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OriginalEdStone
11-04-09, 19:13
By a few doors down, do you mean away from the freeway on the same side of the street?
Uh. Wasn't too coy about it. The exact name "Pandora" that appears on the sign on the door is the subject line of my post. I also said it is about an 8th of a mile west of the 2 Freeway on Verdugo Road. I'd have to find the CL ad to get the exact address. But you drive an 8th of a mile west on Verdugo from the 2 Fwy, you're gonna see a Thai Massage place with the name Pandora Thai Massage on the sign on the left side (north side) of the street on a small store front. If I come across the ad again (I don't have time or interest in scanning each days plethora of ads on CL), I'll link it here so everybody will be hip to the ad.
Hell, I'm not even coy about most of the joints I've reported about that are crossing the line with exceptions for places obviously straining to be stealthy operators. I'm not one to believe that the cops are unaware of what goes on in visible MPs offering Acupressure and advertising, or that they can't afford a subscription to another site, MP Reviews or any of the other sites that lay it all out explicitly. Any vice cop monitoring this site for revelations of which operations are ripe for a bust should be fired for not being smart enough to look elsewhere.
When I first came to L. A. From the east coast 25 years ago I had never been to an MP, the internet was in development and not yet commercially available (imagine that one youngsters), and somehow, I still knew where all the joints were between the O. C. And the SFV.
Sorry though for opening up this can of worms.
Sorry for not paying attention to the title. Thanks for the heads up.
Paytoplay88
11-06-09, 22:33
Uh. Wasn't too coy about it. The exact name "Pandora" that appears on the sign on the door is the subject line of my post. I also said it is about an 8th of a mile west of the 2 Freeway on Verdugo Road. I'd have to find the CL ad to get the exact address. But you drive an 8th of a mile west on Verdugo from the 2 Fwy, you're gonna see a Thai Massage place with the name Pandora Thai Massage on the sign on the left side (north side) of the street on a small store front. If I come across the ad again (I don't have time or interest in scanning each days plethora of ads on CL), I'll link it here so everybody will be hip to the ad.
Hell, I'm not even coy about most of the joints I've reported about that are crossing the line with exceptions for places obviously straining to be stealthy operators. I'm not one to believe that the cops are unaware of what goes on in visible MPs offering Acupressure and advertising, or that they can't afford a subscription to another site, MP Reviews or any of the other sites that lay it all out explicitly. Any vice cop monitoring this site for revelations of which operations are ripe for a bust should be fired for not being smart enough to look elsewhere.
When I first came to L. A. From the east coast 25 years ago I had never been to an MP, the internet was in development and not yet commercially available (imagine that one youngsters), and somehow, I still knew where all the joints were between the O. C. And the SFV.
Sorry though for opening up this can of worms.I like the cut of your jib sir...like a laser through the bs.
When I first came to L. A. From the east coast 25 years ago I … knew where all the joints were between the O. C. And the SFV.Generally you want to avoid anything thai.
Look for ads with A+L offered.
Swflaboater
11-12-09, 01:05
Interesting that you mention to avoid anything Thai. Now, let me preface that comment with a note that I (unfortunately) haven't traveled to your fair state of California in about 10 years - used to go all the time on business - but I did travel to the fair country of Thailand a number of times during that period.
In those cases, Thai massages were awsome! However, I realize that times have changed, and maybe since what you get in Thailand vs what is available in our wonderful country are much different - I shouldn't expect what I was used to!
Does that make any sense?
SW
Does anyone know where Luna (formerly of Club La Paz and LAX therapy) is working?
Thanks
I agree. Very few offer anything more than a good legit massage. Once in awhile, you might find one who you can get to meet with you somewhere out side the MP.
Generally you want to avoid anything thai.
Look for ads with A+L offered.
Interesting that you mention to avoid anything Thai. Now, let me preface that comment with a note that I (unfortunately) haven't traveled to your fair state of California in about 10 years - used to go all the time on business - but I did travel to the fair country of Thailand a number of times during that period.
In those cases, Thai massages were awsome! However, I realize that times have changed, and maybe since what you get in Thailand vs what is available in our wonderful country are much different - I shouldn't expect what I was used to!
Does that make any sense?
SW
I just got back from a two week trip to BKK and things are a lot different with the economy the wy it is.Not anywhere near the amount of tourists as before,bars in Patpong the main sex tourist area mostly empty,same with Nana Plaza the other main sex area a four floor four sided building with very few of the many bars still open.The girls are really working you hard for the money and you have to work hard to come up with your own method to cut costs.LOS used to mean Land Of Smiles and now has become the Land Of Scams. Still many fun girls, and things to do.So don't write it off!
Interesting that you mention to avoid anything Thai… Does that make any sense?
SWI'm sure that Thai massage in Thailand is something that many people would call bliss. There's a lot of awesome opportunities available in various locals around the world. I have never been to Thailand. Sure would love to go. Yet this is the usasexguide and not the international version of that same forum. My post was in reference to massage parlors in Los Angeles, MP (AMP or LMP) as we call them here. From my experience here, I don't know a single person or have read a single review of a Thai MP where the ending was in anyway sexual. And I doubt that you'll be getting a slippery massage in a Thai place in Southern California. There's something called a table shower where the massage girl uses her hands to soap up your body while you're lying on a table. Nothing to write home about. Some people like it and some don't. Table showers are available here and there.
. From my experience here, I don't know a single person or have read a single review of a Thai MP where the ending was in anyway sexual.I second Kändi's remarks above. Over a two year period I visited three Thai MPs and didn't get more than a massage at all three places. Although they advertise in LA Xpress, in the "Adult Services" section of the LA Weekley, Craig's list, etc. It's just a come-on.
I don't rule out the possibility that you could get HJ from some accommodating masseuse, but we're not talking about the kind of standard operating procedure you find at your typical Korean AMP where the menu runs from HJs to full service. The odds are against anything more than a message at a Thai MP, and frankly I don't patronize AMPs for just a massage.
Dude, where have yall been? Thai spots on sunset, pico/la brea are all happy ending spots. Some have gotten more. I have my thai spot down in Lomita that has all thai girls and most are HE providers. I think I like thai spots because they pose more of a mystery of what you can get. They are all over.
BUT, that being said. None of them provide the slippery massagi.
I second Kändi's remarks above. Over a two year period I visited three Thai MPs and didn't get more than a massage at all three places. Although they advertise in LA Xpress, in the "Adult Services" section of the LA Weekley, Craig's list, etc. It's just a come-on.
I don't rule out the possibility that you could get HJ from some accommodating masseuse, but we're not talking about the kind of standard operating procedure you find at your typical Korean AMP where the menu runs from HJs to full service. The odds are against anything more than a message at a Thai MP, and frankly I don't patronize AMPs for just a massage.Not entirely true. While there are many legit Thai places, there are those that definitely give HE (read some of my reports). The Chinese MPs are a surer bet though - the only legit Chinese MPs are the really cheap ones.
The other reason I like CMPs is that even the masseuses who give HE give a decent massage, but with Thai it is as if HE means the massage is half-hearted. But even the legit places advertise on CL with suggestive pictures and words. So some research is needed and that is why I am grateful for these forums.
Not entirely true. While there are many legit Thai places, there are those that definitely give HE (read some of my reports). The Chinese MPs are a surer bet though - the only legit Chinese MPs are the really cheap ones...some research is needed and that is why I am grateful for these forums.Thanks Ampor and Dling for the correction. But let me ask you guys if you ever got full service at any of the HE Thai MPs? If so, please send me a private message with address and provider details. Ditto for the Chinese MPs.
The only sure bet full service AMPs I've visited have been Korean.
As for research, trial and error research is too costly for me, and I imagine it's too costly for some other hobbyists as well. So here are the places with NO HE:
The Thai MP on Melrose just east of Western about two blocks.
The place in a mixed use office-retail complex on Pico east of Westwood Blvd.
The one on Sepulveda just south of Culver.
Dude, where have yall been? Thai spots on sunset… provide the slippery massagi.By HE you mean FS or a jerk off ?
I have 3-4 Thai places that I visit and get a great Happy Ending. There are no FS Thai, but sometimes if the girls think that you are marriage material you will get lucky with take out. I think the Thai give the best massages period and the HE is a great bonus. A couple times I've had some great kissers, but haven't found any lately, anyone else?
For FS the Korean or Chinese are the best bets by far, but I don't partake. A couple times I've just caught the girl before she hopped on for a ride. I haven't found any soapy massages in CA, but when I visited Colorado I did get this when a K-girl gave one during the table shower(with her bolt on DD's). I've been trying to get a repeat of this ever since!
Member #5704
11-19-09, 02:14
Prepare to be dazzled. I found the perfect, perfect K girl. Rolled down to Johnny's street and Nancy was off so I asked to meet the new girl. Her name is Hannah. OMFG. She is 5' at most, 90 lbs, perfect enhanced Cs. Karma has smiled upon me. She started with the usual relaxation techniques, then quickly moved to CBJ while I played checked out the kitty. It was clean, trim and looked like new;) After I was ready she carefully, and I mean carefully, started cfs from above. Damn, that was so tight. She had to work pretty hard to get me in. I haven't had anything that tight since I was 15. Moved on to mish and ds, then she climbed back on top. I picked her up, flipped and destroyed her tiny box. I'm not huge by any means, and I'm telling you she could barely take it all the way. I would warn that if you are bigger than average you may have to try someone else. She was the best I've ever had. No competition anywhere. Make sure to get there quick. She said it is her first day at this AMP. IME, things this good don't last long. I'm going back tomorrow.. 5+1.
Member #5704
11-19-09, 02:17
Stopped by Zen this afternoon to see curvy latina Daisy. Not bad probably a 8 looks and 6 performance. Cute but kept her hand down there during cfs. I never can figure out why they do that. 7+120. Too pricey and won't be going back unless the rate gets better.
Pimp Hound
11-19-09, 17:06
Dude, where have yall been? Thai spots on sunset, pico/la brea are all happy ending spots. Some have gotten more. I have my thai spot down in Lomita that has all thai girls and most are HE providers. I think I like thai spots because they pose more of a mystery of what you can get. They are all over.
BUT, that being said. None of them provide the slippery massagi.Hey Ampt, I have been all over lomita and recently no Thai massage provides HE. They do provide a very good sensual massage with coaching. The place i use to go to is now closed. Penn st. I have been to several Thai massage in Long Beach no HE close but no HE. Are the providers spinners 19-25? Pm back Hound.
Bob Delaska
11-25-09, 20:50
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=santa+monica+blvd++los+angeles&sll=34.019454,-118.491191&sspn=0.140289,0.308647&g=santa+monica+los+angeles&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Los+Angeles,+California&ll=34.090772,-118.355239&spn=0.000548,0.001206&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=34.090775,-118.355357&panoid=L3e9eVN8zVzU96etNwNDLg&cbp=12,0.72,,1,-0.3
I've been in twice. During early to mid day. Great viB. Its above the 7 eleven. The first time I got HJ from Sara (?). She let her boobs out, let me have at them. Then when it was time, she sat on my face with no bottoms on and let me touch as I wanted (no penetration, just rubbing. But good stuff)
50 plus 30 tip (I told her previous I had little cash and she was cool with it)
The second time I got another girl (looked just like sara. Damn. I can't remember her name. Sorry. It was a Wednesday. She was there Wednesday at 11am or so) she gave me a BBBJ. She also took off the bottoms and let me rub her tight asshole (she motioned "no sticking my finger in). Good BJ, little teeth tho. She was a little shy so she put a towel over the light. But it was grt. That was 50 +50. She didn't looked thrilled at the 50 but she didn't nego at all. I left happy. This place is a gold mine.
I have passed by this MP a couple times norman/redondo. Seen an ad on CL too has anyone tested this place out?
I have passed by this MP a couple times norman/redondo. Seen an ad on CL too has anyone tested this place out?
R U Serious?
This is a well reviewed AMP.
Hey I got a great idea why not read the reviews!
Greetings guys! I'm new to this whole scene. I went to a massage parlor advertised on CL. It was between Vermont and Westmoreland on James M. Wood. The massage was great and the girl was cute. She touched the head of my member once while massaging my thighs. Has anyone ever been there?
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=santa+monica+blvd++los+angeles&sll=34.019454,-118.491191&sspn=0.140289,0.308647&g=santa+monica+los+angeles&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Santa+Monica+Blvd,+Los+Angeles,+California&ll=34.090772,-118.355239&spn=0.000548,0.001206&t=h&z=20&layer=c&cbll=34.090775,-118.355357&panoid=L3e9eVN8zVzU96etNwNDLg&cbp=12,0.72,,1,-0.3
I've been in twice. During early to mid day. Great viB. Its above the 7 eleven. The first time I got HJ from Sara (?). She let her boobs out, let me have at them. Then when it was time, she sat on my face with no bottoms on and let me touch as I wanted (no penetration, just rubbing. But good stuff)
50 plus 30 tip (I told her previous I had little cash and she was cool with it)
The second time I got another girl (looked just like sara. Damn. I can't remember her name. Sorry. It was a Wednesday. She was there Wednesday at 11am or so) she gave me a BBBJ. She also took off the bottoms and let me rub her tight asshole (she motioned "no sticking my finger in). Good BJ, little teeth tho. She was a little shy so she put a towel over the light. But it was grt. That was 50 +50. She didn't looked thrilled at the 50 but she didn't nego at all. I left happy. This place is a gold mine.I've seen this spot but never been. If you go down a couple of doors on SM east, you will find another spot at 7551 1/2 SM bl. It s on the same side of the street. If you look on the map theres an alterations place right next to a little white door with red letters. This is MOMOS. Its one of my favorite places to go to because the girls are young and very HOTT. The girls can vary from korean, Chinese, japanese and sometimes latinas. They will have everything you want for a buck fitty. If you go enough times you will get a freebie, I think its seven times to be exact.
Pollywave1
12-02-09, 02:11
Back with a new report,
Just came back from AMP on central, in front of the post office.
The thing with this place is that the mamsan takes for ever to just answer the damn door.
At anyrate,. 4 to get in plus small tip. 6 for FS. Nice Asian girl, none rushed. Very petite girl, snow white skin. Started with a light massage and quickly went for a CBJ. Finished with mish and Cow girl. Seems the only rule is you can't really roam too much.
Even though the prices were just right, I was really annoyed with the mamasans lack of attention to the god damn front door. Nice lady though.
Luckystiffy
12-06-09, 17:53
Thanks to Bob, and your report! I'm an infrequent monger, but Bob's report raised my. Curiousity. And I found myself in the WeHo area and had to check this place out!
This was last Monday around 3:30 PM- sorry for the late report, but better late than never. Parked outside the Sev and climbed the stairs to the AMP. Standard open door to a tiny waiting area with a doorbell. I was met by Tila, late thirties asian girl with long black hair slim figure, nice enough face and a nice pair of honest B's in a short black dress. She ushered me into the first room on the left.. 5 for the half and I got undressed. She begins the massage, asking if I've ever had a massage before. She takes her position at the head of the table, taking long strokes down my back, leaving me to stare delightedly between her legs and up that short dress. Shame she had to be wearing panties.
"I've never been here before, but I'm no stranger to massage parlors" I reply, beginning to run my hands up the back of her legs. She gives out a little moan and proceeds to massage my back a little harder. I'm getting the feeling at this point that I've struck gold, and quietly thank Bob for the tip!
After 20 minutes of decent massage with a few teasing touches, she slips out and returns with hot towels. Tila flips me over and after a brief scrub, starts focusing her attention on little' Lucky, with almost too much skill. I have to stop her so the fun doesn't end too soon.
I slide off her shoulder straps and she leans over to present her long, firm black nipples, which I greedily suck while she massages my undercarriage. I decide to try my luck, and start removing her panties, she giggles and resists for a second, but quickly acquiesces as I slide my fingers between her lips. After a few well placed kisses and licks, I invite her to climb up on the table with me. And the fun really begins.
Legs astride my face, she stokes little' Lucky furiously while I feast on her sweet shaved puss. Again, I'm getting too close, so I reach down with my hand and stop her, holding it in my own hand and pointing it towards her face. She takes the hint and I feel her warm wet mouth slide over it. I hold her hips, returning the oral favor, and start teasing her o with my tongue. She begins moaning and sucking hard. It's not long before I'm unloading in her lovely, talented mouth, tongue deep in her star.
After about a minute of panting and caressing, she dismounts, and we start laughing at our naughtiness. She leans down and gives me a big kiss on the cheek and cleans me up.
Getting dressed, I leave another. 5 on the side table, which she seems pleased with. "next time, we'll have even more fun", she says.
As I descend the stairs, back to my car and the real world, I wonder how having even more fun could be possible. Can't wait to find out!
Tila works Sundays and Tuesdays, and the odd Monday.
All the best,
Luckystiffy
Thanks to Bob, and your report! I'm an infrequent monger, but Bob's report raised my. Curiousity. And I found myself in the WeHo area and had to check this place out!
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Tila works Sundays and Tuesdays, and the odd Monday.
All the best,
Luckystiffy
That was a really excellent report! Thanks so much. I don't have the guts to give quite so much detail, but I sure loved reading it.
Mr 60
Well I haven't postedina while, but I have a great trip report!
Took a trip down to above the 7-11. Mamasan escorted me to the first room. Sofia walked in about a 7 in my book! I undress then she asks me to lay down on my stomach. She starts her massage, which is ok and after 10 mins she asks me yes or no to which I answer Yes! I flip and she undresses and the fun begins! 30mins of the best BBBJCIM that I have ever had while I was suckin on her nice breasts! Great time! Total damage was 50+50! Well worth it.
best BBBJCIM that I have ever had while I was suckin on her nice breasts!
Is that even physically possible??
Pinoy Mclovin
12-09-09, 13:30
Is that even physically possible??
he must be a contortionist. LOL .
he must be a contortionist. LOL .
could be that she has very very saggy breasts.
or
She is 15 feet tall
LOL. I wish that were possible! I was feasting on her breasts during the massage LOL and she was closer to 5'1 ft tall then 15 ft LOL well I suggest you try this place out it was a great time.
BenderOver
12-09-09, 19:24
I've seen this spot but never been. If you go down a couple of doors on SM east, you will find another spot at 7551 1/2 SM bl. It s on the same side of the street. If you look on the map theres an alterations place right next to a little white door with red letters. This is MOMOS. Its one of my favorite places to go to because the girls are young and very HOTT. The girls can vary from korean, Chinese, japanese and sometimes latinas. They will have everything you want for a buck fitty. If you go enough times you will get a freebie, I think its seven times to be exact.
Hit MM's last week. It's a small house with some six rooms serving as a mp. Parking in the back is bad, especially if you have an oversized vehicle. Street parking is just as bad, lots of limitations on where, when, what you're driving, etc.
MMS didn't question me too much, seeing how I've never been there. I told her I was there about 6 months ago and saw Michelle (got the name from a previous post). MMS looked at me and said "You want shower too?" "No, I said I saw Michelle." "Table shower?" "No Michelle" "Table shower $70." "Fuck it, no table shower." Handed her the 50 and she stuck me in a room with a fucking shower in it. Great, so I showered anyways. Brenda walks in, kinda tall latina. BIG solid as boulders implants and ass. Ugly like a 6. Rubs my back a little with no tease. So I stuck my hand between her legs right at the wet spot. She gasps and asks me if I've been there before. I said "Not HERE yet" and at the same time stuck a finger in her hole. She gasps again and this time is playing pool with my cue stick. She flips me over, sticks the cover on immediately, and gives me a boring cbj. I get tired of the shit real quick and decide to mount up. She starts in cg on me, we switch to dg, end in mish. I shower up again, leave 1.0 and get the fuck out of town. Here's the numbers:
L - 6 face avg in my book. 6 body avg with lots of implant. I didn't like.
A - 5 Nice girl, but BORING BORING BORING. No GFE at all.
S - 5 BORING.
E - .5 at the door, 1.0 at the deed.
R - Can't recommend. Even saw some pretty tall young looking asian girl walking into another room for someone else. She looked hot, but this place blows. Not returning.
This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!
Hit MM's last week. It's a small house with some six rooms serving as a mp. Parking in the back is bad, especially if you have an oversized vehicle. Street parking is just as bad, lots of limitations on where, when, what you're driving, etc.
MMS didn't question me too much, seeing how I've never been there. I told her I was there about 6 months ago and saw Michelle (got the name from a previous post). MMS looked at me and said "You want shower too?" "No, I said I saw Michelle." "Table shower?" "No Michelle" "Table shower $70." "Fuck it, no table shower." Handed her the 50 and she stuck me in a room with a fucking shower in it. Great, so I showered anyways. Brenda walks in, kinda tall latina. BIG solid as boulders implants and ass. Ugly like a 6. Rubs my back a little with no tease. So I stuck my hand between her legs right at the wet spot. She gasps and asks me if I've been there before. I said "Not HERE yet" and at the same time stuck a finger in her hole. She gasps again and this time is playing pool with my cue stick. She flips me over, sticks the cover on immediately, and gives me a boring cbj. I get tired of the shit real quick and decide to mount up. She starts in cg on me, we switch to dg, end in mish. I shower up again, leave 1.0 and get the fuck out of town. Here's the numbers:
L - 6 face avg in my book. 6 body avg with lots of implant. I didn't like.
A - 5 Nice girl, but BORING BORING BORING. No GFE at all.
S - 5 BORING.
E - .5 at the door, 1.0 at the deed.
R - Can't recommend. Even saw some pretty tall young looking asian girl walking into another room for someone else. She looked hot, but this place blows. Not returning.
This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!
I am really surprised at the bad experience. I have never had a bad experience and I am talking about going back to 2004. In 2005 it was busted (the back parking lot was even featured in a news story about the bust) and I stayed away for a couple of years. I have gone back and always had good treatment with fine ass girls. Maybe it was a bad day.
Hit MM's last week.. This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!Well you can find gems at this place. I did!
If it cost you $10 bucks of fuel to get here, then don't come here. If you live in LA, it's a great place to visit. I had 2 stunners here last year, some of the best providers I ever had. On that stretch of road there're 4 happening MPs. If you don't find what you want, you can refuse and hit the place next door or go to the one next to the hamburger place across the street. If all else fails there's Pine a few blocks west. A lot of providers rotate here. One of the girls I met works one day a week here and two other days each at two MPs in the south bay. The good thing is that you can ask to see the providers. They will shuffle past your door and if you don't see what you want then just move on to BT and do the same.
BenderOver
12-10-09, 11:46
I am really surprised at the bad experience. I have never had a bad experience and I am talking about going back to 2004. In 2005 it was busted (the back parking lot was even featured in a news story about the bust) and I stayed away for a couple of years. I have gone back and always had good treatment with fine ass girls. Maybe it was a bad day.
Maybe it was the latina I had. Brenda. Stay away from her.
When I was dg'ing her, she saw me put my thumb in my mouth and suddenly retreated saying "Don't do that, I don't do it." Fuck she knew I was about to put the thumb up her ass!
Brenda's the lamest cold fish fuck I've ever had. She can't give a bj if her life depended on it. I should have asked for another, but at the time, EVERYONE was busy.
Bender
I've tried a couple Thai AMP's and the ladies were all older. Where can I find ones with pretty young Thai girls? FS not necessary, I can settle for HJ + roaming.
I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.
Some time back, a girl at a massage parlor I went to (I won't say who or where) gave me her phone number and mentioned that she works nights during the week. I am trying to figure out whether or not to take her up on it and invite her to my apartment and if I do so, how to keep from getting in trouble with my landlord. I would appreciate any suggestions.
Lord Steyne
12-12-09, 19:42
Well fellas I was tired of the ATF, as lovely and accomodating as she is, so I went to an AMP here in Hollywood today. All I'll say is it's on SM Blvd; that only narrows it down to 5 or 6. Tipped the MMS up front and picked the girl I wanted between the two that paraded by the door. Once the girl is in the room, if you're friendly, not too pushy but clear about what you want and what you'll pay, and not a friggin' cheapskate, you'll either get it or she'll say no. At that point you just walk away. Get you money back from the MMS and go on the next place. This at least has been my experience, and I've been to several of these places.
The girl was pretty, probably late 20's. Nice smile, nice eyes, friendly. Got BBBJ but no CIM. Overpaid but that builds goodwill for the next time is my theory. Plus WTF it's only money, I'm almost 53 and the lust is petering out (pun intended). Can't imagine I have that many more years left to monger.
Senior Members can pm me for more details if you like.
I guess you have to get lucky at this place. I've been there twice and got nothing more than a HJ. It is probably the only AMP I've ever been to that I did not get FS.
I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.
Member #4870
12-14-09, 01:09
Was out in downtown area last night. (l. A. Live area)
There are so many AMP's in downtown area. (it's not even funny)
Am looking for a good downtown spot, any references out there fellas?
Lord Steyne
12-14-09, 01:25
I've had MP girls over to my apartment without problems. It's no different from any other outcall really, except you already know what to expect in terms of service. As for the landlord, it's none of his/her business. There's no law against inviting guests to your apartment.
Just a listing of a couple of places which have suggestive ads on CL/backpage but DON'T deliver (as in only massage):
Got a Thai massage recently from a 60+ year old woman here:
1925 W. Temple St. #208 (213) 989-1671
The massage was quite good so I am not unhappy at all.
I think the same folks run these too:
13205 Ventura Blvd. (818) 788-4979
11390 Ventura Blvd. #6 (818)506-4927
I had written a review earlier for this. Just consolidating all the unhappy endings in one place:
Ploy Siam (great massage by pretty girl)
2525 8th St
213-769-3930
Just letting people know that quite a few legit MPs try to catch us mongers.
Thanks Ampor and Dling for the correction. But let me ask you guys if you ever got full service at any of the HE Thai MPs? If so, please send me a private message with address and provider details. Ditto for the Chinese MPs.
The only sure bet full service AMPs I've visited have been Korean.
As for research, trial and error research is too costly for me, and I imagine it's too costly for some other hobbyists as well. So here are the places with NO HE:
The Thai MP on Melrose just east of Western about two blocks.
The place in a mixed use office-retail complex on Pico east of Westwood Blvd.
The one on Sepulveda just south of Culver.
I have to agree with Dripper...
Made my way to West Hollywood, down Santa Monica Blvd and was on the lookout for a parlor above 7-11. Found the place and parked in the neighborhood. Walked up the stairs and was greeted by Sarah. Chinese about 30+. Not bad looking but not great either.
Asked me if I’ve been here before, lied and said, “A long time ago.” I don’t think she believed me, but kept it cool. I told her to keep the towel off, but she didn’t obliged. Lame massage. On the flip, I made a point to exposed the boys and she gets the message and lift up her dress. Panties off but wouldn’t let me put in the digits. Started with an oily hj and I motioned for a bj. This lead to a weak attempt at bbbj ( I wanted to cim) but she didn’t partake, finished off with a mechanical hj. I won’t be back so I only tipped $40.
Wished it was a Thai joint. At least if I don’t get a HE I know that the massage will be good.
p.s. I’m still on the hunt for a HE or possibly FS Thai joint in LA. PM me if you can help.
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BP
I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.
Last week, went to the one a block from the 7-11 on Santa Monica, parked in back, rang buzzer and MMS met me. As I was walked to the room, passed by a room with a tight-looking Asian in a leopard skin dress (didn't see her face). As I paid MMS the. 5 I asked for her but she said, "with a customer. " Got Annie, tall (for a Korean), D-cup, mid-20s, OK face and a few extra pounds on her. She was wearing a clubbing outfit, not dressed for a regular massage. She gave me a crappy back rub for a couple of minutes, while I rubbed my hands up and down her legs. She leans over and asked what I wanted, said "everything" and leaves the room for a minute. Came back and got as close to a GFE as I've had in quite a while. Left happy for $.
Funboy2007
12-19-09, 17:46
Called an ad from BP, directed me downtown, south of Staples. Typcial setup,. 5 for entry. Small place, no shower. Got an older k, too old for my taste, but she gave BBBJ and really nice massage and did try hard. Gave her $ for the effort, but will not return.
Jim Delante
12-21-09, 21:24
Never tried this before but gf was out of town and I felt like giving it a shot. Tried a AMP on Lincoln in SM south of SM BLVD because I had heard about someone else having a good GFE type experience there with this spot - should have known better when they listed it as being in Industry and it was in SM (he was an out-of-towner I guess).
Arrived, MMS greeted and was very cordial - much nicer than I expected, actually a little flirtatious which was creepy because she was clearly in her 60s.
.5 for 30 seemed normal. Went into a room -was cold so MMS put on a space heater and told me to get undressed - MMS took my ID and left and I did as I was told, got on the bed face down as I understood I should. No shower. MMS came back for a second to give me my ID back - slapped me on the butt on the way out - very odd.
'Girl' (can't remember name and she clearly wasn't a girl... but yes she was female - that was verified) walks in. Instant disappointment that she wasn't attractive at all. mid-late 30's carrying more than a few extra lbs. Spent first 15 min wondering if I should let this continue or ask to leave early. Gave OK massage, no oil or anything, just dry but decent at what she was doing. Used feet/walked on my back and sorry to say, she wasn't light - luckily I'm pretty strong and she didn't cause any permanent damage.
At first was very respectful with keeping the towel on my backside, then started exposing me more and touching more/flirting.
After 20 min, flipped me over. About 1 minute of half assed chest rub/massage then focused attention below, light touching to HJ. I made the game-time decision to let it keep going, just kept my eyes closed. Went to BBBJ and I gotta say, it was excellent. Nothing near GFE even remotely came into the mix, but she did the job. I let it end quickly and efficiently with CiM. She walked out (actually laughing) cleaned up and came back and cleaned me up.
I tried giving her 2 20s after the fact as a tip and she said "one more" - so all in deal was $
L - 4 (being generous)
A - 6 Nice
S - 7
E - $ all in
R - If looks aren't that important to you and you're not looking for GFE you'll love this spot. If either of those things matter - well it's not for you. I won't be going back.
Jim Delante
12-22-09, 01:51
After educating myself and doing some more research I went to Santa Monica BLVD a block from the 7-11. Went to the one I hadn't heard of from a previous review.
MMS greeted me at the door without having to buzz. Must be a busy time of night because she escorted me right to a room. Very clean and comfy.. 5 was the only option, no hour even offered. Honestly would have taken MMS. She was cute!
Girl walked in, said name too softly for me to really get it. Just asked what I wanted and I paid $ for everything. She left, came back. 10 minute light massage. Competent and pleasant. Told me to turn over. Stripped and climbed on. Total GFE. CBJ and everything I could have hoped for.
Honestly, check this place out. I'm not a fan of implants, which she had, but she made up for that by being in shape, nice, passionate, caring and all around very enthusiastic.
This is def a place I'll return in the future when some extra cash is burning a hole in my pocket.
L: 9 for my expectations at an AMP. 7 for real world standards
A: 10
S: 8
E: 1.5
R: 100% - obviously yours may vary, but mine was nice
Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka. Any of my brethren know of where I can get such delicacy in the area?
BuddhaHead
12-22-09, 22:36
Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka. Any of my brethren know of where I can get such delicacy in the area?
You'll be lucky if you can find any Japanese at an AMP, much less a porn star look alike. You can find some Japanese on ********.
I got a HE from a cute Thai chick from the Fountain location...BUT, and here is the BIG BUT; that girl was a Debbie-Downer. Very quiet, not at all sensual with the hj. Wouldn’t let me touch her and looked disgusted when she was doing the deed. Very bad experience and will not repeat with her. Finished off and left 40.
On the other hand, a couple of days after, same location I got a BBBJ and HE from a much older lady. Not a looker by any means but has great tits for her age.
Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka...As already noted, you won't find any Japanese girl working in an AMP these days. However, there are a couple of J-girls that fit the bill working in-call, but you'll have to pay premium for the service.
Member #4870
12-30-09, 04:12
Entertaining a few friends in town on holiday break.
They want to be taken to a hostess club.
Can anyone recommend a good hostess club in Los Angeles?
Thanks
Sorry to report that my "go to" spot in DT LA is done. Have not seen their ads for a week or so, and when I drove by on 7th, the logo was taken off the door and the place seemed shuttered. Sigh.
I am surprised that with the concentration of market in the DT area, AMPs don't prosper more down here.
Bad news with which to begin the New Year.
Guys,
I'm from the UK and have experience in Massage Parlours there, but not in the US yet
Im in Torrance, CA for a week only
Where is the best place to get a good time for low cost?
(prefer close to Torrance but not essential)
Thanks
Guys,
I'm from the UK and experienced with UK parlours but have never been to a parlour in the US.
I'm in Torrance, CA for a week so am looking for recommendations.
Where is the best place to go for a good time at a good price (prefer near Torrance but not essential)
Thanks
If they're inclined to pay a door fee, drinks and clock time just to chat with pretty girls but without mileage, the classy place is Louise's Starlight.
Heard you can bring your own liq. Too.
They'll be horny when they leave, though.
Entertaining a few friends in town on holiday break.
They want to be taken to a hostess club.
Can anyone recommend a good hostess club in Los Angeles?
Thanks
Used to go to this AMP in Cudahy only to see a latina provider Selena who apparently moved on. PM me if you know where. She's always been a good experience.
Marble Brains
01-13-10, 14:02
All of the girls at this club are available for takeout if they have been there for a while. However, if you are a new face don't be surprised if everyone treats you with suspicion when it comes to mileage.
If your friends are into mileage at take them to Club Fantasy. It strikes a nice balance between being upscale (for a legit hostess club) and mileage.
It is located on on 4th street between broadway and hill.
I don't mean to be rude!, but isn't this the "Massage Parlor Reports" room?
Let's try to be more organized, so that will be easier for all of Us to undestand!
Hey, "no offense "Marble Brains"!
All of the girls at this club are available for takeout if they have been there for a while. However, if you are a new face don't be surprised if everyone treats you with suspicion when it comes to mileage.
If your friends are into mileage at take them to Club Fantasy. It strikes a nice balance between being upscale (for a legit hostess club) and mileage.
It is located on on 4th street between broadway and hill.
I just discovered this. World (that's what it feels like a new world opened up for me.) and I'm sure I'm going to be here for a while. I've been lurking the past hour reading peoples success stories picking up on a few things fast learning noobs like me are supposed to pick up on and I'm diggin it. I've been on CL and backpage with absollutely no luck with anything the last two months (came close today tho) and this is just what I needed.
I still am but a padawan and have much to learn from you jedi masters haha.
1) What should I do/say/expect upon opening the door of a parlor?
2) During a massage am I supposed to make a move first, to let her know I'm interested in what else is on the menu or will they think I'm rude and kick me out?
3) Can anybody point me in the direction of a good place to go for my first time. Anywhere in La is cool because I take the bus, but downtown or hollywood would be great.
Thanks for helping this monger in training.
I just discovered this after months of NO sucess with CL and backpage and I'm fascinated with taking up this new hobby, trying to learn everything by reading all the posts and success stories but this padawan still has much to learn from you jedi masters.
1) what should I do/say/expect upon entering an AMP?
2) Do I have to make a move first to suggest I'm interested in the other options on the menu while I'm being massaged?
3) Could you recommend me a good place to go for my first time. Perferably K-mp over thai, and preferably not too pricey. Anywhere in la is cool because I take the bus but it would be awesome if there were any good ones near downtown or hollywood.
Thanks for helping this monger in training.
I didnt see my first post and thought I hit preview instead of send.
An honest noob mistake. Sorry.
I imagine there are latin girls in most of the non asian massage places. What place you guys recommend?? I usually like the girls that came to the U.S. from latin america. Thanks
Olderguy10
01-17-10, 22:27
I have been lurking around this site for over a year, but this is my first post. Since I enjoy the site I though that the time has come for me to share some of my knowledge on the L. A. AMP scene. I have four AMP's to report on, but since I am a new poster I wanted to share some information on myself before I share the information on the AMP's. First of all, I am an older guy. What I want out of an AMP is different than most of the posters. My primary interest is getting a fantastic full hour massage. I also like getting a nice HJ at the end, but I am not interested in any way shape or form of getting any extras beyond a good HJ. If I get a fantastic massage without a HJ I can be happy. I love getting a good massage on the ass. As a result I avoid any AMP's that requires the customer to wear those ridiculous boxer shorts. I always call first to see what the procedure is. If they mention shorts, I move on to the next one. Most Thai MP's require the shorts, so I avoid these. I have two other pet peeves. I want to have clean sheets. During my travels I realize that many if not most of the sleazy AMP's do not change the sheets between customers. Also I want the undivided attention of the provider during my massage. If she leaves the room to attend to the phone or front desk, I will not consider returning to that establishment.
After some trial and errors during my learning cycle, I now only go to the AMP's that offer a one hour massage only. I avoid the ones that advertise the ½ hour rate. A good full body massage can not be given in less than an hour. The AMP's that offer the 30 minute massage are typically the R&T places. You may get a HE, but the chances of getting a great massage are usually slim and none. If you go to the one hour places, then the chances of getting a great full body massage is pretty good.
One more comment on my views. Since I am an older guy, I don't mind getting a massage from some of the older providers that are in their late 30's or mid 40's. Typically I find that the older ones give better massages than the young one in their 20's. I don't like them over weight no matter what age they are. I usually get a massage about every six or eight weeks. I can't afford to go more often and I don't want it to become an addiction, so I keep to my schedule.
OK – now down to business. I have four AMP's to report on. Two of them are R&T joints. One is semi-legit, and the verdict is still out on the forth, but it may be totally legit.
Olderguy10
01-17-10, 22:30
My first report is on the AMP on Washington Blvd across the street from the 99 cent store. Another poster gave a report on this place in Nov 2008, but I have my own report. This place advertises regularly on CL. They use to offer a $10 coupon, but no longer. I believe the rates now are $. 6 hr or $. 4 ½ hour. I was horny for a HJ and I knew I would get one here, so I made a call. It is a small AMP with about 3 or 4 rooms. The rooms have accordion doors. My provider was a young spinner. I don't remember her name. She pointed to a room and I went in and started undressing. I had just taken off my final article of clothing, when the provider walked in without knocking while I was standing full frontal. The massage table was the kind that is knee high. I lay down on the table. No drape was used. I did not see any sheet or towel that could have been used for a drape even if a customer wanted one. I got a great back and ass rub. It was very sensual. On the flip, the rub down continued, again without any drape. After about 5 minutes on this side, the provider came out and asked me point blank if I wanted a hand job. I gave the approval and she did her deed on me. It was a great HJ. She did not rush it. I finished off very nicely. Since I had paid for the one hour session, the provider continued with the massage after she had cleaned me up. The rest of the massage was not bad, probably better than you get in most of the R&T places, but not as good as you will get in a legitimate AMP. When the HJ was offered, there was no discussion about the fee or tip for the extra service. When the massage was over, the provider stayed in the room while I dressed. She prepared the massage table for the next monger, but she did not change the sheets. I tipped her $. 4 and she was very happy. Not a bad place for a R&T experience. I will not return, because one of my rules was broken. The provider did leave the room about three times to attend to the front desk and this is a show stopper for me.
Olderguy10
01-17-10, 22:34
On Washington Blvd between Lincoln and the 405, there are at least four R&T AMP's that I know off. I previously reported on one. Here is a second report. This one has a Washington Blvd address, but the entrance is located on the side street Purdue across from the DMV in Culver City. They advertise regularly in LAW and do offer a $10 coupon. I called first to get the lay of the land. I was told that two providers were available. The door was locked and I had to ring the bell to gain entrance. The mamasan greeted me. I paid for the one hour (a big mistake). The mamasan led me to a room in the back. She was older and heavy. I then realized that she was not the mamasan, but the provider. Her name was Coco. I don't mind older providers but I don't like heavy women. I told her that I preferred younger. She then yelled out to Margo. Margo was cute and in her late 20's. I approved of her. I undressed and got under the sheet. The rub down begin. It was sensual from the beginning. Margo kept getting more and more sensual and kept looking for my approval so she could go further along. Eventually she grabbed my soldier and went to town. I popped pretty good. Since I had paid for the one hour, she continued along with the massage which was lame at best. It was apparent that she had no massage skills. She kept looking for guidance on what to do. I didn't even come close to finishing my hour. After about 45 minutes I had had enough. I ended it. Margo stayed in the room while I dressed. She made up the bed without changing the sheets. As in my previous report, there was never any discussion about the tip before the extras were provided. I tipped $. 4 and she was very happy. She held my hand while she walked me to the front door. Because my primarily interest is getting a great massage with the HJ as secondary interest, I will not return here. Because the front door stays locked, I believe that this place may offer extras beyond the basic HJ.
After experiencing the two R&T places that I just reported on, I realized how the system works. Even if you pay for a one hour massage at the R&T joints, the first ½ hour is devoted to the R&T activities and the second ½ hour is the lame massage. The basic R&T goes like this:
15 minutes for the rub.
5 minutes for the tug.
5 minutes clean up
5 minutes wrap-up, get dressed and get the hell out.
And in my case it took me another five minutes to get to Titos Tacos for a gourmet lunch.
Olderguy10
01-17-10, 22:37
I previously reported on two R&T joints. Here is another report, but this place is semi-legit to legit. It is Oceanside Health Center in Venice. They have two locations; one on the Boardwalk and another location on Main Street by the traffic circle. I have never been to the location on the Boardwalk, but I have been to the Main St. Location six times in the past 18 months. They have a web site that has a picture of one of our past presidents (guess which one) with the owner. The place looks sleazy from the street but it is not too bad once you get inside. There is an upstairs and a downstairs. They have about 10 massage areas. Sheets are used to separate the massage areas, so it is not going to be as private as most AMP's are. The upstairs probably is a little more private. The typical provider here is in her 30's to early 40's. The advertised price is $. 45 for a one hour Chinese massage. On the massage table, there will be a sheet that is folded vertically in half. I always get on the table without covering myself. The masseuse will cover me. Every massage I have had here has been fabulous. It is a full hour and the masseuse will hit every part of your body from scalp to toes. The massage is a combination of deep tissue (or medium if you prefer) and standard oil rub down and some stretching also. I always get a good ass rub down here. Once the ass rub was so sensual that I popped on the sheet. Besides this incident I have had two other HE. The clue is when you are on your back and the masseuse cups your privates with the sheet, I think that is the way they hint that the HE is available. Just slide off the sheet and enjoy the finish. I am not going to mention names, because there is turnover. But if you are looking for a great legit message with a possible HE, this place is worth a try. Parking is a problem here. I live walking distance to this place so that is why it is popular with me. All the bus lines (SM blue, Culver City green, and LA metro) have buses that stop at the traffic circle. Like the other reports I did, the HE's I got here was without any discussion of fees. I always tip $. 4 if I get HE and $. 2 for a great massage without HE.
Olderguy10
01-17-10, 22:41
I was reviewing CL a few months ago and I noticed a new ad for a $25 massage, so I though I would try it out. This MP is located on the NE corner of Westwood and Santa Monica Blvd. A name is not used in the CL ad and I don't remember seeing a name on the store front. I walked in and it was very dark. I was greeted by two Asian ladies that spoke very little English. The advertised $25 massage was for the foot massage. The full body massage was $35. That still sounded like a good deal for me. The rooms are fairly private. Some of the material that separates the massage rooms is oriental weave material which may be a little transparent, but since the place is kept pretty dark, I felt private. I would guess that the provider I had was about 40 with a good body and she was cute. I was still in my underwear when she walked into the room. I removed my last piece of clothes with her in the room. The drape was a large bath towel. I lay down on the knee high table and she covered me. I got a fabulous massage that included some great sensual ass work. There was no HE. It didn't matter to me. For $35 it was a great deal for a full body and the sheets were clean. I tipped $. 2.
I recently returned here for a second try. I wanted the same provider but she was no longer here. I was offered to Mimi. Once again I got a great massage and like the first time there was no HE. On the flip I lost the towel and waited for her to redrape me. The only thing I did not like about Mimi is that when she massaged the ass, she did one cheek at a time while the other cheek remained covered. I prefer to have both cheeks massaged together. This time the sheets were covered with a light transparent cover. I assume that this cover is replaced each time. Mimi spoke good English.
I highly recommend this place if you want a great full body Asian massage at a budget price. In fact I prefer this AMP over the one I reported about located on Main Street, because this one offers more private rooms and is a little cleaner and also $10 cheaper. I know I will return here. Maybe if I become a regular the HE will become part of the package.
Since another forum is dead, I have decided to contribute to usg.
1)New Years Eve and as a final "farewell" to the hobby, hit up BT. Got there, asked for a lineup, and chose "MJ. " Mid 20s with a bangin body. Only problem was that she was 6. ' Had a tough time maneuvering both our large frames on that narrow bed but finished the deed and left thinking that that was the end of my mongering.
2)Couple days later, the next thing I know, I'm at J's house waiting to see a nymph I met a few weeks ago. Exchanged pleasantries with "C", showered together and upon entering the room, things got hot and heavy. DFK, BBBJ, and on went the rubber. Pounded her in all the normal positions and was drilling her in mis when I started the 'start and stop' routine as I'm ready to bust a nut. After a few mins she tells me to stop holding back. It was pretty cute of her as she started to valiantly thrust her hips as soon as I stopped. Got tired and exploded.
3)Hit up BT a few days later and once again asked for a lineup. Chose "Y, " who was the hottest of the bunch. Big mistake because as soon as it started getting hot and heavy, I found out that she had one of those curved pussy's. Every position was painful for her so she constantly asked if I wanted to get jerked off. Finally convinced me to finish in mis but as soon as I started unloading, she pulled me away. According to her, we had incompatible dohickeys.
4) Last Tues, wasn't horny at all but decided to visit a place in the south bay. It's in a almost vacant plaza on crenshaw so some of you guys should know what I'm talking about. Enter and choose the asian over the latina they had. I forget her name but she said that I looked very familiar. Anyway, she was extremely friendly but I wasn't in the mood so I just went along. Good service and even though I wasn't expecting to, I got a pretty good O.
5 ****) Hit up J's again and was going to see "C" again but said what the hey and asked for a lineup. "J" and I are cool so when she says she has a new girl, it's money. Got there with the quickness and was kinda disappointed when I first met "G. " As soon as she closes the door, I tell her that I'm going to shower without even looking at her. I'm in the shower when she asks if she should join me. Next thing I know, I'm literally washing every crevice of her body as if it's my own. Find out that she's 22 and that she just began a few days ago. We slowly break the ice and within mins, we're talking intimately like we've been going out for years. Things really clicked with "G" which surprised the heck out of me and my lengthy mongering experience. After giving my backside a thorough slobbering, she whispers for me to flip. She sucks on my man boobs as I'm caressing that t&a. She spends a good deal sucking on my tatas and slowly works downstairs. Her slobbering of the twig and berries seemed new to her at first but she really got the hang of it. Says that she really likes my body as she looks me in the eye and asks if I like to kiss. I'm literally poking a hole in her stomach as she lays on top of me and begins to slowly peck at my lips. Quick pecks slowly became longer in duration which later became full tonguing. Tired of just fondling her ample be cup, I start devouring the jugs when she says that it's making her horny. We're both sad that the rubber has to go on and I'm fucking her like a pornstar. She O's a few times and she asks what she has to do to get me to cum. I tell her that I'm nowhere near cumming and the expression on her face was preciours. Time flies and we both get exhausted. She mentions that time is almost over and that J would be mad at her. I tell her that J is cool with me so I continue to bang her. Soon, J knocks on the door and tells her that she has another guest. She tells me that she has to hurry so I start jerking myself trying to get myself off but to no avail. Says that she really has to go and tells me to wait? She showers, get dressed and leaves. I blow my load as soon as she leaves and am showering alone when J comes to the room and tells me that I would be more that welcome to wait 20mins to resume. Tired as a mofo, decline, pay J G's fee and bone home.
BruceBanner
01-19-10, 07:19
I got a fabulous massage that included some great sensual ass work. There was no HE. It didn't matter to me. For $35 it was a great deal for a full body and the sheets were clean. I tipped $. 2..
I highly recommend this place if you want a great full body Asian massage at a budget price. In fact I prefer this AMP over the one I reported about located on Main Street, because this one offers more private rooms and is a little cleaner and also $10 cheaper. I know I will return here. Maybe if I become a regular the HE will become part of the package.Thanks for the post. Sometimes I just want a good massage and don't always want or need the extras. But, hey, the extras do matter sometimes, and if the therapist is cute/hot, even better!
Nice,
Everything sounds amazing, the only thing on your stories is that you use too many abbreviations, even for those fake names!
Since another forum is dead, I have decided to contribute to usg.
1)New Years Eve and as a final "farewell" to the hobby, hit up BT. Got there, asked for a lineup, and chose "MJ. " Mid 20s with a bangin body. Only problem was that she was 6. ' Had a tough time maneuvering both our large frames on that narrow bed but finished the deed and left thinking that that was the end of my mongering.
2)Couple days later, the next thing I know, I'm at J's house waiting to see a nymph I met a few weeks ago. Exchanged pleasantries with "C", showered together and upon entering the room, things got hot and heavy. DFK, BBBJ, and on went the rubber. Pounded her in all the normal positions and was drilling her in mis when I started the 'start and stop' routine as I'm ready to bust a nut. After a few mins she tells me to stop holding back. It was pretty cute of her as she started to valiantly thrust her hips as soon as I stopped. Got tired and exploded.
3)Hit up BT a few days later and once again asked for a lineup. Chose "Y, " who was the hottest of the bunch. Big mistake because as soon as it started getting hot and heavy, I found out that she had one of those curved pussy's. Every position was painful for her so she constantly asked if I wanted to get jerked off. Finally convinced me to finish in mis but as soon as I started unloading, she pulled me away. According to her, we had incompatible dohickeys.
4) Last Tues, wasn't horny at all but decided to visit a place in the south bay. It's in a almost vacant plaza on crenshaw so some of you guys should know what I'm talking about. Enter and choose the asian over the latina they had. I forget her name but she said that I looked very familiar. Anyway, she was extremely friendly but I wasn't in the mood so I just went along. Good service and even though I wasn't expecting to, I got a pretty good O.
5 ****) Hit up J's again and was going to see "C" again but said what the hey and asked for a lineup. "J" and I are cool so when she says she has a new girl, it's money. Got there with the quickness and was kinda disappointed when I first met "G. " As soon as she closes the door, I tell her that I'm going to shower without even looking at her. I'm in the shower when she asks if she should join me. Next thing I know, I'm literally washing every crevice of her body as if it's my own. Find out that she's 22 and that she just began a few days ago. We slowly break the ice and within mins, we're talking intimately like we've been going out for years. Things really clicked with "G" which surprised the heck out of me and my lengthy mongering experience. After giving my backside a thorough slobbering, she whispers for me to flip. She sucks on my man boobs as I'm caressing that t&a. She spends a good deal sucking on my tatas and slowly works downstairs. Her slobbering of the twig and berries seemed new to her at first but she really got the hang of it. Says that she really likes my body as she looks me in the eye and asks if I like to kiss. I'm literally poking a hole in her stomach as she lays on top of me and begins to slowly peck at my lips. Quick pecks slowly became longer in duration which later became full tonguing. Tired of just fondling her ample be cup, I start devouring the jugs when she says that it's making her horny. We're both sad that the rubber has to go on and I'm fucking her like a pornstar. She O's a few times and she asks what she has to do to get me to cum. I tell her that I'm nowhere near cumming and the expression on her face was preciours. Time flies and we both get exhausted. She mentions that time is almost over and that J would be mad at her. I tell her that J is cool with me so I continue to bang her. Soon, J knocks on the door and tells her that she has another guest. She tells me that she has to hurry so I start jerking myself trying to get myself off but to no avail. Says that she really has to go and tells me to wait? She showers, get dressed and leaves. I blow my load as soon as she leaves and am showering alone when J comes to the room and tells me that I would be more that welcome to wait 20mins to resume. Tired as a mofo, decline, pay J G's fee and bone home.
Familyguy14
01-19-10, 16:22
Hey,
So I've been looking through and reading all these ads all over craigslist and backpage and I don't know which ones are legit. How do I know they offer hjs, bjs, and fs? Are there any that any of you recommend? I'm in the Los Angeles area and I don't mind travelling? Addresses and phone numbers for places would be really appreciated! After a month of working I believe I deserve a nice treat. Hahaha. Thanks in advance! Message me or reply. I'll be checking up on updates.
Thanks
Nice,
Everything sounds amazing, the only thing on your stories is that you use too many abbreviations, even for those fake names!
If this is the same guy from the other site (he goes by kpassman over there), then all his stories are BS. Numerous guys have tried PM'ing for more details and I don't think anybody has received a response. If I'm wrong then my apologies, but answer your PM's KASSMAN, at least for trusted senior members.
Cash Value
01-20-10, 00:00
If this is the same guy from the other site (he goes by kpassman over there), then all his stories are BS. Numerous guys have tried PM'ing for more details and I don't think anybody has received a response. If I'm wrong then my apologies, but answer your PM's KASSMAN, at least for trusted senior members.
Its all true, I was is in the closet watching him. Dont be jealous.
Badvaquero
01-20-10, 04:02
Hi to everyone...First time "reporter" & new member
Recently been to Acupuncture/Massage place of business on Vanowen & Vineland area. Most recent trip was yesterday & they have plenty of young Asian & couple Latina therapists working bet 10am & 9pm. Had excellent time with Monica after usual questions & answer session. If you go, get the 1hr single hand or 30mn double hand special they advertise on CL.
Good luck
Pollywave1
01-20-10, 22:50
Found a new massage parlor on florence within the 200's block just a little east of San Pedro st. Lady who runs the place in pleasant.
Visit is. 5 but I easily talked her down to. 4
There were two girls working, Asian and Latina. Went for the Latina girl, very cute, very curvy. Decent CBJ, took her sweet time, none rush. Then followed up by mish and doggy. Nothing special but the gilr was very nice and pleasant.
Total damage $. 4
This is my first post. I have a question, but I share some info first. With to Lennox Acup in Inglewood. .5 for 30mins. Atmosphere is ok. Windows are covered and place is reasonably clean. Short, thick asian came in. She was beautiful. She didn't shower before hand though. I smelled rubbing alcohol on her chest. That was a turn off. I did her anyway though. Standard far, I don't think I need to go into detail. I tipped her 1.
Now my question. I hear about a 4 hand massage. What does that include and is it worth it. I would really appreciate it if someone could help me out with this and if you could refer me somewhere, it would be great.
Found a new massage parlor on florence within the 200's block just a little east of San Pedro st. Lady who runs the place in pleasant.
Visit is. 5 but I easily talked her down to. 4
There were two girls working, Asian and Latina. Went for the Latina girl, very cute, very curvy. Decent CBJ, took her sweet time, none rush. Then followed up by mish and doggy. Nothing special but the gilr was very nice and pleasant.
Total damage $. 4Please PM the info on this place.
No, not tonight, but last Sunday when these rains began. Spent the afternoon in a sports bar going happy nutz watching my NY Jets move on to the conference championship for about the 4th time in the 48 years I've supported these motherfuckers. What better to top off the ecstasy than an MP exploration?
I've been wanting to check out a place near Normandie and Hollywood Blvd. since its a mile from my digs, and on a rainy night with a buzz, it seemed to be the right choice. They just started advertising on Back Page, L.A. Weekly and XPress as a "new" latina joint. One member here was kind enough to PM me and advise me that it has been around and its at least OK. I called them to verify their location - a LMP peculiarly operating out of a minimall 2nd floor storefront with a name indicating that it would be an AMP - but no A's here. The girl on the phone was English challenged so I told her in Spanish in response to her question as to whether I was coming, that I'd be there in about an hour which was 2 hours before she told me they close. I arrived about 15 minutes early. Pulled into the parking space with a view of the place upstairs, and I could see it was being closed by two very average and older latinas. They locked the door and walked down the stairs and I was happy I had not arrived earlier. I am a latina lover, but not these latinas. They weren't bad, but I'm interested in hot. Sue me!
What now? It's getting late and the rain is coming down good. It seems that all I had left to choose from were from among the slew of joints in West Hollywood along Santa Monica Blvd. I know they are all good with hot girls giving decent service, but they are for rich boys which sadly doesn't include me.
So I thought to "slum" at the place above the 711 where I have not been before. But thanks to reports here, I knew some decent service was available from probably older providers and less pay out expected. BINGO!
On entry a slim and 40ish woman who is well past what may have been a period of excellent attractiveness in her life leads me to a room. Her name is Tila and I'm more than good with it because I recalled a very good review about this woman. So I will settle for great service and happily....especially knowing that Jets are on their way to Superbowl - yes they will defeat the Colts you chalkers.
I was pleased that the hour was only .7 which is only .2 more than hh. The joints a block to the east want .9 or $ for an hour. In the muted light of the room, the sharper contours of Tila's face were obscured, and she looked prettier than in full light. And of course I charmed her and she laughed and smiled and relaxed even though she didn't believe I'd ever been there before, and she looked more than good enough. Her massage technique was very good - both when rigorous and when teasing. Her teasing was what I was needing, and I was hot to finish when I flipped.
She got naked from the waist down, revealing a very nice well preserved tapered body. She's petite of build and it is a sweet looking pussy which I needed to sample a modest taste of. Her skin is soft like that of a younger woman, and her petite ass delightful to the squeeze. She was getting naturally wet - none of that pre-lube preparation that so many of the asian providers install long before the action goes there. So while we kissed and played around, she went from dry to wet as I gently handled her clitoris and inner sanctum. She's handling me the right way too, she's kissing me the right way, and then she drove me nuts tonguing my balls and BBBJ'd me the right way and keeps sucking while I unloaded in her mouth. I couldn't really see this action and I actually thought she probably had performed the condom placement with her mouth, but when she ran out of the room to spit out my foul sports bar flavored seed I realized she had gone the BB route. It felt like BBBJ, but she was talented and the good ones can make a CBJ feel like a BBBJ.
Tipped .8 so still rather hefty damage for me of $.5 as I do most of my MP mongering in cheaper precincts - i.e. lower door charges, but I will always tip .8 for BBBJ if it is a full hour session where I am well attended in all ways. I might return, but I remain addicted to either younger women or paying rub and tug prices if the providers are older. But all in all, a very good experience with Tila.
In Santa Monica for a few days. Is there any AMP's near 2nd street in Santa Monica? That is where my hotel is and I wont have a rental.
Thanks
Tampa Monger
01-22-10, 20:08
Visiting from Tampa. Did my homework and decided the best place to get what I need (BBBJ) would be West Therapy, above the 7-11 on SM. Thank God I had a car while here, but driving in your fair city is a real pain in the ass. :)
Got Sarah, a cute little thing with pretty (but not huge) natural breasts. (I'm not a tit guy, so for me they were perfect.) Excellent massage + BBBJ. I hadn't gotten a nut in days, so it was pretty massive. She let some go in her mouth, and the rest on her beautiful breasts.
I would definitely repeat.
Visiting from Tampa. Did my homework and decided the best place to get what I need (BBBJ) would be West Therapy, above the 7-11 on SM. Thank God I had a car while here, but driving in your fair city is a real pain in the ass. :)
Got Sarah, a cute little thing with pretty (but not huge) natural breasts. (I'm not a tit guy, so for me they were perfect.) Excellent massage + BBBJ. I hadn't gotten a nut in days, so it was pretty massive. She let some go in her mouth, and the rest on her beautiful breasts.
I would definitely repeat.
Just wondering if anyone has had FS with Sarah. It seems like she only likes "man chowder" in her mounth and that's it. She has a great attitude though.
Familyguy14
01-23-10, 20:39
Found a new massage parlor on florence within the 200's block just a little east of San Pedro st. Lady who runs the place in pleasant.
Visit is. 5 but I easily talked her down to. 4
There were two girls working, Asian and Latina. Went for the Latina girl, very cute, very curvy. Decent CBJ, took her sweet time, none rush. Then followed up by mish and doggy. Nothing special but the gilr was very nice and pleasant.
Total damage $. 4PM me this place! I live sooo close.
Please. And thanks!
Leewantsoral
01-23-10, 23:41
I am coming to LA from Philly. In Philly, we have a ton of AMPs and one or two of them have Thai girls. Anyone know if any places were I can find the same thing? Thanks!
I am coming to LA from Philly. In Philly, we have a ton of AMPs and one or two of them have Thai girls. Anyone know if any places were I can find the same thing? Thanks!hey I'm from philly but split my time between east and west coast. Which AMP has Thai girls? The one on walnut on the 2nd floor? I know alot in la with thai girls.
...Is there any AMP's near 2nd street in Santa Monica? That is where my hotel is and I wont have a rental.There's one on Braodway between 6th and Linclon, Oriental 2 (Oriental 1 used to be on 6th St. but closed when the block was re-developed.)
Mongers,
Try This Place In Sunset Wow Wow
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Hi Xxx40 ,
I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...
Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!
Found this girl on MassageAnywhere - there are a few vids of her on the internets wearing bikini bottoms and pasties in public, tarting it all up - so I imagine there is mileage to be had. Her pics are sot and she makes my insides boil. My funds are low though or I would TOFTT - hope someone is up for it.
http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Brooke4U
Reggae Guy
01-30-10, 20:39
I keep seeing this ads for aroma therapy in mid-city. Anybody have any info for this place? I read on another post that some AMP will run racy ads but when you get there, nothing extra is offered or happens.
http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-aroma-therapy-in-la-mid-city-near-downtownand9733/8856720
I keep seeing this ads for aroma therapy in mid-city. Anybody have any info for this place? I read on another post that some AMP will run racy ads but when you get there, nothing extra is offered or happens.
http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-aroma-therapy-in-la-mid-city-near-downtownand9733/8856720I'm also very curious about this one too, don't want to be ripped off, let me know what the deal is with this one.
So yesterday passed by Nancy's place over in Vermont. Its been reviewed here before. Wanted to check her out, but MMS asked if new girl would be okay. I said sure,got naked, and layed on the table. In comes this really cute chick. Great legs and body overall. Didnt go the full 30 but no complaints since I was in a hurry anyway. Light massage then HJ. 60 door/40 tip. Next time for sure I'll go for more.
Hi, everyone.
I am new to this so please bear with me. I took the plunge with an expensive Korean escort on ******** and she was very hot. Young and very willing to please. However it left me very curious as to what else I was missing. So what happened was I finally figured out from this forum that a good place to check out might be an AMP on Johnny Street.
Well, I found the place and when I went inside I got a tall Korean girl in a tube dress. She had an okay face but she seemed very tired and out of it and was very quiet. I don't know her name but she had a tattoo on her rear hip and she also has some serious markings on her arm... I don't know if it's burn marks, a skin condition, or a birthmark, but it's very noticeable. She started off with a BBBJ and I finished by hand. Overall I thought it was kind of a waste of money.
With that said, she told me that I should go to Bebe or Momo in West Hollywood because they have younger girls that I might like. Is this true? How do they compare to the escorts on ********? I don't want to venture downtown and waste my time and money if I could just pay a little more for much better service from someone on ********...
I just discovered this after months of NO sucess with CL and backpage and I'm fascinated with taking up this new hobby, trying to learn everything by reading all the posts and success stories but this padawan still has much to learn from you jedi masters.
1) what should I do/say/expect upon entering an AMP?
2) Do I have to make a move first to suggest I'm interested in the other options on the menu while I'm being massaged?
3) Could you recommend me a good place to go for my first time. Perferably K-mp over thai, and preferably not too pricey. Anywhere in la is cool because I take the bus but it would be awesome if there were any good ones near downtown or hollywood.
Thanks for helping this monger in training.
1 They will ask if you have been there before. Naturally the answer is yes but, it has been a long time. Uusually they will ask who you saw, I make up any generic name like Lucy or whatever.
2 I like to play grab hand on their ass or rubbing the inside of their leg during the massage. The most they have ever done is push my hand away.
3 I dont live in LA but only come there to visit so you will want to read the whole section here. I went to the place above the 711 on Santa Monica but they must have put some older girls in there reading the post I saw. When I went there the Thnksgiving before last there were some good looking girls there. The one I had was blessed with legs from hell, they were tight and toned, quite frankly the sexiest legs I have seen on a woman in a long time. Though I did want the other girl she had that college girl look but, she worked as well.
Interesting. From the ad this seems like the typical CMP. Decent massage with a happy ending with their hands. Maybe some roaming too but not much else. On the other hand, with the latina mps around there might be more.
I keep seeing this ads for aroma therapy in mid-city. Anybody have any info for this place? I read on another post that some AMP will run racy ads but when you get there, nothing extra is offered or happens.
http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-aroma-therapy-in-la-mid-city-near-downtownand9733/8856720
AsianPussy
02-04-10, 13:19
I keep seeing this ads for aroma therapy in mid-city. Anybody have any info for this place? I read on another post that some AMP will run racy ads but when you get there, nothing extra is offered or happens.
http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-aroma-therapy-in-la-mid-city-near-downtownand9733/8856720Do amp girls every look that good? I mean shit, do any amps use real pics in their ads?
Do amp girls every look that good? I mean shit, do any amps use real pics in their ads?
The answer is "yes" once you find the right spots.
BruceBanner
02-05-10, 00:35
The answer is "yes" once you find the right spots.I concur! Pay your dues and you'll eventually find a hottie, gem, diamond in the rough. Just make sure to get her contact info!
Interesting. From the ad this seems like the typical CMP. Decent massage with a happy ending with their hands. Maybe some roaming too but not much else. On the other hand, with the latina mps around there might be more.I never did hit the aromatherapy spots that were in the SFV a few years back, but did read alot of info on them on the SFV thread (2003-2006). Most of the reports were half and half. Some did offer up to full service and others were a missed shot. Maybe they're back and starting out in the city instead of the valley. I would recommend you do some more research on the san fernando valley section so you know what to expect. If they have latinas, could be a good sign for more then what they advertise.
The answer is "yes" once you find the right spots.I concur too. pay your dues and in no time you'll get what you're looking for.
So yesterday, I decided to pass by Nancy's place in Vermont. When I got there something didn't seem right. For the mall there appeared to be three security guards in place. But they were all closer to the massage place than the other shops. That's not so much what bothered me. What did get me thinking, was that there was a guy on the passenger side of a pickup using a cell phone. But he wasn't talking at all for close to 5 minutes and was just staring directly at the place and whoever walked by it. I did decide to go in and another dude came out of the bathroom, before I was able to use it. Got back in the room, undressed, but the chick didn't show up for a while. Did hear talking outside though. So since it felt weird I decided to dress up and leave, I left the woman upfront a 10 from my 50 entry fee. When I got out, pickup truck guy was still there with cell looking at the massage place.
I most likely should have stayed, but the big head won this round.
Kingparlor
02-07-10, 14:59
I'll be in k town next month does anyone have any recommendations for the best amp in k town?
Was in town last week. After a trip to First King I wanted a nice massage. I stopped at a local acu place and really had a great time. Wonderful massage and was treated to the deluxe treatment without leaving a tip before hand. Before I knew it she was all over me. What a nice service and she was pretty.
I left the standard tip for the service and she was quite happy.
YimmieYama
02-09-10, 03:09
It was raining cats and dogs, but I wanted to spend some time with a good massage. I saw this new add for a place called JJ Therapy in Torrance. Off Figueroa St & Torrance Blvd on the 3rd floor. I drove around, it was inside a business complex. You need to take the elevator up and its to the left on an unmarked door. Strange. I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla". I pay her $40 and lay down. No shower. Not that I need one with all the rain. So she starts rubbing me. What a crap massage. After 5 min, she asks me to flip and says. "Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? ". So I say "yeah". She says $40 for yum yum. I interrupt and say "yeah", she continues. And $80 for boom boom. She asks. You want yum yum? I say "yeah". So she starts slurping on me. And I close my eyes. Then SLAM! That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure. So's like. "ooo you like huh? ". I had no breathe left. Then I lost it and came. She gets off my stomach and gets a hot towel. I finally get some air and am dizzy. She only charges me $40 for the ride because I only asked for yum yum. She asks me for my name, I say "yeah". She sort of frowns and says, "you come back? " I say, "yeah". But I won't. I only had to say "yeah" six times and got it all for $80. 00. Not bad, but the girl was ugly. I think she said she only works there 4 days a week when I was regaining conciouisness.
I laughed my ass off reading this.
It was raining cats and dogs, but I wanted to spend some time with a good massage. I saw this new add for a place called JJ Therapy in Torrance. Off Figueroa St & Torrance Blvd on the 3rd floor. I drove around, it was inside a business complex. You need to take the elevator up and its to the left on an unmarked door. Strange. I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla". I pay her $40 and lay down. No shower. Not that I need one with all the rain. So she starts rubbing me. What a crap massage. After 5 min, she asks me to flip and says. "Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? ". So I say "yeah". She says $40 for yum yum. I interrupt and say "yeah", she continues. And $80 for boom boom. She asks. You want yum yum? I say "yeah". So she starts slurping on me. And I close my eyes. Then SLAM! That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure. So's like. "ooo you like huh? ". I had no breathe left. Then I lost it and came. She gets off my stomach and gets a hot towel. I finally get some air and am dizzy. She only charges me $40 for the ride because I only asked for yum yum. She asks me for my name, I say "yeah". She sort of frowns and says, "you come back? " I say, "yeah". But I won't. I only had to say "yeah" six times and got it all for $80. 00. Not bad, but the girl was ugly. I think she said she only works there 4 days a week when I was regaining conciouisness.
Quality Junk
02-10-10, 11:24
I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla"....
"Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? "....
That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure.
Nice intel Yimmie.
You're a better man than I. Sounds like something that would've triggered my gag reflex.
It was raining cats and dogs, but I wanted to spend some time with a good massage. I saw this new add for a place called JJ Therapy in Torrance. Off Figueroa St & Torrance Blvd on the 3rd floor. I drove around, it was inside a business complex. You need to take the elevator up and its to the left on an unmarked door. Strange. I walked in and a short fat korean girl came out in a nighty. She faked her voice like she was talking to a 1 month old puppy. "Oh you like massage? " I say, "yeah", so she says, "Fo-tee dolla". I pay her $40 and lay down. No shower. Not that I need one with all the rain. So she starts rubbing me. What a crap massage. After 5 min, she asks me to flip and says. "Wow. You big! Want me to take care of it? ". So I say "yeah". She says $40 for yum yum. I interrupt and say "yeah", she continues. And $80 for boom boom. She asks. You want yum yum? I say "yeah". So she starts slurping on me. And I close my eyes. Then SLAM! That fatso sits on me and starts riding me. She was so heavy I could barely breathe! So I'm gasping for air. And trying to lift her sag off me a bit, but she mistakes my panic for pleasure. So's like. "ooo you like huh? ". I had no breathe left. Then I lost it and came. She gets off my stomach and gets a hot towel. I finally get some air and am dizzy. She only charges me $40 for the ride because I only asked for yum yum. She asks me for my name, I say "yeah". She sort of frowns and says, "you come back? " I say, "yeah". But I won't. I only had to say "yeah" six times and got it all for $80. 00. Not bad, but the girl was ugly. I think she said she only works there 4 days a week when I was regaining conciouisness.Thanks for the report Yim.
It was totally entertaining and hilarious. It almost sounds like she should've
paid you for pain and suffering. Next time, if you run into fugly, just say NO
and run!
After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.
Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.
This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.
Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.
After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.
Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.
This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.
Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.I've been to many MP's for years, but never had to hand my DL. Some may ask to sign in on a sheet. I usually sign a fake name. I'd never hand my real DL at MP for any reason. You never know what could happen later.
After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.
Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.
This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.
Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.
I've heard of a couple of stripclubs pulling that DL nonsense here in L.A., but not ever an MP. I personally would not give either my DL unless I was as young as I wish I was - and the establishment needed proof that I was old enough to participate. I doubt the MP did anything devious with your DL, and I guess it could offer them some security as possibly a means of determining if you are a cop. Which place was this?
FuckNorris
02-12-10, 14:42
Folks, as the resident defense lawyer here, I find myself having to concur with our resident police officer. Don't get me wrong, us defense lawyers are the anti-authoritarian type of folk, so I have no qualms in saying "fuck authority. " That being said, you have to realize that, by virtue of the fact that you are posting on a board such as this, you are not playing the same game as some of these folk you think you are defending against.
First of all, there is no god given (or constitutional) right to pack heat. You MAY have the constitutional right to own and possess a gun, but realize how tenuous this is, and how circumspect the US Supreme Court was in their ruling on the subject. For these purposes, though, assuming you have that right, you do not have the right to carry a loaded gun in a public place, or a concealed one (even unloaded) in public. You cannot have it loaded in your car, and it cannot be in an area of your car (even unloaded) that is accessible to you while driving.
Now, as Walter said, let's play this through. You're walking to your hookup, you see some shady characters walking towards you, you get concerned and what, pull out your gun? You hold it tightly in your pocket ready to pull it out? You have it in your jacket pocket ready to shoot through the material (we know how accurate that is). And if you pull it out, what happens next? Do you fire it? Maybe they run away, maybe they fire at you? Maybe they leave and come back with more people or firepower.
Realize this, you are all chum in the waters of sharks doing this. These folks who are likely to pull a gun on you will not hesitate to shoot. If they're drawing on you, they're playing a game that's far more serious than the penny ante bullshit pick up a ho than they're doing. These guys have been involved in a war since they were kids. For many of these guys, it's been kill or be killed since they were 13 years old. They will not try to scare you if they think you're a threat to them. They will shoot to kill, and consider the consequences much later (such as when they meet with me for the first time). You will be considering the consequences immediately. A good way to survive in the civilized world, but not a good way to survive in this kind of a war.
Now, reality speaking here, if you are confronted by gang members who wish to do you harm, you are probably far more likely to escape unscathed (but perhaps poorer) if you are mellow and do not cause a problem. I've been doing this job for many years, and I have to tell you, the number of "innocent" victims is few and far between. Yes, there are predators out there, but the bulk of the predators are going after other predators, and leave the civilians out of it. If they go after civvies, they tend to do so for business, and have little interest in causing much damage (bad for business).
Your best bet, I would say, is keeping your wits about you, not going to bad places and being unable to get away quickly, and keeping your engine running with your foot on the pedal if you are in any kind of a situation that could even turn bad. If it looks like it is starting to turn bad, get out quickly.
But, don't try playing this game, because ultimately, as shown by the fact that you are posting on a website which helps you avoid even becoming entangled with law enforcement, you are not willing to really play the game for the same stakes that people you're going up against are playing for.
Be safe out there, I don't want you as either clients or victims of my clients.The state of California has an "Open Carry" law in regards to hand guns. You can carry a hand gun as long as it is in plain view and not loaded. Say you have the hand gun holstered on your right side leg, you can carry the clip fully loaded with ammo as long as it is in your left side pocket.
Not many folk know about this law but it's real.
Quality Junk
02-12-10, 16:41
Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.
This is most definitely NOT common practice at ANY MP's that I've ever visited in 14 years of visiting AMP in Southern California.
Better to turn around, go down the street, and find a more experienced mamasan.
I don't see how handing over your DL would protect them or ensure their safety. Cops have drivers licenses too.
Unless they've recently been robbed or something like that?
BruceBanner
02-12-10, 17:16
This is most definitely NOT common practice at ANY MP's that I've ever visited in 14 years of visiting AMP in Southern California.
Better to turn around, go down the street, and find a more experienced mamasan.
I don't see how handing over your DL would protect them or ensure their safety. Cops have drivers licenses too.
Unless they've recently been robbed or something like that?One time out of state I visited an AMP and was asked to show my ID. MMS said I looked rather young. Also, the way I dressed and spoke, she knew I was not from there. She wanted to look at my driver's license, I assume, to see where I was from and check my age. It's not as if I looked like a criminal either, so I seriously doubt she was fearful of me sticking up the place. That was the one and only time I was asked to show my driver's license at a massage parlor.
At most, the MPs have a lame sign in sheet and I usually write a fake name, and if it asks for more info like address and phone, I make that up as well. But those places that do that are few and far between.
There was an AMP on Santa Monica Blvd near 26th that used to ask for an ID. It was a little scary but you got the best massages there. If tongue baths are your idea of a good massage.
After lurking this site for a bit, I stopped by a MP I had seen mentioned a few times on these pages.
Upon entering, was greeted by the MMS who mentioned the rate for a massage. I tendered the cash which required her to make change. She asked for my drivers license, and when I handed it to her she took it in another room with my cash to make the change, and was gone for a few minutes.
This irked me a bit as I wasn't expecting her to take my license; I thought she was just going to check it and hand it back, so when she returned with my license and the cash, I made up an excuse and bounced.
Is this a common practice. Maybe they record the client's name to add them to a log or something? In any case, it spooked me a bit, so I left. Everything else seemed on the up though.
The City of Santa Monica requires AMPs to record license information. That's the only reason they do it. The AMPs in santa Monica don't like the law because it hurts their business. They realize most mongers don't want to show their name and many go to LA AMPs instead.
This practice has been going on in Santa Monica for many years. Nobody has ever been hurt (or prosecuted) by showing their license even though it makes us all uncomfortable. The list of names is destroyed by the AMPs regularly, I believe daily. If showing the DL bothers you, go outside of Santa Monica. You won't get hurt if you give them your DL.
Member #4870
02-13-10, 00:49
Passed by Kim's accu in Compton / LA
Near Avalon and el Segundo and now is closed.
This was a solid AMP.
This sucks!
Desire Johnson
02-13-10, 17:08
So close to a Porshe dealer, you can probably take a 911 for a test drive, make a quick pitstop, and cruise back with an adrenaline crash look on your face. Don't recommend Vivian due to big face, but there may be other world-class mechanics available.
I've heard of a couple of stripclubs pulling that DL nonsense here in L.A., but not ever an MP. I personally would not give either my DL unless I was as young as I wish I was - and the establishment needed proof that I was old enough to participate. I doubt the MP did anything devious with your DL, and I guess it could offer them some security as possibly a means of determining if you are a cop. Which place was this?As a few people have alluded to -- this was indeed in Santa Monica.
Reggae Guy
02-16-10, 22:39
As a few people have alluded to -- this was indeed in Santa Monica.I've read about that asm over the 7-11. I think that place is also located in sm but never read about mms asking for id. You know if most other places in sm over look the I'd requirement?
I've read about that asm over the 7-11. I think that place is also located in sm but never read about mms asking for id. You know if most other places in sm over look the I'd requirement?
I used to go to OSM on SMO Blvd. and when they'd ask for my ID, I would tell them that I lived a few blocks away and walked there w/o my wallet. Somehow I was able to bypass the rules when I pulled out a roll of cash. A few times they wanted me to fill out a 411 card, which was easy enough to just write down my alias and a fake address.
i agree on the SM tip. All parlors that have asked for ID have been in SM ive never had any trouble arise in any way by giving them my info, i was single back in the day so i didnt care as much but i would be a bit more catious now though. By the way the amp over the 7-11 is in West Hollywood not SM.
Best Place On Earth.
I went there 2 weeks ago on a Friday around noon. When I got to the outside door, and asian lady came up and opened it. This lead me to another room, where she asked me if I'd been there before. Of course, I told her yeah. She said ok, and hit me for. 5 at the door. She then put me in a room where Ruby came in. Face=6, Body=10. Table was against the wall, so was a+ and she couldn't give a massage worth shit. So I started carressing he leg and feelin on her booty. She then asked me if I wanted hand or mouth? I told her mouth. She hit me with the. 8, but I talke her down to. 6. So she got naked and went to work. BJ=9. Total experience=10. Going to go back soon
Best Place On Earth.
I went there 2 weeks ago on a Friday around noon. When I got to the outside door, and asian lady came up and opened it. This lead me to another room, where she asked me if I'd been there before. Of course, I told her yeah. She said ok, and hit me for. 5 at the door. She then put me in a room where Ruby came in. Face=6, Body=10. Table was against the wall, so was a+ and she couldn't give a massage worth shit. So I started carressing he leg and feelin on her booty. She then asked me if I wanted hand or mouth? I told her mouth. She hit me with the. 8, but I talke her down to. 6. So she got naked and went to work. BJ=9. Total experience=10. Going to go back soonRuby sounds like a good sport! Give a little more detail on her looks...T & A. Can you PM the loc on this place?
Member #4870
02-21-10, 23:29
Anyone know what happened to laura aka ono
Who used to be at total new heallth?
Man, she had a good "BJ" technique.
Anyone know where she headed to?
Thanks
Reggae Guy
02-22-10, 18:49
Best Place On Earth.
I went there 2 weeks ago on a Friday around noon. When I got to the outside door, and asian lady came up and opened it. This lead me to another room, where she asked me if I'd been there before. Of course, I told her yeah. She said ok, and hit me for. 5 at the door. She then put me in a room where Ruby came in. Face=6, Body=10. Table was against the wall, so was a+ and she couldn't give a massage worth shit. So I started carressing he leg and feelin on her booty. She then asked me if I wanted hand or mouth? I told her mouth. She hit me with the. 8, but I talke her down to. 6. So she got naked and went to work. BJ=9. Total experience=10. Going to go back soonWhere is this location?
I would appreciate a pm of the info!
Thanks!
Went back to the place I reveiewed before. This time didnt leave and decided to stay. Paid MMS the entry fee, the cool thing is she is really friendly. Barely got in the room when the girl I got the massage last time came in. She came in "Hey sweetie, its been a while". So I undressed got on the table and she gav a light massage, quick chat. Turned me over and asked if i wanted everything, i said if bj is cool. Agreed on 80. Before I continue, I have to add the fac that this girl is amazingly cute. Not just regular cute, but pretty safe to say beautiful face and a great body. Looks like she has a booty on her.
So on the flip I gave her the condom that I brought in. She puts in on and starts doing her thing. The CBJ felt so good. Took her time and went all the way down a couple of times. Most of the time I had my eyes closed enjoying the moment or checking out her body. But then I decided to look at her while she was sucking me off. Even if faking, she did a good job. A lot of moaning and actually smiling and enjoying herself while sucking me off. Seeing that was a sight and got me going. So I blew my load while she was looking at herself in the mirror and smiling with my junk in her mouth. Took out the condom and brought in the hot towel.
Forgot to mention the CBJ lasted about 7 minutes I would say so maybe next time I'll avoid looking at the chick enjoying my junk lol.
But question for everyone: After getting the extras, do you guys use the shower at the MP or just get the hot towel dry up and shower at home?
Dr Midnite
02-24-10, 04:25
Being new to this forum I am VERY glad I decided to read through several reports, and the FAQ and Terms. Hopefully you will all be patient with me. I want to start by actually visiting my own places first, TOFTT, and see how it goes.
A friend of mine recently told me of places near the Monrovia, Pasadena and Eagle Rock area and since I am fairly near to there, I figure why not give it a start there. I'll soon let anyone know of how it goes.
Again, thank you all for the FYI, I'd hate to offset anything or rock the boat.
Thanks again.
Dr Midnite
02-27-10, 20:45
Since today was rainy I thought it'd be a great day to check out one of the places previously posted on Santa Monica blvd. Originally I opted to try out the place a block east of the one above 7-11, however as I drove by I saw LE parked by the white gate in front and talking to some poeple. Clear indicator to stay clear imo. I'm not sure what it was about, but I didn't stick around to find out.
I drove a block over, parked side street and headed up the stairs to the place above 7-11. I was greeted by a short'ish Asian woman with a short red dress. Clearly she was in her 40's but she had a really cute face nonetheless. Had a few extra lbs around her mid-section but her legs were nice. I could see them clearly with her short dress on.
After she let me in she looked me over and asked if I had been there before. I used some advice in one of the previous posts and said, "Yes, back in 08. I had Tina. " Funny thing, she actually remembered a Tina but continually quizzed me as to why it took so long to return. I think she was definately wary of my legitimacy. But polite regardless.
She immediately led me into a smaller room with a space heater and had me undress as she left the room. When she returned she made small talk as she gave me a pretty decent back massage.
She then asked for me to turn over and I did, as I refused the cover up towel. She laughed and proceeded to then give a really, really, good HJ as I felt up her dress a lot. She then told me I was very polite in asking prior to. Interesting, since normally I never ask, but oh well.
After it was all said and done she revealed her name to be Kitty, and told me to return on Saturdays when she was there. I do think she didn't trust me, therefore I didn't press the issue of FS here. Not on my first visit, or from what she understands my first in a long time there. I will probably return and see where it goes from there. On a Saturday? We'll C.
I wasn't disappointed and gave. 5 for entry, and tipped. 4 since I didn't have any change on me. Overall very decent and she didn't even ask for a tip. Very polite and even offered candy and water afterwords. She did seem to hover a lot but I figured it was a trust issue.
I'll try the place to the East later on, the LE sorta spooked my interest for now.
Gianni Versace
02-28-10, 00:48
Fellas
I'm still in search for Massage Parlors with White Girls! Are there any in this city! I am sick of the AMP scene with asians and latinas! In the east coast we have MP's with American Girls! Awesome. Anyways any info would be appreciated.
GV
Fellas
I'm still in search for Massage Parlors with White Girls! Are there any in this city! I am sick of the AMP scene with asians and latinas! In the east coast we have MP's with American Girls! Awesome. Anyways any info would be appreciated.
GVWhile I'm new here, I've been doing this for awhile. Have not come across massage parlors with white girls. Best way to get white females is using the escort services.
I'm sure some will give you a massage if that is what you are looking for. Do research. Try to find somebody you can trust. Not easy.
Around 10-15 years ago, I found this one escort lady who used to find the types of females I was looking for. I used to request them to dress a certain way, etc. Some of them were even married or at least they claimed they were. It was pretty hot seeing them with their wedding ring on. Ha ha!
I must admit it was a bit pricey though. These days it seems Craiglist and Backpage are good options. It's more hit and miss though and more time needs to be invested. I've moved away from the incall and outcall escorts. I mainly stick with massage parlors these days. Service is more consistent and less time consuming and less headaches.
Dr Midnite
02-28-10, 23:28
Good luck with that. Let us know if you find one.
You're better off with back page adds and in-calls.
Fellas
I'm still in search for Massage Parlors with White Girls! Are there any in this city! I am sick of the AMP scene with asians and latinas! In the east coast we have MP's with American Girls! Awesome. Anyways any info would be appreciated.
GV
I saw a TV show tonight about AMP's in San Fran and they said that the girls that worked there often lived in the MP and are forced into doing sex. It looked the girls in the show were right off the boat.
I have not seen this type of girl here. They all seem to be pretty well off too by the cars that they drive too.
Since my "go to" place in downtown shut down, I've been on the prowl for a replacement. Am always surprised that there are more full boat AMPs near the downtown area, where one would think that there is a good concentration of potential clients. Saw a place on Washington adverstise on CL, off of Crenshaw. The place is off the street, with a sign visible if you approach from the east. Parking is off the street, and the whole place looks like it is set up in storage place for the property with street frontage, that might have become unnecessary thanks to the economy. One asian working, shower, and three draped rooms. While styled an aroma place, the set up seems exactly like a typical AMP. Standard fees for the house and the girl. Pretty good looking and friendly k-girl (I think). Service was also typical for a full boat place, but she was a little frenetic, and required some direction to slow down. Everything covered. Massage was lame. Management advertises for both Asians and Latinas, but my impression is that they staff with only one girl at a time. Not bad, but nothing in terms of convenience or service to get really excited about. Would be interested to read reviews by others.
I saw that also. I think the program is just trying to paint a distorted picture of the situation. While I do believe trafficking goes on and I do feel it's wrong. I believe for the most part the girls are there at their own free will and know what they are doing. Sometimes I just stick to the older MILF ones. Nobody is forcing them and they certainly know what they are doing.
I saw a TV show tonight about AMP's in San Fran and they said that the girls that worked there often lived in the MP and are forced into doing sex. It looked the girls in the show were right off the boat.
I have not seen this type of girl here. They all seem to be pretty well off too by the cars that they drive too.
I'm looking for massage parlor near santa ana that provides HJ.
Any help would be appreciated.
Dr Midnite
03-05-10, 03:42
So, I am debating as to whether or not I should attend MoMo's, or DJVCOI tomorrow/this afternoon. (Friday.) Choices. Choices. I really don't have time to hit both, wish I did though.
On the TV show I saw on Sex Slaves in SF, the LE was looking at the Erotic MP web site, as well as the MP web sites to see what was going on. I think that if the LE was really serious about finding what was provided at the MP, they could pay the $30 to get the Mr Parlor or whatever to find out. I know we try to be discrete about the providers, but the specific info is certainly easy to get.
Buck Nasty
03-08-10, 20:47
I'm sure some of them have debts to pay and they pay those off by working at an MP. But I've also met a few of these girls driving Mercedez, BMWs, etc. So, I doubt they don't know what they are doing, they want the money and sure found a way to do it.
I saw that also. I think the program is just trying to paint a distorted picture of the situation. While I do believe trafficking goes on and I do feel it's wrong. I believe for the most part the girls are there at their own free will and know what they are doing. Sometimes I just stick to the older MILF ones. Nobody is forcing them and they certainly know what they are doing.
Reggae Guy
03-12-10, 15:56
Has anyone ever tried any of the amp in Pasadena?
There are several on Colorado blvd but didn't wanna take a chance wo getting inside info first.
Don't waste your time or money. No extras to be had in Pasadena
Dr Midnite
03-13-10, 03:49
Has anyone ever tried any of the amp in Pasadena?
There are several on Colorado blvd but didn't wanna take a chance wo getting inside info first.I live up here in Pasadena and if I want garanteed extras I'll go to HW or close to there. The LE are really uptight here in the SGV area. I do know there are a few parlors here in Pas that LOOK like they might offer something on the East Colorado side, I have yet to try most out. A few look like they may at least offer a HJ but end up being fully legit.
I'm going to try a few out once tax season is done. I owe a lot this year so I'm sort of waiting that out before I test run places in Pasadena. If you want, and live close by, I'll let you know on the Pasadena forum.
Again, the Pasadena, Altadena, Arcadia, and Monrovia areas have a LOT of LE with apparently nothing better to do. If I do find a sure thing I'll send you a private message. I may or may not even post it because of just how hard the LE is cracking down on these areas.
Member #4870
03-13-10, 23:56
Cruised by hp(hungtington park) and have noticed at least 5-7 massage/accu places. Anyone frequent this area?
Seeing the typical neon signs with "open" and "accupuncture"
Anyone familiar with this area?
Thanks
Reggae Guy
03-15-10, 16:08
I live up here in Pasadena and if I want garanteed extras I'll go to HW or close to there. The LE are really uptight here in the SGV area. I do know there are a few parlors here in Pas that LOOK like they might offer something on the East Colorado side, I have yet to try most out. A few look like they may at least offer a HJ but end up being fully legit.
I'm going to try a few out once tax season is done. I owe a lot this year so I'm sort of waiting that out before I test run places in Pasadena. If you want, and live close by, I'll let you know on the Pasadena forum.
Again, the Pasadena, Altadena, Arcadia, and Monrovia areas have a LOT of LE with apparently nothing better to do. If I do find a sure thing I'll send you a private message. I may or may not even post it because of just how hard the LE is cracking down on these areas.Thanks a lot! I was thinking about checking out that AMP in the strip mall on colorado. It's next to a sushi restaurant and sandwich shop. I walked in once about a year ago and the most beautiful asian woman I've ever seen was behind the counter. She said they could give me a shower, rub down, etc and she was so hot that I said I wanted her. But she said she only provided services for women. (huh?!) she said they had other girls to help me but she wouldn't. I decided against taking chances w/the 'other girls' in the back but I've been thinking lately about checking it out again.
Dr Midnite
03-16-10, 01:20
Thanks a lot! I was thinking about checking out that AMP in the strip mall on colorado. It's next to a sushi restaurant and sandwich shop. I walked in once about a year ago and the most beautiful asian woman I've ever seen was behind the counter. She said they could give me a shower, rub down, etc and she was so hot that I said I wanted her. But she said she only provided services for women. (huh?!) she said they had other girls to help me but she wouldn't. I decided against taking chances w/the 'other girls' in the back but I've been thinking lately about checking it out again.If you do anytime soon, let me know, the info would help a lot. When I go I'll post a vague description on the Pasadena Forum, and let Sr Members know the details. You'll probably be SR member by then so we can touch base.
We're here to help each other. SGV is a tough spot to live in. lol
First visited this anomaly amidst the cluster of high rent Korean FS places in Weho a few months ago (report 5-6 pages down). This place is Chinese staffed and can't be categorized as FS for all cummers like the neighbor K places. The girls aren't girls like the neighboring places - they are women. The neighboring places (e.g. MoMo, Bebe) are all good - top talent well trained by the numbers routines for top dollar. But above the mini mercado that defines the L.A. landscape, you never know what you're gonna get.
Woke up last Saturday morning burdened again by thoughts that I've overdone this local MP scene over the last year. Always good, but the real THRILL is gone. I need to cut back. So on a Saturday with no other social plans, I would generally look to a strip club/MP doubleheader. But I didn't feel up to it. MPs have jumped the shark. But as the day proceeded, I settled into a tranquil physical and mental state, and started thinking that putting myself under the care of a therapist or gentle prostitute might not be such a bad idea after all. A new (to me) rub and tug would have been ideal, but where are they?
My fav rub and tug is temporarily closed - the sign says for renovation. But called my fav girl there and she said it is a "permit problem". This would be K&P on Colorado - Glendale/Eagle Rock border and formerly known as "Glendale Massage". Anybody know anything about what's up with this venerable establishment which has operated free of LE molestation for more than a decade in a city that tolerates no other MPs? K&P has always watched their rear by using only licensed workers and otherwise in compliance with regulations giving the appearance of complete legitimacy.
OK, the joint above the mercado in Weho comes to mind. I am not one to acquiesce to aged providers, but my experience here as validated by reports of others, is that these plus 30/plus 40 women know how to tease and know how to please. That was my mood and I followed it to SM Blvd.
Entering I'm greeted by an older woman decked out like a provider and I am just NOT going there. She asks if I want an hour or half hour. I resourcefully (I must say) come up with a response - "Well, not sure if I want either. Depends on who is working." So I have subtly singled her that I am not looking at her as my provider, and want a clue as to who else is available. Sure enough, a very pretty girl walks through to the bathroom, and she tells me that's the girl. "Put me down for an hour".
Now naked on the table, in walks ******. She's quite pretty, tall and slim in tight clothes revealing that she's got real T&A. And she's younger than I thought any woman working here could be - 30 she says, so maybe 32? She asks me how I want the massage and I tell her light touch sensual. She is doing a very good job at that speed, but does not seem friendly at all - works and proceeds with almost militaristic style and attitude. Regularly takes the light touch to the buttocks, but does not dip down to the tease spot and I'm questioning her potential to make this a good hour.
However, it does not take too long to discover that she is from the land of the easily entertained. So a couple of modest laugh lines has her in peels of laughter and suddenly much much happier to be there. We are warming up to each other and the real tease begins. I know it will be fine. After I tell her I wish I had eyes in the back of my head so I could visually take in her charms, she invites me to flip. That accomplished, we are off to the races.
The tight outfit slowly disappears revealing small natural breasts but with huge round nipples - real plums. Her ass is the kind of sweet bubble butt you don't anticipate in the asian theater, and the pussy is pretty as it can be with unusual shaving pattern - a horizontal mustache topping fully shaved lips. I attack that stuff and she says "touch only" but her laughter advises that she's up for anything and I give her everything and she takes it with pleasure.
Now a negotiation...."you'll give me .6?" she asks as she massages my staff and balls absolutely perfectly. "I will give you .8 if you put it in your mouth without a condom - but if you must use a condom, let's keep it to the massaging hands and .6". She says she wants more for the BJ, I tell her the .8 for BBBJ is the best I can do. She changes her mind instantly and proceeds to skilled BBBJ (which is ANY BBBJ that does not involve teeth). I'm loving it and stopping her frequently as I had during the HJ portion of the program in order to delay the climax and preserve the pleasure. At around 45 minutes in, I can't hold back any longer and explode.
She cleans me up and then gets into some serious flirting and definitely seems to be one of the few AMP providers I've encountered who are fishing for something outside the shop. She tells me she works only on Saturday, spends much of her time during the week studying English, and she is bored and needy of having a man in her life. She explores my life and female connections, but we are having serious fun getting to know each other, kissing sweetly between all the words. I tell her I spend considerable time south of the border and enjoy latin dancing, and once I get my shoes on, she starts dancing with me - we are 10 minutes OT of my hour improvising salsa, merengue, cumbia and reggaeton and just plain dirty dancing in the freaking massage room and she is laughing and having a blast.
Let's see what may happen this Saturday!
Dr Midnite
03-17-10, 05:05
I tell her I spend considerable time south of the border and enjoy latin dancing, and once I get my shoes on, she starts dancing with me - we are 10 minutes OT of my hour improvising salsa, merengue, cumbia and reggaeton and just plain dirty dancing in the freaking massage room and she is laughing and having a blast.
Let's see what may happen this Saturday!Great report. I may have to return there soon. I'm thinking after taxes though now. I got hit hard this year.
Cecil Suzuki
03-17-10, 16:29
However, it does not take too long to discover that she is from the land of the easily entertained.Nuhuhuhuh, nice whimsical post, The Camel. Well played, nice writing.
Good report Camel! Did you explode in her mouth?
First visited this anomaly amidst the cluster of high rent Korean FS places in Weho a few months ago (report 5-6 pages down). This place is Chinese staffed and can't be categorized as FS for all cummers like the neighbor K places. The girls aren't girls like the neighboring places. They are women. The neighboring places (e. G. MoMo, Bebe) are all good. Top talent well trained by the numbers routines for top dollar. But above the mini mercado that defines the L. A. Landscape, you never know what you're going to get.
Woke up last Saturday morning burdened again by thoughts that I've overdone this local MP scene over the last year. Always good, but the real THRILL is gone. I need to cut back. So on a Saturday with no other social plans, I would generally look to a strip club/MP doubleheader. But I didn't feel up to it. MPs have jumped the shark. But as the day proceeded, I settled into a tranquil physical and mental state, and started thinking that putting myself under the care of a therapist or gentle prostitute might not be such a bad idea after all. A new (to me) rub and tug would have been ideal, but where are they?
My fav rub and tug is temporarily closed. The sign says for renovation. But called my fav girl there and she said it is a "permit problem". This would be K&P on Colorado. Glendale/Eagle Rock border and formerly known as "Glendale Massage". Anybody know anything about what's up with this venerable establishment which has operated free of LE molestation for more than a decade in a city that tolerates no other MPs? K&P has always watched their rear by using only licensed workers and otherwise in compliance with regulations giving the appearance of complete legitimacy.
OK, the joint above the mercado in Weho comes to mind. I am not one to acquiesce to aged providers, but my experience here as validated by reports of others, is that these plus 30/plus 40 women know how to tease and know how to please. That was my mood and I followed it to SM Blvd.
Entering I'm greeted by an older woman decked out like a provider and I am just NOT going there. She asks if I want an hour or half hour. I resourcefully (I must say) come up with a response. "Well, not sure if I want either. Depends on who is working. " So I have subtly singled her that I am not looking at her as my provider, and want a clue as to who else is available. Sure enough, a very pretty girl walks through to the bathroom, and she tells me that's the girl. "Put me down for an hour".
Now naked on the table, in walks ******. She's quite pretty, tall and slim in tight clothes revealing that she's got real T&A. And she's younger than I thought any woman working here could B. 30 she says, so maybe 32? She asks me how I want the massage and I tell her light touch sensual. She is doing a very good job at that speed, but does not seem friendly at all. Works and proceeds with almost militaristic style and attitude. Regularly takes the light touch to the buttocks, but does not dip down to the tease spot and I'm questioning her potential to make this a good hour.
However, it does not take too long to discover that she is from the land of the easily entertained. So a couple of modest laugh lines has her in peels of laughter and suddenly much much happier to be there. We are warming up to each other and the real tease begins. I know it will be fine. After I tell her I wish I had eyes in the back of my head so I could visually take in her charms, she invites me to flip. That accomplished, we are off to the races.
The tight outfit slowly disappears revealing small natural breasts but with huge round nipples. Real plums. Her ass is the kind of sweet bubble butt you don't anticipate in the asian theater, and the pussy is pretty as it can be with unusual shaving pattern. A horizontal mustache topping fully shaved lips. I attack that stuff and she says "touch only" but her laughter advises that she's up for anything and I give her everything and she takes it with pleasure.
Now a negotiation. "you'll give me. 6? " she asks as she massages my staff and balls absolutely perfectly. "I will give you. 8 if you put it in your mouth without a condom. But if you must use a condom, let's keep it to the massaging hands and. 6". She says she wants more for the BJ, I tell her the. 8 for BBBJ is the best I can do. She changes her mind instantly and proceeds to skilled BBBJ (which is ANY BBBJ that does not involve teeth). I'm loving it and stopping her frequently as I had during the HJ portion of the program in order to delay the climax and preserve the pleasure. At around 45 minutes in, I can't hold back any longer and explode.
She cleans me up and then gets into some serious flirting and definitely seems to be one of the few AMP providers I've encountered who are fishing for something outside the shop. She tells me she works only on Saturday, spends much of her time during the week studying English, and she is bored and needy of having a man in her life. She explores my life and female connections, but we are having serious fun getting to know each other, kissing sweetly between all the words. I tell her I spend considerable time south of the border and enjoy latin dancing, and once I get my shoes on, she starts dancing with me. We are 10 minutes OT of my hour improvising salsa, merengue, cumbia and reggaeton and just plain dirty dancing in the freaking massage room and she is laughing and having a blast.
Let's see what may happen this Saturday!
Quality Junk
03-18-10, 12:17
Cruised by hp(hungtington park) and have noticed at least 5-7 massage/accu places. Anyone frequent this area?
Seeing the typical neon signs with "open" and "accupuncture"
Anyone familiar with this area?
Thanks
Tried the place on Florence near the 105 about six months ago, typical FS MP fare.
Haven't been back due to finances and so many other places that are better quality and service.
Marble Brains
03-18-10, 12:27
Hey does anyone out there know of any MPs with filipinas? If not, how about any neighborhood bars that have filipinas??
Good report Camel! Did you explode in her mouth?
Pleaser, I always give a caballero's warning. In this instance, something like "Oh mama, for God's sake hide your children!". She got the point and took it on the chin so to speak.
Cash Value
03-19-10, 02:55
Pleaser, I always give a caballero's warning. In this instance, something like "Oh mama, for God's sake hide your children!". She got the point and took it on the chin so to speak.
Oh come on, I had the same girl 20 minutes after you had her. She was missing an eye.
Koreanlover101
03-19-10, 06:08
Cruised by hp(hungtington park) and have noticed at least 5-7 massage/accu places. Anyone frequent this area?
Seeing the typical neon signs with "open" and "accupuncture"
Anyone familiar with this area?
ThanksHi to all,
New to this forum, I tried to post but the system won't let me I thought I'd post here hope it's O. K. Just a quick question do any of you know of a place in the San Fernando valley that has korean girls & is "safe" It's been a while but I used to go to a place in Inglewood on Manchester east of the 405 (a candy store) but the police raided it & shut it down than I used to go to the place a block or two west called La paz & that place was shut down too.
Thanking you all in advance!
Oh come on, I had the same girl 20 minutes after you had her. She was missing an eye.
My experience is that they like it in the mouth. It's less messier. If it goes on their face or heaven forbid, in their hair they got to shower and shampoo the crap out of their hair. In their mouth means a quick gargle and they are as good as new.
Pollywave1
03-22-10, 21:29
Hey fellas,
Haven't posted a report in a while.
Therels this massage place on fig/florence being advertised on backpage. I would suggest you avoid this one. The service was horrible, couldn't get the girl to do a simple CBJ, as a matter of fact, it's not even on the damn menu. All you get is mish and doggy. At any rate, the place has two latina girls, one of which has a bit of a bangin body but the face, oh my god the face is horrible.
Don't trust the pics on backpage, not them at all.
.4 to get in and $ for what some bullshit "full service"
A week or so back, I noticed a fairly new massage place (Lamai Thai) near my local Best Buy in Torrance and I stopped in to get a card and prices. The owner, a reasonably attractive middle-aged Thai lady, Pam, made a big to-do about how much they appreciate customers, blah blah blah. $50 for an hour seemed reasonable and the owner acted as enthusiastic and eager-to-please, so I went for it a day later.
I called to make an appointement and to ask if they accepted credit cards.
"Yes, " said Pam. When I arrived 30 minutes later, Pam was there- remembered me by name. I handed her my Amex card. "oh sorry- no taking American Express. "
"But I called to ask if you accept credit cards. "
"Oh yes, Visa or mastercard only. "
I groaned and rolled my eyes, probably should have left then, but I pulled out another credit card.
"How much you want? "
"One hour. $50. Like I said. "
"Yes, but. Tip?, " she smiled laciviously, as if I was in for some unimaginable delight.
I stared at her blankly and repeated "tip? " (I have never never ever been asked for a tip before, much less in advance, and am always generous about offering one if I receive any "extras" with my massage. Pam not only asking, but asking before service took me complely by surprise. Again, after hemming-and-hawing while Pam stared stone-faced I reluctantly made an offer.
"uhhhhhh. Okay. Here's an additional $20. I stupidly paid, deluding myself that this was just the practice here, and now I would be receiving a superb massage with a little extra something special, now that I had tipped.
It seemed to do the trick, and Pam became very friendly and accomodating. She told me she was single, bored. I casually invited her to join me for an event I was hosting the next weekend, and she seemed ecstatic, telling me she "couldn't believe she would be invited out, " it had been "so long. " Well, a possible future date, An hour massage, with release, for $70. Well. Maybe it would be OK.
Wrong!
After a very mediocre massage (Pam probably had no legitimate massage experience), I was anticipating a good HJ- at least- for my money.
"No. We don't do that here. I know how you guys are! " And with that she up and left. I got dressed and left, Pam bowing formally to me as I left. I was shocked and pissed, mostly that I could be so stupid!
I went on with my business, forgetting the bad experience as much as possible.
I was quite surprised to hear from Pam by text message the following weekend. She gave a long text about not being able to see me that nite, but that she wanted to see me. "please stop by anytime. We can just talk or have coffee, etc., etc. "
Well, I convinced myself that she was attracted to me and she claimed to sincerely be interested in dating. I had not expected to ever hear from her again, so I continued to pursue. I continued to receive flirtatious texts from her over the next few weeks, but two further attempts to set a date were ignored.
In summary, it looks like Lamai Thai Massage is looking to scam money from customers any way they can. Avaoid this place at all costs! Rip-Off! Scam!
Thanks for letting me vent.
Anyone know where the Costa Rican Luna is working now?
Last seen in Whittier.
Folks,
I haven't posted in a bit but I had a nice time the other day. I tried a place near Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Saturday. I went into a small strip mall next to a small hotel and entered a bared door. I was meet by a very nice young masseuse and her 'mother'. I paid the $40/hr for thai massage and went to the back. This place was pretty nice, small hand towels near the sink, fresh towels on the bed. It wasn't a massage table (standard of a thai place) They had large laundry bins in site so they clean the towels on a regular basis, FYI. I was sore and I didn't really care who I got (yeah right). Turned out to be the older lady. Asian so maybe 50-55 or so. The massage was pretty good, I don't chat much and she asked me a few questions. "Have I been here before". I saw no, but I get thai massages all the time. "How did you hear about this place? " I tell her my friend lives close and he told me to come here. "What is your friend's name? " I said John, and tell her the massage is great. She started rubbing my ass and upper legs for a bit. We do other stuff, arms, neck. Back to ass. She gets up, I widen my stance a very small bit. Back to my back and then upper thigh. Everyone is different and she didn't insert anything but she started to rub my ass near my balls. I shift my weight and scout up a bit giver her better reach under access. She rubs me harder, both sides and then grab my c-ck with one hand. With the other hand she rubs my balls and grabs my base. She finished me off from behind and I have to say that it was one of the biggest finishes of my life. It was insane, I was sort of on my knees and about ready to scream into the pillow. Everyone is different and sure if she was 20 with huge tits it would have been 'hotter' but the lights were low and she was behind me. I typically close my eyes most of the massage or don't look at the masseuse so having an older one didn't bum me out. I left $30 and was out. She works Tuesday-Saturday and I have to say I will go back.
Looks- 5
Massage- 7
Finish- 10
Total pain $70 for 1hr
Sr Members can PM me if you like to 'trade info'. LAME I know.
Best,
Toodw
Folks,
I haven't worked in a while (but got 2 jobs last week) and I have a birthday coming up so I decided to get a 4 hand massage today. As young as I am I have been on boards and review sites for awhile and I have never really heard good things about 4 hand massages. I was looking at another popular massage site and I saw that a person reviewed a 4hand from a place near my house. I called them and booked a massage with 2 ladies an hour later. It is on Santa Monica blvd. Near Monica's hair and nail Salon. I read the reviews (no VIP) and decided on 2 gals who had worked together before. I figured that they would be comfortable with each other no matter what happened near the end. I choose "T" and "S". I would easily see "S" again as she was by far a stand out during the massage. Ironically she wasn't the one who finished me but sort of helped if you get me. I am not sure if I would do it again, honestly. They ladies started at 3:30 and I flipped at 4pm and then massaged my front for about 10 more and then "T" started to negotiate a price I was willing to pay each girl. I wanted to pay 60 total and she really really wanted 80 total for a tip. I did not flinch and she decided after speaking in Thai on the 60. They were speaking in Thai for about 40% of the time, quietly but it was still a touch annoying. I really think that to get great 4hand massage you need to go to a place as a regular or find a sure thing on the internet (VIP). I would have been really bummed if I left without some fun at the end.
They have 'coupons' and back-page specials. But not today.
House- $80 for the hour (I have seen a special for $65 for 4hand)
Tip- $60 total
Looks about 6-7 for each lady (age 35-40, its dark and I don't really look)
Massage 6-7 (I think alone they would have tried harder)
Finish 7 (I thought it would have been hotter with both fighting over me. Nope. I think that they talked about who would do me in Thai)
Establishment- 7 (clean towels and nice enough)
Would I do it again? I don't think so, maybe in Thailand if I ever get there. It wasn't a waste and it was really nice to have one lady massaging the top half and the other massaging the bottom half. What I had hoped for was both ladies really working hard for 45 minutes or so and then a 5-8 minute finish. It was more like 30 minutes at 80% with lots of oil on my ass.
When I was leaving and they gave me a cup of water I thanked them in Thai. The look on the ladies faces. Priceless. You could have knocked them over with a feather.
Thanks,
Toodw
Oh, and PM me on better details for senior members.
This is my first post and I have a question or two, but more on that later.
First let me say this site is fascinating. I found this site after searching google and having a bizarre experience. Turns out there is a whole community into massage parlors. Who would have thunk it? I have read some amazing stories and learned a lot. While I don't quite get the whole monger thing, I have no issue with it and thought it only fair to share my experience of the last couple of months after all the info I have found here.
About two years ago I visit Thailand and discovered the Thai massage. Had about one a day. This cost a few buck and I felt great, nothing sexual, just really good stretching.
So two years later, I keep passing this Thai massage place on Pico for a needed a massage. Paid in cash prior to and was told to keep my boxers on.
I did. In this odd little room, I was face down when a a Thai woman who spoke almost no English came in, late forties in a little nighty and a ton of cleavage. I thought it was odd, but the massage was great. We made some very minor small talk due to her terrible English. She worked on my back and neck and without asking, she pulls down my boxers and I look behind me. She looked at me like she was supposed to do this. Again, surprised, but I thought the massage was great. Like an idiot, I assume this is completely normal. Again the massage is really good.
The butt massage was only a couple of minutes and then she spent a some time on my upper thighs. When she asked my to turn over. I waited because I just assumed that I would need some kind of cover. She looked unfazed and actually started pulling me over. Again I think this is odd but whatever. Once I started getting hard I was a little worried about what she might think, but then thought, this must happen all the time and she is just a professional. She I just lay there. She gets up and closes the curtains a little tighter and then sits next to me and puts my hand on her upper thigh. Finally I figure it out once she start jerking on me.
I slide my hand up her skirt almost on instinct and she looks like she is getting into it. After a few minutes I am thinking am about to toss and I am staring at her cleavage and I reach up and pull out her tit from her nighty. Then I think, what the hell am I doing? So I tell her, massage only and I am really sorry. She is fine with this and finishes a really good massage. I tip her $10 (because I don't know any better) and leave feeling like I have offended her.
Of course, I return to the same place a couple of weeks later.
So I go back to the same place after finally realizing that maybe this is all normal and now I am curious to see if what happened the first time will happen again.
Second time
I get a different Thai woman (didn't get her name), still a little older with huge cans in a tiny shirt. The massage is a dud, she doesn't pull off my boxers, but at the end asks if I want a "massage" while she grabs the goods. I say "sure if you want. " What a ridiculous question? She tugs but I don't cum, because I am nervous and feel odd. The quality of this massage and experience were far worse. I tip her $12 (because I still don't know any better).
Obviously horrified, I can't help but return.
Third time
I figure what would happen if I just lied down without the boxers under the little towel? Apparently no big whoop. A third Thai woman shows up. She is far younger and hotter than the first two. My goal her is to get a great massage and toss a load. One out of two aint bad.
She immediately removes the towel and begins to give me the most painful and hard massage I have ever had. After she asks me to turn over she massage all around my goods but doesn't touch. I have no idea how to proceed. I do know that if I ask for anything, I am probably doing something I could go to jail for. So I say nothing. Finally, she gives me an exacerbated look and points at my hard-on.
I nod. It was more like being milked than tugged. Her horrible, painful massage skills on my stuff was horrible and painful. I did cum, but it wasn't quite enjoyable. She cleaned me and wall up and I left a $17 tip. (because I still don't know any better)
After this horrible experience, I can't help but return.
Fourth time – new locale
After my horrible and painful experience and because I don't know what the names are of the two duds at the Pico place, I decide to go to find a new place, one far from home on PCH in a weird mini-mall. I found it on the Internet and showed a picture of all these young Thai all laughing in the PCH waiting room.
When I arrived, I made every mistake in the book. I walk in without an appointment. I tell her it is my first time. I tell her I have been to Bangkok for other Thai massages. I am dressed in professional business attire. I tell the Thai woman that she is really attractive. She says, we have real Thai massage and they do not do bad things for men. Then I joke that that's good because I used to be a cop. I am still in the waiting room.
Still, I am given only a small white towel, so I think there's hope. The massage is really good by a really smoking young girl who speaks no English at all. She has a difficult time keeping the towel on me as it keeps sliding around. Junk exposed a lot, but nothing happens. Most definitely, my bad, but a good massage.
I tip her $17 because she kept looking at my junk.
I decide I have ruined this joint by pretending to be a cop and I am fascinated with this whole cat and mouse game. Am I getting a real massage, or could something else happen?
Fifth time
I stop at a sandwich board that says in red paint "Massage $45" on Olympic. Again an older lady who dressed in a turtleneck and long pants shows up. She is thin and fugly. However, she clearly knows what she is doing in the massage world. Unfortunately, she has me keep on my boxers, plus some wide-waisted lounge pants. I also knew that the Thai place was legit from the beginning. I just relaxed and enjoyed a good massage. I think the place is called Royal Thai Massage. While the place seemed totally legit. After my massage, one Thai woman came over and clearly was trying really hard to get me to visit her in the future. She was wearing a loose tank top that barely covered some ample canage. I probably won't go back due to all the pants I was required to wear.
I decide that I need something that feels a little seedy. Not sure if this is a good thought. More later. By the way, I do have a couple of questions that I will get to after I write all my nonsense out and catch up you pros first.
Fourth time – new locale
Then I joke that that's good because I used to be a cop.AWESOME! That is funny as hell. That might be the worst thing you can say in a massage house behind "I have a gun. "
You should spend about 30 minutes reading this thread. Just go to page 15 or something and read it forward. Tip should be 30-40 but I like your low ball 10 offers. Speaking for myself could I get a little more info on the PCH place, like a landmark?
Welcome and enjoy.
Toodw
Ah Marc! The bliss of ignorance and naivety. Great reads. I always decline "extra touching" when asked, usually because if I say yes, then they ask how much? And that would not be legal. They do not need to ask if they can massage my back. And in my experience it has never required extra tipping. Why should my genitals be treated separate from the rest of my body? LOL.
Sixth time/fourth place
This place has a storefront on a busy street that made it feel particularly legit, it also a questionnaire to fill out. Not sure what I was thinking when I chose this one. I was hoping for something seedier, earthier. I ended up a more of a spa. As I entered three business-y looking women came out of it. If I haven’t said it before, I mostly do like a good massage and I am really just appreciative of the intrigue with the possibility of more – and how the masseuse approaches the subject of extras.
Anyway, I received a very legit massage, although the Thai woman kept asking if I wanted to get a 1.5 massage, which was annoying. She talked a lot. The massage was just so-so. I normally would have just skipped writing about this adventure, but this was the experience where I thought, I should scour the Internet looking dubious massage places. If I found one how would I ask for something extra? What are the rules? How much should I tip? I realized if I was going to go trolling for something thenI should know a little more about what it is that I am seeking. That’s when I found this site, and you guys have given me some serious entertainment.
Seventh time/fifth place
Since I had little interest in gambling that the woman from my third trip wouldn’t pull my nuts off, I thought I would try to find something that people on this site recommended: not on a main street, open late, no women customers, not a Thai place (I haven’t found one of the these Korean places yet), so I drove into Koreatown with a couple of addresses in hand. I found an odd place above a 99-cent store on Westmoreland with really tiny signage and private parking in a small office building. I kept thinking, how would anyone even find this place? I was surprised that I did.
I paid before I went in and in cash. This seems to be standard. Odd little waiting room with a doctor’s office scale and a couple massage posters. I met K** who is fairly cute with a tight little body and big fake cans. I was told to put on some tiny shorts, which were kind of sickening, that were folded on the mat then and lay down. She talked a lot and was personable and gave a decent massage. During the ass massage portion of the event I asked if I should take the ridiculous shorts off. She politely declined. Later, there was a fair amount of southern hemisphere nudges but nothing more. Still I thought that this was definitely the kind of place something could happen. I also read several reports suggesting that I should go to a place several times and get to know the girls and let them get to know you.
I would return...
On the return to Westmoreland, I decided to push the envelope slightly and not put on those terrible provided short and just belly flopped in my loose fitting boxers. I got K** again and planned two things: to get my shorts off and to roam a little on K**. Remember, I am new at this and only just discovered this site so I thought I would just play with some of the advice I had read, if something more happened great.
Early on I asked if I could take off the short and she acted like it was no problem. She took them off. First mission accomplished. On the flip over, I decided to put my hand on her leg, then her ass. I got a semi. She just kept massaging everywhere except exactly where I wanted her to. I debated at how to push the action further, but didn’t want to make things weird just in case she was okay with a HE in the future. I tipped her $20, which seemed about right.
One my next visit, I got W***y. I just went straight to covered only by towel, passing on the yuck shorts or boxers, which W promptly removed. She was young and chubby, but kind of cute, and knew nothing about massage or English at all. She asked me if I had been there before and I told her I knew K** well – see, I am making progress. She then slathered me with a ton of oil. She drew little soft circles on my back and eventually made some overt gesture between my legs and then had me flip over. She then asked what kind of massage I would like. When I made a hand motion that should have said please jerk me off now thanks. Apparently, it didn’t translate or my MP game still needs a lot of work. She slathered me with more oil.
She eventually did play with the boys and played with my nipples. She didn’t let me roam, but did let me service myself, which is kind of lame. She cleaned up and I tipped her $30 for the worst massage ever and the privilege of jerking myself off – however, she really was a nice young thing. I promised I would only come back to give K** one last try until I saw N*** as I was leaving, who was a total cutie. I made a specific point to introduce myself.
Then yesterday, I had N. Really good massage and nothing on the flip. And so this is where I stand. I will probably still go back one final time to K** because she is pretty hot. Now for a few questions.
Can someone experienced offer me a recommendation of a good Korean place in Koreatown? Koreatown is just interesting to me. Truthfully, I just want a tug and a good massage. I would love something with a Latina, but these seem to be nonexistent.
Is there some additional code words I should use to get things started? Or some other secret I should know? Truthfully, I don’t think I am into FS (at least yet), but I keep reading references to a standard R&T place, but I have no idea how to find those. Frequently, the writer’s descriptions are too vague for me to find them. I understand why this might be so and I purposefully tried to be vague with the places I visited so far.
Thanks for any help or suggestions. And again thanks for all the great posts – really eye opening.
Are you looking for a Thai or Korean massage?
In most of the Thai massage is hard to get the HE unless you know the manager and they will choose the lady for you!
Most of the Koreans have HE.
And I am talking about the ones that gives a real massage!
For the massage and HE it is always good to stay for 1 HR!
On the return to Westmoreland, I decided to push the envelope slightly and not put on those terrible provided short and just belly flopped in my loose fitting boxers. I got K** again and planned two things: to get my shorts off and to roam a little on K**. Remember, I am new at this and only just discovered this site so I thought I would just play with some of the advice I had read, if something more happened great.
Early on I asked if I could take off the short and she acted like it was no problem. She took them off. First mission accomplished. On the flip over, I decided to put my hand on her leg, then her ass. I got a semi. She just kept massaging everywhere except exactly where I wanted her to. I debated at how to push the action further, but didn’t want to make things weird just in case she was okay with a HE in the future. I tipped her $20, which seemed about right.
One my next visit, I got W***y. I just went straight to covered only by towel, passing on the yuck shorts or boxers, which W promptly removed. She was young and chubby, but kind of cute, and knew nothing about massage or English at all. She asked me if I had been there before and I told her I knew K** well – see, I am making progress. She then slathered me with a ton of oil. She drew little soft circles on my back and eventually made some overt gesture between my legs and then had me flip over. She then asked what kind of massage I would like. When I made a hand motion that should have said please jerk me off now thanks. Apparently, it didn’t translate or my MP game still needs a lot of work. She slathered me with more oil.
She eventually did play with the boys and played with my nipples. She didn’t let me roam, but did let me service myself, which is kind of lame. She cleaned up and I tipped her $30 for the worst massage ever and the privilege of jerking myself off – however, she really was a nice young thing. I promised I would only come back to give K** one last try until I saw N*** as I was leaving, who was a total cutie. I made a specific point to introduce myself.
Then yesterday, I had N. Really good massage and nothing on the flip. And so this is where I stand. I will probably still go back one final time to K** because she is pretty hot. Now for a few questions.
Can someone experienced offer me a recommendation of a good Korean place in Koreatown? Koreatown is just interesting to me. Truthfully, I just want a tug and a good massage. I would love something with a Latina, but these seem to be nonexistent.
Is there some additional code words I should use to get things started? Or some other secret I should know? Truthfully, I don’t think I am into FS (at least yet), but I keep reading references to a standard R&T place, but I have no idea how to find those. Frequently, the writer’s descriptions are too vague for me to find them. I understand why this might be so and I purposefully tried to be vague with the places I visited so far.
Thanks for any help or suggestions. And again thanks for all the great posts – really eye opening.
KingOfFighters
04-10-10, 02:05
I don't visit L.A. often but been going to Little Tokyo for business a lot recently.
I was curious if there's anything in Little Tokyo, even though I doubt it.
AWESOME! That is funny as hell. That might be the worst thing you can say in a massage house behind "I have a gun. "
You should spend about 30 minutes reading this thread. Just go to page 15 or something and read it forward. Tip should be 30-40 but I like your low ball 10 offers. Speaking for myself could I get a little more info on the PCH place, like a landmark?
Welcome and enjoy.
ToodwThanks. Honestly, I don't live in the area and it never occurred to me to take any notes. However, I did send you a PM. I would have just added the url of the place, but not sure about the rules for that, even though it seemed somewhat legit, but I definitely ruined any chances that day, didn't I?
I have read most of the posts in this section and that is why I added my posts. I thought I should give something back. I finally know better. I feel a little bad about tipping $10 to that first one -- as she was the best one. I may go back and make it right. I just don't want to go back and have the third one break my nuts.
Are you looking for a Thai or Korean massage?
In most of the Thai massage is hard to get the HE unless you know the manager and they will choose the lady for you!
Most of the Koreans have HE.
And I am talking about the ones that gives a real massage!
For the massage and HE it is always good to stay for 1 HR!Thanks Bigdan,
I would like to find a Korean place because those seem to have the best odds and I have read so many comment here about them. So I am curious. Still not sure how to find one. So far they only appear to be a mirage. If you have a good suggestion in Koreatown (or any place else, I would be appreciative.
As for the Thai place, not sure how to approach a Thai manager to have them fill a special request of HE? So far I have only had hour-long massages. Again, I really like getting a massage so anything less would be too short. Are Korean massages similar to Thai?
TwistedBrother
04-12-10, 02:33
Most of my recent MP experience is in places like this though I've always suspected that Super Spa was a harder nut to whack than some of the others....Politely decline to put on the Sumo shorts.
Quoted the above because most recent thing I saw about this place ... AFTER the fact ... ;)
I had some time on my hands and an itch to scratch while visiting your fair city today. I had hoped I could avoid giving in to the mongering urge, having done so pretty much since early Dec. since I’ve been dating, but I finally gave in with the S.O. a few thousand miles away.
Stuck w/o a car at my hotel near LAX, I discovered a place on Sepulveda that wasn’t far. After I got there and went inside, I discovered – to both my dismay and mild amusement – that I had been there before. My experience was that it had been a “legit” place, which gave a pretty good massage, but no real extras … though I recalled finally being allowed to DIY with the massuse leaving the room. That hadn’t been quite as lame as it sounded, which I’ll explain …
Anyway, you encounter a desk when you go inside with an older mamasan type, where you get a clinical treatment and are told you don’t pay until it’s over (furthering the “no extras” aura). You have a DIY shower, which has a locker room feel, but at least the shower is hot and strong.
So back to the room. I’ve already seen in the halls that the ladies here seemed pretty young and attractive and, sure enough, the gal who walked in was exactly that. Very slim, with what looked like enhancements on top (or one of those bras that make it look like more than there is). Her clothes weren’t revealing, but they were tight and kind of sexy.
So she asked what kind of massage I wanted and after exploring the options, I wound up with a medium massage followed by light with hot oil. Wound up being the perfect option. She was pretty skilled, I thought, and gave me a pretty good massage. By the way, you are forced to wear boxer shorts (mine fit very loosely) and covered with a sheet. Nonetheless, it was still seeming kind of sensual as she spent some time on the glutes and upper legs. Besides being attractive, she was friendly – though not really flirtatious. Name of Yuri, by the way.
So, meanwhile, I’m letting my hand room to her legs a little bit, as I’m lying face down, and she’s not resisting. Like I said, she was very slender and her velvety slacks felt good to the touch.
Then came the hot oil. The sheet came off and the oil was feeling good. As she moved around the table, she went under the shorts somewhat to rub in some of the oil, avoiding my naughty bits, but coming definitely close enough to get me interested. I was responding with compliments, charm, and moans (some faked, some real). She definitely knew I was into it.
Then she had me turn over and continued working closely around the package. I was really getting into it. I think it was the combination of it seeming somewhat forbidden in that place, that she was attractive, and that she knew how to tease. This was the same deal as when I was there two years ago and it’s why I was able to DIY without feeling too lame about it. Because she had gotten me really going.
I started trying to move her hands to the right spot, but she resisted somewhat and said I should do it myself. But when I asked for a little help, suddenly she started doing it. Meanwhile, I’d worked up from rubbing her legs to her butt and btw her legs. She wouldn’t let me go under anything, but on top was ok. I started really rubbing between her legs and she started moaning and whimpering a bit. Good chance, I suppose, that it was fake. But she was doing a good job with the hot oil and, for what it was, it was exquisite.
After cleanup and a little more massage, I tried to tip her .4 … and what do you know, her demeanor changed a bit and she asked for .2 more. At that point she seemed a little more like the pro (c’mon, I take care of you), than the naïve resistant performer, but I laughed and added to it.
Because I was there early, I got a .55 special for the massage itself, down from .65, so total damage was 1.15. Maybe kinda high, but since she gave me a full hour with a good massage and a good finish, I felt ok about it.
She also gave me some humma-humma that I partially understood about being secretive about it. So if you decide to go, use discretion and try to act like you don’t know that anything besides a massage happens. I don’t know if everyone even gets what I got, after all, I’m 1 for 2 at this point.
Normally, I’m not happy with anything less than a full-throttle GFE, FS experience, but this wound up being a nice change of pace. Sorry for the long story, which I don’t often do, but I wanted to explain the details of the appeal.
I guess I had more success than some at this place ... and actually I would continue to wear the shorts if I went again ... somehow made the whole thing more erotic in the end.
Hello,
Does anyone have a 411 on the place upstairs above the Singapore Express in MDR?
Thanks Bigdan,
I would like to find a Korean place because those seem to have the best odds and I have read so many comment here about them. So I am curious. Still not sure how to find one. So far they only appear to be a mirage. If you have a good suggestion in Koreatown (or any place else, I would be appreciative.
As for the Thai place, not sure how to approach a Thai manager to have them fill a special request of HE? So far I have only had hour-long massages. Again, I really like getting a massage so anything less would be too short. Are Korean massages similar to Thai?
Marc, I appreciate your reports but I'm exhausted from reading about your efforts to swim against the current. Bottom line is that you are living in a greater metro area that is highly concentrated with the kind of experiences you are looking for, but you are focusing on one small area that will not reward your search at this time.
A few years ago K-Town had a decent number of options for mongering massage hounds. That window is closed for the time being with all or most no longer in operation, but who knows when it could open wide again? K-town and much of the central L.A. Basin area is infested with the Thai places and quite simply, you are putting too much effort into that given their extremely high likelihood to disappoint and the existence of what will not disappoint just a little bit further away than the strict confines of K-town.
There are areas of Hollywood, West L.A., downtown adjacent and particularly West Hollywood that host a good number of storefronts that trade on your ejaculation. The same in the SFV, the South Bay, parts of the SGV, and OC and SBC.
However, you and I share the problem of wanting in particular to identify locations where good massage and simple HE predominate over the push for FS with a larger donation and lower quality massage. Most of the places I've come to know in my year of exploring the MP hobby are more FS oriented than rub and tug. For the latter I have relied on 2 places - the better of those two is now at least temporarily out of operation, though my fav. provider there insists they'll be back.
So my 2nd choice for rub and tug close into central L.A. where I also live is Moon Health on Temple near Alvarado - extremely close to K-Town but technically within the hysterically named, Filipino Town. This place is staffed by K-Girls with great facilities for massage and real table shower. The girls are competent to excellent masseuses who I don't believe can be pushed beyond HJ while you caress them above and under their clothes which will remain on. Big Dan actually turned me on to this place and the cutest and perhaps best provider there. Since he gave me the info behind the scenes, I don't post her name. PM BD and ask him to ID her for you. But there are some other cute girls there who know what to do. Some may set out to disappoint you on your first visit as the girl I was with attempted to do on my first visit before I hooked up with BigDan's fav. That is easily cured by abandoning passivity - just ask her to take care of it. Girls in places like this sometimes want permission.
Otherwise know that there is a "strip" of FS AMPs (with some latinas) along Santa Monica Blvd. south of La Brea. Many of them have reports in this section. They are FS but you might get lucky and find a good therapist who doesn't mind skipping the FS finish and accepting the smaller donation for HJ. The girls in these WeHo joints are for the most part HOT, I will vouch for that. Most of them are advertised in L.A. Xpress and L.A. Weekly - they require no effort to find.
I can imagine it would be fun to engage in your project and hop around to all the Thai joints in K-town and enjoy the massages and the challenge of having something extra occur. But if you just want to get down to it, travel a few blocks beyond K-Town, or to another part of the city.
Pick-up the basics - i.e. a general rule is that a place that charges $50-60 per hour is either legit or a rub and tug. If the hour fee is less, it is legit. If more, it is FS. Also, see to it that you're bare ass naked when you first get on that massage table - banish your drawers for an hour and don't drape yourself in any towels or shorts left for you by the staff. It simply sends the wrong message. The message you want to send is "This is my ASS, and this is my PENIS and these are my BALLS, and your attention to them is requested".
As a side question to all L.A. AMP mongers, does anybody know the present status of the "Lilly Thai" place on 3rd close in to downtown - not far from Alvarado? This place used to advertise weekly and then the ads stopped months ago - usually an indication that the place is no more. I drove past it today and it looked to be open. A report or PM greatly appreciated.
Otherwise know that there is a "strip" of FS AMPs (with some latinas) along Santa Monica Blvd. south of La Brea.
La Brea runs north and south. Santa Monica Blvd runs east and west, so if on Santa Monica Blvd, are they east or west of La Brea?
The message you want to send is "This is my ASS, and this is my PENIS and these are my BALLS, and your attention to them is requested".I read your note while eating a sandwich. I almost choked to death. Hilarious. Thank you! I will definitely take your suggestion and also look into the place you mentioned. The advice is appreciated.
As far a K-town goes, I just assumed that's where all the Korean shops would be, but I am learning a ton. I think the area is interesting but I really don't care what part of town I am in when I introduce my ASS, PENIS, and BALLS to my temporary female party guest. I almost choked again. Hopefully, I will find some new locales to write about.
MZ
Otherwise know that there is a "strip" of FS AMPs (with some latinas) along Santa Monica Blvd. south of La Brea.
La Brea runs north and south. Santa Monica Blvd runs east and west, so if on Santa Monica Blvd, are they east or west of La Brea?
How sad is this given that sense of direction is the only strong talent I was born with and now I'm screwing up in that department. That would be WEST of La Brea. The places are usually not very visible - it isn't the Sunset Strip or Glitter Gulch with entrances from alleys and back alley parking lots. Read this thread and the ads in the rags I mentioned. Lots of advertising for these places and by and large, they are reliable for providers with youth, beauty and skill, even if sometimes too professional and/or rushed - also many of them are top of the region's price pyramid. But no paranoia. You will leave your DNA behind.
TwistedBrother
04-13-10, 00:00
"This is my ASS, and this is my PENIS and these are my BALLS, and your attention to them is requested".
You may have to add, "This is my WALLET, these are the BILLS, and THESE ones are yours if you follow my lead." Control, baby, control ...lol
Hey. Looks like I have compadres in my tastes. Most people here seem to be looking for a FS situation. I prefer a good relaxing massage with a sensual end.
Keep the reports coming on that front.
My latest venture in that area.
Saw and ad for a thai place on Andrew/Beverly. Seems like a new place. The reception area has a few chairs and table with a partition behind which the girls sit. Paid the $45 for 1 hr combo massage. Led to a room down a corridor that had the typical massage table. Had stripped and laid down on my stomach.
In comes youngish short girl who starts a fairly decent massage. Little towel was used to cover ass but was removed when ass was worked over. Nothing overtly sensual but oil was applied to ass and got fairly close to good bits.
On the flip towel again covers the imp. Parts. Once again got fairly close without actually touching. So while good massage no sensual end.
However I have not written this off and will try again to see if they go further.
Anyone had a different experience here?
Marc. There is a thai place at Santamonica Blvd/Edgemont (close to western) on the second floor of a strip mall. Definite HE bet. However the massage is mediocre and thats a bummer for me. Hope that helps.
AsianPussy
04-13-10, 19:09
Hello,
Does anyone have a 411 on the place upstairs above the Singapore Express in MDR?Marico. Strictly legit. Good massage's though if you like very hard asian style (japanese or Thai) massage.
TwistedBrother
04-13-10, 19:37
Took another visit to Super Spa the next day after my first report. Spent a long time considering girls on BP of various types, but finally decided I wanted something predictable. Man, it's easy to get obsessed with scrounging up everything when you're on the road.
Anyway, I went back and went for a half-hour. Generally half hour is not hot oil, but that's what I wanted and what I got. I decided not to ask for Yuri again, partly because I didn't quite get what she said about the situation the other day - as if asking for her might indicate an inappropriate preference or whatever - and partly just to see who else might be possible.
But she was the one who came in and, of course, remembered me from previous day. For better or worse, it didn't get me any more - except more firm expectations from her that I take care of her if she was going to do the same thing. It pretty much went just like the day before, and it was fun, but I was kind of through with her at the end and probably wouldn't see her again. Not that I wouldn't recommend, but the variety-loving monger would want to move on. Now if I don't return for another year, then maybe I'd go back. whateva ... ;)
Oh, it was .35 for 1/2 hr + I gave her the same .6 again.
I'm a novice in this whole AMP thing, but I did go there and I think I had the same squat Thai girl. The massage itself wasn't bad. I was there naked on the table. But no HE. Do you think returning would improve my chances there? Again, I'm a newbie.
Hey. Looks like I have compadres in my tastes. Most people here seem to be looking for a FS situation. I prefer a good relaxing massage with a sensual end.
Keep the reports coming on that front.
My latest venture in that area.
Saw and ad for a thai place on Andrew/Beverly. Seems like a new place. The reception area has a few chairs and table with a partition behind which the girls sit. Paid the $45 for 1 hr combo massage. Led to a room down a corridor that had the typical massage table. Had stripped and laid down on my stomach.
In comes youngish short girl who starts a fairly decent massage. Little towel was used to cover ass but was removed when ass was worked over. Nothing overtly sensual but oil was applied to ass and got fairly close to good bits.
On the flip towel again covers the imp. Parts. Once again got fairly close without actually touching. So while good massage no sensual end.
However I have not written this off and will try again to see if they go further.
Anyone had a different experience here?
Marc. There is a thai place at Santamonica Blvd/Edgemont (close to western) on the second floor of a strip mall. Definite HE bet. However the massage is mediocre and thats a bummer for me. Hope that helps.
Mondale,
I think we had the same girl. From prior experience, I think you will have to go back a couple of more times before you will know. Most Thai places are legit and any extra mileage you might get will depend on a particular girl and getting comfortable with her. I have had an HE at several thai places over the years but always with a particular girl in each shop. Needless to say its expensive to find that special person who gives a good massage and HE.
Once I have the money to spare I might go back and give it another shot. If you do please post experience or send me a PM. The edgemont place is one of those places where a HE is almost a given.
I'm a novice in this whole AMP thing, but I did go there and I think I had the same squat Thai girl. The massage itself wasn't bad. I was there naked on the table. But no HE. Do you think returning would improve my chances there? Again, I'm a newbie.Just go see Vicky at the Thai House on Sunset and Highland and you'll leave a happy relaxed man.
Why thank you, Leche. I think I will.
Just go see Vicky at the Thai House on Sunset and Highland and you'll leave a happy relaxed man.
Dickbreath
04-17-10, 22:24
Is there some additional code words I should use to get things started? Or some other secret I should know? "You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock!"
Ok, I apologize. You didn't deserve this remark. Just follow the hints that "The Camel" has provided for you and you will do just fine.
RubHerDuck
04-18-10, 17:45
Anyone know where the Costa Rican Luna is working now?
Last seen in Whittier.I visited her back in the day at s*n and cen**ry (think that was the name of the place that was directly across a carwash). I was a lurker and back then and single. Now I have a gf but just miss this girl. It's been such a long time since I have seen her. Any help to send me in the right direction would be greatly appreciated!
Last I heard she was in Santa M****a
P.S. I use the stars(*) cus when I remember there being rules on here about hiding information.
Just a hint guys. Especially those with bad experiences or they could be good.
Most the Thai Massage places around with real Thai gals working in them are legit places. The massages normally are damn good though! So if you want a true Thai Massage and they stretch out your body and get your knots out go for it. But if you are even looking for HE. Forget it!
Try massage parlors in the outskirts of the major metro areas. There are plenty to find if you read these boards carefully.
Hi,
Does anyone know what happened to this place. I hadnt been there in a while and went there last week and the place was closed. I had a few good experiences there in the past and was bummed to see it closed.
I visited her back in the day at s*n and cen**ry (think that was the name of the place that was directly across a carwash). I was a lurker and back then and single. Now I have a gf but just miss this girl. It's been such a long time since I have seen her. Any help to send me in the right direction would be greatly appreciated!
Last I heard she was in Santa M****a
P.S. I use the stars(*) cus when I remember there being rules on here about hiding information.Rubherduck if you find Luna pm me, email me, telegraph, etc whatever. I totally would love to see her again. I joined one of the amp review sites to see if I could find her, but all the reviews were old. If I find her first, I'll send you the info. I am sure she is somewhere in the greater LA area.
BenderOver
04-22-10, 19:22
Rodfather? Rubherduck?
Man, you fuckers are coming up with some creative handles. Welcome to the board, and post some good shit!
We need some good fresh blood here. Too many of us old guys reminiscing about what it was like banging ridiculously hot girls in La Paz and Shanghai Accu. (15 years ago).
Bender
Rodfather? Rubherduck?
Man, you fuckers are coming up with some creative handles. Welcome to the board, and post some good shit!
We need some good fresh blood here. Too many of us old guys reminiscing about what it was like banging ridiculously hot girls in La Paz and Shanghai Accu. (15 years ago).
BenderBender, La Paz is where I first hooked up with Luna. I just recently became more active on this board, but I have been around for a while. Hopefully I will be able to contribute more here as names of providers that I have seen come up. I have to say that all my adventures have been limited to incalls and AMPs. I have never picked up a SW even though I have cruised the tracks. I just have not developed a comfort level for the tracks yet. Maybe someday. As for outcalls, 2 of my ATF's have been to my house, but generally I keep the action outside of my home.
Insomniac99
04-23-10, 00:45
Anyone know anything about this place?
Mphelper909
04-23-10, 12:14
Anyone know anything about this place?We know nothing why do you send your money and find out!
Just a hint guys. Especially those with bad experiences or they could be good.
Most the Thai Massage places around with real Thai gals working in them are legit places. The massages normally are damn good though! So if you want a true Thai Massage and they stretch out your body and get your knots out go for it. But if you are even looking for HE. Forget it!
Try massage parlors in the outskirts of the major metro areas. There are plenty to find if you read these boards carefully.There is a great Thai Place on Pico Blvd that offers HE.
Member #4870
04-23-10, 21:43
Anyone know what happened to Milo?
Did he go incognito on us?
Anyone know what happened to Milo?
Did he go incognito on us?
I don't think milo is on this site. He's a TZ guy. Old skool!
TOFTT yesterday at 5011 Hollywood - right in the heart of East Hollywood/Thai Town. Normally I wouldn't want to post this address given the hostility of the neighborhood to this kind of establishment, but they are advertising wide open in the rags, so wtf. Don't look for any signs or other indicators on the door.
Walked in yesterday afternoon and got one pleasant surprise and one unpleasant surprise. First the good news - 2 very hot mexicanas working - early to mid-20's, muy bonita. Both obviously mamas with typical mexicana "thickness" in the middle, but neither could be called fat. Both speak a reasonable amount of English. They told me that they are students - working only Sunday. Every other day they rotate in 3 different girls. They insisted that the others were even younger and prettier than they were - I doubt it but I'll find out soon enough.
The bad news is I expect some price relief as to the house fees when I go to a latina place as compared to the Korean places. But this is full price - .5/30m and .8/hr - they would not negotiate that.
The prettier of the two came in looking deliciously edible in a sexy cave girl outfit (she had changed from civilian clothes). Her name was Julia. Playful personality, nice all natural B-Cup with nice shape and inviting large brown pezones. Her massage wasn't bad - best I've had from a latina north of the border, but I only booked 30 minutes due to the price and so naturally it was rushed. She wanted to negotiate and have me pay up front, but I simply refused - told her its bad business and that I was a caballero whom she should trust. She went along with it.
I didn't want to pay for FS because I was fucked dry over the prior two days, and wasn't carrying much money not thinking I'd end up in an MP yesterday afternoon - also not crazy about FS on the crappy massage table. I really had just intended to walk in and confirm my suspicion that the working girls would be fuglies. Upon discovering that they were in fact lovelies, I felt compelled to rest my fat ass and stay awhile. Julia did decent HJ and BJ - but everything covered. No real GFE elements but she was fun to be with, and she was hot. Gave her .6 and thought she'd protest, but she was good with it.
This place is a 20 minute walk from my front door and that's what I was doing...just out for a late afternoon stroll. First time in the 26 years I've lived in this neighborhood that I have had access to a decent place with hot girls so close by. I have an idea the place won't be around long because this part of Hollywood has never been cordial to such businesses operating out of a storefront. There are Thai places on every single block in the area, and some blocks have multiple Thai places (this being Thai Town). But a latina FS joint? I have to think it is going to be a take the money and run operation that will be gone in 2 months.
Btw, there is at least one other latina FS joint just a block or two away in a mini mall on the other side of the Blvd. That place advertises too, but doesn't clue the address - just gives a phone number. Also advertises that cost is only .25 X 30. I have info that it is usual scale tipping for FS. However, I observed a couple of the girls closing up and leaving one evening, and they were average looking at best, and older than these two bonitas at 5011.
Hi,
Does anyone know what happened to this place. I hadnt been there in a while and went there last week and the place was closed. I had a few good experiences there in the past and was bummed to see it closed.
Well then, maybe try out 8545, 8155, and 8549, and then there's 7551.5, 7541, 7326, 7440.5, and the place over the 711. No shortage of fresh experiences to be encountered along this stretch.
Cash Value
04-26-10, 15:59
TOFTT yesterday at 5011 Hollywood - right in the heart of East Hollywood/Thai Town. Normally I wouldn't want to post this address given the hostility of the neighborhood to this kind of establishment, but they are advertising wide open in the rags, so wtf. Don't look for any signs or other indicators on the door.
However, I observed a couple of the girls closing up and leaving one evening, and they were average looking at best, and older than these two bonitas at 5011.
Dude!! I was just there the other day. I did get some young hot latina. She was friendly and wanted to play. She asked for money up front too. I showed her money but wouldnt give it to her. I told her I didint want to get fucked on some shitty sex. That I wanted crazy hot fucking!! She says, Pappi, I will make you crazy. It was on after that. She sucked slurped and squeezed my ass while I rammed her mouth. She hopped on top cause she said she loves to ride. She leaned way back and I could feel her hot freaking big tight ass slamming my balls. She pulls me over and bends over the table. Wants me to slam her from behind. While Im slamming she reaches under to play with my nutz. She stops me and says "be right back pappi". She comes back and brings her friend and says this will make you cum. Im slamming my girl while her friend starts to tongue my ass and rub my nutz. Im still not done so they 69 each other while I stick my cock in the other girls ass and do her. Yeah it was crazy but no rush and think they liked it. I tipped 170 and they both kiss me. I told them I will be back. My girl gave me her number incase shes not there. Tells me she can do it from her place sometimes.
Dude!! I was just there the other day. I did get some young hot latina. She was friendly and wanted to play. She asked for money up front too. I showed her money but wouldnt give it to her. I told her I didint want to get fucked on some shitty sex. That I wanted crazy hot fucking!! She says, Pappi, I will make you crazy. It was on after that. She sucked slurped and squeezed my ass while I rammed her mouth. She hopped on top cause she said she loves to ride. She leaned way back and I could feel her hot freaking big tight ass slamming my balls. She pulls me over and bends over the table. Wants me to slam her from behind. While Im slamming she reaches under to play with my nutz. She stops me and says "be right back pappi". She comes back and brings her friend and says this will make you cum. Im slamming my girl while her friend starts to tongue my ass and rub my nutz. Im still not done so they 69 each other while I stick my cock in the other girls ass and do her. Yeah it was crazy but no rush and think they liked it. I tipped 170 and they both kiss me. I told them I will be back. My girl gave me her number incase shes not there. Tells me she can do it from her place sometimes.
DUDE! Stay the fuck out of my hood! Shit, I'm going for another walk.
Cash Value
04-26-10, 18:22
DUDE! Stay the fuck out of my hood! Shit, I'm going for another walk.
I only get lucky cause I go to so many places all over. SO the amount of times I go,,,its bound to happen where I get fantastic service and a number or more. Let me tell you there are millions of bad times and total waste of money. I post the good ones to keep you guys happy. Theres always a chance of something extra. If I posted all the bad times this place would be a desert.
BTW nothing was better then the 90's. Venice blvd had lots of 2 girl sessions. Santa Monica blvd near the small park was hot. Lots of old places would do incredible sessions. I use to get my ID checked all the time cause I looked like a baby. I would get 30 and 40ish girls all over me having fun. Damn El Segundo was incredible too. I better stop thinking about it. I was in Memphis for a time and the strip clubs you could get FS no problems right there in the chair in front of everyone. Mmmm I remember a place near some bars that had black girls. Would always get some 18 year old hotty fucking my brains out. Even had a kinda orgy there. Damn....
BenderOver
04-30-10, 08:52
TOFTT yesterday at 5011 Hollywood - right in the heart of East Hollywood/Thai Town. Normally I wouldn't want to post this address given the hostility of the neighborhood to this kind of establishment, but they are advertising wide open in the rags, so wtf. Don't look for any signs or other indicators on the door.
Walked in yesterday afternoon and got one pleasant surprise and one unpleasant surprise.
Went there on Wednesday around 5PM. Got one unpleasant surprise, then another one, then another one, then another one, then another one, then another one... Well, you get the point. I think this place is YMMV two thumbs down.
The joints unmarked in a more quiet and suburban part of Hollywood. Metered parking in front, one dollar per hour bring coins, free parking in back in a small shared lot. I parked in back when I went. The back entrance is marked 5011 in 12" white numbers, and when I walked up to the door, there was a chica standing there who let me in. Standard questions, have you been here before? Who told you about this place? I got past the inquisition and they offered me a room, I took the hhr and handed her the .5
I asked chica if she was giving the massage (face 6.5, body 6.5) and she said no. I go in the room they gave me and started undressing. In walks the FATTEST and UGLIEST provider I've ever seen. For those of you reading, if you think I'm bullshitting you and will start using **** to hide info, read this: HER NAME IS CINDY. SHE IS THE WORST PIECE OF PUSSY I EVER PAID FOR. I knew I should have looked her in the eye and said "Baby, this shit ain't gonna work, can you get me another girl or my fifty back."
So what happened, Bender? I'll tell you what happened... My dick sprung out of my pants, looked me in the eye and said "Fuck it, let's hit this thing."
I'm naked, I lie down face down on the massage table, she rubs moisturizer on my back. 2 minutes later, she asks so what are you interested in? I tell her everything. She asks me if I know the rates. I pull the good old "I'll pay 100 if it's fucking crazy good." She smiled at me and said It'll be crazy good. And started to undress.
You know what they say about girls who wear black? It makes them look skinnier. Well fucking shit, with clothes on, she looked like she weighed 180 at about 4'11". Naked, she looked like she weighed 220 at about 4'9". My dick was limp. I told her she's gonna have to help the little guy get hard. She pulls out the jimmycap, and I said "It'll get harder faster if you blow it without the cover". No, she don't do that. So she rubs my dick around her chin to try to get it hard. 3 minutes later, it's not super hard, but big enough to put a hat on. She cbjs me for about 4 minutes and then wants me to mount her. Oh yeah, at her size, she knew better then to try to cg, acg, rcg or any circus act with her on top, cause that would just fucking cause havoc if she did. She just laid that massive body down and let me go to town on her. I went straight for the mish... and lost wood in 60 seconds flat. The image of me trying to fuck Porky Pig wearing makeup probably had something to do with it. I guess I'm just lucky that my dick didn't shrivel up inside my groin area in fear... much like a turtle head retracts in moments of danger. This whole bullshit event ends with her jacking me off, and me visualizing that I was anywhere but there.
L - Face 3 Body 3
A - 3
S - 3
E - .5 + 1.0 <- would you believe that? I actually did tip her the full benjamin.
R - Yes, if every woman on this planet except for Cindy suddenly dropped dead, I might consider seeing her again. Wait, no... I changed my mind. I'd go homo first.
Cindy did tell me that the owners started a second location. Since you guys are all chickenshit about Leo coming by and shutting joints down, I won't post the location, but seniors can pm me. Really, after this event went down, I don't give a shit if Leo closes the doors on this establishment or not.
Last thing to take away from this post is that I read about it from some real good and reputable guys. So if they said it's good, there MUST be some good pussy there. I just didn't find it, that's why I said this place is YMMV two thumbs down for me. Good luck to everyone else who decides to hit it.
Bender
Member #3980
05-01-10, 01:18
Went there on Wednesday around 5PM. Got one unpleasant surprise, then another one, then another one, then another one, then another one, then another one... Well, you get the point. I think this place is YMMV two thumbs down.
The joints unmarked in a more quiet and suburban part of Hollywood. Metered parking in front, one dollar per hour bring coins, free parking in back in a small shared lot. I parked in back when I went. The back entrance is marked 5011 in 12" white numbers, and when I walked up to the door, there was a chica standing there who let me in. Standard questions, have you been here before? Who told you about this place? I got past the inquisition and they offered me a room, I took the hhr and handed her the .5
I asked chica if she was giving the massage (face 6.5, body 6.5) and she said no. I go in the room they gave me and started undressing. In walks the FATTEST and UGLIEST provider I've ever seen. For those of you reading, if you think I'm bullshitting you and will start using **** to hide info, read this: HER NAME IS CINDY. SHE IS THE WORST PIECE OF PUSSY I EVER PAID FOR. I knew I should have looked her in the eye and said "Baby, this shit ain't gonna work, can you get me another girl or my fifty back."
So what happened, Bender? I'll tell you what happened... My dick sprung out of my pants, looked me in the eye and said "Fuck it, let's hit this thing."
I'm naked, I lie down face down on the massage table, she rubs moisturizer on my back. 2 minutes later, she asks so what are you interested in? I tell her everything. She asks me if I know the rates. I pull the good old "I'll pay 100 if it's fucking crazy good." She smiled at me and said It'll be crazy good. And started to undress.
You know what they say about girls who wear black? It makes them look skinnier. Well fucking shit, with clothes on, she looked like she weighed 180 at about 4'11". Naked, she looked like she weighed 220 at about 4'9". My dick was limp. I told her she's gonna have to help the little guy get hard. She pulls out the jimmycap, and I said "It'll get harder faster if you blow it without the cover". No, she don't do that. So she rubs my dick around her chin to try to get it hard. 3 minutes later, it's not super hard, but big enough to put a hat on. She cbjs me for about 4 minutes and then wants me to mount her. Oh yeah, at her size, she knew better then to try to cg, acg, rcg or any circus act with her on top, cause that would just fucking cause havoc if she did. She just laid that massive body down and let me go to town on her. I went straight for the mish... and lost wood in 60 seconds flat. The image of me trying to fuck Porky Pig wearing makeup probably had something to do with it. I guess I'm just lucky that my dick didn't shrivel up inside my groin area in fear... much like a turtle head retracts in moments of danger. This whole bullshit event ends with her jacking me off, and me visualizing that I was anywhere but there.
L - Face 3 Body 3
A - 3
S - 3
E - .5 + 1.0 <- would you believe that? I actually did tip her the full benjamin.
R - Yes, if every woman on this planet except for Cindy suddenly dropped dead, I might consider seeing her again. Wait, no... I changed my mind. I'd go homo first.
Cindy did tell me that the owners started a second location. Since you guys are all chickenshit about Leo coming by and shutting joints down, I won't post the location, but seniors can pm me. Really, after this event went down, I don't give a shit if Leo closes the doors on this establishment or not.
Last thing to take away from this post is that I read about it from some real good and reputable guys. So if they said it's good, there MUST be some good pussy there. I just didn't find it, that's why I said this place is YMMV two thumbs down for me. Good luck to everyone else who decides to hit it.
Bender
hahahaaa! dude you had me rolling over here.
BenderOver
05-01-10, 22:29
Seeing how the previous mongering with Cindy nearly killed me like Kryptonite to Superman, I felt I OWED myself something better. I booked with Hx/Stelia and omg it was fucking awesome.
Cute young kgal near downtown L.A. and korea town district. In the real high end areas of the condos and shit. Beautiful incall. Starts with mouthwash and she showers with you, washing all the nooks and cranny for what's to come.
In the bed room, Stelia starts with tongue bath galore. This sweetheart has a gifted tongue. It's soft and wet, and there wasn't a single place on my body she didn't put it, or insert it. I was in tongue bath heaven. Rimmed me for 15 minutes. Oh baby I was lovin it. BBBJ and DFK was off the hook! I jacked it earlier in the morning, and her gifted tongue was getting me ready to unload already. I had to stop her, slap on the jimmyhat, and start the main event. She climbed on top of me and rode me so good. The entire time, we explored each other's asshole with our fingers and tongues. Grossing you out? Fuck you, I'm into that. I'm about to unload, so I pull out, unwrap the little ninja, and put it in her mouth. She knows what I want, so she sucks on it so good until I unload in her mouth. She didn't take the entire load inside her mouth, but she was faithful in stroking and licking and bobbing the head real good the entire time I came. She wiped me down, cleaned me up, and went to go wash her mouth out.
Intermission was 10 minutes while I recuperated for round two. She spent that time cuddling with me like a college girlfriend.
Round two starts with her cleaning my dick up real good, and starting another sensual BBBJ. Didn't take me long to get hard again with her sweet sucking me the way she was. I slap the hat on, and chose mish this time. As I'm pumping her, I feel her vag tightening up. Wow this girl has strong kegels! It's like fucking a virgin! I keep this up for another 10 minutes, but I'm no closer to cumming, so I knew that my old body has reached its limits. I smile at her and told her that she's been a dream and I think I'm going to be perfectly fine. We wrapped it up with her giving me another shower, and helping me get dressed. Here's the laser, you horny fuckers...
L - Face 9 (Cute, pretty, beautiful) - 1 point (for really crooked teeth, but she doesn't show it off like some dumbshit asian girls smiling big all the time) = 8 total. Body 9 (Tall skinny shapely) - 1 point (saline implants, not silicones) = 8.
A 10 Accomodating, I felt like my time with her was focused on what I wanted and what pleasure I felt.
S 9 The highest score given without greek or cimws.
E 2.2/hr Sometimes you gotta put out the green to insure a good time. Compare that to Cindy at 5011 for 1.5/less than hhr.
R Oh yes. This is going to be my little private get away.
Seniors can PM me for a hook up if you're not on Hx.
Bender
Cash Value
05-04-10, 00:08
Was just there tonight about an hour ago. My car stinks of nasty latina skank. OMG Im glad I wasnt drunk. I got an old ugly rag that wanted to do me. I wasnt drunk, stoned or asleep. I was already naked when this thing walked in. I jumped off the table and she was talking in spanish. Fuck I dont know spanish that well, im better at greek. But I wasnt about to greek this skank. She was pulling on me to get back on the table, no way. I get dressed go back in the hall and ask where are the young latina? She tells me nobody tonight. I said WTF there should be a sign out front. She didnt want to give me my money back, I told her I will call the cops right now. Youre robbing me. She says go ahead poppi. I dial 911 on my phone and say Ive just been robbed. Latina biatch says ok ok. I said too late. She gives me money and I still wait cause cops are on the way. No shit I have no choice and Im in no mood for her crap. Cops show up in 5 minutes. OMG maybe they thought it was a pastry shop. SO I tell the cop what happened and after I called she gave my money back. He asked if I did anything extra. I told him, did you look at her? He kinda chuckled and said I wasted their time. I said I beg to differ. She took my money and wouldnt give it back until I called you guys. I said I never recieved any service. Told me some more shit and they did the stupid smell my breath and asked where I parked thing. I told them my buddy is down the street he dropped me off and is comming now to get me. BTW he might be a laywer...hahah...anyone he was right outside tooting his freaking horn. Cops say bye bye and I told the **** never comming back. Good thing My buddy knows a good thai place cause we go straight there and had some HE fun. Oh and I got to eat half his dinner from the place down the street. Weird night for me cause I got pissed. I hardly ever do that.
Was just there tonight about an hour ago. My car stinks of nasty latina skank. OMG Im glad I wasnt drunk. I got an old ugly rag that wanted to do me. I wasnt drunk, stoned or asleep. I was already naked when this thing walked in. I jumped off the table and she was talking in spanish. Fuck I dont know spanish that well, im better at greek. But I wasnt about to greek this skank. She was pulling on me to get back on the table, no way. I get dressed go back in the hall and ask where are the young latina? She tells me nobody tonight. I said WTF there should be a sign out front. She didnt want to give me my money back, I told her I will call the cops right now. Youre robbing me. She says go ahead poppi. I dial 911 on my phone and say Ive just been robbed. Latina biatch says ok ok. I said too late. She gives me money and I still wait cause cops are on the way. No shit I have no choice and Im in no mood for her crap. Cops show up in 5 minutes. OMG maybe they thought it was a pastry shop. SO I tell the cop what happened and after I called she gave my money back. He asked if I did anything extra. I told him, did you look at her? He kinda chuckled and said I wasted their time. I said I beg to differ. She took my money and wouldnt give it back until I called you guys. I said I never recieved any service. Told me some more shit and they did the stupid smell my breath and asked where I parked thing. I told them my buddy is down the street he dropped me off and is comming now to get me. BTW he might be a laywer...hahah...anyone he was right outside tooting his freaking horn. Cops say bye bye and I told the **** never comming back. Good thing My buddy knows a good thai place cause we go straight there and had some HE fun. Oh and I got to eat half his dinner from the place down the street. Weird night for me cause I got pissed. I hardly ever do that.
Really BOLD move, and I mean really BOLD! But, I'm LMFAO because I can totally picture you doing something like this. Hahaha...
And btw, Bender... great review! There are some nice pads on the northern end of K-town. In fact, that's where a lot of the K-providers live.
Cash Value
05-04-10, 10:17
Really BOLD move, and I mean really BOLD! But, I'm LMFAO because I can totally picture you doing something like this. Hahaha...
And btw, Bender... great review! There are some nice pads on the northern end of K-town. In fact, that's where a lot of the K-providers live.
Dude I was in a bad mood after I saw the shit they gave me. I wasnt about to go through some shit right then. I hate arguing with someone that doest speak english. I already had a bad time with some asshole earlier. I was just disappointed that I wasnt going to get what I had before. This lady was just some old hag and noooooo way. Chalk it up to bad mood and high blood pressure. Ive done it once before cause I was totally ripped off. It was in san diego. Its not a good idea to do it cause the cops give you shit, but the idiot girls maybe learn something.
Hey, BenderOver
Is always good to hear a fellow brother enjoying every single of moment.
Does she has a tatoo in her back? Right on top of her ass?
Maybe she is the girl that I was looking for!
Can you throw the digit to me?
Thanks!
Seeing how the previous mongering with Cindy nearly killed me like Kryptonite to Superman, I felt I OWED myself something better. I booked with Hx/Stelia and omg it was fucking awesome.
Cute young kgal near downtown L.A. and korea town district. In the real high end areas of the condos and shit. Beautiful incall. Starts with mouthwash and she showers with you, washing all the nooks and cranny for what's to come.
In the bed room, Stelia starts with tongue bath galore. This sweetheart has a gifted tongue. It's soft and wet, and there wasn't a single place on my body she didn't put it, or insert it. I was in tongue bath heaven. Rimmed me for 15 minutes. Oh baby I was lovin it. BBBJ and DFK was off the hook! I jacked it earlier in the morning, and her gifted tongue was getting me ready to unload already. I had to stop her, slap on the jimmyhat, and start the main event. She climbed on top of me and rode me so good. The entire time, we explored each other's asshole with our fingers and tongues. Grossing you out? Fuck you, I'm into that. I'm about to unload, so I pull out, unwrap the little ninja, and put it in her mouth. She knows what I want, so she sucks on it so good until I unload in her mouth. She didn't take the entire load inside her mouth, but she was faithful in stroking and licking and bobbing the head real good the entire time I came. She wiped me down, cleaned me up, and went to go wash her mouth out.
Intermission was 10 minutes while I recuperated for round two. She spent that time cuddling with me like a college girlfriend.
Round two starts with her cleaning my dick up real good, and starting another sensual BBBJ. Didn't take me long to get hard again with her sweet sucking me the way she was. I slap the hat on, and chose mish this time. As I'm pumping her, I feel her vag tightening up. Wow this girl has strong kegels! It's like fucking a virgin! I keep this up for another 10 minutes, but I'm no closer to cumming, so I knew that my old body has reached its limits. I smile at her and told her that she's been a dream and I think I'm going to be perfectly fine. We wrapped it up with her giving me another shower, and helping me get dressed. Here's the laser, you horny fuckers...
L - Face 9 (Cute, pretty, beautiful) - 1 point (for really crooked teeth, but she doesn't show it off like some dumbshit asian girls smiling big all the time) = 8 total. Body 9 (Tall skinny shapely) - 1 point (saline implants, not silicones) = 8.
A 10 Accomodating, I felt like my time with her was focused on what I wanted and what pleasure I felt.
S 9 The highest score given without greek or cimws.
E 2.2/hr Sometimes you gotta put out the green to insure a good time. Compare that to Cindy at 5011 for 1.5/less than hhr.
R Oh yes. This is going to be my little private get away.
Seniors can PM me for a hook up if you're not on Hx.
Bender
Seeing how the previous mongering with Cindy nearly killed me like Kryptonite to Superman, I felt I OWED myself something better. I booked with Hx/Stelia and OMG it was fucking awesome.
Cute young kgal near downtown L. A. And korea town district. In the real high end areas of the condos and shit. Beautiful incall. Starts with mouthwash and she showers with you, washing all the nooks and cranny for what's to come.
In the bed room, Stelia starts with tongue bath galore. This sweetheart has a gifted tongue. It's soft and wet, and there wasn't a single place on my body she didn't put it, or insert it. I was in tongue bath heaven. Rimmed me for 15 minutes. Oh baby I was lovin it. BBBJ and DFK was off the hook! I jacked it earlier in the morning, and her gifted tongue was getting me ready to unload already. I had to stop her, slap on the jimmyhat, and start the main event. She climbed on top of me and rode me so good. The entire time, we explored each other's asshole with our fingers and tongues. Grossing you out? Fuck you, I'm into that. I'm about to unload, so I pull out, unwrap the little ninja, and put it in her mouth. She knows what I want, so she sucks on it so good until I unload in her mouth. She didn't take the entire load inside her mouth, but she was faithful in stroking and licking and bobbing the head real good the entire time I came. She wiped me down, cleaned me up, and went to go wash her mouth out.
Intermission was 10 minutes while I recuperated for round two. She spent that time cuddling with me like a college girlfriend.
Round two starts with her cleaning my dick up real good, and starting another sensual BBBJ. Didn't take me long to get hard again with her sweet sucking me the way she was. I slap the hat on, and chose mish this time. As I'm pumping her, I feel her vag tightening up. Wow this girl has strong kegels! It's like fucking a virgin! I keep this up for another 10 minutes, but I'm no closer to cumming, so I knew that my old body has reached its limits. I smile at her and told her that she's been a dream and I think I'm going to be perfectly fine. We wrapped it up with her giving me another shower, and helping me get dressed. Here's the laser, you horny fuckers.
L. Face 9 (Cute, pretty, beautiful). 1 point (for really crooked teeth, but she doesn't show it off like some dumbshit asian girls smiling big all the time) = 8 total. Body 9 (Tall skinny shapely). 1 point (saline implants, not silicones) = 8.
A 10 Accomodating, I felt like my time with her was focused on what I wanted and what pleasure I felt.
S 9 The highest score given without greek or cimws.
E 2. 2/hr Sometimes you have to put out the green to insure a good time. Compare that to Cindy at 5011 for 1. 5/less than hhr.
R Oh yes. This is going to be my little private get away.
Seniors can PM me for a hook up if you're not on Hx.
BenderWould appreciate a PM with details for my occasional visits to LA. I don't post here much.more at the International forum.
Was just there tonight about an hour ago. My car stinks of nasty latina skank. OMG Im glad I wasnt drunk. I got an old ugly rag that wanted to do me. I wasnt drunk, stoned or asleep. I was already naked when this thing walked in. I jumped off the table and she was talking in spanish. Fuck I dont know spanish that well, im better at greek. But I wasnt about to greek this skank. She was pulling on me to get back on the table, no way. I get dressed go back in the hall and ask where are the young latina? She tells me nobody tonight. I said WTF there should be a sign out front. She didnt want to give me my money back, I told her I will call the cops right now. Youre robbing me. She says go ahead poppi. I dial 911 on my phone and say Ive just been robbed. Latina biatch says ok ok. I said too late. She gives me money and I still wait cause cops are on the way. No shit I have no choice and Im in no mood for her crap. Cops show up in 5 minutes. OMG maybe they thought it was a pastry shop. SO I tell the cop what happened and after I called she gave my money back. He asked if I did anything extra. I told him, did you look at her? He kinda chuckled and said I wasted their time. I said I beg to differ. She took my money and wouldnt give it back until I called you guys. I said I never recieved any service. Told me some more shit and they did the stupid smell my breath and asked where I parked thing. I told them my buddy is down the street he dropped me off and is comming now to get me. BTW he might be a laywer...hahah...anyone he was right outside tooting his freaking horn. Cops say bye bye and I told the **** never comming back. Good thing My buddy knows a good thai place cause we go straight there and had some HE fun. Oh and I got to eat half his dinner from the place down the street. Weird night for me cause I got pissed. I hardly ever do that.
Cash,
You are one crazy mofo, lol! You actually called 5-0 to the place. Thats fucking hesterical and the cop asked you if you got any too? Thats funny as shit.
PC out
Seeing how the previous mongering with Cindy nearly killed me like Kryptonite to Superman, I felt I OWED myself something better. I booked with Hx/Stelia and omg it was fucking awesome.
Cute young kgal near downtown L.A. and korea town district. In the real high end areas of the condos and shit. Beautiful incall. Starts with mouthwash and she showers with you, washing all the nooks and cranny for what's to come.
In the bed room, Stelia starts with tongue bath galore. This sweetheart has a gifted tongue. It's soft and wet, and there wasn't a single place on my body she didn't put it, or insert it. I was in tongue bath heaven. Rimmed me for 15 minutes. Oh baby I was lovin it. BBBJ and DFK was off the hook! I jacked it earlier in the morning, and her gifted tongue was getting me ready to unload already. I had to stop her, slap on the jimmyhat, and start the main event. She climbed on top of me and rode me so good. The entire time, we explored each other's asshole with our fingers and tongues. Grossing you out? Fuck you, I'm into that. I'm about to unload, so I pull out, unwrap the little ninja, and put it in her mouth. She knows what I want, so she sucks on it so good until I unload in her mouth. She didn't take the entire load inside her mouth, but she was faithful in stroking and licking and bobbing the head real good the entire time I came. She wiped me down, cleaned me up, and went to go wash her mouth out.
Intermission was 10 minutes while I recuperated for round two. She spent that time cuddling with me like a college girlfriend.
Round two starts with her cleaning my dick up real good, and starting another sensual BBBJ. Didn't take me long to get hard again with her sweet sucking me the way she was. I slap the hat on, and chose mish this time. As I'm pumping her, I feel her vag tightening up. Wow this girl has strong kegels! It's like fucking a virgin! I keep this up for another 10 minutes, but I'm no closer to cumming, so I knew that my old body has reached its limits. I smile at her and told her that she's been a dream and I think I'm going to be perfectly fine. We wrapped it up with her giving me another shower, and helping me get dressed. Here's the laser, you horny fuckers...
L - Face 9 (Cute, pretty, beautiful) - 1 point (for really crooked teeth, but she doesn't show it off like some dumbshit asian girls smiling big all the time) = 8 total. Body 9 (Tall skinny shapely) - 1 point (saline implants, not silicones) = 8.
A 10 Accomodating, I felt like my time with her was focused on what I wanted and what pleasure I felt.
S 9 The highest score given without greek or cimws.
E 2.2/hr Sometimes you gotta put out the green to insure a good time. Compare that to Cindy at 5011 for 1.5/less than hhr.
R Oh yes. This is going to be my little private get away.
Seniors can PM me for a hook up if you're not on Hx.
Bender
Bend,
Nice job. I like it when I get to AR and be ARed by the hot Kgals. this musta set you back $$$$$. Good to do it sometimes though.
PC out
MasterPelican
05-10-10, 19:33
I've asked for my money back so many times that I'm paranoid I'm gonna get an icepick in my skull from some Fraknoid that recognizes me from visiting another Tang owned joint.
I have ask for money back before. Usually they give it back to avoid 5-0.
But I can't say I called them on amps before. Hilarious.
Hi,
Any recommendations for the downtown area, ie near Union Station, or Staples, K-town, etc? Prefer the MPs to SWs, just personally.
Thanks!
Anyone remember LA PAZ Massage Parlor.
I believe it was near the Inglewood Forum?
Also, anyone have the 411 on the MP's in the south bay/harbor area? I'm looking for a provider that has greek on the menu.
Thanks in advance.
Anyone remember LA PAZ Massage Parlor.
I believe it was near the Inglewood Forum?
I was in LA recently on buisness and got the hankering. I'm from the east coast and we are pretty lucky to have some good options in my town but nothing like LA. There's a place on every corner here!
Because I was short on time and had to find a time when I could get away from my coworkers, I went to the closest place to my hotel.
Happened to be in Thai Town I guess. I RTFF before I left and noticed that not all Thai spots offer an extras. I took my chances.
Found the place and it seemed good at first. Shaddy office building. Shady part of town. Got in and I thought I hit the jackpot.
Maybe I did something to make her think I was LE (I've had a provider ask if I was a cop as she was in the middle of offering me HR) I have that look I guess.
Anyway, decent massage. No extras. Left a little bummed. But now I'm back on the AMP scene so I need to get a good experience back east.
I'll give the address to PM'ers in good standing but I'll keep from displaying it for all to C.
Maybe next time, LA mongers.
Stay safe.
Went to an AMP on Westwood about a month ago, looked like a new one. It offers foot massages and body massages as well.
Reasonable charges for 1/2 vs 1 hr.
When I got there, mms said I would have to wait about 15 minutes as there was only one girl on duty. I said I would be back in about 15 minutes then and did so. I paid for an hour session. When the rub started I asked if she was chinese, since she had that look and she is. For the rub, some sensual massage with some usage of the elbow but having experienced a fair share of normal massages... she wasn't great or bad, sometimes used the elbow not exactly in the right places but it didn't hurt or anything. After about 45 min of this she motioned if I needed relief to which I agreed.
L - Face 6 (Little aged, guessing mid to late 30s)
A 8 She was accomodating
S 7 (Decent for a rub/tug)
Total damage was $.
Funny enough, after going there I decided to peruse craigslist and they are advertising there as well.
There's a place on Santa Monica and Western that has been advertising on CL.
Anyone tried this place?
Worth the visit?
Also, anyone have the 411 on the MP's in the south bay/harbor area? I'm looking for a provider that has greek on the menu.
Thanks in advance.Hey guys,
First post here. I just moved to the Southbay and had the same question as Fiasco26. Anyone know any places in the Southbay to get a happy ending?
Hey guys,
First post here. I just moved to the Southbay and had the same question as Fiasco26. Anyone know any places in the Southbay to get a happy ending?
Guys,
There are dozens of pages with dozens of posts addressing your questions. RTFF...Simple to do, try it!
There's a place on Santa Monica and Western that has been advertising on CL.
Anyone tried this place?
Worth the visit?I've seen the listing as well, drove by it the other day. Seemed ok but haven't had a chance to check it out yet. May try it soon if I'm in the neighborhood again.
Just a hint guys. Especially those with bad experiences or they could be good.
Most the Thai Massage places around with real Thai gals working in them are legit places. The massages normally are damn good though! So if you want a true Thai Massage and they stretch out your body and get your knots out go for it. But if you are even looking for HE. Forget it!
Try massage parlors in the outskirts of the major metro areas. There are plenty to find if you read these boards carefully.There are Thai MP's offering more than a HJ HE, but it all comes down to the individual provider/girl. One might provide a HJ while another will say "no Sir I cannot do" and then there are the very rare gems offering a BJ and even FS.
I frequent two Thai girls working at various Thai MP's and they always take very good care of my sexual needs (BJ/FS) beside giving a good and relaxing body massage.
Guys,
There are dozens of pages with dozens of posts addressing your questions. RTFF...Simple to do, try it!Anyone have any info on A+ Massage on Inglewood and 190th (Across from the HOWS shopping center)? I saw a grand opening sign and was wondering if it was legit or a place to find a HE?
Anyone have any info on A+ Massage on Inglewood and 190th (Across from the HOWS shopping center)? I saw a grand opening sign and was wondering if it was legit or a place to find a HE?Well Tacomang this looks like a good opportunity for you to TOFTT and report back here.
Happy hunting
Anyone have any info on A+ Massage on Inglewood and 190th (Across from the HOWS shopping center)? I saw a grand opening sign and was wondering if it was legit or a place to find a HE?Try searching in he South Bay thread. This is the LA thread.
Tried a different AMP about 2 weeks ago, this one located on Venice Blvd, near the 405.
Soon as I entered I knew it wasn't FS but probably HE.
Charge was typical for this type, .4/hhr and .6/hr. I opted for the hr.
MMS showed me to a room and asked for me to get ready. I did so and when on the table, a chinese lady entered. My guess, probably late 30s and the age was showing, body was ok, but seeing as it's not FS it didn't matter much. The massage was decent, she had a bit of strength in those hands so it was enjoyable. At the end she asked if I wanted some relieving but I opted no. (But good to know HE is on the menu.)
Total damage .7.
I just returned from Moon Health on Alvarado and found a very clinical place with big glass see-thru windows in the doors that don't close or go to the ground. I was required to wear these ridiculous 70 inch waist boxers. Argued about it with both mms and Yumi -- no go.
The massage itself is pretty good, but with the boxers and under the sheet, nothing sensual and no hint at anything else. I tried rubbing on her and showed her my hard on several times. Nothing. Yumi is cute but definitely not worth the time or money if you are looking for anything else.
The table shower was more of the same, but a first-time table shower experience. The see-thru door made sure nothing would happen here.
I would say the few positive reviews are likely BS. Save your money, there are a lot of other places with willing chicks. Obviously, I won't be returning.
I just returned from Moon Health on Alvarado and found a very clinical place with big glass see-thru windows in the doors that don't close or go to the ground. I was required to wear these ridiculous 70 inch waist boxers. Argued about it with both mms and Yumi -- no go.
The massage itself is pretty good, but with the boxers and under the sheet, nothing sensual and no hint at anything else. I tried rubbing on her and showed her my hard on several times. Nothing. Yumi is cute but definitely not worth the time or money if you are looking for anything else.
The table shower was more of the same, but a first-time table shower experience. The see-thru door made sure nothing would happen here.
I would say the few positive reviews are likely BS. Save your money, there are a lot of other places with willing chicks. Obviously, I won't be returning.
The positive reviews are not BS, you just got a hardcore 1st timer's treatment as I did the first time I went there about a year ago - though they didn't require me to put on the gigantic shorts and I did get a HE, but only after using some verbal persuasion on the masseuse - I'm a good persuader.
I have been with Yumi several times, and believe me, she's no problem once you get the clearance.
If anything has changed, I'll know in 30 minutes since a friend who I referred to this place is in there right this very minute with Yumi - he has seen her a couple of times already. Right after his massage he's coming over to my pad and we're going out for dinner. I'll get a full report. If I don't post back here in this thread, you can assume it is business as usual.
Several very excellent rub and tugs in the L.A. area are equipped with the same windowed doors - it is an accommodation to LE and along with the shorts sitting on the table and the girls actually having legit licenses, these places get spared LE harassment and have excellent longevity. Nobody looks through those windows and when the light is low they operate almost like one way mirrors - you would only be able to see in if you made a major effort to stop and put your eyes against the glass.
This is not my favorite place, but it is one of my favorites for a legit massage and HE. Never been denied in about 15 visits other than the denial attempt my first time. For sure though if you want anything more than HJ and gentle manual explorations of your therapist, then you would be in the wrong place.
I am glad that you liked it!
The positive reviews are not BS, you just got a hardcore 1st timer's treatment as I did the first time I went there about a year ago - though they didn't require me to put on the gigantic shorts and I did get a HE, but only after using some verbal persuasion on the masseuse - I'm a good persuader.
I have been with Yumi several times, and believe me, she's no problem once you get the clearance.
If anything has changed, I'll know in 30 minutes since a friend who I referred to this place is in there right this very minute with Yumi - he has seen her a couple of times already. Right after his massage he's coming over to my pad and we're going out for dinner. I'll get a full report. If I don't post back here in this thread, you can assume it is business as usual.
Several very excellent rub and tugs in the L.A. area are equipped with the same windowed doors - it is an accommodation to LE and along with the shorts sitting on the table and the girls actually having legit licenses, these places get spared LE harassment and have excellent longevity. Nobody looks through those windows and when the light is low they operate almost like one way mirrors - you would only be able to see in if you made a major effort to stop and put your eyes against the glass.
This is not my favorite place, but it is one of my favorites for a legit massage and HE. Never been denied in about 15 visits other than the denial attempt my first time. For sure though if you want anything more than HJ and gentle manual explorations of your therapist, then you would be in the wrong place.
I know that several places take CCs, but who knows of any that will allow you to tip with a CC? I've done it at a Thai Place and a Chinese place but only for HE. I only know of one place that allows me to tip and get FS, but it's too close to work. Any input would be appreciated.
I know this might have been asked, but I'll ask again. Anyone know of or have a Nuru/Slippery massage provider?
I know this might have been asked, but I'll ask again. Anyone know of or have a Nuru/Slippery massage provider?I can't vouch for the quality of her nuru massage but I did see her bout three years ago and she was fun. Really just a naked HJ, but she's a cute and fun girl. The pics are old so I wonder what she looks like now.
http://classifieds.myredbook.com/classified.php?adid=138444
I know this might have been asked, but I'll ask again. Anyone know of or have a Nuru/Slippery massage provider?If you build it, they will come.
http://www.nurunurugel.com/nuru-gel/nuru-massage-gel-16oz.html
Ps- for the record, I've been trying to find one myself. If I find it I'll share here.
Kampfire
Member #4870
05-31-10, 19:56
Anyone remember where asian jeanie who used to be ginza (santa monica)
Headed to?
Thanks
Drumer Boy
06-07-10, 06:08
Ok so I have read a lot of the old posts but there seams to be no current info on any MP's in eagle rock or any of the surrounding areas. So I wanted to know if there was any thing worth checking out in those areas. If any one could PM me I would appreciate it.
Thanks
This is a late report. Visited this place 3 weeks ago and got Yamira or Yanira. Average looking mexican girl in early 20s, white skin, slim body with good set of tits and still some baby fat on her. Was thinking of taking my handy dandy lens, but forgot to charge battery the night before and was kicking my self. Small talk and then got to the question about 5 minutes into it. Decided to just go with a BJ. She doesn't really get into it int the beginning, but when your hands start to roam around she gets worked up. I was actually very satisfied with the service, she got butt naked and did not rush or use her hands to finish me off fast. The BJ lasted about 30 minutes and not one complaint from her. I told her I would send her business, the place had been slow for the past week she said. Works on M, Tue, and Fridays. Goes to school and lives in Long Beach. Has two large tattoos, one on her front hip just above her landing strip and the other in the back right above the backdoor target. Entrance was $50 and negotiated hard to $60 for the deed. As camel put it before, bring lots of change. There's parking in the rear, but it was full and had to park in the street. I left the country the day after my visit and just returned last week, so finally got a chance to post it.
Stay safe familia!
Jim Delante
06-14-10, 18:35
I don't post often but I check in from time-to-time and have had some interesting experiences over the last 6 months. My first AMP experience was. Well by comparison to more recent experiences awful. It was an AMP on Lincoln in SM north of the 10. If you know it, don't go there on a Friday afternoon at least. Got a BBBJ but from a less than desirable provider.
After I learned about the right spots to go to on SM Blvd and well. Quality improved significantly. FS offerings and high quality providers. Terrible massages but that's not what I was looking for anyway. Most I generally go for CBJ there (these spots are nice and safe and see for anything which I appreciate) but FS is 100% available 100% of the time.
Recently I've been experimenting with spots on the west side/Venice/SM area. A few spots on Washington Blvd, and one that advertises as being a "Grand Opening" on Venice over by Lincoln (a few blocks East on the North side of the road).
All of the west side AMPs seem to have a very consistent theme. Slightly older service providers (late 30s to early-mid 40s) who are generally attractive but look their age. NO MMS. The person who answers the door is usually your provider. Friendly, professional (One displayed an actual acupuncture license), good to very good massages, and HE but HJ only. That's not to say it's not pretty intense, at least 2 of the 3 I went to really brought their A game.
Compared to the SM Blvd row, these are real massages with HE whereas SM Blvd is FS spots that start out with a massage.
I now 'get' what I'm looking and what each place provides. To people who have had less-than-successful experiences, I've so far never been to an AMP without at least receiving an HE and only once (and since it was my first time, I didn't) wanted to walk out due to the L on the Laser. I'd say if you can make it into LA, West LA or WeHo those areas are your best bets. I don't know about valley spots yet.
In town for work and had the need for some fun. Read what was posted on 5011 and thought it looked interesting. Headed down to the place around 8pm or so. Parked in the rear and headed for the door with the big 5011 (as indicated on another post). Knocked a few times and no one opened. Went around front to see if it might be like other MP's. No luck, saw that the security door was closed. Attempted to call the number that was listed on the daily rags, but the call just went to VM.
Oh well. I guess I will try my luck tomorrow.
Called early afternoon to find out what time they closed (Was told it was 930pm). Drove down around 8 and knocked on the back door and waited for a few mins with no luck. Went to my car and called the number and got VM only. During the time I was calling I saw another poor monger pull in and knock on the door. He got the same results i did.
Called early afternoon to find out what time they closed (Was told it was 930pm). Drove down around 8 and knocked on the back door and waited for a few mins with no luck. Went to my car and called the number and got VM only. During the time I was calling I saw another poor monger pull in and knock on the door. He got the same results i did.
I live in the area and was pretty sure the place had closed after just a few weeks of operations. I expected that since this area of Hollywood has not had an enduring FS joint in all the 25 years I've lived here. However, the place is still in fact operating and even began advertising again last week in the rags, but you never know when they are actually open. It is day to day - open one day, closed the next. I would expect it is a staffing problem and their ad last week was soliciting girls to work as much as customers.
A few weeks ago when a few of us were posting about the place, a non-monger friend in the area had his resistance broken down and went in for a session. He overheard the girl in the office speaking to some kind of "Mr. Big" on the phone, reporting the days receipts. She told him they were doing high volume business - had booked more than 20 sessions in that single day. Plenty of work for just a couple of chicas on staff. So they're doing just fine as long as they can stay good with staffing and LE.
So, definitely best to call ahead around the time you're going. If you call hours earlier, they will take off and lock up if they have no business even if it is well before closing time. Other possibility is always that whoever is working is busy with a customer - pretty common for phones and doors not to be answered/open at MPs with no real MMS.
There was an asian girl in the Inland Empire who provided great service in threesomes, who worked in AMPs. I've lost track of her, but heard that she moved to LA County. Has anyone run into someone with name, or who fits the threesome bill (which is a bit odd for AMPs)? Thx.
Which thread should I go to for information regarding AMP's in Arcadia?
I am from Anaheim but I work up in Arcadia. I'm just looking for a place that I could go to quickly on my lunch break.
Thanks
I am glad that you liked it!I went to Moon Health also recently. I was hoping for a he, but sadly failed.
The massage was great. And I felt her up and everything and she was fine with that. And I didn't wear the gigantic boxers but yeahhh she wasn't very receptive about the he.
Her name was Sunny I believe? Anyone have her before.
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Which thread should I go to for information regarding AMP's in Arcadia?
I am from Anaheim but I work up in Arcadia. I'm just looking for a place that I could go to quickly on my lunch break.
ThanksArcadia has been discussed in the Pasadena and San Gabriel Valley threads. Don't get your hopes up, the intel is that right now you will have little hope of finding anything beyond a decent legit massage. Apparently it was different a few years ago, but definitely "cleaned up" now. Many places, little if any action available. More action in the southern part of the SGV than the north.
Good luck and please report any breakthroughs you may discover.
Wildcat5012
06-26-10, 19:51
Anyone ever try the massage spa across from In and Out on Sepulvada by LAX? I travel to LA often and am always curious when I drive by. Don't remember seeing any reports, but it has been there a long time. Back in the day I used to visit the places on Manchester with stunning talent. Long gone. Would appreciate any info.
Thanks
Mphelper909
06-27-10, 20:33
There was an asian girl in the Inland Empire who provided great service in threesomes, who worked in AMPs. I've lost track of her, but heard that she moved to LA County. Has anyone run into someone with name, or who fits the threesome bill (which is a bit odd for AMPs)? Thx.I know Cherry!
I have her cell number too!
Inbox me!
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