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Sam Spade
11-16-15, 23:38
Still haven't gotten over here yet even though I could get there and 15 minutes. But I have a question. I used to see one a couple yrs ago, first met her on Cumberland at 5050. Then she showed up at Kyoto's in Grayslake. That place closed and a while later she showed up at Mich's. Can't remember her alias there. But she sure was cute. Middle age and petite spinner with a fantastic fun attitude. Full menu but a little overpriced. So I'm wondering, with the rumors that some of the staff from Mich's is now here if anyone knows who I'm talking about. I suppose I could just show up over there which is what I may end up doing anyways.When Mich's was open, I had Nina (a little big but hard worker), Sarah (best looking I saw but way overpriced) and Happy, who had a flabby body and a demanding attitude. And yes, the rumor went around that the girls from Mich's ended up at World. So I took a shot and went and have had Candy (big but in a nice way) and Tishka (very good english and aims to please). With them and the mamasan, they asked where I'd been and I told them Mich's and they said Yes, some of the girls work here now. But they didn't know any of the girls I'd had. So I'm sure they got rotated out just like every other girl at every other AMP I've ever been to. On the bright side, at least the mamasan at World knows me, so I have someone to vouch for me.

Head First
11-18-15, 16:53
I have never been to this location before. But, I know that it will be hard to find the panty dropper. I often go to the Best Massage in St. Charles and I noticed the same thing. You would go a few times and get friendly with a girl and then she is gone after a few week's. After a little research I figured out why. Best Massage has several locations and they switch these girl's out like a Chinese fire drill.

So if you find a girl you like at this place, visit her a few times quick because chances are she will be gone to the next location within a month.True that. I remember a session I had in CL at 14 & 176. I'd already been going there and one day I show up and theres a new girl. And she was HOT! The girls here were rotated from Blue sky and other places, but I'd never seen this one before. Instantly we had a connection and within 5 minutes I was laying naked face up and she was sucking my dick, bb. Soon she was naked as a jbird and I was in a position to enter her. After a quick time out to negotiate the tip by holding up one index finger and receiving a nod, in I go. It's rare in a spa but it does sometimes happen. I ended up with a huge smile on my face and so did her wallet. Clean up and out of there. Fast forward maybe 3-4 days and its time for another visit. Ring the doorbell expecting to be greeted by her and a big smile but no. Never seen this one before and when I ask for the other girl, was told nobody by that name work here. Huh? I left.

I hate it when it happens but its actually pretty common.

Head First
11-18-15, 17:17
When Mich's was open, I had Nina (a little big but hard worker), Sarah (best looking I saw but way overpriced) and Happy, who had a flabby body and a demanding attitude. And yes, the rumor went around that the girls from Mich's ended up at World. So I took a shot and went and have had Candy (big but in a nice way) and Tishka (very good english and aims to please). With them and the mamasan, they asked where I'd been and I told them Mich's and they said Yes, some of the girls work here now. But they didn't know any of the girls I'd had. So I'm sure they got rotated out just like every other girl at every other AMP I've ever been to. On the bright side, at least the mamasan at World knows me, so I have someone to vouch for me.Stopped in yesterday around 6 during a downpour. Rang the doorbell and out comes a pretty good looker, shoulder length lightly tinted hair, early to mid 40's? Ask her how much, she says 70/ hr. No halfs. Didn't stay for any fun but will probably go back another time, hoping to find a former honey. btw, it's usually a good sign to have to get buzzed in.

Over the weekend I heard from one of my pretty good sources that this place is already in jeopardy. She said they got a ticket a couple mos. ago and are now waiting for their court date. Who knows for sure tho so don't shoot the messenger.

Doctor Welby
11-18-15, 21:16
Stopped in yesterday around 6 during a downpour. Rang the doorbell and out comes a pretty good looker, shoulder length lightly tinted hair, early to mid 40's? Ask her how much, she says 70/ hr. No halfs. Didn't stay for any fun but will probably go back another time, hoping to find a former honey. btw, it's usually a good sign to have to get buzzed in.

Over the weekend I heard from one of my pretty good sources that this place is already in jeopardy. She said they got a ticket a couple mos. ago and are now waiting for their court date. Who knows for sure tho so don't shoot the messenger.Hope it wasn't Jessica. Crap.

Head First
11-19-15, 02:59
Hope it wasn't Jessica. Crap.Just to clarify. My good source isn't Jessica and doesn't even work at World. But she's been in the biz for over 10 yrs so she hears and knows a lot of the buzz that's going around.

Sorry for any confusion there.

Now back to our regular scheduled topic.

DMichaels69
11-19-15, 08:12
I like Jessica too. Very cool chick.


Hope it wasn't Jessica. Crap.

Member #6158
11-21-15, 05:08
Had a nice time at Bamboo Spa. MT was very pretty and had a tight body.

Head First
11-22-15, 21:37
Had a nice time at Bamboo Spa. MT was very pretty and had a tight body.Ditto. Nice change of pace from the regular. Pretty sure she's a short timer.

Head First
11-24-15, 21:03
Ditto. Nice change of pace from the regular. Pretty sure she's a short timer.Stopped in for round 2. Not working today. New girl wanna see? No thanks. I like the one I had the other day. She be here Thursday. Ok, me too.

Rabble
11-24-15, 21:52
Out working in crystal lake today, and realized I had a monger story from before my mongering days.

I am working, and an asian lady pulls up behind me, with a yahoo map printout and limited english. She was looking for directions, and she was pretty far from her destination.

Conversation was near impossible.

She makes a call, and hands the phone to me. It was a guy, and I had to explain to him this lady is lost, looking for directions, and doesn't speak english.

Dude repeatedly said it was his "cleaning lady" and between him and I we got her set in the right direction.

She gave me a nice long hug and her phone number and said "you call me" and drove off.

I thought it was odd, because I couldn't talk well with her. I also noticed she was dressed pretty well for a cleaning lady, didn't have cleaning supplies, and didn't know where her clients house was.

I hadn't thought of her in years, and being there today I realized. I bet she was an asian outcall!

So. About 9 or 10 years back, did anyone have an asian outcall get delayed only to receive a call from a bewildered guy saying she was lost?

I would laugh my ass off if it was someone here.

Sam Spade
11-26-15, 12:08
No, this wasn't me, but I do have my own funny story about the McHenry area. 3 years ago I am at a Carpentersville AMP. Massage was going well, and me and the therapist were deep into the Getting To Know You phase. I had the room in the front, closest to the front door. I hear it open and a "Can I help you?" Then I hear the voice of a rather older white woman (yes, I can tell) asking if she can get a gift certificate for her husband, in a very sincere voice. The girl at the desk is all very helpful and I hear the whole transaction going down. My therapist is all Shhh, shhh, shhh! I'm not making a sound, just listening to the conversation in disbelief. Could the woman really be that naive about it? Icing on the cake as the woman is walking out she says in that happy, grandma-type voice of hers, "Oh he just loves getting a massage. He goes all the time. ".


Out working in crystal lake today, and realized I had a monger story from before my mongering days.

I am working, and an asian lady pulls up behind me, with a yahoo map printout and limited english. She was looking for directions, and she was pretty far from her destination.

Pedorro
11-26-15, 12:32
No, this wasn't me, but I do have my own funny story about the McHenry area. 3 years ago I am at a Carpentersville AMP. Massage was going well, and me and the therapist were deep into the Getting To Know You phase. I had the room in the front, closest to the front door. I hear it open and a "Can I help you?" Then I hear the voice of a rather older white woman (yes, I can tell) asking if she can get a gift certificate for her husband, in a very sincere voice. The girl at the desk is all very helpful and I hear the whole transaction going down. My therapist is all Shhh, shhh, shhh! I'm not making a sound, just listening to the conversation in disbelief. Could the woman really be that naive about it? Icing on the cake as the woman is walking out she says in that happy, grandma-type voice of hers, "Oh he just loves getting a massage. He goes all the time. ".A couple of years ago my mother in-law was visiting from Chiacgo, when she drove past an AMP grand opening she of me and got me gift certificate and in was just a business card with hand writing saying good for one massage. I thought she was nuts! My wife thought it was very nice and a great idea since I had just done the spring clean up in the yard. I did used that same week without ever telling my wife about it. We actually did mentioned this place here it was on 14 and Virnginia. Best gift ever from her?

Head First
11-30-15, 11:49
Stopped in for round 2. Not working today. New girl wanna see? No thanks. I like the one I had the other day. She be here Thursday. Ok, me too.Round 2 was the same as round 1. Nothing to write home about except that she has a nice rack that responded well. However this time I got a close look at her before during and after and discovered a few more years on her than I thought. Back to the tried and true.

Head First
11-30-15, 23:30
Been a while since I was in here so I made a visit on Black Friday. Renewed our friendship in the warmest of ways which included a very thorough cleansing on the table shower. Back to the room where she lent me a hand in working out some on my kinks (in my back). Amy reminded me that she'll be leaving for vacation soon, around Christmas time. 45/55.

Head First
12-07-15, 11:11
Stopped in Sat night looking for an old friend, Lilly. Bob, I know you gave us the scoop on her a while ago but I was in the area. No Lilly working. Only new owner working along with her boyfriend / husband (white guy) lurking behind Chinese partition #2. He verified in perfect English Lilly not working, stopping short of saying 'anymore'. Nothing I hate more than interacting with a guy while trying to get some relief. But I like the idea of having some fun with his s / o while he's in the house so if he's anywhere in sight next time I pop in I'm going to have a session with her just to see which she loves more, him or money.

Hit the restaurant next door for some take out. Bad news Pedorro. They dissolved the grocery / liquor store so you're gonna have to byob next time you visit.

Head First
12-07-15, 11:22
Had a conversation with a cutie while waiting for my regular. This was the second invitation I've gotten from her. I hope I see her prancing around again cause next time I'll say yes.

Bob521
12-08-15, 02:00
Thanks for the heads up. If I find her I'll let you know. If she got busted, she'd likely move out of state. Think she was in Michigan earlier this year. Bob.


Stopped in Sat night looking for an old friend, Lilly. Bob, I know you gave us the scoop on her a while ago but I was in the area. No Lilly working. Only new owner working along with her boyfriend / husband (white guy) lurking behind Chinese partition #2. He verified in perfect English Lilly not working, stopping short of saying 'anymore'. Nothing I hate more than interacting with a guy while trying to get some relief. But I like the idea of having some fun with his s / o while he's in the house so if he's anywhere in sight next time I pop in I'm going to have a session with her just to see which she loves more, him or money.

Hit the restaurant next door for some take out. Bad news Pedorro. They dissolved the grocery / liquor store so you're gonna have to byob next time you visit.

Darbs
12-09-15, 14:29
Stopped in yesterday morning not long after open and had a nice session with Kim. Probably early 40's with a pretty nice body and very nice legs. Very good TS and then off to the sauna for a couple minutes. Back to the room for a decent massage and had no problems roaming. Hit all the important areas and left with a nice smile. Standard tip but asked for more which I politely said no to. Will return.

IlDiavolo
12-09-15, 19:18
But I like the idea of having some fun with his s / o while he's in the house so if he's anywhere in sight next time I pop in I'm going to have a session with her just to see which she loves more, him or money.

Hit the restaurant next door for some take out. Bad news Pedorro. They dissolved the grocery / liquor store so you're gonna have to byob next time you visit.Funniest comment on the boards, HAHA!

SuaveMen2
12-13-15, 12:13
HI all, been reading these for ages and decided to join. My experience has been ERS which has been hit or miss. Hit if I get Nina, miss otherwise. Nina is amazing at what ERS offers. Makes you feel great. Last time I went to her I was obviously a little 'excited', so she gave me a HJ followed by a massage and another one for the road.

That said it's a long drive from here and pretty expensive. 110 base and I usually tip. 30 or. 40. Sounds like World may be similar experience?

Lgrre
12-13-15, 17:58
Thinking of TOFTT unless anyone has a report on her? I'm not really into big girls so I'm worried I'll be disappointed. .

Lgrre
12-13-15, 17:59
Forgot the link LOL.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cas/5358705483.html

Head First
12-14-15, 20:58
New owners are usually accompanied by some sorta grand opening specials. Todays visit uncovered some new low pricing. $30-30 minutes. $50-1 hr. These AMP's have an uncanny way of knowing what the value of their product is. IMHO even at these blue light special prices it's still overpriced.

Made a call to my goto and she got me right in.

Bob521
12-15-15, 01:17
New owners are usually accompanied by some sorta grand opening specials. Todays visit uncovered some new low pricing. $30-30 minutes. $50-1 hr. These AMP's have an uncanny way of knowing what the value of their product is. IMHO even at these blue light special prices it's still overpriced.

Made a call to my goto and she got me right in.You mean DY?

Also, how is the new Island? You say its not worth it. Old ladies. Bad massage. No extras. Bob.

Head First
12-15-15, 13:04
You mean DY?

Also, how is the new Island? You say its not worth it. Old ladies. Bad massage. No extras. Bob.DaYing. She leaves for vacation on New Years Day.

Island. New owner is the only talent there. 50 ish, about a 5 in looks / body, little English, paranoid about getting in trouble. And massage is stretching it. I'd call it a body rub. Left 10 for the effort.

Head First
12-18-15, 23:30
Amy's gone. Replaced by another Amy. Funny. This one is similar in age, actually more attractive, has a pretty nice body with a nice shape to her ass (rare for an Asian) which looked good in her leggings, a great smile and is very friendly. She knows her stuff but would only allow over the clothes. That may change after a few visits but she wouldn't budge today. $45/$40. She left the room 3 X to greet other walkins. 2 left and 1 stayed and waited. I'll probably visit again.

Doctor Welby
12-20-15, 13:00
Sarah is gone on vacation. Hope she comes back. Drew Jeannie. She is probably the oldest one there. Bleach blonde, long hair. She is a petite spinner with a nice ass. The routine is pretty much the same for any MT there. Good massage. Walks on back. Clean place. Solid menu. I think Jessica is back as well.

Bob521
12-21-15, 01:52
By the way, sent Lily a WeChat message couple days ago. No answer.

On an unrelated note, I had this friend Susan that I met at Yu's Foot Spa in Palatine three / four years ago. She's the woman who motivated me to learn Chinese. At the time, she spoke no English at all. We started communicating non-verbally. I made a list of phrases. We practiced. Went out on her day off. I actually let her drive my car in a parking lot at Target. She moved to Los Angeles about 9 months ago and we've stayed in touch. Now she drives. Has a car. Speaks English. And has her own place. Sending her son to college in LA. Building her own American dream. Such a remarkable woman! On my next trip out there she wants to have me over to her house for dinner in LA. BOB.


Thanks for the heads up. If I find her I'll let you know. If she got busted, she'd likely move out of state. Think she was in Michigan earlier this year. Bob.

Lebruno
12-21-15, 03:45
Thats some excellent return on investment. I could imagine that it deservedly makes you feel the same way as a farmer would when the seeds he planted long time ago is finally yielding the fruits.


On an unrelated note, I had this friend Susan that I met at Yu's Foot Spa in Palatine three / four years ago. She's the woman who motivated me to learn Chinese. At the time, she spoke no English at all. We started communicating non-verbally. I made a list of phrases. We practiced. Went out on her day off. I actually let her drive my car in a parking lot at Target. She moved to Los Angeles about 9 months ago and we've stayed in touch. Now she drives. Has a car. Speaks English. And has her own place. Sending her son to college in LA. Building her own American dream. Such a remarkable woman! On my next trip out there she wants to have me over to her house for dinner in LA. BOB.

Darbs
12-21-15, 11:45
I met Sarah the other day also, has a pretty nice body which she let me roam a little bit with. She got the job done but had a little attitude which was a little annoying. I'll return sometime to see what else is available.


Sarah is gone on vacation. Hope she comes back. Drew Jeannie. She is probably the oldest one there. Bleach blonde, long hair. She is a petite spinner with a nice ass. The routine is pretty much the same for any MT there. Good massage. Walks on back. Clean place. Solid menu. I think Jessica is back as well.

Kellster
12-21-15, 13:09
By the way, sent Lily a WeChat message couple days ago. No answer.

On an unrelated note, I had this friend Susan that I met at Yu's Foot Spa in Palatine three / four years ago. She's the woman who motivated me to learn Chinese. At the time, she spoke no English at all. We started communicating non-verbally. I made a list of phrases. We practiced. Went out on her day off. I actually let her drive my car in a parking lot at Target. She moved to Los Angeles about 9 months ago and we've stayed in touch. Now she drives. Has a car. Speaks English. And has her own place. Sending her son to college in LA. Building her own American dream. Such a remarkable woman! On my next trip out there she wants to have me over to her house for dinner in LA. BOB.Good story Bob. Too bad she moved to LA, but glad to hear you guys kept in touch.

Bob521
12-21-15, 13:57
Thats some excellent return on investment. I could imagine that it deservedly makes you feel the same way as a farmer would when the seeds he planted long time ago is finally yielding the fruits.I just laughed at the metaphor of me spreading my seed (s). Thanks. Bob.

Head First
12-22-15, 13:29
Wandered into one of my current spas and was greeted by the regular. Come on in. We chat a little in the lobby and head into a room. I didn't even get my coat off and she sits down. We continue our conversation. We talked about everything. Her family. My family. Her health. My health. Her dreams. My dreams. Her friends. My friends. Her pets. My pets. We talked. And talked. And talked. It was slow and her door didn't open once. 2 hours later she asks me if I'm hungry. I was. I follow her to the back where she brings out a couple bagfuls of groceries and asks me if I like spicy food. She starts chopping, mixing, scrambling, stir frying. The whole time she's cooking I'm seeing this other side of her. And she's seeing this other side of me. It's fun. The food was delicious and hit the spot. I ask her about the pumpkin on the table and she tells me she uses it to make pumpkin soup and I gotta try some next time she makes it. We talk more after eating right there sitting around the little table. Eventually the doorbell starts ringing and she's getting busy with other customers. We say goodbye and I head to my car.

When it all started I just kinda went with it and asked myself what would Bob do.

It was a different experience. A pleasant one. A revealing one. An interesting one. It had a happy ending but in a different sense.

If it would've finished where we ended up back in the room I suppose it would've been a home run but it didn't so I'd say it was a double.

When I got home I realized I had blue balls and blew a call to a goto. Too late, come tomorrow.

Bob521
12-22-15, 18:40
Getting to know your friends as people can be quite moving. Yesterday, a friend (the Chinese woman I spend 10 hours with on her day off last week) asked me to photocopy her divorce decree. I did not read it since she ask me not to. But when I returned she told me the whole story. Her parent married her off to a guy who turned out was beating her. Broke her fingers (I saw them). They had a baby girl, and the Chinese government sterilized her. That was the one-baby policy. She ran off to Tibet to escape the husband. So the husband threatened her parents with a knife. The parents had to move twice. She came to America because he threatened her life. Had to pay, essentially a ransom to get the divorce settlement, And despite all of this she is a warm, thoughtful person. Told you she was helping me with acupressure treatments for ED. When I got my recent diabetes tests back, she's become a drill sergeant on improving my health. She's a great chef with natural ingredients. Makes me drink a glass of vinegar and lemon water every day. (Yeah, I see her every day). So when I count my blessings at this time of the year, I think of people like this and realize how amazing some people really are once you get to know them. It gives me some real perspective. Bob.


Wandered into one of my current spas and was greeted by the regular. Come on in. We chat a little in the lobby and head into a room. I didn't even get my coat off and she sits down. We continue our conversation. We talked about everything. Her family. My family. Her health. My health. Her dreams. My dreams. Her friends. My friends. Her pets. My pets. We talked. And talked. And talked. It was slow and her door didn't open once. 2 hours later she asks me if I'm hungry. I was. I follow her to the back where she brings out a couple bagfuls of groceries and asks me if I like spicy food. She starts chopping, mixing, scrambling, stir frying. The whole time she's cooking I'm seeing this other side of her. And she's seeing this other side of me. It's fun. The food was delicious and hit the spot. I ask her about the pumpkin on the table and she tells me she uses it to make pumpkin soup and I gotta try some next time she makes it. We talk more after eating right there sitting around the little table. Eventually the doorbell starts ringing and she's getting busy with other customers. We say goodbye and I head to my car.

When it all started I just kinda went with it and asked myself what would Bob do.

It was a different experience. A pleasant one. A revealing one. An interesting one. It had a happy ending but in a different sense.

If it would've finished where we ended up back in the room I suppose it would've been a home run but it didn't so I'd say it was a double.

When I got home I realized I had blue balls and blew a call to a goto. Too late, come tomorrow.

Head First
12-28-15, 16:10
Grand opening rates are over. Stopped in yesterday to find the old 40 & 60 rates. She said I could still get the lower rates but I declined. No indications that it would be fun so I left.

Lebruno
12-29-15, 03:26
Bob, reading your post I just remembered that someone did once talk to me about the benefits of lemon water and vinegar. Though I never got to put to practice. Since you have been trying it for sometime do you think it is helping you? If the answer is yes and if you don't mind, pl. Share the recipe as well. Thanks.


Makes me drink a glass of vinegar and lemon water every day. (Yeah, I see her every day). So when I count my blessings at this time of the year, I think of people like this and realize how amazing some people really are once you get to know them. It gives me some real perspective. Bob.

Bob521
12-31-15, 01:47
Bob, reading your post I just remembered that someone did once talk to me about the benefits of lemon water and vinegar. Though I never got to put to practice. Since you have been trying it for sometime do you think it is helping you? If the answer is yes and if you don't mind, pl. Share the recipe as well. Thanks.So far, too soon to tell. I've been in Florida the past week. Returning on Jan 1. The potion has not killed me. But I have a couple mire months until my next diabetes a1 c test. Happy New year. Bob.

Head First
01-06-16, 14:47
2 hours later she asks me if I'm hungry. I was. I follow her to the back where she brings out a couple bagfuls of groceries and asks me if I like spicy food. She starts chopping, mixing, scrambling, stir frying. The whole time she's cooking I'm seeing this other side of her. And she's seeing this other side of me. It's fun. The food was delicious and hit the spot. I ask her about the pumpkin on the table and she tells me she uses it to make pumpkin soup and I gotta try some next time she makes it.
Made another visit. She knew I was coming and soon after I got there she asked if I wanted to try some soup. Pumpkin soup. Sure! Head to the back and sit down. She warms up a bowl and also a couple of home made dumplings, huge. Along with a side of home made sauce that was so hot it made me cough and gave me hiccups. I know I know, it's beginning to sound like the Food Network. Sorry. But there's more.

We head into a room from there. She's pretty good at speaking English but somewhere in the convo something got confusing so I pull out my phone to tap the translate app. I'm having trouble with it and she offers to help. We get that straightened out and she notices I have we-chat. You have we-chat on here. Yeah but I don't really know how to use it. She asks me my name and she plugs it in. Soon after I hear my phone alert me and she's sent me a couple messages. Its funny and I reply and whadda know, we're doing we-chats.

The doorbell rings and she gets 2 customers pretty quick. I don't have any time to wait around so I leave.

But its pretty weird how stuff happens, sometimes when you least expect it.

Bob521
01-07-16, 03:48
Nice story to hear. Bob.


Made another visit. She knew I was coming and soon after I got there she asked if I wanted to try some soup. Pumpkin soup. Sure! Head to the back and sit down. She warms up a bowl and also a couple of home made dumplings, huge. Along with a side of home made sauce that was so hot it made me cough and gave me hiccups. I know I know, it's beginning to sound like the Food Network. Sorry. But there's more.

We head into a room from there. She's pretty good at speaking English but somewhere in the convo something got confusing so I pull out my phone to tap the translate app. I'm having trouble with it and she offers to help. We get that straightened out and she notices I have we-chat. You have we-chat on here. Yeah but I don't really know how to use it. She asks me my name and she plugs it in. Soon after I hear my phone alert me and she's sent me a couple messages. Its funny and I reply and whadda know, we're doing we-chats.

The doorbell rings and she gets 2 customers pretty quick. I don't have any time to wait around so I leave.

But its pretty weird how stuff happens, sometimes when you least expect it.

Head First
01-18-16, 19:06
Il'll know I've arrived in the right place when I'm welcomed by a MMS at:

Bob's House of Fun.

521 We-Chat Lane.

USASG.info

Head First
01-18-16, 19:11
The ad says they have a new lady. Everytime I've been its always the same old. Anybody been recently?

Island has a semi new face and a new face, neither of which I could pull the trigger on last week.

Head First
02-07-16, 01:58
Stopped by Friday night around 8 pm. No lights on. Maybe it was slow and she went home early. Grabbed a burrito.

But Sat. afternoon they were still closed. On vacation? Closed for the Chinese New Year? Closed up/down?

Either way no big loss.

Zeuss
02-08-16, 19:29
Hey there's an attractive woman who advertises sporadically in the CL Platonic for massage. She's legit, no extras! I saw her a few months ago, before she was putting the pics in her ads. It's an ok massage but her rates are pretty high. She's also weird about setting up the appointment: Didn't want to give out a phone number until appointment was set, then had to meet her in a neutral place & follow her to her townhouse where it's a challenge to find a parking spot. She says she's worried about her neighbors. Doesn't make sense since she doesn't play. Interestingly her phone number linked back to some BP Body Rubs ads from when she was in FL. Nice PIcs!

So if you want to lighten your wallet and probably leave with blue balls then go for it!


Massage Girl Now Available.... - w4m (Far NW Burbs Incall)
Professional massage therapist
Seeking clients to see regularly
Swedish and Deep Tissue
Clean and Private Incall
Professional clientele only
Email for more info:

body : thin height : 5'2" (157cm) status : single

SaintChuck
02-08-16, 23:11
Hey there's an attractive woman who advertises sporadically in the CL Platonic for massage. She's legit, no extras! I saw her a few months ago, before she was putting the pics in her ads. It's an ok massage but her rates are pretty high. She's also weird about setting up the appointment: Didn't want to give out a phone number until appointment was set, then had to meet her in a neutral place & follow her to her townhouse where it's a challenge to find a parking spot. She says she's worried about her neighbors. Doesn't make sense since she doesn't play. Interestingly her phone number linked back to some BP Body Rubs ads from when she was in FL. Nice PIcs!

So if you want to lighten your wallet and probably leave with blue balls then go for it!I saw the same ad last week. I was really bored so I responded to it. She sent me an e-mail saying that if I wanted an appointment I better make it quick because her slots were filling quickly. She also put in the e-mail that she is in the Crystal Lake area. The ad was only up for a few hours, but I saved the e-mail just in case anybody wanted it. I am just getting a little tired of going to AMP's and I am trying to find a nice Asian girl that offers incall massage with a little bit extra. I am not even looking for FS. If anybody wants the girl in Crystal Lakes e-mail just PM me and I will be happy to give it to you. SaintChuck.

Cali Scorpio
02-08-16, 23:31
I was curious about this place and when I noticed they were offering $10 off on Yelp, I called up to make an appointment. The papasan greeted me when I walked in and introduced me to a cute mid 30's therapist. I was hoping this was a typical Asian MP but when she asked me to get under the blanket on the table, I knew this would be a massage only place. Having reset my expectations, I actually enjoyed the massage. She had great skills and even used hot stones during the massage. There was no accidental brushing or teasing since I was covered with the blanket except for the areas she was massaging. I left feeling really good and may repeat if I only want a massage.

I don't see this spa lasting long if they remain a legit place. Most guys go into these places expecting at least a HE so if they don't get it, there are plenty of other choices in the area.

Hockey Guy
02-09-16, 12:29
Hey there's an attractive woman who advertises sporadically in the CL Platonic for massage. She's legit, no extras! I saw her a few months ago, before she was putting the pics in her ads. It's an ok massage but her rates are pretty high. She's also weird about setting up the appointment: Didn't want to give out a phone number until appointment was set, then had to meet her in a neutral place & follow her to her townhouse where it's a challenge to find a parking spot. She says she's worried about her neighbors. Doesn't make sense since she doesn't play. Interestingly her phone number linked back to some BP Body Rubs ads from when she was in FL. Nice PIcs!

So if you want to lighten your wallet and probably leave with blue balls then go for it!Yes, I have seen her too and while she gives a very good massage and you will feel relaxed, you will leave with blue balls guaranteed.

Powerman2
02-10-16, 13:29
Not sure where to post this so it put it in this blog. Last week a friend and I went to a place called Tavern on 60 in Mundelein for an early evening dinner. While we were there a beautiful young brunette came in and ordered a shot and a beer and went over to the video slots. She had a great body and wore black pants and high boots and a tight sweater. She was there for about an hour, several times going to the bar for more drinks. All the while she kept looking around to see who was there. She could have been looking for a customer. She gave me a long stare, but didn't do anything because of my friend. She left shortly thereafter. I would have approached her if I was alone. Anyone seen her or have any similar experiences at this place? This could be a good place to pick up women. I don't know if she's a regular there or a one shot deal.

Head First
02-14-16, 12:03
If you've ever wondered where they go when they get too old for this business I found it. She 'looked' 60 ish which we all know what that means in the Asian world.

BigWillie1111
02-22-16, 10:27
I took the plunge to Crystal Spa formerly known as I think jm spa. Things did not look very promising. There is a very nice lobby which made me think this would be legit. There was also an extremely old man Asian man reading the paper on the couch. They ask me if it is ok to have room next to the door. I say ok. So my hopes were not up. There is another hallway with rooms. There were other girls but I did not see any. My lady who also collected the money at the front was probably 45 years old but could not tell. Dressed like a mom but decent looking and thinner. I start undressing and she says I can keep underwear on and I told her off and she said ok. So I'm thinking this place again is totally legit. Massage was pretty good with no talking from therapist not even is this ok. So hopes were not high. Like I said good massage with no hints of extras. On the flip started rubbing inner thighs and she gives the nod and I give it back. Standard with no talk of anything. I left happy and may or may not be back. At the end she tried to give me a card that marks down the massages. Buy 10 get one free. I gave it back. I want no part of that evidence. Happy hunting.

Head First
02-22-16, 17:52
Amy's gone and I don't know when / if she's coming back. I knew that but since I was already in CL I stopped in. The lady is definitely older (50 ish) but she had on a sexy top and leopard leggings so I gave her a try.

When she came in I was still standing by my clothes. She thought it was funny I wasn't on the table yet. She motioned for me to lay down but instead I Bob521'd her and invited her to lay down. She looked like a deer in headlights and it took some splaining but eventually she figured out I wanted to give her a massage so over she went and onto her stomach.

Started out on her back and shoulders but my hands were soon rubbing her legs feet and ass. Unsnapped her bra and raised her top up to her neck and pants down to her ankles. Some medium touch rubbing quickly turned into light touch with ass crack teasing. She was enjoying it and feeling uncomfortable at the same time but soon relaxed to the point where I could hear/feel her getting moist.

When I asked her to flip she paused for a moment but then turned over where she succumbed to more rubbing and teasing. A few licks to her sweet spot made her giggle and squirm and warmed her up enough to where she touched me. I left with a smile on my face.

99% sure there's not going to be any f / s here as it never happened with Amy either, even after probably 25 sessions, but I was happy with my visit. $65 & $60.

Not sure if I'll return as I have more fun at one of my other spots but didn't feel like making the drive today. YMMV.

Piemaster
02-24-16, 22:01
I've noticed over the past year there are a lot more girls in the area.

That being said most of them are from shit town Rockford, and most of you retards are over donating. These girls coming to Rockford figured out the game and where the dough lies, so instead of turning tricks on the streets of Rockford, they and their pimps drive out to MC and make a killing on you retards.

STOP OVER PAYING, talk down, don't take what they say. They'd say $$ if they thought you were stupid enough to give it up.

Typical should be:

60 to. 80 for Qhr.

$ to $. 20 Hhr.

$. 60 to $$ Hr.

That top end $$ is for good looking Chicago girls. Stop being played you morons. You idiots at the massage parlors are over donatingfor BJ / HJ action too.

DMichaels69
02-24-16, 23:40
Agree. A lot of mongers think with the wrong head and over tip because, well they are special to these ladies. LOL.


I've noticed over the past year there are a lot more girls in the area.

That being said most of them are from shit town Rockford, and most of you retards are over donating. These girls coming to Rockford figured out the game and where the dough lies, so instead of turning tricks on the streets of Rockford, they and their pimps drive out to MC and make a killing on you retards.

STOP OVER PAYING, talk down, don't take what they say. They'd say $$ if they thought you were stupid enough to give it up.

Typical should be:

60 to. 80 for Qhr.

$ to $. 20 Hhr.

$. 60 to $$ Hr.

That top end $$ is for good looking Chicago girls. Stop being played you morons. You idiots at the massage parlors are over donatingfor BJ / HJ action too.

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02-25-16, 12:43
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Jon Smithe
03-03-16, 14:55
Wondering if anybody has tried new masseuse advertising on CL? Today is the first time I've seen her post and she looks pretty. Thin, young, white, and brunette. PM if you want. I tried attaching the CL post, but something keeps going wrong.

Mike Dago
03-21-16, 08:23
Found myself bored Sunday and wished I had a muscle rub. So I thought about heading out to Best Massage on Algonquin, https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5493502485.html. I pictured myself walking in and standing there for 2 minutes wondering if anyone was there. A woman walked out and said that they were very busy and can I come back in 1 hour? Now, when this has happened in the past at other places, I have been put in a room and waited. I was very happy she said that because this was NOT a young woman not even a good looking NON young woman, gone.

So as I was walking to my car, I thanked the AMP overlords for looking out for me and visioned myself walking into another place 2 minutes from there, http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-grand-opening-magic-spa-10-off-1-hr/28549429. I walked in to see a pretty, middle aged woman there waiting. She asked what I wanted and told her a massage. Now I asked for the hour but she refused the special rate as shown in the post. $. 7 and the TS is out of service. I must have asked her what her name was 6 times and she breezed past it every time. Her English was so so. Rub. Middle of the road, and it felt like she was trying to bruise me. At 45 minutes, she asked me to flip. Sheet never came off, no teasing, no anything and I was starting to figure that nothing was going to happen. At the hour, she said all done. I asked for 2 minutes more, took her hand and showed her where I needed attention. Then her English picked up and she said, no review, no report, no computer and I will make you happy. Hahahaha.

Gave the standard $. 4. I think about it again. I am still laughing that she wouldn't give me any name.

MD.

Bob521
03-21-16, 16:51
God, Mike, I miss the days when 2 minutes would get me across the finish line. God bless the young guys!


Found myself bored Sunday and wished I had a muscle rub. So I thought about heading out to Best Massage on Algonquin, https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5493502485.html. I pictured myself walking in and standing there for 2 minutes wondering if anyone was there. A woman walked out and said that they were very busy and can I come back in 1 hour? Now, when this has happened in the past at other places, I have been put in a room and waited. I was very happy she said that because this was NOT a young woman not even a good looking NON young woman, gone.

So as I was walking to my car, I thanked the AMP overlords for looking out for me and visioned myself walking into another place 2 minutes from there, http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-grand-opening-magic-spa-10-off-1-hr/28549429. I walked in to see a pretty, middle aged woman there waiting. She asked what I wanted and told her a massage. Now I asked for the hour but she refused the special rate as shown in the post. $. 7 and the TS is out of service. I must have asked her what her name was 6 times and she breezed past it every time. Her English was so so. Rub. Middle of the road, and it felt like she was trying to bruise me. At 45 minutes, she asked me to flip. Sheet never came off, no teasing, no anything and I was starting to figure that nothing was going to happen. At the hour, she said all done. I asked for 2 minutes more, took her hand and showed her where I needed attention. Then her English picked up and she said, no review, no report, no computer and I will make you happy. Hahahaha.

Gave the standard $. 4. I think about it again. I am still laughing that she wouldn't give me any name.

MD.

DonaRld
03-25-16, 19:55
Found myself bored Sunday and wished I had a muscle rub. So I thought about heading out to Best Massage on Algonquin, https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5493502485.html. I pictured myself walking in and standing there for 2 minutes wondering if anyone was there. A woman walked out and said that they were very busy and can I come back in 1 hour? Now, when this has happened in the past at other places, I have been put in a room and waited. I was very happy she said that because this was NOT a young woman not even a good looking NON young woman, gone.

So as I was walking to my car, I thanked the AMP overlords for looking out for me and visioned myself walking into another place 2 minutes from there, http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-grand-opening-magic-spa-10-off-1-hr/28549429. I walked in to see a pretty, middle aged woman there waiting. She asked what I wanted and told her a massage. Now I asked for the hour but she refused the special rate as shown in the post. $. 7 and the TS is out of service. I must have asked her what her name was 6 times and she breezed past it every time. Her English was so so. Rub. Middle of the road, and it felt like she was trying to bruise me. At 45 minutes, she asked me to flip. Sheet never came off, no teasing, no anything and I was starting to figure that nothing was going to happen. At the hour, she said all done. I asked for 2 minutes more, took her hand and showed her where I needed attention. Then her English picked up and she said, no review, no report, no computer and I will make you happy. Hahahaha.

Gave the standard $. 4. I think about it again. I am still laughing that she wouldn't give me any name.

MD.She old mamasan been there over year since open she boss but nothing special try world spa much more service.

DonaRld
03-26-16, 17:50
Very disappointed I was there 2 weeks ago chiness girl name tina she was ok even old even ask money but I found she's not there anymore only owenerold mamasan there so I told mamasan I forgot the wallet be back and quickly out there I don't want old mamasan and place was smell food feel like restaurant OMG.

GMan25
03-27-16, 15:16
She old mamasan been there over year since open she boss but nothing special try world spa much more service.I apologize if I am wrong on this Larry Norma. There is a pattern to your posts. The multiple posts touting Trinity on different threads, along with the limited prose / grammar make me suspect.

On the positive side, if you are advertising for Trinity and are affiliated with them, then you know you are setting expectations from posters on this board, and I hope you plan on meeting them.

Hrodebert
03-28-16, 00:10
I think that Larry and Dona are a tag team match, or one and the same.


I apologize if I am wrong on this Larry Norma. There is a pattern to your posts. The multiple posts touting Trinity on different threads, along with the limited prose / grammar make me suspect.

On the positive side, if you are advertising for Trinity and are affiliated with them, then you know you are setting expectations from posters on this board, and I hope you plan on meeting them.

DonaRld
03-28-16, 00:11
I apologize if I am wrong on this Larry Norma. There is a pattern to your posts. The multiple posts touting Trinity on different threads, along with the limited prose / grammar make me suspect.

On the positive side, if you are advertising for Trinity and are affiliated with them, then you know you are setting expectations from posters on this board, and I hope you plan on meeting them.Hello GMan25, I am just a travelling salesman who regularly gets a massage. I apologize for causing any discomfort or upsetting you. I am not associated with any advertisement company or whatnot. Like I said, I'm just a salesman and I only wanted to tell the truth. I won't be bothering you anymore with my post.

DonaRld
03-28-16, 00:24
I think that Larry and Dona are a tag team match, or one and the same.Hello iam larry iam not related with nobody iam apologize make you think like that. But iam not.

Mmmmmm, so care to explain why you have the same back end information? I don't know why you owners keep doing this all over the forum, the guys always see right through it.

So yes, I think you are, and I'll be merging the users today.

A2

DMichaels69
03-28-16, 00:25
Of course they are. I've been to Trinity and recommend.


I think that Larry and Dona are a tag team match, or one and the same.

DonaRld
03-28-16, 00:31
Maybe iam a wrong report, if myreport was unsure or uncomfortable apology to members, iam better stop post,.

Head First
04-10-16, 15:42
Haven't been in a while so I pulled in the other day. Had to exchange "Hello's" with 2 women in front of the Pilates first but so what.

Got buzzed in and was greeted by a grannie with a deep voice smelling of smoke that had just woken from a nap. I could tell she would've been a player because she let me graze her top while she was asking me how long I wanted. Asked her if she was the only one there and from behind a curtain I heard another even older sounding voice that said "Everyone busy now Come back later. " I said Ok. Thanks.

I hit this place about every 3-4 mos just to see if anythings new. Nothing new. Same old.

Doctor Welby
04-11-16, 21:36
Haven't been in a while so I pulled in the other day. Had to exchange "Hello's" with 2 women in front of the Pilates first but so what.

Got buzzed in and was greeted by a grannie with a deep voice smelling of smoke that had just woken from a nap. I could tell she would've been a player because she let me graze her top while she was asking me how long I wanted. Asked her if she was the only one there and from behind a curtain I heard another even older sounding voice that said "Everyone busy now Come back later. " I said Ok. Thanks.

I hit this place about every 3-4 mos just to see if anythings new. Nothing new. Same old.If you are in that neighborhood go to World. You won't be disappointed.

MehMedic
05-16-16, 11:40
Wow Crystal lake area has dried up.

Doctor Welby
05-16-16, 21:16
Wow Crystal lake area has dried up.All the Mamasans are very nervous with all the activity. It pays to be a regular.

MehMedic
05-17-16, 02:04
All the Mamasans are very nervous with all the activity. It pays to be a regular.I agree. Had my regulars. But then the new crop came in and they are meh. I have 1 that is still around but no set schedule.

Mike Dago
05-18-16, 08:39
If you are in that neighborhood go to World. You won't be disappointed.Haven't been to this place in over 5 years. I live in the area and was always a bit nervous about someone seeing me. The last time I was there, there were ZERO options. Nothing. Basically done & get out, thank you. So that is why I haven't returned. Went based on recent reviews and had Jeannie.

A little older but very fit and had a great personality. When I told her I haven't been there in 5 years she really wanted to know why and kept asking. Then asking who and where I have been. I understand but it got annoying. Now at the main event the auctioneer came out and the negotiation started. I want an upgrade but not the top of the line. She wanted. 6 for standard and $ for upgrade #1. I said too much and she said it would be less if she knew me. Ok, at this point most of the fun was taken out so I stuck with standard.

All in all a good time. She kept telling me that the other girl there is younger, prettier and more fun. I didn't understand why she was pushing me away. I did see her, younger yes, by about 15 years.

Bob521
05-18-16, 10:57
I had not thought about it in some time. However, I have had visits to AMPs where the woman is quite interested in the competition, rates, services, etc. This is a great opportunity for you. For example, at "New Life", "Lux", and "Yedam" I had the women ask about other places. Once she asked $120 for FS and I said last week I paid $100 at Yun. 100% of the time, they will cave when you present them with "market data". The other thing you do, assuming you had an enjoyable session, is say something like "I want to see you again. Where will you go? Can I get your contact information?" Again, they are trying to get regular customers who are not LEO. So there's a good chance she will want to see you again also. Bob.


Haven't been to this place in over 5 years. I live in the area and was always a bit nervous about someone seeing me. The last time I was there, there were ZERO options. Nothing. Basically done & get out, thank you. So that is why I haven't returned. Went based on recent reviews and had Jeannie.

A little older but very fit and had a great personality. When I told her I haven't been there in 5 years she really wanted to know why and kept asking. Then asking who and where I have been. I understand but it got annoying. Now at the main event the auctioneer came out and the negotiation started. I want an upgrade but not the top of the line. She wanted. 6 for standard and $ for upgrade #1. I said too much and she said it would be less if she knew me. Ok, at this point most of the fun was taken out so I stuck with standard.

All in all a good time. She kept telling me that the other girl there is younger, prettier and more fun. I didn't understand why she was pushing me away. I did see her, younger yes, by about 15 years.

Doctor Welby
05-18-16, 19:21
I had not thought about it in some time. However, I have had visits to AMPs where the woman is quite interested in the competition, rates, services, etc. This is a great opportunity for you. For example, at "New Life", "Lux", and "Yedam" I had the women ask about other places. Once she asked $120 for FS and I said last week I paid $100 at Yun. 100% of the time, they will cave when you present them with "market data". The other thing you do, assuming you had an enjoyable session, is say something like "I want to see you again. Where will you go? Can I get your contact information?" Again, they are trying to get regular customers who are not LEO. So there's a good chance she will want to see you again also. Bob.They won't want to see you again if you are cheap. Give the extra. 2 and make everyone happy. If you pay the services get better every time.

DMichaels69
05-19-16, 08:59
Jessica is a cool lady. See her if she is still there.


Haven't been to this place in over 5 years. I live in the area and was always a bit nervous about someone seeing me. The last time I was there, there were ZERO options. Nothing. Basically done & get out, thank you. So that is why I haven't returned. Went based on recent reviews and had Jeannie.

A little older but very fit and had a great personality. When I told her I haven't been there in 5 years she really wanted to know why and kept asking. Then asking who and where I have been. I understand but it got annoying. Now at the main event the auctioneer came out and the negotiation started. I want an upgrade but not the top of the line. She wanted. 6 for standard and $ for upgrade #1. I said too much and she said it would be less if she knew me. Ok, at this point most of the fun was taken out so I stuck with standard.

All in all a good time. She kept telling me that the other girl there is younger, prettier and more fun. I didn't understand why she was pushing me away. I did see her, younger yes, by about 15 years.

Head First
05-22-16, 23:57
Last 2 X I was here there's been a new face. Middle age, shorter dark hair, ok body and face. Told me her name was Sue Fay (sp)? Medium amount of fun at the going rates so I stopped in tonight for round 3. She's gone and the regular is back, medium length brown curly hair. Don't know what her name is, never asked. Stuck around for the half.

Wish Amy would come back.

BigWillie1111
05-24-16, 14:26
Has anyone tried the new place in Crystal Lake. I saw an ad on BP. The ad does not have a name of place.

SaintChuck
05-25-16, 00:28
Has anyone tried the new place in Crystal Lake. I saw an ad on BP. The ad does not have a name of place.http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280 I saw that ad too. I guess they couldn't decide on a name. SaintChuck.

Bob521
05-25-16, 00:53
That was the name listed in the rub site review site.


http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280 I saw that ad too. I guess they couldn't decide on a name. SaintChuck.

MehMedic
05-25-16, 01:31
That was the name listed in the rub site review site.Interesting. That's incorporated. Maybe I'll check out tomorrow. I'll let you know.

SaintChuck
05-25-16, 18:06
http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313 I was wondering if anybody has been to this place recently? The only thing I could find in this thread was a negative report from October 2015. I received info today that they have some new staff and I was wondering if anybody has been there recently. The place is a bit out of my zone, but if needed I can TOFTT next week. SaintChuck.

Doctor Welby
05-25-16, 18:30
http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313 I was wondering if anybody has been to this place recently? The only thing I could find in this thread was a negative report from October 2015. I received info today that they have some new staff and I was wondering if anybody has been there recently. The place is a bit out of my zone, but if needed I can TOFTT next week. SaintChuck.I didn't care for it but I haven't been there an about a year either.

Head First
05-25-16, 18:38
http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313 I was wondering if anybody has been to this place recently? The only thing I could find in this thread was a negative report from October 2015. I received info today that they have some new staff and I was wondering if anybody has been there recently. The place is a bit out of my zone, but if needed I can TOFTT next week. SaintChuck.I stopped in last month. Quickly turned around and left. Read more in post # 815 in this thread. If you want the cliff notes version save your greenbacks for somewhere else.

Head First
05-25-16, 19:17
Has anyone tried the new place in Crystal Lake. I saw an ad on BP. The ad does not have a name of place.I called a little while ago to see if they're open yet. Yes. What time you come? She sounds like someone I've talked to before so just out of curiosity I'll probably be checking it out. Ad is in both massage and body rubs. Hmmm. 10 minutes away so it'll be convenient if it pans out.

MehMedic
05-26-16, 14:43
That was the name listed in the rub site review site.Ok. So I had a dream yesterday. I walk in one person working. Mid 40's. Face ok. Body great. Massage was weird. Very good massage but weird. Payed a lot of attention to odd places. Wrists, knees, arms. Kinda felt like I was at a chiropractor. On the flip. Remains odd. And then just goes for the handshake. No talking. Tip standard 4 and then woke up. Do I hope to repeat the dream 50/50 chance.

Bob521
05-27-16, 01:20
Based on your comments I would wager that she is trained in TCM (traditional Chinese Medicine) and was using accupressure points. Chi. Energy points that run throughout the body. I had told one woman (actually it was my friend "L") about my diabetes and erectile (ahh. Issues) and she did a heck of a job curing both. Seriously. Sent me lots of information about these topics.

I would then guess that she is new to this country and pretty much got stuck doing handjobs just to get by. Like StChuck's paddycake woman. My theory is you did not get an ordinary woman. You got an interesting one stuck in a shit situation. If you like the woman at all, I would suspect you could talk to her, using WeChat or Google translate. Get to know her and you might find she's a cool chick. IF you develop a relationship, there would be no limits to what might happen. If you don't like her, maybe someone else might. Bob.


Ok. So I had a dream yesterday. I walk in one person working. Mid 40's. Face ok. Body great. Massage was weird. Very good massage but weird. Payed a lot of attention to odd places. Wrists, knees, arms. Kinda felt like I was at a chiropractor. On the flip. Remains odd. And then just goes for the handshake. No talking. Tip standard 4 and then woke up. Do I hope to repeat the dream 50/50 chance.

Shzitzx
05-27-16, 09:43
Ok. So I had a dream yesterday. I walk in one person working. Mid 40's. Face ok. Body great. Massage was weird. Very good massage but weird. Payed a lot of attention to odd places. Wrists, knees, arms. Kinda felt like I was at a chiropractor. On the flip. Remains odd. And then just goes for the handshake. No talking. Tip standard 4 and then woke up. Do I hope to repeat the dream 50/50 chance.Stopped last night a little after 8. Guess someone beat me to it. 2 cars in front and the door was locked. There was one car in the lot with lights on and he waited for me to park. Apparently I parked in front of his buisness so he walked up to my car and asked me if I was coming to his place. I politely said no and he got in his car and drove away. Made me a little nervous. He is probably pissed that his new nieghbor is getting more respectable buisnessmen visiting than he is. I'm guessing they won't last long at that location. Also your vehical is easily seen from 176 and I'm a local so I'm not sure I'll be back.

IlDiavolo
05-27-16, 10:52
I've noticed over the past year there are a lot more girls in the area.

That being said most of them are from shit town Rockford, and most of you retards are over donating. These girls coming to Rockford figured out the game and where the dough lies, so instead of turning tricks on the streets of Rockford, they and their pimps drive out to MC and make a killing on you retards.

STOP OVER PAYING, talk down, don't take what they say. They'd say $$ if they thought you were stupid enough to give it up.

Typical should be:

60 to. 80 for Qhr.

$ to $. 20 Hhr.

$. 60 to $$ Hr.

That top end $$ is for good looking Chicago girls. Stop being played you morons. You idiots at the massage parlors are over donatingfor BJ / HJ action too.All you guys who are as experienced as your posts would lead me to believe are never going to pay more just because someone else does. Let the girls make their $$$ - it's a seller's market, in case you hadn't noticed. Maybe the reason they take less from us is because they can occasionally get more from the rubes. Had that crossed your mind?

Market price = what the buyer is willing to pay. It's pretty simple economics and your personal skills will save you a lot more money than trying to police the behavior of others. Just my 2 c.

I want to help my fellows too, but in the moment, you do what you do. It has no impact on any other skilled monger.

Rabble
05-27-16, 19:54
We all know the general guidelines, the normal structure.

There is no need for anyone to chastise anyone else.

For massages, Sometimes the girls deserve a bump up in structure when they do a good job.

With the same girl, I have gone. 4 tipping on a massage to. 6, and the other way around.

At a place that is no longer open, I had a girl I would tip. 8 to on a regular basis. She was busy, and I got someone else. Standard massage, standard. 4. She says "so and so says you tip more" I said "so and so does a lot more to get it". Next time I was in, the girl I tipped standard went WAAAYYYY above and beyond and was rewarded for it.

With the BP girls, I check the price and don't see the upsellers or rushers. The good ones get normal rates, and when they go up and beyond expectations I will tip them on the way out.

The only real rule that needs to be followed is this- tip extra for great services rendered, not hoping for better service via larger tips. There is no incentive for a waitress to bust her ass for you after she gets her tip.

Bob521
05-28-16, 01:14
Not only do the mongers know 40/60 /100 so do the women. At one place a girl was explaining it to my friend. If she asks for more, and asks in advance, then obviously she's scamming an unsuspecting customer. I'd leave if I got the price list before the act. I just hate that. However, I do agree that extra effort or extra time deserves extra tip. Bob.


We all know the general guidelines, the normal structure.

There is no need for anyone to chastise anyone else.

For massages, Sometimes the girls deserve a bump up in structure when they do a good job.

With the same girl, I have gone. 4 tipping on a massage to. 6, and the other way around.

At a place that is no longer open, I had a girl I would tip. 8 to on a regular basis. She was busy, and I got someone else. Standard massage, standard. 4. She says "so and so says you tip more" I said "so and so does a lot more to get it". Next time I was in, the girl I tipped standard went WAAAYYYY above and beyond and was rewarded for it.

With the BP girls, I check the price and don't see the upsellers or rushers. The good ones get normal rates, and when they go up and beyond expectations I will tip them on the way out.

The only real rule that needs to be followed is this- tip extra for great services rendered, not hoping for better service via larger tips. There is no incentive for a waitress to bust her ass for you after she gets her tip.

Piemaster
05-28-16, 22:07
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BigWillie1111
06-03-16, 17:59
I made it out to this place. Do any of you mongers remember Lisa? She was in Waukegan about 2 years ago then left. She has been around. I feel she starts up all these places then disappears. She gave and incredible deep tissue massage. Best I have had in a couple years. Standard finish. No haggle. Worth the massage alone.

Beast42
06-03-16, 20:49
Was traveling down to G's and got caught up in traffic. Saw BigWillies post and headed back to Crystal Lake. As advertised. Lisa / standard fee at. 6 / great massage / all ended well with no mention of tip / left standard tip on the table on my way out and gave her a hug.

**FYI. Spa just opened last week. No sign in the window yet. Only thing is an Open sign and the #8 on the door. Can still smell a hint of the new paint. The place looks pretty nice. I hope it last.

Rabble
06-06-16, 12:32
I was going to try that place the day before memorial day. Locked door and no answer. Wound up going to oceana in east dundee.

Don't waste your time there. CL ad said 55, lady charged me 60. No teasing, mundane massage, no handshake.

She was positioned in a way the last 5 minutes that made it obvious it was not going to happen.

I tipped a 5 wrapped around 5 ones and crossed the place off the list.

SaintChuck
06-06-16, 12:45
I was going to try that place the day before memorial day. Locked door and no answer. Wound up going to oceana in east dundee.

Don't waste your time there. CL ad said 55, lady charged me 60. No teasing, mundane massage, no handshake.

She was positioned in a way the last 5 minutes that made it obvious it was not going to happen.

I tipped a 5 wrapped around 5 ones and crossed the place off the list.http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5620506268.html This is their new ad on CL and they make it very clear that the place is legit. I have seen one other report and the Monger got the same treatment you did. It is probably safe at this point to cross this one off the list. SaintChuck.

Beast42
06-06-16, 13:34
This is their new ad on CL and they make it very clear that the place is legit. I have seen one other report and the Monger got the same treatment you did. It is probably safe at this point to cross this one off the list. SaintChuck.I checked out this place back when it first opened. Decent massage, but totally Legit. Definitely take off the list of fun places to go.

Beast42
06-10-16, 23:45
Checked out the new Spa in Crystal Lake again yesterday. They have a second girl now (Cindy) who was busy when I arrived. I met with Lisa again. Solid massage with mild teasing. Everything worked out well at the end and there was no discussion of a tip. After she was finished. She just left the room and I left the standard tip on the table. Nice girl and clean spa. I'll return again for sure.

FYI. Still no sign. Look for the #8 on the glass door.

SaintChuck
06-16-16, 22:08
http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313 About 2 month's ago I met this Korean woman at an AMP in Carol Stream and she was not very happy working there. She seemed nice just unhappy with her place of employment, so before I left that day I gave her my cell number and told her to call me if she found a new AMP. I never heard from her and then all of a sudden she started texting me and telling me to come visit her at this place in Crystal Lake. I made the awful hellish trek on Randall Rd. And got to the AMP around 5:30. I pulled in the parking lot and the parking situation sucks. The AMP is in a strip mall with a dental office and this huge Pilates place. As I am walking to the door there are several women from the Pilates place hanging around talking and giving me the "Death Look. " I ring the door bell and I finally get let in. I walk in the lobby and out from behind a curtain my Korean woman appears. We go to the room and talk for a while and when it is time for fun she want's to give me a HJ. I told her I drove all this way and I was hoping for a bit more. She had already been topless the whole time and she told me that she would give me a BJ for $. I told her no, but since I was getting unlimited roaming I would give her. 8 and she agreed. After she agreed to do the BJ for. 8 she told me that this was a one time discount and that next time I would need to bring more money. She climbed on the table and put her ass in my face and performed a painful TJ. After I got my TJ the door bell kept ringing and she told me that our session would have to end because they were getting busy. I got my bottle of water and left. I got in my vehicle and looked at the clock and started laughing because I forgot that 1 hour in the US is different from 1 hour in Korea. 1 hour in Korea is only 45 minutes in the US. Another AMP I can scratch off my list. SaintChuck.

Beast42
06-16-16, 23:39
http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313 I got in my vehicle and looked at the clock and started laughing because I forgot that 1 hour in the US is different from 1 hour in Korea. 1 hour in Korea is only 45 minutes in the US. Another AMP I can scratch off my list. SaintChuck.I knew there was a reason I only live 15 min away from this place and I've never been. I have no appreciation for the money grubbing Korean Spas.

WhiteRookDown
06-17-16, 00:32
Don't feel bad, SaintChuck. I've crossed almost all AMPs off my list. I'm not big on wasting my time and money.

Bob521
06-17-16, 01:11
Went yesterday. Its is about 1/8 mile east of the Walgreens. 4410 IL 176. Non-descript strip of businesses. (#8) Agree with Beast. But Lily was my MT. Says it was her first day. OK, but not spectacular. Bob.


Checked out the new Spa in Crystal Lake again yesterday. They have a second girl now (Cindy) who was busy when I arrived. I met with Lisa again. Solid massage with mild teasing. Everything worked out well at the end and there was no discussion of a tip. After she was finished. She just left the room and I left the standard tip on the table. Nice girl and clean spa. I'll return again for sure.

FYI. Still no sign. Look for the #8 on the glass door.

DMichaels69
06-17-16, 11:12
I was there several years ago when Cici / Coco owned it so she took care of me. I think she sold it since. Horrible location, very average service, not a recommended stop on the amp tour.


http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313 About 2 month's ago I met this Korean woman at an AMP in Carol Stream and she was not very happy working there. She seemed nice just unhappy with her place of employment, so before I left that day I gave her my cell number and told her to call me if she found a new AMP. I never heard from her and then all of a sudden she started texting me and telling me to come visit her at this place in Crystal Lake. I made the awful hellish trek on Randall Rd. And got to the AMP around 5:30. I pulled in the parking lot and the parking situation sucks. The AMP is in a strip mall with a dental office and this huge Pilates place. As I am walking to the door there are several women from the Pilates place hanging around talking and giving me the "Death Look. " I ring the door bell and I finally get let in. I walk in the lobby and out from behind a curtain my Korean woman appears. We go to the room and talk for a while and when it is time for fun she want's to give me a HJ. I told her I drove all this way and I was hoping for a bit more. She had already been topless the whole time and she told me that she would give me a BJ for $. I told her no, but since I was getting unlimited roaming I would give her. 8 and she agreed. After she agreed to do the BJ for. 8 she told me that this was a one time discount and that next time I would need to bring more money. She climbed on the table and put her ass in my face and performed a painful TJ. After I got my TJ the door bell kept ringing and she told me that our session would have to end because they were getting busy. I got my bottle of water and left. I got in my vehicle and looked at the clock and started laughing because I forgot that 1 hour in the US is different from 1 hour in Korea. 1 hour in Korea is only 45 minutes in the US. Another AMP I can scratch off my list. SaintChuck.

CutCoEdgeCom
06-18-16, 00:35
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mia-is-ready-to-play/33819495

Tried meeting with this one tonight. Texted for rates and was told 100/ hh 60/ qk. Asked for location and never heard back. Anybody see her?

SaintChuck
06-18-16, 01:49
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mia-is-ready-to-play/33819495

Tried meeting with this one tonight. Texted for rates and was told 100/ hh 60/ qk. Asked for location and never heard back. Anybody see her?You might be lucky that you didn't get a call back. It looks like a chubby dude in a thong. SaintChuck.

Piemaster
06-18-16, 11:07
She is very nice, and I have seen her many times. She enjoys the time and treats you well, she is a bit bigger but has some of the biggest tits I've seen. Gets my thumbs up, I just haven't seen her for awhile due to other reasons.

This was all you needed to say.

A2

Piemaster
06-18-16, 21:40
Called, no answer, number called back, some ghetto pimp, tells me he manages as I hang up. Calls me again, iterates same thing and I can speak to her. I hang up again. Calls me a third fucking time, threatening me. I hang up again.

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SaintChuck
06-18-16, 22:00
Haven't been in a while so I pulled in the other day. Had to exchange "Hello's" with 2 women in front of the Pilates first but so what.

Got buzzed in and was greeted by a grannie with a deep voice smelling of smoke that had just woken from a nap. I could tell she would've been a player because she let me graze her top while she was asking me how long I wanted. Asked her if she was the only one there and from behind a curtain I heard another even older sounding voice that said "Everyone busy now Come back later. " I said Ok. Thanks.

I hit this place about every 3-4 mos just to see if anythings new. Nothing new. Same old.Your review is 100% spot on. They have that reflective stuff on the windows so you can't see in and it acts as a mirror, so the whole time you are standing there waiting to be let in you can see all of the pilates women behind you giving you "the look. " The grandma with the man voice is the one who answered the door and let me in and I have a feeling that she started her AMP career in Korea during the Korean war. You are also right about them taking naps, because when the woman I went to see came out from behind the curtain I got a glimpse back there and I saw a big air mattress with blankets. This is not a place that the bus will be stopping on my AMP tour. SaintChuck.

Sam Spade
06-19-16, 12:27
Over the weekend I headed out to Algonquin. The number of cars parked in front of World told me all I needed to know. Just way too busy. So I headed down the road to a place I've wanted to try for some time. Magic Spa, in Lake in the Hills. As their advert in BP says, behind the Chase bank.

Walk in and a Chinese woman somewhere between mother and grandmother age shows me to a room and takes my money, . 7. I started getting undressed when I saw the sign on the wall, the one with all the nasty exclamation points, about not asking the MT for any illegal activities. OK, fine. I won't ask, I'll just give the signs like I always do. The massage itself was only fair. "June" asks me if I've been there before, where else I'd been. I was able to put hands on her thighs and butt with no complain, but still kept me covered the entire time, including the flip. She massages my head (big one) for a few minutes with her top straddling my face. Great, right? All of a sudden, she calls Finished and she's out of there. Came back in after I was dressed. I tipped her for the massage, wished her a good day and was out of there.

On the way home, passed World again and the parking lot was still loaded. You know, I figured that Magic would be getting the run off from World, being so close. But not like this.

One other thing. World will give you a massage with table shower for. 7. Magic is. 7, massage only and it wasn't that great. Every massage I had (sans extras) was better than this one at Magic.

Beast42
06-20-16, 00:36
Over the weekend I headed out to Algonquin. The number of cars parked in front of World told me all I needed to know. Just way too busy. So I headed down the road to a place I've wanted to try for some time. Magic Spa, in Lake in the Hills. As their advert in BP says, behind the Chase bank.

Walk in and a Chinese woman somewhere between mother and grandmother age shows me to a room and takes my money, . 7. Last time I was there. It was all Korean. Also most Chinese spa's do not charge more than. 6 or. 65.

Head First
06-20-16, 13:21
The grandma with the man voice is the one who answered the door and let me in and I have a feeling that she started her AMP career in Korea during the Korean war. This is not a place that the bus will be stopping on my AMP tour. SaintChuck.That may explain why she kept saying things like "I know you. How you been? Long time No see. " My Dad served in the Navy during the Korean war and I remember him telling me stories about some of his shore leaves after being cooped up on the ship for 3-6 months at a time. So she must have me confused with my Dad, we look alike. Hahahahaha.

I'm going to pm you about a stop you may want to include on your bus tour.

SaintChuck
06-20-16, 17:00
Last time I was there. It was all Korean. Also most Chinese spa's do not charge more than. 6 or. 65.You are exactly right about the prices, the Chinese charge. 6 or. 65 and the Koreans charge. 7 or. 8 . Another easy way you can tell if the place is Korean, if you pay for 1 hour and you are out the door in 38 minutes, then you know it was a Korean joint. LOL. SaintChuck.

Sam Spade
06-20-16, 20:03
You are exactly right about the prices, the Chinese charge. 6 or. 65 and the Koreans charge. 7 or. 8 . Another easy way you can tell if the place is Korean, if you pay for 1 hour and you are out the door in 38 minutes, then you know it was a Korean joint. LOL. SaintChuck.Well, she charged me. 7, and it didn't come with a table shower. So what can I tell you besides it so wasn't worth it?

Sam Spade
06-20-16, 20:06
Went yesterday. Its is about 1/8 mile east of the Walgreens. 4410 IL 176. Non-descript strip of businesses. (#8) Agree with Beast. But Lily was my MT. Says it was her first day. OK, but not spectacular. Bob.Bob, I tried it today and have nothing to add. How about that? Oh wait, I do. Place was actually busy. My MT (did not get a name and I tried 3 times) had to stop the massage twice to answer the door. And the other MT had to get it once. And, there was another guy already in a room when I got that. Busy out in those western 'burbs lately. Must be the weather.

SaintChuck
06-21-16, 02:14
Well, she charged me. 7, and it didn't come with a table shower. So what can I tell you besides it so wasn't worth it?Sam, I try to never go up north on Randall Rd because the traffic sucks and it can take well over an hour to drive 20 miles. Maybe they got new owners or something, because I remember reading plenty of reports on RM's and it seemed like every visit ended happy. I don't even think that they have a table shower because I have never seen that reported in a review. If I do decide to torture myself and drive north I am going to try World Spa. SaintChuck.

DMichaels69
06-21-16, 08:01
If you try World Spa ask for Jessica. Its been a while since I've been there so she may be gone but really sweet lady.


Sam, I try to never go up north on Randall Rd because the traffic sucks and it can take well over an hour to drive 20 miles. Maybe they got new owners or something, because I remember reading plenty of reports on RM's and it seemed like every visit ended happy. I don't even think that they have a table shower because I have never seen that reported in a review. If I do decide to torture myself and drive north I am going to try World Spa. SaintChuck.

Sam Spade
06-21-16, 23:03
If you try World Spa ask for Jessica. Its been a while since I've been there so she may be gone but really sweet lady.Actually I can say that in the year that I've been going to World, I never had a bad experience, beyond not being able to get in on occasion. All the MTs there have given a nice table shower and massage. And then the play? They all do what it takes to get you back.

You know, I only started going way out there because I heard on this forum that some of the girls from Mich's in Libertyville when it shut down. Never saw a single one from that place. Funny how that works.

AsianAddict
06-22-16, 00:47
Sam, I try to never go up north on Randall Rd because the traffic sucks and it can take well over an hour to drive 20 miles. Maybe they got new owners or something, because I remember reading plenty of reports on RM's and it seemed like every visit ended happy. I don't even think that they have a table shower because I have never seen that reported in a review. If I do decide to torture myself and drive north I am going to try World Spa. SaintChuck.Bring plenty of $$. LOL World is getting out of control with their demanding amounts. I Saw Yung the other day (3rd time) and she wanted to play before the massage and also wanted. 6/1. 0/1. 2. Same as the previous times. Told her no more than. 4 or. 7 she argued for a little bit then I said just forget it and lets do the massage she then got an attitude. Will be my last time to this place. The Koreans are crazy. For that type of money I can go to AX and have a much cuter and younger lady for the same if not less money. . 7 Door Fee and 1. 2 is just crazy for the quality of ladies the places provide.

Beast42
06-24-16, 15:28
Made another visit to the new spa east of Rt31. The same 2 MT's working. I've been with both and each give a solid massage. I was on the table for the full 60 min with no mention of tip. I will continue to return. PM me if you need more detail.

MehMedic
06-28-16, 17:46
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Shzitzx
06-29-16, 09:49
http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ashleystuesdayspecial/38462166Shows she was in Allentown earlier this month with a different name and number. She's a cuttie! Let us know how it goes.

AsianAddict
07-07-16, 22:54
Bring plenty of $$. LOL World is getting out of control with their demanding amounts. I Saw Yung the other day (3rd time) and she wanted to play before the massage and also wanted. 6/1. 0/1. 2. Same as the previous times. Told her no more than. 4 or. 7 she argued for a little bit then I said just forget it and lets do the massage she then got an attitude. Will be my last time to this place. The Koreans are crazy. For that type of money I can go to AX and have a much cuter and younger lady for the same if not less money. . 7 Door Fee and 1. 2 is just crazy for the quality of ladies the places provide.So I went to World again and this time had the pleasure of meeting Jessica. They were very busy, Mamasan did the TBS. Jessica came in and proceeded with a decent massage and on the flip asked what I wanted. I told her and she proceeded to do my request. NO asking for money or negotiating. In fact she never even looked at the tip I gave her. Once I was dressed she came back in with water and I gave her the money, she put it in her bra and thanked me. Never even counted it. This place just went back up in my book.

DMichaels69
07-08-16, 08:27
My one and only time there, I saw Jessica although she we did have to settle on an amount but it was not obnoxious. Nice lady.


So I went to World again and this time had the pleasure of meeting Jessica. They were very busy, Mamasan did the TBS. Jessica came in and proceeded with a decent massage and on the flip asked what I wanted. I told her and she proceeded to do my request. NO asking for money or negotiating. In fact she never even looked at the tip I gave her. Once I was dressed she came back in with water and I gave her the money, she put it in her bra and thanked me. Never even counted it. This place just went back up in my book.

Beast42
07-08-16, 09:13
My one and only time there, I saw Jessica although she we did have to settle on an amount but it was not obnoxious. Nice lady.I've only been there once as well. I drew Yung and she was all about the $$. That is the last time I ever get off the table to produce a tip. The next time I have to get off the table, I'll be getting dressed to leave. That's the main reason I avoid the Korean Spas.

Undie Radar
07-11-16, 21:31
I drove by about 230 today and was surprised to see the familiar beacon wasn't aglow in the window. May wish to phone first if you are thinking of going.

Doctor Welby
07-12-16, 22:58
I drove by about 230 today and was surprised to see the familiar beacon wasn't aglow in the window. May wish to phone first if you are thinking of going.Maybe Mamasan is turning off the light when there is a full house.

Doctor Welby
07-16-16, 20:44
Is open. Jessica and Jeannie.

Head First
07-23-16, 20:02
Next to Lowes and behind the bank is dark. It's got a note on the door that says closed for remodeling.

Shzitzx
08-02-16, 13:45
Made another visit to the new spa east of Rt31. The same 2 MT's working. I've been with both and each give a solid massage. I was on the table for the full 60 min with no mention of tip. I will continue to return. PM me if you need more detail.Got over there last week. 2 MT's, both decent looking. I don't think I would be able to tell them apart on the street. I drew Cindy. OK english, nice massage, standard finnish with roaming. We had some interesting conversation. She said "you have nice belly", pats my stomach "not too big". "oooh, you very hard, you wife like this". LMAO.

Beast42
08-02-16, 16:08
Got over there last week. 2 MT's, both decent looking. I don't think I would be able to tell them apart on the street. I drew Cindy. OK english, nice massage, standard finnish with roaming. We had some interesting conversation. She said "you have nice belly", pats my stomach "not too big". "oooh, you very hard, you wife like this". LMAO.That's hysterical! She made comments in reference to my wife as well. "Your wife is very lucky woman". Ha!, I should take her in to have a talk with Cindy.

DMichaels69
08-02-16, 22:18
I had this happen. I said I'm not married any more and she said "Oh you handson!" LOL. And the beat goes on!


That's hysterical! She made comments in reference to my wife as well. "Your wife is very lucky woman". Ha!, I should take her in to have a talk with Cindy.

MehMedic
08-08-16, 22:39
I had a horrible nightmare today. In this nightmare I went to crystal spa. Not the best place but in a pinch was doable. Well in other dreams the staff has been like 5-6's walk in get take to the room by a 5. No body was around. She comes in room. Starts massage look down different shoes. So I look up. She had to be 80 why / o. She does an ok job on massage. On flip she goes right for it. And I had to say no. I get dressed. Whole time asked a name like 5 times. No answer. Guess what. As I walk out she now speaks English. "Sir. Tip". I say it's in room and the. I woke up. Will never go back.

Head First
08-13-16, 19:46
I had a horrible nightmare today. In this nightmare I went to crystal spa. Not the best place but in a pinch was doable. Well in other dreams the staff has been like 5-6's walk in get take to the room by a 5. No body was around. She comes in room. Starts massage look down different shoes. So I look up. She had to be 80 why / o. She does an ok job on massage. On flip she goes right for it. And I had to say no. I get dressed. Whole time asked a name like 5 times. No answer. Guess what. As I walk out she now speaks English. "Sir. Tip". I say it's in room and the. I woke up. Will never go back.Too bad. I hate when they send in the third stringer.

I was at this place a couple wks ago and had an ok time. I'd say it was above avg with a middle age worker / mgr that knew what she doing, both before and after the flip. Not bad for a first time visit. Just not sure what the fun level ceiling is here. Anyone know? Use pm.

Probably hit it a couple more X but the parking lot has a lot of exposure on a busy highway.

Beast42
08-13-16, 23:02
In this nightmare I went to crystal spa. I had always assumed this place was Legit. I've never ever given it any consideration when planning my spa visits.

MehMedic
08-14-16, 17:16
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AsianAddict
08-17-16, 23:22
So I visited the semi-new place just east of 31. When I walked in both Lily and Cindy were standing there they asked what I wanted I chose the hour and Lily. Massage was good, she did cover me with a towel for part of the time but that didn't stop her from teasing me. Lily is petite and has a very nice body. I would give here a 8 on the AMP scale, (if that means anything). More importantly I think to myself if I was out and I ran into her would I try and talk to her. The answer here is Yes.

I have to give her credit on the ending, she didn't just go for a jack hammer finish. She did plenty of stimulation without even grabbing ahold. Once she got down to business it didn't take long. Overall after this experience I will try a couple more times but if the service stays the same this will be my new go to place.

By the way, she walked out and I got dressed I walked out and she gave me a bottle of water and wished me a good evening. Never even looked or asked about tip. I left her. 4 in addition to the. 60 for the hour.

Rabble
08-18-16, 19:42
Gentlemen. I don't know if any of you do the same thing I do, but I am going to cross post this in a couple threads in case some out there have never thought about it.

The monger bag.

When I am feeling like scheduling a visit, I never know what the amenities will be like. Certain girls I can count on to have a nice setup, others don't. My solution is cheap and easy.

I hit a walmart or meijer and go to the travel and trial section. I pick up a small pack of anti bacterial wipes, a squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer (with moisturizer) a bar of soap or bottle of body wash, a liter of water and a cheap ass pack of washcloths. (Usually 3 or 4 per pack).

It never sets me back more than 10 bucks. When I go to the room, I bring the washcloth, soap and sanitizer in my pocket.

Once done, I whip them out for cleanup and never have to worry.

If the visit is sloppier than normal, I use the wipes and sanitizer again in the car, dump water on another washcloth, re clean and use the wipes. All the garbage goes in the bag, toss it at a gas station, and away I go!

It eases the mind to know all the cleanup is actually clean. Happy mongering!

RespectAsian
08-20-16, 02:40
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IslandCreation
08-25-16, 14:36
So I visited the semi-new place just east of 31. When I walked in both Lily and Cindy were standing there they asked what I wanted I chose the hour and Lily. Massage was good, she did cover me with a towel for part of the time but that didn't stop her from teasing me. Lily is petite and has a very nice body. I would give here a 8 on the AMP scale, (if that means anything). More importantly I think to myself if I was out and I ran into her would I try and talk to her. The answer here is Yes.

I have to give her credit on the ending, she didn't just go for a jack hammer finish. She did plenty of stimulation without even grabbing ahold. Once she got down to business it didn't take long. Overall after this experience I will try a couple more times but if the service stays the same this will be my new go to place.

By the way, she walked out and I got dressed I walked out and she gave me a bottle of water and wished me a good evening. Never even looked or asked about tip. I left her. 4 in addition to the. 60 for the hour.I've never had success here. I'm not sure if its my age or my look, or what. But I always just get the "no no. No touch" bs.

Beast42
08-25-16, 19:33
I've never had success here. I'm not sure if its my age or my look, or what. But I always just get the "no no. No touch" bs.At least they are screening a little bit here. I was afraid they were giving it up to everyone and that usually leads to being shut down sooner than later. I recommend you return again and make it clear your not LEO. LEO doesn't normally offer up a reciprocal massage at the flip, nor do they squeeze the back side while they work your shoulders. Good Luck! B42.

Pedorro
08-25-16, 20:24
Went there this week when they just opened. Drew a young girl, could not understand her name but I offered to massage her and took her clothes off for a proper massage. My reward was a great meal at the beautiful, young why. She had one of the smallest, tight why I have seen. Since I was there early she was very clean like she had just showers. My massage was just ok, but that's alright had a great time.

Lebruno
08-25-16, 23:49
Pedorro. Which place are you reporting about?


Went there this week when they just opened. Drew a young girl, could not understand her name but I offered to massage her and took her clothes off for a proper massage. My reward was a great meal at the beautiful, young why. She had one of the smallest, tight why I have seen. Since I was there early she was very clean like she had just showers. My massage was just ok, but that's alright had a great time.

MehMedic
08-26-16, 00:21
Pedorro. Which place are you reporting about?Yes. Interested in which place also.

Pedorro
08-27-16, 00:30
Yes. Interested in which place also.The AMP on 176 just east of 31.

MehMedic
08-28-16, 15:26
The AMP on 176 just east of 31.Maybe I'll go on Monday and give that a shot. I'll let you know.

MehMedic
08-28-16, 19:17
Ok. So I know this girl who is in some help. She is wonder lake area. She only will do out. Anyone interested. Pm me. I'm not really available for out so I thought I could pass her on to someone here I have seen around for awhile.

Brj3728
08-31-16, 22:03
Ok. So I know this girl who is in some help. She is wonder lake area. She only will do out. Anyone interested. Pm me. I'm not really available for out so I thought I could pass her on to someone here I have seen around for awhile.I private messaged you let me know more.

MehMedic
09-01-16, 03:03
I private messaged you let me know more.Sorry. Never got a message from ya. I have found her someone. If it falls threw and my backups fall threw I will let ya know.

MehMedic
09-01-16, 14:29
The AMP on 176 just east of 31.Finally had a dream at 176. Not as good as yours. Meet Cindy I think was her name. Asked about giving her a massage. Said no. So went to my back. She said 100. I said for what? She does a handshake motion. I said and? She said that all. You no touch or look. I said no thanks and left.

Head First
09-04-16, 10:54
The AMP on 176 just east of 31.The last time I was there they still didn't have a sign on the outside. Maybe they haven't gotten around to ordering one yet. Or maybe they only have a month to month, while they feel things out.

Or maybe they have no intention of ordering one, ever. Trying to stay utr. I think this approach makes a lotta sense. Helps to keep all the N-I-M-Bers and nearby businesses from complaining every time they see a customer walk in.

The only other way anyone would know about any hanky panky going on inside is from guys like us talking about it.

Double edge sword.

Beast42
09-04-16, 13:51
The only other way anyone would know about any hanky panky going on inside is from guys like us talking about it.

Double edge sword.Agreed. I would much rather see this shop be a little more UTR and stay open right now. McHenry County is pretty much void of all activities I would consider fun. B42.

Undie Radar
09-07-16, 18:34
Sorry. Never got a message from ya. I have found her someone. If it falls threw and my backups fall threw I will let ya know.I get through there quite often.

MehMedic
09-12-16, 14:55
She's a scam. Someone I know was stupid gave the money outside and she never showed to room she said. http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-some-incalls-only/40307153 He asked me to post here.

AsianAddict
09-29-16, 16:50
So I just scheduled an appointment with http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/freaky-adult-film-star-lilly-hall-rear-parking-specials/39536745 .

I'll let you know how it goes or if I need bail money.

Googled pics they are the person as stated.

Googled the # and it is linked to several other P.S. That advertise in the area. Some with reviews some with none.

Beast42
09-30-16, 13:30
So I just scheduled an appointment with http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/freaky-adult-film-star-lilly-hall-rear-parking-specials/39536745 .

I'll let you know how it goes or if I need bail money.

Googled pics they are the person as stated.

Googled the # and it is linked to several other P.S. That advertise in the area. Some with reviews some with none.Thats not the kind of quality I would expect to find in Crystal Lake. She has a nice portfolio of work on XXNX and I am really interested to see if its a real add. B42.

Frogger7777
10-02-16, 12:47
So I just scheduled an appointment with http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/freaky-adult-film-star-lilly-hall-rear-parking-specials/39536745 .

I'll let you know how it goes or if I need bail money.

Googled pics they are the person as stated.

Googled the # and it is linked to several other P.S. That advertise in the area. Some with reviews some with none.So how did it go?

AceHole247
10-03-16, 12:39
Anyone have info 6308696578. Tried setting up. She called back then radio silence.

Anything?. Sorry no clue how to post link.

AsianAddict
10-04-16, 02:35
So how did it go?It didn't go. I showed up at the door of her hotel. I'm 50-50 on wether it was her or not. But she looked ruff. I bolted almost immediately. I don't have time for people who waste mine.

MehMedic
10-04-16, 12:30
Anyone have info 6308696578. Tried setting up. She called back then radio silence.

Anything?. Sorry no clue how to post link.I feel it's TGTBT. She looks to hot for this area.

Mike Dago
10-04-16, 15:46
Ok, this used to be my regular spot for a 30 min rub on the way home from work. There were a few masseuses there ranging from 35-65 working different shifts (also found out that they use different names each time.). Every experience was different in cost and service but I always left happy for the amount spent. The last 3 times, yesterday being the most recent, I got grandma. She has a very rough voice and attitude to match. For those of you that have gone there, you know here routine, she sits between your legs to finish and barks at you to hurry up. So yesterday, she asked me why I haven't been there in awhile. I told her. I said, the new place on Rt. 176. She asked why there, I told her that they charge less per hour, younger, and don't yell at me. She laughed and started ripping on them. Ok, that was it. Never going back.

Beast42
10-04-16, 17:50
She asked why there, I told her that they charge less per hour, younger, and don't yell at me. She laughed and started ripping on them. Ok, that was it. Never going back.That is so true. Not only are they younger, but they are very nice to their customers there too. Hopefully they will not meet the same faith as other Spa's in the area.

AsianAddict
10-09-16, 13:03
So I'm a little late on this post. Went to Spa on 31 & 176. Saw Anna, (new) decent massage with normal ending and normal tip. She is cute, Good body. No issues to be had.

Brj3728
10-11-16, 10:21
Has anyone recieved more then a HJ at the new place at 176 and 31?? Pm me or reply on here.

GMoneyMan
10-11-16, 14:41
Has anyone recieved more then a HJ at the new place at 176 and 31?? Pm me or reply on here.How about you go in there, and toftt. Before you do you might as well stop at Country Donuts.

ReadyForRub
10-11-16, 17:05
Has anyone recieved more then a HJ at the new place at 176 and 31?? Pm me or reply on here.Is it really that hard. What do you look at on the forum? The pictures?

Head First
10-12-16, 14:20
Has anyone recieved more then a HJ at the new place at 176 and 31?? Pm me or reply on here.I googled 'Lazy' and 'How To Make a Bad First Impression at USASG' and your handle and first 2 posts appeared.

Frederickmil
10-13-16, 18:20
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You wasted your bi annual post on this?

A2 shakes his head

A2

Member #5933
10-14-16, 09:58
I googled 'Lazy' and 'How To Make a Bad First Impression at USASG' and your handle and first 2 posts appeared.Lmao I spit out my coffee to this. Ty sir haha.

Rocket Dork
10-14-16, 15:02
Has anyone recieved more then a HJ at the new place at 176 and 31?? Pm me or reply on here.I have posted that at least 100 times! LOL! Rocket Dork.

Rabble
10-15-16, 11:04
Tried the new place in woodstock- they advertise on BP Rockford.

Cannot recommend. One lady there, 50 years old at a minimum. Very chubby as well.

The massage was good, the teasing was very good, but the execution was mechanical. It went on for several minutes and then she must have gotten tired- she encouraged self service. I declined, finished the massage and was out.

If anyone does decide to give It a shot, the setup is misleading- the place looks residential, the doorbell doesn't work, so of course you try knocking. There will not be an answer if you do so. The front door leads to a porch although it doesn't look like one. It looks like a regular front door with a storm door.

Go in the first set of doors and knock on the second.

MehMedic
10-16-16, 00:04
Tried the new place in woodstock- they advertise on BP Rockford.

Cannot recommend. One lady there, 50 years old at a minimum. Very chubby as well.

The massage was good, the teasing was very good, but the execution was mechanical. It went on for several minutes and then she must have gotten tired- she encouraged self service. I declined, finished the massage and was out.

If anyone does decide to give It a shot, the setup is misleading- the place looks residential, the doorbell doesn't work, so of course you try knocking. There will not be an answer if you do so. The front door leads to a porch although it doesn't look like one. It looks like a regular front door with a storm door.

Go in the first set of doors and knock on the second.That sucks. Was going to try it on Monday thinking twice. Tired of old ladies.

Shzitzx
10-21-16, 13:04
Anyone see this one? http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/your-lucky-day-incall-mchenry-be-treated-like-a-king/40356435.

Called her yesterday. She was having phone trouble and told me to Email her. I tried the email address from T E are to no avail. Tried the reply button on Bpage and no response from either.

When to AMP on 176 and drew Ricci. She has only been there 3 days. Very nice woman. I would guess about 40 but who can tell. She is a little plumper than I like but the massage was excellent IMHO. Standard finnish, nothing special. Very pleasant conversation.

Matchstick
10-22-16, 11:24
That sucks. Was going to try it on Monday thinking twice. Tired of old ladies.I tried this place out about a week and a half ago on the 8th (since I live really close) and I had a different encounter. The layout mentioned above is correct, however I simply walked in since the second door was open. The woman I saw seemed to be in her mid 30's and nice looking, no extra meat. The massage was actually decent and before the flip she did a lot of teasing which included some backdoor action. It made the flip that much better. I will definitely be going back before Woodstock decides to close it down. I figure it will just be a matter of time, especially since it is right off of the town square.

Birdie392
10-23-16, 17:36
Hey guys,

I am traveling to the Crystal Lake area for business. I am newer to the hobby and from out of state obviously. My question is, how far out do the Chicago providers come for outcalls? Would they come to Crystal Lake for an outcall or is my best bet to be closer to the city? Any info is appreciated.

Doctor Welby
10-24-16, 19:16
Hey guys,

I am traveling to the Crystal Lake area for business. I am newer to the hobby and from out of state obviously. My question is, how far out do the Chicago providers come for outcalls? Would they come to Crystal Lake for an outcall or is my best bet to be closer to the city? Any info is appreciated.Plenty around Chrystal Lake.

Shzitzx
10-25-16, 10:13
Hey guys,

I am traveling to the Crystal Lake area for business. I am newer to the hobby and from out of state obviously. My question is, how far out do the Chicago providers come for outcalls? Would they come to Crystal Lake for an outcall or is my best bet to be closer to the city? Any info is appreciated.If you don't have to stay in CL, stay in Schaumburg. Lots of providers in that area.

BackDoc
10-26-16, 10:02
Had some time and was in the area, figured I'd check it out. Nothing really new to report. The two there were both middle aged, the one I drew gave a great massage, just the right amount of pressure. Went to work on the boys, and standard finish on the flip. Then finished the massage. 6/4 door / tip.

Beast42
10-26-16, 11:18
Had some time and was in the area, figured I'd check it out. Nothing really new to report. The two there were both middle aged, the one I drew gave a great massage, just the right amount of pressure. Went to work on the boys, and standard finish on the flip. Then finished the massage. 6/4 door / tip.At least they are consistent. I've visited this spa a dozen times since they opened and they have always provided a reliable service with no hassle. I'm pretty sure that any more than a standard finish is off the table at this place. B42.

Bebop60
10-26-16, 16:11
Anyone see this one? http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/your-lucky-day-incall-mchenry-be-treated-like-a-king/40356435.

Called her yesterday. She was having phone trouble and told me to Email her. I tried the email address from T E are to no avail. Tried the reply button on Bpage and no response from either.

When to AMP on 176 and drew Ricci. She has only been there 3 days. Very nice woman. I would guess about 40 but who can tell. She is a little plumper than I like but the massage was excellent IMHO. Standard finnish, nothing special. Very pleasant conversation.I saw her a couple years ago when she had an incall in Albany Park. She was fun, very talkative, maybe a little odd but always a good time. Don't know her situatiwon now.

Head First
10-27-16, 01:25
Hey guys,

I am traveling to the Crystal Lake area for business. I am newer to the hobby and from out of state obviously. My question is, how far out do the Chicago providers come for outcalls? Would they come to Crystal Lake for an outcall or is my best bet to be closer to the city? Any info is appreciated.Try getting in touch with Stacey. She lives in Lake In The Hills which is right next door to Crystal Lake. She would do an outcall to your room. She's been described as typical teacher looks. I used to have her to my house on a regular basis and never had a problem.

Find her on C L under Therapeutic. Search M A S S A G E (make sure to include the spaces) or Stacey. She usually picks up and / or answers texts promptly. Pretty reasonable rates. Current ad has a pic which is her.

Frederickmil
11-02-16, 21:27
The spa at this location has been closed. The landlord informed the owner this afternoon. I will let you know where Cindy, Lily, etc end up moving to.

Beast42
11-03-16, 07:31
The spa at this location has been closed. The landlord informed the owner this afternoon. I will let you know where Cindy, Lily, etc end up moving to.That sucks! That leaves zero viable options in the Crystal Lake area.

Frederickmil
11-03-16, 12:21
That sucks! That leaves zero viable options in the Crystal Lake area.I agree. I know many guys like the 20 something spinners but the two gals at this place although both in their 40's looked good. IMHO they did both the therapy and the happy part well. They never sent me to my wallet before the session was over. The owner did everything possible to stay under the radar and still was ordered to close yesterday by the landlord.

I don't personally know the owner but am friends with both Cindy and Lily (aka Anna). No direct police activity involved with this place closing. I will let you all know when I know more. I will most certainly know where the girls will go. PM me with who you saw and I will provide their new location once they have one.

One final comment for those who enjoy an uninterrupted session. Both girls working here on more than one occasion mentioned their mongers bolting out the door while they were retrieving a bottle of water for their guest after being provided with a smile. Neither gal ever mentioned a tip nor an amount anytime I saw them. For someone to bolt out the front door to save what they should leave for the girl is sad.

DMichaels69
11-03-16, 14:31
I don't think we can really know why the mongers bolted. It has not happened a lot but when I've had someone mention something along the lines I just change the subject so I don't pulled into the drama. Just my 2 cents.


I agree. I know many guys like the 20 something spinners but the two gals at this place although both in their 40's looked good. IMHO they did both the therapy and the happy part well. They never sent me to my wallet before the session was over. The owner did everything possible to stay under the radar and still was ordered to close yesterday by the landlord.

I don't personally know the owner but am friends with both Cindy and Lily (aka Anna). No direct police activity involved with this place closing. I will let you all know when I know more. I will most certainly know where the girls will go. PM me with who you saw and I will provide their new location once they have one.

One final comment for those who enjoy an uninterrupted session. Both girls working here on more than one occasion mentioned their mongers bolting out the door while they were retrieving a bottle of water for their guest after being provided with a smile. Neither gal ever mentioned a tip nor an amount anytime I saw them. For someone to bolt out the front door to save what they should leave for the girl is sad.

Head First
11-03-16, 19:25
One final comment for those who enjoy an uninterrupted session. Both girls working here on more than one occasion mentioned their mongers bolting out the door while they were retrieving a bottle of water for their guest after being provided with a smile. Neither gal ever mentioned a tip nor an amount anytime I saw them. For someone to bolt out the front door to save what they should leave for the girl is sad.I was in a shop lobby last week. All of a sudden a young worker comes running up to me and in terrible broken English says something while showing me a credit card receipt. She was frantic. I didn't understand a word she was saying but could figure out from looking at the receipt that the customer had 'written in' the tip AFTER the tx had gone thru. Slick!! He was out the door before she realized what had just happened.

So she got stiffed twice. Once for $100.

I don't understand it either.

Frederickmil
11-04-16, 14:01
I don't think we can really know why the mongers bolted. It has not happened a lot but when I've had someone mention something along the lines I just change the subject so I don't pulled into the drama. Just my 2 cents.No drama here DM. Just pointing out to folks here why some girls hold out their hand midstream. I found it hard to believe myself but I was her next guest so could see she was upset.

That monger got what he came for (literally). Well except for his bottle of water, LOL.

DMichaels69
11-04-16, 19:51
Escaped by car. LOL.


No drama here DM. Just pointing out to folks here why some girls hold out their hand midstream. I found it hard to believe myself but I was her next guest so could see she was upset.

That monger got what he came for (literally). Well except for his bottle of water, LOL.

Frederickmil
11-06-16, 06:36
Escaped by car. LOL.I thought someone might laugh at the odd way Chinese Mandarin translates to English sometimes. The entire message read like this. "I give happy ending to guest. I go for water. Guest fled scene and escaped by car. He no tip".

My friends who know about my hobby have been teasing me ever since.

Bob521
11-06-16, 13:13
Many times L (Mei) collects the entire fee (house and tip) after the massage. Of course many customers have their money ready when they come in the door. But she never, ever asks for TIP money, even after the massage.

But to your point, we had a learning curve on the credit card machine. You can pass it along.

It really works the same as at a restaurant. You can write in the tip amount after the card is run through the machine. In a restaurant (and most businesses, I guess) the transactions are "posted" at the end of the day. The machine has a "tip-adjust" function which allows you to go back to each transaction and add in the tip amount. However, we also learned that it is normally "locked" at some maximum percentage amount. In our case 100%. So our $50 massage could not get a $100 tip. Of course for us that is a moot, irrelevant point. I talked to our credit card company and they explained to me, the tip needs to be processed same day. If it is processed next day, or if there are any other exception scenarios, you have to call them and they normally would verify with the customer. Since our customers are largely repeat customers, (that's our business strategy) it's not a huge problem. Bob.


I was in a shop lobby last week. All of a sudden a young worker comes running up to me and in terrible broken English says something while showing me a credit card receipt. She was frantic. I didn't understand a word she was saying but could figure out from looking at the receipt that the customer had 'written in' the tip AFTER the tx had gone thru. Slick!! He was out the door before she realized what had just happened.

So she got stiffed twice. Once for $100.

I don't understand it either.

Doctor Welby
11-07-16, 17:34
That sucks! That leaves zero viable options in the Crystal Lake area.World on Algonquin.

Head First
11-07-16, 23:49
In Woodstock. Just saw it on the news. 2 charged today.

Election year. Nuff said.

Mike Dago
11-08-16, 08:23
In Woodstock. Just saw it on the news. 2 charged today.

Election year. Nuff said.http://www.nwherald.com/2016/11/07/woodstock-police-charge-2-after-prostitution-investigation/aotvzih/

Beast42
11-08-16, 13:35
World on Algonquin.That would be great, except for the fact that's it's all Korean. Last time I was there she wanted me to get off the table to early tip. No thank you.

BigWillie1111
11-08-16, 17:23
Do you mongers think this new place is the same one that closed in Crystal lake. Anyone been? I'm gunna try in the next week.

http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280

Frederickmil
11-08-16, 18:12
Do you mongers think this new place is the same one that closed in Crystal lake. Anyone been? I'm gunna try in the next week.

http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280No chance its the same place.

Doctor Welby
11-09-16, 20:56
That would be great, except for the fact that's it's all Korean. Last time I was there she wanted me to get off the table to early tip. No thank you.They treat regulars well.

AsianAddict
11-10-16, 18:39
Do you mongers think this new place is the same one that closed in Crystal lake. Anyone been? I'm gunna try in the next week.

http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280Just visited. Same girls as the old place. So draw your own conclusions.

Beast42
11-14-16, 13:11
Has anyone had a chance to check out the new spa, off of RT12, in Wauconda? I was going to try and make a visit over the weekend, but couldn't make the time. Thanks. B42.

Beast42
11-15-16, 21:16
Just visited. Same girls as the old place. So draw your own conclusions.Just visited myself. Drew a 35/40 year old spinner by the name of May. Solid massage with a standard finish. No tipping or time issue. On the way out I noticed a girl that I was familiar with. It was Lisa from the defunct Crystal Lake spa. She looked good and I will definitely make a return visit.

Sam Spade
11-26-16, 18:10
Just visited myself. Drew a 35/40 year old spinner by the name of May. Solid massage with a standard finish. No tipping or time issue. On the way out I noticed a girl that I was familiar with. It was Lisa from the defunct Crystal Lake spa. She looked good and I will definitely make a return visit.I tried it yesterday and got Lisa. Nice place, nice massage, nice Lisa.

Matchstick
11-26-16, 20:10
I tried it yesterday and got Lisa. Nice place, nice massage, nice Lisa.Would you please provide a little hint as to where? Does this place have a name? I'm not having any luck with the Net providing any info using off of Rt 12 in Wauconda. TIA.

Matchstick
11-26-16, 20:16
I tried it yesterday and got Lisa. Nice place, nice massage, nice Lisa.OK, a little more searching and I found it using Backpage. Thank you, anyhow.

Matchstick
11-27-16, 15:48
OK, a little more searching and I found it using Backpage. Thank you, anyhow.Just got back from there. I don't remember who I had but she was really cute. I thought the girl at the door was even cuter. The massage was nice and so was the flip. I'm not sure if they offer more than the standard, but this was my first time. The girl at the door asked if I was the man from the night before asking for the closing hours, she was right! She either recognized my voice or simply took a guess. I will definitely repeat. I would suggest giving this place a try before they get closed down like all of the others. Ugh, it's like a cat and mouse game out there.

Head First
11-28-16, 03:44
Just got back from there. Ugh, it's like a cat and mouse game out there.Haven't been yet. Does it have a sign on the outside or is it trying to fly UTR like the last one on 176?

Ohboy
11-28-16, 13:43
I decided to visit on black Friday. Got shown to the room by mms. And she said pay the therapist. A couple minutes later in walks Tina. Says she is 28, and I have a tough time telling with asians. She certainly looked good. Blonde hair, big cans nice ass, wearing a mini-skirt and tank top. We procede to the table shower and she does a very thorough job. No hesitation. Back in the room she starts the massage. Plenty of teasing before the flip. On the flip she asks if I want HE. She really didn't ask, just used the universal sign language. I said yes and she proceded to get naked. Nice natural cans, great ass. She started and would let her hair brush me, and she would lightly blow on me. No problem with roaming, but things were dry that day. The cans were very nice though. After I tipped her the usual plus. 1. She seemed unhappy and said "I give you good service. " I agreed with her, but felt the total tip of. 5 was adequate. Especially since the massage was nonexistent. The whole massage consisted of her lightly running her hands on me. I like to get at least something resembling a massage. All in all a good experience, and I didn't ask if more was available. Will definately repeat, and try to up the game. Massage 4. Looks 8. Release 8.

Beast42
11-28-16, 17:29
After I tipped her the usual plus. 1. She seemed unhappy and said "I give you good service. " I agreed with her, but felt the total tip of. 5 was adequate. Especially since the massage was nonexistent. The whole massage consisted of her lightly running her hands on me. I like to get at least something resembling a massage. .LOL I'm surprise she didn't make you get off the table to tip prior to the deed. Thats their usual MO.

Matchstick
11-28-16, 21:56
Haven't been yet. Does it have a sign on the outside or is it trying to fly UTR like the last one on 176?They are definitely trying to keep a low-pro but they are easy to find once you look them up in Chicago BP under massage for the address (not sure I can give that info here, I'm been a long time watcher here but only recently been posting).

Beast42
11-28-16, 22:16
Haven't been yet. Does it have a sign on the outside or is it trying to fly UTR like the last one on 176?There is a neon "Massage w / foot symbol sign" that can be seen from RT12. Once you pull in, you'll see a neon "Open" sign to your left. I thinks its unit 104, but it looks like they might be taking the entire corner. Stopped in this evening. Drew girl #2 (Anna). Nice room, good massage, good Anna. B42.

Head First
11-28-16, 23:59
There is a neon "Massage w / foot symbol sign" that can be seen from RT12. Once you pull in, you'll see a neon "Open" sign to your left. I thinks its unit 104, but it looks like they might be taking the entire corner. Stopped in this evening. Drew girl #2 (Anna). Nice room, good massage, good Anna. B42.Did a drive-by this aft cruising west at 65 mph and didn't see any neon OPEN sign so I continued on to one of my go2's further down the rd. I'm pretty sure it's in that industrial section east of Bonner? So next time I'll know what I'm looking for. No biggie.

Sam Spade
12-01-16, 00:25
I decided to visit on black Friday. Got shown to the room by mms. And she said pay the therapist. A couple minutes later in walks Tina. Says she is 28, and I have a tough time telling with asians. She certainly looked good. Blonde hair, big cans nice ass, wearing a mini-skirt and tank top. We procede to the table shower and she does a very thorough job. No hesitation. Back in the room she starts the massage. Plenty of teasing before the flip. On the flip she asks if I want HE. She really didn't ask, just used the universal sign language. I said yes and she proceded to get naked. Nice natural cans, great ass. She started and would let her hair brush me, and she would lightly blow on me. No problem with roaming, but things were dry that day. The cans were very nice though. After I tipped her the usual plus. 1. She seemed unhappy and said "I give you good service. " I agreed with her, but felt the total tip of. 5 was adequate. Especially since the massage was nonexistent. The whole massage consisted of her lightly running her hands on me. I like to get at least something resembling a massage. All in all a good experience, and I didn't ask if more was available. Will definately repeat, and try to up the game. Massage 4. Looks 8. Release 8.If you had asked her to give you a stronger massage, I'm sure she would have. As for the tip? . 4 is what we normally tip for MTs who don't look half as good at other places, and she was down to her birthday suit? I don't normally say this, but yeah, you should have tipped her more. The thing about World is that the girls have long memories, and if one doesn't know you, or the MMS doesn't know you, sometimes other girls will come and have a look at you, to make sure you are a repeat and a known quantity. Otherwise it's Getting to Know You all over again.

Ohboy
12-01-16, 09:51
Thanks Sam, I just didn't know the usual protocal at World. First time there and I know. 4 is the usual tip for HE. She was very cute, friendly and I really enjoyed the session. I just didn't have enough cash in my pocket. I only bring in what I expect to tip, especially at a place I haven't been before. Appreciate the info. As this may become a regular stop for me.

Shzitzx
12-01-16, 11:38
Thanks Sam, I just didn't know the usual protocal at World. First time there and I know. 4 is the usual tip for HE. She was very cute, friendly and I really enjoyed the session. I just didn't have enough cash in my pocket. I only bring in what I expect to tip, especially at a place I haven't been before. Appreciate the info. As this may become a regular stop for me.From what I am reading, you tipped. 5, . 1 over the normal tip for HE. Is that wrong? . 5 Seems fair to me for an enjoyable HE or am I a cheep azz?
I read your post again. Naked, full roaming, beautiful MT, I would have tipped more. But as you say, this MT is not the norm around here that I have experienced. I understand why you were short tip money. I always bring extra tip just incase things go better than the norm. Never had any problems with the extra disapearing.

Ohboy
12-01-16, 21:31
From what I am reading, you tipped. 5, . 1 over the normal tip for HE. Is that wrong? . 5 Seems fair to me for an enjoyable HE or am I a cheep azz?
I read your post again. Naked, full roaming, beautiful MT, I would have tipped more. But as you say, this MT is not the norm around here that I have experienced. I understand why you were short tip money. I always bring extra tip just incase things go better than the norm. Never had any problems with the extra disapearing.You are exactly correct. . 7 door fee, . 5 tip. All the other facts are correct. I should have, and will carry an extra. 2 with me from now on.

LetsPlay3030
12-05-16, 17:37
I have the details on a BBW with an unusual menu.

PM me senior freaky BBW members.

Cali Scorpio
12-10-16, 17:27
This CL ad for a massage caught my eye. Even though she looks on the older side, her body looks amazing. Has anyone met her and can share your experience?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hss/5907679461.html

Head First
12-12-16, 14:37
This CL ad for a massage caught my eye. Even though she looks on the older side, her body looks amazing. Has anyone met her and can share your experience?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hss/5907679461.htmlI texted her for more info and she texted right back with pics and rates. Says she's moving to this area next week. In and outcalls. Service and rates seem inline so I may give it a go.

Head First
12-12-16, 16:33
Did a drive-by this aft cruising west at 65 mph and didn't see any neon OPEN sign so I continued on to one of my go2's further down the rd. I'm pretty sure it's in that industrial section east of Bonner? So next time I'll know what I'm looking for. No biggie.Found it and can confirm seeing a familiar face. She said she had an appt in 5 minutes coming in. Caught up with her from last time and promised to come back another time. She texted me over the weekend but I couldn't get over there. Will try again soon.

Matchstick
12-12-16, 19:46
Found it and can confirm seeing a familiar face. She said she had an appt in 5 minutes coming in. Caught up with her from last time and promised to come back another time. She texted me over the weekend but I couldn't get over there. Will try again soon.Had the first session with a lovely lady whom I can't remember her name and the second session with (ugh) can't remember her name either. I do remember it is a three letter name and she speaks English. She was the greeter at the front door both times.

Both sessions were FANTASTIC! Not sure if full service is available but may ask the next time I go.

Cruising Y
12-13-16, 10:11
I texted her for more info and she texted right back with pics and rates. Says she's moving to this area next week. In and outcalls. Service and rates seem inline so I may give it a go.Um so her add says if you don't show up there is a $30 service charge. How is she going to charge you that $30. I bet she's going to ask you to pay for her services with a credit card. How stupid do some of these narcisistec providers think we are.

Kda Kodiac
12-15-16, 20:01
Had the first session with a lovely lady whom I can't remember her name and the second session with (ugh) can't remember her name either. I do remember it is a three letter name and she speaks English. She was the greeter at the front door both times.

Both sessions were FANTASTIC!.Was in area so stopped in. Definitely have to look for it. I had the same feeling on the session. The gal I dealt with spoke little to no English but we had no issue communicating. After the session I was introduced to the other gals. Very friendly and personable. Would suspect that all the gals have talent. I will definitely return to experience each of them.

Beast42
12-15-16, 22:15
Was in area so stopped in. Definitely have to look for it. I had the same feeling on the session. The gal I dealt with spoke little to no English but we had no issue communicating. After the session I was introduced to the other gals. Very friendly and personable. Would suspect that all the gals have talent. I will definitely return to experience each of them.I stopped by earlier this week. This was my third visit since it open and have to agree that it is a very nice spa. Everything is very clean and new. Service has been consistently good and I will continue to return. B42.

MehMedic
12-24-16, 01:13
Yep it's gone silent again around town. Mostly oldies. If anyone knows of anything message me.

Mike Dago
12-28-16, 10:44
Seniors, I have found a gem. Adorable, thin, mid 30's sweetheart. Great massaging skills and great time all around. PM me for details and digits.

PackerFan
12-29-16, 20:28
She is a real sweetheart. Attractive, great massage, lots of fun and very reasonable rates. Advertises on Craigslist.

JoeSwart1
12-30-16, 12:02
She is a real sweetheart. Attractive, great massage, lots of fun and very reasonable rates. Advertises on Craigslist.Can someone post link. I'm from Woodstock and would like to check her out but can't find her on craigslist.

Any other suggestions would be appreciated.

George W. Bush
12-30-16, 12:04
She is a real sweetheart. Attractive, great massage, lots of fun and very reasonable rates. Advertises on Craigslist.Do you have link to an ad? Tried both therapeutic and women seeking men and didn't find anything.

Shzitzx
12-31-16, 09:43
Saw Elisabeth yesterday. Most fun I've had with a any woman in a long time, a real long time. She may not be for everyone as she is very thin. She is definitely there to make you happy and she did for me. She made me feel like an old friend the minute she opened her front door. Be good to her and she will be good to you. Don't spoil this.

Matchstick
12-31-16, 11:02
Saw Elisabeth yesterday. Most fun I've had with a any woman in a long time, a real long time. She may not be for everyone as she is very thin. She is definitely there to make you happy and she did for me. She made me feel like an old friend the minute she opened her front door. Be good to her and she will be good to you. Don't spoil this.Is this the Elisabeth you are talking about? If so, does she come out to the McHenry area?

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-specials-with-liz/47969827

Member #5933
12-31-16, 15:38
Who needs AMPs. She is.

Fantastic. Massage great and skills fantastic. Very skinny but pretty face.

Rocket Dork
12-31-16, 16:37
Is this the Elisabeth you are talking about? If so, does she come out to the McHenry area?

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/incall-specials-with-liz/47969827The other Elisabeth is older and skinnier but very nice. Rocket Dork.

Jon Smithe
01-01-17, 03:05
Is this the Elisabeth that everybody is raving about? I haven't tried her yet, but I should considering the glowing reviews!

AsianAddict
01-01-17, 14:08
Visited Rand place for the 3rd time. Michelle this time or so I think. Massage was good finish was standard didn't ask for more as I didn't want. Looks are maybe a 7 on the AMP scale for what ever that is worth. Usually see Lisa but wanted to try something different this time. There are 3 girls there with try the other next time.

Rocket Dork
01-01-17, 21:44
Is this the Elisabeth that everybody is raving about? I haven't tried her yet, but I should considering the glowing reviews!I f you ask her she will send better pics. Rocket Dork.

DMichaels69
01-01-17, 22:45
You can find her on facebook. Tiny waste!


Is this the Elisabeth that everybody is raving about? I haven't tried her yet, but I should considering the glowing reviews!


I f you ask her she will send better pics. Rocket Dork.

Shzitzx
01-03-17, 14:25
Spoke to Elisabeth today. She would prefer NOT to have her contact info and pic's posted on the open forum. She would like to be UTR.

DMichaels69
01-03-17, 14:52
How does she know about this forum?


Spoke to Elisabeth today. She would prefer NOT to have her contact info and pic's posted on the open forum. She would like to be UTR.

Bob521
01-03-17, 19:20
While I can't speak about her specifically, I can say categorically, the forum gets read by a substantial percentage of women that work in this business. It makes sense, since we all read our own industry trade publications. In any event, when each of us composes a public post, consider that fact and mind your words accordingly. Bob.


How does she know about this forum?

Sam Spade
01-03-17, 23:07
Yes, and sometimes their bosses read it too. Several years back we had a post from a provider who worked out of a (for all appearances) legit massage place, going off on the guy who posted about her. Her post went something along the lines of.

"I give you a handy and ask you not to tell and the next day my boss reads about it here and I get fired so thanks a lot you SOB I hope you rot in Hell. ".


While I can't speak about her specifically, I can say categorically, the forum gets read by a substantial percentage of women that work in this business. It makes sense, since we all read our own industry trade publications. In any event, when each of us composes a public post, consider that fact and mind your words accordingly. Bob.

Head First
01-03-17, 23:16
While I can't speak about her specifically, I can say categorically, the forum gets read by a substantial percentage of women that work in this business. It makes sense, since we all read our own industry trade publications. In any event, when each of us composes a public post, consider that fact and mind your words accordingly. Bob.It was from an AMP worker that I learned about this site. Became a member the next day.

DMichaels69
01-04-17, 11:04
I think some mongers tell the ladies to gain favor with them.


While I can't speak about her specifically, I can say categorically, the forum gets read by a substantial percentage of women that work in this business. It makes sense, since we all read our own industry trade publications. In any event, when each of us composes a public post, consider that fact and mind your words accordingly. Bob.

Avg Joe
01-04-17, 21:50
While I can't speak about her specifically, I can say categorically, the forum gets read by a substantial percentage of women that work in this business. It makes sense, since we all read our own industry trade publications. In any event, when each of us composes a public post, consider that fact and mind your words accordingly. Bob.It's not just the women that read this forum. Owners read it also because it's the one place to go and find out what really goes on in your spa. LOL.

AJ.

BackDoc
01-05-17, 12:19
Made my first visit here. Nothing earth shattering to report, just a confirmation of what has already been posted. Clean, nice parlor, quality massage, standard finish, no negotiating. I'll be back.

Kda Kodiac
01-05-17, 17:57
Saw Elisabeth yesterday. Most fun I've had with a any woman in a long time, a real long time. She may not be for everyone as she is very thin. She is definitely there to make you happy and she did for me. She made me feel like an old friend the minute she opened her front door. Be good to her and she will be good to you. Don't spoil this.I made a visit and agree. Very nice gal.

MarkLipper
01-05-17, 18:54
She has asked guys not to post on here. Let's not drive her out of the biz or a true UTR girl. Just my. 02 but she is not happy with all the online attention. Use the PM mode of communication.

Beast42
01-05-17, 23:34
She has asked guys not to post on here. Let's not drive her out of the biz or a true UTR girl. Just my. 02 but she is not happy with all the online attention. Use the PM mode of communication.Agreed Way too much attention in a short time and I'd hate to see anything bad happen to her. Very sweet lady. Lets not blow this one up.

Member #5933
01-06-17, 12:02
Agreed Way too much attention in a short time and I'd hate to see anything bad happen to her. Very sweet lady. Lets not blow this one up.Wow who hasnt seen her? LOL her umm hands must be sore LOL.

DMichaels69
01-06-17, 12:15
I have not. Way out of my travel area.


Wow who hasnt seen her? LOL her umm hands must be sore LOL.

Head First
01-06-17, 13:37
Wow who hasnt seen her?Not me. Way too much chatter about her (for this neck of the woods).

Werewolf0956
01-06-17, 13:46
Now I have to see her.


Wow who hasnt seen her? LOL her umm hands must be sore LOL.

JohnAlgon
01-06-17, 15:11
Now I have to see her.Reading through the posts, I guess the only way to get Elisabeth's contact info is via PM. I just created an account on the forum so I could send a PM, but I am guessing I may not have much luck since I am a new member. Any other ideas to get her contact info?

Lennie1
01-06-17, 16:02
Now I have to see her.I saw her this week. It is indeed quite a trek but definitely worth the miles.

She is a treasure and I hope that you all will be good to her.

She has asked that her personal info not be shared on this forum.

Lennie.

Beast42
01-06-17, 17:29
since I am a new member. Any other ideas to get her contact info?Try Craigslist or wait 6 months when your a senior member. It might also be a good idea to share some info before you ask for any. Just a suggestion.

JohnAlgon
01-06-17, 17:38
Try Craigslist or wait 6 months when your a senior member. It might also be a good idea to share some info before you ask for any. Just a suggestion.Thanks. I was able to find the post in CL but it no longer has a phone number. Oh well. I guess will wait.