Tijuana Reports

[Captain Solo]

This Cecilia in HK?

She got her new boobs and butt just last month. Glad you enjoyed them.

She loves tequila, can drink, be very wild and do lots of kinky things in the hotel.


I am spending 3 days in TJ and it has taken me a long and winding road to find ones my type. Sometimes hours and not one for me going from club to club.

I like sweet face and very important no tattoos at all. It's not easy these day. More women than ever have tattoos which I think is a bumper sticker on a new Audi.

One is Cecelia from Hong Kong bar. A real gem, about 5 2 and good English with a gorgeous smile and face and perhaps a man made bubble butt. Always cheerful and happy face, 80 dollars for half hr. I saw her early AM right before noon yesterday. I would say if taller could model. I asked for her next day and no waiter knows who that is. She was one of the prettiest I have ever seen in the Zona Norte..

[Acura8888]

This Cecilia in HK?

She got her new boobs and butt just last month. Glad you enjoyed them.

She loves tequila, can drink, be very wild and do lots of kinky things in the hotel.No, its a different Cecilla I saw is what they call a White Latina. Could pass for a Spain lady or from Argentina. Her unique look caught my eye from the 1st second.

[DirtyGrimy]

Hi Guys.

How difficult is it to have 2 days of trip (weekend) to Tijuhana for a person on H-1 B Visa (valid stamp on Passport) ?

Difficulty in terms of having H-1 B Visa? Difficulty in terms of staying & mongering in Tijuana?

Is it recommended to go on 2 days of short trip or not?

What all docs to carry (if recommended to cross border & come back) ?

Thanks.

TC & Stay safe.It's possible you might not even be asked for a passport if you're crossing in from the US, but you might want to look up whether need a visa for mexico just in case. Coming back into the US though, you may want to check with your sponsor. Tell them you're going to the beach or something. LOL.

[Lax Man]

My experience also. The GE line can be a godsend when it's crowded. Very late night coming back it's usually not that big a deal but when I'm crossing to come home, I want to get home ASAP and like the short / non-existent GE line even if the other lines are only like 10-15 deep.

Then there's the handful of times I've crossed back when it's rush hour and the GE card paid for itself 5 x over in just that 1 time avoiding a multi-hour line to get back.

As mentioned it's only useful getting back into the US, it doesn't carry any weight that I've ever found in entering other countries.So I just finished my interview and they gave me my number but said my card would arrive in a couple of weeks. She said I would just use this when going into Mexico or Canada via land. Is it possible to use GE by land without the card?

[Cruzier1]

So I just finished my interview and they gave me my number but said my card would arrive in a couple of weeks. She said I would just use this when going into Mexico or Canada via land. Is it possible to use GE by land without the card?I don't know the answer to your question, but I do remember a step where I had to "activate it" online. I'm wondering if that means just the number won't work because that step won't have been done.

[YoungUn3393]

I've heard many things about the usuals like HK Chicago and Adelitas but how is the massage parlor scene? I saw some reviews but they're pretty old and scarce to find. Better off trying my luck at the clubs?

[Buster Hymen]

So I just finished my interview and they gave me my number but said my card would arrive in a couple of weeks. She said I would just use this when going into Mexico or Canada via land. Is it possible to use GE by land without the card?No, you must have the GE card and show it for land crossing. You don't need the card when coming in by air, but they require it for land crossing, makes no sense but that is the rule. I think part of it is line management, when you come in my air they used to have kiosks, don't any longer, but that is what prompted it.

[DJBust44]

I will be in town next month on business and I am considering making a trip to TJ. I have what is called a enhanced license from the state I am coming from. It is supposes to get me into Mexico and Canada without the need of a passport. I have not tested this yet at either border. Will this be accepted at the border crossing? Any issues anyone has had in the past? Thanks.

DJ.

[Reds101]

No, you must have the GE card and show it for land crossing. You don't need the card when coming in by air, but they require it for land crossing, makes no sense but that is the rule. I think part of it is line management, when you come in my air they used to have kiosks, don't any longer, but that is what prompted it.If I have my GE card, do I also need to bring my passport to cross back and forth to TJ through Pedeast / Pedwest?

[UCBaja2]

If I have my GE card, do I also need to bring my passport to cross back and forth to TJ through Pedeast / Pedwest?Mexican officials could ask you for passport book / card as you enter MEX. They don't give a ish about your GE card.

[Gman09]

Posted this elsewhere also just covering my bases.

I'm planning a trip down to Tijuana in early November. I've been reading a bunch of post and found a bunch of useful information, but seeing as its my first time heading down there, and by myself, I've been thinking of the best way to spend my time and money so I have a few questions. I primarily want to try some street girls as I see that they're cheaper and I can try out a bunch of different types. I'm also aware that its very hit or miss but its what I'd like to try. Anyway,

Unfortunately for me, the only time I'm able to go is pretty early in the day, so how is the scene during daytime?

If I book a hotel for a few hours can I take any girl up there or are they forced to go into whatever motel there standing in front of?

I know that there are girls I can book from certain sites but is it possible to ask some of the street girls for a few hours and is it even worth it? I don't mind talking to various girls in order to find one that's willing but I don't know if that's frowned upon or not?

Thanks.

[TJ Dog]

I will be in town next month on business and I am considering making a trip to TJ. I have what is called a enhanced license from the state I am coming from. It is supposes to get me into Mexico and Canada without the need of a passport. I have not tested this yet at either border. Will this be accepted at the border crossing? Any issues anyone has had in the past? Thanks.

DJ.It will get you back into the US. Don't know about Canada, but it won't mean anything to the Mexican officials. They will want your passport.

[WardTerry]

I have the regular passport booklet, and a California real I'd.

I would like to go into Tijuana and be able to come back across the border without my passport booklet being stamped. I do not travel internationally very often. The few times I have done so it always is stamped when I enter a foreign country or return from that foreign country. I would rather not have any record of my trip going into Mexico, especially since I'm not the only person who will have access to my passport booklet. .

Is there anyway I can get down there and come back and be guaranteed I'm not going to get that booklet stamped?

[CuriousJo8]

They have never stamped my passport.


I have the regular passport booklet, and a California real I'd.

I would like to go into Tijuana and be able to come back across the border without my passport booklet being stamped. I do not travel internationally very often. The few times I have done so it always is stamped when I enter a foreign country or return from that foreign country. I would rather not have any record of my trip going into Mexico, especially since I'm not the only person who will have access to my passport booklet. .

Is there anyway I can get down there and come back and be guaranteed I'm not going to get that booklet stamped?

[Nothing24]

Reposting part of something I wrote on the international site. I should start reposting more so some of you guys can get a better sense of the TJ scene.

This is a report from My visit yesterday at Hong Kong:

As I was scoping the scene by the restrooms by the little Club Miami area (inside of HK) a pretty girl in pigtails that was kind of tall approached me. Nice fake boobs, ass might have been enhanced a little bit too but not gross looking. Told me her name was Lula from Veracruz. She was super friendly, I told her I hadn't seen her before and she said she's only been here for 2 weeks. She asked if I had gone upstairs with someone to the hotel yet and I said no. She asked if I wanted to go and I said I was just enjoying the scene for now. She asked for a tip and I said sure and put a dollar in her bikini and gave her boobs and ass a nice grab. She said I needed to learn how to hand over a tip better. She took the dollar I gave her and said she would demonstrate on me how to properly give a tip. She slid it back under my belt buckle as she groped me and kissed my neck and nibbled on my ear. I said wow you're right, your technique is much better LOL. She then says she really wants me to fuck her and will even give me a reduced rate of 80 bucks and gave me some LFK action. Needless to say I was sold right then and there. She was giving me all the right signs and a reduced rate on top of that.

I was planning on sticking to the reduced rate but this girl really went above and beyond so I ended up giving her a hundred bucks in the end. She was very sensual but what really did it for me was that after the deed was done she told me to lay face down for a massage. I thought it was going to be some shitty half assed massage but she's pretty damn good. I asked if she had taken any masseuse classes and she said no, she just learned from practicing on family for the most part and that she really enjoys it. She even had oils and lotion on her. When she was done she said cmon let's get in the shower, now I'm going to clean you up, unless you prefer to shower at home. Well who the fuck am I to turn this down. I kid you guys not when I say this girl soaped me up and bathed me like a little boy LOL. It was kind of sweet in a way. The entire session was reminiscent of visiting a top tier FS AMP. So after all of this I thought there's no way I can only give this girl 80 bucks so that's why I gave her a hundred. She seemed surprised when she counted the money right before we left the room and was very thankful for the extra 20. Hopefully she continues her great service to guys who treat her well and doesn't become hardened and jaded from the job.

[Reds101]

Mexican officials could ask you for passport book / card as you enter MEX. They don't give a ish about your GE card.Damn good to know, I lost my passport card so had to send in my book with the form to get a replacement because I hate carrying the book across. Thanks for the heads up.


I have the regular passport booklet, and a California real I'd.

I would like to go into Tijuana and be able to come back across the border without my passport booklet being stamped. I do not travel internationally very often. The few times I have done so it always is stamped when I enter a foreign country or return from that foreign country. I would rather not have any record of my trip going into Mexico, especially since I'm not the only person who will have access to my passport booklet. .

Is there anyway I can get down there and come back and be guaranteed I'm not going to get that booklet stamped?I can also confirm that they have never stamped my passport book in the several years I've crossed with it before I had a passport card. I've actually crossed a few weeks ago (in my last post here somewhere) with my book because I lost the card and they did not stamp again. I wouldn't worry about it, just don't be obvious and ask about it not being stamped and they may do it just to fuck with you because they can LOL.

[RoadRally2]

I don't know the answer to your question, but I do remember a step where I had to "activate it" online. I'm wondering if that means just the number won't work because that step won't have been done.I know what happens because it happens to my friend.

He has GE used it international travel many times. He brought his GE / sentri card and gave it to border man. My friend did not activate his card so he got pulled into secondary screening room away and we had to wait outside like 5-10 minutes for him. They asked him a bunch of questions since his card hasn't been activated. It was a legit card of him and stuff but yeah. Just activate your card if you plan to use it.

[ArtVandalayy]

Damn good to know, I lost my passport card so had to send in my book with the form to get a replacement because I hate carrying the book across. Thanks for the heads up.

I can also confirm that they have never stamped my passport book in the several years I've crossed with it before I had a passport card. I've actually crossed a few weeks ago (in my last post here somewhere) with my book because I lost the card and they did not stamp again. I wouldn't worry about it, just don't be obvious and ask about it not being stamped and they may do it just to fuck with you because they can LOL.Yeah, ima have to say it's subjective. If I drive across then no stamp. I usually drive across going 10 - 15 mph, no need to stop. But driving across sucks because coming back is hell so I only do that if I'm going to bring anything illicit with me LOL when I'm walking across I want to say it's 50/50. My book has maybe 15 Mexico stamps now LOL.

[Dosequi11]

I have the regular passport booklet, and a California real I'd.

I would like to go into Tijuana and be able to come back across the border without my passport booklet being stamped. I do not travel internationally very often. The few times I have done so it always is stamped when I enter a foreign country or return from that foreign country. I would rather not have any record of my trip going into Mexico, especially since I'm not the only person who will have access to my passport booklet. .

Is there anyway I can get down there and come back and be guaranteed I'm not going to get that booklet stamped?The only way to guarantee no stamp is to leave it home. When you walk in, act shocked you left it home and request the $20 one day pass. You will go to a office, dis robe, bend over. No I'm kidding. You go to the office hand him a 20 when he says so, and walk into Mexico no receipt no paperwork. Before covid they stamped me about 80% of the time, even when I bought the 6 month pass, to avoid the stamp, they still stamped me for the 1 stamp on the 1st day of buying the 6 month pass. So yes the more you try to persuade them, to not stamp, the more certain they will stamp. But after covid times, they often aren't stamping anyone. But just tell them you left it home and pay the $20. You can keep it in your bag incase they won't let you in, and risk the stamp.

[LookingX]

Hey guys,

I'm planning on adding 1 or 2 nights to my next trip to SD and spend the time in Tijuana. Most likely I'd finish work around noon on a Wednesday then head to TJ, planning to have a flight home from SD late afternoon / evening Friday.

Not sure what to do with my luggage. I'd like to head to TJ with just a rucksack with a change of clothes, phone charger, and prescription meds and leave my work clothes and computer in SD. Are their any secure luggage storage places in SD? I've used those services Europe but have never needed them before in the US.

[Eivor]

I start with saying that Good Girls is very responsive using WhatsApp. I always get quick responses when scheduling. During my last trip, I used their service twice. My first was with Betzaida. She looked very much like her pictures which has always been the case when using this service.

Performance was average. It wasn't bad but the problem was that her mind seemed to be elsewhere. I've heard good reviews about her from a friend but my experience was not as fun as his. I speak very little Spanish which didn't help the case.

That said, I was turned off by the cuts. She had recent scabs on her thighs where she had obviously been cutting herself. A few times I would incidentally touch them with my hands while in action and it kept throwing me off.

Overall, I'm usually into the smaller girls but she is not right for me. Between the scabs and lackadaisical attitude, it wasn't the best experience.

[GoraGora]

I know reading past reviews that the this forum is not a fan of NB Elite Spa for Price. However, they have been occasionally been advertising 2 for 1 days. Has anyone partaken? What would market rate be for tip per girl?

[WhoreMaster 91]

I know reading past reviews that the this forum is not a fan of NB Elite Spa for Price. However, they have been occasionally been advertising 2 for 1 days. Has anyone partaken? What would market rate be for tip per girl?Where have you seen the advertising?

[Rosco Rules]

I have the regular passport booklet, and a California real I'd.

I would like to go into Tijuana and be able to come back across the border without my passport booklet being stamped. I do not travel internationally very often. The few times I have done so it always is stamped when I enter a foreign country or return from that foreign country. I would rather not have any record of my trip going into Mexico, especially since I'm not the only person who will have access to my passport booklet. .

Is there anyway I can get down there and come back and be guaranteed I'm not going to get that booklet stamped?Aside from the suggestion of trying the $20 bribe in the little room, it seems there are always guys offering rides into TJ. You will find them hanging out in front of Jack in the box or across san ysidro blvd. By the entrance to the parking lot. The cost could be as high as $50 or as low as $20 if they have other riders. But certainly no stamp when being driven in.

[SpamBoyToo]

Heading down to TJ with my GE for the first time this Sunday. How do you take advantage of GE if you are a pedestrian and there are long lines? To you just walk past everyone to the gate? I Any best practice recommendations are appreciated. I just don't want to offend anyone in line. Thanks.

[Bunter Hiden]

Heading down to TJ with my GE for the first time this Sunday. How do you take advantage of GE if you are a pedestrian and there are long lines? To you just walk past everyone to the gate? I Any best practice recommendations are appreciated. I just don't want to offend anyone in line. Thanks.Welcome to TJ. Take your vitamins! On the walk back. When the taxi drops you off walk confidently between the line and the shops. Weave your way through and when you get to the first stop, step up w your GE held up and sun glasses off. Then continue up the right side and hit the Sentri sign, stroll past and make the second line and you are through in a minute. If you are carrying anything you will have to get it scanned after that point which will be obvious. Last week I forgot I had a small shoulder bag from an overnighter. It was early and I was foggy. Got yelled at a bit. If nothing then stroll on out to the trolly. Good luck and good hunting.

[Bunter Hiden]

Aside from the suggestion of trying the $20 bribe in the little room, it seems there are always guys offering rides into TJ. You will find them hanging out in front of Jack in the box or across san ysidro blvd. By the entrance to the parking lot. The cost could be as high as $50 or as low as $20 if they have other riders. But certainly no stamp when being driven in.For a dollar take the ped west side bus. You will find it where the closed forever ped west crossing let's out. Google is your friend. The bus leaves every 1/2 hour and drops you on Revo. I have always enjoyed the five minute stroll. When you exit bus walk towards the arch and turn left at the Mariachi's then go one block and turn right. A block later you are in the zona. Always a pleasure to cruise past the many ladies who try to catch your eyes. Those are the street girls. I assume you are not headed down to buy a sombrero LOL. BTW if you need vitamins, make a right at the arch and stay to the right at the split and a bit down you will find Piri pharmacy.

[GoraGora]

Where have you seen the advertising?Social media. Primarily Insta.

[Nothing24]

I've always known the girl I was with is a weed smoker but she's never smoked inside the room with me. Tonight was different. She was hitting the weed pretty hard. She asked if I wanted to partake but I had to politely decline, I'm just not a weed guy, but told her to knock herself out. After a few minutes of her smoking and chatting she took a quick shower as I got myself ready. We kiss all the time but I've never gone bare back with this girl so I wasn't expecting it. She likes to start with her jerking me off (no condom) for several minutes while I simultaneously pleasure her FIV / FIA, and she likes it fast and hard. For some reason she didn't give me any head and jumped into RCG after we finished up playing with each other. Now, I could have sworn she put a condom on me right before she climbed on. But when we changed to doggy on the switch I realized I didn't have a condom on. WTF, where did it go? On the switch we had kissed and I know she must have gotten a look at my dick and she didn't say anything. So I just kept going. After that I told her to flip over for missionary. Expected her to maybe say something but she didn't so I just kept going again. After that she jumped on for cowgirl. By now our half hour was almost up and got the knock so she asked if I wanted to cum on her tits. Sure, why not. Now, if she didn't know I didn't have a condom on before she would certainly know now, but again she didn't say anything, so fuck it I just finished as if everything was normal. We never made a mention of it. I still don't know if it was intentional on her part or the condom came off at some point and she said fuck it as well. Maybe it was the weed? Who knows.

She goes on to tell me she's been stressing out because her man at home seems to want out of the relationship and has told her he's moving out. He's tired of always having to initiate sex himself and her fucking other guys at work. She seemed legitimately upset, so I gave her some advice on how to handle the situation from what she's told me about him. Went back downstairs to chill and have a drink. Saw a couple girls I know and said hello and talked about their schedules for next time. Swung by Adelitas just to scope the scene and take a leak before I left. Saw a handful of decent prospects and some drunk white girls having fun by the stage area. One of them took their shirt off and was just in her bra, having fun with the strippers. If I had more time I would have stuck around and see what other shenanigans they got into and see if I could join in on their fun. Caught a ride back to the border with the complimentary Adelitas van parked out front. Gave the driver a couple bucks for his tip.

Total damage for my HK girl was 100 for her and 30 for the room. The first time we hooked up she quoted me 80 but since she provides great service I just started giving her 100 after that first time. 2 drinks of you and your lady's choice included with room.

[Captain Solo]

You had a good time with that girl.

My wingmen have been doing BB with girls in all 4 major bars. It's more popular than you think. Have not heard any infection.

I was in Adelita every week, never found any girl attractive enough to drink with or to go to the hotel. Occasionally civie women may be sitting with a guy at the stage playing with strippers, but they are available to go to the hotel at reduced rate. My wingman screwed one for $60, said she was so horny, practically raped him hehe. She was kind of chubby, in mid 30's. I would not do her, but my wingman would fuck even pigs hehe. The same women went in HK but got chased out. Security knew they were competition.

Recently Chicago has many new hot young girls. Chicago is roomy, not crowded, relaxed, laid back with hot girls and courteous meseros, feels like a real gentlemen's club; HK is so crowded, cramped, noisy, hustled with stuck up girls and rude meseros, feels like a Mexican swap meet. My new wingmen all like Chicago and the new girls there. They do lots of kissing and groping in the club.


I've always known the girl I was with is a weed smoker but she's never smoked inside the room with me. Tonight was different. She was hitting the weed pretty hard. She asked if I wanted to partake but I had to politely decline, I'm just not a weed guy, but told her to knock herself out. After a few minutes of her smoking and chatting she took a quick shower as I got myself ready. We kiss all the time but I've never gone bare back with this girl so I wasn't expecting it. She likes to start with her jerking me off (no condom) for several minutes while I simultaneously pleasure her FIV / FIA, and she likes it fast and hard. For some reason she didn't give me any head and jumped into RCG after we finished up playing with each other. Now, I could have sworn she put a condom on me right before she climbed on. But when we changed to doggy on the switch I realized I didn't have a condom on. WTF, where did it go? On the switch we had kissed and I know she must have gotten a look at my dick and she didn't say anything. So I just kept going. After that I told her to flip over for missionary. Expected her to maybe say something but she didn't so I just kept going again. After that she jumped on for cowgirl. By now our half hour was almost up and got the knock so she asked if I wanted to cum on her tits. Sure, why not. Now, if she didn't know I didn't have a condom on before she would certainly know now, but again she didn't say anything, so fuck it I just finished as if everything was normal. We never made a mention of it. I still don't know if it was intentional on her part or the condom came off at some point and she said fuck it as well. Maybe it was the weed? Who knows..

[Acura8888]

Been going to TJ for the last 7 years from WA state, at least twice a year.

Worn out from the excess tip requested and pushy waiters. So much upselling that it wears me out in a few days, too many waiters in these clubs. Are there a lack of jobs in Tijuana for these guys?

Going to stay away and enjoy the scene in Canada. Canada is not much more expensive than HK club these days.

[Captain Solo]

Meseros in HK are way too pushy. You have to deal with them and turn them down every 2 minutes. The place is way too crowded and hectic, feels like a swap meet, not a gentlemen's club. HK management rents out mesero jobs so they don't care how many work in the club badgering clients. Meseros still make a lot more money in HK than any menial jobs or selling drugs on street corners. So they keep piling in.

HK girls are aggressive and stuck up. I hate to spend $130 for half hour session with ornery, restrictive girls with bad attitudes, then sometimes had to face extremely stinky pussies.

Workers in HK act like we owe them a good living. Fuck that shit. And my wing men keep tipping girls and meseros $80 -100, inviting meseros to eat and drink with them at the table like real chums.

I have been spending time and money in Chicago Club with their new hot girls and far ore relaxed ambience and courteous workers. Get a lot better mileage and fun with Chicago girls.

Girls and clubs in Canada are more civilized. I missed the time spend in Windsor, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal. Canadian girls are beautiful, healthy, nice and proper.


Been going to TJ for the last 7 years from WA state, at least twice a year.

Worn out from the excess tip requested and pushy waiters. So much upselling that it wears me out in a few days, too many waiters in these clubs. Are there a lack of jobs in Tijuana for these guys?

Going to stay away and enjoy the scene in Canada. Canada is not much more expensive than HK club these days.

[Nick52]

I have the regular passport booklet, and a California real I'd.

I would like to go into Tijuana and be able to come back across the border without my passport booklet being stamped. I do not travel internationally very often. The few times I have done so it always is stamped when I enter a foreign country or return from that foreign country. I would rather not have any record of my trip going into Mexico, especially since I'm not the only person who will have access to my passport booklet. .

Is there anyway I can get down there and come back and be guaranteed I'm not going to get that booklet stamped?I went during the spring. I walk in and out of the border. Passport was never stamp. Plus I'm pretty sure we only get our passport stamp if walking through the airport.

[Acura8888]

Meseros in HK are way too pushy. You have to deal with them and turn them down every 2 minutes. The place is way too crowded and hectic, feels like a swap meet, not a gentlemen's club. HK management rents out mesero jobs so they don't care how many work in the club badgering clients. Meseros still make a lot more money in HK than any menial jobs or selling drugs on street corners. So they keep piling in.

HK girls are aggressive and stuck up. I hate to spend $130 for half hour session with ornery, restrictive girls with bad attitudes, then sometimes had to face extremely stinky pussies.

Workers in HK act like we owe them a good living. Fuck that shit. And my wing men keep tipping girls and meseros $80 -100, inviting meseros to eat and drink with them at the table like real chums.

I have been spending time and money in Chicago Club with their new hot girls and far ore relaxed ambience and courteous workers. Get a lot better mileage and fun with Chicago girls.

Girls and clubs in Canada are more civilized. I missed the time spend in Windsor, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal. Canadian girls are beautiful, healthy, nice and proper.260 Canadian Dollar =.

187.85 US Dollar.

That's the current price as I type for an agency that I have used for years up in Vancouver BC. That's cheaper than HK. And you get the full hour non rushed without having to have the coat for the lady guy ask for a tip, the clean up guy ask for a tip, the waiter bug you to buy the lady a drink. So annoying is the Tijuana experience now.

Why is HK such a sausage fest with some many dudes as waiters. In USA the waiters are females, I rather have a young hottie waitress than some dude.

[YoungUn3393]

Hey why'all so I'm spending the weekend there in a few weeks. Will most likely stay at cascadas. I know it's worth the trouble based on reading. How does it work if I go to Adelitas or Chicago. Are the girls there willing to make the trip to my hotel at cascadas or do they have their own rooms at those 2 clubs? If so is it extra fee (I would imagine so) and how are the rooms. I plan on being at HK for a good amount but def want to delve into other places as I hear HK can be too overwhelming and a hassle.

Also I speak the language so I'll def try a few street girls. But I know not all of them are as fun as a club girl and may not be willing to make the trip to cascadas. I know the general experience for most isn't great but let me know if why'all had a good time with street girls. They look so damn good on those YouTube videos how can I not?! Right?

[Captain Solo]

$187 for an escort to come to your hotel for one hour?

How reliable are they? Do they post real pics?

I read Vancouver cracked down on brothels massage parlors and street prostitution since 2000. How are the sex scenes there?

Hong Kong is usually packed on Friday and Saturday night. Way too many aggressive and rude waiters make the place feel like a swap meet, not a gentlemen's club. Waiters have to pay HongKong to work their jobs, also squeezed by their captains for kick backs, so they have to be aggressive to break even. Women may not take the risk with that job in Hong Kong. The men are still making more money than in any menial jobs in Mexico, so they keep trying.

Drug dealers are killing each other for places to sell, earning $15-20 a day. 2600 murders in Tijuana this year so far. So it's more lucrative and safer to wait on tables in Hong Kong. Meseras in Chicago are far more polite and courteous but not too many hot girls to choose from.


260 Canadian Dollar =.

187.85 US Dollar.

That's the current price as I type for an agency that I have used for years up in Vancouver BC. That's cheaper than HK. And you get the full hour non rushed without having to have the coat for the lady guy ask for a tip, the clean up guy ask for a tip, the waiter bug you to buy the lady a drink. So annoying is the Tijuana experience now.

Why is HK such a sausage fest with some many dudes as waiters. In USA the waiters are females, I rather have a young hottie waitress than some dude.

[Dosequi11]

I went during the spring. I walk in and out of the border. Passport was never stamp. Plus I'm pretty sure we only get our passport stamp if walking through the airport.Walked through border Saturday about 5 pm. They looked at passports at that moment and waived people in. Sunday 3 pm, no line forming, so they did the whole stamp on my passport. I had pre-filled 7 day visa form. Basically this means to avoid a stamp ideally you would walk in 5 to8 pm Monday to Saturday.

[Acura8888]

$187 for an escort to come to your hotel for one hour?

How reliable are they? Do they post real pics?

I read Vancouver cracked down on brothels massage parlors and street prostitution since 2000. How are the sex scenes there?

Hong Kong is usually packed on Friday and Saturday night. Way too many aggressive and rude waiters make the place feel like a swap meet, not a gentlemen's club. Waiters have to pay HongKong to work their jobs, also squeezed by their captains for kick backs, so they have to be aggressive to break even. Women may not take the risk with that job in Hong Kong. The men are still making more money than in any menial jobs in Mexico, so they keep trying.

Drug dealers are killing each other for places to sell, earning $15-20 a day. 2600 murders in Tijuana this year so far. So it's more lucrative and safer to wait on tables in Hong Kong. Meseras in Chicago are far more polite and courteous but not too many hot girls to choose from.That 260 Canadian is for an incall that you go to. They don't post real pics, just body shots, its hit or miss and YMMV in this industry. Still with the strong USA dollar its a bonus if you near the Canadian border and enjoy the scene. Vancouver is thriving as ever, but street walkers are next to zero. There is a ton of Asian incalls and massage parlors in the city. Everyone knows its a sex massage place but the city turns a blind eye to it. I only go once per month up there and never worry about being in a sting with providers or places reviewed on perb. There are about 5 to 7 top agencies up there with prices from as lows as 215 Canadian for half hr all the way up to 400 Hr. No inflation jacked up prices lately. I think Van people are drawing a line at 400 hr and one agency recently had " specials" to 350 hr.

Yeah, it does feel like a swap meet in HK at times. You try to dodge the hard sell for that lady drink or buy that junk food they offer.

[TrolleyDodger]

Anyone know where they are hiding? I was down there to bang Ekaterina aka Black Widow from Musas and on my way back to the border I asked my cabbie where I can bang a Haitian chick. He said he hasn't seen a Haitian girl working. He pointed out a tall black girl but said she was from the US and just goes down there to work. I want a real Haitian so I was hoping someone here has heard something. It would be nice to add another notch from a different country. In case anyone is interested, Black Widow is just ok, nothing special. Very friendly but reserved, decent BBBJ skills but can't take a pounding. She's very tiny and has some nice eraser nipples so I don't regret seeing her but I would have definitely picked up a Haitian chick and taken her back to La Mansion if I had the chance.

[Dosequi11]

Meseros in HK are way too pushy. You have to deal with them and turn them down every 2 minutes. The place is way too crowded and hectic, feels like a swap meet, not a gentlemen's club. HK management rents out mesero jobs so they don't care how many work in the club badgering clients. Meseros still make a lot more money in HK than any menial jobs or selling drugs on street corners. So they keep piling in.

HK girls are aggressive and stuck up. I hate to spend $130 for half hour session with ornery, restrictive girls with bad attitudes, then sometimes had to face extremely stinky pussies.

Workers in HK act like we owe them a good living. Fuck that shit. And my wing men keep tipping girls and meseros $80 -100, inviting meseros to eat and drink with them at the table like real chums.

I have been spending time and money in Chicago Club with their new hot girls and far ore relaxed ambience and courteous workers. Get a lot better mileage and fun with Chicago girls.

Girls and clubs in Canada are more civilized. I missed the time spend in Windsor, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal. Canadian girls are beautiful, healthy, nice and proper.I've always been going to other clubs, and Chicago Club really isn't any different. For instance 3 days ago, a girl was with me at the bar. I bought her the 10 dollar drink. We were not kissing touching breaks etc, but the staff came over constantly to ask to buy her another drink. But they came over fast about 8 minutes after the 1st drink. It should be up to the girl on how fast she needs to drink. I refused to buy a 2nd drink, so by the time the 3rd waiter came over she had to go sit alone at the other 2nd of the bar. Then the waiter female was giving me dirty looks. I texted her, "did you get in trouble for talking to me for too long? " because the female waiter sat next to her for a good 2 minutes to tell her something. She said "no but you said you were gonna have sex and then you didn't ". 1st of all I never said that to her and it's unlikely I missed hearing her ask. So I believe she just told the staff that in was in the bag, hence not rushing my drink. So it made me look like shit to the staff. Basically it annoyed me enough that I won't return. The club layout is not good because there's no privacy. Way more privacy in Hong Kong. For example if you find a girl that's gonna kiss you, everyone will be watching. Not my thing.

[TJ Dog]

Hey why'all so I'm spending the weekend there in a few weeks. Will most likely stay at cascadas. I know it's worth the trouble based on reading. How does it work if I go to Adelitas or Chicago. Are the girls there willing to make the trip to my hotel at cascadas or do they have their own rooms at those 2 clubs? If so is it extra fee (I would imagine so) and how are the rooms. I plan on being at HK for a good amount but def want to delve into other places as I hear HK can be too overwhelming and a hassle.

Also I speak the language so I'll def try a few street girls. But I know not all of them are as fun as a club girl and may not be willing to make the trip to cascadas. I know the general experience for most isn't great but let me know if why'all had a good time with street girls. They look so damn good on those YouTube videos how can I not?! Right?If you take a girl out of Chicago or Adelitas to go to an off-site hotel you pay a bar fine. Way back in the 1990's it was only $10. Don't know what it is now, but has gone up a lot.

Adelitas girls can not go to Cascadas (the guy who collects the bar fine will probably ask to see your hotel key to verify). Not sure what the Chicago situation is. Used to be the same as Adelitas.

If you meet the girl outside of the bar, outside of her working hours, it is up to her. She may be worried about being seen going into Cascadas.

[Nothing24]

Took a trip to TJ late last night. Hit up Hong Kong first hoping to run into a coupe girls I know but didn't see them so did quick rounds over at Adelitas, Tropical and Chicago clubs. Handed out a few dollar tips feeling ass and titties everywhere. All had a few decent options but Hong Kong has far better looking ladies so eventually made my way back over there. Still looking for a couple girls I know. Finally reached out to them via WhatsApp, turns out they took the night off. Contemplated just leaving and coming back later on during the week. Ran into some other girls I've already hooked up with in the past but Adelitas also had a couple girls I was interested in so headed back there but now I couldn't find them anymore. Contemplated leaving again but decided to get a drink and sit at the bar for a bit. Girls will usually approach to seduce you into taking them to the hotel.

A very pretty girl I hadn't seen sat next to me with her back semi turned towards me. I think she was waiting for me to say something to her but I didn't. A few minutes later she started talking to me. Told me she was Colombian. She was vaping and already sipping on some Red Bull but asked if I would buy her a drink. I declined and told her I was just looking, enjoying the scene for now. We went back and forth a little bit more and while she was pretty, I didn't get the sense that she would be up for anything other than a standard session. She wasn't being very playful or flirty, more straight forward. A bit later one of her friends came over to say hi to her. I recognized her from other visits, seems to be a cool chick and likes to have fun. She's Colombian as well although if you saw her on the street you would think she's African-American. Nice body, similar to a girl you see in rap videos, and has long braids. Her friend offered her some hits off her vape and she was chillin for a while. She then starts talking to me and asks if I like chocolate. I told her I like everything LOL. She starts leaning into me to feel her up. Asks if I want to take her to the hotel and have some fun. I told her I would but that I just turned down her friend who was sitting right next to me and so if she saw me leave with her it would hurt her feelings. I was kind of just saying this to politely turn her down. She then asks if the other girl is my friend or something and I said no, and she goes ok well she's not my friend either, who cares what she'll think. I was like damn ok LOL. It was kind of a turn on. I threw her a $80 offer thinking she was going to turn it down but she accepted and off we went.

Clothes came off pretty quick inside the room and she started sliding her body all over me while making out a little bit. Gave me some head and then climbed on for CG. This girl could ride, bouncing her ass on me nonstop, almost felt like busting so switched to doggy. She started twerking on my dick, so I was enjoying that for a while as I resisted busting again, don't know how I held out. Her ass looked amazing. Then switched to missionary. Threw her legs over my shoulder and was pounding her as hard as I could as she seemed to be enjoying it and moaning super loud. Felt like busting in every position with this girl but told her to climb on for cowgirl again for the finish. She got on and started riding me like crazy again. I pulled her in to make out while I finally busted. Thought she would hit me up for an extra tip but she didn't. Looking back on it if I hook up with her again I'll save doggy for last so I could bust while she's twerking on my dick. I really felt like busting the most while we were in doggy but it was too early on in the session for me to had finished at that point. All in all a great session. 80 for the girl and 20 for the room so total damage was 100. Took a cab back to the border for 5 bucks. Zero wait in line but it was well past midnight at this point. BTW, for those asking about stamping passport booklets, I had to take mine on this trip because I misplaced my card and got no stamp.

[Acura8888]

I've always been going to other clubs, and Chicago Club really isn't any different. For instance 3 days ago, a girl was with me at the bar. I bought her the 10 dollar drink. We were not kissing touching breaks etc, but the staff came over constantly to ask to buy her another drink. But they came over fast about 8 minutes after the 1st drink. It should be up to the girl on how fast she needs to drink. I refused to buy a 2nd drink, so by the time the 3rd waiter came over she had to go sit alone at the other 2nd of the bar. Then the waiter female was giving me dirty looks. I texted her, "did you get in trouble for talking to me for too long? " because the female waiter sat next to her for a good 2 minutes to tell her something. She said "no but you said you were gonna have sex and then you didn't ". 1st of all I never said that to her and it's unlikely I missed hearing her ask. So I believe she just told the staff that in was in the bag, hence not rushing my drink. So it made me look like shit to the staff. Basically it annoyed me enough that I won't return. The club layout is not good because there's no privacy. Way more privacy in Hong Kong. For example if you find a girl that's gonna kiss you, everyone will be watching. Not my thing.Truthfully Chicago to me from the few times I went in was just as pushy as HK. I go in stroll a bit and the waiter brings me a girl who I turn down. I don't need that, I have my own 2 eyes who I have interest in.

[Yeezuss]

Planning on going down to HK on the 29th. Got a room across the street. Been to HK plenty of times but never really got to check out Adelita or Chicago like that. Only went in there a quick split 10 minutes and left. Would be nice to meet up with some people while down there if anyone is down.

[Yeezuss]

Planning on going down to HK on the 29th. Got a room across the street. Been to HK plenty of times but never really got to check out Adelita or Chicago like that. Only went in there a quick split 10 minutes and left. Would be nice to meet up with some people while down there if anyone is down.

[Darkness67]

Planning on going down to HK on the 29th. Got a room across the street. Been to HK plenty of times but never really got to check out Adelita or Chicago like that. Only went in there a quick split 10 minutes and left. Would be nice to meet up with some people while down there if anyone is down.I get into SD on the 27th, I will probably be down to HK that weekend too. I usually don't stay in TJ, I take a late trolley back to my hotel.

[DJBust44]

I am visiting from out of town and did some research on crossing the border. Read a lot on here about passports, pass cards, global entry (GE), FMM, SENTRI let me just say I needed none of that to cross the border or re-enter. My passport is expired and it's like 2 or 3 months to get it renewed. Only thing I needed to show was my enhanced state I'd. My mindset was the worse thing they can tell me is no and to go home LOL. I also had my social security card on me just in case that would help. But parked at the border crossing around 8 pm and started walking for the border. This was a solo trip and had no idea where I was going but figuring shit out is fun!! Line was not busy since it was a weekday. The guy asked me for my passport which I told him I did not have one. Then I showed him my state license. He then asked me to step into another room and another guy examines my I'd and ask where I work at and what I was doing in Mexico. I answer his questions then he says ok. I couldn't 100% make out what he said but basically I needed to get a day pass and that was $20. No application nothing to fill out I just gave him $20 and that was that. He could have put the money in his pocket for all I know but I passed with no issue. After my trip back from TJ on the way back to the American side I showed my State I'd and was asked where I was born to enter the gate. Then showed my I'd again once I got to the security section. It was pretty simple and not a big hassle. Not sure if this is normal but again I am from out of town and don't plan on being in the area anytime soon. So I was going to try and cross and see what happens.

DJ.

[DJBust44]

First off thanks to all the helpful post on here about what to expect once in TJ! I am here for a good time not a long time!!

I described my crossing experience in my post below. For context this is my first trip to TJ and I am by myself but I know how to handle myself. It's about 9 pm and once on the other side there was a ton of taxis to choose from. I did not see the HK limo which I hear is free. Taxi ride there was $6, he first said $8 then as I walking to the next taxi he lowered his price. Once there I decide to walk around the block just to see what the other clubs look like and the SW scene. Walking around the block I did see a couple of cute girls standing but once talking they spoke very little English. Also my cell phone service was trash once I crossed soo my English to Spanish app was not working.

Made it back to HK and glad I did MY GOD are the girls in there hot!! I am from the Midwest and I have never seen anything like this! Where do they get all these girls from?? I walk in and sever asks if I want a table. I decline because I am trying to site see and check the place out fully. Took me a min to figure out there was an upstairs for example. After doing a couple of laps a girl named Yasmin catches my attention. It did not take long to figure out she speaks no English and again my phone service is no good. Its loud in the club soo her phone app is not working much better.

We sit and try to talk but again no English so the server comes over and ask if I want to buy her a drink. So I get her one and myself a beer. And she is giving me a little dance. I am eventually ready to find another girl but lucky she found a girl who spoke English and she was able to translate what I wanted. We go upstairs and its $30 for the room and we agreed on $100 CFS with BBBJ. Once in the room man could she ride. CG, doggy, missionary and that was all she wrote.

Once done I take another walk around the block and then I check out Chicago. It was definitely a drop of in the talent and the women were a little more aggressive in how they approached you. Stayed for maybe 10 or 15 minutes and then back to HK for round 2. I was mostly watching the girls on stage when I got back and had meet a couple of other gentlemen from out of town to conversate with. At this point its after midnight and decide its time to look for another lady. Found a girl named Victoria and she spoke English! She had an amazing ass, it was most likely fake but it still looked good. It was getting late and I was not about the talking and drink buying at this point. She had the same idea because after about 5 minutes we are heading back up to the room. Again $30 for the room and $100 for CFS with BBBJ. This was round 2 for me so I was expecting this one to take a bit longer that earlier. But she stared to bounce that ass during RCG and I needed to change positions and collect myself! Changed to missionary and I am going to pound town. She then wrapped her legs around me and started talking in Spanish and calling me PAPI. Did not last much longer after that! Got cleaned up grabbed a taxi and headed to the border. Great time you guys are lucky to have something like this soo close!

Key take aways being my first time and not knowing 100% what to expect.

First, whatever your budget is add at least $100 to it. I was getting low on cash towards the end and the atms there are a complete rip-off! Better to have more money than not enough.

Second, bring plenty of $1's. Everyone there is expecting a tip. The sever when they bring drinks you tip. Girls dancing on stage you tip. Buying a girl a drink $10 a pop. Taking a girl to the room the damn coat guy wants a tip! Leaving the room the guy cleaning the room wants a tip. Walking around looking for food or going to another club plenty of people looking for a handout or trying to sell something. All this adds up.

Finally, check what your phone service is in Mexico. I have an international plan that is supposed to work in Mexico but my service was trash. If you lucky you will meet a girl who speaks some English but not many that speak it well. My English to Spanish app was not working that well.

DJ.

[Nothing24]

First off thanks to all the helpful post on here about what to expect once in TJ! I am here for a good time not a long time!!

I described my crossing experience in my post below. For context this is my first trip to TJ and I am by myself but I know how to handle myself. It's about 9 pm and once on the other side there was a ton of taxis to choose from. I did not see the HK limo which I hear is free. Taxi ride there was $6, he first said $8 then as I walking to the next taxi he lowered his price. Once there I decide to walk around the block just to see what the other clubs look like and the SW scene. Walking around the block I did see a couple of cute girls standing but once talking they spoke very little English. Also my cell phone service was trash once I crossed soo my English to Spanish app was not working.

Made it back to HK and glad I did MY GOD are the girls in there hot!! I am from the Midwest and I have never seen anything like this! Where do they get all these girls from?? I walk in and sever asks if I want a table. I decline because I am trying to site see and check the place out fully. Took me a min to figure out there was an upstairs for example. After doing a couple of laps a girl named Yasmin catches my attention. It did not take long to figure out she speaks no English and again my phone service is no good. Its loud in the club soo her phone app is not working much better.

We sit and try to talk but again no English so the server comes over and ask if I want to buy her a drink. So I get her one and myself a beer. And she is giving me a little dance. I am eventually ready to find another girl but lucky she found a girl who spoke English and she was able to translate what I wanted. We go upstairs and its $30 for the room and we agreed on $100 CFS with BBBJ. Once in the room man could she ride. CG, doggy, missionary and that was all she wrote.

Once done I take another walk around the block and then I check out Chicago. It was definitely a drop of in the talent and the women were a little more aggressive in how they approached you. Stayed for maybe 10 or 15 minutes and then back to HK for round 2. I was mostly watching the girls on stage when I got back and had meet a couple of other gentlemen from out of town to conversate with. At this point its after midnight and decide its time to look for another lady. Found a girl named Victoria and she spoke English! She had an amazing ass, it was most likely fake but it still looked good. It was getting late and I was not about the talking and drink buying at this point. She had the same idea because after about 5 minutes we are heading back up to the room. Again $30 for the room and $100 for CFS with BBBJ. This was round 2 for me so I was expecting this one to take a bit longer that earlier. But she stared to bounce that ass during RCG and I needed to change positions and collect myself! Changed to missionary and I am going to pound town. She then wrapped her legs around me and started talking in Spanish and calling me PAPI. Did not last much longer after that! Got cleaned up grabbed a taxi and headed to the border. Great time you guys are lucky to have something like this soo close!

Key take aways being my first time and not knowing 100% what to expect.

First, whatever your budget is add at least $100 to it. I was getting low on cash towards the end and the atms there are a complete rip-off! Better to have more money than not enough.

Second, bring plenty of $1's. Everyone there is expecting a tip. The sever when they bring drinks you tip. Girls dancing on stage you tip. Buying a girl a drink $10 a pop. Taking a girl to the room the damn coat guy wants a tip! Leaving the room the guy cleaning the room wants a tip. Walking around looking for food or going to another club plenty of people looking for a handout or trying to sell something. All this adds up.

Finally, check what your phone service is in Mexico. I have an international plan that is supposed to work in Mexico but my service was trash. If you lucky you will meet a girl who speaks some English but not many that speak it well. My English to Spanish app was not working that well.

DJ.

You did pretty good considering it was your first time and was able to get BBBJ thrown in with your sessions. The waiters usually know which girls can speak decent to good English, so you could always ask them for help finding them and they will try to hook you up.

I went to Hong Kong last night as well and had a great GFE session with a girl I already knew. Also ran into a different girl I know who said she's offering anal for 150 but I don't care enough about it to pay that extra premium charge.

I have T-Mobile and they offer free coverage in Mexico, it switches to TELCEL service once you cross the border and provides decent cell coverage.

If you ever need more dollar bills, you can go up to any bartender and they will exchange any bill you have for 1’s.

[Yeezuss]

I get into SD on the 27th, I will probably be down to HK that weekend too. I usually don't stay in TJ, I take a late trolley back to my hotel.We should meet up when you're down there. I usually tend to get a room there cause afterwards I just want to knock out right away and hate the dreaded knock on the door.

[Acura8888]

I have Cricket Wireless and in Sept for 3 days my service was unusable pretty much half the time, Cricket is garbage down in TJ for service. Metro PCS is better and I am switching back when my phone is unlocked.

Be very careful using the ATMS in the Red Light District. I think I have used them twice and each time a few weeks later my Bank informed me of hacks on my ATM card. When I posted this comment on a YouTube video numerous people said it happened to them too.

If you are from the Midwest I am sure your eyes were popping!! However don't they have blue eyed blondes in the Midwest (farmer's daughter) sexy? That would be something else.

[WhoreMaster 91]

First off thanks to all the helpful post on here about what to expect once in TJ! I am here for a good time not a long time!!

I described my crossing experience in my post below. For context this is my first trip to TJ and I am by myself but I know how to handle myself. It's about 9 pm and once on the other side there was a ton of taxis to choose from. I did not see the HK limo which I hear is free. Taxi ride there was $6, he first said $8 then as I walking to the next taxi he lowered his price. Once there I decide to walk around the block just to see what the other clubs look like and the SW scene. Walking around the block I did see a couple of cute girls standing but once talking they spoke very little English. Also my cell phone service was trash once I crossed soo my English to Spanish app was not working.

Made it back to HK and glad I did MY GOD are the girls in there hot!! I am from the Midwest and I have never seen anything like this! Where do they get all these girls from?? I walk in and sever asks if I want a table. I decline because I am trying to site see and check the place out fully. Took me a min to figure out there was an upstairs for example. After doing a couple of laps a girl named Yasmin catches my attention. It did not take long to figure out she speaks no English and again my phone service is no good. Its loud in the club soo her phone app is not working much better.

We sit and try to talk but again no English so the server comes over and ask if I want to buy her a drink. So I get her one and myself a beer. And she is giving me a little dance. I am eventually ready to find another girl but lucky she found a girl who spoke English and she was able to translate what I wanted. We go upstairs and its $30 for the room and we agreed on $100 CFS with BBBJ. Once in the room man could she ride. CG, doggy, missionary and that was all she wrote.

Once done I take another walk around the block and then I check out Chicago. It was definitely a drop of in the talent and the women were a little more aggressive in how they approached you. Stayed for maybe 10 or 15 minutes and then back to HK for round 2. I was mostly watching the girls on stage when I got back and had meet a couple of other gentlemen from out of town to conversate with. At this point its after midnight and decide its time to look for another lady. Found a girl named Victoria and she spoke English! She had an amazing ass, it was most likely fake but it still looked good. It was getting late and I was not about the talking and drink buying at this point. She had the same idea because after about 5 minutes we are heading back up to the room. Again $30 for the room and $100 for CFS with BBBJ. This was round 2 for me so I was expecting this one to take a bit longer that earlier. But she stared to bounce that ass during RCG and I needed to change positions and collect myself! Changed to missionary and I am going to pound town. She then wrapped her legs around me and started talking in Spanish and calling me PAPI. Did not last much longer after that! Got cleaned up grabbed a taxi and headed to the border. Great time you guys are lucky to have something like this soo close!

Key take aways being my first time and not knowing 100% what to expect.

First, whatever your budget is add at least $100 to it. I was getting low on cash towards the end and the atms there are a complete rip-off! Better to have more money than not enough.

Second, bring plenty of $1's. Everyone there is expecting a tip. The sever when they bring drinks you tip. Girls dancing on stage you tip. Buying a girl a drink $10 a pop. Taking a girl to the room the damn coat guy wants a tip! Leaving the room the guy cleaning the room wants a tip. Walking around looking for food or going to another club plenty of people looking for a handout or trying to sell something. All this adds up.

Finally, check what your phone service is in Mexico. I have an international plan that is supposed to work in Mexico but my service was trash. If you lucky you will meet a girl who speaks some English but not many that speak it well. My English to Spanish app was not working that well.

DJ.Bro the Mid west sucks!

[LookingX]

Be very careful using the ATMS in the Red Light District. I think I have used them twice and each time a few weeks later my Bank informed me of hacks on my ATM card. When I posted this comment on a YouTube video numerous people said it happened to them too.As a rule, you should avoid using store-front ATMs in clubs / convenience stores / hotel lobbies / etc., it's asking for trouble. Whether I'm travelling or in the US, I always find a retail bank and use their ATM.

[Yeezuss]

As a rule, you should avoid using store-front ATMs in clubs / convenience stores / hotel lobbies / etc., it's asking for trouble. Whether I'm travelling or in the US, I always find a retail bank and use their ATM.Yup I can also say too from my experience from using the ATM next door to HK. After a week or so after I left I got a fraud alert that my card had been charged but luckily I got it all back. So no more using the ATM there and from now I bring extra money for emergency just in case.

[Nick52]

First off thanks for all the helpful post on here about what to expect once in TJ! I am here for a good time not a long time!!

I described my crossing experience in my post below. For context this is my first trip to TJ and I am by myself but I know how to handle myself. It's about 9 pm and once on the other side there was a ton of taxis to choose from. I did not see the HK limo which I hear is free. Taxi ride there was $6, he first said $8 then as I walking to the next taxi he lowered his price. Once there I decide to walk around the block just to see what the other clubs look like and the SW scene. Walking around the block I did see a couple of cute girls standing but once talking they spoke very little English. Also my cell phone service was trash once I crossed soo my English to Spanish app was not working.

Made it back to HK and glad I did MY GOD are the girls in there hot!! I am from the Midwest and I have never seen anything like this! Where do they get all these girls from?? I walk in and sever asks if I want a table. I decline because I am trying to site see and check the place out fully. Took me a min to figure out there was an upstairs for example. After doing a couple of laps a girl named Yasmin catches my attention. It did not take long to figure out she speaks no English and again my phone service is no good. Its loud in the club soo her phone app is not working much better.

We sit and try to talk but again no English so the server comes over and ask if I want to buy her a drink. So I get her one and myself a beer. And she is giving me a little dance. I am eventually ready to find another girl but lucky she found a girl who spoke English and she was able to translate what I wanted. We go upstairs and its $30 for the room and we agreed on $100 CFS with BBBJ. Once in the room man could she ride. CG, doggy, missionary and that was all she wrote.

Once done I take another walk around the block and then I check out Chicago. It was definitely a drop of in the talent and the women were a little more aggressive in how they approached you. Stayed for maybe 10 or 15 minutes and then back to HK for round 2. I was mostly watching the girls on stage when I got back and had meet a couple of other gentlemen from out of town to conversate with. At this point its after midnight and decide its time to look for another lady. Found a girl named Victoria and she spoke English! She had an amazing ass, it was most likely fake but it still looked good. It was getting late and I was not about the talking and drink buying at this point. She had the same idea because after about 5 minutes we are heading back up to the room. Again $30 for the room and $100 for CFS with BBBJ. This was round 2 for me so I was expecting this one to take a bit longer that earlier. But she stared to bounce that ass during RCG and I needed to change positions and collect myself! Changed to missionary and I am going to pound town. She then wrapped her legs around me and started talking in Spanish and calling me PAPI. Did not last much longer after that! Got cleaned up grabbed a taxi and headed to the border. Great time you guys are lucky to have something like this soo close!

Key take aways being my first time and not knowing 100% what to expect.

First, whatever your budget is add at least $100 to it. I was getting low on cash towards the end and the atms there are a complete rip-off! Better to have more money than not enough.

Second, bring plenty of $1's. Everyone there is expecting a tip. The sever when they bring drinks you tip. Girls dancing on stage you tip. Buying a girl a drink $10 a pop. Taking a girl to the room the damn coat guy wants a tip! Leaving the room the guy cleaning the room wants a tip. Walking around looking for food or going to another club plenty of people looking for a handout or trying to sell something. All this adds up.

Finally, check what your phone service is in Mexico. I have an international plan that is supposed to work in Mexico but my service was trash. If you lucky you will meet a girl who speaks some English but not many that speak it well. My English to Spanish app was not working that well.

DJ.Nice report, next visit stay a couple days and try out the escort service. Make sure to stay outside the zona like ticuan

I'm from the east coast and I did a 5-day trip in Tijuana earlier this year for the first time and I also went solo. I have hobby in Europe before, so wasn't my first time hobby outside the country. But did start doing my research and extensive homework before thanksgiving of last year. My HK visit and expectation was similar to yours. Chicago and Adelina were boring and not interesting. I did bring 200 1's (wasn't planning on throwing it all in one day but throughout my trip) but only use 10 1's just from the drinks (which was a waste). I was expecting to throw 1's like we do here in the states. It was pretty much dedicated stripper money I included in my budget. Boy I was wrong. Like you said, either walk around and run up to a girl or just sit and they will come to you. I didn't throw a single 1 on stage and let's say my bank wasn't happy when I deposited over 150 dollars in 1's. But I personally wouldn't come back to Tijuana with so many 1's. My last couple of visit to HK, I just push the server away, plus those girls don't drink all of it anyway!


And check out your banks for currency exchange. My current bank in my state lets me convert money free of charge with the current rate. And when I don't use all of it, I reverse the process on my return.

[Ziqurs]

I wanted to share my experience about going to Hk, so I recently went there yesterday and I tell you that it was quite the experience. I went with my cousins and his friends and we decided to go to HK. When we entered the building I was speechless because there's was so many almost naked women in there, I couldn't hold my "excitement" in lmao. I took a jegar shot and went around with my singles and started to see the girls naked / covered in shaving cream or foam. I gave her my singles and let me touch her tits (which were hella soft and squishy) and her pussy which was shaven (obviously) and out of all the guys around she was giving me the most attention regardless of much money the other guys where Giving her. She was fucking amazing I really couldn't stop thinking about it. Since I'm like a young adult there was a lot of the girls wanting my attention, like they attempt to pull me in. One girl couldn't stop staring at me and she was making such erotic gestures to have me attention. Luckily she did caught my attention and started walking towards my table and sit on my lap and started grinding on me and talking to me. She asked if I've been here before and I told her no it's my first and she was even more interested in me, eventually she was dry humping me and asking me if I wanted a lap dance and saying that she can show me the secrets of a women's body. She was pretty and her body was very naturally beautiful and we were at the same age which was a plus for me. Unfortunately I had to leave and I gave her my number for the next time I comeback to HK. Overall it was 10/10 experience and I would definitely comeback.

[WhoreMaster 91]

I wanted to share my experience about going to Hk, so I recently went there yesterday and I tell you that it was quite the experience. I went with my cousins and his friends and we decided to go to HK. When we entered the building I was speechless because there's was so many almost naked women in there, I couldn't hold my "excitement" in lmao. I took a jegar shot and went around with my singles and started to see the girls naked / covered in shaving cream or foam. I gave her my singles and let me touch her tits (which were hella soft and squishy) and her pussy which was shaven (obviously) and out of all the guys around she was giving me the most attention regardless of much money the other guys where Giving her. She was fucking amazing I really couldn't stop thinking about it. Since I'm like a young adult there was a lot of the girls wanting my attention, like they attempt to pull me in. One girl couldn't stop staring at me and she was making such erotic gestures to have me attention. Luckily she did caught my attention and started walking towards my table and sit on my lap and started grinding on me and talking to me. She asked if I've been here before and I told her no it's my first and she was even more interested in me, eventually she was dry humping me and asking me if I wanted a lap dance and saying that she can show me the secrets of a women's body. She was pretty and her body was very naturally beautiful and we were at the same age which was a plus for me. Unfortunately I had to leave and I gave her my number for the next time I comeback to HK. Overall it was 10/10 experience and I would definitely comeback.2 bad you didn't fuck her.

[Darkness67]

As a rule, you should avoid using store-front ATMs in clubs / convenience stores / hotel lobbies / etc., it's asking for trouble. Whether I'm travelling or in the US, I always find a retail bank and use their ATM.Just came back from TJ, and found a couple decent bank ATMs that are nearby the HK.

HSBC, Segunda 129, Zona Centro, 22000 Tijuana, B. C. , Mexico.

About a block South of the giant arch. Menus in Spanish and English. Pays out in Pesos or Dollars. Appears to be closed on Saturdays, don't know about Sundays. Service fee a little over $8 on a $300 withdrawal.

Citibanamex, Av Constitució and 404, Zona Centro, 22000 Tijuana, B. C. , Mexico.

About 3 blocks South of the giant arch. Menus in Spanish and English. Pays out in Pesos only. Was open on Saturday. Service fee a little over $8 on a 6000 Peso ($300) withdrawal.

[Nothing24]

Headed to TJ last night, parked at one of the parking lots close to the last trolley station, $12 for 8 hours. Got there pretty much at 9 pm. 2 minute walk to the border, hopped on a bus for 75 cents that left me 2 blocks from the red light district for a short walk there. Did a few rounds in Hong Kong, didn't see any of my regulars and no other girls were really grabbing my attention. Passed by Adelitas and saw this girl with amazing tits but she was busy having a drink with some guy who was full on groping her. Didn't see them finishing up anytime soon so made other quick stops at Chicago club and Tropical but again didn't see much. Headed back to HK. Thought it would be busier. Had my eye on a girl who seemed like she would be a good time. The more I looked at her though, I started having second doubts. Back to Adelitas to look for big titty girl, she was still with the guy, damn. Contemplated calling it a night and going home with money in my pocket. Decided to stop by Chicago again. Still not much going on but decided to grab a drink and take a seat and see what happens. Saw these nerdy Asian guys having fun with some chicks who were seasoned pros. Next thing you know they break out some candles and start pouring hot wax all over the girls, with the girls being seemingly into it. Some black guy came up to me in amazement saying damn bro that's hot wax WTF going on here LOL. I said it be like that sometimes.

As it was approaching midnight and not much else going on started thinking about finally going home when all of a sudden a girl I recognized from a past visit with her butterfly tattoos appeared out of nowhere. Long dark hair, nice toned ass and great looking man made C cups I would say, not an ounce of fat on her. I wasn't able to talk to her last time because she was busy drinking with some guy. I made a mental note of her though because she seemed like a firecracker. When she came across my way I grabbed her and tipped her a dollar, she started rubbing her ass on my dick and placed my hands on her tits. I offered to buy her a drink and we grabbed a booth all the way at the back of the club. She starts giving me an amazing lap dance, letting me touch her all over. Eventually her bikini top came off and she stuck her titties in my mouth. I start sucking on those things like a newborn baby. She was telling me not to stop, she was getting super horny. We start DFK'ing like teenagers. She turned her back towards me and was grinding on me that way. I reached around and started feeling under her bikini bottom rubbing her pussy, full on FIV. I do a quick sniff of my fingers after and she smelled great. She stands up and starts bending over sticking her ass in my face. I couldn't help myself and I pull her bikini bottom to the side fully exposing her ass and pussy. At the angle she was at I couldn't reach her pussy like I wanted to with my mouth so I started licking her asshole and she doesn't pull away. She then turns around and starts DFK'ing me again like crazy sucking on my tongue. She asks if she can order another drink. Sure why the fuck not, let's keep this party going! Back to titty sucking and making out. She wanted me to lick her asshole again, which by the way I've only done to less than a handful of girls, but this girl was so sexy and horned up that I couldn't help but dive in. She hops back on facing me wanting me to suck her tits harder and wanted me to smack her tits too. She likes it rough. She starts sucking my fingers, taking them deep in her mouth. We make out again. This girl was horny as fuck! She then starts licking on her own titties. She tells me to lick them as well, our tongues meet at her nipples as were simultaneously licking her titties and each other's tongues at the same time! Holy shit. I mean I'm getting hard just writing about it right now!

She asked if she could order another drink (each drink for her was $9), while she was more than giving me my moneys worth, I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to bang the crap out of this girl already. I say how about we head to a room upstairs? She says ok. I asked how much she wanted and she said $90. Let's fucking go. We go upstairs and the room was $16 for 30 minutes. At this point I realized I never even got her name. She said her name is Heidi which is her real name, not the one she goes by in the club. She never gave me her working name. Once we got in the room she played some music from her playlist. Clothes came off pretty much right away. She did a quick inspection of my dick and then she straight up attacks my dick BBBJNSNQ! Holy fuck this girl was amazing. Straight porn star level with slobbering and spit like a sex crazed demon. Thankfully I had jerked off right before leaving my house otherwise I would have popped within 5 minutes. So this actually went on for A WHILE. At least 20 minutes. Full on cock worship. Teanna Trump level. Plenty of BLS and taint licking too. Thought she would rim me as well but the taint was as farthest south she went with her tongue. So at this point I think she wanted me to finish in her mouth or face because she wasn't giving me any indication that she was ready to fuck. Truthfully it was way too much fun watching her go at it. I asked if I could record her giving me head but she said no. I contemplated cumming from this amazing blowjob but still wanted to fuck her. I let her keep going a little more as it was too enjoyable and this was a top 5 blowjob I've ever gotten in my life. I was soaking every moment in. Since I knew we were getting close go the half hour for the room I told her to hop on. For a moment thought she would just climb on for BBFS but she reached for the condom, which was fine. She got on cowgirl and started riding me like crazy while we would DFK every now and then. She must have rode me for almost 10 minutes until she got tired and then she wanted doggy. I start pounding her like crazy, smacking her ass as she was screaming in pleasure. Felt like cumming but wanted to finish CIM as I knew she would be up for it. She told me to give me a minute to catch her breath. She then yanks the condom off me and starts her amazing blowjob again for a BBBJCIM finish. She starts begging for my cum while smothering her face all over with my cock. Starts slapping her face with it. Goes back in for some DT and when I told her I was about to bust she took it all in like the champ she is. What a great session. This girl is a gem. I haven't even paid her at this point. She asks if I mind if she took a quick shower I say not at all. We were well above our 30 minute allowed time. Had to be at least around 45. Usually you get the knock around the 25 minute mark from the outside from the cleaning crew. I start thinking if she even remembers about the payment, maybe she's too lit to remember if I paid or not. I could have actually left while she was in the shower if I wanted to. But while she was in there I got the money out. Ended up giving her a $10 tip for amazing service for $100 total for her, 16 for the room as previously mentioned. A great fucking deal I would say. Needless to say I will be repeating! I asked what time she got off and she said she was actually already supposed to be off about an hour ago but since we hit it off she decided to stick around. Maybe that's why we didn't get the knock at 30 minutes, because she technically off the clock? Who knows. I looked at my watch and it was now 1:20 am. I ran into this girl a little past midnight so all in all, spent almost an hour and half with her between the drinks and the sex. Grabbed a taxi cab for a $5 ride to the border. No wait in line and a quick walk back to my car.

[RonJimmy]

Ikik Lots noob questions incoming. Will be reading thru the pages when I get a chance.

Going to be in Southern Cali this weekend till Tues. I have time so thinking of making a quick visit sun or Monday. Don't plan on spending the night, maybe half a day enough for a few pops. Never been to tj / Mexico and don't speak Spanish.

Best place to exchange pesos? Do places like HK also accept dollars? Best / most convenient method to cross the border?

I will be driving but see lots of people leave their car in the US.

[Buster Hymen]

Vancouver is thriving as ever, but street walkers are next to zero. Not true, was just there not too long ago. They are still there, but you need to be somewhat desperate to pick them up.

[Buster Hymen]

Ikik Lots noob questions incoming. Will be reading thru the pages when I get a chance.

Going to be in Southern Cali this weekend till Tues. I have time so thinking of making a quick visit sun or Monday. Don't plan on spending the night, maybe half a day enough for a few pops. Never been to tj / Mexico and don't speak Spanish.

Best place to exchange pesos? Do places like HK also accept dollars? Best / most convenient method to cross the border?

I will be driving but see lots of people leave their car in the US.Tips:

- RTFF completely.

- go to the sister site International Sex Guide (accessible via Front Page) and RTFF.

- Whatever you do, never drive into Mexico!

- Either park near the border, or use the park and ride lot in Chula Vista and ride trolley to the end. Cross border at the pedestrian crossing.

- Don't fuck with pesos. Dollars are accepted everywhere.

- You don't need any Spanish. All girls understand Fucky and sucky.

- As a first timer with no experience and no Spanish, you will overpay and likely get ripped off.

- If you use a paper passport, please recognize the Mexicans may stamp it. (Might have some splain to do back home).

- On your way back, if you have Global Entry, use the Sentri lane and breeze thru in minutes. If not, you might be lucky and wait a few minutes, or hours if you aren't.

- Newbies should never go at night.

- As soon as you pass thru the Mexican border, there will be taxis hitting you up. Take one, tell them you want to go to either Hong Kong bar, Adelitas, or Chicago bar.

- If you knew what you were doing, you would pay 5 bucks for cab ride. You don't, so they will charge you 8 to 10 bucks. Or you could start off right and say cinco dolares? And if they accept, cool. And if the one hassling you doesn't, tell him to fuck off and find one that will. (but be prepared for them to hit you up for propina).

- If you want to fuck a street girl, learn to ask see ouánto es fucky, and how to understand the "tens" in Spanish (veinte, treinta, cuarenta, cincuenta) RTFF for how much you should pay.

- The bar girls will overcharge a newbie. The meseros will rip you off. RTFF.

- When you are ready to go back, take a taxi outside one of the three bars I described. Should be 5 bucks, you will get ripped off.

[Captain Solo]

A quick visit for a noob, it's not worth the hassle driving over and getting lost. Park free at the Park and Ride lot next to the trolley stop off fwy 6 exit Palm Ave and ride the trolley down to the border. Otherwise parking is $18 for 8 hours behind the jack in Box. Take UBER or $5 taxi ride to Hong Kong.

Street girls will charge $25 or 500 pesos for half hour sex fully nude, sexo sin ropa, add $5 for CBJ.

Hong Kong has the hottest girls 24/7. They will ask $100 but depending on the hour and how busy the club is, many will take $80 plus $30 for half hour room in hotel Cascada. It's a good idea to walk the club, pick out four hot girl, buy her a $10 beer (don't let them order $50 tequila shots or champagne) + 1 tip for mesero. Try to kiss her and feel her up to figure out how frisky she would be in bed. If she's not cooperating, find another girl quick.

I just bagged Adrrianna AKA Bobby in HK in the pics. She was nice, clean beautiful like a movie star and so much fun. We were deep FKing in the club and wetnwild in bed. She was sexually exploiting me in be like a sex slave hehe. Man, I had a very hot session with that beautiful and sexy girl.

Just be aware, don't get falling down drunk on the street, don't buy / sell drngs, don't piss off the cartels. You should have no problem.


Ikik Lots noob questions incoming. Will be reading thru the pages when I get a chance.

Going to be in Southern Cali this weekend till Tues. I have time so thinking of making a quick visit sun or Monday. Don't plan on spending the night, maybe half a day enough for a few pops. Never been to tj / Mexico and don't speak Spanish.

Best place to exchange pesos? Do places like HK also accept dollars? Best / most convenient method to cross the border?

I will be driving but see lots of people leave their car in the US.

[ElmersGoo]

Reiteration-Do not drive Noob!

Buster is so on point. Waiting in the non-sentry line with a car no matter the time of day will be hours, Sunday is the worst. And good luck finding the sentry line as a first timer, no Spanish reading abilities. If you do drive into TJ, please record it to video so we can all laugh at your adventure.


Tips:

- RTFF completely.

- go to the sister site International Sex Guide (accessible via Front Page) and RTFF.

- Whatever you do, never drive into Mexico!

- Either park near the border, or use the park and ride lot in Chula Vista and ride trolley to the end. Cross border at the pedestrian crossing.

- Don't fuck with pesos. Dollars are accepted everywhere.

- You don't need any Spanish. All girls understand Fucky and sucky.

- As a first timer with no experience and no Spanish, you will overpay and likely get ripped off.

- If you use a paper passport, please recognize the Mexicans may stamp it. (Might have some splain to do back home)..

[RoadRunner123]

Anyone try any spas at TJ? I was thinking of checking out serenity that is right next to HK. Any info on typical $ is appreciated?

[Nothing24]

I got word one of my ATF's would be back at HK this week so made plans for a Friday afternoon trip since she mainly works during the day. She had taken off back home for the summer but it ended up being an extended trip as she had family issues to deal with. Got to the club around 3 pm and there was a lot more hot chicks than usual for this time of day. This is one of the best times of the year to visit TJ as a lot of girls are wanting to make money for the holiday season. Things start slowing down about a week or two before Christmas as a lot of them head back to their hometowns for Christmas and New Years.

Ran into my girl not long after arriving. Had some drinks as we talked about what's been going on in our lives since the last time we saw each other. We were off in a corner booth cuddling and kissing the entire time. After some drinks went upstairs to the hotel for a great session, full on GFE / BBFSCIP. Wanted me to return to see her asap. Told her I might swing by Sunday, but I also want to see a girl from the Chicago club I wrote about on here who I met on Halloween that ended up being a PSE. Decisions, decisions.

[PoonTangJohnny]

I got word one of my ATF's would be back at HK this week so made plans for a Friday afternoon trip since she mainly works during the day. She had taken off back home for the summer but it ended up being an extended trip as she had family issues to deal with. Got to the club around 3 pm and there was a lot more hot chicks than usual for this time of day. This is one of the best times of the year to visit TJ as a lot of girls are wanting to make money for the holiday season. Things start slowing down about a week or two before Christmas as a lot of them head back to their hometowns for Christmas and New Years.

Ran into my girl not long after arriving. Had some drinks as we talked about what's been going on in our lives since the last time we saw each other. We were off in a corner booth cuddling and kissing the entire time. After some drinks went upstairs to the hotel for a great session, full on GFE / BBFSCIP. Wanted me to return to see her asap. Told her I might swing by Sunday, but I also want to see a girl from the Chicago club I wrote about on here who I met on Halloween that ended up being a PSE. Decisions, decisions.Thank you so much, for taking the time and sharing your absolutely fantasy hot experiences you've been having down in TJ.

That Halloween Chicago Club girl story, has been in the back of my mind since you posted it, and will probably be the inspiration to make me to take an adventure and cross the border in the very near future!

[Problems]

For L'Enfant Sauvage.

Once again it's been a while. Despite numerous requests from my fine amigos for reports on the few trips I've made since my last post; I've neglected to do so. Not only for the reasons I've stated prior, but also because frankly I'm tired of the sound of my own voice. I'm in the transit industry in Las Vegas, but my job detail is communications. When not doing reports or other documentation, I literally get paid primarily to talk all day every day. It gets old. Really. As a point of fact, I'm making a lateral move within my company after the first of the year to get away from that job function. I'm doing this trip report as a personal favor for my brother from another mother whom we'll heretofore refer to as "Los Padres" who sacrificed and made time for me on both my October trips despite serious obstacles. So, either thank him or scold him depending on how you feel about me and / or my reports. Love you bro, no homo (not that there's anything wrong with that). I'm going to to my best on this one even though it's been a week since I arrived in San Diego from Vegas, and also despite the fact that I brought back a nasty bug this time (feels like cold / flu) and am still feeling completely bricked. I knew I was fucked when I boarded for the flight to San Diego because it seemed everyone was coughing and / or sneezing. I remember telling my buddy "fuck, I wish I had brought my mask". The big brain struck once again, and I didn't think to ask the crew for one. So. I just put on some Obituary (will be seeing them here in Vegas in a week with Amon Amarth and Cattle Decapitation) and I'm going to try to bang these out. I was there 3 days, plan on me uploading three trip reports.

So what have I been doing since my last report? I came down to TJ in early June to meet up with a TJ Amigo from NorCal (whom I always seem to miss by a week or less on every trip. No bullshit). Fortunately, others stopped by as well, and I got to hang with a few old amigos and a new amigo I met at Tropical. You know who you are. I returned again in late July for my birthday. That was a solo trip and let's face it, those are never as fun as meeting up with fellow degenerate perverts. I also made another epic road trip with my dear amigo "Rockstar" from Vegas as a touch and go in TJ before seeing Meshuggah at the Hollywood Palladium in early October (see my May trip reports for more on the Rockstar). There was a full moon the night of the Meshuggah show that trip as well; I swear I am not making that up.

Time for some background on this trip. I've been rooming with a good friend since March when we were sharing a house with 2 other dudes. Coincidentally enough, the property is owned by a mutual friend that I work with. And who was mentioned in my report from May regarding a trip in February. After some drama in the dwelling, our mutual friend and landlord decided to take advantage of the housing market here in Vegas and sell the house. So my boy and I grabbed a 2 bedroom a few blocks away. Like me, my boy is a filthy sinning near-animal and also enjoys tricking for pussy. He's been listening to good-time stories about TJ from both me and our mutual friend for a while now. When I returned from my road trip in May and was giving him a rundown of the adventure, he confided in me that he would start saving for a trip in late October to celebrate his birthday on Dia de los Muertos. I advised he might want to go the week prior as that is the traditional time that HK and Tropical have their respective Halloween parties, but he was set on going the Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday after. As those were his natural days off work, and closer to his cumpleanos. He was of the opinion that the Zona would be off the chain because Mexicans take the day of the dead seriously. Coincidentally enough those are my days off as well, so it was a lock. I did make sure to whet his appetite and to build the anticipation as much as possible with highlights from my trips this summer. Like the Rockstar from my trip in May, my boy did not have a current passport so he started the process in July if I remember correctly. He still hasn't received his book as of the time of this writing, but followed my advice and paid for the card / I'd and that one DID come about a month ago, so we were all set.

So, for a little on my boy. My buddy / roomie is Puerto Rican / Black and grew up in The Burroughs of New York. He was raised in a bilingual household, so speaks Espanol fluently (he actually helps me with my studies). I've told him on several occasions that he was going to be fishing with dynamite down there, and how jealous I am of his fluency. Frankly speaking (and at the risk of sounding immodest), I can't begin to imagine the kind of damage I could potentially do in Tijuana if I spoke Spanish well. I suppose I am not alone here, and this thought has ocurred to every last gringo punter that has spent more than an hour in the Zona. He's also a natural hustler currently working 3 jobs, one of which is at our very own Hustler Club here in Vegas. He's worked night clubs and strip clubs his whole adult life. He claims to have been in TJ in the 90's, but I am dubious (though have never called him on it) and even if he isn't talking shit, surely the TJ of today does not compare to what he would have seen in the 90's, right? In any event, I'd been relishing a great amount of secret joy knowing that he was destined to get knocked on his fucking ass and absolutely steamrolled down there. This would primarily be due to me having suffered through his know-it-all attitude and incredulous expressions each and every time I would try to explain to him that he was going to have to see the Zona (and Hong Kong Club in particular) to believe it. There were many times leading up to our trip that he would mention that he wanted to try to fit in a visit to Deja-Vu Tijuana while we were there (because it's a sister club to Hustler here in Vegas and he could get us hooked up) and I would resist the urge to roll my eyes, instead telling him that I was down to do whatever he wanted, it was to be about him.

Fast forward to a week prior to departure. As I was gearing up for another Two-A-Day at the gym in yet another vain attempt at getting my sorry ass ready for the insanity that is La Zona Norte, and I stopped out on the patio (smoking section) to give my amigo fair warning before walking out the door. "Yo playboy, you've got SEVEN days. If I were you I'd get my happy ass to the gym and start doing push-ups, sit-ups, and working that cardio (see rule #1). Those putas aren't like these ratchets here in Vegas; they DON'T PLAY. You're going to get rekt either way, but if you start today you can negate some of the damage. You go down there like you are right now, and you're going to get MURDERED. " Despite gentle encouragement for several weeks leading up to this one, my advice had fallen on deaf ears. "I'm not trying to nag you or hurt your feelings here my man, I'm your friend, and I'm tryna look out. " He just smiled at me and went back to watching Netflix in his room. I licked my lips, his impending destruction was going to be absolutely delicious. A few days before we left my boy rolled up on me to show me all the ones he'd been saving from his tips at the club. If I remember correctly, he had 140 or 160 on him. I thought to myself "how adorable, he still thinks we are going to a strip club". I told him he didn't need nearly that many as we would be breaking 20's for drinks / food / etc and reminded him once again that we were going to brothels not strip clubs per se. I offered to buy 40 off him as to take some of the "bulge" off his stack.

As luck would have it, I had to suffer through a schedule adustment and report early in addition to working a two-person post solo the day prior to our departure to cover for one of my co-worker's PTO. Like a kid the night before Christmas, I had been unable to sleep well and jumped out of bed early Sunday morning despite being destroyed after finishing my shift Saturday. I hit the gym one last time without any caffeine (I had planned on sleeping on the plane, trolley, and at Cascadas after check in). My boy had to work his normal Job 2 Saturday graveyard shift as well, so when we boarded Sunday Morning we were both already on fumes. My boy was super hyped though. I didn't get a word in on the way to Harry Reid, and the poor girl sitting in my window seat (the joke was on her, as I prefer the aisle) had her ear talked off for 48 minutes while I dozed on and off during the flight. A fitting punishment for taking my seat without having the decency to ask first or even acknowledge. Female entitlement, what is it and how does it work? While we were on the 992 to America Plaza my boy told me that he had abandoned his plan to sleep from 1500 - 2000 once we checked into our rooms at Cascadas, and was going for it. It was then that I decided I'd have some coffee with my sandwich at the little bagel place across the street from where you catch the Blue Line. Fuck it, let's fire the afterburners on day one, life is short. Once again, I reminded myself that I can rest when I'm dead. It actually worked out well. I text "Los Padres" from the bagel shop and he said he was aiming for 1500-1600 for our meet up.

Once we crossed (dude just waived us through) we waited at the HK shuttle area for about 15 minutes before deciding to break out and just grabed a cab for $6. It was Sunday early afternoon and the smart bet was that the Zona shuttle was doing drop-offs only. Naturally, it was too early yet to check in, so we grabbed my boy a VIP card, checked our mochillas with security, and took a walk about after getting our free VIP drink receipts at the gift shop. I stopped him just in the nick of time before he spoiled the trip by walking into HK right then and there. "No, no no no. Not yet playboy". I walked him around the block while we appraised the paradita talent on display (it was light). There was no shortage of camel-toe on display through the yoga pants on the chicas on the west side of the street as you climb the hill, and one BANGER in particular. Her cuntmeat was definitely calling my name. In other news, my buddy grabbed a pair of shades from a street vender near the Arch for $7 American I think, and we continued past the Arch so that he could register it as a landmark as needed. We also ventured down to my favorite Farmacia across from the Wax Museum as he had confided in me that he was finally ready to dip his toe into the wonderful waters of vitamin V. I still had some 50's on me from my last trip earlier in the month, so I told my Amigo I'd hook him up for today and that we'd return tomorrow after grabbing a Cubano and some cafe up the street.

We did have some difficulty getting sorted after check in. Firstly, despite a generous tip, the guy at reception did not honor my request for rooms in the back adjoining the carpeted hallways. That's twice in a row now, at least they didn't stick me on the 3rd floor this time. Why am I buying this VIP card again? Also, it seemed that one of HK's finest putas tried to flush a tampon or a host of them down the john in my room the night / morning before. There was the unrolled remainder of one still floating in the bowl when I checked the plumbing. Naturally we both had to shit our legs off after we checked in. Fortunately for me (or the maintenance guy rather) I waited to unleash until after I tested the toilet. The first staff guy I approached assured me he would help, then disappeared. I had to go back down to registration to find someone that gave half a shit. So here I am suffering and trying not to dance while Frick and Frack were attempting to clear the plumbing to no avail. It can never be easy. That added another ninety minutes to our start while I was getting my room changed, washing the travel grime off myself, and finally getting to relieve myself. I usually pick Cascadas so that I can drag the paraditas in if they're willing, and because I have a stalker at Tropical / Rizo. Since I require running water in my room, Jalios and the dump above Adelita's are not an option. This will be my last stay at Cascadas however, I'm really tired of their bullshit (more on this later). I mean seriously, can I at least get one washrag? I'll take my chances across the street. If and when I return to the Zona.

I keep "Los Padres" abreast of the developments via text as the plot unfolds. He's telling me it's going to be closer to 1600 for him anyway, so no harm no foul. I let him know we are going across the street next to OXXO to grab a few liters of cheap bottled water for our stay (rule #2 - hydration), then we are headed to Azul and asked him if he could meet us there. He tells me that he's at the border changing out some currency and that he'll see us soon. Now, I had been talking up the cuisine in TJ for a while, and had been excited to see my buddy's take as he had graduated culinary school, studied abroad, and worked in various high profile kitchens before I met him. We took a table in the back of the balcony at Azul and we chopped it up over a cafe while we watched the happenings in the alley great and small while waiting on the Wild Child. My boy caught on right away and was giving a play-by-play of his astute observations of the street hustle. I wasn't surprised at all. Not long after we got started "Los Padres" joined us. Introductions were made, and he informed us he would only be able to stay a few hours. My boy and I both ordered the Ribeye (as I've probably mentioned before, I love to pair red meat with pussy and I wanted to get a head start this trip), "Los Padres" passed on grub for reasons known only to him. We all shot the shit while I wolfed down one of the thickest steaks I've ever eaten. So that we could get on with the show. I asked birthday boy what he thought of the food at Azul. Oddly enough, he seemed really impressed. I noticed he didn't leave much on his plate, and it was a HUGE serving.

We now pause this report for station identification. I have reached the end of the Obituary playlist, and am now switching to Amon Amarth.

Back to the show, we did Tropical, Chicago, and Adelitas first. I think it was in that order, but I'm not positive. I distinctly remember being in the Alley at some point, but it seems like it was between Chicago and Adelita's. I remember my buddy getting ready to jay-walk and step out in front of a car, and reminding him to be careful letting him know that he didn't want to draw any attention to himself and / or to give "the man" any reason to hassle him down here. We might have even stopped in La Carreta and / or Gold Palace. Truthfully, the little clubs all look the same to me, I haven't spent much time in them overall. I don't remember much going on in Tropical, but my buddy found a Chica in a white dress or she him. We were sitting at a table / booth near the newest entrance on the west side of the front bar. My TJ Amigo "Los Padres" (being cursed with that charm and animal magnetism like he is) was under constant pressure from those thirsty putas. They swooped on him like a seasoned squadron. He was bobbing and weaving like a prime Ali if I remember correctly. I'm wiping away a tear as I write this. My buddy wisely listened to our advise not to pull the trigger until we went to HK and told the girl in the white dress that he'd be back after asking her when she ended her shift. I don't think a single ficha was bought, but I wasn't paying super close attention. I had my head on a swivel. Despite la lunatica traditionally being off on Sundays and Mondays, I wasn't going to get caught lackin.

We went into Chicago after my boy and Los Padres took a shot at the door of the finest Tequila Mexico has to offer. The first thing I remember is running into mesera Alejandra and he chubby braided mesera friend Wednesday Adams near the front bar. I think she was dressed as the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland that day. She was still giving me shit (in a nice way) for blowing her off when I had been down earlier in October. That particular trip she told me that "I can accompany you" as soon as she seated the "Rockstar" and I that first day. If I'm not mistaken "Los Padres" was in the mix. I was going to bang her at the time as a bucket list thing, and hooked her up with a ficha the second day I was in there, but our negotiations fell through when we were doing the ficha thing. I ended up stumbling ass-backwards into a legit wildcat at Tropical that first night (when Alejandra propositioned me) instead, so it was a major win. I remember getting a good chuckle the day after I returned from L. A. And one of the punters on a different board put in the chat feed that he had just sessioned with mesera Alejandra from CC, and that the service was good. Bravo amigo, you'll have to tell me the story over a cerveza sometime. Anyway, we spent most of our time relaxing and watching the girls on the poles. I don't remember anyone trying to run game on Los Padres, but a familiar MILF had convinced the birthday boy to buy her a ficha. I had slung that particular hardbody onto "The Rockstar's" lap back in May, and he had reported she was his best of that trip by far. I had run into her again earlier in October. She is calling herself "Jennifer" or at least was that day, but my negotiations with her fell through as well. Even though she was wearing those god-damned fishnets again, I thought to myself that I might come back for her later if I don't find anything else. Maybe negotiations would go more smoothly this time. Before we left, my buddy-roomie threw a Chica spinner at me wearing crazy-eye ice blue contacts with pink dyed hair dressed as Captain America. Wasn't a fan of her contacts or hair (sorry I was too tired to feel festive) - or her tit job for that matter, but her abs, ass, and legs were CRAZY. Her face was not chicken liver either. She was calling herself "Julia". She speaks good English, so communication was smooth and easy. I let her know that I was staying at Cascadas, and asked her if she'd be willing to see me OTC. She said yes, and text my number. I locked her in, and told her she'd see me again. I made a mental note before we departed. While we were making our way to the door, Los Padres notices that the birthday boy is toting his cerveza. "Hey man, you can't take that out of here". Good looking out amigo. My boy finished it before we got to the door.

Next up was Adelita's. There were some lookers there to be sure, but as is often the case they were all pretty thick and there was no shortage of tragic fake assess milling about. Why the fuck? Why do the girls do this shit? Can they not see how bad that plastic looks on the others? I spent most of my time leaning against a bar stool on the east side of the club while two hefty chicas were trying to enspell the gents with their latina sorcery at a table next to the bar. A girl with one of the most beautiful faces I've ever laid eyes on pulled up on the stool next to me. Subtle. God I love * Not long after, she realized that I was determined to ignore her and she made her move. I tipped her a $1 propina after she showed me her pussy (what a specimen) and I let her grind on me a little. If it wasn't for her rekt psuedo-ass, I might have pulled the trigger. She even had that super soft skin that tickles my primary fetish. I just didn't need all that extra. And it was still early. Our special guest The Wild Child informs us that he just has time for a quick drink in Hong Kong, then has to bounce. The boys shed their girls, I think Los Padres had a particularly hard time shaking his. That curse! How he suffers.

Batter Up! It's finally time. I didn't know really what to expect. It had ocurred to me that maybe I was jaded, and sleeping on my buddy. Maybe he was a seasoned as he claimed and wouldn't be fazed by the spectacle that is Hong Kong. Or maybe I would be correct after all and he would short circuit as most do their first time. There was only one way to find out. In we go. We went to the bar and turned in our coupons. I think we had two rounds, but I am not positive. I know I only had a single shot, then went back to water. We milled about as my buddy tried to take it all in. To his credit he didn't short circuit. I looking back, I think he was buffered by fatigue. I know I was. More on that later. I saw several priors including the tall athletic bombshell Yudi de Veracruz on the main stage by the stairs. I had spent time with her on my birthday, and again earlier in October. The birthday boy noticed her as well with pronounced exuberance. "Yeah, that's the tall gorgeous mulatto girl I was telling you about". She looks better in person, no? I had previously shown him a blurry selfie from my potato phone taken from the table in Hong Kong that night in July. Not long after, my buddy spotted a complete knockout with long wavy auburn hair, blood red lipstick and what can only be described as a jaw-dropping face by the adjoining ramp to Las Chavelas. In a word she was flawless. I don't know if she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in Hong Kong, but she was definitely in the top 3. Los Padres, can I get a witness? I was proud of the birthday boy's zero fucks given attitude on approach, but I knew she was going to be a hard sell. A trophy man's trophy. To be sure. I was watching the whole negotiation with interest, and it didn't appear to be going well. This girl knew her worth. You'd be hard pressed to touch a girl like that in Vegas for under $5 K. No hyperbole. After his recon, he advised us she wanted 2 bills for 30 minutes, and although promised besos in the room, refused to kiss him in the bar. He wisely followed my coaching prior to our trip. I advised him that if a chica won't kiss him in the bar like he's her long lost love, to pass no matter how bad he wants her. I think he dodged disappointment there. He did much better than I would have my first time, that much is certain. I don't remember seeing her again the rest of the trip oddly enough. Maybe Tom Brady flew her to Paris, who knows? We made our way around and ended up finally near the soapy stage in the back. My buddy was taking in the dildo show when he spotted something he liked by the stairs. While he was shooting his shot, "Los Padres" let me know that it was time for him to break out. I thanked him for making time, and told him how glad I was that we were able to share another afternoon together in the promised land. He said his goodbyes to the birthday boy and disappeared into the crowd. My buddy told me he was going arriba with his new best friend. I wished him luck, told him you never forget your first HK chica, and let him know I was headed back to Chicago for a second try with the MILF. I told him to message me when he finished up and we'd meet up for a bite at Sushi One or whatever. I went back up to my room at Cascadas to grab punting funds (I only ever have on me what I'm going to need for drinks / food when in TJ), a condom, and my bluetooth speaker. I brought no shortage of devil music with me this trip. A man needs inspiration after all.

Once I was back at Chicago, I quickly spotted the MILF. She was back by the hot tubs in front of the far end of the bar. As I was making my way back, I noticed that she and a masero were trying to help a chica that looked to have fallen out. I can feel the Architect mixed up in this somehow as they both carry her to the back with the help of one more masero. I pull up next to the bar and wait patiently. I'm thinking that it's just not in the code as she finally comes back out. I can't remember if she saw me or I waved her over, but soon enough we found ourselves in negotiations. When she said she needed a bill, I told her that since I had to buy the room, the best I could do was $80. She wouldn't budge. First she tried to tell me that management had told the girls that they'd be fined if they took less than $100. I laughed and typed on google translate "That's odd, I've taken a bunch of girls up from here for $80. " She comes back with "We just had the meeting this week. " This * right here. God, I love * I just smiled and typed "I understand". It truth, I really don't find her that attractive. I was just going off the glowing review from my buddy "The Rockstar" back in May. Whatever. Almost immediately after she walks off I turn around towards the front of the club thinking I'm headed back to Hong Kong, and who is walking up to me in all her glory but "Captain America" herself. I hadn't seen her when I walked in, perhaps she was upstairs getting smashed while I was getting the run around from "Jennifer". I was pretty horny at this point, so I didn't waste much time. Oddly enough, "Julia" must have missed the meeting with management, because she jumped at $80. On the way to the room she told me she is from Venezuela, and told me her real name. I told her I've met a few REALLY nice Venezuelans at the various "Las Casitas" in Vegas, that I'm a big fan of her countrywomen. I was starting to get excited, I knew this was going to be a really good one. I put on some Behemoth (it was Sunday after all) and we were off to the races. Let me tell you something. That little puta is a rockstar. One of the best arribas I've had in Tijuana, and I insisted on a cover for everything. That is really saying something. That little demon should be making porn, no bullshit. I couldn't tell if I was fucking her, or she was fucking me. It was THAT good. I was trying to wash her lipstick out of my beard before I got dressed but quickly realized I was going to need shampoo. She asked me to walk her back down. I tipped her $20 before we exited the room thinking to myself how thankful I was that the MILF tried to hustle me. I silently thanked the Architect and made an upside-down sign of the cross as we descended the stairs together.

While walking back to Cascadas to get water, I text my boy to let him know what I'm up to. He text back that he "destroyed" his chica, and that she was "in love". I'm guessing they are back down in the bar and she is ficha fucking him. I text him that I am washing the lipstick out of my beard and that Captain America and I fucked the dogshit out of each other. I fucked Captain America in Tijuana Mexico. There I said it. Shouldn't there be style points in there somewhere? I text him that I need to drop the kids off at the pool because that steak ran right through me, and that I'll be down in a second. He texts back that they are in Hong Kong in the room with the Spanish music. I chuckle and tell him that that is a bar: Las Chevelas. I tell him I'll be down in a few. Before I finish my business in my room, he texts that he is coming to his room for some more agua. We had both worked up an appetite by this point so we agreed on Sushi One.

As soon as we walk in and sit down, my boy notices that none other than the maseras two. Alejandra and her chubby braided friend Wednesday Adams are along the back wall enjoing their order. He spoke to them in Spanish for a bit while I nodded and waived. My boy was disappointed at the offerings (he is a Sushi afficionado) but finally settled on something. I think I got a dragon or eel roll, I can't remember to be honest. I was satisfied, as always. My buddy recounts his adventure with his first Hong Kong pull. He is very proud of himself and his half black heritage reveling in the fact that she just couldn't handle his size. She tapped out early and told him she was done for the night. I resisted the temptation to inform him that she was probably sore from being run through Friday and Saturday night, and let him enjoy the fantasy. That's why we come here isn't it? To live like kings in blissful delusion, however brief. Regarding the viagra, he informs me that he is now a BELIEVER. "I've been trying to tell you" was all I said. I thanked him again for bringing Captain America to my attention, as she wouldn't have been my first pick. I also detail the bullshit hustle the MILF tried to put on me. Almost as if on cue (Architect, I'm looking at you), whom walks by and waves to us outside the window but the Chicago MILF calling herself Jennifer. My buddy called her in, and fed her a slice of his roll off his chopsticks. I was silently praying to Lucifer that she'd choke on it. She disappears, we finish up and decide to make some more rounds. The birthday boy wants to check back at Tropical for the chica in the white dress, and I want to go back into Adelitas hoping to spot my Esposa Cubana from the May trip calling herself "Tsunami". She would make the perfect gift for the birthday boy.

We killed a round or two at Tropical, but it was a bust. I can't remember if the girl in the white was hemmed up, or we didn't see her, but my buddy whiffed. I did run into a busty chica with remarkable naturals that I had briefly spoken to earlier in October. She asked if I remembered her and gave me a hug. I told her I did, but I couldn't tell you her name. She asked if I wanted company, and I told her I had been cheating on her with Captain America. I'm a gentleman like that. She was not particularly amused, though my room-mate was dead on the spot. I told her I'd look for her tomorrow, and I meant it. Those tits! And I'm not even a tit guy. I wasn't able to hang for long, and told my buddy as much. It is just so fucking stupid loud in there most days / nights. They need to give that PA a fucking rest already. Also, this shit with the girls pan-handling after they dance. Make no mistake, that's what it is. Look girl, with all respect. If I wanted to tip you, you'd know because I'd put it in your g-string while you dance or rain it on the stage. Really.

We found our way back to Adelitas. Oddly, the talent had been better in the afternoon. Most everybody was already locked down making ficha money for the bar. We did another couple of rounds before making our way to the door. On our way out, my buddy noticed a thick milfy type with scarlet red lipstick matching her outfit and long thin bleached blond loose curls at the bar. He talked to her a bit and was seriously considering but didn't want to get a short time. They exchanged numbers for a potential OTC cita. I told him I wanted to walk around and check the paraditas, so we did. The talent had improved since the afternoon which was expected, but nothing spectacular. We eventually made our way into La Carreta and Gold Palace.

La Carreta was empty except for a few wildebeests, and I couldn't GTFO fast enough. Sometimes when you walk into a place in TJ you feel like you just walked into the beginning of a horror movie, you can't put your finger on it, but everyone's eyes just don't look right. This was most definitely one of those times. Maybe it was the costumes and my fatigue. Who knows. Back in the Alley we found a tongue-in-cheek group dressed like El Papa de Diablo and maybe Satanic Cardinals. There are Cardinals at the Vatican, right? I was raised Catholic, I should know this. I got a few picks of the birthday boy with the unholy clergy. Surprisingly Gold Palace had some nice talent (I got super lucky there early October, but that is a story for another time). Now, I'm not talking Hong Kong stock, but the chicas easily could have worked Tropical or Adelita's. I truly felt like chum in the water. I guess I made a mistake before entering when I cheekily asked the male host out front if they had beautiful girls, and if they were horny. I guess he took me seriously, because he was rounding them all up. Gulp. You might be a smart-ass if. Anyway, there was one sitting with what appeared to be her amiga at a front table by the bar just eye-fucking the shit out of me. Her eyes were easily as crazy as my lunatic stalker's from Tropical and her face was unconventionally beautiful. Her stare was a direct challenge, and I responded in the only way I know how. By scooping her and picking her up over my head. Fucking fishnet, god damnit! Why fishnet? She played along like we were a pair of ice skaters mid routine. I set her back down slowly with as much grace as I could muster as she gave me a sultry smile that looked sincere. Despite the fishnet, I'm feeling her in a big way and wondering if I've got another in me this night. I ask her her name, she is calling herself "Zafiro" of all things. I ask her if she can go to Cascadas (with my buddy translating) and she tells me "only off the clock" more or less while she strokes my meat puppet through my trouserpants. I give her my number and lock her in, I tell her I'll reach out tomorrow.

My boy and I dip and agree to hit HK one more time. The crowd has picked up from earlier, but they still only have the one side open. All the levels upstairs were open though if I remember correctly. Maybe I was just tired, or all the hotties were locked down (I never really look at the tables when prowling in there) but it seemed like the talent had been better in the afternoon. We were in there maybe 30 minutes and then called it. We were both completely busted at this point, and my buddy had been drinking quite a bit (like me, he does not drink often). I had only had that one shot of Don Julio with him and my TJ amigo Los Padres, but was ready for bed all the same. We agree to reach out in the AM and found our way back to our rooms.

Day 1 was in the books.

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Thank you so much, for taking the time and sharing your absolutely fantasy hot experiences you've been having down in TJ.

That Halloween Chicago Club girl story, has been in the back of my mind since you posted it, and will probably be the inspiration to make me to take an adventure and cross the border in the very near future!Yes sir! Plenty of fun times to be had in TJ if you can find the time to make your way down there. You know I had to go back for Round 2 with the Halloween hottie! As much as I wanted to see my GFE HK girl again, I couldn't pass up one last PSE session before this Chicago chick heads back to her hometown for the rest of the month. She promises she'll be back on December 1. Got the the club around 10 pm last night. Unfortunately she was busy having drinks with a client so I had to decide to either wait or go visit Hong Kong / Adelitas / Tropical. Figured I would grab a seat and enjoy a drink for a while, sometimes it's fun to scope out the scene and do some monger scouting. Saw a girl who used to work at Adelitas, wrote about a pretty great session I had with her on October 17. She came over asking if I remembered her. Said of course, she sat on my my lap and started giving me little kisses asking if I wanted to fuck her again. She was looking amazing wearing the tiniest string bikini imaginable. While she's definitely worth taking for another spin, I of course was waiting on the other girl. I had to tell her maybe next time and tipped her a couple bucks. I was sitting by the giant jacuzzi they have set up towards the back. There was a pretty hot chick in there completely nude doing a little show. Once she got a little crowd going she busted out a 10 inch dildo and started sucking on it. A couple guys who kept tipping her got to handle the dildo and start fucking her with it. She bent over in front of their faces as they worked the dildo from the back. Some other girl even got in on the action and started working the dildo as well. At least I was being entertained while I was waiting. After the girl was done entertaining I saw a stunningly beautiful girl come around. Very young, certainly no more than 18-19 years old straight out of barely legal magazine, the Latina version. As a point of reference she immediately reminded me of this girl I follow on IG, but even younger. Only difference is this IG girl has D cups and the girl in Chicago's boobs are just a notch lower, but still a full C cup and all natural to boot!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgSUJxMPvVa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

I had never seen this girl before, she certainly has to be spanking new on the scene. My eyes were popping out of my head. Thankfully she stood near me so I could study every inch of hers. She was wearing a nice red string bikini. The body was so ripe! I start thinking fuck this other girl I'm waiting on, I need to take this one! But the thing is for as beautiful as this new girl is, new means she is more than likely to not be a top tier provider yet. In other words, forget about anything near a GFE session. Would probably be a standard CBJ and CFS. Now don't get me wrong, for a lot of guys, her beauty might supersede whatever quality of service she can provide and I completely understand that. But tonight I was waiting on my PSE session. Instead I would use this time to study her behavior and hopefully some guys would buy her some drinks so I could see if she's flirty, outgoing or more on the reserved side. Unfortunately I only saw 1 guy but her drinks and he was a much older man. He could have even been her great grandfather since she is so young. She sat with him for a while as the old man bought her a few drinks and some candy. She was being very nice but not flirty at all. You can't blame her seeing as she's barely legal and this man was at least in his 70's, maybe 80. You can't really gauge her behavior off this man, need a decent looking guy under 40 to see exactly how far she's willing to go.

I saw more things but I'll try to keep this report as short as possible. My girl was taking too long with her client having drinks and even ordering a full blown meal at their table. At least she wasn't practically fucking him in the club like we were on Halloween LOL. At one point she excused herself to go to the bathroom but used it as an excuse to come talk to me since she knew I was there. She apologized profusely and said the other client wouldn't let her go and just wants some company and would try to make herself available as soon as possible. I told her no worries, I was going to go check out the other clubs and maybe I'll be back later. She could reach out on WhatsApp when she's free. Spent a little while in Hong Kong enjoying the scene over there, passed by Adelitas and Tropical as well. Just as I was about to head home the girl hits me up apologizing again and says she can see me now if I still want to. Seeing as how she's leaving out of town today I couldn't pass it up. As soon as I got there she was by the entrance waiting for me and greeted me with a DFK. A waiter asked if we wanted to grab a table for some drinks. On one hand I wanted to take her straight to the hotel to bang her but on the other hand, grabbing a booth for some foreplay sounded fun as well. Ultimately decided to grab a booth at the back of the club again. Once we had our drinks she immediately sat on top of my lap facing me as we DFK'd and fully groped each other. She popped her titties out of her bra and stuck her nipples in my mouth. This is one of her favorite things. She likes them sucked hard too, no gentle shit. In fact she demands it. She then turns around while still sitting on my lap, so now she is facing away. She flips her hair to the opposite side so I can lick and suck on her neck. I reach around inside her panties while doing this and start fingering her and rubbing her clit. She was getting really wet. She then takes my hand I've been fingering her with and starts sucking on my fingers wanting to taste herself. Now you see why I passed up on the 18 year old. She then stands up, much like last time and starts bending over. I know what she wanted. I slide her panties to the side and start licking her asshole. She then turns around and gives me the deepest DFK. I love how sexual and dirty this woman is. She then starts sucking my fingers, really making them wet so I could then rub her nipples with them. After several minutes of more of the same she says ok you fuck me now. These were literally the only words she said to me so far since we sat down LMAO. Sure let's go!

In the room more of the same as last time, full on BBBJ porn star level cock worship. At least 15 straight minutes this time around and once again. She then makes me sit on the edge of the bed and starts giving me a lap dance, basically camel sliding. In fact my dick was basically inside of her several times as she was grinding away on me. But she didn't go for full on intercourse yet so I didn't push it. She then places her hands on the wall and bends over and with her asshole and pussy full exposed and I dove in for some DATO & DATY from the back. When she turns around a couple minutes later, of course she gives me a DFK wanting to taste herself on me. She tells me to lie down for cowgirl and finally reaches for the condom. I wonder if she'll ever go bare. Perhaps if I gave her an extra tip she'd go for it or maybe she thinks I wouldn't necessarily want that either. Anyway, it's a little fun thing I'm always going to be interested to see if she ever goes for. I'm perfectly fine using a rubber for fucking. This time, after cowgirl and doggy, when I got on for mish she busted out a little vibrator to put on her clit as I was fucking her so that was kinda fun. Hey, anything that could possibly make this girl even hornier, I'm all for! She was super wet as she shook and had her eyes rolling to the back of her head. Again I had to go for the CIM / COF finish as I know she is a straight cock fiend! I climb off and she yanks off the rubber and attacks my dick with a beam of energy. I can clearly say she is now the best head giver I have ever known, hobby or no hobby, she's the ONE! I held out as long as I could but of course she rightfully earns my nut as I exploded all over her tongue she was flicking on the head. She didn't even let me get up until she made sure every last drop was out like a true cum ****. She then took a quick shower and we talked about what she'll be up to for the rest of the month back in her hometown. Sucks I barely got to know her and she's already going away for a little bit. At least I have my Hong Kong "GF" to keep me company in the meanwhile, as she is no slouch herself and also a little firecracker in her own right. Maybe of these days I'll repost some of my initial fun encounters with her from ISG.

[Problems]

The Grenade.

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I awoke Monday to one missed call and two text message notifications from my boy, and two texts from "Los Padres". The time was sometime around 0830. I had enjoyed the blessed sleep of the dead. I was so tired Sunday night when I rolled into my room, I didn't even think to put in the earplugs I had packed. I do remember hearing heels on the hallway floor as I was nodding off, but they rapidly faded into the distance as I spiraled down into a deep wakeless slumber. I washed those thoughts out of my mind as I looked through the texts. My boy had text me around 0530 that he was hungry and headed to Azul for a bite. He text again at around 0730 requesting that I call as soon as I got the message. I gave him a buzz and when he answered he said that he was ok but had caught a hassle through the night. He didn't sound like himself at all, and quickly relayed that the Policia had robbed him at gunpoint because he had been walking with an open container. I asked him if he had eaten yet, and he said no. I told him to give me a few minutes to use the restroom and freshen up, and we'd head down to Azul. I messaged Los Padres back and told him what we had been up to after he bounced yesterday, and told him about the birthday boy's disaster while I was getting myself sorted. Los Padres described La Policia as "straight predators". I haven't seen anything to indicate otherwise in truth.

Before we went down to eat, my boy came to my room and briefly recounted to me what had happened as I slept. He told me that he had been unable to sleep well due to his room smelling like "a sewer". He said it smelled like it was coming from the AC unit, and had been making him nauseous. He was telling me that he had been getting a headache and decided to get some fresh air and a bite at Azul to settle his stomach. Unfortunately for him, he had not yet learned the layout of the Minecraft Hotel that is Cascadas. He exited street side (our rooms were on the north side of the 5th floor) and was trying to walk around back to the alley to enter Azul. He was just south of where the taco stand used to be before the sidewalk construction had begun. He told me that Policia Municipal had stopped him because he had been toting a cerveza on the streets. I said "Bro, Los Padres JUST told you yesterday in Chicago that you can't walk around with an open container down here, I JUST told you yesterday not to give Policia any reason to fuck with you". Obviously, he had been more faded than I thought when we called it quits the night before. The long and short of it is, they were telling him to get in the car and he repeatedly refused. According to him they said they were going to take him to see "The Judge". He asked them which judge was working at 3 am, and was adamant that they just give him a ticket, arguing with them that he was in the middle of a "Putaria" or some such with drug dealers all over the place and he couldn't believe they were giving him shit for walking a beer. They asked him if he walks around with open containers where he is from and he told them "as a matter of fact, yes. I'm from Las Vegas, look it up". According to my boy they were having none of it. One of the two shoved his rifle in my boy's face and ordered him to put his hand on the car while the other searched him and stole 4 bills from the "secret" compartment in his wallet. I just shook my head. "My man" I said as gently as I could "I told you to leave your money in the room, what were you doing walking around with four hundred down here?" I told him how sorry I was, tried to explain that it could have been much worse. I told him that I had his back and would keep him afloat with his food and drinks, and was good if he needed to borrow puta funds. Within reason. I let him know that we could just sort it out when we get home, and pointed out that he would do the same for me. I reminded him of the exorbent ATM fees down in La Zona and continued "Don't even trip, I'm fine; I've got us". I finished with "what's done is done, we're not going to let it spoil the trip or your birthday, let's go get something to eat. But first, let me show you your way around this gods-forsaken maze. ".

After I showed him all 3 elevators and described their corresponding locations downstairs, we took one of the south elevators down and exited at the alley to head to Azul. We grabbed a good bit of coffee, then ordered two American breakfasts. He used that time to fill in the details of his encounter with the thieving Popo, and to vent. I just did my best to keep the spin on and to eventually try to change the subject. Naturally I felt bad; honestly, I would be beside myself if I lost 4 bills in TJ. I suggested we get the day started with a solid punt to soothe his wounds, and get back on track. The whole "when in Rome" thing I suppose, or near enough. Once we finished breakfast I asked him where he wanted to start, and he was ready for another go at Hong Kong. First things first, we needed to sort out the issue with his room. We headed back up to registration and my boy noticed that all three clerks behind the desk were faced away from the counter basically doing nothing. He broke out a gem of a quote from Casino "I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal. " I was dead on the spot. Once the birthday boy got their attention he asked for assistance and we took the same guy that helped me with my toilet the day prior to my buddy's room to investigate. Unfortunately for my buddy, they were not willing to move him to a new room as they were for me. Dude's astute solution to the problem (after a detailed 1. 5 minute investigation) was to hand my boy a can of air freshener after spraying down his AC unit. Yes, I'm serious. The guy had the nerve to recommend my buddy not run the air if he notices that the air freshener isn't negating the odor. That's a true story. And why did we buy these VIP cards again? So yeah, I'm totally done with Cascadas at this point. I tell my buddy that if there's a next time we can stay at Rizo.

We head back down and the first thing we did was grab our free drink coupons then head to the bar. It was still early, I just wanted an agua. I've got to give it to them, even at this hour (it couldn't have been a minute after 10:30) Hong Kong was already hopping with a good selection of talent, and a minimal amount of punters. We had a look around and camped the front bar for a good bit. My boy's eyes lit up and he walked over to a pretty thick short chica over by the stairs. He was grinning ear to ear and looking back and forth from her to me. I sauntered over to the ramp that adjoined Las Chevelas and started chopping it up with a pair of punters in the adjacent booth in attempt to keep myself distracted. I had strong feeling that I knew what he was up to. About that time the short one called over a taller girl that was slightly less thick; her amiga I supposed. Well shit. Now for a little backstory. Upon returning from my weekend road trip earlier in October, I was recounting my adventures in the Zona with my boy the "Rockstar". I had casually mentioned to my room-mate that I had wanted to play the "you pick one for me and I pick one for you" game but the "Rockstar" had balked; citing time constraints. I suggested to my buddy that he and I pick one for the other this trip, and he was down. He's a champion like that. We had laughed and joked about it on several occasions while waiting for our trip to transpire. As recently as the day of our arrival when at the bagel shop in San Diego. Well, it appeared it was time for yours truly to pay the piper. Fucking fishnet. Fucking rainbow colored fishnet. That bastard. For a split second I was glad the crooked cops had fleeced him. In all seriousness, she wasn't half bad looking, and had massive naturals. They weren't her biggest asset though. That ass of hers was. Wow. And I wasn't even up on her. And all covered in rainbow fishnet. That ass of hers. Whatever, I've never been afraid to climb that mountain. If this was to be my "grenade" I was definitely getting off easy. I reminded myself that "there is no spoon" as I confidently walked over and joined the party. She was calling herself "Yorleny", and she had a beautiful smile. Ok, I've got this. My intuition proved correct. Much to the delight of the birthday boy, Yorleny would be accompanying me to my quarters for the first punt of the day, and my boy was taking her friend. My libido was actually picking up. God, I'm such a * Next thing I know we are walking out of Chavelas after tipping the robe guy and headed to our respective rooms. I told my new amiga that I needed a shower, and turned on the most aggressive playlist in my arsenal. A man needs motivation. Just another day at the gym folks, going to throw around a little iron for the win. Soft, warm, wet. Iron. But iron all the same. The iron never lies; two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. Isn't that what Henry Rollins said? Henry would be proud of me right now, in my heart I knew it. I turn off the shower and towel myself down. Thankfully, the chica had removed her fishnet while I was soaping my ass. I asked my little grenade "Estas lista?" Off we go. I've got to give it to her, she was a doll. Skills for days. And those tits on my thighs while she blew me. Mmm. Hmmm. Boy could she take a pounding. Yes, I got off easy this time. She was solid. Would bang again. God. I. Love. *.

I handed her that well earned dinero and she pranced off towards my buddy's room before I finished dressing. I could hear an animated and rapid conversation in Espanol down the hall between her and her friend but it wasn't until later that I learned what was being said. I came out into the hallway and my buddy was coming out of his room with the girls walking off just as I was walking up. They waved goodbye and were headed to the south elevator. My buddy hadn't stopped laughing since I saw him. I asked him what was going on, and he said he'd tell me later. He was really feeling himself, and ready to get right back to in Hong Kong. Ahh, the initial infatuation with everything Hong Kong. I miss those days. On the way back down he tells me that he made another one tap out. I congratulated him on his conquest, and he asked me about my grenade. I gave her nothing but props, and thanked him for hooking me up. For some odd reason that produced another fit of riotous laughter from my amigo.

After passing security, we headed to the bar and turned in our drink coupons. Basking in the post coitus afterglow I was ready for a drink. After a stiff magnum sized shot of Don Julio, I was ready to continue the madness. I bought an agua chaser, and my boy grabbed a cerveza. Party on! We did the usual prowl and I saw some familiar faces. Girls must have come on shift while we were punting the heavies because there was much more talent on display, and they were Grade-A. We parked back at the front bar and just took it all in for close to 30 minutes. My boy had finally reached the acute moment of clarity that the Zona and Hong Kong in particular brings. His eyes were getting bigger and bigger as the dimes just kept coming. I had told him back home more than once that I was really looking forward to the assessment of the floor operations in the clubs from someone in the industry. I can pick up little things here and there and I like to think that I pay pretty close attention, but it is only a hobby for me in truth. At one point he enthusiastically exclaimed "I can't believe this floor guy, the rotation in here is INSANE!" with a sincere look of incredulous amazement on his face. BINGO. Finally. I looked at him with a smart-ass grin while nodding slowly and said "That's what I've been trying to tell you all this time. You have to see it in person to understand. There's levels to this shit son, and right now you are at the very top. This is the Mount Everest of strip clubs. " I picked up speed "It's fucking NOON on a fucking Monday, the fuck you think this place is like on a Friday or Saturday around 10 pm? What do you think is going on right now at the Hustler Club?" He looked back at me with a blank expression and said "Fuck all". I just nodded, satisfied. The day prior, while we were at Sushi One, my boy had told me "I'm not paying another fucking dime for pussy in Vegas. I've been doing it wrong this whole time. " I had replied "Hmmm, where have I heard that before?" while chuckling. I then told him "You ain't seen nothing yet son, it's the slowest day of the week in La Zona, we're just getting started. " Not even 24 hours later we had finally reached an understanding. I was feeling much joy inside my heart at that moment. Not just because I knew the best was yet to come, but because the birthday boy was coming around and was shaking off the bullshit from this morning. Maybe this trip wouldn't be sabotaged after all. I've got to give him credit, he's very resilient. He quickly recovered and insisted that we go back to Adelita Bar so that he could look for the bleach blonde MILF with the loose curls. I told him that sounded good to me.

We head straight away to Adelitas. Surprisingly the girl my roomie was looking for was already on shift and unencumbered. I can't remember if she was at the bar or at a table, but the three of us quickly found ourselves at a table all the same. He grabbed her a ficha and they started trying to work out the details. I was focused on keeping my bench unoccupied save myself. I don't remember all that many chicas approaching (there weren't that many on shift), but I think I thanked one or two before waiving them off. I asked my boy what was the plan. He said she didn't get off until after 2200, but he was going to try to get her to come to Cascadas after shift. I asked him how serious he was, how bad did he want her. He said straight away that she was the one. I told him "she's not going to come to Cascadas bro, she'll be seen and she knows it. If you want her, take her up here and now". My boy replied "yeah, I don't want her to get into any trouble". Still, he seemed hesitant. I recommended that he "trust me". I advised that he might not get another chance due to the nature of the game. "No regrets: arriba her now, while you've got her". He wisely took my advise, I told him I'd wait for him in the club while he was handling his business and fronted him the necessary dinero. While they were gone, I did have a few chicas approach me while I was practicing my Espanol on Duolingo. One in particular was hard to waive off. She was tall and slender with an amazing face wearing a silver snakeskin print short dress. A lovely specimen indeed, but I wasn't planning on any more short time fees after eating the room at Jalios for Captain America.

Some time later my boy came back down, and was all smiles. I asked him "Worth?" and he started chuckling. I asked him if she made it 3 for 3 on the tap-out roster. He shook his head no, then stated "but she said if we'd have had an hour I'd have killed her, she couldn't believe how big my dick is. " As I was nodding, I was already formulating my plan for tomorrow. More on that later. I asked the birthday boy if he was ready for lunch, and he was. I suggested the seafood place caddy-corner to where the taco stand used to be "Mariscos La Perla". I told my boy that I have had several good meals there, and that our mutual buddy and ex-landlord and I had eaten there back in February when I had brought him down. I told him our mutual friend had ordered the shrimp hamburger out of curiosity after me relaying a story to him regarding one of my prior trips. The birthday boy said that sounded pretty good in fact, and we headed over. We both started with coffee while he gave me the scoop on his cita and thanked me for pushing him to take her arriba. We both ordered the shrimp burger; his with fritas, mine with una ensalada. Regrettably, they had put queso on it, so I scraped that off. It was fantastic and exceeded my expectations. That buttered roll it came on had to have been fresh baked. Reminded me somewhat of the salmon patties that the mother used to make us kids on lenten Fridays growing up. Only better. I told my boy as much. My buddy was giving at least the 10th rendition of the policia incident, this time to our server. Oddly, no one that he had confided in had been the least bit surprised and described the local policia as "criminals" amongst many other colorful adjectives. After wrapping up lunch, we agreed to continue with today's agenda and were headed to the cigar shop next. I for one was in my favorite state of being, and more than ready for a tasty cohiba cubano. We naturally checked out the paraditas along the way. Little Michele was out again today, and looked much better that she had the day prior. Those jean shorts really don't do her justice, and though I much prefer her in those white yoga pants I've seen her wearing, the plad skirt she had on today looked infinitely better. Today might be the day.

Once we got to the cigar shop across the street from the Jai Alai building, my buddy passed on a stick and said he was just going to smoke the mexican Marlboros he had scored the day prior so I grabbed the smallest cuban I could find. I'm trying to remember where he picked them up as I type this, but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe it was that little hole in the wall next to OXXO across from Adelita's Bar. Yes, that sounds right. I think he grabbed them when we picked up the water. We walk back north and hit the little cafe / coffee place caddy-corner to the cigar shop. We both grabbed cappucino type hot cafes, and enjoyed the scenery and weather. It was the type of day that you imagine when thinking of Socal. Sunny with a few clouds, perfect humidity, and warm but not hot. "Fuck this cuban is tasting good" I'm thinking to myself as my buddy continues to recount the events of earlier this morning in a continued attempt to vent and process. I'm glad I can be here for him, and sincerely hoping he can shake it off. Right about that time he bursts into laughter. Ok, now I'm confused, but I'll wait for it. "What's up bromigo?" I can't help but start to chuckle, his laughter is infectious. "My man" he starts. "That grenade. Your grenade. That fucking * Hahaahahhaaa". Oh shit, now I'm really laughing. This is going to be good. Once he pulls himself together he tries to finish, but is literally laughing in between each word, I'm not even going to try to type it verbatim. "She didn't know I had the door cracked, she. She. She told her friend. "That motherfucker. He was playing heavy metal. Roar roar roar (he imitates growling / cookie monster vocals). He fucked me so hard, I thought he was going to break my neck". Then he is dying laughing and speaking in Spanish, impersonating my grenade. I was laughing, but at my buddy as my Espanol is much too underdeveloped to follow the slang much less anything else through all the laughter. The transliteration must be better, because my boy was howling with laughter so hard that he was wheezing, and tears were jetting out of the corner of his eyes, he laughed himself into a fit of coughing. It was quite the little scene. I tried to tell him that these girls love drama, attention, and hyperbole. It wasn't like that. Was it? My buddy wasn't hearing me at all, he was still dying and mocking the grenade in Spanish. I chalked it up to him being slap-happy. He was up 24 hours straight and then some yesterday, and didn't sleep hardly at all through the night. It was good to see him laughing though, considering what he had just been through. Somehow I knew I wasn't going to hear the end of this though. Spoiler alert, I didn't. This was the running joke the remainder of the trip. And beyond. More on that later. We spent the rest of the time people watching; there were already several natives feeling festive in their Halloween attire (both adultos and ninos), and re-hashing the events of the prior night / morning.

After we finished up, we continued with the day's agenda and headed down to Farmacia for some Vitamins. On the way, the birthday boy informed me that he was going to have to get an afternoon siesta. I told him I'd most likely be on the prowl for a paradita, that night of restful sleep had done wonders for my libido. We stopped across from the wax museum and grabbed five 10 packs of 50's. On the way back to Cascadas I had my buddy ask Michele how much she wanted in pesos, and if she'd come to Cascadas. I had specifically changed out a little bit of my roll for pesos at the border. For a few paradita punts. At first, I was a little put off that she wouldn't take the 700 pesos on the table, so we walked when she quoted her ask which was nearly double. After rounding the corner though, I was doing the math and I realized she was asking what I would pay in Vegas at a La Casita / Lat House. I told my buddy I was going back for her and requested that he message me when he was up and around and we'd get back to business.

I headed back around the corner where Playboy Club used to be (I can never remember the new name of the bar) and waited for Michele to grab her I'd and whatever else she needed from her Hotel spot. Once in my room at Cascadas I told her I wanted a shower and I think I put on some Gojira. She set her phone timer to 30 minutes then quickly disrobed. I noticed she was seated and huddled up under the bedsheet with her knees drawn up under her chin while watching me get out of my clothes with her big eyes. I said "frio?" and she nodded and started giggling, so I raised the temperature on the thermostat. I'm a good sport like that. After I toweled myself off, we got down to business. Pretty mechanical with zero passion, but her head game is stellar, she almost brought me to a false start in fact. She's like five foot nothing, just an itty bitty little thing, but she layed there taking my best shot like I was nobody. We switched to doggy, and that's where I finished. Maybe I had the music up too loud, but I don't think she made a sound. She looked pretty bored actually. Oh well, I had just needed a place to bust in truth, and I had had my eye on her since my trip in July. So one and done here. After she said goodbye, I hung out in the room for a bit, budgeted my remaining finances and set some aside for my boy just in case it came down to that. I practiced some more Espanol on Duolingo and exchanged some texts with Los Padres. I reported on Michele; I had asked Los Padres to negotiate for me earlier in October, but that time she was quoting in American dollars. I figured she might come down a little for pesos, but she didn't really and I told him as much. He asked about Hong Kong and I told him that the talent was "Absurd" earlier in the day. I told him I was fixing to recon Tropical, and Chicago to "temp the Architect". More on that later; but in truth I wanted to follow up on the chica with the chi-chis, and there was a girl I was looking for at Chicago that I kicked it with earlier in October. I also reached out to "Zafiro" the girl that I had met Sunday night at Gold Palace. Not realizing that it was already after 1600, I asked her if she was working today and was going to request that she stop by OTC before her shift for a cita. She got back to me and said she was getting ready to start at 1700. So. I'd have to eat a short time if it was going to be today. Out of curiosity I asked her what she wanted for 30 minutes, but she didn't get right back to me. I was getting squirrely and was thinking of grabbing something else before the impending fade. I knew that one night of sleep wasn't going to fully resuscitate me from the end of the weeks' sleep deprivation. I grabbed some cash and another condom and broke out.

I went to Chicago first. It was completely dead. Entirely too early for a Monday night, I was in and out. I headed straightaway to Tropical. Did a quick recon lap and found the chica with the lovely flesh pillows already at a table with a punter and nursing her ficha. We made eye contact, so I figured I'd wait it out. In the meantime, not sure where I was when I received the texts, but the girl from Gold Palace got back to me and told me she wanted a bill. The asshole in me just wanted to ghost her, but I just replied back "Guau". At some point she text me to see if I would stop by and I told her that I wasn't a millionaire, and that was too expensive. She replied back something along the lines of "it might be expensive, but it's what I charge". You know, I have to stop right here to say my piece. When these girls from the second tier clubs quote me a bill (yes, it's happened before at La Carreta as well. Pablo if you are reading this you know of whom I speak) what I REALLY want to come back with is "How about you accompany me into Hong Kong so that I can show you what $100 USA Will buy me". I really, REALLY do. But whatever, the hustle is as the hustle does. Spoiler alert. I didn't bang the freakshow from Gold Palace. Right about that time, I see the girl with the rack leave the bar with her new best friend. Good on him. Not long after, I finish my agua and head back to the only place I know for sure will be poppin' at this hour, HK.

I pull up next to the front bar by the curtains and relax. The talent looks to have subsided some since earlier in the day oddly enough. Then again, as I mentioned before I don't pay much attention to the tables and booths. There was a decent crowd of sausage milling about though. Probably the most punters I had seen inside HK this trip, not crazy though like the weekends. After an indeterminate amount of time, I struck up a conversation with a middle aged punter next to me. He was in the Zona just for the evening as he was a trucker getting ready to take a load out in the morning. Coincidentally enough, I have a class-A and drove a rig briefly for a couple of national carriers in what now seems a past life. I told him about my buddy's birthday and why I was down here. We had the usual HK and Zona conversation. I was telling him that though I love the talent at HK and realize that it's incomparable, I rarely pull them out of the club anymore due to several past disappointments and incidents of acute buyer's remorse. I told him that all of my best Zona Norte priors had come from the other big 3 and asked him if he frequents those bars. I was surprised when he said he had never been to any of them. I suggested we make a round and check out the paraditas along the way. He thought about it for 10 or 15 minutes then all of the sudden was ready to go.

My new TJ amigo and I exited the front and crossed the street to Tropical. We did a quick lap and checked the second level which was empty. He seemed impressed by the overlook. The third level was once again closed off. We went back down to the first floor and briefly hung out by the bar. Of the large breasted chica I had my eye on there was no sign. There were a few stunners, but they were already occupied at the tables. He told me he was ready to do a street girl lap. We cruised the alley and walked up the hill on the west side Constitution and back down across the street on our way to Chicago. He mentioned that he saw a couple he liked in the Alley. I told him that Chicago was my favorite club in the Zona as I preferred the low key vibe and the layout. We went in and did a lazy lap around the club. There was some good talent on hand but not the best I've ever seen in the club by longshot, maybe 20 or 25 girls. Most everyone was in costume including mesera Alejandra who was now dressed as an Anti-nun complete with an upside down black crucifix face-painted on her forehead. My new amigo told me he was ready to make his move on a paradita and wasn't interested in checking out Adelita Bar. On our way out I ran into the girl I spent time with a few weeks prior, she was wheeling in a little carry-on suitcase behind her. I motioned to dude that I needed a second. I gave her a quick hug and said "Tengo algo para ti" and told her I'd be back in a bit. My new amigo and I said our goodbyes and I wished him luck and safe travels. I decided to head back to my room to grab one of the gifts I had brought down with me for the holiday.

Without putting her on blast, I have to say that the girl I met at Chicago earlier in October is without a shadow of a doubt into the occult. One look at her is all you need to recognize, which incidentally enough is right up my alley. I had decided to call out to the matrix prior to my trip and ordered 2 Aleister Crowley Thoth Tarot decks (Spanish versions) to take with me to Tijuana for the holiday. Tarot decks are intended to be received as gifts as far as I understand. Back in the day I used to have a live-in girlfriend that was really enthusiastic about that bullshit, and that's what she told me so I'm going with it. Let's just say I intended to tempt the Architect to see what would happen. Oddly enough, my acosadora "La Lunatica" from Tropical Bar is also very much into Astrology, the Occult, etc. She once tried to tell me she was a "witch" and "knew things about the moon". I swear I am not making that up. So I figured "let's roll the dice" - simply for amusement if nothing else, and best case scenario I could kill two birds with one stone. I am an agent of chaos after all. I returned to Chicago with a tarot deck entrenched deep in a cargo pocket to find my little "Satanista" seated at the bar near the back. I walked up, took her hand and walked her over to a table. Not only did I have "un regalo" for her, but I also had something important to talk with her about (a story for another time perhaps, or not). In any event I ordered her a ficha for her time, and I asked her to close her eyes and hold out her hands because I had a gift for her. When I put the deck into her hands she opened her eyes and once she realized what it was she jumped up and down like someone on a game show and gave me a huge kiss on the cheek smearing her lipstick all over my left cheek. Sigh. I thought she did a good job of wiping it all off, but unbeknownst to me she didn't, and I ended up walking around the rest of the night with a raspberry stained cheek. I didn't look at myself in the mirror again until I was getting ready for bed. We had a brief discussion, I thanked her again for showing me a good time when I was with her earlier in October, gave her a final abrazo then excused myself.

I decided to return to Tropical to look for the chica with the spectacular natural bombs. Being around my little satanist had put a bit of lead in my pencil, and I was feeling like I was still primed for one more this day. I was back at the bar hanging out wondering if the birthday boy was down for the count when I decided to text Los Padres. I let him know that I had met up with the girl from Chicago (he had asked me in an earlier text if I had run into her, I had divulged my intentions to him when we were out together Sunday). I also relayed the correspondence that I had had with "Zafira" from Gold Palace. I asked him if he thought guys were actually paying the girls there a bill for a 30 minute rendezvous. I can't speak for him, but I am confident he is as incredulous as I. So that was about the time that my buddy / roomie text me to let me know he was indeed still alive and ready to live the night. I told him where I was and he said he needed about 10 minutes then would be over. I figured he'd want to check for the girl from Sunday that was wearing the white dress. Of the chica with the rack, there still was no sign. Once my boy showed up he grabbed a cola, and I ordered yet another agua and we agreed to stay for just that round, then he was ready to get back to HK, big surprise. While we were working on our beverages, the girl who'd been wearing the white dress the day prior found him, but he wasn't feeling her this time. I couldn't help but wonder if that was due to the fact that he had met her before scoping the talent at HK. She didn't look as good to me either in truth this night. During the course of the round I filled him in on what had transpired while he was napping. We finished up and he pulled a wildcard mentioning that he wanted to bounce back to Chicago first. Maybe he wanted to see my little Satanist in person.

We made our way back to Chicago. We didn't get halfway down the bar before being accosted by Alejandra and her chubby little mesera friend. I was thinking as I was looking at the braided girl "now THAT is a grenade". We only got a little further before encountering Captain America who was now done up in some pink costume, maybe a fairy or a bird or something like that. I really wasn't sure, as I was having flashbacks of her pussy and was having difficulty concentrating. Next to her was a chica sporting a different Captain America costume. I swear to the gods that I am not making this up. I wasn't planning on stopping, but the today's Captain America caught my buddy's eye. He started negotiations and she quoted him two bills for 30 minutes. He started laughing and told her she was out of her mind in Spanish (he filled me in later, I was unable to follow as I was still distracted). Julia seized that opportunity to grab my little problems through my non-restrictive slackpants and started talking mad shit in an attempt to secure a repeat cita. God I love * I'll own it, I was tempted but I generally try not to repeat in the Zona if I can help it. We were in their company a few minutes then meandered around the club. The little Satanist was in the hot tub working on a punter living his best life and my buddy spotted her immediately. As he had seen a phone pic that I had brought back with me from our time together. He told me "wow, she looks WAY better in person, she doesn't look like she just got the eyelashes fucked off her!" Imagine that. "Yeah" I said "I told you, my phone is a potato". Nothing else really caught his eye which was fine as I was ready to camp HK for the remainder of the evening.

After we bounced, I convinced him to survey the paradita talent. It was totally amazing. There were hordes of parents walking their trick-or-treating costumed kids through the Red Light District. Viva la Mexico! You just can't make this shit up; it was beautiful. During the course of our jaunt we both decided it would be a good time for some fuel and agreed that Azul would hit the spot. We sat on the balcony again, and my boy was in the mood for Tacos. That sounded perfect to me as well. I'm not sure which ones he ordered, but I made a last minute audible from fish tacos and ordered shrimp instead. During the course of dinner we did see something of note. I did not witness what started it, but my boy later told me the guy had mishandled a paradita directly across the street from the Azul balcony. By the time my buddy brought it to my attention, I looked down just in time to see 3 chulos surround a guy wearing a mini-backpack as he was trying to make a hasty retreat. The lead guy fed him a left hook to the jaw as he was back-peddling northwest trying to get between the two in the rear. Sadly, he back-peddled right into the curb that tripped him onto the sidewalk. My view was mostly obstructed but I could hear the commotion as the three pounced on him. It happened fast and it sounded like he took a pretty good beating at their collective hands and feet. He did manage to get back into the street and made his getaway heading east in the middle of the alley. I briefly saw his face and didn't notice any blood, but he didn't look like he knew where he was, and didn't look very happy. I bet he doesn't go disrespecting like that again. After it was over, the lead chulo that had scored the left hook was alternating between sprinting and pacing back and forth on the south sidewalk shouting mad shit in Spanish, probably about his supreme dominance. So that happened. I had taken it for granted that the dudes in the alley were just slinging dope, I didn't realize they were multi-tasking. The meal was great and like the punk with the backpack, didn't put up much of a fight. Regrettably, it gave me a bit of the itis, and despite yet another coffee I never really shook it off that night.

Not long after I settled the check we found ourselves back in Hong Kong. With a few exceptions, it was business as usual (uneventful) and standard fare for HK birdwatching. We spent most of our time camping the front bar, but did do some recon. All the upper levels were open as far as I remember, and I introduced my buddy to my favorite spot in the club between the second and third levels above the main stairs near what I imagine is the dressing room that the chicas descend from to head into the club. I told him this is a great spot to pick them off when they're coming on rotation. We saw several stunners making their way up and down and parked there for 20 minutes or so. The back wing was not open or lit, but the big black door / gate was ajar and the staff let my boy peak around the corner to get an idea of what HK is in it's full glory. Naturally, he was amazed at the additional square footage. I found myself sounding like a broken record when "I've been trying to tell you" left my lips. Once we were back to the bar admiring the talent we spotted 3 more girls with impossible faces that once again can only be described as "jaw-dropping". One in particular was dancing right in front of us on the front stage wearing a black tight outfit highlighted in orange with short cropped thick black hair. She had a very Mediterranean look and reminded me of a picturesque Italian beauty. Unfortunately I had long since started to fade, so I didn't make a move. I caught her staring at me quite a bit though, and couldn't help but smile back. The last highlight of our time at HK that night and probably the most memorable is regarding a very young Asian fellow that was sitting next to me. He appeared barely old enough to be in the club and had that look on his face. You know the one, the look most guys get the first time they are in Hong Kong when it is "Lit". I nudged my buddy and brought the kid to his attention. The poor fellow looked catatonic despite the fact that his eyes appeared to be coming out of his head and he seemed to be trying to look everywhere at once. His eyes were the only part of him moving, and I could see little beads of sweat popping out on his forehead. In truth he looked on the edge of a stroke. He was hunched over covering his lap with both forearms for reasons known only to him. I didn't know whether to feel sorry or thrilled for him. My buddy was dying and sent me a gif of a robot with it's head exploding. In any case, I bet it was a night that kid will never forget. The power of pussy.

I'd like to be able to report that the birthday boy and I both arriba'd multiple dimes from the club before we crashed, but that would be a fabrication. The truth of it is that we both were ready to call it early, and departed Hong Kong Club Halloween night without making a single pull. There's always tomorrow.

Day 2 was in the books.

[Nothing24]

Made a quick trip to Hong Kong with my buddy. Not a bad selection around for a random Wednesday afternoon. Had a girl approach me offering BBBJ and anal for 80 but she's about a 6 in the looks department. Forgot her name but she has a portrait of Jesus on her left thigh. Passed, just came to accompany my buddy for a pit stop.

Well, the plan was for me to just accompany my buddy and not do an arriba but I was by the stairs connecting the first and second floor in the middle and this girl with a big ass and tits named Yamilet or something similar cornered me and wasn't taking no for an answer. I was doing a good job at resisting until she started licking my neck and making out with me. The cherry on top was she also quoted me 80 bucks and 45 minute session she would arrange with the clean up boys supposedly. Said fuck it and took her upstairs. She sucked my dick in between changing positions as well, I guess she likes tasting herself. When she gets on for cowgirl she starts doing this motion with her hips that'll make you cum right then and there. I had to stop her the first time and opted to save it for the finish mixed in with DFK. Strangely enough she DFK'd even more AFTER I had already busted and was all dressed up, as a final goodbye kiss. Of course I didn't get a 45 minute session, wasn't really expecting it, so I didn't give her a tip although it was still a pretty decent session.

[Problems]

Tempting the Architect.

I'm switching it up today and am going to listen to Cannibal Corpse while I hammer out this last report. The day 2 report was pretty painful and I had to reference text chains multiple times to sort the events and chronology. I don't know if I spent more time writing or editing. It took the better part of Monday to finish; "Los Padres" I hope you recognize the love. I promise this one will not be as bloated and verbose as my last two and most everything else I write. I'm excited to wrap this up.

I wasn't lucky enough to get two good nights of sleep in a row at Cascadas. Despite remembering the earplugs, I was up and down all night pissing and drinking water. My throat was dry all night and I could not quench my thirst. In retrospect it is obvious to me now that I was getting sick; those are consistent tell-tale presentations for me. I mistakenly thought it was the air from the AC unit drying out my throat or perhaps allergies. I tossed and turned from 05:00 or so until I reached out to the birthday boy (whose birthday was actually to be the following day. Nov 2) around 08:00 and told him I was going to go get breakfast and to message me when he was ready to get started. He text me back immediately and we soon found ourselves overlooking the Alley at Azul. We repeated with the American steak and eggs (mine medium rare with eggs scrambled and corn tortillas on the side). We outlined our itinerary for our last day. We were to fly out of San Diego at a little after 22:00 and I suggested not for the first time that we get checked out no later than 18:00 because one can never know what to expect at the ped crossing or with the blue line trolley (ask me how I know). My buddy did have a few key things to say. The first was the phrase that he had been tossing around randomly since the day prior "pescando con dinamita" with which he had been peppering this morning's conversation liberally. So far he had been incredibly satisfied with his conquests. I found it impossible to argue, we covered this earlier. The second take away from that conversation for me was when he looked me in the eye and said something along the lines of "All the strip clubs in Vegas put together ain't got shit on Hong Kong. A motherfucker's got to see this place to believe it. " I resisted the impulse to be the "I told you so" guy once again, and just nodded instead.

We exited the Alley and turned left. I wasn't sure where my boy was headed as he had stated at breakfast that he wanted to go to HK to get his birthday puta. I suppose he still hadn't yet completely learned his way around the Zona. We didn't get too far down the street and he did an about-face and indicated that he remembered HK was the other way. "Not so fast playboy" I said. "I promised you a grenade and today's the day". He immediately started to whine and protest citing that it was his birthday (it wasn't), but yeah, no. I'd been suffering through him boasting about his size and bragging about making those "bitches" tap for over 48 hours and as I told you, I had started planning the day prior for this very moment. "Let's take a walk" I suggested. I quickly scanned the Alley. I didn't know who she'd be or where I'd find her, but I knew EXACTLY the type I was looking for. We were almost out of the alley and I spotted her standing on the southwest corner where the alley meets Constitution. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Thank you Architect. My buddy immediately started "No. No. NO. NO! NO! I shook my head and said "You don't get to pick, I PICK". Darkness! The tables have turned! Then followed with "Oh yeah big boy, let's see if you can make THIS one tap, Happy Birthday Motherfucker". "Vamos" was all I said as I crossed the alley in her direction. This paradita was actually not unattractive IMO. She did remind me of the type of middle aged woman that you'd find accompanying a group of bikers in the states. She had a tattoo on the front of her throat and across her generous belly. Her panties were exposed and hanging out of the bottom of her skirt which was right up my alley no pun intended. She was about 5'7" ish and I'm guessing a tad over 220 lbs. She had a generous set of natural twins, and a monster ass supported by two thighs that looked like they could squat a GMC Jimmy. She looked as hard as Chinese arithmetic and looked to have been turning tricks for a few decades. I wouldn't call her a grenade exactly, she was more like a depth charge. Yeah Buddy! Lightweight! Somewhere Ronnie Coleman was smiling. As a disclaimer: for anyone tempted to cry "foul", I'd jump this one without hesitation, she looked like the wildest ride in the Zona. I had my buddy explain that she was to be his birthday present from me, and ask the usual. She only wanted 600 pesos for the whole shebang! My luck was truly in, I offered her 1000 pesos if she would "break" my amigo. She smiled and nodded rapidly. It's ON! I had so much joy in my heart at that moment. I'm tearing up as I write this. I followed behind them as the birthday boy deliberately trudged back to the Cascadas entrance with his birthday grenade. I wished him luck and told him he could find me in Hong Kong. Paybacks!

There wasn't much happening when I walked in. I walked back to the front to get yet another free drink coupon then settled at the front bar in between the stages. I noticed a pretty savvy dude to my left, he was the only other punter near me in the club. There were only 2 girls dancing, so I was taking it in patiently. I text Los Padres and to inform him that my buddy had been served his birthday grenade. I text the same to our ex-landlord and mutual amigo. I leaned over to what seemed like the only other guy in the bar and asked "Hey, do you want to hear a great story?" He was receptive so I let him know what had just transpired. He either found it particularly hilarious, or was just humoring me and a terrific actor. I asked him what he had been up to, he advised he had arrived in the evening the day prior and had been busy slamming no less than six girls from the bar. "My MAN!" I exclaimed. Most impressive; to be young again. I spent the rest of the waiting time texting and bird watching. I had a few thirsty girls approach here and there, but I let them know I was just waiting on my amigo who was most likely upstairs fighting for his life. Not long after I text our mutual friend and ex-landlord advising that I was worried the paradita beastling had killed our amigo, my boy walks down the ramp by the stairs and heads my way. I raised my left eyebrow and said "So, did you make her tap?" "Man, that fucking * was playing on her phone, she just laid there!" I resisted the urge to howl and come back with "perhaps she was paralyzed with fear", but instead just replied with "Hmmm. I guess you aren't as big as you think. Consider yourself lucky, I figured you'd be coming back down here in a wheelchair. " One thousand pesos well spent. On with the day.

We did a round at the other big 3 but I don't remember anything of note and we quickly found ourselves back at the ole standby. We took our last shot of Don Julio (funny, I used to hate tequila) and my buddy wanted to take a look around Las Chavelas. There were a good number of chicas in the bullpen, but they were observing their normal posture of being integrated with their smartphones completely disinterested in the reality around them. With one notable exception. There was a tall chica that reminded me of a cross between a midwest farmgirl and Jane from the old black and white Tarzan movies. Her last name might have been Flintstone. She looked like she had just fallen out of a tree, her hair was a disheveled fucknest. She was too far away for me to make out what she was saying, but she was having an animated conversation with the chica seated in front of her. We dipped back into Hong Kong for the usual birdwatch. The depth charge must have failed to satiate my amigo, because he announced that he was back on the prowl. The talent was picking up and we were approached by several. Regrettably, as often happens when I'm at HK, all approaching members of my fan club were the last girls in the club I'd arriba. That included a tall chica calling herself "Fatima". Not sure if I've snubbed her in the past and / or refused a pity propina, but she made it a point to tell me how terrible my Spanish is before walking off. *I considered replying "at least I'm not sucking dicks for a living", instead I just nodded. The undesirable chica approaches continued for me. This time Wilma Flintstone herself came sauntering towards me with her fist in front of her mouth banging her head and singing "Roar, growl, roar" into her imaginary microphone in her best death metal vocalist impersonation. The look of confused horror on my face must have been priceless. My amigo was dead on the spot. Do you suppose these bar chicas gossip and talk? How scandalous! Color me shocked. I'm not sure what she said to me in her slurred drunken Spanish, but thankfully she wasn't in front of me long. How could she possibly be this drunk so early? Ahh, the life of a bar puta. She moved over to my buddy to growl for him as well, he couldn't understand her either. He later referred to her as a "drunken hillbilly" when I inquired as to the nature of the conversation. This continued for an indeterminate amount of time. Finally, my buddy spotted something that really resonated with him. She was a thick hardbody with a generous rack and ass wearing a blood red bikini top accented with gold and matching boy shorts if I remember correctly. In short, she was a brick house. Honestly, she was on my radar as well. When he brought his interest to my attention, I encouraged him to "go for it". He was hesitant, and expressed a desire to wait and see. He did me a solid the other night in Chicago with Captain America and endured the depth charge, not to mention serving me a delightful grenade the day prior. I owed him more than just one. I called her over to him and it wasn't long before her latina sorcery worked it's magic. In truth, she had me tingling from afar. He said he was taking her for his last arriba, his birthday punt. I told him I was going to scout for a paradita.

I went up to my room and grabbed some more pesos and a condom. I downed a good bit of agua, chewed a blue, and took a shower. This time I did a big lap. I walked everywhere that I could think of where I might find a standing street girl. Nothing really stood out and I was thinking about repeating with pixie Zoe and her killer smile at the top of the hill on the west side of Constitution, but I didn't wish to settle for a repeat. I was heading north on Constitution almost at Calle Coahuila across the street from Chicago Club and ready to give up when I walked by a doll of a spinner in a short blue dress that was hugging her modest flaca curves. I stopped at the corner to consider and turned back around to shoot my shot. *She wouldn't come to Cascadas, but her short time room was only $5, and I couldn't believe her modest ask at $25. Naturally, because of my big brain I had forgotten to include "sin ropa" or "oral" which ended up costing me another 200 pesos in the room. Still, I considered it more than a bargain, I was super thirsty after my usual morning ritual. She was calling herself "Betty". She took off her mask and I couldn't believe how pretty she was for a street girl, also it is worth mentioning that she had one of the most compact pussies I have ever seen. Trust me, I'm nobody and I looked like John Holmes in that shit. Bonus. The service was so good that I threw her another 200 pesos for a propina, gave her a hug and excused myself.

I hadn't been back on the street more than a minute or so and there was a text on my phone from the birthday boy. I called him to tell him where I was and he was actually walking right towards me as he was passing Adelita Bar. We started catching up on the most recent events when his keen eye spotted Chicago meseras Alejandra and Wednesday Adams out of uniform and sans makeup getting ready to cross the street on their way to Chicago Club. Now that I was getting a better look in the daylight the only thing I could think was, "Ouch". While my buddy was conversing with them I noticed Alejandra was rocking a substantial cold sore on her lower lip. *Yikes! "Glad I passed on that one" I thought to myself for the second time in less than 10 seconds. After wishing those two a nice evening, we decided on lunch. *.

We made our way back to our traditional spot on the balcony at Azul. I needed more coffee to be sure. My boy ordered the coconut shrimp upon my recommendation, I went with my old standby. The spinach salad with grilled chicken and all the fixins. He told me how wonderful his punt was, mentioning that she gave him true GFE including but not limited to a shower washdown and massage. He said she was easily the best of his 5, and thanked me for the wing. I let him know it was the least I could do, and recounted my brief time with "Betty". I looked at my phone and was astounded to discover how late it was getting already. The prior two days felt like being on the edge of an event horizon. Easily 48 hour days, time had stood still. Today felt like we had experienced a temporal slingshot, it was already coming up on 16:00. I divulged to him my plan for the final hour before our departure. He said he'd wait for me in Hong Kong while I was handling my business. I told him I'd need him with me at Tropical but that we could go back down to Hong Kong after we eat, as I wanted one more chica before we checked out. My amigo finished the conversation at dinner while we were waiting for the check by looking me in the eyes and saying "Thank you 'Problems', you changed my life. " And so another of our brothers had been brought into the light. Slow clap.

We found ourselves back on our favorite perches at the bar near the front entrance of HK. The talent was already on point and things were hopping, most of the girls were free range and there wasn't much sausage yet present. The architect was once again looking out for yours truly. I must have done something right in a previous lifetime. The short haired Italian looking chica with the impossible face was dancing on the leftmost pole on the front stage looking straight at me and smiling. How quickly I had forgotten the necessary urgency of the moment, I was still thinking that I wanted to wait and do more recon when she was getting down off the stage. She walked past my buddy to get some water from the jug on the side of the bar when my buddy asked me if I was going to make my move. In an ironic role reversal I expressed hesitation, and he grabbed her and threw her into my lap. He's a boss like that. Gracias amigo, I owe you yet another. She spoke good English and once she was up on me I melted like a tab of butter in early August. Fuck she smelled good, and had eyes I could get lost in forever. After quick and smooth negotiations I paused to tell my buddy where we were headed. He told me he'd wait in his room, he was already packed but wanted to give everything a once over.

On our way to my room she told me she was calling herself "Tamara" but that her family calls her "Irene". Perhaps jokingly she tried to tell me it was her first day. I told her it was my first day too then exclaimed "It can't be your first day, I saw you last night. You were wearing black and orange". Once we got into the room she wasn't down with devil music and wanted something "chill", so I put on "Apple" by Mother Love Bone. She wanted a shower and to my surprise wanted me to join her. While we were soaping each other up I told her I felt like I had una esposa at that moment, she just giggled. Once we got down to business she was an absolute dream. Her head game was otherworldly. There is just something about watching a woman with a really pretty face sucking your dick. I can't put my finger on it. I was pulling the bedsheets out of the crack of my ass while she was adeptly working my tool. I was so thankful I had broken one off in "Betty" right before lunch or we most likely would never have made it to the main event. My roomie was just laughing yesterday here in the casa back in Vegas recounting my description of her nibbling on my junk like an ear of corn on the cob. Just like our shower together, the sex was slow and intimate. A complete change of pace. Her besos were just perfect. If I live to be one hundred I'll never forget the image of her impossible face staring back at me from the mirror on the headboard as I was finishing in dog-style and gripping her thick ass. We even shared a little quiet time cuddling eye to eye on la cama before we got dressed. Before making this trip I had sworn off Hong Kong girls entirely, and didn't see myself ever making another arriba with one. After this cita with "Tamara", I was forced to reconsider my position. The gems are still there to be found amongst the hardened pros at Hong Kong Club. While we were getting dressed "Tamara" noticed the second Tarot deck on the table. I explained that it was "un regalo" and she replied with a smile "for me"? I told her "lo siento, no baby". She must have felt awkward or embarrassed because she became immediately apologetic and hastily repeated that she was only joking. I told her to "take it easy" with a smile, and told her I knew she was joking. Before she stepped out of my fever dream and back into the aether, I gave her a generous propina for her exceptional service and told her to be good to herself. She had truly been a gift from the god of fuck.

I text the birthday boy to let him know that I was finished and would get packed up. The time was approaching 17:00, so my plan was coming together perfectly. He came by my room with his backpack ready to go and wanting the skinny on the cita I just had with the newest love of my life. I thanked him once again for such an exemplary job as wingman. As I'm writing this I still can't get over how gorgeous her face was. Like I must have been dreaming. And at the risk of sounding immodest, fortunes are lost on the women I've seen. I quickly got things wrapped up and we headed back down to registration to check out and to check our backpacks with security for the last hour in the Zona. I looked to my buddy and asked "Are you ready? You have my back, right?" When he solemnly nodded we descended down the stairs and crossed the street to Tropical Bar.

We arrived a few minutes after 17:00. I knew that if La Lunatica was in La Zona, she'd be on shift (Tuesday had always been her Monday) already or soon after. We pulled up to the bar to order another cola for my boy and yet another agua for myself. I scanned the club and didn't see her anywhere yet. We did a quick recon, and she wasn't on the first or second level. As usual the third level was closed off. I told the birthday boy that I wanted to spend the remainder of the 30 minutes at the front bar. Now for a little backstory. Up until late August I still had my stalker on the payroll. I considered her the gift that keeps on giving due to the fact that her antics were a never ending source of amusement. I didn't mind her stalking me on whatsapp really, I'll own it: I'm an attention * Besides, I had another stalker from Hong Kong, but that chica is educated, speaks English, and has never taken it too far. She's also not a lunatic, so there's that. After a few disappointments and catching her lying during the summer, I had asked the lunatic if she could give me a good reason why I should keep her on the payroll. I guess she thought I was kidding. She started to come at me as though she had me under her thumb and even went so far as to talk shit about my stalker from HK then telling me that "You are Mine". That was the day that she ceased to amuse me. Prior to that day, I had already become tired of whatsapp as I'm not into social media whatsoever. I find it distracting and primarily a waste of time. So I deleted the lunatic's contact info and whatsapp both from my phone. Surprisingly she didn't call my private number or text me like she did when I blocked her on whatsapp in July. Now back to the present. When I had ordered the Tarot decks, my motivation was to taunt or temp the architect. I still desired closure with the lunatic, and thought a Thoth deck would be the perfect call to the void and goodbye present, and what better time to give it than Samhain / All Saints Day / Dia de los Muertos? I was anxious to see if the matrix would answer my call. Spoiler alert. She was a no show. She must have been back at home not far from Monterrey. Once 17:30 rolled around I told my boy it was a bust, and suggested we spend our last 30 minutes in the Zona at his favorite spot. He agreed and we headed back to Hong Kong.

We went through security and the guard wanted to know what I had in my left cargo pocket. I pulled out the Tarot deck and told him "they're just cards". He let me through without further incident. We quickly made it to the back bar and were taking in yet another soapy / dildo show. This time the birthday boy was going for broke and accepted the come hither finger gesture from the girl on her back wiggling a rubber dong with her other hand. I was so proud of him at that moment. His expression was so adorable as he gently penetrated her with that silicone love hog. Not long after he had satisfied his curiosity and tipped the girl we planted ourselves on barstools and continued to observe the show. Out of the corner of my eye I see a tall slender chica making a rapid approach. I look up just in time for her to wrap her arms around my neck and nuzzle her face directly in front of mine. "Are you a fighter?" she asks me. It still hadn't registered. "I used to be, when I was a young man. Was it the ears?" She brought her face even closer, we were nose to nose. Eyes that were as blue as mine filled my vision. "Don't you remember me?" she inquired. I thought for a split second and said "Yes, Christina. I met you in Adelita Bar in May". Standing before me was the Cameron Diaz hardbody look-alike I met the night my buddy the "Rockstar" me the love of his life "Megan" with her goth get up, side ponies, and crazy eye contacts. That was the night the Morman rode the Cuban Tsunami. "What are the chances?" I thought to myself. "What the fuck are you doing in Hong Kong?" I asked. "Why haven't you called me?" was her reply. "You told me you were going to Mexico City". "You still could have called me". I reminded her that she could have called me as well, and she said she didn't have my number. I looked at my call text history for her digits and she was right, she had only given me her number, I hadn't text or called so she could lock me in. I asked her how long she had been here, and she told me she arrived the week prior. Being the savvy businesswoman she is, the smart bet is that she had come for the Halloween Parties. I exclaimed how unfortunate our timing was because I was leaving in less than 30 minutes. She asked me for a ficha (see: savvy business woman) and I asked her if she still drinks Tequila. When she smiled I told her I'd get a shot and put it on the bar. I told her she could down it when no one was looking. We continued to chop it up and I asked her if she was still going by "Jessie". She said HK already had a Jessie along with all the other monikers she had thrown at them as well. She informed me that whomever calls those shots insisted she go by "Canela" because of her complexion. She asked me to buy her a beer so "she wouldn't get into trouble". I rolled my eyes and ordered her one, told her it was my Amigo's birthday and instructed her to make him as happy as she could in the club. I'm a team player like that. I nodded to my buddy, and "Canela" was doing one of the things she does best with my boy's hands exploring the entirety of her. I can't be positive, but I'm pretty sure he was chubbed. After she finished her ficha she was back on me wanting to kiss etc. Suddenly, and like a hammer, it struck me. I told her I had something for her as I reached into my pocket. "Here" I said as I put the deck into her hand. "Do you know what they are?" I asked. "I can read them for you if you want" was her reply. "I know you can, next time. " Of course she could, how could it be any other way? I'm looking at you Architect. I told her that we needed to go soon. "Canela is a stupid name for you" I told her. "Fuck them, tell them your name in the bar will be Sofia. " I said. I told her it was time and asked for "a photo before I go". One of the meseros was kind enough to get some potato photos of her and I and one with the three of us in front of the back bar. I guess I got my pics for that propina back in May after all. Sometimes life gives us these little gifts. I gave her a hug, thanked her for the photos and told her it was nice to see her again.

Soon enough we were at the ped crossing and there was no line. We grabbed a few slices of pizza at American plaza after getting off the Blue Line and I had a piece of cheesecake for good measure. I was no longer cutting weight after all. We boarded our plane later that night in San Diego and flew home to Vegas without incident.

And so my Amigo's Tijuana Birthday trip became destined for memory.

Special thanks to "Los Padres"/ the Wild Child for pushing me to do this one.

Worth.

[Nothing24]

Got a new report for you guys from last night. If you want the backstory and full version head over to ISG and read my last few posts in the General thread. I'll try to make this one more straight to the point.

My HK "GF" has been dealing with a stalker ex boyfriend who managed to get himself banned from the club for being an asshole, to make another long story short.

I got to the club last night about a quarter til 9. Met my girl on the 2nd floor pretty much right away and we sat down for a couple drinks as she brought me up to speed about things. She was making her drinks last a while too which is always appreciated. Lots of kissing and cuddling. Don't know if it was just a coincidence or by design but there's this slim, tatted up employee, seems like he's some type of manager because of the way he dresses, but him and a security guy stood near our table the entire time. It felt like we had our own private security to make sure the ex boyfriend couldn't get anywhere near us, which felt kind of cool. But again, it could have just been a coincidence and they just decided to stand there and talk for whatever reason. My girl didn't say anything so I just pretended like I didn't notice them standing there either. After about 15-20 minutes all of a sudden she playfully says she wants to have a threesome with me tonight and it'll be free of charge on her end and I just got to pay the other girl. I hid my excitement and told her I'm game for whatever she wants to do. The topic of a threesome hadn't been brought up before. I didn't even know she was into girls as well but I can't say I'm surprised I guess. I asked if there was a girl in particular she was thinking of and she said there's this girl she is really attracted to but hasn't seen her today. She asked a mesero friend of hers if he had seen this other girl today and he said he didn't think so. She told him we were looking for a girl for a threesome and if he knew anybody that would be up for it and not a prude. He said he had a couple in mind and would try to find them for us. He ended up taking a while so she asked if I wanted to walk around the club with her to pick out a girl together and I said sure. She asked what kind of girl I wanted and I said I like whatever she likes. If it's one thing I have learned it's that you always let your girl pick the other girl in a threesome. We eventually ran into the mesero and he said he couldn't find the girls he had in mind but my girl said it was fine because we were just going to go on the hunt for one together. It was kind of fun walking around the club sizing up girls together and rating them on our personal scales saying what we liked about each one, I was letting her do most of the talking though as I didn't want her to think I was too excited about any other girl. I told her if she didn't end up liking anyone I was completely fine just being with her, as I was just trying to keep saying all the right things. She ended up really liking a girl who was dancing at the stage near the back entrance where they do the foam and whipped cream shows. She says the girls who dance back there are usually into other girls. I had never seen this girl before, she had a pretty nice natural body with a good ass and more than a handful of titties with an anime type look to her. We were watching her dance for a little bit and when she was done my girl went up to her right away and told her I was her man and she wanted to treat me to a threesome tonight and asked if she was up for it and she said yes. We didn't discuss a fee or anything we just went straight upstairs. The only thing that sucked was that they charged me double for the room since it was 2 girls, so 60 for the room, but not having to pay my girl somewhat eased the pain. I also got 2 drinks for myself included on top of the girls drinks since I was paying double.

In my head I was thinking this fucking girl better be into girl on girl action and DFK. So far we were having a pretty good vibe between the 3 of us. I believe we got room 210 which is a room all the way in a back corner, which is always preferred to not hear anybody else talking or walking around outside. The girl never made mention of her fee so I didn't say anything either. We were all chatting for a bit and then the clothes came off. The other girl had to pee before we kicked things off so when she headed to the toilet my girl started giving me a BBBJ (if it were just me and her the entire session would have been BBFS). The other girl said damn it you guys started without me. So as my girl continued her BBBJ as I was laying on my back the other girl sat on my face so I could eat her out. My girl was relentlessly attacking my dick and balls as the girl continued riding my face. Eventually they traded positions but the other girl threw on the cover for the blow job. After a few minutes my girl said she wanted to share my dick with the other girl and they both started blowing me simultaneously. My girl would occasionally give me some BLS action too in between turns. My girl then laid the other girl on her back and started eating her out. I took this as my cue to take my girl in doggy and pound away as she ate out the other girl. After several minutes of that as I kept pounding my girl in doggy, the girl got up to DFK me. My girl afterwards then also turned around to make out with me as well. The other girl said she wanted to ride me (BTW no switching of condom at any time), and she got on for cowgirl. My girl got up closer to me to make out while the other one rode me. When the girl eventually got tired my girl jumped on for RCG and then the other girl got up closer to me so I could suck on her titties and make out with her as well. When my girl got tired of RCG she hopped off and placed herself on the opposite side, spread eagle, facing my way so I started getting her with some heavy FIV action. The other girl then positioned herself in a similar way on the other side so I started FIV in her as well as my right hand is deep inside my girl and my left hand is now inside working the other girl too. They then get a little closer to each other to make out a little bit. After that they both then start blowing me again. The other girl tells me to get on her for mish. I start pounding away on her as my girl lays next to her and starts fingering herself while watching us. Every once in a while I would reach my girl so I could DFK her as I continued pounding away. The other girl says she wants me to cum on their tits and takes the rubber off. They start jacking me off together at the same time, my girls hand on top and the other girl's hand on the bottom stroking away. I was actually taking a while but they kept at it as they squished their tits together so I could spray all over them for the finish.

The other girl hopped in the shower while me and my girl fooled around and made out in the bed. I looked at my watch and we had hit the exact 30 minute mark but no knock from the clean up boys yet. My girl then jumped in the shower when the other one was done. Seeing as we never discussed a fee I slid her a hundred bucks and she said thank you and just stashed it in her purse, didn't even count it. My girl then got out and got dressed. We all continued chatting for a while as we enjoyed our drinks. Still no knock from the clean up boys. When the conversation started dying down we headed back downstairs to the club. I finally ran into a clean up boy around the corner and gave him a dollar. At this point it was about 10:40 pm. And me and my girl had one last drink in the club as her shift was ending. She said we should make plans to meet one of these days on a day that she's off to hang out away from the club and get a hotel room. I said sounds like a plan. We said our goodbyes at about 10 til 11 since she says it can sometimes take a while to clock out, guess they have some sort of check out process. I tried to track down the other girl on my way out because her name slipped my mind. Did a couple laps but didn't see her again. Next time I'll try to get her info. Took the HK courtesy sprinter van with a couple older foreign mongers back to the border.

[CptNuru]

This is a delayed report for TJ. I have went to TJ twice in the past 2 years. The first time was a fun experience and the second time was good as well, but could've been better. Inflation definitely hit HK and it's tip here tip there etc.. English speaking is hit or miss but if you speak Spanish you will have a blast. There will almost always be a girl that looks good / is your type but whether they give service depends. My suggestion is to weed out the pros. You can tell when they ask for a drink within the first minute of introduction. I will say that HK is still a great experience because it has a strip club vibe but obviously there is more that you can do here LOL. If you have any questions about pedestrian border crossing then DM me.

[TunaSlayer]

Haven't been to HK in about 6 months. I was dying to go. Went twice this week. Tuesday decided to hit up one of my regulars. She was working so I booked a room. Got to the zona around midnight. It was pretty packed at first and we couldn't get a table right away. Finally got a seat by the main stage by one of the booths in the back. Made a huge mistake by over drinking shots back to back. I was excited to be there. This girl is cool very chill laidback not a hustler never talks about money. Cute body cute face. Took her up to the room and the first session I was really messed up and even with the blue pill I couldn't nut. Paid for the 2nd session and the condom came off and I creampied her. She didn't mind since we knew each other pretty well. Only thing is she doesn't like to suck dick. Best part is when she squirted all over me once the condom came off. I sometimes think these girls pretend to be horny but man she was faking it good. Never been with a squirter and all the times I been with her she never did that. I was going to book a session with Polly from Musas to see some squirting but no need now. Takes time to find the good ones but when you do make sure to get the what's app. Walked into Adelitas and Chicago around 3 and it was crickets barely any girls working.

[Easy A]

Hoping someone can verify this. Since when does HK only do 30 dollar fichas? Those rose bottles.

[Captain Solo]

HK girls may order drinks that are expensive.

The little beer is $10.

Little pink champagne bottle is $30.

A shot of Don Julio 70 is $20, Patron Silver $30 ect.

Tell your chicas what you want to feed her.


Hoping someone can verify this. Since when does HK only do 30 dollar fichas? Those rose bottles.

[Harbors]

HK girls may order drinks that are expensive.

The little beer is $10.

Little pink champagne bottle is $30.

A shot of Don Julio 70 is $20, Patron Silver $30 ect.

Tell your chicas what you want to feed her.My understanding of Spanish is decent as long as it's spoken slowly enough. Girl asks for a drink. I tell the waiter, ok. I tell her to order and I can hear the dude say something like " he's already ordered for you. " I didn't but think nothing of it. Next thing I know he's at the table with my drink and two mini bottles of rose. By the time he mentioned the price only one bottle was opened. Didn't even know wine was on the menu.

My careful out there.

[WhoreMaster 91]

HK girls may order drinks that are expensive.

The little beer is $10.

Little pink champagne bottle is $30.

A shot of Don Julio 70 is $20, Patron Silver $30 ect.

Tell your chicas what you want to feed her.Only My Penis.

[Reds101]

Made my way to TJ around 3 PM on Saturday.

PedEast was pretty packed. The line for Mexicans was super long. The line for foreigners wasn't very long but they made every single person fill out the form and if you had a passport book, they were stamping them as well. I filled out the form and showed my passport card and was on my way through security in about 20 minutes.

Spent most of my time at HK. It was pretty busy but there were a LOT of really good looking girls. Talked to a few of them as I was walking around to see if anyone would do a BBBJ.

Got a girl named sofia to agree. She looked similar to tiare_angel on instagram.

She took me upstairs and got to business. Provided a decent BBBJ but no kissing. Put cover on for 3-4 different positions and finished in about 20 min. Definitely not as intimate as some of the AMPs here but it was a nice change of scenery.

Standard fees for the girl and room.

Walked around a bit to a few different clubs but they were pretty dead.

On my way back, the line to cross the border was several city blocks long. Someone towards the middle of the line told me he had been in line for 1. 5 hours already.

Sentri line was empty so I walked up with my global entry card and was able to get through to PedEast in a couple minutes.

[Acura8888]

HK bar is more expensive than Vancouver, Canada. I live close and you can get an hour for 260/270 no rush no tipping this person and that person.

At 260/270 Canadian that comes to around 197 USD. This is from an agency I have been going to for years in Vancouver.

The last time I went to HK it was 80/100 half hr than 30 for room plus tips, the doorman will tug at you if you don't tip. It wears me out the constant tipping from waiters, coat guy, clean up guy.

[Captain Solo]

Does she need a microscope to find her meal? Hehe.


Only My Penis.

[Captain Solo]

Yep. Tijuana is expensive now. Buy girls a few fichas $20, girl $100, hotel $30, tips $5, total $185 for a session.

But HK has a lot of hot girls everyday for selection. The big selection is the main appeal. It's fun to flirt with girls and pick the hottest ones. Also HK is a fun place to party with your friends while bagging a few girls a night. US does not have similar venues with the same sexy appeals. Las Vegas is very expensive and mostly miss not hit. Prostitution is illegal and aggressively prosecuted in most cities with stings and traps.

Even with minimum communication, the hot young girls in HK can be fun, sweet, sexy, some will give you full BB GFEs. I feel sad for the dire circumstances some of these girls are in, saddled with bastards kids, unemployment and poverty. What I hate is some bar girls, like 50%, will smell fishy or extremely stinky with dead fish pussies, a frequent problem with girls in Latin countries.

Tijuana has some very attractive girls on the streets, and they are safe, no theft, robberies, drugging problems. They charge only $20-30 for half hour. Book a hotel room and take them for long sessions. Have not had any stinky pussies with street girls. A few street girls will do BB GFEs for the right prices.


HK bar is more expensive than Vancouver, Canada. I live close and you can get an hour for 260/270 no rush no tipping this person and that person.

At 260/270 Canadian that comes to around 197 USD. This is from an agency I have been going to for years in Vancouver.

The last time I went to HK it was 80/100 half hr than 30 for room plus tips, the doorman will tug at you if you don't tip. It wears me out the constant tipping from waiters, coat guy, clean up guy.

[TunaSlayer]

Had the itch so I hit up my girl at HK early in the week. She said she was working and last minute flaked out on me. Said she was sick but you never know with these girls. She always gives me a great GFE experience when the date follows thru. So with the change of plans it was time to go fishing. Checked out Adelitas and didn't really see anything I liked. Mostly older women and the best ones were taken. Did a quick lap and I was out of there. On my way to Chicago I saw a very very hot street girl. She looked like she belonged in the clubs and not on the street. She looked cold and miserable. I even thought about turning around after I walked past her. The captain in me really wanted to save a ho. One day I'm going to bang a street girl just to check it off my box. Chicago had a good amount of girls working, last time I was there I only saw like less than 10 girls and it was dead. It was about 1 AM and I like to start late and go into the early morning. Sat at the hot tub. There was a girl in the Jacuzzi but she wasn't doing anything. I even bought her a beer and she was kinda just floating. There was a girl sitting right next to me and I knew right away I was going to arriba her. Very young sweet girl said she was 21 but looked like she 18-19, reminded me of a younger skinnier version of Ella Knox the porn star. We made eye contact and I was ready for the fun to begin. It was actually the opposite and was torture the first 30 minutes. I don't speak any Spanish and she has very little English so it was rough. Everything thru translate and I was getting annoyed reading and typing while drunk. She was firing questions one after another. Thinking back now maybe she was screening me. She even wanted to look at my photos on my phone to see if I had a GF. I was almost going to leave to HK but I thought I'll give her a chance wise she's so cute and I'm glad I did. At one point my waiter knew I was annoyed and even ask if I wanted to rotate girls. I could tell she was nervous and new at Chicago. She had this OG girl floating around us and once in awhile the OG would walk by and say something to her. I think she was coaching her. I had to finally break the ice and ask if she could dance for me thru translator. It was awesome this girl could grind. She would do this thing where she plant her ass on my dick and very slowly slide down with my dick between her ass cheeks. She was really into making out so we were one of those couples in the club. I'm not a big kisser but what ever it takes to get them horny. This girl was really shy at first but with more time was really opening up to me. After about an hour of making out, me fingering her wet pussy, and lots of shots we agreed on 100 to go upstairs. 16 for the room but on the way out he charged me another 16 cause we were in there for an hour. In the room I buried my dick in and came 3 times. The first time I came it was at the 20 minute mark I thought I was done and she kept saying one more one more please. I was confused at first and thought she wanted to charge me more money to keep going but she just wanted more dick. So I banged her with the same condom I just came in. At this point we had already gone thru all the positions and I nutted in doggy and missionary. I was exhausted and she took the condom off put on a new one and said one more baby please. She got on top of me and started riding. I remember fingering her at one point and noticing how small and tight her pussy is. This girl was a freak. I came again with her on top and man I'm glad I took the blue pill. Really made me feel like Superman. Chicago had a power outage and you could hear everyone in the club complaining once the music stop. It was like once the power went out my girl got even more horny. So we went at it again. No lie today my abs hurt from the workout. We were fucking so hard I'm surprised the condom never rip. I think what turned me on so much about this girl is how tiny she is. Super short girl and with a nice curvy Latina body. I'm so use to fucking fake asses and tits it was a nice change. I remember one part where we were in missionary I was rocking the bed hard and I looked at her and her eyes were rolled back like she was on ecstasy. After that we spent a little more time in the club and she wasn't done. She was riding me grinding on me tongue down my throat and her panties were still wet. I had nothing left in me. I'm in my early 30's and she drained me and left me feeling like an old man. She was still whispering in my ear she wanted more please. It was 5 am at this point and not much customers in the club more so girls. There was 4 girls all sitting in the booth facing us and they were watching us make out and grinding. My girl knew she was being watched so she really turned it up. I was fingering her in the club while she was riding dry humping me and she was moaning. She did not care. It's crazy what tequila does to these girls. We swapped what's app and I'm talking to her now while writing this out. I always try to get pictures the next day so the memory doesn't get lost. Never had a TJ puta fuck me with so much passion. We spent hours not even talking, no more google translate. Just communicating by kissing touching and fucking. Said our goodbyes and I headed to the border The line was frickin crazy. This guy came up to me and he said he could get me to the front for 20 bucks. I thought it was like the bus or maybe he had someone waiting in line up front but nope couple guys just escorted me to the front pass everyone and they just pushed me through. This guy saw us and I could tell he was going to say something but the 3 guys were mad dog him. I felt bad and even told him sorry after they left. But I got thru quick it was nice. Man I'm lucky to live so close to the zona. No where else in the world I'd rather live. Hopefully one day I get to kick it with one of the bros. I always ask when I'm in the clubs but no one knows what ISG is.

[Pimp21]

I'm thinking of doing a trip to TJ in February. Was curious if anyone wants to join going there around this time?

[ADwightSchrute]

I'm thinking of doing a trip to TJ in February. Was curious if anyone wants to join going there around this time?When in Feb.? Doing a day trip or staying a weekend?

[WhoreMaster 91]

Does she need a microscope to find her meal? Hehe.Mine is bigger than yours hehe.

[ThaManBey]

I'm thinking of doing a trip to TJ in February. Was curious if anyone wants to join going there around this time?Traveling to SD the first weekend in February with 3 other friends. Bringing them to TJ for a day and night that Saturday.

[Pimp21]

Was thinking of weekend. I can do any time. I can do first weekend too. Pm if you are interested.


When in Feb.? Doing a day trip or staying a weekend?

[ADwightSchrute]

Was thinking of weekend. I can do any time. I can do first weekend too. Pm if you are interested.I'll check schedule and PM if I can.

[Reds101]

Christmas in Tijuana.

Didn't have much going on after spending time with family earlier in the week instead so headed to TJ around 2 PM on Sunday 12/25.

Parked in one of the paid lots (25 bucks) and made my way to Ped East. No line at all to cross into TJ.

Border crossing officer asked if I have weed on me (I must have stunk from smoking in the parking lot right before crossing LOL) I was honest and told him I smoked before coming but don't have anything on me. He asked "are you sure?" and I said yes and there was no problem afterwards. I wasn't nervous or anything since I definitely wasn't possessing anything at the time.

Took a cab to HK for 8 bucks, I normally try to negotiate down to 6 just out of principle but I didn't want to be stingy on Christmas so just went with it.

I stopped by a few different clubs before heading into HK and they were mostly dead.

HK had a decent amount of girls but it was definitely a sausage fest compared to any other time I've been there. I saw maybe 5-6 girls that are my type but I spent an hour or so walking around and chatting with some of them. Sure I could have asked to go upstairs as soon as I got there but what's the fun in that.

After some browsing, I decided to ask a girl that I liked for a lap dance. The dude outside the booths quoted me $33 for 5 min of lap dance. I counted with $60 for 15 min and he agreed and talked to the girl about it and we made our way into the booth. After a few minutes, I asked her if she would give me a Christmas BBBJ. She was a bit hesitant but I pulled out 100 bucks and she asked if I want to go upstairs but I said no, BBBJ here in the lap dance room. She agreed and got down to business, gave me a nice sensual BBBJ and I would occasionally get her to stand back up and turn around and grind on me in between as well which was cool.

Although it wasn't a guarantee I really enjoy these "talked into it" / "unexpected" scenarios where I can get a provider to provide a service that isn't just a scripted. Pay, go upstairs to the room, boom boom, done. IMO that's what mongering is all about since anyone can get standard services as long as they are willing to pay the standard prices.

Afterwards I walked around HK a bit more just browsing and also went back outside to check out some other clubs again but they were all still mostly dead.

Before crossing back I walked around to check out if any street girls caught my eye. A couple of them did but when I asked for BBBJ they said no so I just kept walking.

I then ran across a group of 3 or 4 girls standing around together and asked if I could get 2 of them at the same time.

After some back and forth, negotiated for 40 bucks each girl plus the room fee so 90 bucks total for a threesome with two street girls. Got some cool double CBJ, ball licking while one girl was riding, and for the finish I had them both in k9 and went back and forth between them before finishing in the bag.

Gave them 10 bucks each extra for Christmas spirits and then headed back over to the border. Line to cross back into the US was quite long but used the sentri line with global entry and was through within five min.

On the way back home, stopped by Jollibee since it was one of the only things open and got a bunch of fried chicken with adobo rice and a couple peach mango pies to finish off my Christmas.

[Magnum44]

I was there on Christmas Eve and you're spot on about it being a total sausage fest. I almost left without partaking in any holiday fun. New Year's Eve might be better.


Christmas in Tijuana.

Didn't have much going on after spending time with family earlier in the week instead so headed to TJ around 2 PM on Sunday 12/25.

Parked in one of the paid lots (25 bucks) and made my way to Ped East. No line at all to cross into TJ.

Border crossing officer asked if I have weed on me (I must have stunk from smoking in the parking lot right before crossing LOL) I was honest and told him I smoked before coming but don't have anything on me. He asked "are you sure?" and I said yes and there was no problem afterwards. I wasn't nervous or anything since I definitely wasn't possessing anything at the time.

Took a cab to HK for 8 bucks, I normally try to negotiate down to 6 just out of principle but I didn't want to be stingy on Christmas so just went with it.

I stopped by a few different clubs before heading into HK and they were mostly dead.

HK had a decent amount of girls but it was definitely a sausage fest compared to any other time I've been there. I saw maybe 5-6 girls that are my type but I spent an hour or so walking around and chatting with some of them. Sure I could have asked to go upstairs as soon as I got there but what's the fun in that.

After some browsing, I decided to ask a girl that I liked for a lap dance. The dude outside the booths quoted me $33 for 5 min of lap dance. I counted with $60 for 15 min and he agreed and talked to the girl about it and we made our way into the booth. After a few minutes, I asked her if she would give me a Christmas BBBJ. She was a bit hesitant but I pulled out 100 bucks and she asked if I want to go upstairs but I said no, BBBJ here in the lap dance room. She agreed and got down to business, gave me a nice sensual BBBJ and I would occasionally get her to stand back up and turn around and grind on me in between as well which was cool.

Although it wasn't a guarantee I really enjoy these "talked into it" / "unexpected" scenarios where I can get a provider to provide a service that isn't just a scripted. Pay, go upstairs to the room, boom boom, done. IMO that's what mongering is all about since anyone can get standard services as long as they are willing to pay the standard prices.

Afterwards I walked around HK a bit more just browsing and also went back outside to check out some other clubs again but they were all still mostly dead.

Before crossing back I walked around to check out if any street girls caught my eye. A couple of them did but when I asked for BBBJ they said no so I just kept walking.

I then ran across a group of 3 or 4 girls standing around together and asked if I could get 2 of them at the same time.

After some back and forth, negotiated for 40 bucks each girl plus the room fee so 90 bucks total for a threesome with two street girls. Got some cool double CBJ, ball licking while one girl was riding, and for the finish I had them both in k9 and went back and forth between them before finishing in the bag.

Gave them 10 bucks each extra for Christmas spirits and then headed back over to the border. Line to cross back into the US was quite long but used the sentri line with global entry and was through within five min.

On the way back home, stopped by Jollibee since it was one of the only things open and got a bunch of fried chicken with adobo rice and a couple peach mango pies to finish off my Christmas.

[GdAloha]

So I'm back in town for the Holidays after being gone for sometime with work.

I made a nice visit down to TJ a week ago, I believe the 20th. Haven't had time to write a review. Reach out to a few regulars and only one of them was in town working. Made my way around to all the clubs, actually met a young guy early 20's in the limo ride to HK and I was glad I was able to share some pointers for him. Took him around the streets and explain to him the street girls costs and how much rooms can cost. He was super excited. He'd only been a few time to TJ and only goes to HK, so I had to take him to the other clubs and give him some tips. He wanted to by me a drink, but I don't drink and it turns out he didn't either. After giving a tour, I didn't see much in the clubs and maybe one street girl I was interested in.

I ended up just messaging a regular and I went back to Tropical. I think on the international thread Captain Solo mention that Tropical smelled, I can second that. I was wondering what the he'll happened in here. I only talked with the girl for about 10 min, didn't get her a drink and finally told her let's go upstairs because I want out of here.

Made it to the room, still can't believe they're charging $30 for 30 min. If I make it back, I'll stick with Chicago. Even went to the bar to pick up your drink and no one's working it. The girls looking around and decided to just go to the room. Make it to the room do the usual and get a nice CIM finish. This girl must of missed me because she wouldn't let him go, just kept sucking. I figured after a few minutes she's get up and spit, but kept going at it. Finally releases and just smiles and shows me the load. I always like when a girl gives me a peak that she got it all. We talked for a bit and I asked how she was doing and she said she was a little sick. I was confused and brought out the app and she said that she just tested positive for the Flu the day before. I got kind of irritated because why the hell didn't she say that and why was she not masked or anything. This was just before the holiday and I needed to be at the family gathering. Over translate she talked about how almost all the girls in tropical have the Flu. Not sure if something was lost in translation or what. But I thought we'll crap, maybe that's why it's smelled terrible. Everyone is sick.

Gave her the $80, said our goodbyes and parted ways. It was a nice visit while in town, but with the holidays the talent is lacking. Luckily, I didn't catch the Flu!

[Nothing24]

I was there on Christmas Eve and you're spot on about it being a total sausage fest. I almost left without partaking in any holiday fun. New Year's Eve might be better.Christmas time, pretty much the entire holiday season is the worst time to go to TJ. Most hot chicks are out of town visiting their families in central and southern Mexico. Some don't even come back until February or March as they don't get to see them for most of the year.

Had some free time Monday night so I decided to head down for a trip. All of my regulars are out of town and being the day after Christmas I knew not much would be going on. Sure enough all the clubs were dead. It was around 9 pm which should be one of their busiest times. Hong Kong was the most popping but on this night it still wasn't up to par as the second string girls were all on duty. The highlight was two girls putting on a foam and whipped cream show in the back area. These girls were wild and putting on a great show. You could grab and completely ravage their bodies for measly dollar tips. I practically lost my hand inside one of them and she was loving it. I wish I could have taken her upstairs to bang but she was on stage the entire time I was there so I'll have to look out for her next time since she is a total freak.

Ended up finding a very cute spinner out in the alley, for my taste she was the hottest chick I had seen all night. Very pretty face and the ideal spinner body. She quoted 7 bucks for the room and 30 for standard sex but no oral. With street chicks you got to ask how much for oral and completely nude. For that, she quoted me 45 bucks. Tried to get her down to 40 but she was standing firm. I didn't haggle too much seeing as how it's still the holiday season and she's out there standing in the cold. If I had pesos I could have gotten a better deal, probably the equivalent of 35 dollars or so but it was almost 11 pm and all exchange houses were closed. The room had a nice horizontal body length mirror next to the bed so it was cool looking at it while I was drilling her. She was even looking at it for long periods several times so she was enjoying it as well. Overall a pretty nice session and I would repeat.

I'll be heading back Friday night, one of my regulars is coming back to work new years and wants to spend the night with me at a nearby hotel.

GdAloha, just assume every girl down there has the flu. Youre basically rolling the dice at this time of year being flu season. One of my girls was sick last week but she was up front about it at least. We were together for 2 hours and thankfully I didnt get sick but I was definitely opening myself up for it. I didnt care, this girl's worth it LOL.

[Nothing24]

Was supposed to meet with one of my regulars but her babysitter bailed on her so had to take a rain check. Got to Hong Kong around 8 pm, the place was packed, even with every section open. After a couple laps around the place I spotted 2 cute girls sitting at a table with a bucket of beer on the Chavelas side of the club which is the more laid back spot within HK. Guess some guy must have been sitting with them drinking beers and took off for whatever reason. One of them looked about 19 years old and the other one about 25. The younger one was way more tipsy than the other one and hornier as well. A guy passed by them and the young one tried to playfully grab him to sit him down at their table but he was sort of taken aback by it. He thought about sitting down for a second but eventually kept on walking. I saw my opportunity to swoop in since they seemed like a wild pair. I walked up to their table and tipped them a couple bucks to feel them out. Sure enough the young one takes my hand and yanks me down in between them. The young one then immediately starts making out with me. She then instructs me to kiss her friend as well. Who am I to object? So I then start making out with the friend as well. The young one then starts making out with the other one. I felt like I hit the lottery. The 25 yr old then sat on my lap with her back towards me grinding her ass on my lap. I reached around to feel her pussy and she wasn't wearing any panties so I dove in for some FIV action to which she didn't seem to mind. The younger one then grabs my face and starts DFK'ing me pretty aggressively. This girl was wild LOL. She then hops on her friends lap facing us both as the other one is still on my lap with her back towards me. The young one then took turns making out with both of us. She then takes down her friends top and tells me to suck her right nipple and she'll get the left and we go at it while her friend is getting a kick out of it. We then meet at the middle and start to make out some more. By now a few waiters started swarming our table wanting me to buy drinks but what the fuck, they got a whole bucket of beer there. The fuck I look like buying some drinks. Then this other guy approached us, he seemed to be some type of manager and said I had to pretty much pay for play. I said how much and he said 20 bucks, the equivalent of 2 drinks for the girls. Since I was having a good ass time I just threw him the 20 bucks to leave us alone and continue having fun with these chicks. We all started making out again and now I was fingering the young one as well inside of her panties, she was soaking wet. The young one then bent her friend who wasn't wearing any panties over the table and started eating her out from the back. Her friend was just giggling as the other one went to town on her and I was just simultaneously feeling both of them up as much as possible. After a few more minutes more waiters started dropping by our table and being annoying as fuck. I could already tell they were just going to try to milk as much money out of me as possible. Now while both of these chicks were fun, the younger one was prettier and the wildest of the two by far. The other one was sort of just going with the flow and having fun with it. But the younger one was a straight up freak! So I turned to the younger one and asked if she wanted to go fuck at the hotel. She then pretty much implied that they were a package deal. Now if the other one was a little sex crazed demon like the young one I would have had no problem taking them both, but since she was just going with the flow and not seemingly as horny, I didn't feel like shelling out the money for both of them. So I told the younger one I just wanted her. She seemed bummed but then said ok. We sat at the table a little more but she wouldn't get up. I stood up beside the table so she could get the hint to start heading upstairs but she remained at the table. A couple of waiters came up to me and asked if I wanted more drinks but I told them no and that I was just waiting for the girl to head upstairs. The waiter then talked to the girl and she seemed confused. I think she was too drunk to know what the fuck was going on. I then motioned to her again to head upstairs and she just nodded but wouldn't get up. I started losing my patience and told her if she didn't get up I was going to leave. She then said ok let's go but wouldn't get up. What the fuck man LOL. I told her you know what, I'm going to go take a lap, maybe I'll catch you later and left. I don't know what this girl's deal was. Maybe she just wanted to hustle guys for drinks and tips, who knows.

I then made my way to a girl on girl whipped cream show in the back which was kind of cool because they got 2 civilian chicks involved, making out with them and getting them topless. They had a pretty big crowd gathered watching them have fun. I then went and checked out the other surrounding clubs nearby, all were pretty busy but not enough girls to my liking pretty much everywhere. When I made my way back to Hong Kong I spotted the young chick from before sitting at a table by herself drinking a beer. I walked up to her and she seemed surprised to see me again. She told me to sit down and we started making out again LOL. I asked where her friend was and she said what friend? I said the one you were sitting with over there, and pointed to where they were at before and she genuinely seemed confused LOL. This girl was something else. A waiter then came and asked if I wanted to buy drinks for the table. Might as well have a little more fun with this girl. We chatted for a little while and then I asked if she felt like going upstairs now. She asked how much I had for her and I low balled her with 80. She then said it was 100. I told her how about we agree on 80 and if everything is all good I will tip you an extra 20. She gave me a look like that wasn't going to work for her which made me have doubts about taking her upstairs because why wouldn't everything turn out all good? She said let's go for 100 then, and I reiterated 80, and 20 for good service. She then made another face like she didn't like that. WTF? As much as I wanted to bang her I went with my gut instinct and ended up walking away. I had my fun with her but she's definitely a girl you're better off drinking and having a good time with rather than banging.

I stepped outside to circle the block to check out the street action and ended up running across a chick with huge boobs. I approached and asked how much to bang. She quoted 500 pesos for standard service but for 100 more she would thrown in oral and tittie fucking. Sounded like a deal to me. The room was another 100 pesos for 700 total or the equivalent of 35 bucks. Clothes came off and we began with the tittie fucking. I shit you guys not I felt like cumming right away. Had to stop her after a couple minutes otherwise I would have busted and I still wanted to bang her. She then gave me a standard CBJ. After that she got on for CG. Switched to mish then doggy. Contemplated whether to finish in Russian or CG and ended up going with CG because she wouldn't let me finish in Russian without a rubber. After we finished we chatted for a while, she ended up being a very cool chick. I then did one last round of the clubs but it was just more of the same so decided to finally head back home. Took the Hong Kong courtesy van back to the border. It was almost midnight so hardly any wait in line to get back to this side of the border.

[AlexJavi]

I have looked through the forum but have not found too much info on this place. Planning on trying it out this week and I will leave a review of it. Can anyone give me some insight beforehand? Dm me or comments would be much appreciated.

[Acura8888]

Anyone know what happened to Hotel Ticuan? You can't book them on any of the usual booking sites like Expedia etc.

Its very hard to find a quiet hotel room in DT TJ. Most are near clubs and the boom from the clubs makes it super hard to sleep unless you like to start sleeping at 4 am.

In the Ticuan there are rooms right in the middle of the two towers where you don't hear any of it. Or take a chance that the front desk gives you a room on the other side away from the club. I always just book the middle of the hotel room to be safe and pay a few extra dollars.

[RainMan5]

I posted on the international thread about sticking to a $900 budget on all future TJ trips for at least the foreseeable future. Very manageable if your not buying many lady drinks or need to bang only HK chicks every few hours.

There are some decent cheaper hotels on the outskirts of Zona Norte. Considering staying at these hotels during the beginning or ending of each trip and just drinking and partying those nights and times until I have my Cascades or Rizo hotel room.

Trying to recall the checkout and check in times again. I believe you can check in as early as 2 or 3 and can check out up to 1 pm, so you can almost have a room for 24 hours. You could do a bar girl in the afternoon, at night, and again the next morning all for only 1 night hotel charge. Even better if its a Mondat / Tuesday with 70% off with VIP card.

[CumberlandBlue]

Anyone know what happened to Hotel Ticuan? You can't book them on any of the usual booking sites like Expedia etc.

Its very hard to find a quiet hotel room in DT TJ. Most are near clubs and the boom from the clubs makes it super hard to sleep unless you like to start sleeping at 4 am.

In the Ticuan there are rooms right in the middle of the two towers where you don't hear any of it. Or take a chance that the front desk gives you a room on the other side away from the club. I always just book the middle of the hotel room to be safe and pay a few extra dollars.$125/ night or thereabouts. Hotels.com.

[Taco007]

I have looked through the forum but have not found too much info on this place. Planning on trying it out this week and I will leave a review of it. Can anyone give me some insight beforehand? Dm me or comments would be much appreciated.Did you go? How was it? Used to go there a lot in 2000's.

[Acura8888]

Anyone have advice on this place.

https://www.expedia.com/Tijuana-Hotels-Eazy-Living-Tijuana-Centro.h28765861.Hotel-Information?chkin=2023-03-07&chkout=2023-03-10&x_pwa=1&rfrr=HSR&pwa_ts=1672967892578&referrerUrl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZXhwZWRpYS5jb20vSG90ZWwtU2VhcmNo&useRewards=true&rm1=a2&regionId=3439&destination=Tijuana+%28 and+vicinity%29%2 C+Baja+California%2 C+Mexico&destType=MARKET&neighborhoodId=553248633981716749&sort=RECOMMENDED&top_dp=61&top_cur=USD&userIntent=&selectedRoomType=216616531&selectedRatePlan=264058301.

All I want is a good nights sleep and not much requested. Anyone stayed there before and if so is it near Loud bars?

[TheMan31]

Anyone have advice on this place.

https://www.expedia.com/Tijuana-Hotels-Eazy-Living-Tijuana-Centro.h28765861.Hotel-Information?chkin=2023-03-07&chkout=2023-03-10&x_pwa=1&rfrr=HSR&pwa_ts=1672967892578&referrerUrl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZXhwZWRpYS5jb20vSG90ZWwtU2VhcmNo&useRewards=true&rm1=a2&regionId=3439&destination=Tijuana+%28 and+vicinity%29%2 C+Baja+California%2 C+Mexico&destType=MARKET&neighborhoodId=553248633981716749&sort=RECOMMENDED&top_dp=61&top_cur=USD&userIntent=&selectedRoomType=216616531&selectedRatePlan=264058301.

All I want is a good nights sleep and not much requested. Anyone stayed there before and if so is it near Loud bars?I stayed there last summer. It's quiet and perfect form me, most people like to be around the action but for me it was too loud there. I'ts a little high in price for TJ if you ask me.

[JackMan303]

Going to be in town for a week staying in the Gaslamp area, I won't have a rental so I was curios if it is possible to uber to TJ and back? Trying to see if its worth the cost or if I should just stick to AMP's and the like in SD?

[Cockasians]

Going to be in town for a week staying in the Gaslamp area, I won't have a rental so I was curios if it is possible to uber to TJ and back? Trying to see if its worth the cost or if I should just stick to AMP's and the like in SD?Take the trolley to the boarder, walk across, and catch a taxi to your destination.

[Cbears]

Going to be in town for a week staying in the Gaslamp area, I won't have a rental so I was curios if it is possible to uber to TJ and back? Trying to see if its worth the cost or if I should just stick to AMP's and the like in SD?Catch the blue line trolley all the way to the border for $2. 50 I believe, hop on at the Park and Market station. If time is limited then this won't work but if you have the time then TJ is much more bang for your buck.

[AlexJavi]

Finally went down to see if it was all that special. Walk in and pay the 55 for the first half hour to the house for the "massage" which is a glorified rub. Then they bring out the line up. It was better than most Latina providers in SD. Around same quality as JW or Moon. All girls pretty young I would say all in their 20's. Picked a girl and we went to the room. Free beer or shot of tequila is a nice touch. Massage was a joke, so just went down to business. 125 for everything, and it was fucking awesome. Showered after at the place with the help from the girl. If you want a massage this isn't the place for you. But if you don't want to go to Deja vu or go to zona Norte this would be a solid place. Right next to pueblo amigo and caliente too which is nice. 8/10 Only reason not a 9 is because the massage was a joke.

[Nothing24]

Going to be in town for a week staying in the Gaslamp area, I won't have a rental so I was curios if it is possible to uber to TJ and back? Trying to see if its worth the cost or if I should just stick to AMP's and the like in SD?Like a couple others have said, definitely take the trolley to San Ysidro and get off on the last stop at the border and follow the crowd into Mexico. Take a taxi to the Hong Kong club and don't pay more than 5 bucks. They will sense that you're a rookie and try to hustle you for ten bucks. Just keep walking up to cab drivers and say five bucks to Hong Kong until one says yes. You can actually catch a bus for less than a dollar but that would require knowledge of the area. Then on your way back do the same, or tell the valet guys at the front of the club that you want a ride to the border and they will arrange a courtesy ride back and just tip them a couple bucks. If you've read up on some reports you know not to pay a girl more than a hundred and the room will cost you 30 for 30 minutes. They also have an option now for 40 for 45 minutes.

[SdfitLife]

I've visited the clubs countless times in Zona Norte but, I was craving a calmer experience reminiscent of my time with AAMP girls on this side of the border. First off, communication was a piece of cake. It took a few tries and it would seem these girls tend to book up fast / have limited availability on weekends. I arrange the girl I want to see and which hotel and I'm off to the races. I make it to the border and hail a taxi to La Mansion. Slightly longer ride than the trip to Zona but I soon found out it was well worth the trip. I think I'm hooked. No pestering, knocking or annoying phone calls. A much cleaner room and the girl was perfect. I might be done with the clubs at least for awhile.

[MongerSeeker]

You can either catch the blue line or green line depending which more convenient. The blue line runs along fifth av. The green line runs along Harbor dr. It is $5 for all day. It is easiest to download the Pronto app & pay that way. With Pronto app you activate ticket at stations. They have these machines on a pole. You can either walk, take the taxi van or take Uber. You can also use InDrive ride share. With InDrive you pay cash. It is only about a 15 or 20 minute walk to the Zona. Just head toward the arch. Just head west and walk through the old shopping mall. From there you walk across pedestrian bridge From there you head up the pedestrian street. It is probably best to catch a ride back to the border at night.


Catch the blue line trolley all the way to the border for $2. 50 I believe, hop on at the Park and Market station. If time is limited then this won't work but if you have the time then TJ is much more bang for your buck.

[Ziqurs]

Are the girls there are clinically tested?

[Magnum44]

Was at HK last night. Room rate is now 40 for 40-45 minutes. Didn't seem too bad, but this might cause the ladies to raise their rates. I hope not. That aside, I had a really nice time, despite the rate increase and the very large crowd.

[Waylay]

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[Cruzier1]

Are the girls there are clinically tested?It's legal in Mexico so the bar girls (HK) are. I'm not sure about agency girls, but I imagine so. I'd also think all bets are off for the street girls.

[Cruzier1]

I've visited the clubs countless times in Zona Norte but, I was craving a calmer experience reminiscent of my time with AAMP girls on this side of the border. First off, communication was a piece of cake. It took a few tries and it would seem these girls tend to book up fast / have limited availability on weekends. I arrange the girl I want to see and which hotel and I'm off to the races. I make it to the border and hail a taxi to La Mansion. Slightly longer ride than the trip to Zona but I soon found out it was well worth the trip. I think I'm hooked. No pestering, knocking or annoying phone calls. A much cleaner room and the girl was perfect. I might be done with the clubs at least for awhile.This honestly sounds great compared to constant interruptions at small AMPs. Prices are in line what I pay here for a massage and a tug too. AlexJavi's report of Luxor Spa has me intrigued as well. I could see myself doing a weekend down there soon.

Cheers for the report.

[Taco007]

Finally went down to see if it was all that special. Walk in and pay the 55 for the first half hour to the house for the "massage" which is a glorified rub. Then they bring out the line up. It was better than most Latina providers in SD. Around same quality as JW or Moon. All girls pretty young I would say all in their 20's. Picked a girl and we went to the room. Free beer or shot of tequila is a nice touch. Massage was a joke, so just went down to business. 125 for everything, and it was fucking awesome. Showered after at the place with the help from the girl. If you want a massage this isn't the place for you. But if you don't want to go to Deja vu or go to zona Norte this would be a solid place. Right next to pueblo amigo and caliente too which is nice. 8/10 Only reason not a 9 is because the massage was a joke.Used to frequent this place in the early 2000's. I would get so happy with the line ups. Most beautiful latinas I have ever seen.

[Acura8888]

I don't think walking that bridge at night is a good idea. The bad guys know you are heading to the Zona with a few hundred. The area there is deserted with abandoned storefronts and bleak.

Taking the local bus for 50 cents is not easy now as they have made it where only locals know where it is and the taxi guys are right in your face. Use to be 5 bucks easy now its 7 to 8.

Now I hear HK is 40 per room fee. Hey it is what it is.

[Captain Solo]

Putas in TJ are required to register and take STI test every 30 days, regardless they work the streets or in bars.

Escort services are illegal, so the girls don't have to register or test. There are girls from outside Mexico working for the services.

Bars are required to check girls' IDs, registration, work permits, STI test, but even in the strictest and most lucrative bar like HK doesn't always do it. Other bars are less strict and have foreign girls working. Have never seen health inspectors checking health cards in any bar, except when there are large police raids, like every 10 years.

Street girls are subject to health card checks by inspectors. I have seen them on the streets with girls and records. Street girls tend to be more sexually conservative. I have not met one in TJ with a smelly, dead-fish pussy in 20 years. Bar girls are wilder, do lots of kinky sex, about half have stinky pussies, which are proof of STI. Unregistered and unregulated escorts are even worse, Guys with lots of experiences claim 3/4 escort have stinky pussies.


Are the girls there are clinically tested?

[Nothing24]

Had agreed to meet up with a Hong Kong chick around 6 pm yesterday when she was off duty but some shit happened and had to kill some time so headed to Adelitas to watch the Chargers completely shit the bed against the fucking Jaguars. Had several girls approach me sitting at the bar, the best one was a thick blonde Colombian girl, she was grinding on me and making out. She asked if I would buy her a drink so went ahead and got her one since she was a little wild. She kept kissing me and putting my hands all over her promising a good session upstairs. Since I was still holding out for my other girl or hoping to run into some other ones in HK, had to politely turn her down. She even offered to throw in anal but still had to decline. She couldn't believe it since I was pretty much leading her into thinking I was going to bang her. Eventually she got frustrated I wouldn't take her to the hotel and she took off.

After the game was over headed to Hong Kong since I never heard back from that other girl. Seemed like she got into some drama with her boyfriend. They were charging $5 to get in with a beer included, I think they only do this on Saturday nights. Maybe Friday's too. Did a couple of laps but didn't see some girls I was hoping to, until I saw a young spinner I have had my eye on for a couple of weeks now. Hadn't been able to talk to her because other guys always get to her first. Invited her to sit down for a drink to feel her out, but I pretty much knew she was a good time from what I had already seen. She said she's 22 from Mexico City. Sure enough after her first drink she was giving me an awesome lap dance with DFK. Kept it going for a couple of more drinks since she was giving me my money's worth and eventually took her upstairs to the hotel. Had a pretty good time with her and felt like cumming in every position. I wish I would have jerked off before leaving my house so I could have lasted longer. Since I was supposed to meet up with that other girl for a MSOG session, I went in fresh. The best I could do was switch positions every time I felt like cumming. Even still I couldn't make myself last the whole 30 minutes, this girl's pussy felt too good, finished in around 20. I'm going to throw her in the rotation for sure. Did a couple of last laps around the club and didn't see any of my other girls which was fine since I didn't want to spend anymore money. I would rather save it for my next trip. Took off a little after 10. Since it was raining I drove into TJ hoping the line on the way back wouldn't be too long. Got lucky and only ended up doing 15 minutes. Saturday nights are usually brutal if you're driving, unless you have a Sentri pass or Global Entry.


Was at HK last night. Room rate is now 40 for 40-45 minutes. Didn't seem too bad, but this might cause the ladies to raise their rates. I hope not. That aside, I had a really nice time, despite the rate increase and the very large crowd.
You can still get a $30 for 30 minute room. The 40 is just if you want to upgrade. If you dont want it just tell them you prefer 30 for 30.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Finally went down to see if it was all that special. Walk in and pay the 55 for the first half hour to the house for the "massage" which is a glorified rub. Then they bring out the line up. It was better than most Latina providers in SD. Around same quality as JW or Moon. All girls pretty young I would say all in their 20's. Picked a girl and we went to the room. Free beer or shot of tequila is a nice touch. Massage was a joke, so just went down to business. 125 for everything, and it was fucking awesome. Showered after at the place with the help from the girl. If you want a massage this isn't the place for you. But if you don't want to go to Deja vu or go to zona Norte this would be a solid place. Right next to pueblo amigo and caliente too which is nice. 8/10 Only reason not a 9 is because the massage was a joke.Sounds great but 180 is a little steep no?

[MongerSeeker]

I used to walk back across the bridge at night. But these day I am more cautious. Walking back across the bridge at night is usually safe. The problem is that you never know when the crime will rise and cause you problems. These days I usually walk to to the Zona if it is not dark. Otherwise I will catch the Taxi van to 4th & Revolucion. I normally take the Taxi van back if it is not to late. You can catch the white van with purple stripe back to the border at 4th & Constitucion. I believe the taxi vans run until 10 pm.


I don't think walking that bridge at night is a good idea. The bad guys know you are heading to the Zona with a few hundred. The area there is deserted with abandoned storefronts and bleak.

Taking the local bus for 50 cents is not easy now as they have made it where only locals know where it is and the taxi guys are right in your face. Use to be 5 bucks easy now its 7 to 8.

Now I hear HK is 40 per room fee. Hey it is what it is.

[AlexJavi]

Sounds great but 180 is a little steep no?It was a little steep I agree, I think there are def other ways to go, but it was a good time and just wanted to share with the community. But I agree it was a little steep.

[FunSeeker702]

Any seniors here can DM me on tips for a first timer wanting to try to visit TJ. Literally I've browsed your guys' thread often and it seems pretty straight forward but 1) I don't speak spanish and 2) I'm a city slicker all my life. Must appreciated if you can detail your steps to me and once there who to ask for and what are my options. TIA.

[Cruzier1]

I posted what I do when I go a couple years back. Once you get that under your belt then you can refine your routine such as taking the HK shuttle, finding a cab that will take $5, or venturing out from HK into Chicago, or Tropical, or the alley out the back door of HK where the street girls are.

It's worth it to get a global entry card, but it is not necessary for your first time at all. All the times I've gone there has not been a wait getting back into the US. I usually cross back over around 10 pm on weekend nights. There is a border wait website somewhere too.

HK girls seem to be $100 these days, then I think rooms are 30 for 30 min or 40 for 40 min. Tip the guy who gives the lady her coat a few dollar. Tip the guys who clean the room a few dollars. Tip maseros (waiters) a few dollar. Expect to buy the girl a drink or two. Yes, they cost more and are smaller than yours. Expect to spend more than other guys mention because the place is designed to fleece you of your money quick. You'll see how it all works after your first visit.

Don't get too drunk and say no to any drugs! They're a huge deal down there if you get caught.

Here it is quoted.


Any seniors here can DM me on tips for a first timer wanting to try to visit TJ. Literally I've browsed your guys' thread often and it seems pretty straight forward but 1) I don't speak spanish and 2) I'm a city slicker all my life. Must appreciated if you can detail your steps to me and once there who to ask for and what are my options. TIA.


Not sure what you mean by "not recommended". Even my first time I flew solo and I'm a pretty anxious dude. There is very little opportunity for things to go bad.

Take a passport card, and as you enter the building, get in the "foreign" line on the right. Talk to the person at the desk and say you're only staying for the day. Sometimes they give you a visitor card and sometime they wave you through. Then, walk straight through the x-ray machine section. If you don't have a bag you don't have to do anything. Once outside, follow the crowd down the zig-zag and out the turnstyles. Look for a cab on the right, or across the little street. Say "Zona Norte Hong Kong", make small talk, and give them $8-10 once you arrive.

Have fun in HK, then exit the front door and get into a cab and say "pedwest". After that you cross back over.

[MongerSeeker]

I only cross the border in evenings or late afternoons. So for myself it is not worth spending the money for a global entry or sentri card.


I posted what I do when I go a couple years back. Once you get that under your belt then you can refine your routine such as taking the HK shuttle, finding a cab that will take $5, or venturing out from HK into Chicago, or Tropical, or the alley out the back door of HK where the street girls are.

It's worth it to get a global entry card, but it is not necessary for your first time at all. All the times I've gone there has not been a wait getting back into the US. I usually cross back over around 10 pm on weekend nights. There is a border wait website somewhere too.

HK girls seem to be $100 these days, then I think rooms are 30 for 30 min or 40 for 40 min. Tip the guy who gives the lady her coat a few dollar. Tip the guys who clean the room a few dollars. Tip maseros (waiters) a few dollar. Expect to buy the girl a drink or two. Yes, they cost more and are smaller than yours. Expect to spend more than other guys mention because the place is designed to fleece you of your money quick. You'll see how it all works after your first visit.

Don't get too drunk and say no to any drugs! They're a huge deal down there if you get caught.

Here it is quoted.

[SdfitLife]

This honestly sounds great compared to constant interruptions at small AMPs. Prices are in line what I pay here for a massage and a tug too. AlexJavi's report of Luxor Spa has me intrigued as well. I could see myself doing a weekend down there soon.

Cheers for the report.4 beers, the room, a hour of the ladies time and fare to and from the border (and various tips) was 2. 4.

[VegasBoy6]

Going there next week. Anyone have any good 4 hand experiences there? Any particular providers you recommend? Any options for Greek? Thanks in advance.

[Acura8888]

Thanks for everyone who posted hotel help in TJ. I have decided to spring up and go back to the Ticuan and the Executive rooms. I only travel twice a year and hell its not worth it to save a hundred over somewhere unknown with noise, and etc.

I always worry about Airbnbs. What if in the middle of the night I lose the keys or the key code does not work?

Or my cell phone suddenly can't work in Mexico.

Only had one bad exp at Ticuan. It was Friday night and a group of travelers who was a group was up and down the hall and talking out loud and doors shut loud all night till 4 am or so.

Thats my pet peeve with travel getting a good night's sleep. Often hotel rooms are paper thin with walls. AT the Be My Hotel In Tj I heard next door fucking night and morning. She sounded hot though!!

[Nothing24]

I wrote about a girl who bailed on me this past Saturday on here. She hit me up the next day and gave me a sob story about her personal life and I just replied to her a couple times and told her I was busy and couldn't really talk. I just wanted her to think I was upset with her LOL. I mean I was kind of annoyed with her that day but since I met a nice 22 year old chick that night it ended up working out for me. She hit me up on Monday saying she wanted to see me and said she would make it up to me if I went to go visit her. We agreed on meeting up on Tuesday since I was going to get a room at HK's hotel for the night. I got there on Tuesday and she made her way to my room and we had a great session with 2 pops BBFS for a little bit over an hour since she was technically on the clock. She just stayed until the hotel staff realized she was still in my room and they started knocking. When girls are on the clock they can only stay for an hour if you have your own room unless you pay a bar fine, $100 an hour last that I heard, since what the club wants is the girls helping to sell drinks, not them busy in rooms fucking. Anyway, it wasn't until she was gone for about 5 minutes that I realized that I never even paid her. I could only assume she hooked me up with a free session. She could have also possibly forgotten to collect her money but I don't think so because we were texting a couple hours later and she made no mention of it and acting normal. This would be the second time she hasn't charged me, the first was a couple months ago when she wanted to have a threesome with another girl in the club and told me to only pay the other girl and not worry about her. So I guess all is forgiven about Saturday LOL.

Went down to the club a little later and things looked slow as hell. It was around 7 or so. Started thinking it was the wrong day to come. After hanging out on the second floor for a while I spotted one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen in Hong Kong hanging out by the top of the stairs. She had the perfect face and body to match. This girl was super ripe, no imperfections, 18 years old, straight black medium length hair, nice skin, not too dark but not light, a perfect balance. Seemingly all natural body and she was in a sling bikini. My eyes were practically popping out of my head. I immediately wanted to take her to my room. Only problem was I was afraid I would take super long for my third pop and wanted to give myself a little more time to recharge to make sure I got a pretty good money shot going within the allotted time with her. Last thing I wanted was not being able to pop. I hesitated to approach because she seemed like one of those stuck up prissy types that will give you a one minute blowjob then complain you're too "big" when you stick it in her and rushes you to finish. She was too fucking pretty to not say anything though and at least feel her out. I went up to her and introduced myself and told her even though she probably hears it a lot, I wanted to let her know she was very beautiful. She gave me a nice smile and said thank you. I told her I would love to take her upstairs but that I'm supposed to meet up with some buddies for a little dinner at the moment (lie) and that I would love to see her a little later, if she's still around and just wanted to say hi before I had to step out. To my surprise she said I should take down her number so we can meet up before she got off in a couple hours. I told her absolutely and handed her my phone. Couldn't believe this girl who was a 10 in my book gave up her number so easily without even having to ask. I walked away, waited a few minutes and texted her to let her know if I couldn't catch her before she left I would 100% take her next time. She responded ok with a kiss emoji. Truthfully, I just wanted to reassure myself she gave me her real number.

I headed out and did my usual rounds of Chicago, Adelitas and Tropical to kill time. Didn't see too much going on. Went back to my room to freshen up for this new girl. I figured I would go down and try to find her and if not then shoot the text. The club started to fill up around now and plenty of chicas around. It actually seemed like there was more girls than guys. Didn't take me too long to find her as she stuck out like a sore thumb to me amongst every other girl. She was standing at the end of the main bar with a couple other girls by the center stage. Sure enough just as I was walking over to her another guy approached her and was talking her ear off. I thought I had lost her for a moment but I just kept an eye on them from afar. After about 5 minutes of them chatting the guy left. I immediately went up to her before somebody else could step in. I made the motion to her to come upstairs and she followed me. Never discussed a price or inquired about any services, which I don't advise. I was still dumbfounded by this girl's beauty though. I told her for a second I thought I was going to lose her to that other guy and she laughed and said she declined to go upstairs with him because he was too drunk. Sucks for him. Made our way to my room and already had a YouTube playlist going on the tv and asked what kind of music she liked in case she was more of a rock chick and she said what was playing was perfect. Some rap and Spanish music that girls her age listen to. We chatted for a little bit and she told me she's from Guadalajara and that this was her first week on the job which I was inclined to believe because I had never seen her before. Trust me, I would have remembered. She asked if I minded if she vaped and I told her by all means do whatever the hell you want. When she took off her top what were seemingly all natural breast, were not. Some may see this as a negative, I didn't give a shit though. They're not ridiculously big and perfectly proportionate to her body. This was literally the only thing I could spot on this girl that anybody else could take away a point from, as for myself, she remained at a perfect 10. She started jerking me off with no rubber and was teasing kisses. She got down in position to blow me and asked if I preferred "oral natural" to which I quickly deciphered as BBBJ. Holy shit no way this girl was offering BBBJ? I died and went to heaven. Here was the catch. She quoted 150 for BBBJ included. Fellas, for this one time and rare exception, I'm not too ashamed to admit that after thinking about it for all of 2 seconds, I said hell yes! After all, keep in mind my first girl didn't charge me. So it was justified from my point of view as I had a little more money to play with at this point. Soon as I agreed she went to town, bareback, with BLS. I was excited, shocked and amazed all at once. Considering myself a good judge of body language and bar girl behavior, never would I have thought when I initially laid eyes on this girl she would be a cool chick let alone offer BBBJ, even with a bit of an up charge. After several minutes I had to stop her before she made me pop. I was rock hard as if I hadn't popped twice just a little while ago. We then ran through every position imaginable because I wanted to get a good look at her from every angle I could think of to store in my spank bank. She never got tired or complained in the slightest and threw in several kisses as well. I asked if she could go back to BBBJ for the finish, not thinking she would but she said yes if no CIM and she got down and finished me off. Before she got dressed she offered to extend her stay and hang out in my room longer for another bit of an upcharge, but I declined as the cheapskate in me was thinking about the 150, but it was cool of her to offer. I should have asked her how much though LOL. If I was a high roller I would have just paid her for the rest of the damn night, she was that good. She told me to text her whenever I want to hook up again. I definitely will, but will stick to a normal rate next time. Maybe with enough repeats and some drinks she'll eventually throw in the BBBJ free of charge. Hey, a guy can hope. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

As for the rest of the night, I eventually made my way back to the club and ran into another one of my regulars and brought her back to my room for my fourth and final pop of the night. I've written about her on here before so I'll spare you guys the details.

[Valmont31]

Visiting Ontario for work and got done early Weds. So I decided to make a run for the border.

Crossed and took a taxi $8 to Chicago club. There was probably only one girl above a 7 and she was preoccupied. So I moved on to Tropical. Place was dead and no girl above a 6. So one to Adelitas. Quality went up a noticeable notch, but again. Every girl of quality was busy. So on to Hong Kong / las chavelas. This was a gigantic leap forward. Even early there were tons of 7's and 8's available. But none really jumped out at me as someone I had to have. One young hot girl at las chavelas looked good but had ZERO English and my Spanish sucks so I decided to take a stroll around the blocks to check out the street talent. The talent on the street was less than aging Kong, but way better than Chicago or Tropical. Still didn't find "the one" so I decided to try mermaids.

Mermaids has a lounge now. And it was totally dead. I was the only customer and there were 3 massage girls all on their phones completely uninterested in making contact. I should have left then, but I had been walking around and felt like a massage and a shower so I asked to see the line up. All the girls were heavy latinas. I saw one that had some spectacular breast and looked like the most friendly and energetic of the group. So I picked her and upstairs we went. They have remodeled their rooms and are just a step below the other bars hotel rooms. A lot smaller tho. The massage table / bed had a towel on it that was ratty and had once been white but was now an off yellow color. I didn't want to know how much other dudes jizz could turn a white towel yellow. So I threw that thing of and laid on the blanket.

The massage was just her hands rubbing on my back for 5 minutes and then the flip. She was a standard business fuck. Nothing special. Mermaids was a waste.

Went back to Hong Kong and found Delilah. Young, beautiful with small titties and a tight pussy. Ended the night there and headed back across the border.

[Valmont31]

I made a short trip across the border early Weds after noon. Started out in Chicago club. There was absolutely nothing worth entertaining there. All of the girls were 6 or below. So I went to Tropical. That was even worse. So I decided to give Adelitas a shot. The quality of girls was better. But EVERY one that looked good enough to take up stairs was occupied. So I decided to just go to the gold standard. Honk Kong. As always there were plenty of 8/9's. I found a skinny girl named Gabriella. And took her up. She had a nice tight body. She didn't speak much english and my spanish sucks. So we didn't connect too well. But I enjoyed that little body she gave a passable BJ (covered) and then got on top and rode like a champ. I made a few more passes at the other clubs to see if the quality had improved later in the night. Chicago and adelitas had gotten a little better, but Tropical was still rough. I can't recommend every going into that place. Street talent is by far better than what's in Tropical.

So I decided to end the night by trying out Mermaids.

That place is sad. I entered in the lounge and I was the only customer. 3 larger girls in lingerie sat looking at their phones. I should have left there. But I was kinda tired of walking around aimlessly and felt like a massage.

So I asked to see the line up. A group of about 8 lager Latinas made the stroll by. I chose what I thought seemed to be the most friendly and excited looking on.

Went up to room with about the same amenities as the bars hotels if not quite as nice. She gave a pretty weak massage and then started dangling her magnificent nipples near my mouth. After I sucked in them a while she asked me what I wanted. I told her everything and she stopped down and started a pretty good BJ.

Over all not bad experience if there weee not so many better and cheaper opportunities across the street. I never got much of a massage. But left relaxed.

[GoraGora]

Like the title says, what are the tipping / payment conventions for a place like Spa Luxor or NB elite? If the house fee is overtly for sex. What should you be tipping these days?

[Ziqurs]

The title basically sum it up but I'm just looking to people to go to Hk, I really want to go back there and see all the baddies but I don't want to go alone.

[TooShay]

The title basically sum it up but I'm just looking to people to go to Hk, I really want to go back there and see all the baddies but I don't want to go alone.I'll be going to TJ Wednesday night.

[Camera3]

But the translation app works really well and a lot of the girls get a kick out of it. Also, many girls in the clubs have translation apps on their phones.

My ATT plan includes Mexico (and Canada).

C3.


Any seniors here can DM me on tips for a first timer wanting to try to visit TJ. Literally I've browsed your guys' thread often and it seems pretty straight forward but 1) I don't speak spanish and 2) I'm a city slicker all my life. Must appreciated if you can detail your steps to me and once there who to ask for and what are my options. TIA.

[Acura8888]

Can I go to Mexico with Driver's License and Nexus Card as ID.

My Passport expired Jan 23 and I can't renew it in time for my next trip soon.

[Nothing24]

Can I go to Mexico with Driver's License and Nexus Card as ID.

My Passport expired Jan 23 and I can't renew it in time for my next trip soon.Yes. If you drive into Mexico should be no issues. If you're on foot the Mexican officials will probably make you purchase a "temporary visa" for not having a valid passport but they will still let you in. From what I hear you can either pay a one time $20 fee or pay $30 for a 6 month pass.

[UCBaja2]

Can I go to Mexico with Driver's License and Nexus Card as ID.

My Passport expired Jan 23 and I can't renew it in time for my next trip soon.You're rolling the dice. One time they let me cross with my license and SENTRI card but they gave me a hard time. If you drive thru or ride with someone 99.9% of the time they won't even check. Crossing back to the USA you only need to show your Nexus card. Suerte!

[Acura8888]

Yes. If you drive into Mexico should be no issues. If you're on foot the Mexican officials will probably make you purchase a "temporary visa" for not having a valid passport but they will still let you in. From what I hear you can either pay a one time $20 fee or pay $30 for a 6 month pass.I'm on foot, I live in Seattle so getting turned away would be a major buzzkill.

If I just have to pay 20 or 30 bucks so be it.

I am coming up 1st week March.

[CesarMagisCar]

Can I go to Mexico with Driver's License and Nexus Card as ID.

My Passport expired Jan 23 and I can't renew it in time for my next trip soon.Honestly Just take the passport.

It's a hit or miss.

If I forget my Passport I cross but I go through the Mexican line which is on the left.

If you get caught just act dumb and say you didn't know. If there is a lot of people you shouldn't have a problem.

Return I have gone multiple times with people who only have license and usually nothing happens.

I mean I am crossing like at 2 am so they probably don't care as it is.

But I've crossed in the day. But it might be different. Just letting you from my experience.

[Acura8888]

Honestly Just take the passport.

It's a hit or miss.

If I forget my Passport I cross but I go through the Mexican line which is on the left.

If you get caught just act dumb and say you didn't know. If there is a lot of people you shouldn't have a problem.

Return I have gone multiple times with people who only have license and usually nothing happens.

I mean I am crossing like at 2 am so they probably don't care as it is.

But I've crossed in the day. But it might be different. Just letting you from my experience.Yeah, I am going to bring my Jan 23 Exp Passport and say I just forgot to renew in time.

I think they know Nexus (which is used on Canada's side) is just like Sentri. Its for trusted travelers. I am going to show that. Not easy to get Nexus or Sentri, a little slap on the wrist with something will disqualify you.

[Nothing24]

Haven't dropped a report in a while over here so I figured I would post one from my latest trip.

Spent the night at Cascadas (HK hotel) and passed by Tropical on a whim Tuesday afternoon about an hour before check out time. It was pretty empty but they had about 2 or 3 bangable options so grabbed a drink and sat down to see which one would approach me first. The MILF of the bunch was on attack mode pretty much right away. Seemingly in her late 30's, early 40's but not bad looking, several tats. Ok ass and big man mades. Got her a drink and she was very talkative and rubbing on my dick the entire time. Halfway through her first drink we started making out big time. I got her a second one because I wasn't sure whether to bang her or not but we kept making out. She actually said she didn't care whether we banged or not as long as we continued having a good time we could just drink. When she finished her 2nd, I told her I didn't have much time to hang and that I was heading back to San Diego soon. I threw her an $80 offer to go to my room and she accepted. I was getting BBBJ vibes from her but she threw on the cover for the BJ. We kept making out throughout the entire session, she was a great kisser and was genuinely into it. Started hitting her G spot in mish and she was biting on my arms and chest to keep from screaming. She left a few marks LOL. She told me whenever I wanted to, to take the rubber off and spray all over her tits, so when the time came I hovered over her to unload but she was sticking her tongue out so that seemingly gave me the go ahead to aim for her mouth as well. I honestly didn't think I would blow a huge load but when I came it went everywhere. Her tits, mouth, eyes, forehead, hair. She then grabbed my dick and started smothering it all over her face and sucking on it bare as well until she got every last drop. Kinda weird she didn't go for BBBJ at the beginning but was sucking it bare once I unloaded but I'll take it! I offered her a towel to wipe off but she declined and wanted to take a selfie covered in my load. A real sex freak. She then took a shower to clean herself off. On her way out she mentioned she will be leaving on Thursday back to her hometown until next month. I would love to session with her again but won't be able to go back to TJ this week. I'll repeat for sure though.

[ClosetPervert9]

Tijuana newbie. I've been to TJ once and it was a short trip. Is bare an option with bar girls? If so, any advice, words of wisdom or best practices?

Last time in tj I was made to wear a hat for CBJ and cfs. I'll be returning in about 5 weeks and this will be a longer stay. Thanks.

[TooShay]

Tijuana newbie. I've been to TJ once and it was a short trip. Is bare an option with bar girls? If so, any advice, words of wisdom or best practices?

Last time in tj I was made to wear a hat for CBJ and cfs. I'll be returning in about 5 weeks and this will be a longer stay. Thanks.Every girl is different like their prices. Everything can be had for the right price. LOL.

[Acura8888]

Every girl is different like their prices. Everything can be had for the right price. LOL.Yep, one time in HK I took a mid 30's lady upstairs. She was kind of shy on the HK floor, she was a bit older than the other ladies and just stood at one place not really outgoing. When I approached her she was so happy someone made an advance. Smiling, really opened up. From my exp the ladies love males that just make a bold move, none of the ask for a waiter to bring you over shit. They don't like shy guys.

She was hot the typical looking girl in HK, a receptionist at a law firm kind of look. It was a few years back and 80-100 was good. We agreed to 80 and I said no condom, she said ok 20 more? Hell yeah, 100 for BB who can say no?

She also allowed CIM no charge!

So you never know 100 for BB and CIM. Try finding that anywhere in USA, impossible.

[ClosetPervert9]

Yep, one time in HK I took a mid 30's lady upstairs. She was kind of shy on the HK floor, she was a bit older than the other ladies and just stood at one place not really outgoing. When I approached her she was so happy someone made an advance. Smiling, really opened up. From my exp the ladies love males that just make a bold move, none of the ask for a waiter to bring you over shit. They don't like shy guys.

She was hot the typical looking girl in HK, a receptionist at a law firm kind of look. It was a few years back and 80-100 was good. We agreed to 80 and I said no condom, she said ok 20 more? Hell yeah, 100 for BB who can say no?

She also allowed CIM no charge!

So you never know 100 for BB and CIM. Try finding that anywhere in USA, impossible.


Every girl is different like their prices. Everything can be had for the right price. LOL.Thank you both. I only had the time to see one lady and since she wasn't having it at all I wasn't sure if that was a failed negotiation or if that was the norm. I appreciate the insight from you both. I'll be sure to report back here when I return.

[Acura8888]

Thank you both. I only had the time to see one lady and since she wasn't having it at all I wasn't sure if that was a failed negotiation or if that was the norm. I appreciate the insight from you both. I'll be sure to report back here when I return.But don't too high of hopes for BB for 20 bucks more! That is quite rare to do it for that low, I just got really lucky that day.

Happened another time actually with someone from Adelitas. 20 also, but its every few years I get that kind of luck.

[ClosetPervert9]

But don't too high of hopes for BB for 20 bucks more! That is quite rare to do it for that low, I just got really lucky that day.

Happened another time actually with someone from Adelitas. 20 also, but its every few years I get that kind of luck.Understood. Knowing that it's negotiable is enough for me.

[Jack926]

Hey fellow, anyone seen or know about this hottie in TJ?

Our where I can find something like this in TJ.

[Acura8888]

Hey fellow, anyone seen or know about this hottie in TJ?

Our where I can find something like this in TJ.Go on a Thur to Sunday at HK, there are tons of them look like that in there.

[Nothing24]

Understood. Knowing that it's negotiable is enough for me.
It's always negotiable. Don't get discouraged if one scoffs at you or brushes you off for suggesting BB though. Just move onto the next one and eventually you will find one that's down for it. To increase your chances ask as discreetly as possible away from any staff or other girls.


Hey fellow, anyone seen or know about this hottie in TJ?

Our where I can find something like this in TJ.
Yeah go down to Hong Kong right now lol.

[Acura8888]

HMM wonder what the going rate for BB down there is? I know if I offer 20 bucks more 99.99 it will get turned down.

I am thinking at least 50 bucks more BB. Maybe the older less chosen ones at Adelitas will do it, I go twice a year down there and noticed the ladies at Adelitas are def not as hot as HK.

Where I am from one Korean agency readily offers BBFS at 100 extra bucks. Sounds reasonable till it adds up to 450 hr USD.

A bargain hunting I will go, haven't had bare for a while.

[ClosetPervert9]

HMM wonder what the going rate for BB down there is? I know if I offer 20 bucks more 99.99 it will get turned down.

I am thinking at least 50 bucks more BB. Maybe the older less chosen ones at Adelitas will do it, I go twice a year down there and noticed the ladies at Adelitas are def not as hot as HK.

Where I am from one Korean agency readily offers BBFS at 100 extra bucks. Sounds reasonable till it adds up to 450 hr USD.

A bargain hunting I will go, haven't had bare for a while.Prices for Korgs are the same for me. Although I don't think I got the korg quality service so I'd like to no pay k org prices.

[ClosetPervert9]

Just finished my flight path I will be in l. A. But I have enoiugh time for 4 days. One day to leave l. A. Catch a bus in sd to the border and check-in. I'll have 2 days and nights, then I'll return to the border on the 4th day after checking out. Will be staying in cascadas above Hong Kong. Any particular day of the week I should aim to be there for or try to avoid due to talent, crowds, or otherwise?

[Captain Solo]

A wingman was sitting with me on the balcony ogling chicas, not ready or willing to pop any girl. A hot girl walked by asked him if he wanted to go. He did not want to go so told her he would do only BB just to get rid of her. Surprisingly she quickly said yes. He was stuck so said he only had $60. Again she said yes quickly. He was stuck so had to go with her and got a hot BB session for $60, quite good score with a hot HK girl.

Last week Obiwan was cruising Chavelas, a hot spinner approached him. He said only got $60; she quickly said yes. He raised the bar, said he had to have 2 pops min. She hesitated a little but said yes. He got a hot session with condom with a hot girl totally into him, not a bad deal.

R2 D2 said $60 to a hot girl. She turned him down and walked away but came back a little later and said "vamanos. " Last week he screwed a Tropical girl, not very pretty but nice, clean, tall with a beautiful body and loving attitude. She said she has a BFR therefore she has to use condom. She got hot and horny in bed and was in an ecstatic daze. He took advantage of the situation, ripped off the condom and screwed her bare. She did not notice until he popped into her pussy and got really mad. He had to give her $40 extra as she slammed the door on the way out. Every week he screws a few Tropical regulars BB for hours for $100, in between drinking tequila shots. Snacks, sing, dance in the room.

If the girls approach and pick you out, they like you and are more amenable to BB and lots of hot, sexy extras. Walk around the club, eye the girls, smile, be warm, friendly and flirt with them to break the ice. Soon a few girls will notice you are picking partners and make their offers.

Here are a few HK girls I BB with.


HMM wonder what the going rate for BB down there is? I know if I offer 20 bucks more 99.99 it will get turned down.

I am thinking at least 50 bucks more BB. Maybe the older less chosen ones at Adelitas will do it, I go twice a year down there and noticed the ladies at Adelitas are def not as hot as HK.

Where I am from one Korean agency readily offers BBFS at 100 extra bucks. Sounds reasonable till it adds up to 450 hr USD.

A bargain hunting I will go, haven't had bare for a while.

[Nothing24]

A wingman was sitting with me on the balcony ogling chicas, not ready or willing to pop any girl. A hot girl walked by asked him if he wanted to go. He did not want to go so told her he would do only BB just to get rid of her. Surprisingly she quickly said yes. He was stuck so said he only had $60. Again she said yes quickly. He was stuck so had to go with her and got a hot BB session for $60, quite good score with a hot HK girl.

Last week Obiwan was cruising Chavelas, a hot spinner approached him. He said only got $60; she quickly said yes. He raised the bar, said he had to have 2 pops min. She hesitated a little but said yes. He got a hot session with condom with a hot girl totally into him, not a bad deal.

R2 D2 said $60 to a hot girl. She turned him down and walked away but came back a little later and said "vamanos. " Last week he screwed a Tropical girl, not very pretty but nice, clean, tall with a beautiful body and loving attitude. She said she has a BFR therefore she has to use condom. She got hot and horny in bed and was in an ecstatic daze. He took advantage of the situation, ripped off the condom and screwed her bare. She did not notice until he popped into her pussy and got really mad. He had to give her $40 extra as she slammed the door on the way out. Every week he screws a few Tropical regulars BB for hours for $100, in between drinking tequila shots. Snacks, sing, dance in the room.

If the girls approach and pick you out, they like you and are more amenable to BB and lots of hot, sexy extras. Walk around the club, eye the girls, smile, be warm, friendly and flirt with them to break the ice. Soon a few girls will notice you are picking partners and make their offers.

Here are a few HK girls I BB with.Yeah it really just depends. I have had BB down in TJ clubs for $80-100. Just got to come across the right one. Had a hot 19 year old girl quote me 120 for BBFS a few months ago at Hong Kong and I passed because I was being a tightwad. Still regret it til this day LOL. For the most part I stand firm at 100, even for BB. But 120 isn't too bad. Anything above that, it's your call.


Just finished my flight path I will be in l. A. But I have enoiugh time for 4 days. One day to leave l. A. Catch a bus in sd to the border and check-in. I'll have 2 days and nights, then I'll return to the border on the 4th day after checking out. Will be staying in cascadas above Hong Kong. Any particular day of the week I should aim to be there for or try to avoid due to talent, crowds, or otherwise?Well Friday and Saturday nights are by far the busiest. On the plus side you will have the biggest available options. At the same time, you're going to have a lot more other guys probably interested in the same girl you want. It's also damn near shoulder to shoulder on a Friday or Saturday night so there's that too. If you want to experience what it's like on one of these nights plus a little more of a relaxed night with still plenty of options maybe go on a Thursday and Friday. If you don't want to be shoulder to shoulder at all but still have plenty to choose from then go on a Wednesday and Thursday night. If you want it as less crowded as possible go on a Monday and Tuesday, there should still be plenty of girls to your liking. I was just there last night and it wasn't bad. I met up with one of my usual girls though so I wasn't looking at what else was around too much.

[ClosetPervert9]

Well Friday and Saturday nights are by far the busiest. On the plus side you will have the biggest available options. At the same time, you're going to have a lot more other guys probably interested in the same girl you want. It's also damn near shoulder to shoulder on a Friday or Saturday night so there's that too. If you want to experience what it's like on one of these nights plus a little more of a relaxed night with still plenty of options maybe go on a Thursday and Friday. If you don't want to be shoulder to shoulder at all but still have plenty to choose from then go on a Wednesday and Thursday night. If you want it as less crowded as possible go on a Monday and Tuesday, there should still be plenty of girls to your liking. I was just there last night and it wasn't bad. I met up with one of my usual girls though so I wasn't looking at what else was around too much.Thanks pal, I juist extended my dates so I'll be there from wed morning and check out sun so I'll get Thursday and Friday experiences.

[Acura8888]

Thanks pal, I juist extended my dates so I'll be there from wed morning and check out sun so I'll get Thursday and Friday experiences.Fav time for HK visits for me are Wednesday and Thursdays after 4 pm and than one Friday before nighttime to avoid shoulder to shoulder people. Tuesdays are not busy. Never went on a Monday.

[Nothing24]

Got a room at HK's hotel and met up with one of the girls in my rotation from the club this past Monday. We grabbed a booth on the 2nd floor and were having drinks just hanging out, having a good time. After a while a friend of hers I had never met named Julie passed by and she called her over to introduce us. My chick told Julie to sit on my lap and a waiter came over and asked if I wanted to buy a drink for her as well. Sure, why not. Julie started giving me a lap dance while me and my chick made out, Julie said we were turning her on. The girls then began kissing each other. My girl asked if I liked her friend. Umm sure what's not to like LOL. Her face looked very familiar to me but I couldn't place it right away. Eventually I figured out why she looked familiar. She had a similarity face-wise to Emily Ratajkowski. I realize that reading this you might think yeah fucking right. And I understand that. Now, I'm not saying she's a dead ringer for Emily, but there is a similarity. As if she could be her cute but less hotter sister or cousin LOL. Obviously shorter as well, probably around 5'1" and all natural body. Anyway, you get the point. My girl suggested we move the party up to my room to have some fun so we headed out and then went on to have a pretty great threesome. DFK between all 3 of us, double BJ's and the girls eating each other out. Since me and my girl are pretty familiar with each other and she knows I'm clean, everything with her was uncovered and I only had to throw on a rubber a couple times whenever I was fucking the other one and would take it off whenever I wasn't penetrating her. She said she can't do BB because she is extremely fertile. I didn't really care either way. We never discussed a price but when we finished and my girl jumped in the shower I slid her friend $100. I really wanted to get her number but I figured I'll eventually catch her some other time away from my girl and ask for it then. She then hopped in the shower as well while me and my girl fooled around some more. They had to head back down eventually because they're only allowed to hang out in private rooms for an hour when they're on the clock, unless you want to pay a bar fine to keep them around longer. I didn't pay my girl but she wasn't tripping as she knew I would eventually take care of her. There's some trips when I don't even give her anything, but shit usually evens out. We have figured out a system that works for both of us. I took a shower then hung out in my room for a while to recharge before going back downstairs. Later on I met up with a bro from ISG at the bar while we shared pictures and swapped stories about the crazy chicas we have came across mongering in TJ. I met up with my girl again afterwards at the end of her shift for another session before she had to head back home. Was going to spend the night at the hotel but I had only seen one other girl around that I have already vetted and she was busy with other clients so I ended up going back home a little before 1 am. I had driven down there and luckily there was zero wait in line this time around.

[MongerSeeker]

FYI There was someone shot yesterday around 5 pm at the Libra parking lot (This is located at very east end of the alley). For more info (http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1778-Crime-Safety-and-the-Police).

[Jason619]

Much appreciated on sharing that. Was thinking about going this weekend to watch / bet on the UFC, may not go now.

Anyone who went down after the incident see any changes in police presence or activity? I was there during a shooting previously and HK closed for a quite a while afterwards, as well as all the SG's gone from the area. Felt very weird to be there. My friends and I ended up bailing shortly after.

[Captain Solo]

A few bros asked about my BB deals with HK girls.

Mitzy took 1,000 pesos or $60, Cici / Bonnie 1,200 peso or $60, Suki $40, a girl $50, a few more I don't remember clearly.

Have not been able to upload pics due to website errors.


Here are a few HK girls I BB with.

[Acura8888]

A few bros asked about my BB deals with HK girls.

Mitzy took 1,000 pesos or $60, Cici / Bonnie 1,200 peso or $60, Suki $40, a girl $50, a few more I don't remember clearly.

Have not been able to upload pics due to website errors.So you are paying 40 to 60 bucks over the 80 to 100 tip fee right?

[ClosetPervert9]

A few bros asked about my BB deals with HK girls.

Mitzy took 1,000 pesos or $60, Cici / Bonnie 1,200 peso or $60, Suki $40, a girl $50, a few more I don't remember clearly.

Have not been able to upload pics due to website errors.For clarification I'm assuming that this is extra on top of what you paid to get them to the room. Correct?

[Captain Solo]

Those were the total payments to the girls. , not extras. I usually had a room in Cascada, if not, there was a $30ST room fee including 2 beers.

I rarely give tips on top of agreed prices. I would give them good propinas when I ran into them before Christmas holidays. The propinas would be more meaningful as gifts, not extortions by the girls. Believe me club girls and street girls have long memories. They remember everything about the guys, at least in my case. They also read post in ISG and spread intels.


For clarification I'm assuming that this is extra on top of what you paid to get them to the room. Correct?

[Acura8888]

Those were the total payments to the girls. , not extras. I usually had a room in Cascada, if not, there was a $30ST room fee including 2 beers.

I rarely give tips on top of agreed prices. I would give them good propinas when I ran into them before Christmas holidays. The propinas would be more meaningful as gifts, not extortions by the girls. Believe me club girls and street girls have long memories. They remember everything about the guys, at least in my case. They also read post in ISG and spread intels.Wow, BB at Hong Kong for 40 50 60. Thats amazing and I wish I had your game.

[TJ Dog]

Tijuana newbie. I've been to TJ once and it was a short trip. Is bare an option with bar girls? If so, any advice, words of wisdom or best practices?

Last time in tj I was made to wear a hat for CBJ and cfs. I'll be returning in about 5 weeks and this will be a longer stay. Thanks.One path to BB is to be a frequent flyer. Second or third time the barriers start to go down.

[Acura8888]

Only thing that bugs me is talking to the girls about services and prices you will have multiple waiters jumping in on you to buy lady drinks, food. They won't stop and its absolutely annoying.

I think I will try for some kinks for cheap also. Not going to say what kink cause there are still some out there that will kink shame.

[Captain Solo]

I just told them with all my sincerity "lo siento bebe. Mi tengo un mil pesos. ".

The sharks may be offended, but lots of semi pros would gladly accept.


Wow, BB at Hong Kong for 40 50 60. Thats amazing and I wish I had your game.

[ClosetPervert9]

Only thing that bugs me is talking to the girls about services and prices you will have multiple waiters jumping in on you to buy lady drinks, food. They won't stop and its absolutely annoying.

I think I will try for some kinks for cheap also. Not going to say what kink cause there are still some out there that will kink shame.I don't think you have to wrrot a lot about that here unless you're meeting up with forum members. You're already paying for a woman's time. Some would judge for that as well so you might as well embrace it.

[Captain Solo]

You guys outed me with the prices I posted. You should not send info from this thread to the escorts.

Cici is young and pretty, very sweet and sexy. She deserves a lot more money than old, hardened escorts in other sites.

She WhatsApp me with her new prices and asked me to post them: $100 half hour, $160 an hour, $200 hour and half.

To be fair and to Cici I and other escorts, I have asked the mod to delete my recent posts with BB and pricings. Thank you.

[ClosetPervert9]

You guys outed me with the prices I posted. You should not send info from this thread to the escorts.

Cici is young and pretty, very sweet and sexy. She deserves a lot more money than old, hardened escorts in other sites.

She WhatsApp me with her new prices and asked me to post them: $100 half hour, $160 an hour, $200 hour and half.

To be fair and to Cici I and other escorts, I have asked the mod to delete my recent posts with BB and pricings. Thank you.Whoever is out there sharing information, you need to stop and understand that leveraging this information requires that you don't tell what you know or how you know. Simply that you act as if you know. YMMV if you don't get the same price quoted on here just understand that your mileage is varying. Don't say "well, my pals on the internet all said they got this for x amount of money." Like honesty, what are you thinking?!

[Nothing24]

LOL that's why I try to be careful about certain things I post. You guys wouldn't even believe me if I told you how much, or little I should say, I paid one of my main HK girls yesterday for 3 separate one hour sessions that also included a threesome. I wouldn't post it because it would be unrealistic of you guys to expect the same pricing. Not to be cocky about it, just being honest. Like TJ Dog said a few posts down, the best way to go about this is to gain familiarity with the bar girls. The chick I was with yesterday has been begging me to be her boyfriend for a while now but I keep telling her I prefer to keep things the way they are. Some simp she met last week offered to pay her $1k to hang out with him for a few hours during her shift this weekend. I joked with her that even I would hang out with him if he gave me that much lol. It would probably take me 2 months of multi hour sessions with her for me to get anywhere near close to 1k. In between sessions with her I ran into another recent girl I bagged and would sneak in make out sessions with her off in a corner like teenagers before waiters would hassle us and I would run off again before I would have to buy her a drink.

I know this other popular girl in the club, guys pay her hundreds of dollars just to hang out with her and not even bang. I have only paid her standard prices.

So if you're able to, go hang out at HK or Chicago several times a month, find your own personal unicorn and ride it out until the wheels fall off.

[Acura8888]

2 days in Tj so far 1 to go.

Bummer Adelita is closed temporarily it's been a cheaper option for a long time compared to HK.

I am not getting anything like the other poster.

It's the same 100 for half 30 m for room.

I did get 80 for half from a provider who I saw earlier in the day for a 2nd visit same day. That was the best deal. Perhaps the less attractive ones will take 80 off the bat.

Please don't put me down, I am not the best negotiating person out there.

The ratio of available women seems to have gone up. To my eyes less guys are taking ladies to the room. So many just hanging out bored and on the phone in HK.

[Acura8888]

I am staying at the Hotel Ticuan and probably the last time. No luck here lately. I always book the rooms in the middle of the hotel. The executive rooms, big room for not a lot more than lowest costs.

However last two stays have been horrible. Last night a big group of Russians who have no courtesy started making noise from 230 am to almost 5 am. In and out of rooms having out in corridors and talking loud. Security no help.

Prior to that my previous trip were a groups of Indian people doing the same. A completely bad sleeping experience.

Some cultures are simply loud IMO. Maybe Norwegians and Swedes are quiet people. I am sick of this. Going to Airbnb next.

[Acura8888]

I showed them my expired passport and than other documents to show I am USA citizen. No go, I was told to go to the room and pay 30 dollar for a tourist visa.

I think the guy in the room just pocketed the money, I received no " visa" of any kind just told you can go. Not going to argue, went on my biz and off to TJ.

[Neener75]

I'm TJ for a few days and while at HK this American dude whose breath smelled of alcohol strikes a conversation and seems pretty cool. He then tells me his boys left him and he didn't know where they were. I told him that's really messed up especially with how dangerous it can be here. Next thing he starts to beg me to buy him a beer!! WTF! At first I thought he was playing then he asks again, I look him in the face and tell him this money of for the putas, we ain't cool like that. Who begs for drinks at HK from strangers?

[ClosetPervert9]

I'm TJ for a few days and while at HK this American dude whose breath smelled of alcohol strikes a conversation and seems pretty cool. He then tells me his boys left him and he didn't know where they were. I told him that's really messed up especially with how dangerous it can be here. Next thing he starts to beg me to buy him a beer!! WTF! At first I thought he was playing then he asks again, I look him in the face and tell him this money of for the putas, we ain't cool like that. Who begs for drinks at HK from strangers?That's almost as crazy as it is sad and pathetic. Mongers enjoy your alcohol responsibly. Don't pay for it and then get whiskey dick. Might've not known the deal and thought it was just a regualr strip club while his friends went up to the rooms. All the same, I'd be suspicious of that guy and stayed away less he steps on or to the wrong person in his drunken stupor.

[Sudcciv]

Why is a category for "Tijuana" located under the "San Diego" category, when TJ is across the border in another country? Isn't there even something called the "INTERNATIONAL SEX GUIDE."

For non-USA countries, and appropriate categories within? This whole thread needs to be relocated!

[WhoreMaster 91]

Why is a category for "Tijuana" located under the "San Diego" category, when TJ is across the border in another country? Isn't there even something called the "INTERNATIONAL SEX GUIDE."

For non-USA countries, and appropriate categories within? This whole thread needs to be relocated!Because Tijuana is better than SD.

[RobReefer]

The last time I went to TJ I left my hotel at 2:00 PM and I could not find the border line. I left from La Mansion and every sign that I followed took me in circles around the city. Every time I would get close to what looked like a border line, the police would direct me away. Google maps / car navigation was no help. Eventually I just crossed through the sentry line because I honestly could not figure out how to drive across the proper way. I always stay at La Mansion. Can someone explain how to get into the automobile crossing line when it is busy? Is it easier to navigate to the Otay Crossing?

[TitanTool]

Why is a category for "Tijuana" located under the "San Diego" category, when TJ is across the border in another country? Isn't there even something called the "INTERNATIONAL SEX GUIDE."

For non-USA countries, and appropriate categories within? This whole thread needs to be relocated!Isn't it obvious? Tijuana is effectively a San Diego-local adult amusement park. I can get to Hong Kong faster than I can get to Torrey Pines. The forums in the "San Diego" category exist to service the San Diego sex community and Tijuana is a big part of that story.

[UCBaja2]

Is it easier to navigate to the Otay Crossing?Just follow signs to the airport then you'll start seeing signage directing you to USA. Suerte!

[JacobSec2020]

Isn't it obvious? Tijuana is effectively a San Diego-local adult amusement park. I can get to Hong Kong faster than I can get to Torrey Pines. The forums in the "San Diego" category exist to service the San Diego sex community and Tijuana is a big part of that story.On the flip side, I can get to LA faster than the time it takes to drive back across the border.

[TitanTool]

On the flip side, I can get to LA faster than the time it takes to drive back across the border.So you are crazy to drive across to go to HK. Park on the USA side for $10-$18 depending on day and then you can walk across and catch a cab or the free shuttle. From the time I park to arriving at HK takes me 17 minutes. Getting back the line is much better walking than driving, depending on time of day. Late in the evening it is almost no line at all, but if you wait until 6 am you are screwed. Or if you do it as much as I do, get global entry. I can get back across the border as fast as I can walk the distance (10 min) any time of day. I frequently take a 2 hour lunch break and go bang a lady.

[SumYoungGuy619]

So you are crazy to drive across to go to HK. Park on the USA side for $10-$18 depending on day and then you can walk across and catch a cab or the free shuttle. From the time I park to arriving at HK takes me 17 minutes. Getting back the line is much better walking than driving, depending on time of day. Late in the evening it is almost no line at all, but if you wait until 6 am you are screwed. Or if you do it as much as I do, get global entry. I can get back across the border as fast as I can walk the distance (10 min) any time of day. I frequently take a 2 hour lunch break and go bang a lady.Once you cross the border. It is literally very first left turn then another left turn then over the bridge then another left then on the first stoplight a right then your are 1 bock away from HK. Then again driving back is a whole different story hahahaha.

[JiggyPants]

Hi all- curious to know if there are any issues crossing the border with a controlled substance (pain medication) that you have a legitimate prescription from a real doctor in Mexico? Are you supposed to say you came down to get it here since cheaper- or just not say anything?

[Acura8888]

Hi all- curious to know if there are any issues crossing the border with a controlled substance (pain medication) that you have a legitimate prescription from a real doctor in Mexico? Are you supposed to say you came down to get it here since cheaper- or just not say anything?If crossing back to USA with Mexico bought meds you are suppose to declare it and if it's a MD only prescription a valid USA prescription is required as proof. You can only bring back a few months supply. If you bring back loads enough to resell it could lead to issues.

[Cobra Comander]

Hi all- curious to know if there are any issues crossing the border with a controlled substance (pain medication) that you have a legitimate prescription from a real doctor in Mexico? Are you supposed to say you came down to get it here since cheaper- or just not say anything?You should be 1000% fine. It's not illegal as long as you have a prescription. I used to come back with loose pills hidden on my body and later with whole bottles (the bottles are made of glass) of an anti anxiety drug that begins with a X and was never searched or questioned. But I was doing that because I didn't have a prescription and you do NOT want to get caught with that stuff. At all. Keep it out. Declare it and show the prescription if asked for it and you will be good.

CC.

[JiggyPants]

Thanks for response. Not looking to sell it would be a month supply nothing egregious. But if I don't have a USA Prescription, only Mexican, and declare it- that will not be enough? It's for a broken rib and current doctor is telling me it should be heard but definitely is not.


If crossing back to USA with Mexico bought meds you are suppose to declare it and if it's a MD only prescription a valid USA prescription is required as proof. You can only bring back a few months supply. If you bring back loads enough to resell it could lead to issues.

[AJ 86]

Coming back to SD this week to visit some old friends. Unfortunately none of them are the type to go to TJ LOL. Wanted to get a lay of the TJ landscape, how's the border crossing for guys going through solo? I've only ever gone through with friends and we've driven across. Would appreciate any input, thanks.

[WhoreMaster 91]

I showed them my expired passport and than other documents to show I am USA citizen. No go, I was told to go to the room and pay 30 dollar for a tourist visa.

I think the guy in the room just pocketed the money, I received no " visa" of any kind just told you can go. Not going to argue, went on my biz and off to TJ.What if I take no passport and only Driver license will it be a hassle? Extra fine?

[AJ 86]

What if I take no passport and only Driver license will it be a hassle? Extra fine?Would be nice to only carry a DL.

According to the NYS DMV website. If you have a enhanced drivers license (which I do), you can cross through Canada and Mexico by land or sea. If someone can confirmed that'd be great.

[ArtVandalayy]

What if I take no passport and only Driver license will it be a hassle? Extra fine?I crossed with only a drivers license a few weeks ago. Same thing happened to me got told to go to another room that was set up like a bang bros intro. Security guard, desk, shitty computer he doesn't use and nothing else. Slipped him a 20 under the desk and left. Usually they'll let me go for free or 5-10 bucks because I'm a Jew LOL.

[SDLover]

I crossed with only a drivers license a few weeks ago. Same thing happened to me got told to go to another room that was set up like a bang bros intro. Security guard, desk, shitty computer he doesn't use and nothing else. Slipped him a 20 under the desk and left. Usually they'll let me go for free or 5-10 bucks because I'm a Jew LOL.LOL seems to good to be true but I would know usually I do a passport.

[Acura8888]

I crossed with only a drivers license a few weeks ago. Same thing happened to me got told to go to another room that was set up like a bang bros intro. Security guard, desk, shitty computer he doesn't use and nothing else. Slipped him a 20 under the desk and left. Usually they'll let me go for free or 5-10 bucks because I'm a Jew LOL.These guys in the room must be making more per hr in under the table than their hourly wages. I mean if I averaged 30-60 USD per hour under the table for 8 hrs X 5 days a week I could pretty much live a great life in Mexico.

[HardanFast]

I posted this in the OC forum, but I will add it here, too, since it seems like there are slightly different audiences.

Last week I decided to visit TJ for a couple days. I caught the shuttle on a Tuesday afternoon and headed to Cascadas. Shortly after checking in, I headed downstairs to see if my favorite street girl spinner Stephanie was at her usual spot outside Bar Gloria. To my delight, she was, and we quickly headed to my room. I always like that she is clean, pleasant with a good sense of humor, and gives me a nice GFE, although with only LFK. We quickly disrobed and she jumped on the bed and started a great BBJ. From there, she cycled to CG, ACG which she is great at, and finally I finished in K9. By then our time was up and she headed back downstairs. Gave her 75 because of the enhanced service. She gave me a half hour and it was also because I know I want to see her again.

Later that day, I went down and found Kristen (sp?, also close to Bar Gloria. After talking with her a while, she and I headed up to the room. She had promised to give me a nice GFE and she was true to her word with lots of passionate DFK and BBJ. Then, we moved to mish, followed by K9 and then lazy K9 where I lost it just before my half hour was up. Gave her 5 less that Stephanie, but really only because it was our first time. I would gladly see her again.

Afterwards, I figured that HK would be warming up, so I went down to check it out. Not much was happening, but then I saw one of my favorites DeVany. We just chilled and had a couple of drinks for a little while. Then, I decided I wanted to go TLN, which she agreed to for 4 bens without restrictions, except that FS was covered. I totally wore myself out with another pop, followed by two more during the early morning hours. We ordered some breakfast, which we enjoyed and then had another round. By the time she left, I was afraid I was spent for the whole day and maybe even the night. However, after sleeping nearly the whole day, I wandered downstairs about 7 or 8. After confirming that Chicago was dead, I moved to Tropical, which was not much better.

However, after shooing off a couple of ones I screened out after a single drink in Tropical, the mesero found one he thought would be to my liking. We seemed to hit it off OK, so we headed over to my room. Unfortunately, though, there was just no chemistry. She started a BBJ, but she also used her hand like a jackhammer at the same time, and it quickly turned me off. In order to try to salvage something, I moved things along to FS and tried a couple positions. I just could not make it work, so I sent her on her way even before our time was up. Unfortunately, even though I asked multiple times, I never was able to understand her when she would say her name. She was shorter, maybe 5'2" with brunette hair, and tended to answer questions with a single word or two. I do not recommend.

I rested a couple of hours and headed back down, this time to HK. After wandering around for awhile, I saw a cute blonde whom I found was named Elena. She had a great looking body, which I discovered later was more man-made than I originally thought, but the work was brilliant. After having a couple drinks, we headed upstairs, and we had a great time. She was fantastic in every single position. We thoroughly exhausted ourselves by the time she went back downstairs. Standard rates apply. I highly recommend her.

The next day (Thursday), I mostly rested until I headed down to HK about 7 or 8. On this night, it was more crowded, but not in a good way. The ratio was much more to the dancers' favor with so many guys in the club. Not very much happened and I thought my prospects were dwindling until about 10 when I ran into Milena. She is a cute blonde with a great slim body and we really seemed to hit it off. After a few drinks, we headed upstairs for a planned two hours of fun. I would have tried to extend beyond that time, she was so good, but I had to get up the next morning to head for the border to catch an early afternoon flight.

I did run into one unusual situation. One night when we were talking about extending in Cascadas, the girl said I would only have to buy 5 drinks instead of the usual 10 (no, I will not release her name because I do not want to bring unwanted attention to her). Just shortly before the hour was up, she called downstairs, and about an hour after we first got to the room, the 5 drinks showed up. After that, she must have stayed at least 2 more hours and there was never any knock on the door or any other type of interruption. This makes me think that at least some of the girls have some say about the drinks and the knocks on the door.

On one of my previous visits, I ran into the same scam that one of Capt. Solo's wingmen ran into where a guy comes up to you in line at PedEast with a VIP card and says that he will get you to the front of the line to get you across, and I fell for it for $20. Instead, all he did is take me by taxi to PedWest where there was still a line that was almost as long. Not only that, when I got across there were absolutely zero taxis waiting and I had to then get back to PedEast to get transportation back to the airport. This time, I was not going to fall for the same scheme, so I was really dubious and flat our refused when someone came by with what I thought was the same trick. However, a few minutes later, someone else came up to me and said he would take me to a bus that would carry me across. When I protested that I do not have Sentri or GE, he said it was no problem. He said it was usually $120 but they would get me all the way to the airport for $90. Although very skeptical, he took me back about a block to a lot that had lots of buses like the type many hotels use. There they had what looked like a ticket booth. At that point, I had to pony up the $90, wondering all the time if it was wasted. Anyway, they were as good as their word. Several other folks were on the bus and they took us across and dropped us in the bus line for USA Customs which had no line at all. Within a few minutes I was out the door within just a couple more minutes. Then, I started to wondering how things worked after that. At the ticket booth, they said someone would meet me on the USA Side. About that time, my cell phone rang. They had asked for my number when I paid at the ticket booth. The caller was a driver who said he was there for me, and he took me straight to the airport and dropped me off at the door to the terminal. When I repeatedly asked to begin with and then later asked the driver who was much more proficient in English about me not having Sentri or GE, they all said it did not matter because the bus driver did and the bus company, as near as I could understand it, had some type of special dispensation. Anyway, even though it worked out fine, I am still a little nervous about whether it was all legitimate. The last thing I want to do is run into any problems, so I welcome your feedback about this process. I had never heard about anything like this before.

[UCBaja2]

I frequently take a 2 hour lunch break and go bang a lady.Brilliant! I live in CV and have GE, so I think this is very feasible, especially now that PedWest is open until 2 pm. 30 min total to drive, park, cross, and walk to ZN. One hour of mongering. 30 min door-to-door return trip.

[ClosetPervert9]

Heading accross the border but I don't plan on bringing my car. Do you have any advice on which lots to avoid leaving my car at as I'll be in TJ for a whole week.

[MajorBlank]

Heading accross the border but I don't plan on bringing my car. Do you have any advice on which lots to avoid leaving my car at as I'll be in TJ for a whole week.At that point, I would just uber there and park somewhere like a friend's house or some house. I think the parking closet to the border is like 100 overnight.

[Stl Danish]

At that point, I would just uber there and park somewhere like a friend's house or some house. I think the parking closet to the border is like 100 overnight.Park in a Trolley Lot (like Old Town or further south in Chula Vista) and take the trolley to the border to walk across. Trolley will cost you a few dollars but parking is free and you can park overnight with no problem.

[ClosetPervert9]

Park in a Trolley Lot (like Old Town or further south in Chula Vista) and take the trolley to the border to walk across. Trolley will cost you a few dollars but parking is free and you can park overnight with no problem.My understnading is you can only park in a trollley lot for one day. I won't be able to leave it there for a week.

[TJ Dog]

My understnading is you can only park in a trollley lot for one day. I won't be able to leave it there for a week.You might find one or more of the long-term airport parking facilities within reasonable walking distance of a trolley station.

[Stl Danish]

My understnading is you can only park in a trollley lot for one day. I won't be able to leave it there for a week.Ah sorry I glossed over the fact that you were asking about a week. Yeah I don't think I'd risk that. I bet you could get away with a couple days but it may be pushing your luck to go for longer. Residential area street parking and Uber to the border might be better.

I think you're technically only supposed to leave a car on the street in SD for 72 hours but I find it hard to believe they would do anything about it that quickly unless you're in La Jolla or something.

[ClosetPervert9]

Ah sorry I glossed over the fact that you were asking about a week. Yeah I don't think I'd risk that. I bet you could get away with a couple days but it may be pushing your luck to go for longer. Residential area street parking and Uber to the border might be better.

I think you're technically only supposed to leave a car on the street in SD for 72 hours but I find it hard to believe they would do anything about it that quickly unless you're in La Jolla or something.Thanks, I'm goign to reach out to a couple of SD buds and ask to park my car at their homes.

[Ziqurs]

I want to go to Hong Kong but I usually go with a group of people and this is the first time I want to go alone but I don't know how to get there without having the fear of getting robbed or worse. Can you guys give me ideas and tip of to get there quick and safe as possible front to back, I do have a car but I don't want to cross it into tj so I prob want to take a taxi if worse on foot. I know what I need to cross back since I have my passport but the main thing is getting to HK. Thanks much appreciated.

[TooShay]

I want to go to Hong Kong but I usually go with a group of people and this is the first time I want to go alone but I don't know how to get there without having the fear of getting robbed or worse. Can you guys give me ideas and tip of to get there quick and safe as possible front to back, I do have a car but I don't want to cross it into tj so I prob want to take a taxi if worse on foot. I know what I need to cross back since I have my passport but the main thing is getting to HK. Thanks much appreciated.Just take the limo ride to HK and tip $1 when you get off. There's lots of taxi in front of HK when you want go back to the border. It's about $6–$7 to get back to the border.

[Acura8888]

I want to go to Hong Kong but I usually go with a group of people and this is the first time I want to go alone but I don't know how to get there without having the fear of getting robbed or worse. Can you guys give me ideas and tip of to get there quick and safe as possible front to back, I do have a car but I don't want to cross it into tj so I prob want to take a taxi if worse on foot. I know what I need to cross back since I have my passport but the main thing is getting to HK. Thanks much appreciated.Transportation is never a concern for me in TJ, there are Cabs everywhere, right in your face crossing the border.

Uber is cheaper but not sure if they have access to the area right after the border crossing.

Daytime is OK for walking across to HK, nightime forget about it.

I've walked a few times to HK when I needed the exercise.

[Reds101]

I want to go to Hong Kong but I usually go with a group of people and this is the first time I want to go alone but I don't know how to get there without having the fear of getting robbed or worse. Can you guys give me ideas and tip of to get there quick and safe as possible front to back, I do have a car but I don't want to cross it into tj so I prob want to take a taxi if worse on foot. I know what I need to cross back since I have my passport but the main thing is getting to HK. Thanks much appreciated.There's always 5-10 taxis waiting as soon as you walk across the border. Just go up to them and say "Hong Kong" - most will try to quote you anywhere between $7-10. You can haggle a few bucks or just take the cab.

[UCBaja2]

It really is safe to walk there in the daytime. You can cross at PedWest until 2 PM. When you exit the CBP building cross the Puente Chaparral over the river, then you cross another road and walk thru a couple of commercial / retail district until you reach the arch. Then you're only two blocks away. The taxi libres cost 150 pesos ($7) for Zona Norte and Zona Rio.


I want to go to Hong Kong but I usually go with a group of people and this is the first time I want to go alone but I don't know how to get there without having the fear of getting robbed or worse. Can you guys give me ideas and tip of to get there quick and safe as possible front to back, I do have a car but I don't want to cross it into tj so I prob want to take a taxi if worse on foot. I know what I need to cross back since I have my passport but the main thing is getting to HK. Thanks much appreciated.

[Sftosd357]

It really is safe to walk there in the daytime. You can cross at PedWest until 2 PM. When you exit the CBP building cross the Puente Chaparral over the river, then you cross another road and walk thru a couple of commercial / retail district until you reach the arch. Then you're only two blocks away. The taxi libres cost 150 pesos ($7) for Zona Norte and Zona Rio.It honestly is safer just to hop in the taxi and spend the money. It will probably be a 20 minute walk. But there's a few areas that you would have to walk through that aren't the safest.

[HardanFast]

Totally agree with taking the limo. The HK limo office is just outside Ped East. I have done taxis, too, but this is the best option.


Just take the limo ride to HK and tip $1 when you get off. There's lots of taxi in front of HK when you want go back to the border. It's about $6$7 to get back to the border.

[FiveTimesTen]

Just take the limo ride to HK and tip $1 when you get off. There's lots of taxi in front of HK when you want go back to the border. It's about $6$7 to get back to the border.You can also request the HK limo back to border when you step outside.

[Acura8888]

USA Adult citizens are generally required to present a USA Passport when crossing borders from the United States into either Canada or Mexico. Exceptions to this rule are those in possession of Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative (WHTI) approved documents. They include the Trusted Traveler Programs card (NEXUS, SENTRI, Global Entry, or FAST), or an Enhanced Driver's License. WHTI approved travel documents can be obtained through an application process.

The above is from this link.

https://www.us-passport-service-guide.com/where-can-you-travel-without-a-passport.html

According to the link I can go to Mexico without a passport since I have Nexus, a Whti approved document.

Wasn't good enough for Mexican agents, I was brought into the room and told to pay 30 dollars for a tourist visa which the person took under the table. I received no visa of any kind.

Its a pure money grab. I do not feel like getting a passport or passport card as I never intend to leave North America unless I win the lottery.

[Billy125]

USA Adult citizens are generally required to present a USA Passport when crossing borders from the United States into either Canada or Mexico. Exceptions to this rule are those in possession of Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative (WHTI) approved documents. They include the Trusted Traveler Programs card (NEXUS, SENTRI, Global Entry, or FAST), or an Enhanced Driver's License. WHTI approved travel documents can be obtained through an application process.

The above is from this link.

https://www.us-passport-service-guide.com/where-can-you-travel-without-a-passport.html

According to the link I can go to Mexico without a passport since I have Nexus, a Whti approved document.

Wasn't good enough for Mexican agents, I was brought into the room and told to pay 30 dollars for a tourist visa which the person took under the table. I received no visa of any kind.

Its a pure money grab. I do not feel like getting a passport or passport card as I never intend to leave North America unless I win the lottery.It isn't technically a visa, but a tourist permit called a FMM. They should technically be free if you are staying under 7 days, and like $36 if staying longer. I don't remember if it was here or ISG that I read it but some others have suggested printing the FMM before you leave so that you already have it at the border. Sure it is a money grab, but the US government isn't really much better.

[Tebdill]

USA Adult citizens are generally required to present a USA Passport when crossing borders from the United States into either Canada or Mexico. Exceptions to this rule are those in possession of Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative (WHTI) approved documents. They include the Trusted Traveler Programs card (NEXUS, SENTRI, Global Entry, or FAST), or an Enhanced Driver's License. WHTI approved travel documents can be obtained through an application process.

The above is from this link.

https://www.us-passport-service-guide.com/where-can-you-travel-without-a-passport.html

According to the link I can go to Mexico without a passport since I have Nexus, a Whti approved document.

Wasn't good enough for Mexican agents, I was brought into the room and told to pay 30 dollars for a tourist visa which the person took under the table. I received no visa of any kind. Here's a better reference from a valid new source:

https://help.cbp.gov/s/article/Article-227?language=en_US



Its a pure money grab. I do not feel like getting a passport or passport card as I never intend to leave North America unless I win the lottery.Not exactly a money grab. This is common knowledge, the site you linked is just some private site that despite having the name "US Passport Service" is not in any way associated with any US government agencies, and is in fact completely wrong. Nexus is a program between canadian and US border patrol and means nothing to Mexico. Now the US does accept it coming back into the US from Mexico but Mexico is not involved in this whatsoever. Via a proper internet source:

https://help.cbp.gov/s/article/Article-227?language=en_US


NEXUS is a bilateral program governed by U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA). U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), and the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) are cooperating in this venture to simplify passage for pre-approved, low-risk traveler.Mexico requires visitors to have a passport, in lieu of a passport they will charge you the fee. Many other countries would just reject you with no passport so I don't see it as the end of the world.

[TopMast Brandy]

Tijuana had been on my (mongering) bucket list for a while, so when I was in San Diego for work and had a free afternoon, I decided to take the plunge. Not only was it my first time, but I was also going solo, so I want to thank all the other posters for their detailed reports which made it very easy for me. In return I will share as many details as I can for the benefit of my monger brethren.

I took the trolley to the border from downtown. It was a Thursday afternoon, and the trolley was pretty crowded. After getting off at San Ysidro, I followed the crowd (and the signs) to the Mexico border. There were two lines, one for Mexican citizens (which was very long), and one for foreigners (which luckily was pretty short). I saw a few people filling out forms, but I just handed the agent my passport card. He asked me where I was going as he was scanning it, I said "Tijuana", and was waved through. After that, you have to put any luggage or backpacks through an X-ray machine, but since I was not carrying anything I could just walk by, and I was in Mexico.

I followed the path from the border crossing into Tijuana, and as I was walking I noticed the limo for Hong Kong in a parking lot next to the path. So I decided to head there instead of jumping into a taxi, which is of course another easy option to get to wherever you're going. As soon as you step out into the street, if you make a right-hand you-turn and follow the street, you will see a parking lot on your left with a sign saying "Zona Shuttle", "Hong Kong Club Limo" etc. On the walls. At the back of the the parking lot is the little shack from where the shuttle departs. You can also get there from the main street instead of the parking lot. When I stepped inside, the guy asked me if I was going to Hong Kong. There were a couple of other American dudes waiting inside. As we waited for the shuttle, I noticed the long line for entering the US right outside. Eventually it was about 10 guys in the shuttle and it took about 10 minutes to get to Hong Kong.

That afternoon, there was a very high ratio of girls to mongers. I sat down at a table and ordered a beer, and was immediately approached by multiple girls. I wanted to explore the place, so I politely waved them away, and started walking around to check out the place. It seems like each area of the club has a slightly different vibe, and you can pick where you are most comfortable. You can find spots which are a bit quieter than the main stage area, but you will still be constantly approached by the meseros (waiters) and the girls.

The first girl I talked to was a plain Jane, girl-next-door types. She spoke very little English and I, very little Spanish, so we mostly communicated via the translate app. As she was having her drink and I was feeling her up, she asked me what I was in the mood for. I told her I wanted to go upstairs with her, and she started typing 120. I looked at her like she was crazy, and she immediately said, sorry, I meant 100. Anyway, we went up and it was a good time with DFK, DATY, and CFS. I was not interested in BB, so I didn't ask.

Back down, I wandered around checking out the place as I recharged. I got the sense that Hong Kong is designed to make money at all times, so you will always be asked by the meseros if you want a drink, if you want them to bring you a girl, etc. If you're sitting with a girl, they will be constantly asking you and the girl for drink orders.

A second girl I talked to was dressed as a cheerleader. She said it was her first week at HK, and I found it believable. She quoted 120 and I offered 100, but she would not budge. Ultimately I said no thanks, and she left. I saw her standing around the whole time without talking to anyone else, so I suppose she was holding the line on her price.

After a few more drinks, I was joined by a very pretty girl with a slim waist and nice boobs (which turned out to be fake). She spoke a fair bit of English so it was nice to chat with her. She also quoted 120 and I kept offering 100, which went on for a while. I knew I wanted to head out soon, so we settled on 110 with 10 propina (tip) for excellent service. It turned out to be a great experience, even though I found it difficult to perform again within a short time (I'm not that young anymore hehe). Anyway, she was pretty game about the whole thing and is someone I will lookout for next time.

After it was done, I stepped out and ask the employees outside for the shuttle to the border. After a few minutes wait, a shuttle showed up and dropped me and other guys back to Ped East. Again, there was a huge line all the way up to the shuttle stop. Fortunately, I have Global Entry, so I followed the signs for Sentri, and was able to skip the line and go all the way to the front. If not for GE, it would have been an hour-long wait or more.

Overall, it was a great first time. I would say, HK is a great club if you want to pack in as much action as you can within a short amount of time. Maybe I just picked a day where there were too many girls compared to mongers. It is not like many US clubs where you can get a drink and chill out without being disturbed. Also, I never felt unsafe. It was day time, and there were families with kids, teenagers, etc. Around the border. Also, I grew up in Asia, so a bit of poverty, chaos, and things not being exactly spic and span don't bother me as much.

Stay safe and have fun!

[Acura8888]

Tijuana had been on my (mongering) bucket list for a while, so when I was in San Diego for work and had a free afternoon, I decided to take the plunge. Not only was it my first time, but I was also going solo, so I want to thank all the other posters for their detailed reports which made it very easy for me. In return I will share as many details as I can for the benefit of my monger brethren.

I took the trolley to the border from downtown. It was a Thursday afternoon, and the trolley was pretty crowded. After getting off at San Ysidro, I followed the crowd (and the signs) to the Mexico border. There were two lines, one for Mexican citizens (which was very long), and one for foreigners (which luckily was pretty short). I saw a few people filling out forms, but I just handed the agent my passport card. He asked me where I was going as he was scanning it, I said "Tijuana", and was waved through. After that, you have to put any luggage or backpacks through an X-ray machine, but since I was not carrying anything I could just walk by, and I was in Mexico.Makes no sense to not take a client over 20 bucks considering the layoff situation in USA. Do they know the Tech industry and entertainment industry is suffering in So Cal where so many customers are from. Disney just announced layoffs. It is better to make 200 than nothing imo. They seem to overvalue themselves. I went there a couple of months ago and been going there for years. It seems the ratio of women with no one taking them upstairs is higher than ever.

[MongerSeeker]

The FMM / quasi Visa is good for 180 days. So it is a good idea to save it for future visits.


It isn't technically a visa, but a tourist permit called a FMM. They should technically be free if you are staying under 7 days, and like $36 if staying longer. I don't remember if it was here or ISG that I read it but some others have suggested printing the FMM before you leave so that you already have it at the border. Sure it is a money grab, but the US government isn't really much better.

[AllCock]

Going rate seems to be 120 (girl) for a half hour and 30 for the room. Does anyone know the rates the girls charge for one hour and what the room would cost for one hour? The reason I am asking is because the rates might be a bit better in the good old USA without the hassle of crossing the border.

[StubbornMule]

I will go to Tijuana sometime in the next two weeks. A few questions:

1. I am considering staying in Tijuana Monday-Wednesday (I want to avoid the weekend sausage fest). Will high quality girls be available in HK on these days of the week? If so, what time should I expect them to come out?

2. Which hotel would you recommend staying at? I've heard good things about Hotel Ticuan, but it seems a bit far from HK. Is the HK hotel any good? Also, can I bring girls from different clubs into the HK hotel, or into other club hotels?

3. Can I pay for my hotel room in cash? I don't want the room charges appearing on my credit card.

4. What fraction of high-quality girls will do BBBJ? How much extra should I expect to pay? Is CIM available?

[Magnum44]

I will go to Tijuana sometime in the next two weeks. A few questions:

1. I am considering staying in Tijuana Monday thru Wednesday (I want to avoid the weekend sausage fest). Will high quality girls be available in HK on these days of the week? If so, what time should I expect them to come out?

2. Which hotel would you recommend staying at? I've heard good things about Hotel Ticuan, but it seems a bit far from HK. Is the HK hotel any good? Also, can I bring girls from different clubs into the HK hotel, or into other club hotels?

3. Can I pay for my hotel room in cash? I don't want the room charges appearing on my credit card.

4. What fraction of high-quality girls will do BBBJ? How much extra should I expect to pay? Is CIM available?Can you give an update on the migrant situation at the border? I would expect to see very long lines and heavy traffic at the border, as Title 42 ends this evening. Thank you in advance! I don't plan to go to Tijuana until things die down.

I have gone on Monday. Wednesday in the evening and you shouldn't be disappointed. Any time after 7 pm should be good.

I never stay in the hotels at TJ but perhaps someone else can chime in.

Very few girls have given me BBBJ. The few girls that do never charge extra but I always tip when they do. Just ask and some are cool with it. Just be sure to ask when you're in the room, not in the club.

[AllCock]

55 bucks for a half hour. Lineup of four girls three with heavy hourglass bodies. W.

I went for the young decent looking shy girl. Had better massages from a dog jumping on my back. No turn on whatsoever. Covered full service 125. Didn't want covered ask for HJ she wanted 85. Walked out the door without dumping my load.

[JoseMan]

How does Adelita compare to Hong Kong in term of talents? I also heard that Adelita has been closed for a while. Is that true?

[Jason619]

Been seeing reports on social media that HK got raided (related to an overdose death?) and there appeared to be a massive fire at Chicago Club.

[UCBaja2]

Jokingly known as Abuelitas, they have older women and lower tier chicas. I haven't been there since before covid but their cuota was $80. Don't know if the fee has kept pace with HK chicas.


How does Adelita compare to Hong Kong in term of talents? I also heard that Adelita has been closed for a while. Is that true?

[JoseMan]

Been seeing reports on social media that HK got raided (related to an overdose death?) and there appeared to be a massive fire at Chicago Club.Oh well, seems like the Disneyland south of the border will be closed for a long while!

[GfEnthusiast]

Jokingly known as Abuelitas, they have older women and lower tier chicas. I haven't been there since before covid but their cuota was $80. Don't know if the fee has kept pace with HK chicas.I usually like to make it my first stop of the night and you can still find some gems. Not to the caliber of HK but not they ain't all someone's Nana either.

[Stl Danish]

I usually like to make it my first stop of the night and you can still find some gems. Not to the caliber of HK but not they ain't all someone's Nana either.Adelita's was raided several months ago and has been closed since. Rumor has it a re-opening may be imminent though.

HK and Chicago Club are both back open after one night offline.

[Acura8888]

I usually like to make it my first stop of the night and you can still find some gems. Not to the caliber of HK but not they ain't all someone's Nana either.You are correct, two of my absolute favorites were found in Adelitas. They were not even 21, shy types that found HK bar too overwhelming and preferred the smaller venue and crowds of Adelitas. DDG to my eyes.

[Nothing24]

Spent the night in TJ with one of my HK girls and everything was business as usual. Hong Kong and Chicago club are fully up and running. Chicago only has part of their hotel closed off due to the fire that broke out the other day.

[Nick4]

Can you give an update on the migrant situation at the border? I would expect to see very long lines and heavy traffic at the border, as Title 42 ends this evening. Thank you in advance! I don't plan to go to Tijuana until things die down. Just got back from a weekend in Rosarito with 'sightseeing" in TJ. Friday night I had to make a quick run back to the states. At 10 pm there was no one in line at San Ysidro and the walkover, trip home and back took less than an hour. The longest wait was for the Uber. Literally just kept walking as fast as I could from the pedestrian drop off, through the turnstile, 60 second passport scan and out the other end. Yesterday afternoon on the return trip, the Sentry lane was flying at OTAY, the Ready / General lane was about a 2 hour wait for both in traffic. None of the reported migrant crowds seem to be making the legal crossing any different than the norms.

The revelry in Rosarito was also subdued. While there were a lot of folks, there was none of the huge crowds I've seen in the past.

Sunday afternoon / evening was pretty dead in the zona. Parking was easy and none of the sidewalk crowds were blocking my way. Since I was already with a pretty latina providing GFE, I didn't do any mongering this trip.

Part of the return home excitement was watching cops pulling cars out of line for attempting to cut into the return line. You hear the honking, you hear the sirens, you don't hear the "Oh shit" when the cop tells you its a $120 fine, payable in cash, on site. Or you can follow him to the jail. Saw 6 or 7 cars following the flashing lights. Always find the end of the line for the return trip.

That all being said, Global Entry makes the crossing much easier and faster anytime. Worth the investment if you monger often down south.

[SuperFly79]

Just got back from a weekend in Rosarito with 'sightseeing" in TJ. Friday night I had to make a quick run back to the states. At 10 pm there was no one in line at San Ysidro and the walkover, trip home and back took less than an hour. The longest wait was for the Uber. Literally just kept walking as fast as I could from the pedestrian drop off, through the turnstile, 60 second passport scan and out the other end. Yesterday afternoon on the return trip, the Sentry lane was flying at OTAY, the Ready / General lane was about a 2 hour wait for both in traffic. None of the reported migrant crowds seem to be making the legal crossing any different than the norms.

The revelry in Rosarito was also subdued. While there were a lot of folks, there was none of the huge crowds I've seen in the past.

Sunday afternoon / evening was pretty dead in the zona. Parking was easy and none of the sidewalk crowds were blocking my way. Since I was already with a pretty latina providing GFE, I didn't do any mongering this trip.

Part of the return home excitement was watching cops pulling cars out of line for attempting to cut into the return line. You hear the honking, you hear the sirens, you don't hear the "Oh shit" when the cop tells you its a $120 fine, payable in cash, on site. Or you can follow him to the jail. Saw 6 or 7 cars following the flashing lights. Always find the end of the line for the return trip.

That all being said, Global Entry makes the crossing much easier and faster anytime. Worth the investment if you monger often down south.Can you just have your global entry card when crossing back and forth or do you need your passport as well?

[UCBaja2]

All you need is GE when returning to the USA. If you're driving across your vehicle needs to also be enrolled in the system on your GE profile.


Can you just have your global entry card when crossing back and forth or do you need your passport as well?

[UCBaja2]

If you're walking south you need a passport or passport card. If you don't have you'll likely pay the FMM fee.

If you're driving you most likely won't be stopped.

Entering USA you only need GE card.


Can you just have your global entry card when crossing back and forth or do you need your passport as well?

[MajorBlank]

I personally go with my passport card to get into Mexico cause they might give you a hard time if you don't have it. Basically will have to bribe them probably from what I here. The FMM is separate no? You have to have that regardless of entry, cause I had my passport card and they still demanded one. You can print out a free one that last 7 days or buy the 25-35 dollar one that 6 months. I use my GE to get into America because you literally cut the entire line. Traveling to Mexico I recommend a Passport card (easy to keep in a wallet) GE because I say no to the line and the free FMM.


If you're walking south you need a passport or passport card. If you don't have you'll likely pay the FMM fee.

If you're driving you most likely won't be stopped.

Entering USA you only need GE card.

[SuperFly79]

I personally go with my passport card to get into Mexico cause they might give you a hard time if you don't have it. Basically will have to bribe them probably from what I here. The FMM is separate no? You have to have that regardless of entry, cause I had my passport card and they still demanded one. You can print out a free one that last 7 days or buy the 25-35 dollar one that 6 months. I use my GE to get into America because you literally cut the entire line. Traveling to Mexico I recommend a Passport card (easy to keep in a wallet) GE because I say no to the line and the free FMM.I only have a passport book, not a card and I have my GE card. Just want to know if I can get in and out of Mexico with just my GE card so I don't have to drag my passport book with me when I go to zona norte.

[UCBaja2]

Hola amigo, I have crossed dozens of times in both my car and walking. If you are driving they 99% won't stop you and check your credentials, but if you are walking they will 99% check your passport book / card. They don't give a shit about your GE card. If you're walking and don't have passport be prepared, as they will likely send you to the cashier and extort you $30 for"FMM fee", which is technically free and is legally required if you're in country for less than 7 days, but no fee unless your stay is greater than 7 days. Personally, I always carry my passport card and GE card. The only time MX CBP ever wanted my FMM form was for a flight I took from aeropuerto TIJ. Suerte.



I only have a passport book, not a card and I have my GE card. Just want to know if I can get in and out of Mexico with just my GE card so I don't have to drag my passport book with me when I go to zona norte.

[Acura8888]

Hola amigo, I have crossed dozens of times in both my car and walking. If you are driving they 99% won't stop you and check your credentials, but if you are walking they will 99% check your passport book / card. They don't give a shit about your GE card. If you're walking and don't have passport be prepared, as they will likely send you to the cashier and extort you $30 for"FMM fee", which is technically free and is legally required if you're in country for less than 7 days, but no fee unless your stay is greater than 7 days. Personally, I always carry my passport card and GE card. The only time MX CBP ever wanted my FMM form was for a flight I took from aeropuerto TIJ. Suerte.Exactly what happened to me, I told them I was staying 3 full days only. In the room the guy simply takes my 30 dollars and put in a a drawer. I got no FMM, just told you can go.

Under the table money to me is more than the hourly wage. I wish I could make 30 an hr under the table every hr at a min.

[WardTerry]

I personally go with my passport card to get into Mexico cause they might give you a hard time if you don't have it. Basically will have to bribe them probably from what I here. The FMM is separate no? You have to have that regardless of entry, cause I had my passport card and they still demanded one. You can print out a free one that last 7 days or buy the 25-35 dollar one that 6 months. I use my GE to get into America because you literally cut the entire line. Traveling to Mexico I recommend a Passport card (easy to keep in a wallet) GE because I say no to the line and the free FMM.I don't have a little passport card thing I only have the passport book. I would not want to get a stamp on it. Especially.

If I was in tj while My sig other was out of town. That would raise all kinds of red flags. I don't need that. I'd need to show the passport but not get it stamped.

Do they normally stamp the book or just look at it??

[UCBaja2]

When you hand over your passport you can say "no estampa por favor" and slip a small donation inside the book. Though, from what I've seen they usually just look at it and hand it back, no stamp, but you never know. Just watch the people in line in front of you and see what they're doing.


I don't have a little passport card thing I only have the passport book. I would not want to get a stamp on it. Especially.

If I was in tj while My sig other was out of town. That would raise all kinds of red flags. I don't need that. I'd need to show the passport but not get it stamped.

Do they normally stamp the book or just look at it??

[Nothing24]

9 times out of 10 they won't stamp it. Like previously mentioned, also try to see what they're doing to the people in front of you that also have a passport.

At the end of the day we're all men, worst case scenario explain to the guy checking passports that you don't want the wife to see a stamp on your booklet. He will most likely get a kick out of it, laugh and hand your passport back to you.

[AvgUSA]

Making my 9th trip this fall in September. If anybody would like to party I'm looking to have a pretty crazy weekend. PM me and lets get some tequila & pussy!

[TitanTool]

I don't have a little passport card thing I only have the passport book. I would not want to get a stamp on it. Especially.

If I was in tj while My sig other was out of town. That would raise all kinds of red flags. I don't need that. I'd need to show the passport but not get it stamped.

Do they normally stamp the book or just look at it??Next to the parking lots on the American side there are always guys offering taxi rides to Tijuana. If you hop in and ride with them, it is extremely rare that they ever get stopped at all, they just drive across and drop you at Hong Kong. Cost is $20-$50 depending on time of day and if they can get other people to carpool with you. Go when the border crossing heading south is not busy (ie. Not around rush hour).

[YugiohGx]

Has anyone used Cumin Tj agency? Is it legit?

[Tijuaniko]

Has anyone used Cumin Tj agency? Is it legit?Definitely a legit agency that has been around for years. The handler speaks English and is great to work with. I've really only had one bad experience with one provider but all are GFE and, as with any agency, YMMV based on the provider, your communication, and their mood. I would look up reviews of individual providers on TER and have more than one option before reaching out, due to their availability.

-TJNiko.

[Acura8888]

Is Adelitas still closed?

[Nothing24]

Is Adelitas still closed?Yes but most girls from there have moved over to the Chicago club over on the next block.

[Nothing24]

Haven't really written any reports lately because I've just been seeing my regulars so nothing of note, but I had a memorable one last night. I was hoping to see one of my girls from Chicago club but I reached out and she said she had to miss work because she was sick. Was going to stop by HK first but for some reason still just went to Chicago. Bumped into a spinner I banged a couple weeks ago and thought I would end up banging her again, but later on. You never really want to choose your girl right away and scope the scene first. I told her I would catch her later. After taking a lap I was heading for the door when a curvy Venezuelan chick bumped into me. She apologized and told me she was drunk. I told her no worries and was about to keep it moving but then she started grinding on me and putting my hands on her big man mades. She then started making out with me. To call it a DFK would be an understatement. A waiter came over and asked if I wanted to buy her a drink. I figured maybe I would buy her a couple and see where it went. From then it was non stop making out, sucking each other's tongues, FIV, sucking her tits, the works. When she ordered the second drink she demanded I fuck her after she finished it. There was no way I could pass it up at this point, she had me rock hard the entire time. On our way out for some reason she started cussing out the doorman. I guess she thought he looked at her the wrong way but the guy honestly didn't even do anything. This completely changed her mood, now she was pissed off. Started getting weird vibes so I told her maybe we could hook up some other time but she said no and that she would be fine. We headed upstairs and she kept bitching about the guy. I paid for the room and she complained to the guy at the desk about the doorman as well and said she would be reporting him to their boss. The guy was super confused LOL. She told me she doesn't like people who treat her like shit. WTF? I just kept nodding and agreeing with her LOL. Good news was as soon as we closed the door she attacked me with more DFK and wanted me to get naked ASAP. She threw me on the bed and reached for a condom for a CBJ. I told her to forget the condom and suck me off bare but she said no because you never know who is clean or not nowadays. I assured her I was clean but no luck. Cover went on and she started giving me a vicious BJ, in a good way. Maybe it's better I had the condom on after all because I probably would have came if I was bare LOL. I then got on top of her sort of in the missionary position but scooted up and shoved my dick in her mouth to face fuck her. After a couple minutes of face fucking I busted a 180 and placed myself in 69 but with me on top. She started licking and sucking my balls. Thought to myself fuck it and started straddling her face with her now licking my ass, moving to my balls, then my dick and she kept going back and forth between all 3 areas pretty aggressively. After a few minutes she told me to bang her in mish. I got on top and started pounding away. Next thing you know she's choking the shit out of me. She had a pretty good grip on my neck as I was pounding but after a while it was too uncomfortable so I took her hands off me and I started choking her the same way she was doing it to me but this just turned her on even more LMAO. She then started moaning that she was my dumb ***** over and over again. She started smacking me so I smacked her back and she just kept going yes, yes!! LOL this chick was something else. I flipped her over in doggy and was spanking her pretty hard and she wanted me to cum but I wasn't done yet. I told her to jump on top for some CG but when she saw the condom she said I had already came. WTF? I told her to just get on top. We started making out again and finally got her on top but she kept saying I came. I told her to shut up and keep going so I could finish. We kept sort of arguing back and forth but she got the job done. After I came we just kept making out in bed. She got the shower running and climbed back in bed to keep fooling around. She told me to hop in the shower with her and we just kept making out in the shower. She started stroking me but junior was spent. I think I could have gotten a round 2. Should've popped some vitamin v for this one. She then said she had to pee and just started peeing LOL. She told me to pee if I had to and I jokingly said if I peed it would be on her and she said to go for it. I probably would have done it too just for the fuck of it but all of a sudden I couldn't pee. She took my hand and put it inside of her and got her with some good FIV action. She took my hand and started licking it and kissed me some more. We then dried ourselves off and she told me to dress her because she was too drunk to dress herself. She then asked to hold and hug her for a minute. She started getting emotional and saying that she loved me so I just laughed and told her I loved her too. When we left the room a clean up boy came up to us for a tip and she told the guy to take her to her room so she could go to sleep because she was too drunk. The guy seemed annoyed but who knows, maybe he ended up banging her as well. We kissed each other goodbye and told her I would see her again next time. The ironic part after all of this was that I realized I had met this girl before, a while back. She had came up to me once while I was sitting at the bar but she gave me major hustler vibes. I already had plans with another girl that day so I tried to get her number for a future visit but she said she would only give it to me if I banged her. I told her I couldn't and figured I would just see her around some other time but never saw her again after that until yesterday. I guess she only works sporadically whenever she needs the money. Who knows how things would have went if she wasn't this drunk? Could be a YMMV situation. I stopped by Hong Kong afterwards and they had a pretty good selection of girls. Didn't want to spend anymore money so just said hi to a couple girls I know and ended up taking off. Got home, took another shower before I crashed out and noticed a bunch of scratches all over my back and a couple red marks on my neck.

[Reds101]

6/19 made my way across the border.

I saw on google maps that ped west was listed as open so I parked in the big lot. Only 9 bucks all day on Monday. Walked over to pedwest but it seems like it was only open for entering back into the US and the officials told me and a few others to turn around and cross the bridge (to ped east).

Going in was empty. Barely looked at my passport card and waved me through within a few seconds.

Got a cab and made my way to HK. Got a bottle of water and took my blue vitamin once I arrived and walked around a bit. A lot more girls than I thought there would be for a Monday but maybe they know that it's a holiday for a lot of the US now. A few girls looked very good but not enough for me to take the plunge and start a conversation. Walked outside and visited a few of the other clubs and walked around a few laps to check out the street girls as well but again nothing too tempting.

Made my way back to HK and saw a girl sitting by herself that caught my eye. One of the HK workers grabbed her and tried to introduce her to a group of dudes while I was on my way to approach her so I was a bit annoyed that I was a minute too late. But the group of guys seemed to just be enjoying each others company getting drunk and didn't want to talk to any girls yet. I approached her and the dude from HK immediately.

If you've seen some of my posts in these forums, you probably know that I don't enjoy mechanical and / or rushed experiences no matter how good the girl looks.

I asked for a lapdance. Quoted around 20 bucks for 5 minutes or 60 bucks for 30 minutes in a private VIP room. I was curious about this girl so opted for the 30 minute VIP which came with a few drinks.

We chatted for 5-10 minutes without anything too sexual. Claims to be 19 years old but looks like early-mid 20's. Not great but decent enough English to make conversation. My Spanish is OK as well so didn't have trouble talking about things outside of just sex for a few minutes.

After I felt that she was comfortable enough with me I asked her for a BBBJ in the VIP room for $1. 00 - she said it was her first week there so she didn't want to get in trouble even though she really wanted to do it.

She started a lapdance and I eventually pulled my shorts down and she started to give me some bb small kisses and licks and kept teasing me and kept on repeating that she wants to but is scared of trouble.

About 20 minutes into the VIP room session, I told her that if she doesn't want to get in trouble, lets get a room and she can give me BBBJ then. Again she was a little hesitant about the no condom part but wasn't pushing back too much after already having half of my dick in her mouth multiple times in the room.

Made our way upstairs, paid the usual fees (4 for the room) - in the room she asked for payment up front which I don't mind at all. I gave her $1. 2 and then made a point to give an extra. 2 while saying extra for the blowjob no condom. She seemed happy and said thank you and we got to work.

She gave a great BBBJ and I talked her into allowing some pics / videos for another twenty bucks. She agreed as long as her whole face isn't shown for privacy reasons, etc. After the BBBJ she reached for the condom. I told her to wait I want her to do some camel slides. Not super easy with limited English on her end but I got the point across. No condom. Pero no sexo. Only outside LOL.

She happily obliged and even though the lube pack hadn't been opened yet, she was pretty wet. After a couple minutes I reached for the condom. She said the lube is over there but doesn't think she will need it because she is horny. I've seen a lot of girls and providers and its pretty easy to tell when someone isn't wet but she was definitely enjoying the moment.

After a few positions, I filled the bag in k9 and we still had about 25 minutes left so we just chatted a bit after I put my shorts on.

While chatting she started to kiss my body everywhere and it started to get me hard again so I put her hand over my shorts and she was surprised (or at least acted like it you know) - she pulled my shorts down and started to give me another BBBJ and placed my hand on her pussy and told me to feel how wet she is. I started to finger her while getting a BBBJ and all of a sudden she says "you make me feel so good, do you want it no condom?" - I thought she was talking about her BBBJ so I said yes I like it and then to my surprise she moved my hand and sat on me without a condom.

She kept asking if I'm clean while I'm already inside her. Which I am and I get tested regularly. After some cowgirl, I picked her up while still inside her and turned her around and went at it in missionary for a little bit. When things were getting hot I pulled out and then fingered her in the motion that almost forces girls to squirt (if you watch any excogi porn vids, you know what I mean) and she was shocked when it happened LOL and I went straight back inside while she was dripping wet and it felt amazing. Some LFK and tit play while still in missionary and pulled out and busted all over her body. Made my way to the sink to rinse up a little bit and when I turned around, she had my phone in her hand and was taking more selfies while posing. She then asked if I have whatsapp and gave me her "real" contact info including her name outside of HK. She thanked me for being nice and respectful smelling nice and clean and told me that we should get some sushi sometime if I'm back in TJ sometime and that we can have sex without the pay as long as I pay for the good sushi LOL. I don't put too much thought into these types of comments because I don't want to catch feelings but I do think that it would be nice to cross the border for some wholesome reasons every now and then.

I know providers are trained to make customers happy but this was one of my best experiences I've had and it truly felt like "special treatment" and one of those rare times of thinking to myself that this is why I do this LOL. This is not my first time around in HK (or TJ in general) and I've had bad, decent, good, etc. All types of experiences but this one is is in my top 3 experiences of 15+ years of mongering so will be hard to live up to in the future.

I don't like to identify providers too soon after seeing them for my own safety and privacy reasons as I've seen people get doxed on here and rubmaps from people that are in love with providers so I'll probably share more info in a few weeks / months. Some might call this a useless review without the girl's information but I share this to say that putting some time into feeling out a girls vibes before just committing to a business deal can pay off a lot of times. Not always but when it does, it's worth it.


added a pic of her squirt marks on the bed - censored part was her phone with the screen on to respect her privacy. gave the cleaning lady a 5 dollar bill on the way out because i felt bad

[JayLake]

6/19 made my way across the border.
Great story regardless. More than anything I just wanted to know what you get for the half hour VIP room for 60 bucks. Seems like a lot of time.