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Lovergrrl
07-26-18, 21:48
Lala.

5571 W Manchester Ave.

Los Angeles, California 90045.Watch out for the Latina Hustle. It is strong there.

DayDreamerLoco
07-27-18, 11:23
Would love to know reseda deets. Also how do I find the SFV thread?Under State&City + California, there's a dedicated "San Fernando Valley" tread.

So many choices. Just search the thread, you'll find all types and varieties from legit to full menu.

Willie23
07-27-18, 11:24
Lala.

5571 W Manchester Ave.

Los Angeles, California 90045.My last visit, several months ago, I was grabbed at the door by a "big boned" latina who offered minimal service. Very different from prior visits. It was on a Friday...

Member #5794
07-27-18, 21:27
Some notes on templeofbliss.com.

First. It is a handjob for 230 bucks. It is not full service, the girls are mostly burners who only fuck guys at blackrock, it is complete bullshit. However, it has survived FOSTA, it is predictable and the girls are all under 30 mostly, unlike the MPs on the westside where all the asian gals are 38 or 39 (but never over 50, LOL).

So, yeah, I know I will get shit from all you about how 230 is like tantamount to genocide, that for 230 you can fuck half of south el monte bare back, and that anyone who pays that much deserves to have their face buried in whoopi goldberg's armpit.

But, I think some notes will help the tantra seeker.

https://templeofbliss.com/morgan-le-fay/

New gal. About 5 foot 2. The pics are deceptive. She has a good body, but small tits that hang weird. She has great handjob hands, small so they make my 10 inch maglite look tremendous. Her face is a little less dinghy than the pic, but she looks a little too much like rhea perlman. Kind of rushed the handie and did not take off her panties. Has very bad breath. Clinically acceptable.

https://templeofbliss.com/leela-sage/

A fat sweaty pig. Lots of cellulite. Sloppy. But does not even do a massage, just fucken works your cock for an hour.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/

Avoid. Disturbed *****. Bad handjob. Does not take off her panties. Awful.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

I saw this nubian in the main room. She looked really mean, had a case of RBF. Belongs on fig, and not in the hottie gallery.

https://templeofbliss.com/crystal-knight/

Anyone have info? Looks older but kind of wild.

https://templeofbliss.com/summer-amara/

Looks like she has a weight problem as in she cannot wait to eat. Any info?

https://templeofbliss.com/lalita/

A personal fave do to her skinny body and nice curve. Knows how to work the cock, but will not show her pussy, very acceptable over all.

https://templeofbliss.com/bhakti-jade/

The quintessential full of shit burner type gal who holds space, manifests everything but her pussy, and must do yoga while shitting. Actually an OK time, but the bullshit was high.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

A MILF and a mess. Mostly the latter.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angel-gabriella/

Kind of a nerd. Great body. Not sure if she will be as frisky as when she started. Does take off her panties, but protects the view of the pussy. Not all into yoga shit, wants you to blow your stack, very good experience.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

A fat skater chick with nasty tats and a detestable attitude. Actually quit the place only to find that handjobs are not greener on the other side.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/violet-jolie/

A midget basically. Hella old, been at the temple since the jurassic. No good.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Gives a good handjob because of her small hands, but has withholds galore and does the temple of bliss sit in front of you like a pretzel so that you cannot see her pussy or cum on her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

Probably the best one on staff, but a downer is that she has this awesome pussy with great lips, but does not show it anymore.

HowdyDoody32
07-28-18, 12:32
I'm perfectly happy knowing that you suffer so we don't.

HowdyDoody32
08-01-18, 01:44
Went to M&A again. Had older lady named sandy. A little overweight but still doable. Cfs, cbj, 69.

I recommend spending the extra 10 for the 45 min session that includes table shower. Let your junk hang out and don’t try to be modest. Great way to break the ice and let them know you aren't LE when you get that boner during the wash ahhahahaha. Fun place with older ladies. They are younger at that therapy place near warren high, but these older ladies are more fun.

ChrisPoontang
08-01-18, 02:29
First. It is a handjob for 230 bucks. It is not full service......I'm pretty sure that 99.999999% of us stopping reading after this line.

I'm straight as a board but for $230 I'll quit my job and starting giving dudes handjobs!

Since something is going in my mouth or up my ass. . why not?

I've given myself handjobs since I was 11 years so I'm sure I'm good at it.

Better then the hairy armpitted, bad breathed, uptight tree hugging skanks at the temple of piss.

Greenlandmine
08-01-18, 02:38
Great post. I always enjoy reading these. I like this kind of chick (at least the idea of them), but I have been reluctant due to their screening restrictions. It seems like exactly the kind of place that is crazy enough to hang on to info. How did you address this issue? What I love about most MPs is that there is no need to I'd yourself when you arrive.


Some notes on templeofbliss.com.

First. It is a handjob for 230 bucks. It is not full service, the girls are mostly burners who only fuck guys at blackrock, it is complete bullshit. However, it has survived FOSTA, it is predictable and the girls are all under 30 mostly, unlike the MPs on the westside where all the asian gals are 38 or 39 (but never over 50, LOL).

HexenDuction
08-01-18, 10:30
Went to M&A again. Had older lady named sandy. A little overweight but still doable. Cfs, cbj, 69.YMMV, But you should be able to get at least a BBBJ from Sandy, at a minimum, if you are into that kind of thing.

Telling her she has a cute face wouldn't be a bad place to start. Interrupting the proceedings before she pops the rubber in the mouth and stating your case couldn't hurt, either. You don't have to worry about grievously offending her.

I once brought up the subject of going raw and she feigned mock indignity. That's when I thought it might be possible, but, I never went back to her after that.

Mr Sixty
08-01-18, 17:58
Would love to know reseda deets. Also how do I find the SFV thread?http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3473-Massage-Parlor-Reports

BigFish999
08-01-18, 21:31
Hey guys, I'm comming from the OC area because all my providers dissapeared, the only good thing now in OC is Nuru with young 20's girls for a buck no FS. Now I Have some fridays avail to dream and want to explore more.

I use to dream of a place with legit massage, but my provider was doing a very erotic prost. Fun before a very soft and slow HE from the back (doggie) and on the flip the finish was very slow. Total damage dreamt was. 70 and. 8 when double finish.

Is there anything like that in LA? Legit foot asian place with private or curtains?

BenBen
08-01-18, 22:47
Nothing really, just some mp I regularly visit. Woman I seen a bunch of times opened up her menu to include bb and I have taken it ever since. Dfk, BBBJ, bbcip, etc. She's older and not that attractive but she's good fun.

I remember at yoyo recently a women wanted 200 for everything which I never pay that in advance, but the place is known for its FS so I gave in and it was full bb and she literally attacked me with her mouth LOL.

sometimes the bb and kissing happens totally by surprise and its weird to say, stop, use condom please lol. what so you do when youre laying down and the lady just hops on hahahaha?

Great sex but I got to really be more careful like Hundred. It's hard though when you got a nice looking pussy in yo face though hahaha.Would you mind sharing some info on this one?

HowdyDoody32
08-02-18, 20:38
YMMV, But you should be able to get at least a BBBJ from Sandy, at a minimum, if you are into that kind of thing.

Telling her she has a cute face wouldn't be a bad place to start. Interrupting the proceedings before she pops the rubber in the mouth and stating your case couldn't hurt, either. You don't have to worry about grievously offending her.

I once brought up the subject of going raw and she feigned mock indignity. That's when I thought it might be possible, but, I never went back to her after that.I got two rules:

1 never eat the pussy.

2 never kiss a prostitute.

So I rarely ask for bb, but if it happens, it happens, like.

I broke rule number 1 of course with her because well, while sucking me she hopped on 69 style and shoved her pussy in my face hahaha. I mean ol shoved my toungue deep in her love hole too hahahahaha.

HexenDuction
08-03-18, 10:21
I got two rules:

1 never eat the pussy.

2 never kiss a prostitute.

I think kissing prostitutes breaks down three ways.

Some don't draw a special distinction between kissing and other activities and do it.

Some seem like they might actually be saving kissing for a significant other.

But, I think others might not do it to protect the monger, as in "you don't know how many dicks I've had in my mouth"!

VRBlonde
08-03-18, 13:50
Hi y'all,

Where can I find some good K-girls?

PM if you need info for San Diego.

Thank you!

PointDexterJr
08-03-18, 18:41
I think kissing prostitutes breaks down three ways.

Some don't draw a special distinction between kissing and other activities and do it.

Some seem like they might actually be saving kissing for a significant other.

But, I think others might not do it to protect the monger, as in "you don't know how many dicks I've had in my mouth"!I think you might want to re-think the notion that the Hoe want to protect the monger. LOL!

I am not sure that is ever the motivation behind a Hoe'e actions, or lack thereof.

LOL!

HowdyDoody32
08-03-18, 21:07
Hi y'all,

Where can I find some good K-girls?

PM if you need info for San Diego.

Thank you!Downey therapy. place is korean FS. Try honey on Fri., nice body. i think 50 + 140 (i never had chick ask for tip, 140 - 160 is what i usually give).

any good FS places near pechanga? i go quite often but never to monger.

HowdyDoody32
08-03-18, 21:14
I think you might want to re-think the notion that the Hoe want to protect the monger. LOL!

I am not sure that is ever the motivation behind a Hoe'e actions, or lack thereof.

LOL!I dunno about that, I've met some really sweet mp prostitutes LOL. in fact i was gonna ask, anyone fall in love with an mp prostitute? or date one? how’d it go? i’ve gotten telephone numbers but i never call ahahahaha.

But ya, most are pretty bah, fuck these guys.

LABaby213
08-03-18, 21:38
So a few weeks ago, I decided to check out "Popular brand of a Fabric Softener" Therapy.

Location wise, it's next to some businesses FYI if you are self conscious of by standers. Luckily it was fairly empty. I enter and this older mamasan greets me. $50 later, I'm in a room waiting for my therapist.

For the life of me, I can't remember her name but was this Korean MILF in a nice skimpy dress with potentially one of the best asses I've seen (Korean wise). Had a small gut but had a nice pair of C's. Gives me a so-so massage but within 5 minutes, she's fondling the twins through my thighs.

Asks to flip around and asks me what do I want. I go for FS of course and she starts giving the twins a nice tongue massage (giggity) and proceeds to do a CBJ. I was enjoying it so she kept going for another few minutes. Then she gets on the cowgirl position. IDK if it's an Asian thing but the kitty was tightttt, I almost had to throw her off me bc I couldn't last a few seconds without almost busting. Eventually (more like momentarily) I finished and we shared a laugh on how hard I was trying not to finish.

1. of damage but great service. Will def be back if I'm in the area again.

LABaby213
08-04-18, 01:23
I got two rules:

1 never eat the pussy.

2 never kiss a prostitute.

So I rarely ask for bb, but if it happens, it happens, like.

I broke rule number 1 of course with her because well, while sucking me she hopped on 69 style and shoved her pussy in my face hahaha. I mean ol shoved my toungue deep in her love hole too hahahahaha.Some say that a respectable lady of these professions would be much cleaner than a pick up at the club or on Tinder.

I will admit I've eaten out one night stands a few times but never a lady of the night. Seems very ironic of me but I'm somewhat intrigued. Top shelf women of course though haha.

Leche
08-05-18, 01:31
There isn't a place called Downey Therapy. Did you mean Downey Massage?


So a few weeks ago, I decided to check out "Popular brand of a Fabric Softener" Therapy.

Location wise, it's next to some businesses FYI if you are self conscious of by standers. Luckily it was fairly empty. I enter and this older mamasan greets me. $50 later, I'm in a room waiting for my therapist.

For the life of me, I can't remember her name but was this Korean MILF in a nice skimpy dress with potentially one of the best asses I've seen (Korean wise). Had a small gut but had a nice pair of C's. Gives me a so-so massage but within 5 minutes, she's fondling the twins through my thighs.

Asks to flip around and asks me what do I want. I go for FS of course and she starts giving the twins a nice tongue massage (giggity) and proceeds to do a CBJ. I was enjoying it so she kept going for another few minutes. Then she gets on the cowgirl position..

Snuggle Bunny
08-05-18, 11:59
I dunno about that, I've met some really sweet mp prostitutes LOL. in fact i was gonna ask, anyone fall in love with an mp prostitute? or date one? howd it go? ive gotten telephone numbers but i never call ahahahaha.

But ya, most are pretty bah, fuck these guys.Way back when I was a poor college student I dated a MP pro. We'd go on dates, exchange gifts and had a great time. She was probably in her thirties but damn she was put together well. After a year of seeing her and other women, I thought it would be a good idea to marry a woman my age and cut off the relationship. To this day I don't feel that was the best life choice but who knows?

Adm888
08-05-18, 12:37
I got two rules:

1 never eat the pussy.

2 never kiss a prostitute.

So I rarely ask for bb, but if it happens, it happens, like.

I broke rule number 1 of course with her because well, while sucking me she hopped on 69 style and shoved her pussy in my face hahaha. I mean ol shoved my toungue deep in her love hole too hahahahaha.My rule is to always DATY / DATO but I don't go to FS places.

Member #5794
08-05-18, 16:13
In a favorite pastime here, let's roll back to 2002-2003. Ginja in Sa mo on Wilshire and the 20's was offering k-girls that were better than any of the ladies offered at the westside apartments, and all for 50 to the house and 100 to the girl. I will just say "ono" and she was apparently in her 40's. If old bags that you could bareback was your thing, ocean 1 and ocean 2 were there, and if you just liked mediocre Asian meat, jazzluvr (remember that dud) would take you to the place above the pacific dining car where all the girls came at least six times. And every so often, there was a place like the place at 11819 Wilshire that had young thai gals that were there for about a month, greatest MP fuck ever.

Well, samo crushed the good places, leaving a-1 and other drek.

Even the westside, which had that self indulgence place or the place on sawtelle or the place on santa monica with hotties.

Fast forward to now. There is nothing left. I heard goldfinger in westwood has windows on the doors? Kiku and the other ones are fucken old age homes. The site of the maps literally has the same mantra. She had to be in her early 40's (add ten years, minimum), but I got to suck on her droopy tits, and she jerked me off.

What happened?

Lovergrrl
08-05-18, 19:08
My rule is to always DATY / DATO but I don't go to FS places.My philosophy as well, minus the Dato.

Kampfire
08-05-18, 20:16
In a favorite pastime here, let's roll back to 2002-2003. Ginja in Sa mo on Wilshire and the 20's was offering k-girls that were better than any of the ladies offered at the westside apartments, and all for 50 to the house and 100 to the girl. I will just say "ono" and she was apparently in her 40's. If old bags that you could bareback was your thing, ocean 1 and ocean 2 were there, and if you just liked mediocre Asian meat, jazzluvr (remember that dud) would take you to the place above the pacific dining car where all the girls came at least six times. And every so often, there was a place like the place at 11819 Wilshire that had young thai gals that were there for about a month, greatest MP fuck ever.

Well, samo crushed the good places, leaving a-1 and other drek.

Even the westside, which had that self indulgence place or the place on sawtelle or the place on santa monica with hotties.

Fast forward to now. There is nothing left. I heard goldfinger in westwood has windows on the doors? Kiku and the other ones are fucken old age homes. The site of the maps literally has the same mantra. She had to be in her early 40's (add ten years, minimum), but I got to suck on her droopy tits, and she jerked me off.

What happened?Right?! I loved that place, Nicole was hot af. A neverending parade of the hottest young Korean tail this city had to offer. The milfs over the Dining Car were fun too, I would zig and zag between them both.

Canuck6234
08-05-18, 22:17
In a favorite pastime here, let's roll back to 2002-2003. Ginja in Sa mo on Wilshire and the 20's was offering k-girls that were better than any of the ladies offered at the westside apartments, and all for 50 to the house and 100 to the girl. I will just say "ono" and she was apparently in her 40's. If old bags that you could bareback was your thing, ocean 1 and ocean 2 were there, and if you just liked mediocre Asian meat, jazzluvr (remember that dud) would take you to the place above the pacific dining car where all the girls came at least six times. And every so often, there was a place like the place at 11819 Wilshire that had young thai gals that were there for about a month, greatest MP fuck ever.

Well, samo crushed the good places, leaving a-1 and other drek.

Even the westside, which had that self indulgence place or the place on sawtelle or the place on santa monica with hotties.

Fast forward to now. There is nothing left. I heard goldfinger in westwood has windows on the doors? Kiku and the other ones are fucken old age homes. The site of the maps literally has the same mantra. She had to be in her early 40's (add ten years, minimum), but I got to suck on her droopy tits, and she jerked me off.

What happened?Yes those were the days. Remember when they would make a pretense of logging int the customers and their I. D. Those were some good times.

Member #5794
08-05-18, 22:34
Yes those were the days. Remember when they would make a pretense of logging int the customers and their I. D. Those were some good times.I used to sign in as who ever was the governor of california, but then fucken arnold got elected and I like the guy and did not want him to get in trouble (LOL, he fucked the maid!

The only thing about ginja that still weirds me out is that they did not have a massage table so much as a fucken altar. It was weird. Also, I cannot recall if it was bbbbbj, I think it was, but I just do not remember.

Anyone recall the place at 11819 upstairs? It was literally there for one day.

What was the name of the place on sawtelle or one block west, like palm or something? That place was ok.

LuvToPop
08-05-18, 23:29
Hey guys, I'm comming from the OC area because all my providers dissapeared, the only good thing now in OC is Nuru with young 20's girls for a buck no FS. Now I Have some fridays avail to dream and want to explore more.

I use to dream of a place with legit massage, but my provider was doing a very erotic prost. Fun before a very soft and slow HE from the back (doggie) and on the flip the finish was very slow. Total damage dreamt was. 70 and. 8 when double finish.

Is there anything like that in LA? Legit foot asian place with private or curtains?I would kill, nay, I would do anything to find intel on a nice and slow HE place especiallly with any kind of decent massage. I'm talking keep him at the edge for a good 30 minutes before letting him paint the ceiling. Would provide any type of hx help in return.

At a minimum hook me up with anything in Monterey Park. Thanks.

BenderOver
08-06-18, 00:21
I think you might want to re-think the notion that the Hoe want to protect the monger. LOL!

I am not sure that is ever the motivation behind a Hoe'e actions, or lack thereof.

LOL!I disagree. I went to an MP where the masseuse and I connected mentally very well. During the pleasure part, I slid down to daty her and she pulled me up immediately not allowing. I assumed that she just didn't like it. I discover later she takes it BBFS and I'm pretty sure that it was professional courtesy combined with a touch of affection that she wanted to warn me off of daty that day. I went back for seconds, thirds, fourths, etc many times. But since the first time, I never fell back in the mood to attempt daty again. Hehe.

HowdyDoody32
08-06-18, 01:16
My philosophy as well, minus the Dato.LOL DATO. Ispeking of which, I remember a sweet lady at YoYo whose O I ate out really hard and afterwards she took a damp towel and wiped my mouth out. Put on my socks and shoes for me. Sweet lady. Allie at HT put on my socks and shirts for me too. Some of these hoes are really sweet hahahaha.

Lovergrrl
08-06-18, 09:59
LOL DATO. Ispeking of which, I remember a sweet lady at YoYo whose O I ate out really hard and afterwards she took a damp towel and wiped my mouth out. Put on my socks and shoes for me. Sweet lady. Allie at HT put on my socks and shirts for me too. Some of these hoes are really sweet hahahaha.I recently had an RA literally dress me from head to toe after our session and it was very sweet. She was young too. You typically expect that kind of thing from the older women. This was at a place a couple of doors down from a spa filled with young hot Viet girls. Problem is that they got GPS bad. Been to that place twice and it was cold, clinical and routine. It didn't matter how hot they thought they were their shitty attitudes made it suck. The slightly older gals 2 doors away will get my money from now on. They know how to value customers and keep them coming back.

Oswalt
08-06-18, 19:35
Palm it was. I had a couple of decent visits there. And you are right, the westside in general, SM in particular sucks. And of course if you even think about going anywhere its impossible to get through the gridlock. I usually give up around Sepulveda. Can be an hour drive on Wilshire / SM blvd to get to WEHO, so you better be damn sure its going to be a good experience. When Elon Musk is finished with his tunnel his next project can be opening some MPs. Every 10 visits a free solar panel or Model 3 test drive.


I used to sign in as who ever was the governor of california, but then fucken arnold got elected and I like the guy and did not want him to get in trouble (LOL, he fucked the maid!

The only thing about ginja that still weirds me out is that they did not have a massage table so much as a fucken altar. It was weird. Also, I cannot recall if it was bbbbbj, I think it was, but I just do not remember.

Anyone recall the place at 11819 upstairs? It was literally there for one day.

What was the name of the place on sawtelle or one block west, like palm or something? That place was ok.

IJustWantToKno
08-07-18, 01:40
From out of town and in this area for the week. Anyone that can reccomend a place with a good massage / HE with a some what younger peovider. PM message if you want. If anyone is ever in the ATL area, I can return favor with some recs.

Kampfire
08-07-18, 15:34
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PrinceOfK
08-07-18, 17:57
Lookin for Thai or Chinese MP in downtown LA, Pasadena, Burbank area!

Feel free to DM or just respond thanks in advance!

MikeFandango
08-07-18, 18:39
From out of town and in this area for the week. Anyone that can reccomend a place with a good massage / HE with a some what younger peovider. PM message if you want. If anyone is ever in the ATL area, I can return favor with some recs.Younger providers?, no, all of them are late 30's +, if you are looking for FS, almost anyone on south el monte at garvey.

Fuck Cancer
08-07-18, 19:30
Yo what's up! It's your boy FC visiting from NYC.

I was in the area feeling horny and I heard you guys hyping up HT so I decided to pay a visit.

I rang the bell and mamasan let me in. Asked if I've been before and I told her first time. She asked how I heard about the place and I told her I read about it online. She seemed fairly convinced and showed me to my room. Told me she had a Latina ready but I asked for an Asian. She said I would have to wait a bit and I told her no problem. Collected. 5 house fee for half hour.

After 20 minutes or so this juicy k-girl walks in, curves in all the right places. Give her a big hug and grabbed a handful of that fat ass of hers. Really plump and scrumptious. Had a nice set of fake knockers on her as well. Told me her name was Jay and that she was 26 (which means she's probably 30) but definitely looks young and hot. Told me to lie down and started with a solid back massage as well as some teasing of the boys from behind. Flipped after a bit and but the cover on for some CBJ. Solid mouth action and then we started with mish and finished in doggie. Tried to make it last but that ass was too juicy and squeezing those tits from behind got me exploding in the bag after only a few minutes.

Cleaned me up with a hot towel and brought me a water. Got all my clothes ready and dressed me. Didn't talk tip until the very end. Tipped her $. 2 and she seemed very happy. Might have given her a bit more than necessary but it's cheaper than NYC and I was very happy with her service. How much do why'all usually tip at HT? She told me her name is Jay and that she only works Tuesdays. Told her I'd be leaving soon and she acted all sad. Told me to tell all my friends about her so here I am haha.

Will try to come back to sample more wares before I leave. How are the Latina's? I usually stick with the Asians because I generally prefer the more petite and spinner types, with the occasional big booty k girl (but no fat girls).

Peace out and happy mongering.

Leche
08-08-18, 01:58
Palm it was. I had a couple of decent visits there. And you are right, the westside in general, SM in particular sucks. And of course if you even think about going anywhere its impossible to get through the gridlock. I usually give up around Sepulveda. Can be an hour drive on Wilshire / SM blvd to get to WEHO, so you better be damn sure its going to be a good experience. When Elon Musk is finished with his tunnel his next project can be opening some MPs. Every 10 visits a free solar panel or Model 3 test drive.On Pico, right? Had my first ever session there.

Oswalt
08-08-18, 18:00
This one was on Sawtelle half a block up from SM Blvd.


On Pico, right? Had my first ever session there.

DGoodLife
08-09-18, 13:41
So I fucked the great carla di capri. 500 bucks. One pop. Not worth it.

First, these idiots girls do not know how to use an a / c. You keep the bedroom closed to the a / c stays in. It was like fucking in a sauna.

Second, she does not show her face, and for good reason. She looks like a cocker spaniel.

Third, her peeing in your face trick when you eat her out is fine, but not worth the price of dealing with a rather oddly manicured Bush. She kind of just lets her sides grow out, and she smells like cock down there.

Fourth, she must be on the crank as she sweats.

More, the age is showing, she has some hanging skin.

Further proving the downright lack of provenance on all of those review sites.I did her back about 8+ years ago, face yes not so umm bellissimo, body has always been soft. I call it skinny fat, the type of girl that can eat and eat does not work out and gains no weight. Back then her kitty was super tight and she f'd like a demon was in her so I went back a few times it was also 250 although I did get her down to 2 as a regular. I stopped seeing her as she gradually raise rates and was more into her sisterhood. Can't believe she is not at 5 ouch.

Member #5794
08-10-18, 16:48
I did her back about 8+ years ago, face yes not so umm bellissimo, body has always been soft. I call it skinny fat, the type of girl that can eat and eat does not work out and gains no weight. Back then her kitty was super tight and she f'd like a demon was in her so I went back a few times it was also 250 although I did get her down to 2 as a regular. I stopped seeing her as she gradually raise rates and was more into her sisterhood. Can't believe she is not at 5 ouch.My guess is that she takes some type of ped (provider enhancing drug) to keep herself thin. It was probably the worst 500 fook I have had. I do not remember when she was 250. At that price, it is not worth it neither.

HowdyDoody32
08-10-18, 21:08
Who's that? Some retired porn star on crack who escorts like Kat?

The Camel
08-10-18, 23:47
My guess is that she takes some type of ped (provider enhancing drug) to keep herself thin. It was probably the worst 500 fook I have had. I do not remember when she was 250. At that price, it is not worth it neither.The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.

Lovergrrl
08-11-18, 10:00
The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.

The Camel
08-11-18, 11:46
There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.I didn't mention it would be my last act and I would kill myself immediately afterwards. Maybe a shower in Niagra Falls?

Lovergrrl
08-11-18, 21:01
I didn't mention it would be my last act and I would kill myself immediately afterwards. Maybe a shower in Niagra Falls?Lmao! You might want to pen a nice apology to Justin Trudeau after that Niagara shower.

DreamFreez
08-12-18, 11:36
The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.Ivanka and Melania are Eastern European names, where did you find them? Is that a MP or a nuru place?

BootyWatcher69
08-12-18, 11:57
Ivanka and Melania are Eastern European names, where did you find them? Is that a MP or a nuru place?He was making a joke, he was implying Melania and Ivanka Trump.

Member #5794
08-12-18, 13:36
There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.

OhMY08
08-12-18, 14:32
Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.Spot on.

But as one of my friends friends father penned a not so itty bitty ditty.

"you're going to have to serve somebody".

People love servin. Strange but true.

As far as failing, sign me up as well and I will skip the shower thank you very much!

LOL.

Lovergrrl
08-12-18, 19:52
Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.I guess when you have little to no integrity it don't matter where the money or the pussy comes from, as long as it comes, lmao. I'll pass, thanks.

AsianPussy
08-13-18, 22:48
Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.Trump inc doesn't own a chunk of the upper west side:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/08/20/us/elections/donald-trump-owns-and-owes-debt-properties.html

There are others in NY that own more with much less debt.

Willie23
08-14-18, 10:44
Trump inc doesn't own a chunk of the upper west side:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/08/20/us/elections/donald-trump-owns-and-owes-debt-properties.html

There are others in NY that own more with much less debt.Trump is a highly-leveraged grifter with little to no net worth. If it weren't for Russians propping him up financially, he'd be a PPS at an AMP somewhere.

But back to topic: Chen's has apparently closed, Santa Monica Spa is reported closed for 'remodeling,' Ocean has closed. So the little cluster on the west edge of LA is gone. Phoenix on Lincoln closed, Sun closed, Ada Wong closed, Tina has never reappeared since her little Santa Monica venture didn't work out. I'm thinking there's a lot of pent-up demand out there. Where's everyone NOT interested in $230 hand jobs going for BBXX on the West side of LA? I rely on A-1 in times of need, but there must be something else out there.

PrinceOfK
08-14-18, 13:44
Yo what's up! It's your boy FC visiting from NYC.

I was in the area feeling horny and I heard you guys hyping up HT so I decided to pay a visit.

I rang the bell and mamasan let me in. Asked if I've been before and I told her first time. She asked how I heard about the place and I told her I read about it online. She seemed fairly convinced and showed me to my room. Told me she had a Latina ready but I asked for an Asian. She said I would have to wait a bit and I told her no problem. Collected. 5 house fee for half hour.

After 20 minutes or so this juicy k-girl walks in, curves in all the right places. Give her a big hug and grabbed a handful of that fat ass of hers. Really plump and scrumptious. Had a nice set of fake knockers on her as well. Told me her name was Jay and that she was 26 (which means she's probably 30) but definitely looks young and hot. Told me to lie down and started with a solid back massage as well as some teasing of the boys from behind. Flipped after a bit and but the cover on for some CBJ. Solid mouth action and then we started with mish and finished in doggie. Tried to make it last but that ass was too juicy and squeezing those tits from behind got me exploding in the bag after only a few minutes.

Cleaned me up with a hot towel and brought me a water. Got all my clothes ready and dressed me. Didn't talk tip until the very end. Tipped her $. 2 and she seemed very happy. Might have given her a bit more than necessary but it's cheaper than NYC and I was very happy with her service. How much do why'all usually tip at HT? She told me her name is Jay and that she only works Tuesdays. Told her I'd be leaving soon and she acted all sad. Told me to tell all my friends about her so here I am haha.

Will try to come back to sample more wares before I leave. How are the Latina's? I usually stick with the Asians because I generally prefer the more petite and spinner types, with the occasional big booty k girl (but no fat girls).

Peace out and happy mongering.I got to know, where HT? I love thick kgirls. Usually theyre too small for me.

Mr Sixty
08-14-18, 15:13
I came across this site today through, of all things, LinkedIn. I am so tempted to check it out, but I don't want to give personal information out to an operation. This appears to be a service that has configured itself to provide "fertility test services" that are covered by insurance: http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/.

It may just be a sham or a scam. If not, it is brilliant. It was the third image in the slide show that got my attention. According to the profile that got me there, they are in Culver City.

Come on, Hundred. This place has your name all over it!

Mb3333
08-14-18, 19:46
I came across this site today through, of all things, LinkedIn. I am so tempted to check it out, but I don't want to give personal information out to an operation. This appears to be a service that has configured itself to provide "fertility test services" that are covered by insurance: http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/.

It may just be a sham or a scam. If not, it is brilliant. It was the third image in the slide show that got my attention. According to the profile that got me there, they are in Culver City.

Come on, Hundred. This place has your name all over it!http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/home

Member #5794
08-14-18, 20:37
I came across this site today through, of all things, LinkedIn. I am so tempted to check it out, but I don't want to give personal information out to an operation. This appears to be a service that has configured itself to provide "fertility test services" that are covered by insurance: http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/.

It may just be a sham or a scam. If not, it is brilliant. It was the third image in the slide show that got my attention. According to the profile that got me there, they are in Culver City.

Come on, Hundred. This place has your name all over it!The website is broken, holmes.

The Camel
08-14-18, 23:17
I came across this site today through, of all things, LinkedIn. I am so tempted to check it out, but I don't want to give personal information out to an operation. This appears to be a service that has configured itself to provide "fertility test services" that are covered by insurance: http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/.

It may just be a sham or a scam. If not, it is brilliant. It was the third image in the slide show that got my attention. According to the profile that got me there, they are in Culver City.

Come on, Hundred. This place has your name all over it!Sixty, how did you figure out that this operation is in Culver City? I viewed every page of the website that Mb3333 linked (your link gives an error message), and not the slightest indication of a location or phone number or any Google-able element you could click on for further information. Still, I'll join you in the hope that Hundred will work his way through all the mystery and provide a hilarious review.

Btw, I love the reference to the esteemed founder Dr. Steven Foster. Try looking that one up. Two other "doctors" are identified by last name only. No ID at all for the comely "medical assistant" pictured who looks like the main reason to provide a sample. I would gladly fill a sample dish with her assistance. She needs to go independent and advertise on Erotic Monkey when they get around to creating a medical tab.

Mr Sixty
08-15-18, 12:07
Sixty, how did you figure out that this operation is in Culver City? I viewed every page of the website that Mb3333 linked (your link gives an error message), and not the slightest indication of a location or phone number or any Google-able element you could click on for further information. Still, I'll join you in the hope that Hundred will work his way through all the mystery and provide a hilarious review.

Btw, I love the reference to the esteemed founder Dr. Steven Foster. Try looking that one up. Two other "doctors" are identified by last name only. No ID at all for the comely "medical assistant" pictured who looks like the main reason to provide a sample. I would gladly fill a sample dish with her assistance. She needs to go independent and advertise on Erotic Monkey when they get around to creating a medical tab.Sorry for the bad link. I accidentally deleted the slash-home from the correct link, which as Mb3333 posted is http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/home (Thanks Mb3333! Great detective work!

I figured out it's in Culver City through the original LinkedIn referral that got me there. LinkedIn presented me with a referral to a supposed employee of the facility. Her profile showed her working at the facility in Culver City with the link to the facility. It seems they are very intelligently setting this up to a) screen their clientele, b) provide plausible deniability, c) fly UTR. It takes a little work to figure it out, so they know if you find them, you are looking for their services.

This quote is priceless: "If you just want to know your numbers, we have magazines you can look at, adult videos, male masturbation toys, lubricants, lotions, and we can send a Medical Assistant in to help you out. " Also, "One of the advantages to coming to AMF for your male reproductive needs is our uniquly (sic) hands-on approach. We prescribe ways for our patients to produce semen samples, and provide those methods in ways you will only find here at AMF. ".

What really got my attention was: "And we work diligently with you and your insurance company to get as much of our services covered as possible. ".

Word to the wise: Keep your insurance out of this. When the feds bust this place for insurance fraud, you don't want to be hauled in with the same net.

I like the secretary as much as the medical assistant. I'm still not going to give them my phone #, insurance co, and email address. .

Ale1832
08-15-18, 13:00
I'm visiting the LA / Pasadena area on the 22nd and just registered. I only gave my (altered) name and my (throwaway) email but made sure to mention I was excited to visit the clinic. I'll report back on what I'm sent, if anything.


Sorry for the bad link. I accidentally deleted the slash-home from the correct link, which as Mb3333 posted is http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/home (Thanks Mb3333! Great detective work!

I figured out it's in Culver City through the original LinkedIn referral that got me there. LinkedIn presented me with a referral to a supposed employee of the facility. Her profile showed her working at the facility in Culver City with the link to the facility. It seems they are very intelligently setting this up to a) screen their clientele, b) provide plausible deniability, c) fly UTR. It takes a little work to figure it out, so they know if you find them, you are looking for their services.

This quote is priceless: "If you just want to know your numbers, we have magazines you can look at, adult videos, male masturbation toys, lubricants, lotions, and we can send a Medical Assistant in to help you out. " Also, "One of the advantages to coming to AMF for your male reproductive needs is our uniquly (sic) hands-on approach. We prescribe ways for our patients to produce semen samples, and provide those methods in ways you will only find here at AMF. ".

What really got my attention was: "And we work diligently with you and your insurance company to get as much of our services covered as possible. ".

Word to the wise: Keep your insurance out of this. When the feds bust this place for insurance fraud, you don't want to be hauled in with the same net.

I like the secretary as much as the medical assistant. I'm still not going to give them my phone #, insurance co, and email address. .

GrittyB
08-15-18, 14:03
Hello All. I'm putting myself at the mercy of the board, as I have not travelled your way in forever and don't know my way around. I am coming in town in a few weeks and will be staying at the Westin Bonaventure on Figueroa. Interested in any quality incall parlors close by, or recommendations for outcall to my hotel. I am only interested in a near-therapist quality rub and and a parting handshake to send me away relaxed and happy. Any info is truly appreciated and if you find yourself headed to the Derby City I am happy to help. Stay safe!

Member #5794
08-15-18, 16:02
Sorry for the bad link. I accidentally deleted the slash-home from the correct link, which as Mb3333 posted is http://advancedmale.wixsite.com/home (Thanks Mb3333! Great detective work!

I figured out it's in Culver City through the original LinkedIn referral that got me there. LinkedIn presented me with a referral to a supposed employee of the facility. Her profile showed her working at the facility in Culver City with the link to the facility. It seems they are very intelligently setting this up to a) screen their clientele, b) provide plausible deniability, c) fly UTR. It takes a little work to figure it out, so they know if you find them, you are looking for their services.

This quote is priceless: "If you just want to know your numbers, we have magazines you can look at, adult videos, male masturbation toys, lubricants, lotions, and we can send a Medical Assistant in to help you out. " Also, "One of the advantages to coming to AMF for your male reproductive needs is our uniquly (sic) hands-on approach. We prescribe ways for our patients to produce semen samples, and provide those methods in ways you will only find here at AMF. ".

What really got my attention was: "And we work diligently with you and your insurance company to get as much of our services covered as possible. ".

Word to the wise: Keep your insurance out of this. When the feds bust this place for insurance fraud, you don't want to be hauled in with the same net.

I like the secretary as much as the medical assistant. I'm still not going to give them my phone #, insurance co, and email address. .What the heck it is I have no idea. I will advise if I get anything.

Mr Sixty
08-15-18, 16:34
I'm visiting the LA / Pasadena area on the 22nd and just registered. I only gave my (altered) name and my (throwaway) email but made sure to mention I was excited to visit the clinic. I'll report back on what I'm sent, if anything.You are my hero. Good luck!

Member #5794
08-15-18, 17:14
Hello All. I'm putting myself at the mercy of the board, as I have not travelled your way in forever and don't know my way around. I am coming in town in a few weeks and will be staying at the Westin Bonaventure on Figueroa. Interested in any quality incall parlors close by, or recommendations for outcall to my hotel. I am only interested in a near-therapist quality rub and and a parting handshake to send me away relaxed and happy. Any info is truly appreciated and if you find yourself headed to the Derby City I am happy to help. Stay safe!The bonaventure is a good hotel. Rumor has it that an ex mayor's aide in l. A. Arranged handjob parties there. I am not sure how to line up talent but maybe you can call this guy. https://www.dailynews.com/2008/07/11/ex-mayoral-aide-testifies-in-leland-wong-bribery-case/ LOL.

In any event, you will need a car. You are going to want to hit west hollywood, places like 8155 and momo. Fuck the near therapist qulity rub and just get FS, and if you are a pussy, then trade down to HE. You will pay 100 to 15 out the door.

If you want a white gal, go to the temple of bliss in larchmont, good qaulity massage, pathetic handie. Downtown is pretty dead cept for maybe the hostess clubs scene. Get yourself an la weekly, the online shit is pretty dead cause the govt shut it all down.

Tipisil
08-15-18, 17:22
I'm visiting the LA / Pasadena area on the 22nd and just registered. I only gave my (altered) name and my (throwaway) email but made sure to mention I was excited to visit the clinic. I'll report back on what I'm sent, if anything.Can't wait to read what the whole thing is about.

BigBadNut
08-15-18, 21:37
Trump is a highly-leveraged grifter with little to no net worth. If it weren't for Russians propping him up financially, he'd be a PPS at an AMP somewhere.

But back to topic: Chen's has apparently closed, Santa Monica Spa is reported closed for 'remodeling,' Ocean has closed. So the little cluster on the west edge of LA is gone. Phoenix on Lincoln closed, Sun closed, Ada Wong closed, Tina has never reappeared since her little Santa Monica venture didn't work out. I'm thinking there's a lot of pent-up demand out there. Where's everyone NOT interested in $230 hand jobs going for BBXX on the West side of LA? I rely on A-1 in times of need, but there must be something else out there.Did a drive by on Ocean and they were open. Mama seemed surprised to see me and asked how I knew they had just reopened the doors a the day before (two weeks ago or so). Had a fun K girl great technique and very sexy. Prob 35-40.

WhoreMaster 91
08-16-18, 06:10
What the heck it is I have no idea. I will advise if I get anything.Wow looks promising.

GrittyB
08-16-18, 13:33
The bonaventure is a good hotel. Rumor has it that an ex mayor's aide in l. A. Arranged handjob parties there. I am not sure how to line up talent but maybe you can call this guy. https://www.dailynews.com/2008/07/11/ex-mayoral-aide-testifies-in-leland-wong-bribery-case/ LOL.

In any event, you will need a car. You are going to want to hit west hollywood, places like 8155 and momo. Fuck the near therapist qulity rub and just get FS, and if you are a pussy, then trade down to HE. You will pay 100 to 15 out the door.

If you want a white gal, go to the temple of bliss in larchmont, good qaulity massage, pathetic handie. Downtown is pretty dead cept for maybe the hostess clubs scene. Get yourself an la weekly, the online shit is pretty dead cause the govt shut it all down.Thanks for the info. !

Mr Sixty
08-16-18, 18:30
What the heck it is I have no idea. I will advise if I get anything.You are a helluva good sport, and also my hero. Thank you.

Member #5794
08-16-18, 21:24
You are a helluva good sport, and also my hero. Thank you.I have not received a reply from the handjob err fertility clinic.

HowdyDoody32
08-17-18, 20:56
Went to all seasons in city of Dow-knee. I think this ho house is run by same peeps that run dow-knee therapy (DT). Cfs. Koreans. Had a chick I seen before at DT.

The Camel
08-17-18, 23:31
Hello All. I'm putting myself at the mercy of the board, as I have not travelled your way in forever and don't know my way around. I am coming in town in a few weeks and will be staying at the Westin Bonaventure on Figueroa. Interested in any quality incall parlors close by, or recommendations for outcall to my hotel. I am only interested in a near-therapist quality rub and and a parting handshake to send me away relaxed and happy. Any info is truly ppreciated and if you find yourself headed to the Derby City I am happy to help. Stay safe!I was looking over the Rub Maps site and was surprised that there still is what appears to be a decent Rub & Tug not far from the Bonaventure. It's actually in Chinatown probably within 1. 5 miles at most from your hotel. Plenty of reviews from satisfied customers reporting girls covering the age range from reasonably young into the 30's and 40's. Good massage and HJ ending. Find it at: 8xx N. Spring Street #1xx.

Los Angeles, California 90012.

Phone Number:

213xxxx829.

BigBlueBoy11
08-18-18, 03:34
I was looking over the Rub Maps site and was surprised that there still is what appears to be a decent Rub & Tug not far from the Bonaventure. It's actually in Chinatown probably within 1. 5 miles at most from your hotel. Plenty of reviews from satisfied customers reporting girls covering the age range from reasonably young into the 30's and 40's. Good massage and HJ ending. Find it at: 818 N. Spring Street #128..I go there often no FS only HJ and FJ Amy sexy an fun but she like to rush in an out the other girl will let you EAT why. Just be careful the love to over charge.

Member #5794
08-19-18, 00:19
Hold on boys, this is going to be a rattler.

So, I would put up my bona fides in general at the AMP scene in LA city (not county), so SGV is not included, and yes, I did go to an AAMP once and it was disgusting as 3 day old watermelon at burning man. Of exception is vlad or irie and tjinla all of whom hit the original sun / hou in inglehood (sic), and the olden goldies in the valley. Like best and chanel. I only hit joy and time. In any event, I have been to many MPs and can grade pass fail pretty easy. Because I had to travel to the east coast I subbed to the maps site, which is a monumental waste of money. I mean if you plotted a histogram of the ages of asian women, not every single one is 36-40 years of age.

In any event, I am kind of burned out of the fig. The customer service is at wells fargo levels, the heat makes an hour stay at the flight seem like doing hot yoga in a fireman's uniform, and the reports of helicopters, drones, swat teams, sidewalk taco joints, bird scooters, and no WSW makes it a no go for me right now.

I read some of the reviews on super spa, the place is basically at the corner of sepulveda and the southwest airlines tarmac at terminal 1 at lax, and there were 99 reviews. The reviews were not splendid, but at least there was life, and all the girls seemed to be ages 36-40.

So I called, just to make sure they were open, there have been a lot of closures lately on the westside due to the lack of hard hitting advertising on backpage.

I go down sepulveda for like 100 miles and finally made it to the rear parking lot of s spa. I parked on the street thank you, that parking lots has got more cars with body damage than the fucken cal worthington in aleppo.

I am walking in and out walks the mamasan from central casting. Fat all over, smiley face, english vocabulary of about 18 words and someone you would not fuck with tom brady's dick.

You walk in this place and go down what is the longest hallway west of the danube. You get to this really fucken nice lobby showing a korean woman's team playing basketball. Better defense than UCLA that is for sure.

MMS shows you a price list, she is pushing the 90 dollar hot shower table show, but I opt for the 65 hour without the car and ball wash. I know I have lectured you all that you must take the table shower, but that is only if you know who will be your tech. This one was a wildcard, and given what came next, I chose wisely.

So I get escorted to a rectangular room with a translucent window (not sure if that is the right word, you can see out, no one can see in unless they go real close) cut into the top of the door.

I get nude and in walk "Sapia" or "sophia", a late 40's (and I am sure I am off by at least 5 years) high bmi asian woman. Not obese, actually her body is clinically acceptable wearing black stretch pants and the bebe rhinestone scoop top. You will know you got sapia when you see her face and then recoil in shame. She is just ugly. A pussy hair past homely, but definitely ugly. Not hidesous, but ugly.

Anyhow, she lays a towel over me as I am face down and does a thorough massage, no teasing at all. I had to fight her from massaging my arm, and she was like relax, and I was like I am going to fucken call animal control. That goes on for 30 minutes, followed by my denial of the offer for hot oil and then she hot toweled the living shit out of me face down.

I turn over and am covered by a sheet that is as flimsy as the dodger right handers. She again goes a little too hard and finally makes it to my hard dick (embarassing for me that I got hard with this mutt), and says OK? So she takes off the sheet and does a pretty awful handjob but slightly ameliorated by her shoving her finger up my ass.

I let her really work so I hit the full hour and nutted. She said "you strong" (I have never heard that before at an MP, they should use that line at other ones), and then tried to castrate me using the hot towel for clean up. I elected to self serve so that if fig ever gets its act together I can fuck someone there. She left to maybe get some towels or who knows what, and I got dressed and was dressed when she came in. I explained I had to leave because I had a 7 oclock contract bridge game. I left her the only non 20 bill I had, a 50 and walked out the exit. I did see the tech waiting room and I swear I saw a great grandma in there.

This place is nonsense.

HowdyDoody32
08-19-18, 10:39
Ahahahahaha I feel you there. I've done my share of ugly asian grannies too. Some of them can be pretty fun, and I'm sure they can use the extra money too so I rarely say, "no. Please leave my cock alone. " I've been tempted to go back to escort hunting for some younger stuff though.

Lovergrrl
08-19-18, 11:13
This place is nonsense.You picked about the worst place possible. Congrats!

Member #5794
08-19-18, 13:17
You picked about the worst place possible. Congrats!I dispute that. Kiku is worse. A-1 too. I think. This place was clean and they did not have the bullshitness to offer me a water.

Mr Sixty
08-19-18, 14:21
Hold on boys, this is going to be a rattler.

This place is nonsense.Thanks for going to this place and reporting back. Super Dump has been there for at least 30 years. It used to be a straight-out rip off joint for many years. I remember reading reports on various forums (fora?) about how bad it was, and the general "rip of tourists straight off the plane from LAX attitude. Then, I would see occasional reports of extras happening, but it was really sketchy. I've been curious for a long time, and occasionally thought, maybe some day, I would TOFTT and see what happened. Now, I don't have to do that for another 10 years.

If you are in the area, I have heard good things about Lennox Acupressure, which is just a little further south, and Amy Acupressure, which is south and east. Apparently, there is nothing worthwhile near LAX, and no one cares if tourists get ripped off. (The same is true of strip clubs in the area.).

Crimsonquiggs
08-19-18, 19:33
Hold on boys, this is going to be a rattler.

This place is nonsense.Hit this place up a few years ago and never went back. They tried to get me to wear some of these XXXXL boxers -- I doubt they would even stay up on Trump's fat ass, they were that big. Perhaps that says something about the size of some of you fine gentlemen, but when the lady saw that it fit about as well as a military-grade parachute around my waist, she said screw it and we went with just the towel.

Opted for the table shower at the end and got a handy in there. But it was a disaster. Cold, water kept washing away any lube, no touching, etc. I think I was literally laughing as I exited. And I do remember that comically long hallway as well.

Anyway, welcome to the club, Hundred!

Tipisil
08-19-18, 22:42
I have not received a reply from the handjob err fertility clinic.I left my basic info as well. And here I was aching to know my sperm count.

Jokeman55
08-20-18, 00:33
Thanks for going to this place and reporting back. Super Dump has been there for at least 30 years. It used to be a straight-out rip off joint for many years. I remember reading reports on various forums (fora?) about how bad it was, and the general "rip of tourists straight off the plane from LAX attitude. Then, I would see occasional reports of extras happening, but it was really sketchy. I've been curious for a long time, and occasionally thought, maybe some day, I would TOFTT and see what happened. Now, I don't have to do that for another 10 years.

If you are in the area, I have heard good things about Lennox Acupressure, which is just a little further south, and Amy Acupressure, which is south and east. Apparently, there is nothing worthwhile near LAX, and no one cares if tourists get ripped off. (The same is true of strip clubs in the area.).You might try VIP Spa in the strip mall at Manchester and Osage. I had Kerry once last year. She was Asian but since then there has only been Hispanic help. A few doors down is LaLa massage but the one time I went there the gal would only show her AA's after considerable prodding and all I got was Rub 'and' Tug. I only gave her $20. She was pissed, but fuck 'er, I wasn't coming back. MMS at VIP said, "ah, they Chinese, they don't know how to run the place!

HowdyDoody32
08-20-18, 01:28
So looks like fertility clinic = fishing website?

WhoreMaster 91
08-20-18, 05:36
The bonaventure is a good hotel. Rumor has it that an ex mayor's aide in l. A. Arranged handjob parties there. I am not sure how to line up talent but maybe you can call this guy. https://www.dailynews.com/2008/07/11/ex-mayoral-aide-testifies-in-leland-wong-bribery-case/ LOL.

In any event, you will need a car. You are going to want to hit west hollywood, places like 8155 and momo. Fuck the near therapist qulity rub and just get FS, and if you are a pussy, then trade down to HE. You will pay 100 to 15 out the door.

If you want a white gal, go to the temple of bliss in larchmont, good qaulity massage, pathetic handie. Downtown is pretty dead cept for maybe the hostess clubs scene. Get yourself an la weekly, the online shit is pretty dead cause the govt shut it all down.Any other options for White gals??

Lovergrrl
08-20-18, 10:13
You might try VIP Spa in the strip mall at Manchester and Osage. I had Kerry once last year. She was Asian but since then there has only been Hispanic help. A few doors down is LaLa massage but the one time I went there the gal would only show her AA's after considerable prodding and all I got was Rub 'and' Tug. I only gave her $20. She was pissed, but fuck 'er, I wasn't coming back. MMS at VIP said, "ah, they Chinese, they don't know how to run the place!I been to both places and had a decent time at Lala with a friendly and talented offer Korean lady. $. 4 tip and she was happy. Got a smokin' hot Latina at VIP that wasn't too experienced with females and wasnt that great but the worst part was her ridiculous upsell at the end. Crazy broad wanted $2 for a handy. Gave her $.5 and bounced. Would return to LaLa but probably not VIP.

AsianPussy
08-20-18, 10:57
Any other options for White gals??Honey spa in the OC has some cute 20 ish white girls, HE only.

Wj0272
08-20-18, 14:33
Honey spa in the OC has some cute 20 ish white girls, HE only.There's a bunch a spas in that complex and it's GOOD!

Mr Sixty
08-20-18, 19:30
So looks like fertility clinic = fishing website?Dang. I hope not. I guess it's the old saying, "If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. ".

WhoreMaster 91
08-21-18, 05:50
Honey spa in the OC has some cute 20 ish white girls, HE only.Thanks but ill rather go to a Korean or Chinese shop for HE.

Ale1832
08-21-18, 06:05
I never received an email form that clinic, spam or otherwise.

I'll be visiting starting on Wednesday, and will have a few hours to kill before my air bnb opens up in pasadena. I was wondering if someone could give me a quick rundown of the best two or three spots. I'm craving a pretty and busty latina or korean girl. The town I live in now has a few spots but the girls are just awful, so I'm hoping LA has something to offer that is above my usual grade.

I'd be more than willing to trade info about the DMV area tho if any of you travel east. PM me or respond, either way. And thanks in advance.

Ale1832
08-21-18, 23:14
Has anyone seen Nevada? I've looked around for review but I just keep getting stuff about Las Vegas LOL.

https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/4610944.htm?cat=83

Yoyo8899
08-22-18, 03:00
Has anyone seen Nevada? I've looked around for review but I just keep getting stuff about Las Vegas LOL.

https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/4610944.htm?cat=83At least that was my communication with her last week. She's been hard to reach lately.

DreamFreez
08-23-18, 18:26
Has anyone seen Nevada? I've looked around for review but I just keep getting stuff about Las Vegas LOL.

https://massage.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/4610944.htm?cat=83I was planning my trip to Vegas, just noticed Los Angeles LOL. How's the service like?

BacklumChaam
08-24-18, 18:34
I was planning my trip to Vegas, just noticed Los Angeles LOL. How's the service like?Saw her once. Fucking hot. Great DFK. Sexy massage on table then CFS on bed. Groovy chick. Worth a visit.

GameCockPitch
08-25-18, 06:45
Hey guys, I'm relatively new to the site although not new to the hobby. I was recently in OC and had a good experience at this place. I had been here back in January and had a good experience, so returned. I got Lucy, attractive, 40 ish, average massage, but was very playful during the massage. On the flip she massages my legs and saw I was hard. She started massaging my cock just a little. She could tell by my smile that it was what I wanted so she proceeded to give me a HJ. She actually massaged me more after I came. I gave her $40, but on the way out she followed me and pressed me for $60. I have mixed feelings about going back and paying $60 for a HJ. Am interested in what some of you other guys think, thanks!

BruceBanner
08-25-18, 16:18
Hey guys, I'm relatively new to the site although not new to the hobby. I was recently in OC and had a good experience at this place. I had been here back in January and had a good experience, so returned. I got Lucy, attractive, 40 ish, average massage, but was very playful during the massage. On the flip she massages my legs and saw I was hard. She started massaging my cock just a little. She could tell by my smile that it was what I wanted so she proceeded to give me a HJ. She actually massaged me more after I came. I gave her $40, but on the way out she followed me and pressed me for $60. I have mixed feelings about going back and paying $60 for a HJ. Am interested in what some of you other guys think, thanks!Perhaps you come off as a nice guy, so she thinks she can press you for an additional twenty. Or she believes you were really into her and is possibly using her looks to get extra cash.

HowdyDoody32
08-26-18, 00:05
I never go to a new place with high expectations, and place like this are why LOL. So I decided to try this new place out in la habra just for the lolz. They advertise daily on cityxguide here:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/626-492-7693-best-massgae-new-asian-girls-12289993

Nobody spoke a lick of english. Paid and got a legit massage from a 40 yr old Chinese phatty. pig phatty oink oink oin phatty. Massage was shit, and she even asked me once, "my massage no good right?" I just kind of smiled to that. But I wanted to say, "ya you know your massage is shit if you have to ask if it's shit LOL. but she wouldnt understand me anyways so whatever.

At the end I clicked my heels three times and said outloud, "please don't offer me a handy you phatty. ". seriously i really did lol. and thank the mp godz my prayers were answered!

Which is fine because she replied to that with, 'is that ok?" which was the limit of her english vocabulary as she said that over and over during massage.

45 total. 35 + 10. I had a great LOL. about the only thing truthful in their ads are that they are asian.

As I left they said come again and to test their vocabulary limits I replied with a happy wave, a smile, and a "I don't think so. " and they continued to smile and wave back.

BigBuddy21
08-27-18, 11:27
So I was cruising around the burbank glendale area looking foe a good maasage and tug and landed on this place off glenoaks. Walk in and thr place off top looks legit so I'm tempted to turn around. As I walk to the desk (which is right behind the door) the lady looks me up and down and says hi with a smile. My first thought is yes, I got a winner. But after an amazing massage and lots of teasing. Nothing. So I tipped her for a great massage and decide it wasnt a winner. Something tells me to try it again. Boy am I glad I did. The same lady I see walking in brings another lady to my room who basically spent the whole time teasing me and gives me the best HJ ever. I even got her to accepy 30 for the HJ because she liked the buddy quite a bit. Now I go ever week and all thr girls are down so its a go to spot at this point.

Member #5794
08-27-18, 17:27
So I was cruising around the burbank glendale area looking foe a good maasage and tug and landed on this place off glenoaks. Walk in and thr place off top looks legit so I'm tempted to turn around. As I walk to the desk (which is right behind the door) the lady looks me up and down and says hi with a smile. My first thought is yes, I got a winner. But after an amazing massage and lots of teasing. Nothing. So I tipped her for a great massage and decide it wasnt a winner. Something tells me to try it again. Boy am I glad I did. The same lady I see walking in brings another lady to my room who basically spent the whole time teasing me and gives me the best HJ ever. I even got her to accepy 30 for the HJ because she liked the buddy quite a bit. Now I go ever week and all thr girls are down so its a go to spot at this point.Any clue as to the name?

Nutzoid
08-27-18, 17:55
So I was cruising around the burbank glendale area looking foe a good maasage and tug and landed on this place off glenoaks. Walk in and thr place off top looks legit so I'm tempted to turn around. As I walk to the desk (which is right behind the door) the lady looks me up and down and says hi with a smile. My first thought is yes, I got a winner. But after an amazing massage and lots of teasing. Nothing. So I tipped her for a great massage and decide it wasnt a winner. Something tells me to try it again. Boy am I glad I did. The same lady I see walking in brings another lady to my room who basically spent the whole time teasing me and gives me the best HJ ever. I even got her to accepy 30 for the HJ because she liked the buddy quite a bit. Now I go ever week and all thr girls are down so its a go to spot at this point.So. What is the name of this jack shack?

BigBuddy21
08-28-18, 22:02
So. What is the name of this jack shack?Its on glenoaks and verdugo I never remember the name. Only one there.

Clandestine82
08-29-18, 15:46
If it's a basic handy and nothing to write home about then stick with what you gave her. If she asks for more just calmly but firmly say "sorry, that's all I got" and move on. Now you know which one to avoid.


Hey guys, I'm relatively new to the site although not new to the hobby. I was recently in OC and had a good experience at this place. I had been here back in January and had a good experience, so returned. I got Lucy, attractive, 40 ish, average massage, but was very playful during the massage. On the flip she massages my legs and saw I was hard. She started massaging my cock just a little. She could tell by my smile that it was what I wanted so she proceeded to give me a HJ. She actually massaged me more after I came. I gave her $40, but on the way out she followed me and pressed me for $60. I have mixed feelings about going back and paying $60 for a HJ. Am interested in what some of you other guys think, thanks!

HowdyDoody32
08-30-18, 00:37
Name of girl in title.

Cathay in Bellflower, well known FS place.

29 yrs old decent body, average looks.

Looks older though. Hard life in China before coming here.

Chinese.

Nice nipples that mean old stick out when hard.

And I sucked on them appropriately.

Hair pie alert!

Mean ol hairy pussy.

And yes, I ate it. DATY, DATO, titty sucking.

Hair pie is good. Must floss now.

Great CFS. So so CBJ.

Mish, dogiie, side doggie, handie.

Would repeat.

40 plus 100.

Twerks Tue and Wed.

So much better than the 150 I spent on a lame escort recently.

Bro Hymn
08-30-18, 02:16
I've posted in sgv asking about anyone offering a high quality massage with extras, but I haven't found it yet. I would greatly appreciate some tips because I'm tired of limp, overly oily teasing / grazing. I am willing to try independent / private and pay a bit more than your average AMP / aamp. I've already visited victoria love, who was pretty hot and gave a decent massage but the latex glove he was just too weird for me. I miss the days of being able to find random, independent girls on cv, thatmall or even CL. I hope this period passes and we can get back to mongering properly.

Mr Sixty
08-30-18, 21:13
I've posted in sgv asking about anyone offering a high quality massage with extras, but I haven't found it yet. I would greatly appreciate some tips because I'm tired of limp, overly oily teasing / grazing. I am willing to try independent / private and pay a bit more than your average AMP / aamp. I've already visited victoria love, who was pretty hot and gave a decent massage but the latex glove he was just too weird for me. I miss the days of being able to find random, independent girls on cv, thatmall or even CL. I hope this period passes and we can get back to mongering properly.Check the OC thread. Some guys have been talking about Krystal, who works at two AMPs there. Fully certified massage therapist, who will do nude B2 B and handies, but no FS. Getting many rave reviews for her hotness and enthusiasm.

Lovergrrl
08-30-18, 23:59
Check the OC thread. Some guys have been talking about Krystal, who works at two AMPs there. Fully certified massage therapist, who will do nude B2 B and handies, but no FS. Getting many rave reviews for her hotness and enthusiasm.Yes she is worth a visit.

Tipisil
08-31-18, 09:36
I've posted in sgv asking about anyone offering a high quality massage with extras, but I haven't found it yet. I would greatly appreciate some tips because I'm tired of limp, overly oily teasing / grazing. I am willing to try independent / private and pay a bit more than your average AMP / aamp. I've already visited victoria love, who was pretty hot and gave a decent massage but the latex glove he was just too weird for me. I miss the days of being able to find random, independent girls on cv, thatmall or even CL. I hope this period passes and we can get back to mongering properly.Check the OC thread. It might be a bit of a drive but worth it for sho you find.

MassageTourist
09-01-18, 20:42
Name of girl in title.First time poster, virgin on the field. I just need to nut. Been eyeing this place since it had a dispensary next to it maybe 3 years ago. Never done the whole are&t thing but I'm learning from this site. You have any tips on this particular place? You can PM me if it's safer.

HowdyDoody32
09-02-18, 00:24
First time poster, virgin on the field. I just need to nut. Been eyeing this place since it had a dispensary next to it maybe 3 years ago. Never done the whole are&t thing but I'm learning from this site. You have any tips on this particular place? You can PM me if it's safer.1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area.

13 don't scream or squirm or say no the closer she gets to your privates.

14 say nothing or moan and groan like you like it.

15 at this point you're not LE and she may massage your crack.

16 and nutsack too. she may remove towel too. now shes not LE either.

17 she'll ask you to flip.

18 try to get a stiffy lmao.

19 she'll ask what do you want.

20 say everything.

21 if everything not on table, point to your mouth.

22 not available, then just make jerk off gesture in air.

23 she may ask more money right away, like 100, or 140.

24 it depends on place and on girl, negotiate if necessary.

25 get your fuck on.

26 you should also tip another 20 after. not always necessary, but some places if you dont tip theyll follow you out the door and jock you.

27 you can tip more after if you like, if you like her.

28 and next few more times you see her ask for her telephone number and if she'll see you outside.

Usually 40 extra for handy.

40-80 for CBJ.

80-100 for BBBJ.

100-140 for CFS.

140-200 for BBFS.

these numbers are what chicks usually ask for. you may need to negotiate sometimes.

thats usually how it goes for me, and that includes any MP not Rose 999 lmao.

I put the upper limits there to let you know to NEVER pay more than that. try to stay on the low end. if they want too much, don’t be afraid to say, “no thank you.” and just your massage and leave.

Upper limit is for shit like insanely hot chicks you want to pursue her outside the parlor.

MassageTourist
09-02-18, 02:22
1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area..This is the most informational post I've ever seen on anything. Thank you for this! One question, do they have a premassage shower? Again, thank you!

Willie23
09-02-18, 10:20
1 just open door and walk in.

2 walk to window with 40 bucks ready.

3 say, hi, 30 min please.

4 hand her 40.

5 she'll open door for you.

6 follow her to room.

7 she'll tell you to undress and lie down.

8 get fully nekkid and lie face down on table.

9 put towel over your butt.

10 she come in and massage you.

11 let her massage you.

12 eventually she will massage your butt area.

13 don't scream or squirm or say no the closer she gets to your privates.

14 say nothing or moan and groan like you like it.

15 at this point you're not LE and she may massage your crack.

16 and nutsack too. she may remove towel too. now shes not LE either.

17 she'll ask you to flip.

18 try to get a stiffy lmao.

19 she'll ask what do you want.

20 say everything.

21 if everything not on table, point to your mouth.

22 not available, then just make jerk off gesture in air.

23 she may ask more money right away, like 100, or 140.

24 it depends on place and on girl, negotiate if necessary.

25 get your fuck on.

26 you should also tip another 20 after. not always necessary, but some places if you dont tip theyll follow you out the door and jock you.

27 you can tip more after if you like, if you like her.

28 and next few more times you see her ask for her telephone number and if she'll see you outside.

Usually 40 extra for handy.

40-80 for CBJ.

80-100 for BBBJ.

100-140 for CFS.

140-200 for BBFS.

these numbers are what chicks usually ask for. you may need to negotiate sometimes.

thats usually how it goes for me, and that includes any MP not Rose 999 lmao.

I put the upper limits there to let you know to NEVER pay more than that. try to stay on the low end. if they want too much, dont be afraid to say, no thank you. and just your massage and leave.

Upper limit is for shit like insanely hot chicks you want to pursue her outside the parlor.Excellent newbie advice.

I would add:

4 a. Always keep 20's, at least one 10 and a couple 5's after paying for the massage time. The house will almost always give you change, but your provider may pocket it, so get your change beforehand.

27 a. You are setting a precedent with your tip. It's what she'll expect next time, so if you overtip the first time, your budget may regret it later.

HowdyDoody32
09-02-18, 11:22
This is the most informational post I've ever seen on anything. Thank you for this! One question, do they have a premassage shower? Again, thank you!As my friend Hundred says, "If they have a table shower, take it! rubmaps says if they have table shower. almost always chick stays dressed and wears special water apron.

But only if it's 10 or 15 bucks more. I've seen places charge twice as much. Screw that. M&A in downey has a table shower and I get it every time now. Feels good. Great way to break the nekkid ice. If you do take table shower, get completely nekkid LOL. If a place is legit they'll tell you to put your boxers back on, put a towel over your privates, or give you special underwear. Gross right?

HowdyDoody32
09-02-18, 11:33
Excellent newbie advice.

I would add:

4 a. Always keep 20's, at least one 10 and a couple 5's after paying for the massage time. The house will almost always give you change, but your provider may pocket it, so get your change beforehand.

27 a. You are setting a precedent with your tip. It's what she'll expect next time, so if you overtip the first time, your budget may regret it later.Oh yeah let me add 4 b. Never carry more money than you're willing to spend. Some mongers have reported some chicks will even downright go through your wallet. If you a going to an unreviewed MP, or one of those you see on ad sites but not on rubmaps, I would leave wallet and credit card at home or in car. Thefts and robberies are rare but do happen.
i remember there was a latina massage that advertised on BP a lot, in downey on firestone and lakewood, i think operating at that creepy motel near in and out burger. places like that. park far away and walk there too. i generally avoid these places unless reviewed. as a newbie, stay away from these places.

Member #5794
09-02-18, 12:28
With re to howdydoody's awesome post.

One final thing. Never take the free water.

As the man said, here endeth the lesson!

Tipisil
09-02-18, 20:41
With re to howdydoody's awesome post.

One final thing. Never take the free water.

As the man said, here endeth the lesson!Its good to stay hydrated. But I never take the water at MP's or casitas because it makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Albeit a hydrated thumb.

MassageTourist
09-03-18, 00:23
Excellent advice all around! Appreciate all the info. Follow up question, why not take / drink water when offered?

Lovergrrl
09-03-18, 10:49
I always try and pay the house fee guaranteeing that I will have change due back. That way when she brings the change back I tell her to leave it near my phone, which happens to have a nice tip laid under it. That way I know she will see the tip. Works every time.

And yeah I don't get the water thing at all either. Unless it has something to do with the stupid fear of being seen coming out of an AMP.

HowdyDoody32
09-03-18, 12:26
Excellent advice all around! Appreciate all the info. Follow up question, why not take / drink water when offered?Accept them and you'll see why lmao.

After a few trips let me know how many half-empty water bottles you got rotting in your car ahhahahaha. once these bottles get in yo car they tend to stay in yo car lmao.

If you have a wife she be like, "where you be getting all these (costco kirkland, walmart brand) bottles from?

btw, as a male monger i would not leave tip out in open unless you know the parlor well. you can leave a 100 bill, she give you just a handy but you were expecting a CBJ or CFS, and shell be like, wasnt that for me? then youll have to explain why. had it happen once at the now closed la habra accu and never again do i do that lol. but if you know place is FS and its your first time there, like say going to HT in inglewood, go for it its fine.

a female mongers different though, sexist but true. a MP girl sees a man she assumes hes a monger, but if she sees a girl she doesnt. that open money tells the MP girl, shes a monger lol.

a male monger doesnt have to initiate anything. the girl can tell if youre a monger. you dont have to rub her thighs or grab her ass or leave large tip money out in open; its not necessary. some guys do it but its not necessary. once had a girl tell me, your hands are cold. and she put my hands on her thighs. dont object. next thing i know she puts them on her tits. dont object. now theyre on her pussy lol. dont object. and next thing you know we be fucking ahhahahaha.

also, shower b4 you go.
wash your ass (many chick will blow air in your crack or tickle your salad)
be presentable.
i purposely stay in excellent physical condition just for this hobby.

OCaznLuvr
09-03-18, 14:26
Howdy, Great advice. You should write a book on mongering "Mongering for Dummies", LOL!

You are spot on the water bottle issue and must have talked to my wife! The exact thing happened to me and I was lucky that day my gym was having special promo and handing out small water bottles. I came home, picked up the wife for shopping and she asked the same question. She made me go back to the gym and prove where the bottle came from. I got lucky but I'm sure all those bottles create a question / thought whether asked or not. I don't accept any water unless bottled and know that I will drink it before getting home.

Member #5794
09-03-18, 18:50
Excellent advice all around! Appreciate all the info. Follow up question, why not take / drink water when offered?I think I will be immediately deleted if I expressed my true feelings about mongers who either (a) refuse a table shower or (b) take the free water. The free water given at the end if just bullshit. And as they way, bullshit is bullshit. First off, invariably, the water bottle they give you is this sub 8 ounce thing that I have only seen at massage parlors or birthday parties for three year olds. There is no way to explain how you got the water if a wife or someone comes in your car. Second, it is not free, you are paying for it. I can get my own fucken water. I would rather they spend the overhead on 800 thread count sheets, almond oil (not baby oil, ugh), or some weight loss program for the staff. Third, I just think it is funny that there should be a rule that you do not take the water.

Tipisil
09-03-18, 22:37
Howdy, Great advice. You should write a book on mongering "Mongering for Dummies", LOL!

You are spot on the water bottle issue and must have talked to my wife! The exact thing happened to me and I was lucky that day my gym was having special promo and handing out small water bottles. I came home, picked up the wife for shopping and she asked the same question. She made me go back to the gym and prove where the bottle came from. I got lucky but I'm sure all those bottles create a question / thought whether asked or not. I don't accept any water unless bottled and know that I will drink it before getting home.Holy crap. That's intense that our had to head back to the gym. Insane.

Utwogood
09-08-18, 19:32
As my friend Hundred says, "If they have a table shower, take it! rubmaps says if they have table shower. almost always chick stays dressed and wears special water apron.

But only if it's 10 or 15 bucks more. I've seen places charge twice as much. Screw that. M&A in downey has a table shower and I get it every time now. Feels good. Great way to break the nekkid ice. If you do take table shower, get completely nekkid LOL. If a place is legit they'll tell you to put your boxers back on, put a towel over your privates, or give you special underwear. Gross right?That's funny. Back in my 20's when I "discovered" AMPs, I would always turn down the shower because I thought it would be to much of a hassle for them. The lady would sometimes give me a puzzled look and ask: "You been here before?" But I agree, if they have it, take it.

What I used to do was when I got into the room, I would ask the mamasan: "You have nice girl for me?" while drawing the hourglass shape in the air with my hands. It was my way of telling her I wanted someone shapely or curvy. Likewise, if I was in the mood for a woman with larger breasts, I would "draw" a top-heavy hourglass. Same if I wanted a woman with a bigger ass, thicker body, etc.

Tipisil
09-08-18, 22:28
This probably belongs on the other city thread but since this one is more active and figure more people could benefit from the info.

Went to HT on Inglewood. . 6 to mamasan and $ for the tip. The place is well reviews so I won't go into too much detail. Went inside, reminded me of a casita except that this place had AC and was pretty cool inside. Got a skinny Korean with bolt ons. We did about 2 words of chit chat and then got down to business. FS with everything covered. Said our goodbyes and may visit again since there seem to be some gems in there.

FrankTheTank78
09-09-18, 18:33
Can anyone recommend a thai massage parlor where BBBJ is available? I tried I'm thai spa which is around the lax area.

But I walked in and there was 6 other people. Including a M / F couple, definitely too high volume and they've got a lot of help reviews, but I decided to check it out based off some rubmaps reviews, didn't even stay for a massage, mammasan said it would be at least a 20 minute wait.

The Architect
09-10-18, 22:12
This probably belongs on the other city thread but since this one is more active and figure more people could benefit from the info.

Went to HT on Inglewood. . 6 to mamasan and $ for the tip. The place is well reviews so I won't go into too much detail. Went inside, reminded me of a casita except that this place had AC and was pretty cool inside. Got a skinny Korean with bolt ons. We did about 2 words of chit chat and then got down to business. FS with everything covered. Said our goodbyes and may visit again since there seem to be some gems in there.Was there a lineup? Anyone know if they do that? I just don't want to get stuck with a 50+ year old or someone who outweighs me. Or both.

Any 'higher' quality ladies there?

Tipisil
09-10-18, 22:16
Was there a lineup? Anyone know if they do that? I just don't want to get stuck with a 50+ year old or someone who outweighs me. Or both.

Any 'higher' quality ladies there?I didn't do a lineup but others on the Inglewood thread suggested that you could ask for one, but that it might piss off the mamasan. Can't hurt to ask. I read the thread, read up on who was good, went in there and asked if J or Ruby were working. She said they weren't, I then told her I wanted someone Korean. I'm sure you can ask for a Latina when you go. There are a few Latinas of fame on that thread.

HowdyDoody32
09-10-18, 22:35
I had a korean spinner named Alley last year at HT. I was able to pick her up and pound her standing up. Awesome time. Can’t do that with most MP girls... would give me a fucking hernia lmao!

The Architect
09-11-18, 10:48
I didn't do a lineup but others on the Inglewood thread suggested that you could ask for one, but that it might piss off the mamasan. Can't hurt to ask. I read the thread, read up on who was good, went in there and asked if J or Ruby were working. She said they weren't, I then told her I wanted someone Korean. I'm sure you can ask for a Latina when you go. There are a few Latinas of fame on that thread.Thanks, I hadn't thought of the Inglewood Forum. Appreciate it!

Member #5794
09-12-18, 14:20
So, having been convinced that switter, slixa, cityxguide, massagerepublic and facebook are useless, I decided to hit the MP scene.

I got the subscription to Rub Maps dot com. A monumental waste of money. Here is a little tip, if you want to get the girl's name when you get serviced so your reviews can be helpful, ask the girl's name!!

I have had just about enough of the whole "no name" reviews on that site.

Anyhow, I roll on down to goldfinger on westwood boulevard, more out of curiousity because there are reports from mongers of open doors and windows on doors and espresso being served.

So, here is the real deal. The doors now have these windows that the owner has covered up with duct tape. You cannot see shit either in or out of the windows.

The doors are closed and the lights are very dim.

There is no espresso.

I park down the street at the staples and I am about to walk in but in walks this fat fuk wearing a neon track suit jacket and he kind of occupies the foyer for a bit too long. So I wait.

I then go in and the mamasan is jenny, a Chinese gal who could be anywhere between 40 and 107. She is dressed kind of skanky, she has a good bod and she went to town on me once but her face is just awful and her breath smells like the ass end of a fig streetwalker.

So I give her 40 and get the first room on the left. This is the VIP suite. It is bigger than any other room.

I get naked and hide under the towel. After a small eternity, in walks a tech and I ask her what her name is. Jessica. Jessica is pretty squat and has a face that could stop an atomic clock. She is pleasant though and says you want soft medium or hard. I say soft and she just tickled me all over, there was no massage. I started at 635 pm and she did my back and crack and nuts and head, shoulders, knees, and toes until about 650. She had me flip and asked if she could use oil on my dick. I said ok. She is pretty fugly, and I was kind of pissed because in the waiting room was a cuter girl but of unclear age. Jessica is probably anywhere between 34 and 55. Her face looks young, her body is kind of beat. Maybe has a kid, maybe swallowed a toaster oven?

I turn over and she just kind massaged my dick. The strokes were more circular than up and down but she did do my balls alot and smiled. I just let her go at it and she did say, there was only about five minutes left. I figured I would let myself nut. It felt like I was peeing. I unloaded quite a bit and she used the hand shield method. For an ugly gal with a weight problem, it was a good handie, I fucken felt it going through my veins and shit.

So, goldfinger is alive and well. I mean, there is a stable of runt girls there, but unlike all the bs websites they are actually there.

Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.

HowdyDoody32
09-13-18, 04:14
https://cityxguide.com/escorts/goldfinger-massage-call-424-293-0650__1534007552-12367558

That place? After my horrible experience at MA massage in la habra, I don't go to places that aggressively advertise on cityxguide. 100% SEXY AND HOT ahahahahahaha!

AlexRodriguez
09-13-18, 21:10
So, having been convinced that switter, slixa, cityxguide, massagerepublic and facebook are useless, I decided to hit the MP scene.

I got the subscription to Rub Maps dot com. A monumental waste of money. Here is a little tip, if you want to get the girl's name when you get serviced so your reviews can be helpful, ask the girl's name!!

I have had just about enough of the whole "no name" reviews on that site.

Anyhow, I roll on down to goldfinger on westwood boulevard, more out of curiousity because there are reports from mongers of open doors and windows on doors and espresso being served.

So, here is the real deal. The doors now have these windows that the owner has covered up with duct tape. You cannot see shit either in or out of the windows.

The doors are closed and the lights are very dim.

There is no espresso.

I park down the street at the staples and I am about to walk in but in walks this fat fuk wearing a neon track suit jacket and he kind of occupies the foyer for a bit too long. So I wait.

I then go in and the mamasan is jenny, a Chinese gal who could be anywhere between 40 and 107. She is dressed kind of skanky, she has a good bod and she went to town on me once but her face is just awful and her breath smells like the ass end of a fig streetwalker.

So I give her 40 and get the first room on the left. This is the VIP suite. It is bigger than any other room.

I get naked and hide under the towel. After a small eternity, in walks a tech and I ask her what her name is. Jessica. Jessica is pretty squat and has a face that could stop an atomic clock. She is pleasant though and says you want soft medium or hard. I say soft and she just tickled me all over, there was no massage. I started at 635 pm and she did my back and crack and nuts and head, shoulders, knees, and toes until about 650. She had me flip and asked if she could use oil on my dick. I said ok. She is pretty fugly, and I was kind of pissed because in the waiting room was a cuter girl but of unclear age. Jessica is probably anywhere between 34 and 55. Her face looks young, her body is kind of beat. Maybe has a kid, maybe swallowed a toaster oven?

I turn over and she just kind massaged my dick. The strokes were more circular than up and down but she did do my balls alot and smiled. I just let her go at it and she did say, there was only about five minutes left. I figured I would let myself nut. It felt like I was peeing. I unloaded quite a bit and she used the hand shield method. For an ugly gal with a weight problem, it was a good handie, I fucken felt it going through my veins and shit.

So, goldfinger is alive and well. I mean, there is a stable of runt girls there, but unlike all the bs websites they are actually there.

Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.I literally LOL'd at maybe a toaster oven!

AMPaddict
09-14-18, 00:43
So, .........................
Oh, and yeah, I walked out the back door, and declined the water.Epic post. Should be in "best posts of USSG" category. Thanks for the laugh!

BigBadNut
09-14-18, 17:40
Seeing lots of very hot looking providers offering sensual massage. Anybody have any luck on the west side of LA with these girls. Getting good response but not sure if it's worth the price tag they all seem to want. 3 or more. Happy to trade on the PM!

ChrisPoontang
09-14-18, 18:48
I literally LOL'd at maybe a toaster oven!It would have been nice to know how much he paid to get a lame, shielded handjob from a squat, middle aged housewife.

If it was more then $30 (including the house / pimp fee) then I probably don't want to know. . .

Lovergrrl
09-14-18, 21:34
Seeing lots of very hot looking providers offering sensual massage. Anybody have any luck on the west side of LA with these girls. Getting good response but not sure if it's worth the price tag they all seem to want. 3 or more. Happy to trade on the PM!Haven't checked out the Mall in quite a while but it wasn't unusual to see indy providers asking 2 or 3 / hr for FBSM. I've used that site for non-massage sessions in the past and never got a fugly, rob, or other bad experience. Unless the site took a complete shit now it used to be pretty credible.

Crimsonquiggs
09-16-18, 21:25
Seeing lots of very hot looking providers offering sensual massage. Anybody have any luck on the west side of LA with these girls. Getting good response but not sure if it's worth the price tag they all seem to want. 3 or more. Happy to trade on the PM!You need to clear out your inbox.

Mondo72
09-17-18, 04:23
Hey,

Made a visit to this place last week since it's on my side of the hood and found the place had closed down! They had a note on the door on where to deliver their mail.

Don't know if it's permanent or temp, anybody know?

Mondo.

Member #5794
09-17-18, 14:21
It would have been nice to know how much he paid to get a lame, shielded handjob from a squat, middle aged housewife.

If it was more then $30 (including the house / pimp fee) then I probably don't want to know. . .Sorry for leaving out the cost information.

40 dollars for the house.

I think I left a 50 for the tip, but you are ok with leaving 40.

So 80 bucks all in and I declined the water.

The Camel
09-17-18, 15:06
Hey,

Made a visit to this place last week since it's on my side of the hood and found the place had closed down! They had a note on the door on where to deliver their mail.

Don't know if it's permanent or temp, anybody know?

Mondo.Mondo, I see one of the former Silver Lake girls with some regularity at the other business that the Silver Lake owner operates on LaBrea. FWIW, she said they had plenty of problems with both LE and the civil regulators (licenses, permits, et al.). I had a long conversation with the owner months ago and she explained the "civil" problems they were running into (as opposed to criminal problems). The issues mounted including the use of LE under cover as customers, and they closed. However, my source is also saying that she believes the place will be sold to another operator, at least on paper, and reopened with the new operation unrecognizable from the original. This source gave me exactly the same information about Thai Hi when it was closed months ago and is now reopened with a different name, but you won't know the difference. So I have some confidence that my source is right again and Silver Lake will come back.

Authorities have been tough on these comparatively tame Thai MPs in this swath of central L. A. Over the last year. I believe they are taking advantage of the new MP statute that has been in effect for 2 years or maybe longer. It gives much more regulatory control to local authorities than the law it replaced which gave most control to the state. One of the new provisions is that the landlord of a commercial property can be held criminally liable for illegal activities at an MP that leases his property IF a prosecutor can prove that Mister Landlord surely knows that the MP is fronting prostitution. My sense is that LE will let it be, but once other tenants in a typical grungy strip mall containing a MP start complaining to the landlord, the landlord will cover his ass and evict the MP business. However, it looks like some of the operators are conducting sketchy transactions where the name of the business is changed and it appears that there is new ownership and the illusion that it is now a legit MP. The landlord may not be completely satisfied, but with the rent getting paid on time every month, is content to let the "new" operator carry on as any knowledge he had about the original operation is now cured by the "expectation" that a new owner is running a clean operation at least until he gets fresh complaints from tenants and LE. Tough business!

BigBadNut
09-17-18, 17:49
You need to clear out your inbox.Damn, sorry didn't know!

Mondo72
09-18-18, 03:03
Mondo, I see one of the former Silver Lake girls with some regularity at the other business that the Silver Lake owner operates on LaBrea. FWIW, she said they had plenty of problems with both LE and the civil regulators (licenses, permits, et al.). I had a long conversation with the owner months ago and she explained the "civil" problems they were running into (as opposed to criminal problems). The issues mounted including the use of LE under cover as customers, and they closed. However, my source is also saying that she believes the place will be sold to another operator, at least on paper, and reopened with the new operation unrecognizable from the original. This source gave me exactly the same information about Thai Hi when it was closed months ago and is now reopened with a different name, but you won't know the difference. So I have some confidence that my source is right again and Silver Lake will come back.

Authorities have been tough on these comparatively tame Thai MPs in this swath of central L. A. Over the last year. I believe they are taking advantage of the new MP statute that has been in effect for 2 years or maybe longer. It gives much more regulatory control to local authorities than the law it replaced which gave most control to the state. One of the new provisions is that the landlord of a commercial property can be held criminally liable for illegal activities at an MP that leases his property IF a prosecutor can prove that Mister Landlord surely knows that the MP is fronting prostitution. My sense is that LE will let it be, but once other tenants in a typical grungy strip mall containing a MP start complaining to the landlord, the landlord will cover his ass and evict the MP business. However, it looks like some of the operators are conducting sketchy transactions where the name of the business is changed and it appears that there is new ownership and the illusion that it is now a legit MP. The landlord may not be completely satisfied, but with the rent getting paid on time every month, is content to let the "new" operator carry on as any knowledge he had about the original operation is now cured by the "expectation" that a new owner is running a clean operation at least until he gets fresh complaints from tenants and LE. Tough business!Hey Camel,

Thanks for the reply. Good info, your posts are always right on.

Mondo.

CATraveler
09-20-18, 01:52
I'm going to be in Munich for a week during October fest, can anyone recommend any good massage spots to try out or a good review site that caters to travelers. Thanks.

You mean like our sister site?

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl

Check out our section on Munich FKK's

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Soryu
09-20-18, 21:04
In the last week I have been to this place. First time last year was great. This time I got a therapist named Amy. Not so great massage and did not offer any extras. Obviously she had some personal issues that I ended helping her with (about some legal matters).

I still recommend this place, although maybe I hope that by this time, someone else is in there or she has resolved her issues.

Soryu
09-20-18, 21:06
I also had a chance to visit Central M in Covina. I had a middle age Korean mama. I had a great time, everything on the menu. She even help me dress and put my socks on. Now that is customer service!

CampaLamp666
09-21-18, 09:32
I had a korean spinner named Alley last year at HT. I was able to pick her up and pound her standing up. Awesome time. Cant do that with most MP girls... would give me a fucking hernia lmao!In town for the day. Mind messaging me where this is?

Leche
09-21-18, 23:32
A little search in the thread goes a long way.

Please post your experience afterwards.


In town for the day. Mind messaging me where this is?

TheNoob
09-22-18, 14:03
Hi everyone I was lucky enough to find this page about a week ago.

I been reading and wanted to contribute my experiences and swap intel.

This a few of my reviews for the last 6-8 months.

Last September I did my first ever 100 mile bike ride and friends recommended.

A massage. This is how I discovered AMPs.

I was in the Rosemead area and went to Sun* Massage.

I hadn't never had a massage before, I paid 35/ he entry fee to girl in her late 20's.

Who I would rate a 7. She asked if I had been there before I said no.

She walked over to a small room with a massage table and said someone would be with me.

Soon. Like total dumbass I didn't know I had to get undressed. When the girl came over.

She was like why do you still have your clothes on.

I then proceeded to undress and instructed to lay down.

My provider was a very slim Asian spinner type. Natural b cups, not much of an ass to be honest.

But definitely very nice legs. She was wearing a mini and no bra.

As I'm laying down I get a 30 minute massage. Teases the boys, she lets her hands wander and gets me rock hard.

On the flip she continues to massage and asks me if I'm looking for something extra. I get the hint and I ask what's on the menu. 4 HJ. 6 and $. 2 FS. I counter with $ for FS, I pay upfront she leaves and comes back with a rubber.

Reverse CG and finish doggy. I get dressed and I walk out to the back door and on my way out I see.

About 10 other girls.

2nd visit 2 weeks later I pay. 35/ hr fee and I ask (not sure what if I should call her mamasan).

If I can pick. She said yes! Right then and there I felt like a kid at a candy store.

She walks me over to a room and I kid you not there were about over 12 girls.

Out of all of them I pick Linda. Thick Asian spinner nice rack and A cups.

Massage for 5 min teased me for my hard and on the flip we agree 100 cfs.

Linda was a freak, she clearly enjoyed what she was doing. Began with a very nice CBJ for about.

10 minutes, licked me all over. She got on top while I played with her kitty. And was extremely wet.

Switched to missionary then doggy to completion. I kept going back once a month for Linda.

Until this place closed out of nowhere. I'm willing to share info on this place maybe someone knows where they moved to.

It was off Garvey in El Monte.

Saddened with the closure and plenty of traveling on Friday's I found BP in search for a similar place.

I'm going to share my favorites, pm me for details and I'll exchange info.

T* therapy near commerce, ca.

5 / hh. 8 hr this is one my my favorite cfs spots. Very reliable. They have both Asian and Latinas.

$. 2 but you can counter $ works every time. First time had a nice Korean prob early 30's.

No massage straight to the point slight teasing, CBJ for a good 5 min then reverse cg and finish dog.

She was very nice and nice attitude. Didn't ask a name.

Then I tried a Latina and by far a great experience, she's there Wednesday's.

Not sure if she's there still. Again didn't ask a name. She was thick big tits and a nice ass.

I got the hour because I don't like to be rushed. 8 she then told me her fee was $$ for an hour.

I told her I didn't know. She gave me the full hour for $. Very attentive, took her time. Asked me how I wanted.

And to request anything. I hava a thing for a nice ass mostly doggy to completion.

She told me she can accommodate any fetishes and let her know for next time.

This is my go to place for cfs.

I'll post other reviews later.

OhHellYeah
09-22-18, 16:17
A little search in the thread goes a long way.

Please post your experience afterwards.This. Do your homework and share your experiences! I've had great times at HT recently with Candy and J. Beautiful huge natural tits on both of them and sweet sexy attitudes, slim bodies, that's what it should be like.

Dr GroundHog
09-22-18, 21:51
I'm a first timer with this kind of stuff. I'm looking for a massage parlor near echo Park / Silver. Please let me know about their services, the kinds of girls there, and please give me and advice. Thank you.

Dr GroundHog
09-22-18, 22:58
I would like to know if anyone knows of a place in those areas. Please let me know about the pricing, if possible, the service and the girls. I am new to this so please drop any beginner tips. Please and thank you.

BobSmith4242
09-23-18, 17:14
I had a korean spinner named Alley last year at HT. I was able to pick her up and pound her standing up. Awesome time. Cant do that with most MP girls... would give me a fucking hernia lmao!Can you shoot me a PM with the address? Dying to try this place. Been stuck on the west side and need some solid action! Tired of Goldfinger depressing me.

Member #5794
09-23-18, 18:44
I rolled to goldfinger last week. It was not really by choice. I mean crystallangels.com has not had any new meat in a while, thatmall.com has turned into an off leash dog park, all the other websites have ads that advertise girls who are online and you can go live with on camera (I tried that once because a prostitute. Andieinnewyork - that ripped me of was on chaturbate. So I joined for a month. You have not had elevated blood pressure until you watch a millenial on cam masturbating with a dildo and then having to check her phone for what she says. Oh - my mom was texting me), and templeofbliss.com is turning into some kind of rainbow coalition.

I got in and the captain kirk commander's chair was empty. I was like, holy shit, the place has been busted or something. In about 1. 5 seconds walks up this chines gal in khaki loose pants and black top who looked like she actually may be under age 50 - I was like whoa, the mamasan is actually fuckable?

I ask for 30 minutes and this MMS (turns out to by my tech) takes me to room #2 - on the way there I see the waiting room, and yet again there seems to be a young gal. Well - she was checking her phone but I did not see her face. Room #2 is past room #1 on the left side of the hall. And in something I do not recall (and I can remember what parties I was at in 1982), there are two tables in that room as though goldfinger is doing couples massage.

I gave the MMS a straight 50 and am getting undressed and just cover my mandingo. The MMS walks back in and gives me a 10 for change and informs me to lie down. This MMS is going to be my jerk off tech.

So I lie down face down and Cindy (this is her name, I asked, you can do that), gives me a horrible massage with really no teasing for about 10 minutes. I mean she grabs my ass like she is buying peaches in chinatown, but fairly assiduously (look that word up) avoids my balls. However, she does get close enough to my package to get my anaconda up, and she has me turn over. I was feeling her legs and they were made of solid steel.

I turn over and she was like what you like. So I pulled off the towel and point and she says you have to pay first. I immediately called the better business bureau on that one and then began the negotiation.

It was 60 for a straight handjob.

80 and I got her topless and could play with her yabos.

100 and I could check for oil or kimchee.

I was like, well if I pay 80 for a topless handjob the mongers here will shit a sold gold brick, so I paid her the 80.

Guys, if you are the kind that loves these asian "milfs" from the SGV, get thee to goldfinger. She has large natural tits with nipples that are so long that the cockroaches in goldfinger use it for shade. Her stomach has that asian busted MILF look. It is not a pot belly, it just looks loose and the skin tone looks like a balloon left in the sun for three days. You guys eat that shit up. I was like, man, I am glad I did not pay the 20 to see her cooter.

Anyhow, she embarks on an extended handie while I play with her tits. I can tell she got excited because she was moaning (LOL). I kept her going and she kissed my ears and my nipples. She said some totally unintelligble shit and I think she may have mentioned that we were in the fourth quarter. All of a sudden, her horrible perfume ignited a rear head splitting headache. Like it started from the base of my skull all up the right side of my brain. I thought I was going to die, but had to nut first. So I belted one out and she was impressed, but did not call me superman, so she was not too impressed.

I get up and get clean and for the first time, I took a water because I had some advil in the car and prompty overdosed on them to gei am t right of my headache.

So, 40 for the door and 80 for a topless handjob from a busted MILF. On the way out, jenny, the normal MMS whose breath smells like she must lubricate her tongue with sewage, was walking in. Maybe she was on dinner break.

I am still trying to get a younger gal here, but it is going as well as my forays to fig for a WSW in her 20's.

Mr Sixty
09-23-18, 19:06
Hi everyone I was lucky enough to find this page about a week ago.

I been reading and wanted to contribute my experiences and swap intel.
...trim...
I'll post other reviews later.Great first report! Lots of good intel, and an excellent debut contribution. Looking forward to seeing more of your reviews.

BlaneJames
09-24-18, 02:24
I rolled to goldfinger last week. It was not really by choice. I mean crystallangels.com has not had any new meat in a while, thatmall.com has turned into an off leash dog park, all the other websites have ads that advertise girls who are online and you can go live with on camera (I tried that once because a prostitute. Andieinnewyork - that ripped me of was on chaturbate. So I joined for a month. You have not had elevated blood pressure until you watch a millenial on cam masturbating with a dildo and then having to check her phone for what she says. Oh - my mom was texting me), and templeofbliss.com is turning into some kind of rainbow coalition.

I got in and the captain kirk commander's chair was empty. I was like, holy shit, the place has been busted or something. In about 1. 5 seconds walks up this chines gal in khaki loose pants and black top who looked like she actually may be under age 50 - I was like whoa, the mamasan is actually fuckable?

I ask for 30 minutes and this MMS (turns out to by my tech) takes me to room #2 - on the way there I see the waiting room, and yet again there seems to be a young gal. Well - she was checking her phone but I did not see her face. Room #2 is past room #1 on the left side of the hall. And in something I do not recall (and I can remember what parties I was at in 1982), there are two tables in that room as though goldfinger is doing couples massage.

I gave the MMS a straight 50 and am getting undressed and just cover my mandingo. The MMS walks back in and gives me a 10 for change and informs me to lie down. This MMS is going to be my jerk off tech.

So I lie down face down and Cindy (this is her name, I asked, you can do that), gives me a horrible massage with really no teasing for about 10 minutes. I mean she grabs my ass like she is buying peaches in chinatown, but fairly assiduously (look that word up) avoids my balls. However, she does get close enough to my package to get my anaconda up, and she has me turn over. I was feeling her legs and they were made of solid steel.

I turn over and she was like what you like. So I pulled off the towel and point and she says you have to pay first. I immediately called the better business bureau on that one and then began the negotiation.

It was 60 for a straight handjob.

80 and I got her topless and could play with her yabos.

100 and I could check for oil or kimchee.

I was like, well if I pay 80 for a topless handjob the mongers here will shit a sold gold brick, so I paid her the 80.

Guys, if you are the kind that loves these asian "milfs" from the SGV, get thee to goldfinger. She has large natural tits with nipples that are so long that the cockroaches in goldfinger use it for shade. Her stomach has that asian busted MILF look. It is not a pot belly, it just looks loose and the skin tone looks like a balloon left in the sun for three days. You guys eat that shit up. I was like, man, I am glad I did not pay the 20 to see her cooter.

Anyhow, she embarks on an extended handie while I play with her tits. I can tell she got excited because she was moaning (LOL). I kept her going and she kissed my ears and my nipples. She said some totally unintelligble shit and I think she may have mentioned that we were in the fourth quarter. All of a sudden, her horrible perfume ignited a rear head splitting headache. Like it started from the base of my skull all up the right side of my brain. I thought I was going to die, but had to nut first. So I belted one out and she was impressed, but did not call me superman, so she was not too impressed.

I get up and get clean and for the first time, I took a water because I had some advil in the car and prompty overdosed on them to gei am t right of my headache.

So, 40 for the door and 80 for a topless handjob from a busted MILF. On the way out, jenny, the normal MMS whose breath smells like she must lubricate her tongue with sewage, was walking in. Maybe she was on dinner break.

I am still trying to get a younger gal here, but it is going as well as my forays to fig for a WSW in her 20's.This was actually so funny. I was stifling laughs reading this on a shuttle home.

BabyDick
09-24-18, 04:12
Hey everybody I need some recommendations I'm looking for a busty Asian FS can't decide on zen or Ht maybe eco.

Wicked1
09-24-18, 13:31
Hey everybody I need some recommendations I'm looking for a busty Asian FS can't decide on zen or Ht maybe eco.Just a suggestion -.

If you are new to the board, please use search for your info. Seniors tend to not respond to newbies with less than at least 50 posts and contributions.

Crimpster69
09-24-18, 22:37
Definitely a legit place got a great massage but nothing else. All the women are independent so YMMV but I had a nice Thai lady who gave great massage.

In other news checked out HT Acupuncture for the first time and I'm glad I got my fix there. Saw a sexy latina named Linda great rack and body well worth it.

BigBadNut
09-25-18, 17:29
Went to SM Blvd in WLA to find the Ocean had turned to Season. Same great service, Same MMS. Had a 1/2 hr with Cafe'. Yes that's right. She did the ass crack lick followed by the reverse BJ. Truly a giver and cute, Nice tattas, frat ass. Gave a great standing ride to the skinny gal. Good dialogue and positive attitude. 5-5 with pretty face. Working FRI-SAT. No crazy negotiation the standard $. Added a Jackson for extra effort.

PabstBlue28
09-25-18, 19:35
Anyone have any luck here in Carson? I always think about stopping by when I pick up a pizza but never had the time. Maybe next time I'll order, get a hh and then pizza will be ready when I'm done.

Lovergrrl
09-26-18, 21:59
Anyone have any luck here in Carson? I always think about stopping by when I pick up a pizza but never had the time. Maybe next time I'll order, get a hh and then pizza will be ready when I'm done.Walked in once during the afternoon and was greeted by an old Korean MMS. I wasn't too alarmed until she walked me back to a room and I passed 3 even older Korean women in the "breakroom", none of them under 60 yo. They made MMS look like a teenager in comparison. I used the excuse that I left my phone in my car and got the hell out of there.

Gman008
09-26-18, 22:26
So Linda is a nice Latina. Your girl next door type with c cups bolts. Ok BJ great fuck! $ was the damage. I record the session LOL!

She works on Tuesday and thrus.

I also had Asian chick slim d cups bolts. Great BJ skills however she likes to move when you fuck her so your won't penetrate too much. So I grabed her legs and fucked her harder! She moan and screamed then she said you Fuck too hard I no like it! I told but I do! Her name was Vicky or something like that. I also recorded the session! LOL.

Betty is great like always but up selling to $ . 20 and haven't tried Diana yet.

Gman008
09-26-18, 22:30
Had a new girl Selena. Big as natural titis Double D's she isn't slim but she isn't fat. She is a nice thick girl! Good fuck! Great attitude. They are two new Latina also on Wed. Tried one can't remember her name but big ass tips also ok ass. The fuck was ok. I will stick with Caroline, Roxci and Selena. All three girls are lookers great attitude.

Gman008
09-26-18, 22:34
So Chanel doesn't work there any more! But Coco is go fuck break body petty and nice firm ass. She is a light skin Latina. But Lili OMG what a great ass c cups bolts and tight stomach. I fuck her twice is one day. I recorded the session also. But really recommend her a must fuck!

RunRun85
09-27-18, 00:21
Recently took the plunge and decided to check our temple of bliss. You can find pricing on the website so I won't get into that. And yes, I know it's a lot more expensive than an AMP, but sometimes you just want a 20 something white girl.

First session was with Summer. I personally thought she was very attractive and had a great body. She gets fully nude. However the session was nothing more than just a normal massage with no teasing or anything sensual until the very end. At that point she points to my junk and asks if it's ok to massage there. Stands next to the table and tugs me until I finish. I'd rate her highly for looks but pretty low if you want something more sensual.

Second session was with Brigitte. I didn't find her as attractive as summer, but she gives a much better experience. She doesn't take off her panties, but she does use her whole body on you. At the end she sat on the table with her legs on each side of it. She then put my legs over hers as she tugged me. Definitely one of the best handies I've ever gotten.

Next on the list to try is Gwen.

Member #5794
09-27-18, 04:08
Recently took the plunge and decided to check our temple of bliss. You can find pricing on the website so I won't get into that. And yes, I know it's a lot more expensive than an AMP, but sometimes you just want a 20 something white girl.

First session was with Summer. I personally thought she was very attractive and had a great body. She gets fully nude. However the session was nothing more than just a normal massage with no teasing or anything sensual until the very end. At that point she points to my junk and asks if it's ok to massage there. Stands next to the table and tugs me until I finish. I'd rate her highly for looks but pretty low if you want something more sensual.

Second session was with Brigitte. I didn't find her as attractive as summer, but she gives a much better experience. She doesn't take off her panties, but she does use her whole body on you. At the end she sat on the table with her legs on each side of it. She then put my legs over hers as she tugged me. Definitely one of the best handies I've ever gotten.

Next on the list to try is Gwen.Summer did not show pussy for me but your review is exactly right on no emotion from her brig sounds fun and the leg over leg pose is standard at the temple so yiu can't really touch the gal gwen is about as exciting as watching a dog take a shit gwen does way too much of the yoga bs best bet there now is ishtar nadia or angel.

Lovergrrl
09-27-18, 09:58
Recently took the plunge and decided to check our temple of bliss. You can find pricing on the website so I won't get into that. And yes, I know it's a lot more expensive than an AMP, but sometimes you just want a 20 something white girl.

First session was with Summer. I personally thought she was very attractive and had a great body. She gets fully nude. However the session was nothing more than just a normal massage with no teasing or anything sensual until the very end. At that point she points to my junk and asks if it's ok to massage there. Stands next to the table and tugs me until I finish. I'd rate her highly for looks but pretty low if you want something more sensual.

Second session was with Brigitte. I didn't find her as attractive as summer, but she gives a much better experience. She doesn't take off her panties, but she does use her whole body on you. At the end she sat on the table with her legs on each side of it. She then put my legs over hers as she tugged me. Definitely one of the best handies I've ever gotten.

Next on the list to try is Gwen.Last time I checked they wanted alot of personal info to vet new customers. That still the case?

CubsFan6012
09-27-18, 17:42
Great. Try Coco. K-girl on Tues and Sun. A bit more on the pricy side - $50 / hh + $160 FS; but her attitude is great. And body is rockin. No enhancements.


Anyone have any luck here in Carson? I always think about stopping by when I pick up a pizza but never had the time. Maybe next time I'll order, get a hh and then pizza will be ready when I'm done.

Member #5794
09-27-18, 18:01
Last time I checked they wanted alot of personal info to vet new customers. That still the case?When I started at the temple, you called and you had to bring I'd and a business card to the jack off session. I think that was before linked in etc. They then gave you a code, and then they switched the code. You also get a temple nickname.

You really have nothing to fear from the girls themselves, they are all so baked on pot and harder stuff that they have no clue and the head person there is actually clinically insane, it would be like handing your information off to a group of institutionalized lobotomy patients. Yeah - sure something could happen but it would have to be pretty weird.

I PMed you the code that I have, you can say that you joined years ago and had the code and were screened. The problem is the nickname. Make one up and insist you are on the list. Maybe - "maverick" and see if they go for it.

RunRun85
09-27-18, 22:41
Last time I checked they wanted alot of personal info to vet new customers. That still the case?There's a form to submit on the website that ssks for your LinkedIn (I didn't have one just just made one right before I submitted), email address (I used a burner), and phone number. A couple days later I got a text from summer to set up the appointment and at that point she asked me to text a photo of my license. For the second session I called and no one answered. Then they texted and I set it up through text. Just had to give my code name.

KoreanThumper
09-28-18, 00:10
Went to SM Blvd in WLA to find the Ocean had turned to Season. Same great service, Same MMS. Had a 1/2 hr with Cafe'. Yes that's right. She did the ass crack lick followed by the reverse BJ. Truly a giver and cute, Nice tattas, frat ass. Gave a great standing ride to the skinny gal. Good dialogue and positive attitude. 5-5 with pretty face. Working FRI-SAT. No crazy negotiation the standard $. Added a Jackson for extra effort.What's 5-5?

Canuck6234
09-28-18, 01:22
So Chanel doesn't work there any more! But Coco is go fuck break body petty and nice firm ass. She is a light skin Latina. But Lili OMG what a great ass c cups bolts and tight stomach. I fuck her twice is one day. I recorded the session also. But really recommend her a must fuck!Gman, this is the second time you say you have recorded a session at an AMP. My opinion (and yes I know no one ask for my opinion) is that this is poor form. How would you like the AMP to record your session?

PhantomPhx69
09-28-18, 05:03
Had a new girl Selena. Big as natural titis Double D's she isn't slim but she isn't fat. She is a nice thick girl! Good fuck! Great attitude. They are two new Latina also on Wed. Tried one can't remember her name but big ass tips also ok ass. The fuck was ok. I will stick with Caroline, Roxci and Selena. All three girls are lookers great attitude.Off La Brea Blvd next to 7-11. Called Lnnx Acupressure??

OakOak22
09-28-18, 10:54
What's 5-5?I'm thinking her height my dude.

MuttonCowboy
09-28-18, 20:59
So Linda is a nice Latina. Your girl next door type with c cups bolts. Ok BJ great fuck! $ was the damage. I record the session LOL!

She works on Tuesday and thrus.

I also had Asian chick slim d cups bolts. Great BJ skills however she likes to move when you fuck her so your won't penetrate too much. So I grabed her legs and fucked her harder! She moan and screamed then she said you Fuck too hard I no like it! I told but I do! Her name was Vicky or something like that. I also recorded the session! LOL.

Betty is great like always but up selling to $ . 20 and haven't tried Diana yet.Hi Gman, would you be interested in sharing the videos?

Always wanted to know if it was worth the trek from the Valley.

Tipisil
09-29-18, 09:13
Hi Gman, would you be interested in sharing the videos?

Always wanted to know if it was worth the trek from the Valley.How are you recording? Big phone on one hand?

KublaiKhan
09-29-18, 10:50
So Linda is a nice Latina. Your girl next door type with c cups bolts. Ok BJ great fuck! $ was the damage. I record the session LOL!

She works on Tuesday and thrus.

I also had Asian chick slim d cups bolts. Great BJ skills however she likes to move when you fuck her so your won't penetrate too much. So I grabed her legs and fucked her harder! She moan and screamed then she said you Fuck too hard I no like it! I told but I do! Her name was Vicky or something like that. I also recorded the session! LOL.

Betty is great like always but up selling to $ . 20 and haven't tried Diana yet.


Gman, this is the second time you say you have recorded a session at an AMP. My opinion (and yes I know no one ask for my opinion) is that this is poor form. How would you like the AMP to record your session?I agree with Canuck, INHO video recording a session without the girls explicit approval is a dick move. It's actually illegal (but so is prostitution). Be careful, sooner or later someone is going to figure out what you are doing. If they have any kind of security in that AMP, it won't end well. I personally never want any documentation of my activities. It could come back to haunt you if it fell into the wrong hands.

AhardLanding
09-29-18, 13:13
So Chanel doesn't work there any more! But Coco is go fuck break body petty and nice firm ass. She is a light skin Latina. But Lili OMG what a great ass c cups bolts and tight stomach. I fuck her twice is one day. I recorded the session also. But really recommend her a must fuck!I come up with 4 won accu around k town. Which "won" is "accu"rate?

AhardLanding
09-29-18, 13:15
Off La Brea Blvd next to 7-11. Called Lnnx Acupressure??I think firestone and alameda.

Macmac1111
09-29-18, 15:12
I come up with 4 won accu around k town. Which "won" is "accu"rate?It's in Inglewood.

The Camel
09-29-18, 17:47
I agree with Canuck, INHO video recording a session without the girls explicit approval is a dick move. It's actually illegal (but so is prostitution). Be careful, sooner or later someone is going to figure out what you are doing. If they have any kind of security in that AMP, it won't end well. I personally never want any documentation of my activities. It could come back to haunt you if it fell into the wrong hands.KublaiKhan +1.

Canuck6234 +1.

KoreanThumper
09-29-18, 22:12
I'm thinking her height my dude.Cool. Glad it's not looks and attitude.

Jokeman55
09-30-18, 00:03
It's in Inglewood.Where in Inglewood? I thought al the AMPs there were closed years ago.

Macmac1111
09-30-18, 01:06
Where in Inglewood? I thought al the AMPs there were closed years ago.I'm pretty sure you know, you mentioned this place in your post#2536, about three years ago.

The Camel
09-30-18, 03:50
Where in Inglewood? I thought al the AMPs there were closed years ago.Won is technically in Lennox but very close to the Inglewood line. It fronts on Inglewood Blvd a block or two north from the intersection with Lennox Blvd. Right where the big jets fly right over Inglewood Blvd one after another - close to the ground about 19 seconds before the landing gear touches down in LAX.

GrittyB
09-30-18, 13:45
Heading your way and looking for an outcall bodyrub provider to my hotel. Any info on this gal, or other suggestions?

Thanks!

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/130375

Jokeman55
09-30-18, 23:06
Won is technically in Lennox but very close to the Inglewood line. It fronts on Inglewood Blvd a block or two north from the intersection with Lennox Blvd. Right where the big jets fly right over Inglewood Blvd one after another - close to the ground about 19 seconds before the landing gear touches down in LAX.Is that the one next to the fire station? My ATF Carla used to work there, I think she's gone now.

The Camel
10-01-18, 03:19
Is that the one next to the fire station? My ATF Carla used to work there, I think she's gone now.I don't know. Been a long time since I scoped that street but I doubt it unless it's a new fire station. These blocks of Inglewood Ave used to be a wide open outdoor weed market that wouldn't have thrived for years with a fire station right there. The cops finally closed down the business when the sellers switched to crack from weed. Now its all cleaned up but still a gritty inner city barrio. 3 good FS spots in the general area. Anyway, you got Google on your computer? I looked it up and its right there to be found and is located as I indicated in my last post.

Mondo72
10-01-18, 05:16
Heading your way and looking for an outcall bodyrub provider to my hotel. Any info on this gal, or other suggestions?

Thanks!

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/130375Hey Gritty,

No, I can't give you a report on her. Nonetheless, I'm pretty sure the gal in the pixs won't be the one who answers the door.

Do a TinEye on her.

Mondo.

GrittyB
10-01-18, 05:20
Hey Gritty,

No, I can't give you a report on her. Nonetheless, I'm pretty sure the gal in the pixs won't be the one who answers the door.

Do a TinEye on her.

Mondo.Thanks Mondo. I usually run those image searches but did not. Appreciate the reminder to stick with the fundamental X's and O's.

Mondo72
10-01-18, 05:51
Hey,

Yesterday while browsing thru some MP site ran across and ad about the place on Verdugo (the one across the street were Jenny works) it's located on a small strip mall with a Filipino restaurant on it.

Anyway, I called and minutes later received a text with the info, 1/2 hr 30, $130 VIP, so I thought to TOFTT. Texted back and just for the heck of it asked if they were open late. Got a positive reply and asked what time. Texted 2 am and they said ok!

I did not want to go that late so today on my way to Glendale stop by and found the place had a lock on the front door (the ones used in RE) like it's closed permanently.

So, my question: anybody knows what's up with this place?

TIA for any info.

Mondo.

Lovergrrl
10-01-18, 09:51
....and found the place had a lock on the front door (the ones used in RE) like it's closed permanently.

So, my question: anybody knows what's up with this place?

TIA for any info.

Mondo.I have seen alot of those real estate type lock boxes on some AMP's lately. All of the AMP's were open during business hours, tho, and the lock boxes were left on the door I guess to be used daily. I hit up 3 AMP's in the SFV over the weekend and they all had them so I don't know why those lock boxes are being used. But all of those shops were open for business.

HowdyDoody32
10-01-18, 12:17
Just a heads up, looks like the latina parlor on atlantic just before the 105 has reopened (it was closed last time I went). I might go next wek. Dunno.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/butterflys-spa-new-in-the-area-12854938

Mr Sixty
10-01-18, 13:30
I have seen alot of those real estate type lock boxes on some AMP's lately. All of the AMP's were open during business hours, tho, and the lock boxes were left on the door I guess to be used daily. I hit up 3 AMP's in the SFV over the weekend and they all had them so I don't know why those lock boxes are being used. But all of those shops were open for business.I would guess that a different person is opening the shop every day. They don't want to cut 10 keys, because the odds of a girl losing it, or someone taking a key are pretty high. So they put the key in a lockbox, and whoever opens the shop can unlock it, and whoever closes can lock up at the end of the day.

Mr Sixty
10-01-18, 13:38
KublaiKhan +1.

Canuck6234 +1.The recording is a dick move, but the physical assault is a bigger dick move. If a provider sets a limit, and you exceed that limit and hurt her, it's not funny. It's assault. Just because she consented to sex does not mean she consents to whatever you want. I found the cruelty of the original post extremely disturbing.

RunRun85
10-01-18, 23:24
Recently took the plunge and decided to check our temple of bliss. You can find pricing on the website so I won't get into that. And yes, I know it's a lot more expensive than an AMP, but sometimes you just want a 20 something white girl.

First session was with Summer. I personally thought she was very attractive and had a great body. She gets fully nude. However the session was nothing more than just a normal massage with no teasing or anything sensual until the very end. At that point she points to my junk and asks if it's ok to massage there. Stands next to the table and tugs me until I finish. I'd rate her highly for looks but pretty low if you want something more sensual.

Second session was with Brigitte. I didn't find her as attractive as summer, but she gives a much better experience. She doesn't take off her panties, but she does use her whole body on you. At the end she sat on the table with her legs on each side of it. She then put my legs over hers as she tugged me. Definitely one of the best handies I've ever gotten.

Next on the list to try is Gwen.Just an FYI, I don't see Brigitte on the website anymore so I'm guessing she decided this wasn't her thing.

Mondo72
10-02-18, 03:09
I have seen alot of those real estate type lock boxes on some AMP's lately. All of the AMP's were open during business hours, tho, and the lock boxes were left on the door I guess to be used daily. I hit up 3 AMP's in the SFV over the weekend and they all had them so I don't know why those lock boxes are being used. But all of those shops were open for business.Hey LG,

Well, again I stopped today during the afternoon and the same lock and no answer!

Fast forward to now (midnight) I called again and a gal answer and tells me, yes we are open! I ask her about daytime hours and she kind of side steps my question, so I don't really know what's up with this operation.

She tells me there are 4 girls available now and I can choose. Wow.

Don't know what to make of it since RM has this place listed as closed.

I really hate to go this late to a hood I'm not too familiar with (Verdugo and York).

Will try again mañana and report back.

Mondo.

P.S. For those of you willing to TOFTT asking about late open MP's, this is your opportunity.

Lovergrrl
10-02-18, 10:22
Hey LG,

Well, again I stopped today during the afternoon and the same lock and no answer!

Fast forward to now (midnight) I called again and a gal answer and tells me, yes we are open! I ask her about daytime hours and she kind of side steps my question, so I don't really know what's up with this operation.

She tells me there are 4 girls available now and I can choose. Wow.

Don't know what to make of it since RM has this place listed as closed.

I really hate to go this late to a hood I'm not too familiar with (Verdugo and York).

Will try again maana and report back.

Mondo.

P.S. For those of you willing to TOFTT asking about late open MP's, this is your opportunity.Interesting.

I'm in serious lock down at night but have always been intrigued by after hours places. Mondo if you do decide to TOFTT we'd be very interested in your TR.

Mr Sixty
10-02-18, 12:59
Hey Mondo,

I went to an AMP a few weeks ago, and when they are busy, they lock the front door. If you are going and finding the door locked and no answer, they may just be occupied with another client. There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car. So maybe your timing is just bad?

Good luck. Now you've gotten me curious.

-60-.


Hey LG,

Well, again I stopped today during the afternoon and the same lock and no answer!

Fast forward to now (midnight) I called again and a gal answer and tells me, yes we are open! I ask her about daytime hours and she kind of side steps my question, so I don't really know what's up with this operation.

She tells me there are 4 girls available now and I can choose. Wow.

Don't know what to make of it since RM has this place listed as closed.

I really hate to go this late to a hood I'm not too familiar with (Verdugo and York).

Will try again maana and report back.

Mondo.

P.S. For those of you willing to TOFTT asking about late open MP's, this is your opportunity.

Rocketron1006
10-02-18, 14:32
Hey Mondo,

I went to an AMP a few weeks ago, and when they are busy, they lock the front door. If you are going and finding the door locked and no answer, they may just be occupied with another client. There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car. So maybe your timing is just bad?

Good luck. Now you've gotten me curious.

-60-.Mondo-.

My experience (which is a few years old) is that the neighborhood looks sketchier than it is, tho I never spent any time there after dark. Funny that the location in question (if I spotted the right place) has precious little information posted anywhere that I could find.

The Camel
10-02-18, 14:45
Hey LG,

Well, again I stopped today during the afternoon and the same lock and no answer!

Fast forward to now (midnight) I called again and a gal answer and tells me, yes we are open! I ask her about daytime hours and she kind of side steps my question, so I don't really know what's up with this operation.

She tells me there are 4 girls available now and I can choose. Wow.

Don't know what to make of it since RM has this place listed as closed.

I really hate to go this late to a hood I'm not too familiar with (Verdugo and York).

Will try again maana and report back.

Mondo.

P.S. For those of you willing to TOFTT asking about late open MP's, this is your opportunity.Mondo, you don't need to be concerned about this neighborhood, but according to posts and word of mouth I've heard over the years, this MP has always been somewhat sketchy and mysterious. Opening and closing seemingly randomly is part of their story going back years. The Los Angeles / Eagle Rock dividing line also runs around this area so I wonder if this MP is on the ER side of the boundary. If so, it would be subject to much more LE harassment than the nearby MPs on the L. A. Side, and that may explain their stealthy operations.

BigBadNut
10-02-18, 16:51
What's 5-5?Have no idea what 5-5 was must be the legal weed.

TheNoob
10-02-18, 17:33
Hi everyone, took a trip to sb. But that part of the forum is pretty dead I thought I would share here instead.

Found a nice LMP. The place has a metal fence over all the property an initially thought the place was closed.

After 4 minutes of walking around finally found the entrance. It's like an apartment, converted into a business.

Went up to the sliding window and rang the service bell. Out comes this late 40 Latina with thick eyebrows.

Not the best looking. She didn't ask any questions just directed me to the room and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Walked into the restroom and tripped on the toiled. Must have been a 3 x3 room. A coffin would probably have more space.

At this point I'm praying she's not my provider, because she's got the body of an anorexic teenager.

I get into the room and asks how I know about the place. I tell her a friend recommended me.

Replies by asking for. 4 house fee. Takes the money and leaves.

Comes back and asks who referred me. Ended up making up a story about a friend and celebrating my bday.

Maybe she thought I was le who knows. Then she leaves again. At this point.

I really thought she was going to be my provider. And was bummed out a bit.

I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes.

I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet and plan my fire escape route just Incase.

The door opens and I accept my fate with thick eyebrows lady.

Then I open my eyes and see her. Pink loose dress, that accentuates her nice round ass and amazing DD'S.

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

And asks if I been here before. I tell her it's my first time there and was recommended about some amazing therapy.

She asks if I want the VIP experience and I say absolutely. She quotes me $. 2 I tell her I only have $ she says she can't do it for that amount. She then tells me to get it after and I agree. Not losing my house fee ha!

She undressed and I sucked on her DD's and seems to enjoy it. My hands roam all over her body. She has nice natural rack. And I'm harder than a Himalayan rock. She puts on the hat and kneels down for a nice CBJ. Best CBJ I have ever had and ask her to continue and is happy to do so. She holds my hands so I don't grab her hair. She gets on the massage table and I slide right in. No need for lube. She starts to fake it so I start off slow. She's tighter than I expected. And can feel her despite the hat.

I'm enjoying how tight she is that I get even harder so I go hard. She starts moaning for real. She then grabs me by the waist and pulls me harder toward her. So I get intense, and she's really enjoying it calling me Papi and saying harder papi. I'm really turned on now. She gets on her side while I'm standing and while I'm thrusting and starts thrusting back. SHe really got into it, then she read my mind I wanted to see that ass from behind. She hops off the table and I get to see that Latina booty bounce.

Behind and finish in the bag. She then told me to forget about the 20 and to ask for her next time I stop by. She's there Monday Tuesday and once a month on sundays.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

Lovergrrl
10-02-18, 22:36
There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car.

-60-.That was me at HT.

And it's HER car, thank you very much.

Courious G
10-03-18, 00:08
What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.


Hi everyone, took a trip to sb. But that part of the forum is pretty dead I thought I would share here instead.

Found a nice LMP. The place has a metal fence over all the property an initially thought the place was closed.

After 4 minutes of walking around finally found the entrance. It's like an apartment, converted into a business.

Went up to the sliding window and rang the service bell. Out comes this late 40 Latina with thick eyebrows.

Not the best looking. She didn't ask any questions just directed me to the room and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Walked into the restroom and tripped on the toiled. Must have been a 3 x3 room. A coffin would probably have more space.

At this point I'm praying she's not my provider, because she's got the body of an anorexic teenager.

I get into the room and asks how I know about the place. I tell her a friend recommended me.

Replies by asking for. 4 house fee. Takes the money and leaves.

Comes back and asks who referred me. Ended up making up a story about a friend and celebrating my bday.

Maybe she thought I was le who knows. Then she leaves again. At this point.

I really thought she was going to be my provider. And was bummed out a bit.

I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes.

I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet and plan my fire escape route just Incase.

The door opens and I accept my fate with thick eyebrows lady.

Then I open my eyes and see her. Pink loose dress, that accentuates her nice round ass and amazing DD'S.

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

And asks if I been here before. I tell her it's my first time there and was recommended about some amazing therapy.

She asks if I want the VIP experience and I say absolutely. She quotes me $. 2 I tell her I only have $ she says she can't do it for that amount. She then tells me to get it after and I agree. Not losing my house fee ha!

She undressed and I sucked on her DD's and seems to enjoy it. My hands roam all over her body. She has nice natural rack. And I'm harder than a Himalayan rock. She puts on the hat and kneels down for a nice CBJ. Best CBJ I have ever had and ask her to continue and is happy to do so. She holds my hands so I don't grab her hair. She gets on the massage table and I slide right in. No need for lube. She starts to fake it so I start off slow. She's tighter than I expected. And can feel her despite the hat.

I'm enjoying how tight she is that I get even harder so I go hard. She starts moaning for real. She then grabs me by the waist and pulls me harder toward her. So I get intense, and she's really enjoying it calling me Papi and saying harder papi. I'm really turned on now. She gets on her side while I'm standing and while I'm thrusting and starts thrusting back. SHe really got into it, then she read my mind I wanted to see that ass from behind. She hops off the table and I get to see that Latina booty bounce.

Behind and finish in the bag. She then told me to forget about the 20 and to ask for her next time I stop by. She's there Monday Tuesday and once a month on sundays.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

TheNoob
10-03-18, 02:16
San Bernardino,


What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.

Hornilius69
10-03-18, 05:37
What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.SB = San Bernardino.

Hornilius69
10-03-18, 05:39
What is SB? Or where is it? PM ok.Himalayan Therapy in San Bernardino, California.

TheNoob
10-03-18, 11:34
From the outside it looks closed and gated.

But it is open.


Himalayan Therapy in San Bernardino, California.

BigBadNut
10-03-18, 17:09
Been there and enjoyed it immensely! Great experience with good attitude. Privacy and low traffic. Will visit again when I'm out there. $ or 20 more is the rate.


Hi everyone, took a trip to sb. But that part of the forum is pretty dead I thought I would share here instead.

Found a nice LMP. The place has a metal fence over all the property an initially thought the place was closed.

After 4 minutes of walking around finally found the entrance. It's like an apartment, converted into a business.

Went up to the sliding window and rang the service bell. Out comes this late 40 Latina with thick eyebrows.

Not the best looking. She didn't ask any questions just directed me to the room and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Walked into the restroom and tripped on the toiled. Must have been a 3 x3 room. A coffin would probably have more space.

At this point I'm praying she's not my provider, because she's got the body of an anorexic teenager.

I get into the room and asks how I know about the place. I tell her a friend recommended me.

Replies by asking for. 4 house fee. Takes the money and leaves.

Comes back and asks who referred me. Ended up making up a story about a friend and celebrating my bday.

Maybe she thought I was le who knows. Then she leaves again. At this point.

I really thought she was going to be my provider. And was bummed out a bit.

I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes.

I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet and plan my fire escape route just Incase.

The door opens and I accept my fate with thick eyebrows lady.

Then I open my eyes and see her. Pink loose dress, that accentuates her nice round ass and amazing DD'S.

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

And asks if I been here before. I tell her it's my first time there and was recommended about some amazing therapy.

She asks if I want the VIP experience and I say absolutely. She quotes me $. 2 I tell her I only have $ she says she can't do it for that amount. She then tells me to get it after and I agree. Not losing my house fee ha!

She undressed and I sucked on her DD's and seems to enjoy it. My hands roam all over her body. She has nice natural rack. And I'm harder than a Himalayan rock. She puts on the hat and kneels down for a nice CBJ. Best CBJ I have ever had and ask her to continue and is happy to do so. She holds my hands so I don't grab her hair. She gets on the massage table and I slide right in. No need for lube. She starts to fake it so I start off slow. She's tighter than I expected. And can feel her despite the hat.

I'm enjoying how tight she is that I get even harder so I go hard. She starts moaning for real. She then grabs me by the waist and pulls me harder toward her. So I get intense, and she's really enjoying it calling me Papi and saying harder papi. I'm really turned on now. She gets on her side while I'm standing and while I'm thrusting and starts thrusting back. SHe really got into it, then she read my mind I wanted to see that ass from behind. She hops off the table and I get to see that Latina booty bounce.

Behind and finish in the bag. She then told me to forget about the 20 and to ask for her next time I stop by. She's there Monday Tuesday and once a month on sundays.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.

Mr Sixty
10-03-18, 17:54
That was me at HT.

And it's HER car, thank you very much.Whoops, sorry, Lovergrrl! I forgot that was your report!

BoulderBoy
10-03-18, 21:29
Hi everyone, took a trip to sb... I get get comfortable and wait on the massage table as I enjoy the ac, and burgundy towels, and burgundy drapes. I look at all the rock lamps plugged into one outlet...

About 5'8 with heels. Must have weight around 120, she sits next to me introduces her self as lily.

Very good experience, didn't feel rushed. And she had an amazing attitude.

Looks and body 9 and personality 10.

Will definitely repeat.Very familiar with the place, the drapes, the rock lamps, and with Lily. She and I hit it off and she said I gave her an O. Need to see her again. Thanks for the reminder! Mary's hot too.

Member #5794
10-03-18, 22:17
It was Sunday in Los Angeles / westwood area and it was so hot I saw a chicken laying an omelette.

I know the only place other than bed bath and beyond with good A / C, but that offered a handjob was goldfinger.

I rolled into the joint around 3 pm. There was some female piece of human debris on the side wall of the place talking some nonsense about kershaw maybe winning a playoff game for the dodgers.

There were a shit ton of persians walking around the various persian markets there, with one dude smelling so bad his right guard voted for bernie sanders.

But alas, gold finger was open and I snuck in while being watched by some fucken millenial couple taking their dog to the starbucks across the street.

The MMS was the usual Jenny with the haggard breath and the face looking like yasmani grandal wears her to catch sliders from dodger right handers (fuck kershaw. He will take game 5 to his grave).

I ask for a young gal, and I was quite specific, that I wanted this girl to have no more than 4 of 7 memories of the pivotal events of the last 60 or so years, namely, the JFK shooting, the Reagan attempt, the challenger disaster, 9/11, derek fishers. 4 second bullshit shot, kobe bryant's bullshit apology to his wife, and judge kavanaugh saying "I like beer".

She had me lay down in the far right room. This room doubles as a fucken toaster. It is too small to get a handie in, really, it must be for all the female customers. I lay down and after an eternity she returns with my 10 dollar "Changeee" from the 50 I gave her and she says it will be 10 minutes and I bring young girl. So I fucked around on rubmaps for 10 minutes, meaning that I read all the useful reviews for the last millenium on that shitty site.

To my surprise in walks "sissy" - for all you asian MILF lovers this one is not for you. She has a flat tummy, is skinny all over, has great 32 B tits and I would fuck her with any of your dicks. She is quite possibly the hottest asian gal I have seen at a non FS AMP since that fucken place on pico with the tree on the awning. Was it essence or euphoria massage? You know the place right on fucken pico next to the mattress store that had those thai handjobbers.

Anyhow, sissy was obviously in high demand. She did a massage and after like 6 minutes went to my undercarriage and just yanked me like I was pulled pork on diners drive ins and dives.

She had me turn over. She said what do you want, and I pointed to my 10 inch cut cock. She was like how much. I said 40 she said more and said 60 and for 80 I could feel her tits. For 100 she would take off her nike yoga pants. I said no, I did not want to be banned.

So it was 80 and I did not get to suck her tits, but I felt all over. She is kind of weird, kind of sticking her tongue out and saying Oh, I love you. Her jerking techniique is about as effective as rubber nails. I had to get her to sit up on the table to get her to a good cadence.

The a / c was a little weak and she just about rubbed the epidermis off my cock. I blew a load and he said "oh too many children".

Lovely.

I gave her the 80 bucks and practically had to go into a karate stance to decline the water. I was trying to ask her for her digits, fig style, but it was not working due to the language barrier. I did find out that she lives in the SGV and she works on Saturday and Sunday. I recommend her for her body and will be trainking her on dickwork.

Lovergrrl
10-03-18, 22:52
Whoops, sorry, Lovergrrl! I forgot that was your report!LOL no harm no foul Mr 60 ;)

Mondo72
10-04-18, 03:46
Hey Mondo,

I went to an AMP a few weeks ago, and when they are busy, they lock the front door. If you are going and finding the door locked and no answer, they may just be occupied with another client. There was a post elsewhere about a place that was so busy, mamasan asked a monger to wait in his car. So maybe your timing is just bad?

Good luck. Now you've gotten me curious.

-60-.Hey Everyone,

Just a heads up on this place. I called Tuesday afternoon, got no response. Coming back from DTG I stopped and again closed and nobody came after knocking and ringing bell.

Fast forward to today (Wednesday) and did the same thing, only today when I rang the bell and got no answer there was a young Filipino guy sitting outside the restaurant next door. I asked him if he knew about the MP place being closed for good or? He tells me that most of the time the place is open at night (confirming what I've been thinking).

Anyway, still a bit reluctant about going at night. If any of you guys want to TOFFT send me a PM and I'll send you their phone #, it's not the one listed under RM.

If I don't hear from any of you I'll prolly will hit myself.

Mondo.

CandyMan555
10-05-18, 10:23
Visiting Torrance area and my body needs quality legit massage, No extras.

Thanks for your help CM.

PhillyFan45
10-05-18, 13:27
Visiting Torrance area and my body needs quality legit massage, No extras.

Thanks for your help CM.Hit up the nearest Massage Envy. Their female therapists are built like linebackers, so any temptation for extras would be quickly abated. Go deep tissue for 90 min. 😐.

Scotchman
10-05-18, 15:50
If I don't hear from any of you I'll prolly will hit myself.

Mondo.I haven't been a long time, but this place opens late afternoon / early evening and goes into the wee hours.

TheNoob
10-05-18, 18:52
I'm curious who was your provider?

Definitely going back in a week.


Been there and enjoyed it immensely! Great experience with good attitude. Privacy and low traffic. Will visit again when I'm out there. $ or 20 more is the rate.

Mondo72
10-06-18, 03:08
I haven't been a long time, but this place opens late afternoon / early evening and goes into the wee hours.Hey,

Yep, called yesterday again and they answered only after 8 pm. Thing is, the place on this addy on RM is listed as closed. So, this place on the same address is not listed on RM and has a different tele #. Go figure.

Nobody had volunteered to TOFFT so I'll prolly hit it myself soon.

Mondo.

SoulBoy01
10-06-18, 05:05
This place has been one of my go to spots for the late night itch. I've been going here for quite some time now, like maybe 2 years. They only operate after dark, usually after 8 or 9 pm until around 3-4 am, although sometimes till the sunrise when it stays busy. The talent here isn't anything to write home about, however. Usual line-up is one or two Latinas and one or two Asians. I've had both good and terrible experiences here. Unenthusiastic, rushed, or even unfinished service. But it's the only late night FS option that I'm aware of in the area. So YMMV, but I recommend NOT parking in the lot, because there is a lot of traffic that comes in and out of there, and you have to figure that anybody driving by late night is bound to notice all of the activity in that plaza and wonder why. I prefer not contributing to that madness and just park on verdugo and walk in. Its much more discreet that way. Oh yea and their setup is not like typical massage spots where you pay a house fee and tip separately. There is no mamasan, its just the girls, so you just pay $140 to the girl you get.

Mvmvm
10-06-18, 15:50
This is my first post here, so apologize for not getting the lingo and protocols yet.

Yesterday my body was sore from a workout. I needed a massage, and also needed a way to release my testosterone. A few days prior I was looking at the reviews on this site and on Yelp and decided on this AMP in Westwood. So I stopped by in the afternoon. I opened the door, the chimes rang, and an Asian woman, looking around 40 years old with a nice body, came out. Told her I needed a massage. She asked if I wanted half an hour or an hour. I figured half an hour would be too short because I really did need a massage. Turned out the difference would be only 10 bucks, so definitely the right call. After I paid 50, she pointed me to one of the tiny rooms with a long bed, a night stand with a few bottles of lotion or whatever on top, and a chair. I came in, took off my clothes, put the towel on the bed around my waist, then sat down waiting. A couple of minutes later she asked if it was ok to come in. I said yes, and so it began.

First half was the standard massage with me lying on my belly with the towel on my butt. The masseuse, who is from mainland China, didn't speak much English, so we didn't talk much, but we exchanged a couple of jokes to lighten the mood. I joked that I was 13 because she said I looked young. There were a few times when she was cleaning the lotion on my legs with her towel and lightly brushed my scrotum, I would moan a little and say I liked that. At this point I'm sure she knew what I wanted.

And then I flipped, already having a semi hard-on. As she was massaging my chest, she ran up and down my nipples and my semi hard-on quickly became a full. She saw that and giggled, saying "13 years old?" and I said Yes back. She took the towel off my body and asked if this was ok. I said it was more than ok, so she went ahead and did the thing. She did it pretty fast. I gave up in a couple of minutes. She cleaned me up and went out to clean herself up. I put my clothes back on, left her 2 jacksons when she came back in, and walked out feeling blissed. Her English name is April. I may go back next time I need a massage.

If there's anything in appropriate in my post, please let me know!

HypeBeast2408
10-06-18, 21:43
Does anyone know a extra service maasge near downtown l. A??

Mondo72
10-07-18, 02:59
This place has been one of my go to spots for the late night itch. I've been going here for quite some time now, like maybe 2 years. They only operate after dark, usually after 8 or 9 pm until around 3-4 am, although sometimes till the sunrise when it stays busy. The talent here isn't anything to write home about, however. Usual line-up is one or two Latinas and one or two Asians. I've had both good and terrible experiences here. Unenthusiastic, rushed, or even unfinished service. But it's the only late night FS option that I'm aware of in the area. So YMMV, but I recommend NOT parking in the lot, because there is a lot of traffic that comes in and out of there, and you have to figure that anybody driving by late night is bound to notice all of the activity in that plaza and wonder why. I prefer not contributing to that madness and just park on verdugo and walk in. Its much more discreet that way. Oh yea and their setup is not like typical massage spots where you pay a house fee and tip separately. There is no mamasan, its just the girls, so you just pay $140 to the girl you get.Hey SB01,

Thanks for your post. I've been wondering about this place and the level of the gals there.

Like I've mentioned before not keen on late hour visits but will have to give it a go sometime.

Just wondering, since I received a text from them about rates, said it's 30 HH or 130 for VIP. Are you saying once you go in you get whoever greets you or are able to pick and choose? On the text they mentioned "you pick girl"

Looks 7 or above? How about service? aynone you recommend?

TIA.

Mondo.

Scotchman
10-07-18, 22:49
Hey,

Yep, called yesterday again and they answered only after 8 pm. Thing is, the place on this addy on RM is listed as closed. So, this place on the same address is not listed on RM and has a different tele #. Go figure.

Nobody had volunteered to TOFFT so I'll prolly hit it myself soon.

Mondo.Back in the Golden Years of the many Eagle Rock MP's, this place operated just like the rest. Like I said, I haven't been there in eons, I just know it's a late night / very early morning F / S place.

Kampfire
10-08-18, 14:27
Hey SB01,

Thanks for your post. I've been wondering about this place and the level of the gals there.

Like I've mentioned before not keen on late hour visits but will have to give it a go sometime.

Just wondering, since I received a text from them about rates, said it's 30 HH or 130 for VIP. Are you saying once you go in you get whoever greets you or are able to pick and choose? On the text they mentioned "you pick girl"

Looks 7 or above? How about service? aynone you recommend?

TIA.

Mondo.This is the place next to Donut Star? I've always wondered about it while I pass during the very early AM hours.

TheNoob
10-09-18, 00:18
I'm in that side of town very often, but parking is a *****. I wanted to try sawadee spa but I saw an older provider probably over 50 in their back door smoking a cigarette. So I just left.

Nice first post.


This is my first post here, so apologize for not getting the ...

If there's anything in appropriate in my post, please let me know!

Mondo72
10-09-18, 02:27
This is the place next to Donut Star? I've always wondered about it while I pass during the very early AM hours.Hey Kamp,

This joint is located on the corner of Verdugo and York. It's next to a Filipino restaurant, the parking is usually hard but I guess if you go late that would not be a problem.

It's across the street from the other MP where Jenny works a couple of days a week.

In case you hit it let us / me know or PM me.

Mondo.

PurpleSkull
10-09-18, 13:27
Sawadee is legit, no HE.

I would never go to Oriental. It's on one of the top 3 busiest intersections in the city, in a nice part of town, with entrance on the street side, and it's called Oriental so everyone knows what it really is.


I'm in that side of town very often, but parking is a *****. I wanted to try sawadee spa but I saw an older provider probably over 50 in their back door smoking a cigarette. So I just left.

Nice first post.

Member #5794
10-09-18, 22:57
This is my first post here, so apologize for not getting the lingo and protocols yet.

Yesterday my body was sore from a workout. I needed a massage, and also needed a way to release my testosterone. A few days prior I was looking at the reviews on this site and on Yelp and decided on this AMP in Westwood. So I stopped by in the afternoon. I opened the door, the chimes rang, and an Asian woman, looking around 40 years old with a nice body, came out. Told her I needed a massage. She asked if I wanted half an hour or an hour. I figured half an hour would be too short because I really did need a massage. Turned out the difference would be only 10 bucks, so definitely the right call. After I paid 50, she pointed me to one of the tiny rooms with a long bed, a night stand with a few bottles of lotion or whatever on top, and a chair. I came in, took off my clothes, put the towel on the bed around my waist, then sat down waiting. A couple of minutes later she asked if it was ok to come in. I said yes, and so it began.

First half was the standard massage with me lying on my belly with the towel on my butt. The masseuse, who is from mainland China, didn't speak much English, so we didn't talk much, but we exchanged a couple of jokes to lighten the mood. I joked that I was 13 because she said I looked young. There were a few times when she was cleaning the lotion on my legs with her towel and lightly brushed my scrotum, I would moan a little and say I liked that. At this point I'm sure she knew what I wanted.

And then I flipped, already having a semi hard-on. As she was massaging my chest, she ran up and down my nipples and my semi hard-on quickly became a full. She saw that and giggled, saying "13 years old?" and I said Yes back.I generally hit goldfinger up the street on Westwood. Oriental is on Santa Monica right at Westwood. A Serena Williams pussy hair east. It does look too wildly conspicuous and from rubmaps it seems like there are lots of older hags.

Crimsonquiggs
10-10-18, 01:12
Sawadee is legit, no HE.

I would never go to Oriental. It's on one of the top 3 busiest intersections in the city, in a nice part of town, with entrance on the street side, and it's called Oriental so everyone knows what it really is.Can confirm that Sawadee is legit. When I tried it, I had a super hottie give me the massage with another hottie in the lobby. Went back two more times, but they're strictly legit.

Waddles92
10-10-18, 13:56
Hello my dear Mongerers.

First timer here, checked this place out on pico and land of over. Hhr. 3 not too shabby, Hr. .45 so depending on what you're looking for.

Didn't catch her name but she was pure magical on my lower bottom (front and back) true heroine.

Oil is always a plus and I think I went partially blind near the end LOL.

It has been very reliable so far!

BigBadNut
10-10-18, 18:21
Can confirm that Sawadee is legit. When I tried it, I had a super hottie give me the massage with another hottie in the lobby. Went back two more times, but they're strictly legit.Crimm,

Hit me up that's my hood I know who is who. Sewadee is great massage but no 'fun" Same with Aqua, Sabai, Upstairs Aroma. All WW Blvd. The ones that are near philly cheesesteak are mixed bag.

DreamFreez
10-11-18, 13:10
Any Eastern European MP's in the LA area?

TheNoob
10-11-18, 17:30
Is that the on next to the optometrist.

On pico by the gas station.

I frequent that place.


Hello my dear Mongerers.

First timer here, checked this place out on pico and land of over. Hhr. 3 not too shabby, Hr. .45 so depending on what you're looking for.

Didn't catch her name but she was pure magical on my lower bottom (front and back) true heroine.

Oil is always a plus and I think I went partially blind near the end LOL.

It has been very reliable so far!

The Camel
10-12-18, 00:50
Any Eastern European MP's in the LA area?There actually are a small number that have an EE girl working at some times. The only one I can think of off the top of my head stretches the definition of the "LA area" as it is in Santa Ana in the OC. Name is Vy Massage. Operated by a beautiful Vietnamese young lady who unfortunately does not do massages, but a variety of flavors to be found in the massage rooms, including a Russian girl or two. Girls are on the young side and hot. The place is HE only almost always, but masseuses can be induced to put their clothes on the chair next to where you leave yours. You may also find what you're looking for and perhaps more at a place in Torrance called Eco. Heavy rotation there so call ahead or check with reviewers in South Bay/Inglewood section of the site.

Mx3891
10-12-18, 05:13
Anyone know of any in the sherman oaks are. On vacation and fancy a happy ending.


There actually are a small number that have an EE girl working at some times. The only one I can think of off the top of my head stretches the definition of the "LA area" as it is in Santa Ana in the OC. Name is Vy Massage. Operated by a beautiful Vietnamese young lady who unfortunately does not do massages, but a variety of flavors to be found in the massage rooms, including a Russian girl or two. Girls are on the young side and hot. The place is HE only almost always, but masseuses can be induced to put their clothes on the chair next to where you leave yours. You may also find what you're looking for and perhaps more at a place in Torrance called Eco. Heavy rotation there so call ahead or check with reviewers in South Bay/Inglewood section of the site.

Mx3891
10-12-18, 05:29
Any one know of a place in sherman oaks for a massage.

WhoreMaster 91
10-12-18, 05:59
Any Eastern European MP's in the LA area?They don't exist here.

Waddles92
10-12-18, 14:09
I believe so. I'm looking for a place that can deliver this kind of quality but alas no luck elsewhere.


Is that the on next to the optometrist.

On pico by the gas station.

I frequent that place.

DreamFreez
10-12-18, 19:57
There actually are a small number that have an EE girl working at some times. The only one I can think of off the top of my head stretches the definition of the "LA area" as it is in Santa Ana in the OC. Name is Vy Massage. Operated by a beautiful Vietnamese young lady who unfortunately does not do massages, but a variety of flavors to be found in the massage rooms, including a Russian girl or two. Girls are on the young side and hot. The place is HE only almost always, but masseuses can be induced to put their clothes on the chair next to where you leave yours. You may also find what you're looking for and perhaps more at a place in Torrance called Eco. Heavy rotation there so call ahead or check with reviewers in South Bay/Inglewood section of the site.Thanks for the info dude, I miss Russians, I need Russian action. Now that TER is off for 6 months now. It's very hard to find the right ones. Before the reviews was spot on and you knows what you were getting. Now it's like freaking poker.

Chris Wake
10-13-18, 01:49
Went to see an old friend in WeHo but a lot of cars were out and about so I took some time in going around the block. Went by MoMo's but there was a couple of cruisers parked out back blocking the way. Couldn't see exactly what was going on due to the rain, but could make out a couple of non LE figures being led around the cruisers.

Kinda ruined the vibe so I didn't go back to West Therapy and instead went to In and Out for a burger. First time I've seen a bust go down in that neighborhood.

Member #5794
10-13-18, 14:38
Went to see an old friend in WeHo but a lot of cars were out and about so I took some time in going around the block. Went by MoMo's but there was a couple of cruisers parked out back blocking the way. Couldn't see exactly what was going on due to the rain, but could make out a couple of non LE figures being led around the cruisers.

Kinda ruined the vibe so I didn't go back to West Therapy and instead went to In and Out for a burger. First time I've seen a bust go down in that neighborhood.Prolly was whpd freebie day.

BobSmith4242
10-13-18, 16:28
Any way you can PM me the details on this one? I live on the west side!


Hello my dear Mongerers.

First timer here, checked this place out on pico and land of over. Hhr. 3 not too shabby, Hr. .45 so depending on what you're looking for.

Didn't catch her name but she was pure magical on my lower bottom (front and back) true heroine.

Oil is always a plus and I think I went partially blind near the end LOL.

It has been very reliable so far!

TheNoob
10-15-18, 15:50
I know of a location in the east side, about 30 minutes away (after rush hour) from that location.


I believe so. I'm looking for a place that can deliver this kind of quality but alas no luck elsewhere.

SS1993
10-15-18, 17:57
This is my first time thinking of visiting a massage parlor.

If anyone can give me a run down of the cost to go to one like house fee plus FS with hat and without. Mostly looking for either a AMP or a LMP with kind of youngish women not too old. I want to try some BB if possible. What parlors are known to be good around the LA area.

Thanks ahead of time for the information!

TheNoob
10-18-18, 15:37
After a long couple of weeks of work and in need of a good.

Massage. I head over to my favorite he AMP. I only go Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday.

I call papasan and I ask who is there today. He gives me the line up Judy, Amy, Michelle.

I tell him I want Michelle my favorite.

I walk in papasan is sound a sleep while the tv is on. I make eye contact with Michelle.

And she proceeds to take the house fee. 4 for an hour.

I disrobe and ready for a much needed massage.

Michelle comes in and ask where I have been for the past month and a half.

I said busy with work. She gives an amazing massage, one of the best I've had.

Her English is pretty good so you can have a decent conversation.

On the flip side she never mentions the price and never talks about.

Extras It just happens. She takes off her bra and lets me play / suck on those a cups, pulls down her yoga pants.

And leads to fiv, and kitty play. For. 4 it's the best he place I have ever come across. She doesn't rush and makes sure you get a happy ending.

I have tried all of the providers in that place, they are all in there early or late 30's.

Lovergrrl
10-18-18, 23:06
After a long couple of weeks of work and in need of a good.

Massage. I head over to my favorite he AMP. I only go Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday.

I call papasan and I ask who is there today. He gives me the line up Judy, Amy, Michelle.

I tell him I want Michelle my favorite.

I walk in papasan is sound a sleep while the tv is on. I make eye contact with Michelle.

And she proceeds to take the house fee. 4 for an hour.

I disrobe and ready for a much needed massage.

Michelle comes in and ask where I have been for the past month and a half.

I said busy with work. She gives an amazing massage, one of the best I've had.

Her English is pretty good so you can have a decent conversation.

On the flip side she never mentions the price and never talks about.

Extras It just happens. She takes off her bra and lets me play / suck on those a cups, pulls down her yoga pants.

And leads to fiv, and kitty play. For. 4 it's the best he place I have ever come across. She doesn't rush and makes sure you get a happy ending.

I have tried all of the providers in that place, they are all in there early or late 30's.That's all great and good, but with absolutely no other details other than the city you will no doubt be hit up with plenty of PM's (if that's what you wanted) and will have many of us here asking for at least some clues as to where you had this magical experience at.

Adm888
10-18-18, 23:38
That's all great and good, but with absolutely no other details other than the city you will no doubt be hit up with plenty of PM's (if that's what you wanted) and will have many of us here asking for at least some clues as to where you had this magical experience at.The person should have posted in SGV board. The place is Bauhinia spa on Garvey. To me this place is really hit and miss. I have not seen any women in their 30's here though.

Mal252
10-19-18, 07:15
Do you guys prefer it or do you just want to get to it?

Personally I've only had it once in New York and loved it. Been looking for it in Los Angeles but can't get good info on which places offer. Anny help is appreciated.

EastHornDog14
10-19-18, 10:28
Do you guys prefer it or do you just want to get to it?

Personally I've only had it once in New York and loved it. Been looking for it in Los Angeles but can't get good info on which places offer. Anny help is appreciated.I think it really varies with the establishment. Sometimes they'll advertise in an ad or in front of the shop that a table shower is included.