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PriscillaM
11-02-21, 11:42
I just want to say that I think Angela at Gold finger stuck her finger up my ass too far the other day.
I am not being anti any demographic group here, but I am warning you fellas. Especially leather jacket pretend like he is going to petco fucko that you better take some magnesium to loosen your shfinkter. As noted above, Angela's handjobs are great, but man, rectum, it nearly killed him.
LngTimeMongr
11-02-21, 12:00
Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.
PriscillaM
11-02-21, 12:30
Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.Mary at Chens will let you take her ass.
BoostedSub
11-02-21, 14:14
Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.Who's Mary brotha hook me up with the info on her please.
LngTimeMongr
11-02-21, 16:28
Who's Mary brotha hook me up with the info on her please.Mary is at chen's in LA on SM blvd. Check it out. But she ehhh. Up to you. Nothing to brag about. She will bb CIA. I would suggest bring your own umbrella. She doesn't have umbrellas.
Crimsonquiggs
11-04-21, 09:27
Anyone know what happened to crazy Lily from Yao Qi in Culver City? I know it's been shutdown for a while, but drove past the other day and was just wondering if she landed on her feet since the pandemic. Was always such a staple to my LA mongering scene.
Hey anyone been over to Seasons on SMBLVD? WLA next to good Sushi place? The front is a mess. Any specific talent you like? Its been while for me.Seen it a few times, looks dingy AF but never been in. They have a ton of reviews on RM, but I've never been in and their phone number is disconnected.
Idk, I just get a granny shack vibe.
FlandersFan1
11-05-21, 12:13
I just had a 60 min massage with Angela at Goldfinger.
It was 27 minute massage with teasing at the end. Then 25 minutes of full on dickwork. There was no rushing. I did not get to suck on her perfect b tits. I almost walked out into the street I was so fucken lightheaded.
Oh, and to the guy in the leather jacket who pretended he was crossing the street to go to Petco and then ducked in. Come on man. You do not fool anyone.Not the best experience at the finger for me. Called ahead and asked for Angela and they said she was available now. Rolled up 5 minutes later and Vanessa checked me in. Vanessa came in a few minutes later and said Angela is busy and won't be done for another 40 minutes. Asked if I wanted to try her out instead. Didn't want to wait that long so I said fuck it. Not the best, not the worst. But annoyed of the swap.
Anyone know what happened to crazy Lily from Yao Qi in Culver City? I know it's been shutdown for a while, but drove past the other day and was just wondering if she landed on her feet since the pandemic. Was always such a staple to my LA mongering scene.Did you mean Emily? I have no idea what happened to her either, but she was amazing. Please let us know if anyone finds out where she went.
Crimsonquiggs
11-05-21, 13:06
Did you mean Emily? I have no idea what happened to her either, but she was amazing. Please let us know if anyone finds out where she went.Nah, I meant Lily. She was the owner. Wacky lady who seemed to never take a day off. Not entirely sure who Emily is.
LngTimeMongr
11-05-21, 16:45
Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361
Saw a listing for Sacred Zen Suites and I'm intrigued, but not sure if I want to go to the Westside to TOFTT.
https://www.sacredzensuites.com/
Somehow my big brain beat the little one. I went to check out a place in weho. It's a small apartment that's set up as a sex toy shop with a massage table in the back. I called the number and she said they don't open until 2 but one of the girls was there early, and I can go in and see if I was interested. She was. Fine. Dark skinned latina, mid 40's with huge cans, not much ass, in a tight dress. She wanted $70 for what I'm assuming would have been a mediocre massage with extras, but I wasn't really into it so I told her I would be back with cash. Booker on the phone said she would send me pics of the other girls who will be there later. To be continued.
KnotHead61
11-06-21, 15:37
Somehow my big brain beat the little one. I went to check out a place in weho. It's a small apartment that's set up as a sex toy shop with a massage table in the back. I called the number and she said they don't open until 2 but one of the girls was there early, and I can go in and see if I was interested. She was. Fine. Dark skinned latina, mid 40's with huge cans, not much ass, in a tight dress. She wanted $70 for what I'm assuming would have been a mediocre massage with extras, but I wasn't really into it so I told her I would be back with cash. Booker on the phone said she would send me pics of the other girls who will be there later. To be continued.Wow. Impressive. I need this. Last night I was a victim of the old switch-a-roo and ended up with a girl I would've not picked up. Felt bad, and stuck around. Wish I didn't. Good job man.
Wow. Impressive. I need this. Last night I was a victim of the old switch-a-roo and ended up with a girl I would've not picked up. Felt bad, and stuck around. Wish I didn't. Good job man.Don't feel bad. It's happened to me on plenty of occasions where the girl isn't that hot and I fucked her anyways.
One thing I have noticed is the less attractive woman tend to recognise that they are less attractive than their co workers and will tend to make up for it service and attitude wise.
But yeah for me no matter how amazing the service is I have never repeated with a girl I thought was just average or below average looking.
PriscillaM
11-06-21, 22:29
Saw a listing for Sacred Zen Suites and I'm intrigued, but not sure if I want to go to the Westside to TOFTT.
https://www.sacredzensuites.com/This place is very troubling. The place is run by a woman at the front with the brains of my dog. She is fat and the girls there are all obese.
This was from a few months ago, and they shut down. Now they reopened and have obviously fake ads.
Stay away.
KnotHead61
11-07-21, 16:51
So I'm looking for a petite provider. The skinniest, tiniest the better. Nationality doesn't matter. FS. DATK. BJ. Doesn't have to be bb. I'm just want to have a tiny provider. Thank you.
Yes, I posted in the Inglewood / South bay thread. Started out slow but they've upped their game. Don't go there looking for girls like in their ad and you won't be disappointed. CBJ, Daty, 69, FS. These older ladies 35+ have good skills. The younger gals I've tried have no game. I complained about it and they brought in some seasoned vets who know what they're doing, bring a condom unless you like the saran wrap. LOL.
Standard rates. Hour: . 5 / $. 2.
Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361
LngTimeMongr
11-08-21, 09:51
Yes, I posted in the Inglewood / South bay thread. Started out slow but they've upped their game. Don't go there looking for girls like in their ad and you won't be disappointed. CBJ, Daty, 69, FS. These older ladies 35+ have good skills. The younger gals I've tried have no game. I complained about it and they brought in some seasoned vets who know what they're doing, bring a condom unless you like the saran wrap. LOL.
Standard rates. Hour: . 5 / $. 2.Damn. Nd I was looking for something new to replace eco.
August West
11-08-21, 16:01
Has anyone been to Ord Spa or Panda Massage in Chinatown?No but there is a dinky little place on spring 133 or 127 or so but its a bit of a granny shack. I've caught a few 7's over the years. But its only ever been just HJ with tiddies out. It's a place that will serve a purpose. Let me know about Ord or Panda though!
August West
11-08-21, 16:24
Man,
There used to be tons of hot sub 30 Asian MPs scattered around Echo Park / Silverlake and one by one they just fucking packed up their tents and rolled on. The only thing left over here (that I know of) are AMP's staffed with retired fish mongers and mamasan's that TOFTT when the regular "girls" are busy. Disgruntled HJ's with no touching. I need some help over here guys. I need some new shops on the east side.
August West
11-08-21, 16:31
Does anyone know which spa in Burbank has the 25 year old hottie? I did some Googling, but didn't turn up any Thai spa's on San Fernando Rd which are on the 2nd floor.Same. I'm only finding chaba which ain't on no 2nd level.
August West
11-08-21, 16:36
Any recs for just a good massage and HJ in Ktown. Don't want to make the mistake of going to FS place only to do HJ. Lose-lose for everyone. Hard to search for locations here. TIA!I have had terrible luck in KTown. I've been to a dozen or so places back when backpage was a thing and got no HE at any of them. I gave up on KT but I know there's gems in there just don't know where.
August West
11-08-21, 16:47
Anyone know any good spots for thick latinas in DTLA?Any luck in DTLA? I am dying over here on the East side.
PussyDestroyr
11-08-21, 17:10
Yes, I posted in the Inglewood / South bay thread. Started out slow but they've upped their game. Don't go there looking for girls like in their ad and you won't be disappointed. CBJ, Daty, 69, FS. These older ladies 35+ have good skills. The younger gals I've tried have no game. I complained about it and they brought in some seasoned vets who know what they're doing, bring a condom unless you like the saran wrap. LOL.
Standard rates. Hour: . 5 / $. 2.Any BBBJ or BBFS to be had?
Same. I'm only finding chaba which ain't on no 2nd level.I believe the spot is closed now. Name was Thai Therapy. Address was 151X and. SF Blvd. Suite 20X.
I tried Tina. Not young. Maybe 35-40. Probably older. She was not wearing mask when I first saw here but from there wore mask whole time. I encouraged her to take mask off but she declined. Seems white tshirt and black pants the standard outfit.
Tina was short and skinny. Not a very good massage. Took some directions. She brought phone in with 4 camara view. She did not answer the many texts but the phone kept beeping which hurt the mood. She did answer phone calls which killed mood.
She wanted $ to pull her pants down a little. Maybe more was available but I got the feeling it was going to be way more then I was willing to spend specially after her and the phone.
Maybe if she passed the phone duty to the 2nd kind of heavy girl. A third girl seemed to be spending time with regular.
Maybe I will try again. Definately not with Tina but does seem like the kind of place fun can be had with the right girl.
Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361
PussyDestroyr
11-09-21, 23:51
Man,
There used to be tons of hot sub 30 Asian MPs scattered around Echo Park / Silverlake and one by one they just fucking packed up their tents and rolled on. The only thing left over here (that I know of) are AMP's staffed with retired fish mongers and mamasan's that TOFTT when the regular "girls" are busy. Disgruntled HJ's with no touching. I need some help over here guys. I need some new shops on the east side.Or you can move. TORRQNCE / Lomita has the everywhere. Like a fairy tale over here.
Hey anyone been over to Seasons on SMBLVD? WLA next to good Sushi place? The front is a mess. Any specific talent you like? Its been while for me.Curious about this place as well. Getting granny shack vibes but never been in.
PriscillaM
11-10-21, 12:23
I will write a flowery report later, but if you are going to gold finger today, bring one of those DNA detecting lights. I was in the second room on the north side of the aisle, I think, definitely the north side.
Kiki worked me and I blasted so hard we could not find where the rope ended. I am pretty sure it hit the floor and the wall.
FredFourLess
11-10-21, 14:02
Or you can move. TORRQNCE / Lomita has the everywhere. Like a fairy tale over here.I pretty much agree, except that you would still need to do some homework to find the few ladies that are under 30. I've seen a few at Zen in Lomita and one or two at Dream Spa in Carson, but it's been pretty rare other than that. I will say that there are many more just above 30 and that there are many more the might be able to fool someone in dim light.
LngTimeMongr
11-10-21, 15:56
Anyone knows a good gloryhole place?
Anyone been to this sacred site in MDR since it reopened? The talent is better than before but before it was god awful.
PriscillaM
11-10-21, 20:25
Anyone been to this sacred site in MDR since it reopened? The talent is better than before but before it was god awful.It seems to be the same management and the fat gal at the front desk.
Hey Mongers one of my ATFs is out of town right now. She texted me to say LA is getting hit by POPO. The undercover kind. Anyone hear this?
Omfgitzjin
11-11-21, 22:22
Hey Mongers one of my ATFs is out of town right now. She texted me to say LA is getting hit by POPO. The undercover kind. Anyone hear this?What house does your ATF work out of? WLA / MW / KTOWN?
LngTimeMongr
11-12-21, 11:47
So just curious. Would anyonr bb mary from chens? I've thought about it. But not too sure.
LngTimeMongr
11-12-21, 11:59
Has anyone gone here yet?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/206992
What house does your ATF work out of? WLA / MW / KTOWN?Office WLA.
Any BBBJ or BBFS to be had?Nope, but you can DATY. Kinda funny. Ok for them right?
YMMV. Monday's have Anne. Older but a gamer. No BB.
FudgeTunnel
11-13-21, 01:36
Gents. Hate to play the newbie card, but it's my first time to LA next month (I am from Sydney). Was looking for recommendations for trusted escort agencies I can use while I am there. I will be staying in downtown LA or West Hollywood. Recommendations welcome. Thank you.
LngTimeMongr
11-14-21, 20:42
Anyone wants to take one for the team or has? LOL.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/196514
Went to Day Spa after seeing the same ad on RR. Wasn't sure of what to expect. 1/2 hr sesh only. Got Cindy, Korean, a tad older, cute in her own way, natural B's. Started slow, I was a newbie there. Half hearted massage of course and flip, CBJ, great technique never felt her rolling the wrapper on with her mouth decent head game, cg, mish with a doggie finish. Pleasantly surprised, well worth the stop. Will return. $. 4, don't recall door. 5 or. 6.
I took one for the team on a whim Saturday. Had a great time CBJ, cs, Mish with a doggie finish. 1/2 hr. = . 6 + $. 2 would repeat. Slightly older 35-40 Korean woman. 2 thumbs up.
6 + $. 2
Anyone wants to take one for the team or has? LOL.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/196514.
LngTimeMongr
11-15-21, 09:26
I took one for the team on a whim Saturday. Had a great time CBJ, cs, Mish with a doggie finish. 1/2 hr. = . 6 + $. 2 would repeat. Slightly older 35-40 Korean woman. 2 thumbs up.
6 + $. 2
.Did they provide line up? Did you see the latinas?
No, no lineup or Latinas.
I took what I got, and was perfectly happy with her. Believe her name was Cindy.
Did they provide line up? Did you see the latinas?
Castlevania
11-15-21, 22:23
Longtime lurker and new to L. A. And find myself located about 2 miles from Goldfinger which I have seen well reviewed here. Just out of curiosity do most 1 hr sessions run the full time or do they stop after the pop?. Also I've seen many reviews of Angela, how are the others? Is BBBJ an option?.
PussyDestroyr
11-16-21, 00:31
No, no lineup or Latinas.
I took what I got, and was perfectly happy with her. Believe her name was Cindy.I got a lineup. They always have a Korean and Latina masseuse. Quality is below par, compared to Zen or Eco.
PriscillaM
11-16-21, 00:56
Longtime lurker and new to L. A. And find myself located about 2 miles from Goldfinger which I have seen well reviewed here. Just out of curiosity do most 1 hr sessions run the full time or do they stop after the pop?. Also I've seen many reviews of Angela, how are the others? Is BBBJ an option?.Answers:
1 hour session. It is 50 bucks, so 10 bucks more. For me, it is worth it. A half hour sesh is about as useful as a renuzit in a chipotle in Huntington park. The girls seems to like the 1 hour, they treat me like fucken royalty. Some times late at night, you are rate limited or if there is another monger in the flight pattern, you may get limited. If you hand them 60 you might not get change, so bring a 50. As to full time, I go to about five minutes before the end. The back massage goes about 30 min, then they poke at my nuts like they are trying to give it a covid booster. I flip over and it is 25 minutes or cock work. I am informed and believe and thereon allege that I am one of the few duds who last that long. I assume that if you blow early, you are sent packing. Goldfinger is a busy place so if your plan is to soak up the ambience for your travel blog, I cannot guarantee the full hour. So once you pop, you need to drop your cock and grab your socks. And always always leave through the back side door. Only steers and paraphiliacs leave in the front.
Roll call:
Angela is pretty good looking. If she was on the k girls website there would be a bandwidth crisis of all the mongers trying to bumrush her. She is definitely under 30. Has very smooth legs, but does not show Bush. Has fantastic tits. Good dick work and does very well with her finger up the ass.
Penny. Nice but kind of too tame. Very good ball work.
Kiki. Really a doll. Not as good a body as Angela, but likes having her cooter worked on.
Amy. I think pretty hot.
Selena. A fat pig.
Emily. A total rip off.
Vanessa. I think she is the old gal with the fake tits.
Basically, only 3 or 4 are good.
BBBJ and extras. Not sure why, but I do not hear any even rumors of guys getting their cocks sucked there. The prices there are already out of control. I pay 100 tip for the hour of hand job, plus 50 time and whenever I do a review, some dude calls me out and says that for 150 you can go to some nonsense place in fucken Downey and get your ass eaten and get anal cumshots for 120.
LakerFanMario
11-16-21, 01:17
Has anyone gone here yet?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/206992Only been here once. I had Nicole she works Wednesdays. Has a great rack and ass. No older than 30. Caucasian.
Had CBJ and CFS, she rode me and finished in doggy. $. 80 for the 1/2 hr (house fee is 6.).
Heard about this other girl, Bella, who does BBBJ and COT but I don't have any info on her.
LakerFanMario
11-16-21, 01:19
Been seeing this ad pop up and wondering if anybody has seen her.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/252433
VaqueroNegro
11-16-21, 02:48
Longtime lurker and new to L. A. And find myself located about 2 miles from Goldfinger which I have seen well reviewed here. Just out of curiosity do most 1 hr sessions run the full time or do they stop after the pop?. Also I've seen many reviews of Angela, how are the others? Is BBBJ an option?.Just got back from a one hour session with Angela. As others have already mentioned she's very cute with a body like Lulu Chu. The session started with a regular message before the flip. I got her to take off her dress and panties so that I could suck on her little titties and gently play with her pussy lips while she jerked me off. Granted, my little head had already taken over when she asked how I was going to "take care of her" and I probably went a little overboard with the tip. The session was timed so that by the time I popped and got cleaned up, the hour was up. I didn't get the vibe that BBBJ was available, at least not with Angela. Also, curious to know about any other winners here.
ScottJones2020
11-16-21, 13:58
Just looking for some intel, I'll be in downtown LA convention center auto show Thursday. Are there any FS / BBBJ Thai places near by? Thanks in advance.
PriscillaM
11-16-21, 15:02
Just got back from a one hour session with Angela. As others have already mentioned she's very cute with a body like Lulu Chu. The session started with a regular message before the flip. I got her to take off her dress and panties so that I could suck on her little titties and gently play with her pussy lips while she jerked me off. Granted, my little head had already taken over when she asked how I was going to "take care of her" and I probably went a little overboard with the tip. The session was timed so that by the time I popped and got cleaned up, the hour was up. I didn't get the vibe that BBBJ was available, at least not with Angela. Also, curious to know about any other winners here.Fuck Angela did not show me her vadge. Is there a big Bush.
PriscillaM
11-16-21, 16:57
Just looking for some intel, I'll be in downtown LA convention center auto show Thursday. Are there any FS / BBBJ Thai places near by? Thanks in advance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9yzI4SVF8
Oh, and looks like youtube is monetizing human merch videos?
VaqueroNegro
11-16-21, 19:51
Fuck Angela did not show me her vadge. Is there a big Bush.It is pretty bushy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9yzI4SVF8
Oh, and looks like youtube is monetizing human merch videos?How the heck you get one when day lookin" at day phones??
PriscillaM
11-16-21, 21:57
It is pretty bushy!Her legs are smoother than bogart with the letters of transit.
So the contrast with a Bush up there in that is driving me nuts. I hate the vibe at that place, it smells like fresh laundry and 3 day old kimchi. I want to get her at her place. Give me her number please.
LngTimeMongr
11-17-21, 01:16
Any reviews for 8155 anyone.
ScottJones2020
11-17-21, 13:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9yzI4SVF8
Oh, and looks like youtube is monetizing human merch videos?Looking for Thai AMPs, there was one when I worked in DTLA on Virgil Silver Lake Spa, always had some nice younger girls, you just needed to tell them No Ladyboy and you were good.
Anyone tried Luoluo? https://losangeles.rubratings.com/220605.
Youtube may keep money from it but they stopping money channels get for a lot of reasons. Would be surprised if they allowing the channels to keep their end of the money.
There have been a lot more channels showing videos so maybe they are allowing the content uploaders to earn money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt9yzI4SVF8
Oh, and looks like youtube is monetizing human merch videos?
LngTimeMongr
11-17-21, 16:13
Has anyone bb anyone from chirocare in culver city?
Eponymously
11-17-21, 19:22
Anyone tried Luoluo? https://losangeles.rubratings.com/220605.This is not a real ad. It's a catfish at best.
HappyHappyGuy
11-18-21, 05:05
Has anyone seen her? I like her pics, can't tell if they're real tho.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247199
Pretty sure I tried her maybe late 2019.
Very good.
Anyone tried Luoluo? https://losangeles.rubratings.com/220605.
Anyone know anything about these 2?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247314
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/174816
They both advertise bluffside dr in Studio City, but a google search of the numbers comes up with a bunch of pics of different providers.
DookieDooken
11-18-21, 17:05
There used to be a someone working at Chiro Care (when it was still on Sepulveda) that went by the name Friday. Korean lady, maybe late 40's, would work on Fridays / Sat. Does anyone know if she still works anywhere?
PriscillaM
11-18-21, 22:32
Anyone know anything about these 2?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247314
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/174816
They both advertise bluffside dr in Studio City, but a google search of the numbers comes up with a bunch of pics of different providers.All of those ads are Russian outfit types. The sad part is that the girls are actually sometimes attractive, but it is a rushed experience and I remember one time the girl looked like a potato bug.
This is not a real ad. It's a catfish at best.Thanks, I kinda realized that shortly after I posted. Found another ad with same phone number and name but pictures of other women. Oh well. Cheers.
Taking a break from the KAAMP price wars, I visited Ana / Jenny at Smile Massage on SMB. The shop is open from 1 - 4 pm daily until further notice. There's a guy working the reception area mask and temperature check. Jenny, who has become Anna, is same as she ever was, but is somewhat freaked by the possibility there might be a Covid compliance check of some sort. She has also put on some Covid weight, but the good new is that most of it has gone straight to her ass. You should expect that both of you will be rockin' masks, except for the interlude where she isn't.Just to follow up, I saw Anna at Smile Massage yesterday. Covid vaccination shown to the guy at the front, and then to the room. Anna came in while I was still getting undressed, sized me up, and asked me what I wanted. Right to work with the BBBJ and clean up and out the door with 100 tip. A little rushed, but couldn't feel too bad about it.
All of those ads are Russian outfit types. The sad part is that the girls are actually sometimes attractive, but it is a rushed experience and I remember one time the girl looked like a potato bug.Damn, that's a bummer. Tough to find good independent FBSM in this town I guess.
Never been with her. But. She used to share the exact same ad with her roommate, they both go by Kim. Her roommate gives a basic (untrained) massage with a H. E.
And promises of more next time, next time wasn't any better. I asked about her roommate, the one pictured and she said she does FS. Never tried her tho. They operate out of a house in Long Beach.
LngTimeMongr
11-19-21, 14:09
Just to follow up, I saw Anna at Smile Massage yesterday. Covid vaccination shown to the guy at the front, and then to the room. Anna came in while I was still getting undressed, sized me up, and asked me what I wanted. Right to work with the BBBJ and clean up and out the door with 100 tip. A little rushed, but couldn't feel too bad about it.Is anna at least attractive.
Mr Plumber
11-23-21, 10:52
So just curious. Would anyonr bb mary from chens? I've thought about it. But not too sure."Anyone"? There exists a tome the size of a 1980's Yellow Pages with the names of monger curmudgeon who've plunged hither, sans jimmy, into any one or all of Mary's orifices / orifici. Let's just say it is a well-worn path. Kinda like the carriage wheel grooves worn into the side of the highway in Amish country. Everybody knows how they got there.
Is anna at least attractive.Average-looking, middle-aged. I wouldn't go out of my way to see her, but she wasn't unattractive.
Went to Lucky Foot Massage on 550X block on Sepulveda. What a total MEH. . 40 at the door and 1. 2 for a dead fish. Found them on Skip the Games. Will not go back.
PriscillaM
11-23-21, 20:25
Went to Lucky Foot Massage on 550X block on Sepulveda. What a total MEH. . 40 at the door and 1. 2 for a dead fish. Found them on Skip the Games. Will not go back.I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.
Sniper1075
11-24-21, 00:40
Greetings Mongers,
Are you aware of any BBFS massage parlors (with decently looking girls) located in mid-Wilshire area or on the Westside / Culver City area?
Thank you as always.
I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.
Eponymously
11-24-21, 02:40
Here's the ad: https://losangeles.rubratings.com/156725.
This is a "companion location", apparently, to the nuru places in Torrance and Noho (same phone number listed on some of the Torrance ads as well). Similar type of service - "nuru" offering which consists of oiled up light massage (very light) with some body-to-body (160/ hhr). The twist is that some providers (I suspect maybe just one, who I saw) offer full service as well (260/ hhr).
Opted for "nuru" to start and scope the place out -- I didn't know about their connection to the other joints going in so wanted to try it out. It's a walk-up apartment in DTLA, convenient. I thought maybe there would be a selection of providers, maybe sometimes not but tonight. There's one girl there, Misty (who was pictured in the ad when I saw it). Short black girl, attractive with a natural body. Better in person. Misty is on the higher end of the "nuru" gals I've seen: still not a great massage, but at least she knows how to tease a bit. Builds up to a nice flip, stays engaged the whole time, pretends to be into it at least. Allows -- nay, strongly encourages some tit sucking by putting them in my face. Rubbing the kitty as well. I ask if I could eat it, she says that's full service. I ask if DATO would be included for future reference and she says yeah. Possible she's telling me what I want to hear, but hopefully not. I walk away feeling about the same as I always do from these places, satisfied but not completely happy.
PriscillaM
11-25-21, 22:43
I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.I was there prolly like a year ago. I had to wear a mask while fucking. It was at that moment that I realized that masks are useless.
RustyWebfFoot
11-28-21, 00:02
Visiting Lala land soon and looking for a nice asian massage. FS optional.
Tia.
Kukku MrDun
11-28-21, 05:52
Downey Massage, between Firestone & Imperial.
Door was blocked- could see the doorstop on the other side, so assumed the providers were busy. No matter, I'll wait my turn.
Took a lap, and tried again a scant five minutes later. Mms acknowledged blocking the door. 60 house fee, a bit steep, but I'll bite.
Requested Latina.
Room is clean- they use a roller, like in a medical office, to replace the covering on the table.
Drew Jessica. What a beautiful woman- great smile, blond highlights, in a nice tight nude colored dress.
She starts with some basic soft touch massage using cold, COLD lotion. Not entirely pleasant. Will be honest, there was some shrinkage.
She quickly proceeds to lightly graze the boys. On the flip, 120 CFS. Note that it's going up to 140 next year. Inflation affecting all hobbies.
CBJ was great, with a nice flicking of the tongue. Jessica has a great body- large balanced breasts, medium sized toned butt, and clearly defined abs.
CG, DG, standing mish, and mish. Absolutely no rush, which my aging body appreciated. I can get to the end, but it's no longer a sprint; rather, I just try to maintain a steady ground eating pace. I'd gladly pay extra for 45 min or an hour, but that sends the wrong signal.
Part of the pleasure was being able to maintain a conversation before and after. It's not physical, but it the language barrier at many Asian parlors breaks the fantasy, which is why I'm experimenting with Latina shops.
Any leads on Latina shops appreciated.
Enjoy the ride!
PriscillaM
11-28-21, 23:09
I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.
The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.
Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.
I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.
I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.
So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.
Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.
PriscillaM
11-28-21, 23:15
For all you lurkers who do not have the ballies to contribute, here are the techs at goldfinger:
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PriscillaM
11-28-21, 23:22
Oops. Please delete my prior work in progress:
For all you lurkers who do not have the ballies to contribute, here are the techs at goldfinger:
1. Angela. The best looking, age certified (24-35) gal at a westside non full service who allows guys apparently to suck on her natural bees and play with her bushie in 2021 and probably since the advent of the handjob. For me, she is a little too shy, I have never been allowed to finger the growler and she just shows me her tits. But she is damn cute.
2. kiki. A westside treasure, a little older, but hella fun to finger and get a handjob from. I was worried the vax was affecting my distance, but her dickwork was good and I hit off the table.
3. penny. The weekend kiki. Not very consistent about taking off clothes. Weird that she is no longer even bothering to massage me. She just tickles my back and nuts for just about 8 minutes, turns me over for 20 minutes of soft and slow cock massage.
4. Emily. Will not take off clothes, but excellent dickwork skills.
5. Amy. A disaster. Should be sent to work in one of your shithole places in lomita. A total mercenary. One of the few that will not take off her mask. Times you out and like giggles when you blow.
6. selena. A fatso, she looks like an anime person.
7. cici. Meat. Nothing to write on USA sexguide about. I never have had her hands on my dick, I just see her there.
8. vanessa. I keep thinking she is management. She is an older gal with fake tits whose head looks like she has been hit by a crowbar for the first 30 years of her life on a daily basis.
FishyHunter
11-29-21, 00:05
I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.
The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.
Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.
I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.
I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.
So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.
Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.I think these gals are like contractors and only work for tips. They are not even 1099 at the end of the year. If they don't make their minimum, then they owner will pay them (not). IMHO.
Went to Downey Therapeutic a couple of weeks ago on Friday. Mamasan asked if I wanted Asian or Latina. I went with Asian and got Apple. Mamasan accidently walked me into the room with the Latina. I didn't get a good look, but I should have picked her. I paid. 6 for 1/2 hour so I'm not sure if the price went up recently. Apple was Korean who is in her 40's or maybe even 50. I could not tell with her mask on. Average looking and a little chubby, but she had big tits so I went with it. Her massage skills were not good. It was mostly her sitting on my back and pushing down. After about 5 minutes of this I turned over and started negotiating. She wanted. 8 for a HJ and 1. 2 for FS. I only brought in 1. 0 so I offered her. 4 for the HJ. After a few minutes of back and forth, she agreed and told me One time only. Next time bring more money. Then she wanted the. 4 upfront so I had to give it to her. That killed the mood. She lifted up her bra and lowered her panties, but her attitude didn't make it the best experience. I tried FIV, but she blocked me. Nothing memorable about the HJ. I would try this place again, but if I saw Apple I would not repeat.
FabioAldeaDiaz
11-29-21, 03:12
Hello Mongers.
I am visiting Burbank this coming weekend for 3 days only. I'm from Utah and believe me: in here is as dry as fu.
I would love to visit or find a white blonde MSW. Due to language barrier I would prefer to avoid any AMP.
Thanks in advance. I have high hopes.
PriscillaM
11-29-21, 14:34
I think these gals are like contractors and only work for tips. They are not even 1099 at the end of the year. If they don't make their minimum, then they owner will pay them (not). IMHO.So take Angela. She is there from 10 to 10. That is 12 hours. I assume they give her a wrist break of an hour and a wash with alcohol break for an hour. So 10 hours and I assume some mongers are dumb enough and sprung enough to get it done in a half and pay 40 for the half.
She is at 80% capacity I assume, so I am going to average her at 60 bucks an hour, or 480 a day. That right there is 2 k a week at a four day week. She prolly needs a few days off to delouse of all the DNA splatter.
If he 1099's her. Which you cannot do any longer under AB5 - he would prolly 1099 her at 15 an hour an hour for 48 hours a week, or 720. So he is making 1300 a week. If she jerks off ten guys a day and keeps half her tips, that is like another 250 a day for her on top of her 150, so she is making 400 a day.
The fact is that there is a lot of money running through there.
PriscillaM
11-29-21, 14:39
Here are some observations from goldfinger:
- the other day a dude on a cane who barely could walk was being escorted to the back door. If I get to the point that I can't walk, kind of like our president almost, I am not sure I should be getting wacked off at goldfinger.
- the other day I saw a masked darker complexioned. Kind of Italian guy. He looked to me, and I am hetero, fuckable. He saw me and froze like medusa hit him. I will tell you that when I was like in my 20's and looked like shit, I once went to a strip club. I thought it was the lamest thing ever. If you are that good looking you need to go on facebook dating to find a girl to fuck on.
- yesterday someone took a crap and it smelled like a dead body. Really guys, can you try some fucken decency.
- some muther fucker left the wet cum clean off towel wadded in the couch in room 4 the other day.
- Vanessa is really fucken nasty. She looks like mary from chens younger sister.
- the apparently have a shower there, anyone try it?
I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.
The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.
Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.
I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.
I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.
So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.
Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.Commercial storefront rent is pretty expensive. Where my shop is it runs $4-$5 per square foot by the time you include CAM fees, and I'm not in West LA. Where Goldfinger is it's probably more like $5-$6/ SF. I've never been to Goldfinger but it sounds like a smaller space. Maybe 1000 SF. So their rent + CAM is probably in the neighborhood of $5 - $6 K. Laundry. Shit, that's a tough one. With 40 "clients" a day, that's 40 sheets to be washed. You can get 5, maybe 6 if you cram, sheets in a washing machine. That's at least 8 loads of laundry a day just for sheets, and you still need to wash towels. An hour wash cycle and an hour dry cycle, and you're lucky if one dry cycle gets your load of sheets dry, so you're looking at that damn washer and dryer running every hour of the day that you're open. Then you have to fold all that shit and put it away, and that's more labor intensive than you think. At my spa we use a linen service (my spa is legit, so we use 2 sheets per guest because everyone is draped). That costs me around $2 k / month. If we washed in house we would need two sets of machines, plus labor to do all of the laundry, plus maintenance on the machines, detergent (adds up quickly), and utilities to run them. Most smaller storefronts don't have a gas line, so you have to go with electric appliances and that shit is expensive to run. My electric bill is over $1000/ month. So in the end, my $2 k linen service costs about the same as what in-house laundry would cost (we still wash our own towels in house, and that's a full time job in itself even without having to deal with sheets). And then there's replacement costs. You can only wash stuff so many times before it starts falling apart. Towels at my place last about 2 months.
This is why I don't trust MPs to be properly washing their sheets. Most don't have the resources to do it right, unless they have two washing machines and two dryers and a full time person tending to them. They're most likely cutting corners, running short wash cycles etc.
They're still making money, but the truth about most of these places is the "owner" is a shell owner / pawn for the real business owner who is likely somewhere in Hong Kong outside the reach of law enforcement. The shell owner sends most of the cash overseas, and if he gets nabbed by LE the real owner just finds another pawn. They can make decent money but most aren't getting rich from running these places.
Went to Downey Therapeutic a couple of weeks ago on Friday. Mamasan asked if I wanted Asian or Latina. I went with Asian and got Apple. Mamasan accidently walked me into the room with the Latina. I didn't get a good look, but I should have picked her. I paid. 6 for 1/2 hour so I'm not sure if the price went up recently. Apple was Korean who is in her 40's or maybe even 50. I could not tell with her mask on. Average looking and a little chubby, but she had big tits so I went with it. Her massage skills were not good. It was mostly her sitting on my back and pushing down. After about 5 minutes of this I turned over and started negotiating. She wanted. 8 for a HJ and 1. 2 for FS. I only brought in 1. 0 so I offered her. 4 for the HJ. After a few minutes of back and forth, she agreed and told me One time only. Next time bring more money. Then she wanted the. 4 upfront so I had to give it to her. That killed the mood. She lifted up her bra and lowered her panties, but her attitude didn't make it the best experience. I tried FIV, but she blocked me. Nothing memorable about the HJ. I would try this place again, but if I saw Apple I would not repeat.The place has been around for 25+ years and it's an old reliable. You always get what you want there, usually from an older Asian provider. I've never had anyone negotiate or even mention tips there so that part is new to me. Fairly recently, Downey Massage in the next strip mall over closed down and a lot of their Latina providers ended up moving over. They didn't have Latina providers until a couple years ago, and the ones I've seen there have been young and smoking hot. I rarely get up that way anymore but when I do now I make sure to ask for a Latina.
PriscillaM
11-29-21, 17:43
Commercial storefront rent is pretty expensive. Where my shop is it runs $4-$5 per square foot by the time you include CAM fees, and I'm not in West LA. Where Goldfinger is it's probably more like $5-$6/ SF. I've never been to Goldfinger but it sounds like a smaller space. Maybe 1000 SF. So their rent + CAM is probably in the neighborhood of $5 - $6 K. Laundry. Shit, that's a tough one. With 40 "clients" a day, that's 40 sheets to be washed. You can get 5, maybe 6 if you cram, sheets in a washing machine. That's at least 8 loads of laundry a day just for sheets, and you still need to wash towels. An hour wash cycle and an hour dry cycle, and you're lucky if one dry cycle gets your load of sheets dry, so you're looking at that damn washer and dryer running every hour of the day that you're open. Then you have to fold all that shit and put it away, and that's more labor intensive than you think. At my spa we use a linen service (my spa is legit, so we use 2 sheets per guest because everyone is draped). That costs me around $2 k / month. If we washed in house we would need two sets of machines, plus labor to do all of the laundry, plus maintenance on the machines, detergent (adds up quickly), and utilities to run them. Most smaller storefronts don't have a gas line, so you have to go with electric appliances and that shit is expensive to run. My electric bill is over $1000/ month. So in the end, my $2 k linen service costs about the same as what in-house laundry would cost (we still wash our own towels in house, and that's a full time job in itself even without having to deal with sheets). And then there's replacement costs. You can only wash stuff so many times before it starts falling apart. Towels at my place last about 2 months.
This is why I don't trust MPs to be properly washing their sheets. Most don't have the resources to do it right, unless they have two washing machines and two dryers and a full time person tending to them. They're most likely cutting corners, running short wash cycles etc.
They're still making money, but the truth about most of these places is the "owner" is a shell owner / pawn for the real business owner who is likely somewhere in Hong Kong outside the reach of law enforcement. The shell owner sends most of the cash overseas, and if he gets nabbed by LE the real owner just finds another pawn. They can make decent money but most aren't getting rich from running these places.Rent is a killer on the westside. I have heard 7 bucks a square for a restaurant on bundy. Westwood boulevard has lots of vacancies and that may be a little lower due to the covicks. I am just saying that when you run at full capacity from day to night, you are doing as well as someone with a dollar printing press or the dodgers selling fucken hot dogs for 9 bucks.
So take Angela. She is there from 10 to 10. That is 12 hours. I assume they give her a wrist break of an hour and a wash with alcohol break for an hour. So 10 hours and I assume some mongers are dumb enough and sprung enough to get it done in a half and pay 40 for the half.
She is at 80% capacity I assume, so I am going to average her at 60 bucks an hour, or 480 a day. That right there is 2 k a week at a four day week. She prolly needs a few days off to delouse of all the DNA splatter.
If he 1099's her. Which you cannot do any longer under AB5 - he would prolly 1099 her at 15 an hour an hour for 48 hours a week, or 720. So he is making 1300 a week. If she jerks off ten guys a day and keeps half her tips, that is like another 250 a day for her on top of her 150, so she is making 400 a day.
The fact is that there is a lot of money running through there.I don't have direct knowledge of Goldfinger and how it operates, but it is actually very common in this industry for the girls to be illegally trafficked into the country and undocumented. They have huge "debts" to pay off to the people who smuggled them in. Often well over $100 k. They are pretty much kept captive. The owners of the business keep their docs so they don't have much of a chance to sneak off and go elsewhere. Most of what they earn goes to pay off their "debt. " Once they pay that off they're still in the US without anywhere to go, so many stay in the business. Yes, there are some who undoubtedly do this by choice and make good money at it, which is what keeps them doing it even if they're free to go elsewhere. Bottom line though is I wouldn't assume any of the providers you see are rolling in money. Some might be, most probably aren't.
PriscillaM
11-29-21, 22:57
Many here bemoan the loss of fine FBSM on the westside.
https://www.thatmall.com/harmony/
I have seen this one about 3-4 times and am done with her. She is a porn "star", meaning that she has taken it up the ass I think from a guy with more tattoos than Madonna.
She is cute if you like the big titted dumb fake blonde.
The problem is that she is too heavy for me and has hands that are more manly than mine, which are not the best kind of jerkoff hands.
Also, she is generally on a cocktail of you name the drugs and performs the service in a dissociative state.
So, she was my onw private Viet MILF, but the last time with her it was just too much of her staring into space as she cranked my lawn snake.
FishyHunter
11-29-21, 23:02
So take Angela. She is there from 10 to 10. That is 12 hours. I assume they give her a wrist break of an hour and a wash with alcohol break for an hour. So 10 hours and I assume some mongers are dumb enough and sprung enough to get it done in a half and pay 40 for the half.
She is at 80% capacity I assume, so I am going to average her at 60 bucks an hour, or 480 a day. That right there is 2 k a week at a four day week. She prolly needs a few days off to delouse of all the DNA splatter.
If he 1099's her. Which you cannot do any longer under AB5 - he would prolly 1099 her at 15 an hour an hour for 48 hours a week, or 720. So he is making 1300 a week. If she jerks off ten guys a day and keeps half her tips, that is like another 250 a day for her on top of her 150, so she is making 400 a day.
The fact is that there is a lot of money running through there.I agree. The MP gal I chat with, she is a US citizen from China. They only get a break when business is slow. They work a 12 hour shift. They are pumped up with energy drinks, Starbucks and all kind of vitamins to start their day. The money is good but I think it's mostly a cash tip job for them unless the monger Zelle or Venmo them a payment.
They have busy days and slow days. Friday seems to be their busiest day (before the monger goes back home to his family for the weekend (LOL). Weekends are slower than weekdays.
So the MP gal I know keeps all her tips and she see's more than 10 guys a day. Very few truly enjoy their job although they make the best of it and try to cherish the moment until the next monger comes in the door. They know how to make you feel like your special for those 30 minutes. Being close to 3000-4000 guys a year is possible for some of these gals.
DontTouchThat
12-01-21, 13:15
So take Angela. She is there from 10 to 10. That is 12 hours. I assume they give her a wrist break of an hour and a wash with alcohol break for an hour. So 10 hours and I assume some mongers are dumb enough and sprung enough to get it done in a half and pay 40 for the half.
She is at 80% capacity I assume, so I am going to average her at 60 bucks an hour, or 480 a day. That right there is 2 k a week at a four day week. She prolly needs a few days off to delouse of all the DNA splatter.
If he 1099's her. Which you cannot do any longer under AB5 - he would prolly 1099 her at 15 an hour an hour for 48 hours a week, or 720. So he is making 1300 a week. If she jerks off ten guys a day and keeps half her tips, that is like another 250 a day for her on top of her 150, so she is making 400 a day.
The fact is that there is a lot of money running through there.Does Angela give a passable massage? Or is this one of those, I'm just waiting for the flip type of deals? I went to GF once a few years back and there wasn't even an attempt at a massage.
PriscillaM
12-01-21, 16:44
Does Angela give a passable massage? Or is this one of those, I'm just waiting for the flip type of deals? I went to GF once a few years back and there wasn't even an attempt at a massage.If you are a believer in massage and going to gold finger for the therapeutic benefits of massage then you are likely one of those duds who wears a mask while barebacking Mary at Chens.
I will say her massage is soft and useless and not at all painful.
Her rear end finger work is really good.
But maybe if you do not pass the first time with her you can do another massage, kind of like ms. Devi.
DontTouchThat
12-01-21, 19:01
If you are a believer in massage and going to gold finger for the therapeutic benefits of massage then you are likely one of those duds who wears a mask while barebacking Mary at Chens.
I will say her massage is soft and useless and not at all painful.
Her rear end finger work is really good.
But maybe if you do not pass the first time with her you can do another massage, kind of like ms. Devi.What keeps you going back to gold finger? You seem to be "well travelled" I can't imagine you not seeing the two under 30's girls that rotate between villa and the much cheaper spot on SM? They both give good massages and are young and cute. Definitely cuter than the girls I've seen at gold finger. Also, the parking for GF sucks. I guess I'll give Angela a shot and see for myself.
LngTimeMongr
12-01-21, 19:15
If you are a believer in massage and going to gold finger for the therapeutic benefits of massage then you are likely one of those duds who wears a mask while barebacking Mary at Chens.
I will say her massage is soft and useless and not at all painful.
Her rear end finger work is really good.
But maybe if you do not pass the first time with her you can do another massage, kind of like ms. Devi.Haha. Why did I laugh at the mary part LOL.
PriscillaM
12-01-21, 21:21
What keeps you going back to gold finger? You seem to be "well travelled" I can't imagine you not seeing the two under 30's girls that rotate between villa and the much cheaper spot on SM? They both give good massages and are young and cute. Definitely cuter than the girls I've seen at gold finger. Also, the parking for GF sucks. I guess I'll give Angela a shot and see for myself.If by villa you mean the place in Beverly Hills, I hear it is a stand up fucking and I do not much like Thai girls. I hear some mixed reviews and lots of guys going just for the massage. Of course, if you had any information you seem unwilling to share it.
What is the "much cheaper spot on SM" - this is not the dell help desk, so please do not use jargon.
Let's just say I work next door to the finger, literally. It is just too convenient. But the place stinks like a mixture of shit and tide. I am staying away for awhile. (yea right).
LngTimeMongr
12-02-21, 18:14
Anyone willing to share their rubmaps. Honestly not tryin to spend $20 on it. And I am tryin to see the hype on rubmaps. From a fellow mo ger to another.
Plus side:
-Much needed higher end, clean atmosphere with real linens and good smells. Well worth the $. 08.
-Very cute young talent some highly skilled and very sweet.
-Many good experiences not cheap but talented.
Minus:
-Some will up sell or negotiate which is the buzz oil (some do not). My intel and exp says you can spend between. 08-. 200 for the tip. Just bring. 20 and know you probably ain't leaving with it.
If by villa you mean the place in Beverly Hills, I hear it is a stand up fucking and I do not much like Thai girls. I hear some mixed reviews and lots of guys going just for the massage. Of course, if you had any information you seem unwilling to share it.
What is the "much cheaper spot on SM" - this is not the dell help desk, so please do not use jargon.
Let's just say I work next door to the finger, literally. It is just too convenient. But the place stinks like a mixture of shit and tide. I am staying away for awhile. (yea right).
PriscillaM
12-02-21, 18:44
Anyone willing to share their rubmaps. Honestly not tryin to spend $20 on it. And I am tryin to see the hype on rubmaps. From a fellow mo ger to another.I would not trust anyone on this site with any password of mine. However, if you want reviews of a place or provider, you can send me a PM, without a read receipt, and with the following template:
I would like the _ most recent reviews of _ at _ Or, I would like the _ recent reviews at _.
FishyHunter
12-02-21, 21:11
Anyone willing to share their rubmaps. Honestly not tryin to spend $20 on it. And I am tryin to see the hype on rubmaps. From a fellow mo ger to another.I tried their membership for a few months. Realized a lot of the MP reviews were outdated or the place was closed. Many guys seem to sensationalize their reviews. I knew of a gal that had a certain tat but many reviews said she was tat free. Now you could not DATY and not see her huge tat, Go figure. Just a lot of inconsistencies in different reviews of the same gal. Plus many mongers call out the owners for posting a lot of fake reviews.
It's not all fake or bad reviews / intel, but not reliable for what they charge. The comment section are decent to read but again not consistent and more smack talk bit interesting.
Eponymously
12-02-21, 23:22
Anyone willing to share their rubmaps. Honestly not tryin to spend $20 on it. And I am tryin to see the hype on rubmaps. From a fellow mo ger to another.Just try it if you have interest. If you're going to MPs you can afford 20 $. There's lots of good info, most of it is covered here and elsewhere but more importantly it is easy to find. It's organized, interface is functional, and nobody speaks in riddles. Take some notes and cancel after a month, you don't need to keep the subscription active all the time.
HexenDuction
12-03-21, 01:51
Five or six years ago Rubmaps was a good way for a novice to jump into the game. It told you what kind of service was offered, and the nationality of the girls. If there were enough reviews of a certain kind of service, you could be pretty sure something of that nature was going on. But, Covid probably set the AMP scene back more than five years! When the opening gambit is both parties in masks, it has to put a damper on things! Plus, there has probably been a "changing of the guard" as far as the new girls coming online, and whether they can look at the service as anything other than a straight hustle.
I used RM in a number of ways over the years. I had a yearly subscription. I would alternate months. I let it lapse at the height of Covid. I picked it back up when things seemed to be settling down. But, I'm going to let it lapse in a few months. There are a lot fewer reviews, and I've gone too far to ever go back to fully covered services.
The best piece of info I got from RM was to touch the girl up when she got close, just to put her at ease. Chinese houses were the best for me, the few times I saw Latinas, the service was shit. Places without a mamasan, and a single nationality were the loosest, even if one of the girls is the MMS without letting on. And, I would not bother with a place where the girls were not driving MBZ, BMW, or LEX!
I tried their membership for a few months. Realized a lot of the MP reviews were outdated or the place was closed. Many guys seem to sensationalize their reviews. I knew of a gal that had a certain tat but many reviews said she was tat free. Now you could not DATY and not see her huge tat, Go figure. Just a lot of inconsistencies in different reviews of the same gal. Plus many mongers call out the owners for posting a lot of fake reviews.
It's not all fake or bad reviews / intel, but not reliable for what they charge. The comment section are decent to read but again not consistent and more smack talk bit interesting.
I tried their membership for a few months. Realized a lot of the MP reviews were outdated or the place was closed. Many guys seem to sensationalize their reviews. I knew of a gal that had a certain tat but many reviews said she was tat free. Now you could not DATY and not see her huge tat, Go figure. Just a lot of inconsistencies in different reviews of the same gal. Plus many mongers call out the owners for posting a lot of fake reviews.
It's not all fake or bad reviews / intel, but not reliable for what they charge. The comment section are decent to read but again not consistent and more smack talk bit interesting.You get some really good comprehensive reviews on there, and it's free for a couple weeks if you post two reviews (and keeps on being free as long as you keep posting). Of course that means some people post bullshit just to keep their accounts, but they do screen the reviews before they let them go public and if one is clearly bullshit they'll take it down.
FishyHunter
12-03-21, 12:48
So the only payment method is either credit card to a Ukrainian business or Bitcoin.
Has anybody ever had issues using a credit card and having to cancel yet still getting charged? I've looked for bitcoin locations and most of them hours for your picture govt I'd or something. If the bitcoin machine does not ask for a form of identification they usually charge a 40% exuberant fee. That's another reason why I don't bother with RM because of the complex payment method but I'm not bitcoin payment savi so I don't understand the in's and outs The best way to buy a bitcoin and use that for payment on somebody's websites.
Five or six years ago Rubmaps was a good way for a novice to jump into the game. It told you what kind of service was offered, and the nationality of the girls. If there were enough reviews of a certain kind of service, you could be pretty sure something of that nature was going on. But, Covid probably set the AMP scene back more than five years! When the opening gambit is both parties in masks, it has to put a damper on things! Plus, there has probably been a "changing of the guard" as far as the new girls coming online, and whether they can look at the service as anything other than a straight hustle.
I used RM in a number of ways over the years. I had a yearly subscription. I would alternate months. I let it lapse at the height of Covid. I picked it back up when things seemed to be settling down. But, I'm going to let it lapse in a few months. There are a lot fewer reviews, and I've gone too far to ever go back to fully covered services.
PriscillaM
12-03-21, 16:57
The dud who wanted the freebie off of RM emailed me saying, hey what is good. I said, be specific, which places do you want to know about. He is like well I am tired of so and so at rub and tug. So I said, hell of a message there partner. And he said it is great to be more informed.
Eponymously
12-03-21, 21:07
So the only payment method is either credit card to a Ukrainian business or Bitcoin.
Has anybody ever had issues using a credit card and having to cancel yet still getting charged? I've looked for bitcoin locations and most of them hours for your picture govt I'd or something. If the bitcoin machine does not ask for a form of identification they usually charge a 40% exuberant fee. That's another reason why I don't bother with RM because of the complex payment method but I'm not bitcoin payment savi so I don't understand the in's and outs The best way to buy a bitcoin and use that for payment on somebody's websites.Use Privacy.com or a similar service to create a virtual CC. Or use a prepaid CC, old school.
For crypto I have used Coinbase. It's fine for just dipping your toe in and using for these specialized situations. If any crypto-bro thinks that it is bad for some obscure reason XYZ or it's not for super-serious trader, please understand that I simply do not care and will ignore you. If anyone takes any issue at all please do your own research instead of giving me a headache.
FishyHunter
12-03-21, 22:28
Use Privacy.com or a similar service to create a virtual CC. Or use a prepaid CC, old school.
For crypto I have used Coinbase. It's fine for just dipping your toe in and using for these specialized situations. If any crypto-bro thinks that it is bad for some obscure reason XYZ or it's not for super-serious trader, please understand that I simply do not care and will ignore you. If anyone takes any issue at all please do your own research instead of giving me a headache.Prepaid CC sounds the easier but I thought prepaid cards do not work outside the USA?
RM is based outside the USA. Right?
Thanks for the pointers.
PlayerN818
12-04-21, 10:48
Prepaid CC sounds the easier but I thought prepaid cards do not work outside the USA?
RM is based outside the USA. Right?
Thanks for the pointers.Try it out. It's a credit card. If it doesn't work, use it for holiday shopping.
FishyHunter
12-04-21, 12:25
Try it out. It's a credit card. If it doesn't work, use it for holiday shopping.Will do.
Thanks.
Will do.
Thanks.I tried to use a prepaid CC a few years ago trying to subscribe to RM.
It didn't work for me. Hopefully if it works for you, you can let us know which one to use then. I can't remember which one I tired so I can't tell you which one NOT to buy.
Eponymously
12-04-21, 22:28
I tried to use a prepaid CC a few years ago trying to subscribe to RM.
It didn't work for me. Hopefully if it works for you, you can let us know which one to use then. I can't remember which one I tired so I can't tell you which one NOT to buy.Privacy.com has been a godsend for me. You can make cards that have spending limits, and close them whenever. Amazing for subscription sites, especially ones where they make it very deliberately difficult to cancel (most porn sites).
Just want to rant a tad here.
Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.
Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.
Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?
Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.
Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.
FishyHunter
12-06-21, 21:16
Privacy.com has been a godsend for me. You can make cards that have spending limits, and close them whenever. Amazing for subscription sites, especially ones where they make it very deliberately difficult to cancel (most porn sites).But for Privacy you have to provide a real address and real name to set up your account Right?
Plus do the card work for purchases outside the USA?
Thanks.
Spider7879
12-07-21, 11:51
Parking in the back of the building, back corner. This is really the only parking you will find.
Busy street next to busy restaurant.
Inside is not keep up very well and bland. The girl was bigger both in over all size and on the fat side. She had a nice friendly attitude but the BJ was weak. She striped down naked and we started in doggy and I finished in Mish. If you need a place for FS you can go here but I don't know if I will be back since there are so many other places that are nicer and with better girls.
Rat.
KnotHead61
12-07-21, 19:43
Glad I'm not the only only feeling like this. Been doing this for a while, and the girls back then where so much better. Younger, way hotter, and with a way better attitude. So many places with girls that could be Instagram models. You're right, the quality has gone way down, but the prices have gone up.
Just want to rant a tad here.
Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.
Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.
Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?
Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.
Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.
DontTouchThat
12-08-21, 00:09
Just want to rant a tad here.
Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.
Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.
Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?
Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.
Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.On this very page, a young attractive provider is being discussed. How much research are you actually doing?
Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.
I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.
She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.
She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.
She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.
Guess that's about it. I would go back.
PriscillaM
12-10-21, 18:37
A moment of silence. It appears that Kiki with the nice Asian pussy made for fingering is gone from Goldfinger.
Which Mediterranean spot? I want to go there!
Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.
I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.
She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.
She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.
She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.
Guess that's about it. I would go back.
Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.OK, I'll play. Zankou Chicken?
WickedTuna13
12-11-21, 01:53
Decided to try a new place. It's next to everyone's favorite Mediterranean spot on Sunset, and there's a cramped parking lot in the back.
I walked in, and there was a wall of Chinese herbs which made for an interesting, but not unpleasant smell. There was no one at the counter, and the window was closed, but a cute young asian in a skirt opened up and greeted me. I paid forty for a half hour, and she led me to my room. Take off everything, she said, and I obliged. The setup was interesting. The walls don't go all the way up, but I luckily I didn't hear anyone in the other room. There were security cameras everywhere, and I could see the monitors in my room, so I knew when she was coming in.
She was about 5'2 with a funky blonde haircut. She had a tiny body with surprisingly big naturals. She was wearing a mask, but pretty cute and probably no older than 30, though in my experience they gain about 5 years once the deed is done.
She gave a mediocre soft massage, and asked me to turn over. I said I wanted everything. She asked for one forty but I only had one twenty, which she said was fine. She put an extra towel on the table, had me sit, and went straight to her knees. She skillfully rolled the condom on with her mouth and then gave me the best CBJ I've ever had. Good pace, and nice noises. I wasn't fully hard, and she actually made me nut, which I was not expecting. She actually said sorry, which was kind of funny. I think next time I'll try one of those gas station pills, I'd be fine with just getting another CBJ, though the thought of her bouncing on my lap is pretty appealing.
She said her name was Abby, and that it was her first day in LA.
Guess that's about it. I would go back.Quality spot and accurate report, . 8 CBJ don't rem name. Easyhunt for location. Glad I was not the only one thrown off by the herbs.
OK, I'll play. Zankou Chicken?Affirmative.
Affirmative.Thanks for shining light on a new place that is a real anomaly in this neighborhood considering the availability of FS from a non-Thai provider. I'm in the mood to spread out beyond my habit of giving all my monger money to a couple of very long time faves. This is a very convenient location for me to begin some new explorations. I have lived a bit more than a mile away forever, and as far as I know, along the 6 miles of pavement of Sunset and Hollywood Blvd. Combined running from Vermont Ave to LaBrea, this would be only the 2nd spot offering FS. The other I think is only a block or two away also on Sunset. Always a number of basic Thai HJ shops available, but the handful of operations that tried to offer more didn't last long.
Just want to rant a tad here.
Been in the AMP game a minute. Years ago it was possible to find a few gems and stick with them. Young hot providers.
Today, almost without fail, you're looking at tired 35+ and often 45+ providers who are really just grinding through it.
Whatever happened to the young hot provider? Is she extinct?
Got a RM subscription to find the hidden gems. They are not to be found.
Tired of being disappointed by my provider and with the experience.I saw some old reviews of mine on RM, and was reminded of all the extras you could get away with especially if you repeat. Decent times can be had, but it's rare or comes with upcharge.
PriscillaM
12-12-21, 16:44
Thanks for shining light on a new place that is a real anomaly in this neighborhood considering the availability of FS from a non-Thai provider. I'm in the mood to spread out beyond my habit of giving all my monger money to a couple of very long time faves. This is a very convenient location for me to begin some new explorations. I have lived a bit more than a mile away forever, and as far as I know, along the 6 miles of pavement of Sunset and Hollywood Blvd. Combined running from Vermont Ave to LaBrea, this would be only the 2nd spot offering FS. The other I think is only a block or two away also on Sunset. Always a number of basic Thai HJ shops available, but the handful of operations that tried to offer more didn't last long.Is the chicken on fairfax.
Is the chicken on fairfax.Normandie.
RamShackled
12-13-21, 17:45
Had time to spar decided to check out the Villa. Super cute thin girl behind desk. Thinking this is my lucky day. Nope, different girl walks in. Great body, no idea on her face as she has a mask. Great message for $. 8 on the flip I ask her about a tip. She just stars at me and doesn't understand a thing I am saying. I make the gesture for an HJ still doesn't understand. 5 minutes later and I am like fuck this. Just finish the message and let me get out of this place. Going back to my normal spot. At least there you get a decent message with an awesome HJ for $1. 40.
All I wanted was the girl to tickle my balls and stroke my rod. Not try to negotiate an international peace treaty between Thailand and America.
PriscillaM
12-13-21, 19:13
Had time to spar decided to check out the Villa. Super cute thin girl behind desk. Thinking this is my lucky day. Nope, different girl walks in. Great body, no idea on her face as she has a mask. Great message for $. 8 on the flip I ask her about a tip. She just stars at me and doesn't understand a thing I am saying. I make the gesture for an HJ still doesn't understand. 5 minutes later and I am like fuck this. Just finish the message and let me get out of this place. Going back to my normal spot. At least there you get a decent message with an awesome HJ for $1. 40.
All I wanted was the girl to tickle my balls and stroke my rod. Not try to negotiate an international peace treaty between Thailand and America.Where is the HJ with ball stroking for 140.
PriscillaM
12-13-21, 21:00
I am this close to giving Goldfinger the death penalty.
First, they got rid of Kiki. A fucken westide treasure who liked getting fingered and was very gentle and loving with my shvantz.
Second, the place has all the decorum of a Humaniplex mixed doubles tennis tournament in hell. The mamasan is constantly yelling about god knows what and they even pulled out Angela mid ass tickle to I guess order her fucken dinner?
Third, the walls are so thin I can hear mongers talking about their families and their views on the most recent inaugural poet's prose. It at times rose to the level of doggerel. It is just distracting and I cannot tolerate it.
But, you know me, I have a heart as big as skin paradise on pico, so I can brook all of this.
However, in a recent session, Angela did not tickle my sack whatso or how so ever. It was straight to the roll over like a westside white girl massage.
I complained to the mamasan about this, and this was the dialogue, translated roughly from mandarin. She was brought in with Amy for a talk:
Mamasan: Ladies, you had a hell of a first day. The hard-deck for this massage called for ball squeezing and some anal fingering. You knew it. You broke it. You had a monger turn over immediately following the hot towel wipe off without so much as poking his ballies. Why?
Angela; Ma'am, I saw that he was flipping his asshole up at me, he knew that I would do 20 minutes of dick work, So I proceeded to grab his penor, and I worked it without complaining. The ball jostling would just have been for a few seconds. I had his cock in my hands quickly, there was no danger of him not getting rock hard, so I just had him roll over.
Mamasan: You failed to caress his saggy but freshly shaven nut sack, and broke a major rule of engagement. Then you broke another one with that circus stunt offer of a water. Goldfinger's rules of engagement exist for the health of the monger's scrotum and that of a hard on while face down. They're not flexible, nor am I. Obey them or you're history. Is that clear?
Angela: yes ma'am.
Mamasan: Dismissed.
Amy: I really enjoyed that, Angela, thanks a lot. Holy shit. Maybe I could be a coder. You got the number of that online coding school?
Are.
Monster224
12-13-21, 23:11
Walk in to the waiting room and was greeted by massage girl. I was shown to the room where I undress, laid on the meat table waiting for massage girl.
Lady walked in and started to massage me. Some small talk, massage very therapeutic, heavy on the body oil, but that's ok. On the flip she ask what I want so I ask for HJ and CBJ so she went to work. Strong hand stroke with a deep choking BJ, her tongue rolling around the tip of my dick with another deep throat choking BJ until I explored. Nice BJ on her part. She cleaned me up, I gave her a tip and she thank me on the way out the door.
TecNine2324
12-14-21, 18:45
Anyone try Roscoe massage on Sepulveda?
https://roscoemassage.net/.
FishyHunter
12-14-21, 19:25
I am this close to giving Goldfinger the death penalty.
First, they got rid of Kiki. A fucken westide treasure who liked getting fingered and was very gentle and loving with my shvantz.
Second, the place has all the decorum of a Humaniplex mixed doubles tennis tournament in hell. The mamasan is constantly yelling about god knows what and they even pulled out Angela mid ass tickle to I guess order her fucken dinner?
Third, the walls are so thin I can hear mongers talking about their families and their views on the most recent inaugural poet's prose. It at times rose to the level of doggerel. It is just distracting and I cannot tolerate it.
But, you know me, I have a heart as big as skin paradise on pico, so I can brook all of this.
However, in a recent session, Angela did not tickle my sack whatso or how so ever. It was straight to the roll over like a westside white girl massage.
I complained to the mamasan about this, and this was the dialogue, translated roughly from mandarin. She was brought in with Amy for a talk:
Mamasan: Ladies, you had a hell of a first day. The hard-deck for this massage called for ball squeezing and some anal fingering. You knew it. You broke it. You had a monger turn over immediately following the hot towel wipe off without so much as poking his ballies. Why?
Angela; Ma'am, I saw that he was flipping his asshole up at me, he knew that I would do 20 minutes of dick work, So I proceeded to grab his penor, and I worked it without complaining. The ball jostling would just have been for a few seconds. I had his cock in my hands quickly, there was no danger of him not getting rock hard, so I just had him roll over.LMAO!
That was too funny. My stomach still hurts laughing so hard.
Anyone try Roscoe massage on Sepulveda?
https://roscoemassage.net/.Been there for years. The one at the opposite corner, next to the convenience store, seems to get more attention over the past year.
Went back to visit one of my favorite places just north of LAX. The first place I ever got an extra years and years ago. Pola was her name and I've been hooked on the hobby ever since.
Honestly, I went this time for Shiatsu because it's actually good and reasonable. Paid for an hour and went and took a shower. Walked back to the room and lay face down on the table. Starts out fine, great pressure on my lower back and beginning to feel relaxed. Mamma walks by and says something terse in Korean. The girl quickly leaves the room and closes the door. Tick tock, tick tock. I'm still lying face down beginning to wonder what's going on. Then I hear voices, not you guys, but clear and direct words. Which one is the manager?
One by one, they ask each girl to show them their license and the money each earned so far that day. 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes go by. From the dialog, it sounds like someone didn't have their license. Mamma was also being chastised, first for faking like she wasn't the manager, and then for not running a tighter ship.
It appeared that they were not interested in those lying on tables, so I decided to cut short my deep tissue and leave. I asked the beautiful blonde officer if I could leave. She said they'd be done in 10-15, but I could leave if I wanted. So I did. Sure enough, one of the technicians was in the back of the cruiser. Whistled my way past the other officers and got the heck out of there.
Would you have stayed?
Into N Out
12-15-21, 17:19
Walk in to the waiting room and was greeted by massage girl. I was shown to the room where I undress, laid on the meat table waiting for massage girl.
Lady walked in and started to massage me. Some small talk, massage very therapeutic, heavy on the body oil, but that's ok. On the flip she ask what I want so I ask for HJ and CBJ so she went to work. Strong hand stroke with a deep choking BJ, her tongue rolling around the tip of my dick with another deep throat choking BJ until I explored. Nice BJ on her part. She cleaned me up, I gave her a tip and she thank me on the way out the door.Where's this at? I've been looking for a cici for a while after she left a Rosemead spot.
LngTimeMongr
12-15-21, 18:47
Been to mary at chen a couple years ago. Is she getting any better or is she still the fish she always been? I never raw dogged her. Would you guys?
LngTimeMongr
12-15-21, 18:52
Any of you guys try bella. I heard she BBBJ? Anyone try out?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/204958
PriscillaM
12-15-21, 19:43
Any of you guys try bella. I heard she BBBJ? Anyone try out?
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/204958Lngtimemongr, as Gordon Gekko once said to bud fox, why don't you stop sending us information and start getting us some.
PriscillaM
12-15-21, 19:45
Been to mary at chen a couple years ago. Is she getting any better or is she still the fish she always been? I never raw dogged her. Would you guys?I have to admit, I was in the need of treatment for a sore undercarriage the other day. I went to Chen's and only Mary was there. She has lost. Again - lost about 20 pounds. Her abs are tighter than a lug nut on a 63 ford. I was in shock. I recommend her.
LngTimeMongr
12-15-21, 20:38
I have to admit, I was in the need of treatment for a sore undercarriage the other day. I went to Chen's and only Mary was there. She has lost. Again - lost about 20 pounds. Her abs are tighter than a lug nut on a 63 ford. I was in shock. I recommend her.Why does this sound like a joke LOL. Was this bb anal?
Went back to visit one of my favorite places just north of LAX. The first place I ever got an extra years and years ago. Pola was her name and I've been hooked on the hobby ever since.
Honestly, I went this time for Shiatsu because it's actually good and reasonable. Paid for an hour and went and took a shower. Walked back to the room and lay face down on the table. Starts out fine, great pressure on my lower back and beginning to feel relaxed. Mamma walks by and says something terse in Korean. The girl quickly leaves the room and closes the door. Tick tock, tick tock. I'm still lying face down beginning to wonder what's going on. Then I hear voices, not you guys, but clear and direct words. Which one is the manager?
One by one, they ask each girl to show them their license and the money each earned so far that day. 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes go by. From the dialog, it sounds like someone didn't have their license. Mamma was also being chastised, first for faking like she wasn't the manager, and then for not running a tighter ship.
It appeared that they were not interested in those lying on tables, so I decided to cut short my deep tissue and leave. I asked the beautiful blonde officer if I could leave. She said they'd be done in 10-15, but I could leave if I wanted. So I did. Sure enough, one of the technicians was in the back of the cruiser. Whistled my way past the other officers and got the heck out of there.
Would you have stayed?There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Some cities only require that one certified therapist be on staff at all times. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they don’t take cops off of more important shit.
If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Or she had past run-ins with them, or has issues with her immigration docs or something. Kind of a “we’ll let you go this time, but next time we see you here you’d better have your green card” or something like that. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license.”
Had time to spar decided to check out the Villa. Super cute thin girl behind desk. Thinking this is my lucky day. Nope, different girl walks in. Great body, no idea on her face as she has a mask. Great message for $. 8 on the flip I ask her about a tip. She just stars at me and doesn't understand a thing I am saying. I make the gesture for an HJ still doesn't understand. 5 minutes later and I am like fuck this. Just finish the message and let me get out of this place. Going back to my normal spot. At least there you get a decent message with an awesome HJ for $1. 40.
All I wanted was the girl to tickle my balls and stroke my rod. Not try to negotiate an international peace treaty between Thailand and America.The worst is some actually negotiate and it kills the mood. Can't believe this one was a stone wall. That's never happened.
PriscillaM
12-15-21, 21:09
Why does this sound like a joke LOL. Was this bb anal?Information is a valuable commodity. I just gave you some about Mary.
As a famous person once said, I'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and I are going to have a hard time doing any business.
PriscillaM
12-15-21, 21:18
There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they do t take cops off of more important shit.
If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license. ".I would assume that if there was an LE stop in for investigating if the place was in compliance with the LA municipal code, there would not be a girl in the paddy waggon.
From my reading of this, and grimmy23 is correct about California, but not correct as to City of L. A. , you do need a license to have a shop, but the infractions are not even misdemeanors.
https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/los_angeles/latest/lamc/0-0-0-192803
Had the place been raided there would be a news story, and I see none in my google feed. And as I have posted before, there is no way any police officer with any political sense will even take an offensive smelling shit at an Asian parlor for feel of being deplatformed for being racist. If you like Asian massage, your chances of being at an LAPD raid are just about the same as le bron crashing your book club meeting.
LngTimeMongr
12-16-21, 10:18
Information is a valuable commodity. I just gave you some about Mary.
As a famous person once said, I'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and I are going to have a hard time doing any business.I'm just joking bud. Not meant for why ro get bothered. No but really. Thank you for the information.
PlayerN818
12-16-21, 10:38
There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Some cities only require that one certified therapist be on staff at all times. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they dont take cops off of more important shit.
If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Or she had past run-ins with them, or has issues with her immigration docs or something. Kind of a well let you go this time, but next time we see you here youd better have your green card or something like that. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license.Yup. It isn't just because of giving out HE's.
I was on the table during a raid. No warning from Papasan, just the door opening and two males LEO in windbreakers demanding my provider into the hallway. This was not a full service spot, not even a HJ spot (unless you were a regular and got the right girl. I was, and did). LEO demanded I'd, she didn't have it with her, told her to call someone to bring it to her, she refused, on came the jewelry. I was still lying on the table, thinking of all the times this scenario could've ended much worse for me. I eventually got dressed and headed out. Papasan apologized, asked me to come back and they'd make it right (they did), and that was it. Never saw that particular provider around that shop again, and the shop didn't survive the shut-down.
PlayerN818
12-16-21, 10:41
I would assume that if there was an LE stop in for investigating if the place was in compliance with the LA municipal code, there would not be a girl in the paddy waggon.
From my reading of this, and grimmy23 is correct about California, but not correct as to City of L. A. , you do need a license to have a shop, but the infractions are not even misdemeanors.
https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/los_angeles/latest/lamc/0-0-0-192803
Had the place been raided there would be a news story, and I see none in my google feed. And as I have posted before, there is no way any police officer with any political sense will even take an offensive smelling shit at an Asian parlor for feel of being deplatformed for being racist. If you like Asian massage, your chances of being at an LAPD raid are just about the same as le bron crashing your book club meeting.She might've had an outstanding warrent.
I would assume that if there was an LE stop in for investigating if the place was in compliance with the LA municipal code, there would not be a girl in the paddy waggon.
From my reading of this, and grimmy23 is correct about California, but not correct as to City of L. A. , you do need a license to have a shop, but the infractions are not even misdemeanors.
https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/los_angeles/latest/lamc/0-0-0-192803
Had the place been raided there would be a news story, and I see none in my google feed. And as I have posted before, there is no way any police officer with any political sense will even take an offensive smelling shit at an Asian parlor for feel of being deplatformed for being racist. If you like Asian massage, your chances of being at an LAPD raid are just about the same as le bron crashing your book club meeting.But all businesses need a business license, regardless of what type of business it is or what city it's in. There is still no "massage license." If you have a business license for a massage establishment, some cities will do routine checks to make sure you're staying in compliance. In most cities that's done by code enforcement, not the cops. There are of course exceptions, but most cities leave their already shorthanded cops to fighting criminals instead of spending their time checking businesses for compliance to muni code. I've had them stop by my place maybe 2 or 3 times over 4 years. They pretty much check that our business license is current and on display, look at the restrooms to make sure there's paper towels and soap, make sure we have fire extinguishers, maybe ask for an employee list and randomly check a couple to make sure they all have current certs, but that's about it. They're in and out in about 2 minutes and don't disturb the business at all, and again, it's a code enforcement guy, not a cop. Reading the LA City Muni Code, it is a city that does require the certificate to practice massage within city limits (most cities do, but not all). But a violation is a misdemeanor at most. More likely, the first offense would be a slap on the wrist "don't let us catch you doing that again" kind of thing. Second offense would be a court appearance, fine, and suspension of certificate.
Another thing to realize is a lot of cities know full well what goes on inside their MPs but don't really care. Downey is one of those cities. There's like 6 MPs there and most of them have been around for 20-25 years. I wad on a ridealong with a Downey cop once (a long time ago - I don't live in Downey anymore) and he pointed all of them out to me. Told me they know exactly what happens in there, but as long as they aren't a public nuisance and start drawing complaints they don't really care. They'd rather have mongers getting hj's and bj's in there, fairly harmlessly, than having to bust crack w---es (interesting that word is censored on here) and their pimps in cheap motels. The more they stir up the MPs, the more they drive it underground. As long as the neighbors don't start finding used condoms and shit on their front lawns they pretty much leave them alone.
Yup. It isn't just because of giving out HE's.
I was on the table during a raid. No warning from Papasan, just the door opening and two males LEO in windbreakers demanding my provider into the hallway. This was not a full service spot, not even a HJ spot (unless you were a regular and got the right girl. I was, and did). LEO demanded I'd, she didn't have it with her, told her to call someone to bring it to her, she refused, on came the jewelry. I was still lying on the table, thinking of all the times this scenario could've ended much worse for me. I eventually got dressed and headed out. Papasan apologized, asked me to come back and they'd make it right (they did), and that was it. Never saw that particular provider around that shop again, and the shop didn't survive the shut-down.Either that or an outstanding warrant. Sadly, a lot of the girls in these places are trafficked in illegally, and they're working in MPs to pay off their debt to their smugglers for bringing them in. The smugglers confiscate all of their docs to make it harder for them to sneak off. If they were to ghost, now they're an undocumented alien with nowhere to go and no form of ID. Given the fact she couldn't produce ID, this was most likely the case with her. Again, she may have had a prior "bust" where the cops told her she'd better have her green card on her next time, and this was the "next time. ".
LngTimeMongr
12-16-21, 14:33
Lngtimemongr, as Gordon Gekko once said to bud fox, why don't you stop sending us information and start getting us some.Thus, I do have information now.
Went last night. Bella did not BBBJ. But:
Face:5/10.
Body: 6/10.
Performance: 10/10.
I have never had someone DT me like she did. I'm about. Good 8. 5 and she took it all in with no gag. And I can tell she can kegel. I would return if I'm in the area. But will not go out of my way.
Coveredfs: $. 20.
There's no such thing as a massage license in California. Trust me, I know well. I own a spa (a fully legit one). That may change next year when the new massage bill gets written, but we don't know what it's going to look like yet. Right now, California has a certification, not a license. What's the difference? Certification is voluntary. Some cities require it to practice massage within their city limits, some don't. Some cities only require that one certified therapist be on staff at all times. Practicing massage without a cert in California isn't a crime and certainly won't get you arrested. If you're in a city requiring certification, at most it will get the establishment in trouble with the planning commission, meaning the first couple times they get fined and if it continues to happen the city eventually revokes their business license. Most cities require a manager to be on duty at all times, so it makes sense that they'd ask for the manager. Asking to see their money makes no sense because that's none of their business unless they had an active warrant. It's certainly within their jurisdiction to come in and ask to see docs, although most cities leave that to the code enforcement people so they dont take cops off of more important shit.
If you saw one of the girls in the back of a cruiser, they caught her with someone's dick in her mouth or something. Or she had past run-ins with them, or has issues with her immigration docs or something. Kind of a well let you go this time, but next time we see you here youd better have your green card or something like that. Under no circumstances would they take her in for "not having a license.Thanks Grimmy. I do recall you sharing CA certification insights on a number of occasions. Definitely they were asking to see a "license", could be a drivers license for I'd. The place is at best a HJ shop, though not a cheap place and it's been in operation for decades. There was specific conversation around cash earnings for the day.
PriscillaM
12-16-21, 16:07
Thus, I do have information now.
Went last night. Bella did not BBBJ. But:
Face:5/10.
Body: 6/10.
Performance: 10/10.
I have never had someone DT me like she did. I'm about. Good 8. 5 and she took it all in with no gag. And I can tell she can kegel. I would return if I'm in the area. But will not go out of my way..I remember the old story about how to be a good train conductor. When someone asks you when the next train is coming, you say, the next one is at 5 pm, and thereafter it is on the half hour, etc. Except that the evening trains run late.
In other words, you answer the question and anticipate the next question.
So, for example, who the fuck is Bella. What is her ad link, what was the visit like, it is an MP. Tell a story give me a narrative. Save the LASER nonsense for the piltdown men of HX.
LngTimeMongr
12-16-21, 18:11
I remember the old story about how to be a good train conductor. When someone asks you when the next train is coming, you say, the next one is at 5 pm, and thereafter it is on the half hour, etc. Except that the evening trains run late.
In other words, you answer the question and anticipate the next question.
So, for example, who the fuck is Bella. What is her ad link, what was the visit like, it is an MP. Tell a story give me a narrative. Save the LASER nonsense for the piltdown men of HX.Its called look at the original post #7146.
PriscillaM
12-16-21, 21:41
Its called look at the original post #7146.As Walter said, the world does not revolve around you.
LngTimeMongr
12-16-21, 23:00
As Walter said, the world does not revolve around you.As michael once said, " must suck, when proven wrong".
PlayerN818
12-17-21, 10:47
As michael once said, " must suck, when proven wrong".Here's a quote "I've never had to do this much fucking research for the name of a MP place" Me. Just now.
LngTimeMongr
12-17-21, 12:03
Here's a quote "I've never had to do this much fucking research for the name of a MP place" Me. Just now."Hence, there own. You do you and I do me. Thank you" me. At the moment.
RamShackled
12-17-21, 17:09
The worst is some actually negotiate and it kills the mood. Can't believe this one was a stone wall. That's never happened.Get the FOB girls and they are too knew to know that tickling the balls comes with the territory. It's the girls that have been around for awhile that know to slob on the knob for that good cash and repeat customer.
PlayerN818
12-18-21, 10:44
"Hence, there own. You do you and I do me. Thank you" me. At the moment.Just in time for the Holidays!
The Usasexguide Book of Quotes! Order today, only $7. 99 (plus tax, shipping, insurance, gift wrapping. Hot towel and burned out provider not included).
Any mongers know or any massage parlors who offer bare services like BBBJ or FS in Culver City local area or the greater LA area.
Any mongers know or any massage parlors who offer bare services like BBBJ or FS in Culver City local area or the greater LA area.Would be interested myself in some recos for CC, Cheviot Hills, Beverlywood.
Would be interested myself in some recos for CC, Cheviot Hills, Beverlywood.I've gotten bbbjs twice at Blue Sky on Venice blvd, only asked for it those times. All other times I've gotten a HJ.
At Lucky foot and body massage on sepulveda I once got a BBBJ and cfs by a cute girl, second time it was covered BJ and cfs by a not so good looking lady, haven't been back since. Their ads suggest they offer BBFS, but I don't think anyone there will actually offer it, try it and let us know?
CandyMan555
12-23-21, 15:05
I called today and was told Candy was available Any info?? PM is fine Thanks CM.
PriscillaM
12-23-21, 16:32
Would be interested myself in some recos for CC, Cheviot Hills, Beverlywood.Ben law, you know the real estate market very well in the areas you mention. There are no MPs at all in Century city or cheviot hills. There are some places on pico both east and west of Beverly glen, but they are all useless.
If by CC you mean culver city. The place across from the big lots, I think it is lucky foot, is set up worse than the eagles secondary for any purpose, including FS, but yes, the odds are good that you can get fucked there but the goods are odd.
The one place never mentioned on here in 11870 Santa Monica upstairs. If you like Latina whales with bad attitude who do rush fucking, that one is an option.
PriscillaM
12-23-21, 18:24
I am such a fucken pussy I cannot believe it. I called the other day to Goldfinger, 5 girls working Amy, Emily, Vanessa, Selena and Bella.
I figured I would go wild and just walked in. A pudgy gal with midriff showing and a nice miniskirt with a mask answered at the half door. If this girl was on the user forums for hot young Asians, they would be dragging their balls over concertina wire to hear her fart on the phone. I was going to ask to see more girls, but I get so fucken uptight at that foyer, I just went in with Amy. I think I may have seen her before, or was it Emily, I fucken cannot remember.
Anyhow, she kept talking and when she flipped me she has this fat body and small tits and really is just not attractive in any way.
On the way out I saw the entire lineup -.
Vanessa is the older one with the big fake rack and the face that looks like Mary from Chens.
Selena is this fat girl who looks like she spends her free time eating five bowls of yoshinoya.
Emily is older and had a beat face.
Bella is somewhat better. I will ask for Bella next time.
PriscillaM
12-23-21, 18:27
I have told you fucks at the league office a thousand times. First, I do not roll on shabbos and second. NEVER use the shitter at Goldfinger.
I am being sent out by amy and walking that hallway. I am elated that no one is in any of the rooms and I will make my exit without meeting any monger.
Sure as Raggedy Ann circles back when asked about old Joe dying of arthritis, a monger in a mask is climbing out of the bathroom like he just shit a bowling ball. Fuck, I needed to see that like I needed to see Mary's beaver at around 4 pm on a weekday.
That bathroom is like a phone in a hotel room, you never use it.
LngTimeMongr
12-24-21, 13:36
Any mongers know or any massage parlors who offer bare services like BBBJ or FS in Culver City local area or the greater LA area.Try chirocare in Culver.
Still pretty new at this and I don't celebrate Christmas myself so it's made even weirder.
What should I expect from an average AMP today? Will they even be open or will most be closed?
Will they be expecting anything extra for the holiday?
PriscillaM
12-25-21, 23:54
Still pretty new at this and I don't celebrate Christmas myself so it's made even weirder.
What should I expect from an average AMP today? Will they even be open or will most be closed?
Will they be expecting anything extra for the holiday?Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?
I am such a fucken pussy I cannot believe it. I called the other day to Goldfinger, 5 girls working Amy, Emily, Vanessa, Selena and Bella.
I figured I would go wild and just walked in. A pudgy gal with midriff showing and a nice miniskirt with a mask answered at the half door. If this girl was on the user forums for hot young Asians, they would be dragging their balls over concertina wire to hear her fart on the phone. I was going to ask to see more girls, but I get so fucken uptight at that foyer, I just went in with Amy. I think I may have seen her before, or was it Emily, I fucken cannot remember.
Anyhow, she kept talking and when she flipped me she has this fat body and small tits and really is just not attractive in any way.
On the way out I saw the entire lineup -.
Vanessa is the older one with the big fake rack and the face that looks like Mary from Chens.
Selena is this fat girl who looks like she spends her free time eating five bowls of yoshinoya.
Emily is older and had a beat face..Well this is disappointing. I know you were a top supporter of the finger. Between this and the decline of the fig, not sure where to head next.
Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?Yeah, tried out 2 spots near me only to find they were closed. Wasn't much else to do for someone who doesn't share the religion behind Christmas at all. Seemed as good a day as any to visit an AMP from where I'm standing.
Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?They should just change the name of the city to that. LOL. Seriously, Downey has at least 6 MPs that I know of, and most have been around for 25+ years, and most have some pretty good talent. I know it's a haul for you west side folks, but it's reliable as hell.
PriscillaM
12-27-21, 15:26
Yeah, tried out 2 spots near me only to find they were closed. Wasn't much else to do for someone who doesn't share the religion behind Christmas at all. Seemed as good a day as any to visit an AMP from where I'm standing.Not going to lie, I called Goldfinger to see if I could get a finger up my asshole. Closed.
I also do not celebrate Christmas. You can look at the unedited version of Sanhedrin to find out why, but even I realize that Christmas is the biggest holiday since June teeth, so anyone (including me) trying to get an Asian handshake should be embarrassed.
PriscillaM
12-27-21, 15:28
They should just change the name of the city to that. LOL. Seriously, Downey has at least 6 MPs that I know of, and most have been around for 25+ years, and most have some pretty good talent. I know it's a haul for you west side folks, but it's reliable as hell.No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.
She was from Downey.
So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.
As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.
No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.
She was from Downey.
So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.
As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.Best massage parlors is Lomita. One in every block. Downey I have had duds before I visit.
Family I pop that nut in that area and have not been impressed.
No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.
She was from Downey.
So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.
As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.Downey isn't bad. Much nicer than Norwalk and the north end of the city has multi-million dollar houses. I lived there for 24 years. Not anymore. I live 30 minutes away now, but still go back to get serviced when I can sneak away.
Of course there's duds there like there are anywhere else in this hobby, but with 5 places that have been around for 25 years you have to consider it reliable. My suggestion in todays world is Downey therapy on Paramount between Imperial and Firestone. They have both Asian and Latina, some hotties and some typical meh AMP girls. Everything is available there. Havana is fine if you want nuru. Expensive for HJ only but they have some hotties and they get completely naked right away.
PriscillaM
12-29-21, 12:36
I am out of goldfinger.
The cons outweigh the pros.
Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.
But I paid for the hour and we started at 720. She did a soft massage with no ball caressing. Is this the new normal? - and just left to get hot towels. She rubbed me down, had me turn over after drying me off, and pretty much went to my cock direct. Did not ask for any tip or nothing, but she did not take direction well at all, I had to continuously remind her that my rod is very fragile and tottery and that she needed to express love for it and not derision. Finally, she noted that time was up baby. This was at 750, I was like I paid for the hour you shitfuck. She seemed not to understand but I held out a little longer until I feared she was going to call my congressman in. So I positioned her and her hands and unlocked all the safeties, flooded my outer doors, and let go. It was no even 800. I tipped 100 and the place was packed. All doors were closed and mongers being serviced. There is a room with a shower now, and it actually looks nice.
So the cons are. The place is ridiculously busy and I have given up trying to edify the mongers about the need for deportment upon entering goldfinger. Mongers are now not only asking for the bathroom, but I believe bringing presents in to the girls, and yukking it up in the hallway. This is not a talkshow.
The mamasan. Vanessa - yells all the time about shit. She calls the girls out mid massage to eat their fucken dinner. I will not address the labor code violations about not giving meal breaks. Again, the noise level is akin to a motorhead rehearsal.
The girls are not giving good service at all. I am fine with parting with 100 if the tech is nice and does not act like I am some kind of creep, which I am. It is just a coin.
So, I am audi of goldfinger. If you go, the good girls are Angela, Amy, Bella, Katie. The rest are just meat.
Ryan Tanaka
12-29-21, 13:09
You tipped a 100 just for a HJ??
I am out of goldfinger.
The cons outweigh the pros.
Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.
But I paid for the hour and we started at 720. She did a soft massage with no ball caressing. Is this the new normal? - and just left to get hot towels. She rubbed me down, had me turn over after drying me off, and pretty much went to my cock direct. Did not ask for any tip or nothing, but she did not take direction well at all, I had to continuously remind her that my rod is very fragile and tottery and that she needed to express love for it and not derision. Finally, she noted that time was up baby. This was at 750, I was like I paid for the hour you shitfuck. She seemed not to understand but I held out a little longer until I feared she was going to call my congressman in. So I positioned her and her hands and unlocked all the safeties, flooded my outer doors, and let go. It was no even 800. I tipped 100 and the place was packed. All doors were closed and mongers being serviced. There is a room with a shower now, and it actually looks nice.
So the cons are. The place is ridiculously busy and I have given up trying to edify the mongers about the need for deportment upon entering goldfinger. Mongers are now not only asking for the bathroom, but I believe bringing presents in to the girls, and yukking it up in the hallway. This is not a talkshow.
The mamasan. Vanessa - yells all the time about shit. She calls the girls out mid massage to eat their fucken dinner. I will not address the labor code violations about not giving meal breaks. Again, the noise level is akin to a motorhead rehearsal.
The girls are not giving good service at all. I am fine with parting with 100 if the tech is nice and does not act like I am some kind of creep, which I am. It is just a coin.
So, I am audi of goldfinger. If you go, the good girls are Angela, Amy, Bella, Katie. The rest are just meat.
PriscillaM
12-29-21, 13:32
You tipped a 100 just for a HJ??I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.
LngTimeMongr
12-30-21, 02:05
I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?
I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.I get it. There are a couple thai girls that get the full bill from me "for just a HJ" and totally deserve it. I've given the bill to a couple girls at the finger, slightly less willingly, however in the grand scheme, it's probably still a pretty high value, considering what other girls I've tipped at all in my day. Priscilla you've never seen the fourth string qb at thai tara. I think I've officially seen the bottom of the barrel.
What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?I agree where are these places LOL.
Went there a few days ago. Saw Selena because some dude on RM said to some other poster "you're crazy if you think she's not hot. " So I guess I found out I'm crazy the other day. I was kinda pissed.
Interestingly Bella was the one who checked in in and called Selena over. I almost said "I'll take you instead" but I thought that'd be insulting to Selena because, you know, chivalry is expressed in such ways in this game and really matter. Kicking self.
I am out of goldfinger.
The cons outweigh the pros.
Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.
BoostedSub
12-30-21, 17:40
What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?Where's Downey? Hook me up with the info.
PriscillaM
12-30-21, 18:52
Went there a few days ago. Saw Selena because some dude on RM said to some other poster "you're crazy if you think she's not hot. " So I guess I found out I'm crazy the other day. I was kinda pissed.
Interestingly Bella was the one who checked in in and called Selena over. I almost said "I'll take you instead" but I thought that'd be insulting to Selena because, you know, chivalry is expressed in such ways in this game and really matter. Kicking self.I know that many of you think I am so full of shit that if I got an enema I could be buried in a matchbox.
But when it comes to Goldfinger, I tell the truth just like Fauci.
Selena is a fat fuck who looks like she goes to Galbi king and orders enough Bulkogi for an entire Taekwondo team to eat and take some to go.
There was a Selena at Goldfinger BC (before covid) who was arguably decent and how fuked off campus.
Why anyone ever relies on RM is stupefying. Read the reviews of Mary at Chens. Five stars, guys serenading her, come on man.
My days at brown finger are done, but to reiterate, the only girls worth it, in order are".
Angela. May be under 30.
Penny. On weekends, slim body, friendly good dick work.
Bella. A mercenary rip off but a great body.
Amy. Fattie but somewhat easy on the nut sack.
Katie. Never saw her but gets requested a lot.
Selena. As noted above, has more rolls than that horseshit bakery next door to the finger.
Emily. A total nasty **** who should be doing nails and the place next door.
Vanessa. The old hag mamasan with a fake rack.
Kiki I guess is RIP.
Thanks, for this.
Interestingly, I did rely on RM to make this decision so I was double screwed. The girl and the cost of RM membership. It's hard to get good info these days. And the way this site is organized. In chronological fashion rather than thematically or categorically by provider / institution. Makes it hard to get intel. RTFT is hard when the reviews on some girl are on pages 4, 17,94, and 126. I wish there were an easier way.
I know that many of you think I am so full of shit that if I got an enema I could be buried in a matchbox.
But when it comes to Goldfinger, I tell the truth just like Fauci.
Selena is a fat fuck who looks like she goes to Galbi king and orders enough Bulkogi for an entire Taekwondo team to eat and take some to go.
There was a Selena at Goldfinger BC (before covid) who was arguably decent and how fuked off campus.
Why anyone ever relies on RM is stupefying. Read the reviews of Mary at Chens. Five stars, guys serenading her, come on man.
My days at brown finger are done, but to reiterate, the only girls worth it, in order are".
Angela. May be under 30.
Penny. On weekends, slim body, friendly good dick work.
Bella. A mercenary rip off but a great body.
Amy. Fattie but somewhat easy on the nut sack.
Katie. Never saw her but gets requested a lot.
Selena. As noted above, has more rolls than that horseshit bakery next door to the finger.
Man, I used to frequent that place even before it was Thai Tara. It was my go to. There was this cute little plump chick, Christine. I didn't love plump chicks, but she was that kind that's firm plump, not flabby plump. You know what I mean. And she would just give the best massage and hando. Every time I left I was like "that's a girl who takes her art seriously. " Post-covid she's gone, sadly. I'd love to see her again.
As a backup I'd see Vicki, the proprietor. She was surprisingly hot for her age. But she kinda lost her mojo on the delivery.
Every once in a while I'd get this chick Mona I think was her name. Huge ass chest tattoo that I hated. Looked so ghetto. But Vicki trained her well and she gave a mean massage and hando.
It's sad to hear this place has gone downhill. It was my spot.
I get it. There are a couple thai girls that get the full bill from me "for just a HJ" and totally deserve it. I've given the bill to a couple girls at the finger, slightly less willingly, however in the grand scheme, it's probably still a pretty high value, considering what other girls I've tipped at all in my day. Priscilla you've never seen the fourth string qb at thai tara. I think I've officially seen the bottom of the barrel.
FishyHunter
12-31-21, 14:07
Thanks, for this.
Interestingly, I did rely on RM to make this decision so I was double screwed. The girl and the cost of RM membership. It's hard to get good info these days. And the way this site is organized. In chronological fashion rather than thematically or categorically by provider / institution. Makes it hard to get intel. RTFT is hard when the reviews on some girl are on pages 4, 17,94, and 126. I wish there were an easier way.I too tried RM for awhile. Most of the reviews are outdated with most of these shops are closed, the age of the girls are at least 10 years off. You can't lost the day of your visit or their work schedule. You get no credit to post a review on a existing MP. I also think a lot of the guys tend to exaggerate their experience. As they say where fantasy and reality meet. WTF?
PriscillaM
12-31-21, 16:06
So this is what I know:
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228429
There is a new rub joint on wilshire.
The name of it is wharf massage (if you ask me, any name is better than that, but who cares).
The owner of the entity that owns the operation is the same as Goldfinger 1. 0. Said owner sold goldfinger before covid to the present owners who are ruining the place.
I am going in.
PriscillaM
12-31-21, 22:29
So, I took the recon drive to 11919 on that big street in los angeles. This new rub, sack tickle, tug for as long as I like until the girl complains is one door away from sasabune. That is a restaurant that has been at more locations than your average #3 guy in al qaeda. I hear sasabune has a good omakase sushi program, meaning that the chef looks at you asks you some questions about what kind of sushi you like, and then gives you what he thinks is good for you. Kind of like the MP equivalent of the girl asking hard or soft and you saying medium.
Anyhow, the location for 11919 is likely one of the worst ever for an asian MP. It can be high traffic and the next door locale of an upscale eatery means that the chances are high some asshole monger will walk into the sushi restaurant and ask (a) how much is a half hour and (b) can I use the shitter.
In any event, the owner of this joint is the original owner of goldfinger. I assume he managed to find a whole shitload of used towels from something called the wharf spa, and chose the name to save on towel. The layout is really odd. There is a front desk and then a hallway with on the west side a number of private jerking rooms and to the east, open massage tables. I guess it is a decoy and if a woman comes in for a massage she does not get the masturbatoriums on the west.
I roll in and this semi cute gal is at the desk with no mask on. She is wearing like this gray stretch leggings and pastel sweater. The google reviews that the place was as short staffed as the Brooklyn nets on covid boosters and that the front desk gal might be the one diddling my sack. I asked her for an hour and it was 60. I asked if I would have the good fortune of having her work on my anaconda and she said yes. She had this youngish face and what looked to be small naturals and a thigh gap.
She let me in one of the rooms and said get comfortable. There are the same idiotic signs in the room about goldfinger's (er I meant the wharf's) pledge to customer service and the 7 principles of kwanzaa. There is the same nonsense dish with candies from the ET halloween shoot, and the dimming lights and window in the door.
I get cumfy and get face down. In comes my tech, and I ask her name, it is mia. It is almost certainly not the girl at the front, but with asians you just cannot tell. Mia wore a mask the entire time. Which I understand has just about prevented no cases of corona. She is a tad pudgy, she did a soft massage on my back and asked if it was my first time here. I said yes because I did not want to get trapped in a glen garry glen ross lie. But pretty soon she was ticklilng my burlap bag of taters, and getting me to the 3 out of 4 hardness scale, I. E. , Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.
She then says I will get the hot towel.
She came back in near record time. At goldfinger the process of getting the hot towel is akin to the israel-palestinian peace process. She wipes me down and turns me over. That is when I realized it was not the girl up front. She had a decent rack and pulled her top up to show me them. She jacked me off with decent direction. I mean we are not talking about out of africa here. Fucken director of that movie was incredible. He even had me believing redford was in his 30's.
She started to ***** and moan about how long I was taking and how CRT needs to be taught in pre-k. I had her position herself sitting across from me and I actually let loose quite a banger.
I was given a water and I tipped her 100 - I only had 50's on me. Again, her name is mia and I would repeat at this place, only to avoid her.
I had walked in the front, but I had spied a rear entrance but with no cars parked. On the way out there was a beamer parked there, not sure how the staff is getting there if they are not parked in the back.
The owner prolly spent like 20 on the remodel of the interior and is balls deep on a five year lease. But he is in it for the short term. He flipped goldfinger on the strength of coco and suki's handjobs and the old selena's outcall dates. I am sure we will be seeing shill reports on RM so that he can flip this place.
I will try it one more time, but the owner needs to get some fucken basic customer service and allow for a roll call.
So this is what I know:
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228429
There is a new rub joint on wilshire.
The name of it is wharf massage (if you ask me, any name is better than that, but who cares).
The owner of the entity that owns the operation is the same as Goldfinger 1. 0. Said owner sold goldfinger before covid to the present owners who are ruining the place.
I am going in.Looking forward to your report. Goldfinger 1. 0 owners mean maybe the return of Coco? I can hope anyway.
Godspeed.
Report back.
Kind of a good location. You can finish up with some nice pastries or tacos at lazy daisy or wahoos. You know, make a full outing of it.
Maybe fish tacos if you're feeling ironic.
So this is what I know:
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228429
There is a new rub joint on wilshire.
The name of it is wharf massage (if you ask me, any name is better than that, but who cares).
The owner of the entity that owns the operation is the same as Goldfinger 1. 0. Said owner sold goldfinger before covid to the present owners who are ruining the place.
I am going in.
PriscillaM
01-01-22, 12:56
Godspeed.
Report back.
Kind of a good location. You can finish up with some nice pastries or tacos at lazy daisy or wahoos. You know, make a full outing of it.
Maybe fish tacos if you're feeling ironic.The wahoos is closed but there is a good dim sum down the block. Just to be clear Mia is shit and avoid her.
Also, anyone want to good laugh?
Check out the Yelp page for this business. Look at the user Coco who gave it a five star rating. Yeah, you know where this is going. Click on that user and look at her other reviews.
Tell me she doesn't work there.
Godspeed.
Report back.
Kind of a good location. You can finish up with some nice pastries or tacos at lazy daisy or wahoos. You know, make a full outing of it.
Maybe fish tacos if you're feeling ironic.
The wahoos is closed but there is a good dim sum down the block. Just to be clear Mia is shit and avoid her.You mean Mia at Wharf right?
Anybody else walking around that looked even remotely interesting? Or is this another hag factory?
Yup, and if you check the review history, she also "reviewed" Goldfinger (as well as many other massage places and a couple Chinese restaurants). Interesting.
Also, anyone want to good laugh?
Check out the Yelp page for this business. Look at the user Coco who gave it a five star rating. Yeah, you know where this is going. Click on that user and look at her other reviews.
Tell me she doesn't work there.
PriscillaM
01-01-22, 23:50
You mean Mia at Wharf right?
Anybody else walking around that looked even remotely interesting? Or is this another hag factory?I liked the girl at the front desk but did not get her name there was no one else there on 12 31.
FishyHunter
01-02-22, 02:14
You tipped Mia $100 for a HJ?
So, I took the recon drive to 11919 on that big street in los angeles. This new rub, sack tickle, tug for as long as I like until the girl complains is one door away from sasabune. That is a restaurant that has been at more locations than your average #3 guy in al qaeda. I hear sasabune has a good omakase sushi program, meaning that the chef looks at you asks you some questions about what kind of sushi you like, and then gives you what he thinks is good for you. Kind of like the MP equivalent of the girl asking hard or soft and you saying medium.
Anyhow, the location for 11919 is likely one of the worst ever for an asian MP. It can be high traffic and the next door locale of an upscale eatery means that the chances are high some asshole monger will walk into the sushi restaurant and ask (a) how much is a half hour and (b) can I use the shitter.
In any event, the owner of this joint is the original owner of goldfinger. I assume he managed to find a whole shitload of used towels from something called the wharf spa, and chose the name to save on towel. The layout is really odd. There is a front desk and then a hallway with on the west side a number of private jerking rooms and to the east, open massage tables. I guess it is a decoy and if a woman comes in for a massage she does not get the masturbatoriums on the west.
I roll in and this semi cute gal is at the desk with no mask on. She is wearing like this gray stretch leggings and pastel sweater. The google reviews that the place was as short staffed as the Brooklyn nets on covid boosters and that the front desk gal might be the one diddling my sack. I asked her for an hour and it was 60. I asked if I would have the good fortune of having her work on my anaconda and she said yes. She had this youngish face and what looked to be small naturals and a thigh gap.
She let me in one of the rooms and said get comfortable. There are the same idiotic signs in the room about goldfinger's (er I meant the wharf's) pledge to customer service and the 7 principles of kwanzaa. There is the same nonsense dish with candies from the ET halloween shoot, and the dimming lights and window in the door.
I get cumfy and get face down. In comes my tech, and I ask her name, it is mia. It is almost certainly not the girl at the front, but with asians you just cannot tell. Mia wore a mask the entire time. Which I understand has just about prevented no cases of corona. She is a tad pudgy, she did a soft massage on my back and asked if it was my first time here. I said yes because I did not want to get trapped in a glen garry glen ross lie. But pretty soon she was ticklilng my burlap bag of taters, and getting me to the 3 out of 4 hardness scale, I. E. , Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.
She then says I will get the hot towel.
She came back in near record time. At goldfinger the process of getting the hot towel is akin to the israel-palestinian peace process. She wipes me down and turns me over. That is when I realized it was not the girl up front. She had a decent rack and pulled her top up to show me them. She jacked me off with decent direction. I mean we are not talking about out of africa here. Fucken director of that movie was incredible. He even had me believing redford was in his 30's.
She started to ***** and moan about how long I was taking and how CRT needs to be taught in pre-k. I had her position herself sitting across from me and I actually let loose quite a banger.
I was given a water and I tipped her 100 - I only had 50's on me. Again, her name is mia and I would repeat at this place, only to avoid her.
I had walked in the front, but I had spied a rear entrance but with no cars parked. On the way out there was a beamer parked there, not sure how the staff is getting there if they are not parked in the back.
The owner prolly spent like 20 on the remodel of the interior and is balls deep on a five year lease. But he is in it for the short term. He flipped goldfinger on the strength of coco and suki's handjobs and the old selena's outcall dates. I am sure we will be seeing shill reports on RM so that he can flip this place.
I will try it one more time, but the owner needs to get some fucken basic customer service and allow for a roll call.
PriscillaM
01-02-22, 16:12
You tipped Mia $100 for a HJ?I had paid 60 for the door. I had only 50's on me. If I had tipped her 50 I probably would have gotten in trouble. It is the fucken holidays. It was worth it for the intel and also, I am a total fucken simp pussy dweeb.
DontTouchThat
01-03-22, 12:40
I am out of goldfinger.
The cons outweigh the pros.
Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.
But I paid for the hour and we started at 720. She did a soft massage with no ball caressing. Is this the new normal? - and just left to get hot towels. She rubbed me down, had me turn over after drying me off, and pretty much went to my cock direct. Did not ask for any tip or nothing, but she did not take direction well at all, I had to continuously remind her that my rod is very fragile and tottery and that she needed to express love for it and not derision. Finally, she noted that time was up baby. This was at 750, I was like I paid for the hour you shitfuck. She seemed not to understand but I held out a little longer until I feared she was going to call my congressman in. So I positioned her and her hands and unlocked all the safeties, flooded my outer doors, and let go. It was no even 800. I tipped 100 and the place was packed. All doors were closed and mongers being serviced. There is a room with a shower now, and it actually looks nice.
So the cons are. The place is ridiculously busy and I have given up trying to edify the mongers about the need for deportment upon entering goldfinger. Mongers are now not only asking for the bathroom, but I believe bringing presents in to the girls, and yukking it up in the hallway. This is not a talkshow.
The mamasan. Vanessa - yells all the time about shit. She calls the girls out mid massage to eat their fucken dinner. I will not address the labor code violations about not giving meal breaks. Again, the noise level is akin to a motorhead rehearsal.Have to agree with all the cons here.
The amount of times the girl leaves the room because of the mamasan calling them to talk about scheduling is insane.
I was there on what I would assume would be a less busy day and time. In the hour I was there, I heard no less than 6 other guys come through the front door. The place is busy!
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.
I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.
Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.
PriscillaM
01-03-22, 13:52
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.
I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.
Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.You can forget about Goldfinger or the wharf for edging, they want you in and out and and an extra c note to the jagoff guard.
If you look up templeofbliss.com, there are two gals there now, Devaka kali and Gunievere who will take some direction and let you last. Devaka is not very affectionate and is anti-israel and is loaded on CBD and pot, but will sit across from you and stroke you slower than le bron reads.
Guinivere could lose some weight but is not on any hard scheduled drugs and at my request suckled on my neck, played with my hacky sack with hand 1 and stroked with hand 2.
All the rest are full of shit and will not waste time.
There is this gal in the valley who is 44 years old and sucks and edges pretty good, you could pm me.
Anyone know nuru spots in LA? Preferably with young women.
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.
I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.
Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.And you really like edging, you have to see Zelda in Anaheim. She works out of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center. She's in her late 50's and doesn't take any clothes off (she works in semi-revealing lingerie). She's not ugly but not someone you'd give much of a second look to either. She specializes in prostate massage. If you like edging, then holy fuck, she will edge you better than anyone I've ever seen. If you've never had a prostate orgasm before, she will definitely take care of that. She knows how to drain every last drop of cum out of you. It's literally the only time in my life I've ever screamed while I was cumming. Google search OCWalnutsaver and you will find her.
DreamFreez
01-04-22, 02:41
https://youtu.be/4HlD-QW4dOk
I was watching this video, the guy apparently went to a Massage Parlor and it was filled with Model type girls!
He was dating Lana Rhoades, so I am sure when he says model types, then they’re pretty hot girls there
Any idea where this location is?
I m sure it's not Temple of Bliss because he says the entry fee was just 60.
PriscillaM
01-04-22, 07:13
https://youtu.be/4HlD-QW4dOk
I was watching this video, the guy apparently went to a Massage Parlor and it was filled with Model type girls!
He was dating Lana Rhoades, so I am sure when he says model types, then theyre pretty hot girls there
Any idea where this location is?
I m sure it's not Temple of Bliss because he says the entry fee was just 60.It is a clout chasing click bait story look at those three fairies you think they even breed.
Going to be in Dtla tomorrow. RM is failing me and imma let my subscription there expire.
Anyone know a good spot near there. Dtla, East la, echo park. That general hood? To be clear, a place where the average worker is under 35, and ideally under 30. Don't need granny shacks. Got plenty of those sh*tholes near where I live normally.
PriscillaM
01-06-22, 11:55
Going to be in Dtla tomorrow. RM is failing me and imma let my subscription there expire.
Anyone know a good spot near there. Dtla, East la, echo park. That general hood? To be clear, a place where the average worker is under 35, and ideally under 30. Don't need granny shacks. Got plenty of those sh*tholes near where I live normally.You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058
This is the main joint in north Hollywood.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438
Eve is good looking but could not stroke a cock to save the las Vegas raiders playoff hopes. She gets good reviews because guys are simps. Keeley there looks promising.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995
If you are willing to drive to Compton, this one is on Rosecrans and central, incredible body, likes to have her pussy licked, but must stroke big black cocks for her main gig, because she is not loving and slow as needed for a penor like mine.
I would stay the fuck away from any Asian MP near downtown for fear you may be committing elder abuse.
Just had a LEGIT massage at Angel--does anyone know what happened?
Went into Angel last night and saw Amber. I undressed and laid down on the table, lightly placing the towel across my ass. Paid for an hour and she started the dry massage with a lot of teasing. Then the oil and even more teasing between the legs and stroking my nuts. The towel was barely on at this point so she asked if it was ok to remove it completely. On the flip there was more teasing, but after a couple minutes she started to talking to the other girl in the hall. She said she'd be right back and placed a towel on my crotch to cover my erection.
When she returned she started a chest and shoulder massage and then said "just massage today, I'll give you $20 back" After a little bit of my "what the fuck" questioning, I just dressed and left.
This isn't the Angel I remember--has anyone else had similar experience?
I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:
Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.
Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?
Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.
Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.
Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.
Man, I used to frequent that place even before it was Thai Tara. It was my go to. There was this cute little plump chick, Christine. I didn't love plump chicks, but she was that kind that's firm plump, not flabby plump. You know what I mean. And she would just give the best massage and hando. Every time I left I was like "that's a girl who takes her art seriously. " Post-covid she's gone, sadly. I'd love to see her again.
As a backup I'd see Vicki, the proprietor. She was surprisingly hot for her age. But she kinda lost her mojo on the delivery.
Every once in a while I'd get this chick Mona I think was her name. Huge ass chest tattoo that I hated. Looked so ghetto. But Vicki trained her well and she gave a mean massage and hando.
It's sad to hear this place has gone downhill. It was my spot.Went to see vicky again yesterday (as a last resort). Pretty tough. I'd like to think I had the excuse of wanting a high quality massage, but still felt disappointed after paying $$ for a 90 min. I've only gotten one decent lead from all my sessions at thai hi / tara. Seems like the good girls don't last too long there before finding new shops and if you don't get phone numbers, vicky isn't trying to help you.
Separate but related: if you guys have any leads in Dubai for high quality massage, send them my way please! Going next week for work and I will definitely need something after (essentially) a 24 hour flight.
Just had a LEGIT massage at Angel--does anyone know what happened?
Went into Angel last night and saw Amber. I undressed and laid down on the table, lightly placing the towel across my ass. Paid for an hour and she started the dry massage with a lot of teasing. Then the oil and even more teasing between the legs and stroking my nuts. The towel was barely on at this point so she asked if it was ok to remove it completely. On the flip there was more teasing, but after a couple minutes she started to talking to the other girl in the hall. She said she'd be right back and placed a towel on my crotch to cover my erection.
When she returned she started a chest and shoulder massage and then said "just massage today, I'll give you $20 back" After a little bit of my "what the fuck" questioning, I just dressed and left.
This isn't the Angel I remember--has anyone else had similar experience?Is this the Angel on huntington?
LngTimeMongr
01-07-22, 15:47
You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058
This is the main joint in north Hollywood.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438
Eve is good looking but could not stroke a cock to save the las Vegas raiders playoff hopes. She gets good reviews because guys are simps. Keeley there looks promising.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995
If you are willing to drive to Compton, this one is on Rosecrans and central, incredible body, likes to have her pussy licked, but must stroke big black cocks for her main gig, because she is not loving and slow as needed for a penor like mine.
I would stay the fuck away from any Asian MP near downtown for fear you may be committing elder abuse.The one for compton. What was damage for her?
PriscillaM
01-07-22, 18:30
The one for compton. What was damage for her?I do not recall. You can ask her.
PriscillaM
01-07-22, 19:06
So you afflicted types have probably not seen Casablanca as many times as I have, but breaking precedent is kind of fun.
I called up Goldfinger. Obviously my hiatus lasted about a week. The roll call was for shit. Amy (pig), Vanessa (hog), Selena (rhino), Katie (uknown), Yuki (drek).
So I took wilshire home from my vons. I passed wharf and called. No answer, but in a precedent breaker, I got a text in English as a fourth language advising they were there but could not get to the phone.
So I call back, and the roll call is Vicky, Kiki, and Nicole. All of a sudden I think that maybe Kiki was the one from Goldfinger that engaged in great mutual masturbation, my finger up her Asian bento box and her hands on my Louisville slugger / Hebrew national.
So I say I will be there in 10 min.
I walk by the front and the crowd at Sasabune eating outside next door looked at me like I was some kind of pathetic loser, even this fat chick eating a shamu size portion of inari figured out why I was walking by. I do not need this kind of tood, so I did something I have never done, I went to the back.
The back of wharf has about as much security as a cooter on fig. The back door was open, there was one car parked there, I think an Audi SUV with a personalized plate of some kind. I knock and Vicky answers. She seems like I have seen her before, kind of that sweaty Asian look with the face about to fall to the ground. Typical 36-40. She lets me in and I walk past the curtain door into the hallway and shows me to a side room along the west wall. I ask who is there, and I see Nicole walk by. Neither gal was wearing a mask, and Nicole seemed like a nice body, but face was questionable. I asked for Kiki, but Kiki was busy, she said it is me Vicky or Nicole.
So I say I want Nicole, but first I did something I have not done in some time, I availed myself of the can. Boys, let me tell you, I have clinical urinary and bowel problems and have been to almost every public shitter in l. A. This one is in the top 10%. There are several types of soap, the floor is cleaner and devoid of any wear like a Le bron book journal. It smells nice and this was even after a previous monger (some scrawny Asian kid in a mask) used it.
So I relieve myself (#1, I am not a homonid), and get back into the room. I had given Vicky 60 bucks for the hour. I get naked face down and Vicky comes in. I got pretty assertive and told her she was butt ugly and I want Nicole. So then she got Nicole.
What then proceeded was a 45 minute very relaxing cock work session. Nicole wore a mask and would not take it off. She asked me if I was there before and I said I saw Mia. She asked soft or hard, I said soft, she said thank. She shoved the towel between my ass and legs and did a very soft and loving full body rub.
After about 15 minutes of that horseshit, she started a prolonged tease of my enormously stressed out ball sack. It was 5 minutes of her poking at my sack like a Hampton tomato at a roadside stand in Montauk.
And then I a great break from precedent, she did not stop the ballet to get a towel. She simply instructed me to turn over. She was wearing gray yoga pants and a kind of green sweater and a mask. The room was very dark. I was all over her ass over the clothes and the small over her back nude. The sweater was a crop top job.
She massaged my front and then went for the shlong. She never did any thing remotely like a hammer stroke. It was all slow motion. I had her move from my side to face me. She did not take off a stitch of clothes and would not even take off the mask. She commented only three times about how strong my rod is. So, not overkill.
She did not complain about the time, and I made it to the 45 minute mark, so about 22 minutes of penile manipulation.
I let loose a block buster nut and she cleaned me off. I left 100 as a tip.
If any of you know about Kiki at wharf or more about Nicole, please advise.
FishyHunter
01-07-22, 20:53
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Can I ask kind of a weird question? I'm going to be direct.
I have not historically used RRatings and similar sites because the prospect of independents scares me. Specifically, the prospect I'll show up and badge will be flashed at me ("surprise! This is a sting! Storefront massages, for all their shortcomings, provide plausible deniability ("I was just here for a massage. This is a publicly enterable storefront and I had no knowledge they do anything but massages here. " Just being honest.
If you go beyond the aamp / lamp setups, how do you know you're not being set up? Not even just LE, but also to be mugged or something?
You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058
This is the main joint in north Hollywood.
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438.
PriscillaM
01-08-22, 16:56
Can I ask kind of a weird question? I'm going to be direct.
I have not historically used RRatings and similar sites because the prospect of independents scares me. Specifically, the prospect I'll show up and badge will be flashed at me ("surprise! This is a sting! Storefront massages, for all their shortcomings, provide plausible deniability ("I was just here for a massage. This is a publicly enterable storefront and I had no knowledge they do anything but massages here. " Just being honest.
If you go beyond the aamp / lamp setups, how do you know you're not being set up? Not even just LE, but also to be mugged or something?Your concern about plausible deniability are overbaked. That whole phrase went out the window when the "emails" about iran contra were uncovered after being deleted.
First off, if you want to see an indie, pay attention to this board. I myself have driven to locations where the last time a white man was there was when leif erickson sailed there to scout handjobs. I have never been remotely near a bust. I am truly unaware of any monger being busted by a guy going into an apartment trick pad. I think I have heard of hotel busts, but since FOSTA has driven online shit mostly underground. To such a degree that you rarely hear about prostitutes being busted.
So, I am not saying it does not happen, but if a bust happens to you, that is a problem.
I just recall there was a guy visiting the pearl pad in west l. A. To see this latina with huge tits. He reviewed her and did not get up all on the tits because "she might be LE" - if you are with a known gal at a known pad, she is not LE.
If you want me to take one for the team, I will.
FishyHunter
01-08-22, 22:26
Check for previous reviews from different forums or users.
Can I ask kind of a weird question? I'm going to be direct.
I have not historically used RRatings and similar sites because the prospect of independents scares me. Specifically, the prospect I'll show up and badge will be flashed at me ("surprise! This is a sting! Storefront massages, for all their shortcomings, provide plausible deniability ("I was just here for a massage. This is a publicly enterable storefront and I had no knowledge they do anything but massages here. " Just being honest.
If you go beyond the aamp / lamp setups, how do you know you're not being set up? Not even just LE, but also to be mugged or something?
I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:
Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.
Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?
Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.
Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.
Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.Where is this Angel spa?
FishyHunter
01-09-22, 11:55
I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:
Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.
Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?
Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.
Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.
Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.Michelle was pretty hot here too. I didn't know they had a staff change. Did they change ownerships?
The burger joint in the same mall seems decent too.
Fair enough.
I've been wanting to get into the KGirl game. The girls seem much hotter and younger, unless people exaggerate the truth on the internet, which never happens of course.
You know how to get into that game? My understanding is you can't just call and make an appointment. They need to vet you somehow.
Your concern about plausible deniability are overbaked. That whole phrase went out the window when the "emails" about iran contra were uncovered after being deleted.
First off, if you want to see an indie, pay attention to this board. I myself have driven to locations where the last time a white man was there was when leif erickson sailed there to scout handjobs. I have never been remotely near a bust. I am truly unaware of any monger being busted by a guy going into an apartment trick pad. I think I have heard of hotel busts, but since FOSTA has driven online shit mostly underground. To such a degree that you rarely hear about prostitutes being busted.
So, I am not saying it does not happen, but if a bust happens to you, that is a problem.
I just recall there was a guy visiting the pearl pad in west l. A. To see this latina with huge tits. He reviewed her and did not get up all on the tits because "she might be LE" - if you are with a known gal at a known pad, she is not LE..
Yes, this is the spa on Huntington. It's been a reliable spot in the past, but not the other night. What gives?
Is this the Angel on huntington?
PriscillaM
01-09-22, 18:27
Fair enough.
I've been wanting to get into the KGirl game. The girls seem much hotter and younger, unless people exaggerate the truth on the internet, which never happens of course.
You know how to get into that game? My understanding is you can't just call and make an appointment. They need to vet you somehow.First off, I would encourage you to not use the k girl option. The pictures are all fake, the mongers are all completely beholden. Kind of like our media. Instead of having a state run media, we have a media run state. Read the reviews and set your expectations completey to zero.
That being said, if you want to joint the NPC crowd, you need to get an in with the bookers. I cannot speak with expertise on whether joining humaniplex / here are our server logs mr. Us attorney will help you. There apparently is an asian tranche at that travesty. To get in, you should just start mass texting all of them. They will want your I'd. Do not even bother to argue out of it based on your employment with the CIA, FBI, cleveland browns, or kroger. You have to give them your I'd. I think I texted like 6 of them and only got responses from two. It was I think ktwownescort, sweetasiangem and now I get texts from 2pop.net. Once you get a green light, you will be given the address of a building in k town with no parking or a building on sawtelle in west la where the bedroom carpet has burn marks from the traction of monger's bare feet.
You will then either do what I did, give a great review about how fun it was to shower with an asian woman that looks like she came over on the mayflower, hoping that the next girl will be better. At some point you will just give up. The only excpetion ever was this girl at parkasian in 2006 who was actually from roanoake or norfolk virginia.
Fruit Cake
01-09-22, 18:45
Anyone got a good MP spot that has pretty latinas?
Jude Bright
01-09-22, 19:57
Fair enough.
I've been wanting to get into the KGirl game. The girls seem much hotter and younger, unless people exaggerate the truth on the internet, which never happens of course.
You know how to get into that game? My understanding is you can't just call and make an appointment. They need to vet you somehow.The verifying process is not that hard and I appreciate that they have alternatives other than references. Just moved to LA from a dry land and is relatively new in this area. Contact lakangels and was asked to provide name, age, race, phone number, and 2 references.
As I do not have recent reference, I was asked to provided Humaniplex handle, and a login screen shot, and a photo taken in the day with date on the photo, then they let me in and made the first appointment.
Enjoy.
PlayerN818
01-10-22, 10:45
The verifying process is not that hard and I appreciate that they have alternatives other than references. Just moved to LA from a dry land and is relatively new in this area. Contact lakangels and was asked to provide name, age, race, phone number, and 2 references.
As I do not have recent reference, I was asked to provided Humaniplex handle, and a login screen shot, and a photo taken in the day with date on the photo, then they let me in and made the first appointment.
Enjoy.Wow. That's a lot of info for a hobby best kept anonymous.
Wow. That's a lot of info for a hobby best kept anonymous.Yeah. I'm there too. It's in their interest to maintain discretion and confidentiality. But it's also in their interest to cooperate for a lower sentence and turn over all their records. I don't think I'll be giving anyone my personal info and a record of my indiscretions.
So. Back to the aamp hag shack lottery I go.
FishyHunter
01-10-22, 12:35
Yeah. I'm there too. It's in their interest to maintain discretion and confidentiality. But it's also in their interest to cooperate for a lower sentence and turn over all their records. I don't think I'll be giving anyone my personal info and a record of my indiscretions.
So. Back to the aamp hag shack lottery I go.I have to agree with you on this one. I'm even hesitant to pay MP girls via electronics payments. Hence they have my cell phone number and real name and usually what follows with that is a picture of you on their phone. If LE ever gets a hold of that phone they will be making a phone call to you or me or anyone else on her phone for a statement and bank records.
Christophe1
01-10-22, 22:41
Fellow Massage Lovers.
Who was that guy that visited a West side location on Sunday and interrupted my lunch? Gilfy said that you requested for me to be the first of the day to run the front and back course. Just want to say, thank you! She said, you like to hear what's going on, so we did the PSE and I got all a-hole in 1. Left it creamy for you. I didn't know the old gal had it in her. We literally banged the massage table across the floor as I tested the front and back course repeatedly.
Hope it helped.
PlayerN818
01-11-22, 11:57
I have to agree with you on this one. I'm even hesitant to pay MP girls via electronics payments. Hence they have my cell phone number and real name and usually what follows with that is a picture of you on their phone. If LE ever gets a hold of that phone they will be making a phone call to you or me or anyone else on her phone for a statement and bank records.Call me paranoid (Okay, You're paranoid!) but:
Data base hack? Something happened to one of the girls and there is an investigation?
Cash, masks, and a worry free drive home.
LAKoreanMonger
01-11-22, 16:06
Anyone got a good MP spot that has pretty latinas?I have had disinterested sessions with Latinas in the area, they don't usually seem to care.
Looking for the best spot to get a decent massage and a HJ. My expectations are pretty low as it will be first time so looks don't matter too much since I'll be excited as fuck. Noob friendly places?
Thanks!
Looking for the best spot to get a decent massage and a HJ. My expectations are pretty low as it will be first time so looks don't matter too much since I'll be excited as fuck. Noob friendly places?
Thanks!You'll understand when you go your first time, but with your expectations literally anyplace will do. These places are largely interchangeable or this forum wouldn't exist? Pick a place with an awkward sounding name, a neon Open light out front, and a holding area up front that someone has to unlock to get to the massage rooms. Strip naked and put the towel on yourself. And just wait for the words "turn over. ".
PlayerN818
01-12-22, 13:06
You'll understand when you go your first time, but with your expectations literally anyplace will do. These places are largely interchangeable or this forum wouldn't exist? Pick a place with an awkward sounding name, a neon Open light out front, and a holding area up front that someone has to unlock to get to the massage rooms. Strip naked and put the towel on yourself. And just wait for the words "turn over. ".To add to this excellent advice:
Don't lie. If they ask, yes, it's your first time there. You don't have to say first time ever, just first time there.
A gentle caress on her leg will help put her at ease, and let her set the pace for the session.
Book the thirty min. If they only offer an hour, or try to upsell, walk.
Bring. 6 for HJ. That should be good if that's all you are after. You may get some negotiations about upper or lower access, and, like the rest of us, you play that by ear.
Deep breaths, because you're going to be nervous as fuck.
Good luck.
To add one more thing to all this excellent advice: The cheaper the sign out front, the more accommodating the place. If they have a fancy, illuminated sign, with a custom logo and the name of the spa, it is more likely to be legit. The best places are the ones with the simple "Massage" sign on the building, or even better, a canvas / vinyl sign, held on by grommets. It's pretty much an open admission that they expect to be shut down. Best of all are the places with no sign at all. Maybe just decals on the glass windows. An amazing place I once went to in Chatsworth had no sign at all. You had to know it was there. The windows were blacked out with film. I don't think they lasted six months, but it was fun while it lasted.
To add to this excellent advice:
Don't lie. If they ask, yes, it's your first time there. You don't have to say first time ever, just first time there.
A gentle caress on her leg will help put her at ease, and let her set the pace for the session.
Book the thirty min. If they only offer an hour, or try to upsell, walk.
Bring. 6 for HJ. That should be good if that's all you are after. You may get some negotiations about upper or lower access, and, like the rest of us, you play that by ear..
Haha! This is also true and makes me realize how much social context you pick up in this hobby. Unspoken rules and procedures. And there are so many more.
Those signs on the wall say no illicit offers are laughable.
You will meet many girls named Coco. That is not their real name.
You will occasionally misjudge a place as a rub shop when it's legit and you'll feel bad. They will be fine. The last time somebody made this mistake was like five minutes ago. They probably even wonder if they should just take the money.
You will be disappointed in the quality of provider. Repeatedly. Both looks and attitude. Surprise: in this business Yelp is not a thing.
Speaking of which, bad Yelp reviews means it's a tug shop.
To add one more thing to all this excellent advice: The cheaper the sign out front, the more accommodating the place. If they have a fancy, illuminated sign, with a custom logo and the name of the spa, it is more likely to be legit. The best places are the ones with the simple "Massage" sign on the building, or even better, a canvas / vinyl sign, held on by grommets. It's pretty much an open admission that they expect to be shut down. Best of all are the places with no sign at all. Maybe just decals on the glass windows. An amazing place I once went to in Chatsworth had no sign at all. You had to know it was there. The windows were blacked out with film. I don't think they lasted six months, but it was fun while it lasted.
PriscillaM
01-12-22, 20:21
Looks like their yelp reviews are truthful.
HexenDuction
01-13-22, 01:30
The best spas do not have a MMS directing traffic. Shops with a "next provider up" honor system are generally the most "open". M&A in Downey, Smile on Santa Monica Blvd, and I'm assuming Chen's, are exceptions. There was a place in San Pedro called JJ Accu Care that slid all the way down the greased pole to hell, going from a HJ shop to a Full Service shop where bare services became available (to me, at least)!
Haha! This is also true and makes me realize how much social context you pick up in this hobby. Unspoken rules and procedures. And there are so many more.
Those signs on the wall say no illicit offers are laughable.
You will meet many girls named Coco. That is not their real name.
You will occasionally misjudge a place as a rub shop when it's legit and you'll feel bad. They will be fine. The last time somebody made this mistake was like five minutes ago. They probably even wonder if they should just take the money.
You will be disappointed in the quality of provider. Repeatedly. Both looks and attitude. Surprise: in this business Yelp is not a thing.
Speaking of which, bad Yelp reviews means it's a tug shop.
Yeah. But shops with no MMS are also the ones where your provider is always interrupting your massage to answer the phone or deal with a customer in the lobby. Every time you hear the motion activated bells up front you know you're going to be sitting in the room awkwardly for like 2-3 minutes.
The best spas do not have a MMS directing traffic. Shops with a "next provider up" honor system are generally the most "open". M&A in Downey, Smile on Santa Monica Blvd, and I'm assuming Chen's, are exceptions. There was a place in San Pedro called JJ Accu Care that slid all the way down the greased pole to hell, going from a HJ shop to a Full Service shop where bare services became available (to me, at least)!
Many years ago, under a different user name, I wrote a list of observations about AMPs. Much of it still holds true. Priscilla also has a list that is pretty good (stuff like "never accept the water".
Here are a few that I remember:
- Always get naked.
- Don't even put the towel over yourself.
- Lie face down. (Face up looks like you're either trying to hard, or entrapment.).
- Always ask for 30 minutes the first time.
- If she asks, hard, medium or light: Always light.
- If she asks, "What do you want?" it's a full service place.
- Don't go to a full service place and ask for a handy. They want to make 100+ per customer, and you are wasting their time, so they will rush you.
- If you leave your hands over the edge of the table, and she doesn't avoid them, but brushes against them, you will get at least an HJ. If she picks up your arm and moves it, she doesn't trust you yet.
- Bring exact change.
- This has changed recently, but in the SFV, it used to be that places that charged 40 for 30 were HE places. Places that charged 50 for 30 were FS places. However, there are a lot of FS places in SGV that charge 30 for 30. Since Covid, this has all gone wacky.
- Don't haggle too much. If a girl says the expected tip is 160, and you work her down to 100, do you really think you are going to get good service? You don't have to give the first number requested, but if you do, you are more likely to get the service you expect. UNLESS, the request is outrageous. Then she is just trying to squeeze you, and will take you for a rube.
- Always take the shower, when offered one. If you go to a place where showers are not offered, shower before going if you can. You will get better service.
- Be friendly. Smile to mamasan and your provider. Don't be grumpy, stressed and weirded out. They get that all day. Put out good vibes, and you will get good service. If you act like a nervous teenager about to lose his virginity on meth, do you think they will warm up to you?
- Don't walk into an AMP broke, or with the exact amount of change. Take a little extra, for those special situations when something magic happens and you wish you had a few extra bucks. I used to walk into an AMP with exactly $80. That's stupid. Always have an extra 100, even if you hide it in your shoe.
There were a lot more, but this is the gist of it.
By the way, many years ago, I went to an AMP three times. I got Bebe, Cici, and Deedee, in order. Next time I went back, I wondered if I would get Fifi, or maybe just E. Nope, I got Luna. Never a Coco though.
I was reading Yelp reviews for a known FS shop recently. Most were horrible. I figure they intentionally give bad service to scare away civilians. People were complaining about being asked for a $15 tip, shorted for time, etc. Of course. When the providers can earn $100 tip in the same amount of time, why would they want to do a legit rub? You would think they would just say they were fully booked, but maybe that doesn't work if the next person who walks in is admitted (They could always say they had an appointment?) That was in the SGV. I don't think AMPs in the SFV have that problem.
Haha! This is also true and makes me realize how much social context you pick up in this hobby. Unspoken rules and procedures. And there are so many more.
Those signs on the wall say no illicit offers are laughable.
You will meet many girls named Coco. That is not their real name.
You will occasionally misjudge a place as a rub shop when it's legit and you'll feel bad. They will be fine. The last time somebody made this mistake was like five minutes ago. They probably even wonder if they should just take the money.
PriscillaM
01-13-22, 20:33
1. never accept the water. Agreed.
2. Always get naked. I almost entirely agree, I think once in a while, most recently when I fucked that rodtong girl, I kept my boxers on. If you are squeamish and it is a new place, you might not want to expose your fanny.
3. Don't even put the towel over yourself. This I violently disagree with. These places pay good money for laundry services and just lying naked face up is a little forward. I have no problem with having the towel on. If you by accident got a girl who is legit sort of. Her seeing your crack upon entry may be a turn off. A little mystery please.
4. Lie face down. (Face up looks like you're either trying to hard, or entrapment.). I violently agree. I have been to goldfinger a million times. Lying face up means you have a sex addiction problem.
5. Always ask for 30 minutes the first time. Ambivalent about this one, kind of like watching le bron drive off a cliff in my brand new mercedes. I do not think that getting fucked out of an extra 20-40 is a big deal, but if you would be pissed having paid for an hour for no monkey love, then by all means, go for the 30 the first time. For me, it is not remotely possible anymore for me to get off in 30 minutes.
6. If she asks, hard, medium or light: Always light. Maybe it is my upbringing, but I say medium. If it is too hard, then I send a cautionary memo. Asking for soft upfront, unless you know the girl, I think, is kind of degen.
7. If she asks, "What do you want?" it's a full service place. Are we in 2003 here? I have not been asked what I want in the last 10 years. Any girl who asks that should be immediately take a phoenix university course in sex work. She has to put her hand on your cock. Then she can say. What do you want. But that is not indicative that it is full service. I have not been asked that question without a hand on my cock in a decade.
8. Don't go to a full service place and ask for a handy. They want to make 100+ per customer, and you are wasting their time, so they will rush you. I agree with this and it is the type of precise analysis that I desire. If you go to 8155 and get only a handjob, you are probably homosexual.
9. If you leave your hands over the edge of the table, and she doesn't avoid them, but brushes against them, you will get at least an HJ. If she picks up your arm and moves it, she doesn't trust you yet. Yes, but you must master the fine art of always grabbing as they get close. It is part of the social contract.
10. Bring exact change. Meh, you can go full goy on this and bring an odd amount. I get change at goldfinger. But I make so much money at von's due to overtime because of this nasty cold going around that it does not matter to me.
11. This has changed recently, but in the SFV, it used to be that places that charged 40 for 30 were HE places. Places that charged 50 for 30 were FS places. However, there are a lot of FS places in SGV that charge 30 for 30. Since Covid, this has all gone wacky. Your dollar figures sound like the kind of doggerel from that poet they are putting on the quarter. The door fee has very little to do with the output, save for 8155 which charges wacky numbers to get in and fuck their stable.
12. Don't haggle too much. If a girl says the expected tip is 160, and you work her down to 100, do you really think you are going to get good service? You don't have to give the first number requested, but if you do, you are more likely to get the service you expect. Unless, the request is outrageous. Then she is just trying to squeeze you, and will take you for a rube. I agree that negotiation is worth it, but be aristotelian about it and gravitate to the mean. If she says 160 and you say 100 and she counters at 140, that is the end.
13. Always take the shower, when offered one. If you go to a place where showers are not offered, shower before going if you can. You will get better service. I really find this to be questionable advice. Some of these places have the hygiene of a covid19 ward in aleppo. I noticed that goldfinger has a shower, and it looks b plus clean, but unless I am going to get a BBBBBBJ, no reason for the waste of water. A table shower is something different entirely. That is mandatory and compulsive if offered.
14. Be friendly. Smile to mamasan and your provider. Don't be grumpy, stressed and weirded out. They get that all day. Put out good vibes, and you will get good service. If you act like a nervous teenager about to lose his virginity on meth, do you think they will warm up to you? OK. A smile and how are you is fine, but asking about the grandkids and shit at goldfinger really gets on my nerves when I hear it.
15. Don't walk into an AMP broke, or with the exact amount of change. Take a little extra, for those special situations when something magic happens and you wish you had a few extra bucks. I used to walk into an AMP with exactly $80. That's stupid. Always have an extra 100, even if you hide it in your shoe. Any man who does not have at least 500 dollars on him in cash at any time is a useless millennial. I have several credit cards I never use that probably have like 50 k limits. Total nonsense. I always, always, carry at least 1 k in 20's and 50's (never hundreds, you get looked at funny).
Fruit Cake
01-14-22, 00:14
1. never accept the water. Agreed.
2. Always get naked. I almost entirely agree, I think once in a while, most recently when I fucked that rodtong girl, I kept my boxers on. If you are squeamish and it is a new place, you might not want to expose your fanny.
3. Don't even put the towel over yourself. This I violently disagree with. These places pay good money for laundry services and just lying naked face up is a little forward. I have no problem with having the towel on. If you by accident got a girl who is legit sort of. Her seeing your crack upon entry may be a turn off. A little mystery please.
4. Lie face down. (Face up looks like you're either trying to hard, or entrapment.). I violently agree. I have been to goldfinger a million times. Lying face up means you have a sex addiction problem.
5. Always ask for 30 minutes the first time. Ambivalent about this one, kind of like watching le bron drive off a cliff in my brand new mercedes. I do not think that getting fucked out of an extra 20-40 is a big deal, but if you would be pissed having paid for an hour for no monkey love, then by all means, go for the 30 the first time. For me, it is not remotely possible anymore for me to get off in 30 minutes.
6. If she asks, hard, medium or light: Always light. Maybe it is my upbringing, but I say medium. If it is too hard, then I send a cautionary memo. Asking for soft upfront, unless you know the girl, I think, is kind of degen.
7. If she asks, "What do you want?" it's a full service place. Are we in 2003 here? I have not been asked what I want in the last 10 years. Any girl who asks that should be immediately take a phoenix university course in sex work. She has to put her hand on your cock. Then she can say. What do you want. But that is not indicative that it is full service. I have not been asked that question without a hand on my cock in a decade.
8. Don't go to a full service place and ask for a handy. They want to make 100+ per customer, and you are wasting their time, so they will rush you. I agree with this and it is the type of precise analysis that I desire. If you go to 8155 and get only a handjob, you are probably homosexual.Take Notes fellas -I think this is great advice -except for carrying over $500 $ most of us don't have that to carry around. I know I don't.
HexenDuction
01-14-22, 01:28
I don't really remember that as a problem. Probably because I usually went early on Monday morning! Or. If I became a regular, the lady would slip me in an hour before normal business hours. Unless all the girls are busy bangin' away, the free agent can handle the door. And, a break in the action can lead to more BBBJ to get things rolling again!
Yeah. But shops with no MMS are also the ones where your provider is always interrupting your massage to answer the phone or deal with a customer in the lobby. Every time you hear the motion activated bells up front you know you're going to be sitting in the room awkwardly for like 2-3 minutes.
The newb who asked the original question is getting a certificate of completion after this course.
Let me add a few more:
RM is like a broken compass. It's kind of directionally right, but leads you astray like 40 pct of the time. Save your money.
Don't ask for service details over the phone. You'll sound like an idiot.
Don't, please don't, be that guy who ends his reviews with "she's a keeper, guys, take good care of her. " Or explains how "she was really into it, or she's an amazing actor. " She had her hand in a circular shape an hour ago, and she will in 20 minutes. And she's good at acting. Know your place.
The bathroom is for emergencies only. Nobody wants you vacating your bowels there.
It's awkward and sucks to say "you're not my type, is there someone else?" You will learn those words are your friends and you'll get more comfortable saying it. Learn to be comfortable saying it. Walk out and you'll be happy you did.
If you have a kink (whatever. You like toes, you want her to call you the pope while she strokes you) pay more. That's just courtesy. The normal rate is for the normal service. Pay more for more and don't make her ask for it.
If she insists on stopping the service so you pay now, right now, never see her again. That's bad manners and should not be tolerated.
Don't leave short water bottles and Chinese candy in your car. It invites questions.
Take Notes fellas -I think this is great advice -except for carrying over $500 $ most of us don't have that to carry around. I know I don't.
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