Tijuana Reports

[Aztekk]

"Couldn't find one that would go beyond two positions."

I find this so odd about Mexican street girls.

I see a lot of Latin girls here in Vegas, most of them Columbian and Venezuelan. Nearly all of them have no issue going into as many positions as you want.

What about the girls inside the clubs, do they offer unlimited positions?

[RyanE36]

"Couldn't find one that would go beyond two positions."

I find this so odd about Mexican street girls.

I see a lot of Latin girls here in Vegas, most of them Columbian and Venezuelan. Nearly all of them have no issue going into as many positions as you want.

What about the girls inside the clubs, do they offer unlimited positions?I have no experience in TJ, but from my reading I believe the reason street girls are cheaper is because they don't offer much for the base price, but they will upsell you. So for the $20 you essentially get a pants off missionary on the bed and that's it. No BJ, nothing else. Maybe for another $10, they'll take off all their clothes, and another $15 they'll do a CBJ, so on and so forth. Club girls are essentially a one price buys everything.

There was a great little "documentary" on pornhub that showed you pretty much everything you'd need to know about how Zona Norte worked, no longer there.

[MemoeNasty]

"Couldn't find one that would go beyond two positions."

I find this so odd about Mexican street girls.

I see a lot of Latin girls here in Vegas, most of them Columbian and Venezuelan. Nearly all of them have no issue going into as many positions as you want.

What about the girls inside the clubs, do they offer unlimited positions?You should be able to negotiate CBJ, FS, sin ropa with muchas formas for 30 dls and 5 dls for the room all day long in the zona. If you want to be a nice guy after the session you might tip her 5 bucks. 40 dls tops! The key is to hash out the details BEFORE you run upstairs with them. If she says no move on, if she says yes she should follow through. I've never had a problem with these girls. I gave up on bar girls years ago. SG's work better for me but Everybody's different. Moe.

[WardTerry]

I was thinking of trying to go but can't use my passport. SO woujd see the stamp and thst woujd be hard to explain.

I'm assuming you need it and my CA I'd won't get me back in the US?

[DocDeviant]

I was thinking of trying to go but can't use my passport. SO woujd see the stamp and thst woujd be hard to explain.

I'm assuming you need it and my CA I'd won't get me back in the US?I have walked across the border and back again many many times, always using my passport and it has never been stamped.

[MemoeNasty]

I was thinking of trying to go but can't use my passport. SO woujd see the stamp and thst woujd be hard to explain.

I'm assuming you need it and my CA I'd won't get me back in the US?If your walking into Mexico you need to present a passport or passport I'd which looks like a drivers license. If you drive, you can just drive in. Upon return you would not be denied back into the US if you are a US citizen no matter what you show them for I'd. They don't keep American citizens locked in Mexico because they didn't bring the proper I'd. They might pull you into secondary to check you out and you might lose an hour of your life but that's it. Moe.

[KC Questor]

I was thinking of trying to go but can't use my passport. SO woujd see the stamp and thst woujd be hard to explain.

I'm assuming you need it and my CA I'd won't get me back in the US?If you don't have your passport when you enter Mexico, they may accept some other form of I'd, or they may try to shake a bribe out of you. While my passport was being renewed, I went twice. Once they said they wouldn't let me in at all, but then said if I gave a tip I could come in because I looked "OK". $20 later and I was in Mexico. The next time they said I would have to buy a 180-day FMM for $30. On my most recent trip they accepted my passport card without issue.

Returning to the US without a passport, passport card, or trusted traveler program card means they have to verify your identity another way. If you have a Real I'd drivers license they may accept that, but they may send you to secondary screening and hold you until they can confirm you. It could take some time, so leave enough time to make your plane.

[Decadentme]

I have walked across the border and back again many many times, always using my passport and it has never been stamped.Me too. Never stamped.

[SpamBoyToo]

Heading down 6/1 for 5 days. I was going to try one of the premium rooms at Rizo but they are all booked so splitting my time between Cascadas and Tiquan. Looking forward to some quality monger time.

[MongerSeeker]

You can cross back into the US without a passport. But CBP will warn you. The problem is crossing in Mexico. Unless you have a FMM / Visa Mexican immigration officers will not let cross into Mexico.


I was thinking of trying to go but can't use my passport. SO woujd see the stamp and thst woujd be hard to explain.

I'm assuming you need it and my CA I'd won't get me back in the US?

[KC Questor]

The problem is crossing in Mexico. Unless you have a FMM / Visa Mexican immigration officers will not let cross into Mexico.This is not true. It all depends on the agent at the time. I've crossed over with a passport book and no FMM. Sometimes they make you fill out an FMM on the spot and sometimes they just wave you through. This last time I went I had my FMM pre-printed and ready. They were just waving people through but when they saw I had an FMM printed they stopped me, then stamped my passport and the FMM and allowed me through. A few months ago I crossed with my passport card and no FMM and they let me right in. And when my passport was being renewed I crossed with just my drivers license. A $20 tip to the agent got me across without any papers at all.

[FunTimes2019]

Anyone ever use a credit card to pay for a room. Their website says cash, Visa and MasterCard accepted. Just curious if anyone has had any mysterious charges after the fact.

[MemoeNasty]

Anyone ever use a credit card to pay for a room. Their website says cash, Visa and MasterCard accepted. Just curious if anyone has had any mysterious charges after the fact.I have heard of mysterious charges after the fact. I always bring cash and leave the credit cards at home. No bad experiences personally though. I always like to leave a little cash in my car in San ysidro in case I get shaken down by the cops or worse, robbed while I'm walking around. Neither has ever happened though. Moe.

[Hodysseus]

Yes I too have used my credit card at Cascadas once and for those of you with wives / snoopy girlfriends just know it actually posts as "HOTEL CASCADAS. TIJUANA BCN MX" on your statement. The only other fee I received was a "FOREIGN TRANSACTION FEE - $3. 34" but that was because my room was $160 plus the conversion rate or whatever. In all, it's better to pay cash because the $160 room it ended up costing me around $170 and it's on my statement. Personally, I don't care but just FYI to those of you who might.


Anyone ever use a credit card to pay for a room. Their website says cash, Visa and MasterCard accepted. Just curious if anyone has had any mysterious charges after the fact.

[Magnum44]

Decided to head back to TJ for the first time in over a year. I thought by going on a weekday (Monday) I could avoid the long line back to the States. Spent over an hour-and-half in line and I got in line at about 9 pm. I will say getting into Mexico was a breeze.

Really didn't expect much at HK, but I have to admit I was pleasantly surprised. There were plenty of cute girls to choose from, which is a pleasant change from slim pickings on HX (the good providers often book-up fast or you're stuck having to wait for the guy to finish in front of you) and the inflated prices on Private Delights. I still don't understand why girls on PD charge significantly more. I guess the girls are smarter than they look as they know demand is high and supply is low.

Was told by a cabbie that pedestrian traffic has been getting worse over the past week or so. I guess more people are crossing more these days. So even if you plan on getting line after 10 pm on any given night, don't be sure surprised if you have to wait a couple of hours. I don't plan to go back down until PedWest is open, which the same cabbie said would be open later this week. I believe this coming Saturday.

Hope this helps anyone wondering what to expect should you decide to cross.

[MemoeNasty]

Decided to head back to TJ for the first time in over a year. I thought by going on a weekday (Monday) I could avoid the long line back to the States. Spent over an hour-and-half in line and I got in line at about 9 pm. I will say getting into Mexico was a breeze.

Really didn't expect much at HK, but I have to admit I was pleasantly surprised. There were plenty of cute girls to choose from, which is a pleasant change from slim pickings on HX (the good providers often book-up fast or you're stuck having to wait for the guy to finish in front of you) and the inflated prices on Private Delights. I still don't understand why girls on PD charge significantly more. I guess the girls are smarter than they look as they know demand is high and supply is low.

Was told by a cabbie that pedestrian traffic has been getting worse over the past week or so. I guess more people are crossing more these days. So even if you plan on getting line after 10 pm on any given night, don't be sure surprised if you have to wait a couple of hours. I don't plan to go back down until PedWest is open, which the same cabbie said would be open later this week. I believe this coming Saturday.

Hope this helps anyone wondering what to expect should you decide to cross.Thanks bro! I've been putting off going because of pedwest being closed. I won't forget the miserable long lines before pedwest opened in 2016. Pedwest was a real blessing. Too bad it's closed. Buddy of mine tells me the migrants are camped out in front of pedwest so I guess they'll have to be moved before facility opens. Moe.

[Magnum44]

Thanks bro! I've been putting off going because of pedwest being closed. I won't forget the miserable long lines before pedwest opened in 2016. Pedwest was a real blessing. Too bad it's closed. Buddy of mine tells me the migrants are camped out in front of pedwest so I guess they'll have to be moved before facility opens. Moe.We drove right by the migrant camp. Originally, I thought it was flea market but the cabbie just laughed. He told me they have been there for months and no clue on when they will leave, as they are waiting clearance to the States. I might get my Sentri pass. Just need to go to LA for it. Might be worth it if I plan to go down regularly. Oddly enough I met a girl (hot as hell) down there last night and got her number. Said she come to Rosarito Beach and hang with me, so that might push me to getting Sentri.

[KC Questor]

I don't plan to go back down until PedWest is open, which the same cabbie said would be open later this week. I believe this coming Saturday.I wouldn't take that as gospel. They've been saying that for a year now.

[MongerSeeker]

CBP originally said that Pedwest was closed due to a lack of pedestrian traffic. My guess is that Pedwest will remain closed until the travel restrictions end.


I wouldn't take that as gospel. They've been saying that for a year now.

[Pay to Play]

Anyone been to HK Weekday afternoons? Thinking of doing a quick walk across tomorrow around noon. Just curious what selection there might be.

[Member #6354]

I know this is the TJ thread but I have seen the intl version of this site for other parts of Mexico but it's pretty dead. Anyone know of a site with info on Puerto Vallarta, Cancun, Tulum areas?

[NudeBeachPerv]

https://kvia.com/news/border/2021/05/18/mexico-says-border-travel-restrictions-with-u-s-due-to-covid-now-extended-through-june-21/

[NudeBeachPerv]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID9liSlH2Sw

(only part of the vid is TJ.).

[AmericanNinja]

I know this is the TJ thread but I have seen the intl version of this site for other parts of Mexico but it's pretty dead. Anyone know of a site with info on Puerto Vallarta, Cancun, Tulum areas?Yes please anyone with any info about fun in Cancun, please let us know. Would love to have some TJ style fun in Cancun.

[Hodysseus]

Hey friend you might want to read up on this forum about the Global Access pass. Supposedly it's a lot quicker to get than the Sentry is. I had to wait over a year for my Sentry but it was worth it. Global access can get you through the Sentry line the same and is much quicker, some of the guys on the forum are saying.


We drove right by the migrant camp. Originally, I thought it was flea market but the cabbie just laughed. He told me they have been there for months and no clue on when they will leave, as they are waiting clearance to the States. I might get my Sentri pass. Just need to go to LA for it. Might be worth it if I plan to go down regularly. Oddly enough I met a girl (hot as hell) down there last night and got her number. Said she come to Rosarito Beach and hang with me, so that might push me to getting Sentri.

[KC Questor]

Hey friend you might want to read up on this forum about the Global Access pass. Supposedly it's a lot quicker to get than the Sentry is. I had to wait over a year for my Sentry but it was worth it. Global access can get you through the Sentry line the same and is much quicker, some of the guys on the forum are saying.Global Entry 1) is cheaper than SENTRI, 2) has more interview locations than SENTRI, and 3) is easier to get approval than SENTRI. The only reason to get SENTRI if you are a US citizen is if you want to enroll your whole family and need to save some money (family members are only $25 each with SENTRI instead of $100 with GE).

Go with Global Entry.

[JDome]

Global Entry 1) is cheaper than SENTRI, 2) has more interview locations than SENTRI, and 3) is easier to get approval than SENTRI. The only reason to get SENTRI if you are a US citizen is if you want to enroll your whole family and need to save some money (family members are only $25 each with SENTRI instead of $100 with GE).

Go with Global Entry.Can you skip the line when walking over the boarder with global entry?

[Stl Danish]

Can you skip the line when walking over the boarder with global entry?Yes. Rather, there's a separate line for it.

[Magnum44]

Yes please anyone with any info about fun in Cancun, please let us know. Would love to have some TJ style fun in Cancun.Good luck with that. I travel there all the time and I can tell you Cancun or PdC doesn't even come close to TJ for mongering. Best to just enjoy the warm waters and the beautiful surrounding areas.

[MemoeNasty]

Good luck with that. I travel there all the time and I can tell you Cancun or PdC doesn't even come close to TJ for mongering. Best to just enjoy the warm waters and the beautiful surrounding areas.There's a reason why so many chicas in Mexico come to Tijuana to work. They always say it's because they don't want to be recognized by family or friends if they worked in the cities they came from but I think that's bullshit. They come to Tijuana from all over because it's the number one place for them to be being close to the USA and California where people have more disposable income than other areas. This is why the scene in Tijuana is the best with the best looking women. If your in other areas for other things then check out their scene but to get on a plane and fly somewhere else just to go to a red light district will probably leave you disappointed and saying to yourself I should of just went to Tijuana. Moe.

[MongerSeeker]

I have actually heard stories of the girls come from SD to work in HK. There is a lot of good girls in TJ. But I just hate the $100 min that the girls charge in the clubs. The other problem is that there not that many good SG / SW's in TJ. I have a good SW's I see in TJ. I just wish there was more variety. In TJ you either have the low end SG's and the high end club girls. Personally I would not paying $50/BBJ for a girl that works in the clubs.


There's a reason why so many chicas in Mexico come to Tijuana to work. They always say it's because they don't want to be recognized by family or friends if they worked in the cities they came from but I think that's bullshit. They come to Tijuana from all over because it's the number one place for them to be being close to the USA and California where people have more disposable income than other areas. This is why the scene in Tijuana is the best with the best looking women. If your in other areas for other things then check out their scene but to get on a plane and fly somewhere else just to go to a red light district will probably leave you disappointed and saying to yourself I should of just went to Tijuana. Moe.

[Captain Solo]

I haven't been to PV for a few years, so my info may be old and outdated. I post a few suggestions so you can check them out.

Puerta Vallarta has a puta bar, Las Antorchas, near the cruise ship pier, ST costed about $100 plus hotel. A few years back a Gringo took her back to his hotel, had a dispute over money, chased her back to the bar for his money, got into a fight with her BF. The BF chased the guy out to the street and shot him to death with a Colt. 45 ACP. She was older and not even pretty, not worth the time, money, hassle, get beat up and shot to death over a small amount of money IMHO. Make sure you agree on the details of the deal, prices, services, terms ect. If you get screwed out of the deal, just walk away and write it off as a hobby loss.

There was a van tour, a guy drove hotel guests around to all local bars for a couple houes for $10. There were single women hanging out at those bars, lots of teen agers at Senor Frog. They are available for pick up. This tour was fun, sure beat the risks of booking taxis.

Along the coastal road there were 4 titties bars, upscale and classy, resembling those in Cabo San Lucas. Each had 4 to 5 girls, young, nice, sweet and very beautiful spinners, but they want $300ST sessions. There were no clients after 10 PM when I was there. Girls were just sitting around all night but they would not budge on prices. At the time I thought it was very strange, but now I figured out, those joints catered primarily to the cartel's capos loaded with millions cash, who would come in late at night and throw tens thousands dollars cash to party with hot girls, so they don't give a shit about tourists' little money hehe.

Going North on the coastal road about 5 miles past the cruise ship pier and the airport, you should see an old bullring on the right hand side. Immediately before that bull ring is a dirt road leading to La Zona Tolerancia surrounded by a high wall with parking in the middle. There were a dozen bars surrounding the parking but most died off, only 2 or 3 left with a few girls in each bar, about $50ST in their rooms on the premises. Nobody speaks any Anglais here. Girls are authentic Mexicans, have not been spoiled by Nortenas' bad attitudes.

Cancun has old, lumpy, ugly, dark women walking in hotel zone, asking for $400-500ST sessions. They were ridiculous and made me want to throw up. I would never want to stick my dick into those old, ugly women, left alone paying them, but apparently putas are scarce in hotel zone and some guys do pay ugly women that much.

Cancun used to have a Zona Tolerancia abotu 10 miles East of town but was shut down due to lack of business. There are a few masajes downtown for locals, each with 2, 3 girls, $50-60ST.

There were a few tiitties bars near Playa Del Carmen, Chilly Willy was a well known clip joint. Girls are hot but very expensive. Guys have been known drugged and robbed here. Guys also have to be aware of the prices of the drinks or they may be presented with large bills by beefy and angry bouncers.

It may be worthwhile to check SA for available dates in the Cancun area. Would be very nice to have companies of hot girls while playing in that tropical paradise.


I know this is the TJ thread but I have seen the intl version of this site for other parts of Mexico but it's pretty dead. Anyone know of a site with info on Puerto Vallarta, Cancun, Tulum areas?

[ODog12]

I just crossed last Friday in the Sentri line using my Global Entry (which doubles as TSA pre-check). I walked past everyone in line at PEDeast and was through customs in a couple of minutes. Worth every penny.

[KC Questor]

Yes. Rather, there's a separate line for it.One thing that does confuse some people is that the line for Global Entry is generally not labeled as such. It says "SENTRI" or "Ready Lane" depending on where and how you are crossing. Just know that Global Entry gives you access to the SENTRI or Ready lines.

[YoDaddy1]

Whats up guys can I cross back into the US with just a driver license.

[KC Questor]

Whats up guys can I cross back into the US with just a driver license.If you are a US citizen, they HAVE to let you back in to the country. Once they verify your I'd. However they don't have to do it quickly or efficiently. Without a passport or trusted traveler program like Global Entry or SENTRI, they can decide to send you to secondary screening to confirm your identity. If you are polite and courteous, they may not bother with anything more than a lecture. But I've heard of guys being held in secondary for hours until they get cleared. If you are rushing to make a flight, plan plenty of time to cross. Don't forget that the pedestrian line for crossing can be hours long as well, depending on day and time.

Also, without a passport, the Mexican officials don't have to let you into the country in the first place. They will probably require you to pay a bribe (around $20), or to purchase a 6-month tourist card (called an FMM) for $30.

[GdAloha]

Border line was long on my resent visit. Had a 2 different group of guys in front of me. When they were asked where they were going both groups blankly said Hong Kong. They were immediately taken back and I gave my typical excuse and walk right though. Ended up meeting two of the guys in the limo to hk and they told me they were required to buy the $30 pass.

I'm curious what some of you think. How much are you willing to pay a HK, Chicago or any of the clubs girls? I easily pay the Asian agency girl prices, but for some reason when I go to TJ I just can't get myself to fork out more than $100 max, then of course 20 for the room. I met a few top tier girls on my last visit and they wanted $120 and $140+. That's no question when going to the Asian agency, but not TJ.

Any of you regulars that visit the agencies and TJ feel this way? Are guys really paying that much now in the clubs for the top girls?

[Koolbeans]

Border line was long on my resent visit. Had a 2 different group of guys in front of me. When they were asked where they were going both groups blankly said Hong Kong. They were immediately taken back and I gave my typical excuse and walk right though. Ended up meeting two of the guys in the limo to hk and they told me they were required to buy the $30 pass.

I'm curious what some of you think. How much are you willing to pay a HK, Chicago or any of the clubs girls? I easily pay the Asian agency girl prices, but for some reason when I go to TJ I just can't get myself to fork out more than $100 max, then of course 20 for the room. I met a few top tier girls on my last visit and they wanted $120 and $140+. That's no question when going to the Asian agency, but not TJ.

Any of you regulars that visit the agencies and TJ feel this way? Are guys really paying that much now in the clubs for the top girls?I haven't been since this plandemic, but I paid $60-$80 to girl and $20 for room with the tip for cleanup crew. Inflation must be getting wg wages as well. I can't wait to travel again to SEA.

[GdAloha]

I haven't been since this plandemic, but I paid $60-$80 to girl and $20 for room with the tip for cleanup crew. Inflation must be getting wg wages as well. I can't wait to travel again to SEA.Exactly, that's all I'm use to paying $60-$80. I've only paid $100 maybe twice and it was well worth it!

My buddy who's living over in SEA said it's been a dream come true the last year or so. With a lower than usual men coming over, he's basically been getting girls for nothing. They basically just want a place to stay for the night and someone to feed them in the morning. Better than going back to the crap shoot they might live in. Crazy times!

[KC Questor]

Any of you regulars that visit the agencies and TJ feel this way? Are guys really paying that much now in the clubs for the top girls?Prices at Hong Kong are now $100 baseline, with negotiations for $80 and top tier girls wanting $120+ on a weekend. That's for 30 minutes in a $20 room. You have to negotiate hard for BBBJ and kissing, and I've been quoted $150+ for that kind of GFE action. I can get a 30-minute session in KC for $150 or less, although definitely not with girls like you find in HK. But at least I don't have to get on a plane for it.

An agency girl is going to be $80 to $100 for a full hour of GFE in your hotel room. By far the best deal for the time / activities that most guys want, although the variety at every agency combined is probably less than at Hong Kong on any given night. On the other hand, if a quick fuck session with no regard for passion is more your style, the street girls will do you just fine for $30 for a 20 minute session.

The reason guys pay a bar girl $100 for 30 minutes is because of all of the accompanying "hunt". Picking out the perfect girl out of a field of hundreds and flirting with her for a while before taking her upstairs -- that's quite a rush. You have to think of that as part of the fun. If you just pick a girl and ask her "how much? You are paying premium prices. That's cool if your goal is a trophy fuck. Not so cool if you are looking for good sex at a decent rate.

[Magnum44]

Border line was long on my resent visit. Had a 2 different group of guys in front of me. When they were asked where they were going both groups blankly said Hong Kong. They were immediately taken back and I gave my typical excuse and walk right though. Ended up meeting two of the guys in the limo to hk and they told me they were required to buy the $30 pass.

I'm curious what some of you think. How much are you willing to pay a HK, Chicago or any of the clubs girls? I easily pay the Asian agency girl prices, but for some reason when I go to TJ I just can't get myself to fork out more than $100 max, then of course 20 for the room. I met a few top tier girls on my last visit and they wanted $120 and $140+. That's no question when going to the Asian agency, but not TJ.

Any of you regulars that visit the agencies and TJ feel this way? Are guys really paying that much now in the clubs for the top girls?I recently went to TJ and was required to pay the $30. I really don't understand why the fee if your stay is less than 7 days (https://www.mexperience.com/your-mexican-tourist-permit-fmm/). I didn't make an issue of it and just paid the fee. Honestly, I should have just downloaded and filled out the FMM form before heading down there; I bet it would have worked and saved me the $30. When asked my purpose for the visiting I too also gave my typical excuse.

I'd agree with the others about not paying more than $100 (not including room), which is what I usually end up paying at HK. Best bet is to make friends with a girl down there, especially if you speak Spanish. I have found being a regular gets you better service and time.

[ODog12]

Whats up guys can I cross back into the US with just a driver license.They haven't let me into Mexico the last two times until I flashed my passport. I filled out and printed my FMM form beforehand and they waived me right through. No questions asked.

[Koolbeans]

Exactly, that's all I'm use to paying $60-$80. I've only paid $100 maybe twice and it was well worth it!

My buddy who's living over in SEA said it's been a dream come true the last year or so. With a lower than usual men coming over, he's basically been getting girls for nothing. They basically just want a place to stay for the night and someone to feed them in the morning. Better than going back to the crap shoot they might live in. Crazy times!Yeah it sucks if they are pushing rates to $. 2 in MX. They are going to price themselves out of the market. I go since it is cheaper and worth the hassle. I can stay local and pay $. 7-$$ without having the hassle to cross border. I do miss the taco stand on corner near HK. Thailand was. 3 for short time and $ for long time. I miss taking girls long time and sometimes they served as tour guides on their motorbikes.

[OmegaMan69]

Any dudes want to go to TJ w / me and double team some girls?

34 y / o fit white guy here.

[Pay to Play]

So took a trip today across the border. Ped West still closed. Parked behind the McDonalds - 18 for the stay. Weekend price. Easy close access. This is my first visit since pre-COVID. Easy entrance, no questions asked with showing my passport card. Decided to stop at the pharmacy along the way stock up on essentials that are cheaper and readily available with a script. Taxi prices are now 7 to downtown. This was still early about 11 am on a Friday. On the way we pass the pedestrian line going back to US. Driver tells me it's about 4 hours at this point. Now I have my Global Entry so I wasn't too worried but it's been years since I last entered through the East entrance. Once in the ZONA, I walked around the block just to see what was out. Could very well be the early hour, but maybe 40% of the woman out from my last visit and the quality wasn't great. Maybe 4 that I would tap. Went into HK. A little more hassle going in now since they scan temps, but no problem. Again I was a little disappointed in the quality. Not that high end that we use to see. Nevertheless, plenty worth a tap. Instantly hit up to buy a beer which I did for 5+1 tip. A couple of girls sat down but I wasn't ready to start buying drinks. After another 30 minutes or so I made eye contact with a girl who had caught my eye. She sits and I buy 1 drink. Drinks for the ladies are now 9. Eventually we talk about going upstairs and agree on 80. Another 21 for the room. I usually do a double tap while in the area, but I was a little concerned about time to get back across. I left another 7 for a taxi to the ped crossing. Guy tells me four hour wait, but I tell him Global Entry and he tells me to go to the front, which is what I have done in the past. Takes about 10 off brisk walking to get to the front of the line flashing my Global Entry card and waived on to the building where boarder agents are working. No wait, show my card, typical question asking if I a bringing anything over. All total it was about 1. 5 hours from car to car and total of 144 including tips along the way. I usually won't negotiate much so you could do it cheaper. You can also take the shuttle which is way cheaper. Bottom line is that you would be hard pressed to get cheaper then that in US and you run the risk of getting arrested and the quality of women are way better in MX. However if you don't have Global Entry or Sentri you better schedule your time carefully.

[GdAloha]

Took another visit to the Zona and had one pretty awful experience and one that help make up for it!

Saw a petite street girl on the corner of Avenida Constitucióand and Primer Callejóand Coahuila. (The alley behind the clubs.).

Little older wearing black mask and white top. Ended up noticing she had braces once we got to the room. Got the usual go ahead for $20 and $6 to the room. Figured why not.

This is where it gets terrible. This girls is a total scam. I wish I would have gotten her picture. Pay for the room and we make our way up. She lays on the bed and demands the $20. Takes it and says, you want service it's $20 more and gets up off the bed. ! Wow, I didn't agree on $40 I said $20 is a go. I know how these street girls work and it's important to make sure you set the price before heading up. She starts throwing a fit and I demand my money back. She threatens to throw it in the toilet. I told her go ahead. She ain't going to let $20 go away like that. She starts speaking in Spanish which I don't comprehend well when spoken fast. They end up calling a security guy up. We got a room across the street above one of the not so popular bars. Comes up and she's still flipping out. Guy ends up doing absolutely nothing, tells me to leave and not come back! $26 buck down the drain!

Walk around and visited the clubs. Girls in HK, still wanting $100 plus. Decided to check out Chicago, nothing really going on there. Girl I wanted to see was going to be late.

So I made my way to Tropicana. Some good talent. One girl quoted $100 and I passed walk up to another short and petite girl and ask how much, she replied $80. She seem cute so we sat down got some drinks. Communicated though and app. She seemed into some crazy stuff, basically it came down to, "I'll do everything, except anal"! So I clarified a few things and we went upstairs. She totally helped me overcome my previous encounter. She basically saved my trip. She did everything I asked. Nice BBBJ, put on the cover for some pounding. Numerous positions, afterwards she told me she had to be quiet because we were in the room across from the desk. Which sucked!

Ended up switching back to BBBJ, and she allowed me to cum on that face and in her mouth. To top it off, she swallowed it all as I requested, wiping it off her face and licking her fingers dry. The final icing on the cake was she allowed me to record the whole thing!! She didn't have a phone so I couldn't get her number.

To be polite as she requested, I covered the necklace in the picture if your wondering why there is a black area marked out in her neck. Politeness goes both ways. Final pic is her just before the swallow. Enjoy!

Overall, it goes to show, you can still find those needles in the hay stack.

[MemoeNasty]

Took another visit to the Zona and had one pretty awful experience and one that help make up for it!

Saw a petite street girl on the corner of Avenida Constituciand and Primer Callejand Coahuila. (The alley behind the clubs.).

Little older wearing black mask and white top. Ended up noticing she had braces once we got to the room. Got the usual go ahead for $20 and $6 to the room. Figured why not.

This is where it gets terrible. This girls is a total scam. I wish I would have gotten her picture. Pay for the room and we make our way up. She lays on the bed and demands the $20. Takes it and says, you want service it's $20 more and gets up off the bed. ! Wow, I didn't agree on $40 I said $20 is a go. I know how these street girls work and it's important to make sure you set the price before heading up. She starts throwing a fit and I demand my money back. She threatens to throw it in the toilet. I told her go ahead. She ain't going to let $20 go away like that. She starts speaking in Spanish which I don't comprehend well when spoken fast. They end up calling a security guy up. We got a room across the street above one of the not so popular bars. Comes up and she's still flipping out. Guy ends up doing absolutely nothing, tells me to leave and not come back! $26 buck down the drain!

Walk around and visited the clubs. Girls in HK, still wanting $100 plus. Decided to check out Chicago, nothing really going on there. Girl I wanted to see was going to be late.

So I made my way to Tropicana. Some good talent. One girl quoted $100 and I passed walk up to another short and petite girl and ask how much, she replied $80. She seem cute so we sat down got some drinks. Communicated though and app. She seemed into some crazy stuff, basically it came down to, "I'll do everything, except anal"! So I clarified a few things and we went upstairs. She totally helped me overcome my previous encounter. She basically saved my trip. She did everything I asked. Nice BBBJ, put on the cover for some pounding. Numerous positions, afterwards she told me she had to be quiet because we were in the room across from the desk. Which sucked!

Ended up switching back to BBBJ, and she allowed me to cum on that face and in her mouth. To top it off, she swallowed it all as I requested, wiping it off her face and licking her fingers dry. The final icing on the cake was she allowed me to record the whole thing!! She didn't have a phone so I couldn't get her number.

To be polite as she requested, I covered the necklace in the picture if your wondering why there is a black area marked out in her neck. Politeness goes both ways. Final pic is her just before the swallow. Enjoy!

Overall, it goes to show, you can still find those needles in the hay stack.Sucks about the SG! Definitely sounds like a little scammer. I mostly go with these chicas and ask them por todo, muchas formas and sin ropa? Extremely important to hash out the details before running up but it sounds like you did. I also like to talk to them for a minute or two before I go up. If the girl is friendly, smiling and talking that's a plus. If a chica refuses to make eye contact or won't even bother to look up from her phone then pass. I've had very few issues with SG's over the years with the above approach. Also it doesn't hurt to ask them how long they've been in town. Guys love a fresh face but if she just arrived in town within the last week she could be hit or miss. Moe.

[PoorAndWeird]

Escorts and utr sb's.

Over the 2020 pandemic, I took a handful of trips down south.

I drive over and rent a room for a night or two or three.

One of those first trips, I tried some musas escorts.

Got a room a pueblo amigo. Recommend for the fair online price and also did not ask about the ladies arriving and coming up to my room until the last one. When they called and asked to verify a guest.

Tried 3 ladies in total over the two days at that hotel.

Can recommend for BBBJ and msog with most girls.

Two out of the three ranked as 6-7's in body and face.

Just be cautious about the age description as one of them was significantly older.

Pueblo amigo was a nice quieter setting and change from the hk overnights where I would go through three beautiful dimes a day at the standard hk rate.

Getting rest is definitely hard at hk with the loud music and knowing that dozens of model quality women are within steps of your room.

On another note, every time I would go to tj, I would use the tinder app to swipe through potential local matches. Got lucky with some and was able to arrange a ppm with a 19/20 yo 36 DD, nursing student. She agreed to come to meet me at la mansion, where you can rent the rooms by the hour or in my case, overnight. Being a newb at la mansion, I didn't know you couldn't leave the premises with your room unoccupied, so my date and I were stuck in my room all evening and night. Which ended up working out with delivery dinner and fun adult play (:

She ended up giving the whole GFE that night with multiple rounds and even slept and spooned for a few hours before departing for 4 am. BBBJ was top notch. And agreed to meet on future trips. She never asked about $ amounts.

We saw each during two other future trips. We even starting talking about her being my side piece "gf" which she happily approved. She gave the GFE everytime with lunch dates and overnights. Another hotel we used was la villa de zaragoza, which was an affordable rate and close walking proximity to downtown tj. On the last trip we stayed at Motel Via which had a more modern decor and allowed re-entry compared to other "love" motels.

Being the horn dog monger I am, and with so many other beautiful chicas to meet, I stopped contacting her a few months ago and have since gone back for the HK girls.

It was nice to experience a $ugarbabe in MX, and will definitely look for others like her in the future. Can't beat their low price demands and the most "extra services" I've received in tj to date.

[AvgUSA]

Any dudes want to go to TJ w / me and double team some girls?

34 y / o fit white guy here.I'm down, have done it before. 39 why / o white, bigger but still athletic. My next trip is planned for Oct 19. Send me a PM if it works for you.

[ODog12]

Escorts and utr sb's.

Over the 2020 pandemic, I took a handful of trips down south.

I drive over and rent a room for a night or two or three.

One of those first trips, I tried some musas escorts.

Got a room a pueblo amigo. Recommend for the fair online price and also did not ask about the ladies arriving and coming up to my room until the last one. When they called and asked to verify a guest.

Tried 3 ladies in total over the two days at that hotel.

Can recommend for BBBJ and msog with most girls.

Two out of the three ranked as 6-7's in body and face.

Just be cautious about the age description as one of them was significantly older.

Pueblo amigo was a nice quieter setting and change from the hk overnights where I would go through three beautiful dimes a day at the standard hk rate.

Getting rest is definitely hard at hk with the loud music and knowing that dozens of model quality women are within steps of your room.Nice report! Never thought to try Tinder in Tijuana but sounds like you scored. I'm not a big fan of Le Mansion and prefer M-20 or Motel Parador. But I'm interested in checking out Motel Via now. Who were the three Musas you saw while you were there?

[Senchi]

Can anyone confirm that you can cross into Mexico with only your Global Entry card, and not need a passport? When I picked mine up, the worker at the enrollment center in Otay Mesa said that they should let you in with just the Global Entry card, but everything I'm seeing online says that you need a passport to go in.

[WonderWhy]

Can anyone confirm that you can cross into Mexico with only your Global Entry card, and not need a passport? When I picked mine up, the worker at the enrollment center in Otay Mesa said that they should let you in with just the Global Entry card, but everything I'm seeing online says that you need a passport to go in.The Mexican border people have always wanted to see my passport. I got the card so there aren't stamps. Then I show the GE card on the way back to the US.

[XxxDan]

Can anyone confirm that you can cross into Mexico with only your Global Entry card, and not need a passport? When I picked mine up, the worker at the enrollment center in Otay Mesa said that they should let you in with just the Global Entry card, but everything I'm seeing online says that you need a passport to go in.The answer is no according to my personal experience before the pandemic. Mexico immigration demanded my passport when I gave them my global entry card. Since I had my passport card with me, I didn't push to see if they would let me in without.

[Koolbeans]

I had money and time to burn so decided to make the drive to the border as I had a need for some chicas, good adobada tacos, and overall adult entertainment. I made it to the parking lot and paid $8 for 8 hours behind the Jack in the box. I walked to the border and handed the immigration officer my passport card and he asked where I was going and I stated a restaurant, but he kept pressing and I said HK. I guess that immediately flags you to get the 6 month visa for $30. I waited in the room with supposedly other mongers looking to have fun. I paid my $30 and verified with the immigration officer it is good for 6 months and he said yes. I proceeded to the taxi stalls and saw numerous signs for the Zona shuttle. I kept walking to a little shack where a guy said the shuttle should arrive in a few minutes. This shuttle ride would be a first for me having been to the Zona for over a decade, but didn't feel like giving up $6 for a short ride. We got to HK and they said I needed to wear a mask to enter. This concept is strange as I walked in no one was wearing a mask and I promptly took mine off.

I walked around, felt up every chicas boobs and butt which include my tip. I was the guy with the smile from ear to ear. It is truly an adult Disneyland. The club expanded to triple the size since Chavelas is connected and they expanded the small stage which is called Miami something. It was weird as Chavelas had more hotties, but the music sucked. The club felt more airy and less BO compared to HK, but I love the music selection they were playing which was 90's hip hop and techno. I went down with $400 in my wallet for food, chicas, and tips. I probably felt up groped almost every chica in the club. One kept sticking her tongue out and telling me to f her repeatedly during her dances so I took her up on the offer.

She wanted $100, but agreed on $80. We went upstairs and HK has a new thing for $30 (not sure if mandatory) where you get a drink and so does the lady. I think it sucks and would prefer only paying $20, but hey business must have been slow. We got up to the room and Calypso tells me she is from MX city. She has man mades and a nice rear. She says she likes Asian men and kept complimenting me on my body. We got down to business, but she had a funky smell and we should have showered before the session. I am sensitive to smells, so junior went a little limp and she was also loose like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I was hitting it in doggy and she kept looking back sticking her tongue out. I want to take it out, pull the condom off and put it in her mouth, but decided against it since she gave a CGJ which was also annoying. I eventually finished and we went our separate ways. She wanted to share Instagram profile, but I told her I don't have an account. She said she is going to Sinaloa and then to Vegas with her friend.

After all the fun, I was starving and headed to the taco stand on the corner for some adobada tacos. I had to repeatedly tell the guys asking for money no, but the tacos were delicious ($3. 5 for 3). It was still too early and I still had money left in my wallet. I decided to walk around and see if any street girls would catch my eye, but a mesero from Chicago club took me to a foam stage in the club. I was the only guy sitting around the stage and the showgirl caught my interest. She let me feel her up with the shaving cream all over her. I ordered a Fresca and it was $3 and gave the mesero $4 for the drink and tip to come to the club. Eventually a heavier set lady sat down and started talking to the show girl. Apparently she needed a condom for her dildo. The heavier set lady put the condom on the dildo and lubed it up. She handed it to me and I slowly slide it into its home. The showgirl was giving a dildo show and sadly I was the only one near the stage to enjoy it. The heavier set lady kept making these arm expressions like an explosion and I just laughed. While I was drinking my Fresca, I felt an explosion of liquid hit me from head to toe. I thought a sprinkler must have gone off, but it was the show girl squirting across the stage. She continued to pump and squirt on the stage. The DJ must have seen the incident and announced it to the whole club. All eyes were on the show girl and me covered in juices. First time for everything and always assumed it was pee, but it didn't smell thankfully or I'd be pissed, no pun intended.

I asked her how much for upstairs, but she doesn't speak English so she broke out her phone and translator app. She said $80 and she needed to collect her money and weed. I waited and she returned nude and we walked to the front of the club for the robe. I tipped robe man $1 and went upstairs to the hotel. The hotel costs $16 for the hhr and the guy was trying to give me a blue pill, but I politely declined. The room was basic, but the AC was blasting cold air. We both took a shower together and I was so horny that we were soaping each other up and sliding on each other. She gave me a BBBJ and we made it to the bed where she continued with her magic. From trying to work with our limited English and Spanish skills, she is from Sonora and used to work in a beauty salon. The session ran long and the midget cleaning guy knocked on the door, but we were taking another shower to cleanup. I tipped him $1 and we went our separate ways. The cab to the border was $5 and back in the USA In no time. It took me longer to drive round trip, than my time in TJ to feel up every chica, shag 2 chicas, and eat 3 adobada tacos. This trip was much needed as an escape from reality of the numerous obligations that need to be fulfilled in the USA Rat race. Hopefully one day I can monger most of the day all over the world. So many beautiful women of all shapes and sizes in every country. Have fun and stay safe!

[ODog12]

The answer is no according to my personal experience before the pandemic. Mexico immigration demanded my passport when I gave them my global entry card. Since I had my passport card with me, I didn't push to see if they would let me in without.That was my experience too. Tried to pass off my global entry twice in the past month but they shook me off both times and demanded a passport. No problems with the passport and FMM visa I printed and did not get taken into a back room to pay $30. I recommend filling out your visa in advance.

[AeroStartC]

This trip was much needed as an escape from reality of the numerous obligations that need to be fulfilled in the USA Rat race. Hopefully one day I can monger most of the day all over the world. So many beautiful women of all shapes and sizes in every country. Have fun and stay safe!Nice report, thanks.

[YoDaddy1]

Whats up guys I'm going to be heading to tj for the first time in 2 weeks can you guys give me any advice? Going to be parking my car in the us side and walking over.

[Gears]

Whats up guys I'm going to be heading to tj for the first time in 2 weeks can you guys give me any advice? Going to be parking my car in the us side and walking over.There's a lot of information in the international forum also.

[Fogel]

Whats up guys I'm going to be heading to tj for the first time in 2 weeks can you guys give me any advice? Going to be parking my car in the us side and walking over.http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?30545-Adult-funs-with-pretty-girls-in-Tijuana-Mexico-for-OC-bros&p=5413639#post5413639.

Just tag along with Capt.

[Kevinhokage]

Whats up guys I'm going to be heading to tj for the first time in 2 weeks can you guys give me any advice? Going to be parking my car in the us side and walking over.I am planning to head down on the last weekend of July. Advice is also appreciated, is there a preferred parking location for overnight at the US side? I wish my scheduled worked out better so I could take advantage of the lesser crowds and significant VIP discounts at HK during weekdays.

[HapaBoy86]

Anyone try the free shuttle to HK from the border?

There advertsing it now on there ig.

[GdAloha]

Anyone try the free shuttle to HK from the border?

There advertsing it now on there ig.Not sure what your referring too, because they have been advertising the free shuttle on their IG for years! It's the only thing I take to HK, and I usually tip the driver a $1. It's convenient and safe. If you have the time to wait around for it your good. Sometimes after leaving HK, late at night I have had to wait for more than I would like to, so I just grab a taxi.

[FunTimes2019]

Heading over to HZ tomorrow afternoon if any newbies or mongers who are curious but afraid to go alone want to tag along.

[YoDaddy1]

Where can I find the street girls I'm not going to be going to hk and have only been on revolution street in tj many years ago.

[GdAloha]

Where can I find the street girls I'm not going to be going to hk and have only been on revolution street in tj many years ago.Where can you not find street girls is the real question. I don't do any walking around at night, only in the day because I go solo. But walk from revolution to HK and you'll come across hundreds of street girls for $20 and $5 for the room.

[Cybaok]

How much do they usually charge for the VIP rooms in HK? I don't really see people go into them. Can you just get more of a private dance in there or what else?

[MongerSeeker]

Visting TJ at night is fairly safe these days. The main thing is keep your guard up and constantly look to see who is behind you. It is also advisable to stay in the Zona. Avoid going south of the Cohuilla alley. Also take Uber or a taxi back at night.


Where can you not find street girls is the real question. I don't do any walking around at night, only in the day because I go solo. But walk from revolution to HKV and you'll come across hundreds of street girls for $20 and $5 for the room.

[Pay to Play]

How much do they usually charge for the VIP rooms in HK? I don't really see people go into them. Can you just get more of a private dance in there or what else?I did one the VIP rooms once by mistake. It was not cheap. I think like an extra 100. + Your time with the girl. It was a mistake because I asked the girl to go upstairs and instead she took me there. I got a bucket of beer and the girl game me a good lap dance. I will eventually fucked her on the coach. The downside was that the guys kept coming in to bring more beer. At one point there where two guys in there while I was fucking her. I don't really care and all total it was about the same as you'd pay State side for an escort. I wouldn't do it again though.

[Pay to Play]

I am planning to head down on the last weekend of July. Advice is also appreciated, is there a preferred parking location for overnight at the US side? I wish my scheduled worked out better so I could take advantage of the lesser crowds and significant VIP discounts at HK during weekdays.There are many posts here that will tell you everything you need to know. I have several in depth reports that you can research. If after reading these you still have questions you are welcome to ask. My biggest advice is to allow plenty of time returning to US if you don't have Global Entry or Sentri.

[Lord D]

What are the rates for the girls at HK? Including room and stuff like that.

[KC Questor]

What are the rates for the girls at HK? Including room and stuff like that.Most girls will ask for $100 for a 30 minute session. You may be able to find some willing to take $80 or even less if you have some game. Top earners will ask for $120 or more. Make sure you negotiate everything you want in the session. Lots are charging extra for BBBJ or kissing.

The room will be $20 for a half hour (plus $1 for condom and lube if you need it). You are expected to tip $1 to the door man who gives the ladies a robe when leaving Hong Kong. You are also expected to tip $1 to the guy who cleans the room when you are done.

Not counting any drinks or tips to the lady, you are looking at about $125 for half an hour.

[Phuck35]

There are many posts here that will tell you everything you need to know. I have several in depth reports that you can research. If after reading these you still have questions you are welcome to ask. My biggest advice is to allow plenty of time returning to US if you don't have Global Entry or Sentri.When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?

[MemoeNasty]

When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?Tell them you have been couped up for the last fifteen months and just wanted to get out of dodge for a day or two or whatever. I see a lot of posts about this and this is standard procedure pandemic or no pandemic. They have been asking what's the purpose of your visit since the beginning of time. They're not singling anybody out. Tell them you have friends that live in the area from LA or SD or your visiting CA on business and you just wanted to check out Ave Revolucion. If your going to stutter, sweat, seem timid and fidgety when walking up to the officer they might point you to secondary. In all the years I've been going to Tijuana I can count on one hand how many times I've been to secondary. It's not a big deal unless you have something on you that is illegal. Moe.

[Lord D]

Most girls will ask for $100 for a 30 minute session. You may be able to find some willing to take $80 or even less if you have some game. Top earners will ask for $120 or more. Make sure you negotiate everything you want in the session. Lots are charging extra for BBBJ or kissing.

The room will be $20 for a half hour (plus $1 for condom and lube if you need it). You are expected to tip $1 to the door man who gives the ladies a robe when leaving Hong Kong. You are also expected to tip $1 to the guy who cleans the room when you are done.

Not counting any drinks or tips to the lady, you are looking at about $125 for half an hour.Thank you! How much do they charge for each beer? And do they have private lap dances rooms? And if so, will they do anything above the lapdance? I read a story of a guy who said he got a lap dance inside a private rolm and paid the girl extra for a CBJ. Is that true?

[Koolbeans]

Thank you! How much do they charge for each beer? And do they have private lap dances rooms? And if so, will they do anything above the lapdance? I read a story of a guy who said he got a lap dance inside a private rolm and paid the girl extra for a CBJ. Is that true?You should check out international forums. They have more on TJ. I think another member took a lady and banged her out while meseros kept walking in to bring drinks. I'm sure anything can happen as long as people are getting paid. Mesero at Tropical said if I bought a bucket of beers for a lady, then I could take her to pool hotel. I didn't try and she didn't seem interested, but I am sure it is easy access. I'm just not sure how "clean" the pool water would be with monger jizz floating around.

[Koolbeans]

When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?I only get asked if I want to declare anything. I am sure they can smell hot chica perfume rubbed all over my body and hot sex sweating from my pores. They know the deal as long as you're not trying to smuggle people or narcotics. You're American and a "free" man to do as you please. You could tell them you were doing your job laying pipe since you're a plumber.

[MongerSeeker]

Just tell them you had a some dental work done. There is no law against remaining in TJ after a appointment. 99% of the time the CPB will not ask. The women CPB officers are a bit more likely to ask however. This one reason why I avoid the lady CPB officers.


When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?

[KC Questor]

Just tell them you had a some dental work done. There is no law against remaining in TJ after a appointment. 99% of the time the CPB will not ask. The women CPB officers are a bit more likely to ask however. This one reason why I avoid the lady CPB officers.Dental work seems pretty sus at midnight. Why not just say "dinner and drinks with friends"? It's the truth.

[KC Questor]

Thank you! How much do they charge for each beer? And do they have private lap dances rooms? And if so, will they do anything above the lapdance? I read a story of a guy who said he got a lap dance inside a private rolm and paid the girl extra for a CBJ. Is that true?Beers for you are $4. When you buy a beer for a girl it is $9 and she keeps about $1. 50 of that in the form of a ticket ("ficha") that she redeems later. That ficha entitles you to her company for as long as it takes her to drink the beer -- usually 10-20 minutes. Some girls drink fast, some drink slow. Us that time to decide if you want to spend more money on her. Is he sweet? Is she flirty? Is she disinterested? That's what she'll be like in the room.

Lapdances are a ripoff. The girls should dance for you at the table for the price of the ficha. If you want a private room, you can get one. They charge a bucket of fichas, or about $90, for the private room for an hour. While there, the girl will dance for you, and you can negotiate whatever you want. BJs are pretty standard, or even full sex, as long as you pay her rate. Just know that the waiters will be coming in and out to see if you want more drinks. Tip the guy $5 to leave you alone and have some privacy.

But why spend all that on a private lapdance room when you can take the girl to the hotel for $20?

[Captain Solo]

In HK local beers like Tecate and Dos Equis ect are $34; premium brands like Heineken, Bohemia ect are $5. A shot of regular tequila like Don Julio 70 costs $5, a chaser adds $3; Patron Silver is the most expensive Tequila, costs $10 a shot.

The girls make commission on fichas on a sliding scale based on their sales volume with competition awards every month. Commission can be up to 70% or $6 if they sell a lot. A few popular girls can sell 500-600 fichas a month, earning $3,000 to 4,000, serious money in Mexico.

Lap dance $21 for 3 songs in a tiny and dark cubicle is a bad deal and has never been popular. Much better mileage to just buy your favorite girl 2 fichas for 45 min to an hour of grinding in the club hehe. In fact Miami room has been converted into a passage way to the Hangar Annex. I don't see the cubicles any more. Don't see meseros pushing lap dances.


Beers for you are $4. When you buy a beer for a girl it is $9 and she keeps about $1. 50 of that in the form of a ticket ("ficha") that she redeems later. That ficha entitles you to her company for as long as it takes her to drink the beer -- usually 10-20 minutes. Some girls drink fast, some drink slow. Us that time to decide if you want to spend more money on her. Is he sweet? Is she flirty? Is she disinterested? That's what she'll be like in the room.

Lapdances are a ripoff. The girls should dance for you at the table for the price of the ficha. If you want a private room, you can get one. They charge a bucket of fichas, or about $90, for the private room for an hour. While there, the girl will dance for you, and you can negotiate whatever you want. BJs are pretty standard, or even full sex, as long as you pay her rate. Just know that the waiters will be coming in and out to see if you want more drinks. Tip the guy $5 to leave you alone and have some privacy.

But why spend all that on a private lapdance room when you can take the girl to the hotel for $20?

[Koolbeans]

In HK local beers like Tecate and Dos Equis ect are $34; premium brands like Heineken, Bohemia ect are $5. A shot of regular tequila like Don Julio 70 costs $5, a chaser adds $3; Patron Silver is the most expensive Tequila, costs $10 a shot.

The girls make commission on fichas on a sliding scale based on their sales volume with competition awards every month. Commission can be up to 70% or $6 if they sell a lot. A few popular girls can sell 500-600 fichas a month, earning $3,000 to 4,000, serious money in Mexico.

Lap dance $21 for 3 songs in a tiny and dark cubicle is a bad deal and has never been popular. Much better mileage to just buy your favorite girl 2 fichas for 45 min to an hour of grinding in the club hehe. In fact Miami room has been converted into a passage way to the Hangar Annex. I don't see the cubicles any more. Don't see meseros pushing lap dances.Interesting insight into the ficha game. I know all over the world the bars give girls a salary, but they are required to sell a certain number of drinks. As a degenerate, I went down to TJ last night from 9 pm to 2 am. I intended to only meet my regulars, but time in the Zona flies when you're being entertained. I had a session with a regular and she said she makes $2. 5 per drink and an HK girl said she makes $2 per drink. It makes sense they have a sliding scale for their talent. She mentioned she gets a salary and makes more from drinks than going arriba and told me I am "lucky" she goes arriba with me as she tells others she just dances. I asked how much for an overnight and she said $600, which I would never pay as I'm older and the pop per dollar value isn't worth it. She said most nights she gets 100 drinks with combination alcohol and juice. Not sure if her math skills are great as I paid $160 for hr arriba and 100 drinks x $2. 5 is only $250, but she also gets salary. The session wasn't as fun as first time when she was smoking bud, but she got caught by policia and shook her down for $300. She is still a solid GFE provider for me. I thought weed was legal in MX, but apparently not. I actually brought her a pack of hybrid indica while she was out and she loved it. It is amazing how the policia supplement their income, but better than legal troubles. She is going on vacation for a week to Cancun / Tulum in a few days so I'll have to hunt for some more regulars, but I guess that is the fun / pain of trying to weed though the talent.

Another note is to treat the meseros nice as they remember you and bring your favorite girl and drink to you. I walked to the club and the mesero knew what I liked and who I was coming to visit so they went to the back room / changing room to find the girl. I agree with buying drinks as I was in the Miami room and an exotic looking lady named Coco from Chihuahua was dancing and then I bought a fiche. We talked for a bit and she has a son back home and is divorced from a toxic relationship. She eventually got comfortable and started grinding on junior, but I was tapped out for the day. I bought her another ficha and she turned around and popped her boobs out which I started to suck and lick while she was grinding on me. She started to sweat, but I had to get back home. She said she was leaving back to Chihuahua for 2 months and then back to the zona for 2 months. I usually go during the week as I have commitments during the weekend. I was amazed how packed the clubs were on a Wed night. I can't even imagine the sausage fest BO party on the weekends. Either way, being able to quickly access adult Disneyland is a win in my book and HK is my adult petting zoo.

[ArrogantBstrd]

Greetings. This is just a general recon post. Cut and pasted from the ISG. Looking for quick intel before I do my research.

How is the mongering in Tijuana during the daytime (typical work hours)? I have time off to burn. I figure I'll try hiding out there sometime.

Is knowing Spanish a must? I can only order tacos.

Passport required? Can I get by with just an I'd?

How is the pedestrian traffic? Is it easy to cross on foot? How long does it take to cross the border?

Any spots to avoid? I plan to travel alone.

I'll be reading through the forum over the next few days to gather some intel.

Thanks in advance!

[Habeed]

Greetings. This is just a general recon post. Cut and pasted from the ISG. Looking for quick intel before I do my research.

How is the mongering in Tijuana during the daytime (typical work hours)? I have time off to burn. I figure I'll try hiding out there sometime.

Is knowing Spanish a must? I can only order tacos.

Passport required? Can I get by with just an I'd?

How is the pedestrian traffic? Is it easy to cross on foot? How long does it take to cross the border?

Any spots to avoid? I plan to travel alone.

I'll be reading through the forum over the next few days to gather some intel.

Thanks in advance!From many visits I have noticed in general there are 3 "tiers" of chica quality. Daytime, after 7 pm, and after 7 pm on Friday / Saturday. After 7 pm on Fri / sat is when you find the skinniest, hottest women in the best outfits. You find some of them after 7 pm on other days but there are less. And the least during daytimes though there is usually at least 1-2 but they may be in the lap of someone else.

If you like thicker girls with big butts then it's pretty much all day everyday there are dozens lined up.

You don't need to know Spanish though it may help you get more bang for your buck.

A passport is helpful to avoid hassle in either direction. You may need to pay a bribe going into Mexico if you don't have your passport. You may have difficulty coming back.

If you go when it is not crowded most of the time to cross is just walking the very long entrance and exits.

I would just stay on the main street and the large alley behind Hong Kong (not really an alley just a smaller street).

[KC Questor]

How is the mongering in Tijuana during the daytime (typical work hours)? I have time off to burn. I figure I'll try hiding out there sometime.Zona Norte operates 24/7/365. During weekdays there will be fewer women in the clubs. But there will always be women.


Is knowing Spanish a must? I can only order tacos.Spanish helps but is not required. Get Google Translate. Most women will be able to speak enough English to tell you how much they charge.


Passport required? Can I get by with just an I'd?If you don't have a passport entering Mexico, they will likely charge you a fee of $20-30, depending on the border agent. They may require you to purchase a six-month tourist permit (called an FMM) for $30, or they may just ask for a straight-up bribe.

Returning to the US, if you are an American citizen they have to let you back in, but they don't have to make it quick or pleasant. Without SENTRI or Global Entry you will wait in the pedestrian line, which could be fairly quick or could take 4+ hours depending on the day and time. Once you get to the customs booth they will confirm your identity. Without a passport they will probably send you to secondary screening, which could take a few minutes or a few hours depending on how they feel that day.


How is the pedestrian traffic? Is it easy to cross on foot? How long does it take to cross the border?Entering Mexico it is pretty straightforward. You walk in, show your passport, maybe fill out a form called an FMM. The FMM is supposed to be free for visits of less than 7 days, but sometimes they make you buy the 6-month version for $30. (See above).

Entering the US can be fast if you have SENTRI or Global Entry, or could take hours (see above).


Any spots to avoid? I plan to travel alone.Don't go walking alone at night in the area immediately outside the Zona Norte. Don't walk anywhere impaired. Don't flash money, jewelry, or fancy electronics. Be aware of your surroundings and you will be fine. Basically the same situation in any major US city.

[TJ Dog]

She said most nights she gets 100 drinks with combination alcohol and juice. Not sure how it goes now, but the chicas used to work a night shift from 9:00 pm To 6:00 am, with a couple of breaks. Pretty close to an 8 hour shift. So most nights she's scoring 100 drinks in 8 hours. That's say 12 drinks / hour. Would be a drink every 5 minutes on the average. With no down time.

First question is what idiot would buy fichas for a girl who gulps them down and 5 minutes? Second question is when would she have any time to go upstairs?

I'd call bullshit on that one.

[ArrogantBstrd]

I appreciate the insight. I suppose I'd buy you a round in the vanilla world. LOL.

Do they scan / stamp passports every time you cross?

[JBoy14]

Hello everyone can anyone share where to stay in TJ?

[KC Questor]

I appreciate the insight. I suppose I'd buy you a round in the vanilla world. LOL.

Do they scan / stamp passports every time you cross?The Mexican agents may or may not stamp your passport. This is one reason lots of guys prefer the passport card rather than the full passport. Returning to the US, they will definitely scan your passport.


Not sure how it goes now, but the chicas used to work a night shift from 9:00 pm To 6:00 am, with a couple of breaks. Pretty close to an 8 hour shift. So most nights she's scoring 100 drinks in 8 hours. That's say 12 drinks / hour. Would be a drink every 5 minutes on the average. With no down time.
I'd call bullshit on that one.
Everything about that post is bullshit. Never trust anything a girl tells you about how much she makes. There is no sliding scale. There are no quotas. She is not getting a salary. She is not drinking 100 fichas in a shift.

[Koolbeans]

The Mexican agents may or may not stamp your passport. This is one reason lots of guys prefer the passport card rather than the full passport. Returning to the US, they will definitely scan your passport.


Everything about that post is bullshit. Never trust anything a girl tells you about how much she makes. There is no sliding scale. There are no quotas. She is not getting a salary. She is not drinking 100 fichas in a shift.I really don't care to debate with a bar girl or any member here, but I know in other countries I've been to they get paid a salary, have a quota for drinks, and if you want to take them long time, then have to pay the long time bar fine. Just sharing bar girl banter and experience. They usually are pretty open about personal life, kids, travels, pets, etc. I had 2 sessions with said lady and a mesero from the club came up to look for her as we were walking back down to club. I just appreciate the GFE sessions she provides. She is into shrooms, ecstasy, weed, lsd, and who knows what else, but fun girl and hope her son is being taken care of back home.

[LatinLover00]

I've mongered in a few Latin countries and will be headed to Tijuana solo in August for 3 days. I plan on staying at HK. My flight lands in SD around 10 pm so I figured I'd stay the night there out of concerns with late night boarded crossing. Lots of great info on here, but I had a few questions:

How do I get a 3 some? Should I try a girl out and double back and see if she has a friend?

How are the chicas with anal?

I usually use tinder when I travel, any good here?

How are the beaches? I'd love to smoke a cigar on the beach while recovering from my night. And any reputable cigar shops around that area?

Anywhere else I should check out to kill time during the day?

- LL.

[KC Questor]

How do I get a 3 some? Should I try a girl out and double back and see if she has a friend?For a good threesome experience, book through an agency. If you try to do it with bar girls you will pay a lot and risk a poor experience. The agency can pair up two girls who work together, and the price is half what you'll pay at a bar like Hong Kong. Make sure your hotel in Tijuana allows multiple guests -- the Ticuan is a popular hotel for mongers but only allows one guest at a time, and I was burned on a threesome when I stayed there once. You can also get a love motel for the session.


How are the chicas with anal?As with chicas the world over (except Brazil, LOL), it's YMMV. Again, the agency will be able to recommend a girl who will do anal. If you go to the bars, you will be interviewing a lot of girls to find one who will do anal.


I usually use tinder when I travel, any good here?Tinder and Seeking are both good, as long as your Spanish is decent. Without Spanish you'll end up having to pass everything through Google Translate. You won't find a ton of girl who speak English unless you include San Diego in your search. Use the filters to only include Tijuana, or risk your search finding lots of high priced American chicks.


How are the beaches? I'd love to smoke a cigar on the beach while recovering from my night. And any reputable cigar shops around that area?The beaches are crap, but they are nice to relax on a restaurant patio and enjoy the surf and wind. Don't go in the water -- it's a ton of sewage from the Tijuana River.

For cigars, I like La Casa Del Habano on Revolucion. It's right next to Hotel Caesar, down the street from Ticuan. Very reliable and ok prices. Lots of places will try to sell fake Cuban cigars to gringos. LCDH is pretty reputable. Of course, if you don't particularly care about Cuban cigars (which can be overrated and overpriced) then any cigar shop will be fine. I don't know of any specialty cigar shops near the beaches, but there are probably tourist souvenir shops that have a selection.


Anywhere else I should check out to kill time during the day?Tijuana is a major city with a booming food culture, lots of shopping and everything any major city has. What do you like to do? Depending on the day you could catch a sporting event, go see a movie, go shopping, or other touristy stuff. Of course, the girls are available 24/7. If you are doing escorts in the evening, maybe use the daytime to explore the bars, check out the street action, or get a massage (with or without the happy ending). Or just explore the city parks and soak up the culture.

Of course you also could return to San Diego for touristy stuff. It might be a hassle if you don't have Global Entry or other border crossing privileges.

[MongerSeeker]

I doubt that the Mexican immigration will let one enter Mexico without a passport. The best thing to do is to apply for a passport and bring a receipt of application. There is a good chance however that they will make you buy a FMM / Visa for $30. UCSD has a passport processing center and it is very convenient.


Zona Norte operates 24/7/365. During weekdays there will be fewer women in the clubs. But there will always be women.

Spanish helps but is not required. Get Google Translate. Most women will be able to speak enough English to tell you how much they charge.

If you don't have a passport entering Mexico, they will likely charge you a fee of $20-30, depending on the border agent. They may require you to purchase a six-month tourist permit (called an FMM) for $30, or they may just ask for a straight-up bribe.

Returning to the US, if you are an American citizen they have to let you back in, but they don't have to make it quick or pleasant. Without SENTRI or Global Entry you will wait in the pedestrian line, which could be fairly quick or could take 4+ hours depending on the day and time. Once you get to the customs booth they will confirm your identity. Without a passport they will probably send you to secondary screening, which could take a few minutes or a few hours depending on how they feel that day.

Entering Mexico it is pretty straightforward. You walk in, show your passport, maybe fill out a form called an FMM. The FMM is supposed to be free for visits of less than 7 days, but sometimes they make you buy the 6-month version for $30. (See above).

Entering the US can be fast if you have SENTRI or Global Entry, or could take hours (see above).

Don't go walking alone at night in the area immediately outside the Zona Norte. Don't walk anywhere impaired. Don't flash money, jewelry, or fancy electronics. Be aware of your surroundings and you will be fine. Basically the same situation in any major US city.

[ODog12]

I've mongered in a few Latin countries and will be headed to Tijuana solo in August for 3 days. I plan on staying at HK. My flight lands in SD around 10 pm so I figured I'd stay the night there out of concerns with late night boarded crossing. Lots of great info on here, but I had a few questions:

How do I get a 3 some? Should I try a girl out and double back and see if she has a friend?

How are the chicas with anal?

I usually use tinder when I travel, any good here?

How are the beaches? I'd love to smoke a cigar on the beach while recovering from my night. And any reputable cigar shops around that area?.If you are staying at Cascadas, know that nearly all of the decent agencies will not send girls there. You'd have to stay at Ticuan, Villa de Zaragoza, Pueblo Amigo. Alternatively you could meet the girl at one of the many "love" hotels like Mansion or M-20.

[LatinLover00]

Great information, thank you. I may stay at Ceasers one night and book with agency, I'll be able to get my cigars and be able to say I ate there. I love to eat. Street food, food stalls, farmers market type places. I heard there are some cool breweries around that I wouldn't mind checking out. I'm not too big on the touristy stuff or shopping but I would like to explore the area as much as I can while there. If you or anyone has recommendations on parks or places outside of the usual mongering hotspots, please lmk.


For a good threesome experience, book through an agency. If you try to do it with bar girls you will pay a lot and risk a poor experience. The agency can pair up two girls who work together, and the price is half what you'll pay at a bar like Hong Kong. Make sure your hotel in Tijuana allows multiple guests -- the Ticuan is a popular hotel for mongers but only allows one guest at a time, and I was burned on a threesome when I stayed there once. You can also get a love motel for the session.

As with chicas the world over (except Brazil, LOL), it's YMMV. Again, the agency will be able to recommend a girl who will do anal. If you go to the bars, you will be interviewing a lot of girls to find one who will do anal.

Tinder and Seeking are both good, as long as your Spanish is decent. Without Spanish you'll end up having to pass everything through Google Translate. You won't find a ton of girl who speak English unless you include San Diego in your search. Use the filters to only include Tijuana, or risk your search finding lots of high priced American chicks.

The beaches are crap, but they are nice to relax on a restaurant patio and enjoy the surf and wind. Don't go in the water -- it's a ton of sewage from the Tijuana River.

[Koolbeans]

If you are staying at Cascadas, know that nearly all of the decent agencies will not send girls there. You'd have to stay at Ticuan, Villa de Zaragoza, Pueblo Amigo. Alternatively you could meet the girl at one of the many "love" hotels like Mansion or M-20.Is Pueblo Amigo the casino and do they have BJ? I would love to gamble and then have an escort to blow off some steam. Also what about guest issues, can you bring multiple women to the room?

[ODog12]

Is Pueblo Amigo the casino and do they have BJ? I would love to gamble and then have an escort to blow off some steam. Also what about guest issues, can you bring multiple women to the room?Pueblo Amigo is walking distance from PedEast. The casino has BJ, slots and craps I think (I don't remember seeing roulette). Girls can typically come straight up to your room without having to deal with the front desk like at Ticuan. It's probably best for threesomes.

[KC Questor]

I doubt that the Mexican immigration will let one enter Mexico without a passport. The best thing to do is to apply for a passport and bring a receipt of application. There is a good chance however that they will make you buy a FMM / Visa for $30. UCSD has a passport processing center and it is very convenient.They let me in without a passport when mine was being renewed. I had my Global Entry card (which is all I need to re-enter the US) and a pre-printed FMM all filled out. The guy told me they wouldn't let me in, but then asked if I was a respectable person. I told him where I worked and that I was visiting friends. He said that since I was a good person, he would let me in but that I would have to give him a tip. He was very clear that it was not a fee or a fine, just a tip for a friend helping me out. I gave him $20 and was in Mexico two minutes later. I did not pay for an FMM.

Every day, hundreds of people cross into Tijuana for medical procedures. Many do not have passports. Also, if you drive in they don't check anything, so there are dozens of people who will happily drive you across the border for a few bucks.

[KC Questor]

Pueblo Amigo is walking distance from PedEast. The casino has BJ, slots and craps I think (I don't remember seeing roulette). Girls can typically come straight up to your room without having to deal with the front desk like at Ticuan. It's probably best for threesomes.This is why Pueblo Amigo is my favorite. It's super discreet. Girls can come in and walk right through the lobby and come to your room -- the people at the front desk don't know if she is going to the casino or the restaurant or to a guest room. Lots of girls will still check in, since that's what they are used to. But they don't have to, and if you are meeting them in the lobby you can just walk them right to your room. The casino is one of the Caliente chains, so you can use your card at any one of their facilities. They have one on Revolucion not far from the Zona.

Another option for discretion is Villa de Zaragoza. It is a motel-style layout, with rooms opening to the outside. So girls get dropped off in the parking lot and just come to your room. The location is great as well. I think it is a bit overpriced, but it's a good deal on weekends because I think their prices are the same except for holidays.


Great information, thank you. I may stay at Ceasers one night and book with agency, I'll be able to get my cigars and be able to say I ate there. I love to eat. Street food, food stalls, farmers market type places. I heard there are some cool breweries around that I wouldn't mind checking out. I'm not too big on the touristy stuff or shopping but I would like to explore the area as much as I can while there. If you or anyone has recommendations on parks or places outside of the usual mongering hotspots, please lmk.

Caesars is one of my favorites. The rooms are clean and nice if a bit small, and the location is fantastic. The biggest issue I have is that the only entrance is in clear sight of the front desk, so everyone knows who you are bringing to your room. If you are shy or really freaky, you might get embarrassed. If you plan on a threesome, make sure that your booking includes additional guests.

Parque Teniente Guerrero is a nice city park not too far from the Zona Norte. On weekends there are plenty of vendors, food trucks, and things to see and do.

Parque Morelos is a huge park with a free zoo, a lake with boat rentals, gardens, carnival rides and lots of walking paths.

On weekends, there is a huge flea market on one of the streets just west of Hong Kong bar (Martinez or Mutualismo, I can't remember). Lots of little food stalls.

There are lots of great things to do if you love food. It's an up and coming foodie paradise.

[GdAloha]

Decided to hit up TJ. Didn't stay long, after looking around at all the clubs, I landed one in Chicago. She was willing to do CIM, so I took her up. Only have a few shot, one below is her cleaning her face. Ha let's just say I didn't completely aim all for the mouth. She was alright, didn't like she was smoking weed in the room and needed a hit between a few positions.

[Kevinhokage]

Decided to hit up TJ. Didn't stay long, after looking around at all the clubs, I landed one in Chicago. She was willing to do CIM, so I took her up. Only have a few shot, one below is her cleaning her face. Ha let's just say I didn't completely aim all for the mouth. She was alright, didn't like she was smoking weed in the room and needed a hit between a few positions.That's beautiful. I don't appreciate smoke either. Does HK and Chicago reek of cigarettes?

[PoorAndWeird]

Liah was the most memorable.

She allowed a second BBBJ after one round of cfs to completion.

Had really good BBBJ technique and allowed 69 and dfk.

She said only one leche tho so I didn't force a second pop.

She graciously accepted some mota edibles as a tip.

Sorry but I don't recall the names of the other two, however with the deceptive third one, she had a lower rate.

I'd expect any of the musas in that lower tier to be older or 5-6's in hotness scale.


Nice report! Never thought to try Tinder in Tijuana but sounds like you scored. I'm not a big fan of Le Mansion and prefer M-20 or Motel Parador. But I'm interested in checking out Motel Via now. Who were the three Musas you saw while you were there?

[Member #6639]

Liah was the most memorable.

She allowed a second BBBJ after one round of cfs to completion.

Had really good BBBJ technique and allowed 69 and dfk.

She said only one leche tho so I didn't force a second pop.

She graciously accepted some mota edibles as a tip.

Sorry but I don't recall the names of the other two, however with the deceptive third one, she had a lower rate.

I'd expect any of the musas in that lower tier to be older or 5-6's in hotness scale.So is MSOG not included in the GFE from Musa, CuminTJ amd MLB? That's a bummer if so.

[ODog12]

Liah was the most memorable.

She allowed a second BBBJ after one round of cfs to completion.

Had really good BBBJ technique and allowed 69 and dfk.

She said only one leche tho so I didn't force a second pop.

She graciously accepted some mota edibles as a tip.

Sorry but I don't recall the names of the other two, however with the deceptive third one, she had a lower rate.

I'd expect any of the musas in that lower tier to be older or 5-6's in hotness scale.Liah is long gone now. She had a rep for her BBBJ technique but sounds like too many rules (for Musas). Maybe that is why she is gone.

[Pablo]

Great information, thank you. I may stay at Ceasers one night and book with agency, I'll be able to get my cigars and be able to say I ate there. I love to eat. Street food, food stalls, farmers market type places. I heard there are some cool breweries around that I wouldn't mind checking out. I'm not too big on the touristy stuff or shopping but I would like to explore the area as much as I can while there. If you or anyone has recommendations on parks or places outside of the usual mongering hotspots, please lmk.The place to go for craft beer is Plaza Fiesta (also known by it's old name Plaza del Zapato). It's a short taxi ride form the border and it has a ton of tasting rooms and small restaurants that feature the local craft beers. Pre-COVID we often went there for food and drinks before going out or to the Xolos match. It used to not open before about 4 PM though, and after dark is becomes much more of a fun nightlife spot, but not for P4 P. It's somewhere that you might bring your date.

Another good spot is Telefónica Gastro Park, also a short cab ride. They brew on site and have a lot of guest craft beers on tap too. It's a cool and unique place with many food stalls, many in permanently parked food trucks. Again, there is no P4 P action here. It's a place to go chill before or after la Zona or to bring a date.

Note that I have not been to TJ since COVID so not sure what the status of these places are. But I went frequently before and those two were my favorites. The US West Coast craft beer scene has definitely moved south of the border where many excellent beers are being brewed.

[ODog12]

Just to clarify, although people refer to it as a visa it technically is not. They are referring to a FMM (Forma Migratoria Mltiple), which is really a tourist card. The FMM costs $30 and is good for 180 days.

Legally, an FMM is required of all tourists visiting Mexico, but this requirement was often waived at border crossings if you were staying less than 7 days. Apparently it is now only being waived with a valid reason for visiting Mexico. If you fly in, it is usually part of your ticket cost. If you have an FMM already, you can use the Mexican national line when walking across the border, which is usually much faster. You can fill out the application for an FMM in advance online (https://www.inm.gob.mx/fmme/publico/en/solicitud.html).For clarification, if I complete the FMM application online and print it, I can walk in the nationalists and flash it to the agent, rather than walking through the extranjeros line? I've been going through the foreigner lime but they haven't said anything (and I haven't had to pay the $30 fee either).

[KC Questor]

For clarification, if I complete the FMM application online and print it, I can walk in the nationalists and flash it to the agent, rather than walking through the extranjeros line? I've been going through the foreigner lime but they haven't said anything (and I haven't had to pay the $30 fee either).I've only ever used the 7-day "free" FMM and I always go through the foreigners line. My understanding is that if you already have the 180-day FMM (stamped and paid for) you can use the Mexican national line. I've never done that. I meant to do it on my last trip down, but I didn't get the chance.

Also, the post of mine that you quoted was more than 6 months ago and things have changed even since then. It's not consistent and you never know who you will have manning the border. You might be required to buy the 6-month FMM, or you might be waved through with barely a glance.

[SantaaClaus]

I have only passed over once, a month ago. I walk right into Mexico without seeing any checkpoints. There was a x-ray machine for bags but I didn't dnt have one so I walk around the line. I printed out the temporary visa but didn't use it. Maybe I got lucky on a day with no Mexican border patrol? Is my visa still in the system if I filled visa out online?

[Pablo]

I've only ever used the 7-day "free" FMM and I always go through the foreigners line. My understanding is that if you already have the 180-day FMM (stamped and paid for) you can use the Mexican national line. I've never done that. I meant to do it on my last trip down, but I didn't get the chance.

Also, the post of mine that you quoted was more than 6 months ago and things have changed even since then. It's not consistent and you never know who you will have manning the border. You might be required to buy the 6-month FMM, or you might be waved through with barely a glance.Yeah for sure use the Mexican Nationals Line if you have the visa already. I used to always get it pre-COVID as sometimes the visitors line is way long, I've seen it extend out past the turnstiles, and it can take forever to get thru as sometimes there's only a few agents working and they're making everyone fill out the forms. So I'd pay the $25 or so to get the visa then go left after the turnstiles and then just flash my passport and the visa and just walk in. Usually the agent doesn't even look at the visa to check if it's expired. I've never had an issue in dozens of entries.

This was all pre-COVID but I doubt that part has changed, but I don't know for sure.

[PoorAndWeird]

I asked the booker about msog with the different girls.

He only confirmed with leah. Although she had her own terms.


So is MSOG not included in the GFE from Musa, CuminTJ amd MLB? That's a bummer if so.

[GdAloha]

Anyone else visit HK in the last week?. Went Tuesday, my buddy went Thursday and Friday. I even went last week, and I felt there was more sausages around then hot women. The talent has dropped significantly to me. I've been having to see my usually street girl. Anyone else seeing this? Is something going on and girls are on vacation or what.

[Lord D]

Around what time did you go? I think it depends what time. I was there for July 4th between 1-3 pm and it was the same as you mentioned.

[Koolbeans]

Anyone else visit HK in the last week?. Went Tuesday, my buddy went Thursday and Friday. I even went last week, and I felt there was more sausages around then hot women. The talent has dropped significantly to me. I've been having to see my usually street girl. Anyone else seeing this? Is something going on and girls are on vacation or what.I usually go Sun-Tues and find it less a sausage fest and more talent is available, but it depends as they work in shifts. I went last night and total sausage fest, probably caught a cold since have sore throat and runny nose. Most of the talent was gone either upstairs in pound town or off since they probably want to enjoy time with family and friends. I contacted 4 out of 5 regulars and they were either out of town or off of work. I assumed Friday would be good to check out since I'm usually busy on weekends. Both Cascadas and Rizo were fully booked, so that means some bros were paying full price for all of the rooms even the penthouse suites. I'm sure if they are paying that much money, then they probably compensate the top talent to perform in their rooms.

I still connected with 1 of my regulars and she saved my night out in TJ with a PSE. She was high from consuming cake with shrooms. Some of the talent may be in their dressing room doing recreational drugs to get them ready for their performance. I saw one girl and her eyes were completely dialated like she just got an eye exam, probably from taking ecstasy.

[GdAloha]

I usually go Sun-Tues and find it less a sausage fest and more talent is available, but it depends as they work in shifts. I went last night and total sausage fest, probably caught a cold since have sore throat and runny nose. Most of the talent was gone either upstairs in pound town or off since they probably want to enjoy time with family and friends. I contacted 4 out of 5 regulars and they were either out of town or off of work. I assumed Friday would be good to check out since I'm usually busy on weekends. Both Cascadas and Rizo were fully booked, so that means some bros were paying full price for all of the rooms even the penthouse suites. I'm sure if they are paying that much money, then they probably compensate the top talent to perform in their rooms.

I still connected with 1 of my regulars and she saved my night out in TJ with a PSE. She was high from consuming cake with shrooms. Some of the talent may be in their dressing room doing recreational drugs to get them ready for their performance. I saw one girl and her eyes were completely dialated like she just got an eye exam, probably from taking ecstasy.Tried to make a visit this afternoon, but my attempt failed. The Mexican border guys are scum bags. They were pulling every single man aside and putting them in the back room for secondary. The whole year, I've walked right in no problem, but today these guys must be needing to make some money before the border officially opens July 21 and they can't scam people for $30 a pop. Unless it gets pushed back again.

This afternoon I tried to cross, got pulled to the back, get put in a room and theres probably 15+ Guys in there. I sit near the door and I can hear the border agents telling every guy that Mexico is close for all purposes and that COVID blah blah blah. Then goes on to say, however, you can enter today if you buy a visa for $30. Bullsh* I say around 15 guys paid that $30 while I was there for only 20 min and guys kept coming in. Finally my turn and I get the same talk and I said, no thanks. I think the guy was shocked. Started telling me I won't be able to enter now for 2 month. I highly doubt that, but if anyone know what he's talking about let me know. Ha.

Tossed me back in the room and I must of started something because a few guys after me also denied to pay. Ended up waiting another 5 mins and they escorted us three back to the border. I guess the good thing about this trip, that guy saved me $250+ I would have put towards supporting the good ole Mexican economy.

[Koolbeans]

Tried to make a visit this afternoon, but my attempt failed. The Mexican border guys are scum bags. They were pulling every single man aside and putting them in the back room for secondary. The whole year, I've walked right in no problem, but today these guys must be needing to make some money before the border officially opens July 21 and they can't scam people for $30 a pop. Unless it gets pushed back again.

This afternoon I tried to cross, got pulled to the back, get put in a room and theres probably 15+ Guys in there. I sit near the door and I can hear the border agents telling every guy that Mexico is close for all purposes and that COVID blah blah blah. Then goes on to say, however, you can enter today if you buy a visa for $30. Bullsh* I say around 15 guys paid that $30 while I was there for only 20 min and guys kept coming in. Finally my turn and I get the same talk and I said, no thanks. I think the guy was shocked. Started telling me I won't be able to enter now for 2 month. I highly doubt that, but if anyone know what he's talking about let me know. Ha.

Tossed me back in the room and I must of started something because a few guys after me also denied to pay. Ended up waiting another 5 mins and they escorted us three back to the border. I guess the good thing about this trip, that guy saved me $250+ I would have put towards supporting the good ole Mexican economy.I paid the $30 about a month ago. I walk past all the people in the foreigner line and walk straight through the Mexican nationals side. The agent just looks at the FMM to see if it expired. No issues and I prefer not having to wait in the foreigner line.

[LatinLover00]

Yeah for sure use the Mexican Nationals Line if you have the visa already. I used to always get it pre-COVID as sometimes the visitors line is way long, I've seen it extend out past the turnstiles, and it can take forever to get thru as sometimes there's only a few agents working and they're making everyone fill out the forms. So I'd pay the $25 or so to get the visa then go left after the turnstiles and then just flash my passport and the visa and just walk in. Usually the agent doesn't even look at the visa to check if it's expired. I've never had an issue in dozens of entries.

This was all pre-COVID but I doubt that part has changed, but I don't know for sure.Do I get this online prior?

[Koolbeans]

Do I get this online prior?You can get it when you cross the border. The agent will determine if you need one or not. I had to wait in a room with other people that were getting one and it was $30. I have no regrets and enjoy my time in adult Disneyland.

[MongerSeeker]

These days I tend go either Friday or Saturday. The main reason is that I go with SW's and SG's sometimes.


I usually go Sun-Tues and find it less a sausage fest and more talent is available, but it depends as they work in shifts. I went last night and total sausage fest, probably caught a cold since have sore throat and runny nose. Most of the talent was gone either upstairs in pound town or off since they probably want to enjoy time with family and friends. I contacted 4 out of 5 regulars and they were either out of town or off of work. I assumed Friday would be good to check out since I'm usually busy on weekends. Both Cascadas and Rizo were fully booked, so that means some bros were paying full price for all of the rooms even the penthouse suites. I'm sure if they are paying that much money, then they probably compensate the top talent to perform in their rooms.

I still connected with 1 of my regulars and she saved my night out in TJ with a PSE. She was high from consuming cake with shrooms. Some of the talent may be in their dressing room doing recreational drugs to get them ready for their performance. I saw one girl and her eyes were completely dialated like she just got an eye exam, probably from taking ecstasy.

[Koolbeans]

These days I tend go either Friday or Saturday. The main reason is that I go with SW's and SG's sometimes.I've never had luck getting more than a CBJ and mechanical sex from the SG / SW. They seem to starfish me and I guess that is what they just assume is the price I paid. If they were remotely passionate, then I'd probably repeat, but a pass for me. Once a chica spanked my ass hard when I walked by and it startled me, but I should have taken her up and gave her a good spanking and pounding in doggy.

[Phuck35]

I want to cross the border into Tijuana this Sunday morning. I don't have "essential travel" reasons. I just want to have lunch with my lady friend. Will the Mexican Border Patrol Officers permit me to cross. I am white guy with no family in Mexico. Actually my travel is nonessential travel. What should I say or do to get across the boarder into Tijuana. Also, I'm fully vaccinated well I have any problems getting back across?

[Koolbeans]

I want to cross the border into Tijuana this Sunday morning. I don't have "essential travel" reasons. I just want to have lunch with my lady friend. Will the Mexican Border Patrol Officers permit me to cross. I am white guy with no family in Mexico. Actually my travel is nonessential travel. What should I say or do to get across the boarder into Tijuana. Also, I'm fully vaccinated well I have any problems getting back across?Don't think they care for your reason and probably send you to the back room for the $30 FMM. I said I was going to eat at a restaurant and they asked which one and I said HK. He promptly motioned me to the back room with my passport card. Border patrol will let you back into country, just try not to bring anything back on the prohibited list.

[Phuck35]

Don't think they care for your reason and probably send you to the back room for the $30 FMM. I said I was going to eat at a restaurant and they asked which one and I said HK. He promptly motioned me to the back room with my passport card. Border patrol will let you back into country, just try not to bring anything back on the prohibited list.Thanks for your advice. What is FMM?

[KC Questor]

Tossed me back in the room and I must of started something because a few guys after me also denied to pay. Ended up waiting another 5 mins and they escorted us three back to the border. I guess the good thing about this trip, that guy saved me $250+ I would have put towards supporting the good ole Mexican economy.You sure showed them. To hell with paying a $30 fee to go have sex with beautiful women at low prices. Take your money back to California and pay top dollar for American hookers.


Thanks for your advice. What is FMM?FMM is the tourist card that everyone below is calling a visa. It is not actually a visa, but it's easy to think of it that way. FMM stands for Forma Migratoria Multiple and is the permit to be a tourist in Mexico. An FMM costs $30 and is valid for 180 days. If you fly in to Mexico, the cost of the FMM is usually included in your ticket. For many years, if your trip was less than 7 days and you were crossing by land, you could get a one-week FMM for free. Since COVID, they have often been requiring that everyone crossing on foot get a six-month FMM. If you are driving in, they don't bother making you get an FMM at all.

[RondaColdSon]

Do you need a passport if you're crossing by foot or car?

[ODog12]

Do you need a passport if you're crossing by foot or car?You need a passport or passport card to enter Mexico on foot. By car, they don't check. But be prepared to spend several hours trying to re-enter the US without a passport. There's been a lot said about this several posts back and on the Tijuana section of the International Sex Guide.

[Phuck35]

I have a valid passport card & valid FMM. Under current conditions will I be permitted to enter Mexico Sunday, July 25, 2021? I am having lunch with a friend in Tijuana.

[Koolbeans]

I have a valid passport card & valid FMM. Under current conditions will I be permitted to enter Mexico Sunday, July 25, 2021? I am having lunch with a friend in Tijuana.Reference my post #3370.

[OmegaMan69]

Driving down to TJ from LA if anyone wants to double team some ladies. Tell me a little about yourself in PM.

[DesertFun]

Hello all,

I ran across these JPG's that someone had shared with me a couple years ago, I think they might be handy for other newcomers and those needing a view around TJ. Hopefully they will be useful for some of you.

[WorkerXXX]

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but how concerned should I be as a white dude who speaks no Spanish? Should I stay north of the border?

[KC Questor]

Hello all,

I ran across these JPG's that someone had shared with me a couple years ago, I think they might be handy for other newcomers and those needing a view around TJ. Hopefully they will be useful for some of you.Those are handy, but note that the first one is quite out of date. The second one may be less useful as PedWest is currently closed. It will reopen at some point, for sure.

For general orientation, they are fine.

[TJ Dog]

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but how concerned should I be as a white dude who speaks no Spanish? Should I stay north of the border?Once you get to the Zona everybody speaks $$ You will do fine. It is worth picking up a enough Spanish so you know the numbers (at least to $100), days of the week and a few simple phrases.

[KC Questor]

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but how concerned should I be as a white dude who speaks no Spanish? Should I stay north of the border?Dude, do you think that the hordes of Americans coming to the Zona every night all speak Spanish? No, you will do fine with whatever you have. You can find sex workers who speak various amounts of English, but as a rule of thumb the more English they speak the lower their service and the higher their prices (because they are in demand and can get away with it). If they speak no English and you speak no Spanish, there's still hand signals and money talk -- even the least fluent girl there can still say "One hundred dollars, baby".

But here's the kicker, you phone can translate for you. Really! Install the Google Translate app and download the Spanish pack and you don't even need a data signal. The girls know how it works, and will use their own apps to translate as well. It's pretty easy.

[MemoeNasty]

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but how concerned should I be as a white dude who speaks no Spanish? Should I stay north of the border?Dear worker, more people speak English in Tijuana than in San Diego. It's really true. Go to any fast food restaurant in SD and you can barely make out what the employee is saying most of the time. Order a plate of food south of the border and the employee speaks perfect English. Go figure! I would suggest learning some Spanish phrases on one of the free apps so people don't think you have ugly American syndrome. Moe.

[Problems]

I'll be returning to mecca for the first time since before the whole covid disaster. Hopefully, I'll get some quality beach time in the late mornings / early afternoons. Not sure if lyft / uber will be a viable option for that type of endeavor, but I'm going to find out.

I plan on visiting the clubs in Zona Norte the evenings of Aug 16,17, and 18. If anyone from the board will be in the neighborhood any of those days and wants to grab a bite / beer and shoot the shit, reach out via pm. I'm pretty laid back.

[IYK69]

Are there any Bro's down in TJ today heading there now hit me up.

[VegasCruiser]

I'll be returning to mecca for the first time since before the whole covid disaster. Hopefully, I'll get some quality beach time in the late mornings / early afternoons. Not sure if lyft / uber will be a viable option for that type of endeavor, but I'm going to find out.

I plan on visiting the clubs in Zona Norte the evenings of Aug 16,17, and 18. If anyone from the board will be in the neighborhood any of those days and wants to grab a bite / beer and shoot the shit, reach out via pm. I'm pretty laid back.Return of the King!

[JoeBudden]

I'll be returning to mecca for the first time since before the whole covid disaster. Hopefully, I'll get some quality beach time in the late mornings / early afternoons. Not sure if lyft / uber will be a viable option for that type of endeavor, but I'm going to find out.

I plan on visiting the clubs in Zona Norte the evenings of Aug 16,17, and 18. If anyone from the board will be in the neighborhood any of those days and wants to grab a bite / beer and shoot the shit, reach out via pm. I'm pretty laid back.I'm going down there the 17th or 18th for my first time ever.

[Lord D]

Does anybody know what happened yesterday afternoon? Apparently a girl got shot inside one of the clubs. Not sure if it was Hong Kong. I just saw the video on tik tok. Any info is appreciated. I was thinking of taking a trip today but now I don't know.

[GdAloha]

So I was debating whether to make it to the agency or Tijuana. Decided if I couldn’t find a keeper Thursday I would hit up the agency Saturday. Got across the border Thursday around 6 pm, and met a few fellas from Texas who were visiting for the first time. Gave them a few pointer and I'm sure they are in love with their 5 days stay in the Zona.

Did the usually, walked the street to see the action, not any lookers or they were already upstairs. Didn't find my usuals either, so ended up checking the clubs. Stopped by Tropical Bar and the place was packed. I've never seen it so busy on Thursday, it felt I was in HK. Looked around and their were some hot ass chicks that you rarely see in this bar. Talked with a few of them and I found out they were disciplined from HK for a few days and had to work over at Tropical.

This worked in my favor, came across a one sitting lonely, who called me over. She was giving me a preview of her services with the sucker in her mouth.ha Decided to buy her a drink and glad I did, she was exactly what I needed and was looking for. She was very friendly as if we'd know each other for ever. She had the energy of Ash and I'm guessing the looks of Mila. She easily makes the top 3 sessions I've ever encountered in the Zona. This girls knows how to make a man happy! Pounded her crazy in every position I could and she just kept asking for more. I was actually getting tired, but she kept grabbing me to go faster and then bang, squirting orgasm all over. This got me going and I busted all over her chest, she did a quick taste and then massaged it like oil all over her.

While I was catching my breath she gave me a nice show where she climaxed again and her juices went every where. Got jr going again and she finished me off by hand for a second pop. We both laughed as we headed to the shower, the bed was soak. Feel bad for the guy who I tip a dollar to clean that up. I will definitely be looking for her in the Zona when I go back next week. I like to change it up and see different girls, but when she's crazy in bed and also hot as hell, she's well deserving of a second visit. I always honor girls request, so I'll just post one picture, but the videos and picture I have of this session just blow my mind when watching it over.

TJ get the win for this weekend. $120 all together for an amazing time!

[Koolbeans]

So I was debating whether to make it to the agency or Tijuana. Decided if I couldnt find a keeper Thursday I would hit up the agency Saturday. Got across the border Thursday around 6 pm, and met a few fellas from Texas who were visiting for the first time. Gave them a few pointer and I'm sure they are in love with their 5 days stay in the Zona.

Did the usually, walked the street to see the action, not any lookers or they were already upstairs. Didn't find my usuals either, so ended up checking the clubs. Stopped by Tropical Bar and the place was packed. I've never seen it so busy on Thursday, it felt I was in HK. Looked around and their were some hot ass chicks that you rarely see in this bar. Talked with a few of them and I found out they were disciplined from HK for a few days and had to work over at Tropical.

This worked in my favor, came across a one sitting lonely, who called me over. She was giving me a preview of her services with the sucker in her mouth.ha Decided to buy her a drink and glad I did, she was exactly what I needed and was looking for. She was very friendly as if we'd know each other for ever. She had the energy of Ash and I'm guessing the looks of Mila. She easily makes the top 3 sessions I've ever encountered in the Zona. This girls knows how to make a man happy! Pounded her crazy in every position I could and she just kept asking for more. I was actually getting tired, but she kept grabbing me to go faster and then bang, squirting orgasm all over. This got me going and I busted all over her chest, she did a quick taste and then massaged it like oil all over her.

While I was catching my breath she gave me a nice show where she climaxed again and her juices went every where. Got jr going again and she finished me off by hand for a second pop. We both laughed as we headed to the shower, the bed was soak. Feel bad for the guy who I tip a dollar to clean that up. I will definitely be looking for her in the Zona when I go back next week. I like to change it up and see different girls, but when she's crazy in bed and also hot as hell, she's well deserving of a second visit. I always honor girls request, so I'll just post one picture, but the videos and picture I have of this session just blow my mind when watching it over.

TJ get the win for this weekend. $120 all together for an amazing time!You should consider getting her WhatsApp if she has one so you can coordinate next time in town. Also she might consider LT. I have a few regulars in each bar that offer exceptional services and like this hobby YMMV. It sounds like she was really into you and probably be a lot of fun for 2-3 hour session. I didn't know Tropical girls were overflow for HK. I've met quite a few that were crazy and kept wanting to keep the party going.

[HappyPlaces]

So I was debating whether to make it to the agency or Tijuana. Decided if I couldnt find a keeper Thursday I would hit up the agency Saturday. Got across the border Thursday around 6 pm, and met a few fellas from Texas who were visiting for the first time. Gave them a few pointer and I'm sure they are in love with their 5 days stay in the Zona.

Did the usually, walked the street to see the action, not any lookers or they were already upstairs. Didn't find my usuals either, so ended up checking the clubs. Stopped by Tropical Bar and the place was packed. I've never seen it so busy on Thursday, it felt I was in HK. Looked around and their were some hot ass chicks that you rarely see in this bar. Talked with a few of them and I found out they were disciplined from HK for a few days and had to work over at Tropical.

This worked in my favor, came across a one sitting lonely, who called me over. She was giving me a preview of her services with the sucker in her mouth.ha Decided to buy her a drink and glad I did, she was exactly what I needed and was looking for. She was very friendly as if we'd know each other for ever. She had the energy of Ash and I'm guessing the looks of Mila. She easily makes the top 3 sessions I've ever encountered in the Zona. This girls knows how to make a man happy! Pounded her crazy in every position I could and she just kept asking for more. I was actually getting tired, but she kept grabbing me to go faster and then bang, squirting orgasm all over. This got me going and I busted all over her chest, she did a quick taste and then massaged it like oil all over her.

While I was catching my breath she gave me a nice show where she climaxed again and her juices went every where. Got jr going again and she finished me off by hand for a second pop. We both laughed as we headed to the shower, the bed was soak. Feel bad for the guy who I tip a dollar to clean that up. I will definitely be looking for her in the Zona when I go back next week. I like to change it up and see different girls, but when she's crazy in bed and also hot as hell, she's well deserving of a second visit. I always honor girls request, so I'll just post one picture, but the videos and picture I have of this session just blow my mind when watching it over.

TJ get the win for this weekend. $120 all together for an amazing time!Damn what a report. I can't wait to go to tj soon. Nice you had a great ass experience.

[Cjg1988]

Hey guys, so this is going to be my first trip and I'm still planning out what I want to do and who to see. I wanted to get your input on the ladies at Hot&Sexy Latinas. Also planning on booking a motel at their agency's requested motels.

As for me, a little background, I've been a long time member when it comes to the Asian Agencies here in San Diego. Also, a couple trips to OC / LA. So I'm pretty used to just going to the apartment or hotel and meeting the girl there.

Any tips, comments on my choice of visiting H&SL? Have you reviewed them before, or prefer the cheaper visits to the zona? I'll be visiting this week or next.

[Koolbeans]

Does anybody know what happened yesterday afternoon? Apparently a girl got shot inside one of the clubs. Not sure if it was Hong Kong. I just saw the video on tik tok. Any info is appreciated. I was thinking of taking a trip today but now I don't know.It is hard to imagine they got a gun into the clubs as they pat you down and HK has metal detectors. Link to video? I don't have tiktok.

[SantaaClaus]

I was planning on getting my global entry card. When I looked up ready lanes, it shows that a passport card, or you can upgrade your drivers license to an enhanced I'd but California does not offer this yet.

[SantaaClaus]

How is Tj I the mornings? Are the streets dead? Clubs dead? How early does the decent talent come out to play? I know I could always schedule something with an escort.

Can't wait to get a global pass because the cbp lists the lines as long before 4 pm for my return. I need to get a hobby thag frees up time in the late afternoon. I guess I can see why golf is so popular.

[Five]

Anyone have experience with massage places in TJ? Looking for something different as an afternoon activity before a night at HK. Thanks! 5.

[Sriracha]

I was planning on getting my global entry card. When I looked up ready lanes, it shows that a passport card, or you can upgrade your drivers license to an enhanced I'd but California does not offer this yet.Are you referring to the Real I. D. From the DMV? They are absolutely offering it. I'm being absolutely Carpet-bombed with emails to go back to the DMV because I renewed my license by mail last year. They're letting anyone who renewed their license last year upgrade to the Real I. D. For free since the pandemic stopped nearly everyone from applying. BUT it's still not the same thing as a global entry card. Those are two totally different programs.

[SantaaClaus]

Hopefully a veteran can elaborate. I have been down once and seemed to have gone into Mexico by unknowingly walking around the agents. I think in the past they never checked passports so it didn't seem unusual, Canada also.

https://help.cbp.gov/s/article/Article-1211?language=en_US


Are you referring to the Real I. D. From the DMV? They are absolutely offering it. I'm being absolutely Carpet-bombed with emails to go back to the DMV because I renewed my license by mail last year. They're letting anyone who renewed their license last year upgrade to the Real I. D. For free since the pandemic stopped nearly everyone from applying. BUT it's still not the same thing as a global entry card. Those are two totally different programs.

[Pablo]

Are you referring to the Real I. D. From the DMV? They are absolutely offering it. I'm being absolutely Carpet-bombed with emails to go back to the DMV because I renewed my license by mail last year. They're letting anyone who renewed their license last year upgrade to the Real I. D. For free since the pandemic stopped nearly everyone from applying. BUT it's still not the same thing as a global entry card. Those are two totally different programs.I didn't realize that a Real ID gave any preference at the border. I've had Global Entry since the program first started and that card is GOLD. It does everything SENTRI does and more. GE is the shortest line when returning to the US from Mexico and has saved me countless hours. If there's a long line just walk to the front and show it and you get directed to a very short line. When landing in the US on an international flight you likewise bypass the sometimes very long immigration lines and go straight to a kiosk and minutes later you're standing at baggage claim usually before it starts spinning. Then after you get your luggage you go to a special customs line and I have always just been waved through without a bag search.

Also it includes TSA Pre too, so you can get the shorter line at security for US domestic flights where you don't have to take your shit out of your bag or remove your shoes. Not only is the Pre line shorter, it moves way faster.

It's a bit harder to get and you have to go through an interview but it's no big deal. It has a 5 year renewal and my first renewal was done online, no interview. My second renewal I had to go to Otay Mesa and do an interview again. But it's totally worth it.

Bottom Line: get Global Entry.

[KC Questor]

Anyone have experience with massage places in TJ? Looking for something different as an afternoon activity before a night at HK. Thanks! 5.Are you looking for a sexual encounter, or just a nice relaxing massage? Whatever you do avoid the massage place across the street from Hong Kong. It's just an overpriced brothel.

[SantaaClaus]

Real ID will not help. See previous post.


I didn't realize that a Real ID gave any preference at the border. I've had Global Entry since the program first started and that card is GOLD. It does everything SENTRI does and more. GE is the shortest line when returning to the US from Mexico and has saved me countless hours. If there's a long line just walk to the front and show it and you get directed to a very short line. When landing in the US on an international flight you likewise bypass the sometimes very long immigration lines and go straight to a kiosk and minutes later you're standing at baggage claim usually before it starts spinning. Then after you get your luggage you go to a special customs line and I have always just been waved through without a bag search.

Also it includes TSA Pre too, so you can get the shorter line at security for US domestic flights where you don't have to take your shit out of your bag or remove your shoes. Not only is the Pre line shorter, it moves way faster.

It's a bit harder to get and you have to go through an interview but it's no big deal. It has a 5 year renewal and my first renewal was done online, no interview. My second renewal I had to go to Otay Mesa and do an interview again. But it's totally worth it.

Bottom Line: get Global Entry.

[Five]

Are you looking for a sexual encounter, or just a nice relaxing massage? Whatever you do avoid the massage place across the street from Hong Kong. It's just an overpriced brothel.The former but with a good massage preceding it would be my preference. 5.

[KC Questor]

The former but with a good massage preceding it would be my preference. 5.Unfortunately, it's pretty much one or the other. The therapeutic massage places don't reliably provide sexual services and the sexual places don't usually have good massages. With COVID came the closing or retiring of a couple of the best and most reliable places / ladies. Spas like Secrets or Mermaids are straight up overpriced whorehouses. You may find a trained masseuse who will give a happy ending, but I'm afraid I can't recommend anyone specifically.

Balance Spa is the better massage but YMMV on extras. NB Elite is more guaranteed action but a mediocre massage.

Balance Therapy & Spa
Carrillo Puerto why o Tercera 8089, Zona Centro, 22000 Tijuana, B. C.
+52 664 520 5250
www.balancetj.com

NB Elite Men's Spa
Av. Va arepida Pte. 4246, Zona Urbana Rio Tijuana, 22010 Tijuana, B. C.
+52 664 634 7221
www.nbelitemenspa.com/

[Problems]

So, I haven't been to the Zona since October 2019 - before the pandemic era. I have an amigo that stays in TJ (he used to be my Viagra hook up in Vegas), another that stays in OC. I've been chomping at the bit the past few months, and have been picking their brains for intel now that things appear to be relaxing. Naturally, I've been researching reports on various boards, and catching adtube content updates here and there as well. I think I'm going to break this up into 3 sections by day. This was an eventful trip.

Night 1:

I arrive to the Zona much later than I would like due to travel circumstances. The only cheap flight I could find out of Vegas wasn't departing until after 1900 unfortunately, so I didn't expect to be settled in and cleaned up until well after 2200. I had pretty much the same itinerary as my prior trip- fly into San Diego, bus / trolley down to San Ysidro, ped bridge, taxi / uber to hotel, profit. No issues with anything really. Smoother entry than expected. I had been advised by my TJ amigos that a FMM may be required due to the lingering effects of the whole covid bullshit, but when I got to customs I told the guy I was visiting a buddy and he just let me through. I didn't feel like fucking with uber, and the taxi guy only wanted $10 to take me to Ticuan, so yeah.

I didn't really sleep well the night beforehand. I never do prior to travel, as I'm sure most don't. I'm usually excited and concerned with not forgetting anything. Also, I had a pretty stellar workout at the gym in the afternoon, so I was feeling kind of fatigued / grumpy when I arrived to the hotel. Reception pissed me off because they failed to advise me that I needed to use my room key to turn on the lighting, and since it was dark as fuck in my room, I did not see the little box on the wall that holds the key. It's been 2 years, and I had forgotten. I most likely won't be staying at Ticuan again, they have definitely slipped since my last visit. More on that later.

Once Miss Rubic at Reception helped me with my cube (did I mention I was grumpy? I finally had lighting and AC in the room. I took a quick shower, popped a vitamin V and headed down to the Zona. This time I went straight to Hong Kong. As it has probably been reported, security is much tighter than it was on my last visit. One of my amigos mentioned that it was due to violence between a college baller and a girl. I haven't been paying close enough attention to current events to have caught the story, so I'll have to take him at his word. In any event, I was in for my first surprise of the trip when I noticed a midget outside the exit while HK security was patting me down. As hard at it is to believe, I found myself staring at Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones. At this point I can't believe what I'm seeing, so I ask the security guy "Is that. ?" he is smiling and nodding. The security / staff guys at the exit are taking pictures of Peter now as he holds the masero tray and they are having a good time. He is obviously thoroughly shitfaced. I was so tempted to take a pic, and encouraged to do so by security; but I just can't be that guy. I knew that none of my friends or family would ever believe that I saw the actor that played a drunken whoremonger on HBO drunk at an actual whorehouse, but I just wanted to let him be a guy having fun.

I went through the metal detectors and past the curtains and my memory was refreshed by the hammer of absolute insanity that is Hong Kong. It was a Monday night, there was no place to sit and the talent was unbelievable (as per the usual). I was walking through the club just smiling and shaking my head thinking "jesus, it's only fucking Monday, there are so many girls". I don't remember early week being so busy on my last visit, but I was definitely not mad. Despite the action and excitement of HK (maybe because of it), I chose to head over to Chicago. I was travel weary, and was in the mood to enjoy a beer, some peace and quiet, and to have a place to sit down. As I was walking up to the corner texting a buddy of mine on my phone, one of Chicago's fine maseros approached me to recommend Chicago. I told him that I was already headed there. He of course walked me over telling me how he was going to take good care of me. I told him I've been there before, and had a great time and met a great girl. Once inside he found me a table and asked if I wanted a girl. I told him I just wanted a cerveza for now. There wasn't much going on, which was just fine. I enjoyed my drink while watching girls dance, and was eventually approached once again by Moises. He asked me if I was ready for company, I told him I was. He asked what I prefer, and I requested someone that spoke good english. He inquired as to what type of girl I prefer, I told him I didn't care about the build as long as she was a freak. I had scouted the talent while I was nursing my first drink, and didn't spot anything unacceptable by my standards. He brought over a girl with a badonkadonk and a half calling herself Shanderel. Her ass though natural, could only be described as "titanic", and was easily half the size of the table if not better; but I've never been afraid to climb that mountain. I bought her a few fichas while I enjoyed a few more cervezas making sure to take good care of Moises. She cuddled up to me as we chopped it up. I noticed I really liked her mouth and her soft skin (I have somewhat of a fetish for soft skin). We worked on negotiating an arriba and I was surprised when she asked $100. Being the hardened pro she is, I'm sure she noticed me casually taking care of the masero between rounds. That's on me I suppose, but I was having a good time so zero fucks given. I did let her know I was surprised at the ask. I made sure to tell her I would be needing besos at that price and she reluctantly agreed; which is good for her because at her ask it would have been a deal breaker had she balked. Honestly, I didn't feel like dickering, so up we went. I had really good luck last time with various girls agreeing to pics in the room, so I asked if I could get a few pics for a little extra. She told me no way, she had kids and did not wish to risk being identified by her tattoos. I respect that. The service wasn't stellar, but I didn't leave disappointed. I would definitely never repeat though, as I felt somewhat rushed, and the CBJ was rough.

I left in a better mood than I arrived, and I decided to head back to HK. I had been reading reports of Bar Tropical having upped it's game, so I decided to stop in there on my way back. I was in and out in probably two minutes. Not much happening, didn't see anything close to what is available in HK. I crossed the street and headed back into HK. This time, I easily found a place to perch after grabbing another beer at the bar. I was feeling much more relaxed, so I had a great time while my mind was once again was futilely trying to process the bottomless parade of dimes on the poles. Peter was in and out the whole time I was there Monday night and nobody fucked with him, which was refreshing. It reminded me of places like Manhattan, where celebrities can for the most part be themselves without interference. At one point as he was walking by, he did offer me a fist bump. I responded with an "I'm not worthy" bow from "Wayne's World" which seemed to confuse him due to what I assume was his state of intoxication, or perhaps he just never saw the movie. I did during the course of my birdwatching notice a particularly skilled dancer on the pole wearing absurd blonde extensions. She was halfway across the club from me, but still I could easily make out her somewhat defined abs, and her athleticism was obvious. I continued the status quo while enjoying the talent and entertainment from various vantage points. After an hour or two (time has no meaning in HK) I started feeling like I was running on fumes, and was getting ready to call it a night when I noticed the blonde girl with the abs had pulled up to the bar a few chairs away from me. I wanted to make a somewhat different approach while simultaneously giving an honest compliment, so I asked to feel her muscles while telling her how much I appreciated her performance earlier. That seemed to break the ice nicely and she relaxed noticeably. I offered a ficha and we shot the shit for a bit. During the course of conversation, she had me burst out in a roar of deep belly laughter when she tried to tell me it was her first day. I told her with a smart-ass grin that it was my first day too. She smiled, gave me the finger, and showed me her flight voucher on her phone. I reached into my pocket and pulled out my boarding pass from earlier that day. As we continued talking, she was naturally grinding on me and encouraging me to roam. She told me she loved my eyes (as I rolled them) which gave me an opening to compliment her abs. She asked me if I was going to fuck her. I told her I was tired, but I'd be back tomorrow and asked if she'd be working. She asked for my number as she told me her real name which I immediately forgot. She then typed out her working name on my phone (she was calling herself Cielo of all things) and I took a quick screenshot because my memory is complete shit for names as was re-established only moments prior. I had re-downloaded whatsapp prior to my trip for this exact situation. All the girls were using it on my last visit, and I figured things had probably not changed all that much. She took a screenshot of my digits off my app homescreen and made me pinky promise that I would come back for her the following night as I was departing.

I walked back to the hotel and gladly fell into my welcome bed.

More to come.

[Problems]

Unbeknownst to me this would prove a banner day.

So, I had been looking forward to doing more during my visit than just hanging out at the clubs and cruising the streets. I planned on going to the beach for at least one afternoon, and decided that I would see Rosarita on Tuesday, possibly Wednesday as well. I jumped out of bed after perhaps only 6 hours of sleep, checked my phone, and noticed that the window was closing for Ticuan's complimentary breakfast in about 25 minutes. I wanted to lay back down, but figured that if I filled my belly I'd have a better chance of actually returning to sleep for a bit prior to heading to the beach, so I washed my face and headed down to eat. Last time I stayed at Hotel Ticuan, the complimentary breakfast was served in the dining room. There were designated entrees and sides to chose from brought to the table by a server even, as one would expect from a restaurant. At that time, I was quite delighted with both the offerings and the service. This time however, not so much. I was informed by the staff at the dining area entrance that I needed to go back to reception for my voucher, and instructed to then walk back around the same dining area to the banquet room as the complimentary breakfast was now served buffet style. Collateral damage from covid. Yay. Out of habit, I focused primarily on coffee while I dicked around on my phone due to the fact that the food was pretty much trash. I did choke down some instant eggs and something very greasy that remotely resembled bacon along with some type of brothey picante stew meat with a little sliced onion and pepper happening in there. I headed up back to the room and discovered that the coffee (though weak) had awakened me enough that there was no way I'd be able to grab a little more sleep. Fuck it. I decided to just head to the beach, and figured I'd be able to perhaps grab a siesta upon my return. I checked uber to gauge the rates, but there were no cars showing available.

There are of course taxis in front of Ticuan at all hours of the day, and I approached the lead driver. I asked him how much it would be to go to the beach and he asked me what I'd pay. I could have sworn I saw 197 MX on the uber so I offer $10. The cabbie starts laughing and says "come on man, is far". He starts to balk at $20, so I tell him I'll add a $5 tip. About halfway to Rosarita I began to feel bad for insulting the cabbie; once I realized how far away we were travelling. One of my amigos used to stay in Playas, but that wasn't nearly as far by half in my estimation. During the ride, I did inquire as to food and drink at the beach, and the cabbie of course assured me he knew of the perfect place. The driver did make sure I got squared away at a nice beach club. I ended up seated at a table with framed palm fronds for an umbrella. I declined a cerveza and had some aqua instead (was hanging a bit from the night prior and / or sleep deprivation), and ordered an excellent pollo dish with beans and rice (I think it was enchiladas). There was an old guy that looked like he'd put at least 200 men in the dirt walking around with a whistle and a big bottle of tequila in a hip holster insisting that people have a shot. When he approached me, I politely declined. Not going to front, he frightened me a little. It was a pretty quaint experience. I enjoyed the salty breeze and my food while waiving off the endless line of trinket / trash vendors and grannies offering to braid my hair or give me a massage. About halfway through my stay at the beach club a very talented band of drummers and horn / clarinet players entertained the pavilion; it was nice. I text one of my buddies that stays in TJ and told him that I'd be at the beach for a bit, then would be heading back to the Zona in the evening. He was in San Diego running errands, but told me he'd be back in a few hours and suggested we hit the sushi place he introduced me to during my last stay. That sounded amazing, I wanted something light that wouldn't cause any further indigestion. Because I am so big brained, I forgot to pack antacid. That's just how I get down. Once the music started to become a cheerful annoyance, I decided to walk the strand and get my feet wet perhaps for a bit before I taxied back to Ticuan. I put in my earbuds and listened to some Wes Montgomery while watching the children play under the watchful eyes of their respective parents. It made me nostalgic, remembering when my kids were still young; all in all very relaxing. Got a lucky break as I was walking up to the spot where I had been dropped off earlier to find there was someone exiting a cab.

On my cab ride back, my amigo text me to advise that he would be back in less than two hours. I thought to myself "fuck the siesta, I guess I'll just grab some coffee at Oxxo and turn on the afterburners". Once at the hotel I downed a giant cup of intenso, grabbed a shower, and headed back to Hong Kong.

Now this is where the story picks up. Apologies, but I will have to digress here a bit (back to my prior stay in 2019) for some context. I had spent the lion's share of that prior visit (which was in fact my first) under the tutelage of my now amigo from OC whom served to not only be a great wingman, but also a much needed guide. I know you are reading this, so thank you once again. My first night there, he advised to save Hong Kong for last and to visit all the other clubs first, which proved to be the correct strategy. Regrettably, my mind overloaded from the torrent of available fine tits and ass, the reptile brain's switch was thrown, and I folded like a lawn chair long before we made it to HK. I banged a pretty decent chica from Chicago on the cheap if I remember correctly. To my dismay, I did end up spotting one later that night at HK that rang my bell big time. She was a petite little thing with her hair dyed blonde and that slightly asian exoticism that central american girls sometimes posess. At one point that same night my amigo was tipping her while she was dancing on the pole in front of us.

While looking up at her I noticed she had one of the most gorgeous pussies I had ever seen. It looked like it was out of a teen defloration video on the hub; like it had never even been breathed on. I saw her again while out with my amigo the following night, but had indulged in a double with two girls from H&S Latinas earlier that day, so I asked her if she'd be working the following night (my last day) and she told me she would be. The next night my other TJ amigo and I pull up to the HK bar by the front entrance so that he can cash in on his VIP card free drink, and low and behold there she is above me; dancing and looking down at me with a huge smile on her face. I'm joyfully thinking it's a lock while the music plays. Then to my surprise she gets down off the bar and walks the other direction once the song ends. While she was dancing, I was talking to my amigo and thus failed to notice that the guy to the other side of me was tipping her the whole time. My amigo filled me in after I started to scratch my head in bewilderment. It's been two years, but every now and again I would remember the lesson I learned that day; and lament that particular fish that got away.

Fast forward to Monday night. Though I figured there would be next to zero chance she'd still be working the Zona, against all odds I spotted "the one that got away" still working in HK. I knew it was her instantly, but didn't make an approach because I had just been with Miss Badonkadonk and a half in Chicago as per my prior report.

Well, Tuesday late afternoon I sit down at the HK bar after getting back from the beach planning on enjoying a few drinks while waiting for my amigo, and I'll be damned if "the one that got away" isn't dancing on the center platform near the entrance. As I'm enjoying my cerveza, she makes eye contact and starts smiling in between making lewd blowjob gestures with her hand while opening her lips, and tonguing her cheeks from the inside. Straight to the point and right up my alley. This goes on pretty much for the entirety of her dance performance as I'm trying my best not to lick my lips and laugh, but failing miserably. Not one to make the same mistake twice, I'm already at her feet as soon as the 3rd song ended and she's getting ready to step down. I tell her what I want, she tells me she wants $100, and we are off to see the Wizard of Robes. On my way up to the room I'm thinking to myself that there might actually be a god, and wondering if this is really happening. We head to the room and, wow. Just fucking wow. Her pussy was everything I thought it could be and more. Her mouth wasn't bad either. Very businesslike, but totally worth the wait. She told me she calls herself "Zunkey", whatever that means.

I neglected to mention in my first report that on Monday night while in the HK casa de bano I noticed Cohiba Cubanos for sale on the sink by the towel guy and to my delight they were only $10. Interestingly enough, I was working on one when I was having a drink with the self proclaimed newbie sporting the juicy abs. I was taking great care to choke her out with the second hand smoke as much as possible while she was trying to enjoy her ficha. I'm a gentleman like that. Naturally after such an epic encounter with "Zunkey", I'm headed straight to the WC to grab a cuban to enjoy with yet another Sol while I bathe in the post coitus afterglow. I work on the stogie and Polish off a couple more cervezas while just enjoying the scenery waiting to hear from my inbound amigo. As the minutes passed I notice the girls just keep coming. Perfection in every direction. As impossible as it sounds, it seemed like the quality of the girls had improved by at least 10% from the night before. I'm laughing and thinking to myself "this place is ridiculous". I messaged a couple of my buddies and told them that it was like there was a magic portal somewhere in the club that leads to the dimension of perfect 10's and they just keep flowing in: stunner, after stunner, after stunner. Finally I see my amigo walk in. He apologizes and tells me that he had forgotten that the sushi place closes on Tuesdays, but suggests the place caddy-corner to the infamous taco stand outside HK. I was familiar with the place; he and I ate there last time I visited. All I can think of is that I hadn't eaten since the beach, I had worked up an appetite with "Zunkey", and I'm about ready to eat my boots.

We go there and sit down at the bar, I grab some more coffee. This place is already kicking the shit out of me. I was just going to go with a generic hamburger, but when the bartender / server asks me if I want it made from shrimp or chicken because she has no beef, I just go with the same club sandwich that my amigo had ordered. Though in retrospect, a burger made of shrimp does sound compelling if nothing else. Once we finished eating, my buddy tells me he wants to show me his new place so we walk about half a block from the restaurant and he hang out at his casa for a bit. Now my buddy had mentioned earlier that he was feeling "a little randy" and was wanting to cruise for a paradita. I ask him as we are walking back towards the clubs if he wants to just head straight to the alley, or if he wants to go to HK to warm up first. He thinks about it for a moment and choses the latter. Right about that time it occurs to me that the newbie with the abs was supposed to be working, so I figured I'd keep an eye out for her while in HK. While we were out HK filled up, there was nowhere to sit anywhere in the front. We grab some drinks and just kinda do the wandering around thing while my amigo talks to a few of the staff members that he knows. As we are meandering around, my amigo runs into a bar girl that he knows very well. She wraps him up and drags us to a table along with one of her friends. As it turns out, her friend (though a little old for a HK girl. Come to think of it they both were) had really nice natural bombs and super soft skin. Her english was infinitely better than my espanol, so we were able to talk and get to know each other a bit while we were all drinking. She tells me she calls herself Christine or Christina, I honestly can't remember which, but I'm going to use the "E" ending for the report. Right about the time her and are discussing an impending arriba, I feel my phone vibrate and see that the newbie with the abs calling herself Cielo had messaged me on whatsapp asking me where I was, and telling me she wants to see me. How could it possibly be any other way, right? I tell her I'm at HK and that I want to see her also, and ask her if she is working the following day. I'm thinking the chances of her finding me are slim, but I don't waste any time taking Christine arriba. Now, while Christine and I had been sitting and drinking, "Zunkey" was standing not far from us and I asked Christine if she knew "that little blonde over there". She asked why, and because I play too much I shrugged my shoulders innocently before replying "no reason" and start laughing softly. She looked me straight in the eyes and said "you fucked her didn't you?" I had a big smile on my face and said "I know her a little bit". Not long after that I asked Christine if she was a betting woman, and if so who she would bet could fuck me better, her or "that blonde over there"? All in good fun. Not sure if it had any influence on the outcome, but Christine fucked me stupid. I was seeing stars when it was over. That's what I get for being a smartass. I did think to ask Christine for some photos, but she wanted to wait until after the main event. As it turned out we were both sweaty messes afterwards, so I passed. It's worth mentioning that when we went up to the first short time room at Cascadas, Christine found a big wet spot on the end of the bed, so we switched rooms. No hassle from the staff though. After, I said my goodbyes and headed back to Ticuan to sleep like the dead.

More to come.

[GdAloha]

Decided to take a short trip to TJ. Checked out all the main clubs, lots of great talent. Didn't have much time so, I decided not to fork out good money for a club girl. Ran into a familiar street girl I occasionally see. $20 to her and $5 for the room. Got a good session and ended with CIF again. Go out and enjoy fellas. She covered up a little so I could take a pic, sweet girl.

[Problems]

How was I to know?

So. I've come to the conclusion that it is difficult not to red line in TJ. I've had that issue on both visits, maybe it's still the novelty of it all. Or maybe this trip it was because I pined to return for so long. In any event, I don't remember getting much sleep Tuesday night Wednesday morning, but neither do I remember feeling tired or drained when I was on my way down to the buffet. This time I just focused on coffee, fruit and a slice of toast. When I was hanging with my TJ amigo the day prior he had mentioned how much he enjoyed the TJ baseball team's playoff game he had attended (he's a sportsbook guy) and had suggested we go Wednesday, but I was already feeling the squeeze of my impending departure. I wasn't wanting to repeat at the beach again either, I was wanting to stay in the Zona. A few weeks before my trip I had posted on the board that I would be in the Zona, and invited anyone that may be in the neighborhood to reach out if they wanted to meet up. As it happens, I had received a pm from a dude Tuesday wanting to meet up Wednesday late afternoon. We exchanged digits etc, I told him to just reach out when he was settled in to Cascadas. Day two had pretty much been a slam dunk for me, so any trouble I could get myself into on day three was just going to be icing on the cake as far as I was concerned. I was really wanting to make it about the meet up. I remember how grateful I was for my guide my first trip and I was excited to pay it forward if applicable, otherwise to just enjoy good company if the guy was already savvy regarding the Zona. Not that I'm "savvy" by any means when it comes to TJ, but I could show him what little I know. There were a few items that I wanted to address for myself on my last day though. I wanted to hit the farmacia by the wax museum, I wanted another paradita experience (had a good one my first trip), and I wanted to try to hook up with the "newbie" if possible. Shouldn't prove too difficult of an agenda.

While I was having coffee, toast, and fruit (I refuse to refer to it as breakfast) my TJ amigo had text me wondering if I wanted to meet up again, possibly for some sushi this time. I text him my plans, and suggest we meet up at the sportsbook or sushi one once I finish my errands. I showered and wanted to look for a street girl before I bought some vitamins for the road. I made my way down to the "track" for lack of a better word, and made a lazy deliberate lap. I did see a few lookers, younger girls that looked club quality, but only a few. One of them got snagged while I was lapping, so I was thinking of approaching another one that I had passed before I even got to the main loop. As I was climbing back up the hill I saw a chica spinner that was a bit petite for my taste, looked well seasoned, and not a knockout by any stretch of the imagination; but she was cute enough and certainly had the best smile of anyone I had seen by a country mile. Most of the girls had not even looked up from their phones as I walked past them. I remembered on my last trip most of the girls would "ch ch ch" at me as I walked by, but barely any had done that this stay. Knowing hardly any spanish, approaching a paradita is much more difficult for me than interacting in the clubs; frankly due to the pronounced language barrier when on the street. I had walked by the chica spinner and was at the top of the hill looking east at the arch trying to decide if I wanted to cross the intersection and approach the first hot young girl that had caught my eye. For some reason I glanced back towards the spinner. She was looking back over her shoulder at me beaming that same inviting smile. It was the push I needed to overcome my inhibition so I made an approach. Stumbling over my broken spanish I ask her how much for everything. I hope I had at least the decency to open the dialogue with an ola, but I can't remember anything other than concentrating hard on what I needed to say. When she asked $40 I was once again surprised, just like I was in Chicago on my first night. I'm almost positive the paradita I was with on my first trip only asked $20. I make sure we are talking all positions with no clothes. I remembered at least that much. I was already not thrilled with the ask, I wasn't wanting any upsell bullshit once we made it to short time. Did I mention I really liked her smile? I reminded myself that a really great smile is a trait that all liars share.

She leads me a short way back down the hill to whichever hotel we ended up in. I had some pesos left over from my TJ amigo's share of our dinner the other night, and the 90 peso room was a convenient way for me to ditch that 100 peso bill that had been burning a hole in my wallet. The short time looked like it was worth about the $5 I was charged, and it was humid up there. I was looking forward to working up a good cleansing sweat. She told me she calls herself "Zoe". We got off to a bumpy start because despite my generous offer, she was balking at the CBJ and had the gall to ask $20 more for oral. I just stared at her and eventually countered with "todo para $40" then she started giving me this bullshit sob story about her daughter and asked for $10. I stuck to my guns and played stupid gringo and she finally got on with the show. The hummer was decent, but the sex was spectacular and erased the annoyance from the upsell bullshit. She had taken off her long sleeved top for the sex and I tried not to look at the extensive bruising on her right shoulder and left forearm. After I got up off her, I threw her another $20 for the great fuck. While I was getting dressed she pointed to the marks (as if anyone with functional eyesight would not notice them) and tried to pull at my heart strings, referencing "the bad man" in a pathetic attempt for a sympathy tip which ironically caused me to regret the gratuity I had just given her. You have to take the bad with the good I suppose, but no repeat ever as she left a bad taste in my mouth.

Now that the needy bastard between my legs had been fed breakfast, I headed over to farmacia. I was a little thrown by the yellow police tape at the entrance and exit. Since it was early afternoon I though perhaps they were on lunch break, but I finally noticed the little doorbell / buzzers. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, it takes me a minute. Once that was squared away I walked back to Ticuan for another shower. As I approach my room, I notice housekeeping is just finishing up. I drink a little bit of water and check my phone while I wait. My TJ amigo is watching the last bit of baseball while planning his books and still wants to meet up for sushi. He invites me to his place to watch the last innings of the game, I tell him I'll head down after my shower. Once the housekeeping finishes, I walk into the room and go to grab another bottle of water, but the lady had neglected to leave any. I walked back out to the hallway to catch her before she gets away and she is kind enough to hand me 2 bottles. Regrettably, I had to soap up one of the hand towels to wash my ass once in the shower, because the maid must keep the clean wash cloths next to the water.

I made it back down to my buddy's place just in time to see the last three outs of the game. He was not happy, he had lost his bet or parlay perhaps. We make a quick stop at the Caliente sportsbook in the alley before we stop for sushi. Sushi one is still on point and REALLY hit the spot. A few women that looked like off-shift bar girls and a masero from AB stop by while we dined. This dude that owns the Sushi place has the right idea, I bet he is making a killing and the scenery can't be beat. While we are finishing up I receive a text from the dude from the board that wanted to meet up; he's checking in to Cascadas. I let him know my TJ Amigo and I are headed to the sportsbook to have a quiet beer, and suggest he call me when he is settled in. Not long after, we are drinking at Caliente and I get a call from dude. He is down with grabbing a beer at the sportsbook, but he is not familiar so I tell him to just wait for me outside of Cascadas and I'll head over.

We ended up having some beer while we all got acquainted. It seems my new TJ amigo is very well traveled and calm with a good sense of humor. We swap some stories. I am curious about SE Asia so I am paying close attention when he chooses to share some of his experiences from that particular heaven on earth. A cheerful fellow, I was very glad to have made his acquaintance. My sports-betting buddy dips out and my new amigo wants to have a look about. We make a lazy lap and take a look at the paraditas while on our way to the farmacia. My new partner in crime grabs what I assume must be blues while I wait in front of the wax museum, and I start to get exited because he's ready to go to HK. On our way over I message the newbie to see what time she starts. She gets back to me right away and tells me she's already there. From the pics she sent it looks like she is eating at Azul. My new amigo and I pull up at the HK front bar and order some drinks. Out of the blue this hag in black lace with jacked teeth walks up smiling. She pulls out her tit while I'm trying to waive her off and to my horror tries to rub it on me while squeezing her lactating nipple to expel some leche. I was thinking to myself "how in the fuck did SHE get in here? A glitch in the matrix. Obviously. I shake that abomination out of my mind, and we are all smiles from here on out. I'm trying to reign in my obnoxiousness, but I'm getting super amped and the talent is on point. I have to give my new amigo some credit here. While we were at the sportsbook he said something I considered very profound in it's conciseness. We were talking about all things HK and the stupid-hot level of talent in particular. I told him how I try to describe it to my boys that haven't been down, and he said something to the effect of "I don't even try to describe HK anymore. It just comes off as an exaggeration". Props bro if you are reading this. Very well said. While we are oogling I asked my buddy periodically if he's seen anything he likes enough to make his move. He's playing it cool and taking his time. I get a message from the newbie telling me she's on her way down in 10 minutes or so. Now I notice a chica dancing in the middle that had caught my eye one of the nights prior. A tall slender girl with glasses and a bit of a homely face relatively speaking. I point her out to my newfound wingman, and advise that I have her in mind as backup if for whatever reason the newbie flakes or gets snagged before she gets to me. I boast that I have a natural gift for being able to peg girls with great pussies and tell him: "you know, I bet she has a phenomenal pussy". The girl with the glasses finishes dancing and heads straight to me. Her curiosity perhaps got the best of her as she is wanting to know what we were carrying on about while we were watching her dance. I do my best to explain that I saw her the other night yada yada. I left out the part about my pussy hypothesis. Then as if by rote, she starts grinding her ass on me. I must say, she has a very nice one, and very soft skin. I'm getting a little tingly as I write this. Though in truth, I was not the biggest fan of the red fishnet catsuit. I really hate fishnet. Anyway, I tell her I'm waiting on someone and ask her how late she's on duty. I'm thinking of maybe making a double play, depending. She gracefully exits, but not before (and I swear I'm not making this up) pulling down her panties and for the briefest of moments exposing the front of her pussy. My new amigo gets excited and exclaims "you called it!, you called it!" as we share a fist bump.

And there are people walking around today that still don't believe life is a simulation. Sigh.

I'm starting to get antsy and I check my phone for any updates. Nothing. My buddy eventually asked me "so where's your girl? I shrugged my shoulders. Not too long after that, the newbie finally makes her appearance as she hops up on top of the bar. I took great delight in watching my new wingman's jaw drop. I leaned over and said "yeah, that's her" while nodding my head. She makes her way over to where I'm sitting and starts giving me a show. I encourage my amigo to feel her quads while she is squatting in front of us. She has great tone and definition that reflect her athleticism. Then I tipped her. I'm a good sport like that. She finished her little routine, turns her back to me, walks to the other end of the bar and climbs down. I have twisted flashes of deja-vu as she walks away without even glancing in my direction and heads to the back area. I give my buddy a confused look and sigh. An exasperated "******" exits my lips as I'm shaking my head and we both grin. "God, I love ******. I guess it's going to be the girl in the glasses" I say with a strained smile; but in truth it's not feeling very nice, precious. I remind myself that there is probably a rational explanation, certainly there must be assignments for the performers. I put it out of my mind and figure something good is going to happen on my last night either way, I might as well be patient and enjoy both the show and my new amigo's company. No enthusiast is ever at a loss for options at HK, unless of course he's out of dinero. We continue to observe and enjoy, I prod my buddy and ask if anything has yet caught his eye. I think to check my phone and see that Cielo has messaged me "what's the plan?" followed by " five minutes later. I'm thinking that she's probably as confused as I am and was most likely expecting me to shoot my shot while she was in front of me. I message back "my plan is you" after google translating it to espanol. I figure I should at least make an effort. Not long after that, I see her on the other side of the club making her way past where I'm sitting and head back to the little cubby on the other side of the WCs. At this point I am completely baffled.

Finally after what seems like an eternity (but in reality was only a few minutes), I see the newbie with the juicy abs calling herself Cielo headed straight for me with a big smile on her face. She practically jumps into my arms and wraps me in a big hug. I can't remember clearly if that's when the kissing started, but she definitely put me in a weird space at some point with the excessive PDA, but I'm a good sport and rolled with it. I order her a ficha and she's asking me about my new amigo, asks me if he wants a girl. I tell her I think he wants to find his own girl, but she waves over one of her friends. I came to find out later that night that she's been running around in a clique consisting of the 3 newest girls, and the one headed to my buddy is one of the 3. My new amigo has a pretty excellent poker face, but he seems to be enjoying his new found attention. Cielo definitely has mine. I start laughing uncontrollably, and exclaim to my amigo "I went from zero to horny in" and snap the fingers on my left hand for emphasis. Well, I think we all know where this story is headed. Much to my surprise, my amigo indicates he is taking Cielo's friend up to his room when I explain that I am going to break off for the arriba. All 4 of us head up to Cascadas together. I wish him luck as he and his date disappear into the dimension of primal debauchery via the elevator, and the newbie and I make our way to the short time desk. While we are in the process of everything I start wondering to myself "maybe this girl really IS new". I had noticed she is awkward in the heels here and there, and does not seem to be savvy with the ticket and drink protocol, etc. While reserving the short time. No matter. Truthfully I could care less either way, other than a point of curiosity. We get to the room, and I'm wanting to rinse off a little, just due to walking around in the humidity earlier in the day. Fortunately for me, the shower was working pretty much not at all. A pathetic little stream rivaling a 90 year old with an enlarged prostate's flow is coming out of the shower head, is slightly more than a drip, and feels ice cold. I'm fucking around with the handle thinking I've got it going the wrong way or something. No use, I just do the best I can to splash myself well enough to wash off most of the afternoon's sweat. The newbie asks me if I want to request a different room, but I'm trying not to get irritated and really excited to get on with it. She motions me over to the bed and reminds me that Cielo is not her real name and tells me to call her "Katia". I tell her that was a popular name where I stayed when I lived abroad; which is good for me because that will make it easy to remember. She had been pretty over the top in the club with her affection and very kissy, which quite frankly I'm not used to at HK or any of the clubs for that matter. Once we are alone in the room she kicked it up a notch. She was all over me and kissing me like she loved me. I tried to be cool and just focus on the sex but her latina sorcery was irresistible. Once we were finished and I had shaken off my usual post coitus fit of laughter, I started to put my clothes back on while feeling like we were coming up on the clock. She called me back down to the bed and told me how much she loves to hug and tried to teach me to say "hug" in espanol. Because I'm weak and can't say no, I succumb to her wishes and we cuddled. She whispers to me in perfect english "that was a special moment". Now I'm back in the weird space, but naturally I'm wanting to love it. The embrace was comforting but short lived and it wasn't long before the familiar knocking came.

We decided to return to the bar and have a few more drinks. On the way down we ran into her friend who had just spent time with my amigo. I text him to let him know we were back down in HK. He texts me back to tell me the girl wore him and out. He just wants to rest and eat; so Katia and I grab a table and a few more beers. Her friend joined us for a bit and Katia offered her a ficha from the bucket I had bought her. We all just hung out. Katia is told me that she's not really feeling the gig, doesn't think it's for her and doesn't wish to continue at HK. I do my best to reply in broken espanol "travalo difficil, comprende". The third wheel of the newbie triplets stopped by and that one definitely looked like a deer in headlights. I wondered again "could this chica REALLY be new?" It all started to seem very surreal. The PDA continued. I'm relaxed though and tried to enjoy it. In reality, I'm didn't have to try very hard. Katia used her phone to show me where she comes from and is asking me if I will come to visit, and told me she could teach me to scuba dive. I remind her "no habla" and told her she would love Vegas and should visit sometime. She said "not possible" and referenced the current visa situation. After that, the conversation lightened up a bit, we laughed and had fun. She was still very affectionate, and continued love bombing me with kisses etc, but by this time I had fully surrendered to it. She at one point asked me what I had done the day prior. I told her I fucked two girls. Ironically "Zunkey" was in view from our vantage point though her back was to us. I casually pointed her out and said "she was one of them". Then I was treated to Katia's opinion of precisely how ugly the poor girl was. I was not particularly amused, neither was I surprised. They are cute at that age. Hopefully it was just a charade, or she was just playing. I told Katia I had planned on fucking "her" tonight had we not been able to meet up, and pointed out the girl with the glasses who was standing even closer to us. Interestingly, before I had met Katia I had no idea how poor my taste was in women. I'm glad she was there to clear things up for me. I used Katia's phone and google translate to ask her why she was so hateful. Out of spite, I motioned the chica with fishnet and glasses to the table and repeatedly offered her a ficha from the bucket. Due to the expression of all the chicas at the table I'm guessing I must have committed a slight faux pas. The fishnet clad girl with the glasses looked like her eyes were going to bug out of her head. Her english was on par with my spanish but she finally made me understand that I should approach her when I was "finished with the other girls", and excused herself. Good times, I found it hilarious. I relish all things awkward and chaotic; I'm twisted like that. Anyway, I suppose I can't be taken anywhere regardless of how I'm dressed. Katia cheerfully informed me the other girl wouldn't take one because "they have my name on them". Apparently my ignorance is as vast as the Montana sky, which I've always been comfortable with. We hung out for a bit more, then to my delight it was Katia's turn to dance. She did a number in what I think of as "the soapy pit" on the alley side of the club where the girls do the shaving cream / dildo shows, pretty much right in front of our booth. She killed it. I was proud of her in a once-removed type of way. Thankfully she was in the bathroom after her performance when Christine from the other night happened by. Christine noticed me, gave me a big smile "ola baby!" , and leaned in to give me a little peck and squeeze my hand. I looked over at Katia's amiga and produced a wry grin. Once Katia came back with her tall stack, we clapped and cheered for her and she asked if her dance was good. I pointed to the stack of ones she had laid down and said "you KNOW it was good! I told her while she was gone that the second girl I fucked yesterday had stopped by. When she gave me an incredulous look I said "ask your friend". The spoke rapidly in spanish, I caught nothing of it other than the visible nodding. They were probably talking about how ugly Christine was. As the fichas in the ice bucket dwindled I was considering my exit strategy. I knew that I would need to leave Ticuan early in the morning to get back to San Diego airport in plenty of time for my 12:35 flight back to Vegas. So it finally came to that point where we broke out google translate. Katia asked me the familiar "what's the plan?" I told her I had an early flight and would need to leave soon to prepare. She asked me when would we see each other again. I typed in "I'm no prophet". I saw what looked like a brief flash of pain or disappointment cross her face, and she had tears in her eyes. "Latina sorcery" I remind myself. She typed in "I'm really glad I met you". The way she's looked at me catapulted me back into the weird space. She gave me the deep kiss goodbye, hugging me like a constrictor. Not for the first time since we came down from the room, I'm oblivious to the fact that we are in a crowded strip club. For a moment there is only the two of us. When it was over it was difficult to say goodbye.

The walk back to Ticuan was blurry and felt like heartache.

It occurred to me that every now and then someone can break through and remind you that you are still alive; and oddly it is painful.

I wondered if I'll ever stop playing with fire.

I wondered how long I would miss her.

I was on my way to work yesterday (back in the real world) when I had a clear succinct memory of her and I joking around that first night with the plane tickets and discussing a possible future arriba. I had told her (mostly with hand gestures) that I wanted her to "break me" while giving her a smart-ass smile. Be careful what you wish for.

She broke my heart in record time. For that, I will always love her.

How was I to know?

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How was I to know?

So. I've come to the conclusion that it is difficult not to red line in TJ. I've had that issue on both visits, maybe it's still the novelty of it all. Or maybe this trip it was because I pined to return for so long. In any event, I don't remember getting much sleep Tuesday night Wednesday morning, but neither do I remember feeling tired or drained when I was on my way down to the buffet. This time I just focused on coffee, fruit and a slice of toast. When I was hanging with my TJ amigo the day prior he had mentioned how much he enjoyed the TJ baseball team's playoff game he had attended (he's a sportsbook guy) and had suggested we go Wednesday, but I was already feeling the squeeze of my impending departure. I wasn't wanting to repeat at the beach again either, I was wanting to stay in the Zona. A few weeks before my trip I had posted on the board that I would be in the Zona, and invited anyone that may be in the neighborhood to reach out if they wanted to meet up. As it happens, I had received a pm from a dude Tuesday wanting to meet up Wednesday late afternoon. We exchanged digits etc, I told him to just reach out when he was settled in to Cascadas. Day two had pretty much been a slam dunk for me, so any trouble I could get myself into on day three was just going to be icing on the cake as far as I was concerned. I was really wanting to make it about the meet up. I remember how grateful I was for my guide my first trip and I was excited to pay it forward if applicable, otherwise to just enjoy good company if the guy was already savvy regarding the Zona. Not that I'm "savvy" by any means when it comes to TJ, but I could show him what little I know. There were a few items that I wanted to address for myself on my last day though. I wanted to hit the farmacia by the wax museum, I wanted another paradita experience (had a good one my first trip), and I wanted to try to hook up with the "newbie" if possible. Shouldn't prove too difficult of an agenda.

While I was having coffee, toast, and fruit (I refuse to refer to it as breakfast) my TJ amigo had text me wondering if I wanted to meet up again, possibly for some sushi this time. I text him my plans, and suggest we meet up at the sportsbook or sushi one once I finish my errands. I showered and wanted to look for a street girl before I bought some vitamins for the road. I made my way down to the "track" for lack of a better word, and made a lazy deliberate lap. I did see a few lookers, younger girls that looked club quality, but only a few. One of them got snagged while I was lapping, so I was thinking of approaching another one that I had passed before I even got to the main loop. As I was climbing back up the hill I saw a chica spinner that was a bit petite for my taste, looked well seasoned, and not a knockout by any stretch of the imagination; but she was cute enough and certainly had the best smile of anyone I had seen by a country mile. Most of the girls had not even looked up from their phones as I walked past them. I remembered on my last trip most of the girls would "ch ch ch" at me as I walked by, but barely any had done that this stay. Knowing hardly any spanish, approaching a paradita is much more difficult for me than interacting in the clubs; frankly due to the pronounced language barrier when on the street. I had walked by the chica spinner and was at the top of the hill looking east at the arch trying to decide if I wanted to cross the intersection and approach the first hot young girl that had caught my eye. For some reason I glanced back towards the spinner. She was looking back over her shoulder at me beaming that same inviting smile. It was the push I needed to overcome my inhibition so I made an approach. Stumbling over my broken spanish I ask her how much for everything. I hope I had at least the decency to open the dialogue with an ola, but I can't remember anything other than concentrating hard on what I needed to say. When she asked $40 I was once again surprised, just like I was in Chicago on my first night. I'm almost positive the paradita I was with on my first trip only asked $20. I make sure we are talking all positions with no clothes. I remembered at least that much. I was already not thrilled with the ask, I wasn't wanting any upsell bullshit once we made it to short time. Did I mention I really liked her smile? I reminded myself that a really great smile is a trait that all liars share.

She leads me a short way back down the hill to whichever hotel we ended up in. I had some pesos left over from my TJ amigo's share of our dinner the other night, and the 90 peso room was a convenient way for me to ditch that 100 peso bill that had been burning a hole in my wallet. The short time looked like it was worth about the $5 I was charged, and it was humid up there. I was looking forward to working up a good cleansing sweat. She told me she calls herself "Zoe". We got off to a bumpy start because despite my generous offer, she was balking at the CBJ and had the gall to ask $20 more for oral. I just stared at her and eventually countered with "todo para $40" then she started giving me this bullshit sob story about her daughter and asked for $10. I stuck to my guns and played stupid gringo and she finally got on with the show. The hummer was decent, but the sex was spectacular and erased the annoyance from the upsell bullshit. She had taken off her long sleeved top for the sex and I tried not to look at the extensive bruising on her right shoulder and left forearm. After I got up off her, I threw her another $20 for the great fuck. While I was getting dressed she pointed to the marks (as if anyone with functional eyesight would not notice them) and tried to pull at my heart strings, referencing "the bad man" in a pathetic attempt for a sympathy tip which ironically caused me to regret the gratuity I had just given her. You have to take the bad with the good I suppose, but no repeat ever as she left a bad taste in my mouth.

Now that the needy bastard between my legs had been fed breakfast, I headed over to farmacia. I was a little thrown by the yellow police tape at the entrance and exit. Since it was early afternoon I though perhaps they were on lunch break, but I finally noticed the little doorbell / buzzers. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, it takes me a minute. Once that was squared away I walked back to Ticuan for another shower. As I approach my room, I notice housekeeping is just finishing up. I drink a little bit of water and check my phone while I wait. My TJ amigo is watching the last bit of baseball while planning his books and still wants to meet up for sushi. He invites me to his place to watch the last innings of the game, I tell him I'll head down after my shower. Once the housekeeping finishes, I walk into the room and go to grab another bottle of water, but the lady had neglected to leave any. I walked back out to the hallway to catch her before she gets away and she is kind enough to hand me 2 bottles. Regrettably, I had to soap up one of the hand towels to wash my ass once in the shower, because the maid must keep the clean wash cloths next to the water.

I made it back down to my buddy's place just in time to see the last three outs of the game. He was not happy, he had lost his bet or parlay perhaps. We make a quick stop at the Caliente sportsbook in the alley before we stop for sushi. Sushi one is still on point and REALLY hit the spot. A few women that looked like off-shift bar girls and a masero from AB stop by while we dined. This dude that owns the Sushi place has the right idea, I bet he is making a killing and the scenery can't be beat. While we are finishing up I receive a text from the dude from the board that wanted to meet up; he's checking in to Cascadas. I let him know my TJ Amigo and I are headed to the sportsbook to have a quiet beer, and suggest he call me when he is settled in. Not long after, we are drinking at Caliente and I get a call from dude. He is down with grabbing a beer at the sportsbook, but he is not familiar so I tell him to just wait for me outside of Cascadas and I'll head over.

We ended up having some beer while we all got acquainted. It seems my new TJ amigo is very well traveled and calm with a good sense of humor. We swap some stories. I am curious about SE Asia so I am paying close attention when he chooses to share some of his experiences from that particular heaven on earth. A cheerful fellow, I was very glad to have made his acquaintance. My sports-betting buddy dips out and my new amigo wants to have a look about. We make a lazy lap and take a look at the paraditas while on our way to the farmacia. My new partner in crime grabs what I assume must be blues while I wait in front of the wax museum, and I start to get exited because he's ready to go to HK. On our way over I message the newbie to see what time she starts. She gets back to me right away and tells me she's already there. From the pics she sent it looks like she is eating at Azul. My new amigo and I pull up at the HK front bar and order some drinks. Out of the blue this hag in black lace with jacked teeth walks up smiling. She pulls out her tit while I'm trying to waive her off and to my horror tries to rub it on me while squeezing her lactating nipple to expel some leche. I was thinking to myself "how in the fuck did SHE get in here? A glitch in the matrix. Obviously. I shake that abomination out of my mind, and we are all smiles from here on out. I'm trying to reign in my obnoxiousness, but I'm getting super amped and the talent is on point. I have to give my new amigo some credit here. While we were at the sportsbook he said something I considered very profound in it's conciseness. We were talking about all things HK and the stupid-hot level of talent in particular. I told him how I try to describe it to my boys that haven't been down, and he said something to the effect of "I don't even try to describe HK anymore. It just comes off as an exaggeration". Props bro if you are reading this. Very well said. While we are oogling I asked my buddy periodically if he's seen anything he likes enough to make his move. He's playing it cool and taking his time. I get a message from the newbie telling me she's on her way down in 10 minutes or so. Now I notice a chica dancing in the middle that had caught my eye one of the nights prior. A tall slender girl with glasses and a bit of a homely face relatively speaking. I point her out to my newfound wingman, and advise that I have her in mind as backup if for whatever reason the newbie flakes or gets snagged before she gets to me. I boast that I have a natural gift for being able to peg girls with great pussies and tell him: "you know, I bet she has a phenomenal pussy". The girl with the glasses finishes dancing and heads straight to me. Her curiosity perhaps got the best of her as she is wanting to know what we were carrying on about while we were watching her dance. I do my best to explain that I saw her the other night yada yada. I left out the part about my pussy hypothesis. Then as if by rote, she starts grinding her ass on me. I must say, she has a very nice one, and very soft skin. I'm getting a little tingly as I write this. Though in truth, I was not the biggest fan of the red fishnet catsuit. I really hate fishnet. Anyway, I tell her I'm waiting on someone and ask her how late she's on duty. I'm thinking of maybe making a double play, depending. She gracefully exits, but not before (and I swear I'm not making this up) pulling down her panties and for the briefest of moments exposing the front of her pussy. My new amigo gets excited and exclaims "you called it!, you called it!" as we share a fist bump.

And there are people walking around today that still don't believe life is a simulation. Sigh.

I'm starting to get antsy and I check my phone for any updates. Nothing. My buddy eventually asked me "so where's your girl? I shrugged my shoulders. Not too long after that, the newbie finally makes her appearance as she hops up on top of the bar. I took great delight in watching my new wingman's jaw drop. I leaned over and said "yeah, that's her" while nodding my head. She makes her way over to where I'm sitting and starts giving me a show. I encourage my amigo to feel her quads while she is squatting in front of us. She has great tone and definition that reflect her athleticism. Then I tipped her. I'm a good sport like that. She finished her little routine, turns her back to me, walks to the other end of the bar and climbs down. I have twisted flashes of deja-vu as she walks away without even glancing in my direction and heads to the back area. I give my buddy a confused look and sigh. An exasperated "******" exits my lips as I'm shaking my head and we both grin. "God, I love ******. I guess it's going to be the girl in the glasses" I say with a strained smile; but in truth it's not feeling very nice, precious. I remind myself that there is probably a rational explanation, certainly there must be assignments for the performers. I put it out of my mind and figure something good is going to happen on my last night either way, I might as well be patient and enjoy both the show and my new amigo's company. No enthusiast is ever at a loss for options at HK, unless of course he's out of dinero. We continue to observe and enjoy, I prod my buddy and ask if anything has yet caught his eye. I think to check my phone and see that Cielo has messaged me "what's the plan?" followed by " five minutes later. I'm thinking that she's probably as confused as I am and was most likely expecting me to shoot my shot while she was in front of me. I message back "my plan is you" after google translating it to espanol. I figure I should at least make an effort. Not long after that, I see her on the other side of the club making her way past where I'm sitting and head back to the little cubby on the other side of the WCs. At this point I am completely baffled.

Finally after what seems like an eternity (but in reality was only a few minutes), I see the newbie with the juicy abs calling herself Cielo headed straight for me with a big smile on her face. She practically jumps into my arms and wraps me in a big hug. I can't remember clearly if that's when the kissing started, but she definitely put me in a weird space at some point with the excessive PDA, but I'm a good sport and rolled with it. I order her a ficha and she's asking me about my new amigo, asks me if he wants a girl. I tell her I think he wants to find his own girl, but she waves over one of her friends. I came to find out later that night that she's been running around in a clique consisting of the 3 newest girls, and the one headed to my buddy is one of the 3. My new amigo has a pretty excellent poker face, but he seems to be enjoying his new found attention. Cielo definitely has mine. I start laughing uncontrollably, and exclaim to my amigo "I went from zero to horny in" and snap the fingers on my left hand for emphasis. Well, I think we all know where this story is headed. Much to my surprise, my amigo indicates he is taking Cielo's friend up to his room when I explain that I am going to break off for the arriba. All 4 of us head up to Cascadas together. I wish him luck as he and his date disappear into the dimension of primal debauchery via the elevator, and the newbie and I make our way to the short time desk. While we are in the process of everything I start wondering to myself "maybe this girl really IS new". I had noticed she is awkward in the heels here and there, and does not seem to be savvy with the ticket and drink protocol, etc. While reserving the short time. No matter. Truthfully I could care less either way, other than a point of curiosity. We get to the room, and I'm wanting to rinse off a little, just due to walking around in the humidity earlier in the day. Fortunately for me, the shower was working pretty much not at all. A pathetic little stream rivaling a 90 year old with an enlarged prostate's flow is coming out of the shower head, is slightly more than a drip, and feels ice cold. I'm fucking around with the handle thinking I've got it going the wrong way or something. No use, I just do the best I can to splash myself well enough to wash off most of the afternoon's sweat. The newbie asks me if I want to request a different room, but I'm trying not to get irritated and really excited to get on with it. She motions me over to the bed and reminds me that Cielo is not her real name and tells me to call her "Katia". I tell her that was a popular name where I stayed when I lived abroad; which is good for me because that will make it easy to remember. She had been pretty over the top in the club with her affection and very kissy, which quite frankly I'm not used to at HK or any of the clubs for that matter. Once we are alone in the room she kicked it up a notch. She was all over me and kissing me like she loved me. I tried to be cool and just focus on the sex but her latina sorcery was irresistible. Once we were finished and I had shaken off my usual post coitus fit of laughter, I started to put my clothes back on while feeling like we were coming up on the clock. She called me back down to the bed and told me how much she loves to hug and tried to teach me to say "hug" in espanol. Because I'm weak and can't say no, I succumb to her wishes and we cuddled. She whispers to me in perfect english "that was a special moment". Now I'm back in the weird space, but naturally I'm wanting to love it. The embrace was comforting but short lived and it wasn't long before the familiar knocking came.

We decided to return to the bar and have a few more drinks. On the way down we ran into her friend who had just spent time with my amigo. I text him to let him know we were back down in HK. He texts me back to tell me the girl wore him and out. He just wants to rest and eat; so Katia and I grab a table and a few more beers. Her friend joined us for a bit and Katia offered her a ficha from the bucket I had bought her. We all just hung out. Katia is told me that she's not really feeling the gig, doesn't think it's for her and doesn't wish to continue at HK. I do my best to reply in broken espanol "travalo difficil, comprende". The third wheel of the newbie triplets stopped by and that one definitely looked like a deer in headlights. I wondered again "could this chica REALLY be new?" It all started to seem very surreal. The PDA continued. I'm relaxed though and tried to enjoy it. In reality, I'm didn't have to try very hard. Katia used her phone to show me where she comes from and is asking me if I will come to visit, and told me she could teach me to scuba dive. I remind her "no habla" and told her she would love Vegas and should visit sometime. She said "not possible" and referenced the current visa situation. After that, the conversation lightened up a bit, we laughed and had fun. She was still very affectionate, and continued love bombing me with kisses etc, but by this time I had fully surrendered to it. She at one point asked me what I had done the day prior. I told her I fucked two girls. Ironically "Zunkey" was in view from our vantage point though her back was to us. I casually pointed her out and said "she was one of them". Then I was treated to Katia's opinion of precisely how ugly the poor girl was. I was not particularly amused, neither was I surprised. They are cute at that age. Hopefully it was just a charade, or she was just playing. I told Katia I had planned on fucking "her" tonight had we not been able to meet up, and pointed out the girl with the glasses who was standing even closer to us. Interestingly, before I had met Katia I had no idea how poor my taste was in women. I'm glad she was there to clear things up for me. I used Katia's phone and google translate to ask her why she was so hateful. Out of spite, I motioned the chica with fishnet and glasses to the table and repeatedly offered her a ficha from the bucket. Due to the expression of all the chicas at the table I'm guessing I must have committed a slight faux pas. The fishnet clad girl with the glasses looked like her eyes were going to bug out of her head. Her english was on par with my spanish but she finally made me understand that I should approach her when I was "finished with the other girls", and excused herself. Good times, I found it hilarious. I relish all things awkward and chaotic; I'm twisted like that. Anyway, I suppose I can't be taken anywhere regardless of how I'm dressed. Katia cheerfully informed me the other girl wouldn't take one because "they have my name on them". Apparently my ignorance is as vast as the Montana sky, which I've always been comfortable with. We hung out for a bit more, then to my delight it was Katia's turn to dance. She did a number in what I think of as "the soapy pit" on the alley side of the club where the girls do the shaving cream / dildo shows, pretty much right in front of our booth. She killed it. I was proud of her in a once-removed type of way. Thankfully she was in the bathroom after her performance when Christine from the other night happened by. Christine noticed me, gave me a big smile "ola baby!" , and leaned in to give me a little peck and squeeze my hand. I looked over at Katia's amiga and produced a wry grin. Once Katia came back with her tall stack, we clapped and cheered for her and she asked if her dance was good. I pointed to the stack of ones she had laid down and said "you KNOW it was good! I told her while she was gone that the second girl I fucked yesterday had stopped by. When she gave me an incredulous look I said "ask your friend". The spoke rapidly in spanish, I caught nothing of it other than the visible nodding. They were probably talking about how ugly Christine was. As the fichas in the ice bucket dwindled I was considering my exit strategy. I knew that I would need to leave Ticuan early in the morning to get back to San Diego airport in plenty of time for my 12:35 flight back to Vegas. So it finally came to that point where we broke out google translate. Katia asked me the familiar "what's the plan?" I told her I had an early flight and would need to leave soon to prepare. She asked me when would we see each other again. I typed in "I'm no prophet". I saw what looked like a brief flash of pain or disappointment cross her face, and she had tears in her eyes. "Latina sorcery" I remind myself. She typed in "I'm really glad I met you". The way she's looked at me catapulted me back into the weird space. She gave me the deep kiss goodbye, hugging me like a constrictor. Not for the first time since we came down from the room, I'm oblivious to the fact that we are in a crowded strip club. For a moment there is only the two of us. When it was over it was difficult to say goodbye.

The walk back to Ticuan was blurry and felt like heartache.

It occurred to me that every now and then someone can break through and remind you that you are still alive; and oddly it is painful.

I wondered if I'll ever stop playing with fire.

I wondered how long I would miss her.

I was on my way to work yesterday (back in the real world) when I had a clear succinct memory of her and I joking around that first night with the plane tickets and discussing a possible future arriba. I had told her (mostly with hand gestures) that I wanted her to "break me" while giving her a smart-ass smile. Be careful what you wish for.

She broke my heart in record time. For that, I will always love her.

How was I to know?

[Waylay]

How was I to know?

So. I've come to the conclusion that it is difficult not to red line in TJ. I've had that issue on both visits, maybe it's still the novelty of it all. Or maybe this trip it was because I pined to return for so long. In any event, I don't remember getting much sleep Tuesday night Wednesday morning, but neither do I remember feeling tired or drained when I was on my way down to the buffet. This time I just focused on coffee, fruit and a slice of toast. When I was hanging with my TJ amigo the day prior he had mentioned how much he enjoyed the TJ baseball team's playoff game he had attended (he's a sportsbook guy) and had suggested we go Wednesday, but I was already feeling the squeeze of my impending departure. I wasn't wanting to repeat at the beach again either, I was wanting to stay in the Zona. A few weeks before my trip I had posted on the board that I would be in the Zona, and invited anyone that may be in the neighborhood to reach out if they wanted to meet up. As it happens, I had received a pm from a dude Tuesday wanting to meet up Wednesday late afternoon. We exchanged digits etc, I told him to just reach out when he was settled in to Cascadas. Day two had pretty much been a slam dunk for me, so any trouble I could get myself into on day three was just going to be icing on the cake as far as I was concerned. I was really wanting to make it about the meet up. I remember how grateful I was for my guide my first trip and I was excited to pay it forward if applicable, otherwise to just enjoy good company if the guy was already savvy regarding the Zona. Not that I'm "savvy" by any means when it comes to TJ, but I could show him what little I know. There were a few items that I wanted to address for myself on my last day though. I wanted to hit the farmacia by the wax museum, I wanted another paradita experience (had a good one my first trip), and I wanted to try to hook up with the "newbie" if possible. Shouldn't prove too difficult of an agenda.

While I was having coffee, toast, and fruit (I refuse to refer to it as breakfast) my TJ amigo had text me wondering if I wanted to meet up again, possibly for some sushi this time. I text him my plans, and suggest we meet up at the sportsbook or sushi one once I finish my errands. I showered and wanted to look for a street girl before I bought some vitamins for the road. I made my way down to the "track" for lack of a better word, and made a lazy deliberate lap. I did see a few lookers, younger girls that looked club quality, but only a few. One of them got snagged while I was lapping, so I was thinking of approaching another one that I had passed before I even got to the main loop. As I was climbing back up the hill I saw a chica spinner that was a bit petite for my taste, looked well seasoned, and not a knockout by any stretch of the imagination; but she was cute enough and certainly had the best smile of anyone I had seen by a country mile. Most of the girls had not even looked up from their phones as I walked past them. I remembered on my last trip most of the girls would "ch ch ch" at me as I walked by, but barely any had done that this stay. Knowing hardly any spanish, approaching a paradita is much more difficult for me than interacting in the clubs; frankly due to the pronounced language barrier when on the street. I had walked by the chica spinner and was at the top of the hill looking east at the arch trying to decide if I wanted to cross the intersection and approach the first hot young girl that had caught my eye. For some reason I glanced back towards the spinner. She was looking back over her shoulder at me beaming that same inviting smile. It was the push I needed to overcome my inhibition so I made an approach. Stumbling over my broken spanish I ask her how much for everything. I hope I had at least the decency to open the dialogue with an ola, but I can't remember anything other than concentrating hard on what I needed to say. When she asked $40 I was once again surprised, just like I was in Chicago on my first night. I'm almost positive the paradita I was with on my first trip only asked $20. I make sure we are talking all positions with no clothes. I remembered at least that much. I was already not thrilled with the ask, I wasn't wanting any upsell bullshit once we made it to short time. Did I mention I really liked her smile? I reminded myself that a really great smile is a trait that all liars share.

She leads me a short way back down the hill to whichever hotel we ended up in. I had some pesos left over from my TJ amigo's share of our dinner the other night, and the 90 peso room was a convenient way for me to ditch that 100 peso bill that had been burning a hole in my wallet. The short time looked like it was worth about the $5 I was charged, and it was humid up there. I was looking forward to working up a good cleansing sweat. She told me she calls herself "Zoe". We got off to a bumpy start because despite my generous offer, she was balking at the CBJ and had the gall to ask $20 more for oral. I just stared at her and eventually countered with "todo para $40" then she started giving me this bullshit sob story about her daughter and asked for $10. I stuck to my guns and played stupid gringo and she finally got on with the show. The hummer was decent, but the sex was spectacular and erased the annoyance from the upsell bullshit. She had taken off her long sleeved top for the sex and I tried not to look at the extensive bruising on her right shoulder and left forearm. After I got up off her, I threw her another $20 for the great fuck. While I was getting dressed she pointed to the marks (as if anyone with functional eyesight would not notice them) and tried to pull at my heart strings, referencing "the bad man" in a pathetic attempt for a sympathy tip which ironically caused me to regret the gratuity I had just given her. You have to take the bad with the good I suppose, but no repeat ever as she left a bad taste in my mouth.

Now that the needy bastard between my legs had been fed breakfast, I headed over to farmacia. I was a little thrown by the yellow police tape at the entrance and exit. Since it was early afternoon I though perhaps they were on lunch break, but I finally noticed the little doorbell / buzzers. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, it takes me a minute. Once that was squared away I walked back to Ticuan for another shower. As I approach my room, I notice housekeeping is just finishing up. I drink a little bit of water and check my phone while I wait. My TJ amigo is watching the last bit of baseball while planning his books and still wants to meet up for sushi. He invites me to his place to watch the last innings of the game, I tell him I'll head down after my shower. Once the housekeeping finishes, I walk into the room and go to grab another bottle of water, but the lady had neglected to leave any. I walked back out to the hallway to catch her before she gets away and she is kind enough to hand me 2 bottles. Regrettably, I had to soap up one of the hand towels to wash my ass once in the shower, because the maid must keep the clean wash cloths next to the water.

I made it back down to my buddy's place just in time to see the last three outs of the game. He was not happy, he had lost his bet or parlay perhaps. We make a quick stop at the Caliente sportsbook in the alley before we stop for sushi. Sushi one is still on point and REALLY hit the spot. A few women that looked like off-shift bar girls and a masero from AB stop by while we dined. This dude that owns the Sushi place has the right idea, I bet he is making a killing and the scenery can't be beat. While we are finishing up I receive a text from the dude from the board that wanted to meet up; he's checking in to Cascadas. I let him know my TJ Amigo and I are headed to the sportsbook to have a quiet beer, and suggest he call me when he is settled in. Not long after, we are drinking at Caliente and I get a call from dude. He is down with grabbing a beer at the sportsbook, but he is not familiar so I tell him to just wait for me outside of Cascadas and I'll head over.

We ended up having some beer while we all got acquainted. It seems my new TJ amigo is very well traveled and calm with a good sense of humor. We swap some stories. I am curious about SE Asia so I am paying close attention when he chooses to share some of his experiences from that particular heaven on earth. A cheerful fellow, I was very glad to have made his acquaintance. My sports-betting buddy dips out and my new amigo wants to have a look about. We make a lazy lap and take a look at the paraditas while on our way to the farmacia. My new partner in crime grabs what I assume must be blues while I wait in front of the wax museum, and I start to get exited because he's ready to go to HK. On our way over I message the newbie to see what time she starts. She gets back to me right away and tells me she's already there. From the pics she sent it looks like she is eating at Azul. My new amigo and I pull up at the HK front bar and order some drinks. Out of the blue this hag in black lace with jacked teeth walks up smiling. She pulls out her tit while I'm trying to waive her off and to my horror tries to rub it on me while squeezing her lactating nipple to expel some leche. I was thinking to myself "how in the fuck did SHE get in here? A glitch in the matrix. Obviously. I shake that abomination out of my mind, and we are all smiles from here on out. I'm trying to reign in my obnoxiousness, but I'm getting super amped and the talent is on point. I have to give my new amigo some credit here. While we were at the sportsbook he said something I considered very profound in it's conciseness. We were talking about all things HK and the stupid-hot level of talent in particular. I told him how I try to describe it to my boys that haven't been down, and he said something to the effect of "I don't even try to describe HK anymore. It just comes off as an exaggeration". Props bro if you are reading this. Very well said. While we are oogling I asked my buddy periodically if he's seen anything he likes enough to make his move. He's playing it cool and taking his time. I get a message from the newbie telling me she's on her way down in 10 minutes or so. Now I notice a chica dancing in the middle that had caught my eye one of the nights prior. A tall slender girl with glasses and a bit of a homely face relatively speaking. I point her out to my newfound wingman, and advise that I have her in mind as backup if for whatever reason the newbie flakes or gets snagged before she gets to me. I boast that I have a natural gift for being able to peg girls with great pussies and tell him: "you know, I bet she has a phenomenal pussy". The girl with the glasses finishes dancing and heads straight to me. Her curiosity perhaps got the best of her as she is wanting to know what we were carrying on about while we were watching her dance. I do my best to explain that I saw her the other night yada yada. I left out the part about my pussy hypothesis. Then as if by rote, she starts grinding her ass on me. I must say, she has a very nice one, and very soft skin. I'm getting a little tingly as I write this. Though in truth, I was not the biggest fan of the red fishnet catsuit. I really hate fishnet. Anyway, I tell her I'm waiting on someone and ask her how late she's on duty. I'm thinking of maybe making a double play, depending. She gracefully exits, but not before (and I swear I'm not making this up) pulling down her panties and for the briefest of moments exposing the front of her pussy. My new amigo gets excited and exclaims "you called it!, you called it!" as we share a fist bump.

And there are people walking around today that still don't believe life is a simulation. Sigh.

I'm starting to get antsy and I check my phone for any updates. Nothing. My buddy eventually asked me "so where's your girl? I shrugged my shoulders. Not too long after that, the newbie finally makes her appearance as she hops up on top of the bar. I took great delight in watching my new wingman's jaw drop. I leaned over and said "yeah, that's her" while nodding my head. She makes her way over to where I'm sitting and starts giving me a show. I encourage my amigo to feel her quads while she is squatting in front of us. She has great tone and definition that reflect her athleticism. Then I tipped her. I'm a good sport like that. She finished her little routine, turns her back to me, walks to the other end of the bar and climbs down. I have twisted flashes of deja-vu as she walks away without even glancing in my direction and heads to the back area. I give my buddy a confused look and sigh. An exasperated "******" exits my lips as I'm shaking my head and we both grin. "God, I love ******. I guess it's going to be the girl in the glasses" I say with a strained smile; but in truth it's not feeling very nice, precious. I remind myself that there is probably a rational explanation, certainly there must be assignments for the performers. I put it out of my mind and figure something good is going to happen on my last night either way, I might as well be patient and enjoy both the show and my new amigo's company. No enthusiast is ever at a loss for options at HK, unless of course he's out of dinero. We continue to observe and enjoy, I prod my buddy and ask if anything has yet caught his eye. I think to check my phone and see that Cielo has messaged me "what's the plan?" followed by " five minutes later. I'm thinking that she's probably as confused as I am and was most likely expecting me to shoot my shot while she was in front of me. I message back "my plan is you" after google translating it to espanol. I figure I should at least make an effort. Not long after that, I see her on the other side of the club making her way past where I'm sitting and head back to the little cubby on the other side of the WCs. At this point I am completely baffled.

Finally after what seems like an eternity (but in reality was only a few minutes), I see the newbie with the juicy abs calling herself Cielo headed straight for me with a big smile on her face. She practically jumps into my arms and wraps me in a big hug. I can't remember clearly if that's when the kissing started, but she definitely put me in a weird space at some point with the excessive PDA, but I'm a good sport and rolled with it. I order her a ficha and she's asking me about my new amigo, asks me if he wants a girl. I tell her I think he wants to find his own girl, but she waves over one of her friends. I came to find out later that night that she's been running around in a clique consisting of the 3 newest girls, and the one headed to my buddy is one of the 3. My new amigo has a pretty excellent poker face, but he seems to be enjoying his new found attention. Cielo definitely has mine. I start laughing uncontrollably, and exclaim to my amigo "I went from zero to horny in" and snap the fingers on my left hand for emphasis. Well, I think we all know where this story is headed. Much to my surprise, my amigo indicates he is taking Cielo's friend up to his room when I explain that I am going to break off for the arriba. All 4 of us head up to Cascadas together. I wish him luck as he and his date disappear into the dimension of primal debauchery via the elevator, and the newbie and I make our way to the short time desk. While we are in the process of everything I start wondering to myself "maybe this girl really IS new". I had noticed she is awkward in the heels here and there, and does not seem to be savvy with the ticket and drink protocol, etc. While reserving the short time. No matter. Truthfully I could care less either way, other than a point of curiosity. We get to the room, and I'm wanting to rinse off a little, just due to walking around in the humidity earlier in the day. Fortunately for me, the shower was working pretty much not at all. A pathetic little stream rivaling a 90 year old with an enlarged prostate's flow is coming out of the shower head, is slightly more than a drip, and feels ice cold. I'm fucking around with the handle thinking I've got it going the wrong way or something. No use, I just do the best I can to splash myself well enough to wash off most of the afternoon's sweat. The newbie asks me if I want to request a different room, but I'm trying not to get irritated and really excited to get on with it. She motions me over to the bed and reminds me that Cielo is not her real name and tells me to call her "Katia". I tell her that was a popular name where I stayed when I lived abroad; which is good for me because that will make it easy to remember. She had been pretty over the top in the club with her affection and very kissy, which quite frankly I'm not used to at HK or any of the clubs for that matter. Once we are alone in the room she kicked it up a notch. She was all over me and kissing me like she loved me. I tried to be cool and just focus on the sex but her latina sorcery was irresistible. Once we were finished and I had shaken off my usual post coitus fit of laughter, I started to put my clothes back on while feeling like we were coming up on the clock. She called me back down to the bed and told me how much she loves to hug and tried to teach me to say "hug" in espanol. Because I'm weak and can't say no, I succumb to her wishes and we cuddled. She whispers to me in perfect english "that was a special moment". Now I'm back in the weird space, but naturally I'm wanting to love it. The embrace was comforting but short lived and it wasn't long before the familiar knocking came.

We decided to return to the bar and have a few more drinks. On the way down we ran into her friend who had just spent time with my amigo. I text him to let him know we were back down in HK. He texts me back to tell me the girl wore him and out. He just wants to rest and eat; so Katia and I grab a table and a few more beers. Her friend joined us for a bit and Katia offered her a ficha from the bucket I had bought her. We all just hung out. Katia is told me that she's not really feeling the gig, doesn't think it's for her and doesn't wish to continue at HK. I do my best to reply in broken espanol "travalo difficil, comprende". The third wheel of the newbie triplets stopped by and that one definitely looked like a deer in headlights. I wondered again "could this chica REALLY be new?" It all started to seem very surreal. The PDA continued. I'm relaxed though and tried to enjoy it. In reality, I'm didn't have to try very hard. Katia used her phone to show me where she comes from and is asking me if I will come to visit, and told me she could teach me to scuba dive. I remind her "no habla" and told her she would love Vegas and should visit sometime. She said "not possible" and referenced the current visa situation. After that, the conversation lightened up a bit, we laughed and had fun. She was still very affectionate, and continued love bombing me with kisses etc, but by this time I had fully surrendered to it. She at one point asked me what I had done the day prior. I told her I fucked two girls. Ironically "Zunkey" was in view from our vantage point though her back was to us. I casually pointed her out and said "she was one of them". Then I was treated to Katia's opinion of precisely how ugly the poor girl was. I was not particularly amused, neither was I surprised. They are cute at that age. Hopefully it was just a charade, or she was just playing. I told Katia I had planned on fucking "her" tonight had we not been able to meet up, and pointed out the girl with the glasses who was standing even closer to us. Interestingly, before I had met Katia I had no idea how poor my taste was in women. I'm glad she was there to clear things up for me. I used Katia's phone and google translate to ask her why she was so hateful. Out of spite, I motioned the chica with fishnet and glasses to the table and repeatedly offered her a ficha from the bucket. Due to the expression of all the chicas at the table I'm guessing I must have committed a slight faux pas. The fishnet clad girl with the glasses looked like her eyes were going to bug out of her head. Her english was on par with my spanish but she finally made me understand that I should approach her when I was "finished with the other girls", and excused herself. Good times, I found it hilarious. I relish all things awkward and chaotic; I'm twisted like that. Anyway, I suppose I can't be taken anywhere regardless of how I'm dressed. Katia cheerfully informed me the other girl wouldn't take one because "they have my name on them". Apparently my ignorance is as vast as the Montana sky, which I've always been comfortable with. We hung out for a bit more, then to my delight it was Katia's turn to dance. She did a number in what I think of as "the soapy pit" on the alley side of the club where the girls do the shaving cream / dildo shows, pretty much right in front of our booth. She killed it. I was proud of her in a once-removed type of way. Thankfully she was in the bathroom after her performance when Christine from the other night happened by. Christine noticed me, gave me a big smile "ola baby!" , and leaned in to give me a little peck and squeeze my hand. I looked over at Katia's amiga and produced a wry grin. Once Katia came back with her tall stack, we clapped and cheered for her and she asked if her dance was good. I pointed to the stack of ones she had laid down and said "you KNOW it was good! I told her while she was gone that the second girl I fucked yesterday had stopped by. When she gave me an incredulous look I said "ask your friend". The spoke rapidly in spanish, I caught nothing of it other than the visible nodding. They were probably talking about how ugly Christine was. As the fichas in the ice bucket dwindled I was considering my exit strategy. I knew that I would need to leave Ticuan early in the morning to get back to San Diego airport in plenty of time for my 12:35 flight back to Vegas. So it finally came to that point where we broke out google translate. Katia asked me the familiar "what's the plan?" I told her I had an early flight and would need to leave soon to prepare. She asked me when would we see each other again. I typed in "I'm no prophet". I saw what looked like a brief flash of pain or disappointment cross her face, and she had tears in her eyes. "Latina sorcery" I remind myself. She typed in "I'm really glad I met you". The way she's looked at me catapulted me back into the weird space. She gave me the deep kiss goodbye, hugging me like a constrictor. Not for the first time since we came down from the room, I'm oblivious to the fact that we are in a crowded strip club. For a moment there is only the two of us. When it was over it was difficult to say goodbye.

The walk back to Ticuan was blurry and felt like heartache.

It occurred to me that every now and then someone can break through and remind you that you are still alive; and oddly it is painful.

I wondered if I'll ever stop playing with fire.

I wondered how long I would miss her.

I was on my way to work yesterday (back in the real world) when I had a clear succinct memory of her and I joking around that first night with the plane tickets and discussing a possible future arriba. I had told her (mostly with hand gestures) that I wanted her to "break me" while giving her a smart-ass smile. Be careful what you wish for.

She broke my heart in record time. For that, I will always love her.

How was I to know?Really beautifully conveyed man, thank you for sharing.

[MidwestMan91]

So a friend and I were planning on staying a the Cascadas for our first time.

We are unfamiliar with California airports.

Our flights leave San Diego Sunday at noon and 2 pm.

My friend is worried and thinks we need to leave Mexico Saturday night, spend the evening in America so we can be closer to the airport.

Are we overthinking this? Can we spend the last night in Mexico?

Thanks for the advice.

[GdAloha]

So a friend and I were planning on staying a the Cascadas for our first time.

We are unfamiliar with California airports.

Our flights leave San Diego Sunday at noon and 2 pm.

My friend is worried and thinks we need to leave Mexico Saturday night, spend the evening in America so we can be closer to the airport.

Are we overthinking this? Can we spend the last night in Mexico?

Thanks for the advice.You absolutely can spend the last night in Mexico. Really all depends on the border wait times. My guess is you are walking back across, I am not sure what the average wait time is for Sunday morning crossing. Or how you plan on getting to the airport from the border. If I were you I'd spend another night and bang a few more chicks. Wake up early and head to the border around 6 am. Borders open 24/7. Hell, you could stay up all night and head to the border at 3 am and sleep at the airport as you wait for a flight.

Many options for you.

[AJaxer11]

You have a wonderful way with words. That was a great read, thank you for sharing your experience.


How was I to know?

So. I've come to the conclusion that it is difficult not to red line in TJ. I've had that issue on both visits, maybe it's still the novelty of it all. Or maybe this trip it was because I pined to return for so long. In any event, I don't remember getting much sleep Tuesday night Wednesday morning, but neither do I remember feeling tired or drained when I was on my way down to the buffet. This time I just focused on coffee, fruit and a slice of toast. When I was hanging with my TJ amigo the day prior he had mentioned how much he enjoyed the TJ baseball team's playoff game he had attended (he's a sportsbook guy) and had suggested we go Wednesday, but I was already feeling the squeeze of my impending departure. I wasn't wanting to repeat at the beach again either, I was wanting to stay in the Zona. A few weeks before my trip I had posted on the board that I would be in the Zona, and invited anyone that may be in the neighborhood to reach out if they wanted to meet up. As it happens, I had received a pm from a dude Tuesday wanting to meet up Wednesday late afternoon. We exchanged digits etc, I told him to just reach out when he was settled in to Cascadas. Day two had pretty much been a slam dunk for me, so any trouble I could get myself into on day three was just going to be icing on the cake as far as I was concerned. I was really wanting to make it about the meet up. I remember how grateful I was for my guide my first trip and I was excited to pay it forward if applicable, otherwise to just enjoy good company if the guy was already savvy regarding the Zona. Not that I'm "savvy" by any means when it comes to TJ, but I could show him what little I know. There were a few items that I wanted to address for myself on my last day though. I wanted to hit the farmacia by the wax museum, I wanted another paradita experience (had a good one my first trip), and I wanted to try to hook up with the "newbie" if possible. Shouldn't prove too difficult of an agenda.

While I was having coffee, toast, and fruit (I refuse to refer to it as breakfast) my TJ amigo had text me wondering if I wanted to meet up again, possibly for some sushi this time. I text him my plans, and suggest we meet up at the sportsbook or sushi one once I finish my errands. I showered and wanted to look for a street girl before I bought some vitamins for the road. I made my way down to the "track" for lack of a better word, and made a lazy deliberate lap. I did see a few lookers, younger girls that looked club quality, but only a few. One of them got snagged while I was lapping, so I was thinking of approaching another one that I had passed before I even got to the main loop. As I was climbing back up the hill I saw a chica spinner that was a bit petite for my taste, looked well seasoned, and not a knockout by any stretch of the imagination; but she was cute enough and certainly had the best smile of anyone I had seen by a country mile. Most of the girls had not even looked up from their phones as I walked past them. I remembered on my last trip most of the girls would "ch ch ch" at me as I walked by, but barely any had done that this stay. Knowing hardly any spanish, approaching a paradita is much more difficult for me than interacting in the clubs; frankly due to the pronounced language barrier when on the street. I had walked by the chica spinner and was at the top of the hill looking east at the arch trying to decide if I wanted to cross the intersection and approach the first hot young girl that had caught my eye. For some reason I glanced back towards the spinner. She was looking back over her shoulder at me beaming that same inviting smile. It was the push I needed to overcome my inhibition so I made an approach. Stumbling over my broken spanish I ask her how much for everything. I hope I had at least the decency to open the dialogue with an ola, but I can't remember anything other than concentrating hard on what I needed to say. When she asked $40 I was once again surprised, just like I was in Chicago on my first night. I'm almost positive the paradita I was with on my first trip only asked $20. I make sure we are talking all positions with no clothes. I remembered at least that much. I was already not thrilled with the ask, I wasn't wanting any upsell bullshit once we made it to short time. Did I mention I really liked her smile? I reminded myself that a really great smile is a trait that all liars share.

She leads me a short way back down the hill to whichever hotel we ended up in. I had some pesos left over from my TJ amigo's share of our dinner the other night, and the 90 peso room was a convenient way for me to ditch that 100 peso bill that had been burning a hole in my wallet. The short time looked like it was worth about the $5 I was charged, and it was humid up there. I was looking forward to working up a good cleansing sweat. She told me she calls herself "Zoe". We got off to a bumpy start because despite my generous offer, she was balking at the CBJ and had the gall to ask $20 more for oral. I just stared at her and eventually countered with "todo para $40" then she started giving me this bullshit sob story about her daughter and asked for $10. I stuck to my guns and played stupid gringo and she finally got on with the show. The hummer was decent, but the sex was spectacular and erased the annoyance from the upsell bullshit. She had taken off her long sleeved top for the sex and I tried not to look at the extensive bruising on her right shoulder and left forearm. After I got up off her, I threw her another $20 for the great fuck. While I was getting dressed she pointed to the marks (as if anyone with functional eyesight would not notice them) and tried to pull at my heart strings, referencing "the bad man" in a pathetic attempt for a sympathy tip which ironically caused me to regret the gratuity I had just given her. You have to take the bad with the good I suppose, but no repeat ever as she left a bad taste in my mouth.

Now that the needy bastard between my legs had been fed breakfast, I headed over to farmacia. I was a little thrown by the yellow police tape at the entrance and exit. Since it was early afternoon I though perhaps they were on lunch break, but I finally noticed the little doorbell / buzzers. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, it takes me a minute. Once that was squared away I walked back to Ticuan for another shower. As I approach my room, I notice housekeeping is just finishing up. I drink a little bit of water and check my phone while I wait. My TJ amigo is watching the last bit of baseball while planning his books and still wants to meet up for sushi. He invites me to his place to watch the last innings of the game, I tell him I'll head down after my shower. Once the housekeeping finishes, I walk into the room and go to grab another bottle of water, but the lady had neglected to leave any. I walked back out to the hallway to catch her before she gets away and she is kind enough to hand me 2 bottles. Regrettably, I had to soap up one of the hand towels to wash my ass once in the shower, because the maid must keep the clean wash cloths next to the water.

I made it back down to my buddy's place just in time to see the last three outs of the game. He was not happy, he had lost his bet or parlay perhaps. We make a quick stop at the Caliente sportsbook in the alley before we stop for sushi. Sushi one is still on point and REALLY hit the spot. A few women that looked like off-shift bar girls and a masero from AB stop by while we dined. This dude that owns the Sushi place has the right idea, I bet he is making a killing and the scenery can't be beat. While we are finishing up I receive a text from the dude from the board that wanted to meet up; he's checking in to Cascadas. I let him know my TJ Amigo and I are headed to the sportsbook to have a quiet beer, and suggest he call me when he is settled in. Not long after, we are drinking at Caliente and I get a call from dude. He is down with grabbing a beer at the sportsbook, but he is not familiar so I tell him to just wait for me outside of Cascadas and I'll head over.

We ended up having some beer while we all got acquainted. It seems my new TJ amigo is very well traveled and calm with a good sense of humor. We swap some stories. I am curious about SE Asia so I am paying close attention when he chooses to share some of his experiences from that particular heaven on earth. A cheerful fellow, I was very glad to have made his acquaintance. My sports-betting buddy dips out and my new amigo wants to have a look about. We make a lazy lap and take a look at the paraditas while on our way to the farmacia. My new partner in crime grabs what I assume must be blues while I wait in front of the wax museum, and I start to get exited because he's ready to go to HK. On our way over I message the newbie to see what time she starts. She gets back to me right away and tells me she's already there. From the pics she sent it looks like she is eating at Azul. My new amigo and I pull up at the HK front bar and order some drinks. Out of the blue this hag in black lace with jacked teeth walks up smiling. She pulls out her tit while I'm trying to waive her off and to my horror tries to rub it on me while squeezing her lactating nipple to expel some leche. I was thinking to myself "how in the fuck did SHE get in here? A glitch in the matrix. Obviously. I shake that abomination out of my mind, and we are all smiles from here on out. I'm trying to reign in my obnoxiousness, but I'm getting super amped and the talent is on point. I have to give my new amigo some credit here. While we were at the sportsbook he said something I considered very profound in it's conciseness. We were talking about all things HK and the stupid-hot level of talent in particular. I told him how I try to describe it to my boys that haven't been down, and he said something to the effect of "I don't even try to describe HK anymore. It just comes off as an exaggeration". Props bro if you are reading this. Very well said. While we are oogling I asked my buddy periodically if he's seen anything he likes enough to make his move. He's playing it cool and taking his time. I get a message from the newbie telling me she's on her way down in 10 minutes or so. Now I notice a chica dancing in the middle that had caught my eye one of the nights prior. A tall slender girl with glasses and a bit of a homely face relatively speaking. I point her out to my newfound wingman, and advise that I have her in mind as backup if for whatever reason the newbie flakes or gets snagged before she gets to me. I boast that I have a natural gift for being able to peg girls with great pussies and tell him: "you know, I bet she has a phenomenal pussy". The girl with the glasses finishes dancing and heads straight to me. Her curiosity perhaps got the best of her as she is wanting to know what we were carrying on about while we were watching her dance. I do my best to explain that I saw her the other night yada yada. I left out the part about my pussy hypothesis. Then as if by rote, she starts grinding her ass on me. I must say, she has a very nice one, and very soft skin. I'm getting a little tingly as I write this. Though in truth, I was not the biggest fan of the red fishnet catsuit. I really hate fishnet. Anyway, I tell her I'm waiting on someone and ask her how late she's on duty. I'm thinking of maybe making a double play, depending. She gracefully exits, but not before (and I swear I'm not making this up) pulling down her panties and for the briefest of moments exposing the front of her pussy. My new amigo gets excited and exclaims "you called it!, you called it!" as we share a fist bump.

And there are people walking around today that still don't believe life is a simulation. Sigh.

I'm starting to get antsy and I check my phone for any updates. Nothing. My buddy eventually asked me "so where's your girl? I shrugged my shoulders. Not too long after that, the newbie finally makes her appearance as she hops up on top of the bar. I took great delight in watching my new wingman's jaw drop. I leaned over and said "yeah, that's her" while nodding my head. She makes her way over to where I'm sitting and starts giving me a show. I encourage my amigo to feel her quads while she is squatting in front of us. She has great tone and definition that reflect her athleticism. Then I tipped her. I'm a good sport like that. She finished her little routine, turns her back to me, walks to the other end of the bar and climbs down. I have twisted flashes of deja-vu as she walks away without even glancing in my direction and heads to the back area. I give my buddy a confused look and sigh. An exasperated "******" exits my lips as I'm shaking my head and we both grin. "God, I love ******. I guess it's going to be the girl in the glasses" I say with a strained smile; but in truth it's not feeling very nice, precious. I remind myself that there is probably a rational explanation, certainly there must be assignments for the performers. I put it out of my mind and figure something good is going to happen on my last night either way, I might as well be patient and enjoy both the show and my new amigo's company. No enthusiast is ever at a loss for options at HK, unless of course he's out of dinero. We continue to observe and enjoy, I prod my buddy and ask if anything has yet caught his eye. I think to check my phone and see that Cielo has messaged me "what's the plan?" followed by " five minutes later. I'm thinking that she's probably as confused as I am and was most likely expecting me to shoot my shot while she was in front of me. I message back "my plan is you" after google translating it to espanol. I figure I should at least make an effort. Not long after that, I see her on the other side of the club making her way past where I'm sitting and head back to the little cubby on the other side of the WCs. At this point I am completely baffled.

Finally after what seems like an eternity (but in reality was only a few minutes), I see the newbie with the juicy abs calling herself Cielo headed straight for me with a big smile on her face. She practically jumps into my arms and wraps me in a big hug. I can't remember clearly if that's when the kissing started, but she definitely put me in a weird space at some point with the excessive PDA, but I'm a good sport and rolled with it. I order her a ficha and she's asking me about my new amigo, asks me if he wants a girl. I tell her I think he wants to find his own girl, but she waves over one of her friends. I came to find out later that night that she's been running around in a clique consisting of the 3 newest girls, and the one headed to my buddy is one of the 3. My new amigo has a pretty excellent poker face, but he seems to be enjoying his new found attention. Cielo definitely has mine. I start laughing uncontrollably, and exclaim to my amigo "I went from zero to horny in" and snap the fingers on my left hand for emphasis. Well, I think we all know where this story is headed. Much to my surprise, my amigo indicates he is taking Cielo's friend up to his room when I explain that I am going to break off for the arriba. All 4 of us head up to Cascadas together. I wish him luck as he and his date disappear into the dimension of primal debauchery via the elevator, and the newbie and I make our way to the short time desk. While we are in the process of everything I start wondering to myself "maybe this girl really IS new". I had noticed she is awkward in the heels here and there, and does not seem to be savvy with the ticket and drink protocol, etc. While reserving the short time. No matter. Truthfully I could care less either way, other than a point of curiosity. We get to the room, and I'm wanting to rinse off a little, just due to walking around in the humidity earlier in the day. Fortunately for me, the shower was working pretty much not at all. A pathetic little stream rivaling a 90 year old with an enlarged prostate's flow is coming out of the shower head, is slightly more than a drip, and feels ice cold. I'm fucking around with the handle thinking I've got it going the wrong way or something. No use, I just do the best I can to splash myself well enough to wash off most of the afternoon's sweat. The newbie asks me if I want to request a different room, but I'm trying not to get irritated and really excited to get on with it. She motions me over to the bed and reminds me that Cielo is not her real name and tells me to call her "Katia". I tell her that was a popular name where I stayed when I lived abroad; which is good for me because that will make it easy to remember. She had been pretty over the top in the club with her affection and very kissy, which quite frankly I'm not used to at HK or any of the clubs for that matter. Once we are alone in the room she kicked it up a notch. She was all over me and kissing me like she loved me. I tried to be cool and just focus on the sex but her latina sorcery was irresistible. Once we were finished and I had shaken off my usual post coitus fit of laughter, I started to put my clothes back on while feeling like we were coming up on the clock. She called me back down to the bed and told me how much she loves to hug and tried to teach me to say "hug" in espanol. Because I'm weak and can't say no, I succumb to her wishes and we cuddled. She whispers to me in perfect english "that was a special moment". Now I'm back in the weird space, but naturally I'm wanting to love it. The embrace was comforting but short lived and it wasn't long before the familiar knocking came.

We decided to return to the bar and have a few more drinks. On the way down we ran into her friend who had just spent time with my amigo. I text him to let him know we were back down in HK. He texts me back to tell me the girl wore him and out. He just wants to rest and eat; so Katia and I grab a table and a few more beers. Her friend joined us for a bit and Katia offered her a ficha from the bucket I had bought her. We all just hung out. Katia is told me that she's not really feeling the gig, doesn't think it's for her and doesn't wish to continue at HK. I do my best to reply in broken espanol "travalo difficil, comprende". The third wheel of the newbie triplets stopped by and that one definitely looked like a deer in headlights. I wondered again "could this chica REALLY be new?" It all started to seem very surreal. The PDA continued. I'm relaxed though and tried to enjoy it. In reality, I'm didn't have to try very hard. Katia used her phone to show me where she comes from and is asking me if I will come to visit, and told me she could teach me to scuba dive. I remind her "no habla" and told her she would love Vegas and should visit sometime. She said "not possible" and referenced the current visa situation. After that, the conversation lightened up a bit, we laughed and had fun. She was still very affectionate, and continued love bombing me with kisses etc, but by this time I had fully surrendered to it. She at one point asked me what I had done the day prior. I told her I fucked two girls. Ironically "Zunkey" was in view from our vantage point though her back was to us. I casually pointed her out and said "she was one of them". Then I was treated to Katia's opinion of precisely how ugly the poor girl was. I was not particularly amused, neither was I surprised. They are cute at that age. Hopefully it was just a charade, or she was just playing. I told Katia I had planned on fucking "her" tonight had we not been able to meet up, and pointed out the girl with the glasses who was standing even closer to us. Interestingly, before I had met Katia I had no idea how poor my taste was in women. I'm glad she was there to clear things up for me. I used Katia's phone and google translate to ask her why she was so hateful. Out of spite, I motioned the chica with fishnet and glasses to the table and repeatedly offered her a ficha from the bucket. Due to the expression of all the chicas at the table I'm guessing I must have committed a slight faux pas. The fishnet clad girl with the glasses looked like her eyes were going to bug out of her head. Her english was on par with my spanish but she finally made me understand that I should approach her when I was "finished with the other girls", and excused herself. Good times, I found it hilarious. I relish all things awkward and chaotic; I'm twisted like that. Anyway, I suppose I can't be taken anywhere regardless of how I'm dressed. Katia cheerfully informed me the other girl wouldn't take one because "they have my name on them". Apparently my ignorance is as vast as the Montana sky, which I've always been comfortable with. We hung out for a bit more, then to my delight it was Katia's turn to dance. She did a number in what I think of as "the soapy pit" on the alley side of the club where the girls do the shaving cream / dildo shows, pretty much right in front of our booth. She killed it. I was proud of her in a once-removed type of way. Thankfully she was in the bathroom after her performance when Christine from the other night happened by. Christine noticed me, gave me a big smile "ola baby!" , and leaned in to give me a little peck and squeeze my hand. I looked over at Katia's amiga and produced a wry grin. Once Katia came back with her tall stack, we clapped and cheered for her and she asked if her dance was good. I pointed to the stack of ones she had laid down and said "you KNOW it was good! I told her while she was gone that the second girl I fucked yesterday had stopped by. When she gave me an incredulous look I said "ask your friend". The spoke rapidly in spanish, I caught nothing of it other than the visible nodding. They were probably talking about how ugly Christine was. As the fichas in the ice bucket dwindled I was considering my exit strategy. I knew that I would need to leave Ticuan early in the morning to get back to San Diego airport in plenty of time for my 12:35 flight back to Vegas. So it finally came to that point where we broke out google translate. Katia asked me the familiar "what's the plan?" I told her I had an early flight and would need to leave soon to prepare. She asked me when would we see each other again. I typed in "I'm no prophet". I saw what looked like a brief flash of pain or disappointment cross her face, and she had tears in her eyes. "Latina sorcery" I remind myself. She typed in "I'm really glad I met you". The way she's looked at me catapulted me back into the weird space. She gave me the deep kiss goodbye, hugging me like a constrictor. Not for the first time since we came down from the room, I'm oblivious to the fact that we are in a crowded strip club. For a moment there is only the two of us. When it was over it was difficult to say goodbye.

The walk back to Ticuan was blurry and felt like heartache.

It occurred to me that every now and then someone can break through and remind you that you are still alive; and oddly it is painful.

I wondered if I'll ever stop playing with fire.

I wondered how long I would miss her.

I was on my way to work yesterday (back in the real world) when I had a clear succinct memory of her and I joking around that first night with the plane tickets and discussing a possible future arriba. I had told her (mostly with hand gestures) that I wanted her to "break me" while giving her a smart-ass smile. Be careful what you wish for.

She broke my heart in record time. For that, I will always love her.

How was I to know?

[MaximusKahn]

How was I to know?

It occurred to me that every now and then someone can break through and remind you that you are still alive; and oddly it is painful.

I wondered if I'll ever stop playing with fire.

I wondered how long I would miss her.

I was on my way to work yesterday (back in the real world) when I had a clear succinct memory of her and I joking around that first night with the plane tickets and discussing a possible future arriba. I had told her (mostly with hand gestures) that I wanted her to "break me" while giving her a smart-ass smile. Be careful what you wish for.

She broke my heart in record time. For that, I will always love her.

How was I to know?Many have commented before but good work like this deserves compliments. Great story telling. It was entertaining, with good tips embedded along the way. If you don't make money as a writer, maybe you should. Max.

[KC Questor]

You guys don't need to quote the entire report to respond with a "Good job" or "Thanks".

[Dctex99]

You guys don't need to quote the entire report to respond with a "Good job" or "Thanks".Wonderful and thorough report!

[Custom404]

It's been several months since I took a trip to TJ. The last being shortly after it re-opened (report on the international site).

It was great to see things basically back to normal. A few tips for the old-timers that haven't been back since covid.

1. they are fully enforcing travel visa's. It's typical to get one when flying in, but this is the first time I've ever had to get one when entering on foot. This is basically a $30 tax that is good for a few months. They were not allowing any exceptions. I saw them send an old lady back to the US because she wouldn't pay up. You can get one online ahead of time and enter Mexico in the Nationals line, or enter in the foreigners line and pay up at secondary inspection. The wait at secondary was very short for me, but I can see where this could be a major time waster on a busy day.

2. The wait to enter back into US as the border varies greatly. Be sure to plan your trip around the information available from border patrol online: https://bwt.cbp.gov/details/09250407/PED.

3. Be sure to bring a mask. It will be required to enter buildings (you can remove as soon as you are in).

Zone Central was popping. Restaurants and cigar shops opens and busy. I had a great dinner at Caesar's and by 5 PM the wait was over 30 min already.

Hong Kong was rocking and the stage show on point! However the prices are higher than I remember. I was quoted $100 by several girls (granted they were the hottest girls in the house). I recall the fee used to be $60?

Adelitas seems to have fallen off a bit. The vibe was kind of depressing after spending an hour at Hong Kong.

Plenty of street girls. Some of them quite cute to be had for $25.

[Taco007]

Hell of a post. Had me looking for day 4!


You guys don't need to quote the entire report to respond with a "Good job" or "Thanks".

[AvgUSA]

So a friend and I were planning on staying a the Cascadas for our first time.

We are unfamiliar with California airports.

Our flights leave San Diego Sunday at noon and 2 pm.

My friend is worried and thinks we need to leave Mexico Saturday night, spend the evening in America so we can be closer to the airport.

Are we overthinking this? Can we spend the last night in Mexico?

Thanks for the advice.No need to spend the night in SD. Just make sure you are up and at the border no later than 7-8 AM depending on your mode of transportation from the border to the airport.

[ScottJones2020]

Been to TJ many times in the past and just moved back to SD. I need to go into TJ at Otay Mesa crossing on Monday. Is there any fun to be found there? Recommendations? Thanks.

[Dwykz619]

Adelitas seems to have fallen off a bit. The vibe was kind of depressing after spending an hour at Hong Kong.Since murder of one of the girls there, I don't see it getting any better. Just my. 02 cents though.

[TitanTool]

So I went down to Tijuana on both Wednesday and Friday. I usually stick to the Zona area and just explore the main clubs, usually spending the most time at Hong Kong, which seems to have the highest quantity of hot ladies. My problem with HK girls is that they just feel so all-business all the time, particularly once you get them upstairs. So the first night after a couple hours at HK I wandered over the Adelitas, and there was this smoking hot lady I was hoping would come free, but she was preoccupied with a guy who looks like he was just going to monopolize her all evening. She is over there giving the guy a lap dance while looking over at me (20 ft away) flirting with me because she could clearly tell I was enthralled with her. I'm sitting here thinking, ditch that guy and let's just go straight to a room so you can make some real money, but alas, that never happened LOL. Anyways, I had waived off a half dozen ladies who wandered by, but then this super slim spinner chick came by, she walks up to me, leans over and starts DFK'ing me, nothing else said. Damn, it was on, she sits on my lap and I can practically wrap my hands completely around her skinny waste. Then her friend sits down and starts making out with me too. Her friend is super cute but not as skinny, so I am more turned on by the skinny one. Anyways, they start making out with each other and then I am simultaneously doing a 3 way French kiss, it was crazy hot. Then the friend reach down my pants and starts stroking me. Both these ladies act like insatiable horny teenagers, I am usually not a 2 lady guy, so I am trying to concentrate on the skinny lady, but the friend just wants in on the action bad. So I am sitting here thinking, I got to take this skinny one upstairs before I pop in the bar, but I am doing this calculation based on how the ladies are acting that the skinny lady will be a fun fuck as I split her tiny body apart, but I am also fairly confident that the friend would do anything I want, including BBFS. Anyways, in the end I just took the skinny one upstairs, and it was great make out sex, all safe. Thinking I will try her again soon, and might see how far I can take her friend too if I can find them again. Great end to the evening all around.

Friday night, same routine, though this night I let the street guys talk me into going to D&G around the corner. I usually don't go there, it's kind of dead. Anyways, I walk in and there are like 10 ladies there and almost no guys. It was weird. Anyways, 2 of them meet my cute bar, and one them stands up and starts dirty dancing with me, but I wanted to explore around a bit before settling in on a lady, so I left thinking maybe come back later. Go over to HK, spend a couple hours there, I finally decided I was going to go back over to D&G and bang that chick because I am thinking she would be way more wild than the HK ladies, so I am heading out of the place when this smoking hot lady with a super toned body and ass grabbed my arm, I grab her ass and give her a dollar and as I am walking away she whispers in my ear that she wants me to take her upstairs and do nasty things to her. That got my attention, I tell her, how about a BBBJ and fuck, she says ok, we head up, she gives a nice BBBJ, but cfs and damn doing her in lazy dog was surreal with how young and tight her ass was, so hot. Anyways, had fun, but I am a bit bummed I didn't get to bang the seductive chick at D&G.oh well next time.

Lots of fun, total damage both nights all in including parking, etc was about $200 each night, you just can't beat the price. Oh, first night I told Mexican border officer I was going to dinner with a friend, let me through with no FMM, second night told them I was going to HK, they made me buy the $30 FMM.

[KC Questor]

Been to TJ many times in the past and just moved back to SD. I need to go into TJ at Otay Mesa crossing on Monday. Is there any fun to be found there? Recommendations? Thanks.Just get a cab from Otay to TJ. You may find some independent girls who live out by Otay, but no organized hobbying.

[Emve1]

I have never been to TJ and wondering if it would be worth traveling alone during a mid morning weekday? I wouldn't plan on staying very long for my first trip.

[KC Questor]

I have never been to TJ and wondering if it would be worth traveling alone during a mid morning weekday? I wouldn't plan on staying very long for my first trip.Worth it how? You will be able to find girls at any time, but mid-morning weekday will be the slowest. Still plenty of options. What are you looking for and what kind of time do you have? If coming from San Diego, plan on at least an hour to get to the club, and anywhere from 1-4 hours to return to San Diego unless you have Global Entry or a SENTRI pass.

You could arrange for an escort to meet you near the border and take a cab together to a love motel. Afterwards you can get dropped back at the border. All told it will cost about $200 for the hour (including cab and room), so not MUCH cheaper than a hooker in SD. Or you could take a cab to the Zona Norte, go to a club and find a girl. That will cost $100-$150 for a half hour (including cab and room), depending on how many drinks you buy looking for the right girl. Or you could take a cab to the Zona Norte, find a streetwalker and pay $50 for 20 minutes (including cab and room).

As an experience, it's worth doing. But it's a lot of hassle for a short trip.

[CesarMagisCar]

Since murder of one of the girls there, I don't see it getting any better. Just my. 02 cents though.Probably true.

Last time I went Adelitas the girl who I got told me that it died down after that.

Probably girl's don't want to work there when their security won't even check at the door.

She said they got strict with their customers but she seemed a little mad when I told her the guy didn't even pat me down when I got there.

Other than that she was amazing. Told her I was looking for a good time since last time I was disappointed and she gave me great service for going at 10 am.

I would go back with her but love trying new women out. I've realized the street girls from the back are way different from the club girls.

[GdAloha]

Took another trip over the boarder. Been wanting to hit the Asian agencies, but I always test the waters in TJ first. If I don't find what am looking for, I head to agency or AMP. My last visit walked all the clubs and couldn't really find what I was looking for. Decided to head back to HK and see what they had. Ended up walking in to the Chavelas and ran into a wonderful girl waiting her turn to get in to HK. Talked with her for a bit, she doesn't care for drinking, but wanted to go upstairs. I usually can get a girl to settle for 80, but she wouldn't budge. She told me all the guys give her 120 and a minimum 100.

I told her the only way I can give you 100 is videos and pictures are involved. She thought about it and said sure and we headed up to the room. Workers stilling trying to sucker guys into the $30+ room with drinks. When we walked up to the counter they asked for $30+. Told them no, and they figured out I've been there before. Made it to the room. This girls is hot and a great pleaser. Only downside was she couldn't take as hard of pounding like I prefer. But she was a champ for about 20 secs and then said no more. Really got to her in doggy position, so finish up in mish to completion. Did a great job jacking me off and alternating in between teasing my nipples and balls. Couldn't handle it anymore and explodes all over her chest! Another successful evening in TJ. Here's a few teasers. Go enjoy fellas.

[STandR]

Seems like you can enjoy TJ with US dollars. Any reason to have pesos on hand? Do the street vendors take dollars too?

[KC Questor]

Seems like you can enjoy TJ with US dollars. Any reason to have pesos on hand? Do the street vendors take dollars too?You can get by with dollars anywhere in the zona but the street vendors may have trouble making change. They also may have poor exchange rates. Best to use pesos for street action (tacos or girls).

For the bars themselves, I always think it's just easier to use dollars. They peg their prices to the dollar and the girls quote dollars. Some girls may accept a discount if you offer pesos, but some will whip out a calculator app and see how much you are offering, so you never know.

[Habeed]

Seems like you can enjoy TJ with US dollars. Any reason to have pesos on hand? Do the street vendors take dollars too?If you get thirsty standing in the line to cross back to the USA, dollars can be a problem. None of the shops would accept a $20 when this happened to me, they said it was too much to buy a drink. But if you cross back late at night the line is short.

[KC Questor]

If you get thirsty standing in the line to cross back to the USA, dollars can be a problem. None of the shops would accept a $20 when this happened to me, they said it was too much to buy a drink. But if you cross back late at night the line is short.Making change is a problem all over Tijuana. Even paying in pesos, shops often don't have much change. It's always good to have smallish bills for any transaction.

[TJ Dog]

Making change is a problem all over Tijuana. Even paying in pesos, shops often don't have much change. It's always good to have smallish bills for any transaction.My rule was always to cross over with a bunch of $1's for tips and grab-ass in the bars, a few $5's for cab fare and as many $20's and $10's as I could lay my hands on for the fichas and the ladies. I almost always had a few of the smaller bills remaining when crossing back.

[Problems]

Riding the Lightning.

It had been a long three weeks, but the day was finally here. Not long after returning from last month's visit, I had found an incredible deal online from Spirit. Round trip from Vegas to San Diego and back for $44. I immediately booked thinking "fuck, I can't even Uber across the valley for that"; I simply couldn't pass it up. I had followed up by reserving a room for 2 nights at Cascadas. I figured I'd experiment with staying in Zona Norte this time. Due to my overall dissatisfaction with Hotel Ticuan last trip, and also in the interest of saving a considerable amount of dinero by avoiding the extra expenditure for short-time rooms. I figured it would be win-win. In addition, I first came to appreciate staying in Zona Centro to facilitate escort visits should the bar scene prove not to my liking. I had been shown a good time with the escorts that took care of me in 2019, but as it turns out, I prefer the bar girl / paradita scene. Besides, there's no shortage of available escorts in Vegas (obviously) for when the mood strikes me. Since I'd planned at least two trips in September, and a follow up at least once in October, it only made sense to pick up a VIP card this time as well.

So, I was checking my email about a week and a half prior to this trip and was delighted to find that Spirit had bumped me off my flight and scheduled my departure for Wednesday instead of Tuesday, robbing me of one of a full day in the Zona. Being the kunts that they are, Spirit credited me instead of providing a refund when I cancelled the flight reservation. I considered reaching out to my bank for a charge-back, but it was only $44 dollars and I had 90 days to apply it to a future visit. I know it's the principle, and yes I was disgusted, but I've learned to pick my battles. However, once I get my credit applied, that will be the last time I fly with Spirit. I also considered cancelling the trip straight out (since I also have a trip planned the 3rd week of September), but remembered that my new amigo and wingman from my August visit had mentioned he was bringing his kid brother down the same days for his 30th birthday. I sucked it up and booked with Frontier even though the flight was considerably more that what I paid Spirit.

I was pretty amped when I jumped out of bed Tuesday. The Frontier flight was scheduled to depart Vegas at 16:30 ish, which meant I'd be arriving in the Zona at least a few hours earlier than I did in August. Because we can't have nice things, the adventure started when I was in the Uber on my way to McCarran and the driver took the exit to terminal 3. Since I wasn't planning on making any international stops on my hop to San Diego I asked him where we were going. Ironically in the end, due to a twist of events, he had been right. After my gate was changed 3 times (2 terminals, 3 concourses, and 3 gates), we did end up departing from a gate in terminal 3. Thank the gods for the gate change text updates from the airline, or I probably would have missed my flight. I had my phone plugged into a charging table and had heard a grand total of zero intercom gate change announcements. I had been meditating to Gojira's "Born for Just one Thing" alternating with Decapitated's "Blindness" in an attempt to achieve that blessed state of black / death metal Zen that I've so come to appreciate. Once I figured out what was going on, I hurried through the gauntlet of re-assignments so that I could enjoy the follow-up hour delay for departure. Apparently we just needed an albatross to fall out of the sky to curse our voyage, and we'd be on our happy way.

We touched down in San Diego finally. I purchased a "protein cookie" and an iced coffee from one of the concourse vendors (that isn't Starbucks), and had just enough time to wolf it down before the MTS 992 picked me up to ferry me to the trolley station. Pieces of cookie were flying everywhere as I tried to inhale without getting any crumbs stuck in my beard. I simultaneously opened the new "Pronto" ticketing app so that I could begin cashing in on the free bus and trolley fare for the month of September. On my way downtown, I realize that I'm really getting to know my way around that side of San Diego. I wish I could write that before I knew it I was in the pedestrian line explaining to the agent what I'd be doing in Mexico. Truthfully, the ride on the blue line was agonizing, and seemed like a trans-pacific voyage. Thankfully once at the border I was again permitted to cross without an FMM. There was no guy on the walkway down by the taxis offering the Zona shuttle this time, and since I am impatient and didn't yet have my VIP card, I settled for a taxi ride to Cascadas. I asked the driver to drop me at the alley entrance in back, but for whatever reason he chose to drop in front of HK. My OC amigo had referred me to one of the guys at reception, informing me of what last two numbers to request for a room, and for which floors. He gave me some sound advice and advised that of all the people receiving tips in the Zona, the gentlemen at reception should take top priority. Though I was flying by the seat of my pants and not really sure where they were issued, I was able to get my first VIP card easily enough at what could only be the concierge podium next to front reception. Once I confirmed my reservation, I was careful to specify which room numbers would suit me best, and offered a modest gratuity for the favor. I ended up with a posh enough room in one of the back wings with carpeted hallway flooring. My OC buddy told me the carpet would reduce the noise from the clacking stilettos through the course of the nights during my stay. Good looking out amigo, I owe you a donut.

My wingman had text me when I was on the blue line trolley. Him and his brother had already checked in to Cascadas and were throwing back chasers in his brother's room. He instructed that I reach out after checking in, and I did so. They said they would stop by my room and we could set out from there. Once they headed down, introductions were made and we chatted briefly before deciding to warm up at Bar Tropical before we took birthday boy to Hong Kong for his first time. We were subjected to the routine pat down and body temperature reading before entering the club. It was more lively than I had remembered from the night I was in and out on my prior visit. There was a good selection of girls seated around the club, and one dancing on the pole to the east of the entrance. We rolled up on a table with a good view of the pole, and as the masero was taking our drink order I was looking around surveying the talent when I caught a glance of an absolute bombshell. Something about her reminded me of the actress that played Apollonia in the first Godfather movie. Like Michael, I felt like I was hit by "the thunderbolt" when our eyes met. She was very tan with long curly black extensions, blood red lipstick, and eyes that would never surrender. The yellow dress she was rocking fit perfectly and set everything else off. I immediately whipped my head back to my amigos and asked "holy fuck, do you see that chick in the yellow dress? Well, she must have noticed our reaction because the masero was still standing next to us when to my surprise and delight she jumped into the booth next to me. Fortunately, I was in the 3rd wheel position so there's that. I was even more blown away when she was right up on me and couldn't help thinking "why isn't she working in HK? It occurred to me that perhaps she was a bad girl and was on a time-out from HK. I became both hopeful and intrigued as I ordered a ficha for her. She asked me my name, and told me hers. In what has become a recurring theme, I immediately forgot it. We chatted it up a bit while she gave us all a good look at her prime cuts. She was also grindy, cuddly and somewhat kissy with me, but not too over the top. She was happy to allow me to roam, and I encouraged my buddies to cop a feel. Not wanting to grab the first chica I came across, I explained to her that we were going to be in and out of the clubs, as it was one of our group's first time in the Zona. I pulled up my whatsapp to give her my digits and asked how late she'd be working. I told her to reach out when she was getting close to quitting time if I had not yet stopped by. She text me before she bounced, and I locked her in. Us three enjoyed our drinks while watching the girls and continuing to catch up. My amigo from last time had visited Guatemala and Costa Rica in the interim, and was giving a brief report which I very much enjoyed and had been looking forward to.

We somehow came to the decision that it was time. I bubbled with anticipation as we crossed the street to HK. After passing security, we hit the gift shop for our free drink vouchers. I could not wait to watch the birthday boy's reaction. They pulled back the curtains, and of course he was all smiles. He wasn't the only one. We grabbed our drinks and did a lazy lap downstairs and upstairs as we surveyed the talent. What can be said about the girls there that already hasn't been reported ad nauseum. But there is nothing like sharing in the joy of a fellow punter's first time in the promised land. We finally pulled up next to the back stage where they do the shaving cream shows. I told my amigos I wanted to look for the tall lithe girl with the glasses that I wasn't able to make time for on my last visit. I had thought much about her in the intervening three weeks since my last trip, and was really hoping she'd be working. I'm not proficient in the least when it comes to thinning individuals out from a crowded scene, but the god of fuck answered my prayers and after a lap and a half, there she was. Our eyes met and I stopped in my tracks. She smiled at me with what I hoped was a look of recognition. She was sitting in one of the back booths in the front of the club. I cocked my head to one side, held my open hand out in her direction as if I knew she would come to me. Still smiling, she immediately jumped up, walked over, and took my hand in hers. I returned a smile and gave her a big hug before dragging her back to my amigos. They had moved off the stools under the mini-stage to a table in the meantime, and invited us to sit down as we approached. Because I am a simpleton I was grinning from ear to ear. The girl I like to think of as "the librarian" told me her name was "Yireth". She had told me as much my last visit, but of course her name was in my dilapidated memory banks for all of 30 seconds before it evaporated. We all chopped it up and threw back several drinks and fichas in between me playing grab ass with my new flaca and nerding out to demonstrate my duolingo espanol app I've been learning with. At one point, I asked "Yireth" if she had any amigas for my amigos as they had both stated that nothing had as of yet caught their collective eyes. She did us a solid and in fact called another bespectacled slender girl over that I found really attractive as well. Birds of a feather perhaps. But unfortunately my amigos did not share my sentiment, so they sent her off with a propina and an apology, thanking her for her time. I shrugged, thanked "Yireth" for the trouble, and ordered her another ficha. To the best of my memory, not terribly long after that, some older dude happened by with what looked like an old reel to reel machine hanging from his neck and a pair of metallic handles, one in each of his hands. He explained to the best of his ablility that he was offering a chance to experience the flow of electricity or something similar, so I put two and two together and figured what was hanging around is neck was some sort of battery rig or generator. By this time I had indulged in more than a few cervezas and my inner demons had been making their way up from the depths, they indeed were not far below the surface. In addition, I had my new friends and tonight's first conquest to entertain. Challenge accepted. I grabbed one metallic handle with one hand and his free hand with the other as I offered my best thousand-yard weigh-in stare and gave him a nod. You're in my world now big boy. He turns one of the knobs, and the current begins to flow through us. I was shocked once as a young child, and the memory is renewed as I feel the familiar vibration of the energy that pulses between us. I empty my mind and embrace it with complete dispassion, never blinking or taking my eyes from his. He makes a good show of surprise and amazement as he gradually increases the intensity while my eyes promise death. Finally, he realizes we may continue on forever as I'm not going to tap. He shuts off the current and offers me a shallow Asian bow while holding his hands together in front of his chest and tells me "4 dollars". I give him 5, a smile, and a hug to demonstrate that I'm not really a psychopath. Because, fuck that guy.

Anyway, after that brief pause for station identification, I realized I had been drinking the whole time and forgot to take any vitamins. I quickly chewed up three 20's as if they were baby aspirin, and made a show of sticking out my tongue to reveal the white coating. I ordered "Yireth" another ficha and explained to my amigos that I'd soon need to step out for a minute to savage "the librarian". We negotiated an agreement while she finished her last ficha. Unfortunately she was not down with the some of the items I requested on the menu, consequently I was not down with her full ask. But at the end of the day she's a business woman, and took my offer.

We headed upstairs while playfully enjoying each other's company. I was slightly saddened to see that when she took off the stilettos, she was in fact a good two inches shorter than me. Because I am a near-idiot it did not occur to me to have her put them back on. However, my mild disappointment dissipated when she took off her glasses and went from an 8 or so to a hard 9. 5. I actually said out loud "WOW". I suppose that was not very polite. The service though sterile, was very accommodating and well worth the cost of admission. She offered no protest as I took her in every way imaginable; as if I owned her. It felt great to get that first one out of the way. After, she showered and dressed. I thanked her while explaining that I needed a shower of my own. I bid her adios and hugged her goodbye on her way out. After I jumped out of the shower, I text my amigo. Him and his brother were still in HK, I told him I was on my way back down. They were ready to head to Chicago of all places. I told them I was down, and over we went. We weren't at the table even two minutes before we were swarmed by ficha seeking predators. A lovely mixed woman with a generous booty and super soft flesh climbed up on my lap with her pitch. I gave her a tip for the feel I copped, waived her off, and explained that I was good; and lied through my teeth when I told her I'd return tomorrow. In truth, though I love black and mixed women, she was not remotely to my liking. A super cute girl in a revealing stars and stripes one piece saddled up on the birthday boy. I thought for sure he was going to take her up at one point, but in the end he sent her on her way. Though, not before buying her a ficha and raining propinas. Once she was off his lap, my amigos decided they wanted to go back to Bar Tropical. We make our way back over to BT, and order more alcohol. At this point, I'm amazed that I'm the only one that has handled business, and tell them as much in an attempt at a fun ribbing. I looked around but did not see the bombshell. I sent her a text, but she did not reply. I supposed she probably had a cock in her mouth like the good little puta she is. We weren't there long, and the brothers decide they want to return to Hong Kong. Birthday boy is having a great time while we enjoy the scenery back at HK. I remembered to look at my phone at one point and noticed that the bombshell replied to my text about 20 minutes after I sent it, and I enjoy a private chuckle. Meanwhile my amigos are transfixed by an adept dancer on the big hoop. I text the bombshell back asking where she is. She tells me she is still at Bar Tropical but gets off in 90 minutes. Then she text to request that I come back and text her when I get inside. I chew up a few more vitamins before I finish my last cerveza and tell my amigos that I'm going back for the girl in the yellow dress. I say my goodbyes and tell them that I'll text when I finish. I head over to BT and text the bombshell. Not long after, we are at a table together smiling and laughing. I ordered her a ficha and myself an agua. I apologized for forgetting her name, and she reminded me that she calls herself "Catalina". I cut to the chase and use google translate to ask her what she will NOT do in the bedroom. Her menu is very relaxed. We talk donation, and I tell her that at her ask I'm going to need an hour. To my surprise she agrees without hesitation. We make out and enjoy each other's company while she finishes her drink. By this time I'm really turned on again despite having just released a few hours prior. We get back to my room, and either she is a top notch performer, we share really good energy, or both. Honestly, at one point I felt like I was done, but she was having none of it. Though in the end she tapped; so I guess I can still hang. Either way, it was hot as fuck and I was satisfied to the core of my being. Because my obnoxiousness is only surpassed by my generosity (not to mention my humility), I rewarded her with a generous tip and left it with the rest of her donation on the counter. She asked me if I needed her to leave. I used google translate to tell her she could leave whenever she was ready, and that I was cool. In retrospect, that may have been a lost in translation moment. She laid down on her stomach and requested a massage. I happily obliged as massaging a beautiful woman is one of my all time favorite activities; though in truth I usually prefer it prior to the main event. Soon after, she starts complaining about the room being "frio" and gets under the covers. Under my breath I mumble "mujeres". I cuddle up next to her and before I know it she's out cold. I spent most of the next couple of hours laying next to her and wondering what would come of this situation. There is no way I'm going to let myself fall asleep with a chica in the room. Every so often her phone goes off and I'm tempted to wake her and bring it to her attention, but since I'm weak and since she looked so peaceful, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. While my eyes are inches away from her striking face, I study her remarkable profile and think to myself that she looks like she was sculpted by Michelangelo. Even as I write this, I can close my eyes and see her perfect Roman lines. After what seems like an eternity she finally comes to with a start, and I am more than a little relieved. It has been a long day and some shut-eye sounds super inviting at this point. We get her showered and I thank her and say my goodbyes. I checked my phone to discover that the older hermano of my two amigos took the birthday boy back to his room before the inevitable "one too many". He had also text me that he was retiring for the night after having returned to Chicago Club for the mixed girl that was apparently to his liking; only to find she was gone. He promised we'd all meet back up the next day.

With that, I showered and so my first September night in the Zona came to a close.

More to come.

[Problems]

It's a cold hard game.

So. I was awakened several times in the early morning Wednesday. Starting around 08:45. I was not really too sure what was going on, but I heard radio chatter and racket. I came to find out later that day from one of my amigos heretofore known as "the birthday boy" that there is currently construction / renovation in progress in Cascadas. Amazingly, I was able to doze-off despite the noise and feeling a deep need for the agua that I failed to stock up on when I first arrived; because you know, the big brain. Once I was ready to get up and around, it was already coming up on 13:00 and I was still feeling more than a little murky. I checked my phone to find a text from my amigo inquiring about my adventures with "the girl in the yellow dress". He told me that his younger brother and himself had already had breakfast at Azuls and he was going to try to get some work done while his brother recovered in his own room with a little hair of the dog. I told him I was going to grab some breakfast and run to OXXO to grab some water. I was not going to have a repeat of the night prior. He text me his brother's room and digits and told me he'd meet up with us when he had his business addressed and concluded.

I eventually found my way down to Azuls while further familiarizing myself with the layout of Cascadas. Honestly, I was hanging a little from the night prior. Food did not sound all that good. My recent forays in TJ aside, I am rarely in the habit of drinking. I tell the waiter I just want some coffee and water to start. I had seated myself out on the patio, because why not. It was still early in the day, but because I'm a lizard, the humidity was already feeling uncomfortable. Since my phone is a potato, or maybe because I am a cave man, I've never been able to use the camera to scan the barcode and have the menu pop up regardless of the establishment. Or it might just be that whatever works for everyone else rarely works for me. So not a bit of surprise struck me while I was having the same issue at Azul. I googled the menu instead, and decided on a egg ciabatta sandwich type thing. It had ham, and although swine is a filthy animal, ham was one of the few things that was sounding good. I wish I had paid closer attention because it had melted cheese on it, and I'm not the biggest fan of cheese. Especially with eggs. I've always wondered why people would choose to eat cheese when they could have ice cream instead, but maybe that's just me. Anyway, the blinds were pulled down to about 3 1/2 inches off the table which afforded me a great deal of anonymity and the perfect angle to observe all the happenings great and small in paradita alley this fine morning. I divided my attention between that, my phone, and the bar girls eating at Azuls. I was choking down the sandwich (it was good despite the cheese, my stomach. Not so much) and trying to shake off the cobwebs when I received an emoji accented good morning / besos text from "Catalina". I initially ignored it, but eventually went against my better judgement and answered by asking how she was feeling. I continued to work on breakfast and text the younger of the hermanos but did not think to tell him who I was. I'm braindead like that. I was learning a great deal about the zona from my vantage point. There was one particular gentleman in the alley that had somehow attracted my notice. At first I mistook him for a chulo, then after careful study realized that he was making great use of the sewage / drainage system and sidewalk covers to produce novelties wrapped in plastic and in bags for the girls that were handing him money. It looked like he had something for everybody, not just the girls; and great customer service to boot. I also noticed a few of his comrades and they were all staying pretty busy. Oddly, every now and again they would all disappear and coincidentally enough a marked vehicle would happen by. The hustle is alive and well in TJ it seems; it was delightful to watch. Of all the times I had walked the alley I had never taken the time to notice, but then again the paraditas serve as a worthwhile distraction; so I feel I should get a pass. In any event, it served as a stark reminder of how deep the water is here.

I took my time with breakfast and had a second coffee and finally started coming to. I went down to my amigo's room and knocked a few times. I figured he must have gone to the bar or was out running errands, and started to walk away when I heard the door open behind me. We hung out in his room a bit, and he would periodically walk down the hallway to smoke near the opened screened window while we shot the shit. It was nice, we were finally getting to know one another without the distraction and noise of the clubs, real talk. He wanted to get change, and I wanted to get water and some more cash so we bounced to take care of business. We couldn't get into the OXXO by the Sushi place due to what appeared to be covid capacity restrictions. One of the street promoters for the massage place next to BT (after giving us his pitch) was kind enough to lead us next door to OXXO where a mom and pop were selling cold bottled water on the cheap with some other stuff. I grabbed 4 one liter bottles and gave one to my amigo, they were only 20 pesos apiece by the way. Once he had his change, and what was left of my water was in my room fridge I talked him into bar hopping. For some odd reason I wanted to show him Adelitas Bar. I don't know if it was still too early, but the scene was dead. The girls were not bad, but there weren't many and they didn't look like they wanted to be there. I think I saw only one other guy inside. So naturally we didn't stay long. I found myself once again inside HK. The coffee had done it's trick and I was finally alive and breathing. Unfortunately for me, the morning time (whenever that may happen to be on any particular day) is my favorite time to punt. We found a table and because I have so much brain damage, I found myself surprised at how many really hot girls were in the bar so early. They were also very thirsty it appeared. More than a few were on us for fichas and arribas. Did I mention I love to punt early in the day? Little problems was trying to burst forth from my shorts, tingly and drooling, and started his motivational speaker bullshit. Do it, do it, DO IT! There was one girl in particular that had a ridiculously athletic body even by HK standards. She was wearing white yoga / tights that might as well have been painted on. In addition, she had my weakness on display with her high cut top, her abs were just stupid. Did I mention her ass? This chica definitely does not skip leg day. I was feeling that sometimes life just isn't fair. It was obvious she had had some work done, but it was what it was and the motivational speaker was reaching a fever pitch. It didn't help that she smelled so good and was massaging the speaker through my shorts right in front of my amigo. Zero fucks given. Anyway, I couldn't get past her five-head and botox, and the platinum bleached hair was way over the top. Despite often ending up inside them, I honestly don't prefer blondes. I told her maybe later, and she graciously moved back to her prior perching spot, but stayed in my field of view. My buddy had also attracted the attention of a chica that might have had the best natural body that I have ever seen in person, one in a million. I was humbly reminded that though the girl from Bar Tropical the night prior had rung my bell in the most resounding way possible, this beauty was in fact the definition of "bombshell" - she was the real McCoy. Full, toned, and voluptious with a perfect percentage of body fat she had beyond any shadow of a doubt hit the genetic lottery at birth. In short, she was flawless, and looked like she belonged on the cover of an old-school Playboy or Penthouse magazine. I told my amigo that we may be witnessing her on her absolute best day, her true "prime". She had been dancing on the stage in front of us while the blonde had been molesting me. My amigo was commenting on her unbelievable looks and expressing his interest. I was obviously in agreement and trying to look out, so I advised that he'd better grab her right after she gets down if he was serious. He was shyly protesting and making excuses, so I let it go. I was so proud of him when he goosed her ass as she was walking by that I had a tear in my eye. She was super receptive and friendly despite her knock-out looks. She was on my amigo's lap and he looked to be having the time of his life. With her so close to us my eyes almost fell out of my head when she pulled out her chi-chis. I was there, I saw them, and I still can't believe it. I'm not even a tit man. They were easily double-ds if not better and looked like they had been painted by DaVinci himself, just like the rest of her. Anyway, about that time my amigo requested that I text his older with our whereabouts. I tried to do so but was interrupted as a natural pair of tits (almost as nice as the ones my amigo had his hands on) crashed abruptly into my face. I realized the futility of it all and admitted to myself that the motivational speaker is about to win. I'm fighting the good fight, but these chicas are bringing the heat. I'm just a man after all. So now I have a lovely petite beauty of my own that has parked her perfect backside on my lap and is trying to either smother me or resuscitate me with her pillow-soft natural tits. I can't figure out which, I'm not sure I even care. Little problems is threatening to remove me from his last will and testament if I don't do something RIGHT NOW! Despite the unbridled madness happening in my pants I thank the girl and tell her that I'll be ready in an hour or so. Thankfully she moved on before I embarrassed myself, and my amigo's older text back replying something to the effect of "fuck work, I'm coming down". I tried to catch my breath and get my feet under me as I enjoyed the rest of the scenery. The real McCoy was still working the birthday boy, and wow if he wasn't just hating it! Poor guy, the struggle is real. The minutes pass and I start to regain my composure, but I am still really jazzed up. Feeling the inevitable and impending punt I chew a handful of baby aspirin and wash it down with more agua. As we are waiting for the older of my amigos, reckless boob girl returns and I buy her a ficha. She tells me she calls herself "Angelica", and for once the name sticks. Her and I are negotiating menu and donation when my other amigo finally walks by and we grab him and make space at the table. Not long after, "Angelica" finishes her ficha and is pushing for arriba, and I am more than ready. I apologize for rudely dipping right after my other buddy arrived, but it's all good among friends. We went up and to nobody's surprise it was spectacular. It didn't hurt that it was early in the day, and I was so worked up that I was practically vibrating. I almost never cry out, but when I finished I wasn't completely sure I wasn't having a seizure. Being the hardened pro she is she did not stick around, and I have to say I appreciated that, oddly. She said something about going to lunch and we said our goodbyes. After I showered I text my buddy and he told me to meet them at Tropical. As I head over I'm so relaxed I feel like I've taken a tranquilizer dart intended for a rhino right in the glute. I'm practically floating down the stairs to the street. To the disappointment of my amigos I order another aqua once I'm at their table. I told them I'm not drinking until later; I still felt like I had gotten a bit carried away in the excitement of the night prior. We enjoy watching several girls take to the pole and I even tipped a few as they walked by the table, they weren't bad at all. I asked the younger what happened to the centerfold, he explained that since he had been drinking most of the morning and afternoon he unfortunately wasn't up for it, both literally and figuratively. The mind was willing but the body, not so much. I told him that the limited sleep due to the construction racket probably didn't help, and that I understood. I asked the older of my amigos what his plans were. He said he was planning to meet up with an indy in a few hours at La Mansion. I told him I'd be excited for a report. The hermanos two were getting hungry, as was I. I was craving Sushi One, but they were wanting Azul so I found myself with them at a table there not long after. I enjoyed another coffee and a grilled chicken salad with spinach, cheese, fruits, and nuts. I don't know if it was goat cheese in the salad, but it looked and tasted like it. Like a well made reuben, everything went together splendidly and I told our server I did not need any dressing. Both amigos commented on how tranquil I was. I explained that "Angelica" was kind enough to give me a phenomenal climax and I was still basking in the afterglow. While we were eating, the older of the two got a text from the indy; she had to cancel. Something to do with her kid. The younger revealed his plans to take a 3 ish hour "siesta" for some recovery so that he could live the night, and assured us that he would set an alarm before excusing himself to his room. The older told me he wanted to grab a shower and head back to Tropical, still hiding his intent. To which in fact I was completely oblivious at the time. I told him I was going back to my room to take a break, but I'd be happy to join him at BT if he wanted company. He said he did and would text after his shower.

So, I was on my bed reading when my amigo text that he was headed down to my room. Once in my room, he confided in me his desire to hook up with the girl in the yellow dress from the other night, the girl calling herself "Catalina". I told him I highly recommended her, and asked if he wanted me to text and find out if she was working. Oddly, he seemed relieved and thanked me, but I get it. She text back right away and was in fact working. We head over and find (I think) the same table we had been camping on our prior visits. My buddy is double checking with me that everything is alright, and I text "Catalina" to tell her that we were there and that I did not see her. I told him I had no further interest, not because she wasn't awesome, just because I love variety and there are so many girls here. My buddy mentioned that we could be eskimo brothers and I couldn't help but laugh as I told him that I had enough eskimo brothers to fill a stadium, he'd be in good company. I was unable to get the next sentence out of my mouth before "Catalina" jumped into the booth next to me with a gigantic smile on her face, wrapped me up and gave me a huge kiss. Oh, boy. Because I am human, I felt like a grimy worm and had to take a deep breath. Bros before hos as the saying goes. I whispered in her ear "my amigo likes you" and motioned to the open spot next to him. I'm not exactly sure what I saw on her face, but she recovered in an instant and gave my buddy a big smile as she cuddled up next to him. I politely made my escape and wished my buddy luck with a fist bump. I could not bring myself to make eye contact with her before I got up from the table. I text her "thank you baby, kisses" after I was out of the bar. She read it later that night, but did not reply and has not text me since, so whatever I suppose. It's a cold hard game.

I half heartedly walk back to Hong Kong and turn in my voucher; now I need a drink. I sit down on a stool at the bar in front because HK was already almost standing room only and it was not yet 20:00. More than a few girls approached, but none were even close to my type, I was actually wondering what a few of them were even doing in HK, as they were not of caliber in my humblest of opinions. I did see the real McCoy dancing on the bar not far from me. I considered approaching her after she got down, but for reasons unknown I just wasn't feeling it. Even as I write this, I'm not sure what my problem was there. One of the chicas did piss me off. She sat down sharking for a ficha (but did not ask me directly), I asked her if she was going to dance and pointed to the pole to change the subject. Immediately after I see her speaking to the bartender out of the corner of my eye. I was keeping my back to her and paying obvious attention to the girls on the poles because my spidey senses were tingling. As I suspected, not long after I notice the bartender set a ficha down in front of her and hit me for it. I said to him "I didn't order that" while emphatically shaking my head "no" and he gave the girl a look of reproach before he snatched the ficha and put it under the bar, or trashed it. I was thinking to myself "this * right here", but I let it go as she stood there unfazed. It was turning into one of those nights where one does not want to leave his stool to piss, but yeah. Now was the time.

I returned to find the stool taken of course, but I found an opening further down the bar. I noticed a few of the girls I was with last time I was down. One waved at me and smiled, I nodded back. She had removed her curly red extensions and her natural flat ironed hair looked phenomenal, really brought out her striking facial features. I swear I am not making this up when I tell you that almost immediately after I nodded, I felt someone grab the hair on top of my head. I turn back around to the bar and look up to see "the librarian" smiling and looking down at me. I wondered how many more times I'll have to come down here before I'll feel like I've banged half the girls in the bar. I was patiently reviewing the talent and drinking cervezas while enjoying the dancing. For some reason, I couldn't find anything I liked. I considered that I might be punted out for the time being, but I'm persistent if nothing else. I did see a most impressive performance on the stage by the stairs with the ring and pole by a very slender and athletic girl with a close cropped haircut. She did that thing where she was holding herself out away from the pole with her arms extended and was slowly descending the pole in a standing position while she moved her legs in a lazy gait. It produced the same pleasing illusory effect as Michael Jackson's infamous "moonwalk". From the looks of the crowd, I was not the only one impressed. I considered approaching her after she got down off the pole, but didn't. She wasn't on the floor long before I saw her get snatched up by a guy that I've seen at HK numerous times before. He must be a regular. Props to him, hopefully she gave him his money's worth. I did finally see a girl I almost moved on dancing in front. She was short of stature with a fit toned look that almost approached thick. I really liked her build, but her face didn't quite do it for me despite her giving me several smiling glances. I was considering throwing in the towel and calling it a night since I had to wake up early in order to get back to San Diego for my flight home. I decided to make one final lap in an attempt to locate a girl that would snap me out of it. As I walked toward the stairs I made eye contact again with "Christine" from my prior trip and realize I will have to clear her to make it to the stairs / ramp. I tell her "hola" as I give her a hug, and whisper in her ear "your hair looks fucking amazing". She smiled back at me, hopefully she took the compliment to heart. As I walk up the ramp a pixie grabs me from the other side of the railing and wraps me up. I find myself stareing into a face I recognized. The last time I was in the Zona I saw her posted up on the stairs in between the first and second floor. Each time I would pass she would reach out, grab my shirt and smile. I always smiled back and felt flattered, but I never said hello. Mostly due to the fact that her favorite look to rock is that cliche schoolgirl anime thing that doesn't really speak to me. Also, she dyes her hair blonde. Why must it be blonde? Though she has that same exotic slightly Asian look that I've mentioned on prior occasions, so she does wear it well. Anyway, she's back in her favorite halloween costume wearing the short plaid skirt, knotted button down, and white thigh high hose. This time though she doesn't have the twin antennae pony-tails, she has her hair cropped and braided on one side of her scalp. I must admit, I had thought of her during the interim weeks between visits, and considered keeping an eye out on the stairs. Now I'm face to face with her, she is looking cute as a button and of course smells good. And just like that, the reptile brain flips the switch, and we are back in business. Another fucking blonde added to the body-count though, sigh. She asks my name and tells me she calls herself "Daylin". I ask her if she wants a drink, she asks me if I want a table. And I do. Thankfully she wants to walk to the adjoining Chavela's to find us a table. As we make our way to Chavela's, we first pass by "the librarian" who raises her eyebrows. Because I am a filthpig, I just shrugged my shoulders while opening my arms wide with my best "well, what do you expect?" look. I repeated the look and gesture as we walked by the last girl I was considering that had been on the pole only minutes prior. Either I was imagining things, or "Daylin's" ficha and my cerveza were cheaper at Chavela's than they would have been at HK. It makes no sense, but I'll take it. I realize I haven't had any vitamins in a while so I hurriedly chew a few and wash them down with a couple of swigs of Sol. We do the usual ficha interview complete with grinding and negotiations and we are on the same page. I can't get over how adorable she is with her cute little face complete with braces. I don't even have 1/4 of my cerveza down, and she has already quaffed her ficha. Of course the masero is right back at the table, but I tell him we are on our way up. I chug my sol and belch, up we go. Once we are in the room, she gets on the bed and asks me if I want her shoes on or off. I select the latter. I jump in the shower and tell "Daylin" that "I'm feeling dirty". We get down to business, but not before I pull off the white thigh highs. Everything was very nice, she took great care of me. It was an excellent final hurrah of the trip.

Though I was in bed relatively early, I had a hard time getting to sleep. My mind was whirring, processing the events of my visit. In addition, there was a good amount of activity in the hallways and (fortunately for some of my neighbors) in the rooms.

Checkout was easy, I didn't bother grabbing coffee at Azul or OXXO, I went straight to Valet for the shuttle. I really didn't want any caffeine before the dreaded wait in the ped east line, nor the full bladder that would come with it. My one amigo had mentioned that he timed his last trip through the border. My last visit was around the 90 min mark. I did stop-watch this one and it was 2 hrs and 8 minutes. I really need to look into one of these SENTRI cards. In the meantime, I think I'm going to start looking into red-eyes back to Vegas.

[MaximusKahn]

Problems, your reports are outstanding.

Entertaining and loaded with, tips, techniques, wisdom, and humor.

Thanks.

[Talbs1]

I have never been to TJ and wondering if it would be worth traveling alone during a mid morning weekday? I wouldn't plan on staying very long for my first trip.So I went my first time alone of a Monday at 2 in the afternoon and I had the best time of my life I think everything opens up just before noon. They only downside is getting back to San Diego is going to be a long wait in line. Best time to cross back is in the middle of the night. Have fun and let us know.

[AvgUSA]

I'm making a trip Oct. 19-23. It will be my 8th visit, and probably my last for a couple years.

Def going to be an all out party and I'm looking to cross a couple things off my bucket list.

I want to participate in a gangbang or orgy. Not sure if anything like this gets organized in the zona, or if it's a better strategy to find a chica who's down, and look for a local swingers party or club?

Also would like to know if any other ethnicities of girls are available anywhere (I know it's a long shot, but an asian / Latina threesome would be nice).

If anyone is going to be in town at the same time, message me and I'm always down for drinks & chicas! I speak "ok" Spanish.

[MongerSeeker]

Personally I have not heard of GB in the Zona.


I'm making a trip Oct. 19-23. It will be my 8th visit, and probably my last for a couple years.

Def going to be an all out party and I'm looking to cross a couple things off my bucket list.

I want to participate in a gangbang or orgy. Not sure if anything like this gets organized in the zona, or if it's a better strategy to find a chica who's down, and look for a local swingers party or club?

Also would like to know if any other ethnicities of girls are available anywhere (I know it's a long shot, but an asian / Latina threesome would be nice).

If anyone is going to be in town at the same time, message me and I'm always down for drinks & chicas! I speak "ok" Spanish.

[MikeFandango]

I'm making a trip Oct. 19-23. It will be my 8th visit, Also would like to know if any other ethnicities of girls are available anywhere (I know it's a long shot, but an asian / Latina threesome would be nice).
If anyone is going to be in town at the same time, message me and I'm always down for drinks & chicas! I speak "ok" Spanish.The closest I got and was a bargain for 25 plus hotel (5) for this girl that resemble an Asian, didn't see other ones around but there is plenty of chicas.

[Captain Solo]

Looks like Sara, a hot spinner at that dumpy roach motel, a good deal for that money.

She's stuck up and difficult but that kitty is tight and snug, delish to pump.


The closest I got and was a bargain for 25 plus hotel (5) for this girl that resemble an Asian, didn't see other ones around but there is plenty of chicas.

[CesarMagisCar]

Looking a place that gives good massage and happy ending in tj.

I know there is a couple places but wanted to see if any body have recommendations.

Close to HK or revolution.

Price range and girl ratings.

I know the ones in front of HK is there but don't think they give massages. Straight business or I could be wrong.

TIA.

[Horn Doggy]

Looking a place that gives good massage and happy ending in tj.

I know there is a couple places but wanted to see if any body have recommendations.

Close to HK or revolution.

Price range and girl ratings.

I know the ones in front of HK is there but don't think they give massages. Straight business or I could be wrong.

TIA.Went to the zona a few weeks ago. Why don't you check out mermaids massage. Next door to the tropical bar. You can't miss it.

[KC Questor]

I know the ones in front of HK is there but don't think they give massages. Straight business or I could be wrong.The one across from HK is Mermaids. If you get a massage there at all, it probably won't be particularly good. The place is a straight up whorehouse, and a bit of a ripoff.

[OlgaVaz]

In SD for the first time in three years. Man I love the weather down there. Got to pilgrimage to Salk Institute and visit the beautiful Blacks Beach. Even walked around the clothing optional area clothing-less. Damn I am pale. Headed to the border at 8 pm. My 4th time enjoying the cultural exchange. Last time I was here there was a shooting and police activity that woke me up in the middle of the night. Parked in Gateway Parking just north of Jack In the Box-$15/8 hours (pay a late fee later than that). Decided not to get any pesos this time and go with just dollars. Walked across, passport check, I was only one in line. She asked what I was doing, I said a day trip visit as tourist, and then thank you. I had my vaccine card but no need. Got to the taxi rank and got in a white marked taxi. He said $6 so fine by me. Checked in to Hotel Cascadas, wrist band, and into HongKong Club by 9 pm. I was pleasantly surprise at the expansion, basically doubling the size of the place. Sunday was lively but not crowded which is great. 100% the staff, 10% of the ladies and 2% of the patrons had masks on. The rest were super spreading. I did not think the talent was the best. Bought drinks for two ladies ($9 ea), lap dances right at the seat, let my hands roam pretty much everywhere. Enjoyed the stage shows, dollar gropes, whip cream shows. Mostly English and some broken Spanish worked fine for me. Ladies we not overly aggressive.

Arriba with Eidith and Mary at $100 each. Edith had a sling bikini which I love and a great porn body. Pleasant and standard CBJ and CFS. No kissing or any other fluid contact. Wore her out with the pounding. Had to use a lot of lube. Mary was slightly older and less attractive face but great body in a fishnet outfit. More liberal, passionate and wet. I asked both if I could take a discrete photo but no. Called it a night at 1 am as I had two web meetings to attend in the morning.

Monday morning came quickly. I tried to get the Wifi to work in the room, but it was too weak. Decided to skip the first meeting, more HK and head over the border for the second instead. Got the HK shuttle (with my VIP card) outside. Tipped him $2. Very light crowd at the crossing back to US. I used Global Entry which is the Sentri line. Again, I was only one in line and back in US within 15 minutes of leaving HK. I won't report on the ordeal after this moment when I found out I lost my rental car keys either at HK or in the shuttle. After a couple of hours of phone calls, locksmith, new key made and $300 gone. Otherwise, nice quick trip.

[Captain Solo]

Ouch!

I feel bad for you. So easy to lose things in the middle of having sexy fund and hot passion. My wingmen lost keys, wallets, iPhones but got them back. I hook the key chain to my pants so I will always have keys and pants for the return hehe.

Glad you popped Edith and Maria and had a good time.


In SD for the first time in three years. Man I love the weather down there. Got to pilgrimage to Salk Institute and
I won't report on the ordeal after this moment when I found out I lost my rental car keys either at HK or in the shuttle. After a couple of hours of phone calls, locksmith, new key made and $300 gone. Otherwise, nice quick trip.

[BigFella97]

They had a little person there for a while. Stepped out of the uber with a buddy of mine and we had just been talking about "little people" and I virtually ignored him as I walked straight to her, grabbed her hand and went inside. I could hear him yell "ill be at Hong Kong or Azul" as I walked in. Saw her again a few months after and she was looking a little more rugged than before.


The one across from HK is Mermaids. If you get a massage there at all, it probably won't be particularly good. The place is a straight up whorehouse, and a bit of a ripoff.

[Shogun Hua]

From what I understand, you can take girls from HK to Rizo de Oro. Is that a pain to cross that road with a girl? A friend I know, that's a local, said he wouldn't walk with the girl across the street, just because he wouldn't want to be recognized by anyone he knows. Thanks in advance.

[SumYoungGuy619]

I can confirm that. Hotel Rioz and club tropical is owned by the same person. There are 4/5 clubs / hotels that that person or group owns. Rioz is used as overflow for the HK girls.


From what I understand, you can take girls from HK to Rizo de Oro. Is that a pain to cross that road with a girl? A friend I know, that's a local, said he wouldn't walk with the girl across the street, just because he wouldn't want to be recognized by anyone he knows. Thanks in advance.Side note I've been doing a lot of time there and have gained a lot of knowledge of the in and out of how it works. I mostly do Club Tropical cause the girls are not as pushy and have made friends with a lot of the waiters there. If you guys are planning to head down I can hook you guys up with honest waiters that will defiantly help you out but you have to know that they work strictly for tips. So if you have any questions about Club tropical or hotel Rioz feel free to ask.

[TJ Dog]

From what I understand, you can take girls from HK to Rizo de Oro. Is that a pain to cross that road with a girl? A friend I know, that's a local, said he wouldn't walk with the girl across the street, just because he wouldn't want to be recognized by anyone he knows. Thanks in advance.If someone he knows sees him in the Zona, they'll have a pretty good idea of what he's up to.

I don't know why it would be an issue. The girl would change to her "civie" clothing. Just don't get run over by a crazy cabbie.

[GdAloha]

About 3 weeks or so I was hanging down in good ol zona! That Friday night I pounded a skinny little street girl and then made my way to HK and spent sometime there before taking a another girl up for an amazing time. Prices are insane. These girls would not budge, but I had the extra cash so I paid the $100. I cant remember the last time I paid that at HK.

The sad thing was about a day or so later I developed a sore throats, congestion, cough. Etc. You name it. F**! I immediately went down and got tested for COVID and two days later came back negative. I was relieved, but I felt like crap. Whatever I caught down there lasted about two weeks.

Made my return this week and was ready to spend some money enjoying my time. Went to HK and I was blown away by the disappointments. The place looked dead and had one girl offer $150 and another $120. Blew my mind. Made my way to the other clubs and the streets and couldn't find anything worth my time. None of my go to girls were working as well. Not sure what happened, but hopefully the next visit will be more eventful to where I can share some good stories with pictures.

[KC Questor]

From what I understand, you can take girls from HK to Rizo de Oro. Is that a pain to cross that road with a girl? A friend I know, that's a local, said he wouldn't walk with the girl across the street, just because he wouldn't want to be recognized by anyone he knows. Thanks in advance.Yes, girls from Hong Kong, Tropical Bar, and Las Chavelas can go to either Hotel Cascadas or Hotel Rizo de Oro. Some girls don't like to cross the street, but they will for the money. I find the Tropical girls are often newer or less experienced and won't know where to go if you are leading them across to Cascadas.


I don't know why it would be an issue. The girl would change to her "civie" clothing. Just don't get run over by a crazy cabbie.No, they usually don't do that just to cross the street with you. They put on the robe at the door and walk with you right to the hotel. It's sometimes humorous to watch them cross the street in their giant platform shoes. A good excuse to take their hand and let them lean on you to steady themselves. Tropical girls often are not dressed in very revealing clothes, so it's not as obvious. I've had HK girls hide their faces as they cross the street.

If she works at a non-affiliated bar, she may have to pretend she is going to dinner or something, so she would change into street clothes and then meet you. I get Chicago Club girls to come to Cascadas since I *HATE* Hotel Jalos.

[Lord D]

Has anyone contacted one of the girls from Musas? If so what was your experience?

http://www.scortads.com/models.html

[UCBaja2]

Has anyone contacted one of the girls from Musas? If so what was your experience?

http://www.scortads.com/models.htmlCheck out Sammy la Columbiana https://www.tjsfinestscorts.com/models.

I think there's more value with 60/90 min GFE MSOG for 60 min at $105 or 90 min at $150 with this escort service.

[CbDiver1]

Has anyone contacted one of the girls from Musas? If so what was your experience?

http://www.scortads.com/models.htmlFirst Lady was super cute chica named GiGi she came to me and I have to say the youngest looking escort I have ever seen, she shows up and her English is fantastic and when I undress her OMG her body was so smoking 2 hour session was not enough tried to get her to come back next day and she jacked up her price, I said no but fuck she was as hot as they get. Second time was just about a month ago and I saw Andrea, tried for Mitzy, set up the night before for 1 hr at Tiquan, I am always respectful and never have had an issue, always tip, never had any problems, 9 am is time we agreed, she shows up 9:24 which I didn't even say a word about, greeted with a kiss and hug thanked her for coming she says "I need to shower" ok of course so I'm waiting and she comes out and she is hot but you can see she doesn't take care of herself with her nails and her photos are dated, but she is a great fuck, BJ was way above average, 69 was ok but she needs to groom up, like I said taking care of the basics but once I got deep up inside all was forgotten. We finished in the chair with HJ / BJ, we didn't start till 9:35 and I busted at just after 10 the second I did she was in the bathroom and ready to leave, her English was worse than my Spanish, I pointed at time on phone and said you were 25 minutes late and then had to shower she just stared at me, now here is where I know things can go wrong I don't want any girl to ever feel like she can't leave if she wants to, if the lady wants to leave then she can leave, now I know she just wanted to get out of there early she didn't feel threatened or she didn't even feel bad for being late and now wanting to split early, her ad says msog there was time, so my opinion is that she is hot and she can fuck and I did tip her, but would not see her again, or do I think I will use Musas again, I did contact booker and said hey this is my side of story, they came back with she said not true and asked if I was doing drugs, so I replied your asking me if I was partying in the room I payed for on vacation in Tj I asked if this was a job interview because if not then none of your business and I said she never saw me doing anything illegal. So they just lost a customer, but they got some hotties that's fo sho.

[DaveLA42]

Has anyone contacted one of the girls from Musas? If so what was your experience?

http://www.scortads.com/models.htmlYes, several. Overall good to very good. Easy communication with agency via Telegram messaging app.

[TitanTool]

So I am not sure if anybody cares about these reports since I never get ladies names or numbers so you could try to repeat, but at best, it will give you feel for what you can do if you have a little game (and don't look like a troll I suppose) and generally what to expect if you are new to TJ.

So I made a trip down to the Zona tonight. Didn't seem dead to me at all. I mean it is nothing like a Friday night, but there was no shortage of drop dead gorgeous young ladies and if anything the ladies outnumbered the guys. So I will do a complete play by play. Drove down to the border around 9:30 pm and parked at the lot just to the right off the last exit. I like parking there as it is completely automated and only $9,plus it's super close to Ped West, though I still go to Ped East right now as I don't know if west is open. Caught a cab to Hong Kong. Always start out with a walk around all the busy streets in the area to see if any street ladies jump out as must see. Rarely do, though there were some fairly cute ones. If I were on a budget, there are always a couple out there that meet my fucking-hot bar. But as I am unlikely to try popping two girls in one night, I usually hold out for the near super model types in the clubs.

Started out walking around tropical bar, saw a couple ladies I would love to bone looks wise, but they seemed rather sedate, I prefer ladies who look like they are having fun. Next I walked over to adelitas and walked around the joint a few times. Again, a couple candidates, but nothing that would make me pull the trigger so early in the evening. Was kind of hoping I would find those two chicks from last time, but no luck.

Also, I wanted to eat, I was starving, and I like to eat at Hong Kong, they actually have pretty dang good pizza and they are so busy that you can sit there and enjoy your meal without getting hassled by the waiters to buy something for the ladies. Plus there is an endless stream of beautiful girls who wander the rotation past you non-stop. So spend a couple hours at Hong Kong. I like to wander the rotation myself to see all the ladies to choose from more quickly. Plus, I love the way a lady will occasionally grab me and either ask for a drink, or ask if I want to go have sex. So in my wandering around, there were two ladies who were the perfect combination of drop dead gorgeous and aggressively want to command my attention. I love that most of the time, and be aggressive I mean they are whispering in my ear or even nibbling my ear telling me they want to go have sex, while grabbing my cock with their hand through my pants and rubbing. Anyways, there were two in particular I had earmarked for fucking if I didn't find something even better before the evening was over. The first lady was definitely in the top 5% of ladies there looks wise, and had the flirting thing down pat. She said she would do everything covered for 100, a bargain for a lady of her looks anywhere IMO. The second lady was not quite as beautiful, but damn she acted horny as fuck, like she hadn't been fucked in a month and wanted me to fill her up. She was open to BBBJ but nothing else. Anyways, couldn't find the first lady again, and decided before I go bang the second lady I would go check out adelitas one last time.

So I wandered Adelitas a few times and again, didn't find anything to write home about, and was making one last glance around standing by the exit before heading back over to HK to finish the job. But this smoking hot skinny young thing with silky long perfectly straight hair had just walked out from the back room and every time I looked over her way she was staring at me. Finally, I said screw it and gave her a good look over (I usually avoid prolonged eye contact with ladies until I am sure they are a lady I would like to meet, since if you don't do that you will end up buying a ton of drinks for ladies you know you are not going to fuck). She saw that she had got my attention and wandered over. Puts both her arms around my neck and starts humping my leg why she introduces herself. She doesn't speak a word of English and I don't speak a word of Spanish. The only word she knew was sex. She kept trying to talk to me in Spanish, like really long sentences, and I kept saying I have no idea what you said, and she had no idea what I said. She is super gorgeous, and flirty, and I am thinking at this point, I bet she would be insatiable in bed. She is from Columbia.

So after a while of clearly the attraction heating up, we both get frustrated with not being able to talk. We are standing by the front door this whole time so I motion for her to come with me to sit down so I can get my google translate out and talk to her. The first open seat we find is behind this curtain in a semi private area, so we go in there and sit down, but the waiter comes in and says that they have a special for the private room, I get a lap dance with the girl and he brings us a bucket of 5 beers for $25. I am thinking, I just bought her a drink 2 min ago out by the door and I don't want a lap dance, she clearly would rather just go fuck me in a room anyways, I am just sitting down to use the phone to negotiate the transaction and see if she would be willing to make out with me in the bar, you know, see if she has a wild fuck-me attitude or not. So we move out of the special room and get a regular table. I ask her if she is into kissing, she says she loves it and will kiss me a lot if we go upstairs but will get in trouble if she does it in the bar. Which makes no sense as a few weeks ago I had a mini kissing orgy going on with a couple ladies out in the open, but she seems very honest about her concern and is clearly giving off the vibe that she wants to ravish me, so I am not too concerned, maybe she is just a little shy or discreet. So I ask her if she would like to suck and fuck as well, she types back in Spanish a long text about how she really wants to go do that and make me happy. She is grabbing my cock while I am trying to type my replies and gyrating on me. I am getting so fucking horny and clearly she is too, we both know it is going to happen, just need to formalize it. This lady is so skinny and fine I can put my arms around her body hugging her and touch my finger tips on her rock hard abs, and she just snuggles her whole body right into me, so hot. Anyways, I digress, so at this point I decide to see if she will do a BBBJ by asking if no condom is ok. She types this really long reply about how she would be willing to do that with me if I keep it quiet and promise I am healthy. I say si, at this point I am thinking she thought I meant BBFS as well, so I am just going to roll with it. She says, because of no condom do 200, I tell her I cannot go that high, she types 150, I type, how about 120, she says si. And off we go.

So now I am heading to the room with this goddess knowing I about to fuck her brains out coverless and I all I can think is, Tijuana rocks. So we get to the room and it is a full blown teenager in heat make out session. She starts giving me a world class deep throat sloppy wet blow job while I am just stroking her youthful silky smooth hair, I am in heaven. I finally can't take it much more and toss her on the bed and we begin making out while she guides me into her with her hair. It was absolutely epic and she came as well, when I pulled out and squirted on her tight tummy, then rested my cock on her push, she just started gyrating under me and moaning, then she starts sucking on my lower lip trying to get me to go into her again, but I am a one pop guy. Anyways, we shower after and she is constantly all over me making out the entire time. I end up tipping her and extra 30 which she was very appreciative of, though to be honest, I think she had as much fun as me. I told her I would be back down in the area Friday and would look for her, that made her super happy. Anyways, wish I had snapped a pic for you guys, though honestly it would just make why'all jealous as fuck knowing what I just did to this 22 year old supermodel type lady.

So total damage this trip.

$9 parking.

$10 cab.

$5 shuttle back tip.

$16 pizza and coke.

$15 miscellaneous $1 tips for ladies who asked to fuck me, even though I passed on them I still tip them for the effort.

$10 drink for lady by door.

$23 room fee with various tips along the way.

$120 sex.

$30 tip for treating me like the boyfriend she wants to impress.

Total $238 for passionate boyfriend like make out sex with a young horny nubile goddess, plus a few hours of fondling hot ladies, and pretty damn good pizza.

[Jr230]

Been to HK a few times. Planning a week day trip and first time staying over night at Cascadas. Was going to pay for one of the upgraded rooms. Any advice or opinions good or bad?

[MikeFandango]

Been to HK a few times. Planning a week day trip and first time staying over night at Cascadas. Was going to pay for one of the upgraded rooms. Any advice or opinions good or bad?Nice place to stay, clean and modern, only problem is the noise from the clubs. Not easy to actually sleep but during the week may be better.

[GdAloha]

Took a short trip down Friday and stopped by all the clubs again. This time around HK was really the only club that had any girls I would be willing to take up. The street seen was busy, but the taken selection was poor. I've already hit up the usual girls and need something new, and there really wasn't a petite Latina that I was looking for.

But on a side note, I'm curious if the guy I rode in the limo Friday afternoon is on this board. Seemed like a great guy, said he visits 3-4 times a week. Had some insight about the club. Talked about baseball and taking a trip to Atlanta for a game. If this is you let me know, I have a feeling its someone on this board, if they're going this often, if not they should be!

[SumYoungGuy619]

Been to HK a few times. Planning a week day trip and first time staying over night at Cascadas. Was going to pay for one of the upgraded rooms. Any advice or opinions good or bad?I would suggest going to Hotel Rizo De Oro hotel. The suite rooms seems nicer and the atmosphere actually feels like a hotel. Get a VIP card from HK cause it works at Hotel Rizo De Oro also. You get 20% off rooms and food that is connected to that chain. HK and Tropical club is owned by the same people. A lot of people like the notoriety of HK but I always get a feeling that each girl in there has already been with like 5 dudes and they seem pretty aggressive. I like Tropical's more laid back atmosphere. There are a few hidden things that Hotel Rizo De Oro has that Cascadas don't. Send me a message if you want to know what up.

[The DudeInSd]

So I am not sure if anybody cares about these reports since I never get ladies names or numbers so you could try to repeat, but at best, it will give you feel for what you can do if you have a little game (and don't look like a troll I suppose) and generally what to expect if you are new to TJ.

So I made a trip down to the Zona tonight. Didn't seem dead to me at all. I mean it is nothing like a Friday night, but there was no shortage of drop dead gorgeous young ladies and if anything the ladies outnumbered the guys. So I will do a complete play by play. Drove down to the border around 9:30 pm and parked at the lot just to the right off the last exit. I like parking there as it is completely automated and only $9,plus it's super close to Ped West, though I still go to Ped East right now as I don't know if west is open. Caught a cab to Hong Kong. Always start out with a walk around all the busy streets in the area to see if any street ladies jump out as must see. Rarely do, though there were some fairly cute ones. If I were on a budget, there are always a couple out there that meet my fucking-hot bar. But as I am unlikely to try popping two girls in one night, I usually hold out for the near super model types in the clubs.Sounds like a good time. How long did you wait at the border to get back across?

[TitanTool]

Sounds like a good time. How long did you wait at the border to get back across?As fast as I could walk. When I got to PedEast at 4 am I rode the shuttle with 3 guys who it was their first trip. The line stretched all the way back to where the shuttle drops you off (fairly long, guessing an hour wait or so), and I told the guys they needed to get in that line, they were like no way!, but that I was going to just walk past it because I had global entry. They didn't seem to believe me and walked to the front where the guards turned them around and told them to get in line. I flashed my global entry and walked on through. When I got to the main check area, I again walked past all the lines to the Sentri check (which was helping process everybody else at the time) and everybody happily let me walk to the very front, show my pass, and walk on through. I highly recommend global entry if you qualify. It's a pain in the ass to get as you need to get an fbi background check and go to an interview with a CBP officer, but totally worth the $120 fee for 5 years. Funny thing is, those guys fun was just starting, they didn't have passports and one guy didn't even have a drivers license LOL.

[GdAloha]

The talent seems to have gotten a little better over the last few days. Not only in looks, but many of the girls I came across were not throwing out ridiculous prices. Ran into some very fit girls willing to do 80. I spent my time shopping around.

Went out behind HK and came across a cut girl with a nice set of natural B. Told her I was looking for CIM and she nodded yes, with a smile. She seemed to be looking around to see if any of the girls near heard her. After some Google translate, finally agreed on sex, blowjob, CIM and COF. Finally found a girl close by that will do a great facial and not complain. She wouldn't give out her number and I have never seen her before, so maybe she's new to the street. If so lucky me.

Couldn't get the energy to go back to HK and pound one of those fit girls who wanted to go up for 80. I'll have to make a return trip very soon.

[MongerSeeker]

Name & location. ? Was shie by Constitution & Cohluila st. ?. What is her name. ?


The talent seems to have gotten a little better over the last few days. Not only in looks, but many of the girls I came across were not throwing out ridiculous prices. Ran into some very fit girls willing to do 80. I spent my time shopping around.

Went out behind HK and came across a cut girl with a nice set of natural B. Told her I was looking for CIM and she nodded yes, with a smile. She seemed to be looking around to see if any of the girls near heard her. After some Google translate, finally agreed on sex, blowjob, CIM and COF. Finally found a girl close by that will do a great facial and not complain. She wouldn't give out her number and I have never seen her before, so maybe she's new to the street. If so lucky me.

Couldn't get the energy to go back to HK and pound one of those fit girls who wanted to go up for 80. I'll have to make a return trip very soon.

[Thetilly]

I wish there was a pinned thread on this topic. I did do a search. But, admittedly, did not go through every page. Anyway, I am in SD on a business trip for a few weeks. I have never been to TJ and am looking for some advice / questions answered. I don't have a wingman to go with me. I know that I should park in the US and walk over and then get a taxi to take me where I want to go. I have done some research, and know about the clubs. HK seems to be the most popular ones. I do intend to spend the night, and would like to get some actual sleep, LOL. Aside from the "bar girls", has anyone seen any women from.

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/baja-california/tijuana/

If I go across the border solo, will I be harassed / robbed by corrupt police? Any advice why'all cane give me will be greatly appreciated. FWI, I don't speak Spanish either. Feel free to PM me advice also. Thanks in advance.

[CuriousJo8]

If it's your first time visit, just go to Hong Kong. Enjoy the land of hot women. Also, highly, highly recommend the taco stand at the corner on the right Hong Kong side. Birria, adobada, asada tacos after getting laid, nothing is better! Also, there is a pancake stand just north of the taco stand that I love.

I personally feel safe when venturing into Tijuana, Mexico.

If you want solid advice, the best parking spot is the spot just north of the Burger King. You save money on parking, for just a little more of a walk. If you don't care about the parking cost, just park your car right near the border, the one on the right side before you hit the roundabout with respect to PedEast.

Regarding the border, once you pass the turnstile door, you'll have to wait in the foreigner line. If there is a line and a wait, and you want to bypass it, be willing to pony up $30 for an FMM, which is good for 6 months, and you can be across into Mexico in no time. Wait times could be 30 to 40 minutes during peak hours for the foreigner line. Be fucking polite to the border agents!

Once you cross the border, don't be intimidated with the masked soldiers with big guns, haha. You can try to catch a free ride with the Hong Kong Shuttle. Regarding taxis, I go for the green ones and I'm strict of just paying $5. The orange ones sometimes charge $6. Just say Hong Kong, they know what to do. Before you know it, you will find yourself in the land of hot women!

Seriously, if you're a n00 b, just go to Hong Kong. The women are mindblowingly beautiful.

Regarding the ladies, a boob / ass grab is $1. Hell, if I ask to see their face (Puedo ver tu cara?) I give them a dollar. If it's your first time doing this, enjoy being a kid in the candy store!

$9 plus $1 tip for buying her a drink and 2nd base action.

Lap dance is $23 plus $1 tip. For the lady, the lap dance is her way to pursuade you to go upstairs with her.

Now regarding the cost of getting laid. If you want to have sex with her, that'll be $100 (Cien), if she wants to have sex with you, that'll be $80 (Ochenta). You'll need $1 to pay the robe guy and $1 to pay the hotel guy after the deed is done. The cost of the hotel room is $21 for 30 minutes. If you want more time, they offer $35 for more time and it includes drinks.

When you're out of money, really easy to catch a cab to get back to the border or la linea. Make sure to have $5 for the cab and also I recommend $3 for two hot dogs at the hot dog stand just walking distance from the American border guards. The worst part of visiting Tijuana is the possibility of waiting a while to cross back into the border.

Regarding budget, personally, if I want to have a super fun time, I bring $320. As long as you don't go overboard with the lap dances, you can get laid with two hotties. I strongly discourage threesomes, you'll feel like a third wheel. Better to bring one lady up, climax with her, then recharge a bit, then bring a second girl up and climax with her as well. Or if one is enough, get laid once, then go to town with the drinks and lap dances, haha.

Regarding breaking change, make sure to have $5 for the taxi and I am comfortable in asking the bar guys in breaking my $20 into singles. Go to Target and buy a coke, that'll get you $5 for the taxi ride.

Good luck. Prepare yourself to be surrounded by young, drop dead gorgeous and sexually enthusiastic hot women. Feel free to PM me if you have any follow up questions.


I wish there was a pinned thread on this topic. I did do a search. But, admittedly, did not go through every page. Anyway, I am in SD on a business trip for a few weeks. I have never been to TJ and am looking for some advice / questions answered. I don't have a wingman to go with me. I know that I should park in the US and walk over and then get a taxi to take me where I want to go. I have done some research, and know about the clubs. HK seems to be the most popular ones. I do intend to spend the night, and would like to get some actual sleep, LOL. Aside from the "bar girls", has anyone seen any women from.

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/baja-california/tijuana/

If I go across the border solo, will I be harassed / robbed by corrupt police? Any advice why'all cane give me will be greatly appreciated. FWI, I don't speak Spanish either. Feel free to PM me advice also. Thanks in advance.

[MongerSeeker]

The police will probably not be a problem so long as you obey the laws and don't walk around drunk etc. If you are stopped by the police hold your wallet and hold your cash in your hand if they demand to search your wallet.


I wish there was a pinned thread on this topic. I did do a search. But, admittedly, did not go through every page. Anyway, I am in SD on a business trip for a few weeks. I have never been to TJ and am looking for some advice / questions answered. I don't have a wingman to go with me. I know that I should park in the US and walk over and then get a taxi to take me where I want to go. I have done some research, and know about the clubs. HK seems to be the most popular ones. I do intend to spend the night, and would like to get some actual sleep, LOL. Aside from the "bar girls", has anyone seen any women from.

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/baja-california/tijuana/

If I go across the border solo, will I be harassed / robbed by corrupt police? Any advice why'all cane give me will be greatly appreciated. FWI, I don't speak Spanish either. Feel free to PM me advice also. Thanks in advance.

[DragonWolf]

As fast as I could walk. When I got to PedEast at 4 am I rode the shuttle with 3 guys who it was their first trip. The line stretched all the way back to where the shuttle drops you off (fairly long, guessing an hour wait or so), and I told the guys they needed to get in that line, they were like no way!, but that I was going to just walk past it because I had global entry. They didn't seem to believe me and walked to the front where the guards turned them around and told them to get in line. I flashed my global entry and walked on through. When I got to the main check area, I again walked past all the lines to the Sentri check (which was helping process everybody else at the time) and everybody happily let me walk to the very front, show my pass, and walk on through. I highly recommend global entry if you qualify. It's a pain in the ass to get as you need to get an fbi background check and go to an interview with a CBP officer, but totally worth the $120 fee for 5 years. Funny thing is, those guys fun was just starting, they didn't have passports and one guy didn't even have a drivers license LOL.I was very interested in this, but found out a DUI a few years back was going to be a problem in getting it. That's some BS that a mistake and one time exercise of poor judgement would haunt for so long. Last time I went at the far end it indicated various lines for regular, ready, and sentri / global and when I got there there ended up being only 1 line. The BP agent that kicked me back to the end of the line was pretty rude about it. It was my 1st time crossing on foot, and I was like "fuck you Gringos!" LOL.

[Mitchelleces45]

Anyone trynna make a little group trip to TJ? Or at least car pool?

Been wanting to check out the Street walkers in tj. Been to tj for other stuff but never for that. Would be cool to roll with others who are down. Preferably people in their 20's and early 30's but anyone is welcome. We can split gas money. Once there just everyone can get their girls and does their thing separately. At the end either get food and drive back. Just comment here or pm me. Also I'm fluent in Spanish can translate if needed.

[TitanTool]

To echo what the last guy said, just go to Hong Kong your first trip. You could try Adelina's just a couple doors down the street as well, also very safe.

I worry about the corrupt police and taxis too. Have never had a problem taking taxis, I usually give them $8 but they will accept $5. When you walk out of the border crossing building at PedEast, you will just follow this sidewalk for a block or two until you get to a turnstile. Once you pass through that turnstile you will be immediately asked by somebody if you want a cab. You are probably safe enough just saying yes. What I do instead though is if you take a right after the turnstile and walk about 50 yards along the sidewalk, you will see a little Hong Kong shuttle ride store on the right side manned by somebody wearing a HK uniform, just go there and tell them you want a shuttle ride to HK, they will call the shuttle to come get you, usually only takes a couple minutes and may be sitting there already. The ride is free but I always tip the driver $5 anyways. Same cost as cab, but I feel much safer taking the shuttle because the cops are not going to hassle the HK shuttle, the HK makes sure the cops are cool. Sometimes the HK shuttle is actually waiting in this parking area before you even get to the turnstile. As long as it is a limo clearly marked as Zona and HK and drivers are wearing HK uniforms, you are safe to just take the ride from there before you even pass the turnstile. There is also a black van they use to shuttle people too. It is not as clearly marked as the limo, but the inside will have a TV playing HK advertising, so you will know you are in the right vehicle LOL.

With the taxis, the scam to worry about is the Taxi driver will text a cop and tell him to pull them over and shake them down. The cab driver pretends they are a victim too, but they are in on it. Has never happened to me, but will probably cost you $100 if it does if you want to go about your business quickly. Just be careful not to bribe them, ask if you can give them the money to go pay the fine for you LOL.

To get back, I always make sure I exit Hong Kong and walk to the valet podium directly and ask if you can get a shuttle back to border. They will see you are a HK customer and have you wait for next shuttle. The shuttle will drop you off as far as they can drive and you walk the rest of the way, if it's busy the line will be right there. If you are unsure which way to go, just ask driver which way to border and they will point which direction you need to walk, it's like 2 block from drop off to where the US border agents check your passport to let you into the line on the US side. Odds are there will be a line on the Mexico side before you get to those initial agents. Once you pass those initial agents, you are home free and on US soil, always a good feeling to be honest.

[SumYoungGuy619]

I wish there was a pinned thread on this topic. I did do a search. But, admittedly, did not go through every page. Anyway, I am in SD on a business trip for a few weeks. I have never been to TJ and am looking for some advice / questions answered. I don't have a wingman to go with me. I know that I should park in the US and walk over and then get a taxi to take me where I want to go. I have done some research, and know about the clubs. HK seems to be the most popular ones. I do intend to spend the night, and would like to get some actual sleep, LOL. Aside from the "bar girls", has anyone seen any women from.

https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/baja-california/tijuana/

If I go across the border solo, will I be harassed / robbed by corrupt police? Any advice why'all cane give me will be greatly appreciated. FWI, I don't speak Spanish either. Feel free to PM me advice also. Thanks in advance.Hit me up if you need a guide there.

[ChargersFan69]

I hit up Hong Kong Friday lunchtime and had a good visit. Thanks for the advise on cabs and shuttle bus below.

I've only ever had CBJ at San Diego AMP, and ended up having CFS a Hong king. I've been freaking out since that I've caught something. Haven't been able to go get tested yet because of work. Can't tell if I need to pee all the time or just imagining it! What's your experience with catching anything at HK, or with CFS?

[TitanTool]

I hit up Hong Kong Friday lunchtime and had a good visit. Thanks for the advise on cabs and shuttle bus below.

I've only ever had CBJ at San Diego AMP, and ended up having CFS a Hong king. I've been freaking out since that I've caught something. Haven't been able to go get tested yet because of work. Can't tell if I need to pee all the time or just imagining it! What's your experience with catching anything at HK, or with CFS?Never caught anything and I have done much more than CFS. Seems pretty unlikely you would catch something if you used a condom for FS. You didn't mention if you had BBBJ, and while it is fairly rare to catch something from that, the only time in 10 years I have caught something it was from a BBBJ. I am not a doctor, but regardless of what activities I do, I force myself to take a pee immediately after just to clean the pipes so if there is some bacteria milling around it will be less likely to gain a foothold. Still get tested, the peace of mind is worth its weight in gold.

[ChargersFan69]

Never caught anything and I have done much more than CFS. Seems pretty unlikely you would catch something if you used a condom for FS. You didn't mention if you had BBBJ, and while it is fairly rare to catch something from that, the only time in 10 years I have caught something it was from a BBBJ. I am not a doctor, but regardless of what activities I do, I force myself to take a pee immediately after just to clean the pipes so if there is some bacteria milling around it will be less likely to gain a foothold. Still get tested, the peace of mind is worth its weight in gold.Thanks for sharing your experience. Feeling calmer now, got a week before I'll have the chance to get tested, looking forward to the peace of mind. From everything I've read, condoms should stop most stuff if used properly. It didn't break, so should be ok. And didn't do BBBJ, that seems on the forum where most people get stung. Never knew it was so risky.

[GdAloha]

Name & location. ? Was shie by Constitution & Cohluila st. ?. What is her name. ?Across the street near the back door of HK. She didn't give me a name or number. Just negotiated what I was looking for and went upstairs. Looked to be new to the streets.

[MrLemon]

Anyone trynna make a little group trip to TJ? Or at least car pool?

Been wanting to check out the Street walkers in tj. Been to tj for other stuff but never for that. Would be cool to roll with others who are down. Preferably people in their 20's and early 30's but anyone is welcome. We can split gas money. Once there just everyone can get their girls and does their thing separately. At the end either get food and drive back. Just comment here or pm me. Also I'm fluent in Spanish can translate if needed.I'm going this weekend, check your inbox.

[MongerSeeker]

Will probably head down Wednesday or Thursday. If anyone wants to meet than PM me.


I'm going this weekend, check your inbox.

[City Slicker]

Any recommendations of where to purchase viagra and such items across the boarder?

[TJ Dog]

Any recommendations of where to purchase viagra and such items across the boarder?If you walk in to the Zona you will likely pass right by Piri (near the Wax Museum). Been awhile since I was there. But they had good prices a few years back.

[KC Questor]

Any recommendations of where to purchase viagra and such items across the boarder?Any pharmacy will have generic Viagra. Unless you are buying huge quantities, it doesn't really matter where you buy it. If you want good prices on reliable, brand-name drugs, check out Piri Pharmacy near the arch across from the wax museum. It is a bit of a walk from the zona (it became popular because it is along the walking path from PedWest, but few people make that walk nowadays).

If you are in the zona, there is a Pharmacia Ahorro just up the hill on Constitution and Primero. If you walk up to Revo there are a bunch of pharmacies (I stood on one corner and counted 12 in view) that are all fine.

If you are buying brand name in bulk, Costco and Sam's Club both have pharmacies.

[TJ Dog]

Any pharmacy will have generic Viagra. Unless you are buying huge quantities, it doesn't really matter where you buy it. If you want good prices on reliable, brand-name drugs, check out Piri Pharmacy near the arch across from the wax museum. It is a bit of a walk from the zona (it became popular because it is along the walking path from PedWest, but few people make that walk nowadays).

If you are in the zona, there is a Pharmacia Ahorro just up the hill on Constitution and Primero. If you walk up to Revo there are a bunch of pharmacies (I stood on one corner and counted 12 in view) that are all fine.

If you are buying brand name in bulk, Costco and Sam's Club both have pharmacies.I don't know if this still occurs at current exchange rates, but I had a few pharmacy clerks try and pull it on me back when it was in the 10:1 range. They would quote the price in Pesos and hope the clueless gringo would simply fork over the $$. So, a $2. 60 purchase would be quoted as "26. ".

[KC Questor]

I don't know if this still occurs at current exchange rates, but I had a few pharmacy clerks try and pull it on me back when it was in the 10:1 range. They would quote the price in Pesos and hope the clueless gringo would simply fork over the $$. So, a $2. 60 purchase would be quoted as "26. ".Any legit pharmacy will quote prices in pesos, but will convert to their dollar rate if asked. Anyone who buys anything in Tijuana should be aware of the exchange rate.

[CuriousJo8]

Just visited the most awesome place on Earth, Tijuana Hong Kong, where I met this nice and nerdy lady, Cielo de Guadalajara, age 23, skinny, 34 B's. Up to now, I can't tell you if they are natural or enhanced. They look enhanced, but they felt really soft.

After our lap dance, I decide to go upstairs with her. On my past visits a few months back, they charged $21 with the optional upgrade of $30. However, at the check in counter, they just said $30, all upgrades included. I asked the guy, when did they implement this price increase, and he said a couple weeks back.

So just wanted to give you all a heads up that the Hotel Cascadas price is now a fixed $30.

The $21 option is no longer available.

Additionally, Trojan Magnums are the standard handout. I would strongly recommend bringing your own condoms. I made the mistake of using the Magnums, never again.

Also, the CPB Officer on my way back was cool. He asked me, "What were you doing in Mexico?" I was too tired, so I just told him, "I was hanging out in Hong Kong. " He replied, "I got you," and he let me on my way.

[Neener75]

I'll be going to TJ for 3 days Dec 2-5, if anyone is down to meet up hit my inbox.

[FuckedUp]

Stayed at La Villa de Zaragoza for a few days. Saw a bunch of agency chicas. Had a lot of fun with the chicas. But the hotel experience turned out to be something else. One of the clerks at the office kept on asking me $10 extra for each of the chicas who stopped by for one or two hours. I was like, WTF! But that guy was fucking annoying. Kept on calling the room when the chicas were there. I think I gave him about $50 just to keep him shut up.

If anyone has been to that hotel recently, he is the one with white hair. Looks like in his 60's.

When a young guy was in the hotel office in one of the days, I was never bothered to pay the $10 chica tax. Maybe just the older clerk trying to get some extra from US mongers.

Never had similar things happened before with the more reputable hotels like Ticuan, Pueblo Amigo, or Marriott. I can fuck as many chicas as little junior can handle without paying extra to the hotels. But a while back I was asked for chica tax at La Mason too. Their price was $16 per chica.

Definitely will not use La Villa de Zaragoza again.

[TJ Dog]

Stayed at La Villa de Zaragoza for a few days. Saw a bunch of agency chicas. Had a lot of fun with the chicas. But the hotel experience turned out to be something else. One of the clerks at the office kept on asking me $10 extra for each of the chicas who stopped by for one or two hours. I was like, WTF! But that guy was fucking annoying. Kept on calling the room when the chicas were there. I think I gave him about $50 just to keep him shut up.

If anyone has been to that hotel recently, he is the one with white hair. Looks like in his 60's.

When a young guy was in the hotel office in one of the days, I was never bothered to pay the $10 chica tax. Maybe just the older clerk trying to get some extra from US mongers.

Never had similar things happened before with the more reputable hotels like Ticuan, Pueblo Amigo, or Marriott. I can fuck as many chicas as little junior can handle without paying extra to the hotels. But a while back I was asked for chica tax at La Mason too. Their price was $16 per chica.

Definitely will not use La Villa de Zaragoza again.I used to go there in the 1990's and there was sometimes an issue. Following the advice of one of the veteran mongers back in that day, I started registering for two. Told the clerk my "girlfriend" would be joining me later and gave her a name (making sure it was one that I could remember). The price for the extra person at that time was not that much of an addition ($10, I think). When I'd bring a girl in I'd remind her that her name was "Salma Hayek" (or what ever) just in case. Same thing with the next girl. No more issues. One time I even left an over-night guest behind in the room the next morning and told her she could return the key and pocket the deposit. She had no issues.

[DingmanHI]

Although I've gone to TJ a handful of times and have gone upstairs with two handfuls of Hong Kong and Adelita girls, I've never reserved my own room at Cascadas to spend the night. Quick question. Every time I've gone for a half hour stint with a girl, the front desk at Cascadas gives the girl a towel and a condom. If I reserve an overnight room to bring bar girls up to, will the front desk still give them condoms when we walk up? Or do I need to come prepared with my own box of condoms??

[SumYoungGuy619]

Although I've gone to TJ a handful of times and have gone upstairs with two handfuls of Hong Kong and Adelita girls, I've never reserved my own room at Cascadas to spend the night. Quick question. Every time I've gone for a half hour stint with a girl, the front desk at Cascadas gives the girl a towel and a condom. If I reserve an overnight room to bring bar girls up to, will the front desk still give them condoms when we walk up? Or do I need to come prepared with my own box of condoms??I would highly suggest to bring your own condoms. The ones they give there are not that great.

[JMagnifico]

Long time lurker, first post. Heading down to SD in March for first time without the wife. Will I get any grief coming back to SD about being unvaxxed? Thanks for all you guys do BTW.

[CuriousJo8]

No, CBP doesn't give a shit.

Standard three questions:

Where are you going? San Diego.

Anything to declare? No.

What were you doing in Mexico? Hanging out in Hong Kong.

One CBP officer replied to my last answer with, "I got you," and let me on my way.

Enjoy Tijuana.

Cheers.


Long time lurker, first post. Heading down to SD in March for first time without the wife. Will I get any grief coming back to SD about being unvaxxed? Thanks for all you guys do BTW.

[Bunter Hiden]

Stayed at La Villa de Zaragoza for a few days. Saw a bunch of agency chicas. Had a lot of fun with the chicas. But the hotel experience turned out to be something else. One of the clerks at the office kept on asking me $10 extra for each of the chicas who stopped by for one or two hours. I was like, WTF! But that guy was fucking annoying. Kept on calling the room when the chicas were there. I think I gave him about $50 just to keep him shut up.

If anyone has been to that hotel recently, he is the one with white hair. Looks like in his 60's.

When a young guy was in the hotel office in one of the days, I was never bothered to pay the $10 chica tax. Maybe just the older clerk trying to get some extra from US mongers.

Never had similar things happened before with the more reputable hotels like Ticuan, Pueblo Amigo, or Marriott. I can fuck as many chicas as little junior can handle without paying extra to the hotels. But a while back I was asked for chica tax at La Mason too. Their price was $16 per chica.

Definitely will not use La Villa de Zaragoza again.I've been hit for the extra girl charges at several of the love motels likes La Mansion. Another screwed up thing is they won't let the girls park their cars in the garage unless they arrive with.

[HammerSmash]

Hey fellas,

Iv wanted to go to TJ for awhile now but wasnt able to. The time has finally come for my trip. Iv gone through a couple of pages on this thread, however it seems like there is no real solid answer on where to stay. I'm trying to make a weekend trip out of this but I want to ensure I'm not hassled. I speak spanish and look the part so I don't think that's an issue. But if anyone who is well expirienced is willing to PM me so I can ask a few questions that would be awesome. Thanks dudes.

-Hammersmash.

[Habeed]

Ok, I've visited TJ 30+ times now, since living in SD I can go there pretty much anytime I want. It's a 25 minute drive to the border.

So I've tried the street hos, I've tried the massage parlor across the street from HK, I've tried HK about 10 times, and Adelitas about 15-20 times. Near as I can tell, this is how it goes:

A. The street hos are good if you are broke and just want a cheap BJ. But you get what you pay for, the one I tried was way less attractive, they rush, they have smelly vags, they usually limit you to 1 position. Basically it just sucks and nearly all of them are fat and unttractive except for maybe 1-2 on a given night.

B. Adelitas has consistently been the best experience. The thing is, nearly every girl there is a blimp. I would consider them fat. But there's 1-2 on a weeknight, or tonight I counted 8, skinny ones in there. And the trick is, the skinny ones will give you a really good time as if they are fat and desperate to get you to take them upstairs. Its like women in these clubs share information somehow, such that they all act very similar. Like they read from a shared script.

C. HK has the hottest women and the most hot women. However it's like the shared script of these girls is that they are planning to rip you off for every penny they can and do the least possible in return. Not all are like this but I probably have a dismal experience where I feel ripped off 3/4 times.

Anyways, tonight, a Saturday at 11 pm, was typical. I didn't waste any time in HK or checking out the street talent, just went right into Adelitas as the last 3 girls I fucked there were great. Pinged all 3 via watsapp, didn't get any replies that indicated they were there tonight. Normally I don't go on a Saturday because the parking was $25 instead of $9, and because there are far more rival mongers relative to the number of girls. But there were also way more hot girls at Adelitas at this prime time, I counted 8. Naturally a girl who isn't a blimp is highly sought after, so almost every girl was occupied with a monger. Eventually I found one, and got a $10 drink from here.

During the dance I noticed she wouldn't kiss, wouldn't try to grab my dick or really appeal to me, and was skinny-fat, where she's got a mesh stocking on. I don't remember her name but 2002 was tattooed on her chest, presumably her birth year.

So in the past I might think that a girl like this might warm up, might be nicer one I give her $100, might still be fun to try to fuck upstairs. Or that I already wasted $10-$20, might as well try her out. No, that's not the right move. So I nexted her and went fishing again. Second girl came over unbidden, she gave a far more aggressive dance. Kissing, reaching into my shorts to grab my penis multiple times, doing all she can. But this one was probably about 30, a bit thicker though not quite a blimp. I've learned that a less attractive girl isn't necessarily going to make it up in better performance in bed, so another next. Gave her an $5 tip for the partial HJ.

Finally I find Ariday. Pretty face, miniskirt, stockings, looks almost like a white chick brunette. Ok that's a good start. But the waiter demanded $45 for 5 drinks for this one. I decided to let myself maybe get ripped off and paid it.

It wasn't a ripoff. She stayed near me talking for at least 40 minutes, showed me photos and shared music tastes and all that stuff, she claimed to have been working at Adelitas 2 days, is obviously about 19 and is super hot and about 95 lbs and she would sit on my lap, DFK, and grab my dick. Basically about as good as the last 3 chicks from this place. So I took her upstairs and had a good time. Notably one thing you can do with Adelitas girls is you don't have to stick to the hooker sex script. You don't have to strip naked and lie on the bed and pay her first and she puts on a condom before you get to lay a hand on her. You can shove her onto the bed before she even takes her robe off and grind. You can finger her and shove your tongue in her mouth and she is going to actually get wet and will pretend to like it. You can stripped slide her and she will let you. A previous adelitas girl would let me BBFS her after I saw her a few sessions, and I think this is probably available from most of them if you get to know them first / pay them enough.

Anyways she gave me a spirited effort, gave me her number in watsapp, and didn't leave until the knock.

Total cost: $25 for parking, $8 for a cab ride, $10 x2 for first 2 candidates, $45 for meeting her, $18 for the room, $100 to fuck her, $5 in assorted small tips, and $5 to an adelitas guy to drive me back in that van they have. $226.

Interstingly a sugar baby in SD that charges $400 and you BBFS her and take her to dinner and spend about 3-4 hours per date is not actually more expensive.

[Bunter Hiden]

Hey fellas,

Iv wanted to go to TJ for awhile now but wasnt able to. The time has finally come for my trip. Iv gone through a couple of pages on this thread, however it seems like there is no real solid answer on where to stay. I'm trying to make a weekend trip out of this but I want to ensure I'm not hassled. I speak spanish and look the part so I don't think that's an issue. But if anyone who is well expirienced is willing to PM me so I can ask a few questions that would be awesome. Thanks dudes.

-Hammersmash.My friend pop over to the other site, international sex guide TJ and you will find a library of information. For my money I prefer Hotel Ticuan. And treat yourself to dinner at Caesars. The combination Mexicano is amazing. And of course the salad. Enjoy.

[HammerSmash]

My friend pop over to the other site, international sex guide TJ and you will find a library of information. For my money I prefer Hotel Ticuan. And treat yourself to dinner at Caesars. The combination Mexicano is amazing. And of course the salad. Enjoy.Thanks bro, I always forget about the international site. Thanks for the recommendation.

-Hammersmash.

[GdAloha]

Made my way to the zona last week and walked through all the major clubs. Haven't been in over a month. This is the first time I've ever gone in all my years, we're every girl quoted me $100 and up. Just crazy. I even tested the waters and asked a few girls that I would never go up with and they quoted the same. I'm sure thoses ones I could have gotten lower, but it just seems like the girls are trying to set the bar. I hope this doesn't become the norm.

Ended up walking the streets for a bit and I only came across two that I would consider taking up. Wasn't really much talent the day I went. Just as I was about to give up, I came across this petite little thing. I had to take her up and see what would happen.

I was hesitant because I was afraid I was going to break her. She either was tightening her muscles or this chick has the tightest pussy I've ever encountered. I could only get a little over an inch in and it felt like I had a clamp on myself. She was sorry about that so she let me finish on her chest. Great girl!

[YoDaddy1]

How much do the girls who hang outside Hk usually charge and is there a hotel nearby to take them to.

[CuriousJo8]

I recommend you strike a conversation with one of them and find out yourself. Friendly ladies to talk to.

There is this young 20 year old cutey, Emily de Guadalajara, who looks Filipina who hangs out at the corner of La Malquerida.

I asked her and she quoted me:

$6 for the room (cuarto). The room is right behind them.

$25 for two positions of sexual intercourse.

$5 for CBJ.

$10 to take off all her clothes (sin ropa).

Really depends on the lady, but that gives you a ballpark.

Cheers.


How much do the girls who hang outside Hk usually charge and is there a hotel nearby to take them to.

[DragonWolf]

Stayed at Pueblo Amigo within the last week and saw a couple ladies. First one, the front desk called and asked if I was expecting a guest (maybe because it was 10 pm) and the next day (early afternoon) the lady was able to just cruise on up w / o the FD calling me.

Coming back a couple days ago, it was just the previously mentioned "Where are you headed? Anything to declare? What'd you do?

Saw a pair of ladies from CuminTJ.

Jovita got the job done, but seems better suited to a shorter (60-120 min) visit and not the overnight, so even though she was pleasant enough and got the job done, she wasn't as advertised and I'd only see her again for a shorter visit.

Bioleta, however, was a hugely pleasant surprise. I chose her for a 90 min, just for the bewbies, but found her to be considerably more attractive (both face & body) than the pics on the site suggest. Service also put her teammate to shame.

Looking to head back soon, before the holidays to give another couple of their lineup a shot.

[Neener75]

Had the time of life in TJ last week. Adelitas was the place where I found my favorite type of Latina, dark skinned black with long flowing hair and big a big ass! Found Two on two different days. Both gave me BBJCIM with covered full service. Both got into it and gave me full GFE unlike anything you'll find in the states. They both asked not share their names and both have stayed in contact through WhatsApp since our meetings. Also got BBFS from this chick at Club Chicago. Not the best looking chick but we vibed in such a way that when we got upstairs the BFS wasn't even talked about it just happened and boy did she ever get into it. She was shocked when she squirted and begged for me not to stop as she reached her orgasm! Overall great visit, the quality of ladies was on point at Adelitas and Hong Kong was easily a 4 to 1 ratio of women to.

Men! Overall a great trip and can't wait to go back as soon as possible.

I've pretty much given up mongering stateside because of the attitudes and the high number of hoes who won't see black men. My dollars are going to hotter chicks with better attitudes and better prices!

[KC Questor]

There is this young 20 year old cutey, Emily de Guadalajara, who looks Filipina who hangs out at the corner of La Malquerida.

I asked her and she quoted me:
$6 for the room (cuarto). The room is right behind them.
$25 for two positions of sexual intercourse.
$5 for CBJ.
$10 to take off all her clothes (sin ropa).
Really depends on the lady, but that gives you a ballpark.
If you pay with pesos it would probably be 2/3 of that or less. You paid the equivalent of 800 pesos for her, plus 120 pesos for the room. If you negotiate in pesos to begin with, that whole thing would likely have been 500-600 pesos ($25-30) to the girl and 60-80 pesos for the room.