs to those pics.
Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066
MammieJammer
02-08-17, 22:27
Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066A waste of time and money IMHO. And those are OLD pics. MJ.
I'm sure someone has seen her. I have tried on four separate occasions and something always happpens on her end. Her communication is awful. Her app says she has appts available but next thing you are texted is she has nothing. I heard crickets one time and other time it is hours before you here anything. Good luck!
Coming your way next week, fellow monger. Any info on this saucy lass? Social media and web searches check out. Thoughts?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/candice-new-girl-in-town/9611066
If she's anything like her partner you could probably add about 40-50 lbs to those pics.Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.
SlumpBuster17
02-10-17, 18:07
Sounds like she's different than Nikki. Wonder what's up with that?
Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.
I'm sure someone has seen her. I have tried on four separate occasions and something always happpens on her end. Her communication is awful. Her app says she has appts available but next thing you are texted is she has nothing. I heard crickets one time and other time it is hours before you here anything. Good luck!Thought I might be the only one. Had an appt today, text her this am to confirm and she said she would text me the address. Last I heard from her. Text her several times around appt time and crickets.
Based on her communication skills. Her other skills would seem as lackluster! What a waste.
Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.
Actually, in her case, take about 15 lbs off. And not in a healthy way. Kept me waiting half an hour and then massage was half-assed. BBBJ was not much to speak of. Won't repeat.You were lucky one friend of mine got a cash and dash from her.
SlumpBuster17
02-11-17, 19:56
How did she cash and dash? Isn't she at an in call location?
You were lucky one friend of mine got a cash and dash from her.
I would like to hear more about that since I thought she was at an in call location as well?
How did she cash and dash? Isn't she at an in call location?
SteveStone123
02-14-17, 12:45
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
MammieJammer
02-14-17, 17:53
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!That is freaking hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Good one. MJ.
How did she cash and dash? Isn't she at an in call location?My friend met her on Seeking Arrangement and paid in advance (he knows he made a mistake) for an overnight. She asked to stop and truck stop on Daniel Pain to get Cigs and she never came back. He figures she text someone to pick her up.
Guess is a sign that Birmingham has not much to offer anymore. Since the body rub section is gone on BP, where are they posting? I see a few moved to other sections. I haven't had any time to try some of the newer ones.
MammieJammer
02-25-17, 18:51
Guess is a sign that Birmingham has not much to offer anymore. Since the body rub section is gone on BP, where are they posting? I see a few moved to other sections. I haven't had any time to try some of the newer ones.Pretty much the good Asian massage parlors as you know and remember them are totally gone from Birmingham. They are a couple of quote unquote erotic Spas left but the women there are very old the service very overpriced and the menu very limited. If you want what you used to find in the good ol Days you'll have to go to Atlanta that would probably be the closest place and even there you have to do your homework because there are a lot of the spas that masquerade as the real deal they take your money and you wind up with very little. I would suggest reading the Atlanta forums for the good Intel. MJ.
Pretty much the good Asian massage parlors as you know and remember them are totally gone from Birmingham. They are a couple of quote unquote erotic Spas left but the women there are very old the service very overpriced and the menu very limited. If you want what you used to find in the good ol Days you'll have to go to Atlanta that would probably be the closest place and even there you have to do your homework because there are a lot of the spas that masquerade as the real deal they take your money and you wind up with very little. I would suggest reading the Atlanta forums for the good Intel. MJ.I've been traveling a good bit and what used to be hot areas in other states all but have died off. If you're lucky you'll get HJ without diy. The ones I do find are typically in rural areas or smaller towns. It's difficult to find decent independents that offer decent body rub / massage.
Got to the hotel and a very pretty ginger opened the door. Decent hotel near 280. She led me inside and showed me where I could put my clothes. She was very outgoing and pleasant to talk to. She had me late face down on the bed and started the massage. Amazing massage, not just faking the massage to hurry to a happy ending. She rubbed her breasts up and down my back. She was very good about giving the boys attention as much as possible. Turned over and she stared massaging my legs and sunning her hand across my shaft. She then climbed on top and rubbed her breasts up and down my body. She asked if I was ready for the next part, which of course I was.
She then sat in front of me and started giving an amazing HJ. She told me to let her know if I wanted harder or faster or whatever, but I just let her do what she's good at.
Overall a great time. She really makes an effort to make her clients happy, and is not a clock watcher. I will definitely repeat and become a regular. She did mention she does a little more for repeat customers, so I will review again after my next visit.
http://www.bodyrubhistory.com/205-703-1103/?phone=2057031103&id=17623465
Got to the hotel and a very pretty ginger opened the door. Decent hotel near 280. She led me inside and showed me where I could put my clothes. She was very outgoing and pleasant to talk to. She had me late face down on the bed and started the massage. Amazing massage, not just faking the massage to hurry to a happy ending. She rubbed her breasts up and down my back. She was very good about giving the boys attention as much as possible. Turned over and she stared massaging my legs and sunning her hand across my shaft. She then climbed on top and rubbed her breasts up and down my body. She asked if I was ready for the next part, which of course I was.
She then sat in front of me and started giving an amazing HJ. She told me to let her know if I wanted harder or faster or whatever, but I just let her do what she's good at.
Overall a great time. She really makes an effort to make her clients happy, and is not a clock watcher. I will definitely repeat and become a regular. She did mention she does a little more for repeat customers, so I will review again after my next visit.
http://www.bodyrubhistory.com/205-703-1103/?phone=2057031103&id=17623465I wish I could say the same. I've seen her twice. The first time she was running behind and I sat in my car for 45 minutes before she was ready. Both times she seemed really out of it like she had been using. She's very hot but just seems really sickly in some way. First time I enjoyed the convo but the second she couldn't even string a sentence together. At one point she asked me a question that was totally out of the blue like she was dreaming and woke up suddenly. There is just something REALLY off about her. A buddy of mine went to see her and said he could see a guy's feet on the bed in the far part of the room. He thinks it was her kid in the room while she did the rub. That would freak me out. No extras offered, according to her, and I'm ok with it because each time she walkd by my head I got a definite whiff of badness. *shivers*.
Experience was ok at best. I went the second time because she was hot enough that I gave her a second chance just in case she was off her game during the first. I won't be back.
SlumpBuster17
03-02-17, 08:59
Who knows what to think about Candice. One person said she cashed and dashed him, which I still don't see how that's possible, two says she the greatest thing ever with something besides a HJ available, and then this bad review. She's in this thing together with Nikki Georgia Peach, and it sounds like she has her massage repertoire. Nikki's massage wasn't the best, unless you like getting the shit beat out of you by some big, fat titties, but she was nice, and I doubt she'd associate herself with someone on drugs or someone that's going to give her a bad rep. But then again Nikki has apparently lost her place in Leeds that some sugar daddy was letting her use and now I'm assuming she's going to be at the same hotel Candice is at because they've advertised doing doubles. I would love to know how much the pictures differ from reality with Candice because the pictures Nikki post are very old and look nothing like her now. She's about 30 lbs heavier and way more freckles.
I wish I could say the same. I've seen her twice. The first time she was running behind and I sat in my car for 45 minutes before she was ready. Both times she seemed really out of it like she had been using. She's very hot but just seems really sickly in some way. First time I enjoyed the convo but the second she couldn't even string a sentence together. At one point she asked me a question that was totally out of the blue like she was dreaming and woke up suddenly. There is just something REALLY off about her. A buddy of mine went to see her and said he could see a guy's feet on the bed in the far part of the room. He thinks it was her kid in the room while she did the rub. That would freak me out. No extras offered, according to her, and I'm ok with it because each time she walkd by my head I got a definite whiff of badness. *shivers*.
Experience was ok at best. I went the second time because she was hot enough that I gave her a second chance just in case she was off her game during the first. I won't be back.
Who knows what to think about Candice. One person said she cashed and dashed him, which I still don't see how that's possible, two says she the greatest thing ever with something besides a HJ available, and then this bad review. She's in this thing together with Nikki Georgia Peach, and it sounds like she has her massage repertoire. Nikki's massage wasn't the best, unless you like getting the shit beat out of you by some big, fat titties, but she was nice, and I doubt she'd associate herself with someone on drugs or someone that's going to give her a bad rep. But then again Nikki has apparently lost her place in Leeds that some sugar daddy was letting her use and now I'm assuming she's going to be at the same hotel Candice is at because they've advertised doing doubles. I would love to know how much the pictures differ from reality with Candice because the pictures Nikki post are very old and look nothing like her now. She's about 30 lbs heavier and way more freckles.Friend of mine (who doesn't listen) tried to go by and see Candice a little while ago today and said that the place was crawling with Uncle LEO so he did a quick turn and rolled out. One more reason to pass.
Who knows what to think about Candice. One person said she cashed and dashed him, which I still don't see how that's possible, two says she the greatest thing ever with something besides a HJ available, and then this bad review. She's in this thing together with Nikki Georgia Peach, and it sounds like she has her massage repertoire. Nikki's massage wasn't the best, unless you like getting the shit beat out of you by some big, fat titties, but she was nice, and I doubt she'd associate herself with someone on drugs or someone that's going to give her a bad rep. But then again Nikki has apparently lost her place in Leeds that some sugar daddy was letting her use and now I'm assuming she's going to be at the same hotel Candice is at because they've advertised doing doubles. I would love to know how much the pictures differ from reality with Candice because the pictures Nikki post are very old and look nothing like her now. She's about 30 lbs heavier and way more freckles.Yeah that bad review actually surprises me a lot. That wasn't my experience at all, and I even thought to myself "she doesn't seem like the usual drugged out provider" She was very coherent. And I saw the bed in the corner, because that is near where I placed my clothing. I couldn't imagine her son being in the room for a session.
It's possible I just caught her on a good day. I plan on repeating and will update when I find out.
Her pictures looked very accurate to me, hasn't gained weight or anything since taking them.
Nikki has parted ways with Candice. I have never been able to see Candice as her communication sucks. She left me waiting at our appt with no response from her. If I get bored and feel like throwing some money away, I may try again but I doubt it.
Who knows what to think about Candice. One person said she cashed and dashed him, which I still don't see how that's possible, two says she the greatest thing ever with something besides a HJ available, and then this bad review. She's in this thing together with Nikki Georgia Peach, and it sounds like she has her massage repertoire. Nikki's massage wasn't the best, unless you like getting the shit beat out of you by some big, fat titties, but she was nice, and I doubt she'd associate herself with someone on drugs or someone that's going to give her a bad rep. But then again Nikki has apparently lost her place in Leeds that some sugar daddy was letting her use and now I'm assuming she's going to be at the same hotel Candice is at because they've advertised doing doubles. I would love to know how much the pictures differ from reality with Candice because the pictures Nikki post are very old and look nothing like her now. She's about 30 lbs heavier and way more freckles.
Nikki has parted ways with Candice. I have never been able to see Candice as her communication sucks. She left me waiting at our appt with no response from her. If I get bored and feel like throwing some money away, I may try again but I doubt it.The last time I saw Nikki she said that she had to sever ties because there were "too many bad reviews" of Candice and she didn't want her dragging her reputation down. Not sure if that's true but those were her words.
The last time I saw Nikki she said that she had to sever ties because there were "too many bad reviews" of Candice and she didn't want her dragging her reputation down. Not sure if that's true but those were her words.Nikki definitely watches this forun, so she did probably see the bad reviews.
SlumpBuster17
03-03-17, 08:49
Where is this Candice supposed to be staying at? I'm having a hard time following someone seeing a guys feet on the edge of a bed. I'm assuming she's at a motel, so how in the world would someone miss being in the same room? And what is this "bed in the corner" business?
The last time I saw Nikki she said that she had to sever ties because there were "too many bad reviews" of Candice and she didn't want her dragging her reputation down. Not sure if that's true but those were her words.
Friend of mine (who doesn't listen) tried to go by and see Candice a little while ago today and said that the place was crawling with Uncle LEO so he did a quick turn and rolled out. One more reason to pass.Same friend rescheduled (because he doesn't listen) and saw Candice last night. He said he spent about five minutes using her shower and away from his clothes (and wallet). He's had fraud alerts from his bank and a CC company in the last 12 hours, one of which is a cell phone company charge for $500+. His own fault for taking his wallet in with him and may be a coincidence but.
I so, SO wanted this one to work out but the cons seem to be far outweighing the pros based on what I've read and my own two experiences.
SlumpBuster17
03-03-17, 17:28
This friend of yours needs to find another hobby. Why in the hell would you get out of sight of anyone? He'd really would been in a bind if some dude was waiting on his naked ass when he came out of the bathroom. Did he partake in the activities or just freshen up and leave?
Same friend rescheduled (because he doesn't listen) and saw Candice last night. He said he spent about five minutes using her shower and away from his clothes (and wallet). He's had fraud alerts from his bank and a CC company in the last 12 hours, one of which is a cell phone company charge for $500+. His own fault for taking his wallet in with him and may be a coincidence but.
I so, SO wanted this one to work out but the cons seem to be far outweighing the pros based on what I've read and my own two experiences.
Where is this Candice supposed to be staying at? I'm having a hard time following someone seeing a guys feet on the edge of a bed. I'm assuming she's at a motel, so how in the world would someone miss being in the same room? And what is this "bed in the corner" business?She's at an Extended Stay. The room is L-shaped and the massage table is set up just inside the door so you can't really see the bed as it's around the corner on the other leg of the L.
This friend of yours needs to find another hobby. Why in the hell would you get out of sight of anyone? He'd really would been in a bind if some dude was waiting on his naked ass when he came out of the bathroom. Did he partake in the activities or just freshen up and leave?He did partake. He even got a bonus few minutes because she took about fifteen calls and ten texts during the session. He didn't realize anything was amiss right away.
He called her today to ask about the mysterious charges and she hung up on him. He called back and, of course, she wouldn't answer after that. He texted her several times to ask about the charges and she finally answered, threatening to call the police and report him for harassment. Mystery charges are up to $1,600 ish.
I told him he isn't allowed to monger any more. LOL.
Sometimes girls are just in a good mood!
Sometimes girls are just in a good mood!Which one, pm if you want to.
Yeah that bad review actually surprises me a lot. That wasn't my experience at all, and I even thought to myself "she doesn't seem like the usual drugged out provider" She was very coherent. And I saw the bed in the corner, because that is near where I placed my clothing. I couldn't imagine her son being in the room for a session.
It's possible I just caught her on a good day. I plan on repeating and will update when I find out.
Her pictures looked very accurate to me, hasn't gained weight or anything since taking them.Pics are definitely accurate and I agree that she is absolutely gorgeous. One thing, though, is that just because a provider doesn't have track marks doesn't mean they aren't a heavy user. There is something more than allergies behind her constant sniffling, picking dead skin from the tip of her nose and just general nose blowing. I can handle a lot of weird stuff from a pretty girl but literally having snot drip on me when she's leaning over me is a bit much. I also know for a fact that she's a major Benzo user as she actually told me about it (and said "At least it's not heroin" and chuckled) and my buddy said she even answered a call mid-session and ran out for a few minutes to meet a "friend" who was dropping some off for her.
SlumpBuster17
03-05-17, 18:44
Seriously? Didn't the title give it away? I would love to know how many people on here have gone there asking for Susie. If there's too many you can bet she won't be there long.
Which one, pm if you want to.
Sorry, I'm confused as to who this may be.
Where is this Candice supposed to be staying at? I'm having a hard time following someone seeing a guys feet on the edge of a bed. I'm assuming she's at a motel, so how in the world would someone miss being in the same room? And what is this "bed in the corner" business?
Sorry, I'm confused as to who this may be.http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-therapy/17682431
I'm sure you've seen her ads before. She isn't posting them very often as she just had to take over doing her own BP ad. When she started, Nikki was posting her ads for her but then Nikki kicked her to the curb and stopped helping. Then, she had a client who agreed to help her with posting but she played him and stole from him as well so he deleted her accounts and pulled the plug. Now, after several months of being a BP girl she has finally had to take over doing the work herself. I wouldn't expect much.
ErosIntrigue
03-07-17, 23:32
I suppose I will weigh in on Ms. Candice and my experience with her. First off I'll say that I can't agree with the glowing and positive reviews as that was not my experience with her. During my first appointment with her she was straddling my back and massaging my shoulders when her phone rang and she answered it. No apologies or "excuse me" she honestly answered her phone and booked another appointment while she was on top of me on her massage table. This says nothing of what it took to get my first appointment with her. After several initial texts to her that went completely unanswered I was finally able to book a time with her. As I was pulling in to the lot she texted me and asked if we could reschedule. She said she'd overbooked and it would be better if we could re-book for the next day. I told her that I was already there and she asked me to give her a few minutes. After over a half hour she asked if I was ready (really?) and told me to come up. As I was coming through the door a young man who I can only assume is her son passed me on his way out. Uh. Awkward. Really awkward. On to the appointment and what I mentioned above with the phone. She played with, picked at and blew her nose during the course of the entire session. I didn't think too much of it until she picked up tweezers and started pulling dead skin off the bottom of her nostrils. Beyond weird.
I opted not to see her again but have a friend who has seen her many times (he loves redheads and is glutton for punishment). Between his and my own convos with her I can speak to a lot of what's been said here. She does offer more than a standard HE. I experienced a BBBJ during my time with her and believe me when I say you aren't missing anything at all.
I do know she has a sugar daddy but don't know what the situation is there other than he exists and she gets a weekly stipend from him. I know that she asked my friend to help her with her phone bill as she owed upwards of $1 k to the cell company (how the hell does that even happen? He politely declined as he'd already given (Given) her a few hundred dollars after a sob story about her son's friend stealing money from her and not having enough to pay for her room (where she lived). We happened to chat yesterday evening and he said she'd canceled an appointment with him because she was being kicked out of the Extended Stay and had to move.
I suppose I will weigh in on Ms. Candice and my experience with her. First off I'll say that I can't agree with the glowing and positive reviews as that was not my experience with her. During my first appointment with her she was straddling my back and massaging my shoulders when her phone rang and she answered it. No apologies or "excuse me" she honestly answered her phone and booked another appointment while she was on top of me on her massage table. This says nothing of what it took to get my first appointment with her. After several initial texts to her that went completely unanswered I was finally able to book a time with her. As I was pulling in to the lot she texted me and asked if we could reschedule. She said she'd overbooked and it would be better if we could re-book for the next day. I told her that I was already there and she asked me to give her a few minutes. After over a half hour she asked if I was ready (really?) and told me to come up. As I was coming through the door a young man who I can only assume is her son passed me on his way out. Uh. Awkward. Really awkward. On to the appointment and what I mentioned above with the phone. She played with, picked at and blew her nose during the course of the entire session. I didn't think too much of it until she picked up tweezers and started pulling dead skin off the bottom of her nostrils. Beyond weird..And I was worried that I'd be too hard on her. LOL.
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Candice don't make fake users to tell your side. We can always tell when it's a woman doing the writing. Well some of us can anyway.
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Has anyone seen her, wonder if real thing or a setu http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/korean-girl-with-36dd-body-to-body-415-6600567/17772897.
Bystro is so obviously the chick in question. I'm breaking in a new moderator to help out because the amount of traffic is so high and they made a mistake. I need to leave the post there so they can learn from it. Why are some of you guys so easily sucked into this drama.
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MammieJammer
03-16-17, 13:52
Has anyone seen her, wonder if real thing or a setu http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/korean-girl-with-36dd-body-to-body-415-6600567/17772897.The pics in these ads are ALWAYS fake. There is probably a mamasan or handler and two or three girls traveling together you book your appointment and when you show up at the door you get whoever is available sometimes that's okay and sometimes the girl doesn't look like much it's a roll the dice kind of thing but I doubt it's any sort of setup. MJ.
Exactly how are guys supposed to have any idea who you're talking about, since you never mentioned a name?I'm fairly certain they refer to the object of drama in the below posts on this page. The fact that this review is glowing and the member's very first post is, in no way, suspicious. LOL.
MammieJammer
03-18-17, 14:05
I'm fairly certain they refer to the object of drama in the below posts on this page. The fact that this review is glowing and the member's very first post is, in no way, suspicious. LOL..Funny thing about that it seems that your first post will always be your first post. Just no way to fake that stuff. Plus the admin has an Eagle Eye bam another man gone down. MJ.
You guys need to start using the Report Post button for shit like this. If you don't then I can't do anything about it.
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SlumpBuster17
03-18-17, 15:12
Well it looks like we have a new spa on 280, across from Lloyd's. I wonder which one they're affiliated with. Seems weird with Lotus moving a stone's throw away from this one.
Funny thing about that it seems that your first post will always be your first post. Just no way to fake that stuff. Plus the admin has an Eagle Eye bam another man gone down. MJ.
You guys need to start using the Report Post button for shit like this. If you don't then I can't do anything about it.
A2It's so obvious to the regulars that we don't think about it. .
It's so obvious to the regulars that we don't think about it. .You are exactly right. I really love the ones that have 10 or so post and all asking post about providers with no credible post. Away ls stinks of LEO.
Hey guys, Thief Jenny is back going by the name Grace. Just saw her ad.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sat-night-specials-available-now-i-come-to-you/17804157
SlumpBuster17
03-19-17, 11:39
Grace or Jenny, that woman is ugly as homemade soap. I never saw how she could get a customer to steal anything from.
Hey guys, Thief Jenny is back going by the name Grace. Just saw her ad.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sat-night-specials-available-now-i-come-to-you/17804157
You are exactly right. I really love the ones that have 10 or so post and all asking post about providers with no credible post. Away ls stinks of LEO.Sorry for having to ask, Tide, but do you mean that brand new members stink of LEO or that the whole Candice debacle does?
Grace or Jenny, that woman is ugly as homemade soap. I never saw how she could get a customer to steal anything from.
Ray Charles had some uglies in his time, it never bothered him; just turn down the lights (and open your imagination) - Cinderella is very possible.
MammieJammer
03-19-17, 20:56
Hey guys, Thief Jenny is back going by the name Grace. Just saw her ad.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sat-night-specials-available-now-i-come-to-you/17804157Yeee gods that's a whole lot of ugly who the hell would even go see that anyway. MJ.
MammieJammer
03-19-17, 20:57
Grace or Jenny, that woman is ugly as homemade soap. I never saw how she could get a customer to steal anything from.
Ray Charles had some uglies in his time, it never bothered him; just turn down the lights (and open your imagination) - Cinderella is very possible.As my daddy used to say beauty may be only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the Bone. MJ.
SlumpBuster17
03-19-17, 23:00
I'm not that desperate.
Grace or Jenny, that woman is ugly as homemade soap. I never saw how she could get a customer to steal anything from.
Ray Charles had some uglies in his time, it never bothered him; just turn down the lights (and open your imagination) - Cinderella is very possible.
You are exactly right. I really love the ones that have 10 or so post and all asking post about providers with no credible post. Away ls stinks of LEO.Tide, I just checked, 5 of your first 10 posts were requests for info. I just now looked at them and counted them. Does that mean you're LEO? Or, like most of them, were you just new and had a question.
Cops know more about where hookers are than we do. That's all they do all day long, they get paid to know where the hookers are. If they could use this info they wouldn't ask questions, they would just post what the needed to make the bust.
Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.
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MammieJammer
03-20-17, 13:41
Has anyone been to Ocean Spa lately? You can pm Me if you like thanks. MJ.
Tide, I just checked, 5 of your first 10 posts were requests for info. I just now looked at them and counted them. Does that mean you're LEO? Or, like most of them, were you just new and had a question.
Cops know more about where hookers are than we do. That's all they do all day long, they get paid to know where the hookers are. If they could use this info they wouldn't ask questions, they would just post what the needed to make the bust.
Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.
A2.You do have a point. There are are many that just send red flags up. Not all. Again and can be simply the inexperienced poster. Yes, I do ask information because I've toftt many time and have shared experience too.
Was making a point not busting ass hoss. You have obviously turned into an awesome member here just as I did.
My point was lots of new guys don't know what the hell they are doing and just post without looking at what happened earlier.
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SlumpBuster17
03-20-17, 17:06
Had some time to kill today and was needing a rundown so decided to go to I Knead since I was in the area. Hadn't been in over a year. Got a tall, husky broad. Figured she could work the kinks real good. Massage was ok. English sucked. Didn't understand much I was saying. Lots of teasing. Thought maybe it might lead to something. It didn't. She tried to direct my hand. Told her I wasn't interested. Anyway the bad part was she wanted to know if I wanted her to walk on my back and use her feet instead of hands. I said sure, what the hell. Big mistake. First off this broad didn't know gentle techniques. She was mashing the shit out of me and in between breaths she didn't understand me telling her to get the fuck off. But that's not the worse part. She was wearing these ballet flats and when she took them off and started massaging up around my shoulders, the funk from her feet hit me and I damn near threw up. Which is what her feet smelled like. I had my face down in the hole trying to hold my breath and at the same time yelling at her to stop. Needless to say, she got no tip and I was hoping she wouldn't ask why.
Not busting your ass, I think my first 20 posts way back when were requests for info. Back then though nobody was here so we were all glad to have something to read.
That got me to wondering about my beginnings on here, so I went looking for my history. Unfortunately I'm limited to only searching back two years.
As I recall, I was a lurker for 2/3 years before registering. If memory serves me correct that was about the year 2008?
Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152
MammieJammer
03-24-17, 18:42
Had some time to kill today and was needing a rundown so decided to go to I Knead since I was in the area. Hadn't been in over a year. Got a tall, husky broad. Figured she could work the kinks real good. Massage was ok. English sucked. Didn't understand much I was saying. Lots of teasing. Thought maybe it might lead to something. It didn't. She tried to direct my hand. Told her I wasn't interested. Anyway the bad part was she wanted to know if I wanted her to walk on my back and use her feet instead of hands. I said sure, what the hell. Big mistake. First off this broad didn't know gentle techniques. She was mashing the shit out of me and in between breaths she didn't understand me telling her to get the fuck off. But that's not the worse part. She was wearing these ballet flats and when she took them off and started massaging up around my shoulders, the funk from her feet hit me and I damn near threw up. Which is what her feet smelled like. I had my face down in the hole trying to hold my breath and at the same time yelling at her to stop. Needless to say, she got no tip and I was hoping she wouldn't ask why.Sorry you had such a bad time but I have to confess that I laughed so hard I almost hurt myself LOL. I have to know though was there an upcharge for the foot funk hahahahaha. MJ.
MammieJammer
03-24-17, 18:48
Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152Lots of drama and bad service here I talked to her on the phone and that was good enough for me but my buddy actually saw her he said he might just as well have set $200 on fire and threw it in the trash. MJ.
Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152I did get to talk to her couple of years ago when she just popped up. She quoted me 175 for the 1 hr massage. I asked if that included fun and happy ending. She said that would be extra. That was the end of that for me.
Has anyone ever seen or talked to this girl? Every time she pops up, I try to communicate and nothing. LOL. LOL. She must not like my look across text.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/your-babydoll/17831152Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.
Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.
I definitely won't pay $175 but I do like a spinner. I may get to test it out one day. Thanks for info.
Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.
Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.
TwoWheelSx4
03-30-17, 11:07
Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.
Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.
Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.
I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.
Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.
YMMV.
SlumpBuster17
03-30-17, 16:19
I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.
SlumpBuster17
03-30-17, 16:22
That place is owned by the same people who own Lotus and Angel and since they opened the first one, they've been giving out hand jobs from day one. Not much of a secret if you know.
Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.
Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.
Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.
I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.
Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.
YMMV.
I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.
GymGuy2016
03-30-17, 20:14
LOL can type in her number on fb and her profile comes up. Sexy. Makes it even more interesting for me.
Keep trying. I've had a lot of happy endings with her over the years. And her sister too. DO NOT pay her quoted rates!! She has gone way up because WE will pay that much.
Well I kept reading and saw where you had actually gotten in touch with her and saw some more posts. I guess she's changed, which is why she's charging so much now. Oh well, another provider with GPS I guess!! Used to have unbelievably good times... I even still have her saved in my phone.
SlumpBuster17
03-30-17, 21:37
Yeah, it's ridiculous. I'm with you on the real AMP's. I remember going to the old Fuji in Center Point, and in their sauna room they would have a few skin mags. They were some real bootleg mags. Stuff like Black Tail or an old OUI from like 1990. And this was like 1995. But looking through those while waiting would get things going. Dammit, I miss those places. Man, for those who don't know at one time there were 3 top notch AMP's within 3-4 miles of each other in Center Point. And you got high quality service at each one.
I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.
SlumpBuster17
03-30-17, 21:41
I always wonder with people like that if her family and friends there on FB know she sucks dick and spreads wide for $.
LOL can type in her number on fb and her profile comes up. Sexy. Makes it even more interesting for me.
Member #5609
03-31-17, 09:48
Is there still a place with a sauna anywhere in Bham? I used to go to yoshiko and I kind of miss that a little (amongst other things haha). I decided to avoid Centerpoint AMPs a long time ago but I'd like to start trying out any of the Asian places in other parts of Bham.
BigTiger127
03-31-17, 10:42
Anyone been to Panda lately? Just wondering if it was still open.
Had some time to waste yesterday so stopped by Lily for the first time. Only expected a decent therapeutic massage.
Seemed that was how it was going to go as she never teased from the back side like many do.
Once I flipped she never made an attempt to cover me up. Junior was already at attention and she made some comment then went right to it.
I thought damn didn't even have to ask, what a nice surprise.
Guess I had that "I need a rub and tug" look yesterday. LOL.
YMMV.Is that in Bham and where about? PM if needed.
I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.I've had so many massages in my life, I'm like you. Unless there is teasing from the rear, I won't be at attention on flip.
Personally I prefer lots of ball play when laying on my stomach but very few providers don't do it. It's sucks to roll over and still, no teasing and the just get a hand of lube and go straight to it. Over the last year, it's seems like all that happens. My last visit, they wanted to negotiate a damn tip before touching. Talking about a mood booster.
SlumpBuster17
03-31-17, 22:06
I think I remember reading someone on here talking about Sunny, that was in Homewood, and them being aroused on the flip. If someone could get aroused with that woman mashing the shit out of you, you either took a Viagra the size of a VW or you get off on extreme pain. I'm with you. The last few when I've had a ending was very mechanical. And none of them really seem to be into it. So I show them I'm not really into tipping.
I've had so many massages in my life, I'm like you. Unless there is teasing from the rear, I won't be at attention on flip.
Personally I prefer lots of ball play when laying on my stomach but very few providers don't do it. It's sucks to roll over and still, no teasing and the just get a hand of lube and go straight to it. Over the last year, it's seems like all that happens. My last visit, they wanted to negotiate a damn tip before touching. Talking about a mood booster.
SpaTrucker
04-01-17, 13:06
Just to share a little info from my travels, I sometimes get to stop in birmingham, and do get to check out spas in the panhandle on a regular basis. I was headed to Biloxi last week and stopped by Green Health Spa in Meridian. Kind of a dump, older strip mall, lots of closed shops. When I walked in I knew it was FS because the girl was wearing a mini dress and spike heels. There was no teasing before the flip so I thought I spooked her, then after I asked for HE she asked for money. The negotiations weren't a mood breaker since the mood hadn't arrived yet, but after we settled on a price she was very sweet and attentive. If anyone is in that area and wants to give them a try she was tall and slender, sort of pretty, big fake tits, around 35-40. It cost me more than I like to spend so I probably wouldn't go back.
TwoWheelSx4
04-01-17, 15:48
I love how some people on here at times when getting a massage will say "on the flip I was full attention" or whatever non sense is said. And even with no teasing whatsoever they'll say the same thing. I've gotten a few massages over the years where they will really get in there when I've been face down and excitement goes up. But any other time, when I'm getting worked on, a hard on is the last thing that's going to happen. I'm usually in too much pain to get aroused. And that's probably the case with most of you. There's not one thing wrong with my unit. It must doesn't fly up like some of you seem to think you're does.Well I beg to differ with you. When I flipped mine was ready and that's why she said something then immediately dealt with it. That's not always the case and no one said there was anything wrong with your unit however to each is own.
TwoWheelSx4
04-01-17, 15:51
I'm with you SlumpBuster. I function just fine but I have never had solid wood on the flip. I have wished I could because I think chances of success would increase but I just don't think I can make that happen. During the good old days of Yoshiko, with just the sight of the hot early twenty girls in bikinis and knowing what was about to happen, I would often have a 3/4 when the towel came off for the table shower. That sometimes resulted in extra attention during the shower and immediate action back in the room.I had no idea this place was a knockoff from the other on valleydale as I stopped going there due to begging for tips. My guess is whether I was ready or not when I flipped the fact she left the towel completely off was a good sign.
TwoWheelSx4
04-01-17, 15:52
Anyone been to Panda lately? Just wondering if it was still open.Yep it's still open and they've put real doors on two of the rooms now. Guess the pressure is getting to them.
I think your chances of getting he there are slim. I do think they allow self serve if you're into that.
TwoWheelSx4
04-01-17, 15:54
Is that in Bham and where about? PM if needed.Down 280 behind PNC bank I believe. Kind of across from Wal Mart before you get to 119.
BigTiger127
04-01-17, 16:40
Yep it's still open and they've put real doors on two of the rooms now. Guess the pressure is getting to them.
I think your chances of getting he there are slim. I do think they allow self serve if you're into that.Okay, thanks I haven't been there in a while. Been traveling to Atlanta a few days a week for a while and have a couple of places over there I frquent.
Bamaforplay
04-04-17, 11:59
I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better) . Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!
I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.
Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.
I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.
My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds. Certainly not the slinky lingerie and heels that I prefer! No table shower was offered or discussed, as she went straight to the massage. There was no cover towel which left me hopeful, but alas. There was no teasing, intimate touching, or even "grazing the boys" as some like to say. She did ask me if I liked "hard or soft," but that was the extent of our interplay. The lights were low, the music was soft, and I talked myself into enjoying the massage, but there certainly weren't any extras.
When the time was up, she ended the massage, directed me out, and followed me to the front. Once in the lobby, she asked me about a "teep. " I really didn't understand what she was saying the first three times she said it, and then I replied that I had already paid for the massage to the lady right there at the front counter. Another guy was on his way in, so I made sure that he heard our exchange too.
One could probably wrangle a discreet handjob from the right masseuse with multiple visits, but the extras weren't enough to keep me coming back in hopes of "extras. ".
If you go, or have been, please let me know your experiences.
SlumpBuster17
04-04-17, 17:09
Go back and read my report. Pretty much the same, except I paid at the end. With the walls not going all the way up, you may get lucky 1 out of 100 times. The layout of the rooms doesn't lend itself to any extra fun.
I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better). Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!
I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.
Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.
I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.
My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds..
Spencer1000
04-05-17, 09:05
I went there last week, not expecting anything. It's Trussville! I got a good massage that actually lasted an hour like I paid for. The room I was in the walls went all the way to the ceiling. You could tell it was retrofitted, but it closed off the space. There wasn't even any teasing at all. Just a legit massage which, this time, was all I wanted.
Anybody hit up the dumps in Center Point lately?
I went there last week, not expecting anything. It's Trussville! I got a good massage that actually lasted an hour like I paid for. The room I was in the walls went all the way to the ceiling. You could tell it was retrofitted, but it closed off the space. There wasn't even any teasing at all. Just a legit massage which, this time, was all I wanted.
Anybody hit up the dumps in Center Point lately?Stopped in Ocean a couple of weeks ago. Got a really good looking 20 something with a great rack. Massage was decent but on flip I motioned for HE and she said 200. I thought I missed heard her and asked how much? 200. This was on top of 60 at door. I told her I normally pay 60 and that's all I had. She walked out and I heard her and mamasan get in an argument about it and then mamasan said do it if you want to. She came back in and took care of me and all was good. She said next time 200. I asked how much for the whole Shaba game and she said 260. Won't return and it's a shame because she was really hot.
SlumpBuster17
04-07-17, 23:11
$200 for a fucking tug? How much was it to just breathe her air? I like how her hand is worth 200 but her pussy is only worth $60. LOL.
Stopped in Ocean a couple of weeks ago. Got a really good looking 20 something with a great rack. Massage was decent but on flip I motioned for HE and she said 200. I thought I missed heard her and asked how much? 200. This was on top of 60 at door. I told her I normally pay 60 and that's all I had. She walked out and I heard her and mamasan get in an argument about it and then mamasan said do it if you want to. She came back in and took care of me and all was good. She said next time 200. I asked how much for the whole Shaba game and she said 260. Won't return and it's a shame because she was really hot.
$200 for a fucking tug? How much was it to just breathe her air? I like how her hand is worth 200 but her pussy is only worth $60. LOL.For $120 total it better be some tits and mouth involved or some damn good teasing. The sad thing with these providers is after the flip and they get a handful of lube and straight to a mechanical HJ with no teasing.
Hi, visiting town for indycar race in two weeks and wondering if you have any reco's on either massage or strip clubs?
Hi, visiting town for indycar race in two weeks and wondering if you have any reco's on either massage or strip clubs?Furnace or Sammy's are about it in Birmingham. I haven't been to either in a while. The Furnace had better looking girls the last time I was strip club hopping.
Not much to share on the Massage. It's pretty dead around here. You can pick one off BP but probably end up with disappointment.
Spencer1000
04-12-17, 11:10
The furnace still has better talent as well as a better venue. Floor dances are $20 at both. They do them on couches off to the side at the furnace which is at least better than the office chairs they have set up in the corner at Sammy's. You can get a good grind and tease with good two way touching upstairs at the Furnace but you'll pay for it (150/15, 250/30). Take out is pretty readily available but again you're going to pay for it.
Unless you're coming from way out in the middle of nowhere I doubt our massage places are worth a visit. Hard to imagine a drier medium size city than BHM.
Enjoy your visit.
Anyone have any info on her?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/are-you-ready-for-the-best-massage-of-your-life-from-a-good-looking-woman-with-magic-hands/17997397
Member #5571
04-17-17, 22:41
Visited Panda in Alabaster many times. Lisa is spot on in all avenues, however she usually works alone. Make an appointment for sure!
SlumpBuster17
04-18-17, 07:55
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Bamaforplay
04-18-17, 11:47
So. What is it that they say about insanity? Doing something again and again and expecting a different result?
As I posted a few days back, I am longing for the comprehensive AMP experience of yesteryear. I've followed the threads closely regarding the experiences of those who visited the spas in Pelham, Alabaster, Homewood, etc. Those reviews read about like I would expect, but I felt certain that my experience would be different on the North side of town, up and down Parkway East where I cut my teeth at Yokishoma (sp?) and Pine Tree Massage many years ago.
Well, I was wrong.
The setup is traditional AMP and suggests exactly what you want, a buzzer for entrance, heavily tinted "peep window" for a lookout from the back, and fully enclosed rooms with locking doors. I rang the buzzer, sat and waited for the excitement to build. Mamasan greeted me and directed me to a room where "Kay" joined soon after. Kay informed me that the table shower was unavailable and that a massage would be $80. I went to pay, and she told me that I could pay afterwards. The massage was outstanding. Kay was in her mid 30's, muscular, and very sexy if a little flat chested. She greeted me in a tank top and yoga pants, but changed into some tiny shorts for the massage. Very sexy legs with soft and smooth skin.
She rubbed me down for a full hour, a legitimate massage, even "grazing the boys" a couple of times, but that's it. Nothing else was ever offered or discussed.
Towards the end of the session, she advised me that I could enjoy the table shower "next time. " As I was dressing someone else came in. She greeted him while I dressed and met me to escort me out of the building. At the door, she said, "ok, you can pay now," so I handed her the $80. She asked, "but what about I work for tips?" I grinned really big and patted her on the shoulder and told her, "Next time!
Many years ago, when I was a younger and much poorer monger, I didn't quite appreciate that back then it was "the good old days. " Ohh how I miss them!
SlumpBuster17
04-18-17, 17:07
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Thank you, thank you very much for explaining to the entire world that you don't know what the word "argumentative" means.
Seriously, thanks
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TwoWheelSx4
04-18-17, 19:20
I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better) . Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!
I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.
Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.
I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.
My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds. Certainly not the slinky lingerie and heels that I prefer! No table shower was offered or discussed, as she went straight to the massage. There was no cover towel which left me hopeful, but alas. There was no teasing, intimate touching, or even "grazing the boys" as some like to say. She did ask me if I liked "hard or soft," but that was the extent of our interplay. The lights were low, the music was soft, and I talked myself into enjoying the massage, but there certainly weren't any extras.
When the time was up, she ended the massage, directed me out, and followed me to the front. Once in the lobby, she asked me about a "teep. " I really didn't understand what she was saying the first three times she said it, and then I replied that I had already paid for the massage to the lady right there at the front counter. Another guy was on his way in, so I made sure that he heard our exchange too.
One could probably wrangle a discreet handjob from the right masseuse with multiple visits, but the extras weren't enough to keep me coming back in hopes of "extras. ".
If you go, or have been, please let me know your experiences.Eventually they will probably start offering he as their business will suffer. Even Panda finally put doors on their rooms so guys could self serve. LOL.
Member #5571
04-20-17, 06:33
Hey folks, a new massage Tranquil Spa just opened a couple days ago in Alabaster. Going to check this one out soon. Lets share post on this one.
Yeah I made the mistake of not using the search function first.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-open-45-hr-professional-massage-w-free-table-shower-and-hot-stone/12197085
The ad said "new" and I didn't search or flip back more than a couple of pages to see post #2571, #2420, #2168, #2163, etc.
Seems to be the same as everyone else cute acceptable massage. Nothing extra.
Hey folks, a new massage Tranquil Spa just opened a couple days ago in Alabaster. Going to check this one out soon. Lets share post on this one.Why? It's going to be the same old "tease you out of your money" scam.
RobStinson
04-26-17, 17:05
I decided to go and try it out today. Not much to report. It was a let down. Got a 90 minute full body for $90. Attractive lady. Lots of teasing, but nothing beyond some simple ball grazing.
Any body know anything about H Massage, Lotus or Lily (I think they are all located around Hwy 280)?
I decided to go and try it out today. Not much to report. It was a let down. Got a 90 minute full body for $90. Attractive lady. Lots of teasing, but nothing beyond some simple ball grazing.
Any body know anything about H Massage, Lotus or Lily (I think they are all located around Hwy 280)?Same old crap will be had at all of them!
Member #5571
04-28-17, 20:42
Why? It's going to be the same old "tease you out of your money" scam.You are spot on, same old nonsense from Tranquil. Had both of them, decent massage but nothing else. Came to the conclusion after spending mega money, might as well get a call girl and be done with it. Also note that when you think many of the Asian Chinese speak little English, they are fooling you. Most know allot more English than they lead on, the famous words, no understand. They want you to think they don't understand. There Boss looks out of for them big-time. Many work 7 days, and live at the parlors!
Member #5802
04-29-17, 11:28
I decided to go and try it out today. Not much to report. It was a let down. Got a 90 minute full body for $90. Attractive lady. Lots of teasing, but nothing beyond some simple ball grazing.
Any body know anything about H Massage, Lotus or Lily (I think they are all located around Hwy 280)?Went to H a few weeks back. Review in the backpage section bundled with other reviews that day.
Poor massage only, no teasing, a curtain for a door.
Wouldn't recommend.
I decided to go and try it out today. Not much to report. It was a let down. Got a 90 minute full body for $90. Attractive lady. Lots of teasing, but nothing beyond some simple ball grazing.
Any body know anything about H Massage, Lotus or Lily (I think they are all located around Hwy 280)?I've tried Lotus and Lily recently and nothing more than a massage for me.
I decided to go and try it out today. Not much to report. It was a let down. Got a 90 minute full body for $90. Attractive lady. Lots of teasing, but nothing beyond some simple ball grazing.
Any body know anything about H Massage, Lotus or Lily (I think they are all located around Hwy 280)?It's been a while but got a rub and tug at H.
Visited Panda in Alabaster many times. Lisa is spot on in all avenues, however she usually works alone. Make an appointment for sure!What do you mean on in all avenues. What are they? Includes HE?
I've tried Lotus and Lily recently and nothing more than a massage for me.Both of these locations freely provide everything so if you only got a massage you must have only had house fee.
I personally would not waste my time at either of those locations. The ladies (and I am being nice here) are lazy with their massage and personally it was the worst HJ I've EVER received in my entire life. They like to take cash in the rooms so my gut feeling tells me that they are trying to hide the money from the owner. Not worth 1/20 of the price paid. The time was cut short also.
What as TOTAL dissapointment.
PapaShango
05-01-17, 13:39
What do you mean on in all avenues. What are they? Includes HE?I doubt it, been there 3 times and it's legit, great massage and ts, but legit.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-in-a-bottle/18392653
Any know anything about this one?
I'm speaking as a long time client of body rubs / Massage and many would probably agree. I see you for a sensual massage meaning more the a quick rub down and flip over and going straight to a jack off session. Many of you fall into that category and wonder why there are not many repeats.
I personally like the teasing attention to begin while laying face down, give the balls some attention. On the flip, finish the massage while grazing or teasing the dude. Then be creative until he explodes. Stop all this mechanical jerk you off 100 mph BS. My two cents worth.
I doubt it, been there 3 times and it's legit, great massage and ts, but legit.I've also been to see Lisa at Panda 3 times now. Cute with a nice figure, maybe late 30's early 40's. First time (1 hr) I made the mistake of asking for a deep tissue massage, and came home with bruising in between the shoulder blades. But that was my fault for not backing her off of the deep hard pressure. But there was a little teasing the boys so I assumed maybe I just need to become a regular and the HE may happen. Patience. 2nd visit a few weeks later was a spur of the moment thing in the evening and she only had a 30 minute spot for me because someone was booked after that until closing time. So only a little tease this time, but still enjoyable. 3rd visit was yesterday - 90 minutes. Enjoyed the table shower, and then very good massage. Plenty of teasing during the face down massage for the first hour, but she kept the boys covered with a small towel after the flip, even though she had to see that I was about 3/4 "up". Being a relative newbie to this, and her seemingly knowing very little English, I just didn't quite know how to ask for the HE. I enjoy the massages, but really would enjoy the HE too of course. Any tips?
Roland9575
05-08-17, 12:44
I'm speaking as a long time client of body rubs / Massage and many would probably agree. I see you for a sensual massage meaning more the a quick rub down and flip over and going straight to a jack off session. Many of you fall into that category and wonder why there are not many repeats.
I personally like the teasing attention to begin while laying face down, give the balls some attention. On the flip, finish the massage while grazing or teasing the dude. Then be creative until he explodes. Stop all this mechanical jerk you off 100 mph BS. My two cents worth.Well said.
Exactly what we want. Get loyal customers.
I'm speaking as a long time client of body rubs / Massage and many would probably agree. I see you for a sensual massage meaning more the a quick rub down and flip over and going straight to a jack off session. Many of you fall into that category and wonder why there are not many repeats.
I personally like the teasing attention to begin while laying face down, give the balls some attention. On the flip, finish the massage while grazing or teasing the dude. Then be creative until he explodes. Stop all this mechanical jerk you off 100 mph BS. My two cents worth.
Lets not forget those who say their time is valuable and time wasters will be black-listed. What about all the times you've led me on. Right up until I drive to your location and then you go silent?
I know, that should be posted in another forum, but its similar. A VALID COMPLAINT.
Lets not forget those who say their time is valuable and time wasters will be black-listed. What about all the times you've led me on. Right up until I drive to your location and then you go silent?
I know, that should be posted in another forum, but its similar. A VALID COMPLAINT.Yes, you are correct sir. I've got burned on that a few times too.
SpaTrucker
05-12-17, 23:08
I've also been to see Lisa at Panda 3 times now. Cute with a nice figure, maybe late 30's early 40's. First time (1 hr) I made the mistake of asking for a deep tissue massage, and came home with bruising in between the shoulder blades. But that was my fault for not backing her off of the deep hard pressure. But there was a little teasing the boys so I assumed maybe I just need to become a regular and the HE may happen. Patience. 2nd visit a few weeks later was a spur of the moment thing in the evening and she only had a 30 minute spot for me because someone was booked after that until closing time. So only a little tease this time, but still enjoyable. 3rd visit was yesterday - 90 minutes. Enjoyed the table shower, and then very good massage. Plenty of teasing during the face down massage for the first hour, but she kept the boys covered with a small towel after the flip, even though she had to see that I was about 3/4 "up". Being a relative newbie to this, and her seemingly knowing very little English, I just didn't quite know how to ask for the HE. I enjoy the massages, but really would enjoy the HE too of course. Any tips?First, don't be shy. Believe me, any girl working in a spa has seen and heard it all. You are not going to embarrass her. Before the flip, if she gets anywhere close to the boys, tell her that feels good, if she gets anywhere near the head of the table, pat her on the ass a little and tell her how good she is. After the flip, remove the towel from your junk and tell her you're too hot, if she tries to put it back remove it again and tell her its ok and smile. Always smile and be polite. If you don't get a HE, point to your junk and tell her to massage here. If she offers to put oil on Jr. Or your hand she expects you to DIY. Tell her NO TIP. Be firm but persistent. It may work or not. But by the time you've been to a place 3-4 times you've wasted a lot of money for nothing. Good luck.
Mr Trucker is absolutely correct in that it is the Golden Rule, and those with the gold make the rules. She can take it or leave it but there is no middle ground. Simple make it a non negotiable business deal - just make it very clear what you are willing to tip for and if not received then Don't Tip anything.
Once explained it is up to them. I'm Guilt Free after many failed samplings. Otherwise you can use those freed up funds towards another experience.
If not then allow Rosey Palm and her daughters to come to the rescue.
Member #5571
05-13-17, 17:53
Anyone had any experiences with the new Kung Fu in Vestavia? You can PM me.
I live in Trussville so I was excited when they opened. On my first visit, I saw two asian ladies in the lobby. I didn't get the prettier of the two but I was still excited to have some fun. She gave me a BJ and was VERY thorough about it, even getting after my balls and taint. It was great. I went back as soon as I could and was glad to get the pretty one I missed out on during my first visit. Unfortunately, she would only let the oil fall out of her hands on the boys and I had to self service. She wouldn't even allow and boob play. She cleaned everything up when I finished. I've been back two more times hoping for a repeat of the first visit, but had to self-service each time. I don't tip unless they help me so the $60 for the environment and relaxing atmosphere isn't bad, but I would love to bend that little hottie over the massage table. She would get a hell of a tip then.
I've been visiting AMPs for quite some time now, and what I have learned is that part of the thrill for me is the hunt. The anticipation. The negotiation. The "you been massage before?" Conversation. The broken English and the way they she gawks in shock as you disrobe. The table shower (there really is nothing better) . Feeling her up as she rubs you down. The teasing and the sweet submissive smile as she tugs that last little bit out of you. And then the warm towel. All of it!
I'm satisfied by good service and really enjoy having my body worshipped and pampered for an hour. I am in search of the full experience rather than full service, so my expectations aren't the same as some who visit for a massage.
Discover Massage failed me on numerous counts.
I was through Trussville the other day with some spare time and I decided to treat myself. The front entrance looks like any other AMP in a strip mall that you have ever seen, but once you step inside, the vibe doesn't match. It "feels" more like a health club. You pay for the massage at the front counter and then are led back to the room, again, everything "looks" like it should, but "feels" completely different.
My masseuse was a mid 20's Girl of Asian heritage, but she was very Americanized. She was wearing jeans and a "Gap" tshirt with low top Converse or Keds. Certainly not the slinky lingerie and heels that I prefer! No table shower was offered or discussed, as she went straight to the massage. There was no cover towel which left me hopeful, but alas. There was no teasing, intimate touching, or even "grazing the boys" as some like to say. She did ask me if I liked "hard or soft," but that was the extent of our interplay. The lights were low, the music was soft, and I talked myself into enjoying the massage, but there certainly weren't any extras.
When the time was up, she ended the massage, directed me out, and followed me to the front. Once in the lobby, she asked me about a "teep. " I really didn't understand what she was saying the first three times she said it, and then I replied that I had already paid for the massage to the lady right there at the front counter. Another guy was on his way in, so I made sure that he heard our exchange too.
One could probably wrangle a discreet handjob from the right masseuse with multiple visits, but the extras weren't enough to keep me coming back in hopes of "extras. ".
If you go, or have been, please let me know your experiences.
First, don't be shy. Believe me, any girl working in a spa has seen and heard it all. You are not going to embarrass her. Before the flip, if she gets anywhere close to the boys, tell her that feels good, if she gets anywhere near the head of the table, pat her on the ass a little and tell her how good she is. After the flip, remove the towel from your junk and tell her you're too hot, if she tries to put it back remove it again and tell her its ok and smile. Always smile and be polite. If you don't get a HE, point to your junk and tell her to massage here. If she offers to put oil on Jr. Or your hand she expects you to DIY. Tell her NO TIP. Be firm but persistent. It may work or not. But by the time you've been to a place 3-4 times you've wasted a lot of money for nothing. Good luck.I did point to the boys and ask if she was going to massage there, but she played dumb and said something about "only a little English". But I wasn't as firm as I should have been, and didn't push the issue. The massage is good, so I'll still go back. Anything beyond the massage will be a bonus regardless. I'll still hold out the hope that maybe next time I can get her to finish me off.
Mr Trucker is absolutely correct in that it is the Golden Rule, and those with the gold make the rules. She can take it or leave it but there is no middle ground. Simple make it a non negotiable business deal - just make it very clear what you are willing to tip for and if not received then Don't Tip anything.
Once explained it is up to them. I'm Guilt Free after many failed samplings. Otherwise you can use those freed up funds towards another experience.
If not then allow Rosey Palm and her daughters to come to the rescue.Understood.
SpaTrucker
05-14-17, 22:03
I did point to the boys and ask if she was going to massage there, but she played dumb and said something about "only a little English". But I wasn't as firm as I should have been, and didn't push the issue. The massage is good, so I'll still go back. Anything beyond the massage will be a bonus regardless. I'll still hold out the hope that maybe next time I can get her to finish me off.If you're there for the massage, great, enjoy it. If I'm hoping for a HE I'm not paying someone $40-$60 to watch me DIY.
If you're there for the massage, great, enjoy it. If I'm hoping for a HE I'm not paying someone $40-$60 to watch me DIY.Mr Trucker.
Your inbox is full. So I've wasted a long story that's un-deliverable.
SilverDawg
05-16-17, 13:39
Are pics accurate? Massage good or rushed? Is price reasonable? Did you smile about before you left?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-white-girl-with-amazingly-hot-massages-mandy/18985723
Are pics accurate? Massage good or rushed? Is price reasonable? Did you smile about before you left?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-white-girl-with-amazingly-hot-massages-mandy/18985723Don't waste your time. Much better looking providers.
Are pics accurate? Massage good or rushed? Is price reasonable? Did you smile about before you left?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-white-girl-with-amazingly-hot-massages-mandy/18985723Years and drugs have taken their toll.
Last few times I've been to an AMP, that damn oil has been causing some chafing. Anyone else experience that?
Get the pretty one's name by any chance? May be nearby this week.
I live in Trussville so I was excited when they opened. On my first visit, I saw two asian ladies in the lobby. I didn't get the prettier of the two but I was still excited to have some fun. She gave me a BJ and was VERY thorough about it, even getting after my balls and taint. It was great. I went back as soon as I could and was glad to get the pretty one I missed out on during my first visit. Unfortunately, she would only let the oil fall out of her hands on the boys and I had to self service. She wouldn't even allow and boob play. She cleaned everything up when I finished. I've been back two more times hoping for a repeat of the first visit, but had to self-service each time. I don't tip unless they help me so the $60 for the environment and relaxing atmosphere isn't bad, but I would love to bend that little hottie over the massage table. She would get a hell of a tip then.
Went into this one not expecting a whole lot, and I glad I wasn't. As someone previously stated there is some light action but when I pursued it more I was told they don't offer anything there. It's all DIY. I even offered a very generous tip to see if that would open up any doors, but was still turned down. Which for around here that wasn't really a surprise. However, I did receive a very good and much needed massage. I went in wanting a good massage but really hoping for the best.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-table-shower-beautiful-ladies-and-best-massage-205-260-8202/16991064
Member #5571
06-05-17, 19:32
Hey guys it looks like Ocean Spa has a new lineup of girls anyone have any experience with them pm Me please.
Is this good ole Charm? Anybody knows?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-massage/19485113
Alamassage1
06-18-17, 13:46
Is this good ole Charm? Anybody knows?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-massage/19485113Pamela is a young spanish girl.
Sorry to say this is not Charm. Wish we could find another Charm.
Is this good ole Charm? Anybody knows?
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-massage/19485113
I'm looking at some AMP's in the area, specifically Panda and Tranquil. If you guys have had any success with the latter two PM me please.
I called them, and they quoted me a price of $100 an hour. I asked if they had pretty girls, and they siad, "No, only 1 masseur on duty. ".
Spencer1000
06-21-17, 18:43
I called them, and they quoted me a price of $100 an hour. I asked if they had pretty girls, and they siad, "No, only 1 masseur on duty. ".If they want $100 an hour they better have multiple girls that are each hot as hell. Such, of course, I'm sure they don't. Last time I got desperate enough to go there they wanted $80/ hr and that was with a fossil as your attendant. I can't imagine dropping $100 there.
MammieJammer
06-21-17, 21:23
I called them, and they quoted me a price of $100 an hour. I asked if they had pretty girls, and they siad, "No, only 1 masseur on duty. ".I'm sure they won't give any information out over the phone that's even vaguely related to any sort of erotic activity. They pretty much always have been like that even back in the day when things were good here in Birmingham. I used to know most of the mommasans and even then they were a bit reluctant to talk on the phone very much. MJ.
I haven't been to Panda in several years. Both are probably legit. Decent massage nothing else. Maybe self serve if you frequent.
I'm looking at some AMP's in the area, specifically Panda and Tranquil. If you guys have had any success with the latter two PM me please.
Member #5571
06-22-17, 21:03
Went to inead a couple times in the past month. Also first visit to ocean last week. PM for details.
WizzyWigg45
06-23-17, 18:21
I private messaged you to get some details for tomorrow.
Went to inead a couple times in the past month. Also first visit to ocean last week. PM for details.
PapaShango
06-24-17, 01:34
Pamela is a young spanish girl.Have you visited Pam?
BillyMafia624
06-25-17, 23:45
I'm looking at some AMP's in the area, specifically Panda and Tranquil. If you guys have had any success with the latter two PM me please.Whats up guys. First post. I've been visiting a few places lately and decided to finally start posting some.
Panda down in Alabaster. I went a few months back for my first time. Usually greeting but I was a little earlier in the day and she was the only one working. She took me back for an hour massage. Actually one of the better massages I've ever had. Teased but still left unhappy. I kinda got the feeling it would be better if I became a regular but I don't have time for all that. She was actually a decent looking woman for her age (mid 40's maybe).
Checked out tranquil a few weeks ago as well. Massage was only so-so and she kept everything draped despite my best attempts. Not teased a bit and left unhappy for sure. Both of the girls I saw there were definitely younger and really good looking. Got the feeling they want this place to be legit. We'll see how that holds up with time.
Angel spa was up next- Had some time to kill one day and swung by. Heavier set woman was the only one there that I could tell. Horrible massage, but was in and out and left happy with pretty much no encouragement.
MammieJammer
06-26-17, 10:31
Whats up guys. First post. I've been visiting a few places lately and decided to finally start posting some.
Panda down in Alabaster. I went a few months back for my first time. Usually greeting but I was a little earlier in the day and she was the only one working. She took me back for an hour massage. Actually one of the better massages I've ever had. Teased but still left unhappy. I kinda got the feeling it would be better if I became a regular but I don't have time for all that. She was actually a decent looking woman for her age (mid 40's maybe).
Checked out tranquil a few weeks ago as well. Massage was only so-so and she kept everything draped despite my best attempts. Not teased a bit and left unhappy for sure. Both of the girls I saw there were definitely younger and really good looking. Got the feeling they want this place to be legit. We'll see how that holds up with time.
Angel spa was up next- Had some time to kill one day and swung by. Heavier set woman was the only one there that I could tell. Horrible massage, but was in and out and left happy with pretty much no encouragement.It's been discussed in this forum quite a bit but basically in Alabama and especially the Birmingham and surrounding area they are no Asian massage parlors that deliver service in the traditional and expected way. If you're looking for something like that you have to go to Atlanta or maybe Nashville or Memphis will be the closest places. They are absolutely zero massage parlors that give you what you used to be accustomed to in the old days it's a scam it's a new thing and even in places like Atlanta these types of places are popping up they promise you a happy ending and full service and that's the big hook in their ads which seem very erotic but the reality is they give you nothing for your money sometimes not even a decent massage. They're only a couple places in Birmingham where real erotic services are available one of those the staff is quite old and unattractive and overpriced the other one the staff is a bit more attractive but for the amount of money that you will spend there you can have a full hour with a really beautiful girl off of P411 literally in this place $300 will probably not get you everything you want. If people would quit patronizing these tease jobs and fake parlors then they go away because they would be getting no clientele but people keep getting suckered in with the promise of something that's never going to happen just thought you should know if you haven't figured it out already. MJ.
Member #5571
06-26-17, 18:00
It's been discussed in this forum quite a bit but basically in Alabama and especially the Birmingham and surrounding area they are no Asian massage parlors that deliver service in the traditional and expected way. If you're looking for something like that you have to go to Atlanta or maybe Nashville or Memphis will be the closest places. They are absolutely zero massage parlors that give you what you used to be accustomed to in the old days it's a scam it's a new thing and even in places like Atlanta these types of places are popping up they promise you a happy ending and full service and that's the big hook in their ads which seem very erotic but the reality is they give you nothing for your money sometimes not even a decent massage. They're only a couple places in Birmingham where real erotic services are available one of those the staff is quite old and unattractive and overpriced the other one the staff is a bit more attractive but for the amount of money that you will spend there you can have a full hour with a really beautiful girl off of P411 literally in this place $300 will probably not get you everything you want. If people would quit patronizing these tease jobs and fake parlors then they go away because they would be getting no clientele but people keep getting suckered in with the promise of something that's never going to happen just thought you should know if you haven't figured it out already. MJ.MJ you are spot on with your analysis. I have been suckered in so many times it's not even funny of the money I have spent at the Asian massage parlors here in Birmingham I could have definitely had a very nice call girl at least you're guaranteed results these Asian massage parlors need to go away nothing but teasers and even the ones that you think offer like you said are Las Vegas priced. And this DIY nonsense it is cool to have somebody messing around however it would be free to do it from home save you a boatload of money I am sick of it as well.
It's been discussed in this forum quite a bit but basically in Alabama and especially the Birmingham and surrounding area they are no Asian massage parlors that deliver service in the traditional and expected way. If you're looking for something like that you have to go to Atlanta or maybe Nashville or Memphis will be the closest places. They are absolutely zero massage parlors that give you what you used to be accustomed to in the old days it's a scam it's a new thing and even in places like Atlanta these types of places are popping up they promise you a happy ending and full service and that's the big hook in their ads which seem very erotic but the reality is they give you nothing for your money sometimes not even a decent massage. They're only a couple places in Birmingham where real erotic services are available one of those the staff is quite old and unattractive and overpriced the other one the staff is a bit more attractive but for the amount of money that you will spend there you can have a full hour with a really beautiful girl off of P411 literally in this place $300 will probably not get you everything you want. If people would quit patronizing these tease jobs and fake parlors then they go away because they would be getting no clientele but people keep getting suckered in with the promise of something that's never going to happen just thought you should know if you haven't figured it out already. MJ.Absolutely agree same thing happened in WPB after a few headline bust. It took several years for the service to come back. What it takes is a few to start delivering and stay under the radar I. E. Spreading the word to trusted members via PM to keep them safe and open. When the business starts dropping off the rest will follow. Many of these spas have other business in more open areas and are all willing to provide but fear LE.
Hey I just had my first massage a couple days back and it was amazing but the one thing about it is I was completly nude the entire massage even when I turned over she didn't put anything over me, I felt like she might have been teasing me a little but I don't know for sure, is this normal?
BuckInHere
06-28-17, 01:48
Hey I just had my first massage a couple days back and it was amazing but the one thing about it is I was completly nude the entire massage even when I turned over she didn't put anything over me, I felt like she might have been teasing me a little but I don't know for sure, is this normal?Grab her ass. Then let your hands roam over her body. She will let you know what is om the menu.
SilverDawg
06-28-17, 08:46
Hey I just had my first massage a couple days back and it was amazing but the one thing about it is I was completly nude the entire massage even when I turned over she didn't put anything over me, I felt like she might have been teasing me a little but I don't know for sure, is this normal?It varies from place to place and girl to girl. I try to stay uncovered but some places mandate that they cover the privates. Where did you go and please give us the sanitized details.
BillyMafia624
06-30-17, 16:28
Hey guys, not sure if this belongs here or on the backpage forum?? I don't know what it is about this ad that has me so interested, maybe its just the mystery. Any info is appreciated.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/educated-in-the-art-of-massage-and-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch/15299941
This person has been reviewed in the past number of years. I believe all reviews were negative. I was interested as well when I first saw her.
Hey guys, not sure if this belongs here or on the backpage forum?? I don't know what it is about this ad that has me so interested, maybe its just the mystery. Any info is appreciated.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/educated-in-the-art-of-massage-and-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch/15299941
John Deuce
07-02-17, 00:45
Was on that side of town so I decided to check out Lily Massage. The parking lot was completely empty so I wondered if they were ven open. Walked in and the woman was sitting in the front room reading. Guess it was a boring day. Was surprised how far it went. Not sure if you get could get FS but it was not DIY.
About a year and a half ago I was driving through Prattville and had a massage at Junes. Masseuse was named "Lisa' Legit massage but very good. I was in the Prattville area yesterday and called to make appointment but was told Lisa is no longer there. Person I spoke to said she thought Lisa is in Birmingham. Anyone know where Lisa is now?
Member #5571
07-02-17, 14:32
About a year and a half ago I was driving through Prattville and had a massage at Junes. Masseuse was named "Lisa' Legit massage but very good. I was in the Prattville area yesterday and called to make appointment but was told Lisa is no longer there. Person I spoke to said she thought Lisa is in Birmingham. Anyone know where Lisa is now?Birmingham's AMP's have changed allot of girls over the past 6 months. They often times change their names accordingly. Drives me crazy! LOL.
Member #5571
07-02-17, 21:21
Was on that side of town so I decided to check out Lily Massage. The parking lot was completely empty so I wondered if they were ven open. Walked in and the woman was sitting in the front room reading. Guess it was a boring day. Was surprised how far it went. Not sure if you get could get FS but it was not DIY.Hey man, I sent you a PM.
Thanks.
Was on that side of town so I decided to check out Lily Massage. The parking lot was completely empty so I wondered if they were ven open. Walked in and the woman was sitting in the front room reading. Guess it was a boring day. Was surprised how far it went. Not sure if you get could get FS but it was not DIY.Can you tell us how old, weight, looks, and so forth? PM if you prefer.
BuckInHere
07-03-17, 20:46
Was on that side of town so I decided to check out Lily Massage. The parking lot was completely empty so I wondered if they were ven open. Walked in and the woman was sitting in the front room reading. Guess it was a boring day. Was surprised how far it went. Not sure if you get could get FS but it was not DIY.What is the address or at least street name Lily Spa located?
John Deuce
07-03-17, 21:07
Hey man, I sent you a PM.
Thanks.Got it. I sent you a response.
BillyMafia624
07-04-17, 08:02
After that glowing review, its about to be impossible to get into Lily for a week or two hahaha. I'll include myself in the rush though, don't mind if I do.
Member #5571
07-04-17, 10:56
After that glowing review, its about to be impossible to get into Lily for a week or two hahaha. I'll include myself in the rush though, don't mind if I do.They just got a huge raise. LOL.
Have you visited Pam?She is really good attitude, great massage but sadly nothing else, when to her place with bunch of money to offer (since I have good coments about her) she just do a good Asian style massage plus sexy huge ass and big tits, great view and nothing else I will be on the intend to pursue her.
About a year and a half ago I was driving through Prattville and had a massage at Junes. Masseuse was named "Lisa' Legit massage but very good. I was in the Prattville area yesterday and called to make appointment but was told Lisa is no longer there. Person I spoke to said she thought Lisa is in Birmingham. Anyone know where Lisa is now?Yes PM me.
About a year and a half ago I was driving through Prattville and had a massage at Junes. Masseuse was named "Lisa' Legit massage but very good. I was in the Prattville area yesterday and called to make appointment but was told Lisa is no longer there. Person I spoke to said she thought Lisa is in Birmingham. Anyone know where Lisa is now?There was a Lisa at Angel spa who gave a good massage. I don't think she is there any longer tho. You may want to try and see for yourself.
RobStinson
07-05-17, 06:31
After that glowing review, its about to be impossible to get into Lily for a week or two hahaha. I'll include myself in the rush though, don't mind if I do.Which location are we referring to? PM me please.
Yes PM me.Sent PM. Thanks for any info on Lisa! Only saw her once. Early 40's maybe? Great massage. I was newbie, didn't ask for extras. I liked her and want to see her again!
Was on that side of town so I decided to check out Lily Massage. The parking lot was completely empty so I wondered if they were ven open. Walked in and the woman was sitting in the front room reading. Guess it was a boring day. Was surprised how far it went. Not sure if you get could get FS but it was not DIY.Address, providers name and details!! PM me please.
Thanks.
Tug.
I just googled Lily and Bham, this is what turned up. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, I don't know.
https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/6209231618.html
About a year and a half ago I was driving through Prattville and had a massage at Junes. Masseuse was named "Lisa' Legit massage but very good. I was in the Prattville area yesterday and called to make appointment but was told Lisa is no longer there. Person I spoke to said she thought Lisa is in Birmingham. Anyone know where Lisa is now?These is a Lisa in Alabaster who gives a real good massage but no extras.
Tug.
Went by over the weekend and have changed out the girls. Not sure where the original girl has gone. The experience was meh at best.
I just googled Lily and Bham, this is what turned up. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, I don't know.
https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/6209231618.html
Anyone try Panda in Homewood recently?
These is a Lisa in Alabaster who gives a real good massage but no extras.
Tug.Does she give you nude massages and tease the boys?
Member #5571
07-15-17, 19:16
Pictures look to good to be true.
http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/bliss/16124183
Does she give you nude massages and tease the boys?Was just there tonight. Yes she teases the boys very nicely. My 4th visit and more tease each time. And not sure if you're referring to her being nude or the customer, but I am nude each time. She drives me wild with her teasing. Working up the courage to ask for a HE soon. Just don't want to spoil a very good massage with great teasing. Ass and boys.
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